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Coco Off the Grid
Let's go off the grid and get silly with today's headlines, work dramas and the unexplainable actions of others.
Close your blinds, shut off your lights and put your phones on airplane mode because it's time to join me for another episode of "Coco Off the Grid."
Coco Off the Grid
Caramel Clusterf***s
What if navigating the chaos of everyday life could be just as thrilling as a weekend blockbuster? We tackle the complexities of friendships with a humorous anecdote about a misunderstanding over dating choices, and share a tale of a disastrous weekend filled with food delivery fiascos and household calamities. From misinterpreted texts to comic kitchen disasters, it's a reminder that life is anything but dull.
Switching gears, we balance the tightrope of online etiquette in politically charged environments like Twitch, emphasizing the importance of respectful discourse. Ever wondered if a cereal mix inspired by an NFL star could make you rethink your breakfast choices? Listen as we critique a bizarre new food product and venture into the thrilling waters of a French film where sharks lurk beneath the streets of Paris.
Finally, brace yourself for a deep dive into the notorious saga of Hunter Moore and his infamous website, shedding light on the dark realm of revenge porn. We unravel the impact of Moore's actions and praise Netflix for spotlighting this story in their documentary. With unexpected encounters in the workplace and listener stories about quitting jobs at lightning speed, this episode is packed with laughter, introspection, and a reminder of the absurdities of modern life. Join us for an unpredictable journey that highlights the importance of humor and empathy in navigating our everyday adventures.
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So what's up? My what's up? What's up? Oh my gosh man, every time I try and start this shit, it fucking just gets worse and worse. I feel like I'm losing my mind a little bit. So let's see. Um, I have a lot I want to talk about this week. Uh, it's probably gonna be a really long episode. I really do apologize for that, but if you guys just bear with me, dude, we're going to get through it together. Stupid fucking emails coming through. What's up? Wyndham Hotels no bitch, I don't want that stats.
Speaker 1:A lot of you know that I was in the area when 9-11 happened. It's fucking so long ago now. How many years is that? 13?, yeah, 13. I went to school in that area. I was within the disaster area, whatever they want to call it. Ground zero was what they were calling it back in the day, but they changed the verbiage a lot with situations like this. So I just actually submitted some paperwork I was working with the middle school I attended at the time to get some paperwork confirming my attendance so that I can qualify, I guess, for health care or whatever it is. My health care at my job is garbage. I don't know why they expect me to pay out of pocket when I'm paying $200 for a doctor's visit. So I stopped all that nonsense. So I think, with this, this increases my chances of getting, like, a lower premium. So we'll see what happens, but I just submitted the paperwork today.
Speaker 1:Not that you needed to know that, but you know, let me see, hire yourself into this test. Is there ADP email? Okay, okay, cool. So, um, I basically have something to do before end of day today, and I was just reading what my manager was saying about it. So, that's cool, just take me all five seconds. Um, let me see. So I have a follow-up for you for the fucking ooh response that I spoke about in my last episode. So let me go back to the texts. This shit is so crazy because this shouldn't even be going this far, but since I started a story, I'm gonna fucking continue. So let's see, okay, so, so let's go back to November 3rd.
Speaker 1:I don't know where we left off with this, but he said uh, by the way, why did you say Ooh earlier? And I said because you said Haitian, and I didn't expect that dot dot dot with a question mark. Um, he goes. I kind of figured. That was the reason why, though, so I kind of left it, because I'm like what the fuck do you mean? Why, though, is that like an actual question? I said are you asking why? I, oh, like, was that a question? I asked Because it just seemed like a run on sentence, and he goes yes, lol. So I said because that's different, haven't ever heard you say that.
Speaker 1:Also, I'm going to keep saying oh, because it's silly to overthink that, which is the truth. Why are you overthinking something? I said when my opinion on anything having to do with your love life does not fucking matter. That's number one. Number two, I said you know me well enough by now. If I ooh about something, it's like my response is oh, that's different, or oh, that's interesting, or oh, just oh, it's not even a big deal. So he said LOL, I thought you were going to say something about me dating a black chick.
Speaker 1:This had me floored, because I don't ever know when. I don't ever, I don't know when. I've ever said something like that to him. You know what I mean, because when him and I were friends, my best friend was an African American man. And who is he dating? A white girl, caucasian, an Irish woman, okay, so right there.
Speaker 1:Interracial couple Best people I knew at the time. They kind of suck. Now. Well, he's dead, so it's not his fault, but she sucks, okay. Because she said some crazy, is it defamatory? Anyway, she made some statements that were real crazy, that I didn't accept or like and that's why I don't fuck with her anymore. So I said hold on, oh, okay. So I said I'd never say something about that, like, that's crazy. And I said be careful of who do on your pee, pee, like trying to be funny about it, just like moving past it, Cause I was like so over it.
Speaker 1:And, uh, he made a comment that I don't really want to share. It's disgusting, he's stupid. So, um, I basically told him I'm telling my mom mom, you told you called me a racist and he goes. I never said you were racist. What I was saying was that I thought you meant that as an oh, like, like, oh, you didn't think they were my type and I said I don't think you have a type, I think you just go with the flow. And you know what response he said to me he goes. That would be correct. It's middle Bro. Sir, sir, you're fucking weird. You're fucking weird, you're just weird. Grow up a little bit Remember who I am as a person, and although we're friends, that phrase doesn't need to be said to me.
Speaker 1:It does not need to be said to me at all, not because I haven't said worse things, but because what time in the morning was it? Okay, it was in the afternoon. He gets a pass, but, disgusting, it's all pink in the middle, okay, thrown up, anyway. So I just thought I would put the kibosh on that and fucking finally tell you that this man thinks I'm racist. So it's not like he's running around saying some white power shit. I'm not running around saying white power, I'm running around saying caramel, melanin power, okay, do whatever you want. Do whatever you want. Okay, if you're into that brown sugar, just be with it. Okay, I've never been like, oh, I didn't know he was into darker girls, what the fuck. Anyway, you know what? No, nope.
Speaker 1:Also, another thing that I finally got an answer to was where the guy looks during doggy style, okay, and uh, anyone else wants to answer that and DM me? That's fine too. The answer was and I asked my boyfriend this question. I'm like yo, listen. So I was, you know, referring to the hemorrhoid post on Facebook. Whatever, the girl was afraid that the guy would be staring at her while he's doing her from behind. Okay, so the answer is he looks anywhere he wants to's it. He's like maybe your butt, maybe your back, your head, I don't know. Like you know, it just doesn't matter, it just doesn't matter. So that's the answer I got. The answer is basically that it doesn't matter. So, um, what did I do see? I fucking just can't. What did I do See? I fucking just can't.
Speaker 1:There's things that I put notes on that I don't fucking remember, and I need to be more specific. I have a note in here that says the Lord intervening on my lunchtime in a negative way, and then, to follow that up, my next bullet point is days like this I don't wonder why people question a higher power. What the fuck happened to me last week? Oh, hell no. What happened to me last week that I don't remember? Hey, bitch, get off my window. That's a B, it's on the other side of the window, but that shit still bothers me. Anyway, I have no idea what happened. Uh, did I spill something? I spilled something over the weekend, but this note was written before that.
Speaker 1:And let me tell you something I almost freaked the fuck out on saturday what saturday, sunday? So we ordered breakfast and, uh, oh, get this. So over the weekend we tried to order breakfast from our favorite place, metro diner, through Uber eats. Never had a problem there before. I placed two orders there on Saturday and one of them got picked up. One of them supposedly got picked up, the other, um, supposedly got picked up, the other, um, no, the first one got canceled and then the second one. The guy, at least, was a little bit more social with me to let me know what the fuck was going on.
Speaker 1:Okay, so my first order was canceled after I like after three drivers went to go. Three different drivers went to go get it and it just never made its way to my door. And then, the second time I placed the order, the guy told me that the manager said that someone had picked up my order already and that's why I was no longer in their system. And I said, well, it would have been nice to have known. Like the driver was even pissed, like that would have been nice to know that before he like sat down and waited, because that place gets busy Saturdays. Before he like sat down and waited because that place gets busy Saturdays.
Speaker 1:So here's the problem. Okay, metro Diner, move the fucking Uber Eats DoorDash delivery shelf behind your counter. Anyone could just roll up in there and take someone's food. You know what I mean? I've walked up in there, no one's asked me anything, I've just strolled up and picked up someone's food. So of course, I fucking went on the Uber Eats shit for the help channel, like that live chat, and I told them hey, you're not charging me for this because this is the second order I placed to this restaurant and, uh, my food's not at my door. If you want me to send you a picture of a fucking blank leopard print welcome mat that does not have my food on it, I'll. If you want me to send you a picture of a fucking blank leopard print welcome mat that does not have my food on it, I'll do that. I'll be more than happy to do that. So we didn't get charged for it.
Speaker 1:So instead of having breakfast, I ended up having Miller's Ale House. Their zingers are the shit. Okay, I was mad because I wanted breakfast. That was the mood, that was the vibe me and the boyfriend had. Okay, we want the breakfast from our favorite place. Now, we will never order from that place again because of that.
Speaker 1:So, uh, I made breakfast yesterday. I ended up making breakfast yesterday. Um, was so pissed about it. We had first watch on Sunday, so we actually knew that that place was going to deliver anyway, so that that pissed me off. That was the first thing that happened. So the second thing that happened Sunday was that no, this happened Monday.
Speaker 1:So I've had a crazy weekend of food nonsense. So yesterday I was making um, I was making breakfast for myself and the boyfriend. I make a bagel. I made him like the craziest plate ever so that he could be hungry and leave me alone. So he could be full and leave me alone. I should say full and leave me alone, I should say because he's always I'm starving. So made him a huge plate. Um, after I washed the tub, the bathroom and everything I like, I like cleaned before I ate, which is probably never a good thing, because one day I'm just gonna flop over like I'm fucking dead from smelling chemicals and all this shit.
Speaker 1:So, uh, I went, uh, I made him his plate, I went to go pour the juice. That was fine. Cap capped it Not all the way, like I didn't twist it all the way like you're supposed to and I pour. I gave him his plate, I gave him his juice whatever, and then I uh, juice whatever, and then I, uh, I went to go. What did I do? Oh no, it was Sunday. I'm stupid.
Speaker 1:So this happened Sunday, sorry, cause yesterday I had coffee. Sunday, this happened so cause I was like what was I doing? Drinking that with that? Like you know, combinations of shit that don't work together. That's what I thought of. So Sunday, I got his stuff together, I poured his juice. Um, I didn't make him breakfast We'd ordered. So, uh, wait, no man, I fucking forgot. Okay, whatever, it's whatever now. So the problem is that I went to go fucking. Um, I went to go shake the juice that didn't have the cap tightly on it and it spilled everywhere. I could not have been more angry in my life. Not not only did I waste orange juice, but it was all over the floor in my kitchen and almost all over me. I was literally about to go back to bed. So, in any case, I didn't go back to bed, though.
Speaker 1:I continued my day, and it only got more stupid with the orange juice. So I went to put my bloom super greens, anti bloat shit in my orange juice and I used my little stir thing. You push the button and it stirs it like a frother is what it is typically with coffee. I went to stir my shit and guess what? More juice spilled out of the cup. So after I did all that, still had a spillage problem. And not only that, but then I used a towel to clean everything up from the floor. I threw that in the washer, threw some more stuff in the washer, washed my placemats.
Speaker 1:Bro, I'm tired of shit beating up in the dryer and being linty as fuck Again. Another situation where lint was everywhere. I just can't take it anymore. So Sunday was like a clusterfuck of nonsense. So it was the day of non-rest for me, know, you know you're supposed to like go pray and, you know, be on a break from stressful shit. Well, didn't happen. Didn't happen. What happened to my fucking? I really would like to understand this note on here that I wrote, but I'll never remember. I hope I remember, like next week at least, so I could be like oh, hey, I remember.
Speaker 1:Um, I saw something on Facebook the other day that was interesting too. Uh, someone was trying to do some MacGyver shit with tampons and suck up grease from beef, ground beef. You know, when you cook ground beef sometimes like it uh, I'm just gonna say it this way the fucking beef leaks. Okay, it becomes grease and this chick was like, hey, cool idea. And then there's tampons in the fucking pan with the beef. But you have to think in your head that that's wrong because there's cotton in that shit. And now there's cotton in your beef. Could you imagine trying to eat a taco and you like pull out lint or you're just choking on it. Like the thought of it just makes me ill. And this is another reason why I don't eat at other people's houses, because people are doing irregular shit and I don't want to deal with that. That's, that's insane. I don't want to deal with it.
Speaker 1:I also have a reputation for, you know, eating other people's food and then getting sick afterwards, which is also I don't trust it, because people cook with different shit. I think after a while, when you cook for yourself, you know what you like and you know what seasonings your body will deal with. I don't know what's going on, but, um, other people don't get it. And again, this goes back to the story of the chick who said that she would change her tampon every time she went to the ladies room this is throwaway tampon money. Because even my friend Alex was like oh, not me putting organic tampons in my pan with my beef.
Speaker 1:And then a co worker of mine goes yeah, just do paper towels, like everybody else. Me, I'm like, oh, paper towels, yeah, just do paper towels. Like everybody else. Me, I'm like, ooh, paper towels, that's a good one, but also fibers, it's paper. What I do is I'm crazy like that. So what I do is I take a huge spoon and I just spoon it into my fucking oil, my oil grease cup thing, because you know you have a jar that you keep all your drippings from. I have one, everybody has one. Not that I repurpose it for anything, I just have bad experiences with things. So I try and do things proactively. That won't cause a problem. So that's that. Yeah, so that's. I'm not doing that with tampons. I'm sorry. Tampons cost way too much, way too much to be using it as a suck up device, if anything. Get one of those baster things and just squeeze it and it up. That's all you have to do.
Speaker 1:So now that the election is over and my fucking Facebook looks like a battlefield of ghetto-ness, can we go back to hating each other over spelling mistakes. I think that was the favorite part of my day. Everybody is just so on top of each other with elections and shit. It's crazy. It's crazy Like, can we not? And here's the other thing. All we do on Facebook is try and prove that we're smarter than the other person, which, for all intents and purposes.
Speaker 1:There are people who are educated on politics out there, but it's none of us. Okay, so cut it out. None of us. We all just read and educate ourselves. The only way I would say we're smarter than each other is with spelling, spelling and grammar. Nobody is smarter at politics than anyone else.
Speaker 1:Okay, the people who are running aren't even smarter than anybody else in running. They're just running because they want a shot at you know? Hey, I was president, or hey, I was president again. You know what I mean. Like I don't know. I don't know. I'm like the dumbest person about politics. So if you're here for that, that's wrong, don't come here. That's absolutely wrong. I'm not informed on anything. And you know what I like it that way Because, as ignorant as that sounds, I really don't want people asking me anything. And you know what I like it that way because, as ignorant as that sounds, I really don't want people asking me anything. I don't want anyone asking me shit. Nothing about politics, nothing about who ran, nothing about Trump, nothing about Kamala. I don't give a fuck. I'm just here to live life.
Speaker 1:Make people laugh, if I can. If you're not laughing at this, well, give it time. I'm just getting my bearings on this shit again, so give it time. It'll get funnier. Damn, my ass hurts. Sorry, I moved on the couch.
Speaker 1:I've been working out again. I actually, I don't know, for some reason, I guess I just had energy in me Sunday, monday, to do it. I think today might be a skip. I don't know, I don't know. I the stair stepper, and it just makes my day feel better. Um, I'm starting to see results on the scale again, so that's cool.
Speaker 1:I think I lost three pounds over the weekend, which is wild Cause. What the fuck that's so much? I feel like anyway. Um, anyway, I have body dysmorphia, so we're trying to get over it. Like every day, I feel like I'm over it and then I get sucked back into nonsense. So there's that. But yeah, so nobody is smarter than anybody else at politics. I mean, look at the forefathers, if they could have figured out immortality, they would be probably fucking laughing at us for all the stupid stuff that we've done and what we've put each other through, race, color, all this dumb shit, anyway.
Speaker 1:So I was talking to Dan the other day about this and speaking of politics and streaming and shit. Don't mix games and politics, okay. Streamers are there for one thing, and one thing only, which is to entertain. You also can't be mad at a streamer for not having the same views as you. It's not betrayal. You guys aren't fucking. Okay, you guys are not fucking.
Speaker 1:So if someone say, for example, this is just an example. Everybody, calm the fuck down. Okay, my viewer likes Kamala Harris, I like Trump, let's say, let's say it, I'm not. This is not proof of anything. Okay. Let's just say, for hyperbole and hypothetical situations, that's where we're at. Could be vice versa the person who's watching me likes Trump and I like Kamala. Okay, let's just say that either of those situations apply.
Speaker 1:If I have a political view, that's okay. If you disagree with me, it's not going to be any love lost at any point. But we're not going to talk about it and we're not going to make me feel bad about who I voted for and or who I didn't vote for. We're not doing that. You must not know what Twitch is there for, because if Trump or Kamala wanted to be on Twitch spouting their views, they would Okay.
Speaker 1:So if I'm streaming and you asked me who I vote for and the facial expression I make gives you a clue as to who I voted for, and you're like, oh, like, something crazy comes out your mouth. You'll get banned. Okay, I would rather ban you than watch you walk away, because I'm petty as fuck. Okay, I even developed a, you know, a little passive, aggressive noise I'm going to make if people were to ever ask me that. And yes, a little passive, aggressive noise I'm going to make if people were to ever ask me that. And, yes, we are going to get back into streaming. Everybody be cool. You'll know, I'm literally going to make a sound that makes it seem like I'm throwing up, Because I don't think it's appropriate.
Speaker 1:I don't think it's appropriate Talking about politics while I'm trying to play a game and entertain you guys and just ruin the moment altogether. It's like the scene in Hereditary, where the chick's head gets chopped off while they're driving in the car. That's what that is, if you've seen that movie, you knew that was the quickest death ever. Okay, and I've never been like um no, as much as possible, but that that that was the moment, okay, that was it, where I've covered my mouth so fast that I was like like an audible gasp, like I'm a fucking anime character, okay, and I only I've only started doing that as of late, because sometimes these things are really shocking.
Speaker 1:So what shocks me is that you think that you should be coming into anyone's stream and making them feel bad about their political views. Like what the fuck even is this country? This country is so hateful lately. It's ridiculous. Everybody talking about I'm going to move to Canada. Do you know what? Canada don't want us either. Canada is laughing at us because we all want. Like people want to leave, not we. I don't give a shit. I'm going to live where I live, okay, I'm going to make my money and go home. That's like. It's like be living in America is like a fucking job. Okay, you live here. You fucking work till you die. Okay, you might retire with like 5 cents in your pocket and then that's it, and then you continue to die. What is it? What's the three things? Death, something and taxes? Fuck it. Who cares? See what I'm saying, though.
Speaker 1:If you're following this shit for accurate stuff, you're in the wrong channel. But in any case, we really have to stop putting so much pressure on each other to perform the way we want each other to perform. Not everybody has to have the same views Like why is this something that needs to be taught all over again? This is some common sense shit. Like, just don't do it. I'm telling you, the sound I'm going to make for shit that I don't like is going to sound like I'm throwing up. You know why? Because it's making me physically ill to have something of that nature said to me. I'm just going to go. That's what you're going to hear. Hey, who'd you vote for? That's it. Oh my God, did you hear that? Someone asked me who I voted for? That's the sound. That's the sound I'm making. Just like that.
Speaker 1:I encourage you to, you know, do this too. I encourage you to boo at people. I'm going to start booing people at work Because people deserve it. You need that wake-up call and everybody's so fucking polite for no reason. Like, if I don't like you, boo, that's the conversation. Boo, boo, boo, boo, you, boo, you bitch, that's it. Like there's so many people Like I don't even think there's anyone I hate at work anymore. I think that's it. I think I'm finally in a place where I just don't care about people like that anymore, because holding that kind of shit in your heart like this is this is what I mean with the politic shit holding those type of feelings in your heart for someone that barely knows you is so crazy to me.
Speaker 1:Like the only time so here's the only time that I've ever felt betrayed by a fucking streamer is when they're playing a game that I love okay, that I played from the beginning, that was remastered and yapped through the whole thing and not paid attention to the story. If you're gonna do that, that's not the game for you. You cannot play story-based games and yap the whole time. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry to inform you, but that's the wrong game. Like I was so looking forward to the stream because it was something scary that I was like, yeah, he's gonna fucking get scared and blah, blah, blah and no, you know why he wasn't scared, because he talked through the whole fucking thing. That's why. So, uh, that was the only time, um, any other time I've been happy to be in his streams, but I literally had to turn off his stream the other day cause I was so annoyed. Um, hold on a second. I had a message come through. I'm going to text really quick because this is my maintenance person and I had an issue. Um, I believe, missed a corner. Whoops, not kissed, miss a corner. If you want to come check in a little bit Episode right now, I don't want any interruptions right now because I will fucking forget what I'm talking about. So I just told him to come in a little bit because I'm recording this.
Speaker 1:Just don't make it awkward for people to stream and be who they want to be Like that's, it's distasteful. So if you're going to stream on Twitch, I think to be Like that's that's, it's distasteful. So if you're going to stream on Twitch, I think you also have to expect that of people. I expect people to be wild as fuck and rude. Um, because I'm a woman and you know guys always think that chicks on Twitch have to show tits. It's not that, it's not that at all. I do have to. I want to get an arm, though, for my mic, because I think my mic's going to be a little too far from my face and supposedly I have a good voice.
Speaker 1:Oh, here's another thing. So here's another thing I saw on Facebook about the election, and here's what I mean Like, can we just start being mean to each other because of fucking shit like this, start being mean to each other because of fucking shit like this? So this girl that I used to be friends with? So there's always. So here's the problem. Okay, there's always a girl that I used to be friends with but no longer am friends with because they're stupid. That's it. It's not me. It's not me Because I can be stupid, but I can admit that shit.
Speaker 1:Other people, when you try and point out stuff that maybe they've done wrong, don't like to take responsibility for it. So here's an example the day after the election, when the results were revealed, someone said that someone responded to a post by saying they shedded a tear. That someone responded to a post by saying they shedded a tear. I don't have a problem with the post, I have a problem with the response. Okay, shedded a tear.
Speaker 1:This woman she speaks Spanish. She's very good with English, though, so she should know that shed at a tear sounds ridiculous. So she has three kids. She has two girls and a boy and I think maybe a fourth one on the way. Please do not teach them to say shed at a tear. You fucking troglodyte, like how can you, how can you openly type this out? And it's not even that, it's the fact that nobody's correcting her. People will keep responding, but of course they're gonna be like, hey, look at this fucking idiot, because that's the truth. That's the truth and I kind of wanted to tell alex alex, get your friend. She should know better.
Speaker 1:There's people like me on the internet that are watching. There's people like me watching bitch, you're spelling stuff wrong. What tense is that? I shedded a tear, just shed. I shed a tear, shed, is it Shed? Shed is the tense you use for shed a tear.
Speaker 1:Shedded makes no sense. That's like oh, I washed my hair and I shed it all over the place. Bro, it sounds so close to shit. It's ridiculous, like shitted. I just don't understand. There's like so many people on Facebook that do this that I know that I want to be like how is nobody helping her? Like, how is no one helping her? Can't even believe it, bro. Like people are just watching this shit, go by and are just okay with it in any case. I just can't, bro, like on the internet. This basically shows why we can't have nice shit. Okay, because she speaks english. She probably knew that that was wrong and I'm guessing she wanted to know who corrects her. I bet you if I corrected her she'd be like that's why I know you voted for Trump. Why? Because I know how to speak English. Because that's a crazy argument to make.
Speaker 1:And then this other chick posted and this is the funny thing is that you know you can have opinions. They don't always have to be right. So I noticed that this other chick goes oh my God, I hate it here. And the first comment is some guy going well, move, what's wrong with saying that? Because then the next person that commented was like oh no, don't you fucking talk to her like that. She's the nicest person in the world. I'm like, bro, you're taking it too out of control, leo. Yes, I said control, leo. You're taking it too far. All he said was move. Then it wasn't distasteful, it was an honest thing. If you hate living here, then fucking go. Like that's anyone's expression ever. It doesn't even have to be like after an election, it just means yo, you can have an opinion, but someone's always going to have a comment, so you just have to be okay with it.
Speaker 1:And what she should have done to her friend, who got all yappy like a fucking chihuahua, is settle down, it doesn't matter. Or calm down, it doesn't matter what he says, nobody cares what he says or just delete the comment. Just delete the comment or unfriend that person Like this. This is what I'm saying. There's too many ghetto people on Facebook. There's too many ghetto people Like if someone tells me to move on, I'd be like oh you're so.
Speaker 1:You're so right, you're so right. Learn to have a sarcastic backbone, bruh, sarcastic backbone. Nobody has that anymore. We're just out here with our sensitive ass feelings. Nobody needs that shit. Nobody asked for it. Just live your life. That's what I'm saying. Like I could post whatever I want to get attacked and I will continue my fucking day unharmed. You know why? Because I don't care about other people like that. That's the funny part Y'all all out here caring about everybody else's opinions except your own. If you just want to put out there that you hate living here, you have to expect the type of retaliation you'll get, and you can't be mad when someone responds the way they do. Or just delete the comment. If you want to leave it there to fucking spark debate, then that's your fault, isn't it? Isn't that your fault If you do something like that and then people just continue the trail Like miss, I shedded a tear.
Speaker 1:Part two I don't want to live in America. Part three Go, then. That would be my advice. Hey, if you have the money to go sayonara, see you later, see you never. I live in Florida. Everybody acts like it's a third world country. I have one person who comes to visit me, which is fine, I don't care, I don't want any more than her just coming. You know why? Actually, you know what? There's two people. I don't care if they come down here. You know why? Because they're perfect people to hang out with. They're people that I just used to sit and chill with and play video games, whatever, play on my phone, watch TV and yes, laura, I'm talking about you Fucking just very simple, simple life, simple friends, simple activities.
Speaker 1:When can we get back to that shit? Everybody's just going to be so hateful for the rest of our lives, which isn't going to amount to much. Everybody's worried about shit becoming the handmaid's tale. You bitches are the reason why it's going to happen. Stop putting it out there, all right, stop saying that shit, don't buy red clothing, Don't buy red capes, we'll all be all right. It doesn't sound like that shit's going to happen. Hopefully not in my lifetime. They're not going to want me anyway.
Speaker 1:You know how long I've been on birth control? Like 20 years almost, actually, no less than that. I'm lying 16 years years. Okay, finally got off it in july, chilling. But like I've been on it for so long, they're gonna look at that medical record and be like, nah, we'll make her an aunt or whatever the fucking thing is. I don't even remember, and I started watching that show too.
Speaker 1:In any case, let's see what else is going on in the world today. Oh, by the way, have you seen this Kelsey mix cereal like Travis Kelsey and all that shit? They're mixing three different types of cereal Reese's Puff, cinnamon, toast Crunch and Lucky Charms. You have to be out of your fucking cavity searching mind. Y'all want cavities in your teeth or tooth decay or whatever it is. Who's eating that? What sewer rat is eating that? Look, I'll get to this training in a minute. Whoops, whoops, like who is. Uh, who's getting into that cereal? Sorry, I was putting myself on break so that I have 15 uninterrupted minutes.
Speaker 1:I don't know who's eating that, but you're fucking fat. I'm just gonna say it. You don't need three types of cereal in one bowl to make you feel like a person. So you're fucking fat for that and I don't feel bad. Don't be fucking fat. Eat a regular ass cereal, Eat one fat. Eat a regular ass cereal, eat one. I have so many cereal boxes on top of my fridge I don't want a single one of them. Actually, that's not true. I want to eat all of them, but not together, separating the cereals.
Speaker 1:Anyway, I'm sitting right under the AC. I hope it doesn't make too much noise, but oh well, oh gosh, all right. What else is going on? Oh yeah, the Valley Trash in this place got to step its game up. I'm tired of taking my own shit out and paying for it. I still really want to know what this fucking Lord intervening on my lunch thing. What happened? I really can't think about. I really should have notated this better. I really should have so crazy. Wow, okay, I really, I really just don't understand what that note is. I'm sure I'll remember next time. It's going to be so stupid.
Speaker 1:Oh, I don't know if I told you about this, but I watched this movie called under paris and it's about this woman who's the only survivor of from her team from fucking with this shark. Okay, apparently they're doing some operation there's some project called operation evolve on a fucking shark. I guess that they tagged and their main thing is that they were looking for it, and their main thing is that they were looking for it in a very polluted body of water and it's in french. It's called under paris. It's on netflix. Give it a watch. Um, it was good. It was good. It was weird.
Speaker 1:The ending was unpredictable. I don't know if they made a second one, but don't, um, don't, show it to me. It ended basically with paris flooding because there were some uh, oh, my god, there were some bullets like huge ones. I guess that would be from rocket launchers that had not been shot, so they still had ammo, they were still loaded, whatever. So there were cells. I think they were calling themselves in the water, so they're trying to.
Speaker 1:Towards the end of the movie, the plan was to blow up this fucking shark under the catacombs of paris. The movie was fucking glory as hell. It was a lot of screaming on my end because I was like holy shit, like I usually do. So they figured out where the nest was and they figured out that this stupid girl is trying to echolocate or send reverb towards the shark to get it to go back to the ocean, because if it stays in the river, it's in, it's going to suffocate and die because the shark is too big for it. Ain't that always a problem? Anyway, so the plan, so her plan, works. She gets the shark to come to her, but she doesn't understand or thinks that she knows better than this lady who went on this expedition at the beginning of the movie.
Speaker 1:Now, I'm all for people being stupid, I'm all for people not learning a lesson. This bitch learned the craziest lesson by getting ate ass first. Like came up from the bottom, scooped her up and swallowed her whole. Well, not swallowed her whole, but like ripped her in half. Like these sharks are crazy. She's like playing with the shark. Like no, it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 1:And we're like no, bitch, it's not fine, get away from the baby. Like even the chick was like please get away from that baby, the mom is going to get upset. She's like no, don't you understand? They're not going to hurt us. Bitch, bitch, you heard that a car crashed into this river. You didn't find a body of the person. They didn't find the body of the person in the car and you're saying everything's fine. That's the craziest sentence ever. They, oh, they're not going to hurt us. Yes, they are bitch, they're sharks. You're in its territory, you're in its quote unquote nest area. What do you think is going to happen? Like that's outrageous.
Speaker 1:So, in any case, the the plan was to go under the catacombs, blow up the entire nest, kill all the sharks. That mother shark was so pissed off, bro, she went after the people from the marathon I think it was a triathlon and of course, the mayor didn't want to shut down at all because of how much money they paid and how many. You know how much media was going to come record it and stuff. And of course, you got people killed because they're swimming. And then there's a fucking shark swimming and eating them, scooping them up one by one like fucking M&Ms in the buffet. And then, of course, you know these bitches are shooting into the river, not remembering that there are loaded cells in the fucking lake lake river, excuse me. And when they start shooting, everything starts fucking exploding. It explodes where it creates like a tsunami effect and it fucking drowns Paris. And that's how the movie ends, dude, that's how it ends, okay, with sharks coming through into Paris, because it's now like an underwater paradise for them. And I'm like, bro, this reminds me of fucking the Last of Us, where nature just reclaims everything and it just ends with the main chick and the police officer that was helping her sitting on top of, like you know what a bus stop looks like, like the awning part, sitting on top of that and there's like a shark just circling them. So, again, if they made a second one, please don't show it to me.
Speaker 1:Then I went on another movie journey and watched creep one 1 and 2, literally called Creep. Now, both of those movies were stupid as fuck. Did not expect to enjoy them and I did. Enjoyed them tremendously. Bro, if you get a chance, I would recommend watching that.
Speaker 1:So Creep? Well, both of them are about this guy who claims well, the first one, he claims to be dying to lure out of um, a cinematographer, to like, shoot his last moments, um, to shoot a day in the life for him, uh, so that there's something artistic about his going out. So, um, he gets this guy, aaron to come shoot video and stuff. And then, you know, aaron starts getting suspicious of him because of all this weird shit. He starts saying he goes out to this really uh desolate area where there's a cabin, so he knows they're by themselves and um, he just says the weirdest shit, like this guy basically said that he put, he put on a wolf's mask because he, he realized after looking at his wife's search history that she was into like bestiality. I guess, um, he was like, but it wasn't bestiality. And I'm like, well, who cares? You peeped on her shit and you got freaked out. That's all that matters. So, uh, he does all that and, um, what else? Oh, my God, bro, I can't remember shit. It's my brain. Um, he does all that.
Speaker 1:He thinks that they're friends and when the guy decides to you know, he drugged him a little bit to get him to pass out because he wants to leave and the guy won't let him the guy who's playing the creep I forget his name and uh, he, the phone, his cell phone starts ringing. Okay, his cell phone starts ringing. He picks it up, like vibrating. I guess the guy's so knocked out he doesn't feel it while he's sleeping. Um, aaron grabs the phone runs to the bathroom and he goes oh hey, so you're Angela, right. And she's like, yeah, and he was like, um, your husband, I'm with your husband in some cabin and blah, blah, blah, I don't remember the place with your husband in some cabin and blah, blah, blah, I don't remember the place. And she goes I'm sorry what? And, uh, he was like yeah, no, I'm with your husband here. And she's like where are you?
Speaker 1:Like the whole thing starts to unravel from there, bro Cause I'm like, oh shit, this guy's been lying this whole time, but he's wearing a wedding ring, but he's saying that the person named Angela was his wife. Oh, by the way, he puts the wolf's mask on to like SA, his wife, quote unquote. And apparently they had a good time. So that's what happened with that weird ass story. So he realizes he has to get the fuck out of there. So he gets out of there somehow. Actually, no, no, what happens is he goes downstairs to try and leave where the front door is and he's standing there with the fucking mask on, bro growling at him. And I'm like, oh hell, no.
Speaker 1:So they get into like some scuffle, and then the next shot you see is of aaron at home watching some video that the creep sent him, whatever, and then he starts to stalk aaron. Creepy enough, like. It's like one of those like found footage things. Anyway, the first one's really good. The second one was even better, in my opinion. I don't even know like it's a Blum. They're both Blumhouse films, so it's really good.
Speaker 1:Um, I was watching the second one and it's basically this girl who was doing videos called encounters and uh, she, uh she calls and, um, what you call it? She, she does this thing called encounter. She's very straight face. She's like a Wednesday Adams in person. She is not scared easily. She finds his ad the creeps ad on Craigslist and she wants to turn it into one of her encounters. So the first thing he admits to her when he meets her is that he's a serial killer and wants to know if that scares her. And he like keeps trying to scare her and she's like, okay, dude, what? And she realizes that he's kind of a loose cannon, but she can kind of predict his moves. She hides like a knife in her boot.
Speaker 1:Um, it's the weirdest thing, because he feels like he relates to her. So he starts like being really oddly nice, like oddly more like a human, because he's coming up on his 40th birthday and he said that he's starting to like, lose a taste for killing. So he's trying to like. He said he wants to die, so essentially he wants her to kill him, which is the start of the whole thing, like you know. I want you to record this, but I also want to die because I don't feel I have anything left in me for that.
Speaker 1:So, uh, it was such a so good bro, so I don't even know why it was so good, except for the pure fact that it was just it was just so simple an idea, and the fact that they brought her in and she wasn't afraid of him was even better. Her name was Sarah, by the way, and, like towards the end of it, I was like, bro, this movie is so fucking good. To the boyfriend, I was like I cannot even believe it. Meanwhile he's doing his little card thing in the other room. He's not paying much attention to what's going on outside that room. It was such a good they were both such good movies that I couldn't even believe it. I could not even believe the luck I had in finding those movies, and then the rest of the day I spent playing the Last of Us, so they were so good Anyway. So if you ever get a chance to watch those, those are both really good Creep 1 and 2. I found both of them on Netflix, by the way. I was looking through my list on Netflix and didn't even realize that I had the second one saved there, so that's interesting.
Speaker 1:Let's see if I have any good stuff for us on Facebook today. What, oh my God, I am officially done buying Starbucks coffee after seeing this outrageous woke ad. See the video below. They always put such trash and shit. Oh God, it's a cat, cat fucking video. I don't know, but the ad with starbucks coffee sucks anyway. I wouldn't pay for their coffee, even if the prices were decent. I mean, I don't hate that as a response. What the fuck is going? What check my database? Mine is not ready yet. Waiting for the full 24 hours to see if my access updates okay. Anyway, let's see. Do I have anything cool in my groups? Let's see, these ring shaming groups are the fucking best, bro. That's so hilarious.
Speaker 1:I miss arguing with my high school math teacher. I used to watch that shit. I never actually fought with them because I didn't really like. I said. I don't care about people enough to argue anymore. Let's see A girl at your husband's work is always buying him coffee in the morning. What are you doing? If he told me, then I would ask if she's buying the rest of the office coffee. Tell your husband not to be cheap and return the favor.
Speaker 1:My ex did this. He cheated multiple times. When a man does it, you can guarantee he's cheating. Men only buy stuff for women. They really like jesus christ. Bruh, let her buy. My husband won't take it anyway. Mine too. People can't be trusted to not put something in it. My thoughts exactly, because as soon as y'all break up guess who he's in a facebook official fucking relationship with Someone posted a picture of a gun and that was the comment under it. Let's see.
Speaker 1:And here's the other thing, when you comment on something in these groups. I'm so tired of these spam bots talking about hey, dm me for your private reading. No bitch, read nothing. Read the fucking Facebook posts. Read the fucking facebook posts. Read the fucking facebook comments. Don't read my hand, all right. Don't do any tarot cards, none of it. I've seen too many movies. I don't want anything attaching itself to me. I'm good. It's like this shit, making her buy mine every day because we're a team.
Speaker 1:The thing says psychic reading hi, love and light to you, my beloved, send me a request or inbox me. I have a message for you, that's. Then it says psychics reading, scammer. He wouldn't accept it so I wouldn't need to do anything, nothing. He doesn't like coffee, so he's giving that shit to me, saving me seven dollars for real, bruh. Okay, let's see what was the quickest job. Y'all quit. Amazing. Oh, someone said blow. Someone said morning sex, dental assistant at a minimum medium security prison three months. Jesus, stop with this. Fucking. Send me your left palm on messenger now, because I feel something special about you. It's the same message for everybody. Not everybody on this post is special, bitch. Like. What are we even talking about? Oh my god, bro. A pizza place, saltgrass cookout dominoes. Bro, a pizza place, salt grass cookout dominoes, kfc I have a story about kfc. That's ridiculous. Kids, bouncy house, walgreens, amazon worked only three days. Oh my god, serendipitous.
Speaker 1:So I was in a friend's stream yesterday. This is probably where I'm gonna end it. I was in a friend's stream yesterday and I was watching him play Diablo 4. Like pretty much all day he hustles his fucking ass off with that game and he's very good at it. He's very good at carries. He's very good at explaining things, all the gear, everything he needs to know. He's carried me in d3 so I'm not gonna play d4 like that with him because he's a little too professional in my opinion.
Speaker 1:So, uh, the he was talking we were talking about I don't even know what the fuck we were talking about. That I got to this point but someone in his stream said that some girl oh right, it was about not shitting where you eat. So he was telling a story. The streamer was telling a story about how this chick he used to give her a ride home and everybody thought they were fucking. And he told the story about how.
Speaker 1:He asked her, like they started talking about past careers and stuff and what they did, and she claimed to make such and such amount of money a week, slash a night working at this other place. So he's like so why do you come working for us? So he put two and two together and figured out that she was stealing. So he told his whoever was working that night to audit her to see what happens. And apparently during her shift there were six hundred and sixty dollars unaccounted for. She sold, she got fired obviously. So I guess HR called him into question because apparently other people had seen him take her home. So I don't know what PRICs are Payroll reporting or anyway know what PRICs are Payroll reporting, all right. Anyway, he obviously set the record straight, saying I never slept with her, there was nothing between me and her. I would never even have thought of that. Blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 1:Very honorable, respectful, whatever chivalrous, whatever the case may be. So we were talking about not shitting where you eat. So it turned into something else in history. Somebody mentioned that some girl that he worked with used to finger blast herself while she was working and they worked at Amazon together and she got him fired because she went around saying that he was exploiting her material like passing it out, showing other people. So of course, I'm pretty sure this guy I don't know him from Adam. I'm pretty sure that he I don't have a fucking email. I'm pretty sure that they didn't what you call it. I'm pretty sure he didn't do that. Let's just say I'm pretty sure that he is not one of those people. Um, like I said, I don't know him from Adam, but I think you can get into a lot of trouble for that. It's called felonies and shit for submitting other people's nudity.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, the most hated guy on the internet. I watched that. Shit, bro, that guy's hair is the hair of a douchebag, but anyway, let's get back to this. So I'm going to talk about that to finish this out. So we were talking about he was talking about finger blasting, and then, of course, this. The fucking streamer goes should have called her KFC because it's finger licking good, and I almost fell off my couch Because every time after that, when he said blast, that's what I picture now and that's it. That's forever going to be ingrained in my memory. I'm never going to forget this. So every time he said blast, I was like, bro, this guy is just saying fucking blast. To say blast, bro, it makes no sense, but in any case, that was fucking hilarious. Hold on a sec. A sec, though. I gotta look up that fucking finger looking good, kfc, unbelievable. Um, let me see.
Speaker 1:Most hated man on the internet. Most hated. Wait a minute. What is this? Okay, I don't care about that. Most hated man on the internet. Okay, here we go. So it was a documentary on netflix. I got bored. What is this fucking guy's name again.
Speaker 1:The story of one woman's mission against the self-styled king of revenge porn after nude photos of her daughter are posted online. Bro, listen, listen, listen, listen, hold on. What is this name? Hunter, what hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking. Hunter, what Hunter? What Jesus Christ Hunter? What Hunter? More. There we go. Sorry, I kept getting mad because it just kept showing in the in the little blurbs just Hunter.
Speaker 1:So, in any case, this guy. So here's what happens this mom goes after his ass so hard for three episodes, okay. So what happened is this guy named Hunter Moore created this website called is anyone upcom, okay, and he decided to make it a revenge porn site, stating that you know anybody who wants to get back in, an ex, who has like anything they could give him and he would post it. The problem is that he hired someone to hack into people's emails, take photos off their email and fucking upload it without their consent. So the one chick, the main chick of the story it happened that she was working one day and a friend called her to let her know, or texted her to let her know hey, your picture's on this website and I'm really sorry. So of course, she goes on the website and the chick has a topless photo on there that she obviously did not consent to having put up. So she tells the mom, and the mom is on a quest for vengeance. Okay, because he's done this to so many different chicks and you meet a few of them. A few of them come forward and want to talk.
Speaker 1:But let me tell you something about this guy, hunter Moore. Bruh, hunter Moore had the haircut of a douchey Pepe Le Pew. Okay, he had the stupidest faux hawk without the white stripe. He is the worst human alive. Okay, because there's one chick known as the Fister. Okay, the reason why she's known for that is because she got into a Skype with him oh my God, skype, by the way, a Skype meeting with him and he basically told her to stick her fist up her ass and she did it on camera where he recorded it and posted it. And then what he did was what's even more fucked up is on this website called. Is anyone upcom? He would then go on to post their Facebook shit above their links, above their pictures, so that people could find them on Facebook. Craziest fucking thing of my life. I'm just so lucky that that's never happened to me.
Speaker 1:And let me tell you something I've sent my fair share of pictures. I have. I'm going to admit that, because there's no girl who hasn't. I'm just going to tell you that now. And if they say they haven't, they're lying and that's that. It's fine to lie about it. I'm going to be open and honest about it, because when you were dating someone, that was the thing you did Okay, anyway, not anymore.
Speaker 1:I'm too old, hasn't happened in a while. I'm old. I'll do that with my man now, okay, and not even because I'm feeling some type of way about my body. But anyway, hunter Moore is the ugliest Pepe Le Pew as a person I've ever seen in my life. So that's, that's crazy to me, but that's how life is. So he got um two and a half years for what he did, because hacking is illegal, but posting those pictures is not back in that time. Anyway, who knows if anything's changed, but it was like a cybersecurity thing, which is why the FBI got involved and they went after him.
Speaker 1:Let me tell you something there's also a Marine who got involved in this shit because hunter more threatened his family. He said I'm going to grape your wife and make your kids watch. Oh man, that guy wanted to rip him apart. Don't ever say that to someone who has armed forces. Okay, adb, calm now. Anyway. Sorry, I was reading something under my breath from work. But yeah, don't do that, because that guy went after him crazy hard. He was like listen, everybody's gonna come after you. Let me just buy the site. You can take all that content off of there. I don't want that. So the site would redirect to an anti-bullying website that he was in charge of. So that was cool for a second. And then he went on fucking Anderson Cooper looking like a douche, and the mom called him like a douche and started antagonizing him. So you know what happens when you poke a bear they attack. So what he decided.
Speaker 1:What Hunter Moore decided to do as his revenge was put up another site, but instead he was going to start posting addresses and directions to people's homes. And let me tell you something MapQuest was still a thing back then. That's how long ago this was. I don't even know if MapQu still exists today I have not googled but that's what hunter moore was going to do. He's like all right, I'm putting everything back up, and now everybody's addresses and directions to their homes is going there too and whatever happens happens. I was like, bro, this is going to be the craziest bloodbath ever or egging of people's houses, or you know trespassing on properties, or you know killing people because he wanted to kill the mom and the daughter at that point for everything that they were trying to put him through again. And he didn't look good on TV, like he thought that all publicity was not bad publicity. This was the worst fucking thing I've ever seen. He was like I.
Speaker 1:He tried to apologize, saying he was all reformed and shit, and that lady just went after it because she was like no, we're gonna prove that you're not different. You didn't change, you didn't convert. You're still the same person. You're just doing this to get away with it. It's called the most hated man on the internet. Please give it a watch Because, oh Lord, the fact that he only got two and a half years for some shit that he did oh my god, bro. Revenge porn is insane. I don't. I really would like to know if the laws have changed for that, but that guy was fucking, like I said, douchey.
Speaker 1:Pepe Le Pew tried to be from that emo scene. They called it being a scene kid, the worst one, he was a DJ and shit. I actually want to look up what he's doing now, but I might put that in my next episode. Um, but, bro, you, you can't be that person. Man like he just thought he was just gonna get away with everything and be untouchable. Nah, bro, they touched everywhere for two and a half years. Who knows what even happened to him while he was locked up. I wish he did a tell-all, supposedly he.
Speaker 1:What's funny was the way they ended it, bro, was that they said Hunter Moore initially agreed to be part of the documentary but at the last minute changed his mind. But we decided to use his stuff anyway. I was like bro, my God, netflix is so petty to use his stuff anyway. I was like bro, my God, netflix is so petty so he didn't care about them giving consent for his photo. Netflix did not give a fuck about him giving his consent for his likeness. Oh, bro, nothing but net. Nothing but net on that decision, and that's why I will never quit Netflix. That's the reason. Right there, them documentaries hit every time. That was amazing. The ending. I was like, no, they did not say that, shit, anyway. So that's that. That's that for the week. I really hope I remember that.
Speaker 1:Next note for next week man, that fucking documentary is something. But I love you guys, thank you so much for listening and I hope. Next note for next week man, that fucking documentary is something, but I love you guys. Thank you so much for listening and I hope you come back next week. And, like I said, I'm trying to be more consistent with these. So it's either going to be a Wednesday or Thursday release. So if it's not Wednesday, it's going to be a same day, thursday, record release. Thank you again for taking the time to hang out with me today and like and subscribe if you like what you hear, and please just give me a like or a follow or something. But, uh, if I start streaming again, which should be soon this week or next week, I have to get my funds together. Um, we'll be getting some games in and we'll be, uh, fucking playing. Um, love you guys, thank you so much and I'll catch you next week. Bye.
