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Coco Off the Grid
Let's go off the grid and get silly with today's headlines, work dramas and the unexplainable actions of others.
Close your blinds, shut off your lights and put your phones on airplane mode because it's time to join me for another episode of "Coco Off the Grid."
Coco Off the Grid
Qween Bruselas/Brown Airlines
Ever wondered why women head to the restroom in pairs or what secretive activities might be happening behind those closed doors? Between sharing personal holiday preparations and an amusing exploration of inherited business clients, we offer a blend of wit and insight, pondering everything from hidden party behaviors to the awkwardness of business voicemail etiquette.
With laughter as our guide, we journey through the generational gap in family interactions, recounting the chuckles and chaos of misunderstood puns and vegetables with our beloved grandmother. From her hilarious misidentifications to her straightforward, veggie-free diet, the tales bring us closer and remind us of the joy these exchanges bring to our family group chat. Amidst the humor, we share a triumphant moment—our acceptance to Podfest 2025—celebrating this personal victory in the midst of workplace monotony and a lack of camaraderie.
We also delve into pop culture with a witty analysis of Ryan Murphy's "Feud: Capote vs. The Swans," exploring Truman Capote's elite circle and the unfinished novel that shook them. Through candid discussions of beauty standards, celebrity transformations, and fertility concerns, we navigate the complex world of social media and societal pressures. Whether it's the spectacle of celebrity makeovers, the impact of Ozempic, or hilarious restroom oddities, this episode is packed with humor, reflection, and a touch of holiday cheer. Join us for a ride through the absurd, the real, and the joyfully unexpected.
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All right. So here we are. Another week, welcome back, we're back, we. Another week, welcome back, we're back, we're back, we're back. I don't know how many times I'm going to say the words we're back, but I have a mic stand now Well, mic arm, I should say. So I am sitting comfortably in this chair without having to lean forward, so hopefully it sounds better. I also have this pop filter, which I don't know if it's doing anything at all, but we'll see as I touch it and mess with it while I'm recording. Yeah, so we'll see how it goes. I think we should be okay. I'm really hoping this sounds better. If it doesn't, I don't know what to tell you. I'm not hiring anyone to do the sound engineering on this shit, but you know, if it gets big enough where I have money to do that, maybe I will, but not right now, not right now.
Speaker 1:Hope everyone's having a wonderful week. We are on a countdown of a lifetime. We are less than seven days out from Christmas and less than two weeks away from starting a new year. It'll actually, yeah, it'll be the day after the right. Yes, because yesterday's wednesday and the next wednesday is christmas and the next one is new year's day. Yep, so we'll be in 2025 in about two weeks, so that's cool, crazy and time moves way too fast. I hope everyone's having a great week.
Speaker 1:So far, I am having a decent day. I've been binge watching the show that I'm going to talk about later, but I hope everyone else is having a great day. I'm enjoying the quiet. A lot of stuff going on in my head, so trying to stay positive, but at the same time, very nervous. I have a doctor's appointment today, so I will be logging out of work early. I have actually started doing some work, so that's cool. I've been pretty productive. Yesterday called a couple clients, got a couple clients on the phone. It's been pretty dope. Me and my manager met and we actually had something to talk about. On my one on one, she showed me how to put in block off my schedule for like times when I leave early and shit, so that's cool. Yeah, so everything's going smoothly. I guess this doctor's appointment's at four o'clock and then I have another appointment after that and then I have to go pick up some holiday cards for those that are in my life that want them. They will get them. I will have to confirm addresses. I am seeing my mother on Saturday for her birthday. So she'll just get it handed to her, because postage costs money In any case. Let's move on.
Speaker 1:So last week I talked about how women were having conversations in the restroom and how I don't think that's appropriate, because there's a break room and if you don't want anyone to hear your business, go home and talk about it or, like, call each other Because we all have phones. This isn't new. There's no new technology. When we learn how we can speak telepathically without needing extra gadgets for that shit, maybe we'll do it. Can't confirm. Can't confirm that that'll happen. When it'll happen. Someone's working on it in a lab somewhere and the most, uh, the person who could pay the most will probably get it. So Elon Musk, probably Jeff Bezos, probably anybody else, maybe Trump, who knows who cares? But if they do invent it, I guess we'll all be put on a wait list to get one. Oh God, my body hurts.
Speaker 1:So last week, like I said, I was talking about how women like to have these conversations uh, pissing, and while people piss and shit around them. That's disgusting. That sounds really medieval and archaic. But you're here. That's why you're here. You're here for the facts. You're here for the hard hitting truth. So this wallpaper is just staring at me. It's a damn fucking baby porcupine beady eyed bitch, anyway.
Speaker 1:So I brought this up to a friend of mine that used to be on his own podcast with another friend of mine and I was talking to him about it and he was like, oh no, please don't tell me you were talking about. What was the topic last week? There was some big ass topic last week and I'm like I don't cover that type of shit. I'm like you know me, I don't cover anything relevant. I cover whatever I think about those situations which is not relevant. But if it makes you laugh, good, that's the plan.
Speaker 1:So we were talking about and I say, hey, have you ever like seen just chicks just having like conversations near bathrooms? Because he's a dude, he wouldn't be in the women's bathroom. So he said yeah, and I've always wondered why women still go to the bathroom in pairs. Now there's no real reason to do that. Now I know when I used to go out there was a reason to do that because if I went out and it was just me and my girl, which usually was Laura, we would go together because we didn't know anybody else and we didn't want to get scooped up, we didn't want to get chatted up by any ugly guys. We just went together because it just seemed the most reasonable thing to do. I would never so necessarily.
Speaker 1:It doesn't mean that you even have to like go to the bathroom together, like go pee or whatever. It's just accompanying the other person, I guess, for a sense of security. So for this I'm like also, you know, when you get older you kind of like develop an attitude. I've had an attitude for a while but you like develop an attitude where you have a face. On that no one really wants to fucking talk to the person. So like a resting bitch face is what they would call it.
Speaker 1:But like thinking about it, I'm like OK, so I kind of understand it. But from like an outsider's perspective, like a dude, I could see the question. I could see why. Because if you think about it, the restroom should be a really private thing. Going to the bathroom should just be you and that's it. Anything else other than that is stupid.
Speaker 1:The other thing is is that you really have to think about this, and I'm really thinking about this and trying to spit this out as quickly as I can, but I piss too quickly to have a partner to go to the restroom with, like I would be the person that's then stuck waiting in the ladies room for, like the neck for my girl to get out of the stall. And it's like you know, people pop up, lines, form and they're like, hey, you waiting. And you're like no, no, I'm good, you go. Like you're doing the whole stupid conversation, the whole dance, the bathroom dance of no, I went already, I'm just waiting for my friend who wants to do that. The only, the only time that that should ever happen is like hey, I'm just waiting for my friend is like at a fucking airport, like the bathroom's not an airport. We all know that no one is flying Brown Airlines, no one is flying Pistain Airlines or Delta Air no, I'm kidding. Delta's okay, delta's okay, accommodations are weird. But whatever, I haven't flown anywhere in a very long time and I'm glad for that.
Speaker 1:I don't really want to go anywhere. Is that weird time and I'm glad for that. I don't really want to go anywhere, is that weird? I think COVID made me this way. I really don't feel the need to go anywhere. I just want to chill at home.
Speaker 1:I don't even want to go to this appointment today, not because I'm nervous, but because I don't want to leave my house Because I have like too many things to do that are going to keep me out longer. Like the only thing I really want to do today after work is go to the gym. Well, go to my wax appointment, but then go to the gym Like I'm on, like this. You know, I'm back on my addiction to the gym people. I'm back. Yesterday I felt so bad because I didn't go. Now I got to figure out how much longer I want to go. You know, I have to figure out if I'm going to be there for an hour and kill myself with it or what I'm going to do. And no, I don't mean slewy slide, I mean just, you know, work, work so hard it hurts tomorrow. So Thursday and Friday, my work from home days are really like my weekends, to be honest with you, because I kind of like veg out on TV shows, but I'm also working. Let's not forget I'm also working.
Speaker 1:But my addiction to like having background noise is so strong when I'm at work I constantly have an air pod in and I'm listening to Chris D'Elia, because I can't not have noise and I know there's other people talking around me because there's coworkers and shit in their cubbies, but like their conversations are boring Boring as fuck. A clock is just terrible, just like not even trauma dumping, just like pointless is my is what I would call it. Um, yeah, I don't want to hear pointless conversation. I want to hear Crystalia scream, laughing like an insane person while I try and figure out what I'm gonna do till 4 30 and it's only 8 01, like it's 8 o'clock and 30 seconds and it was amazing. So, anyway, so I had.
Speaker 1:So when I spoke to a client yesterday I'll get back to the bathroom thing in a second so I spoke to a client yesterday and generally what I'm supposed to do is because I'm inheriting reassigned clients, which means either the person quit or the person who had it in their caseload is too busy and hadn't heard a response. But they want to get these people moving. So what I'm supposed to do is I am supposed to call those people and be like hey, are you still interested in using this feature? Because if not, we are going to close this bitch out. So I left messages for a couple people. Again, my homie James is setting me up for failure, so he goes I'm not really sure if you want to leave a voicemail or not. I don't know what the best practice is.
Speaker 1:And I wanted to be like how do you call someone in this day and age from a business and not leave a voicemail as to why you're calling? I don't understand. I would never call a friend I don't call anybody anyway but I would never call a client and not leave a message. They don't know my fucking phone number. It just looks like I'm fucking a telemarketer calling them for some dumb shit. For example, I called the client yesterday. They're an Amazon client. I still don't know the differences, by the way, I still got to read up on it and figure it out.
Speaker 1:I called this lady yesterday and she goes. I said to her I was like hey, my name's Corinne. I'm calling from blah blah blah company name here, because I'm not saying it out loud. I was just wondering if you were still interested in using this feature. And she was like oh God, I don't really even have time to think about what that even means. That sentence is so crazy and literally has no point. It's a yes or a no? Bitch, it's a yes or a no? And she goes is it required for Amazon, cause if it's not, then I don't want it. And I was like, okay, well, you know what, if you want to circle back to it, um, please make sure to reach back out and we will go ahead and like revisit it for you.
Speaker 1:And she goes okay, thanks Bye. And hangs up on me before I could even say bye. So I'm like, bro, that's fine If you don't want, oh, thanks, hi, how are you? Because 930 is not early enough to be a dickhead. Like I waited, I could have fucking, I could have fucking called her at eight.
Speaker 1:When I got in, I called her at nine and she sounded like she was in bitch rush mode. And I was like, that's fine, be in bitch rush mode, cause I really don't even want to be bothered with this call either. Like not even nervous anymore. Just like you know, I state my case and if people want to deal with it, they want to deal with it, if they don't, they don't and whatever. So back to bitches. So bitches in the bathroom, because that conversation was just whatever. Yeah, I pee too quick for that.
Speaker 1:I don't want to hang out in sardine bacalao land, and if anyone is Spanish listening to this, bacalao smells fucking crazy, like it does not smell good whatsoever and it's also something I would never eat. It's like salted cod is what it is, and they look like they hassle back it because it's like squares but it's still held together like on one piece and my mom likes it, which is fine, but it stinks up the entire house. Okay, and unfortunately, that is the smell I associate with a woman's restroom, because that's what it smells like. So, um, I do have another theory as to why women go to the restroom together, and it has to do with the fact that they might be doing drugs. This is a good story.
Speaker 1:I used to go out a lot and hang out with this crew of people. They had parties all over Middletown when I used to live over there Actually, not even live over there, I used to live at like 30 minutes from there but that was the crew I used to hang out with on the weekends, cause there's nothing else to do in the boondocks. So whenever they had parties and such, it was the same group of girls that went to the bathroom together all the time and I was like I'm not naive or anything, but I don't pay attention to things like that, where I'm like, hmm, what are they up to? I'm not Scooby-Doo and the gang. Like, if you disappear from my eyeline, I don't care. Like I don't even really care about it. So, moving on with my night, I see them all come back and they got some crazy other level of energy that I'm not even ready for. Like, I'm not even fully responsible for my own energy at that time, but I don't want to be responsible for some other crazy bitch jumping around going hey, oh my God, this song is great. Like I don't know. No, no, no. Like I don't know, no, no, no, you can have fun, just take it away from me. So of course, so of course.
Speaker 1:I get told do you know why they're going to the restroom together? I say no, and then, of course, the person asking me the question goes they're doing Coke in the bathroom together. I'm like, are they really? Like they come out with their nose so clean though, because any portrayal I've seen of cocaine being done is always like powder somewhere. And I don't know, maybe they were doing tabs. I don't know what they were doing in the restroom, but that makes sense as to why they would go together. And also, why were there so many names for coke. Like why were people we were calling it white girl, we're calling it what was it? Devil's dandruff, I don't know, but it was like why were we having so much fun with these names?
Speaker 1:But anyway, women should not be going to the restroom together, especially not in their 30s, maybe when they're younger and more vulnerable and they're like, oh hey, that guy wants to dance or oh hey, watch my drink as I go to that. No, take your drink with you. By the way, I had a friend of mine who fucking went to a place called Rocco's Tacos and her and her girlfriend ended up getting roofied. I probably mentioned this before. I feel like I have, or I'm just having like a glitch in the matrix, where this has happened already. But I was like just take your drink with you or finish it. I will take my drink to the bathroom before I ever leave it near any strangers at a bar, including someone I just met or even someone I'm friends with, because sometimes people just like to pull pranks, right, people just like to prank people like that and be like oh hey, your drink has some funky stuff in it, or not even tell you and just wait for you to fall off your bar stool, funky stuff in it, or not even tell you and just wait for you to fall off your bar stool, which might be even worse.
Speaker 1:It might be funny for me to watch, because I don't. I don't get why people would behave this way, but none of my business, right? Y'all just want to act up and go to hell a lot quicker. Y'all taking the express lane to hell. Anyone who does that, by the way not just like actual people who have been convicted of this shit anyone who thinks it's funny to like drug someone's drink that's their actual friend is a piece of shit. Right to hell. Sorry, I need to take a sip. My mouth gets dry.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, so parties and coke and whatever. Um, there was some song like she on that coke diet or some shit. I think kanye sang it and it was fucking to some house beat. It was fun. So, anyway, uh, damn, this is gonna be a short one, isn't it? I don't have much. Nothing's been going on, but we'll, we'll get through it.
Speaker 1:So, of course, uh, I, I love doing this to my grandmother now. So we have a family group chat and Anytime I post something that I think my grandma, grandmother, will understand, and I love doing this to my grandmother now. So we have a family group chat and anytime I post something that I think my grandmother will understand. She did it so great, she did this so great for me. So let's see when is it. Where is it here? It is Okay, so I found it. Okay. So it is a picture that clearly has the words. I have a flat tire I should have brought, and then there's a picture like there's a whole picture under it of asparagus. Okay. So I'm going to say it again, I have a flat tire, I should have brought asparagus. It sounds like asparagus, right, sounds like it right, right? Well, my grandmother didn't get it right. Sounds like it right, right, well, my grandmother didn't get it. Okay, she strikes again with this because this is always her. Now I have no expectation of her ever understanding a joke that I present to the family.
Speaker 1:And lately, since we're in the Christmas month, we're in the holiday month, I've been posting a lot of. You know you've heard of elf on a shelf. How about this one? Have you heard of this? And just hilarious. So of course I said to her she posted the thing and I'm like she goes, I don't get it and I'm like, grandma, just read it out loud, please. I'm like, just read it. And she goes.
Speaker 1:I said do you know what the vegetable is in the picture? And she said Brussels sprouts to me. So immediately I called her. I said I'm sorry, you said that that's Brussels sprouts. I'm like, do you even know what Brussels sprouts look like? And she goes no, I don't eat that shit. I'm like, but you could Google it. You could Google Brussels sprouts and know that it looks like a little. You know, broccoli, afro head. Like it's Brussels sprouts. They're little beads. They look like little green beads, just huge. It looks like peas if they were on steroids. So she goes I don't eat that shit.
Speaker 1:So I said okay, so I'm going to tell you what the vegetable is and I'm going to see if you could put this sentence together. And she goes okay. So I said all right. So I read it to her again. Okay, read it to her again. I have a flat tire. I should have brought asparagus. And she goes I still don't get it. And I'm like it sounds like a spare. I guess Okay. And then she goes oh, my god. Then she laughs. Then she laughs and I'm like, okay, you get it. Now she goes oh my god, that's so funny. I'm like grandma. It would have been funnier 10 minutes of this conversation ago when I asked you what the vegetable was.
Speaker 1:You don't have to eat asparagus to know what it is. You don't even have to eat brussel sprouts to know what it is. There's no green on her food pyramid. There's nothing. You know what it is. You don't even have to eat Brussels sprouts to know what it is. There's no green on her food pyramid. There's nothing. You know what's on it White for rice and like red or pink or whatever the protein is. That's it. That's it. It's basically a fucking a triangle split in half with two food groups in it, and that's it. And maybe the occasional yellow for corn, but there's like no greens.
Speaker 1:She doesn't eat broccoli. She doesn't eat like I post pictures to her of like beef stew and it's got all the fixings. It's got carrots, peas, diced potatoes, it's got everything in it. And she goes what's that green shit? She goes what's that green and orange shit? I'm like it's called vegetables. She goes what's that green and orange shit? I'm like it's called vegetables. They're supposedly good for you, from what I hear from doctors. And she goes everything looks good except for that. Or she goes. Oh, okay, it looks delicious. I'm like all right, grandma, whatever, bro, like I'm so over you, bro, stop. Like she's so funny and she doesn't even like realize it. She laughs at her own shit like a comedian, like she just laughing at herself.
Speaker 1:Let me see this show I posted, and here's the worst part Okay, it gets worse, it gets worse. Okay, hold on a second. I'm trying to find this fucking thing. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm trying to find another thing here, because my mom oh man, bruh, my mom did the same shit. I got so upset. Oh, here we go. Okay, I found it. So I posted in the family chat okay, it's just.
Speaker 1:Another meme Says my mate has just seen the Chernobyl documentary. He actually grew up in Ukraine in the 1980s and was able to count at least eight historical inaccuracies on one hand. So then it goes. Wait what my mom goes, let me see if I go find it. This was like last week. I'm hoping.
Speaker 1:I can't believe how early that dinner reservation is, by the way. Let me see something. Let me see something. I'm still scrolling people, but I'm trying to not have dead air. So let's see. Was it after this. It was after this Hold on, goddamn Bruce the Shark. Okay, what the fuck, where is it? Oh, here it is, okay. So I posted it and my mom goes like what man Need more info please, because I watched that docu.
Speaker 1:Chris goes read the meme. Again. I said thank you, chris, and when she still hadn't gotten it it was like, oh, not even 10. In the morning I called her because that's it, I'm not letting stupid shit fly anymore. Okay, this woman is older than me. She raised me. She should know about this. So again, I'm going to read it to you.
Speaker 1:My mate has just seen the Chernobyl documentary.
Speaker 1:He actually grew up in Ukraine in the 1980s and was able to count at least one historical and eight historical inaccuracies on one hand and eight historical inaccuracies on one hand. Okay, eight historical inaccuracies on one hand. The fact that Chris went read it again made me fall out of my chair and then I called her again, not letting stupid shit fly. So I said hey, hey, mother, uh, how many fingers do you have? On one hand. And then she said something else and I'm like I'm not even. I'm not even talking about that. Like I texted her on the side something else. I'm like I'm not even. I'm not sure what you're talking about right now.
Speaker 1:I'm talking about what I put in the family chat. And she goes five. And I said, all right, how are you counting eight inaccuracies on one hand, and you grew up in Chernobyl. And she goes oh, and she starts laughing I'm like you're better than this. Like how did you not get that? I'm like you're better than this. And then, obviously, after we got off the phone, she goes man, I'm stupid. And just puts giggles. And my grandmother goes only five fingers on one hand. My grandmother got it, she solved the puzzle. My grandmother got it, she solved the puzzle. Fuck yeah, I called, I told her good job, queen brucellas, because when she put brussels sprouts in for the other thing, it auto-corrected to brucellas. How did my grandmother, who doesn't know what asparagus and brussels sprouts is, get the fact that the guy has eight fingers on one hand? How did this happen? They like Freaky Friday'd and switched places. What the fuck, dude? Anyway, it was hilarious. They're stupid, and that family chat is always popping.
Speaker 1:Oh, by the way, how my parents got mad at the fucking Elf on the Shelf thing today is ridiculous. So I posted one that says you've heard of Elf on a Shelf. Now get ready for, and I'm just going to tell you what it is Anakin on a ramekin. It is Anakin Skywalker standing on top of an a ramekin, which is what you typically use to make like creme brulees or puddings or anything like that. It's a small ceramic bowl, and anyone who cooks like pastries or bakes or whatever, like I do, has I have well, I have glass ramekins. These ones are more like ceramic, where mine are clear. So I thought that was hilarious and I said can someone guess the thing? Because I posted it last night and someone, for some reason, nobody was saying good morning until I did at 1030.
Speaker 1:So my mom goes can't figure out the Vader thing. Darth Vader wears all black. Okay, can't figure out the Vader thing. Darth Vader wears all black. Okay, Darth Vader wears Anakin Scott. Okay, anakin Skywalker does not turn into Darth Vader until the third prequel movie. He's not even in that uniform to even be considered Darth Vader yet. This is sounds so fucking dorky, anyway.
Speaker 1:So Anakin is not yet Darth Vader in this meme of Anakin standing on a ramekin, okay, so the fact that she said Vader to me I was like what? So I just, I just did it. I said Anakin on a ramekin, my mom goes say what? And then Chris goes that's fucking bullshit. I was like how is that bullshit calm down? It's so early to be bullshitting at 10, 30 in the morning. He got so mad at that. That's why I post things, by the way, so that they can get pissed off. It was like the simplest one too. All I had to do is like just look it up, look up Hayden Christensen in Star Wars, and she would have gotten the first name, and then what the other thing is. Maybe she doesn't know what a Dramic in it. So let me just be cool, let me just chill out, anyway.
Speaker 1:So I've decided more bathroom talk, um, that I am queen of toilet seat covers, and here's why I went to the restroom yesterday at work and cause obviously I keep my shit clean at home, very clean to the point where I'm cleaning it almost every time I use it and I go to work and I go to the restroom and I no longer have a favorite stall. Uh, okay, my photos are ready to be picked up. Stop telling me, uh, I don't. Um, ooh, maybe I could hit that up first. No, no, because I want to get something. Sorry, I was thinking about going to Walgreens. So I'm queen of the toilet seat covers and it's because I don't bare ass slash raw dog toilet seats. I will never. If there's a toilet seat cover, it's going on it. If there's sufficient enough toilet paper, I'm making my own toilet seat cover.
Speaker 1:So yesterday I went into a stall the fourth floor. I have a stall. I know and trust. The fifth floor seems cool, fifth floor. I haven't had a problem with anything clogging whatever.
Speaker 1:So I go into the stall, I play like which one am I going to use, like behind door number one, two, three and four. So of course I go to the one, the third one, from the end and I'm like, meh, there's something in there. Second one meh, there's hair on the toilet seat. Don't feel like cleaning it. Meh, I go on the first one because it looks like the most decent one. And then when I finally get up in there, I see dry blood on like the back end, like where your asshole would be, where your ass, like your ass crack, would meet the seat. That's where the blood is and I don't understand how it got there, because the only way that would actually get there is if you're. Every time you use the restroom your ass crack splits and you bleed.
Speaker 1:Now it wasn't like actual drops of blood. It looks like someone tried to clean it but they just like gave up and let it dry in the smear they left it in, which is gross, but it was dry. It wasn't enough for me to be pissed off about it, it was just enough for me to have questions. So I ended up like wiping as much as I could off of it. For the most part it did come off. Instead of the two seat covers I used, I used three because I was not trusting it. And then I sat down and it kind of moved and I got pissed and I sat up again and I moved it because it.
Speaker 1:So I have a question for the person who left that there. And I know, you know what. You know how women have those little cubby things inside to put their like toiletries in, like if they have their tampon or pad or whatever. That chick was definitely on her period because she didn't even bother to push her packaging down into the brown bag that's in that little box. So I was like, yeah, she's filthy, that girl nasty. And then, of course, you know, you just hear. I heard someone let it rip yesterday and I was like, oh my God, please do not let that sound like me when I actually go and do that, because, oh wee, what a day they're having.
Speaker 1:So I did it is a week from the last time I recorded and, guys, I'm going to pod fest. They picked my application. I'm going for free, so excited, so they chose my application. Uh, they're paying for my ticket, which is $3.99. So I'm going for zero dollars. I already printed and redeemed my ticket. What's funny is that I didn't think I was going to win. I just thought it was some like you know, try your luck type of thing. I've never actually applied for anything like that before and I'm sure I told you guys that last week. So it was really exciting. I did. I was laughing because I saw the email and was like, oh, it says oh, you're going to podfest 2025. And I was like, oh my god, what is this? Like another email to have me like buy my ticket, whatever, whatever. So I did like the crazy eyes at it and I was like, nah, we're covering your bill, bitch you going. I was like, fuck, yeah, I'm going, I'm fucking going.
Speaker 1:And you know what I had no one to really share my joy with at work, because for some reason my teammates are very like, not team matey Like. Of course we'll have like the occasional conversation in the team chat, but everybody's so fucking busy you never get to see anyone's silly side, like yesterday we actually had these people actually having me participate in Secret Santas. So I must be becoming a new person. So we did Secret Santa yesterday around like one o'clock, oh, 1230. Sorry, 1230 was when it was, and we all swapped gifts.
Speaker 1:My manager got me and she bought me the ducky lamp I wanted. I have pictures. I actually sent pictures to whoever I got excited enough to send it to. But it's so cool. It's like a duck that lays on its side. It's a little translucent and you press on it. There's three different brightnesses to it. It's just so cute and the ambience is just so great for the desk because it's like when I'm at work I kind of you feel that cold, hard steel of a building where you're like yeah, this is definitely corporate, I definitely have to be professional and I hate it sometimes because I like being comfortable, I like working in the dark a little bit. The fluorescent is too bright and I get migraines every now and then, so it's not ideal. So being at home, working at home, is ideal for me, and next week I can't wait because I'm going to be home all week for the next two weeks because we're chilling. Anyway, like I said, I can't really share my enjoyment. Nobody knows at work really about my podcast, except the rare few I've told about it and the rare few I've passed it on to.
Speaker 1:I will be when I go to PodFest. I will be attending whatever conferences they have there. I do want to make sure that I experience enough of it for it to be fruitful. You know, because it is a $400 ticket, it's three days of activities and hopefully maybe, you know, buy some shit, hook it up over here. I think that'll be cool. It's actually that's so fucking funny. It's a month from Tuesday. No, it's a month from Monday. That's so cool, it's good.
Speaker 1:It's like I think they have a Thursday, friday, saturday. I think I'm just going to go Thursday and Friday, though, like during the day. Uh, it is at SeaWorld, like it's near SeaWorld, and I just can't be bothered to be stuck in that type of traffic. It's close to like the downtown area too and people fucking suck and don't know how to drive. Oh shit, I gotta put air in my tires Before we do this stupid fucking drive Saturday. No, I'm kidding, it's my mom's birthday. It'll be fine, but again it's a lot of driving. Anyway, I'm excited to get these holiday cards and send them out to who they get sent out to. So right now I'm sending them to both my grandmas. I did tell the boyfriend to send it to his parents. We'll see what happens with that. My mom's getting one and Dan's getting one, laura's getting one and I think that's it. We have about 20, though, so I'll see.
Speaker 1:I don't have everybody in my family's address because now we're all over the place. I'm not really close with most of my family either, so I don't really know. I don't really know who would even want one at this point. Like I keep in touch with my cousin Nikki, but that's about it. I don't have their address to send them anything, so they probably won't get one. If I'm being perfectly honest, like I love them, but we don't talk enough, we don't really like it's kind of like calm down with the chit chat between me and her. Me and her were like real close for a minute and then shit just happens. Not anything crazy, it's just she's busy, she got three kids, she's doing her own shit. I'm not worried about it, but uh, yeah, so that'll be fun. Also, I can't wait I think this is going to be really exciting to go to Podfest. But I'm really really excited for these cards. Also because this is the first time I've actually done this with a boyfriend where it's just me and him on it.
Speaker 1:Typically my holiday cards have consisted of being like family, like my parents, my siblings, and that's it. No dogs, though. Those dogs don't stay still long enough for us to pose, but it's mostly family. So me and him being on a card is like a big thing for me. Um, very excited for it. He's excited too. He thinks that's great.
Speaker 1:Um, I decorated our tree. We do have the opportunity to get some more um ornaments. We do have the tree. We have the star, they it came with some ornaments. Um, ornaments.
Speaker 1:My grandmother bought the star and she bought me my first ornament for it, which is uh, best granddaughter ever, some shit. Um, it's very nice. I didn't realize that she was sending that too. I only asked really for the tree skirt and the star. So that's very nice of her to do that for me. She's, she's really great.
Speaker 1:Um, I don't know what I would do without her, honestly, because she helped me get my first place out here and I honestly don't know what I would do without her. To be honest with you, like my other grandmother, I love her to death. She stresses me out a lot, but she makes me laugh now because I'm kind of like not really worried about it anymore. I feel like with family you get to a point where you're just like done trying to impress them and you're just kind of like well, now I'm going to let loose and be just drunk all the time, like in personality, not actually drink all the time, because you know I got to keep the liver and kidneys functioning for my life. But you know you're just kind of like hey, I'm over it. Who even cares? I don't know if that happens automatically or if it's just you know been through enough with this person that you just don't care. Like that's how I feel with my grandmother, my mother's mother, my father's mother I really don't have to say much to.
Speaker 1:She's very hospitable, she's very. Let me take care of you. She's very. What do you want for dinner? She's very. Let me turn down the bed for you. Like she's just a hostess is what she is, that's what she does.
Speaker 1:She did that while she worked too. I don't even know how she did all of this shit she does. Now she's retired. She's been retired for a while. I don't know how she did all this shit. And then, you know, worked a nine to five Like that's crazy.
Speaker 1:And in New York City even crazier, not just solely for the fact that there's so many fucking people on top of each other there, but the fact that you know, there's Metro Transit. There's people who drive cars for no reason, because in New York City and any of the metro area you can fucking walk everywhere. You don't need a car. So whoever came up with the idea that driving in New York was necessary in the city anyway, is fucking stupid. Anyway, sorry, that was my phone.
Speaker 1:I actually started watching and I think it's really interesting to note that there is a book called Capote and his swans or some shit. Capote's women I'm sorry, that's the name of the book. I started reading it. I haven't finished it, but I started watching Ryan Murphy's adaptation of it called feud. Capote versus Swans and his feud series are really good. I don't know. Let me see something. How many feud series has he done? Ryan Murphy's Feud. Let's see Ryan Murphy's Feud. Ryan Murphy's Whoops.
Speaker 1:By the way, this guy did fucking Glee too. So the fact that he did Glee, which is all hoppy, poppy and all this shit, and then decided to do all this, is crazy, bro. Let me see Feud TV series what was? Let me see. So I hate Wikipedia and love it at the same time, because it's informative, but it's also stupid. I don't care about that. I'm not donating. Let's see. Let me see here. Okay, but there's like a whole other season. So we oh, wow, there was only two seasons. Wow, that's crazy. So he did bet and Joan, that's so fucking nuts.
Speaker 1:Um, betty Davis versus Joan Crawford was his first season of it, and that was March 5th 2017. And it took them seven fucking years, I guess, to put out another one, which is the one I'm watching now. So Betty Davis and Joan Crawford were on were in a movie called whatever happened to baby Jane in 1962. And they hated each other Okay, hated each other, so much so that they fucked with each other while making this movie. So, let me say so, backstage battle between Betty Davis and Joan Crawford. It was Susan Sarandon and Jessica Lange.
Speaker 1:The second season focuses on the end of Truman Capote's friendships with many New York socialized nickname the swans, when he lightly fictionalizes their lives and published excerpts from his ultimately unfinished novel, answered prayers. So let's say so. Yeah, so Betty Davis and Joan Crawford hated each other and um, it's insane. It was very insane. Okay so, at the start of the year is when the second season came out. Okay so, I'm not that far behind, but it's only eight episodes. I think it's good. I think this one for Capote versus the Swans is really good.
Speaker 1:His voice is fucking annoying. The actor who plays Truman Capote like I know that was his voice, but every time he talks I want to like punch someone in the face. I'm true, bad. And I'm like motherfucker. If you say eight more words, eight, I'm going to fucking have a fit. But yeah, so it's that. It's that, it's basically so. Naomi Watts, diane Lane, demi Moore's in it, calista Flockhart, by the way, crazy looking and Chloe Sevigny. Treat Williams is in it. I don't remember the guy's name who plays Truman Capote. I don't really care because I hate him so much, but he played the pastor in Pride and Prejudice, the one with fuck, what is her name? Keira Knightley. There we go, finally putting it together. God, I need to get more sleep if I'm trying to remember shit.
Speaker 1:So he was so obnoxious and he was just so loud, rambunctious and a storyteller and a half that everybody kind of like fell into his charm, and I think that's one of the things they liked best about him was that he was charming because he knew things that other people didn't. But he liked to gossip too much, which I think would have been a red flag for me, especially in the 50s and 60s, which most of this takes place in the 60s and 70s. Okay, but like gossipers, I hate now I hate people who just like show up to parties ready to tell other people shit. Like honestly, you really think that I want to hear that someone else sucks someone else's toes three doors down? For me, absolutely not. Just suck toes in silence, just be cool with someone sucking toes and leave people alone, because it's not even important. It's not even important, okay, anyway, so he became friends with high society women and then published their lives in this newspaper, in this magazine.
Speaker 1:I can't even believe that Esquire has been around this long. To be honest with you. I saw that shit and I was like Esquire was a thing in the 60s and 70s who the fuck was trying to figure out how to be a man. That's what I figure Esquire is really. I've never read it. Uh, I would say the same thing for GQ if it was relevant in this case, but it's not so.
Speaker 1:The book was supposed to be called, like it said in Wikipedia, answered Prayers. And he basically the first thing that was ever published that started this crazy feud was against someone who was his best and closest friend named Babe Paley Babe was her nickname, it wasn't her first name the fact that her husband was cheating on her and he got the inside scoop and he decided to publish it in this magazine for everyone to read, making her obviously look like a laughingstock and a weak woman, because you know she can't keep her man because he's out fucking everyone's wife. She was fucking. He was fucking like happy Rockefeller, I think was a chick's name and he was like the mayor or governor or some shit and of course, you know it's she. She's always like yeah, you know it always has to be a big conquest for you, for your big floppy dick, whatever. They said some crazy shit in the show. I couldn't believe half the shit they were saying. Hold on a second. I got a clock back in. I couldn't believe half the shit they were saying and all the curses and everything and I was like holy shit. She said floppy dick at him. What I was like, how dare you? But yeah, it's a good show so far. I have not finished it yet, but I'm getting close. I'm on the fifth episode. I do have to say, though, I have a really soft spot for Truth Treat Williams, because he was like.
Speaker 1:When I was growing up in the city there was one show that I used to love. That was like every Wednesday, every Wednesday or Thursday, or was it Tuesday, I don't remember, but it was on channel 11, when channel 11 was a thing like WPIX, which is now like the CW. Um, it was man. I had such a soft spot for him. He was a doctor. The show is called Everwood, and he was the doctor that used to do pro bono work. After his wife died, he moved his entire family to Everwood and he became a doctor. He competed with another doctor because the established doctor was charging patients and he wasn't. I don't know how he was living like that. But he was a surgeon in New York, so that makes sense is he'd had enough money to uproot his entire family and work for free on all the locals. So I had a soft spot for him because I'm 35 now. When I was watching that show I was 11. So that's 24 years ago.
Speaker 1:This man aged like a fine wine, obviously chunkier I don't know why that happens to men, they just get beefier, whatever. But episode four struck such a chord with me because he died last year. So after I guess they finished producing, or you know, after they were done working on this and it showed on air, finally they dedicated episode four to him and it was just one of those things where you knew it was going to hit you in the heart. He's basically you find out that he's actually sleeping with one of Babe's friends. Now that's in that inner circle of the swans and Babe is going through cancer treatments like chemo, radiation, all of it, and she's coming to terms with things because nothing's working. The tumor hasn't metastasized but it hasn't gotten smaller, which was what they were hoping is what would happen with the treatments, and you know they're slow, dancing to her favorite song. He's singing to her and she's like you know, I think she's a good fit for you. Like she already knew that this was happening behind her back and she was like she said this is good practice, they're dancing together for when we go to Truman's ball. And he said, no, we can't do that. And she's like no, you know what I'm like, so done with being angry. She's like I'm too tired for it and this and that. And she's like so he's like does that mean you forgive him? And she's like I'm just really tired. So in essence she's not saying it outright, but she is kind of like done with this whole thing.
Speaker 1:Slim is diane lane's character. She's the one who's not finished being pissed off at truman. She wants to like run him into the ground. She's having op-ed pieces posted by someone she's connected with in the new york times or esquire also, I think. I think she's having them write like one-offs about how bad his party is going to be and how nobody's going to go and how the Swans won't be in attendance for sure, because we're all not going to do that.
Speaker 1:Chloe Sevigny's character is still kind of like friends with him, trying to be on his side. Like please stop posting stuff about him. He's trying to get his stuff together Because he was in rehab at the time. So she's like hating on him while he's trying to do right. He did a lot of fucked up shit, but he was also like drunk for most of it and on drugs, which you know doesn't excuse the fact that you publish your best friend's husband is cheating on her with someone else. That's like that's a big line for me. I don't know that I would be mad at him. I just wouldn't socialize with him anymore, which is what they did. They kind of cut off his oxygen and were kind of just watching him flail around and he kind of made it worse. It kind of made it worse.
Speaker 1:So Slim is the one who is actually fucking Babe's wife, bill. So they don't tell you that until this episode, which is four, which is like how the fuck could you defend this woman so badly while you're fucking her husband? Why don't you just let her go down with the ship if you're going to be that stupid about it? So they get back to the dancing. He's singing to her. She says really good practice.
Speaker 1:He's like for what she says. To go to his ball. He's like we're not going to do that. She said yeah, you know we are. So she kind of like yeah, no, we're going to do it. And she said she's like she said something, and then I forget. She's like I don't know, she's like I don't want you to be alone after I go, something like that. And she said Slim's really good. She's like Slim's a good choice. She's like she's very tough, she's not going gonna let you push her around this and that. And he just looks at her and he goes does that mean you forgive me too? And she just like kind of kisses him and that's it.
Speaker 1:And I kind of was like, oh my god, because I was like, okay, something's gonna be at the end of this episode. That's gonna like truly break my heart. So he's crying and hugging her and whatnot. And then he actually goes and sees slim and he's like he tells her, her exactly what happened, like oh, babe's known this whole time, probably. And she's like well, did she come out and say it? And he goes well, do you guys ever come out and say anything directly? He's like but she knows he goes, I know her, she knows he goes, that's my wife and it's like all right, whatever. So, of course, at the end of it.
Speaker 1:Um, I don't remember exactly what happens at the end end, but I do remember that it said and, in loving memory of treat Williams, I was like fucking shit. I was like I knew it. I was like I knew you motherfuckers were gonna do this to me. I knew it. But I was like, damn bro, that hurts so much because, like, she was so full of forgiveness at the end and I don't know when she passes away or if she just like, if they show her, even pass away during the show.
Speaker 1:I didn't even finish the book either, which I really should, and I was trying so hard to finish the book before I watched the show, watched the series, and I just didn't do it. It got a little too complicated On the page. Anyway, seeing it in real life was a lot better. They did the makeup really good, because I know Naomi Watts don't look like that. They made Naomi Watts look super jowly and old towards the end and I was like damn, they'd be doing some crazy shit with this fucking special effects makeup.
Speaker 1:But, um, yeah, so what happened to Demi Moore's face, by the way? Yeah, so what happened to Demi Moore's face? By the way? Demi Moore is starting to look like a fucking sturgeon with her face, like her mouth is like a downward facing and her lips are too puffy. So does Calista Flockhart.
Speaker 1:I looked at her and I was like that can't be the same bitch from Ally McBeal like 20 years ago. Like that can't be the same bitch from Allie McBeal like 20 years ago. Like that can't be the same chick. Albeit, she looks better, having aged, but when she first did her mouth, her mouth looked crazy. Bro, she still looks crazy, but it's more acceptable now because it makes sense now. Back then it didn't make sense to be pluffing up your lips like that. Demi Moore has to figure out whether or not she wants to be young or old. Demi Moore is caught in a limbo of being young or old. The rest of her face looks young. Whatever she did to her mouth makes her mouth look like roast beef lips and you know what I'm talking about Like her mouth looks so crazy I just didn't even I the voice, I recognized the face did not match anymore, like when she fucking.
Speaker 1:Now there's so many different decades of Demi Moore. It's insane. We have Demi Moore from the 80s when she was in the Brat Pack. We have her in the early 2000s when she did charlie's angels and was tanned and fucking dating ashton kutcher, um, so like in the 80s, 90s she was married to bruce willis, which I always thought was crazy because mismatch kind of. I can see it now, but he's like he's got aphasia or something like temporal aphasia, so he's really like starting to lose it. Uh, he retired from acting, which is so fucking sad to me that I've lived a life where I've seen these great people was introduced to these great actors, and now they're all fucking falling apart. But Demi Moore 80s, 90s, 2000s when she fucking did striptease, when she did GI Jane whole different faces which face is she going to put on for the next movie, the movie Substance I want to see, though I hear it's a really good movie. She's in it.
Speaker 1:I don't know if she's just trying to look like Megan Fox with what she's doing, but the biggest thing that they said about her and I remember this because I went and saw the Charlie's Angels movie Reloaded that she was in she fucking when they they played that fucking God Beach Boys song. When she's running up on the beach where her surfboard, everybody's like, oh my god. That's to me more Like it's either. She got super fucking tan, her hair super straight and black now, not curly and crazy like it was in the 80s. And like she looks crazy different. And again, she looked crazy different in this.
Speaker 1:Like I understand they're trying to make them look weathered and shit from having smoked cigarettes and drank their whole life, because that's all the socialites did back then. But like, holy fuck dude, what is Demi Moore's mouth trying to say other than help me get off this crazy witch's face? Like I don't even know what's happening? And then they're also saying that you know, people are on Ozempic and shit now, one of which is Christina Aguilera, is what they're saying. And I heard that Ozempic is just you have to stay on that shit, you can't ever go off it and it's more catered towards diabetics. So you're fucking with your blood sugar. So like even if you're not diabetic and you take it, I don't know who, who brought this shit into fucking the world, but like you should be killed Because I was perfectly fine with thick Christina Aguilera.
Speaker 1:This Christina Aguilera looks like what the thick Christina Aguilera threw up. She's so skinny it would take three of her, or two of her at least, to be the thickness that everybody preferred Christina to be. She looks like a strong breeze would knock her over and break all her bones. She is like the poster child I like for fucking calcium, for calcium pills. Like she's going to have osteoporosis. Like has she been in space? Why are her? Why? Why does she look like her bones are going to snap like matchsticks? It's insane to me.
Speaker 1:I don't understand All these people with this cosmetic surgery and shit too. It's another thing to get it done because of you know reasons. Like Cameron Diaz says, with her nose she had a deviated septum, whatever that means. But my mom always told me that that was like a code for just getting a nose job because they wanted it. But now that I think about it, I don't really feel like I could breathe that well either through my nose, but whatever, yeah, deviated septum back in the day was always code for like nose job.
Speaker 1:Also, amanda Bynes' face looks crazy too. She was trying to make a. I don't even know why she had to. My problem is that these really beautiful chicks are doing this shit to their face and they think that just because they're young, they can go back and undo it, and that's not how science works. Okay, that might be how witchcraft works, but it's not how science works and that's how these Victoria's Secret models stay, how they look.
Speaker 1:Heidi Klum, who knows what virgin's blood she's drinking. Something's keeping it going like that. She looks the same and it's not even a black. Don't crack thing because she's white, is it because she's German? Oh no, that brings us to a whole other thing that I don't want to get into. In any case, I haven't seen anything interesting either on Facebook, which is also a bummer. Jesus, I love how the first thing when I open Facebook, I love how the first thing that comes up is can't believe we're saying goodbye to Tommy today. Sad day, bro. Can we cut it out? It is holiday season. Get that shit off my thing. Ew, bro, that's so stupid. Then my cousin posting a picture of him in a suit. Don't even care All these fucking rings that keep coming up on my page. Please leave me alone.
Speaker 1:Groups, let's see. Female problems, let's see. I like this. I saw this earlier. It's mentally. None of my friends are mentally stable, but they're all really pretty and nice. That's some of my friends in New York. Oh, okay, I want to join that one. I don't want to answer questions, though. Yes, what? Like the easy groups that go. Hey, can you respect the group's rules? Yes, I can. Yes, oh, I like the easy groups that go. Hey, can you respect the group's rules? Yes, I can. All right, let's see. I suck at being sad.
Speaker 1:Three minutes later I'm making jokes about my situation. I do that at work. Work, work, work. Let's see. Let me see what's happening. I don't have any good stuff going on on facebook. What the hell?
Speaker 1:Home remedies for possible yeast infection? I think it's my partner's hand soap, so we've decided to switch. But I need relief. You, girl, clean the coochie. Better Yogurt with live bacteria, eat it, don't put it downstairs. Cotton underwear and apple cider vinegar worked for me. But please see a doctor. Just get monostat.
Speaker 1:What's the problem? Just go to the store and get something. I don't understand. Why do people need fucking? Why the fuck do people think that they need some holistic shit to fix their self? Boric acid suppositories, not borax, as some are recommending. Borax is to kill bugs. If you put borax up your coochie, oh lord. You need big help. You need big help from the guy upstairs. Vinegar water, douche. Don't douche. I love it. Don't waste your time with home remedies. Do a doctor on demand appointment and get a prescription sent for the pill takes about five minutes, with them asking a few questions. Ask for a double dosage. I rarely need the double dosage. Stop, don't put hand soap on your shit, huh? How about that?
Speaker 1:Any ways to mend a man's reproductive system? He is mid forties, has trauma from SA as a child and has been sterile. Shoots blanks since. Doctor confirmed he wants to have his own kids. Any way to fix that kind of thing? Yeah, pray to the Lord. Pray to the Lord Someone goes.
Speaker 1:If he's sterile and medically confirmed by a doctor, there's not really anything can be done. Definitely had women tell me the doctors say that and end up having kids. You never know what will happen. I was diagnosed with premature ovarian failure nine years ago. Now I have an eight month old. So yeah, bro, this this fucking fertility thing, man, I never thought I would be thinking about it either, but I'd be thinking about it real heavy lately and it's probably because the holidays are around and you know it's big time for family and shit and I have concerns. But that's what doctors are for, I guess. And $90 copays, bruh Draining my wallet around the holidays, fucking love that my cousin was with a man that was sterile.
Speaker 1:They were together one year he went to the chiropractor and, boom, she ended up pregnant. Cool. So what he cracked his back into shooting sperms Is that what we're saying? They cracked his back and all of a sudden, wah wah, no fucking way bro, science. You have to know the reason for the sterility to know what fixes it regardless. It's a question for a specialist, not Facebook. Yeah, fuck yeah, stress is a big one. Therapy for this If he hasn't asked, you might try. Yeah, fuck yeah, it was out of our control. Gaining more control of a sense of it can really help. I do that by doing things that remind me of who I am, but it could mean so many things. You repeated yourself in both the third and fourth paragraph.
Speaker 1:I would try acupuncture and Reiki energy healing, if possible. I have. I think it's Reiki, if possible. I've seen huge changes with using both. Also, chinese medicine is very helpful, I hear acupuncture can help, for sure.
Speaker 1:Healing male productive health, particularly when this is what chat gpt said. Apparently, healing male reproductive health, particularly when sterility has been confirmed, is complex and depends on the root cause. In this case, trauma from child sa and its potential physiological and psychological impacts make the situation unique. Here are some possible avenues to explore medical interventions, sperm retrieval techniques, assisted reproductive technology, experimental treatments, addressing psychological trauma, lifestyle changes or alternative paths to parenthood.
Speaker 1:That number six one is going to hit so heavy. Let's see. Wait a minute, okay, let's see. Do you believe in psychic readings? No, I broke up with my la la, la. Nope, I don't care about that, I love it. Scrolls past, kink. I'm not into scrolls back up to make sure. Yeah, that's what I do all the time. Like I pass something on Facebook and I'm like, yeah, sure you know what that might not be for me? And then I'm like, wait, are we sure it's not for me? Oh guys, well, by the time you guys hear this, obviously it's going to be before Christmas. The next time you'll hear from me is after Christmas and I can tell you what shenanigans happened for dinner, after dinner, during dinner.
Speaker 1:Also, I hate when parents try to like police things you do. Chris has been doing that forever since I was young. Just letting me know, you know, hey, you should really start thinking about this. Or hey, make sure you're putting more money in your Bitch. I know about the 401k. All right, stop, okay, I have money going into it. I have a lot in it. Actually I was really surprised. I checked it the other day and I was like Jesus Christ, that's more than I ever would have thought of. But it's going like automatically. So that's why when I don't think about it, it's just going so yeah, so that's, it's good. I'm doing adult things. I don't feel very adult lately, but according to my mom I am adulting very well. I guess All the kids are home so driving my mom crazy.
Speaker 1:I'm sure I'll be posting more memes in the family chat just to fuck with her. I posted. So. Another thing that's funny is that my grandmother also cannot identify meats. So I'll post like plates of food and she'll be like oh, what's that? Is that fish? No, grandma's chicken, it's chicken. So like from now on I have to like caption every picture I post.
Speaker 1:Like the other day I made some cubed chicken. I put on some rice with some guacamole salsa, melted cheese on it, and then I put the cubed chicken on top with like some bang bang sauce, because I like the sweet and the savory, like the sweet and the salty together, because the tang from the guacamole salsa balances out the bang bang sauce and I got. What's funny is I did my Walmart order and I got boom boom sauce instead. So we'll see what the fucking difference is. I googled it and they say boom boom sauce has more of a tomato base in it. I don't give a fuck, as long as it tastes good, I'm eating it. So I made that the other day, that bowl, and I posted it tastes good, I'm eating it. So I made that the other day, that bowl, and I posted it. Actually, no, I posted the picture of my Tupperware with the pieces of cubed chicken in it and I said I posted it and Will goes.
Speaker 1:Hmm, brother, and I posted it's chicken. And I was like it's not for you, will, it's for the other adults in the group who have a hard time identifying meats. And that's my grandma. She can't identify Brussels sprouts, asparagus or any type of meat I've cooked. So that's it. That's the game, that's how the game goes. But in any case, I love you guys and I'll speak with you guys next week and for those, hopefully they get the fucking holiday cards on time. But if not, well, hopefully soon. Love you guys. Thank you so much for listening and I will speak to you all next week, thank you.
