DesiQuest
Podcast version of the TTRPG Actual Play set in a South Asian mythological universe starring Jasmine Bhullar, Anjali Bhimani, Omar Najam, Sandeep Parikh & Rekha Shankar.
DesiQuest
Big Uncle Energy - DesiQuest Episode 1
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Get ready to pack your bags and embark on a wild adventure with us on DesiQuest.
In the pilot episode, we'll introduce you to Ash, one of our unsuspecting heroes, who finds himself in a bustling station, searching for a distant relative's friend amid a sensory overload of spices, arcane elements, and yes, even cow dung. Join us as we follow Ash's pursuit of a goblin in a conductor hat, a chase that will surely kickstart an adventure of a lifetime.
We're also thrilled to present to you an exciting line-up of characters. Meet Sitara and Chhotu, a vibrant duo that exudes color and charisma. Sitara, with her big hair, bold makeup, and flamboyant flowers, is a sight to behold. Her companion, Chhotu, a giant squirrel with multicolored fur and a bushy tail, adds to their eccentric charm. Standing in stark contrast is Laddoo Auntie, clad in worn-out attire, always on the lookout for trouble. And then there's Murkha - a brilliant and enigmatic artificer who is always ready to help solve a problem using his contraptions engineered with magic.
Join us in this episode as we traverse through the alleys of Vehaar, and uncover the thrilling adventures that lie in store for Ash, Sitara, Laddoo Auntie & Murkha.
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Hello, and welcome to the DesiQuest. It definitely feels a little surreal to be saying that since this show has been three years in the making and it's probably longer in the wanting and we're only here, and this is only real because of your support. Apparently, you wanted to see this show as badly as I wanted to make it. And I'm so excited for you to see what you've helped create. I hope you'll join me in diving into Vehaar head first with my players. Because every corner of this world has been crafted with love. I'm very proud of being Punjabi. I'm proud of having spent half my life there, and I'm so excited that I get to marry two of my favorite things, my Punjabi roots, and tabletop RPG. And my hope is that if you're new here, maybe you'll learn a little bit about me and where I come from. And if you're just feeling a little disconnected from your roots, Well, welcome home. This adventure is gonna have all of the bells and whistles. There will be blood, action, adventure, romance. And if I've done my job as a proper DM, a few tears as well. So join us at the table, which we're naming the Kohinoor. And more importantly, welcome to DesiQuest. Welcome to the table players. Our beautiful diamond table, we've got our players more valuable than diamond I'm so excited to play this game with you. Stop.
Omar Najam/MurkhaTwo diamonds.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieOkay. Two diamonds. Make my own crown out
Jasmine Bhullar/GMAre you ready to play some d and
Omar Najam/MurkhaYeah.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMWelcome. To Veharr. We open on a bustling station full of commerce. The air is thick with all kinds of scents. You smell spices, arcane components, cow dung. Just about everything you can imagine. But more than anything, sh. You smell a piece of home. A piece of a home you didn't know you had. As you step off the boat, pondering the large airship docked just above you with a massive balloon holding aloft, the Sky Haveli. With a beautiful brand new paint job yet to be christened with its very first voyage. You wonder how quickly it could have carried you across the ocean? Unfortunately, Such pursuits are out of your economic range. Let you ponder the leaky boat, the leaky tub from the developing nation you're from that brought you here, and you take in your very first Veharian scene. Can you describe to us? What sh looks like.
Sandeep Parikh/AshHe's in later h because he's from a sort of Germanic inspired, Elfin inhabited area. Generally, he looks like a tourist. I mean, even though he is technically Vahari in his background. They can tell. He's nonresident. Let's just put it that way. So, yeah, he's got his clerics chain mail male kind of underneath a pretty dotti vestment. And, yeah, he's rocking his his bl al that he's chomping on. And you'll notice that he's not eating it from his hands. His tail is feeding him his Pretzel because he's from Bradstone Worl, which is which is the land of pretzels. Yes.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMDoes it look something like this?
Sandeep Parikh/AshThere's poonch - my tail. Isn't it so sweet?
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieAnd that means tail.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah in Hindi. It means
Sandeep Parikh/Ashtail. Yes.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMIt means tail.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraThat's cute.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMIt's pretty it's pretty adorable. Look at the handsome little fella. Okay. You've heard that there is an uncles brother's cousin friend who was supposed to meet you here on the platform. Yes. As you gaze around, you see crates of spices, leather, fabric, spell casting components, being like sort of trucked around, letting off little thin plumes of smoke as they do so. You smell a faint ammonia smell from a gentleman next to you, a a tiefling with Buffalo horns as he kind of gruffly nudges you out of the way. Pulling or pushing and rolling, I should say, a barrel ahead of him.
Sandeep Parikh/AshOh, excuse me. I was in the way of the barrel, so I'm so sorry. Okay.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieGood times. That's culture.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMAnd he continues rolling the barrel. People pushing past each other to go about their business, throngs of humanity, giving you side long looks not necessarily because of the way that you're dressed, but mostly because you are standing very much in the way. Give me a perception check. Okay. No pressure. You're just setting the, you know the tone for this entire campaign.
Sandeep Parikh/AshI am plus seven. And I wanna you know, I gotta use the real
Jasmine Bhullar/GMdice for
Sandeep Parikh/Ashyour first role. Come on. And my cute little dice tower. How did you go? What'd you get? Okay. A six plus seven Mhmm. Thirteen.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYou notice not the description of your uncles, brother, friends, cousins. The details get fuzzy. Yeah. You don't notice anyone of that description on the platform, but you do notice a small goblin with a bushy tom selick mustache, long hair, A smart little like conductor style hat, green clothes, and a long woven shawl wrapped unceremoniously around his neck. He comes over and he goes, "Yeah. I take luggage. Yeah." And he just starts calmly grabbing your luggage and stacking it up. Okay.
Sandeep Parikh/AshI assume this is your licensed for this, I imagine.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieThat could actually be considered offensive to us.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMHe looks up and he says, "yeah, license. Yeah.
Sandeep Parikh/AshOkay, great. Yeah. Take everything.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMHere you go. He takes all of it, stacks it up high on his shoulders, and on his head. Taking a couple of your suitcases, holding them in his hands, and he wanders into the crowd.
Sandeep Parikh/AshOkay. So I start chasing after him.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraMhmm.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. Give me a athletics check.
Sandeep Parikh/AshOkay. Come on, poonch. Let's do this. A nineteen.
Jasmine Bhullar/NoorinA nineteen. Yeah.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYou're able to push your way past all of the moving people and you manage to find the small goblin again. Still walk ing just kind of at a determined clip with your luggage.
Sandeep Parikh/AshOkay. Excuse me. I I assume you know my cousin's brother's uncle's son. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Great. And you know his name. Right? Yeah. What's his name?
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieBeta. Beta.
Sandeep Parikh/AshThat's so cool. That's what my mom calls me too. What a coincidence. Yeah. Yeah. They did say there's there's beta. A sweet beta. Yeah. Okay. Alright. Continuing to trust you. Let's go to him.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMMeanwhile, on the other side of the platform, a covered cart pulls up outside. Led by two very large, very woolly, cloven, hoved animals were somewhat resembling water buffalo, but with a thick curly mat of hair kind of falling over the eyes. You recognize these beasts auntie, because this is your friend, Balwinder's cart. I shouldn't say friend, maybe nephew. Yes. He's much younger, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. He's he's a he's a young gentleman married now, unlike when you first met him.
Jasmine Bhullar/NoorinYeah. Yeah.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMTo a lovely girl who makes perfectly round rotis.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraOh, you know. Oh, cool. Sorry. I couldn't resist. It just came out.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieYeah.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. You've you are rather fond of her of her chai making skills. Hey, well, Jackpot. Yeah. You get along very well. She knows all the town's gossip. You've heard that your friend, Murkha, is receiving someone at the station today and needs a rather large vessel with in which to cart all of their luggage. Mhmm. And so, of course, you know, Balwinder they're sitting unceremoniously in the in the driver's seat, would be more than happy to bring you. He steadies both of the beasts. And since like I said, you know them, Sandalwood and Elaichi.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieDelicious scents. Yeah.
Contrasting Characters and Appearances
Jasmine Bhullar/GMMhmm. And the beasts themselves actually do smell pretty good, as good as a beast of burden can smell. They have large gentle eyes and three tails that swish restlessly. They're double sets of horns kind of shaking impatiently. You're sitting here with Sitara and waiting for this man to come out as well as Murkha. We'll start with Sitara. Sitara, what do you look like?
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraSitara is a very bold looking woman. There's nothing small about her appearance. She's Big hair, big makeup eyes, colorful flowers around her hair. She's wearing a beautiful sort of like a mixture of fabrics wrapped around her in a vaguely similar to Dhoti pants.
Sandeep Parikh/AshYou know?
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraThis is similar like, pulled up pair of pants, so they're practical, but gorgeous. And sitting next to her is her companion, a trusty trusty companion, Chhotu. The squirrel. Mhmm. The giant squirrel. Mhmm.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMAnd what does Chhotu like look like?
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraChhotu is about three feet long. The big bushy tail. No. This is this is accurate. National Geographic, I'm telling you. From from tip to tail. It's about three feet long. Big bushy tail, and he has multi colored fur. So there's a cobalt blue and a purple, a gold, a sort of marigold color and he's just sitting next to her, just keeping an eye out for things. He seems very alert, very aware, very excited that they're in the marketplace.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMDoes he look something like this?
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraChhotu, Arre Beta! My little okay. So so he's he theoretically, I can't think. He's he's gigantic.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieHe's gigantic. This one's much
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraThis is
Jasmine Bhullar/GMThis one has been reduced by us.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraYeah. This is him after he's worked out a lot. Yeah, that's him on Keto. It's exactly what I was saying.
UnknownYeah. It's exactly what I was saying.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraThis is when he tried that Ketogenic Ketobito business. I don't think we're
Jasmine Bhullar/GMalready there.
UnknownWe're already
Jasmine Bhullar/GMat the saying the words with another word. You sit in the in the cart. The back of it has windows that are adorned with like different colored fabrics, not unlike the ones here, sort of covering the windows. Sunlight streams in through one and outside, it is a beautiful Veharrian Day. Absolutely gorgeous. Maybe a little too hot, but you are in the coastal region. So there is a nice cool breeze kind of kicking up and coming in gently through the window. You're sitting across from
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieLaddoo Auntie. Laddoo Auntie
Jasmine Bhullar/GMLaddoo Auntie is a bit of a stark contrast. To Sitara.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieYes. So firstly, Laddoo Auntie is not like the glitz and the glam. She is very much as she woke up. Like each and every day. She sleeps with a messy braid or she sleeps, you know, with her hair in, like, kind of a little thin towel. And then she puts it into a messy braid in the morning. She wears one of, like, two saris that are one thousand years old. She doesn't wish to buy anything new. She wears the oldest sandals in the entire world, and she'll hit you with one if you're annoying. She has had the same gold jewelry on that she seemingly never takes off just like a ring that is basically cemented to her finger, a bangle that is cemented there. She always is kind of looking out for a bit to be careful. No. No. No.
Omar Najam/MurkhaNo.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMNo. No. No. Looking out and
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntietrying to to parent to mother from afar and from inches away.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMAmazing. Yes. Rekha. Yes. Do you know how to roll a d one hundred? I literally thought
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntieyou were joking when you said that was a thing. We're gonna learn today.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraOkay.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMWe're gonna learn today.
Jasmine Bhullar/NoorinWhat the
Jasmine Bhullar/GMhell? So we I do I do an old school style. You have two dice. You have one that it's has, like, double digits. Oh,
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraI've seen those. I guess.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMThat's what this was. No. That's what that was. I was like, these are stupid. Yeah. And then you have another that has single digits on it.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieYeah. That's similar looking.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. That's very similar looking.
Sandeep Parikh/AshYeah. It's
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraIm joyful right now.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMThe one with the zeros represents the sort of tens place. These are what we call, like, percent die.
UnknownCan I
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntietell you what I thought you were gonna pull out?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMWhat? I was like, if someone thought a hundred sided die, I'm gonna throw up. That's gonna
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntielook so fucking crazy. Yeah. Give me a roll.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMThirty two. You are thirty two minutes late. I learned that you're gonna say "years old. I'm like, no, I'm not. You you were supposed to be here thirty two minutes ago.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieOkay. And I will say, Laddoo Auntie, does not notice that. Even if it is true, IST.
UnknownYeah.
Sandeep Parikh/AshShe's like, I was on time. Yeah. Yeah.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieDespite anyone that was hurrying her out the door, Arre wait. Arre wait.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMSo, you know, Murkha, you probably realized that poor Ash has either been waiting for some time. Probably a little bit confused on the platform. But Auntie doesn't care.
Sandeep Parikh/AshThere she is Laddoo Auntie.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieBreak her right in half
Unknownhaving
Jasmine Bhullar/GMAnd she has a ladle.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieOh. Yeah. For those who don't know, a laddoo is like a little sweet kind of thing that you eat.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMIt's very delicious treat.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieAnd yeah. This is an auntie that's known for making them, you know.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMM urkha It occurs to you that your uncle's cousin's brother's friends, sisters, brother, nephew
UnknownMhmm.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMIs probably a little confused inside. You you noticed that there is like a rush of humanity coming out of the door as this boat has like, a few boats I should say, their entire passenger load has disembarked at once. Got it. Sending, like I said, a rush of tieflings, dwarves, humans, all types of people into the streets. You don't immediately see a person of the description matching Ash.
Omar Najam/MurkhaOkay. So I and I'm like standing at, like, the harbor where, like, the boats are pulling up.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYou're sitting outside the station that is erected around the harbor. There is this massive marble structure.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraUh-huh.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYou are in the capital city of Sarpani, Chand Bay. Chand Bay is a place full of Commerce. IT IS HOME TO THE BIGGEST PORT. IT'S actually quite a bit away from your hometown or where you're stationed in Diwaney. Mhmm. But, you know, it's it's a it's a beautiful city. How many times have you been here? Would you say?
Omar Najam/MurkhaOh, I've been here at least ten times.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMAt least ten times. At least
Sandeep Parikh/Ashten times.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. You know your way around Chand Bay, but you also know there are a lot of people in Chand Bay. The city's stretches across a bunch of isles kind of dotting this somewhat of a flood plain region.
UnknownMhmm.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMThe air is salty and sweet and you hear the call of beautiful multicolored birds and cranes as they soar over your head. They distract you for a moment before you realize why you're here as very brusquely A few people kind of push past you as you're standing outside the cart. Balwinder a dwarf with a turban and a walking stick kind of like smacks the side of the cart and says to you.
Omar Najam/MurkhaI need you
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYour friend, where is your
Omar Najam/MurkhaOh, yeah. The yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've just gotta go pick up my my cousin. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. How much do I owe you?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMI don't it's it's free.
Omar Najam/MurkhaI'll pull out like a a a stack of cash and just like hand it over.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMHe slaps you.
Omar Najam/Murkhais that an attack? Because I have a reaction. my so I have, like, a a, like, a large, like, very heavy, like, cloak, essentially. And it just looks like a huge, just like chunk of fabric. It's very pronounced. But as that slap goes through, there are intricately within the sleeves a ton of electronics that I've built in. Mhmm. That sort of fire up as a reaction in I cast Shield. Bringing my AC up to twenty.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. The bounce lapsed harmlessly against your shield, but it was really more like as the sentiment
UnknownYeah.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMThat because she's like Yeah.
Sandeep Parikh/AshYeah. Yeah.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMBecause he's like, what are you doing?
Omar Najam/MurkhaRight.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMI'm here a s your friend and I'm not gonna charge you money.
Omar Najam/MurkhaYeah. I I appreciate that. And every time I hear it, I just
Sandeep Parikh/Ashwanna pay you more.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMThis isn't a ride share
Omar Najam/MurkhaNo. I understand that.
Omar Najam/MurkhaI just wanna thank you for your services.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYour your friend
Omar Najam/MurkhaUh-huh. Well, yeah. Though my na
Jasmine Bhullar/GMthink he's gonna be scared confused alone, doesn't speak the language, and he's lat
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieAnyou know, th1irty or two, and willfully gets
Jasmine Bhullar/GMsome informatio
Omar Najam/MurkhaHe's late.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMRoll me a d4 to see who caused the lateness.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieI do think it was our fault, but two.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraClearly, of course it was my fault. Everyone can wait. You can't really just look like this all the time. It requires work. It requires training. It requires a certain hand. You know? People will wait. So you're friends.
Omar Najam/MurkhaYeah. That's right. Okay. Baccha let's go. And his Murkha's little buddy pops up and it's a a it's like a robotic servant, but, like, It's my friend. Mhmm. And it's like a mechanical red panda that can fly. So little jets kinda fire up. As we kind of jump out of the wagon together.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. This creeping monstrosity of metal and steam and creaking bones, dripping a little bit of oil out of the elbow comes out and goes, bam,
Omar Najam/Murkhalet's go bunch up. Cello.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraJohu just starts chittering. Damn, chittering into my arm. I I know. No. No. No. No. No. Of course. Of course. You're my favorite.
UnknownOh.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMWatch your link. Winks at you before at least.
UnknownIf you
Anjali Bhimani/Sitaraget grossed out every time a man makes a face a day like that, you're going to have an upset stuff.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieOh, Jesus. Sick.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMAnd Butcha moves with you Right. Through the crowd.
Omar Najam/MurkhaWe start like, yeah. Just, like, running through the crowd. Mhmm. And we're running and I bump into someone, like, where I buy, like, another, like, wagon that's, like, automated and I, like, stop and go, like, Hey. How much for this wagon?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMThis is not for sale.
Omar Najam/MurkhaThen how okay. Okay. Fine. I'll double it. How much for this bite?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMSo I I am selling what is in the wagon.
UnknownUh-huh.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMNot not the wagon.
Omar Najam/MurkhaLike the engine pieces, like do you mean, like, in terms of, like, the mechanics that are going on? Look, I have to pick up my cousin. I just, like, I'm looking at this, and I'm getting you know what? I'm sorry. Actually, don't worry about it. And I just turn I need to break through the crowd.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. Give me a perception check
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntieto see
Jasmine Bhullar/GMif you can find Perfect. Someone matching Ash's description.
Omar Najam/MurkhaOkay. Here we go. Oh, that's a negative too.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraOh, yeah. Mhmm.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieThat's fine. Ten
Jasmine Bhullar/GMten. And what is Butch's perception?
Omar Najam/MurkhaButch's plus four.
Sandeep Parikh/AshMhmm. Do you
Jasmine Bhullar/GMwanna roll or do you want me to?
UnknownOh, you I yeah.
Omar Najam/MurkhaWhat are you please, please, please.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMGo ahead. DM Lock Roll. Fifteen. As you get distracted by all of the worrying machinery, and in fact, you would notice there's crates of shiny metallic machine parts going by. They catch your eye for just a moment. And as you're watching this like Craig go by being carried by two elephant headed headed creatures. It is butcha who spots ash and
Anjali Bhimani/Sitaragoes People, unko, unko, unko.
Sandeep Parikh/AshI'm I'm So, actually, I'm just busy just giving this all of his money.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraUncle. Wait. Wait. Tell me. And so
Unknownyeah.
Omar Najam/MurkhaYeah.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraWow. What
Omar Najam/MurkhaI hear that and I see the cash exchange and I run up and just stop robbing my cousin. Oh, what's happening? Hey. Hey. No. Hey. Set back, I'll handle this. I'm I'll handle this. What what is what is happening here? What what are you doing?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMGive me an well, are you trying to are you Give me an intimidation check. Okay. Yeah. Of course. Give me an invitation check.
Omar Najam/MurkhaOkay. Great. Here we go. Intimidation. That's a nine. What can you do with that?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. What can I do with that?
Omar Najam/MurkhaWhat's going on here? I'm
Jasmine Bhullar/GMcarrying his luggage.
Sandeep Parikh/AshYeah. He said he needed to carry everything including my wallet full of all of the money I had.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMSo I'm hearing from him.
Omar Najam/MurkhaOh, up to oh, oh, I'm I'm so sorry.
Jasmine Bhullar/NoorinOh, I apologize. You should be sorry.
Omar Najam/MurkhaYeah. I sorry about that. I I apologize.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMDo I wanna carry?
Omar Najam/MurkhaDo I wanna carry it?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYou wanna carry it? Oh, you probably can.
Omar Najam/MurkhaNo. No. I could. But why don't I take the joy from you? No. Please. Go ahead. You seem to be enjoying it so much.
Sandeep Parikh/AshAre you thinking about cousins, sisters, brothers, uncles, daughter? Who Who's also a man?
Omar Najam/MurkhaThat's me. Wow. Gosh.
Sandeep Parikh/AshIt's so good to meet you.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYour eyes fall on. Would you describe of yourself. Absolutely.
Omar Najam/MurkhaI am Merca. I am a stout gentleman in the big coat chuffles. I have very, like, jovial facial features, but one of my eyes is just like this piercing darting artifact that is constantly just analyzing everything and seems to be doing like mathematics on my own recently. The other eye is covered by an eye patch. Most of that is cartened with salt and peppered hair and I have a great big bushy beard. That I think sort of, like, speaks for the personality of Merka before he even opens his mouth.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMSomething like this an Indian, Matt Berry.
UnknownYeah. That's
Omar Najam/Murkhawhat you have ever gotten. Oh my god.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraI can see the coat from here.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieOh, I'm proud of all. I love it.
Omar Najam/MurkhaLook at that.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraWhat do you think?
Omar Najam/MurkhaHere you go.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieThat's cute. That's pretty cute.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMThat's pretty cute.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieThat's pretty cute.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraThank you.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMPretty cute. Yay.
Sandeep Parikh/AshOh, my little peeps.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraOh, my little peeps. Look at
Jasmine Bhullar/GMall these little brown menis.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraAnd this is very sexy. I love about this together
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntienow. I'm so excited
Unknownabout it. I'm looking
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntieat this and I'm like, okay.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraI'm I'm probably gonna take this that.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMJust, like, go to the Taylor and be like,
Anjali Bhimani/Sitaralike, this is what I wanna do with you. And we can leave the spot. You can leave the spot.
Omar Najam/MurkhaAlright. Well, if you're already carrying these packages and I'll sling my bag onto the entire pile. Cousin, how are you?
Sandeep Parikh/AshOh, I'm so great. I'm it's so delicious to meet you. It's very You look great. You look like a waste bin. I'm saying that right. Right?
Omar Najam/MurkhaWell, yes, you are. But it said the the feedback is harsh.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieSo let me tell you. I'm not harsh.
Sandeep Parikh/AshNo. Oh, gosh. It's I'm pretty I'm I'm sorry, but Verhari is a sort of a second language to me. So sometimes I get my words kind of mixed into congress.
Omar Najam/MurkhaOh, got it. Well, I'll make sure to speak very quietly and very slowly then so you can understand everything that I'm saying. Don't worry about it. Please come with me. We have many things to go see. How was your sailing trip? How was that? Describe that to me in everywhere that you could possibly
Anjali Bhimani/Sitarause. Okay.
Sandeep Parikh/AshLong spacious, scary, rudimentary seven, and chouple.
Omar Najam/MurkhaOh, okay. Alright. We'll have to speak to them about that. Okay. Yeah.
Sandeep Parikh/AshBut you know this guy, right, this coupling?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMAs you turn to Oh,
Omar Najam/Murkhathank god. So just so you know, we don't hear it, we don't refer to folks by by rate.
Sandeep Parikh/AshDon't just say that race. I'm now. Oh, no. Not very good. I'm learning so much.
Omar Najam/MurkhaYeah. This wonderful assistant.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMSo we just we just reflect by their job. Yes. You're right.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieWe say my employee
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. You say you say driver. Okay? You say yan. Rick Shabalala, you don't say gondolin.
Sandeep Parikh/AshGondolin. Okay.
Omar Najam/MurkhaCool. No.
Sandeep Parikh/AshThat's not okay.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMAs you'll turn to say this and you're having this conversation about what is the appropriate word to call a a goblin person, to gesture, to thin air.
Omar Najam/MurkhaOh, gosh. That happens sometimes. I'm sorry, I didn't get to see that.
Sandeep Parikh/AshTo add all of my belongings.
Omar Najam/MurkhaYeah.
Sandeep Parikh/AshI think we should try to go
Omar Najam/Murkhafind this guy. There are two options here. Two possible situations listening. One is he was hit with some sort of natural hacks. That cause him to completely vanish. Usually, those don't affect packages as well. The other is that he has me to break for it.
UnknownYeah.
Sandeep Parikh/AshI think yeah. And I'm gonna run after the guy, so and I'm gonna bolt in a direction that I think that he went.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraAre we prepared in the yeah. Are we within of this, or are they far far away from us sitting in the carriage?
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieLike, have he have he Yeah.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMWell, do you think you stayed in the carriage, or do you think you've
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraI definitely sit in the carriage. I don't want to I don't want to attract the seat.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. So while you're actually sitting in the carriage, but when there opens, the the back of it and kind of makes conversation with you instead. I was like, should I should I maybe go get us a a drink, a snack, you want anything here?
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieNo. We can have it to have.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMDon't you Oh.
Omar Najam/MurkhaGod.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMThe house is hours away. Just
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraOkay. Yeah. Okay. Yes. Okay. Okay. Yes. Yes. Do do. Yes. Can we get some nuts or something?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMNo. I can probably find peanuts or something.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraOh, wonderful. Would you go find this peanuts? Please dialing, please.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMHe looks at you. Kind of really knowing that the offer was more for you than it was for us. His beloved, aren't he?
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieShe wants nuts. She gets nuts. But don't come to me when you get a loose motion from reading street nuts.
UnknownNo.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieDon't come to me when he had to lose motion for any street class.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraThank you so much. And there'll be some water and barge.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMWe have water at home.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraWe don't have water in the garage.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieMother's frozen song. Yeah.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMIt's a very different scene out inside the station compared to the chaos that has broken up inside the station.
UnknownMhmm.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMAs you are looking for your bag frantically, in this in this busy commerce hub, this busy commercial hub, I should say. You realize that all of the porters do have a uniform. Many of them with an official
Sandeep Parikh/Ashsignal would have noticed that the goblin pop what? Sorry. The assistant was not wearing any of the art.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYou keep using this word. Yeah.
Sandeep Parikh/AshI'm not introduced to him as a goblin. Okay.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMAnd keep using this word. And, you know, yeah, you pretty distinctly remember that this goblin was not wearing this uniform and did not have the embroidered on logo of the station.
Sandeep Parikh/AshYeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. I I knew something was kind of up because my tail was punch was going crazy. Every time I handed him a new piece of luggage, but sometimes he's a little paranoid. So I'd Anyway, we
Omar Najam/Murkhagotta go to the bottom of this. I turned to like a food stall. Hi, can I buy that roti?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. As you turn to a food stall, you feel a tug on your coat. People people
Omar Najam/MurkhaWhat is it, Bajaj?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMAnd it points at a nearby, like, little inflated balloon vendor. You see these, like, thin, sort of, like, like, almost like they're made out of gelatin, balloons being conjured by a mage, they then tie them off like these giant, like, sort of stretchy bubbles in different colors, but she points at them and says,
Omar Najam/MurkhaYes.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntiePapa?
Omar Najam/MurkhaYes.
UnknownPapa?
Omar Najam/MurkhaYes.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMPapa.
Omar Najam/MurkhaBrilliant. Wonderful. My son is KinoSmart. Okay. And I Sprint and I purchased three balloons.
Sandeep Parikh/AshMhmm.
Omar Najam/MurkhaAnd I would like to cast my magical tinkering on them. Oh. Because I can have a static visual and I wanna put a visual of the gentleman that took my cousin's luggage. Wow. It
Jasmine Bhullar/GMwill be.
Omar Najam/MurkhaIt's a great lunch up. And while you don't fly around with this balloon and ask people have you seen this person?
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieThat's incredible.
Omar Najam/MurkhaAsh. I want you to run around with this balloon and ask people have you seen this person. Okay? I'm gonna run this back to the carriage. And this club do want you to run around and ask if anyone seen us
Sandeep Parikh/Ashperson. Got it.
Omar Najam/MurkhaWe'll be back here in if we don't see each other in two hours, let's say. Okay. Great. Break.
Sandeep Parikh/AshOkay. Cool. And I'll
Anjali Bhimani/Sitaraher running.
Sandeep Parikh/AshAny sense of time I had was in my luggage, so I don't I just start running around and asking people. Excuse me, have you seen this person?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. Give me a performance check with Advantage since you have a balloon with the individual's image on it.
Sandeep Parikh/AshI will take that thirteen. Have you seen this person?
Omar Najam/MurkhaI am.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraBut performance
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntieand not to perform anything. Yeah. Like, someone trying to understand the culture and just taking one weird wild swing.
UnknownYeah.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieYeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Sandeep Parikh/AshI am so sad he stole my stuff.
Omar Najam/MurkhaThis is like someone going to time square me like this all Spider Man. Yeah. I guess that's what New York is like.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMA very tall slender elf in a simple gourthakbajama turns around and is like, takes you in for a moment. With their eyes sort of like trying to wrap their head around what you were doing and then respond. Now, I have not trying to, like, match your cadence.
UnknownMhmm.
Sandeep Parikh/AshOkay? You have no help to me currently, but you do speak selfish. Right?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMAnd then you notice their voice changes as they respond in Elvish. Yes. I I do.
Sandeep Parikh/AshHow amazing. So do I Oh, from Brisahold.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMOh, that explains the Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraYou know that clothing is not
Jasmine Bhullar/GMas practical over here. It gets kinda hot. Like, you gotta get yourself some Well, like yeah. What what are you here for?
Sandeep Parikh/AshI would love to get some anything, but, yeah, all my money and all my belongings were
Jasmine Bhullar/NoorinNo way.
Sandeep Parikh/AshYeah. There was an assistant who And I thought yet here
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah.
Sandeep Parikh/AshAnd seemed like they knew what they were doing, so I just gave them all my stuff. And now I'm I'm looking for that.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMWhen they they were one of the like, if they were one of the station porters, if you go to the station manager, they would
Sandeep Parikh/AshI'm thinking they they were not.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMOh, you shouldn't give your luggage to someone who's not a port like, a part of the Porter's Guild.
Sandeep Parikh/AshAnd because the half an hour ago, me, is so thankful for that advice. Is
Omar Najam/Murkhathat not is
Jasmine Bhullar/GMthat not in your orientation?
Sandeep Parikh/AshOintation. No. I just my parents, you know, just sent they didn't even Honestly, I don't even know I'm here. So I didn't really get I just kind of left home.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMWhat? Yeah. That's crazy.
Sandeep Parikh/AshHappy to get into that, like, later. So, guys, do you have any, like, tips? Like, is there any way I could figure out how to get my stuff back?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. I think I think we would probably figure it out. Okay. Yeah. And you're saying, he looks like this balloon.
Sandeep Parikh/AshHe looks like, oh, sorry. The balloons. Yeah. He looks like that. Wow.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMOkay. So he's a porter with a mustache. Mhmm. Okay. And greenish complexion. Okay. I mean, that's a that's a start. We could we could go to the local authorities. There's also, like, a tourists, like, killed. They might be able to help you.
Sandeep Parikh/AshHe's, like, he's, like, close, you know, because, like, couldn't have gotten fired.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMHe just laid off. You don't think he got fired?
Sandeep Parikh/AshAnd you're, like, you're really tall. Maybe I'm pretty tall.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. Do you want me to, like, take a look? Yeah. Okay. He takes a look.
Sandeep Parikh/AshWas at eighteen.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieOh, pretty good
Jasmine Bhullar/GMluck. Yeah. Pretty high in the guy. He, like, looks around I was narrowing for a moment, towering above the crowd. And then it's like, isn't that him right there? And he points out a small goblin
Sandeep Parikh/AshMhmm.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMWith several bags stacked up on top of his head.
UnknownI mean
Jasmine Bhullar/GMOne on each hand.
Sandeep Parikh/AshYeah. So I just I just thank you and run off to the the job one and try to confront him. You
Jasmine Bhullar/GMmentioned Mark. People. Shore. People. Shore. Shore. Shore. Shore. Shore. Shore. Sure. Sure.
Omar Najam/MurkhaCan I turn to see what Butch is pointing at?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMAnd you see you see small pumes of smoke coming out of I don't know why you gave Butch hour but coming out of some orifice as the gears were as the gears were and he is bobbling a little bit unsteadily through the air towards one of the exits. One of the many I guess, arches in this marble wall that forms the entrance of the station.
Omar Najam/MurkhaOkay. Good job, budcha. I'm gonna get back up. And I'll continue running over to the wagon.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMMhmm. As you mhmm.
Sandeep Parikh/AshYeah. Just wanna cast a spell. What do you wanna cast? I want I think how far away am I from that the goblin that was pointed at?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYou're about, like, ninety feet.
Sandeep Parikh/AshIs there a lot of people around him?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMThere is. You're in a pretty you're on a pretty crowded, like, platform. Like, there's boats kind of coming into the harbor arrest hanging, like, sort of, like, deep in the water, heavy with burdens of all kinds of materials coming and going.
Sandeep Parikh/AshAlmost what I wanted to do. I don't know if I can. Mhmm. If you can help me is, like, cast something healing to him.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMTo, like, heal him?
Jasmine Bhullar/NoorinYeah. To heal his sin.
Sandeep Parikh/AshYeah. Well, I'm not
Anjali Bhimani/Sitaraa sin. I got it.
Sandeep Parikh/AshBut just let me yeah.
UnknownBecause I
Omar Najam/Murkhadon't wanna think about temple. Yeah.
Sandeep Parikh/AshI just wanna slow him down in some capacity. And and if it gives him some HP fine.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMI mean, you can certainly heal him. I don't think it would slow him down, but it might catch his attention.
Sandeep Parikh/AshThat's what I mean.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraWell, it's
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntiegonna heal his anxiety about running away.
UnknownOh, wow.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieSo then he has less adrenaline, so he's, like, running back come here at one.
Sandeep Parikh/AshYeah. Like I said, we give them the hittish rooms kind of things. Thanks. It's sort of
Omar Najam/Murkhait's sort of been
Anjali Bhimani/Sitaraa joyful place. Mhmm. Mhmm.
Omar Najam/MurkhaJust hit it when there's a lot of spells.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieYes.
Omar Najam/MurkhaA little sleepy. You will get in sleep. It'll affect us a little bit.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMI would say that, like, you might be able to cast guidance on him, but you would have to make it up to him, give me an athletics check.
Sandeep Parikh/AshOkay. What about an acrobatics check? How are you?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMHow are you moving through the craft?
Sandeep Parikh/AshI'm just thinking if there's anything hanging, you can jump, and use
Anjali Bhimani/Sitaramy gosh.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. Yeah. Go ahead and give me
Sandeep Parikh/Ashan accent.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieI'm very very, like, the monkeys are in Tracations anymore. Come on.
Omar Najam/MurkhaWell, indeed. Too
Sandeep Parikh/Ashhigh. Eighteen.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. There are signs kind of fast into the vaulted painted ceiling of this giant structure.
UnknownYeah.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMKind of informing you where to go, where the different platforms are, and you are able to definitely reach up to one with a hand and swing from it grabbing another one with your tail booj. Until eventually, you do see
Unknownthe
Jasmine Bhullar/GMgauntlet down below you. You're able to land. Go ahead and give me another acrobatics check to see how gracefully you land. Okay.
Sandeep Parikh/AshHow about a net twenty? Whoa. Yeah. First net twenty
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraI think I think I was who. Right? No. You vote
Unknownagainst me.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieYou vote
Omar Najam/Murkhaagainst me. You vote against me.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieYou vote me.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. Which is Someone You don't ever I didn't
Sandeep Parikh/Asheven run for me. Didn't you? Somebody went for me.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraI did because you were
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntiethe only one no one said
Anjali Bhimani/Sitarawould get a twenty in
Jasmine Bhullar/GMa way. No way. Get in
Omar Najam/Murkhaa way I will.
Sandeep Parikh/AshYou pity voted for me and you won. Yeah.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieI wasn't part of this pool. I think you're not allowed to
Anjali Bhimani/Sitarabe. Yeah.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. Because
Anjali Bhimani/Sitarathen, yeah, too much against
Unknownthe game.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraToo much power. With way power comes greatest Yeah.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMI would probably No. No.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraThat too.
UnknownSo I
Sandeep Parikh/Ashhave a twenty five. Okay. Mike.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYou not only avoid the fall damage, you would have taken from the site because you weren't so gracefully, but you actually land on top of the porter.
Sandeep Parikh/AshOkay. Great. So I assume that stops him. I don't even have to cast a spell then.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMNo. No. Okay. Great. All of the luggage stacked on his head kind of goes tumbling one over the other onto the ground. The bags fly out of his hands a little bit.
Sandeep Parikh/AshAnd are they my bags in my luggage? Yes. Oh, oh, cool.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYou're getting the wrong person. That's what I'm trying to figure out. Yeah. As you like Atlanta who oh. Hey, so sorry.
Sandeep Parikh/AshBut I think you stole all our stuff, so I had to land on top of you.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMNo. You got it. Was bringing it for you.
Sandeep Parikh/AshBringing it where
Jasmine Bhullar/GMto the outside.
Sandeep Parikh/AshTo the outside. Yeah. But I don't want it outside. I want it with me and my friends.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMThan what I carry for you.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieYeah. Okay. I I'm taking inside checks. This is too realistic for character.
Omar Najam/MurkhaThis is the hardest MPC I've ever dealt with in DND.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraYeah. It's
Sandeep Parikh/Ashlike he's
Anjali Bhimani/Sitarahe's enough to choice. Yeah. But I like the day ACVOTION.
Sandeep Parikh/AshASH is so easily like trusting Yeah. Even when he's totally has all the evidence
Jasmine Bhullar/GMis not
Sandeep Parikh/Ashto show them this person who's feeling from. He, like, really wants to believe him no matter what. Yeah. But my tail is going nuts and, like, kinda trying to smack me in the back of
Unknownthat head.
Sandeep Parikh/AshYeah. So yeah. Okay. I'll have to investigate further with twelve insight.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMHe seems to be telling the truth.
Sandeep Parikh/AshOkay. I think he's he's telling the truth. I'm not hearing for you. That's great. When you carry it to a place that we want it to go,
Jasmine Bhullar/GMMhmm. You're gonna leave. I'm caring for you.
Sandeep Parikh/AshYes. But leave. I need to know I don't know where I'm going yet. You see? I need my my friend, Marka,
Jasmine Bhullar/GMthat one. Oh, yes. And do you see a Merka party through the crowd? Merka, hey,
Omar Najam/MurkhaI got I got them. I'm getting back up. Thank you. We don't even back up here. Butches on the way to help. Yeah.
Sandeep Parikh/AshOkay. I don't think we need him. And he's gone out right now. Alright. Well, my tail is not in for this. So I feel like my tail leaches out and grabs the goblin, like, wants to hold him
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieMhmm.
Sandeep Parikh/AshUntil, you know, help arrives.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMMhmm. You're gonna help me?
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieCheap. Absolutely. I love this.
Sandeep Parikh/AshRight. Yeah. I I I will help you carry my stuff.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMAs your tail like wraps around a shoulder, a little bit. And he puts a bag in the tails. He puts a bag in the tails. Incredible. Mhmm.
Sandeep Parikh/AshOkay. So, I guess, why don't you carry the stuff and walk ahead of me? At a pace at which that I could keep eyes on you.
Jasmine Bhullar/NoorinThere you walk slow.
Sandeep Parikh/AshI walk almost Yeah. I get your luck. Comparison to you. Yes. I'm not sure. Okay. You look like a waste bin. I'm trying to compliment. Is that that the right word?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMI heard foreigners are racist, but I didn't I
Sandeep Parikh/Ashdidn't embrace. No. No. No. No. I don't know all the words I meant like, you know, those really pretty things that grow in the pond on a lily pad. You look like that.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMMy little, like, garbage on a pond. It look like pond garbage. Hell yeah. You're telling me a little, like, something.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraMark, incredible.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYou can't even walk in the station without getting locked because you're telling me I'm waste bin. You can't even walk through station.
Sandeep Parikh/AshWhere I'm from, my guy, away spin is very useful, and I meant it as a compliment. I used the wrong word. Mhmm.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMFrom now on, you call me bunty uncle? That's it. Not waste bin. Not anything else.
Sandeep Parikh/AshOkay. Bunty uncle. Banty uncle. Okay. Bam.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieBahdiadah. Bahdiadah. Bahdiadah, I accept.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMAnd this time, he actually leads you through the station like a lot like at a slower pace, kind of treating you the way one would like a child. He points things out to you.
Sandeep Parikh/AshOh, that's beautiful. Like a waste bin. Oh, no. Sorry. Another word.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMSelf too.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieThis is the most realistic character. I won't receive it. I feel like I put this person outside the Chenay Airport. Every single time I go to India, where you're like, what are you doing? And like, it's okay.
Sandeep Parikh/AshNo deal.
UnknownWhat do
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntieyou mean it's okay?
Omar Najam/MurkhaAnd we are playing my least favorite relative. So Yeah.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMCome come home. Where did your where did your friend go?
Sandeep Parikh/AshHe said he was getting butt eyed.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMHe sent a meet here, so it's forty.
Sandeep Parikh/AshForty one. Forty. Forty. Forty. But you're my uncle. Oh, yeah.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMMake a persuade and check.
Omar Najam/MurkhaOh, boy.
Jasmine Bhullar/NoorinHe told you.
Sandeep Parikh/AshC'mon six.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMForty. Okay. Standing at the archway of the station, you now see someone of the description of of Barca's cousin standing and arguing with a porter.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraOh, god. This poor guy. I Andy, I think we need to go ahead and have been
Jasmine Bhullar/Noorinmy god. First, he's late. No. I have to die.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraI don't no point. I I've I've just hop out of the of the carriage. I pull my and then put it over my head a little bit to just block my face a little bit. I'm not much more to say is,
Jasmine Bhullar/GMI don't want to create this In
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntiecar leases?
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraYes. I'm in car details. And so then I I I just come on. Come on.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieDoes, you know, the On top of the line.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieAnd she casually pets an animal and passes by. Yeah. Holding up her sorry.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraDaling now, you have I'm are you a worker's cousin?
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieYes. Oh my god. You're so unbelievably late.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraWait a minute. What's your name?
Sandeep Parikh/AshOh, my name is Ashwa Parma. But you told me Listen
Anjali Bhimani/Sitarato his beautiful accent. Oh. Oh, my goodness. I see something else.
Sandeep Parikh/AshThe blush shitting. I've, like, honestly, never I I'm a country bumpkin, so I've never seen a film star in my life. So I only I'm just tripping over. I don't words, waste bin?
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraOh. Oh, listen. The language is so hard for them. This is going to be delightful. You. How much? Forty. Just ten. Go down. And I can't get the
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntienotes. So
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. Give Yeah. Give me a first wing check. Yeah. This is You're bartering. Sixteen. This is the most decision.
UnknownYeah. I'm a
Jasmine Bhullar/GMcyberpunk that ended the evening. Sixteen.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieYeah. Ish, you should have said five.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMHe takes the ten, unceremoniously drops the luggage as he does so. Three of you give me a perception check. Perception?
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieTwenty five. Or
Jasmine Bhullar/GMtwenty five is the highest. Yeah. You see it. Almost like it's floating on the wind. You're not sure if it flew out of its pocket, If it came off of one of the pieces of luggage, you're not sure what it is, but you see something small, something black, catch your eye. It flutters a little bit on the wind, kind of rotating as it's moving along.
Sandeep Parikh/AshMhmm.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMNo. It is. Shut up.
Omar Najam/MurkhaA business card.
UnknownA
Sandeep Parikh/Ashjob. Yeah. My tail whips out and snatches it under the air. Mhmm. Wow. Wow. Is this some kind of calling card of some sort?
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieLet me see.
Sandeep Parikh/AshLike a like when you go to a vendor and you buy the same thing a day after day and then if you buy four of them, then they give you the fifth one, three, one of those cards.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraWhat did they do that? Let me see. Yeah. Sounds like some sort of business girl with no name.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieSure. Sure, Andy. She looks like for so long, is it? I don't know.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraActually, give me give me.
Sandeep Parikh/AshLike, everyone's like, she's on to say.
Omar Najam/MurkhaYeah. She's on it.
UnknownShe does.
Sandeep Parikh/AshShe doesn't know. I don't
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntieknow. Okay. What did you say?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMGive me an Arkana or religion check your choice.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieOkay. Arkana have plus three religion and
Jasmine Bhullar/GMplus ones. We'll do a Kana. If
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntieseven. And
Jasmine Bhullar/GMOr Yeah. Yeah. You don't know.
Sandeep Parikh/AshShe doesn't know.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMI don't know. Wait.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieTake it again. After you I don't know.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMGo ahead and give me another contract since you inspected it as well. Mhmm. Or or a religion, whichever one is. Yes. Seventeen. Seventeen. The sickles on it look vaguely familiar to you. You wonder to yourself that if you were to hold it for a moment, and maybe show a sign of respect or make a request, but maybe something would happen. Oh,
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraLet let let my seat again. Oh, that was it's my tail. It's my tail. It's the gestures. So beautiful.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieVery thin.
Sandeep Parikh/AshIs that a compliment? I'm just
Unknowngoing to
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraI'm just going to take it and put it in my hand and just
Jasmine Bhullar/GMdo this.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieCan we do that?
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraIt blows my eyes.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMAs you do, you attune to this item. Cool. And you are whisked away.
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Omar Najam/MurkhaYou That's amazing. Oh my gosh. Where was my casting call for that?
UnknownIt's so pretty.
Omar Najam/MurkhaThe book is amazing.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraWow. Thanks for the good people at Jerington Press. The complete Mandela Obscura compendium is now available. That is two hundred four pages of knowledge containing the rules, the creatures, the adventures, and the guide to this setting. Amazing.
Sandeep Parikh/AshSo pretty.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMThrough time and space, everything seems to stop and you are enveloped in a warmth. Steam fills your vision. You can feel the warmth and the humidity around you, not hot enough to burn you, but just enough to make you feel cozy. Maybe a little uncomfortably cozy. And as the steam clears, Anjali. No. No. No.
Sandeep Parikh/AshNo. Who have you
Jasmine Bhullar/GMjoined me in the tea kettle? You are in a heavily curtains space. The walls are draped with thick valvets and brocade that seemed completely muffled the outside world.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieMy daughter was getting up by this guy. My daughter was getting up
Unknownby this guy. My daughter
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntiewas getting up by this guy.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYou cannot discern the shape of the vessel that you are in. And indeed, there are lanterns hanging from a fabric colored ceiling. At one point, this may have been a tea shop, but now it's more of a tea lounge as the counter has a thick film of dust on it, as though it has not been used in a very long time.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraHey. But just be quiet. You're too loud. For damage. I've tried to have a got the patient in a different dimension here. Jesus.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMAnjali can't hear herself. Okay. There's a thick film of dust on the counter as business hasn't been conducted here in a long time. There are numerous vessels sort of piled up high on the shelves and tending bar somewhat is an entity. An entity that you may have heard of with how high your role was, but not in a very long time. Truly, you thought maybe she was a thing of myth or legend. She stands here. Her skin is sort of deep purple color her hair flowing out with a bun on top and her eyes. Her eyes are what really gets you. They're lavender, but they bubble like like a pot of tea about to come to a boil. She comes to you with two cups of tea They smell nutty and spicy. And in fact, you get a little whiff of cashew as you inhale. Welcome.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraSorry. Bottoms up. Oh, wait. Oh, that's good. I try so about this. I wasn't here. Now I'm here. Could you
Jasmine Bhullar/GMOh, you asked for a boom.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraI did ask for a boom. You're right. I did ask for a boone. The thingies,
Jasmine Bhullar/Noorinare you in distress?
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraIt's not good for a moment. I I've In general, well, Part of me is, is it possible to say, find out what kinds of boons you best do and then I can see that for later. Yes. You know, like like if I were to put this chai in a travel cup and carry it away with just a little bit of metal on the top, you know, like metal and then, Of course, you know. I'm sorry. You're a very intelligent being. The thing is, yes, I'm impersonal distress, but nobody knows it tonight, draw the wait to see if I needed more later.
Jasmine Bhullar/NoorinTechnically, these are expired. Oh.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMI don't really metal in the affairs of your realm anymore.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraI see.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYou do have the card. It would be strange not to honor it. But I guess you have to know what you're getting into.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraOh, yes.
Jasmine Bhullar/NoorinOkay. So then
Jasmine Bhullar/GMmaybe a sample. Oh.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraBefore, I've I've been so rude. I'm sick that. Perhaps you've heard of me. I have now. Okay. It must not be a film time.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMI don't think they were around when I was so active.
Jasmine Bhullar/NoorinI'm aware of the concept.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMBut the films I watch are a little bit more rooted in reality. Oh.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraThat sounds awful. I'm so sorry. Oh, it's rather entertaining.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMAnd as she speaks to you, her hair kind of like comes alive. The navy curls and coils kind of naturally refilling your tea cup. Adding sugar stirring for you as the different tendrils kind of come out and start to whisk away dishes, unneeded. And put out a tray of snacks for
Anjali Bhimani/Sitarayou. This is this is incredible. My auntie would love to have you over.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMMake a persuasion check.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraTwenty. She's the sweetest, honestly.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMI should very much like to meet her. I could come with me. Maybe I can accept two clients this time. Oh, you mean
Anjali Bhimani/Sitarayou mean you would bring her here. She said she doesn't travel well. She has some earks in her back and her knees and she's a little bit slow. So maybe we could go to her.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMNormally, oh, coming here exacts the cost. Uh-oh. Normally, I would have to mark your card. But We agreed in light of recent events. I can forgo this cost, and I can help you.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraCould you?
Jasmine Bhullar/NoorinOh, yes. Yes. Sadara, it's time we talk about your parents.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraWhat about my parents? They would they're no longer with us. I I miss women.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMNo. I guess they're not with you, but they're alive.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraNo. They died in a they died in a terrible accident.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMIs that what they told you?
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraThat's what everyone that. Oh, decent.
Jasmine Bhullar/NoorinWell, that's a cruel lie to tell someone.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMWhat are they? In a place you can't get to them. Why? They're sealed away. But, Zandalari, I think deep down, You always knew that. You're different. You have one foot in two worlds. And you feel like you belong in ether, but you belong in both.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraSo I I gotta get to them.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMRight now, you can't. But maybe if we continue to work together, I can fix this problem for you.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraI would love that. Ever since they've been gone when life has been awful. No one knows. I keep up the appearances as as I'm supposed to and I wave and I sing and I dance and I married the whole thing. It wasn't supposed to be this week.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYour husband, he distresses you?
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraNot not exactly. It's a very powerful man. You know, he has so many connections and
Jasmine Bhullar/Noorinhis power means nothing to me.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraAll his power means something to me. You know, or maybe you don't. I'm I'm not the youngest girl in the film industry yet.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYou're not the youngest.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraNo. But sometimes you need a little help in your career to to keep things going and forgive us kind and took care of me when my heart was broken for my parents. He I don't know if he loves me. But it takes care of me when he's allowed. May I speak freely?
Sandeep Parikh/AshOf course.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMI think you can take care of yourself and what you need someone who loves you.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieI'm gonna make
Jasmine Bhullar/Noorina deal with you, Sitara. Okay. Because I feel like you need my help and I rather like you.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraI'm listening.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMRoll another d twenty. Oh,
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraIt was so good the first time. That's an eight. Mhmm.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMHey. Interesting. Well,
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraI'll tell you
Jasmine Bhullar/GMwhat. You do something for me. And Maybe along the lines, I can help you with your Rocky platform.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraNo. Sorry. I shouldn't ask so much. I know. I know. I know. What would you like me to do for you?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMI want you to look into something for me.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraLook into what?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMThe people of this region, they used to they used to celebrate me in a way and ask for good harvest.
Jasmine Bhullar/NoorinThey've fallen on hard times.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYes. I think maybe you could use your fame and your influence. To find a way to help them,
Anjali Bhimani/Sitarato help them to you, or to help them, help them.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMHelp them in general. Well, of course,
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraI could do that.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMDo you like helping people? Are you a good person or a
Anjali Bhimani/Sitarabad one? Well, that's a strange question.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMI you see, I've been trying to figure out if people are good or bad. Mhmm.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraPeople in general have been
Jasmine Bhullar/GMtrying to weigh it. On one side, you have
Jasmine Bhullar/Noorinpeople that are rocky. Rocks are very heavy.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMThey sometimes bring the scales a little down.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraI think. That no one isn't entirely bad. Even people with bad intentions end up doing good things by mistakes sometimes, which could probably lift up a little bit of flocking. And those should do good things. Well, they do them out of the kindness of their heart. They do them for no other reason than but to take care of others, and I think that should outweigh any bad than anyone does. That's what I think, and that's how I live my life.
Jasmine Bhullar/NoorinYou've amused me today, Sadara.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMI hope to see you again.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraI hope to see you too. May I ask young's name?
Jasmine Bhullar/NoorinSometimes I forget, it's been a long time, but
Jasmine Bhullar/GMthat's right. They used to call me Nourdin.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraNow, that's a beautiful name.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMSo is Sadara. And she evaporates falling down into plumes of thick steam. And as the steam clears, You find yourself back in the world of the living with your card unpunch.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraOh my goodness.
UnknownOh my god.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieOh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
UnknownOh my god.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraThe founder. This is amazing. Let do auntie hairs in her head. Where the hell am I balance?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMDon't bike. She looks at Sipara with
Jasmine Bhullar/Noorina look like we know where they are.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraThey they're dead and out loud, she says, don't even try it. They're having her. What's going on? Tell me.
Jasmine Bhullar/NoorinWere there boys up there?
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraCan I can I roll Can I be working our boys?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMNice dry on me.
Sandeep Parikh/AshYou're telling me the truth.
UnknownYou're the
Omar Najam/Murkhaone with the boy.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraNot exactly what happened.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMOh, also, I I came back to the
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntieold guy, like, because
Jasmine Bhullar/GMof the Nat twenty. Uh-huh. Sethara gains inspiration.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraOh my god. That's all I tore. Until
Jasmine Bhullar/GMuntil the sands in the glass run out. You gain a plus one bonus to all of your roles.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraOkay. Now you all. Mhmm. Thank you, guys. I do think it's us. That fast. Dream. Bravo, everyone. I wanna do some kind of an insight check to see if that that was real to deal. Like, do I feel changed? Can I I don't know? There's there's something Yeah.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMDefinitely make a Megan Arconicic.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraThirteen. Plus. Plus what? Forty.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMMhmm. Fourteen. You feel like it was real and in fact as you look back into your hand, you see the unpunched card. The unstamped card, I should say. What happened in
Sandeep Parikh/AshWhere were you?
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraI just turned around, show to come. And I walk towards the carriage, and I'm a little bit in the days. And normally, you see, she's bright, her face is lifted, she's carrying herself with grace and ease. And somehow, now, it's not just that she looks a little bit like laser focused even though she's not paying attention to anything around her, but it seems like all of her features have hardened a little bit. She's a little bit more angular. I seem a little darker. Everything about her just seems a little more pointed.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieI think Ladeau Anki IS VERY SENSITIVE TO BASICALLY SITAR IS LIKE A DAUGHTER TO HER TO ANY, LIKE IN A IN A VERY ONTY WAY, BUT ALSO NOT BE SAD, you know, I hate seeing
Jasmine Bhullar/GMyou sad kind of way. Don't have emotions.
UnknownAnd I
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntiedon't have any emotional ways. She's very concerned, and I think she ambles after her.
Sandeep Parikh/AshYeah. So I just collect this stuff as best I can and try to follow. But
Jasmine Bhullar/GMattempts to help you and says
Sandeep Parikh/AshLike, not even thirty. What? Okay. What?
Omar Najam/MurkhaRight.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMEventually, you get it close enough. That buttresses, greeting acknowledged.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieOh, yes.
Sandeep Parikh/AshIt's like a huge
Omar Najam/Murkhavictory. BAPA. I hear that from a wild way because I was racing over to the character with the balloon. And I did get stopped on my tracks because I saw the gentleman again with the carriage from before.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraMhmm.
Omar Najam/MurkhaI really I have to go. I am searching for this possible criminal, but how much for this carriage?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMMake a persuasion check.
UnknownOkay.
Omar Najam/MurkhaSixteen.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMI suppose eight hundred.
Omar Najam/MurkhaOh, yeah. That's a steal. Here you go. And how much money?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYou give him eight hundred gold?
Omar Najam/MurkhaYeah.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMHe takes it a little dazed and gives you and gives you the rickatiest carriage you've possibly ever seen full of all types of contraptions in the back.
Omar Najam/MurkhaAm I a days trip away from home.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYou're about half a day's trip.
Omar Najam/MurkhaHalf a day is perfect. Mhmm. Okay. In that case, what I'm gonna do is really quickly, I am going to cast an Eldridge Cannon that can sort of like essentially think on its own. Mhmm. And I'm going to and so it's like a cannon. Yeah. You gotta quickly build it. It's got it's on AC. It's got it on HP. Mhmm. I whisper. Okay. I need you to drive this thing to my house and keep it there. There you go. And the cannon will then I'll put the cannon in the front seat in the cannon. We'll drive the wack it off. A
Anjali Bhimani/Sitaracat like a bull cannon?
Sandeep Parikh/AshYeah. That's sentient.
Omar Najam/MurkhaIt's like a flamethrower that can, like, walk and and and follow orders. And this is the order.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYou see these spider legs. Unfold, and then the cannon begins to scuttle carrying along this rickety cart behind
Omar Najam/MurkhaPerfect. Okay, great. Now I get to go back to the main mission, and I run over to the three of you. Okay, have you two seen this person?
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraI already am on my way with, like, walking to the carriage where I think it's going to be in, I assume, like,
Jasmine Bhullar/GMthe cart, like, boom. There's cart.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraYeah. Yeah.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah.
Omar Najam/MurkhaHave you seen it?
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieIt's already happened.
Sandeep Parikh/AshYeah. We're we're we're talking to Tara. We got to Tara. What's back? What?
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieBack from what? She went into this guy and now she's back move.
Sandeep Parikh/AshPushes you, yes, a little hold
Omar Najam/Murkhaon. Wait. What?
UnknownIt's
Sandeep Parikh/Ashshe didn't fly. She disappeared. She was holding a card, and it's a long story, but We could fill you in probably on the on the way back.
Omar Najam/MurkhaYeah. Okay. Let's let's I I get into the wagon. No. I mean, hug butcha. Butcha is, like, the cobble together Pendoquio to my Chapetto.
UnknownYeah.
Omar Najam/MurkhaAnd so I will like, a bunch of will get a prime seat by a window. You
Jasmine Bhullar/GMknow, I will, like, lose somebody.
UnknownThere you go.
Omar Najam/MurkhaThere you go. There you go.
UnknownThere you go.
Sandeep Parikh/AshCarriage six. So I like to sit by, okay, fuck. Never mind. No.
Omar Najam/MurkhaHe likes the views.
Sandeep Parikh/AshYep. Great.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraHe likes all likes the views.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMAs you said, Batcha liked interviews. You noticed, like, Batcha staring ahead.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieRight now, I'm not hearing a witness.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraI was the first one in the card.
UnknownI'm I'm off
Anjali Bhimani/Sitaraup against the window and just looking out the window, like, just not paying attention there.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMArty, Arty, Arty,
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraArty. INOUGH DONE, HANKY,
Jasmine Bhullar/GMEMOTIONS REGISTERED, SAD, stopped. Stop.
Jasmine Bhullar/NoorinThe robot is right. Why are you?
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieIt's so okay. It's
Anjali Bhimani/Sitaranot going
Jasmine Bhullar/GMBut it's
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntieit's It's a new robot.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraIt's a cute moving ever. It's a really cute robot. It's hard to be upset around that robot, actually.
Omar Najam/MurkhaYeah. I give much a little abacus to play with.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. You see what you're doing. Advance, mad madam.
Omar Najam/MurkhaYeah. You were.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraSo what I would like to do is I'm going to say again in your head. I'll ask you one more time, where are my parents? And as I say that, I'm going to pass the deck thoughts on how do you want
Sandeep Parikh/Ashto. In the meantime, I'm going It's really great to meet you guys.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMAs you say this, swinging in through the back door of the carriage, you see a dwarf and he says, Oh, he made it. Welcome. I brought nuts.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieWell, I think the time for nuts has passed.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMMonty. I'm I'm your nephew and you treat me like a like a air and the boy sometimes.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraSort of a nut Give me the nuts and go. Please?
Omar Najam/MurkhaYeah. Good job, Bill Wonder, and I'll hand a little bit of cash.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieAnd I good thank you. You learn the floor.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. Give give me a persuasion with advantage to see if you can you can prevent the wind there from like leaving you all here.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieOkay. So that was an eleven.
Jasmine Bhullar/NoorinIt was around
Jasmine Bhullar/GMsixteen. Yeah. He pushes the cash out of the ways, you like kiss his face and console him.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieNo being sad. Being sad is bad.
Omar Najam/MurkhaOh, you're detecting God. Is this awesome awesome oceanmagazine
Unknowncomes with
Anjali Bhimani/Sitarait? Yeah.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMHe hands you a small covered clay pot of lessee as well as nuts. And he goes to tend to the animals and kind of leaning down in the window towards you, Ashley says welcome.
Sandeep Parikh/AshThank you.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMWe are in Cervani. Cervani is not that there's a rivalry, but so probably it's not quite as nice as lock fun. That's where we're going.
Sandeep Parikh/AshWe're going to lock fun.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. I have I have a farm there and Merqa lives in Diwani.
Sandeep Parikh/AshCan you tell me more about the the relations of everybody?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMLe Duwani, I've known her since I was a little boy.
Sandeep Parikh/AshOkay.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMIn fact. And Merka, I threw I threw a gallon of cow urine on him when I was a small boy too.
Sandeep Parikh/AshCow urine. Oh, okay. Yes, ma'am.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMI understand that. He was trying to milk a bowl.
Sandeep Parikh/AshAnd start to milk a bowl and you threw urine on him.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMWell, if you try to milk a bowl, like, clearly, there's some kind of pervert and
Sandeep Parikh/Ashwhy was he milking a bowl?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMBecause he's Merka.
Omar Najam/MurkhaThat is a mischaracterization. I didn't listen to the entire conversation.
UnknownHe did
Omar Najam/Murkhanot say a single thing.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraYeah. I'm I'm still waiting on going deep in on
Sandeep Parikh/Ashyour thoughts.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. Go ahead and roll. You first learned the surface level thoughts. Of Lord Duarte Mhmm. Which are. Don't be sad. I
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntieyour parents are dead as far as I understand.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraOkay. I'm gonna go deeper.
Sandeep Parikh/AshFurther, yeah.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMI think they make a wisdom safe?
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraYeah. Wisdom safe fourteen. Eleven.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMI haven't. Failed. Sithara, you begin to delve into Yaronis mind. You find lots of things that are bothering her. What do you think would be bothering her at the most right now?
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieShe is feeling some sort of dissatisfaction in her life, a little bit of an aimlessness, SHE DOES THE SAME THING DAY AND DAY OUT IN HER LEDUE SHOPS. I THINK THAT'S HER OVERALL STRESSOR. THE MOST ACUT STRESSOR IS WHERE YOU JUST WENT. Why you are frazzled, why you seem to be upset with her. That's like a nightmare to her, I think.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraAnd nothing about my balance.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMSethara, give me a investigation check.
Omar Najam/MurkhaNope. That's one.
Sandeep Parikh/AshYou will now
Jasmine Bhullar/GMhave Let's six. Six. Yeah. Something seems off. You're not able to put your finger on what, but something seems off. You don't think that your aunties lying to you. But you have delved into the minds of others and read their thoughts before. And there's just something off about it. Mhmm. Almost like it's a deja vu.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraI'm just gonna stay out the window and turn my head away from her and stay out the window again and petting Jotu who crawls in my lap. Boander
Jasmine Bhullar/GMIt's like noticing that Mark has been listening to him. It's like you were trying to milk a bowl.
Omar Najam/MurkhaI was interested in partaking in the local culture and ingoing that self. Well, I didn't know. I I I I I I personally don't know the difference between a bowl
Sandeep Parikh/Ashand a cup. I just thought it had one big udder.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieMadhu Antti is gusted by this conversation.
Omar Najam/MurkhaHold on. I I I was approaching a bovine esque creature.
Sandeep Parikh/AshYeah.
Omar Najam/MurkhaI know. I didn't get close enough to it. And then suddenly out of nowhere, tidal wave of liquid hits me from this onerous child. As a resident.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieDon't call him owner.
Omar Najam/MurkhaOh, fine.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMIt's it.
Sandeep Parikh/AshLoan, onerous,
Omar Najam/Murkhabut protracted, this pissy little child.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieExcuse me. This good
Sandeep Parikh/Ashchild. New choice.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraNew choices. Vivint. Vivint. Vivint. Vivint.
Sandeep Parikh/AshVivint. Vivint.
Omar Najam/MurkhaThat had doused me in in in in justice.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMI love them as happens or such. This actually this audience has happened in the episode. It's zero. It it actually happened.
Omar Najam/MurkhaAnd when I went to your house, La Doondi, The first thing you said to me was no, thank you. I'm not interested.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieI probably wasn't. What do you mean? Anyhow, that's what happened.
Sandeep Parikh/AshAnd that's how you guys all got to know each other.
Omar Najam/MurkhaFor the most part. Yeah.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieYeah. We all have friends.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. It
Omar Najam/Murkhawon't spend a couple years.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. Water under the bridge. Do you have those where you're from?
Sandeep Parikh/AshYeah. Buckets of piss under the bridge, I guess. I I
Jasmine Bhullar/GMmean, if that's what you do over there,
Sandeep Parikh/Ashyou know, bridges. Yeah. Yeah. We've got bridges.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMOr I heard the situation was pretty bad with though. I mean, it's seasonal.
Sandeep Parikh/AshIt's a tough it's a tough place to live, Rochelle. But that's why my parents settled there. We're we're we're heal we're healers. We're part of a program, healers without borders. And we
Jasmine Bhullar/GMI thought it was clearer to that country's.
Sandeep Parikh/AshYeah. Okay. Listen. Potato tomato. Right?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMThat's not
Sandeep Parikh/Ashhow you say. That's how the phrase
Jasmine Bhullar/GMgoes well, welcome.
Sandeep Parikh/AshThank you.
Omar Najam/MurkhaSarah, why are you so quiet? What happened?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMAnd Right.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieAdi likes She has kind of bit of nosey nice.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraShe hasn't turned away. And she hasn't turned back until now, and you just see her take a deep breath and Nothing nothing. Everything's fine. And the face is back to normal and the hair is a little bit more glistening. The face is almost glowing. Like, radiating. Like, she's just had a facial.
Sandeep Parikh/AshShe's That's hard and and pointed.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraExactly what exactly what she looks like. Yeah. Well played.
Omar Najam/MurkhaWe don't say that loud.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraThat's right. Nothing darling. Should we go and take our new visitors and well, lovely.
Omar Najam/MurkhaYeah. Absolutely. So that you both are making such a big deal about this. Using is perfectly fine.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieShe's very happy now. Good.
Omar Najam/MurkhaGood. Good. What what's that song? You all was saying? Being sad is bad.
Jasmine Bhullar/NoorinMeans. That is bad. That's means. That is bad.
Omar Najam/MurkhaThank you.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMThe song carries on the wind, man.
Omar Najam/MurkhaWhatever you get folks from this part of the world singing, will you really just
Sandeep Parikh/Ashtake go
Omar Najam/Murkhaup and
Unknownyou know
Sandeep Parikh/AshWonderful. I have to sing. It's it's so great.
Omar Najam/MurkhaYeah. This was a really big song back in the day actually.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMOh, yeah. Those were the
Sandeep Parikh/Ashdays that was music, was music from one of your acting shows,
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraOh, no. That was definitely not from one of my pictures.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieHave you seen her picture? She's very good in
Sandeep Parikh/Ashthe no. We don't get those where I'm from.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraOh, darling. That's so sad.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMAnd indeed, the technology for films is something that's very unique to Veyer. You see the Haryans have figured out how to take the encode thought spell, transcribe it into a crystal, and then project this onto large crystal screens. They're present throughout the country, and the director kind of just directs with his mind.
Sandeep Parikh/AshThis is one of those things I'm so excited to experience here in the heart. I've heard so much about it. I mean, and so to see it first hand would be amazing.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraOh, well done. When my rocky comes back, we both take you to some of my films. We'll take you out to dinner. That will be perfect.
Sandeep Parikh/AshYou're rocky. You're for rocky. Or my husband.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieRocky, whatever. Do whatever.
Omar Najam/MurkhaYeah. Love doing, Anchi doesn't like Rocky. I say out loud.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMWell, when you Well, keep the house The
Anjali Bhimani/Sitaraindoor part was set
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntieout loud. You shouldn't have done that.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMFrom where he's sitting. When they're, like, nudges you with his, like, like, his stick that he keeps in the rare
Omar Najam/MurkhaCold winter keep that And the the motions that way.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraWhy would why are you Well, I don't see that. While all this is happening, she's just kind of moving this between her fingers.
Sandeep Parikh/AshOh, I know this. So what Do you
Anjali Bhimani/Sitaraknow what this is? I actually recognize this. It's so silly. I must have dropped it. You see? I I I don't know what. I know it's because I I I left it when I was running out of the carriage. I don't know where you found it, but Well, yeah.
Sandeep Parikh/AshThe assistant gentleman Mhmm. Whoa. He it seemed to fly out from his from his pocket, I think, and I saw it fight through the end.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraNo. He stole it. That must have been what happened. Yeah.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieOkay. Can I do perform or or persuasion? What what would the check be to decide
Jasmine Bhullar/GMInside check by Inside first perception. Yeah. Okay.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieNo need to inside check.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMOkay. Fifteen. Fifteen?
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraYou know? Pizza Pizza or Pizza. No. Yeah. No. Because we you are talking so good.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMI didn't catch that the hourglass had run out. So you can give it back now. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But I will give you the plus one.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraOh, thank you. Then it's sixteen.
UnknownI'll give
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntieyou the plus one
Anjali Bhimani/Sitaraand the sixteen.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieWow. Okay. So I am I I am suspicious and then I go, okay.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. You you definitely don't buy it completely, but You also don't like, you don't keep track of all of
Anjali Bhimani/Sitarathe stuff.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMI don't keep track of
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntieher things, and she seems kind of happy now. So it's like, okay.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMShe's she's happy. Whatever. Mhmm.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraAnd I tuck it into my bosoms.
Sandeep Parikh/AshBut okay. So what is it though?
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraOh, it's a car darling. You know, I I get some tailoring done occasionally in this. It is much cheaper than where we live, and a card that makes you disappear. Disappear.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieShe has reduced re recently, but this is light.
Sandeep Parikh/AshAre we all sold our own days for children?
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraNo. It's fine. We don't call it disappearing in the films. You see, it's a special form of acting that we do. It's like a visual effect. Exactly. Wow. Do you want to see another one?
Sandeep Parikh/AshVery much Are
Anjali Bhimani/Sitarayou sure you're ready? I you I'm A virtual gaze, everyone else.
Omar Najam/MurkhaOh, we we need music.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraYes. A virtual gaze,
Sandeep Parikh/Ashbut not me.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraA virtual gaze.
Omar Najam/MurkhaI turned in and I cover Bunch's eyes.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieYeah. It's like it takes you telling auntie, like, twelve times for her to realize you're also talking to her.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraAnd I do it, ain't it?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYou cover but just, like, gently of, like, sort of thrumming LEDs. Like, these two crystals that are, like, omitting some type of electricity. You cover them with their eyes. The light shines a little bit in between the cracks, but he he knows it's not for him to see. Tell me,
Anjali Bhimani/Sitaradescribe someone you love at home.
Sandeep Parikh/AshOh, well, I I guess I can tell you this. It won't get back to my parents, but I I met a wood elf that I love. Her name is Lisa. Lisa. Yes. And I love her very much. Yeah.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraAnd what does Lisa look like?
Sandeep Parikh/AshOh, she has two braids.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraAnd as you say that, do my head. That's the braid itself.
Sandeep Parikh/AshThat flow down her shoulders. They All the way down to her head sort of mid area. Mhmm. And they they look like sort of brooms at the end. You know, they sort of bristle out
Anjali Bhimani/Sitarato give them like brooms.
UnknownWow. How
Sandeep Parikh/Ashare you doing? This is amazing and then
Anjali Bhimani/Sitarashe's acting darling. This is incredible. See, the magic of film. No.
Sandeep Parikh/AshI tell you, aren't magical. Stop. You're saying stop it then. This is Hey.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieThis is so
Sandeep Parikh/AshSo you aren't too I don't know if I should keep say, because it's amazing. I think you're incredible. You're you're so gifted.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraThey just stroke your face a little bit, and I say, come back.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMSo this Lisa is your your friend.
Sandeep Parikh/AshOh, well, she's more than a friend. Yes. But yeah. Wait.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMI see. So you your parents sent you to the heart to get a proper wife. Like, this leasehold thing is
Sandeep Parikh/Ashover now. My parents don't even know them here.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMThis, like, bow when they're, like, half hanging out of the the writer's seat, like, looks in at auntie just to make eyes, like,
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieYou want me to call them?
Sandeep Parikh/AshNo. No. No. Definitely not.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMWe can't tell them your ear.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraOh, should I just
Omar Najam/Murkhacall your parents
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntiewhen you?
Sandeep Parikh/AshYou give
Anjali Bhimani/Sitarame the
Jasmine Bhullar/GMIf it's getting late, you
Anjali Bhimani/Sitaraknow, stop.
Sandeep Parikh/AshPlease
Anjali Bhimani/Sitarastop. The young man is in love.
Sandeep Parikh/AshLove no
Anjali Bhimani/Sitarano boundaries, including parents.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMI mean, but including parents
Anjali Bhimani/Sitarathat are not here right now,
Jasmine Bhullar/GMbut but but love have happens when your parents meet their parents, and then the love
Anjali Bhimani/Sitaraof love happens.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieI can arrange love for
Jasmine Bhullar/GMyou whenever you would like.
Omar Najam/MurkhaLet's go on deep.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraCan we
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieI'm going to arrange love for him. It will be nice. I will be there. You will be there.
Omar Najam/MurkhaAnother person will be there.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraAnother arrange love, and it will be very nice. Let's go.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieWhat do you mean?
Sandeep Parikh/AshI've heard of these districts coverage in red, but
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieI'm just blissfully unaware of now. Right.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMNo one in Ewanda. I think like Bullwinder unhappy that, like, people are, like, making drugs at auntie's expense. We'll, like, whispering here and, like, they're talking about some unwholesome bad bad
Sandeep Parikh/AshWell, I don't wish for that. Good.
Omar Najam/MurkhaSo you're in love.
Sandeep Parikh/AshYes. I I I'm in love. Yes.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMBut how do you like, without your parents permission?
Sandeep Parikh/AshWell, no. Well, she's a without. They would not approved for you.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieWhy does she do her parents have bad jobs?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMWhat does she do? What did, like, what does she do? Oh, let me guess. She's a cleric too. She's a doctor. Mhmm. Because then that's okay.
Sandeep Parikh/AshShe's not a cleric. No.
Omar Najam/MurkhaWhat is she?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMOh, she's a huge. She's engineer.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieNo. That's good to see.
Sandeep Parikh/AshOur parents, they they are they are In Brexavalt, we have trees. That are made out of pretzels. Congratulations. Pretzels is how you say in your language. And so everyone there harvests the trees that are made out of pretzels. And it's very difficult to pull the pretzel from the bark. Oh, it's not easy. Mhmm. Man, it's dangerous. Uh-huh. People have pretzel them. And so that is part of why we are over there. Healing them, helping with that. And so her parents work as the pretzel minus, and she will too someday, likely be a price low climate. That's how it generally works there. Well, I don't let's talk.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMThey're just, like, does one of these. And, like, gets back into the writing the writing seat not wanting to be involved anymore. Why?
Sandeep Parikh/AshHis ice really rolled big. Don't they? That's really something.
Omar Najam/MurkhaHe's a very dramatic man now. What will happen if your parents find out about this?
Sandeep Parikh/AshI don't know. I think they would Well, let's just say I have a brother and he doesn't talk to the family very much anymore. I think something happened between him and mommy and and and papaji and and they don't talk. And so, they how do you say this? They, like, whole garbage. They hold, you know, trash. Agilent state. Sanitation wipes. Sanitation wipes. No. Senator Marcus. Wallenokers. Grudges. They hold grudges. Yeah. So my parents are very grudge holding people. I
Jasmine Bhullar/Noorindon't really but
Sandeep Parikh/AshI don't
Jasmine Bhullar/GMyou see, like, boom in there, like, get mad. In fact, he, like, slows the cart that has been slowly moving through Chanbei. And it's just, like, But if you didn't tell them, you you didn't give them an opportunity to be okay with it, I could
Sandeep Parikh/Ashjust Arty. You don't understand. You don't understand. You they're not your parents.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieThey're my parents. Okay. But, you know, I am not a parent, but you just want your kid to be happy. And more I would become more sad if my child kept a secret from me. Lord, you Yeah. It would make me very sad.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraThat would make me so sad too if anyone kept the secret.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieWell, that I'm glad nobody's keeping a secret from me.
Sandeep Parikh/AshSo now one is keeping secrets here. I get it. Yes. Yeah. Good. I'm hoping this trip will will help me. You see, I I I was born here.
UnknownMhmm.
Sandeep Parikh/AshAnd then when I was about eighteen months or so, right, we we we left. Mhmm. My parents said they wanted I mean, I was just a baby, so I don't even know. But all I really know is that We were doing the that he lives with our borders thing, and and I never been back to the homeland, but I have this memory, you know. For me as a baby and in coming back here, smelling the smells and seeing the sights is bringing the memory back into my head of this mountain. This mountain in the distance and and I know that there's some answers for me if I would go to the mountain. So
Omar Najam/MurkhaSo if I'm understanding this right, we have to turn you back into a baby. I I don't know.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMVery busy. He could probably do that. He's an engineer. He could probably
Omar Najam/MurkhaI I probably could with some chrono magic for a little baby would yeah.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraBut do you be talking about that down?
Sandeep Parikh/AshI don't know the name. I just know the shape of the mountain.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraYou know? Well, we have the winter house. I mean, there's summer house. Yeah.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYou would you would know that the Han is a region of In fact, can we get a map up for a place. Whoa.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraIt's not me.
Omar Najam/MurkhaI don't like a mom.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraI'm a mom. Where?
Omar Najam/MurkhaI will tap BUTCHA's head and I'm going to cast tinkering on BUTCHA and BUTCHA's eyes will project the maps in front of us. You.
UnknownI have
Omar Najam/Murkhaa one of the balloons that's still floating in the marketplace with Yeah.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMPork rins
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntiein two years. Yeah.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. As you cast tinkering on butcha,
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntiehe goes, boop. Yes, boop.
Omar Najam/MurkhaAnd I gave him a kiss on the forehead, like, through the map.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraOh my god. It's so cute.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMHe does this proudly. Like, he stands in the middle of you all and, like, assumes a position. Like, he's, like, he's gonna sing or put on a show for you all. And instead of up comes out of his side.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieMhmm. Very good. Wow.
Omar Najam/MurkhaHe's also been practicing the national anthem.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieVery naive. Per you should perform that tonight.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMOh my god. I'm making kids perform. Oh.
Omar Najam/MurkhaIt's really good. Do you wanna see you here?
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieYeah. I'm
Anjali Bhimani/Sitarasure. Huge. Right. Oh, this is excellent.
Sandeep Parikh/AshSo Chandbei? Right. So we're we're That's picked up. And we're heading to Lukpun. Mhmm.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMAnd now you can kind of see
UnknownOkay. Cool.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMThe difference. As this river, the river's still hot branches out it becomes like, you know, it kind of naturally divides this part of the Bahari incontinent you're in the Northeastern part Mhmm. Into three sort of districts Mhmm. At one point, they were they were kingdoms. If we think about it visually as a Federation. So they are they still retain a lot of the culture from the Old kingdoms even though they're not monarchies anymore. Kinda like the EU.
Sandeep Parikh/AshOh, yeah. So did anybody did anybody break
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Brick. Mhmm. Cut that.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraFair enough.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMActually, no. Yay. So this map is displayed before you through Bachea's eyes.
Sandeep Parikh/AshI only know the shape, but it does look like these Dan mountains could be
Jasmine Bhullar/GMWe both incorrect.
Sandeep Parikh/AshDarden mountains. Mhmm. Now Darden mountains. No. I'll get it later.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMBad uncle Bad uncle.
UnknownA child.
Sandeep Parikh/AshWorking on his story.
Omar Najam/MurkhaOh, wow. Okay. And I'm gonna tap his head again and pull up a new visual of the list of uncles that we rank. Mhmm. Now we're just gonna move you down.
UnknownOh, mom.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieAnd then, auntie takes up Chrisery Glen's boat.
Omar Najam/MurkhaOh my god.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieGod. God. This is correct.
Sandeep Parikh/AshUncles Carolans.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraGod. And let we don't
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntiehave an There is an uncles here
Anjali Bhimani/Sitaraleft. Yeah.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieWe all have an uncle that are like
Jasmine Bhullar/GMMy uncle. My uncle. The one you give, like, the must stay from afar. Yeah. She got on a far earlier. I
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntiePlease the whole
Jasmine Bhullar/GMphone. You
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntietalked to him.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. I don't have name. Yeah. And But what's that, like, correct? You.
Sandeep Parikh/AshYes. I'm happy to be corrected, please.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMTarzan is not the name of mountain.
Sandeep Parikh/AshOh, okay.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYes. No. Like, fetching registry, Taiwan Region. Right. Regent. Former Kingdom.
Sandeep Parikh/AshFormer Kingdom. Okay. Got it. But I think these mountains in this area Uh-huh. What they said.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraI give
Jasmine Bhullar/GMit on t.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieI give
Jasmine Bhullar/GMit on t. Good on t. I give
Sandeep Parikh/Ashit on t.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMA robot one do.
Omar Najam/MurkhaYeah. What's the Ludu.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieIt's made of, like,
Jasmine Bhullar/GMa bunch of gear parts
Omar Najam/Murkhaand stuff,
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntiebut shaped like a Ludu, but I keep specifically for what much is good.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMSo on the best on the best
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraThat's right.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieOh, not the current day is at the bottom?
Omar Najam/MurkhaMhmm. Okay.
Sandeep Parikh/AshSo you're enjoying laughter. I'm getting I'm like sweating and the idea of like being corrected is, like, starting to really, like, think about hard palpitate, but I'm, like, trying to, like, smile it off and and be be one with you guys, my tail is not having it and swipes at at butcha. There
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntiewe go.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMRoll to head butcha.
Sandeep Parikh/AshOh, dear. And I'm like, punch no. But it's gone for it.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMIt'll be an unarmed strike.
Sandeep Parikh/AshOkay. Which by
Jasmine Bhullar/GMWhat's which does AC? Thirteen.
Sandeep Parikh/AshWhich amazingly even if it hits, I think hits for zeros.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraThat's And
Jasmine Bhullar/GMarm strike, I don't think it's for zero.
Sandeep Parikh/AshIt doesn't?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMNo. It'll be your strength modifier.
Sandeep Parikh/AshYeah. Which is negative one.
UnknownSo I
Sandeep Parikh/Ashthink it is for sure. But let's just see if it is anyway.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMOh, yeah. Yours does hit for sure. That's funny. Twelve. I think you said AC was thirteen.
UnknownMhmm.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. The oh, no. I'm really gonna do this. I'm an evil DM. Bunch smacks against Butch's head. It does not hurt him nor redent his armor, but he still registers it You have a moment where a buttress is silent. Then and then it starts. And a little bit of oil starts to come.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraOh my god.
Sandeep Parikh/AshSorry. And I just grab my tail, and I'm like, what? Booch. Come on. We're just meeting these people for the first time.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraBlood do entrepreneurship.
UnknownSo
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntietruffle. And it's Emily. Yeah. You hit my nephew. And is that a straight?
UnknownYeah. That's
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntieamazing. Oh, no. I got an okay. I got a not one.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. Yeah. You're so upset.
Sandeep Parikh/AshMhmm.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMAnd and as Ash ducks to, like like, take care of his tail, the jump ball swings wide. No. I doubt it would. No. No. It's just sitting on your
Anjali Bhimani/Sitarahead. Yeah.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieIf that had hit,
Jasmine Bhullar/Noorinmy god.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieIf I put it back on, Don't So hit my robot like you.
Sandeep Parikh/AshMean tools. My tail just has sorry.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieI don't care to control it.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMOkay. We all have to control things. Yes. Very good.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieGood. That
Anjali Bhimani/Sitarashould
Omar Najam/Murkhathat should I do when we all have
Sandeep Parikh/Ashcontrol control.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. But just sits in your lap now.
Omar Najam/MurkhaUh-huh. I I cast a blade word on you butcha. Oh. You got resistance. Yeah.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMAgainst Uncles resistance. Uncles resistance.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieWe all need
Sandeep Parikh/Asha little uncles resistance Uncles. Bloodening,
Omar Najam/Murkhapiercing and slashing damage until your next turn.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. But just sits in your lap holding the little mechanical ladom, like a child chastised for no reason. Eyes on you. Oh, I've done it.
Sandeep Parikh/AshMy tail is just, like, waking up, like, wanting to lash, and I'm, like, It's cool. Maybe I should just I should take a rest because it was a long journey.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMAs as you say that but just ice flicker and you notice the tier list is updated.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieOn battle goals.
Omar Najam/MurkhaOn battle goals.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMOn battle goals. And Ashmo's further down. If that's okay.
Omar Najam/MurkhaYeah. Absolutely.
Sandeep Parikh/AshHonestly, I have no frame of reference. I don't know how long the list is, so definitely his meaningless to me. But I
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraI've got some bad uncles on there. Sure.
Sandeep Parikh/AshI'll just relax and and kind of close my eyes for a little bit.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraCan I do an inside check? Mhmm. And see if if he's actually like, is that is that tail really have mind if it's on?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. Yeah. Go ahead and give me yeah. Give me an insight. I think it's kinda funny.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraMhmm. But I have no idea. I fail whatever role you choose for it to be.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. You you can't tell if he's lying or if he just uses his tail to cover for bad behavior. You can't really discern.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraSo the mountain?
Sandeep Parikh/AshUnsure that you're talking to me. I then realized, oh, yes.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraTell us about the mountain.
Sandeep Parikh/AshWhat are I how I really know about the mountain is Well, this is what I remember. I was a baby and I just I don't know what was wrong, but something was wrong in the house.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraI could feel
Sandeep Parikh/Ashfear. I could feel panic, and I could tell my parents were not okay. And I all I could see was this mountain out the window. In the distance and that gave me calm and
Unknownit it
Sandeep Parikh/AshIt made it so I didn't cry, and the mountain gave me peace. That's all I know.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraCan I make either can I make a check you decide which one? Mhmm. Because I think it could be a few. To know because Ismihan got got the kind of like like Kalash, you know, where people believe that
Jasmine Bhullar/GMYeah. Give me a either history
Sandeep Parikh/Ashgive yeah. Give me a history check. Okay.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraI want to see if it's a a mystical space.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMWhat was history? Mhmm. Eighteen. Within eighteen, you know that there is a mountain in Mahankart that is believed to have something there. You know people go on pilgrimages up this mountain. It's a bit of a journey
UnknownMhmm.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMBut you know this to be true. But you know someone who has made the journey. Bow in there.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraI'm just gonna keep that to myself a noun, think on it, and I'm sorry you you would want it to sleep. Oh,
Sandeep Parikh/Ashyes. Thank you.
Omar Najam/MurkhaYes, Baja.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMAlarm. WHAT ALARMING. REMINDER.
Omar Najam/MurkhaWHAT REMINDER?
Jasmine Bhullar/GMKITTY PARTY.
Sandeep Parikh/AshTHAT'S RIGHT
Jasmine Bhullar/GMKitty party?
Omar Najam/MurkhaThat's right.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMKitty party?
Omar Najam/MurkhaThat's correct.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMKitty party?
Omar Najam/MurkhaYeah. That's yeah. Absolutely.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraOh, this is pretty as week.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieThis is Priya's week.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraThis is the one that this is the one you said you would go out.
Jasmine Bhullar/NoorinOh my god. This is why I don't live at the house. I need my calendar, my little books.
Omar Najam/MurkhaYou don't need any of that. But go ahead and and read out the report of the reminder that you're giving us.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMLa Du Monte. La Du Monte report, retrieve. Reservation, Cater. Oh, god. Decater. Art Decater. I have Decater. Art Decater.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraOkay. We fix this. Don't worry. We and I are close. I can tell her that you came down with something.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieNo. No. No. I don't want her
Jasmine Bhullar/Noorinto think I'm weak. Okay.
Sandeep Parikh/AshNo. No. No.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraI'd rather I'd rather And then we can fail
Omar Najam/Murkhaher ass.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieIs this so this alarm is for now, this party is happening now? What's happening tonight?
Omar Najam/MurkhaTonight.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMThis is like a reminder you said something you would know you had to go.
Sandeep Parikh/AshOkay. No. We can something happen. Okay.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMI'll do everything. It's okay.
Sandeep Parikh/AshIt's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
Omar Najam/MurkhaWell, we'll head there. And, you know, we can make ourselves scarce. For the kitty party and make sure that happens. I'll make sure that my cousin is fully settled in.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieWho's thinking about your cousin right now? I've got a gator.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMKidney parties are serious business. More. Kitty parties are not parties for kitties. They're not parties for kittens. They are parties in which time honored in doing tradition as well as a voluntary tradition, where women come together and have a social event with an entry fee. You know that this pool goes to charitable causes, some of which are very close to Lourdourndi and Sithara's heart. Now, you've graciously remembered that you've decided you've allowed your house to be the location of this kitty party since Bria's mansion is being renovated. And so, you make your way to arcane colony, home to some of the greatest inventors in the one At least, we'll see if they make it because that's all we have time for this week on this request.
Sandeep Parikh/AshWe did a thing.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraWe did a thing. Yay. Things have been done.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMThings have been done. Things have been done. Oh, really? That's
Anjali Bhimani/Sitaranot gonna happen.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMThings are getting more and more dangerous by the day. We're getting outnumbered. Natural twenty. Natural twenty. Natural twenty.
Omar Najam/MurkhaTwo minus two.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMI had a stupid idea. Threat detected. Threat detected.
Omar Najam/MurkhaWhat? How
Anjali Bhimani/Sitaradare you make a fool
Jasmine Bhullar/GMof that woman? How dare you conduct yourself this way?
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraWell. John, Andi, Andi, I can explain.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieWhat do we
Jasmine Bhullar/GMhave to do?
Omar Najam/MurkhaI am going to tear you thread from thread This was a
Jasmine Bhullar/GMheel trend. I, the DM was not expecting it.
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraOh, never tried to kiss me.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMThe woods seemed to come alive around you. It's not about me and it's not about you anymore. This is bigger than all of us now. I hope you enjoyed this show as much as we loved making it. But it wasn't just our love that made it possible. This show would not be what it is. Without our friends at Carana Foods, the spark of ages podcast, hero forge, lethal shadows, dog mite, die hard dice, Dimension twenty, and dropout, critical role and Darrington presses Candela Obscura, Misty Mountain Gaming, Blackmagic Design, B. Rogers Studios, Funko Studios, all of our two thousand six hundred and eight kickstarter backers. All of our Patreon backers past and present, this amazing cast and the absolutely tireless and talented crew. Them.
Sandeep Parikh/AshHey. Join me and Omar for the DC quest after show podcast, The t kennel, where we'll still reach eye and go deep on each episode with special guest from behind and in front of the camera.
Omar Najam/MurkhaTeekay episodes are exclusive to our Patreon backers, so go head up to daisy quest Patreon, support us being able to make more while getting this way cool deep dive on the show and the world. Episode one, h one. Hey.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieThis is gonna be There's
Unknownsome light in here. This is gonna be There's
Jasmine Bhullar/GMsome light
Anjali Bhimani/Sitarain here.
Jasmine Bhullar/GMThis is I have
Sandeep Parikh/Asha four to one
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieI'm gonna
Anjali Bhimani/SitaraI know it's his child's day. Damn. Is
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo Auntiethis one that you're not shy?
Omar Najam/MurkhaThis one of the MPC is gonna be a priority baby.
Sandeep Parikh/AshJust relax with the
Jasmine Bhullar/GMI'm not gonna hit the camera. I'm not gonna hit the camera. You know, it's a good it's a good that this show's edited.
Sandeep Parikh/AshWow. So many names to thank APADY, what? Out of vision. Oh, you're the best.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieWhat do you think about freaking Carl d Hammond?
Omar Najam/MurkhaHector, Oh, my gosh. Oh, my Are you How is everything going? Good? Okay. Good. Jenny the Jester Kirkoff. Sounds like a call
Sandeep Parikh/AshI'm from Top Gun, and I appreciate that.
Rekha Shankar/Laddoo AuntieBy the way, in case you weren't really aware of Michael Chapman. Big thank you. In Meijer Shah, Big thank you. And here's something that's interesting that I discovered is nigh in shop also gets a big thank you.
Omar Najam/MurkhaAnd Saramed, yes, I will we do validate. I'll get your car right now.
Sandeep Parikh/AshI'm gonna eat your friends.
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