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Coco Off the Grid
Let's go off the grid and get silly with today's headlines, work dramas and the unexplainable actions of others.
Close your blinds, shut off your lights and put your phones on airplane mode because it's time to join me for another episode of "Coco Off the Grid."
Coco Off the Grid
Penthouse Pooper/Creatine Boys
What if tech glitches and podcast dreams were the least of your worries? Join me as I navigate the rollercoaster of podcasting, from tackling those pesky technical challenges to dreaming big about hosting guests and attending PodFest 2025 in Orlando. Dive into my candid reflections on work, where I share the ups and downs of finding the right mentor.
I share my struggles with maintaining a healthy lifestyle, all while grappling with the potential of job changes and the quirky dynamics of office life. From poking fun at the so-called "penthouse" office floor to addressing weighty topics like eating habits and self-image, I offer a mix of humor and sincerity to highlight the everyday challenges we all face. Even the absurdity of internet forums and peculiar office conversations finds a place here, reminding us to keep things light-hearted amidst life's chaos.
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All right. Well, since I can't decide whether or not I want to record on the couch or in my desk, on my desktop, I'm just going to do it. However, I want to record on the couch or in my desk, on my desktop, I'm just going to do it however I want to, and it sounds however it sounds. So that's how I feel about that. This definitely might be a short one. This is the third time I've had to try and record this today because I've been having some technical difficulty issues, so that's perfect. Before I get into anything I want to get into, I hope everyone's having a great week. So far, I'm trying to come up with a schedule to get some people to hang out with me on this podcast. We'll see how it goes. I have, in the past, used recorders that allow me to have another person on, but for some reason, I'm having quite a battle internally to figure this shit out all over again. Quite a battle internally to figure this shit out all over again. I really do want to unarchive my old shit so that people can get a feel for what this was beforehand, but what I want to do is I want to try and incorporate some of that into this new one, but I don't think that'll happen. I think I'm too lazy for that, but I'm going to try. I'm going to try. I'm trying to get my technology up, by the way, in figuring out how I'm going to make everything sound better. There is something called a Podfest coming out and I did apply for a free. I'm deleting that right now because fuck that, I did apply to get a free creator's pass to something called Podfest. So let's see. Let me give you some details on that. Where the fuck is it? Damn, we want to buy your ticket to PodFest 2025. Podcast conferences are one of the best ways to gain inspiration, learn new skills and network with experienced podcasters. We're kicking off the new year by heading to PodFest 2025 in Orlando and we'd love for you to join us. We'll even buy your ticket. So there's an event going on for people who um, produce record whatever, like I do on my own Um. It's coming out there. The event is from January 16th and 19th of next year at the Renaissance Orlando, at SeaWorld in Orlando, florida. So that's cool. I want to go, but I don't want to pay for my ticket. It's a crazy amount of money. It's not a crazy amount, but I just don't want to do that. Creator passes are $3.99, but we're going to cover tickets for a large number of Buzzsprout podcasters. God damn, I can't speak. To learn more, visit the PodFest website and the conference schedule Apply. To get a PodFest ticket for free. God damn it. I keep pausing on that word. So it should be a good time. Sorry if you hear the humming in the background. My dehydrator is going crazy. My dehumidifier Dehydrator Fuck, can't speak at all. So, simply put, podfest Expo is the longest running annual in-person podcasting conference in the world, returning in 2025 for an unprecedented 11th consecutive year. Podfest has been on a wild ride of unbridled growth from its humble beginnings in 2015 to now.
Speaker 1:First of all, this is the first I'm ever hearing of this. Otherwise, I probably have thrown out this email plenty of times in the years that I've been recording with Buzzsprout. I think it'll be cool to go. It's not a lottery. You fill out the thing the way they want you to fill it out. Well, you complete the sign up for it. Okay, you have to apply for the free thing. If they like your answer, they pick you. It's not a lottery. You don't throw your name in and hope you get picked. They probably look at your shit and go, huh Okay, um, I'm a smaller podcaster, but there's a lot I can learn. I think it'll be a good experience and we'll provide a better content experience for you guys, my lovely listeners, the handful of you that there are dedicated every week to listening to this shit. I really appreciate it. Can't wait for 2025. We're bringing the podfest experience to over 30 cities across North America in 2024 with the podfest pod tour. We've just announced our first tour stop, so check back often to see if we're coming to a city near you. That's cool. They have PodFest Asia, podfest Colombia.
Speaker 1:Podfest is so much more than just an in-person conference. We also host virtual online summits, which attract even larger audiences. In fact, the first PodFest Global Summit in August 2020 earned the Guinness World Records title for the largest attendance for a virtual podcasting conference in one week a record. The subsequent Global Summit shattered the very next year with over 5,800 virtual attendees. And our tradition of online excellence continued in April 2024 with the latest PodFest Masterclass focused on AI and creator tools to help our audience stay ahead of the game in innovative content creation. Every PodFest event, be it in person or online, is built on three key pillars world-class education, fostering collaboration and building community. Because you're mad if festering collaboration is crazy. We pack our events with the best and brightest of the podcasting world to both inform and inspire, all in an environment that encourages creative collaborations that lead to lasting relationships among our attendees.
Speaker 1:I would like to go. I would like to go, but I'm not paying $400 to hang out. So if they do choose me, that'd be fantastic. If they don't choose me, I won't feel sad about it because I haven't gone previous years, so who the fuck cares? In any case, that was a lot to say. I do want to go, I think it'll be cool, but, like I said, I'm not paying for it. I do want to go, I think it'll be cool, but, like I said, I'm not paying for it. Okay, so I? Uh, there's some things that I've noticed about this year, going into this new position. Um, I do have to say that I'm very appreciative of where I am, but it's very fucking boring. Um, I basically am just waiting to be told what to do, and my manager is not very familiar with what I should be doing. Not to say that she's not great, she's fantastic, but it would be nice to be just given some direction. Like I'm finally being given direction now and I'm officially like what I'm a month and a half in. It's cool though I'm learning from people, but I'm also learning on my own too.
Speaker 1:There's a lot of the self-studies help a lot. I actually had a training that was instructor led yesterday but I feel like some of them just cover the same thing. Like there's a lot of overlap and there isn't enough to just be like hey, so as reporting, this is the first thing you do. You meet with them. This is what you discuss. This, this is what you discuss. This is the paperwork they give you. This is how they fill it out. Like this is what I like. I like A, b and C points to get to my shit. Otherwise, I'm going to be like what the fuck do you want me to do? Like so serious, don't even know what you want me to do, but I just want to get there. I just want to get to that point. Like want to be able to confidently get into my role and do what I need to do to get my job done.
Speaker 1:Like this week was crazy because we had a team meeting this morning and it had to do with um, a lot of, a lot of questions as to where people are. So what they do is there's something called a backlog, which my team has, and there's people in payroll. There's a lot more people in the payroll implementation team than there are in my role, which is reporting. So a lot of it has to do with them and not a lot to do with me. So I'm there and I'm just sitting, like the first half of it was, a project manager came in and explained what an end to end call is with construction clients and all this stuff and sage intact and what it means, and I just sit in the background and I go okay, I'm going to clean some dishes, I'm going to vacuum a little bit, like I'm basically doing housework while I'm listening to this call, like this meeting, and, uh, it's cool to learn certain things, but at the same time it's not really. It's not really working for me, like I don't want to go back to my rolling up market, but I want to be as busy as I was, because these days are dragging and I know people are watching me sitting there, playing on my phone and wondering what I'm doing. Yesterday I actually met with my manager and she was like have you followed up with these clients? What's happening with them? Are you assigned to them? Yet your accesses? It looks like you don't have full access to certain things. Let me request it.
Speaker 1:So it was a lot of that, which is fine, but also, what the fuck am I supposed to be doing, ma'am? I actually did learn, though, that the way that this is the other thing. So there's new, there's newbies like me sorry, I hit my mic and then there's people who are well-tenured, seasoned, whatever. So there's a tall dude that sits near me, and he was mentoring me for a little bit, but he's very, he's not scatterbrained, he's just busy. But busy people should not be trying to mentor new people. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Like, I came into this in a busy part of the year. We're now at year end, which isn't the same thing as it is for upmarket and core as it is for me. So me, I'm in a position where I get to pretty much sit there and kind of like I'm building my own schedule is what they call it. You have the free. You have more free will in this role than you have in any other service position you've had with this company. So fine with that.
Speaker 1:But also, what am I doing? So I sit with him like I don't even sit with him Like I talked to him every now and then in office. He's the one who made my fucking food get cold, if you heard that episode that you know, like fork with food on it and just sitting there looking at him like uh-huh work with food on it and just sitting there looking at him like uh-huh instead of just eating my food. But he's chill. It's just be a little bit more structured with your time and be more ready to embrace the fact that you might be helping new people with stuff. Again, very appreciative of whatever time he does have, but every time he tells me something he's never ready to do it.
Speaker 1:For example, yesterday I had my training from one to what I thought was going to go to four, 30. It went till about three, 45. So a three, 45,. Let me just see something here. My schedule today one o'clock, okay. So my next thing is that one o'clock is about noon, so I get done with my training yesterday around three, 45, 350.
Speaker 1:And he asks me if I'm, if I want to like sit with him and watch him map a GL from like scratch. So I said, sure, that'd be great. You know, finally getting to see something. I'm all pumped, excited. It's like the end of the day. I'm like cool, he's going to be on his shit. I'm going to do this till 430 and then I'm going to four o'clock comes nothing. Four, oh, five, four, ten, four, fifteen, four, sixteen, he goes, okay. So do you guys want to like come sit by my desk or would you rather I start a meeting and you guys and share my screen? And I'm like, share your screens probably better, because you know it just makes more sense so I could see it on my screen instead of it's easier for me to see it for myself than sit next to someone and watch them do it. So he shared his screen.
Speaker 1:But it's, buddy, you let 25 minutes go by and I'm leaving in 14 minutes. I'm not staying because you didn't plan this properly. You know I leave at 4.30. So it's like it's everywhere, it's everywhere, 4.30. So it's like it's everywhere, it's everywhere. The time that I leave is everywhere, okay. So I am not staying past 4.30 if I don't have to. And since I don't have to, I'm leaving.
Speaker 1:So yesterday I made up some excuses and said, hey, I have a doctor's appointment. I have to go. So I left at 4.30 and he sent me the recording today and I felt bad. But I don't feel bad because you're wasting time. What did you just do for 25 minutes? And these are the mentors.
Speaker 1:I can't stand and I'm just so glad I was never like that, like if I was supposed to meet with someone at a certain time. I'm maybe five minutes late, but that's five minutes, not 25. Okay, and I'm sitting with these people because they're in reporting. So these are the people I'm supposed to be sitting here and I'm like that's fine, I like that. I appreciate that. I'm glad I have the time to do something like this with you. Sit near you, you're right next to me, I don't have to travel, I don't have to unpack my laptop, none of that. Okay, I get the free will to just be chilling near my desk because your desk is right there. You make my life easy and then you make it hard at the same time. So I just don't know.
Speaker 1:So he starts talking and whatnot, and my focus is getting out at 4.30. My stomach feels terrible. My body is starting to hurt because I don't move as much as I should at my desk. I don't get up enough to go see people and whatnot. I really should be going and saying hi and just having my day, but also I'm like fuck at the same time. So let me see.
Speaker 1:So the other thing is is, you know, I found a mentor on my own because I spoke to my manager last Friday about this, like a week ago, and I was talking to her and she was like hey, how's the mentoring going? And I'm like it's not really. I'm like James I think it's kind of busy has his hands full. So I'm like I'm not sure who else I should be looking at. She goes you know what? Try Eduardo. Eduardo is the shit. Eduardo is the shit. Okay. Because is the shit? Okay? Because and I'm gonna tell you why he's proactive as fuck, very proactive. He uh, as soon as I mentioned mentoring to him on Friday afternoon after I spoke to my manager, I uh pinged him on Monday and he's like I didn't forget about you, don't worry that that that sat in on some calls.
Speaker 1:Sat in on a call yesterday. Fuck yeah, dude. Sat in on a call yesterday, actually, no, not yesterday. What was it? Sat in on a call Tuesday, tuesday at 2.30. Dope as fuck. Yesterday I didn't have anything. I had my one-on-one at 12.30 before my one o'clock lab.
Speaker 1:Today, I'm sitting in with him on a couple of calls at one o'clock and two o'clock and boom, there's my day. Then I don't have to do shit for the rest of the day. I haven't done shit pretty much all day, but that's fine. So we met today, and here's the other thing. So Eduardo is now my fucking mentor because I asked him to. I asked him to be so and he's very go--gettery.
Speaker 1:I was talking to him on my way out the office I think it was Tuesday and he's very me. He's very like hey, let me know if you need help. Hey, make sure you do this while I'm in office with you so I can help you, because I sit near you and whatnot. And I'm like fuck, yeah, dude, I'm going to let you know every time I make a call so that in case they do ask a question, you're right there to answer me, excited as fuck. So finally, like-minded, like personality people, who's very quiet, keeps himself, does not overly involve himself in what I'm doing. Um, he asked if I'm free, if I want to join, if I don't want to join. He's like you don't have to, but if you want to, here's this at this time sends the invites. Boom, we're on track. That's it. Found my mentor. That's it. Found my mentor. That's it. Nobody else talks to me for the rest of the year. So to get back to the finer point, which is I had a team meeting this morning in which they go through a backlog of everyone's clients and most of it has nothing to do with me. So they finally get to the reporting tab.
Speaker 1:After she dismisses the HCM people, which is retirement and shit, this is the HCM people which is retirement and shit. And she goes hey, coco and Johnson. I'm like, hey, what's up, like you know what's up. And because I'm tired of people mispronouncing my name, so if there's one less person that I can have that happen with, it's going to be her, it's going to be my boss. She told me. I told her I was like we're talking about the spelling of my name and I was like, oh, that's felt wrong. It's one R, two Ns. She goes oh, okay, like not, that she didn't get it, it's just, we don't use my name, we use Coco, cause I'm not going to have people keep calling me Karen. And she told me that people get her name confused with Veronica. I don't know how. It's none of my business. Okay. So we were chilling.
Speaker 1:We were talking in the meeting today. She asked hey, so have you contacted all your clients? I go, yeah, she goes have you heard anything? I'm like nope. And I even followed up with them yesterday and she said, okay, have you tried calling them? Yet I said no. She's like why don't you try giving them a call? I said okay.
Speaker 1:So I hit up Eduardo and I was like hey, do you have any suggestions for how I should be handling follow-up calls to people who don't respond? And he said just keep a simple call. If they don't pick up, leave a voicemail. Hi, I'm calling about an email. I sent this. Features included in your bundle blah, blah, blah. Please call me back by blah, blah, blah or I'll be moving this piece of implementation to closed.
Speaker 1:Wonderful, he goes, obviously. Tell them who you are and all that from ADP in your role. Try to do that in office on your first one so that you can tap me. Or James, if they do pick up and start asking questions, you may not know the answer yet. I said, yeah, I figured I'd hold off until I'm near someone. I just believe I need to have a response from a manager by Wednesday, the soonest of next week, because the next meeting we have, my next one-on-one with her, is Wednesday. I have them Wednesdays. Thursday is the team meeting thing about, james. James is the tall dude that sits behind me, so James is funny because I thought he did not explain to me that I have to go through launchpad to send my emails and I'm used to using outlook from my experiences in core and up market.
Speaker 1:With launchpad you don't send like, you send them directly through there. You don't add an implementation, you send it through launchpad. You don't send like, you send them directly through there. You don't in implementation, you send it through Launchpad, you don't do anything else. So I'm like, okay, didn't know that, but now that I know she goes, that's fine, she goes it. Just if you do it through Launchpad, it updates the backlog, so you don't have to do double work with that she goes. But if you don't do it that way, it won't go in the backlog. And then you know I have to ask you questions, like, okay, so she goes, try to get into the practice of doing that now so that you know it's just, it's easier for you to just remember as habit to do it that way.
Speaker 1:I said fine, fucking perfect. So I'm like this lady has her shit on lock Like she's an eight. She is a fucking manager from inside the company. My manager, brandon, was great, but he was not an internal hire, he was an outside hire, so a lot of the technical stuff escapes him. She's on her shit and it's really refreshing to have a manager who knows what the fuck she's talking about. Like that's, my favorite thing is that she knows exactly what she's talking about and she is not um, she, she's not holding punches is what it looks like. She does not hold back, so that's awesome In any case.
Speaker 1:So, speaking about worksheets, I've been working out a lot more, so let's discuss that. I did bring up the fact that I don't get up as often as I should. Now, implementation season I mean year-end season is here and the implementation people have a lot, a lot how do I want to phrase this? Have a much better schedule. Also, she did give us a nice holiday schedule saying for the last two weeks in December, which is nice. So I'm not going to say what it is on here because it's not supposed to be said anywhere. So just in case someone who works with me hears this, I don't want them to hear it or report it back because it's only for us. So, in any case, year end is a difficult time for upmarket and core people and I do know people and I really should be getting up more because I work out a lot.
Speaker 1:I'm working out a lot more and I did legs Tuesday and I feel like I'm dying from the bottom down. So I'm working out a lot more and I did legs Tuesday and I feel like I'm dying from the bottom down. So I don't have more terrible shoes. Yesterday I let the dogs out the toesies were out, so but the shoes were awful. I love my grandmother, but these shoes fucking felt like I was wearing bricks strapped to my ankles, like I love wedges. These things were not wedges with heels, they were just flat, platformy and I like that. Okay, I might get some black boots like that. That might be cool Flat ones, though. I'm not doing heels at work because I'm not a dominatrix. Some people don't need to see that leathery side of my life. So I was wearing these cement sandals on my fucking feet which, like you pick them up and you feel them and then they slap against your foot when you put your foot down. So it's very noisy. Number one, number two shouldn't have worn them with the way my legs were feeling, but since it was nice out, I was like let's let the toesies out. So I went to work like that and I was chilling and it hurt to walk yesterday with those shoes on and I went to go speak to one of my friends that I started with Manny and we were talking about how there's not many of us left from my graduating class, like from my starting class in August 2022.
Speaker 1:And we were talking about Justin, who moved to Japan to teach English, which is still the dopest thing I've ever heard someone do for a lifetime, for like a life career. He's been gone for a minute, though now I think he's been gone for like a year. No, I don't remember. Fuck, yeah, I don't think he was in upmarket for too long before he left, so that's cool. Okay, good, he'll be home tonight.
Speaker 1:I like to be prepared for dinner and I don't like to be surprised, because then it's like well, I fucking ate heavy. So what do you want me to do for dinner? I wasn't planning on cooking. So I'm trying to do this thing where I like chill out with, like the eating lately, because I'm like as soon as I start working out, I feel like a fucking eating disorder happens, okay, cause I'm scared to eat because I've worked out so much that I'm like I don't want to undo what I did. But then, of course, there's your body needs certain things to process. You know, the fucking losing weight is the stupidest shit ever. Working out and fucking losing weight. I'm so tired of this balance. I just want to be fat. Can I just be fat? I'm gonna be Jabba the Hutt and go eeky weeky to get like a fucking bath or something. Anyway, jabba the Hutt and go eeky-weeky to get like a fucking bath or something. Anyway, I'm just. The eating disorder happens when you start losing weight, like when you start working out. For me for sure, for me for sure. It happens.
Speaker 1:Probably going to work out during these meetings, during these calls, because they're not actually mine. I'm just watching or listening, whatever, and then I'm going to take a shower after both of them and that's it. That's going to be my day. I think I'm going to start it. I'm going to do an hour, because I didn't do yesterday, I'm going to do an hour of some stuff today because I need to get back into the habit of it and I like that soreness. I think that soreness makes me feel really good about what I've done, but my legs were killing me yesterday because I was sitting.
Speaker 1:I sit much more in implementation than I do in upmarket and core. Well, core, I sat a lot because you couldn't really get up and chat with anybody because you kind of just had to be on the phone the whole time. So I don't know anybody on my floor. The only people I do know are on the other side of the fifth floor, which is the core people and loyalty and all that shit, and I don't know them. I don't know them. I don't know loyalty like that. I do have one person from my class who's in loyalty now. She's like a relationship specialist, whatever.
Speaker 1:And my other homie is in a core in Puerto Rico and we were discussing what his next moves are going to be. He's like there's no money to be made in core. He's like, um, you know, upmarket or not, not upmarket, but all this other shit is like, you know, this is where the money is. There's no money where I'm at. So I need to move on to something else. I'm like, cool, you should fucking come over to implementation because you know they need Spanish people to like Oscar from team Novak. It's me, oscar and Matt is so funny, me and Matt are on the same team again in implementation. Then Oscar's on the Puerto Rico team Like why don't you fucking try and get into Puerto Rico? So he might try and do that. I hope he does and I hope he gets it, because he's really good, very smart, and he's actually been in the same team since he started, so for two years he's been on the same team.
Speaker 1:So, with that being said, I want to get into what I actually wanted to talk about. So I should be getting up a lot more, moving the blood in my legs, which is what I've stated, like probably twice over now, and I'm going to explain something to you. I'm on the fifth floor of the building, okay, and everything from the fifth floor and the fourth floor, it's the same layout but it's different, and here's why the fourth floor ladies room has that button that you push for accessibility, I guess to wheel your ass in there if you're in a wheelchair, but I used to like it because I never had to touch the door inside or outside the bathroom. And bitches are nasty. Okay, we all know bitches are nasty. We've all been in a ladies room for no fucking reason at a place outside and it stinks. Okay, we've all been in a ladies room for no fucking reason at a place outside and it stinks. Okay, at a bar, and it stinks. So I don't want to go through that again. It doesn't stink in my ladies room at work, but this is what happens. So I'm walking to the ladies room, okay, and here's.
Speaker 1:The other thing is that you know I'm on the top floor and people make the joke of this building that it's the penthouse being on the fifth floor. Even fucking Manny has said it to me. Oh, you're back on the penthouse Actually. No, someone else said that shit to me too. That is now on team Novak and I'm like fucking, no, it's the fifth floor. I don't have a golden ticket to get to this floor. I don't have a special key, it's the tag we all fucking have. It gets us to any floor. They just know where we're at when we do that. Swipey, swipey, I'm on the fifth floor. Could you imagine? Like getting into an elevator. This is how this conversation would go and this is how embarrassed I would be, so I would get into the elevator.
Speaker 1:I actually do know someone who I kind of work with. I don't really, no, not really. I've talked to her in passing with some clients. We've shared some clients before and I've used her as a resource and she has from the pen, like working from the penthouse, and I'm like, oh, let me find out, come to find out. She just means the fifth floor. Come to find out. She just means the fifth floor. Come to find out. She just means the fifth floor of this fucking building, this archaic corporate building. There's no golden seats, there's no fucking floral crowns like we're in a greek revivalist play, none of that shit. We're just on the fifth floor. Bruh, we're on the fifth floor. Come to find out that this is what they're calling the penthouse is just a regular fucking floor with cubicles and shit.
Speaker 1:Anyway. So if I was, this is the worst part about this is that my brain goes to imagination land and this is what happens. So could you imagine okay, let's pretend you're walking into the building for the first time today, like going in and someone goes. Hey, for the first time today, like going in and someone goes, hey, what floor are you going to, or what floor? And I go the penthouse please? And they just look at me like what? And I go I'm sorry, the fifth floor, I'm so sorry, the fifth, fifth floor, fifth floor. And they go what? The fifth floor, please? And I just will look down at my feet for the rest of the elevator ride and you know what.
Speaker 1:At that point I'm like I deserve everything I get from them, every kind of. I deserve to be talked about after that. You know how some people don't deserve that shit. I deserve that treatment. You know, what would happen is that I would be so embarrassed I would shoot myself in the foot because I want to feel the pain of the decision I made in that conversation for the rest of the day Like I want to just shoot myself in the foot. I want to Megan the stallion myself. And if nobody remembers what that was about, we about to catch up on it. Hold up, megan the stallion. Here we go. Megane Stallion was shot in the feet. I don't like how they did that. Foot bruh, both feet. Megan Thee Stallion was shot in both feet by rapper Tory Lanez in July 2020. That's how I'm rephrasing that, because AI is acting up. When it happened.
Speaker 1:The shooting occurred in the early morning hours of July 12, 2020, after a party at Kylie Jenner's home. Megan and Lanes were in an SUV with two other people when the argument started. What happened? Megan testified that she and Lanes got into an argument over their previous sexual relationship. She said that she demanded to be let out of the vehicle, at which point Lanes started shooting at the ground and shouted at her to dance. This is not a fucking Western bruh. We don't do that shit anymore. That kind of shit you know what that kind of shit does Gets you put in jail. Who was charged? First of all, ai Megan was not charged, so it's not who was charged. It's what was Lanz charged with? Lanz was convicted of three felony charges assault with a firearm, illegal possession of a firearm, negligent discharge of a gun. What was the sentence? Lanes was sentenced to 10 years in prison in Los Angeles County Superior Court. Prosecutors have sought a 13-year sentence.
Speaker 1:Megan's recovery. Megan underwent surgery to remove the bullets and has said that she still has nerve damage. She has also said that she has not experienced a single day of peace since the shooting. Find your peace, bitch. It's been four years. Find your peace. Do you have the bullets? You know what I would do? I would keep the bullets in like a frame on my mantle and be like never again. That would be the caption, never again, as if it would ever happen again. Never again is the caption to those bullets. So fucking ridiculous. You haven't found peace in the four years that you haven't seen this person. Like, yeah, you're traumatized, yeah, your toes might be like a little fucked up, whatever, but like you have the money to fix that, you have the money to change that. So find your peace. Find your peace with money. Find your peace with money. So just figure it out. And you know what else about that? Just stop it.
Speaker 1:Also, tori Lanes, why do you think you could shoot your partner's feet and, you know, think you're going to be good after that? You think she wasn't going to say anything about that? You shot her in the fucking foot, both feets, anyway. So after I've Megan the stallion, my feet, I would walk to my desk and just sit for the rest of the day and be embarrassed that I called the fifth floor of the penthouse so anyway. So I refuse to call it that because I think that's really stupid. Penthouse, so anyway. So I I refuse to call it that because I think that's really stupid.
Speaker 1:So I'm walking to the restroom on the fifth floor not the penthouse and it's fucking brick titties in there. It's freezing. It's freezing in the entire building. That, um, what you call it, hold on a second here, you're gonna do this real quick. Um, it's freezing in there and it's it's freezing in there, and it's like I'm working with dead people like can we, can we figure it out? Can we figure out the temperature in the building? It doesn't matter how hot or cold it is outside, it's way colder.
Speaker 1:And that's what puts me to sleep. That's what makes me sleep through trainings and shit is the fact that I then put a blankie on my lap and then be like, oh, dreamy dreamland. And then that's what puts me to sleep, that's what makes me sleep through trainings and shit is the fact that I then put a blankie on my lap and then be like, oh, dreamy dreamland, and then that's it. And then they'll be like Corinne, can you navigate? And I'll be like wiping the saliva off my face. What'd you say? Anyway, I'd be like, oh, I got lost. But in any case, I'm walking to the restroom on the fifth floor in this freezing ass cavern that is archaic and non-Greek revivalist paintings. No one is throwing rose petals.
Speaker 1:As I walk, I get to the restroom and I see these two chicks, like I opened the door, having to have well, I kind of like elbow it open because I'm not trying to touch anything people have touched coming in and out the bathroom People are gross. There are people who go in there and do not wash their hands. Bathroom People are gross. There are people who go in there and do not wash their hands. I've seen it, so many of my coworkers have seen it. We're just not having it.
Speaker 1:So I nudged the door open with my arm and then I walk in there and there's two women who kind of like give me the up and down while they're having a conversation. I guess they stopped talking. You know how people just do that shit. You can just ignore me on the way in the bathroom. You don't have to look at me. I'm not joining your conversation. This isn't going to be some menage a trois conversation. So they look at me and I go like that little acknowledgement. You're like how's it going?
Speaker 1:I do that little acknowledgement on my way to the restroom, like in there, and I scoot over to the bathroom stall and I'm hoping that they leave so that they don't hear me piss or whatever I have to do. So I put down two toilet seat covers because I don't want to feel the toilet seat touch my ass. I don't even want to feel that someone else has touched it. You know how you sometimes used to go to a restroom and there's like two seats in there and you sit down on one and it's hot and you knew someone was there. This is before I understood how crazy my hygiene was as I got older, which is I don't want to make contact with the toilet seat someone else has sat on. So the more toilet seat covers I can use and the better flushing capability this toilet has, the better for me and my life. So I sit down and I'm just, you know, holding everything in, whatever I have to do, whether it be drop a turd Ferguson or a fudgy the whale or anything, or pee or a lemon drink, whatever out the front. You know I'm just sitting there waiting, holding it in, and then two seconds later they leave and I just let it out. Whatever I have to do, and picture it however you want, but it's usually pee, because sometimes I don't want to poop at work, but sometimes you just got to go. So, uh, dropping a fudgy. The whale's crazy, by the way.
Speaker 1:Also, I have a favorite stall in my bathroom at work I don't know if anybody else does, because I know it's flushing capacity. So I know that I'm not going to walk out of the stall and be embarrassed that there's toilet paper and stuff stuck in it because I didn't clog it. So I usually just figure out which one that is like, I test it and then I move on with my life. But like, what is the? What is the reason behind having a heartfelt conversation in the place where people piss and shit? It doesn't smell in there, which isn't the point. It smells wonderful because they have like a air freshener that goes off every few seconds. I don't know if it's motion detected or not, but it smells really decent in there throughout the day. So that's not my problem. My problem is don't you have each other's phone numbers? Can't you guys figure out a better time and place to do this? Have it over margaritas and tacos or chilies or something, not in the bathroom, where you can hear everyone take a hard piss if they have to.
Speaker 1:I saw the funniest thing the other day Well, this is a while back about how girls pee so hard. It sounds like fried chicken, like chicken frying. This is the dumbest shit ever. But as women, I have to say, as a woman, let me not speak for everybody because people get fucking crazy over that. As a woman, I'm always in a rush. I'm not trying to sit there and hang out, like sometimes I do, just for the fact that I need a few minutes to not be near anyone, to just look at TikToks and settle, Because if you're not just trying to like chill for a second by yourself in a cold bathroom, I don't know what you're doing with your time. But there's so many ways that I behave in a restroom. It's hilarious. And one of the other things that I like to do in there is run to a stall if there's other people coming behind me so they don't know which one I went in, in case I do have to drop a turd, a chocolate fudge, as I would say. Drop a fudge. Or take the Browns to the Super Bowl, as someone would say.
Speaker 1:With the sports background, whatever, I don't want to be known as the penthouse pooper. All right, I want to be known as the chick who's in the back minding their own fucking business, who falls asleep at her desk, sometimes during unimportant things. But I think it's the worst time or place to do a conversation, to do a conversational dump, in the bathroom. There's no reason. There is no reason for it. Just please go about your day. Call each other later, you know. Call each other later, please, other later, please. I just don't have patience for it. Oh, wrong spot, wrong spot. Hold on a second. I'm trying to send something. There we go. There we go. I'm trying to make it look like I'm active and fucking in WebEx so that I don't get pinged. Hey, what are you doing? Mind your business. Aka, with love from the penthouse pooper.
Speaker 1:So anyway, yeah, bathroom activities, yeah, testing out toilets not calling it the penthouse, but if I did, I'd be the penthouse pooper. I don't want to be known for that. In summation, that's enough with bathroom talk, I guess. In summation, that's enough with bathroom talk, I guess, oh God. Well, one more thing. I think the worst experience I've ever had is having a stomachache at work. I don't know if you've ever had that feeling where you're just like I just need to be home and use my toilet Because, first of all, I use baby wipes. I don't know who doesn't, but I do a little dab with a baby wipe first because I like my asshole to feel clean. I can't use itchy ass toilet paper like that all day long. My button will be fucking red as a clown's nose and I don't want to feel like that. I don't want to feel like agitated for the rest of the day. I just want to go home.
Speaker 1:So Monday and yesterday I had some rumblies. Monday I went home on lunch because she said it was cool. Yesterday I stayed and I stuck it out. I didn't eat for the rest of the day and I have to tell you I'm tired of this. Sometimes I get an eating disorder out of working out because I'm so afraid to eat and undo everything I've done.
Speaker 1:And yeah, so like I didn't work out yesterday, so I kept it light and had a smoothie and then and you know I get up on the scale I get pissed all over again. I didn't eat anything crazy, I really didn't. I had, like I had a smoothie for dinner and then I had a handful of fucking um. I had a handful of Tostitos with some dip, and then, uh, what else? And that's it. I didn't. I had water for the rest of the night. I didn't need nothing else. I didn't have a Twinkie, no snack, no, nothing. I was like we're going to do this, right.
Speaker 1:And then I get up on the scale and I'm like fuck. And then, of course, I tell the boyfriend about my, like, my measurements and he goes it's not about the weight, it's about the inches. And I'm like, oh, my God, fine, but still, why do I have this scale? Then, fuck, this shit Should throw it out, cause I I look at my side profile in the mirror and I know shit has changed. God, my shorts are up to my tits. Um, shorts are rising for some reason. But I look at my side profile and I know that my belly is disappearing. But the scale is saying something else. And that's where I'm like oh, there's the eating disorder coming in. We're not going to eat shit unless we're actually hungry.
Speaker 1:Sis, like yesterday I had a bagel for breakfast, and that's what I do now, because I'm becoming less and less of a breakfast person, I'm becoming more of a lunch and dinner person, or like a brunch and dinner person, and it's cool, but it's also not at the same time, because you know they say breakfast is really important, but there's also like intermittent fasting, where you're not supposed to eat shit for a certain amount of hours, which I actually did. Okay, I, what was the last thing I ate? I think nine 30 was the latest I ate yesterday, nine or nine 30. And I first thing I ate was 10 o'clock this morning. So I think I did a good 12 hours. Um, so I've only had coffee and a bagel and iced coffee. That's stoke shit, not actual hot coffee, which I do. I did want until I put the heat on this morning because it's been a little chilly. So, in any case, I don't remember what I was talking about Stomach aches at work, so yeah, so I had a nice little tumbling, tumbling, rumbly tumbling yesterday.
Speaker 1:Today I woke up. Fine, today I'm going to try and eat within reason. The boyfriend is coming home today, so now I'm prepared to make dinner. So I have to eat something light now so that I do want to eat dinner. I am going to work out during my meetings probably they're not even my meetings, I'm just listening in on them. So I'm going to keep my headphones unplugged so that I can hear it, but I'm going to work out too, because I don't really care about these enough.
Speaker 1:I wonder if anyone believes that this tiktok ban is gonna is. Is it gonna take this time? Let's see, let's uh, let's google actually what it's about tiktok ban. I think my haptic stopped. Oh wait, no, I have it on time. All right, let's see what is this. Uh, let's see. Why can't ai just answer me? Bruh, all righty. So the reason why it seems like hold on.
Speaker 1:So the, the company that owns tiktok, is chinese-based. Okay, it's chinese-owned, and apparently the u U S doesn't want that to happen anymore, so they're forcing them to sell it. That's, that's the gist of what I've got from this. Um, it's going to be banned. They said January 19th, I believe. Let me see what date is this article, though, cause there's articles that come out like last year saying the same shit December 9th, okay, cool. So we's articles that come out like last year saying the same shit December 9th, okay cool. So we're three days ago.
Speaker 1:Tiktok, on Monday, requested the emergency pause of a law set to ban the popular social media app. Next month. A temporary lifting of the measure would afford the Supreme Court time to determine whether it should review the law, the company said in a court filing. The filing arrives days after TikTok, which boasts more than 170 million US users, lost the challenge against the measure in a federal appeals court. A pause of the law would afford the Supreme Court time to determine whether it should review this exceptionally important case, tiktok said in the court filing on Monday.
Speaker 1:Attorneys for the Department of Justice on Monday urged the federal court to reject TikTok's request for a temporary injunction. The DOJ said it plans to file a formal motion opposing TikTok's request as soon as Wednesday, but the government agency urged the court to reject TikTok's request even before then. The court's familiar with the relevant facts and law and has definitively rejected petitioners' constitutional claims in a thorough decision that recognizes the critical national security interests underlying the act. The DOJ's attorney said the law would impose a nationwide ban of TikTok on January 19, 2025, unless the company finds a different owner. The ban would take effect one day before the inauguration of President-elect Donald Trump, who has signaled that he would seek to reverse a possible ban. The legal pause would also allow the Trump administration an opportunity to decide its approach to TikTok. The company's legal filing said TikTok had challenged the law on First Amendment grounds, arguing that a potential ban would deny American users access to a popular venue for public expression. Attorneys for the company also disputed claims that the app poses a national security risk.
Speaker 1:Please take everyone's information. Half of this country's in fucking debt anyway. You want my debt? You can have that shit. Give me that clean bill. All right, bankrupt me, I ain't got shit y'all want anyway.
Speaker 1:I shouldn't say that they're going to take me. I don't think this is going to happen. They tried to do this before and then they did some slick shit to get out of it. But whatever, who cares? Who cares? We'll find another platform. We had MySpace. We went to Facebook. We had Facebook. We went to Instagram. We went to Instagram. We went to fucking threads. Twitter went to X. We won't find the next thing. Someone will find something else thing. Someone will find something else. Anyway, I'm sure Zuck will do something, or Elon Musk. Elon Musk is allowing these porn videos on X. That's why I'm not on it. I don't want to see hey, look at this cat with the ball and then some girl getting her ass ate. It's not the same thing. It's not even remotely close, because the anus and the kitty are two different things anyway. Uh, speaking of uh ridiculous things that I've heard on the internet some girl actually.
Speaker 1:Before we get into that, I have one more work thing. So monday, but I sit in like a bullpen of boys All right, it's just me and three other people, three other dudes, in like the reporting quad there. So I'm like okay, this conversation they're having is so crazy to me. They're talking about creatine, caffeine powder, l-carnitine, all of this shit. James is cool, but he's built like a sick figure. This shit, james is cool, but he's built like a sick figure and he's everybody's talking about how they had to quit cold Turkey, um, caffeine and shit. And I'm like I wanted to be like y'all motherfuckers are crazy for that, because with the amount of work y'all put in and every y'all put in, you're quitting caffeine. You have to be high, you have to be smoking something and whatever it is, I want it, I want in. What do you have? Are we snorting it? What are we doing? So they were talking about you know, he's like you know, I'm on the powder caffeine stuff and I wanted to be like you mean coffee, coffee, because you have a tub of Cafe Bustelo behind me. That's coffee grounds Coffee? Just say coffee. What is powdered caffeine? Let me Google this shit. This has to be real Powdered caffeine. If it pulls up fucking coffee grounds, I'm going to hit the floor. Powdered caffeine no, it's a thing. It's a thing.
Speaker 1:First of all, the first thing I looked up is what want a bump? Hold on, hold on, hold on. I need to see this. Want a bump? It looks like cocaine. It looks like cocaine Also. Dan just asked me for the picture. It looks like cocaine Also. Dan just asked me for the picture. Yo, this can't be real life. Oh my God, I'm going to send it to him now, though. Okay, so it's called. Oh God, this company is called. Want a bump? One gram container? Wait, one g. Is that gram? Fuck it. 400 milligram caffeine per vial it looks like cocaine. Also, roll of benji's prop money. What is this? What is this website? Pills and capsules what a bump. Stem caps, caffeine pills yo, I did not know that powdered caffeine was the thing.
Speaker 1:This is hilarious. Actually, it's not hilarious, it looks real dangerous anyway. So he was like I had to quit powdered caffeine because I was like bruh, you seem like you're on a whole bunch of Xanax right now because you're real quiet and calm and you're just super chill and you would blow away in a fucking storm or in a hurricane, whatever. But it's like powdered caffeine. Wow, I really can't believe. I'm just learning about that now. That's insane.
Speaker 1:Sorry if you're clicking, but I have to make it look like I'm active even though I'm working from home and no one can see me. If I go idle, I don't want to be asked questions. Powdered caffeine. So anyway, they were talking about shit that they're into. Someone was saying that they're getting off energy drinks and I literally just want to turn around and be like shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1:This is the most boring conversation you could be making. If this is small talk, can someone tell me about something outrageous they did this weekend? Or are we all just boring? I'm not boring, but I'm a girl, so you're not going to hear my stories. My stories are probably more ratchet than yours. You know why? Because I live life. Do y'all play video games? How am I supposed to bond with y'all in this office? Y'all talking about L-carnitine, creatine, whey protein and all this shit. You know, when I have whey protein, when I put it in a smoothie so I don't eat like a dog, like holy shit. So I was telling my coworker, my former coworker well, he's still a coworker my former teammate, austin, about it and I was like, bro, these guys just talk about nothing and nothing for the past 10 minutes, but like exercise shit.
Speaker 1:And I can't see, besides Nick, I can't see any of them. The other two I don't see them working out. They don't look like they're fit. I don't see muscle. Maybe James has some, but he's always wearing some bulky sweater or pants that don't fit. So he's either skipping leg day or he should just buy some pants to fit. He's tall, though. He's got like really long legs. I don't know how tall he is, but like talking to him is like talking to a gentle giant. I'm like, hello, yes, tall person. How's the weather up there? Anyway, are you taller than the penthouse? Oh my God. But um, yeah, so I? I really was like, was like, hey, so they talk about a whole bunch of nothing.
Speaker 1:He goes would you rather hear women talking? I'm like I would rather hear nobody. So that's a true question, like you should know better than to ask me if I want to hear someone else talking, because no, the answer is no. The only person I want to hear is Chris D'Elia talking and that's in my ear, in my ear ear. I switch ears, but it's all day long. So the fucking, what are they? The fucking creatine boys? Creatine boys, anyway. So that's who sit near me, the creatine boys? The creatine trio is what I should call them.
Speaker 1:So to round this out with some other crazy shit, I'd be hearing and seeing on the internet. Some girl in this witchy group on Facebook that I'm a part of, and you know that, asked if it's blood magic to have a guy go down on you when you're on your period. And I just look at it and I go. You know what. The internet isn't for everyone, I think.
Speaker 1:I think there's certain things you can keep to yourself, and that kind of question is one of them, because we used to have blogs for this shit, we have diaries for this shit, we have plenty of keep it to yourself going around that we should be doing All right, like I'm proud of you for keeping it real and not posting your name to this, because I'm sure plenty of people would would have gone after you on Facebook for asking this. But, um, you should just post it because you can't. There's nothing else you can lose after asking that question. There is nothing else you can lose, there's nothing like, there's nothing else you could say after that, because we know you're, we know you're freak. Now, we know you're freak and that's it. That's all you need to know if somebody's freak and then you can move on. Apparently, james's freak is powdered caffeine. Want a bump is outrageous. But seriously, um, mark zuckerberg is a perv for letting this kind of talk happen on facebook, even if it is in a group. Like. Nobody's reported this group yet and fucking people are still asking shit.
Speaker 1:Let's see if there's anything new and interesting today. You know I likes it. Let me see. Let me look up this group. That's cute. Um, did they get married on november 28th? Why are they posting that? Let's see my groups. Let's see my groups. Bitch please here. It is okay. Let's see what are the properties of urine in a spell jar. You know what we're going. No, uh, nope, letuh, nope. Let me see. What else do I have. What else do I have? What else do I have? Oh, sex craft is what it is, excuse me, let's see. Oh, my God. Someone said please tell me all about butt plugs. I'm very interested in wearing one while doing whatever.
Speaker 1:My significant other and I are wanting to try something new. Cool, cool, nice. The first comment on it get the petite version and pop it in beforehand and tell him you have something for him to find. No, bruh, okay, let me take it down a notch with that high pitched, screamitched scream. Okay, tell him you have something for him to find is an outrageous sentence, and this is another person who doesn't need to be on the internet. Also, send me friend requests for your private reading. My beloved, you are blessed For a fucking crazy comment like that. Get the petite version and pop it in beforehand and tell me, you, of something for him to find. What could that possibly mean? Let's dissect it really quick. Are we getting one that disappears in your anus and he has to like stick his fingers up there to find it, or is it just a really tiny, cute little one that he could just pull out? I need to know. I need to ask a follow-up question.
Speaker 1:Someone said if it's the first time you've used one, I recommend getting a training set. They usually have three different sizes to get used to it. It's enjoyable for both. Use lots of lube. I like her. She's sensible. She's sensible. Someone said makes your kitty tight, so be careful. I don't know that that's right, but okay, let's go to the next thing here. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1:Age gap and an apron belly. Hey ladies, I'm in a situationship with a cub. He's 28. I'm 41. I need a slap from some real women that know where I'm coming from with this.
Speaker 1:How can I get myself over the apron belly embarrassment in the bedroom. He's fit, I'm also fit-ish, but two kids, two C-sections and 40 pounds of weight loss. 25 more to go equals saggy apron belly. How do I get out of my head so I can enjoy him receiving the head Tips, tricks to mentally overcome. We weren't all built to be skinny bitch. You'd be surprised.
Speaker 1:Many men actually prefer this type of body. I know my husband does. You might just be insecure over nothing. Yup, someone said girl, prop that thing on his forehead and have a seat. Our confidence is one of the many reasons these cubs crave us. He already sees your body as beautiful. Accept that and enjoy. Prop that thing on his forehead is crazy. Oh my God. This group can stay. This group can stay.
Speaker 1:I agree with the comment above. I like to wear sexy miniskirts to hide mine. I get them off Shein and a few from Amazon. Good for you. Good for you, okay. Genuine question. I hope admin's just go through and stay.
Speaker 1:When someone asks you what is your body count, what would you assume they're talking about? The number of people you've had sexual encounters with, or the number of people you've had sexual encounters with, that you had feelings for Someone? Please help me out here. Guess, all these years I've been wrong, confused, maybe an age thing, because I've always thought it meant how many people you've had sexual encounters, contact with. Guess I was wrong. Let's see these comments. Intercourse in general, feelings or not, it sounds like someone was trying to find a loophole that didn't exist. True that. True that, because you know your body count has always been one thing, which is how many people you've banged, and that's it. High or low, whatever, doesn't make you a hoe, doesn't make you a prude, it's just whatever your number is, and for some reason, why is that still important? If you get tested and you're clean after all the shenanigans you've done, then that's it. God's given you a pass.
Speaker 1:If you decided to be a nasty bitch and get trains run on you and shit. I'm sorry, I'm not judging, but I am judging Because who in their right mind is being okay with more than one sexual partner at a time. I mean, if you do a three-way and you've consented to that, that's cool. But I've seen a post on here where a girl consented to having sex with like five dudes and then like another five showed up and they all did it anyway and it wasn't consensual between the other five. So I'm just like what? What are people doing out here? I'm so glad I'm not single, bruh. Oh my God, people are so fucking weird. It's not even the fact that dating is getting supremely difficult because bitches are just like yeah, fuck you, I can have a kid on my own because a lot of dudes are just donating sperm. I didn't get the wrong guy, though. That'd be so upsetting. You have a little dickhead running around and you're like you're just like your father, and the kid goes I don't, you don't know my father. I'd be like exactly, I don't know you either. A little bitch Like you, don't you don't know. Wow, let's hit reply on that. Didn't want to, didn't want to hit reply. That was crazy. Let's see.
Speaker 1:Taking the day after pill for the first time. I'm almost in my late forties. I have so many emotions surrounding this mainly because my man pumped it in me without warning, but I called him out. It seems so casual for him to say just go get a morning after pill. We've been together for two and a half years. He's never done this.
Speaker 1:I feel weird like taking advantage of, as if it's no big deal, but it is. I blame myself, what is it? I'm blaming myself for not being on birth control, but also feel he just took advantage of me. I was on birth control in the beginning and he would ask if he could inside me. At the time I knew it was safe. I don't know. I know this happens, but I feel a little violated, overlooked and really all the emotions that come from having to do this.
Speaker 1:So many thoughts. Would have loved to have children with him when we were younger, but we're way too old now. That's sad as fuck. Like I'm really sad for you on that. Okay, I can't read sad shit like that. That's crazy.
Speaker 1:These comments are even more like aggravating because everybody gets all up in arms and shit and it's just like yo. Why does admin let anything get posted, anything and everything get posted in this? Like this is fucking nuts, but anyway, let's see. Whoa. Hold up Wizard is insane. What did she say? I can't, I'm not reading that. That's stupid. Oh, check this out. Hey, ladies posting anonymous because a few know me, so any feedback on Gemini men.
Speaker 1:He's a June baby, me I'm a November Scorpio. Run away, bruh. Run away, they are terrible. I dated a Gemini. He was fucking terrible, okay, terrible, in the same month too. Fucking terrible. Don't do it. That's the only thing I have to say. He loves you yet, because that's definitely run territory for sure.
Speaker 1:My best friend was a Gemini son, probably the best man I've ever known. There's more to the chart than just the sun sign and also part of their personality. Grandfather was a Gemini. He's the best man I know. Blah, blah. My June Gemini is the best, literally the greatest human I've ever met. Good for you, fuck you, coming from someone who was the gemini for 11 years.
Speaker 1:Don't there you go, bitch. I'm friends with her. Now. There you go, bitch. We're not doing no gemini shit. I'm a gemini, I can't do it. I can't do it. I'm too sporadic with personality. And what's funny is when I was with the gemini it says we'd be better as friends. But we tried to push it anyway and it sucked, sucked and terrible, but glad it's over. I have my Aries man now, so it's perfect. He's very nice, calm, quiet Anyway, so he'll be home later, but yeah, so I hope everybody else is having a great rest of their week.
Speaker 1:There goes the ping for the fucking meeting I have in 15 minutes that I'll be working out through. But I hope everybody has a great rest of their week and I hope you guys have enjoyed this. This is the penthouse pooper from Coco off the grid. No, I'm not that. I will never tell anyway. So I'll never tell if I ever do that. The only time I've ever done that is when I've had a stomachache and I already talked about that. So anyway, I hope you guys have a great rest of your week. Enjoy your upcoming weekend and hopefully I walk around the office more so I have more content for you guys.
Speaker 1:Um, love you all so much. Thank you so much for listening every week. I know sometimes it's a bit of a struggle because I'm a little all over the place. Laura, I'm talking to you. She does not like how ADD my shit has become, but I have too many things to talk about now and sometimes I like to tell it in a story that goes back around. So if I cut into one thing and then cut into the other thing, I'll cut back into the first thing and end it. But anyway, love you guys. Thank you so much for dealing with my ADD and my sporadic storytelling. You guys are the best. I'll see you next week. Love you guys. Bye.
