Near(l)y Insane
Near(l)y Insane
Rest In Peace Momma Wires
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Welcome everybody to a brand new episode of Nearly Insane. Oh yeah. And uh we're kind of limited time this week, so we'll try to fit in as much as we possibly can.
SPEAKER_02But uh Give him a hand.
SPEAKER_01Give him a hand in Flyer's Land.
SPEAKER_02Chainsaw Hand. Chainsaw Land. Meow Meow context. One of my favorite people, probably count to like eight.
SPEAKER_01Meow. I can't wait to see him then. Like the next family function. You know what's fucked up about it?
SPEAKER_02You know what's fucked up about it? Anyways, my quote unquote possible brother in law. I don't know what the fuck the thing is.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it's fucked. I don't even know what to call him. Yeah. I don't know.
SPEAKER_02I call him fucking fucking Kirkland. There you go. But fucking, anyways, like I thought it was funny because I told Cassie about it when you texted me. I was like, oh, I gotta fucking text it. He probably cut his hand with a chainsaw, right? So she called, she's like, oh my god, is he okay? I was like, I don't care. Karma's a bitch.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yo. So I tried to get out of work about it because I figured Grant wanna be there, right?
SPEAKER_02That's what happened when you con senior citizens on thousands of dollars.
SPEAKER_01That's like I said, the old school fucking punishment for theft. Yeah, for real. Homeboy is but not even real.
SPEAKER_02They just fucking homeboy homeboy's been fucking with the Sun scamming fucking scamming fucking senior citizens, dude. Yeah. Fucking since he was probably in his fucking mid 30s. He's pushing 70. For real. And he only fucking in what he does, he does half the job and then wants the rest of the money to finish the other half. He doesn't show up to finish. He never finished.
SPEAKER_01If you guys listen to the first one, we get a whole episode about it.
SPEAKER_02So, anyways, I'll that's just quickly like I believe in karma sometimes. I believe certain people. I believe in the app. Depends on the circumstances. But if anybody deserved it, now he can really really can't really do many of the handyman jobs for a while. Yeah. So at least some people are safe for the summer.
SPEAKER_01So get to get into my fucking story quick here before we get into whatever we're gonna get into. So obviously, if you follow me on Twitter, which you most likely do, because I post them on Twitter, you know, most of our audience come from fucking Twitter.
SPEAKER_02So if you're not your shadow band again, huh? Now nobody can see your shit again.
SPEAKER_01Well, yeah, but the regulars can.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but that one time we were about to blow up. I know, bro.
SPEAKER_01I was getting like a hundred fucking views on dumb shit. Fucking picture of a tree who's getting fucked at 130 in the middle of the year.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. And then they fucking put back to shadow band.
SPEAKER_01So uh if you follow me on Twitter and you know yesterday was kind of a hard day for me. I didn't you know I I'd anticipate it to where like I I wouldn't say it blindsided me, I just never thought that like I might need the day off of work. You know, like it kind of fuck with me to a point where like you ever you ever go through something and work drags because you're going through something? Yeah, like you specifically because of that. Like the rest of the week was fine, bro. But that day it was just like alright, man.
SPEAKER_02I really shouldn't be working today. My week wasn't fine. I'll get into mine.
SPEAKER_01So so after I get out of work, um I run to fucking um speedway, get my big gulp like I always do when I get out of work. And yo, just like every other day, bro, hop in the car, fucking whatever, right? I got my mom's fucking ashes thing and my fucking signal dangling down like it. Always has been, ever since I had the fucking car. That's right, bitch! And I fucking get in, and all of a sudden, dude, really drops to the fucking floor. I go, you gotta be fucking kidding me. I go, mom.
SPEAKER_02If it's on the signal thing, it goes all the way down to the bottom, right?
SPEAKER_01I'll go, mom, it's your birthday, bro. What the fuck? I go, I go, ain't no fucking way, bro. Right?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01So I'm sitting there for 20 minutes in the fucking parking lot trying to latch this shit. I'm my fucking my my I ain't gonna lie, my hand my fingers are too big, my hands are too big, I can't fucking I'm gonna take it to a fucking jeweler because you have to fucking do the fucking the fucking magnifying glass fucking thing and fucking do all this dumb shit, using fucking tools and fucking all the time.
SPEAKER_02Oh what's it like in a knot or something?
SPEAKER_01No, I can't get I can't get it to latch back on like the latch parts in the car because I gave up. Oh, alright. But it's just the timing of it's like yo, on your birthday? Like I've never had an issue with this fucking thing. I get in the car with that big gulp and all of a sudden it drops to the fucking floor on my fucking right next to my feet, and I go, yo. I go, really, mom?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, what are the chances of that? Yeah, for on that day is pretty odd.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, like on her fucking birthday, bro. So I'm sitting here shit fuck with me like the rest of the night, and I'm like, damn, bro, like maybe this shit is like real fucking shit, dude. So thankfully, you know, it's in this kind of thing where I can't bust out, like the ashes can't bust out, you know what I mean? Because that would have really fucking pissed me off, dude.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, pissed you off. I can't get it back.
SPEAKER_01But yeah. And another thing, another thing that's like a lot of people. Another thing that really pissed me off that I didn't even think about until a couple days before I brought it up to Graham. I think I brought it up on Wednesday. I brought it up to Scott too where I was sitting there and watched fuck Wheel of Fortune. And I'm sitting there and I go, yo, it's kind of fucked up, dude. Like, we don't even have a place to go. Like, say I want to go like drop some flowers or fucking just like have a conversation with my mom, bro.
SPEAKER_02There's nothing. There's fucking nothing, dude. She was cremated to save a buck. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I hope it was fucking worth it.
SPEAKER_02Well, the children, the only thing I can think of is a fucking cheap fuck. I never had the conversation with your mom, but I don't believe she was the one. She was the one. I don't think she wanted to be cremated.
SPEAKER_01No, I mean, like I said, and not not only because I wasn't around, just people don't have those conversations about death.
SPEAKER_02To where it's like, fucking, like, this is what I want. And the main messed up people should have more often. Not old, old, like my age. I should be considering do I want to be buried.
SPEAKER_01Oh, just in case, you know, no one else is around to make that decision, I could be like, yo, me and him had a conversation. This is what he wanted.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, because it's dude, it's because it's funny, dude, because like I I feel like I and you know what?
SPEAKER_01From her end, for someone who's always always fucking concerned about fucking death and dying, you think you would fucking make your wishes known.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, no shit. Every little thing she was gonna kill her.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, what the fuck of a headache? Like, what the fuck, dude?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, dude, uh yeah, uh every time I do think about her, bro, it sounds messed up, but like I never get like quote unquote sad because anytime I was like around the lady, she always did some wild shit that would make me laugh.
SPEAKER_01Like I said, like I said on the what show, the the what the first one back, most unintentionally funny lady person, the fuck lady, most unintentionally funny person I've ever been around in my fucking life, dude. Yeah, because I think she she thought she was just being a bitch, dude. But she was fucking actually funny, dude. You know what I mean? And the way she would say shit. Like, like she would show about you, she'd be like, say it to my face, bitch. Yeah, and she's like she's being tough, and it's like, bitch, you look like Adam Ant. Yeah, no fuck, get the fuck out of here. You're four foot ten and a quarter.
SPEAKER_02You're four foot ten and a quarter trying to fucking bully a six-foot guy. It's like, dude, you're trying to get me into a fight, bro.
SPEAKER_01I'll never forget though, she did have ball, bro. She stood up to Jessica, remember? Yeah, Jessica's like, yo, Dawn, I'm not even gonna hit swing on you because if I do, I'm gonna like kill you. You know what I mean? My mom got regular pistons. Come on, bitch! Yeah, like knowing damn well that girl's not gonna hit you, bro. Well, that's why she would do it. Yeah, exactly. I mean, hey, you're still taking a risk because if you do the dudes at bars and shit, bro.
SPEAKER_02That's what I mean. I used to say to her all the time when we'd go out, I'd be like, Oh, you'd be starting shit when I'm there, dude. Yeah, you gotta handle it. I'm the one who's gonna fucking fight the dude, not you, bro.
SPEAKER_01Taking it up in the parking lot.
SPEAKER_02I'm not gonna fucking guy you don't even know.
SPEAKER_01I'm not gonna sit here and be like, yeah, the beef's not even yours.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, he's inherited it from your sister. Talk talk all kinds of shit and I'm with you. Thanks. You like you put me in a real nice situation. I appreciate it, man.
SPEAKER_01You know, the six foot two fucking bars and biker is not gonna fight her.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, and you used to be like, oh, we're gonna talk all the shit. I'll beat the fuck out of your brother, that bitch. Like, what the fuck, dude?
SPEAKER_00Come on, Sean!
SPEAKER_02Dude, I damn. I used to say shit to her, dude. I remember walking in the door of one bar, I think it was the anchor in or something. I remember going in the door because she texted me and wanted me to meet her up afterwards. So I walk in and you go through the side door. Yeah, you go through the side door, and all of a sudden, dude, she's fucking screaming at some fucking dude in the hall.
SPEAKER_00Fuck you, motherfucker, you fucking bitch, brother. I'll fucking up. You talk all this fucking shit. I'll fucking beat your fucking ass.
SPEAKER_02Um, I didn't even have a drink, dude.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I like just walked through it. So when I see your hall, dude, you didn't even have an you didn't even have like a couple in you to be like, all right, uh get a beer muscle in me.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, nothing. Nothing. I'm like walking the door, and I literally looked at her and I go, I go, you fucking knew I was coming, dude. Like, you knew I was like, you like starting to fight like because, dude.
SPEAKER_01I don't want to make the whole episode about her, but fucking the one the one story that fucking Scott told me, and I I remember this shit, and I I think you do too. He was down at like fucking like uh I think it was like Nell Creek or fucking Stanley's or some shit, right? And and uh you were you or Scott had texted her and and she's like, No, I'm not gonna come out tonight, right?
SPEAKER_02Oh, yeah, but I died.
SPEAKER_01And he was like, yo, and within like fucking six minutes, this bitch was fully makeup, fucking dressed up, fucking she was there, dude.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it was the festival ever seen him get there, dude.
SPEAKER_01Bro, you gotta think she got dressed up, made up, drove.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, what'd you do?
SPEAKER_01Drive fucking 62 down.
SPEAKER_02I would give it a few. I drew it about it for about 15 minutes, but you still came from the opposite side of the city. Yeah, like you came from fucking James Street, pretty much. Yeah, or parkway, all the way to fucking barracks, yeah. The bottom part of what she was doing.
SPEAKER_01He was like, yo, I've never seen that shit in my life, dude.
SPEAKER_02She said no.
SPEAKER_00She was like, I'm not going out tonight.
SPEAKER_02She literally said no, and then she was there. Yeah. I was like, We run the fucking porch. I did one of these. I was like, what the fuck, dude? Like that shit was fucking funny.
SPEAKER_00I made it. She's she's like, she's like, you know, I changed my mind.
SPEAKER_01Her fucking drunk era was funny. You get fucking drunk and puking in the fucking driveway.
SPEAKER_00Dave, make me a sandwich! Yo, he would too.
SPEAKER_01Alright. Because Dave would get drunk early and go to bed, and when she came home late, he'd be like, I'm all sobered up. Yep. And then he would get drunk more, because you know, there's nothing worth dealing with a drunk person sober. Like, I could be I could be the most fucking even keeled dude. If you're drunk around me, I'm drinking with you because I just can't do it, bro. I can't deal with fucking drunk sober, dude. Yeah, I think it's annoying.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, bro.
SPEAKER_01I have to join the party or get the fuck out of here, dude. Yeah, I gotta go or fucking stay at one of the. Dave was the worst, he'd repeat the fucking same stories fucking 18 fucking times that you've heard. Oh, freaking fucking Ronnie Balacho. It's like, alright, dude. Alright, I you can tell by the story by the time the story starts, you already know where it's fucking going. Yeah, and I've heard it fucking 18 times. That's right, the apostle. That was a fucking classic.
SPEAKER_02Fucking ISO. Dude, I think the only thing that was super funny about that is that he said it to me, he goes, I don't give a fuck if you were an apostle.
SPEAKER_01And then he just dove into the pool, dude. Chris I was because he was 24-7, bombed, his GIPA fuck was turned off. Dude, yeah, but he was literally like, I don't give a fuck if you're an apostle. I don't give a fuck if you're an apostle or not. And then splash into the fucking pool.
SPEAKER_02I'm like, where the fuck just happened, dude?
SPEAKER_01He gives him all the food for my graduation party. How do I leave my graduation party with no food left over?
SPEAKER_02Yo, he gave all of it. It was like catered and shit, dude. There was no left.
SPEAKER_01He's like, Oh here, man, have some sausage or dude.
SPEAKER_02It's one yeah, yeah, bro. It's one thing to make a plate, dude. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_01For you to have the fucking what what is it, though?
SPEAKER_02The tray with the handles, dude.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, he gave like a big tin. Yeah, there you go. The fucking tin fucking thing. Here you go, buddy. We ain't gonna eat it all. Taking pictures with a fucking chucky doll. I didn't know how to fuck his daughter with her big ass, big eyes. She looks like a fucking chucky doll. Yo, it's fucked up because uh one time I was talking to her, I think it was on like Instagram when Instagram first blew up and she's like, I don't like you. And I was like, yo, I don't I didn't say I was trying to fuck you. She got mad offended, bro. Like women, they don't like it when you're like, I wasn't trying to fuck. Like, I really was. I I was like, I was trying to, but I just hit her, I just humbled her real quick. Who said I was trying to fuck you? Oh, really? Yeah, really. Fucking humble your ass right quick.
SPEAKER_02But yeah, that's why they want to throw it at you.
SPEAKER_01It's fucked up because yesterday there's only two people in my life outside of the family that actually gave a fuck about how I felt yesterday. And it really like reframed my fucking mind about how I view people in my life now. And the only fucking two people who actually fucking gave a fucking checked in on me outside of family, like you know, you did, Avery, Graham, shit like that. Scott, I think I think I think everyone knew I was kind of having a rough day, just kind of left me. Yeah, you know what I mean? Just kind of just like left me be. But the only people the only two people who didn't have an obligation to do that shit and actually did was fucking Jordan and the fucking Mary Chick at work. Really? That was fucking it, dude. Like the Mary Chick at work went out of her way, dude. She was like, she took she took me mad pictures, fucking was like, I think you I figured you want to see me today, make me smile, and fucking like told me funny shit about her morning and stuff like that. She's like, yo, I hope it made your day a little brighter and shit. And I'm like, yo, I actually really fucking appreciate that. You didn't have to do none of that, dude. Yeah, no shit. You know what I mean? So like no one else in my actual real life, like I had people on Twitter being like, yo, you know, have a good night or whatever, some shit like that. You know, but outside of that, everyone else, you know, like I made the post on Facebook. I didn't say the heavenly birthday bullshit. I think that shit was gay. Yeah, I don't do that, but I was like, I was like, uh happy birthday, Mom. I miss arguing with you. That was our calling card.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that's what you did. That's what you guys, that's what you guys did. Yeah, that was your thing.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it was, man. It really was.
SPEAKER_02It was messed up. It was like you guys would get along for a couple months, then you wouldn't speak for anything.
SPEAKER_01Well, yo, she would always cross the fucking line, man. To where it's like, yo, I'm an adult, bro. Like, if if I don't want you to know a certain part of my fucking life, give me that respect.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, because like I I always understood like her concern is just the way she goes about shit.
SPEAKER_01Nah, she would go behind my back. I'll tell her to leave it alone. And she goes behind my back. What's wrong? Why isn't he going to fucking grams for fucking Thanksgiving?
SPEAKER_02Dude, she would get a hold of me. Yeah, that's what I mean. What's what's what crawled up Jossi? What's that? Right. Like, I'm wondering if I can fucking pull up her old messages on. It's probably good, actually. It's probably good. Because it would always be anytime she'd get a hold of me, it wouldn't be about anything that was like going on. It would be fucking it would be, what's going on with Josh? He's not answering his phone for me. Is he okay? Is he alive? Is he still getting drunk and fucking?
SPEAKER_01It's fucked up that like our relationship ended as it did, but like, dead ass, bro. We didn't talk for two years and she had me blocked on fucking Facebook and I had her blocked on fucking Instagram. I mean, but our last argument was so stupid, bro. It was about a meme. It was a fucking meme that I put up. It was about Mother's Day, right? And it goes, Oh, I think I remember that. Yeah, I was about to say, you might remember it. It goes, This Mother's Day, when your mom asked you to take her out, tell her that you got food at home. That's all it was, because you know your parents say that shit to you. Like, mom, can you stop at McDonald's? We got food at home.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01But she took it personally, like I put it up for her specifically. It's just a fucking, there's a in general meme for Mother's Day.
SPEAKER_02Because you yeah, but again, everything's about her. You gotta know how your mom how your mom is. It's yeah, that was that was a pointed attack. But it really directly to her, like you put it on. It was just a funny thing. Just like you fucking tagged, it's like you tagged her in it or something. I know, but you know, but you know she's over dramatic to you.
SPEAKER_01And yeah, it was Mother's Day when I posted it, you know. But that's the point. You're supposed to post it on Mother's Day, it's the point of the fucking meme. Yeah, you can't do that. You don't post it fucking July. Yeah, yeah, you don't you don't put that up on the fourth. Right, like come on, dude. Like, you know.
SPEAKER_02But but your but your mom's mentality was that's a pointed attack. You're fucking being mean to me and fucking mean mean mean.
SPEAKER_01I wrote my mother, Dawn Chase on. Yeah, for real. When we drive by McDonald's, she was specifically telling me we have food at home.
SPEAKER_02And you did then you fucking then you did the at thing, yeah. What the fuck, dude? She hewed me, though, dude. The fish sandwiches fighting. That was a fucking classic.
SPEAKER_01What do you say? Fish sandwiches fight. She oh she jumped up out the that was.
SPEAKER_02She sat up, yeah.
SPEAKER_01That's that that's when I'll get the stream from fucking, I forgot. I think I'd hook my laptop up to HCMI or whatever.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Yeah, we'd watch them on the TV.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and she passed out. And she all you said was like, Yo, I'm looking forward to this fight or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00And she was like, fish sandwiches fight.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, she dude, she woke up like the fucking Undertaker, dude. She was dead asleep, dude. And then all of a sudden she's up. She was like, Fish sandwiches fighting. I'm like, what the fuck did you just say?
SPEAKER_01Fish sandwiches fighting. Fish sandwiches fight. I said, nah, I can't wait to watch this fight. Must have been in your fucking dreams. Fucking their sandwiches growing fucking.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, dude. Yeah, for real extra tartar sauce flying from the uppercut. Like, what the fuck, dude? That shit was crazy, bro.
SPEAKER_03That's fucking funny.
SPEAKER_02But she was always funny. Like unintentionally funny. I think I think the I think for me, I think the only thing matter all fucking night when Dave like did like 18 fucking pills and fucking. Yeah, and I was pissed. Yeah, and then she asked me what we gave him, and I wouldn't tell him.
SPEAKER_03What you do to him?
SPEAKER_02What'd you give him? No, what he'd do to himself. Yeah, no, she's gonna be. Yeah, we except himself. Yeah, here, here, take the mountain, Dave.
SPEAKER_01We got more. Yeah, crushed the whole fucking thing up to share between us.
SPEAKER_02That was supposed to last like all night for everybody.
SPEAKER_01And he did not something flips over the fire. Yeah, dude.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, remember he was on mesmerized by fucking videos and shit.
SPEAKER_01Pantera, the walk video.
SPEAKER_02And you and you did the into the fire video for him too with the flame. He was like, Oh man, this is fucking amazing.
SPEAKER_01This is cool. Well, yeah, to you. Yeah, me and Sean are sitting there all fucking sobered up and shit. Yeah, we're fucking, we got alcohol bugs.
SPEAKER_02That's fucking it.
SPEAKER_01He's got the perfect mixture of the game.
SPEAKER_02Dave's got the fun, and then I get to wake up to a fucking fucking sawzah and the fucking thing.
SPEAKER_01Like 6 30.
SPEAKER_02Dude, I would get up so pissed, bro, because I'd hear your mom in the kitchen and I'd go, I'd go, Don, she'd go, what? I'd go, what the fuck? He can't fucking do this every morning. I said, he can't fucking wait, dude. Right? And then she comes in the fuck, she comes in the fucking living room and I go, she she go, she goes, she does it all the time. I go, I go, what the fuck's he sawing down there? She goes, oh, he chopping up fucking he's chopping up fucking skins, pellets for fucking firewood. And like 6 30 a.m. Like you can't do that shit at 2 o'clock. Go do what you normally do, bro. Grab your fucking covey at Duncan and go troll for a hooker, dude. Yeah, do what you normally do. For real.
SPEAKER_01And yeah, what's fucked up is like he knew how fucked up we got in the night before it was he him. He goes to bed early. He would tap out early.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, 9, 9, 30, 10 o'clock at least.
SPEAKER_01You are rocking to fucking 1:30, 2 a.m. and shit. Trolling a POF and shit. But for real. Trying to two man some shit.
SPEAKER_02Waking up with fucking girlfriends and not being aware. That fucking was fucking.
SPEAKER_01And I can't forget that shit. Am I a sea owl? That shit was great. I'll never forget that shit, bro. The homeboy was like, yo, I woke up with a girlfriend. I'm like, huh? No, you sent it to me. Oh no. I sent it to you. Yeah, you woke up, you're like, oh fucked up. And I'm like, yeah, well, you got a girlfriend too. You said, excuse me. Well, I said, huh? What? I grabbed my phone and started thumbing through. Like, what are you talking about? I had no idea. You were promising this bitch the world. We'll go to Yankee Stadium next week. We actually did. Yeah, I know. That's what I mean, dude. Like, at least I was a man of my word. We had to scrap some shit together to pull that off, but we did. Yeah, I think I think I think tickets from work. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, because Banks America used to do the ticket there.
SPEAKER_02But it's like, yo, like, I shouldn't think about like them them times. Like, you can't get that shit back, dude. I'm not I wouldn't want to relive it now again, anyways. Real time, dude, was great, bro. We had some fucking fun. We might continue to get fucked up off the Evan Williams and go get more. Remember, we had to I brought you to the store because someone someone sent you money, we'd go get it fucking price chocolate. I used to fucking run that bitch's pocket's. And then we'd we then we'd go back to the home and we'd be like, let's walk to City Liquors, and we'd walk to the liquor store. We might not go to City in the middle of the store. We would have not gone to City Liquor Store down the Oh yeah, the one next to Winston's, right? Yeah. Yeah, we'd go stop there. And that was when we fucking tore down the fucking billboard during the day. And not even missing girls. Not even the fucking not even the black people in the neighborhood would say anything to us because we were like sprinkling from the fucking thing. They were like crazy ass white dudes. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01What are the crackers doing? Dude, nobody said a word. They just watched. We were ripping that shit apart. Yo, to the point to where we got to the looked at us and we were like KKK or some shit, dude. I don't know what it was. Well, because they wouldn't say shit. Because the billboard was a missing fucking black girl. Wasn't that ivory green? Yeah. We ripped it down. It's been missing for like eight months.
SPEAKER_02No, she was missing for a couple years already, dude. Oh. They've been like 20 years now.
SPEAKER_01Oh well, we no harm, no following.
SPEAKER_02So, anyways, dude, so we tore that shit down, but we put our arms. We did we we tore the whole fucking thing off.
SPEAKER_01We were like, yo, there's something behind here. I said that picture on my Instagram if I didn't get fast.
SPEAKER_02It's an old painted side brick wall. Shit looked awesome. We did the city a service, dude. Yeah, we did, bro.
SPEAKER_01We kind of did a throwback a little bit.
SPEAKER_02And then another time we were junk, we were walking down there. Remember, we started fucking talking shit to that building that had all the flags on it, but didn't have the American flag.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah, dude. We talked so much. Puerto Rico, Bosnia, fucking.
SPEAKER_02Every country, everyone, dude.
SPEAKER_01We were like, we were like, that shit's wrong. It's fucked up, yo. Dude, we talked so much shit. Two days later.
SPEAKER_02Dude, we talked so much shit in that two-day period to where they added an American flag to that wall, dude, because we kept saying shit about it, bro. We live in America. Why do we have to do that?
SPEAKER_01That was Obama's Obama years, too. So no fucking Trump shit. No fucking no NASA.
SPEAKER_02It wasn't no MAGA fucking bullshit.
SPEAKER_01It just felt wrong. Like you're having all the all these other fucking flags on here. Where the fuck is ours?
SPEAKER_02But I think it's funny because if you look back and you not just take that and take that little story about the American not the American not being on the wall of context, okay. Yeah. When you look back, you realize like that's what's the start of the fucking hate America.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02That was like the beginning, dude. The Obama era was the beginning of the hate America. It was, man. It was all the fucking BLM and the riots and the protests and the fucking fucking kill whitey and fucking all that other bullshit. And and we started being getting called fucking white supremacists and fucking slave owners again. And it was just the whole fucking toxic fucking environment, dude. Yeah, I didn't give a fuck. I grew up in the ghetto and I still say nigga, then I still got to go.
SPEAKER_01You grew up maybe fucking what, like three blocks from that motherfucker?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, like it didn't, yeah, I don't fucking care. And it's funny because I I fucking took not a great neighborhood.
SPEAKER_01I took Quincy over by there because he wanted to stop at City Liquors. And then I think we were on our way here. Because I hit that I hit the right on uh the parkway to go on to fucking James. And I'm like, yo, look, Quincy, Black Lives Matter. Right over here. No, for real. No, yeah. Because it's a it yeah, it's like a BLM perk. He was like, yo, he was like, that shit has three meanings to me now. And I'm like, I'm like, what do you mean? He's like, well, the actual like literal meaning that black lives do matter, right? He goes, then you have the Black Lives Matter organization, which they don't care. They don't give a fuck. And then you have the Black Lives Matter fucking protest people who just fucking do nothing but so chaos. He's like, so to me, it has three different fucking meanings, and I only care about one. He's like, I care about my people fucking living. Yeah. And I'm like, yo, that's fair, dude. Yeah, I mean, yeah, you're live, bro. Good, bro. But people don't understand. I'm not a racist at that point where like, oh, blacks should die. Like, I don't know. You know what I mean? Like, I'm not like that. But I think I've tried some black jokes, but you know, I mean, Crince, you'll laugh at him because yo, me and him, me, you and him, I grew up in an era where racial humor actually brought the country together.
SPEAKER_02Oh, well, it you even met friends through that shit. Yeah, man. Like it was it was funny because they would they would throw it back. It wasn't like a one-sided fucking thing.
SPEAKER_01Nah, it wasn't like it was like you got corn rows, and fucking you gotta go fucking like uh wash some shit so it's fucking greasy. Yeah, and then they'd throw some shit back at you, like, oh fuck you, you crack of motherfucker, eat some ramen. You know what I mean? Like it was back and forth. It was it was like it was like you know, like the Jeffersons and fucking like all in the family kind of shit. Yeah, yeah. But it wasn't malicious, it was just two dudes cracking jokes, but you can't do that now.
SPEAKER_02Well, I think the funny thing too, dude, is like when you look at BLM and like the whole founding of the thing, yeah, was fucking you just look at the people that founded it, dude. You should have never invested. Even you, even some black people should never invested. You got two fucking black lesbians, dude, and that's a tiny fucking they do deranged. That don't even like fucking black men, dude. They took all that money you gave them and they watched it. Dude, they bought million-dollar homes and gave the money to their family, it didn't go to a single fucking community. Nothing ever got done about bro. They took that money, bro, to get themselves out of the communities that you fucking people still live in. They left it, abandoned that bitch, and that money was supposed to go to go to your communities, yeah. But nobody said a word, but if old fucking white man did it, you'd be seeing the trial on fucking TV right now. Yeah. That's the way the way the way it fucking goes, dude, and it's fucked up because that's the double standard we live in. Yeah, if a white person does it and then a black person does it, there's no penalty for the black person doing it because they're just like, listen, that's me, racial profiling. Yeah, yeah, or you're targeting them and all this other bullshit. So it's like, I want to scam for millions of dollars and get away with it, dude. I'm down, I'll do it right now. White lives matter, let's do it. I'm more pro I think I think white people are more profile than fucking anybody. Well, now, because the whole script is flipped now. It's a complete, it's upside down. Like anybody who wants to fucking, I swear to God, there was a person a couple years ago who fucking literally played that fucking white privilege shit with me. Yeah. And I literally looked at him and I go, oh yeah, I'm so privileged. I deliver auto parts for $16 an hour. I'm glad I'm the fucking.
SPEAKER_01You didn't even realize you benefit from your privilege. Um, motherfucker.
SPEAKER_02I'm on the best tank hitting E. I'm I'm on the board of directors, motherfucker. That's what I mean. What the fuck?
SPEAKER_01Dude, you know, and yo, you want what's fucked up? Is that the hate for white people is so misguided because the the people that black people hate are actually Jews, but they have white skin, so they associate them with us. We don't have nothing to do with that shit. You need to hate them, not us.
SPEAKER_02I don't like them either. Right. I don't like them either. Yeah. Because you want to know what if that was to happen, that would be their downfall. If every other if every other racial group would fucking realize that quote unquote, at least 85% of this world is controlled by the Jewish people.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but they look white. So but but wait, it's fucked up. If you ask a white person, you know, or I'm sorry, if you ask a Jew, are you white? No, no, I'm Jewish.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, they're not white. They don't consider themselves fucking white. Joshua, I watched a TikTok yesterday. There a dude was doing an interview on the street and was talking to a fucking Jewish dude. He had the little ringlets down his fucking side of his head, right? Yeah, so fucking uh and they were actually yeah, yeah, they were in Israel and they were talking to this guy. Yeah, and he said, Do you think that people the people that live in Israel that are not Jewish should they have the same rights as Jewish people? That motherfucker outright said no. Wow, then turns around and goes, then he turns around and asks Well, actually not. Then he turns around and asks, he goes, Well, if that's the case, do you believe Jewish people are better than everybody else? He goes, I hate to say it, but yes. So they at least he was honest. Yeah, I get it, but that but now you're proving everyone's point. Yeah, you do believe you're fucking better than everybody else. Well, I mean, what the fuck?
SPEAKER_01They're God's chosen, you killed the fucking guy. The fuck?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, for real.
SPEAKER_01I mean, dead ass, bro. You fucking slaughtered, not slaughtered, but you fucking crucified the fucking guy legitimately. And yeah, you got the balls called yourself, God's chosen. Yeah, God chose you to kill his son. There you go. Uh-huh. Okay, all right. That's a religion I'm all for. I'm just playing on the city. And then now you're like the Talmud says nasty shit, like Jesus is burning in a fucking pile of a vat of shit, fucking all this wild shit. And they come up with remember the thing, the TikTok, or it might have been a tweet turned into a TikTok or whatever. But I say the thing, and it's all about fucking like how Jews try to fucking like outsmart God to fucking like try to like skirt the rules. Yeah. So well, if I don't show my real hair, like, no, yeah, no, bro.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't remember that.
SPEAKER_01Like, well, no, like you're missing you're purposely fucking trying to game the system here. Like, we're all playing by the same rules, except you.
SPEAKER_02Well, fuck, I'm not sure. And and and that's why I hate being the guy who fucking has a beef for fucking Israel, dude, because they wouldn't have no power.
SPEAKER_01Oh, at least fucking Net Yahoo got prostate cancer.
SPEAKER_02You seen that? Yeah, well, I also seen the video. Was it true? Or that's what he said. No, no, when he he was at uh I think he he spoke at the Senate.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02And they like gave him a standing ovation. I'd have pushed him off the fuck podium. No, you want to know why, dude, fuck that. We give they wouldn't have no power if we didn't fund them fucking pieces of shit. Right, you're right, bro. They all fucking depend on us, bro. I'll tell you right now. We ever had a beef with Israel, Israel doesn't have a chance, dude. We if dude if we're true. Well, I don't know, that iron dome fucking bro. Listen, but here's the thing. That's fine, but when you're getting fucking assaulted by fucking from like other shit, yeah.
SPEAKER_011800, 2,000 fucking planes at once, you ain't getting them all, dude. I don't think that I don't think that they can defend against US shit. Like they can defend against like uh like fucking like uh Iran and shit, the little dumb shit they have. I don't think they I don't think if it was really like a real like popped off, dude. I don't think they stand a chance.
SPEAKER_02Nah, dude, they ain't got a chance because you also gotta think too.
SPEAKER_01Our our arsenal is way too fucking big, dude.
SPEAKER_02If we ever beef with uh be beefed with Israel, this is literally the to me, this is what I would do. I would cut off all funding for multiple years and then do it. To where they were depleted financially, yeah, where they fucking literally were out of it, yeah, and then just fuck them up and look about 12 hours and just walk away because you can't.
SPEAKER_01Oh, relatively quickly. I I don't even think. Fuck their intelligence, fuck their fucking strike, you know, fuck all that.
SPEAKER_02I do hear that's the one thing that they do have is they have so much on so many people that they literally blackmail all these countries they have in their back. That yo, that's what it is, bro. Their intelligence and their spy game is on point.
SPEAKER_01Speaking of spy game, hold on, because we are limited time here today. I want to we do want to get into this fucking Diana Roussini and fucking Brable bullshit. Alright. We just fucking did a 180, kid. Sorry, well, we're on, we're we only have to be a little bit more than that. Yeah, I know, yeah, we got 10 minutes uh until next week, then we'll be back on a different plan. We can just fucking go for like two hours, but no, I mean, speaking of spy gate and fucking spying and fucking all this shit, it kind of segues right into it. Bro, a six-year affair is wild even by my standards, dude. I mean you can pull it out. I mean, yeah, you would know that. I'm not saying that. If it's six years, marry the bitch.
SPEAKER_02I'm just saying if her side chick's that important, obviously she was. That's what I mean.
SPEAKER_01I'm saying if her side chick's that important, and obviously her side dick was that important too, because this bitch was always in Nashville, bro.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I know.
SPEAKER_01To the point where people on Twitter were questioning like six years ago, are you fucking Frable?
SPEAKER_02Uh I yeah, I thought it was weird that she seemed like she was always down in that area.
SPEAKER_01And then the whole AJ Brown shit, the whole rumor from last year that I mean, at least it seems to me, had no legs outside of her reporting the shit. It seemed like it was to drum up getting fucking AJ to fucking Mike Frebel because he missed them, because he had him on the fucking Titans.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, he did him on the Titans and they traded him to Philly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she was pushing it. She might have been helping, yeah, trying to help. That's what that's what I mean.
SPEAKER_01Like drumming up the drama and be like, he doesn't like it here. And yo, the whole time he denied it every step of the way. He's like, I don't know where this shit is coming from, bro.
SPEAKER_02So it could have been her making it up just to fucking get cause people in the organization for him want to leave. Yeah, and now I'm gonna be able to do that, but but I've also we've also seen real time dude where AJ Brown and fucking and Hertz be fucking straight up fighting on the sideline, dude.
SPEAKER_01Where he motherfucker hops on the side star reading a book.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, and that book went fucking viral. Yeah, yeah, people started buying. The dude said thank you. Yeah, for real. Like trying to to me, it was a book just to make a statement. Like, yo, I need to be calm around the sooner I'm gonna beat his fucking ass. Yeah, yeah. Like, he doesn't give me the ball enough kind of shit. You know how wide receivers are. But here's the thing. We'll get the on field quick and then we can go back to what you were talking about, the other stuff. But like Jalen Hurts ain't that kind of quarterback. You're not getting the ball a lot.
SPEAKER_01I heard you're not getting the ball a lot with that guy. I heard that the Eagles are fucking making a statement this year. This is why they're not extending him. They're either give they're basically giving the fucking ultimatum. If your on-field play does not improve, because yo, I don't even do it just because they're a rival of mine. It's just Philly sucks this dude's dick like he's fucking like John Elway. This guy can't throw a ball more to fucking nine yards, bro.
SPEAKER_02And when he does and he shows up one game, he he don't do he don't do it again for ten weeks. Right, like he won't throw another deep ball for fucking like half a season.
SPEAKER_01And yeah, when he does, what one of them's getting picked. It's a fucking air ball. Right to the cornerback.
SPEAKER_02And the others are literally, you can clearly see a blown coverage situation. Legit wide open. And what's crazy is most of the times they gotta wait for a ball, dude.
SPEAKER_01They gotta slow up and shit, dude. What's crazy is me and you would watch his college ball and be like, yo, this dude's gonna be a beast, bro. Whoever gets him. Yeah, dude. I I'm not, I will be the first to admit it, dude.
SPEAKER_02I fucking was a huge Jalen Hurts fan in college. I think he was a stand-up dude in Alabama when he she when he was cool behind Tua. Yep, and he fucking didn't make a big deal, dude. No, he went to Oklahoma. Oh, there you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I liked him there too. Yeah, but I don't understand where his fucking his style of play fucking changed. I don't know what happened or where was it. College, he was a fucking dog, dude. And yeah, because I've I'll be for like I said, first say I was a fan of that game. Yeah, dude.
SPEAKER_01Me and you me and you watch the games that when we were both living at Grands and be like, yo, let's find this game, right?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but then he goes to Philly and it was just like his whole thing.
SPEAKER_01Do you think it's a Siriani thing? Like a game game plan kind of thing. I don't know.
SPEAKER_02Is that was that his was that that's been his head coach the whole time? I believe so. I'm not sure.
SPEAKER_01It might have I think he had one before him. I think it was uh Peterson. Oh yeah, Doug Doug Peterson, yeah, and then I went to Siriani, but even with Peterson, well he didn't really play under him. Like a year, maybe I think I think it was just one year, yeah. But he won a chip, didn't he? No, he didn't. It was fucking a little bit. No, no, Peterson won a chip. Yeah, but uh hurts didn't with not not with Peterson. No, no, he didn't, and honestly, I think that was fucked up with Philly to do was get rid of Peterson. He he brought you your first fucking championship, I think, ever, right? I think so. And you fucking the guy because he because he had a uh fucking injury ravaged season. There I can't stand the Eagles, but you don't do the guy like that, dude.
SPEAKER_02Come on. Well, I mean it sounds fucked up, but there's a lot of teams that do do that shit. They think that once you win, you gotta continue to win. No, players lose. Dude, dude, yo, we see it all the time. Championship teams they get fucking rated, bro. And you gotta think the same thing, like like, for example, like the Seahawks, dude. Yeah, yeah. They had so many fucking players on that team coming up for fucking extensions and contracts at the end of this year when they won the Super Bowl. I knew they're losing a ton of players, dude. I fucking knew it. Yeah, I knew it because once because they were talking about it like a week before the fucking Super Bowl.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, there's a lot of guys up for free agents.
SPEAKER_02How many, how many players they're up for contracts?
SPEAKER_01Super Bowl teams always end up that way to where it's like a lot of guys in free agent because they're all balling out, they want that contract. Yeah, but I mean, I'm you get your core up there and they're all up for a fucking, you know.
SPEAKER_02I guess I got I guess we'll see how fucking Sam Dunn really is this year, because I think that was a one-off for him. I think so too. I hate saying that.
SPEAKER_01I mean, I'm glad, you know, like I'm I'm happy for the dude. The guy went through hell. Like, I'm happy for him. I'm happy for him too. You know, like the Jets, the fucking like he bounced around the league. Panthers, fucking.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I'll be honest with you, dude. I I I had a major issue with fucking who they picked for fucking MVP. Me too, should have been the kicker. I had a problem with that. I had a real big problem with that.
SPEAKER_01It was what Walker, right? Kevin Walker to third, and the motherfuckers he can even score a touchdown. Like, don't even run, okay. He hit 100 yards, okay, fine, whatever. But the kicker, he won the fucking game for you guys, bro. Literally, he put it out of reach. I think what do you have? 16. And what's fucked up, bro? I think he had 16. What's fucked up, bro? I I logged on because they had the NFL where the fans can vote for the MVP and it would come for the game. You couldn't even vote for him.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, no. He wasn't even a candidate.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it's fucked up, dude. Because yo, me and we were texting about it. I'm like, yo, if it comes down, if it comes down to it, bro, I'm voting for the kicker. And you're like, yeah, me too. Like, yo, he like broke Super Bowl records for like fucking like point score and shit. That's shit.
SPEAKER_02That's when you message me and go, you can't even pick him.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, because I'm waiting, dude. Fourth quarter, I go, all right, I'm going to fuck kicker, bro. He had the most impact. That's what it should be. Impact player.
SPEAKER_02Not to be an asshole, dude. He put up more points than the quarterback.
SPEAKER_01That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_02I don't understand how.
SPEAKER_01Like, I get it, he's the kicker, but kickers are mad important, bro. Punters are important.
SPEAKER_02I I I would never see where a punter would know. No, but what I'm saying is that the field goal is.
SPEAKER_01Punters affect the game more than what people give credit for.
SPEAKER_02Oh, absolutely. You know what I mean? They sh they they they shift fucking the field of play. Like a good kick can change the game. That's what I mean. Put put a put a fucking team on the four. You know what I mean? With fucking nine, with fucking with fucking like two and a half minutes left. Yeah. Unless you're fucking a situation.
SPEAKER_01We were getting ready. We're about to have the best Christmas ever. Who was it? Fucking uh who was that motherfucker? Aaron Glenn? Is that who it was? Fucking cocksucking motherfucker. We were like, Quinn, go warm, we're going to warm the car up. We're about to go we're about to have a bomb ass. No, no, it was the dude from San Diego. Lynn. Oh, Anthony Lynn, the fucking cocksucker. He was playing the Jets, that's what it was.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Dude, and then he fucking dude. He ran the end zone. A safety. A safety fucked us.
SPEAKER_02Did a cover.
SPEAKER_01That was a lot of money, dude. It was eight grand.
SPEAKER_02Oh, no. And we it was like a $20 ticket. We were done with the last game. We had the whole ticket won, dude.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, we went to go warm the car up.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it said, yeah, it was snowing.
SPEAKER_01It was it was it it was before online gambling. It was a season before online gambling. We were fucking thing.
SPEAKER_02We would go once we go to the casino. Yeah. That's our bet.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, dude. And we had it in the fucking bag. This fucking cocksucker did a fucking purpose on purpose safety. I was ready to fucking jump out the window.
SPEAKER_02And that made us not cover. Yep. It was like minus fucking three and a half or some shit. There was legit seconds left.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, dude. There was no point.
SPEAKER_02Dude, you could have kneeled.
SPEAKER_01It had to be, yeah. It had to be like he had money on the spread or something, dude.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I I don't understand the fucking. Yeah, it wasn't a it wasn't a miss snap into the end zone.
SPEAKER_01The guy fucking like turned around and ran backwards.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. When you could have burnt that time out by kneeling.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02There was no reason for it, dude. Yeah, we lost a lot of money, bro. I was pissed. I wanted to trash everything in my fucking house. Four grand a piece? I know. At least. Yeah. 42. We literally looked at Clinton, like, you ready? You're gonna have a fucking great fucking Christmas. Santa Claus just came to town. Next thing you know runs backwards. We sit we sit back down waiting for the last fucking eight seconds to fucking win the fucking game. It was over, dude. They had it in the bag, bro. It was a close game, but they would have never came back.
SPEAKER_01It was like 17-13 or something like that.
SPEAKER_02They needed a touchdown to win.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and if you would have picked, dude, the fucking the punt or whatever. I just don't understand, bro. Like I like I get I get that he ran the cross off the game. He could have kneeled and done that.
SPEAKER_02That's what I mean. Because the other team didn't have no time outside. That's what I mean. That didn't none of it made sense, bro.
SPEAKER_01I remember he had to have had money on the game himself. He had to.
SPEAKER_02I'm glad that fucking he don't fuck coach no more.
SPEAKER_01He fucked up.
SPEAKER_02He's somewhere as a fuck coordinator somewhere, I think.
SPEAKER_01He's I hope he never gets a fun fucking had coaching fuck with gig. Just that that's personal vendetta fucking motherfucker. No, because I I think what what frustrated me about it was that it was over. Yeah, there was there was it got to the point where we warmed the car up. It was that winter.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I was like, yeah, it wasn't snow, but it was cold.
SPEAKER_01I ran down, fucking warmed the car up. I came back up, and you were like, yo, might as well go turn it off. I go, why?
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I sat down and I walked in, dude. What the fuck are you doing? Oh, because you gotta understand. It was for all intents and purposes, dude. Over. There's under 10 seconds left in the game. I don't understand. Like the none. Bro, he could have Joshua. They could have fucking ran that clock out by snapping it at the quarterback, just letting him run around.
SPEAKER_01Anything else besides what he did.
SPEAKER_02Anything else. Anything. Kneel, punt, scramble around, toss the ball to the fucking running back. Anything. Not fucking taking intentional safety, dude.
SPEAKER_01And if I remember the correct rate was four and a half. It didn't even work. They had to punt it back anyway.
SPEAKER_02They did kick it back to him with fucking two shots. There was no accomplishment. You gave them points and gave them a blah blah blah.
SPEAKER_01You could have handled it to the running back head and fucking died on the ground.
SPEAKER_02That's what I said. You could have done anything. You could have could have been a scramble. No, we do because we we fucking had a win, dude. And it was fucking taken away. That's what fucking happened.
SPEAKER_01It was when like the PS5 just came out. We're like a PS5 tomorrow. I'm calling out of work.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I was so fucking Pumpered fucking a week later I had to get one from fucking fucking color time. Fucking because I couldn't afford one now. Yeah, because my PlayStation 4 broke. Yeah, oh that's right.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it's just stopped working. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_02You wanna know why? Because Quinn would never fucking turn it off. Yeah. Remember that Quinn?
unknownYeah, what?
SPEAKER_02When you would the reason why my PlayStation 4 broke is you would never turn it off.
unknownYes I did.
SPEAKER_02No shit. You'd always have this shit on Russia. I'd wake up in the morning and they'd be going. Sounded like a Dyson. No shit. Fucking thought fucking your mom was vacuuming the brocket. So fucking loud. But yeah, dude, that fucking here's another one. I I'm just gambling quick, right? Fucking, was it two days ago?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Fucking um Yeah, two days ago, um fucking uh I fucking had a fucking bet, right? Um hurricanes, minus one and a half. I win the whole fucking bet, bro, if they only fucking won by fucking one, dude. I had the whole bet one, dude.
SPEAKER_01Hockey's such a bitch. I I try explaining that shit to Scott. I'm like, yo, hockey and baseball are a motherfucker, dude. Because yo, you'll have it until the very end. The team will like pull their goalie and you're like, no, no.
SPEAKER_02Well that I get excited once in a while if it's my team.
SPEAKER_03Right. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Where they have the empty net, maybe you can throw one in and give me the extra goal.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_02But then you've taken the other coin, now you've got an extra man. They get trapped in your zone, dude. That's a power play. Yeah, right.
SPEAKER_01And I mean you give up a goal and then baseball's fucked up too, a blooper. And you're just like, you fucking cocksuckin' motherfucking.
SPEAKER_02No, I get pissed I get pissed when I bet on baseball and it goes into actions. You get that fucking man on second.
SPEAKER_01Ghost man fucking shit. We can play in the backyard.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, for real. That's so fucked up.
SPEAKER_01That shit used to irritate the shit out of me, bro. At least I don't keep it for the playoffs. What the fuck? Well, but you know what? That should be a sign. If you don't have it in the fucking playoffs, then why do you fucking have it in regular season? It doesn't make the game go any quicker. The same the other team has the same fucking advantage.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I know.
SPEAKER_01So what the fuck? You're not accomplished in shit. A single gets the fucking ball back.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01What the fuck? Or the the the elite or ties it, whatever. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you're talking about. But yeah, I don't fucking I I mean I bet, but not as much as I used to.
SPEAKER_01Well, but fucking like But yeah, uh, I feel like this Dan and Roussini and Vrabel shit. I I don't even know who to blame more, because alright, it's evil to me. Like the bitch is leaving breadcrumbs along social media and fucking all this shit, dude.
SPEAKER_02She definitely was, dude.
SPEAKER_01And it's kind of like a serial killer because I was saying like Dexter would just fucking like you know how like some serial killers like want to be caught to like go back to the scene of the crime and fucking all this shit. This bitch is making tweets about fucking how she's loved her son Michael and she picked his name because of NFL players, the coaches, and who's the best player coach, and fucking all this shit. And you're turning on you got pictures of. I mean, the only thing that works that come out at this point is them actually fucking on video.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, for real.
SPEAKER_01I mean, they're holding hands, fucking making out in a fucking bar. He takes her to fucking casino and fucking all this shit. Outside a lot of the Patriots fans feel like yo, he can game plan for the Super Bowl because he's plowing this bitch.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah. I mean, uh, yeah, outside of being having an amateur fucking camera video, then fucking getting down in a fucking red roof in is all we don't have.
SPEAKER_01I mean, do you think it was like the husband doing like PI work or some shit? They said no, they said it don't have dude.
SPEAKER_02They said it was it was the fucking her her husband, dude. Because he fucking was like, there's something's always fishy. Wherever he whenever that dude's around, she's around her.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. And then yo, you see him with the flirty interview say, Oh, it was the best part of your birthday. I guarantee she fucking blew him before the interview. Trying to bait him into some shit. Oh, and if you if you notice, you know, he looks right at the ground, he goes, my son.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, dude.
SPEAKER_01That that she was trying to get him to say, Oh, yeah. That blowjob you gave me fucking 10 minutes ago.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. That was the best part of my birthday so far. And a lot of things stand out as weird too with the whole thing. Because if you look at it, dude, right? There's gotta be a reason, dude, why anytime he starts a fucking interview, he always starts with a female reporter. They brought that shit up too. He always starts with a female reporter, dude. Always.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_01And you know what's funny is like some some of some of the head coaches were onto it, bro, because they had a Kevin O'Connell interview, a dude from the fucking Vikings, bro. And he like was like captured distance from this bitch, bro. So there had to be a word around the league.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, she's about her getting down. She'll link up with head coaches again. Yeah, dude. Yeah. He's another one. I'm shocked that he's still got a fucking job. Is it really him though? Well, kind of. Well, yeah, when you fucking put your fucking chips on JJ McCarthy as a fucking quarterback. Yeah, it's on you're Mr. Quarterback Whisperer. That's what they say, right? Like you fucking what do you whispering to a fucking fucking deaf guy? Like talking because you gotta understand, but not to be an asshole if you had Daniel Jones and fucking and fucking um Darnold there. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02And you were like, oh, JJ's better. Like you were just fucked up. Like really bad. I mean, but yo, in fairness, you've seen Daniel Jones coming out like he did. No, but I would tell you right now, I would have a little bit more faith than Daniel Jones and JJ McCarthy from fucking Michigan as a rookie.
SPEAKER_01There's a lot of Vikings fans that were on board with JJ McCarthy taking the reins, bro.
SPEAKER_02Well, I guess this is from word of the streets, this is his last shot, dude. He better stay healthy because they're giving him all this excuse and he keeps getting injured. Well, guess what? You better stay healthy, dude, and you better prove your fucking point because you won't be in the you're gonna cost that man his job. You guys don't at least go 500, you're costing that man his job.
SPEAKER_01And you know what's fucked up with how they did Darno, bro. He won you. And I understand shit the better in the playoffs. I get it, bro. Right? But he won you what? Was it was it 14 games? He went 14 and 2 or something? 14 and 3 or 10. Yeah, 14 and 3, yeah. Right? Okay, okay, alright.
SPEAKER_02So he did drop a dud. I did it, but what the fuck, bro? He's the only reason you were in the position you were in. I understand your point, but from my perspective, is that that's almost what he's known for.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02It's really bad in high pressure situations. I'm like almost like a Kirk Cousins dealer. Play that dude on a nice name. That dude is a finesse fucking play that dude on the finesse champion. Play that dude on a fucking Monday night and watch him lose.
SPEAKER_01When the boys when the when the lights shine the brightest, he never shines.
SPEAKER_02That's what's messed up.
SPEAKER_01You've like that!
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you like that!
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah, and a fucking Sunday afternoon.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell you something right now. Fucking I like his fucking agent. Yeah, that boy is that dude's a fucking wizard. He's fucking from he's from fucking hogworks and fucking something, dude. That dude's got wizard reincarnate, bro. And he got him another fucking popper chunk of fucking money. I'm like, how dude? The dude's coming, he's almost 40 coming off an ACL and you got him 100 million. Guaranteed. How in the fuck? Guaranteed, bro. Like, that's the fucking thing about all his contract. They've all been guaranteed, bro. Yeah. I don't get it, man. I guess that this one's like weird because majority of his money is coming from Atlanta, and only 11.9 is coming from fucking.
SPEAKER_01Well, what the fuck when you bounce around like that? Yeah, dude. So the your previous team's gotta pick up something.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. And they wanted to get rid of them. And then the only way to do it is that they saved 12 million on their cap to get rid of them. So they're paying out his contract to play in fucking Vegas, dude. Yeah. And all the Vegas has only got to fucking pay 11.9 million.
SPEAKER_01And now they drafted Mendoza. So I imagine they're probably gonna go with Cousins to start the season, right? Get you know, get the kids some reps behind them and shit like that. Watch it. Yeah, but you I guarantee by fucking week seven, fucking Mendoza's gonna be in there.
SPEAKER_02I think it's gonna depend on how cousins plays. Yeah, well, yeah, if they if they can sit 'em longer, they will.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02But if that team starts spiraling downward, dude, yeah, Mendoza's gonna go and get thrown to the fucking wolves to see what you can do.
SPEAKER_01Someone on Twitter was like, oh, did did Vegas get the pick right? And you know, I I realized back in the day they were Oakland, you know, but but my response is the same. Do they ever? Not really. I mean, Jamarcus Russell, but I'll never forget that story. That's how it's got that shit. It's more out of the store.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, the blank DVD. Dude, I told this dude Mark at Mark at work about the story. He didn't believe me, so he found it on YouTube on his own.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, dude, some shit is just so unbelievable. You have to be like, yeah, dude, look it up. He said, No way.
SPEAKER_02I said, I swear to God, look up Jamarcus Russell DVD. Yep. Or Jamarcus playbook. Yep. You'll fucking find the dude there.
SPEAKER_01Yo, there's testing. I'm like, yo, does this dude actually read the fucking playbook?
SPEAKER_02So they're like, yeah, and they're like, I can do all them plays, yeah.
SPEAKER_01There's nothing, there's nothing on there. I don't like because I could do all that. There's nothing on it. That's how I'm serious. Yo, number one pick. Yo, didn't he show up the candle like 320?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, he was over 300 pounds when he fucking was LSU, he was a 260. Homeboy game cooked for 40 fucking something pounds.
SPEAKER_01You're a first-round pick. They guaranteed you like 100 mil. You you can't like yo, you give me you you give me that, I will look like fucking, like, like fucking uh uh uh Christian Bale and Batman.
SPEAKER_02Yo, I'm telling you right now, serious, bro. If my work looked at me dead in my face and told me not even 100 mil, 20 million dollars, you got one year to have abs. Yeah, we're doing it, bro. I'll have abs in eight months. It will be before then, because I want my money. Yeah, and I would I would I would disrupt my whole family for that year, dude.
SPEAKER_01I'll I'll I'll I'll go get the the the circle fucking weight things lay them on my stomach.
SPEAKER_02Yep. I don't care, dude. You name it at all costs, I'll turn into a fucking runner. Yeah, bro. I'd weight train, I'd fucking every ab workout known to fucking man, and then as soon as I got them money, I'd go back to chubby ass. That's what I do.
SPEAKER_01All right, and uh, and in our final 10 minutes, let's go over some hockey. All right. Uh we got gritty best mascot in fucking sports, easily. Straight up. But uh we got well there's UFC tonight, too. Uh what is it? Well, it's just like fucking uh too big. But um, alright, we got um so we got three hockey games tonight, so we'll know before the Flyers play whether we got uh the Canes, because they're out 3-0 as well. Uh they're at at Ottawa, and then we got uh Stars and fucking um Wild, which is 2-1 now, was was 1-1. But that shit's going 7. It's it's they're just yeah, they're too evenly matched, bro.
SPEAKER_02That shit ain't go either. The one series I'm fucking really kind of baffled at is the fucking Edmonton fucking one. I was watching that last night before I fell asleep. I don't fucking understand.
SPEAKER_01I had that on. Who ended up winning that shit? Edmonton last night? They were up. Oh my god, they didn't lose seven to four. They're up four to three, but four to two before I fucking went to sleep. Told you. Jesus fucking Christ. Someone was saying that McDavid, bro, uh someone said, and you can tell me because you know hockey better than me, you watch more than me. But uh, they put out some shit about his game that I never really looked at before. But uh, they were like, yo, defensively, he's sloppy, he doesn't give a fuck. He doesn't. You can watch this fight, dude. And like offensively, yeah, all right, yeah, I'll I'll give it up offensively. Like he's nice, but defensively, he doesn't do a fucking dick click, fucking nothing. It's like he doesn't give a fuck. He fake tries, you can see. Yeah, dude. He'll like poke his stick out, but like that's about it. Like he doesn't, he doesn't like like the flyer Joe, you can see him like get in the way of fucking like like shots and shit.
SPEAKER_02His defensive effort is not there.
SPEAKER_01Nah, yo. All he gives a fuck about is scoring best player on the best player on the planet, my balls, dude. No fucking way. So uh we got two teams, and it's funny, the two teams that can close it out tonight are uh us and the team we can play next. So yeah, I got my eye on both of those.
SPEAKER_02And you know what's messed up?
SPEAKER_01This is one thing I used to have Quincy's uh ESPN?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, no, I don't know. Um Quinn had his fucking stupid fucking link thing, but he don't think he ever used it. But I need to watch, I need to find a way to watch it tonight, though. But fucking um the one thing I honestly can say that I do like about I might watch all the hockey games today because the fucking hurricanes are at three. Yeah. Well, I I I like the hockey, I like the hockey format. If a series is done, the other series is done, them teams will go right back into playing.
SPEAKER_01That's what I was trying to tell Scott. He said no, they have to wait. I said, no, they don't, bro.
SPEAKER_02They wait if the other team ain't done.
SPEAKER_01If if if fucking sweep, you're playing, dude. Yeah, three days. That's what I'm saying. If if Carolina ends her shit tonight and we end our shit tonight, we're playing on Monday.
SPEAKER_02We're playing on Monday and Tuesday.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you don't wait around. Well, the other series are still coming. Yeah, that's what we move. Then we'll get that big break.
SPEAKER_01Right, yeah, that's what I mean.
SPEAKER_02So if we're waiting. I'm trying to tell Scott then. He's like, no, they have to wait. I go, no, they don't. It's not like baseball and shit.
SPEAKER_01Uh if that series is fucking over, it's over.
SPEAKER_02We roll right into the next one. Dude, if you're if if your bracket lines up that way. I I like that. Well, me too, because it can it can it can become a fucking actual advantage.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, because yo, if your team is fucking like on fire, you don't want that long break.
SPEAKER_02No, you don't want that shot.
SPEAKER_01Also, like if you sweep your team, your series, and the other one goes seven, you're sitting on your ass waiting, dude. That one can go either way. It can either help you because you're getting a rest, or it can fuck you because now you're not in rhythm.
SPEAKER_02I definitely would wouldn't want I definitely if I was any team, I don't want that rest early.
SPEAKER_01Me fuck with you.
SPEAKER_02I want that rest late, like going into like the conference final or something, dude. I want that fucking five or six days.
SPEAKER_01Yo, we're so young and physical, it's like, is this gonna carry over to the Carolina series? If if it's Carolina, I mean I'll be honest.
SPEAKER_02Because we're young and we we would go into that fucking series with such fucking confidence, dude. I think that that would be the one that will go six or seven. Honestly, I think nobody's gonna dominate in that one, dude. Nobody's gonna dominate.
SPEAKER_01My honest opinion about that is whoever wins that series is representing the east.
SPEAKER_02That would be fucking great. And I'll tell you right now, bro, there'd be no way if I have to come out of pocket and buy ESPN for fucking them to make good get to the Eastern Counter Finals. I'm fucking watching every team. I'll never forget the baby butter like hockey. Because it's fucking on.
SPEAKER_01I'll never forget, bro, the fucking how we lost our last one was complete fucking bullshit in 2010. Like, you know, I fucking get the goal counter and I get it. But you can't to me, you just can't end a Stanley Cup, a guy skating around without knowing the fucking ball that the puck went in.
SPEAKER_02All of a sudden you're oh wait, all of it.
SPEAKER_00It was a game seven at that.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but here's the thing. I think you when the blackhawks. Yeah, when you me neither, because me and Scott were down at Nail Creek drinking and watching it for the fuck game seven. We both decided to go out for game seven instead of watching the grams. So we went out for it or whatever. Yeah, and we will same thing, like he shot it, and then the puck like disappeared, and then they keep skipping. The one dude's like this, yeah, and all of a sudden they start celebrating.
SPEAKER_01I'm like, what the fuck did what'd he score? To me, like I like I get it, bro. The goal counter, I get it. But like a game seven Stanley Cup, like you can't like we're still battling for the puck and shit, and all of a sudden it's like there is no puck.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02But then, like, no, but they showed the replay, which was weird, but where the puck, the puck went under that white thing. Barely, no, no, it went under that white lip thing and hit the puck. Oh that's why nobody knew it went in. Right, yeah, it's it went in, but it went under the whole thing. My thing is well, they did a replay without telling anybody, they didn't stop play. Nope, they were they were celebrating, they were still reviewing. Yeah, like the black hawks were throwing their shit around and they were never reviewing.
SPEAKER_01Maybe they come out of the final call yet, and it's like the the play stopped, and I'm just like, yo, what the fuck is this?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I know. I'll never forget it. Because here's the thing I need to have one of my fucking teams win a fucking championship before I die. Like fucking.
SPEAKER_01You haven't experienced mine.
SPEAKER_02Zero, dude. The Browns, the zero do my fucking deathbed.
SPEAKER_01The Flyers, the the Flyers this year, they got that young. Like it's like I told you before we went live. They got that young and don't give a fuck. Like, you want to throw it out? Yo, did as a matter of fact, you see last game, one dude on the I know we're running out of time here, but one dude on the flyer, yo, he penguin dude started some shit, bro. Homeboy threw his fucking gloves down and he scated away. He wanted nothing to do with it, bro. Yeah, he thought he was like, Nope, nope, I don't want to touch it.
SPEAKER_02And I think that's what's fucked up because normally, dude, not to be fucked up, normally, bro, the penguins are down to scrap, bro.
SPEAKER_01No, and that's that that's the difference.
SPEAKER_02That is a hated fucking rivalry, but that's probably one of the bigger ones in hockey, dude.
SPEAKER_01That's the difference between and like I told you before we went live, too, is like the rivalry's kind of flipped because we used to be the older, tired, don't want to fight fucking when they had the young speed and fucking it's completely turned on its head, dude.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but you know what's messed up? Like, see, pink flyers to me, even though like it and this was kind of somewhat what the team was when do like 2010. Yeah, we had fuck Hartnell and Simmons and Keneckney and fucking Katurier and Giroux, and we had that fucking other fucking younger dude from Buffalo we got from Buffalo, uh Pavel, what's his name? Uh Burr. Briere, Briere, right? He's he's still on our directors, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He ended up taking the front office job. Dude, so we were fucking we were we had goal scorers and we had scrappers, dude. We had both, but we aged out, bro. We can't only you only can sustain that bullying hockey for just so long to where like it wears your body.
SPEAKER_01I was trying to explain to Quincy, and he's like, Why'd they called you guys the Broad Street bullies? There's a documentary, and I go, because we used to beat the shit out of people. He'd be like, Well, don't all hockey teams beat the shit out of people, and I go, Well, we started it though, like it was different with us, like we would pound you into the boards and that beat your fucking faces.
SPEAKER_02Nobody did it like us, dude.
SPEAKER_01Right, exactly to the point where there was a different thing.
SPEAKER_02We assaulted the Russian team so bad they quit, dude. Yeah, we didn't. They skated off the ice and they flew back to Russia. Yeah, they wouldn't even finish it. It was an exhibition game and we beat them down so bad. Yeah, they didn't come out, they left the ice, dude, during the fucking second period. They left, dude. Yeah. In the middle of a play, did you open up the gate and you fucking hell shrewd?
SPEAKER_01They just skated off and left. Yeah, yeah. That's the skater of a fucking game. Yeah, you just got fucking your ass handled. Like for a hockey team, like hockey's some rough shit for a hockey team to be like, all right, dude, enough is enough.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but I I understand where Russia's coming from because that what that wasn't not the European playbook.
SPEAKER_01They were more like finesse.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, they were a goal scorer, speed, fancy fucking passing.
SPEAKER_01But then you're you run to some guy who just fucking like steamrolls you just dude. You no, you're running into a dude probably literally just left the bar. True. Yeah, them dudes used to be fucked up, Bobby Clark and all them things before and after the game. Like they're probably drinking on the fucking bench. Bro, you choose, dude.
SPEAKER_02There was there's clips of watching old flyer clips that in the locker room, they'd be smoking cigarettes and drinking beer, dude, in between periods. They weren't they weren't taking a protein bar and a fuck a fucking glass of milk to fucking recover. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_01It's like most people say, like, this isn't your daddy's flyers. I think this is your daddy's flyers, what you're seeing in the show. This is your daddy's just bullies, bro. And like I said, they're young enough to wear like they got that young spunk where they just like, well, okay, we want to go up one note, it's fine, bro.
SPEAKER_02But what it means to me is that the fucking upper management wants to wants to maintain that culture of that team, and it took a long motherfucking time. And it's willing to build it internally to get what you want.
SPEAKER_01And yo, what's crazy is like we barely snuck it. We were the last team to clinch the east, you know. Last team, and I think I think that kind of like gives us a little bit more of attitude. Joshua, I thought like we need ones to be fucked with. We went scratching claw.
SPEAKER_02No, we went 14 and 18 in our well, no, no, for no, but no, we went, yeah, yeah, we went 14 out of 18 of our last 18, dude. Like, do you realize what an almost impossible task that was for hockey?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02And you didn't and they didn't play easy teams, they played the blues, they played the fucking Hurricanes Knights, the Hurricanes, we'd play the Hurricanes to get in. The Islanders, the Raiders, we did play the Hurricanes to get in, the Rangers.
SPEAKER_01We played a lot of fucking good teams, dude. Yeah. I don't even know what the fucking name this episode, but all right. Um fuck, I hate to cut it so short.
SPEAKER_02Little bit of everywhere.
SPEAKER_01But from dawn at a bar to the flyers beating people up. I'm gonna just I'm gonna just name it uh Happy Happy Birthday Mama or something. I don't know. Happy birthday wires. Yeah, that's right. But uh we'll see you guys next week. We'll we'll have more time as well.
SPEAKER_02Uh we're gonna invest in the I told them I was we're gonna I'm we're gonna split it and we're gonna just double the time.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, then we can get two a week and drop them. We'll drop like one Saturday and one Wednesday.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, we'll do the middle of the week or yeah. Sounds good to me. All right.
SPEAKER_01But all right, guys, uh I wish we could have gone longer, but we can't, we're restricted.
SPEAKER_02We got two minutes, we're gonna actually Yeah, we had fun.
SPEAKER_01We had fun. Uh see you guys, see you next time.
SPEAKER_02Later.