17. Humor Us: Hypothetical "What If" Scenarios

In this lighthearted episode, we entertain the ideas of fictional "what if..." scenarios:

1. What if one of us murder someone? Would we rat her out or protect her?

2. What if we get stranded on an island, what would we do?

2. What if you're hosting a birthday party for a friend for 20 people, how do you go about it?

3. What if you're suddenly awarded a large sum of money, what would you do?

4. What if you had a superpower, what would it be and why?

5. If we're surrounded by zombies, who would be killed first?

We discuss the logistics or possible consequences, all while keeping the tone light and fun. As you may have guessed, it is for your entertainment only. No expectations!

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Transcript

Introduction to a Dark Comedy

Speaker 1 0:00

I gotta get you out of my system. I gotta get you off of my mind. But how do I move on when no one compares? They only keep me occupied. I gotta break these chains that bind me. I try to shake them off so desperately, but you pull them tighter, string me along. It's sad, but I'm so gone.

Speaker 2 0:31

Hi guys. So today I thought about something. So I have been watching this show called Bad Sisters on Apple TV. Have you guys heard of it, Bad Sisters?

Speaker 3 0:44

Yeah, no Okay. How many sisters? Yeah, no Okay, how many sisters.

Speaker 2 0:48

There were five, so the parents are mysteriously not in the picture at all. I think they are by themselves, like five sisters. They kind of live close from each other. It's a dark comedy based in Ireland and it's about how they come together after one of the sister gets married to this man that they all dislike somehow, and he's just a jerk basically he's not a nice person at all. So each one of them have like a very strange relationship with him and at some point they come to a point where they want to murder him, okay, and he ends up dying because one of them kills him. So they all kind of discuss that. You know, obviously they're not going to say anything to anyone. They protect each other.

Speaker 3 1:41

Including the one that married him.

Speaker 2 1:42

Spoiler alert she's the one who ends up killing him because he's very abusive person. But she just couldn't take it okay. I was thinking okay, if that happened to us, like if one of us knew that one of us killed somebody, do you think we would keep it to ourselves, or do you think we?

Speaker 3 2:02

call it out. I think, to be honest, it would be situational Like, as much as I would like to say, oh for sure, I would rat you out because that's wrong. But if it was a self-defense or something, you know, that would be different, Then I probably I mean, but I mean, if it's self-defense, I guess you could still be honest and say what had happened.

Speaker 2 2:30

Yeah.

Speaker 3 2:31

Instead of lying about it.

Speaker 2 2:33

Yeah, what if it's a person that we all disliked, like they?

Speaker 3 2:38

every one of these plotted If you plotted, then I think I will write you out. You need to go serve your time.

Speaker 2 2:47

Yeah. So the sister who was married to this prick. She was always in love with him for the longest time and the sisters never understood it. But behind her back, every one of them disliked him. So they came up with an idea of killing him because they just could not stand him, but obviously for the good of the sister too, because they saw him as this jerk and they didn't think that he was good for her. They planned it without her being in it, but in the end they make a few attempts, they try to kill him and then every time they're like, what the hell are we doing? But then in the end the sister who's married to him ends up killing him. I think they all freak out, but in the end they try to protect her. You know they try to like have the same story.

Speaker 3 3:34

It's an interesting show so what about you guys? And what would you do?

Speaker 2 3:37

I think, it's a slippery slope. Someone's gonna find out if we know about it, like if more than one person know about it. I feel like it's just gonna be a slippery slope.

Speaker 3 3:46

So I would say, just serve your time and also it is kind of weird, like if say like you have kids with that person and then your kids are in danger too, like yeah you're gonna be more motivated to protect your child. But I mean, I think you should still serve time, yeah to me?

Speaker 2 4:03

I don't know. I mean, even if I wanted to keep it a secret.

Speaker 1 4:08

Yeah.

Speaker 2 4:09

I don't think I'd be able to yeah, During the interrogation. They'll probably find out.

Speaker 3 4:13

I'll probably yeah, right, yeah, and you might like start to sweat and shake and yeah.

Speaker 2 4:20

I feel like, from the experience, we're not good at keeping secrets within the family anyway.

Speaker 3 4:25

It's a little different. No one's killed anybody in this family yet. No, no, no, but yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 4:32

If you have access to Apple TV+, you should definitely check it out, because it's dark comedy we already know who killed the guy.

Speaker 1 4:39

That's true, but it's still interesting.

Speaker 2 4:42

Yeah, that's true. Sorry for people who is watching it and who didn't know, but anyway, another question. So these are all the what if? Scenarios, like what we would do in these situations that I'm just gonna ask you guys what if we get stranded on an island by ourselves, like there's nobody who knows how we got there? It could be that, you know, somehow the plane went down and it was just three of us. We all survived. Maybe the pilot passed away. How do we get out of there? What can you see, like each other doing?

Speaker 2 5:14

Are there wild animals, Um sure.

Speaker 3 5:17

Oh no, I think we all need to obviously try to live somewhere up high.

Speaker 2 5:24

You're concerned about living up high.

Speaker 3 5:27

Okay, we need to live up high, kind of like you know what is it?

Speaker 2 5:30

Hunger games, you know like oh yeah, when she's up in the tree we got to strap ourselves yeah. So that when we could sleep at night, and then I think the first thing we would need to do is find shelter.

Speaker 3 5:43

Uh-huh Right, I think the first thing we would need to do is find shelter. Uh-huh Right, yeah, yeah, I think up high Uh-huh.

Speaker 2 5:47

It's so funny that that's the first thing you think about is are there animals? I don't think I'll be thinking that. I'll be like freaking out first, obviously, like how do we get out of here? I mean, because they're going to be hunting, we be running out of rest.

Speaker 3 6:04

Right, I would go for fish and stuff, probably, hopefully.

Speaker 2 6:07

Really, I would want meat though.

Speaker 3 6:10

Well then you go kill that wild animal.

Speaker 2 6:14

From the tree. I'll try to make a trap, okay. So what do you think each person will be able to do, like ideally?

Speaker 3 6:21

I think I would try to get fish for you guys, for everybody, okay, think.

Speaker 2 6:24

I would try to get fish for you guys, for everybody. Okay, what would you do? I think I would plan it out how to get out of there More than food.

Speaker 3 6:30

You got to rush. Okay, we don't have time, I'll start the fire, okay, yeah, but you got to be careful with fire. Why, you know, because it attracts animals and attracts, you know, attention.

Speaker 2 6:43

Yeah, but Attracts animals and attracts attention yeah, but it's not what you want, don't you want attention? We want to cook the fish that you catch? Yeah, eventually, yeah, but you guys know that we're not living there forever, right, we're trying to figure out how to get out of there.

Speaker 3 6:56

Yeah, it's temporary. How can we? Oh, how can we? Okay, so we're going to. Okay, we have to write help on the sand.

Speaker 2 7:07

S gonna okay. We have to like write help on the sand, so really big. Do we have cell phones? Let's say our cell phones don't work anymore. I will go see the plane and see if we can get any yeah, anything out of any way, if it was a plane yeah, yeah, because there might be food and clothes true and communication okay I'm thinking I'm cast away with tom hanks I never watched that movie.

Speaker 1 7:27

You should, I know it's really I hear it's really good yeah, I.

Speaker 3 7:31

Just when I saw how scrawny he was, I was like, oh my gosh. Oh yeah, he did a very good job. That seems very too realistic. I don't know if I could watch it and I just didn't not that I thought too much about it.

No One Compares: The Struggle to Move On

Speaker 2 7:43

I'm kind of jealous that you haven't watched it, because I like to watch it for the first time again yeah isn't it long or something. The movie it's not that long, I think it's like two and a half maybe, or two hours, hours. Yeah, that's kind of long okay, so you're gonna go get fish, alright, and Sumi, you're gonna get a meat. Are we just thinking about eating? Oh no, you said that we'll find a shelter.

Speaker 3 8:07

Wait, we need to get a shelter first. Yeah, I think first night we should just sleep in the tree.

Speaker 2 8:14

Okay.

Speaker 3 8:15

Up high? I don't. So what would you plan? If you're going to plan, well, how do we get up?

Speaker 2 8:19

there though.

Speaker 3 8:26

How do we get up on the tree climb? I don't feel comfortable sleeping on a tree, though on the branch I know. That's why I mean we would have to find a very big tree, or we just take turns like because I mean, if you think about it, oh my gosh, they slept I don't trust you guys taking turns.

Speaker 2 8:39

We take turns. Someone's gonna fall asleep when they're yeah, yeah, I wouldn't either.

Speaker 3 8:42

I think we should just all sleep.

Speaker 3 8:44

I don't think the fire would really attract animals, so they're not gonna be like oh, there's fire, let's go, like I feel like I think like it'll protect us yeah, I think so yeah, we can scare off the animals with fire yeah, I mean, if you put it on a stick, maybe, and swing it like I don't think you need to do anything, but if you cook fish, it'll definitely attract animals. I don't know, I mean I would be scared to, maybe by the water, so that way we could jump in.

Speaker 2 9:14

I'm not that worried about animals really, because, I feel like there's a lot more things to worry about.

Speaker 2 9:20

Maybe we could find a little cave or something that we can go in. That's true, actually, no, a bear might be in there. So no, never mind. I think for the first few hours. I think we just freak out the whole time. Let it get the first few hours, I think we just freak out the whole time. Let it all get all out of our system. And then I would have to definitely plan it. Plan something like what was your plan like first, like okay, how long can we sustain ourselves without food or drinks, if I mean we can't drink ocean water I know that's what I was thinking.

Speaker 3 9:52

We would have to find a tarp or something and then get a bucket of ocean water and then let it evaporate, and then you know, I've seen it collect. But then is that what we would do first? I don't know, because we need water more than anything.

Speaker 2 10:05

Yeah, we need water, or can we like? Wait, maybe you can find coconuts and we can drink coconut water.

Speaker 3 10:10

Yeah, but to crack open a coconut is so hard.

Speaker 2 10:14

I know, I know, but we can try. But don't you think that would be more ideal, though, than evaporating ocean water?

Speaker 3 10:21

Sounds like it could take hours and hours. Yeah, because you need all kinds of equipment and buckets which we wouldn't have.

Speaker 2 10:29

Yeah, and then I think I would also try to figure out how to make fire, because I feel like that's important for cooking, and even if we wanted to ask for help, I feel like that helps too. Yeah, because it might get really cold at night. Well, let's say that we're somewhere more tropical. Oh, then we can any islands nearby, and if so, maybe we can. I don't know, I think I would. My instinct would probably be wanting to get out of there somehow. I think that's a stupid idea, don't you think?

Speaker 3 11:04

Yeah, but I would hate to be stranded on the ocean is worse or not know where we're going.

Speaker 2 11:12

Let's say, on the plane we have water, we have compass, Like, although we don't really know. I guess if we knew where we were going we would kind of have an idea where we might be. Let's say we find a map.

Speaker 3 11:26

I think you'll die first.

Speaker 1 11:28

Me Mm-hmm.

Speaker 3 11:30

Because you got to go with instinct. Sometimes you know, yeah, like, especially in that kind of situation, yeah, you're gonna die planning that's sad, no, but like we can plan and execute at the same time, yeah uh-huh. Well, you gotta plan quickly. Yeah, you can't be like okay, um, which direction is what island? I think that we would have to stay on the island unless we see an actual island somewhere, but even then, unless we know what island it is.

Speaker 2 12:04

It just might be on another island with empty it may be like.

Speaker 3 12:08

In desperate situations, it may be necessary to take a chance, but the ocean water is so unpredictable too, and it can push you so fast. For situations, it may be necessary to take a chance, but the ocean water is so unpredictable too, and it can push you so fast.

Speaker 2 12:16

Yeah, you know, I'd want to the current like a boat type thing yeah and secure enough food and try to get out of there with all the food. And yeah, okay, let's say that we know where we are and, in a far distance, we know that we can get help.

Speaker 3 12:37

Then obviously we would try to do that, like try to raft out, but honestly I would be worried about the, the ocean water, because you know, I've had so much. We're always no, not I'm not afraid of the sharks or anything like that at all.

Speaker 3 12:51

That would be the least of my worries. But you're worried about the wild animals. Yes, okay, yeah, but like the current, like you know, taking us away and you just have no control, yeah, and when you're stranded on the water, in the water, you're really screwed that's why you need to watch cast.

Speaker 2 13:10

Why?

Speaker 3 13:10

they give you good tips. That's what happens to him. Yeah, well, yeah, it's really scary, because I've had a lot of I mean, we go to the beach all the time. Well, not so much lately, but you know we're more like comfortable with the beach than I think you guys. Yeah, um, because we're living for the life. But you know, I I just see like I've lost the kids. I told them specific and we saw the little Island was like right there, it's not, it wasn't even far. And I told them very specifically you need to go against the current and just follow me to get to the other side. And they thought, well, because I see in the island I could just go straight. Oh, they were gone, yeah, and cake was freaking out. So you know, we've had experiences like that. So, and and you know, emiko was almost like drowned too. It can be very scary.

Speaker 2 14:08

Yeah, so you would just stay put on the island then.

Speaker 3 14:11

I think eventually, if we can see an island and we know there's help there, of course we're going to try to do it, go there. But we would have to be very, very careful. I think Like we would have to like try it out a little and maybe come back before it gets too far. You know, see the current and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 14:29

Okay, well, let's hope that we never get stranded on island, because I don't know how long we'll survive.

Speaker 3 14:36

it seems like we need some time to figure it out I can't believe you guys are not scared of the wild animals.

Speaker 2 14:43

That would not be. Yeah, exactly, I would be scared too, but I feel like I that would not be something that I would first think about. I think I will be more like, how can we survive? You know like, yes, that's one thing, but I feel like if there's fire, I think they won't come close to us. Okay, so the next question is you're throwing a birthday party, let's say, for your friend. She wants about 20 people. How do you go about this party?

Speaker 3 15:13

This is a question for you. You just want to answer it.

Speaker 2 15:15

What me you?

Speaker 3 15:16

know, I would just hire somebody.

Speaker 2 15:19

That's what I said, Nande. Why would you hire someone?

Speaker 3 15:23

Because I don't like to plan parties. I don't like to plan anything. Emi goes to birthday parties this weekend. Thank goodness she doesn't want hardly any friends coming over, so it's pretty easy. But I just don't enjoy it. I don't like it. I'd rather just hire somebody Me too.

Speaker 2 15:44

That's what I said. You wouldn't even pick a place to have it.

Speaker 3 15:49

They can give me options and then pricing and everything, and then I could choose.

Speaker 2 15:55

Okay, so you just want a planner, basically planning everything out for you and you say yes no, yes, no kind of thing yeah, and but for you no I think I would actually recruit somebody. Not recruit, but maybe ask one of the friends to help. It would be nice to have somebody to talk to.

Speaker 3 16:16

You know what I mean what kind of what kind of party were you thinking?

Speaker 2 16:20

like birthday party, like birthday party, like throwing a birthday party for your friend, and she wants to invite like 20 people like I feel like if it was more like baby shower or something, I feel like that's more serious yeah I feel like a birthday party could be more casual.

Speaker 3 16:35

I don't feel like it would be too much pressure, so maybe I could do it.

Speaker 2 16:39

Let's say it's your adult friends and not your kids.

Speaker 3 16:43

Of course. Yeah, I mean, that may not be too hard.

Speaker 2 16:47

I would definitely secure the venue first to be able to accommodate as many people. Especially in Germany, I feel like people plan it way ahead of time. That it's you just have to. You need like six months to plan it or something, or way ahead. And then I think I would ask one of the guests that she wants to invite to see if I know anyone, and if I do, then I would ask, maybe for help honestly, I can see myself just doing like, uh, renting a place that has open, like you can pay for open bar if it's a birthday party.

Speaker 3 17:25

Nobody would ever ask me anyway, because I they know I don't like to like can you plan it for me, kind of thing.

Speaker 2 17:32

So me, you would do the same. Right, you said you would just hire someone. Yeah, well, I've never really thrown a huge party where there's like 20 people. I mean, I feel like in japan there's not much people who do a lot of birthday parties that big. Yeah, so I've never done it. Yeah, so I will just hire a party planner.

Speaker 3 17:52

Yeah yeah, I mean, I've had a lot of people over at our house, but without expectation from them, you know, I just called it. Hey, come hang out. So what would you do so you would secure venue? And then what would you want then?

Speaker 2 18:07

I would ask one of the friends, if if I know someone, to see if they could help a little bit. Like I would also ask this person who wants to throw this birthday party what their expectation is first before I move on. So then at least I know, like you know, what she expects and what she would want this birthday party to be, and then I'll try to plan around it yeah, do you actually enjoy planning parties? I don't mind it, no she likes it.

Speaker 3 18:39

I don't know about 20 like people. Maybe you won't like that many, I don't know.

Speaker 2 18:45

It doesn't stress you out no I mean maybe leading up to it, but planning no like, maybe I'll get like anxious, anxious, like right before. What if everything doesn't go the way you planned? Then you get stressed out, right?

Speaker 3 18:58

Oh, she did. She blew up at her husband for the wrong color balloons and I was like, if it's for me, I don't care about the color balloons.

Speaker 2 19:08

I didn't even want this baby shower.

Speaker 3 19:10

Thank you though.

Speaker 2 19:11

Yeah, like leading up to it, definitely For sure, like leading up to the actual event, maybe the day of, or whatever you know. That's when, like everything has to come together, yeah, then I probably will be anxious.

Speaker 3 19:23

But I will say, you know, even though I hate planning parties and planning anything anything Like for example, we just had Valentine's I'm like one of my children, you know, she expects so much for every holiday, so I have to do something and so I hate doing it. But as I was doing it, I was getting a little bit excited. But it's only, you know, to surprise three. So I was like getting kind of excited and it looked really cute when it was done and I was like, oh my gosh, I'm so excited for her to see it. So there is a little bit. But if there's high expectation, then no, I don't think she expected. You know, usually I was just doing like here, teddy bear, you know.

Speaker 2 20:15

But yeah, I would first like to know what they expect out of it, like if they want casual or if they want, you know, like more backyard kind of thing or yeah. But I don't, I don't mind planning it yeah I would definitely not do baking or make anything like cakes or anything. I would order it. But yeah, coming up with ideas is fun.

Speaker 3 20:32

What about other like food cooking? Would you do any of it? You think Maybe hors d'oeuvres.

Speaker 2 20:38

It depends. I mean, if I have a venue and they don't have food, then maybe, yeah, maybe it could be that everybody brings something, or yeah, there are different ideas, I guess. So what if you suddenly get awarded a large sum of money, what would you do? I mean, it's one of these things that we probably all thought about, just in case it happens uh, I would hand it over to matt uh-huh, let him handle the money. Your husband yep with everything. You would just not be part of it.

Speaker 3 21:10

A hundred percent, a hundred percent. So me yeah.

Speaker 2 21:16

It depends on how much money Like large, like millions, millions, like so much money you wouldn't know what to do with it I go on vacation, a lot of vacations, and then I'll save the rest. I think first thing I would not tell anyone, maybe like close family, like you guys, but I would not tell anybody else and I'll tell you not to tell anyone, but I feel like you guys will tell somebody because she won.

Speaker 3 21:46

She won the lottery. She lives here.

Speaker 2 21:49

Yeah, like I would not tell anyone, because then you just don't know, like the new friends that you make, you're just going to be like are they after my money or are they really?

Speaker 3 21:58

like true friends. Of course, yeah, what do you mean? Of course you don't know, I wouldn't want to either. No, no, no, I'm saying I'm agreeing with you.

Speaker 2 22:05

I wouldn't either I wouldn't want to, either I think I would. I think I might sell my friends. Yeah, I wouldn't. I think existing friends is okay.

Speaker 3 22:16

Like I feel like, yeah, treating people is totally fine.

Speaker 2 22:23

Well, people in Japan, they'll be like no, no, no, it's okay. So I would have to probably say no, it's okay, I want oh yeah, I see what you mean.

Speaker 1 22:28

I have a lot of money I think, it's your husband's influence.

Speaker 2 22:32

I'm rich I think I would like to have properties in different places really yeah, but it it'll be hard to manage all those right but you'll hire somebody.

Speaker 3 22:44

You can hire somebody, you can let somebody. I hear pros and cons with that, but I mean that's probably good If that's what you want, good investment.

Speaker 2 22:54

You could rent an Alphard Airbnb, or I would definitely build something from ground up For sure For you.

Speaker 3 23:00

Well, first of all, yeah For the family, because you've been wanting yeah.

Speaker 2 23:04

Yeah, yeah, yeah, money, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Design it basically, yeah, oh yeah, that would be fun. I would probably replace all of everything with like designer furniture and I have a large kitchen.

Speaker 3 23:14

That's for sure like kitchen, mostly kitchen, and then the rest is whatever you know I I have a the opposite approach with furniture and things, because my mindset is always I want to have people over and get ruined yeah, I want to have people over, I want to fill the house with you know, like friends or whatever, and I don't want to have to worry about things getting ruined.

Speaker 3 23:40

Yeah, that's always my thinking. Like even when I get plates and stuff, all our plates are chipped and I'm okay with it because it's just going to chip, so I don't want to spend too much money, like I would never do China. So for me everything should be wipeable and also like you know I'm not going to yeah.

Speaker 2 24:03

Yeah, I would probably give you guys money if I had a lot of money, like a lot of money to the point where I don't know what to do with it.

Speaker 3 24:10

Oh, thank you. I deserve more than Samia because I'm older. That's true, but do you agree? And I have more kids? I have more kids.

Speaker 2 24:19

But I have a dog.

Speaker 3 24:23

And she is very needy, your dog. She is expensive, right? She needs all the grooming. Is this a thing in Japan? I see this all the time. In the US, do people buy strollers for their dogs?

Speaker 2 24:37

Oh yeah, I have seen people do that too. It's just strange. It's very common.

Speaker 3 24:46

Because they have legs and they can walk, unless it's a disabled dog they can't.

Speaker 2 24:52

They have legs and they can walk. Yeah, unless it's a disabled dog, then I get it. But and I thought I don't know why it's so common here. I thought maybe, oh, it is common there it is yeah, it's like so common like you won't think anything of it maybe we should figure out why people are doing that so I have seen an old lady do this she lives in our area and I thought maybe she also needs Because she's much older, like she's probably in her 80s.

Speaker 2 25:14

I thought, oh, maybe she actually needs Like something to hang on to While she's walking. So I thought maybe the stroller helps.

Speaker 1 25:21

You know Kind of like a walker.

Speaker 2 25:24

She could still have the dog walk.

Speaker 1 25:27

That's true.

Speaker 3 25:28

That's true. That's true, but maybe it's like two in one, Not unless you had the dog I had. Mimi Just takes off.

Speaker 2 25:36

But the dog that I've seen is a small dog.

Speaker 3 25:39

Yeah, usually there's small dogs in a stroller. I always wonder, like I mean, they have legs and they can walk, why are they?

Speaker 2 25:46

And don't they love to walk? Isn't that the whole point? Yeah, I, I would think. I don't know. Maybe I don't know, maybe because some places don't allow dogs, but if they're like being held or if they're in their um, what do you call them? Like the?

Speaker 3 26:04

carrier, carrier thing, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 26:06

Yeah, maybe that. Okay, what's another question? Another question is if you had a superpower, what would it be and why? Sumi, you have something. Yes, I want to fly. I've been wanting to fly. Since I was a little girl and I've actually practiced on a broomstick, I feel like we all wanted to fly.

Speaker 3 26:34

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we probably all do want to fly. Do you remember we used to jump off of the rock all the time and try to like, fly, or in my mind I thought we were practicing how to fly. Remember, like, and there was a big rock which I always thought was a big rock, and then when I went back it was so small in japan at our house.

Speaker 2 26:52

Yeah, oh, I also feel like we tried it in ohio too, because we have that backyard like giant backyard oh yeah, I used to run and try to.

Speaker 3 27:00

Oh yeah, yeah, jump, yeah, yeah, I used to do that I used to.

Speaker 2 27:04

I I used an umbrella once too, like I climbed up a tree and used an umbrella and jumped.

Speaker 3 27:09

I probably would have too. It's because we didn't have cell phones back then. That's why kids did things like this you mean like stupid things. I think that's amazing. It's so much fun.

Speaker 2 27:23

I wonder, though, if we were influenced by the Ghibli studio film called Kiki's.

Speaker 3 27:28

Delivery. Yeah, Kiki's Delivery.

Speaker 2 27:30

Well, with the broomstick I was.

Speaker 3 27:32

Obviously, we were influenced, for sure.

Speaker 2 27:35

Yeah, there's this girl who she's considered a witch or whatever, and I think from age 13,. For a year she has to live outside of her city and the job is to deliver packages.

The Dark Comedy Explored: 'Bad Sisters'

Speaker 3 27:49

Well, that's the idea she came up with, because they are supposed to use their, I think magic, yeah, or whatever skill they had, as a witch. And she said she didn't really have a skill except for flying.

Speaker 2 28:01

So then, she came up with that delivery idea right yeah, that was around the time, I think, when we were at that age, we were jumping everywhere.

Speaker 3 28:12

Yeah, what would your superpower be?

Speaker 2 28:14

You know I thought about it. Being able to be somewhere quickly is nice Like yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 28:22

Fly I always talk about that or running, or Well, I don't think I want to run to japan, but I always say, like you know, to the kids oh my gosh, I wish I had the you know from that cartoon where the character he's what he's from the future and his robot. He's a robot and he has all kinds of cool gadgets and one of them is a door that leads you to anywhere you want to go when you just open it. And I always talk about that with the kids Like I just so wish. Yeah, that might be one of my way, but my superpower, so like maybe snap of a finger and I could be somewhere.

Speaker 2 29:05

It's not a superpower but it will Maybe. It is Kind of like Mary Poppins, like with a snap of a finger, everything goes back in place, it gets cleaned up.

Speaker 3 29:15

Anything gets done. That would be nice. Cleaning would be nice if, with a snap of a finger, yeah like cleaning. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 29:22

And you can cook with a snap of a finger. Yeah, that's nice. Okay, so this is a question that came up. If we were surrounded by zombies, in which order would we be killed, and why?

Speaker 2 29:36

I think Sumi is what I said first. I mean, that was her question that she asked, and I said I think you're going to die first. She'll get scared and that fear will take over. Okay, I thought that too. I thought I'd be the first to go, but then, now that I think about it, I'd be too scared and I won't take any risks. So I probably will be like hiding in a safe place, right, like I won't take any risks, I won't try to fight them or anything.

Speaker 3 30:02

Oh, I don't think I would try to fight them either. Are you don't think I would?

Speaker 2 30:05

try to fight them either, but like you're supposed to fight zombies, wait, if we're like, I think you just decapitate the head. That's. Isn't that the only way it dies?

Speaker 3 30:12

what if it doesn't die? Then you're like screwed, because now you attract it all and you pissed off at his friends.

Speaker 2 30:17

I feel like zombies like move together in groups, right like they're yes, but they move slow. Well, I mean, we don't know what zombies look like and what they act like, but from one movie that I've seen, they're slow.

Speaker 3 30:31

I mean, are there a lot of them and coming from different directions they're popping out, or is there only like five and they're like moving slowly, coming towards you?

Speaker 2 30:40

Basically zombies are. You know, humans dead right. So if you get attacked Like mummies, yeah, but they don't move. So if you get attacked like mummies, yeah, but they don't move. But if you get attacked, then you also become zombie.

Speaker 3 30:59

Oh yeah weird it gets populated when oh so you won't die, you'll become a zombie maybe it won't hurt, why? Why don't you just be like okay, tap me, tap me, tap me, like why? Or do they kill you Like, do they like?

Speaker 2 31:12

Well, I'm sure it's going to hurt. It seems like it's hurting. I mean they. Sometimes they'll eat your organs. I don't know. But then you become yeah, dead Wait so if we're in the same house, like If we're in the same house, like if we're stranded in the same house and the house is surrounded by zombies and eventually we run out of food, I feel like it'll be either one of you guys to go get food and supplies.

Speaker 3 31:36

Not me. You mean like we have to step out but they won't come in.

Speaker 2 31:40

I mean, that's what I'm imagining Like if we have the door locked in. Because they're not that strong right To be able to like break down. So they're slow and stupid, they're like dumb yeah. So I feel like it would be either one of you guys to go get supplies, not me. And who figured that? Who decided that? You decided that. No, I feel like you guys won't rely on me.

Speaker 3 32:04

I think so too, because I feel like Sumia would die. So one of us has to go Right.

Speaker 2 32:08

That's how it will happen. Well, I would try to figure out what they would fear, because there has to be something.

Speaker 3 32:16

Maybe we could just light them on fire.

Speaker 2 32:19

Oh yeah, but somehow like, okay, dump oil on them and yeah, like from like the top floor, if we have a top floor and then spray oil and then cast them on fire.

Speaker 3 32:31

Oh, hopefully they don't catch our house on fire and then we're really like have to leave yeah, and I don't think they die, though I think you really have to decapitate the head. Oh, that's the only.

Speaker 2 32:41

Also, then they die, then they die yeah okay, so we need to find a machete or see like, I don't like.

Speaker 3 32:50

So they don't bleed, though, right, obviously, because they're dead, right. So, okay, can I tell you something? But they look, you know, they have horrible, you know they have like those um uh zombie games that like game places, arc arcades and stuff. Um, I hate playing them. Oh, I love playing those. Okay, so maybe you will be okay.

Speaker 2 33:11

Yeah, yeah, I like to shoot them in the head.

Speaker 3 33:13

I just don't like it. I just don't like it.

Speaker 2 33:15

Yeah, but where do we get the guns? That's why you, either one of you guys, have to go get it.

Speaker 3 33:31

I feel like we should just like tie a huge rock or a dumbbell to a very strong rope and then like swing it around as we like go to get food or wherever, and then we'll get tired. So then you had to switch arms and right. That might work Well, and they're slow but then you might get dizzy.

Speaker 2 33:40

They're slow, so you can probably outrun them. No, I feel like if we're all running like if we're all running away from the zombies and they're like literally like right behind us, I feel like Kaori would be the slowest runner, so I think they'll get to you first and while they're like eating you up, Then I'll become zombies and I'll chase you guys.

Speaker 3 34:05

I'm sure, but you'll be super slow. But if they're slow, if they're slow, then it's fine, right? I mean, I can't sprint, but I have endurance, I can run long distance, but I'm vice versa. But I would still run with a dumbbell with like a long rope tied to it, and then run with it just in case they come closer, and then I'll just swing it around and then aim for their heads.

Speaker 2 34:26

Okay, the question was who gets killed first?

Speaker 3 34:33

Yeah, but now the situation is different. I guess she was thinking something else. I thought we were like out in the open, you know, I feel like if it's a zombie movie and we're like characters in the movie.

Speaker 2 34:42

I feel like I will probably get killed first, I feel like you get scared easily for some reason yeah, I think you'll get overwhelmed and stressed yeah yeah, I think I'll give up.

Speaker 3 34:53

I'll be too scared and I'll be like okay just pick me um, probably not, though when you're actually in that situation, I feel like the adrenaline will kick in yeah, but Suni is pregnant too, so she might have a different, not give up.

Speaker 2 35:09

I have protective instincts. I use that as an excuse to make you guys go guess what you're making us. We would Amazon it zombies who's? Going to deliver it a zombie, but don't you think, I don't think you guys will rely on me.

Speaker 3 35:28

But I mean, even if we, where would we go for food?

Speaker 2 35:29

if zombies are out there in the wild, then there would be, no workers right like we go to like a abandoned supermarket and get like what if?

Speaker 3 35:37

they're all because they know what. That's what people will do. They're all waiting outside then probably chance I don't think.

Speaker 2 35:45

What if you get in a car? Exactly, I was going to say you don't have to just go run out with dumbbells, you can just get in the car.

Speaker 3 35:54

I thought we were more stranded.

Speaker 2 35:55

Out in the wild.

Speaker 3 35:57

Not wild but I guess Out in the open.

Speaker 2 36:01

Like a crappy situation. I thought there has to be something that they fear, or something do they hear? Dogs? I don't know. Actually I'm not sure I don't know. So then I'll use audio yeah but they're dead people, so I'm assuming they look scary. I'll be scared, but they say that there won't be any zombies in japan. You know, zombies are like dead people and in Japan they cremate once you're dying, but in the US they bury you right Like the common way. Yeah, I guess that's an option.

Speaker 3 36:34

Yeah, you get to choose.

Speaker 2 36:36

But you know, this is fiction, it doesn't.

Speaker 1 36:39

Right yeah.

Speaker 3 36:41

You're talking like it happens. I mean, what, if you like, took your own life? Would you turn into a zombie? No, no, you're just killing yourself, you're committing suicide so would you rather just shoot yourself at the point if you have a gun in your hand and they're like overwhelmed?

Speaker 2 36:56

probably. Yeah, I would probably take my own life.

Speaker 3 36:59

Yeah, if there's zero chance of me surviving, then yeah well, if we had your superpower at that time, we could just fly and just keep flying and land wherever.

Speaker 2 37:10

That's true yeah, or with a snap of a finger might be better and be somewhere but I mean, there may be zombies everywhere so you just keep snapping.

Speaker 3 37:20

I mean, if you fly yeah, because you can kind of see like, where should I land? There's no zombies here. Yeah, yep, but yeah, maybe I need to rethink my superpowers.

Speaker 2 37:32

It's fictional, it's fictional.

Speaker 3 37:34

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Speaker 1 37:50

Ja ne, ja ne. Get hurt and want to come and give me a break, cause I've been waiting for so long For someone to rescue me, and if you continue to hold my heartstrings, I don't think that I can survive.