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SPEAKER_01Welcome back to uh late edition or however you want to call it. We're here. Okay, fucking.
SPEAKER_00Somehow, some way. But I know we we don't ever really open the show on fucking certain things, but like I'm gonna go right back to what we were just talking to. WWE just proved a point that these fucking these fucking eight these these Saudi Arabia Arabia events, they are fucking literally, dude, the winners and losers are fucking picked by them motherfuckers because they pay for it. Because I'm gonna tell you something right now, I hate saying it. I love Sammy Zayn, bro. That dude has zero right being a heavyweight champion. Zero, dude. I don't care fuck the time you put in. I am fine with Intercontinental Championship. I am fine with the tag team championship. I am fine with the US championship. That dude has no They it's it's too late. The ship sailed, dude.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00They should have had him fucking beat Roman Reigns in fucking Saudi. In Montreal. Yeah, in Montreal. Dude, that was what that liberty strike when it was hot. You waited three fucking more years, dude.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And now you give it to him. And at that at Saudi Arabia, when you have to listen to him talk about, oh, I won it in front of my people. Why don't you just say they paid for you to win? Yeah? Because as soon as he said that shit, I go, oh, red flag. I got to win in front of my people instead of talking in fucking Arabic. Every time I was like, yep, there goes that.
SPEAKER_01He knows Arabic?
SPEAKER_00I go, yeah, he's a Muslim. Yeah, you didn't know fucking Sammy's name of fucking Muslim. Didn't you know that before fucking? He has Arabic writing on his fucking trunks. What?
SPEAKER_01Say you swear to God.
SPEAKER_00You never notice that?
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, he's Arabic writing on his own. Alright, alright. How about your mouth, dude? Alright, he has Arabic writing that goes down the fucking pant legs. He has since he's been wrestling. Well, I mean, not when he was El Generico and shit, but when he found it.
SPEAKER_01I'm surprised Big E mentioned that shit yesterday. He was like, when he was El Generico.
SPEAKER_00Well, yeah, they're going to, because I gotta give a little background to it, you know what I mean.
SPEAKER_01Well, I feel like they have to now because people are so informed and shit.
SPEAKER_00But I mean, like, if there's now a time, dude, for Kevin Owens to come back as a piece of shit, it's now yo, what's funny? What's funny is I'm talking fucking. Did you see that clip that I showed you? I'm talking power bomb him on the fucking apron, the whole fucking shebang. Because I tell you right now, if Kevin Owens comes back 100% healthy, there is zero fucking reason he does not get the belt one more time before he retires. One more. I cannot believe how long them two have been fucking wrestling in WWE for. I'm not talking about in general, I'm talking about WWE. It's been that's fucking crazy to me.
SPEAKER_01It's wild too. Like I I kind of feel like it's a hint towards him coming back. Because I don't know if you've seen the thing I sent you yesterday, but on Friday, Cody Rhodes mentioned. Yeah, and he's having all these other things that came out of his mouth. So I'm we might have to pause and I might have to fucking run, drop the shit off and come back.
SPEAKER_00You know, you know what I think's weird about it.
SPEAKER_01Go ahead, go ahead.
SPEAKER_00You know what I think's fucking weird about it though is that um you've seen multiple times the fucking Cody and Kevin Owens fucking podcast the shows together. No, they did shows together and shit. Remember how he was like picking on a certain wrestler and fucking fucking they were both laughing and we're supposed to be laughing about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were roasting a fucking wrestler and they were laughing. I forgot who it was. They were fucking roasting somebody and they were fucking laughing. Yeah. And they had no right to laugh. I'm supposed to be both in trouble for that shit. I know. Because it was like a fucking, I forgot who it was because it was about six months ago. But they were talking about something, dude. And they started picking on one of the fucking active fucking wrestlers, dude. Yeah. And Kevin Owen said something fucked up and fucking, I don't think he meant it in the way he did, but Cody fucking laughed.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And the next thing you know, they're both laughing more. There's more of us laughing at the fucking wrestler, dude. Yeah. Which I think is fucking funny. And why dude, why, bro? My TikTok, and I don't pay attention to wrestling. Yeah, right. So, like, why do you think you're not about wrestle talk? Because of our text? I don't I because I sort of seek it out when PLEs are going on. Like, I'll literally have a conversation about wrestling for like 20 minutes, knowing that I'm gonna get wrestling shit one hour. Like, I try to have a conversation about wrestling, and then it because algorithms algorithms that's I know it listen, so I just do it my do it right now. But dude, like what's the deal? Like I get on wrestle talk, but I get on the fucked up side of WrestleTalk, dude. Yeah, I get on the fucking racist black girl wrestle talk, dude. Oh, or like the fans are like critical and shit? Yeah, no, or the one or the ones that are like literally like, oh, you fucking white honkies don't fucking like fucking Gene Cargill and blah blah blah. How about because she fucking sucks, dude?
SPEAKER_01She does, bro. I'm gonna have to I'm Tennessee's gonna have to leave and come back.
SPEAKER_00That lady is fucking hands down fucking horrible.
SPEAKER_01Bro, uh Piper Niven says something nasty to her during an event for a movie. Yeah, you seen that? And now people are getting at it, well, you're the one that popped fucking Nikki Bella's fucking uh uh implant out into her fucking rib. And they're like, well, it's still not the fucking point. She she doesn't constantly injure people.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, no shit.
SPEAKER_01It was a one-time thing. Why do you gotta leave? Because it's the best time to exchange gifts and fucking blah blah and fucking time to take you back. Fucking 20 minutes, we just gotta leave fucking fucking play. Well, leave your shit here. Just talk.
SPEAKER_00Alright.
SPEAKER_01Uh before. Yeah. The A-rabs have taken control of the World Wrestling Entertainment.
SPEAKER_00I'll be honest with you, dude, when they get a WrestleMania, it's gonna be horrible. It's next year. It's gonna be absolutely horrible.
SPEAKER_01I can man I can't wait to watch WrestleMania at noon. I don't know about you. It's always been on my fucking on my agenda. Yo, people were picking on Night of Champions, anyways. I think it was a good show overall.
SPEAKER_00Not not about the show. They were like, they called it fucking Night of Champions, but we had to watch it at 2 o'clock in the afternoon.
SPEAKER_01True.
SPEAKER_00Well, over there it was night. Yeah, I know. So Night of Champions, but we had to watch it at noon in America.
SPEAKER_01I mean, e even UK people got fucked. What time is it over there? Fucking 4 a.m.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, morning of birthday. I mean it sounds fucked up, but like it's just like I understand that it's a super wealthy country. Yeah, and they love wrestling and they love wrestling and they love it. No, that's that's that's what but here's the thing, they love old wrestling. Yeah. They don't like this stuff. If it dude, if it was up to them, they'd fucking dig up Hulk Hogan and he'd be the fuck champion.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, dude.
SPEAKER_00Like if it's fucking fucked up, but then again, like I miss the old wrestling. That's why there's a theory going around. I'll tell you right now, I would take the attitude era right now, any day of the fucking week. There's a theory going around. Like, I don't even know what the fuck this era is called.
SPEAKER_01The modern era? I don't know. Oh, it's pretty fucking bad. The streaming era? Streaming era. Let's call it that. The streaming era. I don't know.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but you know how they name them.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, you know, I know, but that's what I would.
SPEAKER_00Ruthless aggression. Yeah, yeah, but what would you? I'm calling streaming. WWE Net era.
SPEAKER_01Even between services. Uh WWE Network started it. But even before that it was PG. So dude, I think that hands that was the worst I've ever had. Oh, dude. The guest hosts every fucking Monday. The PG herb. Dude, fuck that.
SPEAKER_00The PG era was fucking horrible.
SPEAKER_01Do you think it's still going? Like, would you still consider it as PG?
SPEAKER_00No, because I mean you got Bron Breaker who's always busting his fucking head open every week. True. Okay, that guy's fucking clumsiest fucking wrestler known to fucking man. I tell you right now, he fucking they need to put him at the fucking bottom of the card and him start over. Because this shit went to his head, I think. No, dude, the guy is constantly somehow getting himself busted open, dude. Yeah. What three weeks ago, he got hit with a chair, cracked fucking skull open in the back. Had the fucking match fucking last week, busting his fucking head open extra door last night, fucking bleeding from the fucking face. Yeah. Fucking six weeks ago, he fucking was wrestling again. He was bleeding from his fucking fucking nose. It's like, dude, oh my god.
SPEAKER_01I think he's too aggressive.
SPEAKER_00The dude botches more than fucking LA Knight.
SPEAKER_01And yo, LA Knight has like a legion of fans. I don't get you guys. I want one of you guys to fucking reach out to me and tell me what the appeal is. Because you're trying to tell me he's like the rock. No, he's not. It's forced. It's not no, he's not.
SPEAKER_00I mean, I mean I understand.
SPEAKER_01He's charismatic. I'll give him a little bit.
SPEAKER_00He's got yeah, but you want to know what's messed up? It's like that's like the way I look at LA Knight, it's like he's a fucking, he's the human version of a fucking recycling bucket. Because you do gotta think when he was the other fucking guy, remember he was like E Lie Drink. Yep, yep. Now it's L A knight. Yeah. You just fucking changed your fucking name and did the same fucking same fucking spin with the name. Right. Like, I mean, fucking whatever, bro. If the fucking A Raz won't fuck old wrestling and you need to fucking take up fucking Miss Elizabeth and fucking the macho man and fucking all the time. Well, here's the thing, bro.
SPEAKER_01There's there's a theory that TKO at this point, because of all the the the cuts that go along with whatever, because it's trying to turn profitable, right? Now, when do companies really make it a point to turn profitable when you're trying to sell?
SPEAKER_00Well, yeah. Right? Okay. Well, do you just think Vincent Mant dumped like fucking two billion dollars of stock and open up his own fucking entertainment company for it? Nick Khan dumped a bunch of his shit too. So I'm sitting here wondering. Somebody knows something. No, did somebody really know something?
SPEAKER_01And if they do, it's destroyed. It's circling back because Vince is gonna run shit. Doesn't matter how old he is, it doesn't matter. That's the kind of wrestling they that they like.
SPEAKER_00If that's the case, then why would he fucking dump two billion dollars in fucking stock open entertainment company? It could be for something else. Well, it could have been well he he can just do that. He did that months ago, right? No, he recently, recently. I'm like, it was on TikTok like yesterday. Oh that he dumped another huge chunk of his fucking stock option for about two billion dollars worth. Now he only has like fucking three percent left.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So he got rid of everything. He fucking he money dumped. So either somebody behind the scenes knows what the fuck is going on, what's coming up, or the dude's just like, I just want money. More of it. But he that's one of the other things.
SPEAKER_01Yo, he's old enough, he he's at an age not like, yo, let's say me or you 84. We had his wealth. Yo, we'll you would you wake up in the morning, you check your fucking bank account, it's his. Okay? You know that you're not living too much longer. He has enough to live comfortably for the rest of his life.
SPEAKER_00I would want to kill myself if I become a billionaire fucking easy. I'd want to fucking die. I want to say I'd legit buy a plane and fucking fucking fly it into a fucking mountain. Because if I got fucking rich that late, dude, God punished me, dude. I would I swear. You'd be too old to enjoy. Yeah, bro. Like, I'd dude, I'd be reckless as shit. I'd get cock implants or constantly hearted tape in my leg. Like, I'd fucking do all kinds of reckless shit, dude. I would be the most reckless motherfucker if I got money late in life like that. I'm talking dead ass, bro. Like, I'd buy fucking cat houses in Vegas, dude. Like, I'd fucking piss my money away. I'm dying, bro. I got maybe if I if no, no, if I run into that money, dude, like fucking 65, I am gonna be the most reckless piece of shit ever.
SPEAKER_01It would kind of piss me off because like I want to enjoy it now.
SPEAKER_00Like at the age I am now. That ain't our luck, dude. I like dude, I think the mega million's a fucking fucking 73. Like my fucking.
SPEAKER_01Nah, bro. You want to enjoy it to where like you at least want to believe that the supermodel that you're paying to blow you wants to do it. Like, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Like, like if you like red. Yeah, you can get a personal trainer and get in great shape and if she wants to suck your name. Yeah. Or just be like, no. I really love his long wrinkly balls, dude. I love his gray pubes to fucking you.
SPEAKER_01You want to have a shred of belief that, yo, she might be able to do it. But you want to know why, you know, maybe it's not all about the money.
SPEAKER_00At that age, if I had a sort of mother blowing me a fucking 82, I don't care if she just wanted to suck my dick because of the money, you're still doing it. No, no, I get it, but I just think mentally you want a part of you to be like, but you want to know what, bro.
SPEAKER_01You still either either way it's getting done.
SPEAKER_00If you fucking smack five grand on the fucking table and then like suck my dick like it's the best cock in the world, do it. No, that's what I mean.
SPEAKER_01She gag and spit and do the hoctua and fucking all that stuff. At the end of the day, it's getting done, but it's just to me, I think mentally you'd want like Bro, we're men. We can just we can just make it up in our mind that we believe. It's just like to me, I just want to believe a shred that she would want to without it. Yeah, I you know what I mean.
SPEAKER_00Oh, trust me, dude. There ain't no dude in the senior citizen home getting blown by his CNA. It ain't fucking happening. Right, yeah. We all know it real things. So we would know as men. Yeah. Because if you're blowing me at 77, it's because I got fucking money to give you. Like it ain't that that's not true. And it's more just like 25. Yeah, yeah. I don't think this fucking boy, this whole fucking prune-looking guy, fucking sexy people.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and I'm really attracted to him.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, absolutely not. But like you, dude, I would be smacking money all around fucking town, dude. I would be doing the most crazy shit. Oh, dude. Listen, bro, motherfuckers, you're right. There would be gossip column for everybody. All the fucking revenge tour for sure would occur. Dude, that would be fucking definitely you think I wouldn't find a picture of Reed and put him smoking crack on fucking billboards all over fucking town, you're wrong. Hey, look at this fucking crack. I'll find you and put it up there. Reed Patrick, oh, you moved and found a little fucking fat chicken scam. I'll put a fucking fat face on the billboard too. Yeah. Because you know we don't like the fucking heifers you fucks, dude. It's because they got money and they're CEOs of banks. Yeah. And you know that nothing's changed with that dude. Okay, he may not go out and fucking do his fucking crack pinges as often as he used to or whatever. But you know that if you were actually the fucking corner of one of these fucking picks, okay, without him around and fucking ask about what's his story and how they wound up together, I guarantee it's 98% fucking fucking fiction. Oh, yeah. It's all lies. I'm the basis of tool again and fucking all kinds of fucked up shit. Like that's a good one. But yo, like I hate that.
SPEAKER_01Yo, he tried pulling that shit. He put on a song, and you know how you can shazam shit now. Right? So he tried pulling the shit. Oh, dude, I helped with the guitar. I'm like, oh no shit. I've looked at the oh, what do you got? The app on your phone that tells you. Yeah. And he's like, Yeah, that was a song by fucking blah blah blah. I was in there, then they never gave me the credit. I'm like, really? I'm like, yeah, because yeah, I can look up the song credits and shit.
SPEAKER_00No, Spotify was all right because it'll tell you. Yeah, and any right. Yeah, okay. We teach that this chord.
SPEAKER_01He played a thimble.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00He read fucking one of them triangle things. It fucking tells you the triangle. Yeah. Like, so he can't. But the thing is he believes his lies so well, dude.
SPEAKER_01You can hook him up to a lie detector.
SPEAKER_00You don't, dude, you don't want to fact-check him.
SPEAKER_01Especially if you're a girl, yeah.
SPEAKER_00You're not gonna fact check him because he is so detail-oriented with his lies and remembers them that fucking like it's hard to catch him in a lie unless you know him prior. Yeah. Or you know a history of the.
SPEAKER_01Do you think do you think he constructs them like on a detailed level, like like he fucking maps them out like doing a prison break and shit?
SPEAKER_00Absolutely. Halloween's probably got his lies tattooed on his fucking back. Do a fucking prison break. Dude, no, but the thing is that if they ask this, but do this, but Joshua, the worst part is, bro, he does not forget the facts of what he told you. He could tell you the same story identical, yeah, 10 years later. Yeah, you'd be like, oh, I remember him telling me that at Christmas, a fucking 98. Like, and it's exactly the fucking same. He remembers, dude. And that's that that's a fucking dangerous fucking dude, bro. No, it's a dangerous fucking person.
SPEAKER_01Usually, what's the saying? You know, if you're not a liar, you don't have to keep shit in line. He does. He keeps it in line. Meticulously. He keeps it more in line than the person telling the truth. That's what I mean. That's the worst part. Like, there's no like hazy memory, like, oh, I can't remember his name.
SPEAKER_00That's that's a that's a dangerous dude, and that's a true fucking sociopath right there, bro.
SPEAKER_01Yo, for real. But they can remember down to the detail.
SPEAKER_00Bro, like this dude. I don't even recall anybody since I've been alive or can remember when he when he's been in any type of dating stuff, all right? Yeah. Any of them being remotely attractive.
SPEAKER_01No, me neither.
SPEAKER_00They've all been fucking 460 pounds, dude, or or ugly as fucking sin. Yeah, and or have massive drug problems like them that do work jobs that have money. Yep, yeah. Like like the the like the closet coke head that works at the bank. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like he oh, he sniffs them out. He's like a fucking hound dog. It's fucking crazy, dude. Well, I'm shocked by that. You know what's funny? Like, for example, like we're like blackballed from fucking applying at shenanies.
SPEAKER_01Oh, I know, dude. One time Graham had me apply that I was living there years and years and years ago. That's what we're related to. There you go, there's that. She goes, I'll apply without thinking, I'm like, all right, whatever, you know, just prove I'm trying to get a job here.
unknownRight?
SPEAKER_01I go to apply and I'm walking out there and then it hit me. I go, Graham, why'd you make me do that? And she goes, What? I go, apply at fucking shenanies. I go, as soon as I put my last name on the paper, I went in the fucking garbage. Oh, yeah, they seen it and they threw it out.
SPEAKER_00This one went right in the fucking shredder. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Because he's done a lot more damage than people think. That family in particular, bro. No, I mean I'm talking about ours. Oh, oh, oh. That dude, that dude is literally, dude, smeared this last name, dude, to where to the point to where it took fucking decades to fucking get it a little bit of a reputation.
SPEAKER_01Wasn't there a dude like pressed you in jail?
SPEAKER_00Well, no. Or he was getting out of jail. Oh, oh, I knew where when he finds me, he's gonna cut his fingers off.
SPEAKER_01He was out of jail. Yeah, he he got out and he was like working somewhere you work.
SPEAKER_00He was one of that printing press fucking place.
SPEAKER_01Well, that's not a good place for him to press you. Fucking if imagine if like you couldn't prove you weren't him.
SPEAKER_00Dude, he lude, he literally fucking he literally got mad at me after I proved him. I was like, I don't care if we take his fucking legs. I don't fucking care. Don't like that fucking guy. He just looked at me, he goes, I actually believe you. I said I fucking hate his fucking guts, dude. If I knew where he lived, bro, I'd give you his fucking address just to fucking watch and like as long as let me fucking tell me when it comes up to be outside 15 minutes early. I want to watch it. So I can fucking watch it. Yeah. Cut his fucking fingers off. I don't care. I'll get out of medical.
SPEAKER_01Didn't he say he was gonna wear him?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, no, no. He said he was gonna fucking cut his fucking fingers off, use him as a necklace, walk around with a necklace on. Yeah, yeah. He's a thief and he's gonna fucking cut his fucking fingers off so he can't steal anything anymore. But the fuck the part dude's about that whole thing, dude's like, yeah, he thought I was fucking read it first. I was like, uh uh, you ain't gonna you ain't doing that shit to me, dude. We were outside, I go, uh uh, you fuck out the wrong one, bro. I may be related, but I ain't fucking read, bro. And I said, you wanna know what? I don't have to shouldn't have to prove it, but here's my fucking ID, bro. I don't give a fuck, dude. I wasn't scared, I'm just like, yo, you ain't gonna fucking stab me in the back when walk into the back.
SPEAKER_01Nah, yo, listen, I ain't got no problem with no one who has beef with me for real.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Right? If it's me. Yeah, I'm not taking on someone else's fucking beef, bro. I've treated enough of my own over time, dude.
SPEAKER_00So like I'm not fucking trying to fucking own someone else's shit. You're fucking crazy. But that dude, bro, like, he's fucking super frustrating, bro. Because like he was over there today. Well, that's what I'm saying. He's part of the reason I left.
SPEAKER_01He's yeah, but to me, anytime And then as I'm leaving, he's like, What he's watching me drive by some because grandma's been like, oh, he drives now or something. Yeah. So I hop in the car and leave, and he literally went on the front porch, and it's just him and his salmon fucking colored t-shirt or button down watching me fucking drive uh turn the fucking corner.
SPEAKER_00Grandma's lying? I apparent apparently so. Well, he had some broom, some nerve fucking some wire.
SPEAKER_01I don't know if Quinn noticed that. Quinn, did you notice that?
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_01Did you notice did you notice Reed watching us uh from the porch when we pulled off?
unknownHuh?
SPEAKER_01Did you notice Reed watching us from the porch when we pulled off? Yeah. You notice it too?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that was weird. Right! That was creepy as hell. Like I thought it was mad weird. It was fucking well I don't know why he's he needs to do this.
SPEAKER_01No, I just didn't like the only thing that clicks to me is like is Grammy like, oh nah, he drives now.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And he had to go and like confirm it for himself or something.
SPEAKER_00I fucking tell you right now, bro, like every time I hear he's over there to fucking visit, bro, I want to go over to my own mother's house and fuck spit in her fucking face and come home. Because it is fucking literally to me fucking disgusting that that fucking worthless piece is allowed in there has fucking done more than I've ever done in my entire lifetime to that fucking family, bro, and that's an open door policy to that dude. But I gotta fucking call and check in to make sure Jill ain't there before I pull up.
SPEAKER_01Meanwhile, they go to Atlantic City together. Who does? They just got back. Jill and Reed and fucking his. Oh, oh, you know, Reed biologists fucking white.
SPEAKER_00You know what it's funny though? But you know, it wasn't even a couple years ago where fucking Graham says it all the time. Jill Jill was fucking yelling at him through the fucking ring camera to get off her fucking property.
SPEAKER_01He's a piece of shit. And fucking not only that, I guess fucking he did it wasn't super long ago that fucking Jill was over fucking Graham's talking about fucking when Kurt sees him, he's gonna fucking kick his fucking ass and fucking fucking. That's what I yeah, that's what I mean.
SPEAKER_00But yeah, but but you see what I'm saying? Somebody who's done the ultimate worst shit to people gets fucking forgiven. Yeah. I told the truth on a podcast, and now I'm a fucking leper. Like that shit is so disgusting. That dude is stolen, robbed. That dude has literally beaten that girl up in the living room and cracked her and have a TV remote and choked her and shit. Let's go to fucking go on a cruise, Reed. It's like, yo, you fucking and you wonder why I hate you motherfuckers, dude. I don't care who fucking listens. I can't stand them motherfuckers, dude. Straight up. And I have every right to because I fucking, you may not have liked what I said, but it wasn't a lie. This dude has lied, stealed, manipulated, scammed, and people fucking have fucking hostage at gunpoint. Cars have been fucking stolen, robbed, beat up. People have been paying this fucking fucking drug debts for 40 fucking years. Yeah. And guess what? You want to go to Atlantic City and play blackjack read, but I told the fucking truth and I'm some asshole. And motherfuckers wonder why fucking I literally fucking hate their guts.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_00Because that shit is some two faced bullshit.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Because you want to know what's I think's fucked up, not to be an asshole. I guarantee, bro, that if they by some grace of God, like I got a bomb job was making $82,000 a year, or fucking running in the money here, or the fucking casting on the fucking lawsuit, dude, and live together and Joe fucking we have money. Guess what? We'd be getting one of the cruises. And fucking, no, not to do one under the bridge. No. Yeah. I can contribute and you know blah blah blah. You know what I mean? I just think it's fucking that whole situation is frustrating to me because me and Joe were always mad close. And for her to allow fucking comments on a fucking podcast to like literally do that, it's fucking literally disgusting to me.
SPEAKER_01The thing that got me is like it it wasn't it wasn't like you did this fucking like heel turn where it was just out of nowhere, but whoa, you said completely different will happen, dude. What do you mean?
SPEAKER_00I'm thinking I'm like, I'm always I'll like I said I'll say it straight up, it's always gonna be like my own opinion. But I think I think a lot of the I think a lot of the issue is pretty simple. Like that spread around. No, I think I was the only woman who wouldn't fucking bump bend the knee to the bitch, dude. She wanted to fucking argue, bro. We can fight in the house, dude. I don't give a fuck. Everyone loves a fucking talk shit when she leaves.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Or stay with a bitch she is when she ain't fucking around her. She's a fucking two-faced motherfucker when she the door closes and she leaves in her fucking new car.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Okay? If you talk shit to me, I sit in her fucking face. I'm waiting for her next to leave. I'll fight with her on the fucking day. I'll ruin fuck Christmas. I can give a fuck, dude. Shit to murder me. Because that's and I think that's always been an issue because I'm the only one, dude, who would not fucking back down to her, bro. Yeah, you're right. I'm the only one that if you want to talk some shit, I'll talk much shit right the fuck back, dude. And do you know how many times like we've gotten an argument in the house that always said to get Graham take her side? Yeah. She can't even the number and something me, dude. I'm gonna give the one to mouse. Sitting on the fucking couch, bro. And Graham fucking told me, dude. Jimbo's coming.
SPEAKER_01Okay, what is the comeback?
SPEAKER_00She's a little she's gonna Jim's coming. Don't fucking start with her when she gets here. And then fucking mother run the fucking mouth, dude, and then come straight up. Shut the fuck him up. Good combo with your mother bitch, and then I get a shit to see you. And go in the fucking kitchen, bro. I'm gonna move the fucking thing you're talking about. I'm gonna load the fucking the fucking invisible man in the fucking doorway and that motherfucker, you bitch, and you fucking shit. Shut the fuck him up. I'm gonna told not to say shit, and then I'm gonna hit your head from the mix. And it's like no came in the door's motherfucking setting.
SPEAKER_01You I I don't think I can remember a time from me and I've got a blame for it, I'm just gonna say yeah. I don't think I can remember a time when there's been an argument between the two of you that you started.
SPEAKER_00No, because you wanna be at least in the house because it's been a brand because it's always been the same. Jill can say and do what she wants to say and do, and she's held to a fucking different standard. She can go below the belt and say all kinds of mean shit and nasty shit, call you scumbag, loser, fag, fan piece of shit, you're fucking never gonna mount to shit, you should have never been born motherfuckers, and nobody said shit. But when I look at her and go, you fucking lady with a dead guy in your fucking bedroom, even though you're fucking dead when you fucking existed, and fucking fucking fentanyl patches, I'm a fucking I'm the demon now. But you can call me every name under the fucking book, bro. Fuck her, dude. You wanna know what? She's sitting in her fucking free fucking house, dude. That she didn't pay a fucking dollar for, she still gets money and checks from her fucking dead husband's fucking VA. She's in a long-term relationship and she literally will t openly say, I will never get married because I lose the money. That means you're still spending her fucking money, how many fucking people? That's it's that simple. Because if you loved your man that you're with now, you wouldn't accept the fact. Then you will, but you will, because you want to know what, you're taking a fucking time man. So a dude, a dude that you've literally thrown out of your home for getting for forgetting your daughter's fucking your daughter's cutter repo and then the sweep and then discleep in the cemetery shed in the wintertime.
SPEAKER_01If anything was if anything was about to be the ender for him. I thought that was it, dude. Because you didn't need to get away with the people that fucking school. It wasn't even about to do that. Well, it was part of it, but it was more of who it was done to. To me, you can get away with doing whatever to whoever.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01But you do it to Avery.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, no, no, I get it.
SPEAKER_01You know what I mean? Like that I thought that was it, bro.
SPEAKER_00Well, that one and he was this fucking scam artist guy. Yeah. Whatever else in that fucking jail, like literally defended him. As long as he ain't scamming me, I don't care. That right there, I knew that she was just gonna verify that anything and any anything and everything that dude does, as long as it doesn't directly affect her life, she's not gonna care. That dude, that dude could literally rob a rob a fucking fucking nursing home. And she'd be like, Well, they shouldn't have left their stuff out. Because that's just it, it's it's it's such a fucked up thing. That it is, bro. And and and and it's shit, it's just super frustrating, bro. Yeah, like I get fucking looked looked down on because I'll be short 20 bucks for the week and I message my mom and be like, hey, can I get 20 bucks for guests? I'll give it back to you on Tuesday. Yeah. And I get looked at like some fucking loser who still needs my mom.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00But you know, your man can rob people and fucking scam the female homes and fucking cemeteries.
SPEAKER_01The only reason that that um that fucking uh they're not in that same situation. Well, they're kind of in like a golden situation, I guess you could say, because you have, like you said, Dan's retirement, right? I don't know what the fuck happened to this thing. It's weird. I don't know. Yeah, no, until not until right now. It's probably fine. But um nah, they're kind of like in this golden goose situation, like you said, because you know he don't want to they they don't want to give up uh which I don't think she married a dude anyway. To me, they're more like fucking roommates than fucking anything else.
SPEAKER_00Here's what's frustrating. Because again, me and Jill were close, dude, yeah, okay. We'd meet up at like Sharon's lounge and shit and fucking whatever else, right? Yeah, and there was fuck dude. I'll never forget the okay I can time dating fucking decades, but I remember it happening. She was fucking she was dating Dan.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_00Now she clearly said, if it's if it's not fuck if if me and Dan don't work out, I'm gonna have Kurt. And guess what? That fucking greedy bitch gabble. So she had she had intent from the fucking beginning. But that's what I mean. But you know, God forbid. They have a plan about it. Yeah, I mean, but but here's the thing though, dude. But God forbid, dude, you fucking say that. Because you're villainized for being telling the fucking truth. It's so fucking this family is so fucking disgusting. I'll be honest with you, bro. I I there's there's points in time, dude, that and this sounds fucked up, that there's I dislike my family for the most part for the majority of them, to the point, dude, to where I just kind of wish I was fucking like fucking born into a different fucking family. I'd be better off. Like I'd rather be fuck I would rather have grown up and fucking Johnson Park than fucking than debut these people because the everyone's just hypocrites. Yeah. And and it's fucking so fucked up because like love Scott to death. He's a two-faced motherfucker. Homeboy will sit in that kitchen, dude, and talk mad shit about fucking Jill and used to talk mad shit about your mom and talk mad shit about Reed and talk mad shit about Graham. And then these motherfuckers come in the door and it's like they're fucking they they've been fucking the closest bonded fucking family members since the beginning of fucking time. It's fucking so disgusting to me, dude. At least be real, bro.
SPEAKER_01If motherfuckers don't like you, then fine. Yo, even even Graham was like, she was like, yo, she's like, I don't understand where this Jill and Reed shit came from. She was like, the last I knew that she wanted to tear them to pieces. Dude.
SPEAKER_00And now Reed went out of his way to find Kurt's fucking mugshot for scamming and brought it over on the laptop, dude, and then smack that shit all over Facebook too. Yeah, oh did he put on campus dude? So he fucking he fucking aired that dude the fuck out, bro. And fucking Jill was fucking livid, dude. Smoking mad, like I'm gonna run him over my car type of shit.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And now you guys just skip in down the fucking boardwalk at fucking Atlantic, fucking Atlantic City. That's what I mean. Like you I hate saying it in the context, I'm gonna say it. How the fuck can anyone respect a person like that? That is fucking outright disgusting. My hate will forever be for that dude. There's nothing he can do to reprieve at all in my eyes. There's nothing that dude could ever say or do to fucking to to make me fucking like the guy. There's nothing he could do to the shit that he has done to me, and I don't give a fuck, I can care what he did to anybody else. The shit that he did to me over the course of my lifetime, even when I was really young and I couldn't stand up for myself, I will fucking hate you for it for the rest of your life. You will not be forgiven for fucking having me not even being allowed to have birthdays with friends because they weren't sure if my crackhead brother was gonna have a fucking freak out at my fucking house, dude. I didn't even have friends over here.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00My wife was he destroyed my childhood. That's all on him, dude. That shit wasn't on me. I ended they and don't get me wrong, grandma and poppy would always fucking do the right thing. Go on at a birthday party, invite your friends. Yeah, but you want to know what that you may as well spit in my face and push me down the fucking stairs. Because you fucking know goddamn well, bro. Even though you're doing it and you're telling me I can invite people, you fucking know. No, you know, you know nobody's coming. Right. Yeah. If they have any brain, because my friends in the neighborhood's parents wouldn't even let these kids come to my house, bro. Yeah. Because the cops were there so often for fucking complete insanity. We were neck and neck with the fucking craziest glats on the corner, dude. When it comes to the cop press and shit. They were there so often, dude. Jay-Z, the cops were there so often that when they would pull up, he would pull his fucking speakers out onto his top porch and play fucking 18 in life and shit. And sing it out the fucking window, and dude. Dude, that's what I mean. Dude, but Joshua, that just goes to show you how fucking bad it was. How in the fuck can you forgive someone for doing shit like that to you, bro?
SPEAKER_01You know what? I'll I'll I'll put it like this. I think I think I can kind of understand Graham's end because it's your kid. To an extent.
SPEAKER_00To an extent. Well, I guess that's where me and Graham are different. I have a fuck the child, it's a fucking piece of shit and not like her all. So yeah, that's fucking me, I guess.
SPEAKER_01To me, it's just like I don't know. Like, it's wild shit, dude. Well, also too, Graham's like up an age. She'll probably never say it out loud. But I I honestly think that like one of her end of life goals is she wants the family to get on. And it's never gonna happen. It's never going to come to fruition. She's gonna need a genie in the bottle, bro. She's gonna need a teeny in the rubber.
SPEAKER_00She's one wish will be. Yeah, she's gonna she's gonna need a fucking, she knows she's gonna need all three. Because she's gonna have to do it three times. It's probably still gonna be unsuccessful. Because there because I'll be honest with you, bro. Under any circumstances, I can get a phone call fucking tomorrow. And fucking Scott could be like, hey, mom's fucking terminally ill, dude. And she wants, you know, everyone to come over and fucking, you know, mend fences until she passes away deal. Like, dude, would I come? Yes. But if you think I'm having a conversation with that fucking rotten cocksucker, you're wrong. I'm not. And he better not speak to me because I will fucking pimp slap that motherfucker right in the mouth in front of everybody while she has her oxygen mask on. I will never like that dude. It will never change. There's nothing anybody can say and or do. There's not even a bribe amount of money for me to fake like that fucking guy. And I'm poor as shit. And there ain't a dude, you can put 10, you can put fucking 10 million on the table, and I'd say he could still suck my dick. Yeah. Because I'm at least for me, I can't I can't forgive somebody for shit that they've done. He's embarrassed his fucking family enough and done shit that is literally unforgivable to fucking get money from the whole neighborhood and say, my fucking father was in fucking Elmira, had a major fucking heart attack, everyone was fucking gone, and he needed a fucking bus ticket, and he fucking got money from the whole neighborhood, dude. Okay? And then fucking Poppy. No, the same day. Oh, oh. Poppy came out at 9.30 in the morning to mow the lawn and everyone was staring at him like they were seeing a fucking dead guy pushing the fucking lawnmower, dude. And then all of a sudden, dude, fucking Jay-Z dad comes over and he was like, Oh, you know, you're a fucking side mower, got money from him, you had a heart attack. So you wanna and and and I and and this another thing. This is the and they're the pay law back when I'm oh no, you better hold the fuck horses on that one. Because that's a fucking shitty fuck situation, too. Okay, so the people on the block that he got money from that like weren't connected to like my friend group, yeah, like they fucking gave them the money back. But any of the people's families that were my friend's parents, I had to find a way to pay it back. Oh shit. I had to do it.
SPEAKER_02Wow.
SPEAKER_00So I had to fuck that. So I I I had to go fucking pay fucking Pete Prodigrosi's fucking mom and dad back. I had to pay fucking Joe Dirce's fucking dad back. I had to pay fucking Rock Rocky up the street's fucking money back. I had to go to fucking Dookie's mom and dad and pay the fucking money back. I'm the one, dude, like five people, bro. I had to come with a hundred bucks, dude, at like fucking 13. Wow. And on top of that, they had to go down and fucking pay the dude that fucking Peter's back because he got money from the fucking store too. And and and and I'm supposed to sit here and be like, oh, well, you know, I'm you know, it's you know, because he was um, you know, he's in a course of addiction. No, he's a piece of shit. Whether it was crack or not, dude, he still is a scumbag. It doesn't change the fact that that's his character. And you know who's fucking to blame for it? That fucking hunchback bitch on Brayton Park. That's who's responsible. The person who's responsible for fucking reading Eri being a fucking piece of shit is her. Fuck that. I know bullshit. You were you were around, but you weren't around enough. That lady, that that lady fucking gave gave in that fucking piece of shit every single motherfucking time. Anytime Poppy tried to fucking discipline that dude, Graham would fucking be like, leave him alone. Don't put your hands on him, let him do this. He ain't bothering nobody, he ain't this, he ain't that, and then another time, we get over fucking Brady Park, fucking steals a bunch of shit from the fucking house. Poppy wants to fucking beat him up, they get into a fucking fight upstairs, the cops fucking come, the fucking read fucking left before the police shows up. The fucking cops show up. They want to fucking arrest fucking Poppy. They don't want to arrest Poppy because the fucking person was supposed to be assaulted, not in the fucking home. Don't forget the whole fucking thing, dude. And then fucking turns around, the cops fucking leave. I'm downstairs in the fucking living room, sitting on the fucking couch, and Graham's exact words, and I'll never fucking ever, ever, ever, ever in my life fucking forget it. And I lost all respect for that lady that fucking day because the statement she made was the most fucked up thing I ever heard someone say to another person. And if I I don't hit girls, but if she was my wife, she'd got punched in the fucking face. I'm dead for for sure when I hit her. He look he literally looked at her. If that no good motherfucker comes back in this fucking house, I'm gonna beat him fucking half the fucking death. And he will never, ever live in my home again. Yo, Graham looked him dead in the fucking face and she said, Well, you better find somewhere else to live because I'm not putting my son out on the fucking street. You no good piece of shit. Fuck that. I'd have spit on her, dude. I I know for sure I would have. I know without a doubt, she'd have got shoved down and fucking spit on and probably fucking a good fucking kick. Because that's fucked up. Not to be a fucking complete piece of shit and play the selfish person role. But Graham wouldn't be in a house right now and wouldn't own a home right now if fucking her husband's parents didn't give them that home.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, right.
SPEAKER_00They that lady'd still be renting on fucking Lincoln F. So we're not gonna play this game. So in all actuality, dude, it was never her fucking house to fucking begin with, dude.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And they want and and then and motherfuckers wonder why there were certain things and things that Poppy did that always said the deaned was wrong. I don't feel was wrong. That lady had no zero right being on a deed in that house, and I'm glad he never put her on it. Seriously, why? If you're gonna stand up for a crackhead, why am I gonna trust you with a deed in my home, dude? For what, dude?
SPEAKER_01Why would we throw him on the fucking bed?
SPEAKER_00That's what I mean. And and we all know how fucking it worked when it got later up into the 90s, when the wife wanted to leave, the wife got everything. Yeah, they got the car, they got the home, they got the kids, they got Ellen, they got the house for it.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And it was a clean sweep.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So yeah, dude, like he was smart. And I mean, I mean I'll be honest with you, dude. Like, I'm married and I'm gonna tell you something right now. I hope to God, I never run across somebody to buy a home on my own. Because I'm gonna tell you point blank your fucking period. That house will get bought in, and it will not, my name will not be on that motherfucker at all. Nothing. It will go into a fucking it will go into a fucking relative's name, a super close friend's fucking name, and I will pay the fucking bills. So if I ever get divorced, you can't take my home because I don't own one. It's not happening, dude.
SPEAKER_01There was some uh soccer player who recently did that shit.
SPEAKER_00Dude, dude, yeah, and you know what's fucked up? Since that happened, more and more and more dudes are doing it. Yeah, they're leaving leaving shit in their mom's name. Yeah, they're leaving shit in their sister's name, they're leaving shit in their fucking sh their their fucking aunt and uncle's fucking name. Yeah. And they're living in homes that are not under their fucking name. So when it goes into court, it looks like they don't have property. Yeah, yeah, because it's not their asset. Yeah, it's not. So when that divorce happens, you know exactly how that all goes down. He doesn't have property, he can't be liquidated because it ain't his. So even if there was money to split, there ain't any. What are you gonna get half the fucking retirement? Whatever. And then once that divorce is finalized, dude, I'd wait about fucking six months to a year, and I'd just have my fucking relatives sign up to my name.
SPEAKER_01Look at the heat when fucking Spolstra, he was going through his fucking divorce. They they wouldn't they wouldn't extend until the divorce was over.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01So then they got a diamond 200 million.
SPEAKER_00Broke the record. Yeah. So she wouldn't get half. No, and that's good. Yo, yo, that organization fucking it's mad law for that. Oh yeah. For sure. You don't dude, you you companies don't do shit like that for you. No, they don't look out for you like that, dude. At the end of the day, they think you're fucking the wife over. So fucking they want to fucking they're gonna fucking have a big thing.
SPEAKER_01I just never understood. Well, yo, I I can I can kind of get it to where. No, I mean, yo, I I can kind of get it to where you're you can be used to living a certain lifestyle, right? But motherfucker, this shit's happened to me a hundred times. Having me working at the bank, I'm used to fucking bring clearing fucking six, seven thousand a month.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And I go down and clearing half that under half of that. That's not a life change for me. So what? I should be able to take bank Bank America to the bank because they changed my standard of living.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, well, I mean the same thing like that. It's the same thing, right? I broke that fucking 24-month contract with fucking met like I was making fucking $42,000 a year. Right. I went for $42,000 a year to fucking $23,000 fucking delivery fucking autopurse. Right. So like I'm gonna play this fucking game. Like I dudes don't ever but the thing is like that's not a change of standard of living? Yeah, but don't fucking tell you can't tell the system that because he was lying or something like that, probably.
SPEAKER_01Because Matt line's up to me.
SPEAKER_00Well, yeah, no, you no, you're right, and I get it, but like what I don't I've never understood is I think the stigma of man is sickening to me. Because just because, quote unquote, the majority of men are resilient in a way, you know what I mean? Or or we have a tendency of being able to go through really harsh situations and fucking find ways out of them and at least get yourself back on your own TV and at least have a manageable livable life and not fucking be poverty stricken and on welfare, like we find ways, and just because we have that ability doesn't mean that it gives some random fucking ratchet horror some fucking right to fucking make make me worse off because you weren't fucking happy for a week. Yeah. Because I'll tell you right now, bro, I know enough people in my lifetime that have been in long-term relationships, and as soon as that woman is not happy for any extended period of time, that relationship is over. And when it is over, it the relationships end on their terms. Yeah, and it's fucked up because it's messed up to say it, but men in general, the same uh the consensus here, but men in general, especially if they're they're in a relationship with a woman, long-term relationship, and or married, and there happens to be kids involved, we would rather be miserable and be around our fucking kids because we know ultimately that if we choose to end that relationship, we are gonna fight for our lives to fucking get visitations. We are gonna get fucking milked for fucking money and still only get to see our fucking kids, bro, five and a half days a month. And then still have to pay you. A thousand dollars a month to be living with your mommy. So yeah, dudes will gladly stay miserable with a bitch, dude.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Because they know that that's the lesser evil, dude. They're not gonna be able to, they're gonna have to fight, fight through court and custody to fuck get visitation. And then when you get there, then you go to support court, and then you better hope to God you don't got a good job. Because if you do, you're gonna get fucking hammered, dude. You're gonna get slaughtered in fucking child support. So you not only have to have your your all your own's kids shit at your house when they're there every other weekend, you also are contributing to probably that bitch's mortgage in a home that you lived in for a decade.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And you're paying for it now. You're back to renting a fucking studio and your kid's sleeping in a corner looking like a fucking piece of shit. Because you're taking everything. We'd rather be miserable in a relationship and be around our kids knowing we'll be able to at least save a little bit of money. We'd rather go through the stress and possibly have a heart attack than fucking leave that relationship because we know what the outcome is, dude. The system is not in a man's favor. At least not, at least not I I only I can attest for one thing. Not in New York. Not in New York. That is the this is the most one-sided fucking shit I've ever seen in my entire life. I'm I'm still trying to wrap my mind around that I didn't pay a nickel, not a fucking penny, dude, in child support until fucking this fucking kid that I had with some random fucking toad looking fucking ointer, fucking fucking until the kid was like fucking in the second grade. And then all of a sudden, bro, you removed that kid from my life, so there was no relationship, dude. And somehow I still got put on child support for a kid who was literally taken from me by a woman and I have to pay for it. It's not fair. If I'm paying, dude, if I'm paying, I should be able to get visits, right? It don't work that way. Because that bitching she dude listen, that fucking the last time I fucking went to fuck court for that shit, and the judge wanted to throw me the fuck out because I said something shitty, and I repeated myself because she thought I wasn't going to, because she said, excuse me, sir, what'd you say? And I gladly said it a little bit louder. So I knew she heard me. I said, Do you want to know what's fucked up about this whole situation? You people have zero, zero fucking consideration about taking my money. Okay, but why is it that I've never seen the inside of a fucking visitation court? Never one time. I've never seen the inside of a courtroom for me to set up visitation so I can pay for a kid I don't see. Like, make that fucking make sense, dude. That's completely fucking unfair. I'm fucking paying for a kid I've never seen, and the only courtroom I ever fucking seen was child support court, and they granted that shit to her in a fucking flash. No, no questions asked. No, dude, no questions asked. No questions asked. Team effort. No questions asked at all. No problem taking the money. But when Sean says I'm paying, why can't I visit? No, and they say you two need to agree. No, we don't, bitch. No. I didn't you didn't you didn't tell me I had to agree to my amount amount of money you're taking on my fucking paycheck. Not true. We don't agree on that, but now we gotta agree, right? So you're gonna agree, dude. I don't want to be in a relationship with her, she'll never agree to ship. So it's that simple. So it's been that way forever, bro.
SPEAKER_01I'm no, I was about to say, from my understanding, I thought that was the rule. It was not here. No, no, no. I I I thought it was either visitation or the money, right? So if you have one party who's willing, that's always gonna that should count as visitation because he's he's willing and the fuck cunt mother's fucking blocking.
SPEAKER_00Well, that's what I mean, and that's why I feel my situation is completely fucking unfair. It is because it it it to me, like, and when I got brought up, this was early on when I fucked she first started the fucking child support with me. And I fucking needed to be.
SPEAKER_01That only happened because she's seen you at the bank, right?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but she was she but she was just knew you were making big money. She was well, I don't know about big money. Well, you know what I mean. You know what I mean. I was making more than fucking I probably nor normally would be. Yeah, at least we're sitting in the fucking based off and working on the city. And the first the first thing I said, bro, I I already knew, dude. Yeah, because at the time, the fucking judge, bro, I was told by my lawyer the dude doesn't like guys. And I remember forget what it was. It was Judge Caldwell, he was a piece of shit. Is the judge himself a guy?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Oh he doesn't like dude, self-hating man. Yeah. It's all women with women with him. And he was like, 'cause that's why initially when we first got into the fucking courtroom, the fucking initial court date, he the first thing my lawyer did, dude, was try to get fucking the judge changed. Really? He it that was the first thing. He didn't even want to deal with the dude, he said, let's try to get him changed before we fucking have figure out what the fuck we gotta do here.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00You know, so see if we can get a change and fucking change a judge. Yeah, but then when it came down to like, yeah, you gotta put in for it, but then you had to put the fucking reason. There was nothing to put.
SPEAKER_02Right.
SPEAKER_00Because you can't be like, oh, we're down the street, he hates men. Like you can't fucking crack it. Yeah, yeah, right, right. And there was no legal reason for me to change it, so I'm stuck with the guy. Yeah. Okay, so that we then we go there, alright? So we're stuck with the dude, and fucking I'll never forget, bro. Like, he said something fucking super rude to my fucking lawyer, and I'm returning my head and going, why don't they just fucking just take the whole check, dude? You know what I'm saying? Like, I I I I said I'm pretty much, I'm pretty much fucking done for it.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And he turned on, he goes, What did you say to your attorney? It sounded like it was something about me. I said it was about you. I said, I said, I ain't got a leg to stand on here. Why don't you just take my whole paycheck so we can leave? And he looked at me, he goes, You think that's an appropriate statement, Mr. Harry? I go, I go, I don't know, sir. I said, I don't know the rules, dude. I said, What's the percentage so we can go? And he goes, Oh, you just want to get out of here? I said, No. I said, You want to know what it is, dude? Is that I just think it's pretty fucking odd to me that this kid's going on seven. I've never been in here for anything. And the only reason why I'm here and in this situation in child support court right now, and there's a 110% fact, is because she was in a relationship with another dude that fucking no didn't die. You fucking the relationship fucking failed. He was playing fucking stepdaddy because she threw it in my face. I got fucking messages to prove it. That didn't want nothing. Oh, she didn't think she wanted nothing to do. She wanted she she wanted me, she wanted me uninvolved. He had a dad bullshit. I go, so if that's the fucking case, I shouldn't even fucking be here. I'm here because now she doesn't have a second income for her little bastard child, so now she needs my money.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah. I remember that. But there for how long? Dude, it would go it would go on and off. It would go six months, I wouldn't hear shit. Because remember, she'd go through me. She'd channel, because that's when you'd have a Facebook. There was no way to get in touch with you unless you actually had your number. What is this?
SPEAKER_00Make sure you eat the whole fucking pots and fucking so mom's can fucking be mad. And make sure when you eat smoothie, you take all the cheese.
SPEAKER_01I would, I would, I I fucking remember that because that's a she would back channel, get through. She'd message me to get a hold of you.
SPEAKER_00That lady inacculated the whole fucking family tree when she knew exactly where I lived. And then and then six months down the road, I didn't move, bro.
SPEAKER_01Six months down the road, like where I lived at for about six months, you didn't hear a peep. Right? And then all of a sudden, it became uh where's Sean? When's he gonna wake up and stop being a deadbeat? I'm like, hold on. I still have the message in my message log from fucking your last conversation that Sean said he wanted to take the kid to the beach or whatever, whatever you want to do. She didn't try to take it for the day or whatever. She's saying all the time or whatever.
SPEAKER_00I d I don't I don't I don't I didn't she No, it wasn't that it was he is a dad bullshit.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, he is a father, yeah.
SPEAKER_00But also get to the point, dude, to where like she would say shit like she would say shit like, well, I wouldn't trust you fucking, you know, being with the fucking being with the fucking kid alone. And the I remember my first fucking statement back to her was and it was fucking not even fucked, it was straight fucking honest dude. Yeah, you got some balls, bitch, yeah, saying some shit like that to me when I've literally had custody of my fucking two kids, bro, for four years, and they're still alive. Matter of fact, they eat so well they're overweight. So you're gonna turn around, you got some balls, and then and then when that when the when then when that backfired, yeah, all right, and then she would let me fucking see them here and there, not even a lot, like here and there, it would be everything would be fine, and then she'd go, why don't you come over and I'll cook you dinner and we can talk? And what would be great to be a family again, bullshit. And then and and and and then and then when I shut down the possibility of wanting to be in a relationship with her, guess you didn't see the kid anymore again. Right. Me.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, so she's not fucking manipulator fucking that, bro. Like, like, why couldn't she take the fact that you were willing to step up and just be like, I'll be a part of his life.
SPEAKER_00Because for some fucking diluted fucking reason, bro, there's something in the back of her fucked up mind who fucking like thinks that there's even fucking a one-tenth of a percent of a chance that if we were to communicate that we fucking get in a relationship. Bitch, I only dated you for three months because I was drunk every day. Look at yourself in the mirror, you're horribly ugly, dude. You're the mistake of my life, bro. You are fucking grotesque. You look like the fucking hunchback of Notre Dame, son, with a fucking flat, a flat frogger ass. At least the frogger bitch, she came through, bro. She was a G. Well, dude, I would have dated her for a simple fact of the matter is that I would have been able to be a fucking stay-at-home dad. Fucking do whatever the fuck I wanted with you.
SPEAKER_01Every single thing you asked, bro. I know. She's like, yo, me and my nephew are playing Madden. He wants a bottle of this, and I want a bottle of that. Okay. And came back with a 30 rack, too. No, I asked for I asked for fucking uh Newport, she bought me Duports.
SPEAKER_00No, she brought carton newports. Oh yeah. And then fucking she gave me cash. She bought you the bottle of liquor you wanted, and I got a fucking 30 rack of fucking Labat booty. And I didn't want to fucking have sex. All I wanted was for her to fucking blow me. She said, okay. And she would just go in the room and be like, oh, I love sucking your dick. You can't find girls like that, ugly or not. So when you do see these fucking decent looking dudes with some ugly ass bitch, she is swallowing your kids every fucking day, dude. That's just the fucking reality of it, bro. She is gulp, gulp, gulping. And that's just what it is. And if you want to put it in her ass, she ain't gonna say no.
SPEAKER_02Right.
SPEAKER_00Whatever you want to do, dude. And as soon as she was done, bro, I was like, I'm tired, I'm drunk, I want to go to bed, you need to leave. And she'd just leave. Yeah. I'll see you tomorrow. I'll be like, alright. Because I think she'd come down and suck my dick again. I'll never forget.
SPEAKER_01It's just that simple. I'll never forget the one time you were in a bind, I forget exactly what it was from. But I'll never forget. It was when I was in college, because that's how that that's around when you were hanging out with it when I was in college. Yeah. And fucking you just texted her one day and was like, yo, I need like two grand. Oh, you different bitch, different bitch. Okay.
SPEAKER_00No, it was cool, and then because you were like, Oh, yeah, the one the the one the one you're talking about. The one you were talking about worked at the bank in Ona in Oneida.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00She came out with a grip of cash. Yeah. And then the other chick, fucking Stacy, she came by with an envelope, about six hundred dollars and gave it to me in an envelope. And fucking just gave me a kiss. And I was like, well, I gotta go.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00You know what I mean? Like, so I mean big bitch. That's Stacy bitch. Well, yeah, and you should see her now. She looks like a shrimp crackhead, bro. Really? She's like 92 fucking pounds. She looks like her face is sunken and like she smokes meth.
SPEAKER_02Wow.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it's fuck. She's disgusting. No, I I seen her in public. I like see her talk to her. Yeah. But I seen her, she looked right at me, dude, and I was like, oh fuck. And kind of.
SPEAKER_01Well, yeah, I guess after that long.
SPEAKER_00Well, you can facial features. I looked, I looked again, I go, no way. And I looked again, I go, yup, and I fucking turned around with the other.
SPEAKER_01Then we had that redhead that from the taste of Utica.
SPEAKER_00Listen, she was fun. She was fun. She was fun. That's the one that fucked that that's it sounds fucked up to put it this way. But that was weird because for some unknown reason the whole entire fucking family liked her. Yeah, she was wild, dude. Tram, Jill, fucking Dan, fucking everybody fucking liked her, dude. And then fucking, but because remember I met her, we used to see her at the gym. Mm-hmm. And then we would see her going to pick Kirsten Isaiah from school. Yeah. Because she lived down the street. Oh yeah. Yep. She used to come show up with her friend. Yep. Yep. Remember I kept hitting and remember, but you remember when I fucking hit her? She gave me a number? Yeah. You know what it did the Taste of Utica thing? And blah, blah, blah. That's what I was doing. That's when I was doing the census. Yeah. That was fun. She fucking made a ton of fucking money. I made so much money.
SPEAKER_01Did you get kicked off of it?
SPEAKER_00No. They ended. Oh. I dude, I was I was there to the bitter end to where like they sent me to um no, they sent me to fucking the fucking one of their fucking like their um field officers, the mock field, like like the fucking temporary field office on Broad Street to help do the count for Utica. Like the census count for Utica. Like I actually got extended to do it. But I did wind up getting fired because I got in around with his name Roger and I told him the sock of my dick. Yeah, I'll never forget the. He was talking shit now with a glowy bitch.
SPEAKER_01I think I sat it tour. I was like, yo, you're so fine, I'm gonna let you ruin my life. Yo, she had like eight kids. She was like 26.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah. I remember that. Yeah, she was dude, she did. I remember I remember I remember her because she was right off fucking Skylar Street, dude. She was like, Yeah. Holy shit. Yeah, but that's you got eight kids, fucking six baby daddies, dude. Yeah, I get it. Who the fuck I did you you know as soon as you dated her, you generalized ruined.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I know.
SPEAKER_00Fucking you you're fucking stepdad to eat. Yeah. Fuck that, dude. You don't make enough money. Especially back then, I was like 19. Well, no, I mean, not even asked though. Like, even like now, who the fuck bro, it's hard enough to fucking take care of two. Could you imagine dating a girl that's like in her mid-20s, dude, and you're fucking probably say say around her same age, yeah, and you dated her, bro, and you wanted to go do something. You need to take out a loan to go to ice cream. Yeah, dude.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, man. It'd probably cost you like that's a hundred dollar trip to fucking burst own ice cream. That's what I mean.
SPEAKER_00Like, I could never do that, dude. Yeah. There'd be no way, bro. Like, some just because she looked good, she uh she obviously got very, very poor judgment, dude. Yeah. Because you just letting dude just unleash you, son. And don't he stay?
SPEAKER_01Well, nah, like, I the the first guy, I get his thought pattern. I gotta lock this down, dude.
SPEAKER_00But you ever notice though, about the women that are like really pretty, especially if they're like in the in the fucking hood, dude, or not to be a fucking dick. You ever notice that that really pretty girl, her fucking her first two or three kids are with the same dude?
SPEAKER_02Yep.
SPEAKER_00And then all of a sudden, dude, it's I wanna fucking meet a guy. I need to meet a guy, I need to meet a guy. And then they fucking accept you because you have multiple kids and you're a single mother, and you're like, I will, I will, I I will do whatever fucking you ask because you're gonna stick it out with me, deal. And then they're gonna do what you want. You never do. Well, no, because now because a dude in their mind, and it sounds fucked up, you've been ran through, dude. And my respect for you is probably none. Zero in fucking because you're giving me what I want at the moment, yeah, I'm gonna tell you what you want to hear at the moment. And that's gonna be about as far as it's gonna go, dude. And it's gonna last, it's gonna be like, it's gonna resemble a fucking relationship for a little while. You're gonna say I'm pregnant, and dude's gonna fucking be like, I'll shit him out.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01But you know, but here's the thing the dude kind of has no right to say it, because obviously you knew you were dealing with fertile myrtle over fucking here, bro.
SPEAKER_00Like, well, that's well that that's where I think my sexism comes in.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Because I'm not trying to be an asshole here, dude, but like, that ain't my pussy hole, dude.
SPEAKER_01No, I get it, but that's yours. If you if you listen, but you're the one blasting and there's six kids.
SPEAKER_00No, no, you're right. You're right, and 90% of dudes will do that.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00But also, 100% of them dudes would be you said wear a condom, would put one on just to hit it. True. So it's your pussy, dude. Right. You are choosing who dumps in you, bro.
SPEAKER_01That's why, that's why, you know, when I hear this fucking. Cheating is different between male and that's why men people say, I don't know why people get mad at the man at the woman. Well, because the sex doesn't happen without the woman granting entry into the pussy. You're right.
SPEAKER_00And you're the one who chooses whether it's raw dog or not. Like, you know what I mean? Because I'll tell you right now, and this is the this is the fucking, and this is, I think, one of the things I think will always, always, it's frustrating me like for a very, very long time. I'm talking about my 20s, like early 20s dealings always kind of made me mad.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Is that you fucking sit here and you see these fucking dumb broads, dude, yeah, say shit like, my baby daddy's a fucking loser, and my baby daddy's a fucking scumbag. All you're doing is assaulting yourself. And my baby daddy's a piece of shit, okay? And then then you have the the ones that double down in retardation that fucking will go online now, real time now, and say ignorant shit. Like, I wish I could have picked my baby daddy. You did, you ignorant motherfucker. He came in you for fucking two years. Why can't you kids brought baby daddy? You did you fucking you fucking you you yeah, you chose it. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like the tiger or fucking George Jubi. But here's the thing, but you you hear so many stupid statements. Yeah, but you hear so many stupid fucking statements. It's frustrating when a fucking touch. Because like when you hear shit like, oh yeah, you know, I really, really, really do I I really do enjoy like, you know, you know, raw sex. It feels so much better, you know. But I told him to pull out. He ain't going to.
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_00I'm telling you right now, any any woman concerned with that version, there's no guarantee. Any no bro fuck that. I'm a man, bro. And I'm gonna tell you something right now. Sometimes you fucking you can't, bro. No, you you you go a pump or two too many. Yeah, and you think that you have the time to yank her out, and the first fucking p goes in. It's biological sometimes. No, a lot a lot of times you eat the whole nut. Like true, you're you're you're going at it, dude, and then all of a sudden you get the feeling, you're like, yo, I normally know my timing. Yeah, when I'm gonna actually bust my nut, dude.
SPEAKER_01Seven seconds.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, and I'm like, I'm like, yo, I probably gotta go four or five pumps before I lose it. You know what I'm saying? And you're doing your fucking thing, and you think it's fucking you're about to fucking pull it out and like put it wherever, and that first initial blast goes in. It could be even as you're pulling it out, dude. Yeah, your first it goes up in the pussy, dude. 90% of men, bro, either are gonna not gonna pull out on time or they're not gonna pull out at all. Because dudes, dudes wanna put a seed in you, son, because they want to have ownership of that pussy, dude.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah. And yo, I've actually heard that from male biology, the strongest fucking um semen is the initial blast, dude. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Like it's not the like nah, this shit's shooting out a fucking record pace, dude. Like, yeah, well, you gotta think that, dude, the first shot is fucking hundreds of millions of. That's what I mean, yo. So like the ending ones are like the ones that are like almost already dying off. Right.
SPEAKER_01So, yo, I've I've I I'm dead and I don't know how true it is, but I've I've heard men say fucking yo, all I did was pre-nut in this bitch. The actual yeah, but a lot of times it's all it takes, dude. It's powerful shit, bro. You gotta think the build-up. All all the I mean, if you're looking at biological all these sparama racing. Yeah. So these ones that are coming out first.
SPEAKER_00They fucking take 2500 in the ass, dude.
SPEAKER_01Indie Carrier Race of the Egg and see what falls on first.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. They got teeth like a fucking fucking fucking piranha.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, you know. Same timing on that one. Yeah, fucking piranha 3D.
SPEAKER_00I'll be honest with you, like, I'm not to be a dick, and this ain't I hope nobody fucking is it takes us the wrong way. I really wish, dude, like, I want to fucking contact a fucking fertility doctor, dude. Because I no, I wanna know, because I'm a fucking type 2 diabetic, yeah, if my fucking if my fucking my seed is any good anymore. I I I know I know the person I'm with can't fucking have kids anymore. I was like, I'd love to know like if it fucking still works.
SPEAKER_01I was hearing that well not even hearing, I guess it's statistical fact we could look it up. But sperm donation is so like um particular. Like you you are they super kicking off? Yeah, man, it you can't just be a me or you who walked in. Like you have to pass certain criteria and fucking IQ tests and fucking I mean, yeah, well maybe because they're fucking sick as it'll look at retards fucking around.
SPEAKER_00They're part of the population that shouldn't have fucking IQ a fucking 67 jerking off in a couple. Yeah, he's a good looking guy. But then again, what does that prevent it? Because if dude's got six-pack ads and got blue eyes, she's gonna let you fuck coming her. That dude can fucking talk to you like he's fucking forced to come. Yeah. He's hot, you know he talks slow, bought chocolate. Yeah. Like fucking boss you're not in me, I love your eyes. Yeah. Dude, there's nothing better than when I'm like when he's like on top of me and I can like rub my fingers across his six-pack.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00You know what I'm saying? Like these fucking women are fucking ignorant. Because it's I I hate the fact that fucking like there's like a fucking majority. You know, there's a majority fucking of us.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00That a majority of fucking women dude who like can give two fucks about your personality or or fucking if you've got a or or or if you have a good job.
SPEAKER_01No, it's it's it's are you sexy? How many posts have you seen of mugshots of literal rapists? And because this mug shot looks fine, yeah. He don't even gotta try to rape him out. He wouldn't have to rape me out, just give it to him. Yeah, yeah, I know. I've fucking heard seen that shit. Yeah, and well, someone someone did an experiment. That just proves my point, though. Uh I actually want to find it for the next episode. We should go over their type, and that's all that matters. It can be the worst fucking human thing ever, dude. They fucking still want to date. They fucking did an experiment where they had a guy, they took like a dude's modeling pictures and made like a Tinder or something. And I remember on the profile they listed uh I have charges, sexual contact with minors, and fucking the worst shit you can make messages, dude. Yeah, I know. I see everyone makes mistakes. I can fix you. I can fix you. Well, you know, as long as you're better now, you know, like if you're on the right track and you're going to your meetings, yeah, as long as you're getting help.
SPEAKER_00Well, again, that just proves my point. Yeah. The fucking like the if if you're hot in that woman's eyes, it does not matter what type of person you are.
SPEAKER_01And then I guess I guess the converse is true too, to where it's like you could be the best personality in the world if you don't meet their fucking criteria. Whereas I honestly, I think dudes are the opposite. I think we're so willing to find someone who matches our personality that we realize looks are a dime a dozen when it comes to bitches. Well, yeah, for the most part. To find a chick who's down for you and gets your sense of humor to make and all that, that means more than a fucking 10.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Dude, I think most I think most men, yeah, majority would take an average chick that at least has a fucking moral compass, dude. Yeah. That isn't all fucking shallow and shit. And they would take her being average looking without makeup, even and or with, or maybe even a little bit bigger. You know what I mean? Not huge and fat, but a little bit bigger, but pretty, has a good personality, dude, and is fucking outright has good character. Yeah. Most most dudes would take her over your Instagram model any day. Because they know that they they know the Instagram model chick is fucking, first off, a shallow fucking scumbag bitch. And her DMs are stacked, and you're never gonna be the only one. Yo, you're never, you're never gonna be the only one.
SPEAKER_01Ever. Never ever. The fucking Instagram model is taking flights over to Dubai getting shit on.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, pissed on. Yeah, dude. I've seen this toilet paper and I was gonna say that. I've seen a TikTok. I want to end it here because I gotta go to the bathroom and take a shower and shit before fucking she gets home. The fucking like we had a weird episode. Yeah, it's fine, I don't care. It's still it's gonna work on the end of any basic. Yeah, but dude, I've really heard that they pay these women lots and lots and lots of money, dude, and they'll openly tell them, we're sending over to be our urinal. Yeah. Like to piss in their asshole and piss in their pussy, piss in her mouth, and fucking shit on them and stuff their shit in their vagina and shit. You like a literal then they tell them and they do it, yeah, and then they come back to America and be like, yo, I was sexually assaulted and buy.
SPEAKER_02I know you hurt, dude.
SPEAKER_00You took that fucking 50 grand for some fucking A-rab dude to shit land balls on you, dude. You fucking did that shit. You ain't gonna fucking manipulate me. Right? You took that money and you were like, oh, do you buy it? Until you until you finally get fucking until you got to that hotel and he's got fucking ten of his fucking A-rab friends that fucking pass you around. That that literally all ate fucking bricks of cheese, so they can shit logs on your fucking back. You know what I'm saying? So let's not fucking let's not fucking say you were fuck sexually assaulted. You knew exactly what you were getting into, you exactly what you were paid for, and they followed through by you paying for your trip, yeah, and giving you handsome. And then probably probably gave you half up front when you got there, because you had to arrive to get any of it. And then when mission was complete, you got the other half, and that money you were given, you didn't have to take out a pocket to use the flight. They put you up after they're done with you. Yeah, all expenses paid rearranging the room, right?
SPEAKER_01And I'm gonna find the old beach hour. I'm gonna go home and make a beach. Speaking of, peace out everybody. Sorry for the weird ass episode. Alright. We always we deserve an off day.
SPEAKER_00We always went all over the place and it doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_01What's what happens name this one? I don't even know. Alright, later y'all. Peace.
