Near(l)y Insane
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Race Revelations
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All right, welcome everybody to a brand new episode of Nearly Insane. You're getting on a Friday night this week.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, because you know, the fucking missus is work and doesn't work Saturdays anymore. So guess what? It's gonna be Friday nights or Sunday mornings. There we go, change it up for sure. Fucking um I'm gonna start like this because I think it's actually kind of funny. So I get in the car, right?
SPEAKER_01This is this morning?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, no, it was literally fucking picking Quinn up. Fucking fucking from his Mima's house. Oh, okay. So he's on the phone with a friend, right? And he goes, he goes, I'm in the car with my dad, I gotta let you go. The kid goes, Alright. He goes, well, he goes, be good, spook. What? Yeah. I go, I said, so I go, What kind of nickname is that, buddy? So, anyways, he hangs up, yes and I look at Quinn and I go, Why the fuck are you calling people fucking spook? Dude, I mean he might not know. No, he knows. Oh, he knows. Oh, trust me. I had him explain this shit to me.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00I go, I go, Quinn. I go, why in the fuck are you calling people fucking spook? Yeah. I go, that's a fucking racist shit. Yeah, it's a racial shit. He goes, he goes, Dad, he goes, I'll show you. I go, okay. And he he grabs his phone and he goes, he goes, me and my friend were going back and forth all day, like seeing how many, how many racial slurs we know. Bro, I didn't mean I wasn't I'm not encouraging dude. Are you sure? But I couldn't like I couldn't I couldn't help but laugh. I did laugh, I'm not gonna lie. Because he looked at me and goes, Well, Dad, do you know any? I was like, Well, you gotta tell me the list first. Yeah. So he's going off and he's like, You gotta play the Adam Driver club. He's like, dude, dude, he's gonna be. Hold on. He's going through the list, bro. He's going, he's going, porch monkey, jigaboo, kike, yeah, jigaboo, faggot, fucking, right. And I'm looking at him and I go, I go, you guys are missing a lot. Oh, yeah, dude, his friend says that really? Oh, no way, dude. Yeah, he says moon cricket, yeah. Oh, that's he must have dug in the back. I looked at him and I go, I don't think I've ever heard that one. That's a new one for me. I've never heard that one before, yeah. I looked at him, I go, I go, I'm surprised you didn't put spear chucker on there. Yeah. He goes, is that an Indian? I go, fucking no. And I said, I said, I said, we gotta stop the conversation, bro. Yeah. Like, I'm gonna fucking get Indian. I'm gonna be street shit in fucking I I said I said, I'm gonna get roped into your shit.
SPEAKER_01For real. I'm staying out of this now, dude. Look at the last week with his fucking phone background. Yeah, swastika. Like, dude, what the fuck? You're gonna get expelled from society, nigga. Fucking school. For real. Holy shit, dude. And then they wonder why he's the one drawing them in the bathroom. Like, is he good at them? Does he draw accurate ones? Because you ever notice that like when the Jews try to do it, they do it all backwards. They don't know how to do they do like a backwards. I would hope they wouldn't know how to do that. I'm not gonna say all, right? Because sometimes like Jewish hate does happen. Not like as much as they show in that little blue square commercial. They fuck Robert Kraft's fucking behind, right? But from time to time it does really happen. They do it backwards. They do, they do it all fucked up, it looks all drawn all fucked up, and it looks like a deformed fucking swastika, right?
SPEAKER_00It reminds me of the Lettery David episode where the kid threw the design because he drew the swastika in the fucking magazine, and then the kid the kid stitched one and gave it to his mom on the pillow. I liked it, it was a cool design.
SPEAKER_01So a lot a lot of the Jewish fucking hate crimes are fucking like self-inflicted, like they do it to themselves, yeah, and try to get sympathy for it.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, oh for sure.
SPEAKER_01But you can tell when a real fucking like Jew-hating guy does it because he does a proper swastika.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01They don't.
SPEAKER_00They do some fucked up weird. Well, that's well, that's how you know that they're faking it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00That they don't know. Yeah. But you think they would know it's all over their fucking history, bro. They've seen them enough. It's all their history. That's what I mean. That's all they know is Nazism. That's all they fucking know. Yeah. They don't know anything else. And that's again, somehow, back on fucking Hitler. Fucking don't know fucking how we always get here. Well, no, I mean, dude, because you gotta think. Like, I hate saying it, bro, but like, I don't understand how like Quinn went from like inner city school, right?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, well, you got him up in the States, right?
SPEAKER_00This is what I'm saying. Like, started inner city school, so he had he knew a lot of black kids. He knew a lot of fucking lower income Spanish kids, okay? Yeah, yeah. And then you go up to this other like kind of fucking like super white rural conservative rural thing, and then he like was culture shocked.
SPEAKER_01At first he probably was, right?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but like now, and it's horrible to say, like, that should not be his norm, dude. It's so common online. No, talk about the N-word and the smooth and the well, let's go. No, that's what I mean.
SPEAKER_01It's so common online between white people. Like, it I I know you don't really go on Twitter, but like if you did, it's so commonplace, which is how people talk now, dude. It's fucked up, but it's true.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but I mean I I he he's he should know that certain fucking things are acceptable, bro.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, he should know there's a time and a place like between us that's doing it.
SPEAKER_00His fucking godparents, it's a Jamaican, dude. Like, fuck me. You shouldn't be fucking saying could you imagine being over their house being like, oh, I'm good they spook. Like, could you fucking imagine? I would hope that he has a social like awareness to not say that to a black person. No, or around them like that. Yeah, because I asked him, because at first I thought he was saying it to like the black kid, they like he thought it was funny. Yeah, right. And come to find out it's some fucking redneck white kid named Brandon. You know, what the fuck, dude? Spook. And I dude, and you don't know the first one of the last things I said to him before we got off the topic, and I was like, I don't want to talk about it anymore. I was like, dude, don't fucking let your mom know about this shit. For real. She will bug out, dude, because you're sitting going off the list of Spanish people too. Bean eater and stick and fucking yeah, beaner and fucking border crossers and shit. Yeah, he's he's like illegals. I'm like, dude, I'm like, I'm like, you can't. I go, you can't. Dude, I got I go, you gotta chill with that shit, and you better hope the god your mother never finds out, bro. For real. If she ever takes your phone and goes through your shit and sees that you and your friend are going pack back and forth with a brace of slurs, you're in fucking a lot of trouble. I ain't saving your ass either. Dude, right. I said, you need to learn how to delete evidence then. You know what I mean? Like you better fucking not. Because I think it's pretty weird that he's doing this though. I'm not gonna fucking Well, it's it's definitely to fit in. Well, yeah, I get it, but you gotta understand it makes me super conspicuous now. Because he's been pulled into the principal's office multiple times of being the one accused of writing that shit in the bathroom. Because they said he's in the bathroom more than any other kid in the fucking school. I don't see Quinn doing it, but then on the other hand, I see Quinn doing it because Quinn's never really had friends and been bullied. Now he's got kids that accept him, so I don't know what he wouldn't wouldn't do when it comes to wanting a friend. So it's difficult, dude. You don't know.
SPEAKER_01I'm gonna be honest with you. I got really popular on Twitter. The most popular I was at on Twitter is when I was dating Savannah and I was super fucking racist on Twitter.
SPEAKER_00So fucked up though.
SPEAKER_01Like it's just like she had the balls to call Quincy and tell him racist. And she was like, Quincy called me one day after she called him, and he goes, Josh, I'm gonna ask you a question, bro. And why don't you be honest with me? He said, Are you racist? And I'm like, I'm like, Quincy. If I was really racist, you wouldn't be in my home. Yeah, no, I wouldn't be, you know what I mean? Like, it's all jokes and shit. You know what I mean? It's I'm not like a hateful dude or no shit. It's just a crack joke. I'm not, you know, I I don't I I don't like to see fucking like black people getting beaten and shit. You know, I mean I don't like that, you know. It's not it doesn't make my heart bump and shit. Yeah, you know it don't excite me. Nah, like you know, I crack jokes to be funny and just it ain't the highlight of my day to watch some people split in the fire hose. Nah, like, you know, but like you know, me and you crack jokes and shit, and like even even Quincy, like me and him have talked before, and I'm just like, yo, racial humor is what's missing in this country. Because if you look at when the country was most together, it was when we had fucking all in the family and fucking the Jefferson, yeah, yeah, dude.
SPEAKER_00There wouldn't be a Jefferson without all in the family, and it took the all white all in the family white family to put them on to get their own show. So believe it or not, that white that white racist hate got you a show. Yeah, and one of the best of all time. Yeah, that's what I mean. So you are right though, like it is weird to know that when when we could all just pick fun at each other and not take it personally, was when when the country was at its best.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, we were at we were thrived the most, yeah. Every everyone was united, and every everyone could take a joke back then. And you were you knew you knew that your white friend saying something like, Yeah, we didn't steal nothing, did you? It wasn't hateful, yeah. It was just to fucking crack a joke because it stereotypes exist for a reason. Yeah, you might as well have fun with them.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, no shit.
SPEAKER_01You know what I mean? Like, that's the way I see it.
SPEAKER_00I mean, I don't know, but I mean yeah, I I think you're right because I kind of grew up in an era where them shows were the popular things, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, Red Fox used to crack on fucking white people all the time. It was funny, right?
SPEAKER_01And you could laugh at it, like, yo, that is true, bro.
SPEAKER_00We do fucking talk like that or whatever, you know what I mean? But that's like I said, because that that's but that's when people could take a fucking joke.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Well, now everything's so super serious to where it's like, he said, What? You can't say that to a black man. How dare he? You know, and it's like starting with it.
SPEAKER_00Like, you know, unite through comedy. It sounds fucked up, but like, if you don't know by now that America is founded in racism, you're stupid.
SPEAKER_01Right. I mean, because you might as well embrace it on some in some level.
SPEAKER_00Joshua, because there's never been there's never been a group in this country that hasn't been fucking hated against. Whites are getting it now. Dude, I'm just saying, the Japanese got it. Yeah, but them niggas in concentration against America. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? During World War II. Yeah, during World War II, okay? You got you got the same thing. The Vietnamese were treated like fucking shit during the fucking Vietnam era. Yep. The blacks had a huge chunk of history where they were treated like shit. You got fucking Irish people were treated like shit when they first came to this fucking country. You got Italians that were treated like shit when they first came to this fucking country. You got fucking the only people who really haven't been treated like shit. You know, you know who really hasn't been treated like shit coming to this country? People from the fucking UK and fucking and and fucking Jews.
SPEAKER_01I actually seen this one thing on Twitter earlier. It was uh this British couple that came over to America and spent like 25 days over here or some shit. They made like a 30-minute video on fucking YouTube about how much they love it and how much it's not like they say on fucking online and fucking they're like, oh, we were so wrong about you guys. We love it here, we want to live live here, you know. And that's why I tried to explain this one girl, she doesn't she don't really talk to me anymore because I tried to tell her that the media is biased towards certain shit. She's like, why would they do that? And I'm like, all right, you're under the fucking like the BBC spell. Not that kind of BBC spell, but like the BBC news thing, you know what I mean? That's the other side of town, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Right.
SPEAKER_01But yeah, we haven't really talked since. But yeah, fucking I try to explain it to her. She, you know, I I understand they view things differently. They do things differently over there.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but I I I mean I do agree, dude. You can't even like crack a joke. Like, I mean, not to be an asshole, like popping a fucking pick on the gay guy next door and fucking yo.
SPEAKER_01Dave's one of Dave's best friends that Dave uh Dan Mendoza, he was fucking gay, bro. Bring over his fucking boyfriend with the long flowing fucking blonde hair, and Dave would crack jokes to his face. He wouldn't get all fucking upset by that shit.
SPEAKER_00He can't wait to get drunk and play with his sausage. Yeah, right.
SPEAKER_01Or like he'd grab a hot dog off the fucking grill and be like, oh, I know what you're thinking. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_00Innocent shit like that. What do you think Dave would say seriously? He's like, I don't want you guys kissing them.
SPEAKER_01Well, they did it that one July 4th fucking thing.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, and I don't think they came back. Because I remember him telling them, I don't care what you do guys, can hold hands and fuck and they're making out people on makeout. Dude, and he told them too. He's like, I'm not, I don't want to see it.
SPEAKER_01Which is a reasonable request.
SPEAKER_00I don't need you I I don't have no issue with you being gay. I don't want to watch you making out what to do with a beard. Reasonable reasonable request at your home. And they fucking did it anyway.
SPEAKER_01It'll be different if we were at his home because you're on his turf, bro. You know what I mean? It's kind of like home field advantage kind of shit.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that's where you grab your last Heineken and you leave.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and you go, All right, you know, it's been cool, you know, head home.
SPEAKER_00Don't see you guys tonguing.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, they did this shit right on the port.
SPEAKER_00That's what I mean. But it's fucked up, and they never came back for shit after that. At least they stood his ground. He was like, I told you X, Y, and Z. Yeah, and you did it anyway. Because he really never said anything. They he cracked jokes, he they cracked jokes back. He made they made out of his house and never came back. Yep. Because he told them, I don't want to see you guys kissing him for me. I don't want to see it. It's disgusting. Yeah. And you're right, he has a right to the opinion. You say that now, you're a homophobe. Right! Even even though he's they've been over for dinners and ease and fucking hung out and went fishy. That's what I'm saying, bro. I used to work with him and one request don't make out with your boyfriend at my house. Yeah, and today he'd be put on crucified, bro. Put on a poster to call the fucking homophobe.
SPEAKER_01Don't get me wrong, no one deserves it more, right? But I'm just saying, in that one instance, even a broken clock type of shit, right? Yeah, in that one instance, he was fucking correct, bro. He's you're you're in his home. He asked you to not do one thing, and you fucking went out of your way to do it anyway.
SPEAKER_00You guys had a free-for-all outside of that one thing. Yeah, bro. You could do what you wanted. Yeah, and then you fucking still broke the rule.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Like so I wouldn't have you back either.
SPEAKER_01I'm not too mean, dudes are like, yeah, it's it's it's kind of like yo, someone come into your crib and be like, yo, take your shoes off their money. Yeah, they come out.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, do yeah, do the do the do the brick jeans and boots on your fucking couch, dude.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, like nah, I'm not being a big job.
SPEAKER_00I'm probably gonna beat you up now, too. Right, because you ruined my shit. Like, yeah, like what the fuck? Yeah, like you know, but a little respectful, you know what I'm saying? But come on.
SPEAKER_01Today, yeah, he'd be crucified, man.
SPEAKER_00That's what, dude, then that's frustrating because I've had these conversations at work. You've got to be very careful what you say now. Yep. Because dude's dead ass. One one misspeak can cost you your job. Yep. Okay, one misspeak can get you canceled if you have any type of presence on social media. You one misspeak, dude, can get you fucking shunned out of your families. Yeah, dude.
SPEAKER_01Like this because everyone runs into the media and social media.
SPEAKER_00Cancel culture is too extra right now. Yeah, like I think that that that if you want to talk about like something that frustrates me to look that that you really gotta literally sit and think, nigga, I got impulse control disorder, Joshua. Do you realize how hard it is to not say shit? I still just say shit. Yeah, like but it's it's very hard to not say what's on your mind. Yeah, do do do do do Joshua Pinch Comment.
SPEAKER_01We we come from a fucking generation where you didn't have to hold back.
SPEAKER_00Well, yeah, that's what I mean. We're raised by people who were very vocal and open and said about the way.
SPEAKER_01And and even like I think I think I think my generation is probably the last one where I can have black friends and crack jokes to the black per to their face and have not be like, I'm a beach your ass.
SPEAKER_00Well, yeah, because you know what I mean, like because they came up in the same generation, right? That was their norm. Right. You do it now, yeah, and they're probably gonna fucking shoot up your house. Yeah, dude.
SPEAKER_01You know what I'm saying? Yeah, like fear for your life and shit, bro.
SPEAKER_00I brought you up, Quinn. That you fucking you and your friend were having the fucking slur battle. That's how this whole fucking thing started. We got a race relation in the year time. But I mean, no, I mean, seriously, like oh shit, I didn't gotta do that. At the end of the day, dude, like I think unless your your intention is in a jokingly manner, you should be able to kind of kind of sort of say what you want to say. And I think you if you can't identify the difference between jokingly and in context of being malicious, right, then you're the one that's super fucking not paying attention to tone and the actions of the individual. It's like I can literally be like, what like for example, if I looked to someone and I go, I ran into I ran into my fucking friend Tyrone and watched you to come and I was like, damn, nigga, ain't seen you in a minute. Right. If I told like a super white person that came from the country that I said that nigger, yeah, they would use the R.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And I'd go, No, I didn't say that. That's the friendly term. Right, yeah. That's like that's my friend. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? But if you said so so certain things you say can be spun out of context so fast. Yeah, because like what was that one thing that I think I seen where um it was a Bill Burr stand-up thing, yeah, where he was talking about women accusing people of sexual assault. Yeah, yeah, and he he did this. It's like literally what he did. He goes, This is what really happened, and this is what happens when you change your tone. Okay, he goes, We're Netflixing and chilling, yep, we're fucking kissing, we're fooling around, she's touching me, I'm touching her, and it's getting hot and heavy. And I start grabbing her boob, and she's like, No, stop, you're so fooled. I said, Funny, oh my god, I said no, and I don't want to and she's chuckling and giggling, right? Yeah, he goes, but then she says sexual assault and it goes to court, and then her judge reads it. Yeah, I said, No, it's not funny. Leave me alone, take your hands off of me, right? She's right. All it takes, dude, yeah, is just to change the context of how something was said, yeah, to make you seem like an evil fucking deviant. Yeah, yeah, you're right. All it takes, dude. Yeah, it's all it takes. I can literally joke, look, look at Joshua and be like, he'd be eating and be like, damn, bro, you fuck you know your fat ass is always eating. Make sure you wipe your fucking make whip your face with your fucking sleeve, pig. And we know we're joking. Yeah, because I'd be laughing because I wipe my hands on my pants.
SPEAKER_01But it's kind of like someone said too, uh, I think it was Zach Galafanacus was saying something. He was like, There's no sarcastic tone in a text message. So if you don't know how to write and convey that you're joking, if you're just reading words on a screen, right? Like, for example, if someone no sense of humor is reading the text to me and Quincy, yeah, they'd be like, Oh my god, you guys hate each other.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, they'd think you hate each other, yeah. Right. But you know each other's sense of humor, so you know because there's we know how to convey it. It's fucked up because there's literally been times and it's a true story too, yeah, where like me and me and me and Cass should be texting, and like it'll be one way or the other. Like, she'll think something I said is rude as fuck. Yeah, but you didn't intend it that way, and then or it'll be something that she said I think's rude as fuck. But we got to the point before we get mad, yeah. We grab the phone and we call and we'll be like, dude, like dude, I hope you can fucking mean that shit. Yeah. And be like, nah, she'll be like, but like, okay. We take a breath, dude. Yeah, somebody just be like, yo, you just call me a fucking bitch, motherfucker. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like, instead, we kind of do adults and be like, hold up, maybe I misread that shit. Yeah, I need to make sure that he or she's fucking around, dude. And they ain't being serious, you know what I mean? Yeah, but now it's like we know we're just fucking breaking each other's balls again, yeah. Right. But like it's just so fucked up, dude. Like, you really can't say or do shit anymore.
SPEAKER_01No, and like your career is on the line, like your your livelihoods on the line. Like, fuck, it's hard enough to eat with a job, bro. Like, you know what I mean? Like that tweet I say earlier, they're like the side the hind CEO is like people are running out of money by the end of the month. Bro, I'm dead. It was like, yo, I run out at the beginning, brother.
SPEAKER_00Like listen, listen, and he's not wrong because you want to know what I was gonna I was gonna do, do shit with you. Yeah, I was gonna send you that 20 bucks for the fucking X Send the podcast. Now I gotta do an X paycheck, whatever, dude. Because you wanna know what happens, you don't realize all the shit is coming up. You you don't realize that sometimes the way your bills are kind of organized, yeah. Mine are like set up to where all my big shit's in the beginning, yeah, and then all my nickel and dime shit adds up to three, four, five hundred bucks at the end. Yeah, so I always have more at the end instead of the beginning. Yeah, so you gotta think I had rent, yeah, I have my car insurance, I had my fucking great rentals great rentals payment, and on top of fucking my fucking 30 my 3299 bundle and my fucking next thing you know, I'm like, dude, I got fucking 62 bucks. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Like, fuck that. I'm not fucking doing all that, but fucking whatever. Go check and flip out of the fucking credit, dude. Give them something, a snack, a cookie or something. Just go. But um, I mean, yeah, I'm not I I'm I'm against the whole cancel culture shit, dude.
SPEAKER_01I I think we're kind of moving past it a little bit.
SPEAKER_00Slowly. Yeah, I think we should we're getting past. But you uh again, you got the fucking you got the liberals and shit. Yeah, but it don't it it don't hold the power that it used to. Motherfuckers just don't care. They're like, whatever, go. But dude, give A for effort. Yeah. Because they damn sure keep trying. Yeah, they do. They will not fucking give up, dude. No, like at all. They're relentless with their rhetoric bullshit. And it's so fucking frustrating. And they and then and then and they want to fuck go on fucking TV talking about fucking they're gonna fucking sweep the fucking midterms. No, you're not, dude.
SPEAKER_01We got crushed by the two um uh the the um the Trump back fucking. Yeah, I know.
SPEAKER_00So what I'm saying is, yeah, yeah, for the for the book, like the primary bullshit, yeah. Right? But here's the thing you can't you can't do what these people did and think they're gonna win anything. Yeah, you guys are insane. Here's the thing. How don't you understand that everything that you've been doing since 2016 just is not working for you, and you just continue to do the same thing. It's insanity. I don't I don't understand why you just don't at least try to lean a little bit more toward the middle, dude. It's all they gotta do to get it. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, they don't they don't gotta go, they don't gotta go conservative flip Republican, dude. No, no, they don't have to do all that.
SPEAKER_01No, go a little lean a little bit more toward the middle, and you'll but here's the thing is like anyone towards the left of them is fucking insane, right? And they're they're going that way. It's like they don't understand that if you just meet people in the middle, like yo, Democrats, I used to agree with Democrats when I was younger.
SPEAKER_00Some of the shit, yeah. Democrats were Republicans back in the 80s and 80s, that's why. Yeah, you'd hear you'd seen the videos of shit Hillary and Bill would say, and it's exactly the shit Trump's saying now. And he's a Republican, but he's so anti-everything.
SPEAKER_01Well, it's it really comes down to anti-Trump, which I never got it from 2016 when he ran the first time. Well, but it's like if he was a Republican, you'd be sucking this guy's dick.
SPEAKER_00Well, if he's a Democrat.
SPEAKER_01Or sorry, if he's a Democrat, yeah, yeah. You'd be treating him like God, like he's fucking Obama.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but here's what's fucked up, though. I think I I can't say I can pinpoint the hate, yeah, but I have a general idea of what and why.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And it's that it's definitely that he flipped parties, dude. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a huge fucking problem. Well, because holy fucking Twizzlers problem. I'm not trying to be mean, that's a little excessive, dude.
SPEAKER_01He seen the writing on the wall to where Obama was getting communist. Obama was turning like from like 08 to like when he left. Obama went more to the left. It was he was getting this into scary territory, bro. So the I I think the way Trump seen it was, yo, I don't want to be a part of this. Well, I do.
SPEAKER_00So I have to flip and mean to anti that. During the Obama stuff, I think where I was kinda like, This is gonna be this is gonna get bad, yeah, is when he started bringing like BLM to the Oval Office and I the writing was on the wall there. He started all the time.
SPEAKER_01But he should have been the uniter of that. Yeah. He should have been the end of it. You're the first black president. You should have stood up there and said, Well, this he he probably had the opportunity to end racism in this country. If you just got on stage and just said, Well, this country, you know, we're healed from racism, we have a black president now. That's all you had to say, bro.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, for real.
SPEAKER_01Instead, you went on stage and said, Trayvon Martin could have been my son.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Come on, bro. Stoke the flames.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. And then when it came to BLM shit, he was always too he he never condemned them.
SPEAKER_00Nope.
SPEAKER_01Never.
SPEAKER_00No, you invited him to the White House.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Two black lesbians and never gave a dollar to the black community and got rich themselves, and you guys gave a shit.
SPEAKER_01Oh, but I don't do shit for the black community either.
SPEAKER_00Well, I'm just saying in general. Yeah. All that money that was raised through the BLM all went to them, their them and their family. They got mansions and millions of dollars. Not a fucking penny went to the urban community, like I said, was gonna go.
SPEAKER_01And oh everyone knows it too, dude. None of the people who started that shit are involved anymore. They got their money and got the fuck out.
SPEAKER_00Well, yeah, I mean you gotta think, dude, like you're gonna you're gonna play the Black Lives Matter thing, right? Yeah. And the two people who found it were two fat black lesbian ladies. And a gay black dude. Yeah. That don't that can't even procreate. Yeah. And don't procreate to bring more black lives into your fucking into the world, into your communities. But yet you're gonna fucking give them money for their t-shirts and their fucking bullshit stories they give. I don't understand. Like the rational thinking in this world is gone, dude. Like, I'm not even lying. The rational thinking, the rational thinking in this world, there's no rational thinking anymore. There's no common thinking, there's no it's gone. It's it's we we listen to this side, you listen to that side, the end. Yeah, there's no middle, there's no having a you cannot the word the political climate is so bad, you cannot even have a actual political conversation with one party or the other because they're stuck where they're at. No, dude, there's no there's no agree to disagree shit.
SPEAKER_01Right, no, there's no like, hmm, I can see your yeah, you're you're fucking you're wrong and you're wrong.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, everyone's wrong.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and yeah, it's like uh there there is no, yeah, I kind of see that side. It's no, you're fucking dead wrong, motherfucker.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that's yeah, that's what I mean. It's like so fucked up, dude. Like the whole situation's fucked up. And I just like I said, I mean, I just I don't think honestly, I don't think in our lifetime the shit's gonna settle down. It's not because you gotta by the grace of God, say when the next presidential election comes up.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And let's just hypothetically say JD Vance runs, JD Vance wins, uh-huh, and he's considered a mega Republican.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Okay? Let's just hypothetically use that as context, okay? It's possible. It is, yeah. But I'll be honest with you, dude. I think it'd take fucking six Republican presidencies to fix this shit. And they need to be they need to be extreme Republicans, dude, to be able to. Hardline shit. Yeah, because you're not you're not gonna get anywhere because you're gonna weed out all these other fuckers out of the foot out of the way.
SPEAKER_01Well, there's a lot of dudes that joined the Republican Party that took advantage of Trump's rise. Yeah, they're not even really about this shit. They're just fucking like they've seen as opportunity just like just like the blacks with the BLM who ran the BLM. Yeah, they've seen as opportunity to get rich.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, and they get the right. And you think they hijacked the movement Obama and the black presidency shit to get what they wanted. Yep. It's the same thing. Like you look look at look at like the Republican politics in general. Yeah, how many have you seen since 2016, bro, that seriously have flipped Democrat to Republican just to get a seat? You're right, yeah. And just disrupt the House and Senate because they've done it on purpose, because they know that if they fucking ride the fucking Republican wave, they're gonna get voted in. Especially if they have a fucking Trump endorsement.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, like that one dude out here, that Constantino fucking dude. All right, but nah, like that Constantino fucking dude out here. That motherfucker, he strikes me like an asshole. I don't know. Like I don't care if he got a Trump endorsement, I don't care if he got Rudy Giuliani's endorsement, I don't care about none of that, bro. He just he comes off like an opportunist to me. Like, I just I don't know, like something strikes me, and I there's mad politicians like that, it's not just him. There's plenty of Democrats to do it too, but it just comes off like a fucking like an opportunist thing to where it's like you see you you know the area, you know that this this part of New York is red, right? So you can you can be like a rational Democrat and pretend just for party's sake that you're a Republican and get votes. And that's what I think this guy is doing. You know who I'm talking about, right? The guy who fucking like um they they have commercials and shit for him on TV. It's like rude rude Giuliani said we need 100 Constantinos and all this fucking shit. And Trump supposedly endorsed him and all this dumb shit. Like I said, I don't care how many endorsements he got, I don't care. He strikes me as an opportunist. Yeah, he strikes me like a guy that's just taking advantage of the area that we live in, and he knows people are gonna vote red because this part of New York is fucking red.
SPEAKER_00Listen, the only reason why this is not a fucking Republican state is in New York City. That's it. That's fucking it. Yeah, and if anyone doubts that, look up, look up the fucking 2020.
SPEAKER_01Look actually, look up any fucking 2024 map is fucking worse. 2016, we were fucking like deep red, bro. Yeah, the whole dip, but the whole the whole main state.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, except except down the city.
SPEAKER_01I remember because uh Savannah came in like 2020, before the first before the Trump's second election. And I told her to show her dad because her dad's like, oh, you're going to liberals. I'm like, New York is not liberal, bro.
SPEAKER_00Nah, not liberal. New York City's fucking liberal.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but anyone listen to this, look up the fucking New York election map for any fucking presidential election year. Don't even bother with the primary shit, because you know Yeah, that's all fucking hearsay bullshit. Yeah, but look look up the election year, like the presidential election years, look up New York's fucking map, and you'll see that the majority of this state is fucking red. But because New York City outnumbers us so much, heavily populated, they outnumber us so much, and they're you know, they like to get on us about vote red no matter no, it's you. You fire you fucking vote blue no matter who because you can sit and bitch and whine about hookle, you're gonna vote for that fucking bitch again. See, look at us. Even even the pockets that are blue are not deep blue, it's set fucking down here, bro.
SPEAKER_00It's all downstate. It's all downstate, it's fucked up. But I mean, at the end of the day, dude, you're right. You can have 80% of the state as a whole vote against Kathy Hokel, and that bitch will win because of New York City. Yep. And but they're the first ones that bitch about her. But the but yeah, I mean, you gotta understand. I I know we're gonna get that fucking raggedy witch again. Of course. Because if you're willing to fucking vote in fucking Mondami as your fucking mayor, oh Hokel's winning, dude. Yeah, you can have Jesus Christ with a fucking glass of wine, yeah, fucking standing there fucking on the podium saying he's a Republican and you're gonna vote for Hokal. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Yeah, it doesn't matter who says what, who promises what, who does what. You they wanted free shit, they're not gonna get it, and they're still vote for they'll vote, they voted for him anyways.
SPEAKER_01A big thing about the Mobdani thing is that the younger generation, a little bit older than Quinn, the people that can vote, right? Like the younger population that can actually vote, like 18 to 22, or whatever the you know, because that's most of his voting days. It's a symptom, it's very kind of like Trump in a way. It's a symptom, it's a symptom of like, yo, like we don't have a future anyway. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, if you're 18 to 22, like I feel like that I'm not gonna have social security. Do you think them kids feel like they're gonna have fucking social security?
SPEAKER_00Joshua, I'm 48 and I don't think I'm gonna see it. So they're trying to get a little bit some now. So, like, you know, like I I I get where like they're like they want to disrupt some shit. You know what I mean? I get that. I want to know what dude. I mean, there there's there's so many like topics on that shit that are like fucking are frustrating. I mean, are you fucking done blaming the boomers for everything? Well, I mean, don't get me wrong, they they were they were the start of the situation, yeah, dude. Absolutely, but I think the finger pointing doesn't help anybody. Nobody's trying to nobody's trying to proactively fix the situation. You're creating a fucking mass hysteria and making shit worse, dude.
SPEAKER_01A lot of the shit why people are against boomers is because they have this attitude where it's like just work harder, and it's like yo.
SPEAKER_00I no, I no, I understand that. And I'm not uh I'm not sitting there saying I'm for them, yeah, but like, yeah, they had it a hell of a lot easier, dude. The economy was better, yeah. The dollar stretched further, yeah. Like I I get it, and you are right. I think they do bring it on themselves when they'll get to work more, you know, nigga, because you want to know what you do.
SPEAKER_01I work 40 hours a week, I'm already exhausted by the end of it.
SPEAKER_00You want me to work more? They played this fucking work harder shit, but they worked a fuck probably a fucking nine to five, and even if it was harder working like a factory, yeah, but you were they were able to get away with a one-income household, dude.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, dude, the milkman had fucking two cars in his driveway and a stay-at-home wife staying with three kids. Yeah, and was able to support that and still go on vacation twice a year.
SPEAKER_00Go out of state. Yeah, let's go to backpacking. Like you could they had could because again, the fucking dollar was worth more, the economy was fucking well off. It was a well-oiled machine, but again, it was because this whole country was fucking saturated with factories and foundries and steel making and car building, yep, that shit is gone. And you you can't blame the boomers, blame the automation systems, dude. Yeah, true. You automated people out of work, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01And you literally automated people out of fucking work, and now we're doing it again in all these companies. I I work for a company that is very for AI, right? But I kind of get it because I work in insurance, right? So I think medically, what AI can do in the medical field is important, right? I I I I think I think it's good that they can catch cancer before fucking a human eye and but I don't I don't think a robot should be answering the phone. Uh right, 100%. We're heading there. That's what I mean. So you know, I'm in a job, my line of work is about to be eliminated, bro.
SPEAKER_00Dude, not to be an asshole. Do you have any idea how complicated it is with certain companies you call?
SPEAKER_01Oh, I hear it every day, bro. Your your automated system is the worst.
SPEAKER_00Dude, because you gotta understand. I'm old enough to remember, like it would be like a prompt or two. Now it's like five, six, seven, eight to get to a person.
SPEAKER_01And yo, it's like the the a the AI or whatever the automated system, it refuses if you're not really specific. It'll be like we don't understand.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it'll make you keep saying it and saying it and saying, and that's why I get so many people who they just go, agent, agent, yeah, agent, and then a lot of times there's ones that literally, if they don't understand you enough times in a robot, it'll hang up on you. It'll hang up on the line, you have to call back. Yeah, and then you already waited 15 minutes and you don't want to call back.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. So then you get someone coming in hot.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, now they're now they're mad because they've called in three times and finally got a person, yeah, and now you get an asshole when their first intent to call wasn't to be an asshole. So it's hard to be it's hard to even be mad at them because you kind of almost understand their frustration. Yeah, because I deal with it, but you know they're gonna take it out on you. You can tell as soon as they say the first words out of your mouth, you know they're taking it out on you.
SPEAKER_01And they like for me, like they always try to say it as like kind of like a joke. They're like, oh man, it was real rough getting to you, you know. I mean, but I can tell that they're being nice to me because it's not my fault. I'm designed the fucking system.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, you got other people being nice to you regardless, dude. Right. They come in fucking pissed. Yeah. Why'd it fucking take me 45 fucking minutes to get person?
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah, I have people who have been hold for an hour, yeah. And then you got these people overseas because we we do offshore, right? Bank America didn't, yeah. Everything was fucking US, right? But now, like, for example, a couple weeks, I showed you the fucking message where the the lady came in, she's like, I want to report this fucking person, they called me racist for asking for a US rep. Yeah, and she's like, I'm not being racist. She goes, number one, they're hard to understand. Number two, like, she's like, I'm talking about money. I want someone that's gonna be clear with me about what's going on.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I would want a per American person. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, I I worked there too. I remember getting a lot of complaints about them getting offshore people and talking to people from India and shit that they don't understand. They're trying to say their name's John. Yeah, dude, like your name is not fucking fucking Sam. Get the fuck out of here. No, at least my dude said his name was Sanjay Gupta. Yeah, at least they got a real name. I just still think he used that shit to get people to call him back. I thought that was you from the news. I still think he used that shit for that benefit, bro. Because he called me back. I called him back. Remember he answered with you. Yeah, I said, the guy from the news, Sanjay Gupta?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and he was like, No, sir. We I think I think we we we got out of breakfast, right? We got fucked, we got fucked over on the breakfast meal at fucking. That was before we went in.
SPEAKER_00Oh as we pulled up, remember? Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, you talked about it. Yeah, I talked to him first. They butchered our fucking bill.
SPEAKER_01They had to have billed me for you and him, or you and him, or me and him.
SPEAKER_00I think we all something we all paid for Quinn twice. Yeah, you got Quinn, I got Quinn. You got Quinn, I got that's what they did. Yeah, because yours should have been way cheaper than mine. Yeah, I had a fucking small brook breakfast. And mine seemed off awkwardly high for two people. Right. So I I think maybe you got all three. Yeah, I got all three, and then you got Quinn too. Yeah, so they got us, and then the bitch wanted a tip, and I told her no. Yeah, because you know, we spent like a hundred dollars like breakfast. Mine was like 38. Well, yours is like 59, 59 or something. She was she was pissed. She's like, Oh, you know, for gratuity. I was like, no. I go, because I fucking said twice that something's wrong with the fucking check. She goes, You got it in front of you. I go, Yeah, but it's just no way that math is right. No, I got I got a fucking $15.99 meal. He got a $13.99 meal. How was my shit $52, dude? Right.
SPEAKER_01You factored in the gratuity, bitch. Take it out of the fucking bill.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah. I didn't pay her shit, dude. I think still one of the funniest things was getting the fucking phone call from fucking from Cassandra, fucking laughing when we fucking dining dash.
SPEAKER_01Bro, listen, y'all.
SPEAKER_00Listen, listen, listen, listen, all right.
SPEAKER_01First of all, I feel like that was the start of my downhill spiral with Savannah, dude. Because remember, my speaker, my phone speaker on my phone was broken. That's shit. Right? So I had to take all my calls on speaker. Right? So she must have called him. That shit was funny. He calls me, and I and it was like right before she got here. It was like they put us on Facebook.
SPEAKER_00Dude, they put us on Facebook, bro.
SPEAKER_01I know.
unknownOE mess on!
SPEAKER_01Because you always gotta wear something identifying with your fucking hoodies and shit. Yeah, so when new, I just wear a poor plain black dude. Yeah, you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_00I have my camo champion hoodie on identified.
SPEAKER_01Right, and you had like your OE hat on, like, you know, like what the fuck? There's only one guy in the city that fucking has that, right? Both combination, right? So I get a call from this motherfucker, and like I said, I gotta answer on a speaker. I'm like, hello. And he's like, yo, you gotta cash at me $35. I'm like, for what? I don't owe you nothing, yo. And he's like, yo, fucking the guy from the diner fucking call. He found me on Facebook, yeah. And I was fighting with it, too, dude. Listen, listen, yo. I'm not a scumbag like that, and neither is he like that, right?
SPEAKER_00First of all, we sat there, we stood in the line for 15 fucking minutes to pay. If not longer. Okay, and she was all on her own and she kept saying she's coming back, and the bitch never came back.
SPEAKER_01So at a certain it wasn't like that we just fucking like, uh, that was a good meal, let's go. Like, nah, we intended to fucking pay, dude.
SPEAKER_00That's number one. Joshua, the picture shows me, not you, yeah, me standing there, right, sideways. You're next to me over on the left, right? Yeah. On the right, no, you're on the right. Yeah. And you see me standing in front near the register with my fucking debit card in my hand. Yeah, right. In the picture. We had every intention. So I don't that's what I said to him. I said, I said, Did you did you take a look at the picture? Right. Like the video? I I I go, I was standing there with a fucking debit card in my hand. Your fucking worker took fucking 20, 25 minutes to catch me out. I left.
SPEAKER_01And then the guy had the ball to say to you, he goes, Yeah, I know. Good help's hard to find. So what the fuck? Why are you siding with her then? So anyway, he calls me and tells me that, and he just had to say he had to word it the way he fucking murdered it. From when we dined and dashed, they got us on Facebook. This bitch's fucking face dropped, bro. She's looking at the couch, she's sitting on the couch, she's on her phone. She she goes like this, bro. She's on her phone. She heard the words dine and dash, she goes, Joshua, you're not a fucking scumbag like that, are you? And I go, yo, all right, listen, yo. And I'm trying to explain it, and she just wasn't having it, bro. And it was like from that day forward, she never looked at me the same, dude. To where it was like, she's like, Oh, I'm dating the kind of piece of shit that was dining dash. And I'm like, no, it wasn't intentional. Like, we we tried to pay.
SPEAKER_00I know it came off wrong, but that's the way he was saying it to us.
SPEAKER_01I get it, and like technically speaking, it is what we did. But it but it wasn't like I said, it's not like we just like threw our napkins down, I was like, all right, damn, let's get out of here.
SPEAKER_00But not to be fucked up, you know. Like, you ready? I'm gonna go back to somewhere to the beginning. Yeah, we see why see what I mean by context matters. Yes, nobody had any idea we stood there for 25, 30 minutes waiting for someone to cash us out to where we weren't gonna wait anymore and we left. They she was too busy seating motherfuckers than to take my money, right? Then ain't my fault you were short staffed, bro. Take my money, I'm there to pay. Yeah, what would take you what, three minutes? Yeah, yeah. Then people will gladly wait, they're already in the lobby game.
SPEAKER_01Plus, the whole point of your business is to get money. So handle the fucking payment and then go back to seating people, and then you can take continue making money off of them when they come up to pay.
SPEAKER_00I'll put it this way, even though he wind up getting paid, I did wind up bartering with that nigga. I did not send him our full amount of money. I told him I'm not paying the full amount.
SPEAKER_02Good.
SPEAKER_00And he wanted fucking thirty, I think 30 something from you and like fucking like 30 something from me. And I told him, I said, I'll fucking send you 50. Yeah. He's like, Okay, that works. Don't come to my establishment again. I said, I won't. And guess what happened? Six months later, they knocked that bitch down. Yep. It's a fuck, it's a fucking steward's now. Yep, it is you piece of shit. Good for you. I'm glad your business closed. Because you treat your fucking treat your customers like shit. You put me on Facebook as a fucking douchebag when your worker didn't want to take my money.
SPEAKER_01Like I said, like I understand, right? It's a picture, right? And everyone's trashing us. Oh, what scumbags of small business and blah blah blah. First of all, me and Sean had a rule, right? If we were going to Walmart or a big company, big big corporation, we wouldn't wear a mask. Yeah. Right? If we're going to a small business, yeah, we'd wear it. We'd wear it because we realized they couldn't really afford the fucking fee. Yeah, the fine system. Right, you know what I mean? Like getting fine and shit like that. So that's why I'm in the photo wearing a fucking mask. I think you had one on too. I did that. Because no one no one could identify us by face.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01It was because of what you were wearing.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I got identified basically on my hoodie. Yeah. Yeah. I had the camo fucking fucking champion hoodie on. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And the OE hat.
SPEAKER_00And the fucking and fucking Cassandra fucking knew because she fucking seen me wearing it and looked at the picture and was with me for so long, she knew it was me. Right. So she called me and she's like, You're on Facebook. That's how I found out. Like the dude didn't find me until some I don't know who was someone in the comments.
SPEAKER_02Some Thomas was like, I know him.
SPEAKER_00Someone someone was like, That's Sean Neary. Yeah, because I didn't get tagged. Yeah. I I think it was fucking fucking Cassie's fucking piece of shit, Frank Krista. It probably was. That said, Oh, I think that's Sean Neary. Go look on his fucking whatever. And then he messaged me through the private message on Facebook. I know it's you. He did. He said, I know it's you. I said, I said, it's me, what? Who the fuck are you? Yeah, right. Who the fuck are you, dude? I know it's you. I go, huh?
SPEAKER_01I know it's you. Man just opened it and just get imagined. I know it's you. Like, my murderer? I know it's you.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, dude. I literally my exact words are real fucked up. I said, I am who? What the fuck are you talking about, dude? He goes, You're the one in my photo that fucking that ate you, you and your buddy ate our fucking breakfast and you left.
SPEAKER_01See, see how he framed it? And you like, like, you know, like I I understand the business's standpoint. The niggas got eyes. Right. That's what I mean. You'd have to throw it on a debit card, bro. You'd never throw it on Facebook and be like, these two scumbags fucking left and the blah blah. They didn't pay.
SPEAKER_00We attempted to fucking pay, asshole. No, if he actually watched the video, dude, he would see me standing there with a debit card in my hand, which means that the intent of pay was there. Okay, fine.
SPEAKER_0115, 20 minutes, yeah, we left.
SPEAKER_00Fine, I didn't pay. I agree with you, dude. I didn't pay you. Yep, absolutely. We'll agree. But my intent to pay was there. And it ain't my fault your lazy ass fucking worker wouldn't come to the register and take my money. Yeah. So I had somewhere to go. And I left. So fuck you, Joseph. I'm glad your business closed. Yeah, it is a steward's now. It is. That's the same place that that house was where I fucking yelled out the window. I scared that lady. Oh, yeah, that she was mad funny.
SPEAKER_01I was like, I yell at my kids like that too. Then she started crying. She sat on the porch. No, she sat down. She was like, ah!
SPEAKER_00She screamed. She screamed at the car. Because she probably thought I was being an asshole. Right, yeah. Why you being mean to your kids? That's not even what I said, bro. No, you're not. I said I yell at my kids like that too. And I think she said, Why you being your being mean to your kids or some shit? And I was like, I think what I fucking said. But she fucking was like, she fucking screamed, bro. That shit was mad funny. That shit was funny, bro. I used to love doing shit like that, driving around, dude. Remember, we I'd fucking like bark at people out the window and scare them. Yeah. They're dogs. Yeah, their dogs are pulling them and shit. That shit would be mad fun.
SPEAKER_01I think you doing that shit is why me and Mitch and all my friends would throw fucking snowballs at cars and shit. Oh, that shit's fun too. One fucking trucker didn't find it too fucking funny. He ran up to Mitch's back door, bro.
SPEAKER_00Listen, you gotta be willing to run and have a shot. Yeah, dude. Listen, you with the intent, if you're gonna fucking go outside and you're gonna make fucking snowballs, dude, and pelt people's fucking cars, just have in your head you're probably gonna have to run. See, the issue with this guy is that he had his window down, right? Oh, yeah, fuck whacked, didn't he? Yeah, that's it.
SPEAKER_01Jason Lionis did that shit to some dude. Yo, let's say, yo, he said, yo, he was fucking steaming fucking mad, dude. This motherfucker was shaking, dude. Like, I don't know if he was shaking because it could have been from him turning the fucking truck, you know what I mean? Like, you know what I mean, hitting the thing and had you know what I mean? But he yo, he was like, I was like, oh fuck, dude. He was like growling like a dog, bro. Yeah, dude. We all fucking booked it. Yo, it was like like four, five of us, dude. We just made it in fucking Mitch's house. Motherfucker was punching the door and fucking open up.
SPEAKER_00Yo, I think yo, the worst yo, the worst one for me, it was it was fucking me, Jason Linus, and I think fucking uh John or David Sitchin. It was one of the boys, dude, right? And we were fucking across the street from fucking Mahana's, because that's where the bus would stop. Yeah, so we fucking made mad snowballs and put them on the corner. We stacked them on the corner. Yeah, and fucking we're sitting there, and fucking the bus lets people off. It goes. I fucking threw one of mine and fucking I didn't know because Jason Lions was an asshole about shit sometimes. He would tell you we'd do shit and you wouldn't know.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00But he after this happened, he tells us, dude, so I took the fucking snowball and the bus was coming, and I fucking stood up. So I was like facing the windshield, yeah, and I fucking whipped that shit, bro. Yeah. Bang! And it hit the window. Man, you heard it popped. Oh shit. Right? And I looked and it fucking spider webbed the whole windshield. The bus kept going, right?
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00He didn't fuck stop. He stopped at like Brayton and fucking whatever. And he put his hazards on, but we fucking stood there. Like if we get to the bus, then we'll run. We're mad young then. We can take off on the dude. Right. So he didn't. He just let people on, whatever. He didn't fucking do shit about it.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And this dude's coming the opposite way. He's smoking a cigarette and he's got a tow truck. He's in a tow truck. Yeah, Jason Lance goes, this nigga's got his window down. It was dude. When I mean it was down just enough to get a snowball through that bitch, dude. I don't know how he did it, bro. The truck was moving because at the time there was a red light there. Yeah. So he had to stop. He almost had to stop, but it was green. So he was just going. He was literally just going. Yeah. He's probably going to speed like 25-30 miles an hour. Yeah. This dude just without fucking even really doing much, he just launched the fucking snowball, bro. And dude, you just heard it. Fucking make the pop noise and hit him in the head. Pop! And it must have exploded all over the truck. And he locked the brakes up, dude. And he slid and he went over the curb and he like stuck in a snowbank over by fucking like the Gold's gym.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00He got out, bro, and he full on chased all of us, dude. Fucking David went down fucking Fossav.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Jason went down fucking Andy's, and I'm like, I'm going straight down Whitesboro Street and finding a different fucking route, dude. Which he chases, dude.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Like, motherfucker chose me, dude. Out of the three, and the closest person was Dave. He had to run in front of his truck. Yeah. And go down the side street. Jason went down the other corner. Yeah. And I'm going the furthest way. Yeah. Like I'm farther ahead. Like, why are you chasing me? So we chased me. Because he had you were in his eyesight. That's why. Dude, so I was running and I cut across by Peter's, dude, and I'm going down. And where you're over by your building. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Went the first gate, I ran. He's still chasing me. And here, you fucking know good motherfucker. Like fucking screaming and yelling, blah blah. And I get down toward the back of your building. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, they do. They have that little fucking alley. Bro, and I fucking literally, dude, when I mean baseball slid under a car, dude. Yeah.
unknownShh.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. And I fucking laid on my back under there under the exhaust, and I'm fucking just not moving, bro. I'm going. Yeah. Run by.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Run by.
SPEAKER_00And I couldn't see because I'm so close under the car I couldn't do one of these like sit up and look. Yeah. I'm fucking sitting there. I'm just beating my head going. Don't run by it. Make him think he's lost me. Make him think he lost me. All of a sudden, I get dragged off my death by my legs, dude. I got dragged ripped. I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you. Uh where are your fucking friends? So what I did is he brought me back to his fucking truck, dude. Yeah. Put me in that bitch. Oh shit. And he's like, bring me to your friends, dude. So right? So I bring them to my friend Philip Turner's house, dude. Yeah. The wrong house. Yeah. I'm like, oh, my friend's house is there. Yeah. Right. He gets out of the fucking truck to go knock on the door. Yeah. And as soon as he fucking got to the door, bro, I fucking bolted out the fucking car. And went down fucking Erie Street and hidden fucking Jason Lance's backyard. Did your friend get in trouble for it? He fucking called the house phone fucking later. He was like, he was like, dude, why the fuck you sent motherfuckers to my house, bro? He goes, I told he goes, he could tell I wasn't fucking outside. I didn't even look like the person he said. And I'm like, well, yeah, I had to do what I had to do, bro. I was like, I wasn't gonna tell on my other boys, dude, I knew you were home. Like, yeah, I'm not gonna fucking I'm not gonna snitch on the people I was with. Yeah, so I like told to be able to get away. Right, yeah. I got the fuck away.
SPEAKER_01See, the benefit of where me and Mitch did it is because that house in the corner was it was like abandoned for like 20 years, bro.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01From when the the bitch with the fucking newspapers and shit. Oh, all right. You know what I mean? Yeah, for like 20 years when it was the greenhouse, yeah. Remember fucking cheeks busted the step. Right. So the one in the corner, we had the benefit of Mitch being right next door. So we're on the corner. We whipped it wasn't even me who threw it, I think it was my friend Alex Tabor that fucking threw it, bro. And he whipped it, and like this dude got his window was down all the way. It was like one of those days to where it was like it was warm enough, but there was still snow on the ground. It made that packy snow.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it was like good hard shit, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, like good shit to make a snowball.
SPEAKER_00It'll hurt.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, so man, like we just got into his back door, bro, and we locked the door behind this motherfucker's kicking and punching the fucking door, screaming, yelling. And poppy always tell me, don't throw snowball at people's cars. I'm like, Yeah, whatever, dude. You know what I mean? Never listen to his advice, you know, until then, and they were like, all right, bro, we're never doing that shit again.
SPEAKER_00But yeah, I'm dude. I fucking there was another time me. I remember me and Checkerboard were sitting on. I was living at Graham's, yeah. Me and Jessica had just split up or whatever.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And uh me and Checkerboard, he lived on he lived on fucking Matthew's ab. Yeah. So he had walked over, dude. We were drinking on the porch. Yeah, upstairs, yeah. Oh, the upstairs the upstairs people that were used to fucking scream and yell and beat each other. Remember the plate. Yo, that's the funniest video I ever took in my life, dude. So fucking so I had it was spinning. I invited them over. I'm like, yo, come over to the house, we'll have a couple fucking drinks on the porch or whatever. We had a long day because we were doing the working out together, yeah, right, yeah, yeah. Right. So we were fucking working out or whatever, and then all of a sudden, bro, like Jessica must have given one of her boyfriends my phone number.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And he just kept calling. I'm gonna fucking beat the fuck out of you, you fucking piece of shit, motherfucker. Yeah, blah blah blah blah blah. And I'm just like, finally, dude, like I got sick of being harassed, bro. Yeah, so I fucking picked it up like a third time, and I just was like, listen, bro, I'm at 939 Brayton Park Place, dude. Like, just come over, bro. Yeah, like I'm fucking not doing this shit. He's like, Bet, I'll fucking see you in 20 minutes, right? So fucking I had called Carl, yeah, because that nigga was home. Yeah, yeah, he was down for whatever. Yeah, this is what I said to him, though. I didn't have him come over. All I said to him was like, I was like, yo, be in your backyard. Yeah, there's supposedly people supposed to come over and like jump me and my cousin, yeah, just in case, dude, like be ready because we need help or whatever. Yeah, he's like, All right, I'll start a fire in the yard or whatever, right? So probably about 20-30 minutes go by, and the car pulls up on the highland and Brayton fuck stop sign, yeah, and they just stop and turn the lights off. So I look at the checkerboard and I'm like, I think that's them, dude, but I don't know who it is. You can't see, it's mad dark. Yeah, so we fucking stood up and we went toward like the middle of the street of Brayton, right? Yeah, and I put my hands up like, Well, what the fuck, dude? We're gonna fuck what are you gonna do shit, or what the fuck you doing, or whatever, right? And then fucking he fucking like revved his car with a little Honda. Yeah, he revved his fucking engine and I flipped him off and I threw my 40 in his car. And then fucking he revs it again, he's oh I'm gonna fuck kill you, bitch. And I was like, Carl, they're here, yeah, right? Not even bro, not even 20 seconds, dude. Yeah, homeboy put a fucking brick through their fucking back window, dude. Oh, I remember that. He threw a brick, yeah, dude. They didn't know what it was, they thought it was a gun, bro. They peeled off and we're gone, bro. Yeah, they took the fuck off, dude.
SPEAKER_01It reminds me of when fucking Caitlin's little fucking boyfriend came over. I didn't expect him to show up, you know. I mean, like a lot of times they don't, so like, so you know, like me, I I talk shit with liberty, you know. I mean, no one ever does shit, especially because I'm a bigger dude, right? And I've met the motherfucker before. I I out you know, I'm I weigh more I'm taller than this dude, right? And I'm sitting there, I'm like, yo, I ain't no way this fucking dude's gonna show up, bro. Yeah, so I'm like, fuck it, bro. I'm like, I'm drinking that night, you know, thinking it's just me another bitch, you know, just talking shit. Yeah, and I'm like, pull up, motherfucker. So he actually did, and I'm like, oh word, all right, bet. So I went outside, walked to the car, and you know, he ended up pulling off and shit. So I messaged Caitlyn, I'm like, yo, I tried to put it on her.
SPEAKER_00I'm like, why are you sending people to my well no she well she probably did, right? How does how did she uh the only there's gotta be one way you knew where you live? I told him. No, I know, but you know what I mean. Well, yeah, because we're not gonna be able to do it.
SPEAKER_01Nah, he had to. He had to. So she messaged me later and she was like, Oh, he said it was a moment of weakness, and all I'm like, get the fuck out of here, this fucking dumb shit, dude. I'm really looking forward to fucking hanging out with her in three weeks.
SPEAKER_00Fucking drag that bit drag that nigga out of a front car. Done that shit before I see the car roll down the street.
SPEAKER_01That's be a hell of a podcast. Well, well, dude, that here, dude.
SPEAKER_00Listen, I think I think one of the funniest things that happened, and I've not I'm not sure who was there. Yeah, I was walking with that.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, because you're right. She had to tell him because if if you didn't know where where I actually lived, like I'll have doorback drivers be like, yo, right, yeah, yeah. So she had to be like, yeah, it's in the back. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00She gave him some details, yeah. Maybe not specifics, but like that's the edge for pulling the back, yeah, or something, right? So, anyways, I've forgotten, like I said, I forgot was I think I was with my boy Scoop. Yeah, his name was Raheed Bryant. I was cool, he was on the Bronx, but he came and moved up here with his sister that was sick and shit. Yeah, so we were fucking coming up the street, walking up the street with fucking Peters at the time. We both had like 22s with us, bro. Yeah, and just some random dude just coming up the street, slows down, just starts talking mad shit. Yeah, bitch, motherfuckers, blah blah blah. You motherfuckers get your fucking get your fucking stupid ass out the fucking road. Younger dude, almost like our age, bro. Yeah, yeah. And I fucking stopped and turned, and right scoop looks at me, he goes, he goes, Let's just keep rolling, bro. He goes, Don't get letting the nigga ain't worth it. And I fucking started walking, he's like slowly rolling. Well, I said, Walking between talking shit, dude. Yeah, just keep saying shit. Yeah, so I fucking turn my fucking head, bro, and I go, You need to go before I yank you out of your fucking car, dude. Like just leave, dude. I'm gonna piss me off, bro. Just you probably should go. Yeah, so he fucked, you ain't gonna fucking do shit, dude. I fucking was decent away, probably six feet away from his car, right? Yeah, so I started walking towards this thing, and you've seen he must have had a standard, yeah. So he tried to like gun it because I was going to the car. Yeah, and he fucking he slipped, and I thought instead of trying to pull him, I just fucking swung in the car, dude. Yeah, but when I fucking was swinging, he was rolling the window up, dude. Oh so like I clipped the top of the window and the fucking his forehead. Oh shit and I like cracked the window. Yeah, when I pulled my hand out, bro, it was all pouring blood. I was dripping in the road. Did you hit like an artery? I no, I must have probably made the capulars or your knuckles, yeah. But I was just fucking, it was pouring. Yeah, because when I hit it hit the fucking metal of the top part of the thing, and the rest of the hand hit the window, but it went through. Yeah, and it popped them in the fucking forehead. So I think either when I either when I went in and when I pulled my arm out, something like literally sliced up my hand, dude. And he peeled off. But like, dude, what why are you talking shit? Did you know him? No, he I think he it was a Friday night, he was probably fucked up too. But he was talking shit. But we weren't walking in the middle of the road, bro. We were talking near the curve, dude. We don't walk in the middle of shit like hood, hoodless. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're up the side of the street, yeah. And he fucking wanted to talk shit. But that that's what a lot of times what's frustrating with people, yeah, because you fucking so you're gonna test the wrong one sooner or later, dude. Yeah, and it happens to everybody. I did it, yeah. I talk mad shit to Williams in the military, bro. I used to think I can get away with saying the N-word to him and talking bad shit. You fucking bitch is a fucking fat pig, motherfucker, like and it would be all fun and games and joking and shit. And then one day he was like, Enough of that shit. Yeah, and I fucking said shit again. He goes, I'm fucking warning you, bro. Enough of that shit. Yeah, and I said something again because he always let me get away with it, right? And then I kept going, and then it got fucking a little bit later in the night, and he was like, Bro, I'm telling you one more time, dude, yeah, and I'm gonna fuck you up. Yeah, and I fucking laughed at him. I was like, Yeah, whatever, bro. That's why you fucking got calluses on your knuckles, bitch. Yeah, uh, because he was a black dude, yeah. Dude, it wasn't like I turned my looked away. I was standing right there, and that dude straight up busted me straight in my fucking face, dude. Yeah, put my teeth through my bottom lip, bam, bust me in the mouth. But you want to know what's it? It's one of the things that that that's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_01Right, is like over text, he'll let me not let me well up like I was saying, the racial humor shit, right? I'll be like, you black motherfucker or some shit, right? Some shit like that, right? If I say it to his face, he gets upset. Yeah, and I'm like, yo, I'm like, you can't have it both ways, bro. Either we have that kind of friendship or we don't. I'm fine if we don't.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01But you can't give me these mixable kind of fucking things where you can't do both. That's what I mean. Yeah, you can't do it. Over text, it can't be okay, but then I say it to your face and you want to beat me up.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, it can't be a double standard, because then you don't know how to deal with them.
SPEAKER_01Right. So it's gotta be like one, bro.
SPEAKER_00It makes you it makes you not really want to say anything. Yeah. Because you don't want to be like, I don't want to make you mad.
SPEAKER_01Right. So it's like, you know, like I consider my brother, yo. Like, you know what I mean? Like, if we don't if i if if that offends him, then that's fine. And then I know how to deal with you.
SPEAKER_00Or is this fucking comment gonna make a man? Should I even say it? When you start hesitating what to say around people, you just stop saying shit. Yeah, and I don't want us to have that kind of friend.
SPEAKER_01I want us to be clear about where we stand, bro. Yeah, no, you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it's fucked up. But yeah, I mean, fucking, I don't know, dude. Like, I've had a lot of I've had a lot of friends.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it's you know, like that I fucking I can you know, as long as I know the rules to the game, I can play.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01You know what I mean? But you can't have me out here drowning and shit, and then all of a sudden you switch the fucking rules. Yeah, no shit. You know what I mean? Like, you gotta be consistent with it. Either we have that kind of friendship or we don't. And like I said, I'm good with either one. Yeah, but you gotta let me know.
SPEAKER_00You're right, because I had some black friends that didn't have no issue of being like, what's good, my nigga. Right. And I have other ones who would be like, yo, just don't say that shit around me. Right. And then the ones I just won't, yeah. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_02Like, yeah.
SPEAKER_00And I because I'll I respect the boundary. You know what I'm saying? I know it's gonna offend you and make you mad, so I'm just not gonna say and do that thing. Yeah, and other people just fucking the mixed signals would be frustrating. Yeah, I wouldn't be mad, but I would be frustrated. Yeah, super frustrated for me.
SPEAKER_01Because you know, listen, it's like I want to have the freedom to have our because most of our friendship is from text, because he drives a lot, you know, like he's not here all the time.
SPEAKER_00And he comes out well like once a year ish.
SPEAKER_01Like once or twice, something like that. You know, he'll have something in the area we'll hang out or whatever, you know. But like with most of our friendship being over text, I feel like that should translate to real life. Like if we're hanging out, you know. I mean, there shouldn't be like, you know, fucking like I can say it to you over text and you don't get offended, you laugh at it.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, you said ha ha ha ha hace in real life, you want to fucking be all mad. Right, yeah, I couldn't, yeah. That'd be frustrating. Yeah, it's kind of gotta be a one way or the other deal. It can't be the bullet.
SPEAKER_01Like I said, no, I'm good with either one. Yeah, you know, if if if if the black jokes piss them off, then I won't say them in front of you, bro. You know what I mean? But let's know.
SPEAKER_00I'll end here though, just to be honest about it. Like, I would gladly fucking I have enough decorum, dude, to know. Like, if I'm saying something that offends you, I'm not gonna continue to do it because that's right, I wouldn't want you to do it to me. Right. But like I couldn't I couldn't be in that gray area because then I'm just not really wanting to you at all. Right. Because if you know me and how I am, and the way I act and the way I say and do shit, and like me and you know me right now.
SPEAKER_01I think we talked about it last week to where if we fuck around with you, it's a source of love. That's how we were raised, to where you know if I break your balls, you know, there's not anything hateful about it. Yeah, yeah, it's just how we express love. Like me and you were cracking jokes and my mom fucking wake.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, no, and I think people didn't like it. I think I think Jill kind of got irritated because we laughed.
SPEAKER_01But that's just how we are, dude. That's how we get through shit, that's how we show love, this is how we express pain.
SPEAKER_02Joke our way through it.
SPEAKER_00Well, yeah, because nobody likes seeing kids cry. Yeah, true. Like, that's just a different you should have cried out. I do I couldn't because Joe I still haven't cried. Not to be an asshole. Like, I don't think he grasped the concept of how kind of in a way we were kind of raised in a way. Yeah, we were raised with toughness. We were raised in the era where if you cry you're a bitch.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Okay. It wasn't all this like express yourself and show a whole shit with the shit like it is now.
SPEAKER_00Like when when I have cried, I've cried alone. Yeah, right. In my room, or maybe around your mom, if it's bad enough.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00But like if for the most part, you I don't you don't catch me with the fucking weepies, dude. Yeah, I keep it to myself, bro. I've only seen you cry like in the house, like once.
SPEAKER_01Well, yeah, because I'm not sure if you were like when like thinking about poppy or something. Yeah, like some shit will get us, dude. I mean, we are human after all. You know, I'm not mean a fucking steal. Well, here's the thing. I'm not being like I did have emotions.
SPEAKER_00Well, but well it sounds messed up because I think that's really it sounds fucked up to put it in this context. That's literally, I think, the only thing that like when I do go through like that flood of fucking thinking about my dad shit, yeah, that really does get me. Yeah. Like almost every time.
SPEAKER_01The last thing that got me, I don't be 100%. Last thing that got me was this was Jordan in the fucking barque party lot. I got home and we argued, and I was she was like, I'll talk to you in a couple days. And I'm like, alright. And I'm like, fuck, dude. I'm like, what did I do wrong? Like, what the fuck, dude? Like that shit just I don't know. Like I one thing that always gets me though is feeling like I'm not valued. That shit will always get me. Because I do a lot for a lot of people, bro. You know, I'm always looking out, you know what I mean? Like, you know, and uh that shit, I don't know. I I think it comes from childhood, like like my mom didn't treat me like I mattered. Yeah, so when those feelings come up, that shit'll always get me, bro.
SPEAKER_00Well, you gotta go like I think I think and I'm gonna end my shit here because I got fucking house clean. Yeah, fucking. Dude, and but well the thing for me is like when your first memory is fucking smashing your face off the fucking concrete and fucking being told not to cry and then sit on a torch because they don't want blood in their house, yeah, to suck on twin pops until your mom came home and don't cry like a little bitch, and that's one of your core memories, like one of your first memories as a fucking kid, that kind of sticks. Yeah, you know what I mean? Right.
SPEAKER_01It sticks. Well, like like I said before on here, you know, and we'll end it because I know you got shit to do, but like your your personality is shaped by the time you're seven, bro. So when I was there then, when when I was going to therapy and I was connecting dots, and I'm like, yo, I'm like, so I really do act this way as an adult from the shit back then. It's always until you confront it and you get through it, it's gonna stay that way, bro.
SPEAKER_00Well, I mean, you gotta think, dude, like like I said, and I know I keep saying I'm gonna end it here, but like, yeah, there's certain things that resonate too. Yeah, like like my dad would fucking slap the fucking shit out of us, dude, right? Yeah, and then make us stand in front of him, hitting us mad hard, not a little, dude, like man hit. Yeah, and it's like man to man, and it stands you in front of him and look you in the face and use these exact words, dude. Yeah, drop one fucking tear, yeah, and I'm gonna give you a reason to cry. You already did.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00You just fucking punch me in my back and backhanded me with a handful of rings and told me not to cry.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, right, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00And and if and not to be fucked up, like if you drop the tear from the pain, not because your feelings were hurt, he's gonna whoop your ass again. Yeah, so then you see why when like I don't react to when I like whack my fucking feet off shit. Yeah, and fucking. I just say ah fuck because I respect it. It's about it. It's about it's the surprise. It's the surprise, not the right. Right, yeah, yeah. It's the shock of oh shit, it whacked my fucking armor. Right, yeah. Dude, I'll put it this way. I cut a quarter of my thumb off. Yeah, I taped it with fucking tape, put three rubber gloves on, and finished my shift, then went to urgent care afterward, and I needed 12 stitches, and I worked an eight-hour shift with a half-cut-off thumb.
SPEAKER_01Look at look at when I stabbed myself cooking. Yeah. I didn't panic at all that I left the knife in. What the hell did that happen? When I was living in the middle's. Yeah, when you was living in the middle. Yeah, I was cut myself. I had a fucking knife hang sticking on my. I was the reason the only reason I called that at one is because there was no blood, and I know when they say if there's no blood, you really gotta work right. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Way too deep. Right. That they tell you if it's too deep, not to take it out either. Right.
SPEAKER_01So I'm sitting there, I'm like, oh fuck, dude. I think I fucked. Because stupid fucking me, I'm trying to cut. I forget I forgot what I was trying to cut. No, I was trying to cut something in the middle. I was trying to cut in the middle of something. And fucking all of a sudden, I'm cutting all of a sudden it went whoop, slipped past the fucking meat and went right here, dude. Yeah, right fucking the web thing. Right in the web of my foot, yeah, dude. And fuck it, dude. So I pay could I was expecting blood to score everywhere. There was no blood. The whole reason I called my one, I'm like, oh fuck, dude. They always say if there's no blood.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it's bad. Yeah, it's bad.
SPEAKER_01It's meat internal shit or bleeding inside. But they came there like, nah, you're good, dude. I'm like, if it was anywhere else but the web, yeah.
SPEAKER_00If you would have got the meat, that was really bad. Yeah, and I'm looking at a group.
SPEAKER_01Well, no, I actually you can see you can see if you notice the difference, yeah. You can see where the knife plunged in, and like there's like for example, if you look at my thumbs, look, that whole corner of the thumbs up.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, look, yeah, it's gone. I cut it right the fuck off. Yeah, and I finished an AR shift. You can see it if you look at the thumbs. The whole corner's missing. Compared to the other one, yeah. But yeah, dude, this was a good one. I can't wait to do a Saturday one, it's gonna be fun. Yeah, all right, gang. All right, man. Enjoyed it. Peace out, suckers.
