Near(l)y Insane
Near(l)y Insane
Pussy Prisoner
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Yeah, yeah, I know. Yeah, uh, but everybody, welcome to a brand new episode episode nearly insane. We've been looking forward to this because we have we had the name planned since fucking Tuesday.
SPEAKER_01Man, I'm living it though.
SPEAKER_00Pussy Prisoner.
SPEAKER_01Welcome everybody to Pussy Prisoner. That's me. Or or it could be cuddlingus confinement with one of the fucking other. Nah, dude, um dude, it it got it. I said what I said, dude. Because it's still real. No, it's still real. Okay. It fucking didn't go away. I'm in fucking hot on pussy house arrest. It's fucking what it is.
SPEAKER_00Dude, ankle bottles.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, all right, all right, hold on, hold on. Let me let me explain though. Alright. Okay. So for some reason she still thinks I actually physically cheated, which I didn't follow through with.
SPEAKER_02Right.
SPEAKER_01I openly admitted that fucking like if my boss would have let me leave early, I would have absolutely 110% cheated on you because I'm fucking sick and tired of fucking masturbating the porn hub. Yeah, it gets old, dude.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, man.
SPEAKER_01You know what I mean? So I did have something else lined up, but it fucking fell through because my boss wouldn't let me leave.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And fucking after that, I tried to reach out again and I was blocked. Dude. So like that she completely ignored me after that. Once I fucking bailed, like that was it, dude. There was no other way to contact her. I was blocked. I didn't follow through. I fucking bailed out, whatever. I was blocked. So there wasn't even a chance to follow through, which is kind of good. Yeah. Because which means which means which means I which means I don't have an opportunity. Yeah, because I truly believe, well, honestly, I don't know. Because I'm getting held to the standard like I fucking put my dick in her anyways. That's what I'm saying. So like would much would much have changed? Well, yeah, because it would have been uh you didn't do it once, you did it twice, because that's what it looked like on a finger.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_01Now it's a now you're a repeat offender.
SPEAKER_00Right.
SPEAKER_01You know what I'm saying? But like, okay, I'm still being held to the standard.
SPEAKER_00Another fucking three to four out of your well, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01But I mean I'm gonna be I'm gonna be like I'm gonna be like that fucking that black kid who's got 35 years and supposed the way it's gonna go. Yeah. Anyways, fucking, but I'm being held to like to actually physically cheated. I was wrong. I admitted I was wrong. I got fucking caught. I was an idiot. I fucking never deleted shit on my fucking phone because I didn't even think about it.
SPEAKER_00I'm just thinking, like, subconsciously. Right? Like, did you maybe want to get caught? Because like, why would you not delete it?
SPEAKER_01I don't think so. Well, dude, what you gotta understand. Yeah, okay, what she found wasn't new. Oh, it wasn't new.
SPEAKER_03Oh, alright.
SPEAKER_01It was shit from like February. Oh it wasn't new, it wasn't like something I did two weeks ago. Oh because even from the screenshots, it says February was fucking snowing outside.
SPEAKER_00Okay, so yeah, I can see why you wouldn't delete those. You're fucking buried.
SPEAKER_01I forgot.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_01Like, I didn't even I didn't even consider it.
SPEAKER_00Have you heard from this girl since? Was she a working girl this guy?
SPEAKER_01No, no, no, I know she wasn't. No, there was a it was a freebie.
SPEAKER_00Oh, yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_01But and the thing is, is like now, like I'm not even and I understand, like now I'm not even trusted to like go over to West Utica because that's where that girl was from. You know what I mean? Yeah, and then I have to have that thrown in my fucking yeah, you go to JC Market and get your fucking Santa because.
SPEAKER_00Well, not even that.
SPEAKER_01I mean, not even that. Like, you gotta think, dude, like like now I'm not trusted to go to West Utica because she knows that's where she's fucking she she cause she's from. And then doesn't help that doesn't change the fact that fuck it, it was a black chick again. You know what I mean? That doesn't fucking help anything.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, because you know, at least it was a white chick, she could single out the whole race and be like, that's of course, a fucking white bitch, of course. Now now that she's black, she's probably looking at it differently, like, oh shit.
SPEAKER_01I think she's always had an idea because if you had to look at my fucking exes while we were split up.
SPEAKER_00True.
SPEAKER_01A lot of them were preferring the dark side.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Outside, dude, out outside of that fucking Just the girl who was Italian. All I've seen, all the other were fucking black. Which Christina, Natalia, some of them, fucking Taisha, like, dude, they were all of them were black, except for the kids.
SPEAKER_00We were at the traffic light, and that bitch said she was making lunch for her son uh Dakari, but she she spelled it Dakari. Yeah, yeah. And you're like, no, no, actually, it wasn't even one of her kids. She said she said she said that she had to stop and grab grab a uh uh Dakari is how you read it. Yeah, but it was Dakari. You look at me, you go, is that her son? And I go, Who? Yes, and read the message and go I don't know, dude. Nigga, she said strawberry daiquiri.
SPEAKER_01Oh, I don't know. Black kids have weird names, dude. I didn't know.
SPEAKER_00You're thinking like, oh, I had to grab a strawberry for my son Dakari uh um Dakari or whatever. That's what I thought. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01I'm not gonna lie, but like, anyways, I'm gonna get back to this one. Stay on Pussy Prisoner, okay? So like I think the most frustrating part of the whole scenario is for me, okay? Is that I was asked the question, dude. Why would you I don't understand why you would do that. Yeah, you got a wife at home. That's what I was said to me. And I fucking turned around and I go, are you sure? I'm I'm like, I don't even want to say anything, dude. Yeah, because my statement to you is gonna make make things fucking ten times worse, bro. Yeah, she's like, no, you I'd rather have the fucking truth and make me mad. I go, all right, dude.
SPEAKER_02Alright, oh yeah, be careful.
SPEAKER_01And I care about what you wish for. I wasn't mean, but I was completely honest. I was like, what the fuck do you expect? Yeah, I go, I I I go, we're fucking lucky if we're fucking doing anything twice a month, bro. Right. I go, I go, I said you I said you don't even understand. I go, do you understand? I go for probably about good fucking 12 to 16 months during my fucking cancer bullshit. My cock didn't work, dude. Yeah, true. It was like pulling fucking play-done clay. Yeah, it would still come, but it wouldn't get hard, dude.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01A little bit? Like, probably not even like even put it this way. I'll I'll I'll I'll be I'll be this graphic, dude. Like, it would get hard enough to where if I needed to put it inside of a fucking female, I'd have to go down to the bottom of the shaft and squeeze that bitch as hard as I can to get it hard enough to stick my dick inside. Okay, so my penis didn't work, dude, for almost a year and a half, bro. And I fucking got off certain medication, my cancer's cool now. Everything went into remission probably about two months ago. I'm fucking feeling better, and because I'm feeling better, my dick works again. I wake up with hard-ons, dude. Like, I can fucking play with my penis three times a day and I get fully hard. And like it's difficult, dude, to know that like because we got stuck in that habit of not doing anything for so long, because I did have an ED situation going on, that that became the nature of our relationship.
SPEAKER_00So now hold on, wait, because I actually never knew this. Was it was it actually ED or was it because of something else?
SPEAKER_01It was multiple, it was multiple medications that could call impotence.
SPEAKER_00Ah, okay. Alright.
SPEAKER_01But I wasn't on it for an excessive amount of time to where it would be a permanent situation.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_01So like when they took me off of it, it's slowly like after two weeks, I'd get a little bit chubby.
SPEAKER_02Right.
SPEAKER_01No, you know, about a month, it'd get a little bit harder, and then about into two months, it'd be a little bit, and then all of a sudden it's like fully back.
unknownRight.
SPEAKER_02You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_01It took a while, probably had to work out of my system or whatever. But I but I understand, dude, like I went through some fucking stuff, dude, and things weren't working properly. You know what I mean? The pipes were broken, yeah. And I think that that established a precedent in our relationship to where if I got hard enough, we could do stuff. So we didn't, so sex wasn't prioritized right in the relationship, and I get and I I get that, but I was very vocal when that shit came back, dude. That wasn't a fucking secret, bro. I said it straight up. Uh first morning I woke up with a full-on heart on, dude. I fucking met I fucking messaged her, I sent her a picture, yeah, bro, in the morning, laying next to her, dude. I fucking fucking took a picture of my dick, yeah, and I fucking saved it. And then I waited for her to get up, and I was like, I got I got hard this morning. She was like, Yeah, right, lol. And I sent a picture of her, she was like, Oh my. Oh. So you were aware that it came back, dude. And then you still wanted to do this fucking I don't want to give you none, I don't want to do shit thing. And then I gotta get put in the fucking situation where fucking now you don't last long. Well, of course we mean fucking anything forever.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Bro, my experience even even because yo, I've been in drive dry spells to where I just jack off, right? But there's still nothing compared to sticking your dick in a nice warm wet hole.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But here's the thing. And I even I want as I want as far as to say you you're expecting something from somebody that doesn't get any, dude. You're expecting more than like four minutes out of someone who probably just the warmth of your pussy would make me bust a nut.
SPEAKER_00I I'm learning on the job here.
SPEAKER_01So I mean, and and then there's and then there's certain things that do help. Like yeah, right, right. I if I look, I'm coming. You if I look down and I see my dick going in and out, I'm busting my nut, dude. I can't look. It's uh that's always been a thing for me. I'm looking at the ceiling trying to count the fucking blades on the fucking ceiling fan. Even if you were like in the military, no, dude, when I was 22, well, yeah, yeah. When I was 22, my I'd get a heart out of fellow, my cock was numbing.
SPEAKER_00Right.
SPEAKER_01I wouldn't come for 25 minutes. Yeah, yeah. But like when you get older, dude. Well, you gotta understand as time goes, and say you get less and less and less and less. Sometimes even the visual gets you so fucking turned on. You know what I mean? Yeah, like there's been times, bro, where I've had her ass nice shinied up like fucking a Diddy party. Yeah, fucking nice baby oiled ass bent over, dude. Yeah, fuck a 24-inch Python. You know what I mean? Yeah, and just looking at that shit by Dick's Gardy fucking making fucking palpitations, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like, dude, like sometimes the visual will get you too. I'm not be the first one to admit it. Yeah, you ain't getting much out of me because you don't fucking give me it enough. You you can't do listen, you can't expect 15 minutes of fucking or 20 minutes of fucking out of me if fucking literally, bro, I'm inside a fucking vagina twice a month. You know, that's if that's like that's like saying to a fucking baseball player, you're only getting four at bats this month. Yeah, you better hit a home run.
SPEAKER_00Or or yo, just fucking skip uh spring training, pop right in on opening day. You think that guy, he's not starting off like fucking two for fucking 52.
SPEAKER_01That's what I mean. That's what's happening, dude. That's what I'm saying. That's that's that's like put you can use any analogy in sports. Yeah, you can be a fucking top-notch fucking goalie in the NHL, and you can literally fucking not play him for a fucking month and then fucking say, you want to know it? You're cold, you barely had any practice, get in there. You think he ain't giving up six goals? Because he is, right? The lack of fucking practice is the lack of fucking experience. The lack of experience means quicker fucking the fuck, quicker outcome. Yeah, yeah so you can't blame me. Like, I'll I take blame. It's my penis, yeah, it's my ejaculation to an extent, but like then on the other hand, it's like it's not the same, dude.
SPEAKER_00The second that you were better, like I understand she was at work, but and I'm not saying like hop, you know, walk in the door, throw your work clothes off, and just hop in bed. Like, you know, I'd have relaxed a little bit, but still, like that should have been a fucking a sign of yo, I'm ready to go.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but but what was weird is like what's the best way to explain it? Like, once it fucking she kind of knew it was like fixed, like that first month, dude, we did probably four or five, six times that month. Yeah, then the next month it seemed like it went right back to fucking ice cold. Yeah, it was like that one month, everything was kind of cool. I could survive four times a month. I'm cool with that once a week, we're busy. Like, that would be my standard. Four times a month, dude's fine with me. Yeah, you know what I mean. We both have a day off on Saturday, let's get it on quick, who cares? But like, and then it went right back to once or twice a month, and it's like, well, what the fuck, dude? Yeah, like it ain't the same. Me jerking off, dude, in the bathroom with the fucking door shut, listening to it plop into the water in my fucking toilet. You know what I'm saying? Or getting all over the seat and be able to get cleaner out. It's not the fucking sane, dude. It ain't the same when I fucking had that when I bought that fucking that ebony fucking torso thing from fucking fucking play now. Yeah, dude, I f I'm right. I'm not even a shame, bro. I walked right in the store, pulled that bitch off the shelf, cashed out, bought that motherfucker, and it's a dishwasher safe. Didn't give a fuck, dude. Because you want to know what I fucked the shit out of that thing.
SPEAKER_03I bet you did.
SPEAKER_01You know what I mean? Like it's assholes stretched all weird and shit now, and like she was almost had to be very either she had to be thrown out. You know what I'm saying? Like to the point to where I was fucking having sex with that thing so much, to where like the vagina part was because it was only like the fucking belly button down to like the thighs, right? I'd be fucking that thing, and you could see like the tip of my dick coming out the other side.
SPEAKER_00I'll put it this way even if they offered uh money back guaranteed we gotta ship it back, I'm good. I ain't shipping that shit.
SPEAKER_01I ain't shipping nothing back. I would even if they yeah, I'm saying I would never do that.
SPEAKER_00Hell no, not for something like that.
SPEAKER_01But I'm not gonna lie, dude. I have I did I.
SPEAKER_00So what do you want to do? You throw all the garbage?
SPEAKER_01Well, no, I mean I left it at the old apartment, right on the fucking floor on purpose so they can find it. But anyways, dude, like I'm not bullshitting. Like, if it had to be cleaned, uh-huh, like Quinn would go to bed and I would bring it in the kitchen, bro. Yeah, and I would use a bottle brush and shit to clean the vagina and the ass out to get all the fucking all the fucking fuck cum residue out. And it's like that um and it came with this fucking weird powder stuff.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah. You squirt inside to dry it back out to make it tight again. That's uh uh I had the sausage gray bolt blow job one, bro. Man, I wasn't expecting much until you start getting going, then you just like play with it a little bit, kind of like how a prompt sharp would like move their mouth around and shit. I'm like, ah, I'm trying, huh? Bro, this shit, like the only girl that's ever made me come off that hard was Jordan. To where it's like, yo, like I swear to god, bro, my fucking I was like dripping on and shit. Like, oh my god. I never had this type of thing.
SPEAKER_01I'll tell you one thing right now. I mean, fucking I think I would I don't think I cheat you know vaginally or asshole-wise, but I do truly believe like I would probably cheat for a blowjob because I definitely don't get those. That shit's a no-go. Because that was that that was another contentious point that I made. I said, you know what's fucking irritating? I go, if you just fucking like randomly fucking met some fucking sexy ass dude at your register at your store. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And you snuck off like you've done before. Yeah, I how much you want to bet you're sucking that dick, dude. Guaranteed, no questions asked. I said, but you know you come home and fucking I do everything you ask, dude, and then all of a sudden it's it's lucky if I can fucking put my hand on your ass while we're falling asleep.
SPEAKER_00Oh, so I don't even tell me that she fucking get off and so I don't understand.
SPEAKER_01Like, I don't understand, like, like in and then and then I'm held responsible and I take responsibility and I own that shit. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? But like, and I know you're gonna I know you're gonna be mad for a while, and that's fine. I have you have every right to be mad. Yeah, I'm just wrong. You've ever right to be mad, mad, big mad. But like at the end of the day, bro, like you drove me to the situation, dude. Yeah you put you put me in a horrible fucking situation that I didn't want to fucking be put in, dude.
SPEAKER_00Is that like you can't even flip it into you being honorable and spent, well, I didn't do it. You had every intent if they said Sean, you can go. But that no, but that but that's what but that but here's the thing.
SPEAKER_01I that's exactly what I said though.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01I said, so if you want to account that as cheating, then fine, I cheated. Yeah, that's fine with me. Yeah, that's because I would have with zero guilt either. Right, yeah, yeah. And she goes, Why wouldn't you have zero guilt? I said, What do you mean why? I go, it's fucking simple because she had a pussy that was gonna let me fuck it, and you have a pussy that don't. There's the difference, dude. And then and then and then I gotta get thrown all the guilt bullshit after that. You don't understand, like with between my back and fucking working and the fucking kids and the cleaning and blah blah blah. We do most of the work. Listen, but here's the thing, and then she gets mad when I go, Well, I don't want to see the issue here. Because didn't you did you or did you not just say you don't last long enough, anyways? So you're trying to tell me you couldn't find five minutes? Seeing that's seeing that's all I last for, right? You can't find five minutes. I go, I'm not, I said I'm fucking done. I took responsibility for my shit. Yeah, I told you straight up, if you want a deem that is cheating, by all means, yeah, you're completely entitled to that. Because absolutely was going to do it, dude. No questions asked, no doubts on anything. Absolutely was gonna follow through.
SPEAKER_00Alright, so do you see it as cheating?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, because I was gonna do it. Like literally, there was no put it this way, there was zero percent chance I wasn't doing that. I'm not lying, zero, with no guilt and no conscience at all. Yeah, because you wanna know what, bro? I shouldn't be in my own house, dude, and try to initiate sex and be told let me relax, I just got home. Or or I'm really tired. Maybe tomorrow. You know what I mean? And then I remember what Puck and Poppy used to tell me, and he used to tell me, tomorrow never comes. So once I hear tomorrow, I'm done trying to initiate. And then when I choose not to initiate, and then I say something about not getting any, she comes back at me and goes, It ain't like you've asked or tried lately. Well, you fucking told me no four times.
SPEAKER_02Right.
SPEAKER_01So, like, why am I I said it's it's I said just a male ego, bro. Yeah, I'm not gonna continue to pursue you or try to have sex with you if it's fucking 95% of the time fucking no or wait or later.
SPEAKER_03Right.
SPEAKER_01Like if that's the way it's always gonna be, then what the fuck am I even gonna try for?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And then when I don't, you go, I'm not the fucking manner of the relationship. You do you you do need to be the one to initiate it. So, but when I do, you tell me no. Or you fucking hold me off, or you tell me later, or say you're not in the mood, maybe tomorrow. There's always an answer. So that's what I mean when I have these conversations where I can't win either way.
SPEAKER_02Right.
SPEAKER_01I try to initiate sex, it's I'm too fucking hands, and I just want it right now and right then. Okay, and then when I don't fucking initiate it because you constantly like the C's for later. Yeah, but you but the point is is like if you constantly are fucking putting it on the back burner on me, yeah, and I'm constantly asking, and you're constantly shooting it down, or you're constantly telling me wait till later, and it later doesn't happen because now you're tired and falling asleep on the fucking couch, or you go to fucking bed before me, and then tomorrow I try and you go, you go, really, babe, you know I gotta work later, and I'm really not gonna be in the mood. And then the next thing you go, then I gotta wait four more days so you have a fucking day off. Then I try again and you tell me no. So when I get to the point where I don't try anymore, then I get it thrown in my face that you're the man of the relationship, you should be initiating fucking sex and you get some, but there's no win because I try to initiate it, you tell me to leave you alone. You tell I don't initiate, you tell me I'm the man of the relationship, I'm supposed to be initiating it. I can't win. You I live when I mean I can't win, bro. I can't win.
SPEAKER_03I think that she sees initiation different wrong differently than you do.
SPEAKER_01Well, absolutely, because you want to know what she's the one, okay, who fucking puts puts these fucking statements out or says shit or does certain things to put you in a situation where you're like, oh, that's how it's supposed to be. Okay. So when you fucking turn around and you say to me, What do you what how do you how what do you expect, Sean? What do you what how do what do you expect about sex? You know, technically we've been married for 13 years. What how do you think it's supposed to be? And my mind goes, you're right, just go in the room, fuck quick, and get out. That's what my mind thinks, dude.
SPEAKER_00You were you might have been still married uh married, but you weren't together for like nine of them.
SPEAKER_01No, that's not true for all that's the opposite of fucking what you just said, though. Well, okay. No, no, four years is still well that's a long time, dude. Yeah, she went through a lot of dicks in Green Right, just like I've been through quite a bit of pussies.
SPEAKER_02Right.
SPEAKER_01Okay, which is fine, but don't fucking put our relationship in the context of a 13-year fucking marriage and then turn around and say that's how our relationship should fucking be, and that's how I'm initiating sex that way as a married fucking couple, just to fuck quick and get it out of the way so we can go about our fucking day and deal with the fucking kids, but then when I do it that way, it's you treat me like a fucking hole, and that's it. I'm gonna tell you something right now, bro. Because I was I I was gonna say nah, fuck that. I'm gonna tell you straight up. There's certain things that I feel that certain anybody, dude, anyone in the world, if you expect certain things from me, you're not getting it. I'm sorry, I apologize. It ain't that I'm fucking unromantic and shit, but I shouldn't have to fucking do all kinds of above above and beyond shit just to fuck you, dude. I shouldn't have to buy you a bouquet of flowers and fucking make a fucking brose pedal trail to the fucking bedroom just to fuck you one time, right? Like I understand that every once in a while it should be a romantic thing and you should be able to do this and whatever, whatever comes. That's all that's all well and fucking good. That's but if that's what you're expecting all the time, I may as well just continue to jerk off.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Because I'm not doing that all the time, bro. I'm not a chick. What the fuck do you do for me to want me to fucking do something?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01What the fuck do I get? You nothing. I get called a fucking retard, a moron, an idiot. Fucking, do you realize when you talk how stupid you fucking sound? Or you're a lazy motherfucker and shit like that. And then you turn around and you want me to fucking believe that fucking like all the other shit. You know when I get mad I say shit I don't mean. I said, No, when you get mad, you say shit you do mean, then you apologize. That's what it is, dude.
SPEAKER_00Anger. Anger is the same thing. People talking to me, oh, sorry, man, I was mad drunk last night.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_00Your sober mind is how you really feel.
SPEAKER_01No, drunk heart, sober minds. That's always been true, though. But I'm not, but I try to give the benefit of the doubt on them things because I'm not going to be a dick. I have gotten really, really, really mad, fucking sober, and said some real ruthless shit that I fucking meant, but I probably shouldn't have said it.
SPEAKER_03Right.
SPEAKER_01I'm not saying I didn't mean it. You shouldn't have known that. Or I shouldn't have said that to you. I've done that plenty of times. So for me to like not be a be a big enough person to give the benefit of the doubt, because it ain't it ain't like it's an excessive thing. It ain't one of them things that's said on a on so frequently that it makes me mad.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01It's every once in a while. But it's just the point. Like, don't expect your fucking husband or your boyfriend or your fiance to want to initiate a fucking sexual fucking something sexual with you if you continually emasculate them, dude. Or do something to shit on their ego constantly. Like that right there is gonna cause the fucking dude not to give fuck a fully fucking erect. He's not gonna want to fuck someone who's constantly talking down on him, dude. Who would want who would want to do that?
SPEAKER_00My advice isn't me just like grab her and just be like, not not um not like a menacing way, but just like grab her and just be like, yo, we're we're doing this. Yeah, don't ask for permission.
SPEAKER_01And my and then and then might just be like you rape me. Yeah, that's what I mean. I mean, so then I'm then then I'm gonna get a no. And then I'm gonna be told I sexually assaulted her while the fucking kids were awake. That's what I'd get next. I'd probably be in jail.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01So like that's what I mean. And I'll we'll we'll go ahead and swing it just a little bit here. And that is why dudes don't do that caveman type of shit with their wives anymore, because of this fucking me too, believe in women all the time, bullshit. And this is why dudes don't act. You motherfuckers want chivalry, son, but we can't do it because you take it so if if that's the case and that's what you women wanted, how much you want to bet 90% of the fucking time. If it ain't a dude that you were actually attracted to, he'd be a fucking weird stalker. Yeah, that if he was being chivalrous with you. Nah, you're right, or wanted to open up, or you were going into a store and you opened up the door and he goes, Hey, how you doing today, beautiful? You sexually yo, you verbally sexually assaulted her because you said something, dude. Because if you ain't her type, you're a fucking creepy stalker who should go to jail. Yeah, or some rapey, or some rapey weirdo.
SPEAKER_00That's facts, dude.
SPEAKER_01Okay, always everyone's fucking cup of fucking tea, fine. Yeah, but we shouldn't have to. Why do you think dudes don't fucking really say shit anymore? Yeah. Number one, we don't want to be fucking humiliated in front of our fucking friends because if we ain't your type, you ain't even gonna be nice about it. Nah, and then you're not you're not gonna be like, oh, you're just not my type, but I appreciate you fucking telling me I'm beautiful. No, you're gonna fucking pick on me, dude.
SPEAKER_00You see the roast me, bro. You seen the videos of a dude walk up to a to a chick on uh in the mall or outside in a Varric street kind of thing, yeah. Fucking like bar district or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude walked up with a headphone or a um microphone, whatever, step up, try to talk to her, and her fucking meat body friend. Oh, her fat friend, yeah. Excuse me, she's not interested. And he was like, Well I seen that.
SPEAKER_01Well, I seen a bunch of those, dude.
SPEAKER_00I didn't ask you. I asked her.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. There's there's there's always the fair ugly friends cock walking all the fucking behind you. You might be fucked up. That's why a lot of these fucking pretty girls go out with fucking go out with fat shape. No, or or the ugly one, yeah, or the little bit of a chubby one, or the one that don't have any fucking fashion sense that looks so weird. Yeah, that's why you go out with that girl because she's the one who's the only one who's gonna want to go out and have an actual fucking girl's night and have fun with her fucking friends because no dude's gonna hit on her fat ugly ass. That's why. That's the reason why they fuck cock block religiously, dude. That is literally why they do it. Because they know, dude, that their fucking friends are gonna in the middle. And if it happens to be somebody that that cute girl's interested in, she's gonna shut that shit down and tell her fucking weird ass friend to get out of the way. Right. But the point is that you women have every option to be as selective as you want. Yep. But as soon as we have something that we like, or is a type that we like, but you're not happening to be interested in it, we're now this fucking creepy weirdo that's trying to sexually assault, stalk you, and rape you. Yeah. We're now all we're we're now all Bill Cosby's and it's fucked up. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00The fucking Bill Cosby thing made no sense to me because he he's funny enough as is. Like, I think that if if you were to have a conversation with him, he'd probably make you laugh. Right? That's half the battle with getting a bitch in your crib. Yeah, no shit. Is a good time, right? He didn't need to do the Quaid loot shit, I don't think. I don't think he needed it. You know what I mean? Like, I think I don't know. I just think getting him in the door would have sealed the deal for a guy like Bill Cosme. Yeah, no shit. It's not so it's not like the entertainment has to continue once you're in here. If I'm fucking Bill Cosme or like Nick Cannon or whatever, you know, whatever.
SPEAKER_01Well, there's a reason why Nick Cannon's got fucking nice and kids here. He didn't have to rape nobody.
SPEAKER_00No, and he didn't have to entertain anything after you after you walk in the fucking door.
SPEAKER_01Boston not in elite.
SPEAKER_00It was fucking, hey, here's you have something to drink, you want to eat quick, no, blah blah blah, okay, or I'll I'll take a sweet tea or something. And then down, hey, down to business. Here we go.
SPEAKER_01That's what I mean. It's fucked up.
SPEAKER_00So I don't know. The Bill Cosby thing, I don't think he needed the shit. It's kind of like Barry Bonds and the fuck steroids. He needed it.
SPEAKER_01Well, he wouldn't hit them any home runs, but he'd have a great player in Hall of Fame or still. He'd be still being Hall of Fame, and he'd definitely put more stolen bases then.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01So I mean, like, he was he was he he he started out as a contact player that stole bases. He was like a Ricky Henderson type. No, he was a good player.
SPEAKER_00He got in based off of average.
SPEAKER_01I think he was a way above average player in fucking Pittsburgh. He didn't need anything. He didn't need anything.
SPEAKER_00No, there's that clip that showed comes up fucking.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but you want to know what you have you come into that fucking steroid era, you didn't have a choice back.
SPEAKER_00I was gonna say, yeah, there's this one clip where fucking Barry Bonds just started juicing, and he didn't, yeah, you could tell the fucking size difference. And fucking Barry Bonds picks him up with like picks him up like a fucking eight-year-old star spinning them around and shit. And I and someone goes, yo, at that moment the fucking decision was made. And I go, Yeah, you're probably right. Yep, that was it right there. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I ain't some fucking child that you do fucking carry your own.
SPEAKER_00Get the fuck out of here, dude. Yeah, hell nah, bro. Uh-uh.
SPEAKER_01But I mean, it's for me at the end of the day, dude, like I'm trying to be the fucking bigger person in the fucking relationship right now. Yeah. I'm letting her stay fucking mad. I'm staying out of everyone's motherfucking way. And I fucking literally just made the conscious decision, dude. Like, if everyone else in the fucking house wants to go do shit in her in the fucking summer, I'll fucking stay home, dude. Because I'm not gonna be the one. Listen, I know how things go. Yeah, and I know how it's I know exactly how it's all gonna work its fucking self out. I'm like a fuck, I'm like fucking Nostradamus when it comes to a fucking relationship. I know how the shit's gonna go. I'm not fucking stupid, and I'm not a retard. I know exactly how things are gonna go down. You think that I don't know that any and every time we do something in the summer and the littlest thing goes wrong, I'm not being blamed for it because I absolutely get blamed for it. It's gonna be my fault. I turned wrong, I got a law shit, a fucking idiot. Fucking block. I'm gonna get blamed for fucking everything. And I'm gonna be the fucking I'm gonna be the punching bag, and then I gotta sit there and I gotta fucking take it because in the back of my mind I'm gonna go, she's fucking still mad because I cheated, bro. So I may as well just let it go. So I'm I'm so I'm gonna avoid me getting treated like a fucking dog. I'd rather stay home.
SPEAKER_02I'm dead fucking serious.
SPEAKER_01I am I am gonna can I am gonna be involved in little to nothing this summer, dude. When one of the only things I'm really gonna be that I'm truly gonna be involved in is whatever is predetermined for my birthday, if there's anything at all.
SPEAKER_00I'm gonna get you done.
SPEAKER_01No, I'm just saying if there's something planned to do something. Anything. I don't even know if the party, we don't even drink people like anything.
SPEAKER_00You know what I mean.
SPEAKER_01Well, even if it's like if there's anything planned, obviously, if there's any type of like cake, ice cream, bringing out to dinner deal, I'll obviously participate won't be a piece of shit.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01When it comes to fuck Quinn's birthday, obviously I'm gonna participate. I'm not gonna be a piece of shit. But I think all the other excursions, I'm not gonna want anything to do with it. All the other things because I'm not unless fucking something changes, dude.
SPEAKER_00Scott had a gripe about Graham and Jill just like fucking glossing over his 50th. That nigga ain't getting a hundred a hundredth. He might not get a 75th. I don't understand. What do you mean it's 50th? His 50th birthday, they they they're supposed to throw a party or something. Dude, there's no way it's it'll be a 60th, dude. No, it's years ago. It's years ago. I was gonna say, I'm talking 48, dude. No, this is like when they're going to the club and shit. Oh uh, they're they're talking about throwing him like a 50th surprise party thing and they completely blank that. He still holds that shit over grandson.
SPEAKER_01Well, I mean, he's gotta be he's gotta be 60 now, right? Yeah, something like that. When was he born? I think when was he born? 65, 6? I don't know when he was 65, 6? I don't have no fucking idea. I know he's near 60. Yeah, because I think me and him got a 12 or 13 year age difference.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Because he was like almost a teenager when I was fucking born. So like I think it's fucked up. If no one doesn't think we're a 60, he's birthday, they're pieces of shit. That's fucked up. And if I had the money to do it for him, and I know he don't really like me for the most part, I would do it if I could.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01If I had the money, dude, to just bring that dude to a fucking nice little bar and fucking bring him out to eat, have some drinks, and fucking laugh like we used to.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And just have a fucking throwback day.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Get a fucking buzz, eat some fucking food, go to a quiet fucking bar and chill. Like either he'd be down for it. If I had the money to do it, I'd fucking do it. Because that's fucked up, dude. Because you want to know what? It sounds fucking fucked up to say, but how much you want to fucking bet, I'll sell my fucking virgin asshole on fucking eBay for 15 cents. I guarantee fucking tee it. Either Jay-Z or fucking Danny are gonna fucking want me to fucking do something on my 50th birthday with them. I will guarantee fucking tee it. Watch. Guaranteed, no doubt. And they're fucking barely speak to me, and one lives in Florida. So, and that's fucked up, dude. Like your own fucking family, and not to be fucked up a dick. Scott's the only one who like literally always gets along with everybody. Can't really beef and argue with nobody, dude. He tries to fucking do shit for people if he can. I mean, he's an asshole most of the time, but that's just all of us, dude. That's the neary group. We're assholes most of the fucking time. That's just what it is, dude.
SPEAKER_00That's that's what I was gonna say. Like I feel like that if they skipped over, like, if if you were to skip over one or like not participate for some for your birthday, then I feel like that the next year it would either be like how Scott was for his grand, or you would just be like, I'm not going ever again. Because it was like disrespectful to you that you didn't do anything for everybody.
SPEAKER_01Well, I mean, uh I'm I'm just saying, like, I hate being that person because I fucking even told Quinn straight up. Have fun with your mom this summer, dude. Unless something fucking changes, dude, between now and fucking then, I'm really not gonna fucking, I'm not fucking partaking in fucking shit, dude. You guys can go, you guys can have a blast, you'll save some money with me not fucking being going with you. Have fucking fun. Because I am not, dude. I fucking refuse because I am not gonna be the one that's always gonna be goaded into an argument and fucking antagonized and fucking talk shit to, and then when I stand up for my fucking self, I get told that I'm the one who ruined fucking vacation because that's just the type of rotten motherfucker you are. I'm just not gonna fucking do it, dude. You cannot blame me if I am just not around, dude. I cannot get blamed if I just exclude my fucking self. I shouldn't have to do that. Literally shouldn't have to do it, but I will. And I have no issue with it, dude. Because you want to go do shit, go right ahead. I don't care. But you want to know what? I ain't even gonna be able to win in that fucking situation. Because if they fucking go, hold on, if they go and do shit, and fucking she takes the fucking baby with her, and I'm here alone, guess what Sean's doing? Sean's fucking out fucking some black chick in fucking West Utica while she's out fucking having to take care of fucking kids on a vacation. So no matter any angle you view this, unless something fucking changes, it's gonna continue to stay fucked up. So So I mean it's just not even complicated, dude.
SPEAKER_00Has there been a like traction? Have you guys spoken about this? I mean, you know where you land on all this?
SPEAKER_01Um Joshua, it's still to where I'm not even allowed to say anything about it.
unknownWow.
SPEAKER_01Because if I do, it's I'm just trying to I'm bringing it up to start a fucking argument. So I don't just don't say anything. And then when she fucking like, for example, she was told to her fucking face, and this was before she found shit on my phone. Yeah, this is and I'm what I'm about to say anybody listening can understand what I'm fucking saying right here. So this was before she found shit on the phone and found whatever, supposedly cheating and titty pictures and fucking whatever else she fucking found, okay? Whatever, whatever folks are fucking boat. She knew prior to this that me switching positions at my fucking job, that my schedule fucking changed. It went from fucking eight to four, which was seven and a half hours a day, to eight to four thirty, so I can get eight hours a day because the position is completely different. I gotta go out every day and I gotta count people's medications and I gotta make sure their apartments are clean, and I gotta make sure they get to their doctor's appointments, and I gotta bring them grocery shopping, and I gotta bring them to fucking get their glasses, and I gotta bring them to Utica, and I gotta bring them to Bosco, and I gotta bring them to Chubbs, and there's gonna be days, dude, where I'm fucking knocking till they get out of there at 4:30, five o'clock. She was told this shit before she found anything. Okay, so let's put this in context, okay? This is a true story because this shit literally just happened Wednesday. Not lying. She fucking calls me at probably like one o'clock, one thirty. All right, and just happens to be a fucking free, dude. And I haven't been able to answer the phone. And I was like, Yeah, what's up? She was like, Oh, she was like, Around what time are you gonna be home? And I said, probably around five. She goes, I thought you got out of work at four. I said, I said, bro, you don't listen, dude. I said, I fucking told you with the new position that changed from eight to four to eight to four thirty because it's a completely different job. It's a completely different thing. It's a 40-hour a week fucking schedule instead of a 37 and a half hour week schedule. Right. It's completely fucking different. I told you this before, okay? And she goes, Yeah, whatever, whatever. What the fuck ever? Fuck you, click. Okay, hangs up on me, dude. I'm like, what the fuck ever? Don't even give a fuck, dude. I'm like, don't even say anything. I don't text, I don't try to call back and be like, you don't have no right to be mad. Fucking said nothing, dude. So we got done maybe a little bit early, bro. Probably like 420, something, and we were done. So I was like, I'm fucking leaving. So I happen to text her and I go, I'm my way out the door now, right? My the very next message to her from her was I hope you had fun with that fucking dirty black bitch. I shouldn't even have you fucking come home. All because you didn't listen to me when I told you my schedule changed, and it was before you fucking knew anything. That's what I was told. Hope you had fun with that fucking d nasty fucking black bitch.
SPEAKER_00At the end of the day, it shouldn't even matter.
SPEAKER_01But but at the end of the day, you're gonna understand. It fucking fucking throws the dynamic of this house right the fuck off. True. Everybody's all fucked up over it. Quinn doesn't know what to fucking say and do half the fucking time. You can tell the baby acts fucking weird because we're not fucking barely speaking.
unknownRight.
SPEAKER_01You know what I'm saying? Like he knows because it there was one situation with normal, and now it's I'm over there, she's over here, she's on her phone, I'm on my phone, nobody fucking talks. We just fucking lay here until it's time for fucking bed. Nobody says shit. Barely, little to nothing. So it throws the whole fucking house off. You know what I'm saying? And then when I try to fucking talk, she goes, Yeah, mm-hmm, okay, yep, mm-hmm, yeah, okay. That's what I get. But when you fucking say shit to me about, oh, you know, you know what sounds like good for the fucking summer, you know what we should do? We should do this, this, this, and this. And I go, Yeah, that actually sounds fun. You know, I haven't done that in a long ass time. And I'm trying to contribute to the conversation. But when I say something, it's yep, okay, mm-hmm, yep, yep, okay, mm-hmm, get sure, fine, good, whatever you want. That's what I get. So, if that's the dynamic of the house, dude, I just shut the fuck down. I don't say shit. I mean, what's the point if I'm just gonna be fucking fucking talked to like an asshole? So I just don't say shit, and I don't want to fucking harp on it, but fuck, man. Like, not to be an asshole. She had some fucking balls, anyways, dude. To say certain fucking things to me, bro, that really pissed me off, dude. Yeah, you're gonna turn around and have the balls to say to me, okay, that Sean, you did this shit when we were together before. You did this shit before. You caught you messaging people before. Hold on, I'm gonna say the hypocrisy here because you need to hear it. Fucking you did this shit before when we were together. You got caught messaging bitches before, and I know you fucking cheated on me, blah blah blah blah blah. Okay, but then when I go ahead and I go, bro, you fucked someone in the backseat of my car, dude. You fucking snuck out the fucking door while I was fucking sleeping, took my car drunk, drove to Rome, did whatever you wanted to do with whomever you wanted to do with it, didn't come up to nine o'clock in the morning, put buttoning up your fucking pants coming up the fucking stairs. But I bring that shit up, and she goes, I change, I'm not like that anymore. So then what gives you the motherfucking right to say shit to me about what I did nine fucking years ago? You have no right to say a fucking thing because you did worse. And when I say shit, it's don't bring up the fucking past, but you can see the problem? That's the dynamic issue. That's the problem because you cannot say shit about what she did in the past, but everything I did in the past can get thrown in my fucking face. Oh, all I did was get drunk while I was pregnant for fucking Quinn. You and fucking Danny did not fucking get drunk the whole fucking time. Oh, that can get thrown in my fucking face. But we were just, you know, cooking for you fucking six days a week.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_01Don't take that for fucking granted. You know what I'm saying? Don't give me the benefit of the doubt that when I fucking met you, there was another girl fucking pregnant with my fucking child that wanted me to get back into a relationship with her, and I chose you over her. So I don't get the benefit of the doubt of that one. Because I could have very easily have fucking went with her fucking even though she's an ugly bitch. But I also knew that when she got paid, she'd pay her bills and give me your fucking bank card and tell me at least they were 30 bucks. And all I had to do was work fucking part-time, and I could pretty much do what I wanted with her fucking money. And I still chose you over her, but where's the benefit of the doubt? Don't get it there. You know what I'm saying? There's so many other things that come into play, dude. You shouldn't have a right to throw my past in my face if I can't do it back. This shit is not uncomplicated, dude. I made that shit simple and to the fucking point. At the end of the day, bro, I am a fucking pussy prisoner. It ain't gonna fucking change. It ain't gonna change anytime fucking soon. And that's just what it is. And if that's the fucking case, if I ain't balls deep in her ass fucking in the next fucking two weeks, then you can have fucking fun summer without me. Because I am fucking not. I will sit here and I will jerk off all over everything in the fucking house, dude. I will fuck my fucking cum will be everywhere. So that's just the way that shit's gonna wind up being. Because I'm not I'm not gonna do that shit. Like, I hate saying it, dude. I love the girl to death, bro. I was fucking wrong, but god damn. Like this is gonna be one of them things that if it goes on for too long, I'm gonna have to leave, dude. Because you're not gonna f I'm not gonna stay there, I'm not gonna stay in a relationship, and if then every anytime you don't get your way, or any time that you don't get what you want out of a situation, you're gonna go back to you're a fucking cheating motherfucker. Because you're gonna continue to do that, and you're gonna say my feet in the fire and I'm gonna tell you the fucking thing you need to go.
SPEAKER_00So I wonder how much that like played a role in in her wanting to get back with you because like no matter what, like when you guys were together, that shit happened, right? So when things go wrong, she now knows because now she's a reference point because it almost happened previously, that it's something that she always hang over your fucking head at all times. And it's just a matter of now, it's a matter of how much are you willing to take up.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but yeah, but it doesn't change that doesn't change the fact that fucking if I really wanted to, I could keep it going, do the same fucking thing back.
SPEAKER_02Right, right, right.
SPEAKER_01Um I use this example. I'm getting fucking screened at for literally literally cheating when I didn't actually stick my penis inside anybody. Right. I didn't get a chance to go, right? I wasn't allowed to leave, dude. Because I would have done it, dude. But it doesn't change the fact that I went to her work, yeah, grabbed the fucking crock pot. But don't get me wrong, it was about two years ago. Yeah, she grabbed a crock pot from her mom. She was we were gonna do a fucking dinner the next day. We were gonna do like a crock pot lasagna or some bullshit. Yeah, and we borrowed a crock pot for her because we didn't have one. She said, Swing by my work and grab it. I go by her work and grab it. Fucking she said, come in. I come in, she gives me a fucking kiss, she says I love you.
SPEAKER_00She never went in.
SPEAKER_01No, no, that's not no, we were back together already.
SPEAKER_00No, no, no.
SPEAKER_01She moved down with me on Parkside Court already. Oh she was already fucking there, dude. Oh so she comes to fuck I go to her fucking work and pick up the crock pot because she was already in my house with the fucking baby. Oh she fucking I go to grab the crock pot, she fucking gives me a fucking kiss, she says I love you. Then fucking two hours later, I get a text saying I was rough housing with my brother and he pinched me in the neck.
SPEAKER_00Oh, yeah, I remember taking that.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and then she came home with hickeys on her neck. Yeah, okay. Tried to fucking lie and say it was fuck because she was rough housing with her brother. When I know the difference between a pinch and a fucking suck mark, okay?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, you came in my house with a fucking like this on my neck, dude.
SPEAKER_01You came to that. But hold on. You came in the house with a fucking hickey on your fucking neck, okay? And you fucked some other dude where you're living in my fucking house. And you have the fucking balls, dude. And you want to know what she says? Wait till this fucking day. If I mention it, you know what she fucking says to me? We weren't even officially back together yet. I was just living with you. That's that's what I did, dude.
SPEAKER_00Just living with you is is different than just like it's not good, it's not like that me and you were roommates, and I was like, yo, Sean, can't you think we have roommate it out for like six months or something? That'd be one thing. Then like if I'm paying my side of the rent or whatever, then to an extent because you have Quinn here, right? So whoever bring whoever bring over have to be vetted. I get that. But like outside of that, right? It shouldn't matter who I bring in into the home because I'm I'm doing my part. Yeah. But for her to just be like it happened, and well, dude, the frustrating, but the but the frustrating part was in this one. Okay, you're living in my house.
SPEAKER_01Uh, this is what I said to her, and it still didn't hold no fucking weight because she's just always gonna hold on to that. We weren't officially back together deal. And that's what she's gonna hold on to, and that's fine. Do do what you want. I know how it made me feel. Right. It felt like I got fucking cheated on. That's what it fucking felt like, dude.
SPEAKER_02Right.
SPEAKER_01Because every single fucking night, where were you sleeping? You were on the couch, motherfucker.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, right.
SPEAKER_01You were in bed with me saying hold me.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01So and you literally, the day you fucked and cheated on me, told me you loved me, then you left work and fucked some dude.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01So how dude explain to me how that wasn't cheating.
SPEAKER_03It was.
SPEAKER_01Do the whole thing here.
SPEAKER_00Alright. Sorry, you guys had a very difficult uh technical difficulties here.
SPEAKER_01But I mean, yeah, but no, no, no, no, I'll definitely definitely swing to it to fuck the subject. Um, because there's other things that have been like frustrating. Like I switched fucking position at my job, yeah, and then like my favorite boss puts her fucking resignation in. Yeah. It fucking bums me out because that was the only lady who like genuinely had my fucking back.
SPEAKER_00That's the worst thing, too, is like things things are going bad in the life, and then they gotta turn around and rear their ugly head fucking professionally, and just like, yo, enough is enough, dude. Like I said, dude. My escape is supposed to be here.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. And that was my that's and like you know, not to be an asshole. This this job that I'm working, like where I'm work what I'm doing now, yeah. It is one of those situations, dude, where I feel that's my safe space, dude. Right. I feel safe there. You know what I'm saying? I feel like fucking like I can be myself and I'm not gonna be fucking held in in trouble for shit that I do. I can act like my fucking self. Now, we don't I don't know who the fuck's taking her spot, dude.
SPEAKER_02Right.
SPEAKER_01If there's some fucking uptight prick from the fucking from the fucking corporate office come rolling in and take that fucking job, bro, that there's gonna be a problem. A lot of people are gonna lose their job, dude. Yeah, because we all act a certain way, dude. We're used to being a certain way in the office, it's been that way for almost a year now, dude. We all break balls, dude. We all fucking swear, we have fucking political arguments in the fucking office, dude. Fucking image center is fucking crazy, people pissing his shitting on the floor, like fucking dude, the place is fucking crazy, okay? But you you if when you don't know who's coming in and taking that position, it already makes you feel a little fucking uncomfortable. Yeah so like for me, if fucking if Charlie Rose doesn't take that spot, we're in for a fucking rough ride, dude. I'm not lying. We're in for a rough ride. Do you think that the company knows that? Um I think they're banking on Charlie Rose taking that spot, and it's been brought up to her fucking six times on fucking Friday, and she looked us all dead in the fucking face. There's no way she's taking it under any fucking circumstances because half the time she doesn't even want to do the job that she has already. So she don't want more on her fucking plate. So if that's the case, then she don't want it, then who's they gonna get to take it? I'm not qualified for it, so I ain't getting that shit. Is it Joe ain't qualified, he ain't getting that shit. Sandy's fucked 70, she ain't getting it, and Gina's never worked their fucking program, so she can't get it. So who's gonna get it? Okay, somebody an outsider or someone from corporate, dude. Yeah. Which is gonna fuck that whole office up, dude.
SPEAKER_00If it's someone from corporate, they're not gonna allow your office to function the way that it currently functions. Well, it looks like I'll be out of a job then.
SPEAKER_01Because I refuse to change how I fucking act.
SPEAKER_00I fucking Oh, speaking of, I finally had my work meeting the other day that was from a couple weeks ago. I thought me getting sick might have fucking like swept her on the rug, but no, it didn't. Uh she had it, and uh she was like, So what was the issue? Like, what was the big deal that made you want to fucking walk out? And I was like, Because you called my professionalism into question. That's why. And she was like, So on our in-office days, upper management, you know, sits really want to sit, whatever, one of them sat by you, and I made the comment, whatever. And from her perspective, this was a human, it wasn't AI, this is a human that said that uh what I was saying to this client was very professional and I need to be looked into and all that shit.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So I told it straight up, I was like, I'm not changing the way I do my job, dude. This is how I get good surveys. And kind of like you said, I brought it up. I said, if you want me to change how I do my job, then I'm not I'm not following responsible for my enough survey numbers fucking going down.
SPEAKER_01Um all I'm saying is that I'm finally I'm finally learning my new position. You know what I mean? Like I got the actual like labor part of the job down. I know it's but it took me fucking two weeks to like learn the like med count shit and uh yeah, make sure they stay on task with the goals and chores type of stuff. Like it took me a minute to like kind of adjust. Yeah, it's completely different from what I was doing before, and I'm kinda I got that part down, and now it's like learning like the fucking way you specifically gotta do the notes because you know they're built through Medicaid and Medicare type of stuff, the retirees, and like the next part is to learn like the way they do their notes and certain things like that. That's the next thing I gotta learn. Yeah, so but like I'm finally learning, and now a fucking new person's gonna come in, yeah. And we uh dude, we have no idea if this new person is gonna come in is gonna change the way we do shit. For all we know, bro. This new person can come in and throw a rigor wrench right in this shit, dude. Yeah, and if he does, he or she does, I already know the outcome. Sandy's gonna fucking retire, dude. She won't stand for it, bro. As soon as someone fucks with the way she works, she'll leave. She's 70. She don't need to work, she gets social security, bro. Yeah, she takes this this this job is literally, she said it straight up. She told me it fucking a week ago. I work so I have money in my pocket because I make enough of my retirement to pay my bills. I just want some money.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01She goes, I can get money anywhere.
SPEAKER_00She's fucking doing that by by choice.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. So so I already know that if this new person comes in and fucks with our shit, she'll quit.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And if she quits, guess what happens? That puts me and Joe back in a position to where we're fucking short staffed, and it'll be fucking impossible for us to keep up on the clients that we have. Because if we lose a person between me and him doing the notes and doing the fucking people every week, there's 30 fucking four of them, dude. You split that in half. Bro, we don't even have enough time in the week to fucking do it all. We can't do med counts and fucking bed checks and fucking when when catastrophes happen and shit happens in the departments that gotta deal with landlords and fucking bed bugs and roaches, bullshit, and people fucking moving and people having fucking medical issues and psychiatric issues and then getting back up isn't doing notes, it's fucking impossible. So if this person comes in and fucks shit up, she's gonna leave. She leaves, our department's fucked. And nobody's gonna want to slide in that situation because now these this person's gonna be building their own team, and if that's the case, me and Joe are gonna feel like we're on the outs. And if we feel like we're on the fucking outs, we're either gonna post out the somewhere else and fucking leave or look for another job. Because we don't want to feel like we're getting pushed out of a position. Because a lot of times, bro, when new management comes in, they want to bring their own people. It's only a matter of time, but they want to bring their own people in. You know what I mean? So if that's the case, you know what I mean? He's gonna sooner or later he's gonna want to bring his own people and be trained his own fucking way, which means the way we do shit is gonna go right out the fucking window. Yeah, and that's gonna put us in a real bad situation. So I'm just praying, dude. Well, praying Charlie Rose takes that fucking spot, dude.
SPEAKER_00If they do that too, it's kind of like a small scale, the entire fucking operation's gotta be retrained.
SPEAKER_01Well, I the the issue is gonna be I think it's gonna be the only here's the thing. And I I'm trying to process it a certain way so that it's fucking not said like I fucking sound like an idiot. The way our office is right now, you can already kind of see that there's there's a loyalty amongst the group, dude. Right and I think that if a new person comes in and really fucks that flow up really bad, that I have enough faith, dude, and it sounds fucked up to say this, between Gina and fucking Charlie Rose to literally be like, shit ain't gonna go down like that, bro. You can fucking fire me too. Yeah, because it's because you can tell Charlie Rose can be a real fucking bitch, even though I liked her.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01And Gina don't take no one's shit. That's why we didn't get along, because we don't talk shit to each other. So, like, I think that if it got to a point where the jobs were really uncomfortable and motherfuckers didn't like how things were going, they seemed like they would be the two who'd be like, yo, you gotta fucking make sure you gotta make them feel comfortable, you're not gonna do the work they want to do. You gotta fucking fix your attitude, or they're not gonna do the work they want to do for you.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, so yeah, because you have the type of personality just like me. If you push me into it, you're gonna get I'll do it. Don't worry about it, I'll do it. You're gonna get the most lacklustre.
SPEAKER_01Listen, yep. Fucking you are gonna listen. I am gonna I'm gonna do what what people call the fucking what is it?
SPEAKER_00Easy quitting or something, yeah, quiet quitting.
SPEAKER_01I'm gonna quiet quit, dude. I am gonna do the fucking bare minimum to keep my job. The bare fucking minimum, which means I'll probably never get a raise, which is fine. I'm cool with the money I make, because if shit goes down, I'll be still cool money wise. But like, and then I at during that time during that time period, I'd just be looking for another fucking job.
SPEAKER_03Right.
SPEAKER_01Because I'm not gonna be put in the fucked up situation, bro. Like, I dude, I just got fully comfortable, dude. Yeah, you know what I mean? I get fucking everyone on my fucking the peer team likes me. Yeah, Hannah likes me, the new girl Bailey fucking likes me. Gina's relationship fucking changed once she realized I could do my fucking job. Charlie Rose always thought I was fucking crazy and I made her laugh every fucking day. Joe likes me. Sandy, Sandy's trying to be my best friend, she's an old lady.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01You know what I mean? And Janae fucking grew up in West Utica just like me.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01So we get along, bro. I sit in those, those fucking uh I could sit in an office and have a shoot the shit for two hours and she'd be like, yo, she's still gonna get paid. Fuck it.
SPEAKER_00Those fucking uh memes be having me laugh, but it's like jobs will put you like like your best friends, your coworker, and be like, yo, like where the fuck is Vernon today? Dude's like 67, yeah. You're fucking 30, but you're paying this guy.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, dude, but it was like what that's similar to like when I fucking worked at fucking Fleet Bank before I changed the Bank of America. Like I would come into work and like Herbie wouldn't be there, dude. And I'd go to my boss Dave Lincoln and be like, yo, where's my boy Herbie at?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Uh he took for a couple vacation days, didn't he tell ya? And I'm like, oh, I was like, he's old, man. I was kind of worried about him, dude. Like I didn't even know he had vacation.
SPEAKER_02Right.
SPEAKER_01You know what I mean? But because you know, the cool stuff about Herbie, dude, and I don't know if you knew this, right? He fucking grew up in the house that Graham's in right now, before your great-grandparents bought it. Wow. He showed me pictures of the fucking house when it had bushes around it, yeah, and the land and where the where the driveways on the front lawn now had a gigantic fucking tree out front. And the only reason you can tell it's her house is because you can see Jay Z's old house and Dale's old house right next to it, and then seeing that that house didn't have a driveway, you can see it because it didn't have a closed in portion shit yet. You can tell it was Brayton Park, dude. Yeah, we can tell it was it. So, like, that's how me and him kind of whatever. Yeah, and then he got so comfortable with you to the point to where we would trade cigarettes out back, yeah. Like, he'd go, I'm in the move, I'm in the move for a menthol, Sean. He goes, Let me get let me get a menthol from you, and I'd be like, All right, and I'd give him a fucking newport, and he'd give me a fucking Paul Mall non-filter. We'd swap.
SPEAKER_00Oh, yeah, yo, just the carpet carrying, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01So he got so comfortable with me, dude. Like, we were sitting there one day and he goes, You want to see something fucking cool? And I'm like, Herbie, you're fucking insane, bro. I go, I'm not sure, dude. If I want to see anything, fucking you want to show me. I go, You're fucking nuts. Because he really was a crazy fucking whole white dude, man. He always wore the fucking similar jeans, he had the fucking flannel shirt that when it was summer, he'd still wear a flannel shirt, but he'd roll him up roll up like a short sleeve, and he had fucked suspenders and shit, dude, with fucking work boots. Like we always wore like the same shit every day, right? Yeah, so we were sitting there, it was dead, it was a fucking snowstorm. We're sitting on the loading dock with the loading dock doors open, smoking a cigarette, right? And he fucking looks at me again, he goes, Hey, he goes, Hey Sean, you want to see something fucking cool? I go, Herbie, no, dude, not really. I go, but why not? Fuck it, right? So he fucking stands up, close his fucking wallet out, he sits back down. He goes, How many fucking card carnian members of the Klu Klux clan do you know? And I go, none, Herbie. He goes, Well, now you do. And he shows me the card. And sure as shit, dude, I it was the fucking KKK out of fucking Waterville. Or no, Watertown. Sorry, Watertown. Yeah, it was dude. I didn't even know they had a KKK in New York, dude. He's literally a member.
SPEAKER_00I I I could see up in those areas, Boonville, because I remember uh Feast was um delivering for the fucking uh uh phone book thing, the one that me and you were doing for a minute.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and he would do the whole fucking he said there was more Confederate flags than you were seeing here.
SPEAKER_00He was like, I packed my shit up and left, bro. Yeah, he was a he was like, I know y'all have places like that out here, and yeah, dude.
SPEAKER_01I think I'm like, oh, you could say it too, but I think uh fucking uh didn't fucking uh Quincy say that shit too. Yeah, he was driving around out when each money every once in a while when he gets up here in his truck, he didn't realize how many fucking people are like the south down there up here, like have the Confederate flags, and you know what I mean? There's real rural rural areas that are fucking straight all white. You like someone of color fuck coming up there would feel very uncomfortable. I didn't see anything would happen to them. I couldn't say for sure one way or the other, but I know they wouldn't feel very fucking welcomed. I can fucking tell you that. They wouldn't feel very welcome going into the fucking pizzeria in downtown fucking boonville somewhere, fucking thinking fucking you're gonna be okay. They're probably not gonna jump you or lynch you, but you're probably gonna feel very fucking unwanted and they're not gonna speak to you, or they're gonna give you dirty looks all the whole fucking way. It's just the way that shit's gonna go. Um, but yeah, I mean a lot of people get it confused. This is not this is a different part of the state. This ain't fucking downstate, dude. This ain't down by the city. This is smack dab in the middle of fucking New York, bro. We're a different thing. We're in a city, and then 15 minutes up the fucking road, there's fucking farms, and you can't see the next house for three miles. No, what I'm saying is you can't be that's what I mean. Like 15 minutes away, and you're seeing houses one, two miles apart with farmland in between the fucking silos.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01This ain't your normal fucking New York, dude. Then that's what I used to hate when I was in the military. Tell everyone from New York and they instantly go to New York City and I fucking hate that shit.
SPEAKER_00I was actually just had a call. Hate that shit. The dude at work about that uh yesterday. He he lived some actually uh he lived uh where I live, Mobile, Alabama. And uh usually there's a guy who lives here, uh he's from New York, he goes, Because the first what came up? What came up he goes he goes, well, you don't have the X, huh? And I go, well, no, I go, you know, not all New Yorkers are I'm walking here, you know. You know, I was like, there's different areas to like New York's a big fucking state. Like, look it up on the map, bro.
SPEAKER_01People get it confused that we're as big as we really are.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, dude, like but uh New York City, yeah, that's that's one thing. But and don't get me wrong, New York City's huge, but the rest of the state is huge around. Yeah, like fucking that's only one small Minnesota bottom part of a whole nother thing.
SPEAKER_01I'll I'll put I'll put this in perspective. Yeah, if you leave from the middle of New York City and you drive all the way across state, all the way to Niagara Falls, and Niagara Falls in Buffalo, New York, that shit is a nine to nine and a half hour drive. It is not a fucking small state. I think you get through PA faster, and that state's dreadful to drive through. Oh, it's the most dreadful it's the most dreadful fuck the state of dude. I think I'd rather drive through Texas, bro. At least I'd see shit. Because I fucking hated it.
SPEAKER_00Open field with animals and the route, yeah.
SPEAKER_01The route it takes you, dude. It feels it feels like you're driving through the state fuck two days. Yeah, I fucking hate it. It's the most agonizing drive I've ever had. And anytime ever drew through PA, I want to sleep through it if I could. Because I fucking dread dreaded driving through that fucking state. But like any, yeah, but anytime anywhere I've lived, like when I was out in South Carolina, I say New York, they fucking say New York City. When I'm fucking was in North Carolina, I'd say I'm from New York. I'd say I'm in fucking New York City, I go to fucking Dallas, Fort Worth, from New York, you're from New York City, I go to fucking Lawton, Oklahoma, New York, you're from New York City, go to Southern California, New York City, LA, New York City, San Francisco, New York, New York City. And every fucking time I gotta say the same thing. It's like repeating myself when I fucking used to get irritated, and I'd go, why are you getting pissed? Because I fucking had to answer this question 85 fucking times. And I'd literally make it simple. Do you watch college sports?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Any of it? And as soon as any anybody in the group says yes, I go, okay. Syracuse University, basketball, football, they won a national championship. Fucking you should know who Syracuse University is. They come out West Coast every year. Fucking play USC and UCLA, and every year they come out west, dude. Every year they play well, West Coast teams. You guys have to know. Yeah, we know where it is. 45 minutes away from there. I'm nowhere near fucking New York City, dude. I don't even want to be attached to fucking New York City. New York City, if anybody and anybody deserves to have 51st state, it's that fuck shithole. Fucking make fucking mom Donnie the fucking governor and leave us the fuck alone, dude. And I guarantee if they were ever to do such a fucking thing, or to make New York City kind of like a DC type of deal, yeah. Okay, and then have the main state of New York be the state of fucking New York, I can keep one thing I can guarantee fucking to you, this will no longer be a democratic fucking state. I'll fucking promise you that shit. There's no fucking way. Because the only reason these pieces of shit win this fucking state is because of New York. New York votes fucking Democrat. They always fucking have, and they always will. Because if you look at the maps of any election, dude, they barely, the Democrats barely win anything, majority of the fucking state. They just take New York City because there's millions they win. They don't even speak for New Yorkers, dude. They really don't speak for real fucking New Yorkers. They speak for New York City. And that's the problem. I have no issue being a New Yorker, dude. I'm proud of being a fucking New Yorker, dude. But I'm not proud that every time I speak, I gotta be attached to that shithole. I don't want anything to do with it, dude. Keep it. Even motherfuckers from Staten Island don't want anything to fucking do with fucking New York City. The people from Long Island don't want shit to do with New York City. New Jersey hates even being remotely even attached to fucking New York fucking city at all. Dude, like nobody wants anything attachment to that shit. So if they ever were to segregate it from fucking actual state of New York, I would sell my fucking soul to the devil right now. There'd be zero fucking chance, zero, that a fucking Democrat would win the fucking governor of this fucking state. There's zero fucking chance. Zero. Hoko would have to be the governor of New York City. Because she wouldn't win. There's I don't I don't know how you believe it. There's no way, there's no way a Democrat Democrat would win this fucking state if it was just Maine State. No, no, no, no. If they excluded fucking New York City, a Democrat would not run the state. This would be a fucking Republican state, period. But if you look at the maps, it shows you they are fucking dominated, smothered. They do not win barely any counties for the rest of the fucking state, but they got their big old fucking blue mark in fucking New York that fucks everything up. And then us the fucking live down here gotta fucking pay the consequence for that fucking shithole that we call fucking New York City because everything they get comes from down here. All your fucking sorrow solar panel bullshit and all your fucking dams and all your fucking electricity and all your fucking windmills and all your fucking power plant bullshit that we have in our open spaces go to fucking you and then we gotta pay the fucking consequence for our bills being astronomical because we're feeding your fucking ass down there because you ain't got enough space to provide for your fucking self. You need you need our part of the state more than we fucking need you. Yeah, no, you're right. You don't have enough space to maintain. No, you're you would be in a fucking blackout. The motherfuckers are on top of each other, bro. You would be put into they would be in a fucking blackout. Yeah. If it wasn't for the fucking rest of the state, but we get treated like a fucking red-headed stepchild fucking out here.
SPEAKER_00No, you're right.
SPEAKER_01And it's fucked up.
SPEAKER_00People pick on us and fucking oh, you want to go upstairs? What you gotta go see the farm?
SPEAKER_01Dude, you wouldn't have shit. And the only reason, and I'm not gonna lie, there's a lot of fucking people from New York City, New York City in the boroughs that live up here now. Yeah, but the only reason why is because they're fuck criminal ass. No, the criminal ass fucking fucking relatives are in fucking prison because there's 90 of them up here, and they move here to be fucking live cool to be closer to go visit. And then when they go visit, they fucking wind up liking it here and they fucking stay. So now we get a bunch of New York City people up here because they're fucking criminal ass fucking fucking child, aunt, uncle, cousin, fucking sister, brother, mommy are in fucking jail, and they fucking don't want to drive from New York City to Marcy State, right? Or Clinton State fucking correctional and shit. You'd rather be here because it's closer to get there. So now we gotta deal with all your bullshit here. That's the reason why the crime's bad here.
SPEAKER_00And uh Feast had a similar story. He was he he was visiting this boy uh he ran like a trap house. This is back in his fucking you know run-in days. And he was like, yo, he's like walking the criteria, I was like, damn, bro, he's like you should be. This was about uh seven to ten years ago, right? He was like, damn, he's like yo, it's not a fucking big bro. It was a uh one bedroom, but it was spacious, right? And he goes, damn, bro, you go how much do you pay out here for rent, bro? He goes, uh like uh about 750. He goes, Mike, you go my jaw hit the floor. He goes, Out out in the I don't have to tell you, but out in the city, you're you're spending fucking $8.50 for a one-bedroom, not only a one bedroom, ramp. Studio. Yeah, like remember that clip where uh it's not a clip, but it's it's a meme. Uh Hillary Clinton walking in to the person's house and she was like shocked.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, she had no idea that she was like, well, yeah, because you want to know why, because these fucking fuck faces have no idea what it's like to live like that. Nah, they don't, they don't dude, they don't even see it as real. No, to like, oh my god, we gotta be a fucking deja land, we gotta be in we gotta be in fucking law land, dude.
SPEAKER_00To us, we're like, this is normal, everyday life, yeah, dude, right? That's I feel like I feel like if the situations were reverse, if someone walked in to her mansion, they would have the same look on their face.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Oh, how the fuck?
SPEAKER_01I'll put it to you this way, dude. There's one I forgot, I don't remember who said it, but fucking I remember seeing it. It was fucking said on like a fucking it was like an interview on a TikTok with somebody. It was some fucking famous dude. I don't remember who it was. I think it was the same guy who fucking does the fucking macho man voice and shit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That dude, he was he was he was talking about politics one time, and there was two things he said that's absolutely fucking true. Two things, and it was happened to be about politics. He was talking about he was being a fucking acting like a wrestler and laughing, and then it wanted to be about politics, and he everyone thought he'd probably have some dumb, retarded fucking answer. And he didn't. He was really, really, really fucking intelligent on it. Because this is literally what he said. He said, Do you think for one fucking second that these fucking governors and these senators and these congressmen and women and these mayors and these councilmen they would want these fucking jobs if they had to fucking work at the pay rate that a normal American has to live in? Do you think for one second? No, because they know it's a fucking, they know it's fucking, they know it's fucking fraud.
SPEAKER_00That's why Mike Rowe is a G to me, bro.
SPEAKER_01They they they know they know they can fucking dip into the fucking city's pockets and the state's pockets and fucking make yourself rich and do insider trading and be get fucking rich off of it. They would not stay in politics, dude, if they had to actually work for the people. They don't work for the people, they work for them fucking selves and their family and keep some fucking legacy going and don't fucking matter anymore. He goes, and number two, the only way you're ever gonna fix the government because it's been fucked up for so long is literally political violence is the only answer. It is. He goes, he goes, I'm gonna tell you right now, a couple governors get fucking shot in the face and shit'll start changing, dude. He goes, but until then, he goes, You've have you ever seen a regime change without violence? Ever in the history of the world, and he made a fucking great point, and this is why I fucking was like, dude, he's dead fucking right. Anytime there's been any regime change, think about the history of it. Germany, Germany changed when? Because they had to murder fucking Adolf Hitler's ass, right?
SPEAKER_02Well, he killed himself.
SPEAKER_01Well, yeah, but you know what I mean. He was putting the situation into it. He would have got killed either way.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01So you got that's regime change. Then you have fucking same thing with fucking Japan. They had a fuck they had a fucking emperor, dude. What they had the World War II to change that fucking shit. Then you gotta go fucking Iraq one. Same fucking thing. They had to dig Saddam Hussein out of a fucking hole in the fucking middle of a desert and fucking hang that motherfucker to make this fucking a fucking democratic fucking state. So explain to me where he's wrong about that statement. Go through fucking history, bro. The only time there's ever been true regime change is through political fucking violence has been the only answer. That's it. And because nobody has the balls to start it or follow through, because they know that if they do, nobody's coming along with them, and they're gonna they're not gonna look like a murder, they're gonna look like the fucking villain. So nobody's gonna do it. It's the world we live in right now is absolutely fucking pathetic, and most Americans should be disgusted at themselves when they look in the fucking mirror. Yeah, okay, because we had the balls in the 1700s to throw a fucking fit over a 2% fucking tea tax. But we get fucking slaughtered in 8, 9, 10% state tax, state taxes, and school taxes, and property taxes, and income taxes, and federal taxes, and social security, and you just fucking take everything we have, and nobody does shit. But we were we were willing to start a fucking revolutionary fucking war over fucking over fucking T.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Because you want to do 2% on T. But we don't have the balls to stand up for ourselves now. We're fucking pathetic, and we got no balls anymore. Everyone's fucking wants to be politically correct. Go fuck yourself, suck my dick. I'm an American, and if I had the fucking balls to do it, I would. But I know no one's gonna come along for the ride with me, dude. And I'm not gonna not willing to risk fucking death sentence because fucking I want to fucking make fucking America fucking open their fucking eyes. Because I mean as the one individual, dude, ain't gonna make that change.
SPEAKER_00No, no, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Unless there's a group that comes with you, and it ain't ever gonna be enough. Somebody's gonna have to pop it off, and that's just the way it's gonna be. And the way it's looking right now, and you look at how they purposely set these generations up to be a bunch of fucking pussyhole tranny fucking fag homos that fucking are fucking scared of no shadow and want to go to school and say, hey, Miss Fucking Sanders, I'm a fucking dog today. This is why America will forever be pussies, dude. Because they have they they they made these other, these newer generations fucking toxic, dude. Yeah, they destroyed these fucking kids between COVID and fucking politically correctness and fucking the fucking what the fuck's the other fucking now bullshit? You know, the fucking the fucking one for the women fucking thing. Oh that they're all they're all fucking telling the truth that they got raped, every single one of them.
SPEAKER_00Uh not me too, right?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, the me too movement. Dude, like all the dude, that's that that that's fucking poison to the fucking minds of fucking anybody who fucking knows about America, dude. Because I don't think 30 years ago that people would have been out picketing with a fucking sign that they were pissed that they wouldn't allow trans trans transgenders in the fucking military anymore. Bro, it wasn't even that long ago that I was in. You know what it was? It was don't ask, don't tell, bro.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Because if they found out you were gay, if they found out you were a cross dresser, if they found out you were fucking a transgender, you'd get a dishonorable discharge and kick the fuck out, and you'd never be able to vote in this country ever again, like you were a fucking illegal immigrant. So you show me how much it's changed. It's fucking disgusting that we have to fucking sit here and bow to these they them zimzers bullshit. I'm fucking sick of it. I'll never say it. I'm not gonna call a kid a dog or a cat, I'm not gonna fucking meow, and I'm not gonna accept the fact that some dude's got a cock with a blonde wig that's a fucking girl. I'm not gonna bend the knee to that shit. I never will. And if it costs me everything in my life, I'm already poor, bitch. You can't do shit to me.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I will not succumb to that shit, you never will. I don't respect anybody, dude, and I said this shit at work and I got dirty looks and I can give a fuck.
SPEAKER_02You're gonna fire me for it.
SPEAKER_01I said it straight up. I have zero respect for anybody, dude. When I get an email from anybody within my company, dude, that has the fucking he him or the she hers or the they them's fucking things, I don't respect you anymore. Because I already know where the fuck you stand on the political fucking spectrum, dude. You're out on your free time picketing fucking no kings, and I don't care about you.
SPEAKER_00Bro, nah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01You you you you agree. You agree, you agree, what you agree with a man going in the gym locker room with a cock out.
SPEAKER_00The funniest shit about that is that they're talking about no kings, which are you're against kings. We don't have a king. Well, okay, you're against kings. Okay, whatever. They wouldn't be out fucking deal with him. King Charles. Well, King Charles, yeah, there you go. They said no kings with standing ovation you got. Dude, they're gonna take a picture. Hey, can I get a selfie?
SPEAKER_01Two weeks ago you said no kings. Joshua. No, you're welcoming it. Joshua, the House and Senate had one of the longest standing ovations ever for a king. But yet you screamed and yelled about fucking no kings, dude, for fucking two years now. And you fucking were excited as shit to see King Charles and print and then fucking Queen Carmela come to fucking America. You people are sick in the fucking head. And I'm done speaking to any fucking idiots who fucking believe that shit. I'm done.
SPEAKER_00Are you done with the episode?
SPEAKER_01Yes, I'm done. Alright, that's it. Alright. I'm done venting. Have a great day.
SPEAKER_00Pussy pussy prisoners in the books. Word up. Alright. Uh we'll see you guys next week. Car therapy this weekend. Uh I got one with Jordan tomorrow. I think I got one with uh sneak out and do one of those. Yeah, you should, bro. It's so for anyone that doesn't know, it's a short form podcast because what me and him is long, gotta dedicate an hour. Yeah. Right? I feel like more people are apt to listen to something 20, 30 minutes, something around there as a quick thing. We give we give weird fucking weird fucking countries in fucking. Yeah, no, it's weird, bro. Like Brasilia, the fucking fed federal district, like, huh? The fuck?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I know I do.
SPEAKER_00But uh, but basically, uh car therapy is just whatever you're going on, whatever you got going on in life, because everyone's got something in life, and not everyone can afford therapy. So fuck car therapy. We either sit in the car parked or we can go drive around or whatever. But the concepts really catch me on. So I I got two this weekend, I got one with Jordan. I've been looking forward to. She's been sick, but she's trying to make it over tomorrow. She's supposed to make it over tonight, but she changed her mind. Uh, so it's either um uh I got Jordan on tap, I got Katie on tap, and anybody else like the car therapy thing doesn't have a schedule because it's dependent on either who's booked, or if I run into somebody like like let me run into that Cadillac guy. Yeah, I want 20-25 minutes with this motherfucker.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, no, she that'd be fun. That's what I'm saying. So therapy, you want to say something quick about that. Yo, I don't know what the deal is here, but I got a new therapist, right? Yeah, but it's like how you used to have, yeah, but mine's a Zoom therapist now. She's from here and she works fucking in Utica fucking local office. Um Alyssa. But dude, like I've been telling because she's so new that my first fucking appointment was when all this cheating shit started. Right? Really that's what I was venting about. Oh yeah, and for some reason, dude, like she I she she just fucking laughs the whole fucking time with her. The whole fucking time, she's laughs. I almost got her choke under the water because I go, I go, she because I remember I remember I said to you, I brought up the whole fucking um the she wants fucking rose petals and fucking shit, fucking must to fucking have sex or whatever. I said, I said, you want to know why? I said, what the fuck she expects from me? I said, what does she want? I said, she this is dude. When I mean, dude, she laughed out loud. Like if anybody goes back and watches that, dude, she's probably gonna get fired. She shouldn't have she's not supposed to be laughing like that, dude. Right. You're supposed to be a professional. But I'm glad I made her laugh though. Yeah, and I go, I go, I go, I'm not, I said, I don't know what type of person she expects me to be. I go, but I'm not fucking like I go, I go, she's known me for fucking almost 15 years, dude. Yeah, I've known her since 2011. I said, it's been 15 years almost. I go, what does she want me to do? I go, I'm an urban fucking dude. I've been ghetto my entire fucking life. I said, what does she expect me to do? I said, I said, this is what she wants. I said, let me guess, she wants this. Excuse me, ma'am. Do you think is there any way that we can have intercourse this evening? I go, is this what the fuck she expects from you?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01And bro, she she goes, Sean almost maybe choke on my water. You can't do stuff like that. That's what you're telling me to do, like in layman's terms. That's what you're telling me to do. Yeah. Kiss your fucking ex. Yeah. So, whatever. I'm done though. I can't wait till next week.
SPEAKER_00Alright, guys. Uh, like I said, car therapy, be on the lookout. Uh Sean wants to do one, so there's Sean.
SPEAKER_01I'm gonna try, sneak away. Maybe I'll be cheating if I do, though.
SPEAKER_00Well, like I said, it's only 20 well, no, you know, seven minutes to cheat. I mean, of doing the act.
SPEAKER_01Well, I mean, you know put it this way, if as fast as I fucking come, do it takes longer to take my clothes off.
SPEAKER_00So well, it also could be the partner because like she's not giving a reason to want to look forward to that. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_01Like, for example, when I look at this, I have no idea what foreplay is. There's no fucking pussy eating, there's no dick sucking, there's no making out, there's no touching rubbing. It's bend over, you like doggy style, Sean. Fuck me quick so we can go in the kit back in the living room.
SPEAKER_00That's part of it is that like there's no mystery, you know, you don't know what you're getting into.
SPEAKER_01Dude, when I'm done, bro, I am dead serious.
SPEAKER_00Like, like, like me and this Katie chick have never hit, we never did anything. We just started talking for a week, and I want to do things right. So I take a bunch of dinner, you know, stuff like that. Um, so it's not one of those situations where like you just see me like a hole. Like, but actually mean it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but don't don't yeah, but don't tell me you see me like a whole, but anytime you do give me sex, you just bend over and say stick it in me.
SPEAKER_03True.
SPEAKER_01So you're you're you're you're making yourself a hole. That's what you mean. Right. So, but um, but I'm just saying, you're right, dude. How could you get excited over someone just saying a bend over and be like, make it quick? Right. No, I want to get back, I want to get back out in the living room.
SPEAKER_00Like it ain't so like I mean, like, how do you expect someone to get hard and stay hard? Like, you're trying to force yourself to be hard to complete it.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_01Which a lot of times that don't even work.
SPEAKER_00No, it's what I mean. Like, if she was doing her job and like even if she was just like talking dirty or like just instead of instead of any bend over and get it over with? That's not that's not we're not gonna we're I don't care if you're fucking who's that dude that Justin were the guy.
SPEAKER_01Well I tried to tell you, dude. My corn be my my fuck my sex life is super exciting. You see it, it's fucking the mystery.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Dude, we haven't we haven't switched positions since we got together. It's fucking not it's bend over the couch, bend over the fucking arm of the couch, bend over on the bed, bend over in the bed, but bend over on the bed, fucking bend over the fucking sink. It's been that's that's it. Dude, there's been no sideways, there's been no fucking pile driver, there's been no fucking missionary, your legs up, none of that. It's bend over, spit on it, stick your fucking dick in me, come fucking go to the bathroom, clean it up, put your clothes back on, and go back in the living room back to fucking TikTok. It's such a blast. Anyways, have fun guys.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, uh, like I said, Sean's gonna hopefully make it on. Um maybe we'll have two this weekend. One with Jordan I know everyone's ad badgering me to fucking have Jordan on. Uh Jordan wants to do it, she'll be on tomorrow. Katie might be on tomorrow. Uh we were we were just thinking about doing it in before dinner on Wednesday, 'cause since we're both gonna be together that day guaranteed. But I don't know. Uh I'll I'll let you guys know as shit comes over. Alright, guys. Peace everybody.
