Near(l)y Insane
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Alright. Welcome everybody to a brand new episode of Nearly Insane. Aw shit. Oh snap.
SPEAKER_04We're back. We're back. I'm a ch date change again. Whoop whoop.
SPEAKER_02Well, it might be a schedule change, right? It is a schedule change. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04And if she gets this other fucking job, it'll be another fucking schedule change. Well, she'll be the same schedule as me.
SPEAKER_02We're gonna try to do we're gonna try to do the one on Sunday and release it Sunday, but then maybe throughout the week. You know what we used.
SPEAKER_04Remember what we used to do? When we were like bored, we just fucking make one and save it. Yeah, it's what I mean. So like if we had something to do, we put it out, yeah. We need just to have it. Have like one on one on hold. I ain't against that. Nah. But like, yeah, okay, you know when summer comes, we're all gonna want to sit shit's gonna come up. We both want to find out.
SPEAKER_02We're gonna have to record like two in two in two days or two in one. Yeah. Cause I think two in one session is too draining.
SPEAKER_04It is because you run out of shit.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, and then tomorrow something will hit you in the show.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I think that's the problem. Because we wing it and we don't structure shit.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Like to do two episodes back to back and be nearly impossible.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Really? Nearly fucking impossible.
SPEAKER_02Well, my schedule change goes into effect tomorrow officially.
SPEAKER_04Well, it's it's funny because um fucking they pulled me aside in my job and fucking told me that um they put in my position change on Friday.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_04But I guess the catch is is that I gotta stay in my role that I'm in now until they hire somebody for it. Oh so I'm gonna get I'm gonna I'm gonna get the rate of pay for one job for doing the other job. So I'm gonna be getting the 23 an hour for doing the job as well.
SPEAKER_02How long do you think it's gonna take them to hire somebody else?
SPEAKER_04They're slow, bro. At least six weeks. I'd say at least into July. Well, you gotta think, because they want the way the way they work it is like they gotta go through the hiring process, you know, so that's the drug screen, the background check, yeah, fucking all that bullshit, then the interview process, then the offer sheet. Yeah, and then you gotta accept the offer sheet, then they gotta set up a start date, and then they like you to do a two-week training before you're off on your own. So you gotta think if that one process takes about three weeks to a month, yeah, and then the two-week training, you're looking into probably into July. But the goal is, dude, they told me nobody applies for those positions. So yeah, I remember you telling me that, like, well, the way they phrase it. I was telling them again, too, too.
SPEAKER_02I was like, yo, you know you can't make it seem like they they gotta be certified to get hired.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, that's too, and you can look up even the youth peer youth one that's up there now. Yeah, every super similar. Yeah, you know, have fucking experience with youth crisis, blah blah blah. Yeah, who the fuck has that?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04I mean, not to be an asshole. Unless you're yeah, unless you're you're a tortured soul. Well, that that or what yeah, but I think what they mean by it is why I think the context matters here. Yeah, is like if you're a parent, all kids go through shit, you know, be like, you know, we prefer, like, you know, a parental person. Right. But try to re-word it. Yeah. Because this is why we didn't have a youth peer, dude, from fucking December till fucking last week.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Because they were getting nobody to apply, and the people that were applying, the process is so slow, they were finding other jobs before we could hire it.
SPEAKER_02I can't fault no one for doing that.
SPEAKER_04It's funny, dude. A girl you know fucking is does that job now. Bailey. Bailey. She said you tried to get her to act in the fucking in the fucking um the fucking the fucking Star Hill fucking.
SPEAKER_02Fuck with Bailey, bro. She's a good chick. I worked with her at the bank.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, she's fucking, she's the youth peer now.
SPEAKER_02Oh, word. Last I heard, she was working on like Starbucks or some shit.
SPEAKER_04No, she dude, she went, no, it's funny, she said she was at Walmart. Uh-huh. She went, she went, she went to Verizon. Well, yeah, yeah, Walmart, then Verizon. And then fucking she went from Verizon back to Walmart. Yeah. Because they gave her a supervisory job and she thought it was gonna be more money, but they kept it the same. Fuck that. So then she then she applied. And then and then they she applied for us and we hired her. But I'm trying I'm the one training her because the fucking the Hannah girl only works two days a week. So like I'm in charge of fucking training this girl.
SPEAKER_00Right.
SPEAKER_04So like I'm bringing her out on my fucking things. I'm introducing her to like the family's kids and shit. Yeah. Because she's gonna be the youth person. So it works.
SPEAKER_02I think I think she'd be good for it because she got mad pets. Yeah, she's we got like snakes and they well, they it's funny to me brought that up.
SPEAKER_04Listen, all right, I can't say the name, but it's a story from work. Yeah, it's what I came into on Wednesday, bro. I never fucking laughed so hard in my fucking life. Yeah, so I come in the door, and usually it's empty, bro. Like me, one of my bosses, and like Charlie Rose. That's it. And everyone else starts piling in as the table's like 8:39. Yeah, slowly dwindling into work. Yeah, I pulled up in the parking lot, bro, and like everybody was there, dude. Yeah, I'm like, this is something's something happened. Yeah, right, yeah. I'm nosy, bro. Yeah, I need to I need to come into work. Yeah, so I fucking went in, I punched in like fucking 20 minutes early, and I'm in and all of a sudden I hear fucking Janae, my supervisor fucking like being mad loud in the back. Yeah, what the fuck? So I'm standing there, and all of a sudden I keep hearing something like the meth witch and shit, dude. And I'm like, what's the meth witch? Meth witch. Yeah, so yeah, so I'm listening, dude. Right? Sound like a fucking BW. So I'm gonna tell you this. I guess this happened in Rome. Yeah, and I'm gonna tell you the story. Shit made the news and everything. Really? Like, she got there's a mug shot on fucking WKTV. Oh my god, shit's bad, bro. Wow, think I think I was my one of my people got to me. Yeah, Charlie Rose's person. Yeah, I'll probably wind up with her because I'm in the department, so I'll probably wanna put the mess witch. Yeah, all right. So listen to what happens, dude. Is she like a witch wish? She's literally a witch. She like puts she supposedly puts curses on people. Oh fuck. Yeah, she's oh Jesus. And she's puts a fucking weird snakes or voodoo and shit, dude.
SPEAKER_00Like, yeah.
SPEAKER_04So I go in, so I'm listening, dude. And then she starts from the beginning, she's like, I know you're gonna want to hear it, Sean, so I'll just fucking start over. Yeah, right. So she goes, I'm gonna read the text, and she's reading the text or whatever. She goes, but I'm gonna tell you what I heard afterwards. So all right. She goes, There was a domestic violence call at the fucking apartment that this the meth witch lived at.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_04So the cops came and it had nothing to do with her. Yeah. The cops came, dude, and she like had a freak out, dude. Like a schizophrenic freak. Yeah, right, right. She came out, bro. Yeah. Screaming and yelling and fucking throwing shit and fucking having a quick freak out. And the cops fucking told her to go in her apartment and calm down, bro, right? Yeah. Everything like I got settled down, and fucking she came back out in the hall, bro, with a lighter, dude. And she turned the gas on on her stove, dude. Oh my god. What the fuck? They had to tackle that bitch. What in the hall, dude? And fucking the restaurant's dragging her out of the house. They should go back into the apartment after they detained her, bro. She had every single one of her burners on.
unknownShh.
SPEAKER_04What the fuck, dude. She wanted the they asked her why. She was like, she wanted the cops out of her apartment. Well, she would blow the whole place up to have them there. With herself included. Yeah, yeah. What the fuck? So after, I guess they turned the gas off, they go check her house, right? She has two completely emaciated dogs, a dead cat on the floor. Oh my god. A starved cat, but a nice big fat, juicy snake. Like it's fed and fad and fat. Yeah. So Bailey took the snake. They sent her out to Rome on Friday to go grab it. Yeah. So she took the snake. But yeah, meth witch tried to blow her fucking apartment up, bro. But that's what I mean. I try to tell people about our job. Yeah. Dude, don't get me wrong. We do have some very calm days in a row. Yeah. We don't really get some craziness going on. Yeah. But when it goes sideways, dude, it's bad. Yeah. It's really bad. Yeah. Like you're just like, I'm gonna get paid enough for this shit. Right. Like, I gotta go to fucking the county jail and fucking. I gotta fucking deal with fucking CPS people and DSS people and food stamps and probation and parole officers, and next thing you're all you're all over the fucking place. School districts, and when it gets bad, it gets bad. So fucking like I'm grateful, dude, that like I'm transferring departments and it's a lot more docile, but yeah, they're a paid service, so they're like, Sean, you gotta keep the notes on point, son. Yeah, like we we bill Medicaid and they're gonna look at your shit. Because the way treatment permits works, you gotta go in, you gotta count the meds every week. Not make sure they're taking the meds, you count them.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, right.
SPEAKER_04I don't care if they flush them. So they'll set it straight up. We cannot make them take meds. True, true. They're like, but when we count them, we see something off. We gotta tell them you're obviously not taking your medication. Right. You know what I'm saying? Right. But like, whatever they do, if the numbers add up, that's all we say. We went to so-and-so, you know, brought them to Walmart, brought them shopping, counted their medication, medication was accurate with the numbers, blah blah blah, end of story. Yeah, but it's a certain system you gotta learn to use and all this other bullshit. But like, it's gonna be a good change, bro. But I'm not gonna lie, dude, like fucking my homegirl Hannah and Gina, even though I'm really not a fan of that lady, yeah. Like, I do a fan, I do feel like I'm jumping ship. I do feel bad. Yeah, because we are a very good team, bro. But like, I can't make it any more clear, dude. All you have to do is give me $21 an hour. Yeah. That's really all you had to do. Yeah, like that's that's all when they fucking when I realized what they did is what they did, is when I got pissed. You know, like you purposely gave me a raise at my six-month review, knowing that I was gonna have to wait a year to get eligible to be eligible for another raise when everyone in that building was completely aware, dude, that I was literally about three weeks from my professional license where you would have had to give me the 21. So you purposely gave me a bullshit raise at my six months, knowing that you were gonna get max max money out of me for West Pay. So once I figured that shit out, I was like, Yeah, dude, you're gonna have to give me the 21 or I'm gonna transfer out. Yeah, and they didn't believe me, so I did. Yeah, like like but I had no choice to pull that.
SPEAKER_02Bailey's good shit. Remember when I had that frog? I had him for like a couple days somehow. I don't know if he got he escaped from like a crack in the wall. I don't know what the fuck he did, bro. But I had him at work. I and um Yeah, I remember you had the frog, it disappeared, didn't it? Yeah, after like two or three days. Yeah, remember it was like on the wall and shit. Yeah, I have a video of him jumping on the wall, dude. So I was we were outside smoking, and Bailey was out there. I was like, yo, I said I got a frog, bro. You want to see it? Because I knew she was in like reptiles and shit. She was like, Yeah, let me see. She was like, Oh, she liked the frog. I was like, What'd you name him? I said I name him Phil. Phil the frog. And she just started dying because that's her dad's name. But nah, she's she's always been good people, bro. She's good shit.
SPEAKER_04But I think it's funny, some of the shit she does fucking talk about. She's like, Yes, she knows I was a blonde. And I'm like, Yeah, I figured anyone who has black hair like that was a blonde. She's had all types of hairstyles. But it's black.
SPEAKER_00Is it?
SPEAKER_04It's like fucking jack blonde. And it's black, black. She's like, Yeah, you can tell like you should be a blonde. I was like, Yeah, anybody who dies a hair completely black like that is blonde.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, right. Yeah. Kind of like how when we were fucking doing our beards and Scott would call us black Jack Mulligan. Yeah, black Jack Mulligan.
SPEAKER_04Scott, they always be coming up with some dumb shit. You'll notice when he does come up with shit, it's always something to do with wrestling. Yeah. Black Jack Mulligan. Black Jack Mulligan. I watched the fucking that fucking behind the behind the dark ring, or what the fuck it's called. Behind the ring, or what the fuck it's called there. Dark side of the ring?
SPEAKER_02Oh, yo, that dude died, bro. The uh director last week.
SPEAKER_04Well, yeah, I think you're Dark Side of the Ring, or I watched the one in the Billy Jack Hayes. Oh, there you go. Like buried his wife or something.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, bro. Wrestling got some dark fucking history to it.
SPEAKER_04Well, yeah, you get slammed on your head for 20 fucking years, you go crazy.
SPEAKER_02Not only that, just like the bodily pain. Because yo, they they say that like when you're out for injury, it takes you like a month or two to get your body calloused enough to take those bumps again, bro.
SPEAKER_04Oh, yeah, that's why you gotta constantly fucking be doing it.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, right.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, so when they're out for like a year, yeah, yeah. Hitting that fucking mat, probably like you slammed on the road, dude.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, for real. I used to think that shit had like a give, like a bounce until fucking they showed like the underneath of the ring. It's like fucking like cardboard, not cardboard, it's particle board particle board and fucking fours on it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, support it.
SPEAKER_04Jesus Christ. It's like plank wood. Yeah, and then they got fucking the particle board over it with a thin ass mat. Yeah, you see them mat would have cushions, they've got no cushions. It's squished a little bit when you see their feet, yeah. But you can tell, dude, like the only time you really see that mat bounce is when someone really legit gets fucking slammed into the yeah, like something like an avalanche thing off a top rope or some shit. Yeah, like a fucking massive power bomb from a guy. Yeah, it's like like when Otis got power bombs, yeah, right, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, well, it's just because you had a fucking four-pound guy, you got fucking. Yeah, exactly. Like the momentum, yeah, it's gonna have some give eventually. Like, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Fuck. But yeah, dude, they're that ring ain't giving. But that's why I used hear it all the time, too. Like any extended time off. Even dude, even like a couple months, even for the littlest shit, like a couple weeks, and they're back to eating rope burner because they ain't getting ropes on it. Like getting the rope marks on the back. Yeah when they weren't people wouldn't be ever be there. You'd never see them. Like if John Cena tried to do the ropes right now, he's back would be fucked up. Remember when he first came back? Yeah, dude, he looked like he got whipped.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and yo, all he did was just run the ropes. Yeah. His skin wasn't callous, dude.
SPEAKER_04I don't know. I sort of fucking that fucking MMA shit last night heard before shit.
SPEAKER_02That was fucking horrible. Man, a lot of people say there's there's some camera people.
SPEAKER_04That look like it would break like WWE.
SPEAKER_02Well, I was gonna say some camera people are saying that it was rigged, and another camp of people are saying, well, how did you expect it to go when Gina Carino hasn't been on the ring in fucking 17 years? You know what I mean? Yeah, it had to lose 100 pounds in seven months. Yeah, so like the way I look at it is like, yo, Rhonda, you know Rhonda stayed in shape.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, and like even when she had a baby, she was exercising.
SPEAKER_02Like, I think that bit still does like judo training fucking. Even if she doesn't have anything coming up, uh it's just something that she enjoys to do. So she just does it all the time. Yeah, like so I I could see either way, like 17 seconds is a little bit of a fucking extreme.
SPEAKER_04I even even if fucking Rhonda could have got could have got it out in that that short amount of time, I think she should at least milk it a little bit, dude.
SPEAKER_02That's what I mean.
SPEAKER_04Like, rumble around a little bit, give me a couple minutes, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Like, yo, you got 200, what, bill or 200 mil or some shit, or two billion or some shit for this thing?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, and dude, and do you see what she got paid for that 17 seconds?
SPEAKER_02It was like 105. No, what she got paid. Yeah, her just for her. 2.2 she got and then Gina got like 1.25 or something, right?
SPEAKER_04Yep, and Nate Diaz only got 500,000, and Gandu only got 1.5 million. The dude he beat up at 100k. That's fucking bullshit. Like, you know, he's gonna knock my head off. I'm not doing it for 100k. True. I'm not getting fucking knocked up with friends in Gandu for 100k, and you're gonna tax it, dude. Yeah, right, yeah. I'm gonna get 60 million. I'm not getting punched in the head that hard.
SPEAKER_02One positive to come from it is maybe it might like spark like a rival like promotion with some money behind it. Or has a competition then, yeah. You know what I mean? So we're like the fighters are getting paid properly. Because like Dana White, like, he has no excuse now, bro. You just signed a billion some odd deal with fucking Paramount, you got the money to go around, dude. You can pay these guys properly, dog.
SPEAKER_04Well, I was hearing that it's all been bullshit that I'm saying. That yeah, they were fairly paid for a amount of time, but once it blew up, I heard they were they they were compensated pretty fucking well, dude. Yeah, yeah, dude, but uh Nate Diaz said when he um when he did McGregor 2, yeah, he fucking cleared 10 million himself.
SPEAKER_02Oh shit. Oh fuck, okay.
SPEAKER_04So you can't complain. I mean, kind of like got like 40, but like you still got 10 mil, dude.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but you have to take into consideration like the people who ordered it ordered it for McGregor. You could have had McGregor fighting for some fucking slob.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02People still would have bought. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_04Like his name. But I I I would have expected Nate Diaz to get I mean, yeah, Nate Diaz to get paid more for two because he he beat him number one.
SPEAKER_02Right, yeah, true.
SPEAKER_04I didn't say he should have made more than McGregor, he should have made more money than ten. Yeah, if if Connor was getting 40 to 50, yeah, he should have been more close to 20. Yeah, not ten. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like it kind of fucked up. Like Perry, dude, that fuck guy's an animal, bro. I'd I'd pay him to fight anybody in the world. He seriously, he does it bare knuckle, he beats the fuck out of people. He does MMA. He does all that shit, dude. He's he is he's that fucking bare knuckle. He was a he was the bare knuckle champion, yeah. Yeah, dude. They did the when they did the um press conference afterward, yeah. Someone, some reporter was like said something shitty to Nate Diaz. Yeah, he was like, he was like, Do you understand that I was just in the ring with probably one of the most violent men in this sport to ever come in the ring? Dude, like I'd put him in I'd put him in UFC right now in that weight division and fuck your dog walk anybody walking ring. Right. And it's crazy because he wasn't that good when he wasn't in fucking UFC. I mean he went over to that bare knuckle shit and all of a sudden he turns into an animal.
SPEAKER_02The bare knuckle probably requires a hell of a lot more of fucking training and shit, dude. Like, you know, I understand the UFC gloves are padded, they're not crazy padded, but they are padded.
SPEAKER_04I don't think you can prepare yourself to get fucking punched in the fucking face with a bare fist. I don't think there's training in the world because you can't you can't train bare knuckle because you get punched in the fucking eye, yeah. You got a fight coming up, dude. You can't ten stitches in your face right and go into the fight. You can't train for that, dude. You can train for like the body and the cardio and the fucking, you know what I mean? And all these but the actual hit to the face, yeah. I mean, fucking, yeah, dude. I've seen some of them bare knuckles, I've lost seen dudes get fucked with one punch. What about that one shit, dude?
SPEAKER_02As soon as your face was all fucked up, dude. I give you one like I had a good time, but uh yeah. I definitely do it again.
SPEAKER_04She had a broken jaw, broken head. Yeah, I'll do it again. I'll never do this again. It was fun while I lasted, I guess. That's what I would say. Yeah. But like, yeah, you got these. I seen the one where I don't know who it was, dude, but fucking it was the fight just started, dude. They touched gloves and that fucking dude swung, bro. He whacked that dude in the fucking face, splattered his fucking nose. But it was flat to his fucking face. Like one punch, whack, and it was dude, was uh Josh, I'm not lying. It was straight flat to his fucking face. The dude crumpled in a ball, dude. That fight was over in probably three seconds, dude. They touched gloves, the dude swung, whack right the fucking nose, the dude fucked crumpled to the ground, it was over, dude. They stood him up and they wiped it, dude, and it was like it was like almost like a bulldog face. Oh my gosh. Flat to his fucking face, bro. As soon as he got hit, he crumpled like ball paper. That's how bad he got fucking.
SPEAKER_02There was there was another there was a boxing thing Friday night, I think it was. And this shit was the that shit was more stage in the Ronda and fucking uh Gina fucking fight. Did you think so? Bro! He fucking yo, he punched his guy. He punched him once, his guy fell on the ground. It wasn't even a hard punch, dude.
SPEAKER_04It looked like one of the ones where he just got clipped. Like he didn't get a full, he didn't get full contact punch in the face. I don't know, man. I want to see him. It sounded like dead. Oh, you have a shoulder. His eyes were wide open like he got knocked out. It looked like he hit him in the shoulder.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, the medics walked away because then he was fucking bullshit. And he hit him pretty hard, but he didn't really hit him in the face.
SPEAKER_04It doesn't, yeah.
SPEAKER_02It's just like the way he fell. Like he stepped back and then fell. Like what?
SPEAKER_04Like, I don't know, man. Well, the more and more I start thinking about a lot of this fucking a lot of the shit they consider fucking sporting. Fucking sport in order. It's not, bro. It almost seems like everything's just like fucking like fixed made up. It's actually something I was talking about yesterday.
SPEAKER_02Um like people wonder why the the the temperature of the country is what it is. Well, yo, you've taken everybody's trust from every institution in this society, and you've made it at such a small level to where they question fucking everything. Like and it's their own fault. It's their own fault.
SPEAKER_04Yes, they've gotten caught in so much bullshit in the last 20 years, and this Trump shit in the last 20 years, dude. They've gotten caught in so much lies about smoke and mirrors bullshit. Like, I'll be honest with you, dude. Like, I love hockey, right? Yeah, I'm fucking sorry. But if I've ever thought a fucking series of script in my life, that fucking piece of shit, Canadian Sabres one. I'm thinking that too. Looks looks like one of the most fucking hack fucking job, dude. Who the fuck? Alright. Let's be realistic here, dude. Hockey's been around a long motherfucking time, dude. A long fucking time. Talk what 40s probably 50s, right? Something like that, right? Hockey? At least 40s, 50s, I think.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Joshua. So you're trying to tell me in that amount of time, you're talking probably 80 years of hockey. And now all of a sudden in 2026, a team finally scores seven unanswered goals to win. Not only that, not only that fucking story.
SPEAKER_02Not only that, look at the game before. Fucking three to two in the first period. They were fucking like uh the Canadians were responding back and like within milliseconds.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, like 30 seconds later back.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, no. But you don't see that. There's a reason why you don't see that in hockey.
SPEAKER_04That it has to have to happen, dude. It's not supposed to.
SPEAKER_02They said it was like the first fucking game in playoff history where there was five balls in the first period and none of them were short-handed.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. They were all full strength. Yeah. And there was no, yeah, there were no power players. Everything was full strength to go.
SPEAKER_02There was no four on four.
SPEAKER_04There was no fucking, there's nothing. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know. All full strength. But you ever notice it. And you know another thing I noticed too is that when you go look and you go to bet on it, yeah. Like you look, dude, and you already know there's something going on. Because you you'll get like, you know, you go to the alternate options, yeah, yeah, right. Whatever it's selling like the next game.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Or you'll see like whatever.
SPEAKER_02Or you could you could like set your own spread. Yeah, no shit, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Another thing, well, the only thing I really noticed that will will scale on there, yeah, that will be like from game to game is the over-unders. Right, yeah. Now, because it was a high-scoring fucking game, right? Game sevens are they gonna give up fucking over under six? But no, what I'm gonna say, dude, I tell you right now, it's gonna be the over is gonna be six and a half. Any idiot who fucking takes is a retard.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_04It's gonna be one of those. If you want to bet if you bet that you can dude, I think 3-2, 3-1, you're not gonna see, you're gonna see a defensive battle and that fucking Du Bois guy is gonna be like a fucking concrete wall. And how much you want to bet, dude, the Canadians win that fucking series. I think so. Me and Scott were talking about this yesterday.
SPEAKER_02I think that looks like a complete fucking setup. I think the Canadians are the only ones who can take off the fucking the hurricanes.
SPEAKER_04Which is crazy because if you look at this series, if you just look at this series, as a whole, like based on the series before, this series specifically, yeah. The way the odds makers are making it look is Buffalo run the score up on them. They're scoring 7, 8, 6, 6, 6, 7, 8, 5 goals.
SPEAKER_02As good as the like, first of all, I think I think the Canadians match up better with the fucking hurricanes. But also from Buffalo's end, you're not playing the Canadians if you're fucking walking in the fucking Carolina.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Like, I just feel like those two type of teams don't fucking mesh well when it comes to a series. I think Carolina would smoke them.
SPEAKER_04You know, the thing with Carolina that fucking makes me think that if they're taking the fuck up this year, there's there's one only one real main reason. Yeah. Well, actually two, it's based on like how I see the team and I watch them play. Yeah. Number one, they can just straight up play fucking hockey. Yeah, they can pass the puck, they got fucking speed, they got great defensemen, dude. The defensemen shoot on goal, yeah. They're fucking goalies above average, dude. And them motherfuckers can play physical when they want to. They will fucking hit you and they will fucking hit you and they will hit you and they will hit you. Yeah, there's not many teams, dude, that are left that can do that.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, right.
SPEAKER_04You either got your finesse team or you got your physical team. You ain't got you ain't got team that's both, and they're both, dude. The way I see it is And that's their head coach, dude.
SPEAKER_02That's literally why. If it ends up Canadians and Hurricanes, give me the fucking gimme the Canadians and give me the avalanche for the fucking finals, bro.
SPEAKER_04See, I'm it's fucked up. I have a funny feeling that if I said they scripted it, dude, Carolina only loses one game the next series, dude. And they walk into the fucking cup playing the fucking Avalanche, and the average is gonna smoke that ass. They're gonna get humiliated.
SPEAKER_02There's this one coach out out in the West, I forget who it is. It's the one team they always match up with. I think it might have been the No, it wasn't the Ducks, because they're playing the fucking thing. It was whoever Montreal played in the first round. Or no, no, Colorado the first round.
SPEAKER_01Didn't they play the fucking Minif?
SPEAKER_02Oh, maybe, yeah. Well, it was it was a quote from last year, right? From last from last playoff uh from 2025. And one of the code it was after the series, they had like a uh you know, after the series interview with the guy, and he was like, I just hope we never match up in the first round with the Avalanche again because it's a waste of seven days. I mean it is, they're too fucking good, bro.
SPEAKER_04How did yeah, you know what's crazy? I don't understand how that team stays so good, but yet doesn't have a cup with that quarantine. I mean, it was it because Edmonton was good at that period of time, was fucking beating everybody or whatever it's like. Because I mean, if you look at back at the series, I don't believe fucking Kyle Oil was losing to the Oilers every fucking year, dude. Right. But I mean, I'm kind of so glad, dude, that neither fucking neither fucking the Panthers or the Lightning or the fucking Oilers this year. Because I'll put it right now, if any of them fucking three teams would have made it, I wouldn't have watched it all. No, because I'm sick of it, dude. I mean, really, I mean, I'll be honest, honest with you. Like, Connor McDavid, the guy deserves a fucking team and he doesn't have one. Well, they got rid of that Skinner goalie that fucked them last year.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04And the dude this year was so so much worse than you make it to the fucking the conference final. So where'd you upgrade? No, you didn't, and then you lost players from your starting roster last year. So you didn't even help the guy on that side, right? So you thought you helped with a goalie you didn't. Yeah, because you didn't progress in the fucking playoffs at all. One round. Maybe there's a ticket. Oh, we use the goalie. I think that's what they thought. And then what? And the the reason why fucking the penguins lost. You know who the goalie was? Fucking Skinner. That's fucking why fuck Philadelphia 1. That dude's a piece of shit.
SPEAKER_02I gotta say, he won game six. He was saving shit. He had no right saving.
SPEAKER_04Listen, it would be it would be hard. It would be hard for me to be a head coach in NHL to even make that dude my backup. He is it's weird. He seems like he's one of them guys, he's a regular season goalie. Is is Lion the fucking starter for you?
SPEAKER_02I love it because he's like nine foot tall. Yeah, he's fucking massive, dude. He takes up the whole deck. Yeah, I know. All he has to do is lay down. Yeah. You should give up fucking sex positions. Maybe on certain teams his size is a disadvantage. Like if you if if their strength is like pinpoint fucking or she to get him lagging one side of the net, dude.
SPEAKER_04A quick pass and leave him open on the other side.
SPEAKER_02Maybe that's his kryptonite, dude.
SPEAKER_04Well, it's I just think it's always fucked up that all these fucking boys wind up better when they leave us. Well, Carter Hart, his situation is a little different.
SPEAKER_02Well, he went to Vegas and did pretty fucking well. Well, yeah, but I mean, with the shit that was supposedly going on with him that eventually got like dismissed or whatever, with that chick saying that she he fucking raped her with like five other guys.
SPEAKER_04If you think that you think that's why the Flyers traded them or released them, yeah, of course, yo.
SPEAKER_02They didn't want the negative press, bro. What's it brought the bullies, dude? She bullies that chick in the bedroom, son. Don't extend a rape. But I mean, yo, but like it did it did get disproven, and then he was allowed back in the league. Yeah, DP, son.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Defensive penalty.
SPEAKER_04That's what I meant. No, I just it dude, it's so frustrating because I it it seems like just with my fucking teams, bro. Like, like I fucking have a fucking good player on my team, and next thing you know, he fucking we trade him and he gets released. Next thing you know, he said fuck Super Bowl. Yeah, it's like it's like what the fuck?
SPEAKER_02Same thing with me last year, Demarcus Lawrence. He was like, yo, he was like, Dallas is my home, but I know I'm never gonna win a fucking world championship here. Very next year, he's a fucking world champion. Right with the first time. Very next year, bro. Yeah.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_04I'm telling you right now, uh, it sounds fucked up. My prediction with that fucking team this year, the Seahawks, dude, not gonna be good, dude. No, they lost a lot of fucking players, bro. Yeah, there was a lot of free agents, dude, that wanted max money and they couldn't pay it and let him go. There's a lot of players, dude. You know that it's bad when one of your fucking like best fucking secondary players wind up in fucking Kansas City. You know the situation's bad financially. Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, Kansas City ain't got the cap spent.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, and you know what's fucking the homes contract. Yeah, I know. But he's also been playing, he's been doing like a Josh Allen deal.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_04And taking a lot on the back end to pay players now. So like he's taking a lot on the back end, which is a very smart thing to do if you have the money to move around.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Which smart thing to do if you want to win the team. But like, fucking, like, I don't know, man. I don't fucking understand. I don't fucking some sports dude like confuses me because I just get frustrated because someone just looks at fucking like it's like WWE. Especially NBA. Like, this fucking this whole fucking like it's all every same thing seems like it's a not scripted, but you assist it? You're you're told who's winning that game before we feel. Like Giants know when they're gonna upset somebody.
SPEAKER_00Right, yeah.
SPEAKER_04You're beating fucking Dallas this week, motherfucker. Have fun, right, boys. Enjoy it. It's gonna be the highlight of your year, it's gonna be week one. You know what I'm saying? Like sometimes I do believe that. Because where are most of your upsets in football generally? In the first like three, four weeks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02When we beat weeks up until like week seven, Vegas doesn't know how to add it. That's why I always have a win. Right. Yeah. The first the first extra by week twelve, they got the shot down to a science, bro.
SPEAKER_04I have not won. I I don't think I've won a dollar on football past week six in fucking like 10 years. Yeah.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_04Like it's like almost almost like from week one to like you're right, I'll push it to week seven. But after that, bro, it's like they have the numbers crunched to where dude you're not beating them, bro.
SPEAKER_02It's gonna be an outlier in luck.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Or it's gotta be such such like a fuck up on a ref's part to where they're like they can't call it back. Like, say, like, you know, okay, the score is 23-21, and there's a kickoff, and the guy just fucking like has a full like the part of like the red seat. Of course he's gonna run it in. Yeah, you can't you can't like do any. He didn't go near that sideline, there's nothing a ref can do. Yeah, like shit like that, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Sometimes shit happens, but like I said, that's what I mean. Fuck the numbers. It's either it's luck or fucking one-off. Yep. A scenario that was out of control, yep, to fucking can't fucking take it back, and you gotta give up some winnings. Dude, I think not to be an asshole, I win more betting on hockey than I do any other sport.
SPEAKER_02I think the interest in hockey, number one, I don't think hockey has the identity to be like a betting sport. I think that like hockey fans are just fans, they're like fans of their team. They don't throw money on it, do it too much, you know.
SPEAKER_04I think this year, the hockey season. Yeah. This year, I think I won around 1100.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but see, I went 273, 189. The market for people that bet on hockey is so low that they're not even gonna bother. I get it. Football is like their that's their fucking golden fucking goose, bro. Everyone bets on it. Right. Everyone bets on it.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah. But I I don't know, I don't understand. I just but you still think odds are fucking odds, right?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04That's when you think you're being played.
SPEAKER_02Right. Yeah. But see, hockey playoffs is different because they know playoffs, people are gonna bet more playoffs, and yeah, more people.
SPEAKER_04Did you? I bet the Flyers fucking to win fucking, I think, gain three, and then I bet fucking the Ducks to win that fucking game that night, too, and they both won. But like, I mean, but it's it's I just think it's weird. I just I'm just saying odds are odds, dude. Yeah, I don't care what sport it is or what the fuck you're doing. I mean, if you can master the NFL, you can master the NHL.
SPEAKER_02I feel like fucking my my main strategy when it comes to sports is I go, okay, I'm picking three locks, right, and an upset. I'll nail the upset on two of the locks, the other lock that's like inexplicable. Like, how the fuck did the Chiefs lose to like the Browns, for example? Yeah, two miss people or something or something. This could have been a fucking destruction. Like, what the fuck is going on? Didn't you cover? Yeah. Like, like, what the fuck? Like, like that one that fucked me this last year was you guys beating Green Bay. Yeah. Like, yo, Green Bay's coming hot as fuck, dude. There ain't no way. I don't think you guys had your starter starting quarterback with some backup fucking guy in there. We were we we were we and I'm going, how the fuck did the Browns beat the fucking Packers? And that was the one with two big spiel goals.
SPEAKER_04You want to know what was messed up? It's because everyone and their mother put their money in a fucking Green Bay. Yeah. And they were the and the and the fucking fix was in. Yep. Cleveland you're winning this game, boys.
SPEAKER_02Vegas goes, oh well, hey, we have a heavy fucking load on fucking.
SPEAKER_04Hey, Stefanski. Yeah. You better be able to party like it's fucking 1999. Yeah. You have to get this dub with a playoff team right now.
SPEAKER_02For real. And you know, another thing about it too, that me and you talked about it before. It rubs me the wrong way. I don't really watch SportsCenter or NFL Network or anything like that anymore. But when I do, and I turn on the fucking channel, I don't want to see Raiders plus 12 and a half. I don't want to see that. I want to be able to fucking it should be an underground thing that I have to hit my guy and be like, hey, yo, I want to place fucking, you know, at least it felt more natural then. Well, you gotta think too, dude. Like as soon as you got players getting in trouble, you're advertising the fucking service.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, dude, and dude, there's teams that are sponsored by this.
SPEAKER_02That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_04There's ads during the game. Yeah. There's ads at the stadium.
SPEAKER_02Dude, there's there's three game ads. Well, here's here's my free-way parlay for the day.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, that's what the fuck? Yeah, that's what I mean. Like, I I get oh fine, you legalize fuck gaming. That's fine, but you are right. I shouldn't I shouldn't be seeing fucking Buffalo plus five and a half on fucking on fucking ESPN T. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02It it ruins it to me, dude. And it makes me really think that like if if it's not like the business, dude, if it's not the league that networks are in it, somebody's in on it, dude. Somebody's somebody's making some bucks. And like, you know, I understand you're not supposed to bet on your own team, I get it, because that way, you know, you can miss you you can either underperform, you know, you like that one dude on the Falcons, he was like going down like five yards before the Fox.
SPEAKER_00Like that was obvious.
SPEAKER_02This guy, he's betting the under on himself. Obvious, dude. I get it. Yeah. You know, but like other shit, like say say you're out you're on the Falcons and you do a you do a parlay of fucking cowboys, Saints, Browns, and Flocking Chargers that has nothing to do with you. Leave that guy alone, bro.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, right. No shit. It got nothing to do with it, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Nothing he's doing is affecting the outcome of those games.
SPEAKER_04I think I think that there was a bug of boom for me with fucking like the football betting. And it was fucking, it was listen. I think it was one, dude. Yeah. Somehow Cleveland, they lost, but they covered, I think fucking um Baltimore brands brand brand somebody up, dude.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_04I got I I got the yards for fucking um I got the yards rushing for fucking King Henry. Yep. Right? Yeah. Bro, I had Matthew Stafford 250 passing with a touchdown. Which is like a gimme. Right? Like he got it. Yeah, oh. And I had a Puka Nakua touchdown. Yeah. Plus 75 yards, dude. Right? That dude was putting up a hundred every single week. Yeah. This motherfucker had 56 fucking receiving yards, dude, with one touchdown. How is it the whole ticket hits and then the one fucking time? Yeah. I bet the only time that season was the only fucking time, dude. And then they bet the hundred. Yeah, right. I went down on it.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you're being concerned.
SPEAKER_04I went down to plus seventy five, dude. Yeah, right. Hopefully, 56 in the tutty, dude. I'm like, I looked at the I looked at my DraftKings app and I go, I'm fucking done for the year.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_04That's fucking it. And then I I I remember I bet the fucking Green Bay playoff game. Yeah. And I fucking won that one, but that wasn't shit. I won like 80 bucks. Because I bet like the one game. Because I was terrified for the weekend. Because I thought I was going to ruin it. Yeah. Because it was a pretty good match that worked out with an AFC matchup.
SPEAKER_02And what's fucked up is like during the playoffs, they don't have the games going congruently. So you can't go out, fuck, yo, this other game's getting messy. I'm going to take my money and run. Yeah, you can't cash out, but you stop riding every game out.
SPEAKER_04Right. Yeah. Yeah. At least during the season, though, if they offer you a cash out. Yeah. There's one thing though. I'm not sure if you I don't know if you have or ever bet fucking hockey, but I'm gonna tell you something right now. You will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever see a cash out in hockey. Ever. Ever. Really? Ever. Wow. It stays suspended. Wow. So the games are out. Probably because they don't have their hands in it like they do with football. There's no cash outs. I've never, Joshua, I bet hockey religiously. Yeah. Never ever. And I'm checking the app all the time. And I'm checking the fucking scores and shit. I'm always on and never one time. Oh, I'm sorry. Before the game. Yeah. Before pup drop. It'll be like there's a cash out. $4.50.
SPEAKER_02Right, yeah, right. Yeah, the like under understanding. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04This would be like, no, I'm like iffy on this game, so yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. I'll never ever. Because Joshua, I had I had one one. And it was fucking one. I it was like 40 fucking five seconds left in a fucking game, right?
SPEAKER_04All I needed was the clock to run out. Yeah. I covered the minus one and a half. Yeah. Everything, all the other games that I bought, all green checked. Just wait for the clock to round. Never once offered me a cash out. Never one time. And I'm talking about from the beginning of that third trade of that game, in which all the other games being done.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_04In the beginning of the third, and that team was up by three that whole time. Never once was there a cash out. It gets to 45 seconds left in the game, right? They must have pulled their fucking goalie. Yep. With like 18 seconds left. What the fuck happens? They fucking score and I lose the whole fucking bet. Because they fucking minus one and a half and they scored a goal and they fucking win it by one. Do you think? With 18 fucking seconds left. No, because if they'd offered a cash out, bra would have took it.
SPEAKER_05Do you think if they were up by three, they would have offered a cash out or no? If they were up by three in the beginning of the third, they didn't. Oh shit. They scored down by two.
SPEAKER_04And then 45 seconds left, they were still down by two. They must have pulled the goalie with 18 to 17 seconds up, they scored an empty netter goal with an extra man. They scored a goal. And then it fucking then the game timed out and they only won by one.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_04It ruined the whole bet. That was a $380 win, dude. And they never offered me a fucking nickel that one time. That's the one thing about the NHL, bro. You will not get a cash out at all under any circumstances. Unless you get lucky and probably you did the minus one and a half, and you're fucking teams up by like fucking five. Yeah. You might be like, it's, you know, six minutes left in the third and be like, maybe we offer seven bucks. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like it'll stop us, it'll fucking stop us from taking the $200 balls. Yeah. Like, but fucking never ever, dude. But I'm telling you right now, I have a funny feeling, dude. Montreal's gonna fucking win that fucking game tomorrow, and it's gonna be a fucking under underscore, bet to under, you bet, bet to under, dude. I don't see if they if it's if it's six and a half, yeah, and you take the over, you're an idiot. Because you're not gonna be able to do it.
SPEAKER_02It's gonna be high because like you said, it's been based off the last game. Yeah. But you know, it's it's kind of just like baseball. We and Scott talked about that sometimes too. You'll see a team get completely fucking crushed fucking 10 to 2, right? Next game after, 3 to 1 pitchers do. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Every time. Like, what the fuck, dude? I'm telling you right now, it is gonna be a fucking goalie standoff. Yeah, it's gonna be 2-1, 3-1, 3-2. It's it's not going over six. Yeah, total goals to that game is not going over six. It's absolutely not. Yeah, anybody who takes over on that, you might as well just give them their money ahead of time. Because it's just fucking stupid.
SPEAKER_02But I mean Quincy, he's somewhat decent with college, but even college now with the NA and NIA and bullshit.
SPEAKER_04You don't really know, bro. Because you got teams that are fucking from fucking fucking shit, kicker USA, yeah, who got fucking three studs on their fucking team that you don't know about. Right. And you think Appalachia State is not gonna fucking beat fucking Florida. Yeah, and the next thing you know, dude, that they may not win, but they'll cover it, it'll be a fucking three-point game. And to them, that's a win. It should be. Yeah. You have no right in being in that game.
SPEAKER_02Well, that's one thing I like about how uh they do the fucking rankings. It's like if you're playing a team like that, you should have crushed and you beat them by fucking. You'll go down, dude. You're losing, you're losing fucking rank, bro.
SPEAKER_04For sure. You're losing rankings, you're going down for sure. Yeah, absolutely.
SPEAKER_02I mean, fucking, I mean, shit, man. Like so you said you see an obsession next weekend.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, we're me and K. I was just telling people we're doing date night.
SPEAKER_02I was just telling people, make sure you do it when you do it, because it's already hitting digital in two weeks. Really? Limited fucking theater run. And they wonder why. Why are they hitting fucking digital so fast? Yo, they wonder why uh well it's not 824, it's a neon movie, so I don't know. No, I'm talking about what app. Well, that's what I was saying. Fucking uh EHBO has the rights for neon. Let me see. Neon streaming rights instead. Because yeah, I read that fucking this morning. I was like, and I was like, you know, and they they got the ball to say people aren't going with well, you don't keep them at the theater. When I was younger, fucking Lion King was at the fucking theater for like three, four fucking months, dude. You had to wait like six, seven months to get the fucking shit at home.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. No, I I think certain movies should let go for at least a month. Should at least go for a month. I think it might be that movie app.
SPEAKER_02Oh nah, Hulu.
SPEAKER_04Oh really? Yeah. So fucking anyways, dude. I want to get on this because I thought this was pretty fucking funny. So I had my uh social security disability hearing on Monday, right? Yeah. So fucking I'm fucking talking to he's like, they go, Oh, they have to do the little bullshit. Oh, it's being recorded. You know, raise your right hand, bullshit on Zoom. Oh, you have to like go? Oh, that was a zoom thing. That was a zoom thing. So, like, whatever. So, like they're going through like my employment history or whatever, right? Yeah. And fucking the guy goes, Oh, goes, Oh, yeah, I he goes on just so you don't understand the reason why I'm going through like how far back your uh employment history he goes because um yeah we have to find A 12-month gap of employment.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_04And I go, You're never gonna find that.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_04He goes, Well, I go, You're never gonna find that. You go back to 2000, you're never gonna find that. Yeah, yeah, because you're always bouncing around. He was like, he was like, Well, what do you mean? And I was like, You're never gonna find a 12-month gap when I'm fucking not working, right? I go, I have fucking I live on my own. Yeah, I have children, right? Yeah, but I gotta provide for surviving. I don't understand where this fucking rule of you need some within a certain uh period of time, you have to have at least a 12-month gap of unemployment. I go, I go, I have kids to take care of. Yeah, I can't be unemployed. Right. I go, I don't understand how you can't just look at my work history and be like, yo, you worked everywhere else, you're almost out of places to be employed. And you said her there was a lady that was must listening to was like one of their fucking attorney people. Yeah, and she decided to chuckle. Yeah, and I was like, Well, I'm just being honest. I go, dude, I go, if that disqualifies me, we may as well just end yeah, the fucking hearing now, right? Right.
SPEAKER_02Two months there.
SPEAKER_04It because yeah, because one month here. Because that's what I said to him. I go, I go, I go, if that's like the criteria, we may as well be done. Yeah, I go, that means I got zero chance, dude. Right. You may as well just tell me I'm denied now, yeah, and we'll just move on. I'll go ahead and appeal again, anyways, just to waste everyone's time.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_04And he goes, You're doing this to waste people's time. I said, No, I feel like I'm I deserve it. Yeah, I've been on social security disability before. When I was on social security disability before was fucking certain certain mental health disabilities. I go, and if you look at my record of what my mental health disabilities are now, they're worse than what they were. You know what I'm saying? They're worse than what they were when I was given it in 2006. Yeah, right. So I'm trying not to understand, I'm trying to understand like where this magical 12-month rule came from. I go because before it used to be, you know, they gave you like a nine-month fucking like, you know, back to work program, and you can stay on your disability, but if you do a job past nine months, you can't.
SPEAKER_02When when when my mom had her first heart surgery, they had me on that uh it was like a uh state program or some shit for people that's going through shit with with like a loved one fucking going through something and I'm like your caretaker or whatever. Right? So in order to get on the fucking thing, well, I had the right to work the thing first. But they had gave me a fucking time frame. They're like, you have to get a job until uh you have you have to have a job by this point, and then my mom got sick, she went in the hospital. So they they granted me a fucking extension and I basically had to beg in this dude's office and be like, yo, my mom had a s you know, she was in a coma taking care of her, and he's like, I'll grant the extension just one last time.
SPEAKER_04Like they're doing you a favor.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, like fuck you, dude.
SPEAKER_04But but but no, just like I never understood how your mom could never get social security. I never understood that.
SPEAKER_02Because she gave up, that's why.
SPEAKER_04She had enough she had she had enough physical health shit wrong. Yeah, that's what I mean. Like they I heard straight up fucking type one diabetics kidding.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Like, yeah, dude.
SPEAKER_02But yeah, one thing I want to say about the obsession movie, I haven't had a movie stick like that with me. I knew it was gonna be fucked up.
SPEAKER_04Every time I'm more fucked up, every time a new trailer came out, I knew it was gonna be fucked up.
SPEAKER_02Bro, like the one thing that I liked is that it straight away's face, dude. It strayed away from what you think the trailer is. And I love that. I've always wanted to do that. I wanted to make a movie, but you don't you don't want to play with people too much to where you're like, you know, I'm I'm walking to some action movie and it's a love movie.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_04But like, not I think I kind of got the idea where he made the wish and fucking whatever.
SPEAKER_02I mean, but the thing with the wish is like, yo, like the dude that wrote the movie was like, you know, like people are getting on the fucking the wish thing, the thing that he wrote the oh my god, the wish thing is so evil. Nah, his wish was fucking evil. What the fuck you mean?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, for her to be obsessed with him, kinda, yeah.
SPEAKER_02So you're taking someone's fucking autonomy away, their their their whole personality, like she didn't like you, bro. But no, you're so selfish that you gotta make her fucking like you, and then like, like, you know, and it was like, you know, about it.
SPEAKER_04You know how many people do that in real life.
SPEAKER_02I'm saying, like, I really wish this would happen at first manner. I really wish, you know, why she was him. And there's there's there's like unseen consequences that come with that, and like to me, he was the villain of the fucking movie because before he put the curse on the bitch, she was a cool ass chick, bro.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I don't want to hear anybody, though.
SPEAKER_02No, I'm not gonna ruin it for you, but just based off the trailers, yeah, like you know, like I really appreciated that the trailers didn't give everything away.
SPEAKER_04I wanted to I wanted to see the movie for one reason, one reason only. The bitch's fuck creepy fuck facial expressions hadn't even.
SPEAKER_02Bro, I think she's the only one that they could have casted that could pull that off.
SPEAKER_04Hopefully, she's in more movies like that then.
SPEAKER_02Uh, this is her first horror movie. That bitch is 40. She was uh she was fucking they made that Superman spin-off. I thought she played like a fucking high school student. She did in in one shit. No, in this movie. Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. I thought it was a high school dude and a high school kid. Nah, well, they're like fresh out of high school. They're like trying to get college and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04She looks like she's 18.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, man. Yeah, but she was um, she also she was she did she did another role where people were like, yo, I'm surprised you didn't pay attention to her from here. She was on like uh Superman and Lois. She played Lois. Oh, yeah. I don't watch that CW bullshit. I don't know what the fuck y'all talking about, bro. But nah, this bitch, like hopefully, hopefully her phone's ringing off the hook for horror roles, bro. Because she'd be great in smile three.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Like, based off of just her face. There's not many women or actors these days because they'll get fucking Botox. There's not many fucking female actresses that can fucking like do facial acting because their face is all fucking plastic and they can't be able to do it.
SPEAKER_05She her face is what made me want to see the movie.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Yeah. She was great, dude. And and not, I'm I'm not taking anything like that.
SPEAKER_04I also don't want typecast either, even you know what I mean? Or because you can do this thing or you can or movie another man.
SPEAKER_02Nah, like to me, it showed like her acting ability. Like, I mean too. I hope she don't get typecast neither. But no, I think she found a little hope in the horror world. Like that for sure.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I can't wait to fuck this again. I was hyped as shit to see it. I'm fucking already not looking forward to talking this morning.
SPEAKER_01I'm gonna be a fucking thing.
SPEAKER_02It's not that I'm not looking forward to it. It's the same shit every fucking day anyway, but it's it's the fact that I'm going in at nine and getting out at 5 30 Monday through Friday. It's a shift that I wanted, don't get me wrong, it's just to take an adjustment period because I'm used to fucking a certain, you know.
SPEAKER_04Well, you gotta think, look what Cassie's schedule was. Her schedule was technically the weekend.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, right?
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Now it's fucking Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. It's completely flipped. Yeah. Or you went complete backwards. Was that by request or just if they finally fucking let her fucking pick her own fucking schedule? Because soon people came back. Nobody wanted to go.
SPEAKER_02Oh. Man, it's fucked up holding your whole uh uh uh workplace hostage because you don't want to fucking retire.
SPEAKER_04So they finally just fired her.
SPEAKER_02Really?
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Well, I mean, what the fuck, man? Joshua, she's fucking 82, she wouldn't quit. She she sat there and she mocked. That's all she did. Oh she didn't know how to use the register, she knew how to make fucking phones. She knew how to make an ice cream cover.
SPEAKER_02That's weaponized stupidity.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, is what that is. She dude she didn't know how you fucking auto machine, she know how to cash a meal for gas. Like she literally all she was empty trash cans, dude, in the fucking sweep and mop. No, and they and they felt so bad keeping they felt so bad to let her go, they just let her stay.
SPEAKER_05And then people started quitting, and they were like, everyone quit because of her. We've got to find a way to get rid of her, and then they get rid of her, and everyone came back. Now she's Cassie's got some more needs to take it back.
SPEAKER_02Well, you know, I mean, that's her fault. That's not Cassie's fault. Old ladies' fault.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, but dude. Here's one of those fucked up. Yeah. I think this is one of the shittiest things I've ever heard of any business do to anybody, bro. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04So they wanted to take okay with a plan. Yeah. We gotta fucking she ain't gonna quit, you know. Yeah, we gotta fire her, bro. She gotta be fired, right? So I guess one of the fucking owners came in and said fucking on Cassie's shift fire lady, right?
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_04And I guess they had pulled her aside, whatever, and fucking Cassie was with them or whatever, and the lady started kind of like breaking down to her, like, you know. You don't do you know, not fire never like saying shit like, oh, you know, don't you think it's time for you?
SPEAKER_02Right, like nudging her, yeah, right, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, you know, like why do you want to be out? We don't understand why you want to be at the store and blah blah blah blah. And like the fucking old lady started fucking freaking out and crying and yelling and shit. Really? Because she like knew shit is when you're fired. Well, yo, and like hold on, they didn't fire her, but this is what they did, dude. Yeah. So the fucking owner lady, bro, left. Dude.
SPEAKER_05Really? She fucking off and left. Yeah. Yo, she abandoned ship kit, and they made fucking casting fire. No way. I swear to god, dude. Wow. She left. She was like, Can you finish it? I can't do it. I can't do it. Well, then you shouldn't be a manager.
SPEAKER_04Owner.
SPEAKER_05Owner, whatever.
SPEAKER_04Yo, they made they made it's part of your responsibility. They made a part-time employee fucking fire that lady.
SPEAKER_05I'd be asking for a fucking raise, dude. Yo, listen, she came home feeling like straight shit.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, you passed that shit on to someone else, that's nothing to do with it.
SPEAKER_05She's like, you made me fucking fire a fucking linger citizen. Fucking she was mad as shit. Like, I I looked at her, I was like, yo, you better tell me about like a hundred dollar bonus or some shit. Dead ass, bro. Yes, gift cards, some shit, bro. Give me something. Because she really did come home and she sat in the cup. What happened? She was like, they fucking made me fire. No, they fucking didn't.
SPEAKER_02Can you imagine like the woman's fucking perspective, bro? Yo, listen, like, and yo, and I understand too that old people they keep jobs because it gives them a reason, it gives them a purpose, and shit like that. Go be a Walmart greeter, dude. Dude, someone said that.
SPEAKER_04Allowed us to be a Walmart greater. Like, oh, because she wants to be active. I'm like, yo, what mopping? Yeah, I mean who's like let's be real here, dude. Like, it is the worst part though, bro. And I think what this is why I think Cassie was fucked up by letting the lady go, like having the person let her go. Yeah, is because fucking Cassie was always cool with the lady. Yeah, she worked with her more than anybody else. And you put her in that position, bro, to fire that lady.
SPEAKER_02And now this fucking old lady, even though honestly, the old lady might have a suit on her hands because she didn't really get fired by management. Yeah, well, let's not tell her that. Well, I'm not, I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
SPEAKER_05But I mean, it makes sense to me.
SPEAKER_02Like, like if you fire me, then it's coming from my either my manager or above my manager. Yeah, no shit.
SPEAKER_04Not not my equal. Yeah, so fucking. Yeah, so fucking because fucking she's the one who did it, right? Yeah, fucking the fucking now the fucking the old lady fucking like really hates her jobs. But yo, see, here's a she won't come in the store now, and she talks shit to her.
SPEAKER_02But no, but like here's the thing that she has to understand, and and this is a conversation that should have come from ab from above. It's just business, and they put Cassie in a shirely shitty position to her that's not in her fucking job title. Yeah, I still my them were my exact words.
SPEAKER_04I go, You're not managing. Right, you're not a hire fire. No, that's the if that's the case, you then tell her you want to hire a couple people too. Yeah, I go, you better tell her I better be on salaried fucking raise, yeah. But yeah, I better be able to work my 25 hours a week but pay me for 40. Yeah. You should get out of the whole kitten caboodle, dude. Yeah. I go, you should be able to get every say-so you want. You just got put in a shitty position, dude. That ain't your job. I go, and it's fucked up, dude. You were talking to Zay. What are you guys talking about?
SPEAKER_01She's trying to get a haircut. I say and he's broke.
SPEAKER_04Don't tell him how fees. I did.
SPEAKER_02He's gotten way better. How did this kid detects no bills and left his girlfriend and works for I don't know, I don't I don't know if that's true or not, because now he's going back to calling him calling her his girlfriend. So I feel like he's stuck in this toxic fucking relationship thing. You that when you're stuck in a toxic relationship, you need to be a good thing.
SPEAKER_04No, that's not that toxic because he I when I talked to him, yeah, fucking not even the middle of this week, yeah, he was like, Oh, my mom said to go up there and grab my fish and my dog, and I can bring him here and blah blah blah blah blah and all that shit. So, bullshit, toxic my ass. He's shooting the steaks he wants to, then, because he's the one who straight up told me that his mom said he'd grab his fish, grab his dog, come down to her house.
SPEAKER_02That don't mean it's not a toxic relationship to where she makes him feel a certain way, you know, maybe another way. Then you want to know why? Because I've lived it too, so I can understand where he's coming from.
SPEAKER_04You want to know what then he needs to learn a fucking really, really, really valuable lesson, then, right? You ready what it is? Yeah, don't talk about relationship people then. Because now you know we want to do that.
SPEAKER_02Me and you've had that talk talk a lot. No one talks about the bad shit till it's over, and then you guys fix it, and then everybody you told the bad to has got a negative uh uh connotation about this person. Well, yeah, because you only shared the bad.
SPEAKER_04Well, I'm gonna tell you right now, because every time I fucking see this girl now, I'm gonna think of meth time. So that's just what it's gonna be. I heard she was on meth too. Dude, he told me straight up. Oh Kirsten fucking told him that fucking if she's still doing it, this is where she fucking hides her meth pipe. Yeah, and he fucking went right to the spot Kirsten said it was at, and he found it, and that shit was still warm. And he fucked up to her about it, and she snatched it out of his hand and brought it in the bathroom and smashed it and screamed at him and said, I can stop anytime I want. Yeah, okay. Famous words if you're choosing to stay with a meth head, dude, then you get whatever comes with it.
SPEAKER_02I mean, yo, I can actually speak to this uh to a T because Savannah was a meth head for a minute.
SPEAKER_04Joshua, I was married to a fucking alcoholic who would fucking drink till six in the morning when I beat people up when he woke up bringing kids to school. I know exactly what it's like, dude. Guess what I mean by toxic. That's what I mean by toxic.
SPEAKER_02Because sometimes you're accepting of it, and then other times they cross the line, you're just like, I'm with a fucking meth head. Yeah, and then sooner or later you fucking leave.
SPEAKER_04We both did.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. It's not like he's not out of the realm. What I'm saying, dude, is that what I'm saying is that he's gonna be stuck in this for years if it is a toxic relationship. Joshua, he's 22, he needs to leave now. But but you gotta understand that.
SPEAKER_04He's gonna waste all his good years as you're like this fucking right chick.
SPEAKER_02You're right, but you gotta understand from his perspective, he feels like the man because she's an older woman.
SPEAKER_04Uh, yeah.
SPEAKER_02And she feels like she's the woman because she's a younger man.
SPEAKER_04Bro, I disagree with that relationship from the jump, and it wasn't not even her age. Yeah, I told him straight up you are young and you're on the right track, and you're right, you know, get your own bullshit, one bedroom apartment, get on your own two feet. She you will have your own space, she gladly spends on it wherever she wants. Do not move in with that girl. Right. Date her as long as you want. Yeah. Do not move in with her. What the fuck she does two weeks later, gets an apartment, shows his keys off on two face. I've seen that, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_04So that's when it's hard when someone comes in and asks you for advice and you give it and you get spit in the face.
SPEAKER_02Well, and then the other part of it too is fucking that fucking uh what do you call it? The fucking uh um forget what I was fucking trying to go for here. But nah, there's like another layer to it too that I can't remember. Joshua. Oh no, um, you can have to put her on the lease. Like, like, like you were saying, you know, fucking I talked to him about that too. You know what he said?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, he's not on it. She's number one, and her d and and her and her dad fucking is the one who paid for everything for him to move in. He's he's secondary on the lease. He can call Lynn and get removed any time. She's primary. He can't get himself off now. Well, right, right, right. But he can't get her off. No, but he she his mom said he can move in and take the fish in the dog.
SPEAKER_02That's just some manipulation to get him back in the fucking house. I understand, but then they can't win. I know. That's what I mean. He put himself in a no-win situation. Oh, let's go to the meth head then. No, I mean, uh no option's better than the other.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, you know, you're right. A drunk fucking alcoholic with a fucking thief and fucking sister, or your meth head girlfriend with a fucking two baby daddies. Like, but who but again, who created it? Yeah, it's poor decision making, dude.
SPEAKER_02I understand you're young, bro, but think before you do shit. Just because you're young, that's the thing, is like young people think that because you're the because they're young, they got all the time to waste in the world and shit, bro. No, dude. Ain't shit guaranteed, though.
SPEAKER_04This is the whole problem with this whole fucked up relationship he's in. Yeah, and I said it to him. Obviously, dude, you have some type of issue with being in a relationship, bro. Yeah, because you went from one long term, oh that's what I was gonna fucking next girl, though.
SPEAKER_02That's what I was saying. You rolled right over to the next one. You didn't even take a break. That's what I was saying. He he didn't even give himself a chance to heal.
SPEAKER_04No, he went right to the next chick, and she's the stop gap. Right, she's the fill-in over my hurt feelings, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, because that girl was like his fiancee, yeah, fucking like three years, dude. Right, and I thought she had no teeth either, like fucking Savannah, but she has teeth. Fucking, I mean, but I'm just saying at the end of the day, dude, like think, bro. Like, and dude, there's so many, there's so many layers to that relationship. Yeah, that's what I mean. Kirsten's gonna get in the middle of it because that was Kirsten's friend first. Yep. She's gonna be mad at both of them because they don't spend time with her, they don't spend time with her, and Zay now is fucking in a relationship with her, so her friend's now not talking to her, and Zay ain't spending time with her because he spent time with her old friend.
SPEAKER_00Right.
SPEAKER_04So when Kirsten tells you shit when it comes to that relationship, you really shouldn't be believing her. Well, I mean And now here's the thing if you told her about the meth pipe and it was there, yeah. But what was the reason you're telling about the meth pipe? Well, I understand, but she was telling the truth though. I um fine. The reasoning matters to me, right? Well, yeah, yeah. That was to foil that fucking relationship because you disapproved because you lost a friend and your brother. But she cares that she smokes meth and she probably does the shit herself. Exactly. That's what I mean. So there was a reason for fine, but here's the thing Kirsten starts a fucking manipulator now. Okay, okay, now she gave him a tidbit of truth. Right.
SPEAKER_02Now he's gonna start believing her again. Exactly. That's what I was gonna say. Everything I was gonna say, because now, now, now that she has the fucking the currency of being like, Well, I told you the truth last time, why would I lie now? You know what I mean? Now you're stuck in her fucking manipulation too. Yep. And now how do you get out of it?
SPEAKER_04You know, you've got to be that shit.
SPEAKER_02The only no, the only true way out is to sever ties with everybody.
SPEAKER_04You know, I told them I I tried to tell them one time, I said I hate saying it, dude. But just because they're your blood doesn't mean they matter, man. It doesn't mean they give a shit. Bro, most of the people most of the stories I hear about against you, dude.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, most of the stories I hear about I hear about people getting fucked over. You're my family.
SPEAKER_01You're my cuz. Yeah, I would never do that to you, my brother. Yeah, dude, you're my you're my cousin. You don't know what I try to fuck your wife, dude. Yeah, you're my cuz. Yeah. But you know, your girlfriend just told me, you truck told me what a piece of shit I am, and I can be better than you. Yeah. But I mean, like, right now, I would make you better. Yeah, I can't be better to you. Because you can come up for a drink. Yeah, bring your girl, you can come try to sneak her in the bathroom, fuck her while you're not in the backyard and play with the fire. Like that, that's the shit that happens, dude. Yeah, because nine, you I don't give a fuck, bro.
SPEAKER_04It sounds fucked up. I would trust a fucking friend. Yeah, I was just about to say that. With my girlfriend or my wife, then my fucking relatives, dude. Yeah, because them are the fucking snakes in the grass that fucking always get too overly trusted, and that's why shit happens.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it's just like Feast. He was like, yo, he was like, I don't allow many people like around my wife. He's like, but if if my wife ever needs a ride anywhere, I know, I know I trust you enough that you wouldn't fucking pull some shit, you know what I mean? So, you know, like especially, I'm not trying to get too much into the business or anything, but like uh she had like the family member do some shit to her, you know what I mean? So family does not fucking matter, dude. If anything, if anything, the the the family member in question is looking for the opportunity to do it, do you and they know that they're most likely can because they have the unlimited trust in right?
SPEAKER_04He would never, she would never, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they do, and then you still ain't gonna believe it because you're like, yo, I would never believe in a million years. My aunt would do that, or my sister would do that, my brother would do that, or my brother would do that.
SPEAKER_02So you're you're it's it's like intentionally tossing away a relationship that could have been good. And fucking because you're taking the word human nature, yeah. I'm gonna trust my uncle over my fucking girlfriend. You know what I mean? Like you're gonna trust my fucking aunt over my girlfriend, whatever. That's what I mean.
SPEAKER_04Family are the ones, dude.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, dude.
SPEAKER_04I've had brothers should have fucked my girls before. I've had cousins should have fucked my girls before. But I can honestly say one thing I could honestly say never once I've had a friend do it. No, never one time, not one single time that goes Danny, Jay-Z, the Sprats that I knew, fucking John Barron, Joe, brother Joe, Steve, everybody. That's how I know that. One time of any any of my friends ever said to fuck my girl, my wife, ever. Never one time.
SPEAKER_02That's how I know that bald dude at the fire was on some bullshit because yo, you're supposed to be my friend, right? And like you said, you never expect it from a friend. You halfway expect it from family because they have the opportunity. Right, but nah, you're sitting in my backyard. I think we I think we view it that way because we've been through it. True.
SPEAKER_04I think normies would absolutely trust the family over the fucking friend. True. Opposites is because we've been through this bullshit. Justin tried to pull it on. My brother tried to pull it on me. He's probably tried to he's probably your uncle probably tried to pull it on you. I think he successfully pulled it on. Well, you get what I'm saying, though. Yeah, we've been done dirty by family members directly, so our views are a little skewed. But the normal person would absolutely trust the family over the friend. Right. You'd expect the friend to be like, Yeah, man, I get a chance to stuff in his girlfriend.
SPEAKER_02I mean, at the end of the day, I don't have no connection to this guy. Yeah, that's what I mean.
SPEAKER_04You know what I mean? Like, yeah, because most people would believe the family. We we we we we were raised by such fucking not give a fuck.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Individual loner type of personality.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_04Um, that fucking like it's just the way it just worked out. But for the most part, you're right. Like, it's always the it's the opposite. We think that way because we've been through it. Yeah, and it's fucked up. Yeah, because I mean, I think it's pretty shitty that like you can make a list of fucking family bridges who fuck people over, stealing shit and robbing shit, and yeah, roofing motherfuckers, yeah, trying to fucking talk shit talk you so they're fucking they can take your chick because they think they're better than you, they got a bigger dick than you and it can please you better, and yeah, they got a better job and they make more money, and I'm a pure piece of shit. And little do they know who's the piece of shit? You're the scumbag trying to steal someone's chick, scumbag bitch.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Meanwhile, you have a chick or a wife of your own.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, which I and I wouldn't fuck it because she's a fucking porpoise. You know what I'm saying? So, like, you're gonna win that battle because I don't fuck I won't fuck her to blow hole. Yeah, because half your fucking half your fucking chicks are fucking literally beached whales.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_04With large bank accounts. Nine times out of ten.
SPEAKER_00Yeah?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, that's fucking that's fun. Fucking it's fucking family fucked up. There's very few in like my family tree that's fucking trusty.
SPEAKER_02Nah, it's fucked up, bro. Like they say, that's the place you should look for guidance and fucking like good advice and not on this side of the fucking tree. You know?
SPEAKER_04Like, damn. Like I said, that's stand-up. My family tree is fucking rotten to the fucking roots. It's just what it is, bro. Like, I have more faith in family. I mean, I have more faith in friends, dude. Yeah, than I do fucking bro. It sounds fucked up, okay? Yeah, and this is a generalization because it's ain't pinpointing to targeting anybody. Yeah, but I think fucking like Jay-Z and Mary have done more for me in my life, dude, than like my mom and dad. Yeah, they like bought me a flight to go visit, and like they would buy all the shit when you went to the cookouts and then expect you to bring anything, and they'd have the beer, they'd give you a place to stay, and they wouldn't want you to drink and drive, and you spend the night, you'd have a room, and like, you know what I mean? Your family be like, You ain't crashing here. Right. Find somewhere else to go. I don't care if you gotta take a cab. You know what I'm saying? Like it's just it's it's just fucked up. I'm gonna end that shit there, because I need to take the fucking shower. I sweat to my fucking clean shit. All right, guys. That shit was fun, absolutely. Probably Wednesday, right? That's well.
