Sarah’s World | BONUS

A bonus episode into Sarah’s World

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

Hi Kia! Hola! Trying to think of every way I know how to say hi.

SPEAKER_02 0:08

Welcome to More Than Glitter, Voices Unheard, a podcast where the stories shimmer brighter than the stage lights. I'm your host, Mariah Edwards, and I invite you to join me on a journey into the lives of those whose voices are as captivating as their performances. Here in R Safe Space, we go beyond the glitter and glam. We sit down with dancers from all walks of life, uncovering the stories behind the sparkle. This isn't just a show about strippers, it's about the person beneath the persona. In this special bonus episode, we thought it would be incredibly fun to play a game of Would You Rather with our guest Sarah. Get ready for some intriguing choices and delightful discussions. Let's dive in. Would you rather have a flying carpet or a car that can drive underwater?

SPEAKER_00 0:57

Ooh, flying carpet, I don't like water. I'm not an ocean girly.

SPEAKER_02 1:02

I thought that was gonna be a hard one. I was like, well, it'd be pretty cool to be like underwater driving around. Like seeing what's down there.

SPEAKER_00 1:10

The only thing I would think is wow, I am definitely getting eaten by a shark right now. Like sharks are my biggest fucking fear. I hate sharks. I can't even see them on the screen. I like shiver. I think I got eaten by a shark in a previous life.

SPEAKER_02 1:25

Probably. I can see that. I think so. Would you rather be able to only whisper or shout out everything you say?

SPEAKER_00 1:34

Shout because I feel like I'm already loud as well. Like I feel like I shout most of the time. Do you do? You do. I'm like, I feel like I'm always fucking loud. So like I would just rather shout. Like, God forbid I'm whispering and one of you is not listening to me, I'm freaking out. You know? Like, I just rather fucking be loud as shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:54

I can see that. That's funny. Would you rather have to wear a clown wig every day for the rest of your life or wear clown shoes every day for the rest of your life? Probably a clown wig because I would never have to fucking do my hair.

SPEAKER_00 2:08

I feel like that would be easier too. Clown shoes, you'd be like tripping. Yeah. That would be one last thing that pisses me off. Like I just have to strap on a wig. And I'm good.

SPEAKER_02 2:19

You can have like fun colors, probably. Would you rather have a permanent unibrow or no eyebrows at all? Probably a unibrow.

SPEAKER_00 2:28

I'd probably just fucking rock it. I feel like I would look like an alien with a bigger forehead than I already have if I had no fucking eyebrows.

SPEAKER_02 2:37

See, I felt I would pick no eyebrows because I can just draw them on.

SPEAKER_00 2:43

I didn't even think about that. I'm over here, like at least I could shape a unibrow. Except I still might just rock a unibrow. Like how it might be fun.

SPEAKER_02 2:54

Would you rather have to announce to everyone around you whenever you had to fart or pee your pants daily at noon?

SPEAKER_00 3:01

I think I already do the first one. So probably the first one. I'm someone who announces anytime I have to do anything. Like if I have to shit, I'm like, I have to go shit, be right back. Or like I'm gonna go pee like every time already. So I feel like that would just I wouldn't change anything. You know what I'm saying? And then peeing your pants every day at noon. Like, what if I'm doing something? That's very inconvenient.

SPEAKER_02 3:23

See, I would probably because I'm so I don't talk about that stuff.

SPEAKER_01 3:28

Yeah, you're quiet. I would just plan around noon. Like, I can't do anything. I can't do anything at noon.

SPEAKER_00 3:36

Anytime I'd go, like we'd be at work and I'd be like, oh, I have to go shit. You'd be like, okay, then go. Like you would be like offended that I told you I had to shit. I'm like, okay, do you want to come? Yes or no? Is basically why I was telling you. Like, okay, I guess I'll go alone. Bye. I'll be back. You want me to wipe your butt? Maybe maybe that's why I needed you in there for mental support, emotional support. No, you never wanted to come with me. I swear, anytime I'd be like, I'd have to pee, you'd be like, okay, go. I'd be like, okay, guess I'm going alone. Fine, I'll be back. You're like, okay. I go.

SPEAKER_02 4:17

I have poop phobia. I don't know what it's called. I can't poop, or I really can't poop in public, but I really can't go to the bathroom in general in public.

SPEAKER_00 4:28

I can go anywhere. I can do anything anywhere.

SPEAKER_02 4:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:32

Doesn't matter. If I have to go, I'm going. I'm not gonna strain myself and be in pain because I have to shit, God forbid, at a Target. I will hold shitting in Target. No, not a thing. No, not a thing. I'm also I'm also like a little lactose. Actually, not a little. I'm lactose intolerance. And fucking when I gotta go, I gotta go. So there's no holding it. You know? Like I don't have that luxury of holding when my whenever I have to go. I also push the fucking baby out of this cooch, and when I have to pee, I have to pee. Like I'm going now every time. My mamas gets so pissed when we're driving, and like I have to go to the bathroom. I'm like, we've been in the car for 30 minutes. I have to pee. Like I drink so much liquid. Yeah, you can I have to go. Yeah. Piss that or I'll piss right here. I don't care. I'm surprised you don't have like go right here.

SPEAKER_01 5:28

The toddler little potties.

SPEAKER_00 5:30

Oh, like the squatty potties or whatever.

SPEAKER_01 5:34

I should get one. That would be a good investment. I'm gonna buy you one. I'll Amazon it.

SPEAKER_00 5:38

I love that. How fun! Oh my god, I love it. The dazzles pink. Yeah. My mom will be like, what the fuck is this? I'd be like, Well, you were bitching so much. So we fixed the problem. Now you don't have to yell at me.

SPEAKER_02 5:56

So freaking funny. I love you so much, and thank you more than anything for doing this podcast.

SPEAKER_00 6:04

Thank you for having me.

SPEAKER_02 6:05

It was so fun. Thank you for listening to More Than Glitter, Voices Unheard. We hope you enjoyed this bonus episode. If you haven't already, please subscribe, share, and leave a five-star review. Tune in next week where the journey into understanding, acceptance, and the beauty of being seen for who we truly are continues. Remember, everyone has a journey the world never sees. Be kind and remember, you are loved.

SPEAKER_00 6:32

I don't know anymore. Is that enough to give you some screen anymore? I saw this thing the other day where it's where it was like the less you hug, like the friends you hug the least are like the ones you're closest to, and I could count on my fucking hand how many times Haley and I've hugged. Or like even you and I, like we don't really come here and snuggle in.

SPEAKER_02 6:58

I'm not a really touchy person.

SPEAKER_00 7:00

Like nuzzle in when I need it. But like most of the time I'm just like, I'm like trying to get my eyebrows to touch. Like I don't have a shit ton of Botox right here. I always tell myself, that's why I used to tell myself like like about men too. I'd be like, no man should be making you cry and bring that pair of lashes, bitch. Nobody's wearing a pair of lashes.

SPEAKER_02 7:19

Sounds good. So you better have fucking friends to like and share this shit. Or else I would stab you in your eyeball. I would still, if I didn't have an eye, put a lash on it.

SPEAKER_00 7:30

I'd still glue a lash to that lid, but best believed.