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SPEAKER_01Dude I don't even want to go there, bro. Yeah. Okay, and this is why mine's fucked up. Went to bed one night, bro. Yeah. Both ears worked. Yeah. Did you go swimming? No. Oh. Dude. And that's why they were like, you got swimmers here. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. So I got dead serious, dude. I went to bed, everything was fine. No bullshit. Woke up in the morning and I'm I thought maybe I was just like my equilibrium was off. Yeah. For a second I got it and felt like dizzy. Yeah. I go to the bathroom taking a shit. I get up. I turn the TV on. And because I sit over there, so my right ear is facing the TV. So I turn the TV on, fuck, put a fucking just pick a movie or whatever. And I hit fucking play. And it's literally like this. And I'm like, what the fuck? And I turned it up turned out. Finally, I probably did get it. It's like when I ran into Ryan. So Quinn got kind of lumber. Quinn wakes up. Quinn gets Quinn wakes up. So anyways, Quinn wakes up. He comes in the fucking door. He comes out in the doorway and I go, I go, Quinn. I said, say something in this ear, my left ear.
SPEAKER_00And that was my idea.
SPEAKER_01And I said, go talk in my fucking right ear. And he talks in my right ear. Dude, I could fucking all I hear was muffling, dude. Does it hurt? No, I just can't hear shit.
SPEAKER_00You said you can hear out of your ear. I said, cover your other ear, and I started talking about your eyes.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, okay, Quinn. Who gives a fuck whose idea it was? You want to know what? Here, we're we're gonna start the show like this. Go back in your room and eat, please. I don't want you in the middle of this because you're just gonna fucking contradict everything people fucking say, because that's just what you goddamn do.
SPEAKER_02Whatever, dude.
SPEAKER_01It's true. Yes, it is. You wanna know what? I'll fucking. Why does it matter if my idea does it? No. I'll I'll I'll tell you, I'll put it this way. You can tell Quinn, hey, make sure you shower. He will in three days, and he'll say, see, I showered. Yeah, that's Quinn, because he's a fucking sarcastic prick. I still did it. Yeah, took me six days, but I did it, Dad. And he wonders why nobody wants to bring him to the fucking store to put money on his cash app. And he wonders why nobody wants to take him and do shit. And nobody, no wonder why we go somewhere in public and you smell like fucking human feces because you don't fucking scrub your own fucking dirty shitty ass. Remember, Dave said. So like let's be let's be simple. Yeah, well, there is fetus on it. Yeah. Yeah. Quinn on a fucking ever daily basis. He's got fetus in his fucking underwear because you don't clean his own ass when he wipes, dude. It's fucking embarrassing. It's disgusting. It's unhealthy. And he wonders why he's fucking sick. Nah, for real, bro. Because you bathe every fucking six days and you have and you admit it to your mom, you brushed your teeth three months. You're disgusting.
SPEAKER_03Oh, three months?
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Straight? Yeah. Wow. I'm missing teeth, bro, and I do it mine at least five. Damn. If I fucking intake sugar, bro, which is almost every day, I at least brush my teeth as soon as I wake up.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Yeah. If you at least when I wake up.
SPEAKER_01As soon as I wake up, I brush my fucking teeth. And I'm missing eight teeth, dude. This kid's got a whole head of teeth and won't brush them. He's gonna like like I hate saying it, like his mom said, wait. Homeboy's gonna have so many fucking cavities. He's gonna be in the dentist till he's fucking 19. Because he don't want to brush his teeth, dude. He's gonna be a mad pain. Yeah. He's gonna get fucking, they're gonna say these root canals, and he's gonna he's gonna get cavities above the gum line, they're gonna have to drill into his fucking backwards head. Yeah, yeah. All kinds of shit.
SPEAKER_02I deal with calls like that at work, bro. Parents calling about their kids doing all kinds of shit, root canals at nine and shit. I'm like, oh, what the fuck?
SPEAKER_01Bro, I think the baby's teeth has been brushed like six times since he's been here.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And that's more than Quinn. Wow. That's bad. And that's a baby that you gotta fight with with a brush in his mouth. That wants to eat the fucking brush. He doesn't know how to use it. There's only fucking two. That's pretty bad, bro. And I another thing I can pretty much guarantee I'll fucking sell my ass. I guarantee there's a milkshake fuck container's room, too. Guarantee it from fucking three days ago. And wondering why we get ants and shit crawling up the fucking wall.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you can't be doing that shit in summer, dude. Winter's different.
SPEAKER_01He doesn't care. He won't be happy because there's a fucking rat in the fucking house.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Well then again, he his rule might be the reason why fucking the cat cut a fucking mouse, because he's a pig.
SPEAKER_03I might leave like clothes around and shit, but it's not a food.
SPEAKER_01Nah, bro. Like, if you look at my room, it's literally it's laundry baskets. Yeah. And a dirty pile of water, dude. So I know it's dirty and I gotta switch it.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Like, I don't fucking do that. This kid literally'll do this. You ready? He's been told 50,000 times this story, too. Quinn. When you are getting low on clothes, bro, you need to say something. Yeah, for real. So we can get your laundry done. This motherfucker will come in the doorway and go, Dad, I only got one pair of underwear and expect me to get all his laundry done in one day so we have shit to wear. Right. No, bitch, you want to wait for us that long? Go use the washing machine. You can do it. Because we are willing to do it for you when you're getting low and you don't fucking say anything. This is why I tell anybody, yo, you don't have fucking kids, bro. Have girls that love high protein diets, fucking and just fucking pull out. Don't be like me. Because I'll tell you right now, bro, like some days, dude. Yeah. Like I fucking absolutely fucking regret fucking having fucking children at all. Speaking of one. That's what I'd like to have. One.
SPEAKER_03You got one missing.
SPEAKER_01Oh good.
SPEAKER_03I don't know. I I hate to be a pessimist about it, bro, but I just I I I can't see you how she's not dead somewhere. She's a 24-year-old girl that hasn't been on social media in a fucking month.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, well, well, I mean But she's been seen because Zay fucking seen her in less than a month. He dropped up to Syracuse. No one's seen her since the 10th. 10th of July? It's only been fucking a week.
SPEAKER_03Well, yeah.
SPEAKER_01But anyways, dude, they say in the shefuck you finished rehab in four days. That's it.
SPEAKER_03It's not possible. I mean, Jessica's a retard is a few.
SPEAKER_01A detox is possible.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01But not a fun on the program. I was telling Graham, it took me like 18 months to finish a fucking rehab down. I'll put you this way. She probably didn't. Again, that was me being willing. No, she got put into a rehab and she flunked out again. She tried to blow the counselor or something. Like that's just fucking the way it goes, dude. Well, what the fuck? When she went to the one in PA, that's why she got the boot. An inappropriate relationship with a fucking other person in the fucking thing. Yeah, yeah. And then they sent her the one that was all women, and she got someone for the same fucking thing, so now she wants to lick someone's pussy too. It's like, god damn, bro. Like, pick a side. Fucking holy shit. Pick a fucking team of done against in Arabic and love the goat. Like, I don't fucking know, dude. Like, I don't fucking understand. This shit makes no fucking sense to me. I'm like at a loss, bro. Like seriously, Dick. Yeah, yeah. No shit. She's trying to she's now I can send it in every corner. Now I can officially ask her if scissoring works. Like, you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_03Like, you did that at that party.
SPEAKER_01I could ask you, dude. Benny Slums was fucking mortified. He's like, bro.
SPEAKER_03He was keeps like walking in as you asked him. That was a fun ass party.
SPEAKER_01He like just came in the door and you were behind him, dude.
SPEAKER_03The very first thing you hear is, you know, I was mad. I was wondering.
SPEAKER_01Seeing that you're full-on lesbie, you're like, I got a question for you.
SPEAKER_03She had the hot for Lily, dude. She was like, Lily had to go to the fucking liquor store. She was like, I'll go, right? And fucking, she's like flirting with Lily on the way there. Lily looks at her and she goes, I will fucking crash this car, right?
SPEAKER_01Really? I'll crash this fucking car, right? You know what I mean? Like for me, like with that girl. I don't remember her name. No, the girl. Yeah, Chelsea. Lesbian girl. Yeah, Chelsea. Alright. You explained to me, dude. Yeah. Now, this was her story, bro. Because I have not fabricated words. Dude, I fucked with her, bro. Alright? She's always been a lesbian.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Always. Yeah. Since day one.
SPEAKER_01I had a kid.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, she has a claim. Explained. She's she said she got raped.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Rape baby. Here we go, dude. You know what I'm saying? Like she must be definitely a liberal.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, for sure. You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_01Because you know, all the all abortions because they got raped. You know what I'm saying? Like, dude, first things first, bro. Like, she looked like a fucking recovering fucking meth head, number one.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, she got lip piercing.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and and and and number two, dude, like even too skinny for me. I mean, but but I mean, come on, bro. Don't fucking look at me, dude, and fucking tell me that you've fucking been a lesbian your whole life. And you have a kid. And then open up your phone and tell show me a picture of your son. Like, you should have seen it. Zay, Zay and Kirsten fucking died, dude. Dude, I turn around and I looked at her. Dude, I turn around and I looked at her and I go. I go, I I I go, she had a dick? She goes, What? I go, She said you've always been a lesbian, dude. She had a dick.
SPEAKER_03Something something weird happened to your dick. Dude, she did say that.
SPEAKER_01Like, yeah, and then turned around and fucking, and then because you questioned her, now she turned in, now she was a rape victim. Yeah, I'm saying it's like this fuck that.
SPEAKER_03Why can't I just be like I got drunk one night and just had the influence for some dick?
SPEAKER_01Dude, why don't you just do lie better than that? Just be like, yo, you want to know what, dude? This guy was really cute, and I got buzzed up and he had long hair, and I was like, fuck it, he looks like a girl, fuck it.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, close enough.
SPEAKER_01Give me a better lie than fucking. I've always been a lesbian, but I'm Rex to see the fuck child. You ain't fucking marrying Magdalene. What the fuck, dude? Yeah, well, come on, bro. Like, don't give me that bullshit. You know what I'm saying? Come on, dude. That's like that's like that's like girls fucking saying size don't matter. Fucking you liar. Don't lie to me. I know I ain't got the length, homie. Like I know that, dude. I'm I'm well aware, son. Like, I know. But I know that I gotta spin on it and squeeze it to make it fit. So I'm good there. Yeah, I don't hit the bottom, but I fucking fucking stretch out the sides. I'm good there. I'm cool. But like that's a that everything's everything the fabrication be fucking broads, dude. Yeah, I'm so fed up with like the fucking lies, bro. I hate his fucking guts, that fucking nugget two time a piece of shit. Let me fuck him. Hold on. Let me bounce on your dick one more time before he dies. It's like that that's to tell you that's what the fucking the the shit that happens, dude. You know what I mean? Yeah, you're right. It fucking absolutely fucking is emotion. Yeah, it is. It's just just directed in different different different action. Yeah, but at the end of the day, yo, you gotta you gotta love someone enough to hate them. Exactly.
SPEAKER_03You gotta have some level of of care, not maybe not care, but affection, I should say.
SPEAKER_01There's yeah, there's some emotion there, dude, that triggers the fucking the extreme end of the spectrum. Yeah, so I agree. You had to have had a really, really, really positive emotional, emotional attraction, a attachment to somebody for it to transition into I fucking hate your guts. Right. I want to push you into a front of a fucking 18 wheeler. That's just fucking the way it goes, dude. So these fucking these chicks that say this, dude, these fucking guys they hate, bro. I'm whether you're in a relationship with them or not, dude. All right, yeah, they're not far off, dude, from allowing them dudes to fuck them again. It's not a stretch, dude. It's not a stretch. The problem put it this way the probability is the ladder here, dude. It's it's more probable than possible, dude. It's probably gonna happen, dude. And not not saying it's a guarantee, but if you asked me on a fucking zero to a hundred, yeah, that you're with a girl and she tells you how much she viscerally hates this ex-man or baby daddy of hers, that dude's got at least a 65% chance, at least fucking her at least one more time, dude. Easily at least once, easily, so which means he's got a better chance than me. Because shit, bro, we all know I only get pussy like twice a month.
SPEAKER_03And I'm starting, and yo, like as a guy dealing with that, you're starting with a clean slate. You should have a better chance than him, but you don't. You have a worse chance.
SPEAKER_01No, you don't, because you want to know what it is, because all it takes, dude, for uh all it takes for a man in a relationship, and I'll fucking scream this shit. I say it at work, and these girls look at me like I'm a fucking piece of shit. Yeah, I don't care. It's a man's opinion, and they respect it at least. Yeah, but I tell them straight up, I go, listen, I go, all it fucking takes, dude, yeah, is for us as a fucking man, whether we're your husband, your new boyfriend, or your long-term boyfriend, or your fucking fiance, take your fucking pick. Yeah, I go, all it takes is for that dude to cross the line, whether it's disrespectful to you, yeah, or uh the most didn't do shit you wanted, fucking said something mean about your fucking kid, anything. You name it, it could be the littlest shit from you didn't get the kid a candy bar, yeah, to I want to spit in your face, you whore. Okay, that's all it takes, dude. For that fucking switch to flip and be like, you want to know it? Fuck him, I'm gonna go fuck that dude.
SPEAKER_03Nah, you're right.
SPEAKER_01That's better and that's all it takes, dude. That's all it takes that, dude. That's it's all it takes, bro. I have literally been in situations actually hacking.
SPEAKER_03You gotta think, like the situation that worked with Jasmine and her husband. Like, I try and take the guy's side, right? But he wasn't asking nothing crazy, he was just like, Oh, can you call me on lunch? Right? And she's like, No, right? Like, that was an inconvenience for her because she didn't want to call on lunch, right? So, what'd she do? She turns around. Now she didn't lie, but she basically told the guy because he asked jokingly, I'm sure. I don't think he suspected.
SPEAKER_01Well, no, his jokingly is he fucking already sniffing it out. I think so too. There's two, do we we dude out of care?
SPEAKER_03I think he has an idea.
SPEAKER_01Well, he doesn't know it's me, but I think he has an idea. No, dude, he he he knows there's another dude lingering around somewhere because I dude listen, Joshua, it's fucking horrible to say. I think I may have been wrong about my situations that were fucking I had a girl entertaining another dude. Yeah, I think it was wrong one time out of like ten. Yeah, usually you fucking have a pretty goddamn good idea. Shit fucking changes, dude, and drastically fucking changes. I'm talking about sex falls off a fucking cliff. Yeah, it takes attitude. It takes the littlest comment to start a fucking fight, and you know, or want to talk down on you to see what you're gonna what you what your voice is gonna be back so she can be mad at you for a week and give you a reason to hold out on you and put spin it back on you, being like, You you've been fucking nothing but mean to me. You think I want to have sex with someone who's mean? You know what I'm saying? There you go. Another fucking excuse. Another excuse, two more weeks not to get none. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Like, there's but shit like that starts happening, dude. Yeah, like just just even the sex stuff. Yeah, like it could be we usually do it four days a week, yeah. Now it's two, yeah. That's off the norm, dude. Yeah, she can play that whole oh I haven't feeling well bullshit, or I've been tired.
SPEAKER_03I think they're ran up by other women, and she's like, nah, that shit is true. That shit is real. It is that fucking is true. If we're sarcastic with you, we're actually telling you the truth. Yeah, well, when it comes to a dude, yeah, yeah, it's on me, yeah, for sure. Yeah, dude. Because you gotta think you spend time with your boyfriend. This bitch looks at me, so I know it's about me because she's looking at me, and she's like, No, we have different lunches. I'm like, Oh shit.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, like for example, like Cassandra got mad because she said something to me last week. It's another reason for her not to give me that, but I didn't care, dude, because it's like, what's the difference? I'm probably gonna jerk it off, anyways. Okay, better change my fucking day. Yeah, beat one out, fuck it, whatever. Like, so she said that one day, and I I I know for at least this this instance, yeah, it wasn't to antagonize me, dude. But what she said irritated me, so I fucking threw some shitty back at her, dude. She goes, she goes, you know, she was like, Oh, when it when fucking it's really sunny, she was like, My eyes had changed color, yeah. They're all they they try to change almost like a golden instead of like a hazelish brown, right? Yeah, and I'm like, yeah, no, she was like, she was like, Oh, she was like, because she was like, This guy today said something. She was like, he was like, Oh, your fucking eyes are beautiful today, yeah, right? Yeah, and I turned my fucking, I was laying on the fucking lovesy, dude. I turned my and I looked at her. I said, You know what that means, right? She goes, What? I said, That means that he wants you to make eye contact with him while you're sucking his dick. And she goes, she goes, she goes, she goes, she goes, that's just fucked up. I go, it's not honest. I go, I go, you want to know what? This is what I said though. I go, you want to know what? I said, You're a typical fucking woman, dude. Because you only see it from your perspective. Yeah, you're you're seeing you're seeing it as a compliment, dude. Yeah, well, it is, just not in the way she thinks it's it. Yeah, but if she From a man, it's the highest compliment, but not how they see it. Yeah, but if the girl looked at it and knew the guy was like, Oh, the fuck he wants me to blow him. Right. It would no longer be a compliment, dude. Right. But coming from us, for example, why do you think you would never ever, there's certain shit you'd never hear me say to a woman if I'm in a relationship. I will not tell her she's got beautiful eyes. I will not say, oh man, the pants look good on you. Because it means I'm staring at your ass. You know what I'm saying? That's a nice shirt looking at their titties. I I would say something about your hair and your smile. That's about all you get out of me, dude. If I'm not attracted to you, I don't even know your eye color. Yeah. I mean, I mean, really.
SPEAKER_03I could pick Jasmine's eye color out of a fucking line. But the point is, just if you were just like isolated from fucking forehead to fucking nostril, there's shirt in your nose. Yeah, but dude, there's her eyes out.
SPEAKER_01There's certain things you can and can't say to a fucking woman, and they're there's oblivious. I don't understand. Like, like if I was a dude and I went up to my fucking wife and she didn't know me, and I was like some stranger guy, okay, that went into her store all the time, yeah, and never really said shit to her, you know what I mean? Besides like a basic fucking back and forth fucking at the register bullshit. And then all of a sudden, like one day, this fucking dude goes, this dude goes fucking, you know what? He looks like you lost some weight. Then pants look good on you. Yeah, he wants to bend you over, bro. And fucking dig you out from the back because he's already peaked your ass.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And he wants to hit that shit. It ain't he does not like your pants, dude. Yeah, he would like your pants on the floor, yeah, is where he likes your fucking pants, dude. Right. Just like when he tells you you got nice eyes, he wants you to be looking at him while you're telling him how fucking nice, fat, and long your cock is while you choke on it. That's what he's saying. Yeah, women are naive, dude. It's like I don't understand where they get this shit from. Nah, you're right.
SPEAKER_03Like eye contact is such a big thing for a bulldog for me. I guess for any guy, really.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, dude, I'd be saying it. Look at me, bitch. Yeah. When I was in the military, I'd give a bitch a slap when she wasn't looking for it. I'm dead serious. I remember me and McGreen, we would fucking met this chick, we trained her ass. Yeah, she was going back and forth, and I fucking was getting pissed. Because she fucked, I'd be sitting in the fucking on the edge of the bed, and she's doing her fucking thing, and it's just head up and down. I see the fucking hair in the back of her head. So like grabbed her fucking back of her hair, bro. I like tilted it backward, bro, and grabbed my little hand and I fucking slap whack right in the fucking side of the face, dude. I go look at me while you're doing that shit. Yeah. Like I don't, I don't to me, fine, it can feel great. Yeah. But if you really want me to, if you and you if you're if you're encouraged to make want me to bust my nut, you gotta look at me. Yeah, I'm not encouraged to let it loops bro.
SPEAKER_03Me and Jordan had like a whole ritual thing. It just came out of no, I don't do it with nobody else neither. It's like our thing. It's like while she's bowling me, she'll look at me, but then she also holds this hand while she's sucking my dick. And it I don't know, it's weird. It's like a connection thing. It's nice, it's nice. Yeah, bro. I want that.
SPEAKER_01Well, I'd date her and dump her in a parking lot somewhere. I'd have to do it back, dude. I'd have to do it back to watch her cry. I'd have to one time, dude. Like, because there's sometimes get back with it. No, I'd do the same thing. I'd block her, I wouldn't talk to her, dude. I'd fucking drop up the plan for like six weeks, and then I'd unblock and be like, You want to know why? I think what I did was really wrong. Because I'd have to do it back, bro. It was funny because like I hate that I'm childlike like that. I was uh I am childlike about shit like that. I don't give a fuck.
SPEAKER_03It was when I had the time off from work and I was just out exploring the city, like I'd never been to Munson before, so I went. And like as soon as I pull up, I get a text from her, and she's like, Yo, I can I think I got my karma back from what I did to you. And I'm like, what do you mean? And she's like, This dude, I've been in, and just basically like did the same shit to me.
SPEAKER_01So yeah, I mean, but it's like that's that's not the same feeling. No, I'm I'm an infant, dude. I'll you have to be the one doing it. I I'm I I know some of my coworkers listen, and I don't want to get judged for the statement. I don't care, dude. But like I'm gonna tell you something right now, I'm never the initiator, dude. Yeah, I will not be like, ooh, like I like her, yeah, and I'm gonna cheat on you with her just because yeah, it's not my deal, dude. Yeah, you gotta give me a reason, bro. Like, if you're gonna fucking if you're gonna fucking put me in the Sierra Desert pussy wise, dude, you know what I'm saying? You're gonna fucking leave a. I have a moral conundrum. No, fuck that. You leave me on an island for a month, dude, in a drought, son. Yeah, and then when I'm fucking finally about sick of it and going, like, well, what the fuck, dude? Yeah, I guess a pussy, bro, or what? Yeah, and then I go, Well, my period, and I did another fucking week, and then you're like, What the fuck? Okay, so now you're on an island, dude, and you don't get like period set. You don't, you don't, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Well that that that was extreme though, bro. Like if you're hemorrhaging, I can't. Listen, dude, it looked like a UFC main. Yeah, I can't do that.
SPEAKER_01I was like, yo, that's gross growth.
SPEAKER_03She felt so bad, she was like, Yo, she was like, I'll come back next week, yo. All right. I don't know what the fuck that was, but nah, she was like, yo, she was like, she was like, I'll come back. Back next week, yo. She was like, I feel horrible. Like, she was actually like embarrassed, bro. Well, this is what I mean about me being child.
SPEAKER_01This is what I mean about me being like childlike, dude. Okay. Like that a lot of women, dude, like when they hold out on their man and shit like that, right?
SPEAKER_03Yeah. You're not winning.
SPEAKER_01Dude, you're not winning the stuff. Yeah, but here's the thing. Here's at the end of the day, the woman loses that battle. You lose twice. That's what I mean. Like, it sounds fucked up, but you guys lose twice. Yeah. Okay. Because number one, by doing that, you're driving him the fuck away from you. Yeah. So when he what when he did love and care, but you probably it's going away. He's giving resentment. No, it's going away. Him to not like you at all. Like he's starting to fucking hate your guts, really. Yeah. Because it's getting fucked up. And then he feels like he's begging for it and he don't want to beg. No, no, you shouldn't have to beg.
SPEAKER_03It makes you feel like you're fucking tiny Tim or some shit.
SPEAKER_01So here's this is what I mean about this is what I mean about though the women lose multiple times. Yeah. You hold out thinking it's a punishment, dude, right? And then that punishment goes too fucking far, bro. Yeah. Okay. And then the dude finally goes, fuck this shit. I'm rejected every time I ask for my chick.
SPEAKER_03I'm not even gonna ask.
SPEAKER_01I'm done asking.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01But if I run across some shit, I'm fucking the shit out of a dude.
SPEAKER_03Like sometimes I run across some like sad ass Reddit posts about dudes that are in marriage. It's like I finally accepted them in a sexless marriage. Yeah, but I feel bad for these dudes, bro.
SPEAKER_01Well, let me finish though. So then you put that dude in that situation to where now he's at least gonna entertain the fact. He ain't gonna go pursue, dude. Right. But he's gonna entertain the fact. Let him think a chick likes him even a little bit.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Let her give her give him that little little crooked fucking smile once. Yeah. And think he ain't gonna go. Yep. That's the one. Yep. And guess what he's gonna do? He's gonna treat it like he's trying to get to know her, like a relationship. Just do things stupid. Yeah. Because he don't want her to fucking be like fucking, you know what I mean? You got a woman bullshit. You want him to get him to the point where they don't care what you do.
SPEAKER_02Right.
SPEAKER_01You know what I'm saying? They just want to do it for the sake of doing it. So then finally, dude, it comes to fruition. You cheat. Finally, right? Yeah. After months of bullshit.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And then you get caught cheating, okay? Yeah. And then it's the whole the relationship might end, and blah blah blah. You know good motherfucker, you cold-hearted prick bastard. And then it's like, this is why I fucking did what I did. I'm not blaming you, but listen, man, like you had me shaking a cup for pussy, dude. Like, I'm a fucking homeless guy in my own home. Can I get some vagina? I mean, yeah, dude, like, and you know, jerking off only goes so fucking far, dude. Okay, so then what okay? So then you got the guy now here. Now he cheated because she was fucking neglecting the man of fucking any fucking sexual contact. But it was a hand job, dude. I don't fucking care, dude. Anything, it didn't have to be pussy, dude. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, just any any any any sexual contact, okay. Now the dude cheats and he gets caught, okay. Then he gets caught, and then she screams and yells, calls you all kinds of names, you cheat and scumbag piece of shit. You know, the women, the women lingo, the narcissist, you fuck sociopath, fucking all that other shit, right? And then they ask you why you did what you did, and you give them the answer why you did what you did, and then when you give them that answer, they tell you you're gaslighting them, so now it's back on you again. Yeah, okay. And then they think for some fucking unknown reason, this will always blow my fucking mind, dude. Yeah, I just at this point as let Cassie do it, bro. Because I I just don't understand where she thinks she wins in the situation. She doesn't win in the situation, yeah. Because okay, we weren't having sex X amount of time. Yeah, I cheated. Yeah, she found out. Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_03Well, did you cheat or you tempted to cheat?
SPEAKER_01It was I should have.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_01I didn't, but I should have. We're counting it. But anyways, anyways, I just to give her the benefit of the doubt, like, fuck it, I don't care. Whatever. Mark it I want up, where it's me. Alright, so but so supposedly, quote unquote, I cheated, okay? Now she's mad. I'm all these fucking horrible rotten names and rotten human beings, and we gotta fuck a family and blah blah blah blah blah. Okay, all that bullshit. Alright. Now, what in the fuck? And I I really need a woman to answer this question because the shit'll never make sense to me, dude. Yeah. If your fucking end game as a woman, dude, is be the dude cheated, yeah, and your punishment's gonna be I'm not gonna give him sex. But you're not getting sex neither. You're retarded, you're fucking retarded. You women are fucking retarded. Why? Because why the fuck did he do it in the first place? Because he wasn't getting any, bro. True, true. So you what what what are you doing? You're making me do it again. Yeah, you're making me do it again, bro.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, so you you're losing twice in the same way. Leave I'd rather you leave.
SPEAKER_01Leave. I'd I'd rather because I never really thought about doing that, but you're right though. Why? Yeah, and this is why motherfuckers say shit. Yeah, like most of you women accept cheating behavior. That's why, dude. Because a dude'll fucking cheat on you because you're being neglectful sexually, dude, and he'll go find the chick who's willing to do what you're not willing to do. He gets found out, right? That woman said that said woman does not want to leave that relationship for whatever reason, right? Okay, but her punishment is to not give you sex. What the fuck does that prove, dude?
SPEAKER_04Right.
SPEAKER_01He's going to maybe not immediately because you just got caught.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01But if you continue your shit within the next three to six months, the motherfucker's gonna do it again, and he's not gonna care if he gets caught. You want to know why? Because you didn't leave the first time, and all you did was punish him with lack of fucking sex, which caused the initial problem. It doesn't make any sense, dude.
SPEAKER_03This brings up something else why women cheat, right? So I've been talking to this girl who I used to fuck with years ago, and she messaged me. Women cheat because they want to be in a relationship with said guy, dude. No, but listen, so this is what's weird. Well, maybe it's not weird because this is how this is how I rationalize it.
SPEAKER_01They like the other dude.
SPEAKER_03No, no, no. Their the relationship is fine, the guy takes care of it fine, he just does it fuck it right.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03So, like, she lives a good life, he does everything right except the fucking.
SPEAKER_01Well, I mean, yeah, but here's the thing. We don't know the con we don't know the context here. No, we don't. I'm just saying that's how it comes off to me. I get it, but but you got uh but when you when you're looking at from the woman perspective, yeah, that's the way it's gonna look, right? She's gonna cheat because dude ain't dicking her down right. Right. That's that's fucking wonderful. But why don't someone sit that fucking naive hoe down and be like, how many times have you gotten them hit that shit? Because I'm gonna tell you something right now. Joshua, I'll tell you deadass, I'll tell anyone dead to their fucking face. You ain't getting no more than four minutes out of me if I ain't had pussy in a month. True, it's not gonna happen, bro.
SPEAKER_03If the guy's not fucking you right, teach him how to fuck you right, dude. Giving it to him more, and you ain't gonna nothing fast. Well, not only that, just like show him what you like. Like the whole reason that I'm halfway decent, I'm not gonna act like I'm fucking like fucking uh what's that porn star dude? Fucking John Holmes, uh whoever, yeah, pick one. There you go. I'm not gonna act like I'm I'm like the pro fucker or anything, right? But I've gotten a lot better because the women I've been with have been like, no, I like it like this. Yeah, like you know what I mean? Like, help me, help you.
SPEAKER_01I've learned by I've learned by hit and miss, dude. I want to show a different fucking position. I'll put her there and be like, I don't like it like that. I'd be like, okay, cool, we won't do that one. You know what I'm saying? Like, I've done it like fucking like that way, but you're but same context though. Yeah, but what I'm saying though, dude, is like I'll I told my wife the same thing. You are disappointed, and when we do have sex, it's because we never do anything. Yeah, I am so excited that I'm finally getting some.
SPEAKER_03It's like a dog wagging his tail.
SPEAKER_01I'm pre-coming before I go inside of you, dude. Yeah, that's not so where what are you getting out of that? Yeah, you know what I'm saying? There's never there's never any fuck foreplay. We don't fucking kiss, there's no hand holding, there's only I love you when other people are fucking around because the shit damn sure don't happen in the fucking house, dude. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? It's the show to me, absolutely this relationship's a fucking fucking billboard, son. That's fucking it. Because I don't see that I don't even see this anymore than that, dude. For what you do it, do you want to know what she's asked the everything that woman has asked of me since we got back together? I've done, yeah, everything. Yeah, yeah, I'm an asshole. That I'm probably always gonna be this way, dude. Yeah, I've I have a sarcastic attitude, I talk a little shit, you know what I'm saying? Like, that's whatever, dude. It's always gonna be me. It's in the fucking DNA, and they want me changing my personality, it's literally there forever. See, for me, it could be it could be a totally different woman, and you want to know what? If I may be good little Sean for six months, yeah, and then once we're comfortable and we see each other on a daily basis, she's gonna get pricked me too. It ain't gonna change for any other woman, dude.
SPEAKER_03For me, you've got to unlock it, right? Like Jordan never knew I had a different side of me. I think that she thought I was a pushover for like mad long until she pissed me off, and then she's like, Oh shit, he's not. No, because you never gave me a reason to be a fucking dick you.
SPEAKER_01If you don't give me a reason, then yeah, but like as I was saying, anything, everything she asked, okay, she likes the spontaneous gifts, yeah. The random let's go out to dinners and fucking the flowers for no reasons, and dude, look on my mantle, bro. I do that shit, dude. Yeah, I do it all. She turned around and said to me, When am I gonna upgrade her fucking wedding ring? Okay, I did. Yeah, that bitch never wears that shit.
SPEAKER_04Oh, wow.
SPEAKER_01It's in a fucking jewelry box in the fucking bedroom right now. And I spent $1,500 on it, dude, and it sits in a jewelry box. When she asks for it, it never wears it. So of course, why am I oh why do you feel some type of way, Sean? Well, that's why you have a bad attitude once in a while. Why do you talk to me fucked up? Why do you think you can say whatever you want to me? Because to me, every day you get up, and every day you don't fucking put your fucking ring on, and every day you walk out the fucking door, and every day you go to fucking work. So essentially, the way no hold on. The way I am viewing it, every time you waddle your ass out the door and you go to fucking work, bro, and you don't have your wedding ring on, all you're telling me, dude, is you're walking out the door single, bro.
SPEAKER_03That's what I was about to say. Every single time. She's presenting herself.
SPEAKER_01Every single time. And then when you say something to her, you know what she says. Everyone knows you're my husband. Everybody knows. Everybody knows. That dude that don't know me, that hit it hit on you at that fucking register, that nigga don't know. Right. And you don't have to tell them. Right. So, and and then and then when you say that, you know what you get back? And she's talking about me being a gaslighter, dude.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01This is what I get back if I say make a statement similar to that. Okay, this is what I get. I get the fucking vague ass fucking comment as in like the people who need to know know. That's not an answer, dude. The people that need the people that need to know you're married, no. Okay. Like, for example, like we got no not a huge area, we got a little bit of fuck tiff on the way home from How Caverns, dude.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Because I happened to fucking the way we were lined up, bro. I was kind of behind her. But like, way we were going down the thing, so I like kept like going on to see Quinn, so I kept like Backa rubbing against her and shit. She finally got mad. She was like, Why do you keep Backa touching my ass? Okay.
SPEAKER_02Because you're my wife.
SPEAKER_01Right? Hold on. So I just was like, fuck it. I'm just gonna get away before I went to the back of the line, son. I went behind the Indian people with the dots on her head and everything. I stayed right the fuck away from her, dude. I went about good fuck 50, 60 feet away. Stayed away from her though the rest of the time. We get up, get in the fucking car. She's like, I'm fucking pissed. You fuckers, you guys ruined the fucking whatever, blah, blah, blah. Me and Quinn ruined it. All right, all this shit. So get in the car, we're driving, and she goes, You know what makes no fucking sense to me. She was like, Why is it the only time you want to fucking touch me? And the only time you want to give me a kiss, and the only time you want to hold my hand. She's like, is when we're in public, like you want to mark your fucking territory. I said, Yeah, I mean, I said, Yeah, that's exactly what I'm doing. That's the fucking point, right? Yeah. And she looked at me, she was like, she's like, Yeah, not like all the time, like that. I go, okay, fine. I said, give me the benefit of the doubt, fine. No, not all the time. Okay. I said, but I said, I said, I'm just trying to understand.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Okay. I go, what in the fuck do you think wedding bands mean? What do you think they mean?
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01That is the dude buying this big shiny sparkly thing to clean it up to go on your hand to show all the other boys to leave her alone. She's got a band. That's him marking his territory on your fucking hand. And it's the same thing for me. Yeah, if I had a wedding band on, what does it mean? He's got a wife at home. He's in a relationship, he's probably got kids. Don't hit on him, leave him alone. That's the fucking point, dude.
SPEAKER_03I think I think women go for married men because they don't like other women, and they're like, hmm, he must have something going for him. Nope.
SPEAKER_01I'll tell you right now why they fucking do it.
SPEAKER_04Why?
SPEAKER_01Because I give because just like how I we know men's perspective. Yeah, women know women's perspective, dude. Yeah, if they talk to a dude and fucking the guy go, Oh, see, you're married, yeah. Yeah, how long you've been married? Oh, 10 years. She already knows he ain't getting pussy, dude. Right, true, she already knows, bro. Yeah, true. She already she has a pretty goddamn good idea, dude. Yeah, at least 80% chance that that dude is not getting asked regularly. Yeah, and because of that, now the door opens, dude. Yeah, because if she's willing to she's willing to sling it, he's willing to take it. It's that simple, dude. Women know what the fuck's going on, bro. Yeah, because they've been in long-term relationships where they fucking too have been curbed from sex, dude. Yeah, they know, bro. Yeah, and if they don't, they know from their mom. If they don't, they learn from their friend. They it's happened somewhere of course of time where they they're aware that when you end a long-term relationship, sex is in the sense of going away. Yeah, and for a man, until his sex drive is gone and he has ED so bad that where it's just like he's no more horniness, you know what I'm saying? We wanna fuck three, four times a week. Yeah, we understand that you women don't want to have sex all the time like that. We get it, dude.
SPEAKER_04And you don't have to.
SPEAKER_01That's why we have a collection. I'm a compromiser, dude. Yeah, I'm a compromiser, bro. Like, if you can give it to me say seven times a month, yeah, I'm cool with that, dude. Yeah, you know what I mean? Give me it twice a week, a couple times, and then a one and a one. Yeah, I'm fine with that, dude. Like, I understand I can't mount you fucking six times a day. I understand, dude, that there's two kids in the home and life gets busy and people work and we get tired and shit happens, and there's that I understand that life goes on, dude. Yeah, okay, and I understand that life goes. Yeah, but what I think a lot of women don't grasp, bro, which frustrates the fuck out of me. Yeah. Is that how in the fuck can you you can't come up with 15 minutes, bro? I'm not being an asshole here, dude.
SPEAKER_02No, you're not wrong.
SPEAKER_01No, because you want to know why I said this shit to Cassandra too.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I said, you tell me all the time that we never we just don't have the time. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Nah, you can make 15 minutes.
SPEAKER_01No, what I'm saying is that I always hear fucking, you know, I don't have the time. And fucking, I'm always tired. And fucking, we got kids, and it ain't the same, and it ain't like when it was just fucking before Quinn, and it wasn't like with Quinn because it was just one and like all that. I understand that. Okay? I do, I get it. But do you think I haven't laid my ass on the couch and literally never vocalized it? Because this'll start a whole nother thing, and I just won't do it because it ain't worth the argument, bro. I just I'm gave up, dude. Like, when you want to give me some bro, just fucking ring the bell by the fucking door. I'll fuck come in, dude. Like, I'm fucking over begging and asking, okay?
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01So but I sit and lay on the couch sometimes when I've heard that statement multiple times. Yeah, life's busy, we got kids, we work, we got all the shit to do all the time. I just want to relax, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, okay. But you can't when I ask, I'm like, you really can't wait 10 or 15 minutes of your time, even for a quickie, bro.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and we don't got the time, life's too busy. I'm tired. But hold on, I'll be laying on the couch though, dude, right? Yeah, and I will watch your ass scroll through TikTok, bro, for an hour, not speaking to me, not paying attention to the movie on the TV. Yeah, you're trying to tell me you couldn't do 45 minutes of TikTok, 15 minutes of my cock. Because that's he's simple enough, dude.
SPEAKER_03That's this running joke on Twitter, it makes this one dude laugh every time. I'm just laughing at specific times because listen, I'm not I'm not a long, I'm not, I'm not a marathon dude, bro. It's just not me. So, like, I'll see a bitch post like a fine ass selfie. I'm just like, yo, I just want to bend you over my couch for like nine minutes and sixteen seconds. And then I just lose it. He's like, the specific times make me laugh. And I'm like, dude, that's really how it is. You're not getting 20 minutes out of me, dude. It's just not, bro. It sounds messed up. If I'm drunk or something, maybe.
SPEAKER_01Here's the thing.
SPEAKER_03But but I'm just not gonna nut if I'm drunk.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, so yeah, that's that's a pointless thing. It cancels out the show.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, dude.
SPEAKER_01So it may have been great for you, it's horrible for me. Exactly. Now we know the women are when they don't come. Yeah, we get that's that's our version, okay. But dude, like, no, when I I I'll be honest, I always give myself credit, dude. Okay, if I get it regularly, yeah, I can do 15-20 minutes, yeah. And that's not ever a problem, not every time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like when I'm getting it frequent enough, yes, I can definitely go longer, yeah. But I'm about fed up with the fucking whole what's the point when you don't last? Well, I don't last because you're stingy. Right, right. How can I last if I'm excited to have intercourse with you and I'm so excited because I'm finally getting some, yeah, that it probably two minutes? Three? Like, because I don't get any, bro.
SPEAKER_03I have a moral conundrum for you. I always have a moral conundrum. You ready? Moral conundrum. You're good friends with somebody, you've been friends a few years, right? And then you start talking to their mom on like a business level kind of thing. Because then her mom, their mom starts flirting with you. Like if you fuck your friend's mom, that like ends their friendship, right? Like, there's no coming back from that.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, treat like cheating, dude. I know, dude. It never it's a secret forever. It's like fucking Sniffler's mom. There's gotta be one of those. I mean, I'll be honest with you. If he's not a best friend, I'm fucking his mother, dude. Like, I'm not even lying, bro. If he ain't like a super close friend, I'm fucking your mom. I wouldn't even have I wouldn't be I wouldn't second guess it. If you are not a really close friend, I see you regularly, I'm fucking your mom.
SPEAKER_03That's the fuck that's no you like they are yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Stay away from it then. Yeah, I mean, but if they ain't a super close friend, I'm fucking your mother, dude. If that's one of them I see you once in a while, guys, yeah. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_03If we're like friends in passing, I'm fucking your mom, dude.
SPEAKER_01I don't care also.
SPEAKER_03If we text every day, I see you a couple times a week.
SPEAKER_01If if I'm really struggling with this shit. If we were best friends in middle school and now we barely speak, I'm fucking your mother. I don't care how many times we played baseball together in the field. Shit don't matter to me. I just plowed your mother's field. Mowed it down, spike out of bush. You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, I if you're close, stay away from it.
SPEAKER_03If it's I'm gonna show you my phone, but we're not gonna mention it.
SPEAKER_01If it's if it's one of the once in a while, yeah, fuck them up. Yeah, no, why are you going off a shit? I didn't mean to. My phone's been happening. Yeah, it's not. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I can't do that.
SPEAKER_01No shit. I can't do that. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I value this person.
SPEAKER_01So yeah, I mean, I would stay away with that. I would I would stay away from that one. But yeah, if they were a fucking once in a while.
SPEAKER_03She's like, but my mom wants some bun. She's like, she's like, um, she's just gonna apply.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but you want to do but you want to know what it is. It's like it's it's like, does does this person know that their mom's hold like? I think so. Then she's setting it up that way. She wants to see if you're gonna do it, dude. Yeah, it's that's a setup, dude. She wants to see if you're gonna pull the trigger on the mom, son. Obviously, she learned the shit she learned. Well, yeah, but what I'm saying is that if she knows, and it's she would not be comfortable. The person would not be comfortable giving you their mom's number if they know their mom has some tendencies. That's one of those like I'm getting a lot of people. I'm gonna let I'm gonna let you, I'm gonna, I'll let you know if he fucking does that shit, see what kind of friend he really fucking is. Right. That's what that is, dude. It could be like that's the way I'm looking at it. Yeah, absolutely, dude. There's no way, especially, especially if that person's aware of the type of person the mom is. You can't there's no way. There's no way that ain't like a plan, bro. Or like, let's see if he does it. I'll let you know.
SPEAKER_03I would like to think it's not a plan.
SPEAKER_01Well, it probably is. I mean, fuck other things within you guys' situation was kind of fucking planned thing. What do you mean? Like after the movie stuff. Oh, true, yeah. Like, there's been you know them things have been thought over. Yeah. That wasn't reactionary. I highly, dude, I highly. No, dude, I highly doubt that you Yeah, right. Trust my ass. Okay, she knows you have a little bit of lack of trust based on what happened, dude. There's there's at least a little bit, 10%. Like, for example, like I did what I did. I'm gonna use this god's honest truth, though, right? Yeah, I am banished, dude. I'm not even gonna lie, bro. I'm blackballed for life. Fucking, I am not allowed in West Judika, dude. Why? At all.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, Graham mentioned this.
SPEAKER_01I'm fucking banned. Why? Peace. That's where the girl lives. Oh. I am banned, son. She's like, you're gonna fucking drop good off and go fuck that bitch. Like, I'm banned, dude. Wow. Like, for example, bro, I went over to Mike's Mike Hut's to get my hair cut, right? And the cut through Western Union. She was fucking pissed. Like smoking mad. You fucking, yeah, you didn't you stopped before you went and got your fucking hair cut. It was like, dude. But here's the thing, right?
SPEAKER_03Like if if if if she thinks that highly of you in like a sexual way that you can just like like bag any chick, then why isn't she fucking you?
SPEAKER_01Whatever, I don't care.
SPEAKER_04It's gotta be a woman thing.
SPEAKER_01No, you you because no, what did I think it is, is that it's I want my cake and eat it too deal. Gotta understand, bro. Like, Quinn can attest, okay? Quinn, come here, come to the doorway. I need your verification on this one, dude.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_01Remember a week ago, me and your mom got into a huge fight in the house, dude. It wasn't like screaming, yelling, breaking shit. But remember I turned around and looked at her, I said, You wanna know why? If you can't fucking actually forgive me for what the fuck I did, bro, you need to fucking leave that.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01What did she fucking say? Quinn? Come on, loud enough for anyone to hear. What'd she say to me, dude? Don't yell it, just say it.
SPEAKER_00I was in my bedroom and um I heard this.
SPEAKER_01Let's know what she said, dude.
SPEAKER_00I heard her say this. She said, Um, I'm never gonna leave this house because I don't have anywhere else to go. If you think I'm leaving, you're fucking crazy.
SPEAKER_01So so take that take that context, okay? Right?
SPEAKER_03Hold on. That motherfucker thought he had me by the balls. I said, bitch, not if I move.
SPEAKER_01Listen, if I move, you gotta move. Just what I'm saying is that no, she she said, she besides that. She was she was like, she was she no, she literally did that. She was like, she was like, because if you leave and you like left me the foot left the apartment fucking here for me, she was like, I'll figure the fucking rent out. She was like, I'll I can get help. It don't work that way.
SPEAKER_03The landlord, I mean, if the landlord wanted it to be that way, but anyways, and don't just automatically transfer over.
SPEAKER_01So you gotta understand. So when I look, so when I look at that statement, okay, she's not here for you, she's here for a place to live. You goddamn fucking right. Yeah, and that's exactly why, dude. I fucking just end to the point, dude, to where I'm just gonna if she wants the fucking fake marriage bullshit, whatever, dude. Like, I don't give a fuck.
SPEAKER_03Yo, speaking of calling Mac, bro, I feel bad for you because for me, well, he could be in my situation, miserable with a fucking bitch who hates him. I think he is, and then then he also had to fucking watch, not watch, he it was unexpected, he told me that fucking uh he's saying, dude, like speed that she got buried.
SPEAKER_01I I get it, dude. And that does suck, dude. I'm not saying that that don't suck.
SPEAKER_03And that's what I wanted to get into that too. But could you talk a lot? Yeah, but you want to know, but people don't end up with the women they love, dude.
SPEAKER_01But hold on. That's the point I'm about to make. Yeah, so use a dead ass example. Like, who I'm with now, love that woman to death, dude. She just put me in bad situations, bro. Yeah, like I wouldn't ask for another person in my life ever again, dude. Seriously, and that's the truth. Yeah, but sometimes, bro, you just gotta cut your losses, dude. Yeah, because I don't feel like I'm being treated fairly in the situation, bro. It's just the way it is. I'm here for the simple fact of the matter is that her baby's got a bedroom. Yeah, I stepped up as a dude to be stepdaddy, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_03He's not a stepdaddy, he's the dad who stepped up.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I'm the dad who stepped up, yeah, okay. All that other shit, okay? And you name it. I'm here for all the qualities that a woman wants in a man, supposedly, because she said that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All the qualities that I want in a man. Why are we not fucking then, dude? I'm being serious, bro. I'm not saying and again, I'll go back and repeat it a million times. I am not saying regularly, dude. Yeah, I'm not saying daily.
SPEAKER_03That's how I view once once or twice a week. That's how I view me and Jordan. It's like we get along perfectly, we work on stuff creatively, right? Like, we help each other out, we talk daily.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Why are we not fucking dating, dude? Well, I well, she's dating somebody else right now. Well, that's why it can happen.
SPEAKER_01Well, Joshua, you but you want to know what, dude? Like, situation fucking you and her is frustrating because it's like you're accepting of like the fucking friends with benefits thing, or or or or or or the whole or the whole fucking no fuck that dude. Nah, if that's the person you want, you tell her straight up, yo, I get back, hit me up when fucking you're your man ain't together anymore. Because you can't no, because one you Joshua, all that means is she can lead you around by a string forever, dude.
SPEAKER_03Well, I don't mind having her as a friend. I just think that we would have to be a good one.
SPEAKER_01The point is that exactly, you're always gonna want more than her, dude. She'll she lead you around a string forever with the potential. Well, maybe if this one doesn't work, realize I'm better than that guy. And here we go with the same shit. And it's a vicious fucking cycle.
SPEAKER_03I think she keeps me in her back pocket as it just in case like break it a break an emergency fucking funny.
SPEAKER_01Well, yeah, you're the fucking fill-in guy. Yeah, and fuck that, dude. I'd rather fucking be nothing. I'd rather, again, go to go to adult or get torso. I'd rather, I'd rather do that. I'm dead serious.
SPEAKER_03I'd rather have her around than not have her around.
SPEAKER_01Like, I I do enjoy the girl. That's fucked up. Like, I really do. I get that you enjoy her, but if there's ever there's always gonna be a party who's gonna want more, it's a problem. It's just the way it is. Except if it never fucking happens, it's just it just doesn't add up to like why we're not. I couldn't do it. I'll be honest. I don't have the capability, bro. I I'd have to ultimatum the bitch, and I'd rather lose you than fucking just have you bling her and knowing I can never actually have you. I'd rather I'd rather I'd rather lose you than fucking know I can never get you. Because if I at least I can fucking try to be.
SPEAKER_03So it's not it it's not like a situation where it's like, oh, she's never gonna fuck me. Like, we've already been there.
SPEAKER_01I understand that. You know what I mean? But yeah, but so but she she's aware of that too. It ain't like it's in the one-way road here. Yeah, she knows, dude. And then the fuck the part is say this fucking dude don't work, yeah. And then you're gonna be the more frequent guy for a while, and then she'll go ahead and meet another dude, and then you'll go back on the bench. And it's like I couldn't fucking do that shit, dude.
SPEAKER_03I think it's because I'm not I'd rather not, bro. I think it's because I'm not her like outward type. Like she like, but again, I think that works in our favor because no one wants to date themselves. Like, you you know, she likes like heavy metal rock. Yeah, but like I'll like I'll use this as an example.
SPEAKER_01Like I said it earlier, like a little little bit back in the fucking show. Yeah, like I am fucking keenly aware that I am in a photogenic fucking relationship that is not real, it's just not. Yeah, it is fucking Facebook pictures of look what my family did at Sylvan Beaches. Yeah, it's uh look at the trip we did to How Caverns with me and my fucking amazing families.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, but you want to know what you're not married on your Facebook and you are you're not yo, there's so many bitches that put single on their shit and they're married, dude.
SPEAKER_01But here's the thing you there's no it's complicated, there's no interrelationships, there's no singles, there's just nothing, dude. Nothing, nothing, there's nothing. Wow, okay. So whatever, dude. That's what you're choosing to do, bro. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, but you turned around and said that you were going to once you got your upgraded ring. Right, yeah, and you never did it.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Well, fucking, I mean, it's it's frustrating. Well, what I'm saying is it's frustrating. Because I'm in I'm in a similar situation as you. Yeah. I'm holding on to hope for shit to change when I already know realistically, dude, it's not gonna change. Well, yo, I just know it ain't gonna change.
SPEAKER_03Probably turn into a dateline episode. Like, you know, people think I joke when I say that. I don't.
SPEAKER_01He's fucking freaking out, bro.
SPEAKER_00I know, bro.
SPEAKER_01Do not open and close this fucking thing.
SPEAKER_00No.
SPEAKER_01Exactly. Alright, yeah, we gotta get off in a minute. He's fucking having a meltdown, bro.
SPEAKER_03Alright, but it's alright. It'll be a quick one.
SPEAKER_01Alright.
SPEAKER_03But uh, alright, but yeah, that's it. Alright, we'll just get into it again next week. But yeah, we'll I got a car therapy coming up in a couple of days. Club talk.
SPEAKER_01We're gonna talk about we're definitely doing another one this week, dude, on Sunday.
SPEAKER_03Alright. Alright, alright. We're doing a Sunday.
SPEAKER_01We gotta go. Alright, I'll check y'all.
