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SPEAKER_01

Yeah, you're fucking kidding me. Uh welcome everybody to a brand new episode of Nearly Insane. My name is Joshua. We got Sean here with us.

SPEAKER_02

I'm always here.

SPEAKER_01

That's right. Alright, we're back. We're good. Sound check's perfect. But for some reason, those same headphones aren't good enough for work.

SPEAKER_02

It's never good enough. No, I don't think much is good enough. Much is good for fucking working nowadays. I work like a fucking slave. I feel like I wait work a big fucking minimum wage.

SPEAKER_01

Speaking of fucking work, because my work, they're like, they're one of the top fucking companies embracing this fucking AI takeover push. And I'm sitting here like, yo, like my job depends on me talking to fucking people. And you got AI answering the fucking phone not before me, right? So yesterday I talked to a coder, he was an original coder from 1960s Air Force, right? So you want a list of fucking providers in his area, I'm like, yo, you want an email? He goes, No, I threw my computer out in 2014. He's gonna throw it in the fucking garbage. He's like, I'm sick of fucking looking at computers, can't do it anymore. He goes, I've been coding that's when he told me the story. I've been the original coder since fucking 1960 from the Air Force, right? So he's telling me, and normally I ought to bypass this shit. If anyone else without this background would have told it to me, I would have bypassed it completely. But I passed it up to management, and I'm like, yo, I'm like, and that's that's what I told management when I'm talking to him uh about this on the call, and I'm like, yo, I'm like this dude he told me that not only our AI, but any AI, so if you call anywhere and you compliment the AI, it automatically gets you to an agent. It's not built to handle compliments.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah, I get what you're saying.

SPEAKER_01

So he was like at first he's talking to AI to have him send the email via the fucking thing. So he already had the email when he got to me. Or whatever, but he didn't want the email, he wanted an actual mail. Yeah, so he he you passed it along, he was like, yo, he's like, just so just so you know, he's like, you know, um, you want to pass it up the ladder that AI as it as it stands right now is not built to receive compliments. He's like, so I said thank you, immediately passed me to you. It doesn't know what to do. Yeah. If you freak out, I'll say fuck you, blah, blah, blah. Like it knows how to respond to fucking criticism and shit.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But if you're complimenting it, it freaks out. It gets you to a person.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

It's not built to handle thank you, please. You're welcome. It got him right to me.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, if you're nice to it, right? Yeah. That's fucked up.

SPEAKER_01

If you say like thank you, please, shit like that, like a normal human being, like like like robot, you robotic piece of shit. Yeah, right. It'll hang up or something. Really? But yeah, it'll do what it's supposed to do. But say, like, I hand Sean's bag is full of fucking food and he goes, Thank you. It doesn't know how to respond to thank you. It doesn't know how to interact with a person.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, on that level. I get what you're saying now.

SPEAKER_01

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So it like freaks out and gets it to get you to a human. It doesn't know how to fucking take it, dude. It's fucking crazy. That is, and that's from a dude who built like the very basis of what we're doing right now. Like he's like, yo, I know like 30 different code languages, name them off me, rattle them all off. I'm like, yo, say Cobra, Python, fucking blah blah blah blah. Holy shit, dude. All right, bro. So I pass it up the ladder and I'll get like mad shock reacts and shit. And they're like, yo, I'm like, yo, if any other random customer told me, just like, oh, you know, I was talking to it. I said, hey, thank you, and it got you to me. You know, I just I wouldn't thought nothing of it. But because of who it came from, yeah, the the source, right? Yeah, so I pass it up and they're like, oh shit, like mad shock reacts. And I was like, it's not just ours, it's just AI is not built to deal with compliments.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, that's that's I think that's a fucking little weird.

SPEAKER_01

Right? Yeah, fucking the AI. And then one, like I told you, I was in the office a lot last week. So the day I'm in the office, I'm out of lunch, I'm scrolling through my fucking timeline. That's when I see Melania Trump on stage with the fucking robot.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I start having a fucking anxiety attack.

SPEAKER_02

Listen, dude, did you see did you see the TikTok where they were comparing the Melania robot to Joe Biden walking through the fans, dude? It did look like a joke. It did. That was probably the fucking shit. You see this fucking doing a high step and shit.

SPEAKER_01

And I'm sitting there and I'm like, yo, that was our president, bro. I'm starting to get like a fucking like an anxiety attack and shit, and I'm like, yo. So they're like telling the kids don't be scared of the robot, he's here to help, and blah, blah, blah, and all this fucking shit. And I'm like, yo. I looked at my coworker, the job coach, and I go, yo, I go, listen, man. I go, what the fuck are we doing as a country?

unknown

Right?

SPEAKER_01

Like bringing robots on the White House stage and fucking all that shit. I go, listen, I go, listen, when I die, I want to be fucking dead. Everyone just starts laughing. I'm like, it's not a fucking joke, bro. Yeah, don't you? When I die, robots right. I don't want I don't want to be I don't want my conscience uploaded to the fucking cloud. When I die, I want to be dead. That's it. Yeah, I don't want this fucking upload them and just keep them alive and fucking all that. No. No. Feels like that. Let me fucking rest, bro.

SPEAKER_02

Remember that Black Mirror episode? Yeah, exactly. Where like the shit brought him back with the memories in his fucking the fucking head shit. Yeah. The ship in their head.

SPEAKER_01

So much about that show is about AI. I feel like it needs to be like a national fucking like four-hour fucking block where you can't turn it off. Kind of like that one thing, that one episode they had where if you look close your eyes, the ads don't play.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

You do ran out of queens and shit, and you had to watch the check he loved to turn to porn and shit.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we ran out of the money. Yeah. So we had to watch it.

SPEAKER_01

Because he gave them to her. Yeah. And she fucking go turn on, does fucking porn. We used to watch it.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, she was supposed to be a singer and they turned her out into doing fucking porn flicks.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. And he has to fucking sit there and watch the shit. If he closes his eyes, it won't fucking go past the commercial. So he has to watch the fucking chick he fell in love with, do fucking porn. Has to. If you close your eyes, it doesn't progress.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But I just feel like there should be like a four-hour block with every AI episode of that show and just watch the entire fucking country has to fucking watch it. Yeah. This is what we're headed for. That's what it seems like, right? Like, like the one, the one where fucking what's his name? She d her boyfriend died renting a fucking truck or whatever the fuck. And she's sad and shit, and his her friend recommends, oh, you know, you can bring him back. It starts with them chatting and it picks it, like it reads his social media and mimics his social media fucking output.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And she's having a conversation with it, and it's it's like him, and then all of a sudden the technology progresses to where, yo, now you can have a human version of well, not really, but you know, I mean, like a dude that looks like him. Yeah. But it's really a robot. So it moves in, starts fucking doing his shit, and and she tells it, yo, jump off this fucking cliff. And because he's programmed to do what she says, he's like, alright, and she's like, no, you're not supposed to fucking like jump off the fucking cliff, dude. Yeah. So the whole shit is just getting to a point to where fucking like it's like a lot of people.

SPEAKER_02

Well, I think dude, I think I think we all knew fucking AI was gonna fucking slowly fucking integrate because and it's gonna get to where it's at now because there was countries that were are in more advanced AI shit than we are right now, like China, Japan, and shit are way ahead. Yeah, yeah. They're like way the fuck ahead.

SPEAKER_01

Like it shouldn't be a controversial opinion when I die, I want to be dead. Like, I didn't state it in my will. Like, what what the fuck, dude?

SPEAKER_02

I'll be honest with you, I if it ever gets to that point, you get to that age where AI is doing shit like that, you probably should. Be like, yo, nobody has the legal right to my fucking soul, or whatever the fuck, dude, or my conscience or my memories or anything, dude. Like, nobody has the right to fucking take that. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_01

Cause damn, bro, my mom checked out at the right time. Fuck humanity-wise, like fuck we're right ahead, fucking she clipped she fucking checked out right before all this shit started, bro. Yeah, for real. God damn. But um yeah, so that's something been on my mind this week. She's like, fuck, dude. Like, you know, we used to joke about like Terminator. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Imagine that. It's real now, dude. Now it's fucking real shit, dude. It's fucking like it's coming to life. Yo, for real. It's fucking terrifying. Everyone thought it was a joke into anyway. It really did turn a corner quick. Like, one it went, we went from fucking smartphones to fucking like okay. Not yo, you got people dating fucking chat bots and fucking killing themselves for them and fucking shit.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, but you want to know what listen, I'm gonna I'm about to spin this bitch on his head right now. Yeah, okay, because you had to mention it. Yeah, and it's been a fucking clicking in my fucking mind, dude. I've had a conversation with somebody at work. Yeah, because I work all women except two dudes and like fucking nine women. So it's all fucking women there, yeah. And I was talking to this fucking girl Casey last week. We were I brought up the whole fucking I seen a TikTok about some dude who was dating an AI thing. Yeah, like he would text it, good morning, and be like, hey baby, right? Like in all this other shit, right? So and she was she was like, Oh, that's fucking kind of fucking sick. I go, that dude's got no headache, bro. I go, listen, listen, listen. Uh hold on. I explained. Okay, because she literally was interested because of my stupid.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I go, this dude's got no headache, none, zero. She goes, What do you mean? How's he gonna have sex, dude? You can just be like, send me sex tape. You know what I'm saying? Just pull one off the pole. This is you fucking me. And they can AI the dude. Yeah, he can go with my dick six inches and fucking got a big vein on the side. Yeah, make it for you and it'll make it, yeah, right? Yeah, I'm willing to listen. So I'm like, I'm like, so now this dude, this dude has a girlfriend who's fucking people do lungs. Yeah, that's nothing. You know what I mean? It's cheaper to bring her to the apple. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, it's an app, right? Hold on. So I'm like, where's the headache? Yeah, you you're you're not you're not paying, you you don't you don't have to buy engagement rings, right? You don't have to take her out to fucking dinner.

SPEAKER_01

You don't have to worry about it.

SPEAKER_02

You can live you can dude. If you can get off from fucking phone sex and fucking sexting, yeah, you have your life is made. And that's the area I grew up in. I can get off from sexing. Like for yeah, me too. If you're graphic enough, yeah, I will fucking my shit will hit the ceiling. If you're graphic enough, dude, you tell me how sloppy you're gonna make it. Yeah, tell me how tight you're gonna be. Listen, I'm fucking bro. I'm I'm me, I'm all about the BJs.

SPEAKER_01

I can do two shits about fucking at this point. Fucking thank you, Jordan.

SPEAKER_02

Listen, I'm no, I'll be I'll be completely honest about it, dude. Like appreciate it. I have no I have no issue with the case. Bro, I have uh listen, I have no issue with like fucking the sex card, okay? Yeah, none. But if fucking like I if if there was a fucking, for example, a girl would be like, I love d I love sucking dick, okay?

SPEAKER_03

I've been seeing that shit all over Twitter lately.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Do you want to know why?

SPEAKER_01

I suck dick for you, I do it for me. I'm like, yo, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Well, they're lucky, they're they're they're they're lucky guys because I'm fucking one that's allergic to it. I think she needs fucking Benadryl. Fucking it's fucking crazy. All right, but I'm just saying, like, like I'm do you go back to the AI thing. Yeah, okay. You gotta understand, people don't understand like why like men for the most part are like is it that or is it or is it loneliness?

SPEAKER_01

No, because because the nah dude me and this girl were talking about it part of it maybe because I'm like because I I brought that up too where we're you know we're kind of having to have the same conversation that me and you are having, and it led to the dating the chat bot and shit like that. And I'm like, well, yo, if you're dating a chat bot, you're probably not built to date a fucking human. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02

But you have the other outlook on it, to which guys I have a different, yeah, I have a completely different view. Mine, mine is like I think it could be like a 50-50 deal here. Maybe your part's half of it and my parts the other.

SPEAKER_01

Part of it's gotta be a lonely dude. You can't pull it chick.

SPEAKER_02

See, my my my part An investigation, use it as practice. No, my part, my part is because I seen the other side of the coin. True. How you get fucking financially ravaged and kids taken from you and fucking financially fucking drowned in child supports and visitations and court hearings, and right we we as men who've been through shit like that, dude, don't want to do it again. Right. And we'd rather do deal with a fucking virtual person than fucking even be interested in a real live human being because we know that the end game is something we're gonna do within the next three to five year periods gonna irritate you, and you're gonna leave me and I'm starting over again. At least I know that AI chick is gonna love me forever. What if the service shuts down? Is it gonna lose the shit? Well, yeah, it probably blows fucking brains out, but hey, good run. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04

Like, that's funny.

SPEAKER_02

I mean, you had a good run, dude. But what are the chances of that? It's probably gonna upgrade. The odds of that going down is almost zero. It's gonna get better. You're probably gonna wind up where you can order the fucking thing, order walk around the fucking house and order the fucking yeah, order the fucking doll and come here, dude. And she's gonna be mad submissive, be like, she's in the middle of fuck cooking a steak, be like, You want to know what, Andrea? Blow me.

SPEAKER_04

Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_02

You know what I'm saying? And then you're gonna bring it out there. Bro, did you see did you see the ones they make now? No, they put water in its head so that if it does give you oral sex, it's wet. Oh shit. Yeah, do you put lubricant in it? How much of those costs? I want one.

SPEAKER_01

12 grand, dude. Hey, it's attainable. It's really, bro.

SPEAKER_02

Listen, if first source can give me a loan for a car, right? You know what I'm saying? They give me a loan for a fucking sex bot. You know what I'm saying? Like I mean, I'd rather have that than a car right now.

SPEAKER_01

Fucking Jesus, at least I know that anytime I wanted some, it's there. But like, how okay, so let's say we do get to the sex bot part and it becomes normalized part of society, right? Women are fucked. How much, but wait, wait, how much of that is really a nefarious fucking, like the evil fucking outlook of being like, that's how we stop population growth? Oh, motherfuckers are gonna nut in this fucking thing.

SPEAKER_02

You're not gonna have kids, you're gonna have your own fucking sex sleeve. I get it, but like that means that these women are gonna have to accept the fact that like this robot's gonna be in their house. So when the wife says she's got a headache, he's got something else to fuck. Okay, because there's always there's there's there's there's always an exception.

SPEAKER_01

It's gonna take years for us to get to a point where a woman's gonna accept a bot.

SPEAKER_02

Listen, I understand that, but you wanna know what, bro? But half these fucking dumb bitches accept their fucking dudes cheating on them all the time and staying.

SPEAKER_03

True.

SPEAKER_02

What's the difference? It's a rubber thing, it ain't even a real person.

SPEAKER_01

I guess, I guess if you gave me a choice between the two, I'd rather have like an assigned robot than fucking Kenneth Kenneth down the road. See what I mean?

SPEAKER_03

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01

But that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02

I'd dude, I'd rather, I'd rather if I was a girl, okay? Yeah, I'd rather fucking be like, yo, take the fucking robot and fucking plow her fucking head till her fucking rubber melts. I don't feel like tonight or some shit, yeah. Than going out and fucking Brittany. Right. That can have my baby. Right. Because we all know you ain't gonna have no animatronic fucking kids, dude.

SPEAKER_01

It ain't fucking.

SPEAKER_02

It ain't fucking, it ain't fucking probably a hundred years left. I mean, it's not like it's it's not like it's gonna be fucking like um but you gotta understand these people that create these fucking things aren't stupid, okay? Right, you know damn well, bro, you could probably send that robot out for an upgrade and bring it back pregnant. Little animatronic fucking baby spectrum. Baby! Right, have a little robot baby in the fucking thing, uh flap and fucking. You don't understand. All you gotta do is scan the dude's face, scan the robot's face, and then mix them together and then make a fucking baby.

SPEAKER_01

But you see what I'm saying? We're getting the black mirror territory here. You see what I'm saying? But it's like the whole country has to sit the fuck down and watch this fuck like watch the four AI episodes of this fucking show.

SPEAKER_02

But Joshua, here's the thing it's all can be reality because they're doing it already. They're already here, bro. They already do the sex robots.

SPEAKER_01

Like when I when I watch Black Mirror, I took it as a cautionary tale. I Google it. I when I watch Black Mirror, I I watch it as a warning, right? If you have episodes, yes. If you guys don't cool your shit, this is where you're headed. That every episode is how I view it, bro. And sometimes it hits and sometimes it doesn't. More times than not, it does. They've had a couple rough seasons or whatever, but for the most part, it hits. The first couple seasons there wasn't a fucking miss.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. You know, um, I be I I noticed that as I go through the season, when I do watch it, I do catch myself combing right as the seasons get further further seasons in. Right. Like I hate them fucking SS fucking seasons.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I don't like those ones either ones doing things. And I one thing I hated is when they went to Netflix, they started using big name actors. That's not what Black Mirror is about, bro. It's an unknown fucking, it's a great strip with some unknown actors. Yeah, I don't want to see Aaron Paul fucking doing the shit, bro.

SPEAKER_02

I just don't. I'm not gonna lie, I didn't I wasn't a fan of the big actor episodes either, but uh the one I uh did enjoy was the one Miley Cyrus was in.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, that was bombs.

SPEAKER_02

And that was AI one too. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, AI robot fucking. Yeah, they took her over, dude. Yeah, they made her like 90,000 foot tall on the concert, so I'd like to get a good view of her. Yeah, that's the type of shit. And it it seems like a stretch, okay?

SPEAKER_01

And maybe they do not because you already set the stage with Fortnite fucking concerts and shit. Joshua, they the whole fucking world's watching fucking MM being fucking video.

SPEAKER_02

Travis Scott being fucking 30,000 foot tall, walking in the whole country. Yeah, yeah. You've already set the stage. But what I'm snub, what I'm what I'm trying to say though is that I think he stretches the line, but a lot of that can come to reality.

SPEAKER_01

That one with the redo where he goes to like test out the video game fucking thing.

SPEAKER_02

That shit's happening right now.

SPEAKER_01

You seen that one?

SPEAKER_03

The one where he like takes acid on the shit.

SPEAKER_01

The first time he's playing the game. Yeah, and they tell him they're they're like, don't touch your phone. Yeah. And he does, anyways. Yeah, text his mom or whatever the fuck, and ends up fucking killing him and shit. He's like, so fucking freaking out and fucking whatever.

SPEAKER_02

And they warned them not to yeah. Yeah. Alright, we strayed, but anyways, sex robot thing. Yeah, but anyways, yeah. But no, I'm just saying, you got what people I think what a lot of people it for women at least don't understand.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

That there are a fucking a lot, millions but millions of men, dude, who have been completely obliterated by some of you guys.

SPEAKER_01

Broken completely.

SPEAKER_02

I'm talking about offing themselves, dude, trying to fucking murder their ex-wives because of shit they've done to them. Yeah. Between the cheating and the the fucking humiliation and the you know, you know, the emasculating and the fucking talking down, and then you getting you being able to treat us any way you want, and then you get to divorce us and leave, and then we gotta fight you for a weekend with the kids, and then we gotta pay fucking 33% of our paycheck, and you should go to want to let us visit, and then we gotta go live in a one-bedroom apartment when we own the home we were in, and we had to give you that. We had to give you the new mortgage and our rent. Yeah, fucking holy fuck, dude. And and and and then expect us alimony and fucking live with another guy and flooding a lifestyle. Well, hold on, and then fucking expect us to take the kids on the weekend and have money to go do shit with them. Right.

SPEAKER_00

Well, you don't join me when you get them.

SPEAKER_02

Oh shit, all my money's getting fuddled from fucking meeting. No shit. You want to fucking send it back, bitch? Right. Because that'd be nice, dude. Yeah, I'll tell you right now, bro. I was the first one. I said this shit to fucking Cassie last night, dude. And you should the look she fucking gave me, dude, was fucking, she was kind of like, I can't believe you fucking said that. I told her straight up. I can tell you right now, I said the next time I see that bitch in the fucking public, the next time I I'm going to jail. I'm knocking that bitch through a rack of food. Dude. Fucking eat this little fucking weirdo fucking mother, Janelle, you fucking miserable, ugly bitch. I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna fucking spear your clothesline. I'm gonna fucking spear your weird looking ass through the fucking Dorito rap the next time I fucking see you.

SPEAKER_01

He's gonna gear up for it like moving into the spear and fucking.

SPEAKER_02

Listen, Joshua, I have never been in the background. Do it oofs. Yeah, just gotta do it. Hold on. I've never, I've never, ever, I've never in my life, seriously, never in my life ever been like, I wanna hit a girl. Yeah ever. Never ever, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

That's the one that I've been current day shit or just how the bills do Joshua.

SPEAKER_02

Bro, I'm fucking making sixteen hundred dollars every two weeks, and by the time she gets her cut, bro, I'm barely clearing fucking fucking 900. Oof. I'm getting fucking slaughtered, dude. Yeah, yeah. And then I gotta go into my own home and I got the bills to pay here. Then I had to get a fucking car, and then I got a carbon, but now my car insurance goes up. Who the fuck's gonna help me?

SPEAKER_01

Nobody helps me. Here's the thing when it comes to the- I'm on my own here, dude. Here's the thing when it comes to the sex box thing that I do side with you on, right? Women truly are fucked because men are the architect of of lives, right? Like we don't believe that, dude. We we we pay for it, you know, and like real men, like men like me and you and your dad, they don't believe that to a certain point, like we take pleasure in doing that. Like, I want to do that for the woman I love, dude. Like I want to, I want to give you a good life, I want to give you some nice place to live, all that shit, right? But if if if you take that away from me and the next offer is, well, you can have this instead, and there's no threat of that, now women are even more fucked because now the man, the men, the pool of men who want to do that, the pool of men who want to do that already is already small. 15, 20%, maybe who have that mindset of like, yo, I want to fuck and build something nice with us and shit like that, right? It's already small. Now you're shrunking it probably even more by another five, ten percent because the dude who's been who's been burned. Yeah, now it's fuck it. I'd rather have the fucking sex bot and pay for my fucking life and not have to worry about fucking, you know, am I is there gonna be an argument when I walk in the door? Is there gonna be fucking blah blah blah? You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, no, you're right, dude. You're dead, dead ass fucking right, because that's the because it turned it always has a tendency of not all relationships, but some a lot of them do turn into that. Yeah, that fucking nitpicky turn into a full blown argument, bullshit, and nobody wants to deal with it. Yeah, I at least I know with a sex bot, dude. Like, even if I gotta come home and I still gotta do all the dishes and I still gotta do the laundry and I still gotta clean the house and I still gotta pay all the bills. At least I know I'm getting a good nut at the end of the night. Yeah, that I'm not gonna get I'm not gonna get no that I want to fucking stick it in your ass today. Right. You know what I'm saying? Can I get that butt? Hammer it down, baby. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01

Like it's what if it what if it had the robot voice like like what if it was like ooh, yeah. Like like do you need it to have like the woman voice, or could could you deal with it being like oh I would have to turn I would have to turn that off. It would have to have like a real woman voice.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I couldn't. I couldn't I couldn't do that. Oh yeah, like I couldn't I couldn't fucking I couldn't do that. I'd have to fucking be like be like be like Lindsay, mute. Yeah, right. You know what I mean? Shut the fuck up. Just make faces, just make faces. Like fucking like I couldn't, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Could you look like Rosie on the Jeff Sneak?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, could yeah, could you could you imagine, dude, her blowing you and going, I love my God, my God. I couldn't fucking I couldn't picture it, dude. I could never in my wallet. I would shrink down to nothing. It would be a flaccid fucking flappy fucking thing. There'd be nothing like that.

SPEAKER_01

You gotta sample some voice off a porn fucking video or something.

SPEAKER_02

Dude, just be like, give me a generic woman talking. It could be a fucking professional secretary. Yes, would you like to do would you like for me to make your appointment today, sir? Yeah. Like anything.

SPEAKER_01

It can be a generic broken English shit if I'm with that.

SPEAKER_02

It just can't be like robotic. It could be in a foreign language, dude. Just make it a feminine sounding voice. I don't care what it is, dude. But it couldn't be, yeah, it couldn't be like robot. Nice to meet you. Like fucking shall I both do. Be like, I don't want nothing. I'd rather have a regular woman. So we have to cross that channel before we get to fucking. Yeah, we can't have the robotic voice, dude. Could you imagine? Could you imagine having sex with that thing and all of a sudden all of a sudden she's coming? I'm about to come. I'll be out of the fucking squirt.

SPEAKER_01

She's like vibrating a shit and all of a sudden she's like fucking short-circuiting sparks. She's coming out of a fucking nose and shit. Shit would be fucked up, dude. You gotta send it back with whoops.

SPEAKER_02

No, but I'm gonna say male function. But what I'm saying is that I don't think fucking like women understand not all. Because I'm not I hate I don't want everyone to think all, but there's there's a good chunk that don't understand the damage that they do to men permanently, like forever, like for life. Yeah, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't think people get it. A lot of fucking dudes, bro, like when you when you wind up say with say with a guy, all right, a woman winds up with a dude, and then all of a sudden, fucking out of nowhere, fucking you're like the dude's a fucking asshole. Yeah, no, because no gradual progression of the way no, what it is is that fucking I know at least for me, and I'm gonna speak for personal experience, okay? Yeah, I'm fine, dude, until you give me like a red flag of like an ex that was a fucking piece of shit to me, dude. And as soon as I get that ex that's a piece of shit to me, I'm now gonna be a real motherfucker to you, dude. Yeah, I'm now gonna be a fucking prick, bro. I'm gonna try you like. I'm probably gonna be borderline super disrespectful to you. Yeah, I'm not gonna fucking be very nice. You're not gonna see me going out of there buying you shit anymore. Right. I'm not gonna fucking fucking do any of that. Because you wanna know what? Just because you showed that one little fucking red flag.

SPEAKER_01

It was enough to remind me.

SPEAKER_02

It was enough for me to be like, damn, all you bitches are insane. Yeah, so and I'm not gonna continue to fucking live that way. So I'd rather get out of that situation fast as possible. Yeah, but again, I don't dump people, dude. I don't break up, I get broken up.

SPEAKER_01

I don't push somebody, dude.

SPEAKER_02

Listen, I will I can't deal with your shit. Listen, Quinn has heard me say it. I will make a home unlivable, dude.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. And you will want to leave. Well that that goes with what we were talking about earlier. Type C bullshit. It's it's conformity to avoid conflict, and then you you avoid so much conflict that you're in a situation now you can't help but confront the fucking conflict.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, and then I make it so- You let so much go, and I'm making it.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, now you're facing something in the face. You're looking at something in the face, you go, fuck, now I'm I'm at a point, it's either fucking I have to do something.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, so my my go my go-to is to make the fucking living environment so fucking hostile and fucking uncomfortable to where behind my back you're looking for a fucking place to rent.

SPEAKER_03

Right.

SPEAKER_02

Like I make it bad. And it's just it's just one of my things.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

It's just what I do. And that's why I always try to like like for example, like like Isaiah, he moved out, got his own apartment, blah blah blah blah blah, right? But I also told him straight up to his fucking face, and I know his fucking girlfriend fucking heard me because they were both on the fucking phone and called me on Facebook. I said, dude, I not this was before he got the apartment, but I I was giving him advice. I go, dude, listen. I go, if you're the one paying, dude, you need to be the one on the lease, bro. You need to be the one on the rental agreement. It did not but it needs not be both. Not for nothing, not both of these. Yeah, that's what I mean. But what I'm saying is that I that was only advice, just in case thing. Right. I'm like, dude, if you're the one covering security deposit, you're the one paying the first month's rent, yeah, she's not to be on the paperwork, bro. Yeah, I go, because you want to know what you're gonna wind up back at your fucking moms because you guys break up down the road. Not saying you're gonna break up, but to protect yourself, yeah, dude. Make sure it's in your name because legally she's gonna be the ones that have to leave in 30 days, even if she resides or gets mailed. Exactly. You are on you were on the lease agreement, you were on the rental agreement.

SPEAKER_03

Right.

SPEAKER_02

If you're both on it, she can kick you out, you can kick her out, and then nobody has a place to fucking live.

SPEAKER_03

Right.

SPEAKER_02

Make sure you're number one. Yep, you are primary, yeah, and you make that clear to your landlord, I am primary, the bills are in my name, blah, blah, blah, and you do it that way. I go, because you can split up and you can be sad, be sad in your apartment. Right. Don't fucking put anybody on shit. And it's weird because then Cassie gives the opposite advice. Do everything together, you guys are a team.

SPEAKER_01

We're not a fucking team. He's young. Yo, listen, I I'm not wishing, I'm not wishing for a bad relationship on the kid or anything like that. But growing up comes with growing pains. You're you're gonna fucking go through shit. You're gonna have shit to where people are gonna leave you. You're fucking young, dude. It happens. Listen, I wish you'd all right listen, I'll tell you this one. From from her perspective, she's trying to set the girl up for success. Yeah, your perspective, you're trying to look out for your son.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I'm gonna go.

SPEAKER_01

Give real life advice and be like, listen, dude, this shit happens.

SPEAKER_02

Well, she did she, well, Cassie also did say, You fucking you fucking hurt him. I'm gonna beat your fucking ass. Well, every girl says that.

SPEAKER_01

No, but friends say that shit like it's supposed to scare a guy.

SPEAKER_02

Do you want to know what's messed up? She's one of them ones that means it, dude. Yeah, she'll beat her up. But I know she actually hurt Isaiah and came down here, he cried about it, bro. She'd fucking go to Morrison and beat her up.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Like, I know she'd fucking assault that girl. She's assaulted people before. Yeah. So it ain't it ain't a stretch. But what I'm saying is that for me, like I'm glad he's happy, dude. Yeah. But again, I think because of my absenteeism in his life, like full man structure thing. Yeah. There's certain things that he he he only sees the female side of. Right. Because being with his mom and shit. Yeah. But what I tried to explain to him, I go, I go, Zay, I go, what you need to understand, bro. I go, you don't like being alone. Right. Yeah. I go, and that's a problem. It is. Because you gotta learn to live alone. Yeah. Okay. I go. Well, it's his delicate balance if you do it too much. Yeah, but then you don't want to be with anybody. Well, I love being alone for the fucking three or four years, dude. It's the greatest thing ever, bro. I just had random girls come over once in a while and fucking. You're so accustomed to it that a relationship like bothers you. But what this is what I'm trying to say. He more or less, dude, rolled over relationship, bro. Yeah. He went from he broke up with his fiance, dude, and like less than a month later started dating this other chick.

SPEAKER_01

Yep.

SPEAKER_02

He didn't even give himself time to like, he went from relationship to relationship.

SPEAKER_01

That is a problem because that's happened. This is what happened to me all my life.

SPEAKER_02

I never realized I gave myself mad time.

SPEAKER_01

I never realized that I'm never giving myself time to heal. It's just moving on from one to the other, and then you don't heal until you're completely fucking like broken and completely alone. Then you're like, oh fuck. Then you start realizing all this shit. You're like, yo, I wasted like 10 years, girl to girl. But here's the thing. I never gave myself the time to heal. I think what a lot of dudes.

SPEAKER_02

What I think a lot of dudes don't understand when it comes to things like that, like when you go from say a relationship to another relationship, okay? Yeah. I think what a lot of dudes don't understand is that all that next girl is is a replacement. Right. She's not she's not gonna be the one that you're gonna wind up in love with, dude. She's not gonna be the one you're gonna spend the rest of your life with. She's she she's a placeholder until you find the one that you want. Yeah. Okay, yeah. So what you're wasting your time. Yeah. When you can build a career, and your kids are still unhappy. Well, don't do kind of think at the end of the day. It gives you time. Say if you want to do build a career, go back to school, excel at your fucking job, buy tools, start a bullshit small business, fucking all this free time, dude. Go do go do lived experiences, go to fucking concerts, go to amusement parks, travel to another state, have the money to another country. Fucking hit hit the fucking gym three, four days a week. Yeah, go out to great dinners alone. Saves you money, dude. People gotta have men have to have alone time and lived experience time. Yeah, you're right. And when you go from relationship to relationship, bro, then relationships fail almost all the time. And I'm I I hate saying it, okay, but that age gap between them two, I have a problem with.

SPEAKER_01

How big is that?

SPEAKER_02

It's not fucking small. No, no, dude, there's nine-year age difference, bro. She's 31. Oh my god. She's the same age as Cassie, dude. And she's got two kids. And I even told him, I said, I said, I know you're good with kids, bro.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

You know what I'm saying? I know you are, you're not a bad dude.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

And I understand that you like her and you're literally doing the right thing. That's the thing with the next word, bro.

SPEAKER_01

Is like it I don't think that I actually like her. It's a lust thing. Purely fucking lust, bro. You can sit here and think about it, yo. You wouldn't be with her. She's got three kids at 25, yeah. Right? You just want to fuck her really bad. You want to fuck her up really badly. Yeah, but you gotta understand. I'm not gonna change my life. Like, well, but I tell her that, and I'm like, dude, why are you doing that?

SPEAKER_02

I hate saying that because the lust is so strong. Listen, uh Josh, I hate saying this, but like certain certain men, a good group, yeah, we're like walking Dakota rings. Yeah, okay, yeah, because we know that if we run across a really pretty girl, okay, yeah, she could have three kids, three baby daddies, yeah, and she's really pretty. We already know, okay, she's got three fucking kids, three baby daddies, she puts out. Yeah. We know that over time we're gonna get our way.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

So if we can fucking tough it out, yeah, long enough, yeah, you know what I mean, and play the nice guy thing because we all know she's gonna be like all dudes are scumbags and pieces of shit for at a certain period of time.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but you have always been nice to her.

SPEAKER_02

But they're not gonna fucking, they're not gonna fucking let you fucking hit immediately. Right. If you can fucking tough it out long enough, yeah, you're going balls deep, dude. Yeah, sooner or later, yeah, you're getting your way. Why? Because you manipulated the situation. Yeah, but they say it's manipulation, but I exhausted fucking four months, dude. Yeah, hours, good, good mornings, do you want to go out to coffee? Do you want to go out to launch? Hey, I'll meet at the park with the fucking kids. Yeah, you you earned it, dude. Yeah, yeah. They they tell they they say manipulation, I say earn. Yeah, no, okay, because if I'm listening if I'm putting in time, if I'm driving up to your house, which I've done a few times.

SPEAKER_01

If I'm driving up to your house dropping out fucking weed carts and fucking girls and fucking whatever the fuck and breakfast and whatever the fuck, yeah, I'm earning it. Yeah, you're motherfucking right, dude. I'm earning it. You're motherfucking right. If I'm buying you launch at work and buying energy drinks and shit and be nice and shit, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

And another thing, then things come to a stop when the things that you do for me come to a stop. Right. Absolutely. If I'm no longer getting any benefit at the back end, yeah, I'm not gonna do these things anymore.

SPEAKER_03

Right.

SPEAKER_02

And I don't care who the fuck it is, dude. Yeah, like if I'm not gonna if I don't get any any benefit, I ain't saying blow me every day. No, and I'm not saying give me sex every day. Send me a selfie every now and then, dude. I'm not not even that. How about fucking be nice? Yeah, why don't you act like you care once in a while and get a hold of me first? Why don't you come over and fucking sit with me and tell me you tell me you love me once in a while, or whatever the fuck it is, you got gotta be. There's gotta be some reward at the back end. Right when that fucking shit ends, that's when dudes stop doing shit. Yeah, and then we're called assholes and mean and inconsiderate and pricks and cold hearted and scumbags and fucking losers and yeah, you're a broke bum bitch, and you little dick nigga, and yeah, all the other shit. Yeah, I know I'm a little dick nigga. I know that, dude. Ain't a fucking shock. I'll tell the world, bitch. I ain't micro penis, but I ain't packing either, you know what I'm saying? Somewhere in the middle. I'm girthy, okay? I'll say that. I got a nice bulbous vein that goes right down the middle, okay?

SPEAKER_03

Bulbous vein.

SPEAKER_02

I'm a right, I'm I'm right at the edge, and I got a huge tip. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's the best way I can explain it.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, all right.

SPEAKER_02

But what I'm saying is that it's always the go-to. It's either you're a broke bum bitch, yeah, or you're a little dick motherfucker, you never made me fucking cum. Well, blah blah blah blah blah blah you squirted on my dick.

SPEAKER_01

What do you mean I didn't make you come, dude? What do you mean? That's what I was gonna say. Like, there's certain things that you can't lie about. Like, I don't know if women know this, but I can feel when I'm actually making you fucking come. Like, I can feel it like pulsating and fucking shit like that. There's some shit you can't lie about, dude.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, no shit. You're gonna lie about you're gonna lie about me not giving you an orgasm, but I felt like my fucking cock was locked inside your vagina because you squeezed it so fucking hard I couldn't even get it out. Yeah, lock box. But hold up, but hold on, dude. You ready? You ready?

SPEAKER_01

I had a girl go, because I was doing kegels while we were having sex, you lying bitch. No, there's a difference. I can feel the shit vibrating and pulsating and shit. PS borbs were your face you talking about.

SPEAKER_02

You're you're fucking your face contorting like you're having a fucking stroke. Yeah, is it because you were doing a scissor like like you were doing a kegel, you fucking dumb bitch. No just saying no fucking lies. It's always fucking lies. Sitting there, she can barely fucking speak and fucking. Well, that's I mean, I mean dude, that there's so many fucking fucked up things like when it comes to fucking like certain women in general. Yeah, like you got bro, there are women who legit can tell you I love you to your face, yeah, and three hours later blow a guy.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

And then come home, brush their teeth, and give you a kiss.

SPEAKER_01

If they didn't give you that courtesy.

SPEAKER_02

Some are smart enough to act, you gotta the act's gotta go on, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Some of these bitches deserve Oscars.

SPEAKER_01

Well, you know, like I honestly do believe that some of them, I don't think all of them actually don't mean it. I just think that they're just fucking like warping their fucking head to where they need fucking like other dudes and shit. Like some men are like that too. Yeah, to where like, you know, certain dudes who are certain income bracket you want to talk about who are like, yo, if I'm making Dak Prescott money, yeah. I'm sorry, I'm not like I'll I'll publicly yes, I'll be your husband.

SPEAKER_02

But see, the only see the only only issue I have with that is like at my age, okay? Yeah, now let's say somehow I magically turned into fucking like not a multimillionaire, but had a couple million dollars in the bank, okay? And I was kind of somewhat known, right? Yeah, but I was previously in a relationship and married and whatever else. I'm probably not gonna cheat.

SPEAKER_01

Well, yeah, because you came with me.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, right. But like I think that if I was single and I ran into that kind of money, I'm probably gonna have mad STDs and multiple baby mamas, and it's gonna be pretty bad. You know what I'm saying? Like it's gonna be messy, yeah. And I think that just comes with it.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I think any of if you're a normal children. Women include attractive, right? Women included. Yeah, but Josh, women include too, and you end up having a kid with them and you lock them down marriage-wise, you got what you wanted, bro. Let me fuck fucking this chick on the side. I'm still coming home to you, you're still living the life, you're still getting the benefit of me. Yeah, but a lot of times these dudes don't even come home, bro.

SPEAKER_02

Like, I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna speak to his career obviously I don't know personally, but from what I hear, he's a fucking dog.

SPEAKER_02

Well, from what I hear, he's a dog. Well, but I'm saying in general, dude, like a lot of these dudes have these fucking like beautiful wives, and yeah, and they you know they do what they do. You want to know why they do because their wives don't do what to fucking chicks gonna do. No, what I'm saying is that a lot of times these these fucking famous athlete men they fucking marry these fucking model supermodel type fucking women, right? Yeah. Do you think that these dudes don't know in advance, dude, that fucking they're they're only in that relationship for the money that they wouldn't have dated them if they fucking had EBT? You're right, you're right. They're not stupid either, bro. I'm getting overlooked. Yeah, dude, if I if you if you see me at Sabatinos getting credit, right. A pack of fucking, you know, if I'm gonna have getting credit for a pack of fucking Seneca's, dude. And I look the same and I'm in the same shape now, but I'm just not a Dallas cowboy, right? You ain't fucking dating me, bro. You ain't sucking my dick, and you ain't gonna let me get away. And if you did date me, you damn sure ain't gonna let me get away with cheating. No, no, so let's let's let's let's be realistic here, dude. A lot of these women, these are not their type of dudes, their bank accounts are.

SPEAKER_01

So like it's just what it is, dude. What's d do you see a difference between, say, Carmelo Soprano and an athlete's wife? No, not at all.

SPEAKER_02

No, no, they deal with it because they won't want to lose the lifestyle, bro. I mean I mean, some some women would be greedy and pop up, pop out a kid or two, and then bring you fucking alimony and whatever else, but like that's whatever the amount of money you're making, who fucking cares?

SPEAKER_01

When it came to Carmela's then, right? It totally was the lifestyle. That bitch could sit here and lie and say she had a connection with Furio and all this shit. And I'm sure she did. Sure, she did. I'm sure that was not alive. But he also brought the lifestyle, maybe not boss lifestyle, but he brought the lifestyle too, right? But to an extent, he brought the lifestyle. Like that one time when you were gonna cheat with a fucking with the well, she must do with the yard worker guy, yeah. When they were divorced, but they were they were separated. The entire decorating. And he was scared to come back and shit, remember? Yeah, because he found all his Tony Campano's wedding things they made out in the bathroom and he never came back.

SPEAKER_02

He left his lunch box and never came back. She made remember she made him lunch and shit. And then all of a sudden it was the Spanish guy there.

SPEAKER_01

No, ma'am, he's no here today. He never came back, bro. But no, I mean, she here's here's the thing, though, is that she she she accepted, she knew without knowing that he was fucking around, right? The Russian bitch crossed the line to call on the house. Yeah. And being like, what you think?

SPEAKER_02

Dude, that well, right? That's the only I think that's one of the only times like in that show that we're trying to flip this to the rest of the Soprano episode now. What I will say is that she knew about all the other women.

SPEAKER_01

Right, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02

But she was accepting, but you don't remember face it. Yeah, you can't bring it to your house. Right. Like, and Tony even knew that. Right. He that's why he went over to her and slapped the shit out of her, dude. Right, right. Remember, he went.

SPEAKER_01

Remember, he's pulled up casually running over his fucking golf clubs and t-shirts and shit. Yeah, yeah. He looks up and shit flying out the window.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. But what I'm saying, dude, is like she was accepting of it, dude. That's what I mean. She just didn't want to know who they were. Right. She didn't want to rub her face in it. And don't bring it to my house around my kids. Right. And she was willing to be, I know you're gonna have a goomad. Yeah. Right. Which which realistically, I mean That's how it should be to me. Yeah, if the dude's bringing in millions into your home, dude, and your kids are going to Ivy League schools and fucking and you're living like that, you're driving what you want, you don't need to use money for your stupid fucking real estate bullshit on a fucking dual. And then you steal out and they steal from the dude out of the fucking bird box. Yeah, bird feeder. I would have fucking slapped the shit out of her that day. She'd have got beat up.

SPEAKER_01

Yo, he let that shit go for mad long, bro.

SPEAKER_02

For like four hundred years. He goes, You stole that fucking 20,000 out of the bird the duct feeder. Yeah. She had to introduce the duct. Oh, yes, you did. Yes, you did, bitch. Yeah, it's because he found out he she she gave um she gave it to her nephew there. Yeah. For the real estate bullshit. Yeah. And she wound up losing money on it. And remember, he got pissed because she would she he wouldn't she wouldn't let him bet. He wouldn't let him bet on that game and he won it. Yeah, and he took the drink and chicken house.

SPEAKER_01

Whatever, he fucking hurt his leg or some shit. You know, trainer or some shitty new. And they fuck he missed the field goal and he would have won the fucking scene. He could have put just a five hundred fucking million. He said, That would have been fucking one million dollars. Yo, that one scene would have kept losing there in the fucking strip club, and that one dude's freaking. I was like, yeah, buffalo! And he's like, dude, probably won't shut the fucking probably won like $75.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, he said, shut the fucking TV off. He goes, What do you go? What do you win fucking 50 bucks? I'm happy when I went 200. You imagine losing fucking 20 grand on a bag. Like, that would fucking burn my ass. And then I remember that one where they were like, The fucking thing is like, didn't he still win?

SPEAKER_01

Just not as much. Yeah, on the Jets one?

SPEAKER_02

He should he just be able to place a big of a bag. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Because she wouldn't let him spend the money. Yeah. It's his money and she wouldn't let him spend it. I never understood that part. That was his that was his argument, dude. Like, what do you mean? It's like I'm putting the money up.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

You're gonna lose tone. You're gonna lose tone. But no, I mean, that's how I think it should be. Like, as long as you're not fucking like making it embarrassing the fuck a lady. Yeah. I I I think that at a certain income bracket, sorry, dude, you have to be accepting of, you know. I think they have an unspoken agreement. Like, I'm gonna come home to you, you know.

SPEAKER_02

But I think for me being for me being a man, dude, like say the woman was the one with the millions. Okay. All right, no, no. If you flip that situation, I don't think I'm okay with it. I'm not okay with it. I'm leaving. And I'm literally going to an attorney for infidelity and getting money from you. I'm not doing it. But here's the thing, like I'm acting like the chick in that scenario, bro. I'm telling you right now.

SPEAKER_01

But here's the thing, like, and women won't understand this, and you try to get them to understand with how like with women cheating and men cheating is different, right? I women cheat with emotion. I cheat with my eyes. I'm like, damn, y'all. I want to fuck her and I have the chance.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02

We we do for me as a man, like, I'm intrigued. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, yo, I wonder how tight her pussy is.

SPEAKER_01

Right. I bet you she gets great hats, she got a nice jaw. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like shit like that.

SPEAKER_02

Like, there's a reason why she puts this lip gloss on all the time. Right. You know what I'm saying? Them lips look amazing. I wonder what they do. Right. We we we we're impulsive, right? You women are like, he's got beautiful eyes, and he's so he's so kind.

SPEAKER_01

He wouldn't man might have another one of him running around.

SPEAKER_02

So he's so every time he's around, so nice to me. Right, yeah. You guys have emotional attachment to people, right? We don't. I could plow a chick one time, bro. And I literally fucking never speak or utter a name, delete block, gone forever of my life, ever, never see it again. Yep. Do it one time for the one time, dude. You you guys keep rosters, right? Okay, so that you know you don't feel like it's fucking cheating because you recircle back to someone who's already fucked you before. Right. I'm not like You're not raising your body count.

SPEAKER_01

And I've heard that argument before.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, no. Oh, I've totally fucked your head, bro. Listen, I've heard it, but like I get what they're coming from because it's true. Yeah, but I mean it's the same cock, you know what I'm saying? Like it's the same, but what uh but for me, like the only time I've ever recycled like women like that, it went back to like the certain ones over and over again, yeah, was literally when I'm single.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_02

Like I'll have my go-tos. Yeah, hey Ty, what are you up to? Right, hey, Nicole, what have you been? You know what I mean? Or want to come through tonight, or yeah, whatever. Uh that you know what I'm saying? But like it's weird, it's almost like a lot of women keep a reserve dude. They're gonna work. They keep they keep that's me. I'll always listen.

SPEAKER_01

I she always tells me she goes, Josh, you never cheats on the fucking out of it. Well, that don't mean I'm taking you in. Yeah, okay. I just want to fuck you. Listen, I want to fuck you. Really bad what I'm trying to. It doesn't mean that we're building a life together. You know what I mean? Because I've been told I go, I go, yo, you have to understand something from my perspective, okay? And this is I try to lay it out like so we could both come to an agreement, okay? I'm like, listen, I'd be asking you to give up too much, and you'd be asking me to take on too much.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. There's a lose-lose to both of you. Right.

SPEAKER_01

So why can't we just have like a fucking one thing and just well, I'm done with it, bro?

SPEAKER_02

A mutual fucking friends are benefit thing. Yeah. Worst case.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

You know what I mean? But for me, to go back to what I was saying, like, I'll always maintain this because I've been through this multiple times and personally in my life that I've really witnessed it. Yeah. And fucking seen after fact. Oh, that dude. Okay. Right. Like I've fucking seen this shit happen. I've I've it it directly happened to me.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I will always, and I will never not believe, and this is one thing I will say with my chest, I believe 90%, if not more, of women always in some fashion keep another dude on the fucking line just in case. Dude, and I don't care how happy they are in their relationship, how much they love their man, how much they love their fucking husband, how much they love their fucking fiance, how much they love their fucking kids, how much they love their fucking home. I will say it with my fucking chest. Nine if nine if not 90%. What does she do? Read that message right here. Hold on. 90% will keep at least one guy on the fucking have a hook baited for one dude just in case. And I want any of you women to fucking prove me wrong. Any of you. Read this fucking three-message string for her. Go ahead. Read them out loud. The black ones? I mean, sending photos don't bother me that much. Just don't, I just I just don't do it often. Flirting doesn't bother me that much, really.

SPEAKER_01

So you don't consider flirting cheating. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Which I think it is, but that's just me. I mean, I won't have sex unless he cheats on me and I leave. I find out he cheats, it's completely over. I'm out. Okay, so what is she doing? She's keeping me in the fucking back pocket. But that but that's what I'm saying. But here's the thing but that's a two-faced thing to fucking say. Yeah. Okay, because I'll tell you right now, bro. If I found out, okay, I'm dead fucking serious, dude. If I found out that my girl was sending fucking titty picks and pussy picks and my mouth open picks to fucking other dudes, she better have one have a big fucking bag to fucking pack. Because you're not staying, dude, you're gone. Like literally that motherfucking day. Because I don't give a fuck. You you you being able to Joshua, if you're if you're willing to be able to show me that. Exactly. That's my point. You're willing to give me that. Exactly. So I'm not fucking, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, you're not gonna get me to believe otherwise.

SPEAKER_01

So I I look at I look at this thing as preemptive cheating is what I look at it as. Because it is, it's a lead up, dude.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it's more or less telling you this is what you can have. More or less, well, let's hope this dude cheats. Yeah, and yeah. Well that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_01

So I'm scared I'm like, and I'm like, I'm like, okay, so like sending the pictures doesn't constitute cheating to you. Flirting with me doesn't constitute cheating to you. Only sex has constitute cheating. Well, if you flip that and you ask a woman, yo, if your dude was fucking sending pics of fucking like and fucking videos and fucking fucking shit like that, right? To another chick, or being like, hey, good morning, sweetie, and shit like that. You would consider that cheating. If she found that same shit on his phone, she would consider that cheating.

SPEAKER_02

That's what I mean. That's why I said it's a two-faced hypocritical. Absolutely, bro. Because you're literally cheating now.

SPEAKER_03

Right.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, okay, no physical contact. But dude, Joshua. Everything fucking butt. Listen, I think it was about three years ish ago, right? Yeah. Single as a fucking judge, bro. Yeah. Just me and Quinn. Yeah. Wasn't dating anybody. Fucking split up a fucking Natalia and shit. Yeah. And I was fucking talking to this fucking this fucking girl who fucking become a fucking desk worker at fucking that auto supply, right?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

In a relationship. Her name was fucking Linda. Okay. Been dating this dude for fucking 12 years, bro. Yeah. All of a sudden, dude, we fucking she requested me on Facebook. Uh-huh. We fucking kind of like and whatever. Whenever you get that fair request, we'll go. No, like we've liked we've liked each other's shit on what we're like and shit and whatever. And then finally it came to fucking she went up asking me for my number, and I'm like, yeah, sure, why not? So I gave it to her when we were fucking work. Basic texting shit. Hey, I might need a ride to work tomorrow, bullshit, whatever. Basic shit. And then all of a sudden, like I said, she's literally married, dude. And then all of a sudden, bro, like I'm getting fucking looks like you have a nice cock in them pants. Okay. And I'm like, I don't know. All the women are mad personally. But here's the thing. I never lied about it. I go, yeah, I don't, dude. Like, you got to be a good one. She probably wasn't expecting that. No, I'm because I'm honest. Yeah. I played the opposite game.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. Yeah. You know how like a woman to be like, oh, it looks like you got you look like a type who has a big dick. And they're like, yeah, dude, baby. Yeah. You want to see it, don't you? Right. Right. I'm the opposite. You look like you got a big dick in them pants. Nah, I don't, dude. It's nothing to be impressed. And now he just is intrigued. True. Is it really that small? Right. So now it is small, okay? Right. But it's bigger than expected. Right. So now you get that place. It ain't small.

SPEAKER_01

For example, right? I finally girl at work, right? I hate to say it, but I'll be honest about it. She's seen my cock a couple times, right? How is that not fucking cheating alone? It is cheating.

SPEAKER_02

But anyways, let me go back to my thing for reference. Yeah, yeah, go ahead. So it turned into one of those things, right? Whatever. And I think she was like hinting towards, hey, send me a picture of your dick. I'm not doing that. You're literally gonna have to ask. Yeah, you're literally gonna have to be, can you do me a favor? Get your dick hard and send me it. Yeah like you're gonna have to literally be straight to the point because I'm not just gonna do it. Yeah, okay. So I'm fucking whatever. And it kind of was like back to normal conversation for a while, and then back to some like kind of sexual stuff. And we go like almost ping-pong like regular, yeah, sex perverted shit. Yeah, whatever. So I got fucking pissed one day, dude. We were messaging back and forth, and I'm like, You want to know what, bro? I go, you always be bringing up fucking sex and fucking. Well I'm not skirting on it to where it's not like so dude, it's not full on like fucking plow me. I think you it's like on the border. I think you were there, but I didn't show you the fucking video, dude. I literally text her and I was like, You want to know what? I go, I go, let's stop with the fucking games, dude. Yeah, I go, you want if you want something, you need to say it. That's number one. Yeah, I go and number two, I go, you gotta prove you do. I go, why don't you fucking send me a fucking two fingers in your pussy then? You know what I'm saying? So yeah, she fucking goes, she goes, Bet. And I waited, dude, like an hour, and I got a video of her with a toy for 30 seconds. Yeah, you cheated on your man, dude. Yeah, you showed me with an eight-inch fucking rubber dong, yeah, what in your in your vagina, yeah, kinda sort of zoomed in, yeah, and you sent it to another dude while you're married to a fucking other guy. Yeah, you fucking cheated on that dude.

SPEAKER_01

So let me ask you this period, bro. So, all right, in today's world, so I kinda understand where girl works coming from. I'm not gonna say your name. I kinda understand where she's coming from, right? To where the old school thought was unless you actually penetrated or whatever, or fucking sucked a dick, or there was physical touch, you didn't cheat. Social media is cheating, dude. You think so? Absolutely.

SPEAKER_02

It depends on it depends on the conversation. If you're showing body parts, you cheated. And the same rules apply for me. Yeah, if I'm in a relationship with somebody, right? And I'm fucking communicating with a girl, I cheated right there. Because I'm having communication with a female, dude. When I shouldn't be, anyways, I feel I maybe because I'm older, yeah. I feel like fucking, if you are in like uh either a super long-term relationship or a marriage, yeah, okay, yeah, you should not be legit personal friends with a fucking female, dude. For me, I don't feel that way because that's always opens the door for cheating.

SPEAKER_01

When's when's the cutoff for you relationship-wise? Talking about a year, two years. A couple of years, dude. At least two, two enough. Because now we have there's there's actual commitment at that point. I get asked this, right? We're like, people are like, oh, what happens with Jordan if fucking you and her are fucking end up blah blah blah. And I'm like, well, Jordan was here first, bro. Like at this point, we're fucking best friends. Yeah, you know what I mean? But yeah, but it's best friends that blow you, dude. It's different.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, that's different.

unknown

Stop.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, but she ain't gonna believe that. You think you think your girl at the time, at the time that knows the history of you and this Jordan chick, and you to go, hey babe, you finished dinner, I'm gonna go run vapes and weed up to Jordan. You really think she ain't gonna believe when you come back she didn't suck your dick? She's worried whether she didn't or didn't. You did it. Yeah, you may as well let her do it. Because once you once you cross a line from where so-and-so's your of the a female or a dude is your friend, okay? Yeah, if said friend has been inside you, or you've been inside of them, whether it's their mouth, their ass, or their vagina, yeah, or whether they blew you or you let someone fucking suck your dick or you fucked a girl, no matter what, if there has been any sexual contact between you two, that's not no longer a fucking friendship. That is now can be a potential side chick. Well, what if it started as sexual and you progressed to friends? It never works that way. I don't think so. Because there's always gonna be a point in time that there's gonna be frustrating.

SPEAKER_01

Because I'm always gonna hit the well.

SPEAKER_02

But one more time, but yo, you think you can't. Well, that's what I mean. Or you can get to the point to where you're frustrated with your girl at the time, and she's like, I'm not sucking your dick because you're a piece of shit. And you guys get a fight, and then you fucking go, Jordan will blow me. Right. And then where do you go? You're right back to you think that ain't gonna be the first thought. Yeah, you guys get no, say you got you and your girl get into a fight in an argument, and then you go, I'm not fucking argument, I'm leaving. Yeah, and you leave. You know goddamn well she's gonna be like, Yup, he's going to Jordan, he's gonna fuck that bitch. Yeah, you know, you know she it's what is where it's gonna go. Right. Why do you think, dude, I've noticed any fucking relationship I've ever been in, I've always gotten the same thing. Like when I was with Natya, we'd get into a fucking argument. I'd be like, I ain't fucking dealing with this shit, bro. I'm leaving. Yeah. Make sure you fucking get a hold of fucking Cassie, motherfucker. Yeah. You know what I mean? Right, right. It'd be the same thing with other ones. I'd get into a fight with fucking another girl, and I'd get the fucking whole let me know if Jessica's home.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

You know what I mean? It's all it because it's a revolving door. Well, you gotta understand because from their from their viewing of it, them are the people you're gonna go back to, and they're probably you have a better chance of fucking hooking up with again. Because you have you've already done stuff with them. Right, right. You have eaten their pussies, and you fucking had sex, and you've fucking gotten blowjobs, and you've done all the fucking sexual stuff with that person, and they still live somewhat in your area, which means there's always gonna be that potential risk that you can go back there and you can get what you want from them and not the person you're with.

SPEAKER_04

Right.

SPEAKER_02

So they're always gonna go back to the point to where you're gonna go back to your ex, you're gonna go back to your ex, you're gonna go back to your ex. You want to know what this is where a lot of issues in my career relationship come, and I'm gonna be completely honest with you. I seriously, and I know this is gonna come off as real fucked up, but I think it's the only way I always I I feel like I protect myself. Yeah, I don't give a fuck, dude. I literally don't care. I'm not even lying. This shit can leave for two hours, bro, and come back, and I'm laying on the couch scrolling through fucking TikTok watching fucking Zootopia. I don't fucking care, dude. Yeah, I literally don't care. Like, you gotta understand, bro. And I think Quinn, I think you were here when she left because she got mad at you over your fucking tape bullshit, and she left. Oh, so so anyway, so she leaves because she was gonna fucking freak out because Quinn was being a fucking pansy ass. Anyways, so she leaves, right? She was gone for about an hour. I didn't say a word when she came in the door. I was like, oh, welcome back. That's it, dude. Yeah, and I was fucking on fucking TikTok or whatever. She goes in the bedroom and she sends me screenshots, dude.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Oh fucking she went to the bank and deposited the checks, and she went and got fucking coffee. Well, whatever. At that point, it was like it looks like you're fucking building a case. Listen, but to protect yourself. Yeah, well, I mean, I get it, but you gotta understand. Yeah, you want to know what my fucking text reply was, and I can tell that like there were that she didn't know how to react, yeah, is because my text reply was this, dude. Verbatim. Yeah, there was zero need for you to send me that shit because I don't care.

SPEAKER_01

Well, so you weren't like, what are you doing, nothing like that?

SPEAKER_02

No, and I think that's why she sent what she sent, because she didn't get a text or a phone call while she was gone. Nothing. Because you want to know what? How can you hurt me if I always stay on the fucking fence of checked out? Right. You can't, right? Dude, you can take your shit and go, and my PlayStation's coming back in the living room, you know what I'm saying? Right. And I'm not gonna get yelled at anymore, right? And I'm back to fucking peace and quiet. Get what I'm saying? Yeah, so like I don't and it's and don't get me wrong, because I don't want anyone to think like it's like I don't care at all.

SPEAKER_01

Right, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02

Listen, yeah, I love the girl to death, dude. And the last thing I want to do is fuck a loser is just the reality of the situation. But again, when I say things like this, even to her and to other people, I'm a fucking realist. Yeah, we have broken up and gotten back together, broken up and gotten back together, and broken up and gotten back together enough times to know that that probably's gonna happen again.

SPEAKER_03

Right.

SPEAKER_02

You know what I'm saying? It seems to be the trend, okay? So you can't get a hundred percent investment in the relationship with me because there's just because I'm not willing to go through the hurt again.

SPEAKER_03

Right.

SPEAKER_02

So to avoid some of the pain, I just don't care. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Like, not don't care, don't care about certain things. You want to leave dude go, don't care. You you know what I'm saying? How's this for a time? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking so um I'm sitting here and I think that she didn't know how to react to the statement of me saying there was zero need for you to send that to me because I don't care and I trust you. Yeah, so now to me, you know what that does, the reaction I got no reaction back.

SPEAKER_03

Right.

SPEAKER_02

There was no reply. There wasn't when you came back out here and you said anything.

SPEAKER_03

Right.

SPEAKER_02

I think the reaction was nothing, and the reason my reaction was nothing because you don't know what to say. Right now you can't, but no, because you want to know what? I took your fucking cards away, dude. Yeah, I took I took your fucking hand and I fucking ripped them up and threw them in the trash can. Yeah. Because now you can't say I blew you up when I when you left. Right. You can't say you always freedom you always accuse me of fucking cheating. Right. You can't say you don't ever let me fucking leave and do anything on my own. Right. I took every shitty card that you could throw in my fucking face.

SPEAKER_01

You don't trust me.

SPEAKER_02

And I took it the fuck away. You want to know why? Because not because I felt like it was a manipulation, because it's gonna come up to me saying that. No, because that's genuinely no, that's genuinely how I feel.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_02

If I fucking didn't trust you, yeah, I'd be like, yo, you probably smell like cum horror. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Who'd you blow, bitch?

SPEAKER_01

It's kind of like uh, you know, Jordan's dating somewhere right now. So that's that's why I brought that up because like at this point we're we're friends, but I don't think that her boyfriend knows of me, right? Like she does he doesn't know she ain't gonna tell that dude. He doesn't know that she comes down here and gets Xanax and fucking carts and shit.

SPEAKER_02

But what I'm saying is that there she he doesn't know. He's he doesn't know about you or your history. No, and if he ever did, it'd be she he'd squash it or that he'd break up with him because that's what a normal dude would do.

SPEAKER_01

Right.

SPEAKER_02

I would. Yeah, if I knew my girl was going to fucking meet up with a dude. She's driving 40 minutes to do it, yeah, for to get fucking to get drugs, and then knowing that they've done sexual stuff together, I'd go. I hope he has room for you in his house.

SPEAKER_03

Right. Because if you go, yeah, you're not coming back here.

SPEAKER_02

Right. I'm not doing that. But I mean, for me, like at the end of the day, bro, like I hate that fucking like because my life has been fucking chaotic throughout, like 90%, yeah, is that I hate the fact that I feel like I'm always in protection mode. I'm always on defense, I'm always fucking-being raised by wolves, bro. We were raised by fucking wolves, human fucking wolves, dude. For real. There's one fucking pack leader, and if you don't go by the fucking rules of that pack leader, you get black sheeped. It's the way it fucking goes. Yeah, or whatever. The fucking uh I'm dope. I've been kicked out of the fucking herd.

SPEAKER_01

I've fucking herd, but what would you call packed?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I've been kicked out of the pack a long fucking time ago, dude. Yeah, like I have to get fucking text messages on holidays that say she left, you can come now. Like, I'm out of the fucking loop, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like, not to be mean, I'm out of the loop, dude. Yeah, like my fucking Quinn sees my mother more than I do.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Because I can't even it's gotten to the point, bro, where I can't even be like, oh, I could just swing by quick. Because just swinging by can turn into either my crackhead brother and my fucking sister there, and it turns into drama. So I can't even like go just go to my mom's house anymore. Speaking of I gotta get uh approved. Jill stopped by yesterday. Like PTO, I gotta get it approved to come over to fucking.

SPEAKER_01

Sorry, you can't live your life today. Sorry. Yeah, you can't don't come see your mom. Jill's coming. So uh Jill came over yesterday and Graham mentioned uh all of a sudden I'm gonna call at work and all of a sudden here what the fuck did someone die? That's what I thought. So I get off my call, I go on fuck unapproved break. Go, what the fuck is going on out here, dude? What happened? Graham looks at me and she goes, Oh, I said something that made Jill cry. I go, what'd you say? And then I'm like, wait, don't say it. Because if you do it, she's gonna cry again.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Did you ask later? No, no, so she said it in front of her again. She started crying again. That's why I love Graham, dude. She just said it like a side. She purposely bleeding about this being. She's like, all I said was that it's a year coming up that your mom passed and you didn't hold something over here for her on July 4th. Because everyone views it as she died on July 4th. Like, well, I refuse to accept my mom died July 4th because I didn't see her until the fucking 5th. So you can play you can play the 5th.

SPEAKER_02

We can still I hate saying it, but I think the day that they fucking pulled the plug should be her death day because that's when she actually died.

SPEAKER_01

But she was brain dead before that.

SPEAKER_02

I understand that. But what I'm saying is gone. She was gone, but she was still there. She wasn't, she was she she she was medically still alive. How about that? Help up, help up help my fucking machines and shit. Yeah, I get it. But like I I would always consider it a death.

SPEAKER_01

So then that would be July 8th. So we all have a different death date for my mom. For me, it's the sixth, because that's when we seen her on the fifth. Even though, even though, even though, even though I pronounced her brain dead on the sixth, I I can accept the fifth because we seen her on the fifth. I I'll I'll I refuse to accept that my mom died without me seeing her.

SPEAKER_02

I'll I'll dude, I can accept the fifth or the sixth. I'm cool with that.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

But I I can't accept the fourth because there was no evidence that that was the secret.

SPEAKER_04

No one knew anything.

SPEAKER_02

Well, yeah, because it was a secret. Right. It was only Dave that knew. Yeah. Like, which is always be fucked up to me, but whatever.

SPEAKER_01

But yeah, I want to tell you that because uh I guess we're doing something on the fourth. Guess who's not coming? Well, I told you who you have to be there. Oh, did you? Yeah. I'm not welcome. But she started breaking down because you know it's crazy, but yeah, almost a fucking year already, bro. Four months.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, July. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Fucking crazy, bro. Yeah, I be I'll be honest with you, like that. It flew by if that's like that's fast. I feel like that's just crazy. It didn't feel like it was that that quick, though.

SPEAKER_03

No, it didn't feel like it.

SPEAKER_01

So you want to start breaking down crossing.

SPEAKER_02

I told Quinn I said, I'm gonna try to get online when I get paid next. Yeah. Buy an urn necklace and play knock knock at fucking Dave's house.

SPEAKER_01

I hope he still has anything.

SPEAKER_02

What do you think he sold on the pawn stars? No, I gave him all the jill. All of it?

SPEAKER_01

Maybe. You'd be one who would know.

SPEAKER_02

Did he give her some or did he give her the whole fucking urn?

SPEAKER_01

Oh I know he gave her a he said he gave her a big amount. Because she was the one that distributed to the family.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, yeah, no, I'm the one who got a too.

SPEAKER_01

Scott doesn't have any either. Really? No.

unknown

Really?

SPEAKER_01

No. Oh, Graham? Graham does, I do. Jill does, Kirk does, I think Avery does.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, no, and Avery, yeah. Yeah, the the the people that she fucking gives a fuck about. But you suppose you never got any? Because you never got any. Because again, Reed never got any care about. I don't care if family fucking fucking listens anyways. That is a fucking rotten, miserable cunt. Because you want to know what? At least the uh Reed excluded. Yeah. But all the fucking all the fucking family members, bro, should have fucking got one. The main the the actual siblings, dude. You, Graham, me, fucking Jill, and fucking Graham were the ones who should have got mainly, mainly because Kurt get one for. Mainly because Kurt's a fucking con man scumbag bitch.

SPEAKER_01

You don't deserve anything. The main reason why I fought for you to get some is she wasn't gonna give me any. She hates me. No, but but the main reason I I went to bat for you is because through all of the bad, you were you were present in my mom's life a lot. You were over a lot when I was like fucking from like fucking like 10 to fucking 25. Joshua. We had a 15-year run where you come over and get bombed in the backyard. Yeah, fucking.

SPEAKER_00

Even that.

SPEAKER_02

If you can take that, I was I was involved with your mom while she was fucking pregnant for you. Yeah. When she had no other dude and I was walking around everywhere because you kept having fucking stomach issues and shit. Like I was around before you were even fucking born, number one. And number two, when your mom and Jill would have fucking fallings out, I was still coming around. That's so when when when so you you did you deserve you you deserve ashes, but you beat her up in your fucking apartment. Fuck you, dude. This this is listen, I hate saying it because it really give it's a dirty, it's it makes me feel dirty for saying it. I can't fucking stand this fucking family, bro. I wish I was born to somebody else because it's so fucking disgusting that, like, literally, bro, you are not entitled to an opinion because if one person doesn't agree, you're completely fucking phased out of the whole scenario. God forbid you can be an individual and have any opinion that they don't fucking agree with. God forbid you don't go along with their fucking standard. You guys are fuck ups too, just because you broke for the state doesn't mean. You in a piece of shit. It doesn't matter, dude. You're literally in a relationship with a guy who fucking cons people. Old fucking senior citizens who walks around with a badge and it's probably a disgrace to it. I fucking hate that fucking dude, bro. I seen him at fucking I seen him at Price Shop where he looked at me and I just fucking stared at him while I was talking to me. Don't fucking speak to me, dude. Good. I don't give a fuck. That's what I just want to understand. Like do they really believe that it like changes my day? I've got a lot way peaceful that I'm not talking about people. Because it's always drama. It frustrates me that one individual gets me fraternized out of the family. That's frustrating. And I'm not gonna say that doesn't upset me because I always had an open door policy over there. And now it's it's gone. That fucking ticket's been taken away. I gotta literally get a hold of my mother. Dude, I gotta get a hold of my mom in advance. Like if you say I wanted to come over tomorrow, I could be like, hey, what are you doing tomorrow? Right. Oh, nothing much. Jill coming over. I don't know. Well, will you let me know? Because I was gonna come around this time. Yeah, I'll let you know. And she's old, she don't remember. Right. Then I don't go. Right. And then I gotta get a text message talking about you never come over and see me, but you never tell me who the fuck's there when I'm allowed to fuck come see you. Right. Because you kind of like a prison. Dude check in prison. Well, you gotta think, dude, and this this is this is this was Graham's exact words. You ready? I'm telling you right, dude. She said it right to my face in her living room, probably less than a year ago.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Okay? A little bit after your fucking mom passed away.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I brought it up. I said, Well, what the fuck? Like, I don't understand why I can't be here when certain people are here. It's fucking bullshit.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I was raised in this fucking house too, dude. The shit ain't fair. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. She goes, Because I know that if you come while she's here, she's gonna start a fight with you. So she's admitting that I'm not the one who's gonna come in the door and pick a fucking fight, dude.

SPEAKER_03

Right.

SPEAKER_02

That I'm gonna come in the door and your daughter's gonna pick a fight. So you're more or less telling me you're choosing her to attack me when I come in the door.

SPEAKER_04

Right.

SPEAKER_02

So don't come. And motherfuckers wonder why I get frustrated with my fucking family the way that I do. Okay? I'm not gonna lie. Yes, I'm not the greatest person at times. Yes, have I been really mean to people? Absolutely. Have I said shit that I fucking regret sometimes? Absolutely. We all fucking have. But why is uh why am I the only one who can fucking take responsibility for that shit? Jill never takes responsibility for the shitty things that she said. Scott don't take responsibility for the shitty things that he said. Your mom's never taken responsibility for the nasty shit that she said. Graham's never taking responsibility for the mean shit that she said to all her fucking kids and shit.

SPEAKER_03

Right.

SPEAKER_02

And her sisters and everything.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

But I admit that I'm not perfect and I've said shit that's been wrong, and I haven't been right, and I've been mean for no reason sometimes. And I've done fucked up shit and I've been I've I've got caught in tons of lies when I was younger. Like I admit all that shit.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Now I'm growing and I'm admitting that I've been wrong quite a bit, but yet you're agreeing with some you're agreeing with uh a child of yours that's literally telling you if he comes here, we're fighting.

SPEAKER_03

Right.

SPEAKER_02

And that's the one you're gonna pick. That's the one you should be like, yo, if you're gonna pick a fucking fight with your brother, then don't come here. That's how it should be.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Because they she ain't saying I'm gonna come in the door and start the fight. Her words were, I know that if you come in the door, she's here, she's gonna start a fight with you.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

She never said I'm gonna start a fight with her. And the issue is that Jill don't like the fact that I'm the only one, and I think you can even attest to it, and Graham probably can too. I'm the only one who will stand up to her, dude.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

She came in the door that one time. Remember, you were sitting there and she stuck your fucking finger in my face. I said, shut the fuck up, bitch. Go in the fucking kitchen and drink your fucking coffee and leave me the fuck alone. I ain't here to fucking waste my breath with you. The fuck out of here. Why do you give a fuck what I said? That bitch don't mean shit to you.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Because it was over that Janelle bullshit. I go, that fucking shit don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_01

Take it up with her. Isn't that because uh she's the one getting a hold of you? No, well, I'm about to say Janelle's been manipulating the situation to get close to Jill. Dude, she was spending bringing Ethan over. She was gonna do it.

SPEAKER_02

She was getting a hold of fucking Jill talking about oh, your fucking brother's a fucking deadbeat, I need diapers bullshit.

SPEAKER_01

She was trying to do the same shit to me, but I wouldn't entertain it.

SPEAKER_02

Right. So Jill was doing shit for her. Right. Okay. And then getting the perception that I'm a deadbeat, okay? Right. But little did anybody fucking know the whole time I was paying fucking child support the whole motherfucking time. Yeah. On top of that, and I was trying to visit, but she wasn't letting me. Yeah. Okay. And then you're gonna turn around and you're gonna take some fucking ugly fucking horror side over your fucking brothers, dude. When you know damn well, you didn't even she didn't even know the facts you took her side, dude. Right. So Graham don't like the fact that I'll stand up to him, nobody else will. Scott talks shit like he will, he won't. No, he doesn't behind her back. That's what I mean. Spineless fucking people, bro. And I'm the only one who will stand up to that fucking lady, and I think that's the fucking problem.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

That if I she I walked in the door and Jill started with me, I'd fight back with her. I wouldn't just go, all right, mom, she's gonna fucking leave.

SPEAKER_03

Right.

SPEAKER_02

No, we will fight, bitch, till the cops come. Yeah, I don't care. And I don't I think nobody doesn't like that. But, anyways, I had fun talking about AI robots.

SPEAKER_01

What a fucking episode. Holy fuck, dude. I can't wait to see the chapter breakdown on this motherfucker, dude. Went crazy. Family insanity, right? That was a class, yeah. Two classics in a row, I think. Yeah, that's pretty good. Last week was fucking good. Dog Mestic Battles, really. Yeah, no shit. I listened to that shit a few times.

SPEAKER_02

And just think, we our our idea at the beginning of the episode was gonna be back to biting. Oh, yeah, we didn't even touch it. Fuck, we'll save it for next week. Let's see it for next week. We were gonna bring up fucking my my son getting bit in the back. Sharp dog. But yeah, that was a fun one, dude. All right, yo, we'll see you guys next week, man. All right, man. Later.

SPEAKER_04

All right, see ya. Later.

SPEAKER_01

Peace. We'll have Clint on one of these weeks, too.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, we're gonna do a breakdown and see what we can squeeze him in. At least a half an episode. Yeah, something. All right, yo, we'll see you. All right, man, later. German email. Yeah, come on, man. J Neary 924. I'm not gonna give it up. Seanneary20 at gmail.com. Either one of us. Come on, man.

SPEAKER_03

That's all right. All right, later. Peace. Later.