Rock of Ages

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SPEAKER_01 0:00

Alright, let's try. Yeah, I think we're good. Alright. See, it's not all fucking like Yeah, I see it. Half like like a deadbeat. Yeah. Like that heart me kind of fucking medical drama.

SPEAKER_00 0:11

Yeah, like you're trying to fucking necessitate the fucking person. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:15

That shit was flat, dude.

SPEAKER_00 0:16

It was, because it was dangling down the ground, so why?

SPEAKER_01 0:19

Alright, we fixed our audio. Alright. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 0:22

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_01 0:24

Alright. What happens to the hour? No shit. So are the days of our off.

SPEAKER_00 0:33

It's never not something. It's fucking me last name, bro. It's just it comes with the fucking it comes with the initial. It comes with the territory. It really does.

SPEAKER_01 0:41

Which is a rotten patch.

SPEAKER_00 0:43

No, dude, listen, I fucking swear to god, if I don't wind up in fucking you know, you know, the way I the way I've always looked at it, dude, like I should know that something bad is on the horizon. No, I no, I I knew it. Oh I just wasn't sure what it was gonna be. Oh like I had a fucking pretty good idea. I got a promotion that wasn't gonna stay happy times. Yeah, it's just fucking the way that shit works for me. It's always been that way. One good thing comes, a fucking a fucking tsunami comes afterward and tears it all back down to fucking rubble. It's just the way it fucking goes. You know what I'm saying? Like, people make mistakes, bro. I made a fucking big boo-boo. What the fuck ever. I can't fucking take it back. I apologize. If the person can't get over what I did, I don't know what else to say. Like, I don't I I can't be more upfront. Like I've been I was crystal clear, bro. Yeah, like not to be mean, I was crystal fucking clear. I completely understand if this is something you can't get over and you have to. I completely get it, dude. I won't even resist it, bro, because I fucked up. Yeah, I made a mistake, uh shit happens, you've done this shit before too, and then I hear, you know what I get though, Joshua. You want to know what I get? Yeah, why you bringing shit up from nine years ago? Yeah, but hold on. This may be a new occurrence for me, but then turns around and says, I shouldn't be bringing up what happened fucking nine years ago, but she's bringing up shit that I did 12 years ago. So how's that fucking fair, dude? You haven't changed, you did this fucking 12 years ago. Okay, well you did you did that more recently than me, yeah, but I can't bring up the fucking past, but you can. That's the problem, dude. Like somehow I'm now a gas lighter and fucking like I'm walking over the fucking can of gas kerosene. I would say that's a fucking wet with a fucking with a fucking with a goddamn fucking matchbook.

SPEAKER_01 2:28

I would say I would say that's that's the worst societal um effect of social media, widespread social media, is women getting access to psychological terms. And they're using them against men religiously, dude.

SPEAKER_00 2:45

Yeah, every fucking chance they give it. Yeah, dude. Every single man now, ladies, just so you know, every man now is a narcissist. Yes, that's every dude. That's a popular one, yeah. And we got a man a man telling you the truth now is gaslighting. You know what I'm saying? You guys gotta Google the fucking terminology, dude.

SPEAKER_01 3:05

Just I I I used to have a rule when I was when I was on TikTok a lot. If you hear some dude say it in their fucking in their front seat, or some chick even. If you if you hear anybody say anything in their front seat, you can't take it seriously, bro.

SPEAKER_00 3:22

I'll listen, I'll even I'll I'll put the whole fucking thing out there, but I don't even care because I'm mad about it.

SPEAKER_02 3:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:27

Alright. So for some unknown fucking reason, like she was like, something was off with you, and I fucking you were cooking dinner and I fucking grabbed your phone and went through your phone and bullshit, right? Now, first off, what I think is funny about that is that my phone is open access, yeah, but I don't even know your passcode. That's fucking weird. But you know, it's all me. It's all my fault. I did I do everything wrong, but I have no access to any of your shit. Nothing. I have no access to your phone, I don't know your fucking password, I don't know who you fucking talk to on a regular basis. God forbid if I ask who you're fucking talking to, you fucking tell me mind your fucking business. That's what I get. But I fucking I'm texting fucking Joshua, and I she asks me who I'm texting, and I say I'm texting fucking Joshua. She goes, It's probably your other bitch. I've been getting this before I did anything. Okay? Oh, really? So dude, she it's but yeah, that's why I don't she's mad because whatever, dude. You think for one second, bro, I don't know, retaliation's coming. Yeah, I don't even care, dude. Like, fuck the shit out of her, dude. Make her squirt and come, whatever you need to do. Just make sure I'm not babysitting when you do it. Make sure your brother's fucking the daycare. The only way I would be mad is if you went out and did shit. Well, I was fucking with your kid at home. You want to have your brother watch? You want some dude taking a pound town? Absolutely, dude. Go right ahead. Don't even fucking care. But the point is, dude, is like you grab my phone while I'm cooking dinner, somehow you find fucking you find all kinds of shit. Don't even know where you found it from. So you must know more about phones than me. Because she found fucking screenshots that I don't remember fucking taking.

SPEAKER_01 4:58

Hey, drunk maybe been did you drink recently?

SPEAKER_00 5:01

I know this is fucking probably so fucking old that I don't remember. Oh. So they had to have been saved in my screenshots thing in my gallery, whatever. So she found like fucking screenshots and shit. And uh fucking she found a titty pick. Yeah, which means nothing. I can right now, bro, dead ass, not lying. I could just fuck friend request mad girls on fucking Facebook and shit. And fucking one of them one of them accepts, talk to them for like a week or two, act like I'm fucking single, and I probably get a titty and a pussy pick. Yeah, so that right there, dude. Just because you had a titty pick, you're like, you cheated, you cheated more than once. No, I didn't, first off. I didn't even cheat the fuck first time because the message says I'm coming, right? Yeah. Did you see there was not no more of I'm here, or there was no follow-up of Danny, sucked the shit out of my dick, or your pussy was tight as fuck, we need to do it again. It ended at I'm coming. Did you show up? I no, dude, because I was fucking at work. Oh, okay, yeah, and I was going to, yeah, but they wouldn't approve me to leave because I had a training later in the day. So I couldn't go. I had a fucking mandatory training I had to fucking do that day.

SPEAKER_02 6:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 6:11

But I was completely honest when she found out about it, she goes, You fucking cheated. I go, No, I didn't.

SPEAKER_01 6:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:15

You cheated. No, I didn't. You cheated. No, I didn't. All right.

SPEAKER_01 6:18

Are you fighting her about your intent not being there?

SPEAKER_00 6:20

Listen, no. Okay. What I did was if you think by me having a tax correspondence with somebody about sexual activities, cheating, then I cheated. If that's what you want to fucking hear, yeah, then by all means, dude, like you probably have fun getting that bitch to work. Yeah. Yeah. It's fucking fight for your fuck fight for your fucking life. But um, so fucking I was like, depending on your terminology of fucking cheating, dude. Like, it's whatever, right?

SPEAKER_02 6:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:45

So she goes, just it make you cheat. And I go, if that's your terminology of cheating, fine. If me texting and sexting shit is cheating, by all means, dude, then I cheated. You know what I'm saying? I go, but I'm telling you right now, bro, I never I never showed up, I never pulled up, I never any of that shit.

SPEAKER_01 6:59

Yeah, but I'm saying though, you're not fighting around your intent to want to.

SPEAKER_00 7:02

No, okay, no, because my exact words then you didn't do anything wrong. My exact words.

SPEAKER_01 7:06

Well, you're honest about everything up front, so it didn't actually happen.

SPEAKER_00 7:08

I literally, yeah, I this I this is what I literally said. And I'm just just so everything was out in the open. My exact words were if they would have let me leave, I absolutely would have cheated on you. No doubt in my mind at all. One on 10% for sure, I would have done it. Yeah, no questions asked because I'm sick and tired of fucking being in my house, bro, feeling like I gotta shake a cup like the dude over on the fucking parkway, fucking panhandling for change to get a fucking fish sandwich from fucking McDonald's. That's how I feel like in my fucking house, dude. Like I literally, bro, ask. I have to ask for fucking sex, and I still get told no. It could be a day off where she's got nothing to do. I'm still told no.

SPEAKER_02 7:54

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_00 7:55

It's I think my period's coming. My stomach hurts. My this is going on. I had a long week. I have a lot of shit to do tomorrow. I want to rest. It's always just always some fucking reason, bro.

SPEAKER_01 8:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:05

So yeah, was the action wrong? Absolutely, dude. I should have just been like, you want to know what? If this is how it's gonna be, we should just split up, dude. Yeah, if this is how it's gonna be, bro, like there's gonna be no sexual activity in my home outside of me googling fucking videos on Pornhub, then there's what's the fucking point? You know what I mean? Yeah, so she wants to continue this fucking bullshit over fucking me being in a living room, bro. Not to be an asshole. She was three fucking rooms away, bro. Yeah, three rooms away. There's a fucking baby screaming, there's a TV on, and a tablet on fucking full blast, dude. She calls my name. I heard her say something. Yeah, I've like I heard a voice, yeah, and I go, hey babe, what's up? Anyway, she goes, never mind, I'm not gonna be a fucking parrot. Fucking repeat myself all fucking day long. I said, I didn't hear you, and I went to the fucking doorway, bro.

SPEAKER_01 8:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:59

And I go to the doorway and I go, What'd you say? She goes, never fucking mind. And then gets starts getting ready for fucking work, not speaking to nobody, dude. Not talking to fucking Quinn, not talking to fucking me. Gives the baby a kiss, leaves, and I'm like, she had forgotten something, so she came back in.

SPEAKER_02 9:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:15

And I go, I go, what the fuck did anybody what the fuck did anybody do to you?

SPEAKER_02 9:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:19

Nobody did anything to you today. You guys fucking walk around here like I don't fucking exist. I go, dude, I go, Quinn, uh I don't know. Me, I was in a fucking living room with mad noise, bro. Yeah, I heard my name, that's it. You didn't hear anything else.

SPEAKER_02 9:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:34

I go, I literally went to the doorway and asked you what you said. So now that doesn't matter because now Quinn ignored her after she thinks I did.

SPEAKER_02 9:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:41

Now it's this whole fucking thing. You know what I mean? So the way I'm looking at it, bro, is like you're gonna hold the fucking grudge fucking forever, dude. This is the way it's this is just the way it's gonna fucking be. And I'm and I won't nope. You got a fucking month to auto-correct. Like fucking work like type put up a work email. You got one month to fucking auto-correct. I may be wrong, but you might have to go, dude. Like, I'm not, I refuse, bro. I will not do that shit again. I will not get fucking I I do something wrong, and then all of a sudden I get my feet to the fire constantly having to apologize over the most minuscule shit because you don't want to make her mad. I'm not living like that, dude. Yeah, I fucked up. I said I was sorry, I I said it specifically in text and to her face. I understand if it's something you can't get over. What I did, I will not be mad if you leave. Yeah, I literally said them exact words. I would not be mad if you left because I understand. You feel like I cheated, that's fine. You want to go, you can fucking go. Nobody's stopping you. And she sat on my fucking couch being a miserable fucking asshole. And then fucking waits about an hour to finally be like, if I wanted to, I have money in the fucking bank to find my fucking own apartment right now. She was like, but I'm choosing you guys instead of leaving. And I fucking turned around and looked at, I said, I said, then fucking chill the fuck out then. Yeah, don't sit here and be like, I have this money to leave, dude. You know what makes no sense, bro? And this is God's honest truth for who listens. It's the most confusing shit I've ever heard in my life. Yeah, I'm baffled, bro. You want to talk about getting your head fucked with? This is fucking with someone's head, dude. Now, when she first fucking found out seeing this screenshot bullshit and fucking thinks I'm cheating things and said I was coming to some girl's house and blah blah blah, all this other shit. Okay, she was I knew something was off the night she found it. She like literally wasn't talking to me, bro. Like I went to bed, she stayed fucking up all night. Like it was weird, dude. Like when she came into bed, bro, I think my alarm went off like two hours later for me to get up. So she didn't like go to bed like 3 30 in the morning. Wow. So then all of a sudden, dude, she goes to bed, I leave, bring Quinn to school, go to work. And then probably about 12:30, she fucking calls. You no good cheating, scumbag, bitch. Oh, dude, bugging the fuck out, dude. And I'm trying to figure out like, okay, what did I do? Yeah, like I'm trying to be like, I don't fucking know what the fuck you're talking about because I'm fucking confused. You know what I mean? And I keep asking him, like, what are you fucking talking about? She was like, dude, she sends me everything in text screenshots and fucking pictures and shit, right? And uh, I was like fucking she got went into my fucking phone when I was cooking dinner. Oh, so she so she took the screenshots with her phone?

SPEAKER_01 12:22

No, she sent them to herself, dude. Oh, oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 12:25

She literally fucking sent them to her text. If you can see them when they come on my phone, it literally says it. Yeah, wifey sent to her. She sent them to herself, right? Right? So fucking I'm looking at them and I'm like, I'm like, oh, okay. I was like, but I never did anything. You know what I mean? She was like, it says you were fucking going and you were on your way, and you asked was over by a bar. And I go, yeah, because I was gonna leave work, dude. Yeah, I needed to know where the fuck I was going.

SPEAKER_02 12:49

Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_00 12:50

I go, she never gave me an address, bro.

SPEAKER_02 12:51

Right.

SPEAKER_00 12:52

I go, you can go through the screenshot and look at it. I didn't get an address, dude. I was told where to go and where to fuck pick you up at where you were gonna be. Yeah, I go, that's it. I go, and I was gonna go and I was gonna cheat because you're fucking don't give me none ever. Yeah, I go, so fucking yeah, I was gonna do it. I said they wouldn't let me leave, I had a training that day. I couldn't leave.

SPEAKER_01 13:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:10

Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. I said, how is it not good enough for me to look you in the face and say, I absolutely was gonna cheat on you?

SPEAKER_02 13:16

Yeah, for real.

SPEAKER_00 13:17

I may as well have. Yeah, if I'm literally looking you in the face saying I was going to.

SPEAKER_02 13:20

Right, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:21

I've literally and I and the reason why I said it the way I said it is because that's the only way to word it where it would be correct. Yeah, you know what I mean? Did you cheat on me? I didn't show up, but I was I was going to. You bet your ass, dude. Yeah, no doubt at all. No question. Did it let me walk out that door? Yep, I would have been balls deep in that bitch. Absolutely. Yep, correct. Would have been there. But you you wanna we we're not gonna play this fucking every other day attitude bullshit. We're not gonna play this fucking I'm good today, I'm bad tomorrow, we're good today, I'm bad tomorrow bullshit. You're either gonna fucking stay with a fucking shitty attitude and you can go. Or you can fucking literally do just keep it mellow, leave everyone, leave it with each other alone and fucking just move past the bullshit. There's only two ways to go around go about it, bro.

SPEAKER_01 14:07

Those are the only two. You either forgive it or you don't.

SPEAKER_00 14:10

Exactly. You're not gonna keep me and fucking limbo, bro. Right. Because I don't know how many times I've said it and fucking Quinn had to hear it too. I told her straight to her fucking face, if it's something you can't get over, you fucking need to let me know, because you do not have to fucking stay here. I completely understand that you think I fucking did you wrong, and then she's making it like this whole drastic thing. Yeah, like some of the things she says I get. You know what I mean? And then other things she says I don't understand. Like, she fucking said some what she said, what was how she worded it? Trying to make sure I worded it right. I fucking betrayed her and stabbed her in the back. Like, I get it. You intended to, but yeah, my intent was to betray the fuck out of you.

SPEAKER_01 14:52

Yeah, but you didn't.

SPEAKER_00 14:53

I absolutely I didn't follow through, but I was going to. So like I get okay, fine. I'll give you benefit of the doubt. Did I betray your trust? Yep. I broke that shit. Probably it's in a million pieces. I gotta, I gotta own that shit. Yeah, but what I don't understand, bro, is she's big on this whole to me all the time. Sean, you never take responsibility for shit. Sean, you don't take ownership for shit. Sean, you don't take responsibility for shit. Sean, you don't hold yourself accountable for shit. Okay, but I'm literally owning this shit, dude. Yeah, saying completely outright, I'm wrong. I shouldn't have did it. I should have came to you fucking first. I should have begged you harder for some ass, probably. I don't know, dude. Yeah, but like, how many times do I have to fucking say it? You know what I mean? Like, I'm owning it. I took responsibility, I fucked up, I fucking hurt your feelings, I get it. I probably broke your heart too. Sorry, dude. Like, I don't know what else to fucking say to you. I'm not gonna grovel, bro. Yeah, it was a fucking mistake. She's made her own. I don't give a fuck how long ago they were. This still fucking happened. It doesn't change the fucking fact, dude, that I got cheated on by the guy who was plowing my driveway. Like, you plowed my driveway, then you plowed my wife. But I gotta sit and be cool with that shit. So I can let it go, but you can't. He actually fucked you, dude. Repeated times before I even found out. This wasn't a one-time thing. It repeatedly happened, but I had to get over it. But I was about to say I didn't follow through, so but you can't. Fuck out of here, dude.

SPEAKER_01 16:18

What I was about to say is like it's not like she knew the person. Like it's not like they were your fucking like your car guy or anything.

SPEAKER_00 16:24

Nah, dude, she's absolutely I know she's mad at who it is, what what it was, though. She's oh, she's pissed. She's beyond. I think I think the type of person it was is when she's more hooker? She's no. Oh. She's more mad at fucking like where the person was fucking located. Oh, and the color of the person. That's the problem, dude. Oh, that's the bigger issue, I think, than me doing it. I think if it was a blonde, blonde and blue-eyed white chick, it wouldn't be that bad.

SPEAKER_02 16:51

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 16:51

I think because it was a fucking urban inner city black chick, it's a fucking problem, dude. It's a maybe. I've always had it though, dude. I know. I've always had it. I know. It's never been a fucking secret.

SPEAKER_02 17:02

I know.

SPEAKER_01 17:02

Why do you think it was a Puerto Rican? I don't like white girls, dude. I think the first time you met Princey, you told him your affinity for black women. He just looked at you, right? You're like, you're like, I fucking love me a black woman, and he was like, oh well, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:15

I mean, I mean, dude, but I'm saying but no, but but it's it's not strictly fucking black girls. I know, I know. Like, I like dude, I have thanks for fucking Spanish women.

SPEAKER_01 17:24

That's the thing with a chick at work is that she's hood country.

SPEAKER_00 17:26

I don't I that's my thing, bro. I'm not I'm I'm not a fan of fucking I don't like fucking straight up white girls.

SPEAKER_01 17:32

Oh, dude, I love me a hood country white chick, dude. Perfect. They're fucking perfect, bro.

SPEAKER_00 17:37

Yeah, there's one of those out of every fucking 900,000.

SPEAKER_01 17:39

No, dude, they're rarity, I know. But like Savannah was a hood fucking country chick. The chick at work is a hood country chick that lives out in Oneida. The good part of Oneida, but she's hood as fuck.

SPEAKER_00 17:49

I don't know. All I know, dude, is like shit needs to settle down, bro, or this fucking house is gonna get fucking real quiet with no fucking babies around or anything. I ain't fucking doing it much longer anymore. And she better hope to God she never actually goes through my fucking tax hunt again. Yeah, because if she fucking does, she's gonna fucking accidentally bug out me. Why? Because fucking Quint's an asshole and fucking look, I'll show it to you. He's a dickhead, dude. He Quentin's literally an asshole. And he's he's an antagonizer. Read it. He goes, if she wants you gone so bad, make her be gone. You're the one that can kick her out. Literally. He says it. He's a kicker out.

SPEAKER_02 18:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:28

Like I I get it. You know what I'm saying? But I can't it's hard for me to do that.

SPEAKER_02 18:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:34

I'm not saying it's impossible. It's not an impossible task.

SPEAKER_02 18:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:37

Like it's fucking pretty easy. Take your fucking $3,000 and your fucking savings and your $3,000 credit card to fucking move the fuck out.

SPEAKER_02 18:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:44

Take all your shit too. It's pretty easy.

SPEAKER_02 18:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:47

But it it's difficult because you want to know what I created the situation.

SPEAKER_02 18:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:51

And I feel like I need to at least attempt to fix it. And if she doesn't want to, then she needs to go.

SPEAKER_02 18:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:57

Like if I'm going to try and fucking whatever and give you time to either get past it or accept it or fucking not be able to. Like I I feel like I have to give it a chance. Yeah. But it it's it's it's got it's got a life expectancy like milk.

SPEAKER_02 19:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:13

Like there's an expiration date on this shit. Because I'm not gonna constantly be fucking guilted into shit because it's something I fucking did. I ain't gonna be two years or two years down the road be like, remember when you fucking message that black girl from West Utah. Like I'm not, it's not, I'm not, I won't live that way. Because if that's the case, I could be like, oh, remember fucking remember fucking, you know, the fucking plow guy, Rich was fucking ripp fucking destroying your pussy while I was fucking at work.

SPEAKER_01 19:37

Yeah, winter's be here before you know it.

SPEAKER_00 19:39

Winter will be here before you know it. We got a long driveway. You know what I'm saying? Like, what the fuck? I got a long driveway, dude. It was horrible in the fucking winter. But I mean, at least he wasn't plowing my driveway, right? Because he'd be in my fucking bedroom probably while it was at fucking work. But what I'm saying is that I don't do it to her, right? You get what I'm saying? Like that's what I was saying.

SPEAKER_01 19:57

It's no one that she knows. You need more that deals with you like on a semi-regular basis. Dude, I'm gonna tell you interaction.

SPEAKER_00 20:04

I'll put it to you this way. It was literally when I mean it was a fucking pot lock fucking thing. This was not like one of these, like, ooh, yeah. I remember her, right? Bro, she was on my fucking people you may know, dude. Yeah, and I fucking friend requested quick. Yeah, she accepted. We started fucking messaging back and forth, and she didn't want to talk on there. She wanted to talk on fucking Snapchat, so I downloaded fucking Snapchat and created a profile thing. Yeah, so then we then I unfriended her, so she couldn't, she thought I could go on and see who it was.

SPEAKER_01 20:34

Nah, listen, man.

SPEAKER_00 20:35

I unfriended her, I go on fucking Snapchat, dude, and whatever. And she kept harassing me, and I think this is where the screenshots came in. Yeah, because the girl kept saying, Oh, you said you were coming, you said you were coming. Where are you at? Where you at? Where are you? I said, dude, I am coming. And I've like screenshotted the fucking message that I was on my way, and I sent it to her, like, dude, I'm on my way. You know what I mean? Like, you can fucking see, I'm telling you, I'm fucking coming, whatever. So I screenshot it and show her, like, I'm coming. Yeah, or whatever. So, but I never fucking came, dude. I couldn't fucking leave. Yeah, like, and I literally fucking looked, I looked at fucking Cassandra. My sec words were dead ass serious, bro. I go, you can polygraph my fucking ass right now.

SPEAKER_02 21:09

Yeah, start your free job.

SPEAKER_00 21:11

I wouldn't I wouldn't fail because I the I didn't get my didn't catch a bull job, and I didn't fuck a bitch. So, and you you know you but you can't even say that to her because you know you get you know you get on the back end of that one. No, you're you're two you're such a fucking narcissist that you believe you believe your own lies, that's why you'd pass. See, there's no winning the argument there.

SPEAKER_01 21:32

That's what I'm saying. So society went downhill and all these women learned these fucking terms, bro.

SPEAKER_00 21:37

Yeah, motherfuckers went on TikTok instead of teaching them shit. Yeah. Yo, TikTok be fucking shit up for people, dude. Okay but what I don't understand is like I'll be uh I know we don't have female listeners, dude. And if we do, please, Lord have mercy. Fucking feedback, please. You Joshua gives out his email and shit. Feedback on this one. Listen, okay. I'm being dead serious, bro. I'll be I'm being dead serious here.

unknown 21:59

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 22:00

Now I pay the rent. I pay the national.

SPEAKER_01 22:04

Speaking of, yo, hold on. Hey German dude, I know you don't really listen anymore. I hope it's not my fault for giving me that email, dude. I wasn't trying to force you or anything. We miss you though.

SPEAKER_00 22:13

Yeah, for real. Yeah, no, sir. I wish you'd come back and listen. But um, fucking I forgot what the fuck I was saying now. Because you fucking stopped me. No, you said if we had female listeners, oh yeah, if we got a female listener, listen. Yeah, explain that. Alright. I pay the rent. Yeah. I pay the national grid bill. I pay all I pay the internet. I pay for all the fucking apps on the fucking TVs. I cover all the home bills, dude. All of it. Even the fucking water bill every fucking three months. I cover everything in the home. You name it. I don't do the food because she gets food stamps. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 22:46

That's fair.

SPEAKER_00 22:47

But but she puts food in the house. Now I but on the back end, I have to hear I put food in your house. But you don't, dude. Oneida county puts food in my house. You're not fucking paying for it, bro. She when she throws shit back in my face, dude, it's not anything she's coming out of pocket with.

SPEAKER_02 23:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:03

Like out of her actual paycheck, dude. It's not shit she's paying for. Like when she brings up fucking, I get all the fucking supplies for the fucking house. Yes. Off your fucking Social Security check in your 30.

SPEAKER_02 23:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:16

So let's fucking stop with this bullshit, dude. Let's stop with this fucking I do, I do, I do. No, you fucking don't. You sat at the fucking table, bro, and you thought I was lying about the money I made. Yeah. And we sat at a fucking dining room table, bro. And we went through my banking app. And we pulled out every fucking single monthly bill on fucking pen and fucking paper with a goddamn calculator. And it fucking told you straight up I have $180 out of two paychecks. So it's telling you what? I'm fucking spending all my money in the fucking house. So we're not gonna sit here and always be constantly and then and then have enough balls to like insult me, dude. Like see, under one under one wants to wonder if you want to go do shit. Because you've always find a way to emasculate a motherfucker constantly, dude, and make them not feel like they're a fucking man. You wanna walk around and call someone a bitch because you're mad. Who wants to deal with that shit? Because I don't want to build shit. I'm a pussy ass bitch. I don't build shit. Sorry. I don't either, like I said. Never never going to. You couldn't pay me enough. My boss asked, I get paid. I told her ass no to. I don't build shit, dude. This is not what I do.

SPEAKER_01 24:21

Me and Scott tried fixing a fucking table the cat leapt up on maybe like two months ago, right? First of all, I said to Graham, I'm like, yo, I'm like, you're asking me to fix this, okay? Number one, I don't do just like you, I don't do this kind of shit, dude, right? You're better off handing me like a fucking Lego set. I have no idea how this thing snaps in. I don't fucking know, dude. That's number one. Number two, her house is lit like a fucking dungeon.

SPEAKER_00 24:43

It really is.

SPEAKER_01 24:43

Okay? I stand there for 30 fucking minutes, dude. We didn't try to kitchen the lit. Wait, and there's fucking dim.

SPEAKER_00 24:49

Dude, the dim balls. What the fuck? She has the dimmest light bulbs in the fucking state.

SPEAKER_01 24:53

Damn, bro. Even even every touch lamps, even though it's all the way turned on.

SPEAKER_00 24:58

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 24:58

Nothing, bro.

SPEAKER_00 24:59

Yeah, she's at the dimmest lights in the world. Yeah. You have to like hold your phone in your mouth with the flashlight.

SPEAKER_01 25:04

Oh my god. Yeah. That's just how it ended up being mean to Scott. It's fucking at the end of the day.

SPEAKER_00 25:08

Did you guys wind up fixing it?

SPEAKER_01 25:09

Finally. It took an hour, bro. We were doing it in the kitchen.

SPEAKER_00 25:13

How'd she break it? She didn't. The cat didn't. No, I mean, how did it get broken though? The cat jumped on it. What happened to it? The cat jumped on it. Yeah, but what happened? What happened to it though? Legs break? What happened?

SPEAKER_01 25:22

Yeah, leg like snapped. And like the the it's one of those fucking Walmart um end tables.

SPEAKER_00 25:29

Oh, I broke it, bro.

SPEAKER_01 25:31

You gotta screw them back in, right? Yeah, dude, it's like impossible. Especially with the lighting.

SPEAKER_00 25:35

Yeah, when you can't find the hole and it's uh or if the screw scrapes.

SPEAKER_01 25:38

He was like, come on, let's do this fucking thing, come on, right? So Graham's I miss his grumpiness. Graham's out there and and he's like, well, he's like, just go sit down, Julie. You're just gonna sit fucking look at us. Go sit down, right? So she does, she goes sit down and watches Raw. Me and him are for like the first 30 minutes of Raw trying to fucking put this thing together, bro.

SPEAKER_00 25:55

Yeah, because she would have just stood there and stared at you guys one time.

SPEAKER_01 25:59

I know. So she did she sat there and watched Raw. And I'm sitting there with my fucking phone light. I'm fucking pointing downwards.

SPEAKER_00 26:06

Yeah, you got your flashlight going.

SPEAKER_01 26:08

And like I'm trying to turn up the brightness because you can turn up the brightness. I'm like, all right, dude, here we go. Here's the highest fucking here you go. Right here's like this guy's going to switch. And he fucking unfortunately I'm still gonna like I'm gonna turn it on and shit. I can picture you like push harder.

SPEAKER_00 26:23

Yeah, it like snaps the fucking screw and the fucking thing and breaks the whole fucking thing, bro. It screws it and don't push in.

SPEAKER_01 26:30

No, he he had the same fucking reaction as me. But it screws it.

SPEAKER_00 26:34

I know what you're talking about. They screw it, they don't push in.

SPEAKER_01 26:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:36

And grandma's- He wasn't screwing it, he was pushing. What the fuck's he pushing it down for, bro?

SPEAKER_01 26:42

I think, bro. And fucking grandma's like, don't worry about it, right? Scott's like, no, I ain't gonna fucking worry about it. Because yo, he's done it right now as a male in this family when you bitch about it enough. Like, no, you're not gonna stop me from doing it.

SPEAKER_00 26:58

Yeah, we're gonna fucking do it now, motherfucker. Yeah, it'll take me all night. It's getting fucking done.

SPEAKER_01 27:02

He's sitting here fucking insulting the fucking thing, bro. He's like, he's like, I'm not being outsmart by a fucking $13 fucking Walmart, motherfucking snapping fucking desk. He's like, table or whatever, dude. I'm like, yeah, dude, go off, bro. It's totally the end what every man thinks of when you get forced into fixing some shit that you don't want to fix.

SPEAKER_00 27:21

Yo, listen, I'm gonna tell you right now, bro. Like, I hate saying it, dude. Like it that this is why I get frustrated when when Cassandra gets mad when I'm about build shit. Yeah, bro. Because I look I look her dead in the face, I go, you've known me, bro, since fucking 2011. Okay, like that's a long fucking time. We're talking about almost 15 years, dude, right? Yeah, and I looked her dead in the face and I go, you fucking tell me one time you seen Sean the fucking assembler, fucking walk in the fucking door, dude. Listen, get it off the rack. Why do you think I get shit? Like, I'll buy the fucking thing that's already put together at Walmart and fucking stuff it in my car.

SPEAKER_01 27:56

I'll have two dudes walk it out.

SPEAKER_00 27:58

Yeah, I'll put it in my car and I'll just rope to fucking tie my fucking hatch down and hanging out the back.

SPEAKER_01 28:02

We had better than putting it together.

SPEAKER_00 28:04

I won't put it together, dude.

SPEAKER_01 28:05

That's why I guess you're from like fucking errands, the motherfucking good. They come and set it up and they tear it down. I don't worry about none of that shit, bro.

SPEAKER_00 28:12

Well, I don't want it anymore, they can come take it. They gotta take it apart too. Fuck that. But I'm saying what I'm saying is, dude, but but it's so extreme in me anti-building stuff to where, bro, she's literally watched me, dude. I'm talking physically with her eyes, dude. Where I have bought something that was mad big and had to be assembled, bro. Yeah, right?

SPEAKER_01 28:30

Like entertainment spent.

SPEAKER_00 28:32

It wouldn't fit in my car, okay. So what I did is I fucking was like, yo, I'm gonna pay the assemblers at the store, yeah, assemble it, okay? And then it was before Home Depot got rid of the trucks. Yeah, I went and got one of their fucking bullshit flatbed fucking tin truck. Yeah, and I fucking yo, to me it was like ten dollars a day. Yeah, it was like $9.99, yeah. Yeah, it was like I think it was by the hour deal. Yeah, but dude, I bought one of them, I ran one of them fucking bullshit fucking flatbed fucking trucks where they got rid of them, yeah, and I fucking roped that bitch to my fucking fucking to that thing and I fucking brought it home. And I had fucking me and Danny fucking carried it in. If if you fucking seen me expel fucking money, dude, yeah, to not build shit, dude. Yeah, dude, I understand.

SPEAKER_01 29:14

Quincy got me that would have stayed. This is some Caitlin came over and built it her fucking self, bro.

SPEAKER_00 29:19

Yeah, it would have stayed in the box.

SPEAKER_01 29:20

Yeah, she fixed it, she fixed it up, she sent me a picture of it fully assembled with her middle finger. Yeah, I'll never forget it, dude. I sent it to Quincy and he was like, yo, I'm fucking dying, bro. Me and him both tried doing that shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 29:31

It was a table from Walmart, yeah. Mainstays, yeah. But what I'm the point I'm trying to make is that I've never been that guy. Me neither. Okay. Um, don't get me wrong. There's certain things I can do. Yeah, like I'll don't I'll tell you straight up, I can fucking fix all kinds of shit. But I can't build it. If you ask me to build steps on a porch, you ain't getting the porch. You're climbing up with a ladder. I'm putting a ladder and screwing that into the side of the fucking board.

SPEAKER_01 29:55

Or I'll make it like an orange bucket and some other shit. That's what I mean.

SPEAKER_00 29:58

I'll create it. Yeah, it's gonna be like fucking the milk crate challenge to get in the fucking house.

SPEAKER_01 30:02

Yeah, I'll create those. But what I'm saying is I can do I can't do it. But here's the thing.

SPEAKER_00 30:06

But if someone broke the porch, yeah, I bet you I could fix it. Yeah. But almost like brand new.

SPEAKER_01 30:11

Because you already have the structure in front of it. Yeah, it's there.

SPEAKER_00 30:13

I can fix it, yeah, but I can't but I can't build it, yeah, and I can't put it together. I can read, I just don't understand. I don't I think my mind with fucking building instructions just don't connect. It's just what it is, it's one of them things, okay? And I know I think I brought it up before, but you know how like there's certain people, or at least at least I know men-wise, right? That like they get to a certain age, right? And they didn't do certain things, and then they get into like their late 30s, 40s, and shit, and then all of a sudden you see them, dude. All of a sudden they got a fuck garage full of power tools, and they're fucking trying to build a deck, and they're building fucking sheds in the yard. Even for me, okay, there's been moments, dude, where I'm like, you know what, I wonder if I could fucking get one of them bullshit fucking sheds from Home Depot and put it together.

SPEAKER_01 30:58

It always it always looks better in your head than like and I I've come to learn that. No, but it looks good in my head. I can picture myself doing it, doing all the hammering and all this stuff. I can see it all my head. I can see it. But when it comes to practically doing it, I'm not doing it.

SPEAKER_00 31:10

Yeah, no shit.

SPEAKER_01 31:11

I'm just not.

SPEAKER_00 31:13

I told you I was gonna die. I fucking knew it. Whatever. I'll let my later fucking car. No, that's fine. Fucking but what I'm saying though is it's simple. Fucking like there there is that group of men. You see it all the time, bro. You see it all over TikTok, all over fucking YouTube reels and Facebook reels and shit. We worked at Home Depot, which I know exactly who you're talking about. Dude, so you got a guy that you've probably known for 25 years, yeah, that literally, bro, you've never even seen them fucking put a put a fucking nail in a fucking hand.

SPEAKER_01 31:44

Okay, bro.

SPEAKER_00 31:45

So then all of a sudden, dude, they get to a certain age and they're like, yeah, I'm gonna fucking put a fucking deck on my backyard, and all of a sudden they're fucking Tim the tool man. I dude, I I dude, I it it runs across my mind. Like I really do go. I'm like, dude, you want to know what? I bet you I could fucking fuck it. I'm just not that kind of man. I'm a thinking man's man. Like I could probably I could probably write the instructions and you could build it. You know what I'm saying? I could probably do that. You could coach me to build it. Yeah, because dude, because here's the thing. Like I said, maybe it's I make it uncomplicated, okay? If it ain't fucking square, I'm not building it. What do you mean?

SPEAKER_01 32:20

Well, there's not many things that aren't square.

SPEAKER_00 32:22

I'm I'm talking about like a basic square. Oh. Like four legs in the top.

SPEAKER_01 32:27

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 32:28

Like a few. If you give me simple shit.

SPEAKER_01 32:30

Like this table right here.

SPEAKER_00 32:31

Yeah, but if you wanted me to four legs and a rap, if you wanted me to put a ramp on a deck, you ain't getting it. Nah.

SPEAKER_01 32:36

If you want Remember, I'll never forget the first day. You originally hired me in the colour.

SPEAKER_00 32:41

You want a swirly staircase, you're not getting it.

SPEAKER_01 32:43

No, they originally hired me in lumber at Home Depot.

SPEAKER_00 32:46

That was fun, right?

SPEAKER_01 32:46

No. Carrying all kinds of shit. Nah, nah, man, I was cutting people's wood wrong. Bro, I got a couple complaints. They're like, yo, let's get this motherfucker out of lumber. That's how I know the cart pusher, dude. They're like, do you want to do that instead of like, yeah. Because I felt bad fucking up people's cuts of wood, bro. I'm just not that dude, yo. You give me an assignment, I'll do it. That was not. I couldn't pitch it with longer. It didn't last long, bro. He said he'd cut my wood wrong. Yeah, bro. This dude would cut I'd know you had to cut wood as well. They would come in and they'd come in with like a piece of wood and hand you a piece of wood and be like, I need to just cut fucking eight and three forks.

SPEAKER_00 33:30

Yeah. You know what I mean? You're supposed to like measure on like the machine, right? And then you're supposed to cut it with the saw thing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:37

They had to do that a couple of times. They're like, nah. But this motherfucker's gotta go. You know it's bad when you can't cut a piece of wood. You're not very handy at that point. You can't cut. But what's fucked up is yo, I was technically speaking, I was raised by a handyman, and this was me. He didn't taught me enough of that. He didn't teach me any of that shit.

SPEAKER_00 33:54

Yeah, no. Period. Dude, listen. It's fucked up because there's certain things, dude, that I've done that I know I can do. Like, I know for sure.

SPEAKER_01 34:03

Why do you cast not every bad treat?

SPEAKER_00 34:05

No, I mean, there's certain shit I can't do. Like, I know how to lay a fucking carpet, bro. I can do that shit. I could do this room and it look like fucking edge to edge. Corner to corner. I know exactly what to do to carpet a fucking room. I know how to do linoleum on fucking floors. I know how to do f I know how to put cabinets up. Like I can do all that shit. But you notice that everything that I'm mentioning, bro, is not building. It's not building, dude. That is putting a fucking rug down.

SPEAKER_02 34:30

Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:30

But you there's a way to do it. You gotta put the tack strip down.

SPEAKER_02 34:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:34

All the way around the fucking thing. Then you gotta make sure the fuck carpet's fucking measured fucking right. Yeah, you gotta fucking put that bullshit padding down first so you don't fuck your heart floor up underneath. Then you gotta roll the fucking carpet out. Then you literally gotta fucking hammer it into the tack nail all the way around. Yeah, and then you gotta cut it when you get into the corners in weird shapes and shit.

SPEAKER_01 34:53

They are weird.

SPEAKER_00 34:54

So it ain't easy, but I can do it. That back room, I did that shit. Yeah. That back room at Graham's, that was fucking all me, dude. I did that whole fucking thing. I did the little carpet, the linoleum, and the fucking walls. And then it don't look that bad. And I did all that shit. I can do remodel shit.

SPEAKER_02 35:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:10

I can do the painting shit. I can do the flooring shit. Like I can't. But if you asked me to build an L-shaped desk, it's staying in the box. I'm not even making it conflict. I'm not doing it.

SPEAKER_01 35:20

When it comes to screws and nails and fucking all the weird bolts and shit.

SPEAKER_00 35:23

Yeah, the ones the weird bolts that come in the fucking packaging. I ain't fucking doing that, dude. It should put it this way.

SPEAKER_01 35:29

If someone gives it to me as a gift, it's fan as a gift, so someone comes over and offers and puts that together.

SPEAKER_00 35:34

Listen, I've literally just I've opened shit up before, dude. I've opened shit up before. And I'd be like, it can't be that fucking hard. And I'll open it up.

SPEAKER_01 35:44

That's why he's supposed to be a little bit more.

SPEAKER_00 35:45

I'll open up it for like 13 minutes. I'll open up.

SPEAKER_01 35:48

I'm smarter by a Walmart fucking snack.

SPEAKER_00 35:50

This is what I'm saying. I opened up a box, I don't know what it was. Open up a box, dude. And I'm fucking digging through, trying to find the fucking parts package.

SPEAKER_02 35:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:59

All the pieces that you need for it. I had to put it together. I pulled it out and it had all these weird fucking bolts with washers. And the other thing had screws and another thing had. Yeah, the Allen wrench fucking thing. And then and then you have the fucking, then it had these weird fucking plastic snap things in you're supposed to put over the bolt screws and the screws, the the bolt, the screws you needed. You had to hold one end and tighten the other end with a fucking flat screw until they locked into place. I'm not fucking doing all that shit. As soon as I seen the the you put the bolt, you put the metal piece in the top, you put the bolt in, you gotta like hold the fucking bolt from one end and slide to the other piece, and you gotta tighten the top, and they gotta hear it go click. Now what happens, dude, if I get I do it and I turn it and that shit's crooked. I'm not getting that shit off. Dude, what am I doing? And then the bolts gonna be look up crooked and fucking hang out the side of the fucking item, and I'm gonna look like an asshole because you can't take it off. Because once it snaps in, it snaps the fuck in. It's a bitch to get off. So I looked at all them bolts and my dead ass series. I'm not lying. I was like, that can fucking stay that way. I'm not fucking doing it, dude. There's certain shit I won't do. There's shit that Graham's asked me to do, I can't do. I've put up multiple doors in that fucking house. I've fixed I fixed multiple windows in that fucking house. I can do laborer shit, dude. Like I can do all the laborer stuff. I can dig the hole. I can do cement. I've helped I helped do the fucking the driveway in the front of Graham's house. Like I could do all I could do all the manual labor shit. I can't build fucking anything. I'm a fucking I'm dead serious. I'm a fucking drool through my t-shirt fucking retarb when it comes to fucking building. I can't build, dude. If like you said, if it ain't a simple Walmart fucking table where I'm gonna flip it over and screw the fucking four legs in, it ain't getting fucking built, bro.

SPEAKER_01 37:44

It's not that's why Walmart has a market for that shit because there's a lot of dudes like that. Yeah, bro.

SPEAKER_00 37:47

I know. And they're not very durable either.

SPEAKER_01 37:49

But we don't care if it's like you get bucks, dude. It's all heavy for $15 for the five minutes. I'll put it to you.

SPEAKER_00 37:54

I'll put it to you this way.

SPEAKER_01 37:54

At least six months is solved.

SPEAKER_00 37:56

Don't you dare fucking sit on that fucking thing. It's gonna snap in fucking half. It's particle board, okay? That's why they can't jumping on it. Like, for example, if you look at my entertainment center, you see all the doors are missing?

SPEAKER_01 38:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:05

Alright, listen. Cassandra kept saying the baby's gonna break the glass on them fucking things.

SPEAKER_02 38:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:12

Even though we're trying, we fucking had child proof that he fucking fights me to keep pulling the knob and slamming the fucking door shut. They'd open enough to where it's fucking bing. He's gonna break the windows or whatever. So he went down for a fucking nap one day and she goes, she goes, babe, you gotta take the fucking you gotta take the fucking doors off this fucking day. Right? So I fucking open them up. Like I said, you see how it's lit up in here, you can't see fucking shit. So I thought it was as simple as like take the fucking pin out. And you'd leave like the bracket on the side.

SPEAKER_02 38:40

Right.

SPEAKER_00 38:40

So I'm sitting there and I fucking got a fucking uh the you know the hook end of the fucking hammer and I'm trying to pull the fucking pin out and they ain't fucking coming out. So I'm like, well fuck it, dude. So I go into fucking go in my toolbox, bro, and I gotta have a fucking Phillips head screwdriver, and I had to take off their blitz, you know, the screwed into the fucking screw into the side, I had to unscrew fucking everything. It took me fucking 40 minutes to take two fucking doors of an entertainment center. But you want me to build shit. Put this dresser together. It's no, dude, you know what we're gonna be using? We're gonna be stacking the drawers on the fucking floor, and we're gonna be fucking digging through them that way. Cause I'm not that's another thing. Dressers aren't easy. Okay, it's a fucking rectangle. Cool. It doesn't look that difficult until you gotta put the fucking brackets on the inside and make sure you're doing them the right way so the fucking so the fucking so the drawers slide in the fucking right way. Because my luck, I put them in fucking upside down and go fucking put them on, and then the fucking drawers don't go in, I gotta take the whole fucking thing apart and do it again. That's why I don't do shit like that. I don't like doing shit like that. I'm not gonna do shit like that. Point blank and fuck the period. It's that fucking simple. I'm not doing shit like that. It's fucking not easy. It's uncomplicated. Sean not the builder should be my fucking name. It just ain't gonna work. But you are right though. You were fucking pretty much raised man like a fucking professional fucking handyman. And you learned nothing.

SPEAKER_01 40:02

Nothing, bro. He didn't pass none of that shit out of me.

SPEAKER_00 40:04

Well, he didn't teach you anything. He just went out and did work. He didn't be able to come with me or anything.

SPEAKER_01 40:08

Yo, he just paid me less than he'd pay his friends. And I understand that I understand that to a certain age, you know what I mean? I'm sorry, bro. I'm not 20 years old working for you and you're and you're paying you're paying your friend $20 more per hour. Yeah, like nah, bro. At a certain point it's disrespect. Like I don't if I'm like 17, you're doing that shit. I I get it, bro. Pay your dues, respect your elders, you know what I mean? Yeah, but it would be. At a certain fucking age, you're gonna be able to do that.

SPEAKER_00 40:31

It'd also be different if he fucking taught you how to do shit and I could pay you more for doing all the shit.

SPEAKER_01 40:36

He was gonna teach me because then I'd be doing it on my own. He wanted me to rely on him.

SPEAKER_00 40:40

Yeah, true. Like, I don't know. I think the funniest fucking story about Dave was when he redid fucking Graham's porch.

SPEAKER_01 40:47

Yeah, he did that shit without permission, bro.

SPEAKER_00 40:50

I get it, dude, but it was it was it I I I hated almost standing up for him on that one, dude. I really did. He didn't have no right ripping her porch apart. Right. Fucking redoing it while she was at work. I completely understand that. Yes. But he didn't do a horrible job either. It looked good when he was done.

SPEAKER_01 41:04

But do I think that Graham kind of looked at it in it like she looked at it differently because it was different light because it was Dave? If you would have done it, she would have been grateful. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? She's considering the messenger here. Freddie Freddie Kruger would do it on the fine. Anyone but him, right? But nah, I always thought she was looking for something to bitch about about that job. No, and the only thing you possibly bitch about was that he did it by surprise. Yeah, he didn't consult you for. Well, of course he's not gonna consult you first. It was supposed to be wasn't like a fucking it was it was like an anniversary thing, wasn't it? It was in the middle of summer, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 41:39

He showed up while she was at work, yeah. And he fucking fixed her fucking porch and put new in the cup and tapped on your shit. Yeah, and she bro, she fucking lost her fucking mind, dude. She called and was like, take it the fuck off my porch. And I was like, bro, she was like, What'd you do this for? I was like, Oh shit, bro. Yeah, but dude, she literally wanted him to come take it off. I know, I know, and I Dave did the right thing, not taking it off. You know how horrible it would have looked? He threw everything else away. He can put the green shit back on the steps, dude. It was she threw it out, it was old, bro.

SPEAKER_01 42:12

Like she had that, it was kind of like a putting green.

SPEAKER_00 42:16

Yeah. Well, Poppy always liked that, and Dave switched it to the blue, which I think actually looked better because at the time the house was gray. Yeah, it looked better. Now it's any anytime they paint out, she changes the color. Yeah, it was like a bluish gray at one point. Now it's fucking like then it went to a fucking gray. Now it's like a fucking beige.

SPEAKER_01 42:31

Beige and white, right?

SPEAKER_00 42:32

Yeah, it's like a fucking tan. Yeah, like every time she they they paint the fucking house, she changes the fuck color. I don't understand them, but I can just keep it one fuck color. The house has been nine colors since we moved there, dude. Dude, when we first moved in, it was it was all like the color it is now. Yeah, that was the original color.

SPEAKER_01 42:48

Yeah, it was the all-beige, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_00 42:49

It was the whole thing, except the one obviously one of the windows.

SPEAKER_01 42:51

White covered lead paint.

SPEAKER_00 42:54

Well, I mean, it was built fucking in 19 fucking like 14. I mean, what the fuck do you expect? Yeah, I mean, but you get so many layers over it and the lead don't matter anymore. Because if you fucking paint over, if you once you paint over lead paint so many times, the lead doesn't come through anymore.

SPEAKER_02 43:07

Right.

SPEAKER_00 43:07

It don't seep through anymore. Which but you yeah, if you went down to the bare wood on there, you'd probably fuck kill kill a kid with the fucking amount of lead. Because they fucking lead-based paint was a big fucking deal back then.

SPEAKER_02 43:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 43:18

Which I didn't understand. I mean, I don't know what the fuck. You know, uh, they find shit out that I don't even know how they find out that lead's bad for you. You know what I'm saying? Lead's bad for you, but we can hold it in a fucking pencil and fucking write all day. I don't understand. But it makes you so scary. I understand, but but from a rasp from a person who wouldn't know lead is fucking lead. Because oh you got lead in your water, you know what I'm saying? What the fuck do you mean? From the pipes, right? Yeah. Okay, well, what kind of leads in my fucking number two pencil then? It's gotta be in the fucking gotta be the same family. I don't know what the fuck it is. It's so stupid. I hope so, but probably not. Really? Yeah. Why the fuck would they put that number one? Because really you don't even have an achievement.

SPEAKER_01 44:06

ESPN one matches. And that's the first one. They want another one kind of. I think maybe so.

SPEAKER_00 44:18

That's what I mean. Like I it feels like I wasn't TKO got involved. They just fucking they're like, go out of their way to fuck shit up.

SPEAKER_01 44:24

Well I mean I get why they would want a certain thing.

SPEAKER_00 44:29

I do too. You don't put a main event match first.

SPEAKER_01 44:32

No, I get it, but they uh entice people to watch the fucking thing.

SPEAKER_00 44:36

Oh, so you get them to get them to turn it on.

SPEAKER_01 44:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 44:39

And then the middle matches suck cock, and you gotta wait for the fucking last match. So you lure someone with a good match in the beginning, and then they turn it off because they'll next fucking three fuck suck ass. And then they go back to it at the end. Because fans are fans. I'm a wrestling fan, and I know for sure, dude. If I fucking turn it on and they had a banger for the first match, I'm expecting something similar for number two. And I'm expecting number three to be a little bit better, and number four to be better, and I'm talking the main event to fucking blow it off the fucking blow it off the fucking water. That's gonna be my expectations, dude. But you don't start it, bro. I'm sorry, I'd rather them do Roman and Jacob fucking first. The tribal combat and then fucking then fucking stick fucking Gunther because dude, dude, Gunther's remember tiring everybody, dude. And now all of a sudden they got this dude.

SPEAKER_01 45:28

Gunther's won like 85% of his matches.

SPEAKER_00 45:30

Yeah, but dude, yeah, but you have him fucking two percent title matches. Yeah, but dude, but they have him, they have him fucking damn beating fucking everybody. And then all of a sudden they're gonna play this bullshit he can't beat Cody Rhodes, and they make him look like shit.

SPEAKER_01 45:41

I don't I don't think he's losing to Cody, bro. I think Cody's beating it. I don't know, man. I hope I hope Gunfurt's losing.

SPEAKER_00 45:54

I can't I can't see I fucking hope so. Well you wanna know, I just I think what it is is I just don't understand why they just keep recycling this fucking dude. Like, I don't know. Fucking fucking Cody. Like the dude is should be relegated back to where he fucking belongs, where he's always belonged, and it's in the fucking mid-card. The only fucking guy I know, dude. Not no bullshit. I don't care. People can fucking it's I I it's very judgmental what I'm about to say. But this dude, why do you gotta come out in a fucking $20,000 suit every fucking night? Why?

SPEAKER_01 46:30

Then he does the baby face these days.

SPEAKER_00 46:31

But the shit he was saying that doesn't mean he's always wearing fucking suspenders and fucking he's got the fucking alligator shoes on. And like, like, why you why, dude?

SPEAKER_01 46:39

You're supposed to be an everyday American, though.

SPEAKER_00 46:40

Yeah, you're the American nightmare. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, your fucking suit's fucking terrifying. Like, what the fuck, dude? Like, I don't know. I don't understand. I don't understand the fucking dress, maybe whatever. I know that certain sports, it's like you gotta come dressed up or whatever.

SPEAKER_01 46:54

The fucking Cody's been choosing to do that since eight years. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 46:57

What I'm saying is that some sports who make you do that, like football.

SPEAKER_01 47:00

Trying to like legitimize it.

SPEAKER_00 47:02

Yeah, like you gotta be like business casual coming in to fucking work, or you gotta wear a fucking suit coming in and work. Like NBA makes you like dressed up.

SPEAKER_02 47:07

Right, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 47:08

The WMBA makes you fucking dress up pretty good. Like you've gotta come in dressed up. I don't think NFL does because everybody's seeing motherfuckers walking with sweatpants.

SPEAKER_02 47:15

Yeah, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 47:16

But there's some dudes that come in fucking dressed up. You know what I mean? Like whatever. That's why I was like, is he doing it because he feels like he needs to, or is he doing it because he just wants to? And but it's almost like you're showing off. Yeah, look at my fucking expensive suit with my fucking 19 1940 suspenders. You look like a fucking idiot, and I hate how you talk. Your lisp, dude, it makes me want to put you back as fucking stardust. So you can hiss and shit. Like fucking go it fits.

SPEAKER_01 47:43

Vince ran to the list and says, yo, we're gonna get that.

SPEAKER_00 47:46

Remember, he had him doing yeah, he was mocking his ass because he can't talk, dude. Vincent Rand is an asshole, but he does it in a funny way. He made that dude go and for a fucking reason because when he talks, dude, he has a pssst to him, a lisp to him. So he's like, yo, make snake sounds, dude. It'll go it'll fit with your fucking character. You know what I'm saying? But like the Gold Dust Stardust thing, like how he agreed to fucking do that is fucking beyond me. But then again, like what look at the shit they put him in. Yeah, they put him in with a fucking faction, and shit didn't work with him in a DBAC thing. That shit didn't fucking work out. Then he went on his fucking own little bullshit fucking run for a little while. He was alright. Then he got injured, and he came back with a fucking mustache, and he was the mustache man for a while, he had t-shirts with a mustache comb on his fucking shirt. You know what I'm saying? And he did that for a while, won the IC title, I think, and then fucking lost it, and then fucking team, then he comes back and fucking stardust tag team with his fucking brother. Like they they recycled you and repackaged you a million fucking times, dude. And then you have the balls to leave, build a brand new wrestling organization, start building it up to where people are watching, and then magically, bro, you leave. Yeah, and you go back to where you started after you shit talk and smash triple H just throne and shit with a sledgehammer on fucking national TV, and then you come back, and then what do they do? They kiss your fucking ass with your fucking dyed fucking hair. You'll never be as good as your dad, whether you have a title or not. You'll never be fucking Dusty Rhodes, which is never gonna fucking happen. The reason why Dusty never won a title is because look at the champions back then. Yeah, Rick Flair's and the Hogans and the fucking Bob Becklands and the era, but even then, he still might be the best in this era. Dusty Rhodes was great, dude. Yeah, we have great feuds. You gotta understand, people don't get it. Like, just because the dude didn't hold world championships, look at who were champions back then. Right. You got Harley Race was running shit.

SPEAKER_02 49:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 49:42

For like 15 fucking years, dude. Superstar Billy Graham running shit. Hulk Hogan running shit. Because everyone, I get that everyone wants to be champion. I understand that's important.

SPEAKER_01 49:54

Everyone deserves to, exactly.

SPEAKER_00 49:56

So, I mean, like, for example, like them pushing this Oba Femi bullshit, yeah. Like, I'll be honest with you, bro. Dude, walkie Vince ain't around.

SPEAKER_01 50:06

I know.

SPEAKER_00 50:06

Because I'll tell you right now, Brock would have squashed him in the fucking first match. It was gonna it would have been a squash match. It would have been like he fought the dude from the crowd.

SPEAKER_01 50:16

Yeah, that's what I was expecting.

SPEAKER_00 50:17

Because you want to know what? If he's gonna pull that shit with John Cena and let Brock pummel that fucking guy into Smith and Means and fucking beat him in fucking 30 seconds, and he's gonna do the same thing. I don't even think the bell rang against Randy Orton, he busts his fucking head open with fucking elbow, split his fucking cranium open. Fucking that match didn't even fucking start, and he squashed him. So you see what Vincent Man was doing with him. Yeah, that big bodied black dude, that's fine, that's great. But I'm telling you right now, Vincent Man was a fucking racist. You know he was, and that's literally why why they he did the shit that he did. He certain things that he gave to fucking certain wrestlers is because he was felt obligated to.

SPEAKER_01 50:55

When Booker T and shit?

SPEAKER_00 50:56

Yeah, no, I don't know. Booker T, I think, earned a lot of his shit.

SPEAKER_01 50:58

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_00 50:59

But I mean, Mark Henry earned it. Okay. I mean, because you gotta think. I mean, it's Kofi then he was it was handed to us.

SPEAKER_01 51:05

Yes, I agree, I agree. I don't I don't get the Kofi Mania thing, yo.

SPEAKER_00 51:08

Listen, like I fucking do behind him, I get it. Joshua, I fucking knew it. Once everyone started fucking freaking out about him fucking winning and him winning and him winning and him winning, he deserves a champion, he deserves a championship match, and he's been wrestling for so long, he's never had this heavyweight championship match. And fucking you give it to him and he wins. That fucking dude had no right winning the heavyweight championship, bro. Look at not to be nasty, look at the size of that guy.

SPEAKER_01 51:32

True.

SPEAKER_00 51:33

He's not a very heavy dude.

SPEAKER_01 51:34

They have Daniel Bryan.

SPEAKER_00 51:36

Well, and that's fucking bullshit. Because Daniel Bryan's fucking ten times better wrestler than fucking Kofi Kingston, dude.

SPEAKER_01 51:44

Oh, I agree. I'm saying they had him got a similar size at some point. They didn't have him like beat like Diesel, built like, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 51:52

Who was who was the one? Remember when they were doing the um what was it? Remember if they fucking were who who was it? Well, no, I think it was when um Jinder Mahal was champion. Yeah, they had to take the belt off of him so that fucking AJ Styles could fight fucking Brock Lesnar because they didn't want fucking they didn't trust Jinder Mahal to fucking fight him. Yeah, like they didn't trust they had such a lack of trust. That's another fucking champion who had no fucking right, dude, at all. None. You're in fucking 3MB, bro, air guitaring like a fucking weirdo, okay? You you'd been better off giving the fucking giving that chance to he fucked Slater than fucking Jinder Mahal. You tell me looking him is broided the fuck up. Look at him before.

SPEAKER_01 52:34

His theme was fire, bro.

SPEAKER_00 52:36

Oh dude, I still listen to it in the car. You know what I'm saying? I still love the song. Yeah, it's a fucking fun story. I fucking ever. Yeah, yeah. That lady fucking was mortified. She didn't disagree. Yeah, so an Indian lady gets in my right and she didn't talk again. Like we were talking or whatever, and she was friendly at first. Yeah, she was talking or whatever, and I noticed she was Indian, right? And I had brought up, I was like, oh, do you watch wrestling? You know what I mean? And she was like, Oh no, not really. I go, oh, you don't know the fucking somebody from your country's the fucking the champion or whatever. She goes, Oh no, she I I go, it's the modern day Maharaja, right? I go, I go, that's my son's favorite wrestler. Yo, I looked in the mirror, she like looked at me, gave me a dirty ass look, bro, and never fucking spoke again. Like, I don't know what Maharaja means. Hopefully, I didn't say anything wrong. I never translated it, dude. Hopefully they bad motherfucker or something.

SPEAKER_01 53:31

Well, I'm thinking I'm thinking Maharaja is like a dynasty.

SPEAKER_00 53:34

Yeah, I don't know what of the Arabian. She gave me a weird fucking look, dude. I was like, Am I Maharaja? That's fucking my son's favorite wrestler, dude. She never spoke again, bro. Yeah, I don't know if I said something wrong. I mean, I could I mean we laughed our ass off afterwards. But I mean, there was a couple good ones. Like, remember we got done eating the taco bell and we got that ride, and that fucking fat black lady was in the fucking driveway, dude. And I pulled up, she goes, Oh, you're my Uber? I go, Yeah. She was like, I ain't getting in the car with two white man. I ain't getting the car with two white man. You need to cancel. And I was like, Yep, I was like, nah, you need to cancel, dude. I argue with her on the fucking side of the fucking road. And I've argued her long enough to where I fucking hit that I was there, yeah. So that shit would time out and give me half the fucking fee. Because she tried to give me the cancel. She's like, I ain't getting in the car with two white man's. And I'm like, I'm sorry, dude, I'm here, dude. I mean, you can get in. She's like, I'm not getting in with two white man's. And I was like, all right. I was like, well, you cancel it. She was like, no, you cancel it. I said, if I cancel it, I don't get anything for it.

SPEAKER_01 54:33

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_00 54:33

You don't want the ride, I'm here.

SPEAKER_01 54:34

Yeah, you don't want the ride.

SPEAKER_00 54:35

You know what I'm saying? Like, so I argued with her long enough to get paid for it.

SPEAKER_01 54:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 54:41

Uh blue ling's one of my favorites, though.

SPEAKER_01 54:43

Yeah, well, you had that miss twice in a row. You left.

SPEAKER_00 54:45

That wasn't my fault, dude. She took way too long to get outside. I didn't cancel it. It timed out, bro. And then you pulled away. And I dinged again, it was hurt again, dude. And I joked too. Remember, I was like, I was like, how much you might buy it to be fucking loodling. Right. And you were like, no, it won't. And I fucking hit accept it. Sure as shit. All I do is go around the corner and come back. It's a loodling. And I fucking got in. And I said something to her when she got in the car, bro. I was I was I was like, hey, you're loodling, right? She goes, Yes, yes, I'm loodling. Right. I go, I go, I was just here.

unknown 55:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 55:14

I go, what happened? She was like, I don't know. It took me too long to get outside, and then you left. I was like, I didn't leave. It tells me to leave. She's like, oh, she had to order another one that got me. So I got her twice. And the fucked up part about that. Yeah. It was fucking surge Syracuse University pricing, bro. I got her for like 60 bucks. Yeah. That cancel gave me like 25. 25, 27 bucks, dude, because it got timed out and canceled. I was there. Yeah. Because the app tells you, shows you there, and it tells you to arrive, you hit the arrive button. Right? She didn't come out. Yeah, I leave. She did it again. And she only went four blocks. It should be 40 bucks, dude.

SPEAKER_01 55:46

Yeah, and the fucking thing is like he he wasn't trying to be a dick by leaving. It's not like she was like walking towards the door. It tells you to leave. No, she she wasn't even outside, bro. No, she wasn't. She wasn't like walking towards your door or anything, and then he left.

SPEAKER_00 55:56

I would have just said she was there and fucking picked her up. I would have just did it. Because when I see you coming, if I see you coming off your porch, yeah, and there's 20 seconds left. Yeah, I ain't gonna go, oh fuck this up. Zero and pull the fuck away. I'm not gonna do that.

SPEAKER_01 56:08

Yeah, right. I mean, she guarantee walking towards the door.

SPEAKER_00 56:11

I guarantee there's Ubers that's there's no she doesn't. I guarantee there's Uber drivers that do that shit. I guarantee there is. But I think it's fucked up because I think uh do you know what I always thought was weird? That almost every time that you went with me Ubering, yeah, we always somehow wound up in fucking Syracuse, bro. At the airport and then wound up by Syracuse University every fucking time to the point where I was like getting to know exactly where to go. Yeah, dude. I was sitting on side streets and fucking everything.

SPEAKER_01 56:35

Yeah, over here is that pizzeria.

SPEAKER_00 56:36

Yeah, this shit was bombs. Stop here for fucking side eat quick. But doing shit like that. You're getting to know Syracuse. Yeah, pretty fucking good, actually. Yeah, and then we found out there was a neighbor weren't supposed to go in and we picked it up there twice and someone told us how to go over there. I was like, I've been there fucking three times. They're like, don't decline it if it's nighttime. Remember? Yeah, they were like they're like, do not go over there at nighttime.

SPEAKER_01 56:53

You never go in that plaza over there.

SPEAKER_00 56:55

Yeah, don't go, don't go any near, don't go anywhere near that fucking housing project. They're fucking dark. Yeah, they'll stay away. She was like, From this street, yeah, back. You're good. This street down, don't go over there. And I'm like, I've been there three fucking times today. Nobody tells me shit, dude. Yeah, you know what I mean? But she knows she was like, it's like murder alley or something. I'm like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_01 57:12

She's like, Yeah, a couple of Uber drivers got killed.

SPEAKER_00 57:14

Yeah, carjacked, the dude got shot. Yeah, the one girl got fucking fucking shot and killed was on that fucking street. Yeah, the Uber girl. Yeah, that Utah Uber. Yeah, the black yeah, yeah, the fucking black dude got in the fucking Uber and fucking jacked her and she fucking tried to fight resist and he fucked shot her in the fucking head. Yeah, and I was over there picking people up like a week before. Like, I didn't fucking know I was supposed to be over there, you know what I'm saying? Like, but I had some fun ones, bro. Like, yeah, going to fucking New York City was fun. Yeah, he Joshua gave that lady a fucking stroke. He fucking rolled his window down and she was sleeping. I didn't think she was sleeping. He gave her he gave her Arctic blast.

SPEAKER_01 57:53

You lit it and rolled it down, and then she went, oh yeah. That one came right back in because I forgot it was that windy. Because you know, we were going over the bridge. Yeah, we were open water, dude. Yeah, but I never heard of any fucking screen. That's the only time she ever spoke to the translator. She did she it was before like the translator.

SPEAKER_00 58:13

That would that that I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_01 58:15

She'd be like a device.

SPEAKER_00 58:16

She would talk into it, yeah, like whatever language she was Vietnamese or Chinese, whatever she was speaking, she would speak into it, and then she'd fucking put it up front and hit the button, translate into American. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Like we'd hear it. Yeah, and she'd translated, but she fucking Joshua gave her a fucking heart attack. Yeah, we'll grab this on the card. It was pretty cool though. I've never seen a fucking funeral shaped like a baseball stadium before. That was actually pretty cool. It looked like Shea Stadium, bro. It was cool. We were in Queens, right? Yeah, I think that's where we were at. We went to that pizzeria. And I didn't know we got pizza and you know it was news to me. It was shocking. I don't know if it was shocking to you, but I didn't know that pizza and wings weren't a thing down there. Nah. I said wings, and he was like, oh, we do them in the oven. Yeah. I'm like, what?

SPEAKER_01 59:01

Yeah, which is a good as button.

SPEAKER_00 59:02

They were good, they were really good. They fell off the bone.

SPEAKER_01 59:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 59:04

But like what I'm used to in upstate. Yeah, I didn't know that the down Staten Island, Long Island, New York City don't do the pizza and wing deal. I didn't know that. I I should have known because anywhere else I've been, they don't do it.

SPEAKER_01 59:16

No, you do the slice.

SPEAKER_00 59:17

Yo, no, but what I'm saying is that fucking you don't there ain't no pizza and wing deal in fucking Oklahoma.

SPEAKER_01 59:21

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 59:21

There ain't no pizza and wing deal in fucking in fucking fucking Texas somewhere. Nevada and California and fuck Florida and shit. There ain't no pizza and wing. Shit, it's like it's gotta be here. Oh. Because I'm not lying. All the states that I've been in, bro, even fuck South Carolina, you ain't fucking pizza. Yeah, if you want from Domino's, yeah, right. Which are the ones that roll through the fucking conveyor belt.

SPEAKER_01 59:40

That ain't so bad sometimes, though.

SPEAKER_00 59:42

I don't mind them. What I'm saying is that I didn't know it wasn't a thing.

SPEAKER_01 59:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 59:46

I had no idea that pizza and wings wasn't a thing. I think because we were still in New York, it was a thing. And obviously it's not a fucking thing. Because they you can't.

SPEAKER_01 59:56

I guess you're right, yeah. Because like for example, like here you can get a pizza and wings special, right? Down south, I was living in Alabama. You yeah, you can get pizza and wings, but you're paying like $54. They charge you separate. They know package deal.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:11

That's what I mean. Like, yeah, you know, you they don't have no like pizza and wings special. No. They dude, you you'd be better, you have a better chance of getting a pizza and garlic not fucking special, dude. Yeah, true. You know what I'm saying? And then remember, oh, and then another thing, I had to use the fucking bathroom. And the pizzeria didn't have a public bathroom. Oh, yeah. And I had to go to fucking laundry. No, no, we had to go to fucking McDonald's. Joshua had to buy a fucking drink.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:33

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:33

To be able to get to get into the fucking bathroom so I could piss.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:37

Yeah, I had to buy the key in there.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:38

Yeah, you had to you yeah, you had to fuck, you had to you had to piss to buy something. You had to buy something to get the key to the fucking bathroom.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:44

And fucking need to buy a drink for us to go piss.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:48

I'm like, yo, we just paid to go eat pizza and wing somewhere. Like, come on, bro. That's when we had them sprint phones. And that dude lied to us.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:57

Oh, I was so mad about that shit, dude. I wanted to beat that guy up, bro. It's a piece of shit, bro. He straight he did straight up.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:04

They weren't behind my back trying to charge my fucking key bank card. Yeah, no. Key bank was like, nah, we ain't letting that shit happen, you know. They closed my card down. Yeah, no, I remember. Because Sprint ain't Sprint's contract says. And then they called me and tried to get me to because Sprint's contract says that they can charge any fucking card they have on file.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:18

Yeah. Legally speaking. Yeah, because I remember when we got them phones, you asked your mom to give you the rest of the money for it.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:25

For the down payment on the phone. And then it was gonna be that you paid the monthly payment.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:29

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:30

Yeah, but I had to put them down like $160 that day so we could walk out with the phones. Come to find out we could get better phones from a drive.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:41

Yeah. Yeah, dude. And I think, yeah, that was fucked up because it was like to buy it out wasn't $1,800 or some bullshit. That was kind of fucked up. Hey, Quinn. Did your mom ever text you back? She ain't talking to you no more, bro. She ain't talking to me either, I don't think. I think she hates my guts, dude. Like, I don't know what the fuck I did.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:03

I gotta get home and watch this rest of the shit.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:05

But yeah, I didn't fucking do anything wrong with her, bro. I understand I did what I did, but when it comes to the action, like the today, I didn't fucking do anything, dude. I was nice enough, bro. This is what I don't understand, like, why she's mad. Because everything was fucking fine yesterday, right? Everything was fucking fine this morning. I got up. I don't know why I woke up mad early. I woke up like fucking 6.20. Alright. So I laid down, I watched the fucking show quick. I went in the bedroom, I grabbed my wallet, I go to fucking go to Price Chopper, dude, and I grabbed fucking her creamer, a couple fucking donuts, dude, and myself a fucking energy drink because I had a fucking splitting headache. Okay. I came home, everything was fine, bro. She was laying in the bed. I said, Do you want a donut? She said, Yeah. I went and fucking gave it to her. She ate it. She said, Thank you, babe. Everything was fucking fine. And then all of a fucking sudden, dude, I couldn't hear her in the living room, and all of a sudden now I'm a fucking lying piece of shit. Nobody cares, and I want to jump off a bridge.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:57

Right.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:58

So I guess jump, dude. Because I fucking, I'm not gonna Joshua, I'm not gonna be cycling. We can end here. I will not be fucking, I will not be held fucking. I will not be held under the fire, dude. Yeah, I will not constantly be like, when you're in a bad mood, you're gonna throw shit in my face. Now when you're when you're in a good mood, everything's fucking fine. When you're in a bad mood, everything's fine. Here's the thing why do I have a problem? I'll simplify an issue and I'll rectify this whole thing. I don't give a fuck who's not you don't give a fuck who's family. Listen, they can fucking pass the message along for her to her. I don't care. Okay. She wanted a fucking, she wanted she wanted a new ring. She wouldn't want to have the same old fucking ring that we had before when we were married before, okay? It took me four fucking months, bro. Yeah. I was like, it was on fuck she was on fucking layaway, dude. Yeah, for four months. I was paying $200 every two weeks, dude. Yeah, that shit cost me almost fucking $1,600. Alright. And she gets mad that when she talks about me the whole cheating shit, and she talks about what's your fucking problem? Why do you why do you write that have a problem? I said, I don't know. You fucking expected shit out of me and I did it. I said, you fucking tell me how often do you wear it? You wanted it and I got it for you, and I picked it out and you loved it, and it was absolutely amazing. It was fucking beautiful. I go, and you never motherfucking wear it. Why? Would you ashamed? Don't want people to know you're fucking married because it's on your ring finger? What the fuck's the deal? So don't fucking come at me with bullshit. You asked something out of me, dude. I couldn't even afford to do, and I did it because I gave a shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:27

And now I gotta hear, you did this thing, you don't love me. Listen, you know what men are? Men are fucking procreators, dude. And if they ain't fucking getting it here, they're gonna get it there. Not saying it's okay, that's just what the fuck we do. 99%. I don't give a fuck. Anyone can get mad. 90% of men, dude, when it comes to certain situations, will cheat if there's fucking feels like they're fucking sexual neglect. And guess what? I was sexually abused in my home because I got none. I show I I got more action from fucking Pornhub than I did from my wife in my bedroom on a day off. So not saying that I'm not justifying, but you wanted a reason, and that was your reason. And now I'm a gaslighter because I told you why. So somehow I'm this massive gaslighter because you asked me why I did what I did, and I said it's because you refuse to have sex with me, and when you do, it's maybe a couple times a month, and it's bullshit. So I'm not blaming you, I'm saying you wanted you wanted to know why. At the moment, that was the reason why. You're not giving me none. I want some. She's willing to say put it in me. I was willing to go do it. That's end of fucking story. It was done. Thank you for listening. Have a great have a great thing. We didn't talk about Hitler.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:43

Again. Two in a row. Yeah, two in a row. Yeah. Because we do it because we think you're getting mad. No, all right, all right. Peace.