Near(l)y Insane

The Three Musky-Teers

Joshua

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SPEAKER_02

Welcome everybody to a very special episode of Nearly Insane. I know it's not a Sunday. Uh we had some scheduling issues last week, but we got Sean here. Oh Sean's someone from the broad room. We got a very special guest here, Quincy. Introduce yourself to everybody.

SPEAKER_01

How you doing, buddy? What's going on, everybody? Squincy Johnson, aka Q Modi, aka your grandmother's favorite boy toy. We're in the building. Let's get into it.

SPEAKER_02

All right. Uh shit. What do you want to kick off with? Oh, I was telling him about you're like half a Nazi now. But ethically, ethically, ethically, because you did some research and fucking only half? No, no, no. I mean, like, he come to discover that fucking the Nazi didn't really have nothing against the blacks.

SPEAKER_01

I I actually read a book that came out called Black Guns. They didn't like choose. No, no. Hitler, he actually had North Africans and Sub-Saharans in his uh uh in his military ranks. Uh he desegregated his army before the US did. Even the black POWs that they that they called by their own emission, yeah, they they didn't do us dirty. Nah, it took care of them, bro. So it was that there, you know. I was and I was shocked. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

But yeah, he had text me that day, and I'm like, damn, I never fucking seen that shit coming, bro. What the fuck? Well, it's it's not the reason I do that is because me and him always end up in fucking on Nazi Germany. We always get that.

SPEAKER_03

The most villainized group in the fucking world, dude, and like they actually weren't even completely wrong. They weren't. That's the problem. Uh no, like yo, their structure.

SPEAKER_02

I'll say it, their structure fucking works. And it did work.

SPEAKER_03

And they didn't kill six million Jews either.

SPEAKER_01

No, they didn't. Your words not mine. That was a holly listen. You can get away with that. I might get shot at a truck stop for being a black man saying something about.

SPEAKER_02

Jews don't show up at a truck stop. Yeah, okay. No, no, you're right. They might own them. Okay. They might own them for real. Okay. Okay. I mean, they know aesthetic Jew clopping up at a fucking truck stop.

SPEAKER_01

Actually, yes. Really? I've seen them with the long bears and everything. Yes. That's wild. I I mean, is it a a regular occurrence? No, but I've seen them there from time to listen.

SPEAKER_00

I seen them, but I don't believe them, right? I seen them there from time to time. I see them.

SPEAKER_01

I don't believe them. If you're in uh the New Jersey, yeah, that's true. They you're gonna see them walking around. Like like the one tells us in Brooklyn. Yeah, dude, they got their own security force, their own school bus system and whatnot.

SPEAKER_02

Like, I understand shit happened to you, right? But shit happened to other people throughout history. Your people don't get that. Listen, you don't get fucking armed guards walking down the street.

SPEAKER_03

They know they got the back of the bus. They freaking did it on their own. They did it on their own thing.

SPEAKER_01

And I wasn't tripping off it. I was just like, why can't we do that?

SPEAKER_03

Why can't we do that? Not to be nice public greater on the fucking corner than the fucking Jewish center with their own school. And if you're Jewish, you can't go to their pre-K Man. They got like their own. They got their own thing. They got their own thing, but no, but nobody screams racist to them, though. That's what they're saying.

SPEAKER_01

I wouldn't say segregation. I'm not saying separation. There you go. I have no problem with the separation. If you're gonna keep to yourself or take care of your own first, yeah, I have no problem with that because I put a summary about the stuff.

SPEAKER_02

But anyone else does it, only anyone else does it, and you're a fucking demon.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I know. Listen, it's fucked up, bro. I'm I'm uh uh this is my one statement that I always make about Israel and the Jewish people I can get away with. No, no, it's not that they have put themselves in a unique position, that position being if you ever speak ill about them for anything, even if you're in the right, a lot of people are just gonna automatically shut down, yell out anti-Semite.

SPEAKER_03

I just don't understand what the fear of them fucking people are, dude. Like, I don't get it. Like it's it's almost like a fear thing. It's fucking but it kind of blows my mind.

SPEAKER_01

It's like my thing is here. If there's supposed to be our eyes and ears in the Middle East, they have dropped the ball on a couple of things. Uh, first one that comes to mind is that bombing in Lebanon of that um of that Marine Barracks in '86 that took like 200 Marines. We didn't get a phone call or facts about that. Yeah. Uh you have the freaking uh uh we yeah, they knew nothing about 9-11 at all. Not a phone call. But it's like we're but we're expected to be Israel was definitely aware of 9-11, dude.

SPEAKER_03

That's 110% aware of 9-11 before that shit happened.

SPEAKER_02

That's what I that's what I was getting to yesterday at my grandson's. He was like, yo, the pilots are Saudi Arabians. I'm like, Quincy, you're on the wrong path, here buddy. Listen, listen. You're on the wrong path.

SPEAKER_01

Listen, shout out to my homeboy Tommy. Him and this other gentleman did like an 11-part series about, you know, 9-11 from from freaking conception to completing. Uh I'm gonna say this either it was an answer or certain people allowed it to happen. Yeah, because too many things just click together for it to pop the timing.

SPEAKER_03

That was not right. Well, how much how much of that happens in America at one time without fucking there not being any type of warning ahead of time? There's yeah, the Pentagon bullshit plus the fucking tower bullshit, and then the other one was supposed to hit something. And then that dude took his fucking insurance policy off the twin towers fucking like three days before or some shit.

SPEAKER_01

You have Larry Silverstein insane before I made I made the decision to pull aka demolish a whole building. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I'm like, all right, took the insurance off for fucking uh for anything anything happening. I don't get it.

SPEAKER_03

Whatever. Yeah, it is. Well, a lot of stuff came out afterward, like how all a lot of the gold reserve was taken out of the building before they fucking buildings went down, like a week before.

SPEAKER_02

It's been it's been over a hundred times like the way it fell. Also demolition.

SPEAKER_01

One of my issues with Israel is the issue I have with every country we get foreign aid to. Yeah, what do we get in return? Nothing, nothing. We give them two billion dollars a year in foreign aid for a country the size of New Jersey. Yeah, no. Wow.

SPEAKER_03

So yeah, but it seems like Israel seems like they're the ones who are pulling the strings on everything, which makes no fucking sense because we're the ones giving them any power, anyways.

SPEAKER_01

No, no. My thing is this here, they know how to put foot to ass when it's time to put foot to ass. No, it's it's it's all about blackmail, though. No, no, so much so that you could argue they don't necessarily need our help. While they may not admit it, we know you got the nuclear bomb just like we do. Uh your your freaking Israeli defensive forces are just as capable as ours, and I would put them aside up against the CIA any day of the week and just say you pick them.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, so I'm just like, why are we acting back to the I think when it comes to internal shit like that? Yeah, but I think if it came to a fucking shot, they'd they'd last about they'd last about fucking 40 seconds.

SPEAKER_02

But their their fucking Intel and their airstrikes is fucking point with it.

SPEAKER_03

That's that's what they have. Yeah. They have the intelligence and the fucking air force.

SPEAKER_01

If we can get to the point, like I forget which person, I don't know if it was Obama or uh or Bush, but they had to get on CBS News until Israel stop killing so many Iranian scientists. Stop. Okay, like well, watch. And I ain't separate for Iran because F thing too, listen. Yeah, if this makes me controversial, so be it. I'm all for America first. We should be. America first, less than always, baby.

SPEAKER_03

I'll be honest with you, I don't think I've ever fucking since I've been alive felt like it's ever been America First. It's always been help other people, and we're the ones sitting in fucking millions of dollars of fucking debt.

SPEAKER_02

We get nothing in return, bro.

SPEAKER_01

It's gonna be a motherfucker. But yo, but you're telling me that. And I'm not even MAGA, I'm not even Republican. I'm not.

SPEAKER_02

Like, I hate them all. I'm I'm leaning more independent than anything now. It's just like if your idea is.

SPEAKER_03

I've always been a conservative fucking Republican. I'm not, um everyone fucking thinks it, but because I voted Trump, I'm like some fucking ultra magga dude, and that's not true. I just believed this is America first shit, and it's been forever since we've had any president that's done it. Yeah, the last one that did was fucking Reagan, and then you turn around and you think he might have been shady too with the whole Iran controversy.

SPEAKER_01

Reagan was hella shady. Yeah, I mean he was academics and then money, yeah. We're doing it with Iran. Yeah, honestly, he was dude.

SPEAKER_03

His presidencies did have a lot to do with the flooding of crack into the fucking streets and shit. For sure.

SPEAKER_01

I think we haven't had a good president since Kevin Coolis, in my opinion. Yeah, and man flat off said the business of America is business, yeah. And he's right, and it should be that. It also should be about non-interventionism. Yeah, like why are we getting involved with uh Israel and Palestine? Let them figure it out. That's their business, has nothing to do with us. If you want to do trade and commerce with us, cool, but fight your war, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I'm not doing all that, fam. And that's why that's why I'm all I'm kind of still pro that whole fucking Trump getting out of NATO shit, too, dude. That's unnecessary, bro. That's a lot of the dude. Listen, first off, we're the superpower, bro. They're gonna have to align with countries they've never wanted to be friends with to even have a chance. So we're a superpower, we're gonna. And they're not helping, dude. We asked them to simple shit, help block the shit in her moves, and nobody would fucking do it, dude. It's put some put some boats in the water. So you know what? They wouldn't do it, dude. But come on, bro. You want to help?

SPEAKER_02

Fuck you, I wouldn't help you, dude. The next time they approach us for help, it's fuck you. It better be. It fucking better be. We wouldn't even ask them to get fucking water.

SPEAKER_03

We don't want them to use some shit to block some water, dude.

SPEAKER_01

I don't even want them to do anything, dude. I'll be honest with you. I'm I'm first saying I'm tired of us being a superwater, just let us do our thing, not bother nobody and whatnot. Like, do you realize we have military bases in every damn country in the world?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, trust me, I though.

SPEAKER_01

Which is crazy. Like, I remember he goes out and say, Listen, dog, you can have a base in my country anytime you want. Yeah, the second I can have a base in your country. That's why to this day there's not a goddamn army base or military base in Venezuela. They're like, if you're gonna have it in our country, not to be gonna have it in your might be now.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, just you know, here's the thing. I think it's one thing to say not be not not be a superpower, right?

SPEAKER_02

Get a picture of all this recording.

SPEAKER_03

Like, right, I I get the whole not wanting to be a superpower, but I think the if we can if we can run the fucking the energy of the world, we're cool. Well, you didn't get me, I'm out of it.

SPEAKER_02

No, no, I put up uh five times zoom.

SPEAKER_01

You should have got you. Okay. How can we run the energy of the world when we don't have the energy of the world? Most of the oil is on that damn Russian pipeline, most of the oil is over there in Alaska where they won't let us drill because it's gonna affect the purple spotted owl dingus, whatever, whatever. Yeah, man. And we can't forget the old you know, Alpine spotted seven with cheese. Ah we always gotta go back with that shit.

SPEAKER_02

I love the name.

SPEAKER_03

Here's the here's the thing though.

SPEAKER_02

Everybody he fucking introduced me to Venezuela. But I mean what you're doing.

SPEAKER_03

Venezuela has fucking Venezuela has a ton of fucking oil, dude. If we can fucking actually get that, dude.

SPEAKER_01

Canada has all and somewhat like us.

SPEAKER_03

Well, not anymore.

SPEAKER_01

It was supposed to be a Canada to uh supposed to make it Canada Mexico, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Remember, they were gonna do a whole Canada uh Canada America Mexico deal straight through. Texas has oil huge, dude.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, Texas has oil, they still to this day like it's a reason that they're so land managed on right now. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

I actually want to get into it because uh it it deals with the shot at a real level.

SPEAKER_03

Like, quite honestly, they haven't capitalized on that Venezuela oil, dude. We can fuck it, we can we can we can have some power.

SPEAKER_01

My first year of trucking, and the only reason I didn't apply was because I didn't have the experience. Yeah, Williston Williston, North Dakota. The oil field was so boomy, domino pizza drivers were clean 80 a year. Wow. And and the actual people in the oil field, they were clocking. I was on dominoes right now. They were clocking 175. Fucking buck fifty? Bruh, what the fuck? Because the business is moving so much. Yeah, everybody was getting money. Yeah. For like for like three. And here's the thing. By the time I got the experience to work up there, and it popped. I'm like, ah, fine. But yeah, but but but for a solid two, three years, yeah, domino drivers are good in 75.98 year. The oil field drivers themselves were.

SPEAKER_02

I actually want to get into 20 million grand and whatnot. I actually want to get into that land man show because I seen clips. And there's yeah, there's this uh there's a scene where he the other one that's got Billy Bob. His lawyer's fucking gorgeous, by the way. But that's besides the point. But he they they they go out to a bar and they're having a conversation, and he was like, the perfect spot as an oil uh businessman is is you want between 70 and 110 a barrel. Yeah, anything above that or below that, like, is it'll destroy the fucking entire fucking country.

SPEAKER_03

The whole markets, yeah. Yeah, you gotta stay in like an average amount, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

And like I want to learn more about that, and it seems like that's an educational show.

SPEAKER_01

I'm a friend where weird stuff.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah. So I mean that's the I mean that that's why I watch a lot of stuff. Me, I like I watch the shield to pick up on dirty cop tactics and fucking that's a window for that shit. Well, no, but but that was some real shit. I didn't destroy it, right? Yeah, there's dirty cops that worse.

SPEAKER_00

Stop that.

SPEAKER_03

That's why I said major city's definitely worse. That's why the mafia cop dudes from New York City whipping people for fucking the bob.

SPEAKER_02

You know, it only blew my mind that you got into the wire like you did because I'm like, yo, you can still got your window. See that. I mean I mean the wire was in Detroit. No, I no, I get it, but the the behavior's the same.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, but like listen, Baltimore's still really fucking bad.

SPEAKER_01

No, no, no, it's not. No, it's not. It's not as bad as you say. Brother, I go to Baltimore a lot, it's actually gotta do way better, really, way safer.

SPEAKER_03

I have parked. They still have them whole abandoned neighborhoods still. The who? They have them all abandoned neighborhoods still. Like, remember the whole neighborhood boarded up and stuff?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, they're fixing that up. They're still there, but as a truck driver, I can't fit my truck over there. I'm just saying, I have I'm just saying I have parked in industrial areas of Baltimore. I never had somebody knock on my door or whatever, whatever. I never woke up to a flat tire or somebody spray painting my trailer. Baltimore has gotten a lot better, and the food is just oh no, the food there's banging.

SPEAKER_03

They're right there on the fucking ocean like that, dude. They're fucking crabs and shit are banging.

SPEAKER_01

Dude, not even the crabs, they have something that they call pit beef. Yeah, but they'll literally just take a whole beef and just throw it on the char grill with a bunch of hot uh uh horseradish sauce, same thing. Ridiculous. But yeah, Baltimore's okay, but again, uh, you can find pretty cops. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. But you can also find cool cops. Yeah, that's what like dude. I found one in in small town, Texas. I thought they was gonna shoot at least me, because I'm black. Listen, the homeboy is driving the wrong way on a one-way street, 30 miles over the speed limit. Both of us are drunk, and we got work in the car.

SPEAKER_02

That was like uh last summer when we when we got the zip, uh no, the pound, yeah, and uh Jordan was our first customer, and we're driving up, he's got an open container. I'm fucking sitting there bent, and we're fucking uh got work on us, obviously. And we're just like, oh dude, you know what? Just don't give him a reason to stop it.

SPEAKER_01

No, what do you think? He gave him a reason to stop because he drove right by them driving the wrong direction. So he pulls us over. Oh, last night? No, no, no, no. I'm talking time when I was up uh when I was up there in Post Texas. The reason we got out of it, and I still can't believe this. The guy walks back up to the vehicle. Hey man, you know, I can really fuck y'all up right now, right? I mean, I got you. I can smell it in your breath when everything like that. But I tell you what, it's three o'clock on a Friday night. You're and I worth the paperwork. I see you got a nine or sticker on your Jeep. Are you an honest fan? Yeah, man. I you know, I'm a I'm an honest fan. My dad's an honest fan, my grandpa's not a fan. The cops, like, you know what? I am too.

SPEAKER_03

Get the fuck out of him just yes, how the hell that dude in Texas at 90s. Yeah, because he liked you because they don't like him. Dude, yeah, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I'm in the past and this shit, like, nobody's ever gonna hear from me again. Like, I really thought I was gonna get stronger because dude, uh, up until the the late 90s, there were still sundown towns in Texas.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, oh yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_01

Like vital Texas, it's in East Texas. It finally flipped, it's way more uh Mexicans and Latinos up there. But up until 1990, no black man ever lasted more than 27 days uh in that city, and at least 20 of them days they burned the cross in whoever's jar showed up. I remember I had forcing you out automatically. The one black dude who made it the longest, and I'm still pressed up about this to this day, he lasted 28 days, and they literally burned the cross every goddamn day in his jar. Yo, the day now fucking day two. No, the day he leaves, the day he leaves and moves away, he gets scared about black guys. I'm like, what the fuck? You won't do all that for the white people to have one of us. I'm still mad. I'm like, you son of a bitch.

SPEAKER_03

Like I wonder if there's bad, bro. I wonder if there's any actual sundown towns actually left. Yes, you're about to say everyone.

SPEAKER_01

I'm a truck driver. Yes, yes, they're still there, they're still there. Are they as blatant in the 50s and the 60s? No, definitely not, yeah. But it but like I know though, right? I've been through towns where I'm getting the vibe like I should not park here. I should I should keep going another 30, 40 miles, yeah, go to the truck stop or the rest area. Yeah, I just got that vibe, like, well, somebody might knock on your door, and it's not gonna be good. Yeah, right. Keep driving. And here's the thing a lot of those sundowns. Which is crazy though, because like they're not even in the south as much. Like, yeah, all right, dude, I'll see my sundowntown in Idaho for crying out loud. Really? Yes.

SPEAKER_02

So actually, all right, so explain one to me. Like, what is like white only kind of thing, or what? Yeah, there are no blacks in there, dude. Yeah, so like how does it feel driving through?

SPEAKER_03

They try to force you out, and if you don't need the main thing, well, obviously.

SPEAKER_02

So, like you like you you like, for example, like if you're to stop to a gas station, you'd take a piss or something.

SPEAKER_01

No, it's like with you. I've been in area where, like, yeah, obviously, I'm the only black man there, because why would a black man be in beat Montana? If I'm getting my gas or going inside to get a sandwich, yeah, and nobody smiles, nobody greets you, nobody even gives you a hair dog, they're just to get your shit and go. Yeah, exactly. I'm like, I'm out. Listen, let me get that steak burrito, let me get that damn uh Red Bull ice at the end of the day. Goodbye. You know, or if you say we say hello and they don't acknowledge you, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

At the end of the day, his money spends the same. They'll take your money, they don't want to.

SPEAKER_03

They don't want to take your money every day.

SPEAKER_01

So I'm just like I'm like, all right, message received, I gotta get the fuck up out of here. Yeah. Now, have I ever been actually tested on some racial stuff? Uh thankfully, no, it's not in trucking. When I was repo in a car, yes, but in trucking, I give up that bob. Like repo alone, I would hurt you. Repo is gonna crack. Yeah, exactly. That's like I was I was in Independence, Missouri. Uh a buddy uh flew me out from Austin, the Kansas City, called a cab in the Missouri. At that time, this was oh seven, oh eight. Yeah. Independence, Missouri was known as a little hotbed for KKK. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I tell my cab driver, hey man, don't leave until you see me open the door, start the engine, and prove that it works, yeah, and me take off, because I don't want you to leave this motherfucker gotta try to tire and whatnot. So I'm walking up to her car. Hey boy, I'm like, oh here we go. What the hell are you doing with Kelly's car? Oh man, listen, I'm her new boyfriend. She told me to pick it up and get it detailed and go to the grocery store to get some graphics bullshit. No, no, no, yo, but she told me to go, you know, get some groceries, some dummies for the kid. Yeah. She always did everything for the niggers. I'm like, yo, I gotta go, fam. Like you see, I was smart. Uh I I waited till she was at work to go get it, whether that whether in her neighborhood, because yeah, I probably wouldn't have made it out out of her out of that damn neighborhood. I got I got the car and get the fuck out of here and just drove 13 hours straight uh back to Austin and whatnot. You know what I'm saying? It was But again, sundown towns are still a thing. They're not as prevalent or as widespread as it was, but they still walk. Yeah. Like I said, if if if if if I walk in and they're all smiling and then they see me and they stop smiling, you know what's up. Get your diesel fuel, get your little snack or whatever, and get get out.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Do not smile. Yeah, because you might wake up with a flat tire or they didn't they didn't snip your freaking brake line or whatever, whatever. And they didn't even gotta white people like freaking uh Laredo, Texas. I don't park there ever. You know what I'm saying? It's right, it's right near the border. My mentor, he trained me, uh he said he woke up, he was missing all the lights on his trailer. They took them off and he was asleep. And when he, you know, raise a raise or stunk about it. Sad to say they fucked him up. I'm like, why are you hitting that? Oh man, this guy was like 60 when that happened. Like, yeah, no shit. Bro, man, like take his shoes or something. He ain't gotta hit on him. He's an old man with medical issues. Seriously, I mean I mean beat him up to where he had to go to the hospital.

SPEAKER_02

I thought you might like it.

unknown

What?

SPEAKER_02

Oh, yeah, that's cool. All right.

SPEAKER_01

So yeah, I was I was upset about them. It's fine. I'm not parking in Laredo. Yeah, in Laredo. I parked 30 miles outside, drove in in the morning, and then drove the hell out. And on the way back, they had immigration like every 10 miles with the dog checking for stuff. Really? Yeah. Boy, that's a big name as a truck driver. If you get caught with people, not only is it your body on CDL, you just earn 15 years minimum. Yeah, yeah. I'm too old to be going to prison right now.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, there's a certain age. 15 years to me be like life. There's a certain age that you can't really.

SPEAKER_01

I've been approached by people to transport humans and oh my god, really? Yes. Wow. It happens a lot. I'm just like, listen, bro, no disrespect. Yeah, I can't do it. I couldn't do it. I am too old to go to prison.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, right. And and like not only that, I just wouldn't feel comfortable doing it, bro. Like, listen.

SPEAKER_01

Where are these people going?

SPEAKER_02

What are you doing to them? You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01

I'll be honest with you. The people, no, I'm not doing all that. Because that's almost like slavery 2.0. Yeah. If it was dope, yeah, yeah. But even then, it's like nobody could guarantee me that I wouldn't be the decoy that would get stopped so that the real low can come through. Yeah, yeah. Again, I don't you ought to be going to prison, homeboy. No, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_03

There's like 15 years you need to be like a cutoff, bro.

SPEAKER_02

It's like the money there was all forever. And again, the money because 25 and getting out of 50. My fucking life's done.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

And again, just just how fast 15 to me I'd be a senior citizen. No, like just no, and then but the the the fucking other aspect of it is how fast fucking society fucking um uh advances. Yeah, 15 years, I'd be fucking lost, dude. Yeah, and they were only off for 2500. Imagine going into 2010 coming out now. You'd be fucking lost, dude. New smartphones, social media, apps, fucking all this new shit, TVs are fucking 15 pounds. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_01

Only fans, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, okay. Now mind you, like six years ago, they offered me 2500. I'm like, all the respect, I can make that in like two and a half years. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Um, you know, it'll be like you're saying talking about fucking 10 grand. Yeah, yeah. You can be holding a lot more than dope. You holding dope, people, god knows what else. Yeah, you would take the money they're making off that shit, they give offering a little bit more money than that. Yeah, and if we get busted, that 10 grand ain't yours no more. They're gonna seize it.

SPEAKER_02

Exactly. You want one last one? You've got the rest in there. Oh, you got it.

SPEAKER_03

And then yeah, but then fucking you've got fucking what yeah, seize property if they don't know how long you're doing it.

SPEAKER_02

That's why that's why uh one of my favorite seasons of the shield. Some some uh cities and states will do it. That fucking uh the gun gun close season with the uh the seizure. Yeah, simple officer.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, we don't know where this money comes from. We think it may be drug money, so we're gonna take it from or or or oh shit, you selling drugs.

SPEAKER_02

No, no, no. We take it.

SPEAKER_01

No, no, no. You're free to go on, but we're gonna be able to do that. They're doing it for them taking all your shit. Yeah, our accounts and everything. Yep. Brother, I I've literally seen uh there are cases right now, uh, state of Texas versus $10,111 because the guy couldn't explain where the money came from.

SPEAKER_02

One of uh Fees' boys, the Bells bondsmen, and he lives, bro. Because these dudes put their put their houses up, their fucking cars. They don't show up to all his, dude.

SPEAKER_03

Yep.

SPEAKER_02

They're all fucking his, dude.

SPEAKER_03

Yo, he's like a lot full of fucking cars, dude. I was gonna say because you I know them fucking um those people who do them fucking um loans on the titles of cars fucking great people. Oh, yeah, you're gonna be able to do that. They default on their loans to take your fucking car. Yep, because now they have your title and they can you didn't pay the loan back. That happened to Ashina. Yeah. She lost her whip and her. Them dudes probably cake too, bro. Dude, you don't mean people default on them loans, dude. They're already hard up. You know they can have the money to pay that shit back. Well, you're the whole point of them doing it.

SPEAKER_02

That's why uh payday loans are fucking predatory, too, bro. You're gonna cycle.

SPEAKER_01

You guys really want to lose making money out of here, the tow truck drivers for for for semi-trucks. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Listen, I was telling that, I was telling him $600. How fucking dirty that they did you thank God I was going to Syracuse that day. They pulled his towish in the fucking DeWitt just for inconvenience.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I'm just like, who did you piss off, man?

SPEAKER_03

No, I wasn't paying on a car because they wouldn't repair it. And it's like F you, we're just gonna tour 50 pounds out your way because F you hung. Yep, and I went and got it and they paid the 600 bucks, got it back, and then didn't make another payment again. And they tried to come take it again, and I had a new car, I said. Yo, they they know why, crazy.

SPEAKER_02

No, yo, they're like, they're not letting the payoffs loan off for a dollar because he owed it for so long, bro. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03

I owed it for so long, you know. I could've like, we'll take a payment. I was only breaking those balls. I was like, Well, I ain't got fucking three grand.

SPEAKER_02

Nah, because he was like, he was like, We'll take any amount. He was just fucking around. He was like, Yeah, about a dollar. He was like, Yeah, sure. He goes, Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I was like, You're serious? I was like, I'll give you my debit card right now. And he did minus one dollar, credit acceptance. Like, oh shit. I paid off a six thousand dollar loan for a buck. And it did really fall off my credit in a month, dude. Crazy. That repo came off and it paid in full. Came showed up on my my credit score went up like 70 points to give them a buck.

SPEAKER_01

I I had a student loan there from like 04 or whatever, and like for like seven years they hounded me. Finally, I'm just like, you know what? I know this call has been recorded. I have no chance of paying you ever again. Like, I'm homeless right now. Like, I'm literally sleeping on couches and floors. Yeah. Find somebody else, dog, because this ain't me, bro. Like, I'm not giving you a dime of this loop. And never hear from them again. Because that dad has been sewing and resowing and resold. Yeah. So it's a collection agency to collection agency.

SPEAKER_03

They got the money nine times already.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I was like, what are you calling me for?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

He's like, but we need the money. I'm like, man, it's also master slides.

SPEAKER_03

What the fuck do you think? It's funny he brings it up side the collection agency place to call me about a fucking like credit one card, dude. Literally from like fucking eight years ago, right? On the phone.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

And I fucking said the fuck dude on the phone. I said, What's the name of your company again? He tells me the name of it, and I go, I go, bro, I go, You're like the fucking third fucking different company that called. I said, I know how this goes. You guys buy the debt and then you call me to get the debt back. I said, You guys have you guys have been paid three, four, five times for this shit already. So leave me alone. I go, matter of fact, I go, I'm fucking food stamps, bro. And I get section eight. You think I can pay you? I can't. So I don't know, just leave me alone. And they never called again. I'm not sure it fell off, but I never heard from them again. Nobody called me again.

SPEAKER_01

Can we talk about that?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I was gonna say, all right, let's let's let's let's let's let's get into this thing.

SPEAKER_01

Listen, I don't gotta scream a cuss. It just feels a bit disrespectful. Like, like, no, it feels like you don't see me as a man or a citizen, and you gotta go third party, like, bro, you laugh, man, but think about it, man. I don't like asking people for stuff. I've been, but you asked him to ask what's the same thing. You asked him, and he asked me on your behalf, but like my number.

SPEAKER_03

No, it got he said he could give me the money because you owed him something again.

SPEAKER_01

All I'm saying is, yeah, well, yeah. What you call all I'm saying is all the other times. Like, I've I've said that he's texting me, hey Sean wanted. I'm like, Sean, ask my number, bro. I'm really though you laughing, man.

SPEAKER_03

But it's someone else.

SPEAKER_01

I freaking feel away. Like, you can call me. I'm literally sitting in your house right now. Yeah, I have played.

SPEAKER_02

He considers you.

SPEAKER_01

I have played with your I can say, yo, son, my nephew. I be asking about him every time, bro. Like, you can call me directly. I really do, man. Like, you can call me directly. I don't mean it that way. I ain't gonna cuss you out, you know, call you a nasty white man, and your your granddaddy or my granddaddy just called me directly, for all that third party stuff. I'm like, you ain't gonna do all that, bro. Yeah, no. If you did, you wouldn't be doing it. Come on, man.

SPEAKER_03

Because it feels awkward to ask someone that you don't speak to regularly for something. I mean, it's listen.

SPEAKER_01

I got a partner, I've been knowing this man since '94. We only we only talk that much, but he the bro. I know that, I know that I'm the bro. I call him right now. I'm like, yo, what's up? Now you're gonna get a hundo. I'm gonna get that hundo. You know what I'm saying? Like you can call me direct. I don't know what's saying. You have my number. I sent you a birthday uh uh thing with the new that the fat BBW one guy. Like you can call me, bro. Like, please, man, do that for me, man. Shake my hand, bro. Like, just call me direct, man. Thank you, bro. Because I was just like, am I here? Do I matter? Do black lives matter? Like, that's not what the hell do we do? Like, do I need to switch to Puerto Rican or Asian? Would you call me then?

SPEAKER_03

Like, no, it's not personal, it's just always been awkward asking people for shit.

SPEAKER_01

So I remember I figured saying I'm telling you, yo, I bet if I was a white man, he motherfucking call me from time to time, talk about fishing or water polo or whatever the fuck you sundunkers do, but he's gotta go talk like I'm literally right here, bro.

SPEAKER_00

Or call him and uh call him and tell him how it's like to how what it's like to be a virgin in your own home. Hey, I already know that.

SPEAKER_01

That's why I'm not with her no more. I I've I've been there before at fucking crazy bro. And if you're hearing this, me, me, me, a party, I never wanted that dog. Nah, if you're hearing this, ex, I never wanted that dog. I bought that dog for you, and you mad at me because the dog loves me more than he loves you. Blah. I hope you have the day you deserve. You young looking, irresponsible, just still owe me money and your sister. Bunch of pump brothers. Just to get into WrestleMania real quick.

SPEAKER_03

Uh I I hurt X Hamster. I love X Hamster. Because it's all fucking amateur. I get more love from that fucking thing than I do in my residence.

SPEAKER_02

I fucking love X Hamster because it's uh it's targeted for amateur because you know the the the pro shit just comes off so performing. I know he's not making you do that.

SPEAKER_03

Well, you know what I mean? Hold on, not if it not if it's well if you're watching black. I mean, I mean if she's getting stuffed with 10 and a quarter, no, but making that no more.

SPEAKER_02

And you go, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Oh my we're gonna talk over hiking, bro. I'll take some moans. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Give me some mood, give me some. Yeah, yeah. Like it's not why.

SPEAKER_00

I'm gonna come the shit.

SPEAKER_03

Like it's my fucking overdoing it. Yeah, the chick's tearing the fucking tearing the sheets that you fucking call Hogan in 1990.

SPEAKER_01

Wait that. That's my profile picture on the next hamster. An account?

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Yes!

SPEAKER_01

That was my verification photo. And we all for y'all, for y'all the old women. So I I actually uh it's a picture of me in the mountains. It's pictures of me like four o'clock in the morning. And it says um egghans.com, September 16th, 2013, BWWs and granny's get first gives. And I meant every single goddamn word. No, you do. Listen, at that time, like you said, I'm living in a small mountain town in Colorado. Population, I don't know, a thousand. It was like three black dudes, but here's the thing. I'm gonna run this by you.

SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna deposit so I can ask you. The freaking fry cook. Oh, actually, I'm gonna text you, huh?

SPEAKER_01

The freaking fry cook up there, his auntie took a liking to me. I must this fucking story every prep table in that damn kitchen. I fucked her on like 11 damn uh actual customer tables. I mean, we score that bitch out. We did dirty, dirty, check it for dirty things. Uh I don't want to say too. But being there was a small town within like a day and a half, my boss is like, You forget you fucking my grandma's you really fuck Tony's aunt. I'm sorry, yeah. I'm like, God damn, it's a fucking small town. He was just like, hey man, listen, well done, because I heard you were really giving it to her. I was like, yeah. But he's like, What? Did you really stick a grid tap in our ass? I'm like, Yeah, sure. I forgot about the cameras in the last show. I'm sorry. Take your phone, take your phone. I did not realize that they had cameras. I just want to make sure that we can get into it.

SPEAKER_03

I was just like, yo, I don't want to get to something that I'm listening. I'm so neglected, I think it's fucking just him that you can. Great.

SPEAKER_02

I want to get into the fucking ask away.

SPEAKER_03

Because me and him had talked about it a lot. Dude, at this point, the fucking the heat of the pussy make you bust a nut. So uh desperations kicked in. Listen, um, I uh I'm happy to be in the building. Just let me sniff it a couple of times and I'm busting. I don't give a fuck. Dude, you know what's fucking horrible? Because I don't even give a fuck. You don't even care if her family listens anymore. I don't even give a shit. They don't what somebody actually somebody from Harkumer fucking listens, and I know it's someone in her family out there.

SPEAKER_02

20 minutes ago, I just bought six fucking variety from the goddamn bodega up there. Yeah, I he didn't believe me about my hand as having the real value. Because I I have shit coming up on the bottom. So I was like, I was like, yo, I'm stopping, I'm stopping my hands, grabbed a bag, and yo, yo, and he was like, huh? Yo, he threw his shit on the dashboard so quick and hopped off the car. He's like, yo, for real?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Once you had the script bottle on it, yeah, dude. Yo, he threw his shit on the dashboard. He's like, he was on the car.

SPEAKER_01

I've never seen a move so quick in my life. Yeah, I was just like, he looked hard before me.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, this is a funny funny though, because we were it was funny. We were fucking arguing too a couple days ago, and I was like, She was like, Oh, she was like, Oh, you wanna fucking you always have bad timing, don't want to do shit, blah blah blah. And I said, I said, every time's bad timing or whatever. She was like, Who wants to do shit when you don't last? And like, you know what my exact words were? That's what happens when you get it once in a month.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Right, yeah, like I would never judge in my relationship, but apparently she was like, Yeah, there's some bills saber. I'm like, me personally, I'd be like, uh, ma'am, it's 2026. I can pay somebody to do that for me, so that's why I'm not doing all this stuff. That's not in my warehouse. Like, I'm not gonna build you a freaking cotilion. Listen, if we were just talking about it.

SPEAKER_03

I already know you wanna know what fucked up. You dude, this the this this this is the insulting. I think the old I think the most insulting thing in my home is simple. You ready? And this is this this is how simplified I am in this fucking house. Why I keep fucking whether she stays or goes, I don't care anymore. Because when I have to hear her on the phone say, I don't understand why he's all mad all the time, all he does is pay the bills, you pay none.

SPEAKER_02

That's the whole fucking point is paying the bills.

SPEAKER_03

Nothing.

SPEAKER_01

All you can do is pay the bills.

SPEAKER_03

Quinn. Isn't that enough?

SPEAKER_02

Nah, wait, verify.

SPEAKER_01

Quinn, we don't know.

SPEAKER_03

What does your mom say? The only thing that I do.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, pay the bills.

SPEAKER_03

Is that not enough?

SPEAKER_02

That's everything.

SPEAKER_03

I'm talking everything. She turned around and said, I how how is it that I have money and you don't? I said, because all you have is a car note, a car insurance, and a phone.

SPEAKER_02

You're not contributing to rent, you're not contributing to fucking national grade, you're not cooking. No, cable.

SPEAKER_03

No, if listen, if if if if food don't get pulled, if I don't pull food out in the morning, we don't eat that day.

SPEAKER_01

That's it.

SPEAKER_03

Because she says I'm up earlier. So you're supposed to be a team.

SPEAKER_01

Hold on, hold on. It ain't a team. She shows that shit all the time, too. So yeah, so she pays now. She just sits here and takes up air and space.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, that's what we're doing.

SPEAKER_01

Bro, if you don't be like fresh fresh or bellet and throw her out the front door or some shit, it's all like fresh.

SPEAKER_03

Why fire? Because her whole deal is, oh, I put food in the house and I buy the fucking all the other stuff to fucking.

SPEAKER_02

But doesn't that cover food stamps?

SPEAKER_03

And then she turns around and buys all this shit off tax money talking about I bought everything.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

One kind of year. I bought it with my money. Like what the I'm but I'm dead serious, dude. To get insulted to be called, you say all you do is pay the bills. Ask Clem. I do the dishes. That's one of the most good. I literally do everything. I do the dishes. Smack to the mouth of certain goods. I do the dishes. I fucking cook. I fucking clean. The only thing I don't do is the bathroom. I do 90% of the fucking laundry. And all she does is sit here and look pretty. And tell you guys that you don't know what you're doing. And I help her and I help her with the fucking I help her with the fucking the baby, dude. On top of that. Okay, while she fucking works. And I get to sit here at night on this couch, not spoken to while she's still working on Snapchat.

SPEAKER_01

Bro, those locks should be changed so goddamn quick.

SPEAKER_03

And you want to know what's fucked up. Anytime you bring up her Snapchat, you know what you get? What? Well, all my family's on there and I like their stories.

SPEAKER_04

Blah, blah, blah.

SPEAKER_03

And then turns around and says, At a certain age, dude. Snapchat. Yeah, but here's the thing.

SPEAKER_01

And then on top of that, yesterday. How you 45 and still getting decided to see it? Good. Yeah, that's the first one.

SPEAKER_03

Listen, so how about this one? So she calls yesterday and was like, oh, well, you go meet a Walmart. I got a bunch of shit to get, and you know I can't carry everything by myself. I said, I don't care. So we left. Right. When you probably came that money, I wasn't here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I went, right? Listen, so so I we we go, so we're heading to Walmart. Yeah. So we get to the fucking parking space, right? Yeah. And Quim was sitting right there. And I don't know why she said shirt and shit in front of this fucking dude. Yeah. She turned around and she was like, Oh, by the way, I got hit on by this really tall dude at work today. Oh, you should. And he said I had a beautiful smile. There you go. But but hold on. This would turn around. She she was like, she was like, so I should get a little bit of credit. She was like, I did tell him I was married and I'm not interested. You're interested in your own fucking home.

SPEAKER_02

Not to be mean, dude, you're not. My thing is the girl at work, she's married, but is interested. Like just the fuck. And wondering why this motherfucker has a new new nickname for me, the bitch whisperer.

SPEAKER_01

It really is. And you went about the one, you know, whatever, whatever.

SPEAKER_02

And it's funny because I was texting at NXT. I was like, damn, bro, Jordan going back to Texas. I'm sorry. Thank you, dude. Get over it. Get the fuck over it. I mean, it's not wrong. I don't know. First of all, she's really married. Just not. Maybe maybe he likes that. Work girl is for I do. I really do. Work girl's married. Jordan's not married. I don't want to see you end up on snap or that's the thing because our neighbor fucking husband hates me already, and he's trying to use the murder suicide.

SPEAKER_01

Or freaking forensic files or whatever, whatever.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, it'll be on fucking uh uh deadly relationships or whatever. First 487 Joshua's gonna wind up on fatal affairs.

SPEAKER_01

Ain't no fucking pussy worth my life, so stop acting the fucking way you acting.

SPEAKER_02

I smacked the shit out of this ball four times last night in front of people and everyone's dying. I was like, nah, because you weren't listening, bro.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, I love you to death, man. It was tough love, baby. I know that's why I get mad about him.

SPEAKER_02

Because he's he's really the only one, you and him are the only one who keep it real with me. He's tough.

SPEAKER_01

Everyone else listening to fucking ass, dude.

SPEAKER_02

Nah, I don't do all that. Jordan don't either. And and that's that that's one reason that that that she that she's special to me is because like she just she'll call me out on my bullshit. Like, I'll say something. She'll be like, what the fuck'd you just say to me? Yeah, and everyone else is just like no, I get it, but it's just like listen.

SPEAKER_01

I was in a situation that you were in or are in right now. Yeah. I left because she did not like I asked her one thing. I'll do all the heavy hip uh the heavy lifting. All I asked, take care of the house when I'm on the road. Like, I'm literally, I'm literally home three days a month. Listen, I wanted to come home to a clean house and a couple hot meals. Couldn't get that.

SPEAKER_03

I'll put it to you. I'll put it up to you fucking simple. I work full-time on 40 hours a week, Monday through Friday, right? Oh shit. Okay, cool. She she works fucking Monday. Sunday, well, no, Sunday, no, no, no, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. So she's off Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, right? Even then three days. If this bitch gets a mock, I'll fucking destroy her. And she's here all day, she goes, the baby keys and busy and fucking the baby keys and busy, and I didn't have time to pull anything out. No, blah blah blah blah. That's crap. And then turns around, and then turns around and I know for sure that he ain't being watched. You want how I know? Because I hear the fucking stories when I get home. He wouldn't stop, he wouldn't stop pulling the entertainment center out. He pulled all the cushions off the couch. If you were out here, that wouldn't have happened.

SPEAKER_01

How old is he?

SPEAKER_03

He'll be three.

SPEAKER_01

Again, I'm calling crap because my current lady uh has two kids, seven and five, and still makes time to keep the house in order. So I'm not called it's like I was telling you last night. We made time for the things we made time for. Nobody is that busy. You can't take 35 seconds. Elon Musk ain't busy enough to where he can take where he can't take three minutes to make a call a phone call for somebody. No, I didn't call you. How about this?

SPEAKER_03

Last week, yeah, it was probably around one o'clock. Yeah, right. Yeah. She's calling, and I happen to be like literally driving to a client's house. I wasn't here close. I could go all the way to Downsville, so it was probably like 30 minutes away, right? So she calls. So I pick up the phone and I was like, I go, yeah, what's up? I go, I'm on my way, I'm driving to a client's house. She was like, I really had to get up and have to fucking do the dishes. You couldn't even at least wash my fucking coffee cup. You know I like coffee in the morning. And then hangs out. All because you had to do some dishes in the sink that you haven't washed in here. Because you needed your coffee cup. I literally got called to get yelled at because I didn't I am not doing the dishes at 6 30 in the morning when I'm walking out the fucking door. And I live in my exact words were you know I do that shit when I get home. But serious question. Done with that shit.

SPEAKER_01

Why not tell her? Okay, y'all gotta go. That simple. Why not?

SPEAKER_02

Well, me and him are kind of talking about the other thing.

SPEAKER_01

Her main end of the road.

SPEAKER_03

All I gotta do is remove her. All I gotta do is remove her from my section eight. She has to go. There you go.

SPEAKER_01

That's all that is a phone call. There you go, do it in fam. Listen, why disturb your peace, especially with the shit you got going? There ain't no peace, dude. Huh? There ain't no peace in this fucking section. It will be once you get rid of the one the little.

SPEAKER_03

Well, I said that I well I said the same thing to Clint. I said, you know what's fucked up, dude? I go, I think I said, I think I finally learned I'm like actually happier alone.

SPEAKER_02

I don't think it's there. I don't I don't I don't think it's that.

SPEAKER_01

I just try to fit. Yeah, yeah. It's like, listen, I I'll be the first to me. I suck at picking the right woman. I still don't know if the one over now is the right woman, but so far so good, as you can see right here, there's Sean. Yeah, you know, so far so good. Yeah, because like she's like because here's the thing. My situation is not like yours, but it's kind of like yours. Because she's just like, listen, I want to be stay-at-home mom. In return, this is what you can a hundred percent expecting when you come home. Rooms will be swelled, clothes will be mild, yeah. There will be hot meals for you, yeah, that will be clean clothes for you. Like, like, like, like right now, she lives with her parents that give her parents hospice. But every time I come through and chill out, home cook meal waiting for me.

SPEAKER_02

Dirty clothes, I don't care about that. No, no, I'm showing you uh that that was after the punt kick. He can't open his eye. Yeah, Randy fucked him up. He he he he fucking did the punt kick and after listening.

SPEAKER_01

But it's fucking swollen shot, dude. When I show up over there, you know what I'm saying, at her grand's house, home cook meal is waiting for me. She gets my drink.

SPEAKER_03

You know what I'm saying? It can be done. I folded myself after a fucking nine-hour shift, dude came home and folded all the laundry. Okay, put my shit away, gave Quinn his stuff, put the baby's clothes away, left her clothes on the bed to put away. Guess what? Got yelled at because she goes, You know where my clothes built. You know what? Nigga, you know where your knees are. Get out of it. There we go. There we go. No, no, no, that's how it should be. But I get but I but I get all this bullshit. Like, you want to know what's funny. You don't know. You hold on. My fucking phone. So I whipped down, I read and I text back quick. She goes, You ex you you you expect me to just just wanna wanna wanna fucking have sex with you. She was like, but you don't do anything to deserve it. Nigga, what more do you think? Everything to deserve it. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02

But no, it it it it it kind of reminds me of something.

SPEAKER_03

Um still open.

SPEAKER_02

It was it was it was it was right around uh you weren't here for uh it was right before you got in last summer. And I had uh I had two girls over, and they were talking about fucking um that that like they don't suck their husband's dick and shit. And I'm like, I'm like, well, you know, I'm like, it's kind of fucked up. And then I said something, and I was I was like, well, uh in a matter, I don't remember exactly how I put it, but I was like, I basically I was like, well, would you suck my dick or something like that, right? But no, listen, but the point of it was they're like I know what they could say, you know. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Listen, she she she goes, Well, um both both of them basically said the same thing. They go, they said, No, no, but okay, this is how it came out. I I said, So you guys just don't like sucking dick, right? And she goes, No, we don't like sucking our husband's dick. Yeah, and I go, Oh, well, that's just dirty, that's just that's wrong. Yeah, that's what he should be the one getting it. Yeah, like I didn't catch a bow job out of it, no shit.

SPEAKER_03

We were just talking, but it it came up, and I was like, Oh wow, it just showed me a lot about you. Well, no, because you want to know what because I'll dude be completely honest. That's crazy. There was a funny. Funny you bring that up because somebody posted something on Facebook a while ago, but a couple hours ago. And it was like, why don't women, why don't women know? Um you don't know how to do this. Why don't women fucking give their husbands blowjobs, right? And you know what I put in the fucking comments and got mad fucking got fucking mad things. You know, you know, you wonder what I put? I put, I go, because they'd have no issue sucking a stranger's dick, though.

SPEAKER_02

That's what got me. I'm like, yo, I'm like, what do you mean you don't like sucking your husband dick? So like if I asked, you do it?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, without hesitation, because they gotta show out for that time being that's right. That you want to keep them around. Which is wild and then you do it. If you started dick them, that shit would come to an end. Because you know it.

SPEAKER_01

It was it was actually said that to like because like you start dick them, you'll stop holding.

SPEAKER_02

That was that was the first thing that came to mind because some girls don't like sucking dick, but some of it. My ex So I asked, I was like, You guys just don't like sucking dick, or no, I just don't like sucking his dick. My man. I'm like, wow.

SPEAKER_01

Listen, me and my ex when we first started. You don't want to be in a relationship. When I said we was doing freaking and all these stuff, they even had me like, damn, you actually agreed to that? You did it. Oh, yeah, she probably sexual deviant and shit, right? Like she's like, she was wow with it. But once we got deep relationship, I'm only giving hands up now. I'm like, what the fuck? What?

SPEAKER_02

We're supposed to be upgrading.

SPEAKER_01

Dude, like say so it's in the relationship, we would just glorify roommates. Yeah, right. And like it hasn't been a year, yeah, but I feel like we are now.

SPEAKER_03

But but but I can tell, yeah. But I can tell if we both fall asleep on the couch, she used to wake me up, babe. Come on, let's go to bed. Nah, nigga, I get dusted, dude. I wake up three o'clock in the morning going to bed by myself. I don't even get woke up. And I turned on, I hear I hear her fucking snapshot notification go off all night long. And I sit here and I just fucking say nothing. Because if I do, it's gonna be why you gotta be all up on my phone. It's my brother, it's my fucking sister in law.

SPEAKER_01

So also, you know, they have a little bit. Yeah, that was a catch up. If she doesn't have your back with the same energy, you have her back, get whatever. It's that simple. You are grown. She's grown. Both of them, both of them can find a shelter or hotel. If she doesn't have like, and I say this for anybody, friends, family, whatever, whatever. If they don't have their back with the same energy you have their back, get re like it's a reason I didn't talk to my family for like 25 years. They were doing everything. Um I'm doing my and even now, yeah. Uh I've got a a uh older brother. Yeah, I didn't even know that. Neither did I have a boss 25 parents, but he knows I had the same number. So, like six years ago, I got a text, hey nigga, you alive. I'm like, I'm alive, but who the fuck is this? Because I didn't recognize the number because I I erased all 313 numbers. He's like, It's your fucking brother. I'm like, what the mate? Fuck you didn't call to me. He's like, I'm calling to let you know that you're an uncle three times over. Hold on, hold on. Currently, I got nephews now. Wow, wow. Listen, me and my brother, we are the old girl now. Uh me and Sean. Both our parents are dead, auntie dead, grandmother dead. So we're the old girl now. Like, like, like I have nieces, nephews, I have grand, well, not granddaughters, but I have grandnieces.

SPEAKER_02

I'm like, wow, that's me and Sean wanna get into this with you. I text you about it, but it's it's it's it's a legendary story that we talk about probably once a year about how you ended up in a fucking Colorado militia. Yes, okay, okay. We we want to know the ins and outs of this shit. Oh okay. We want to know not a problem. We we talk about women like how the fuck, dude, what the fuck? Listen, I wanna a militia in the mountains. How the fuck?

SPEAKER_01

Oh I I will say what I can say without them bullets all the time. So I will not give an exact location. Let's just say it was uh you're like in between jobs, right? Yeah, see what happened was I was working for this nut ass nigga doing some outlaw shit. Yeah, and if you're listening, I hope you die. And I don't care how that sounds, brother. You had me doing team loads as a single driver. It it was rare that I didn't drive a thousand miles a day. Right, right, right. Which is highly illegal.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Uh, like literally just smoking like like a chimney and not tobacco to get the job done. Um, I left because I had a mental breakdown on a side of the road in uh Logan, New Mexico. I had just driven literally 1,491 miles in a 24-hour period. And if I never do that again, thank you guys. So I left and everything like that, and I was beyond. I mean, I'm fat, fat now. I was fat, fat, fat, fat there. So I left and um called my old jaw back and was like, hey man, this shit didn't work out. Can I come back? Like, dude, you weren't some point for you. Of course you can. I had to take that damn drug test. And I didn't put enough in the pee to pass it. It's like, eh, you gotta go on the program for about three months. So I'm like, I I I'm like, uh listen, real talk, I'm gonna say this here, because I ain't told nobody on Twitter this. I thought it was over. I thought my life was I'm like, dude, you're in your 40s, yeah. All you know to do is uh drive a truck and the shit that you used to do back in the day. Yeah, you're too old to be to be doing manual labor, yeah, and you're too old to be a bouncer. Right. And and if you were a bouncer, everybody. Somebody got an age limit, yeah. No, no, and if you're if you're a bouncer, everybody has a smartphone now, right? Yeah, you'd be indicted for the shit you was doing. So I'm not gonna, I went to the extreme. Yeah, I taste it metal, because I thought I thought I thought I was done for it. Yeah, I'm like, I got I got I got nothing. Yeah, I got $37 in my bank account and no house, no nothing.

SPEAKER_02

Me and Sean know all about that. Yeah, for sure. And my man, my man called me. I try my best to get through though. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03

I get by. Yeah, yeah. My man called me. He's like, listen, but I do it.

SPEAKER_01

He's like, listen, dog, I need to spot right now. I come scoop you up. Man drove three hours up to Denver to scoop me and everything like that. Yeah. Took me, he said, yo, man, I'm gonna take you to my place. Yeah, I got a couple of roommates. They're good dudes. And we drove down to let's say about a New Mexico border. I ain't gonna say where.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But when we show up, it is heavily fenced. Like, I've seen prisons that didn't have as much Constantina wire and borrowed wire. Bro, it's don't treadle me, it's don't treadle me. Yeah, flags all over. They've got, I counted no less than 1750 cows.

SPEAKER_02

We're about to rap, but we're at an hour.

SPEAKER_01

We usually get an hour 10. Yeah, I counted 1750 cows. Uh you know what I'm saying? I counted a bunch of 40 plus, one tank, literally a tank. A fucking militia on the city. Yeah, yeah, dude. White dudes. Dude, right? Seriously, anti-government, like they made me look like you know, a liberal. That's how anti-government they were. I was like, god damn, bro. But they were also raising uh pigs, and not just any pitch. Yeah, there's a brand called Mangalitza, if I'm saying it correctly. It is literally the Kobe beef uh pork. The top of the line page, yeah. Fat cap that thick, two three inches. Yeah, but they look like bicycle cazard fur and whatnot. Yeah, and I was there for three months. They took me in, welcoming is one of their own. They taught me shooting, skinning, how to freaking process stuff. And I was posting, you know what I'm saying, but not giving up any locations and whatnot. Yeah, like we're still cool to this day.

SPEAKER_02

Like, I just can't believe that phone card. That's how you opened it. Yeah, he was like, yo, I'm out here, I'm out here in the militia and Colorado, like, huh?

SPEAKER_03

Wasn't that when you were saying he was thinking about moving out there?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, you think about staying. I was, yeah, but then I got clean.

SPEAKER_01

I'm just like, let me get back in the room, let me get this money up. I couldn't believe it.

SPEAKER_02

Like, oh, I'm like, Sean, once you joined the militia, you're like, excuse me. I didn't actually join. I was just there.

SPEAKER_01

But it's affiliated. I was affiliate because it's like again and again. Like, wake up six, seven in the morning. That's when I started doing the fucking push-ups for the first time. Yeah. Because uh, listen, we're gonna let you stay here, but if you think you're gonna be a fat ass around us, yeah, no, we're gonna get you in shape, or you're literally gonna die trying. Yeah, and I remember right there on the spot, they actually shoved me on the ground, fucker, do 10 fucking push-ups right now. And I'm just like, shh. I got the four, and they're just like, nah, bitch. So they literally pulling me up and down, pulling me up and down until I got the ten. I threw up, but they were just like, hey, you just did 10 push-ups. It's only upwards from here. No more fucking excuses. And they were right.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And I I I transferred that into my first year bathroom trucking. Yeah, I got all these videos of me doing push-ups off the suts of my truck and everything like that. Then I got the kettlebell and whatnot. And for the longest time, you're not paying the shit you're doing. You're doing exercising and shit. Put this shit. I smoke a kettlebell 200 times uh a day, at least three to five days a week. But was did it for me, honestly? Now it's funny that the way you phrase it. The way you phrase it on Twitter always gets me like paying my tithes. Yes, no, no, no. I say that the rent has been paid.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, well, you used to say the tithes thing.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, and also call it negative motivation because I would cuss myself out. Yeah, I'm like, listen, you fat big. Yeah, yeah, like you're not you're not hungry, but you don't think you're hungry. Shut your punk ass up, take your punk ass to bed. By the time you wake up, you'll be at a 24 to 34 hour fast. Shut up. Because I've I've I've realized now I'm doing this fast and stuff once for all two years, you don't need three meals a day, especially at my size. You don't need three.

SPEAKER_02

Like, like our like I said, I eat literally one time a day, it's like dinner. But your ancestors, our fucking ancestors were eating three.

SPEAKER_03

You're like what 240, 250? No, I'm two twelve. I'm actually 218.

SPEAKER_02

Our our our fucking ancestors.

SPEAKER_03

I was too I was 270 last year.

SPEAKER_02

Brother, our fucking ancestors were eating three. If I was the capability, if I was 218, kill it, fucking.

SPEAKER_01

I would never wear a shirt again. I just wanted to wear it. I do. So again, I can have a 218. I'm just gonna tattoo the polo logo on my goddamn chest and be like, fuck you, this is my shirt. I'll just yeah, it's it's like I I've noticed that again, you don't need three, especially when you're stationary. Yeah, like I sit for 11 hours a day driving that on the street.

SPEAKER_03

Eating three meals a day, you can't even wait for sure.

SPEAKER_01

Right. It was like in my first nine years of trucking, I was eating three meals a day, three heavy meals, yeah, snacking and whatnot. Well, also, it's like you're still bored driving.

SPEAKER_00

Like, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02

Like you're passing all this, you know, shit and bullshit, yeah, truck stop food because like that. Like you're passing Chick-fil-A and fucking all this shit and party.

SPEAKER_01

Places you haven't eaten at before. You're like, I want to try that place. You know what I did? You know what I did? I honestly I went to Walmart, I got an election skillet for 20 bucks. Yeah, yeah, you can't. I buy all my food and cook in the truck, and not even at Walmart no more because I'm friends with a lot of farmers. Yeah, shout out to y'all, shout out to and I'm gonna give a plug. Shout out to Independent Ark Farms in Arkansas. Some of the best meat I've had. Shout out to half a pound hot sauce and everything like that. Like, I make videos all the time about truck cooking, about getting like I tell you all the time, it's never too late to unfuck yourself. I'm 50, I didn't get my shit right until about 11 years ago. You know what I'm saying? And it all started from me being in that goddamn militia, which I listen, I'm gonna tell you something.

SPEAKER_00

It's kind of crazy.

SPEAKER_01

Hey, I'm gonna tell you something, dog. If them motherfuckers ever decide to crash out, a lot of government agents aren't gonna make it. They are the real deal, they they're not cosplaying. They are not I saw not one wedding ring, I saw not one wife, I saw not one kid. These are all grown men with nothing to lose, and they train and they're good. If they ever decide to get up to January 6th shit, a lot of motherfuckers ain't walking out, bro. That ass.

SPEAKER_03

It's like real genuine, especially if you got especially like if he's if you're saying what you're saying is right, like nothing to lose, deal, dude.

SPEAKER_01

No kids, no wives, nothing, bro. Single men single men training, dude. Imagine going on a 10-mile hike with 50 pounds of gear. They did that six days a week. Yeah, I'm like, oh speaking of January 6th, you would you want to sound funny? Like, everybody was somebody's that fucking Q and on shit, whatever. Yeah, I had about a good 20 DMs, people thinking that I was the Q from Q and I swear, oh my god, it was you. I know it was you. You're our savior. I'm just like, nigga, I'm in Branson, Missouri right now. I'm not I'm not even in DC. Yeah, that ain't me. But yeah, dude, dude, one dude offered me his wife as tribute. And I'm not kidding. Uh he he sent me a picture.

SPEAKER_02

He was like, he was like, yo, your girl's fine. Uh you want to see my see my. I'm like, what the fuck is this shit?

SPEAKER_03

You actually had dudes do that shit to me back in the day. Not recently, but like, yeah, fucking my wife. Yeah. I swear he sent a picture. Cal my wife out on the case.

SPEAKER_01

I'm just like, no, dude. I'm just like, I dude, I've had offers to be a couple's boy. There's a there's a couple now, I ain't gonna say we're exactly in the south. But he's like, dude, can you please breed my wife? I'm like, no. Really? Another guy.

SPEAKER_02

I thought you'd be in blood.

SPEAKER_01

No, I'm I'm more than my penis, bro. Like we'll talk.

SPEAKER_02

No, but you're you're a sex dude.

SPEAKER_01

With a single woman, I'm not like like like if you got a boyfriend, a husband, I don't know, I'm not doing all that.

SPEAKER_02

I I don't know how I'd do with like an audience.

SPEAKER_01

I'm not gonna do it. Yeah, yeah, I don't want you watching me. Yeah, like George Michael said it best, man. Sex is best doing this one-on-one. Alright. There was a dude in Indiana, and even I, for all the nasty shit out there, you know, even I was just like, Do you want me to do what? I'm surprised he hasn't in it with some of the shakes. He sent me a picture of his mother-in-law chained up in some BDSM stuff, butthole exposed, big enough to drop a fucking kibasa in it.

SPEAKER_02

And sausage.

SPEAKER_01

He was just like, yo, my mother-in-law follows her page, and she wanted me to send you this, and she was all nervous, and you know, uh, she wants you to follow her. So I'll follow her, and like the shit she told me she wanted me to do. I'm like, hey, certain states, I might end up in prison. No, that's like doing that as a black man to a white woman, like that's not gonna go well for me in Alabama. That's not gonna go well. Um thank you for having me on. Appreciate y'all.

SPEAKER_02

Actually, we were we wanted to have you out for a long time.

SPEAKER_01

Thank you for cleaning up the thing, like you'll hear from me more. Call me directly, bro. That's all I'm asking. Like, I exist. I know I exist, bro. I'm not the gobbledygooker or whatever from back in the day. Like, I'm here, bro. I'm a real dude.

SPEAKER_02

Flyers did the thing last night. Made me happy. Yeah, no shit. I'm fucking excited for that.

SPEAKER_01

What's the uh next game for them?

SPEAKER_02

Uh Monday tomorrow.

SPEAKER_03

Monday to eight.

SPEAKER_01

All right, th uh, Quincy, thank you for coming on, man. Appreciate y'all. I love you to cook. Yeah, it is my second adopted home. Shout out to Chicken Riggy.

SPEAKER_02

Shout out to the Chicken Green. Quinn, come here.

SPEAKER_01

Get out for the sign off. Come on.

SPEAKER_04

All right.

SPEAKER_01

This ain't how I get boxed my nephew over here. Letter's little dude over here.

SPEAKER_02

Alright, me first. We'll we'll fucking get you that website so you watch night. Yes, yes, yes, yes. My photo, I have your number. Bye bye. All right, uh green apples. Peace, y'all. Uh Quinn will be on soon. We'll have we'll have we'll have Quinn on uh maybe next week. All right, uh everybody enjoy WrestleMania night. Well, try to enjoy night two. Uh I'm gonna do it because I won't be sober. So that's good for me. My grandmother picked up uh uh tomato pie from Napoli's so you can try it.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, the one you said the hour for don't care.

SPEAKER_02

So we we gotta do that. But uh uh peace out, everybody. Uh enjoy the show.