Near(l)y Insane
Near(l)y Insane
Accidental Allies
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I know they do, bro. Here, we're we'll we're doing this. They get they're they they they're there's a reason why the the fucking go-to is LexaPro for her. This is her very first not to air her shit okay. You don't know who we're talking about anyway, but this is their very first fucking like battle with anxiety, depression, that shit shit like that. Yeah, and the number one go-to was the same thing they tried with me. Let's put you on LexaPro and see what it does for you. I always say no to that. I told her I said I said I refuse SSRIs. Now she didn't know better. She shouldn't use she was like, What the fuck is an SSRI? And I'm like, well, do your research. And I was like, number one, they take weeks to take effect anyway. So if you're having a panic attack, if you pop one, it doesn't do anything for you.
SPEAKER_04No, you're right.
SPEAKER_03So what's the point?
SPEAKER_04It takes a while, yeah. I need relief now. It doesn't calm down, dude.
SPEAKER_01I need relief now.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, they fucking play the bullshit, yeah, give you bullshit fucking meds just to fucking have you on it. That's all it is. Just to have you on it.
SPEAKER_03There's literally no other point to an SSRI to me. Because if I'm having a full-blown bag panic attack, why do I do I want to pop a pill and go, oh man, next two weeks I'm gonna be fine. Like no, no, right, yeah. You need something that's gonna fucking like yeah. Like, say you're having a panic attack before you go to a movie. You want to sit there and be like all fucking disheveled and shit, watching movie. No, you want to be able to take and I said, you follow my instructions and you don't overdo it, and you fucking try to be like a fucking superhero, you'll be fine, dude. Yeah, don't you're new to this top a quarter of the time, yeah. You'll be fine. Don't fucking overdo it, don't go overboard. Don't take a whole bar. Yes, you're not you're new to this. Don't don't pull a Joshua. You don't need to, you're not in that space. But anybody, and uh, anyways, what's up, everybody? It's Joshua. It's been a while, it feels like right. Life's been fucking crazy.
SPEAKER_04It's been a while lately. Fucking babies having fucking uh babies having fucking diseases I ain't heard from since fucking 1936. Really? Yeah, what the fuck is hand foot mouth? Oh, I've heard that before. Not in a long time. Here's the thing that's the that's the I've heard I've heard it more of a joke though. You guys I guess it's um there's a medical term for it, but that's the fucking like the common man.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Because that's what happens, you get like blisters in your mouth and on your feet and all over your body and shit. Yeah, so like you get them like on your feet and your hands and in your mouth. So it's called hand hand for mouth, but that kid that's like he was contagious for like three days, and like I better not get that shit. And the doc. I guess the doctor was like adults don't get it. It's a fucking baby thing, it's shit like the kids get from like daycares, and yeah, then I had the shortcut.
SPEAKER_03He was all suicidal and shit. Because I remember me and you talk about it before about driving's all dude gnomes, bro. Uh-huh. You put you put that dude in like a warehouse, he wouldn't know.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I mean, he was like, he was you know, I mean, I think preventable fucking out and he's freaking out saying that it's a preventable accident. Uh Quincer, you popped your tire.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, how's that preventable? It's not gonna show in the video that I popped my tire. Okay, but the picture you just showed me, you popped your fucking tire. You're not gonna purposely ram into a fucking toll boom, dude.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, no shit. And then you you don't have you don't have a record of crashing. No, well, outside of the fucking having flipping the pigs or whatever.
SPEAKER_03Oh, yeah. He killed like the whole livestock.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, remember he got the trailer wound up in the ditch. Yeah, the live shock. But I mean, I'll be honest with you, I think I think that's why I'm glad that I'm not a one-trick pony. I could literally go into a kitchen and I can do customer service and I can work with fucking people. Yeah, I'm glad I've done a little bit of effort.
SPEAKER_03In a way, in a way, I'm kind of glad that it happened. Like, number one, it wasn't life-threatening, okay? But number two, it opens his eyes something.
SPEAKER_01You're not gonna go do this for forever, buddy. You gotta hang it up at some point, bro.
SPEAKER_04Well, I think if he's for as long as he's been doing it, he should have had one hell of a Nest Deck saved up, I know. It should you should have been heading towards retirement if you're fucking driving driving as long as he's been driving.
SPEAKER_03He was like, yo, he was like, you know, he's like, I talk all this shit on Twitter about how I want to move to Texas and all that shit. He's like, yo, he's like, I'm not close to anybody but you. And I was like, well, Quincy, bro. I mean, what the fuck, bro? You know, if it came down to it, it's not like that wouldn't let you shack with me a couple months or what it would, yeah, but it wouldn't turn to a D situation.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, and but here's the thing, you also wouldn't fucking be um and I thought why don't you go local, man?
SPEAKER_03Be a local driver, drive at day, you got somewhere to rest your head at night. Fuck this whole shit going over the road across the country, bro. You're fucked, you just hit 50. Yeah, no shit. Ease up, bro. Enjoy the rest of your life. Do some dumb shit, work for fucking FedEx or UPS, you uh uh UPS or something. Yeah, no shit. You got the driving fucking yeah, I mean, you're not gonna be scrumping and scraping. You got the experience to demand a certain amount, bro.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, no, from FedEx, especially well, well, UPS to pay them off the ads, yeah.
SPEAKER_03You you you you got the experience to walk into UPS and be like, listen, yo, I want 28 an hour, and they'll be like, I think they start more than that now, right?
SPEAKER_04So because Tony Hernandez banks owns a house with mad with a few kids and shit, his wife don't work. He makes he makes rip. But he even said it, he goes, I work for it.
SPEAKER_03Oh, absolutely, dude.
SPEAKER_04You know, I work 15, 16 hours a fucking day. He goes, I fucking work, I earn it.
SPEAKER_03Like, don't get me wrong, like I get part of it is like part of his identity, and I get that, bro. But I mean, you've done what you need to do. Look, look, he he he's just he's he he is the American dream to me, bro.
SPEAKER_04But you can't, yeah, but you came out though to be yeah, but you can't you can't that can't be the only thing you are.
SPEAKER_03Nah, but yo, yeah, bro. This motherfucker came out the hood, couldn't read, bro. Making a hundred K a year and shit. You are the American dream, dog. You've already succeeded. Ease up, kick your feet back, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Coach the rest of the life.
SPEAKER_03For real, bro. Coach for the rest of your fucking life. You more than earned it, bro.
SPEAKER_04Stop it with this overworking yourself.
SPEAKER_03Well, the thing is, but now who are you proving it to, right?
SPEAKER_04Well, welcome to America. Yeah. You're gonna work yourself death to that anyway.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Well, especially nowadays. Now it gets to a point where I was I was going through that at the bank. It's like, okay, yo, like, uh now, are you like who like who are you proving this to, bro? Like, I know I can do it. They know I can do it. Why am I why am I overworking myself? Who am I proving this shit to? It's a pride thing.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, well, it is that, and fucking that's why I just learned to fucking do enough not to get fired.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I'm fine being middle of the pack these days, bro. And I think I think that's part of the reason for homegirls fucking uh uh breakdown is she overworks her fucking self trying to prove something. I don't prove shit to nobody, bro.
SPEAKER_04Dude, I somehow for you possible. Like you're gonna be able to do it. I'm accidentally like one of the best employees at work, but you don't overdo it. You just fucking it's just what you do. I just do my job. Yeah, and somehow it's more than everybody else.
SPEAKER_03She's just fucking like, I gotta make sure it's a good no man. Yo, relax, bro. We're not saving the world here. Like, relax, ease up. I mean, you have uh more, way more there's more to life than working people.
SPEAKER_04Like the country made it not that way, dude. You're right, you're right, they made it not that way. Everyone feels you gotta understand. Yo, for the longest time, I had a fucking major issue with these millennial motherfuckers, dude. I had beef with them people, dude. Like, I dislike that group. I can't anymore, bro. Because I think they've been put in the worst possible situation, dude.
SPEAKER_03Yo, they and that's why people disagree with the world.
SPEAKER_04Dude, the booters just destroying.
SPEAKER_03It's not about work before. I'm not gonna get it fucked over like you know, like the last generation did.
SPEAKER_04Listen, here's the thing we're not gonna get a fucking brand new home for 36 grand. We can't we we you can't survive on a single income household anymore like it was back in the 1960s or 50s. Them days are over, and with two people just with two people working, we're barely making it.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, and and the fact is that they they're aware of it and they're like, fuck you, we're not playing your game. I just won't play. Oh, you you're gonna threaten me with fire? Okay, fine. I'll fucking hop on Uber or not.
SPEAKER_04I'll be honest with you, bro. If I didn't have to participate, if I didn't have to participate in society, I wouldn't.
SPEAKER_03I'd live in the woods. If I did apparently that's a problem, too. Like if I Ruby Ridge, yeah. Apparently, they'll fucking assassinate your wife and fucking take you out too because you want to live in the fucking woods, you want to live off the grid.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Apparently it's a fucking issue.
SPEAKER_04Well, I mean, that's what because anything the government can't control, they need to handle it. It's fucking sick. It's sick and fucking twisted, is what it is. It's fucking sick. Like I said, I mean it sounds fucked. That guy didn't bother nobody, bro. No, he didn't. He just wanted to be away from everybody, he wasn't making bombs and shit. Yeah, they did they made him up to be like a fucking domestic terrorist.
SPEAKER_03Away from people with his wife. That's all he wanted, dude. He just wanted to raise his family away from this shit, and that was the problem.
SPEAKER_04Which is crazy because there's so much country that's not fucking like fucking lived in. You should be able to do that. Like, first of all, how do you even find this motherfucker anyway? Somebody snitched. They had to have.
SPEAKER_01Somebody told you, but somebody had a hike. Somebody definitely had to be like, oh, some guy lives in the fucking acabit back. Excuse me. What?
SPEAKER_04What the fuck's he doing there? He ain't paying taxes. Yeah, right. That's what it comes down to. No shit. He wasn't paying his fucking his land note, dude. Yeah, and that's fucking bullshit, bro. You're in the middle of nowhere. Yeah. Why do you care about what I pay my taxes on fucking trees? I mean, fucking, why do you're not gonna tear them down anyway? Yeah, make paper and shit, post it. You ain't gonna fucking do anything. No, because dude, the people don't understand.
SPEAKER_01They got like documentaries about it, they expect it to be on their side, dude.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, no shit. I watched it, dude.
SPEAKER_01But there's see how they frame that shit though?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, they try to make it like governmental terrorists, yeah, dude. Yeah, fuck that.
SPEAKER_03That guy was doing no wrong, they can go fuck themselves, dude. But that just goes to show you the power of media because there's a bunch of people who have no idea that like weren't alive for it. Like, they get the chance to rewrite history, bro. Yeah, well, like for people like Quinn, for example, he wasn't around for that.
SPEAKER_04I dude, I watched something where they said that that's why you can't believe what's written in history because the person who wrote it can fucking change it. And I wasn't there for it. It can be changed. I ain't no wise. Again, that's why I said I wasn't around. I don't believe six million Jews were burned. Like, it's we'll stay there. I'll live.
SPEAKER_02Ten years from now, I'll be eight.
SPEAKER_04I'll I'll I'll die in that I'll die in that hill forever, dude. I will never believe it.
SPEAKER_03The number doesn't increase over time, but it does for them.
SPEAKER_04It's always fluctuated from like up, down, up, down, up, down. It's not like a fucking robot coach.
SPEAKER_01I hate to see, I hate to say it, but the math isn't mapping.
SPEAKER_04Like, literally, it's not. No, that shit's the most obnoxious and it's so in your face about it. And you know, I think it's funny too. Like, you see how the world is now, and I've been hearing a lot of people fucking and even fucking like politically be like, I think we fucking fought for the wrong side. Like, yeah, dude. I think we we should have backed the German son. Yeah, dude.
SPEAKER_03I think I'd rather would.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, well, I Frank be Frankfurter. Yeah, I don't fucking care, dude. Don't fucking matter to me, bro. Because I'm just saying, I'll be honest with you, dude. Like, I don't think they wanted to take over the United States of America. Nah, bro. They wanted Europe. That's it. Yeah. So why don't you just let them have it? There was no reason, dude. I'll tell you right now. Do you think that started us like sticking our nose and shit? No, but no, dude, but had to start there, right? If Japan didn't start their bullshit, I don't think we'd have ever gotten involved.
SPEAKER_03True.
SPEAKER_04I think if Japan didn't bomb Pearl Harbor when it never went down there.
SPEAKER_03That would have completely re-rewrote rewriting history. That would have rewrote history right there. If they would have just fucking not done that one move.
SPEAKER_04But I don't understand because like when I read about a lot of the World War II stuff, right? It didn't really seem I hate saying it, but it didn't seem like a world war conflict. Well, that didn't seem like Hitler and the Emperor of Japan were like best friends. Right, right. I don't understand how they wound up like collaborators. I don't understand. Like, I don't get it. Because read it. There's never dude. But Joshua, you've never ever, anything you've read about fucking World War II, you've never heard very little about any type of sit-down meetings with Adolf. Yeah, that's true. Very little dude.
SPEAKER_01I think they're like accidental allies, dude.
SPEAKER_04That's the name of the episode, accidental allies. Yeah, well, it had to be because then they like to have like council meetings and like it was just like, yeah, we both hate America, we both hope Western living. And fucking, we don't like fucking Jewish people either. We're both communists, let's fucking do it. Let's team up. Like fucking make this shit. If you would have teamed up with the Soviet Union, it would have been over, dude.
SPEAKER_03Oh, Rizzi rap, bro. Sorrant rap that.
SPEAKER_04We'd be fucking speaking Russian and German.
SPEAKER_03Hey, be fine.
SPEAKER_04No shit. I'd be fine, bro. I'd be good.
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SPEAKER_04You gotta think. I mean, I don't know, dude. Like, I I just that's why Russian women are so mean. I just I think I just hate the fact that like they put us in this fucking situation, dude. Politically, bro, like we're definitely not what we were.
SPEAKER_03Nah, yo, it that goes back to the millennial thing too, bro. It's like every every outlook they have is what the generation is what my generation should have had. But like growing up with the tech, it has its net positive and negative.
SPEAKER_04I don't like the winy little bitches of them though, dude. I don't that's I just like them ones. Right. I just like aspect of them.
SPEAKER_03I I I dislike the ones that go, I well how why do I have to work eight hours a day? Right, right.
SPEAKER_04It's like, how about I fucking drown you in a shell of a puddle, you fucking cocksucking fairy. Yeah, yeah. That's what I want to do, bitch.
SPEAKER_03Fuck in, get your fucking money and shut up.
SPEAKER_04Do your hours and shut the fuck up. Yeah. I do.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Like, I hate the fact that like literally, bro, like I and again, I like my job. I truly enjoy what I do, right? But like I feel the same way as everyone else. I feel like literally, bro, like I don't get a I don't get a step away from it.
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SPEAKER_04I don't get to step away. My it's it's like it's always it seems like there's not enough of a break in between.
SPEAKER_03There's not, bro. There's not. I don't get like you gotta think, you get 32 hours between your shifts, but about eight to ten of them are sleeping, depending how how you know how well you sleep that night. Sometimes it's four hours or whatever, right? Depends how it shakes out that night. But if you have a family, you get nothing done.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you're right.
SPEAKER_04You get no you time, you're right. You get cleaning cleaning and laundry and dishes and fucking and doctor's appointments and fucking sporting events, and fucking, you don't, dude, you don't get no me time, dude.
SPEAKER_03No, and and and and people don't get about the work from home shit. People are like, oh, you're so lucky.
SPEAKER_01No, and like you know, in a way I am, but then in a way I'm not because it makes me resent my fucking home.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, because this is my way to be I don't want to be in this house, right?
SPEAKER_01I'd rather go to work.
SPEAKER_04At least I hate there, my my my at least I go when it's my peace space, yes, yeah, right. Because I'll be honest with you, dude. I did enjoy like that year that worked well, dude.
SPEAKER_01Benefits.
SPEAKER_04I'll never say there's not benefits. It was cool, dude. My house was never cleaner, you know what I mean? The animals always went out, dinner was always ready, fucking shit like that.
SPEAKER_03Yo, those dope, yo, places that places we're delivering that don't deliver like babes and shit, and then shit was ill. They don't deliver right lunch right to your fucking door. Shit was awesome, bro. And then they stopped, and I was like, Oh man, the phone's about to stop, isn't it? Did you see that you see they changed their sign?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, it's like a Vegas sign though. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01I don't know if I like it or not.
SPEAKER_04I'm glad it's changed. Yeah, same old corny ass fucking said babes at the harbor. They fucking unbocking and it was over that. Like, I was kind of gay. At least they spiced it up a little bit for the area.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Which, you know, uh I gotta say, even Quincy's noticed, because you guys make like his viewpoint's different now. We see the shit every day, he don't. So when he comes, he's like, Wow, he's like, Yo, you guys are like really turning into some shit. I'm like, You think so? And he's like, Yeah, man, you guys are here.
SPEAKER_04It's like that old saying like we can't tell we lose weight because we see each other. We see each other every week. Yeah, yeah. So you see, like, oh, they did they did some change in the harbor. We don't fucking notice. We drive past that shit fucking eight times a month, dude.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, for him, he's here twice a year. Yeah, so it looks completely different every time he comes.
SPEAKER_04Like, oh, they added this and they added that and they added this. Like, we don't care.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah, the usage is fucking whatever.
SPEAKER_04Old haters, yeah. Fuck you in your harbor. Yeah, I mean, I don't give a shit about that fucking thing. I'll probably do it. I'll probably never go to it.
SPEAKER_03Me neither.
SPEAKER_04I'll probably never go to that fucking thing. They put millions into it. I'll probably never go see it. Literal millions for people outside of the area. Literal millions.
SPEAKER_03And it looks nice. It does, it looks nice.
SPEAKER_04It's just uh I just not something that because here's what I this is where this is where my mind goes. That four miles down the road, somebody's getting shot. And it's still Utica, it's still Utica is still a dump.
SPEAKER_03Just because of Leaker Street, someone's getting knifed up. Yeah, it's what I mean.
SPEAKER_04Like, yeah, someone's getting fucking shanked in the yard. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Like it's just fucking like whatever. Like Utica will always forever be a dump. And just because, dude, you may be able to make a girl pretty with plastic surgery, dude, but we all know prior the bitch was ugly.
SPEAKER_03Well, you know what? I heard the same thing. Udica's an ugly ass fucking town. No one's ugly, they're just broke.
SPEAKER_04Pretty popular.
SPEAKER_01Well, yeah, I could not change my website now.
SPEAKER_04Tell a chick I got fucking six million, the bank shouldn't be rolling me in an hour.
SPEAKER_01That's what I mean.
SPEAKER_04I'm hot as fuck, dude. My checkbook just made me sexy, dude.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_04My checkbook made me a sexy beast.
SPEAKER_03Nah, but yeah, I mean, the the millennial outlook on shit, most of it, I fucking agree with, bro.
SPEAKER_04I didn't for the longest time, though. It's weird. But like now I now when you look at like the world we live in now and the fucking way people gotta work and we don't have anything. Yeah, like, dude, homeownership's gotta be at an all-time fucking low.
SPEAKER_05Oh, dude.
SPEAKER_04It has to be, dude. There's I I don't know the statistics, I didn't look into it. It wasn't like pre-planned the show, you know what I mean? But like I I it has to be very fucking low, dude. You have to think you have to have an absorbent amount of money to get a home, bro.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, and I think I wanna I wanna say the the average, and I'll I'll pull it up here, but the average fucking age of a new homeowner, right? It's gotta be and you gotta think this is so this is average, right? Average age of and I'll make sure I'll put 2026 of homeowner US US 2026, ready? Statistics, here we go. Homeowners by generation. Alright, ready for this shit? I'm not over a whole fucking breakdown. I just want to fucking know what I'm doing. Average homeowner age US 2026. This will just give me just the answer. The median age of all US home buyers has reached 59 years old. Who you're not you'll never own that home. The median for a first-time home buyer has hit a record high of 40 years old, and the overall median age of all established American homeowners is approximately 57.5 million. It's fucking disgusting.
SPEAKER_04Bro. Back in the day it was like 25.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. You know, there's gotta be a chart, like a by-year thing. Well, by decade. Yeah. It'll be very interesting to see. Let's see here. Um kind of chart. Uh okay, here we go. Uh, this is home home ownership by age. I'm trying to find by year. Uh here we go. Um okay, 91 was 27. All right. 99 was 28. Alright, so we're heading down the right path. Yeah, yeah, we're still staying in the right. 2008, 30. That's still reasonable. You know, you hit your 30s. Even 30 was 31. 31 in 2016. And now it's 50 and now it's 57 and a half. The fucking jump. Let's check. Oh, let's check by state. That's interesting. How about that? All right, check by state here. Let's see. That's pretty interesting. So, New York, we got 40 years old. I'm not even close. So I think that book's fucking closing on the I'm out of that.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I'm out of that race.
SPEAKER_03Uh, let's see. The youngest in the country is gonna be looks like Texas at 36, dude. Alaska, 36. Oh, Utah 33. They got the youngest. Well, yeah, because like fucking seven homes in the state. Why? Well, that and there's so many people living in the fucking home, their income ratio is probably fucking insane. Yeah, no shit.
SPEAKER_04And when you are working, you're working at a great company out there. Yeah, fucking just limited space.
SPEAKER_03I heard that the fucking the salt lakes out there, like they've like the actual like the salt lakes, that them shits are so fucking bright, dude. They're like I mean you may have seen them. You've been around the country, they're like blinding, dude.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, they're bright as shit.
SPEAKER_03Like Savanna tried to show she was like, oh, the pitcher doesn't do it justice. No, like you have to look away.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I've always wanted to see the northern lights, I've never got to do that.
SPEAKER_03Me and uh Jordan went last year.
SPEAKER_04I always wanted to go. Isn't it like in Michigan or some bullshit?
SPEAKER_03No, oh the actual ones? I think they're Alaska, I think, dude. I thought it was in the continental United States. Northern lights. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's no, you might be right.
SPEAKER_04I think it's not like Washington. It's in the I think it's in the main mainland, I think.
SPEAKER_03I want to say Vancouver.
SPEAKER_04Like you do location.
SPEAKER_03That's another fucking thing. Everything related to fucking like USA.
SPEAKER_04You're right, Anchorage and Shit.
SPEAKER_03No, yeah. Viking cruises. Aurora. Aurora Barales. So is that what I would put in? Is like Aurora Barales or fucking guess I wouldn't have?
SPEAKER_04That's always something I always wanted to see just one time. There's very few things like in the fucking in the fucking like the world I want to see. That's one thing I've always wanted to see.
SPEAKER_03Um How about location, cocksucker? How about this? Location. Yeah, there's very few things I've ever wanted to actually see in my eyes. Yeah, definitely one of like the like like the real. Yeah, not like not the view we get from like fucking Vernon and shit.
SPEAKER_04No, dude. I'm talking about like up close. Yeah. That's bright as shit. I've always that's the like one of the very few fucking things that I wanted to see.
SPEAKER_03I guess I guess there I guess that makes sense. There'll be like no like the original original. Like this kind of shit, right? Yeah. You gotta be out by like Alaska, I'm thinking.
SPEAKER_04Right, but like I'm just saying, like like I said, there are very few things in the like the entire world of actually like it's a bucket list thing, that's one.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Rich history in Alaska, yeah. Yeah, see, that'd be fucking awesome. It would be a great thing to see. Like it was cool seeing it here, but that's nothing, dude. Like, like imagine you know what I mean. Like being looked like something out of stranger things, yeah, yeah, but like being around it, just like you look around just like every angle. Yeah, that dude, that's it. Yeah, dude, it's so beautiful, dude.
SPEAKER_04That's what's fucked up. And I ain't sounding gay like that. Nah, you're right, dude. That's just absolutely fucking beautiful, dude. That's something you'll never have experienced again or anywhere else. Nope. You can't see it anywhere else that clear. Nah, you can't even get close, dude. Yeah, other people are like, oh, wanna see your fucking UFO. No, I don't want to fuck your fucking UFO. I want to see him on the fucking fucking northern lights, son. And Cassie Cassie got to go fucking with Puerto Rico. She got to go see the fucking bio luminescent fucking lake out there.
SPEAKER_03You would take goes in the dark. You would take the one, you would take one night with like the like unobstructed view, whatever. Say you pitch a tent or some shit. Perfect location. Bang, you would take that overseeing like an alien in a second. Yeah?
SPEAKER_04Give me a dead center view. And let me enjoy it. I'll pitch a fucking tent freeze, I don't care. And I'd fucking stay until the sun came up. Say you get you like a heated tent or something. So yeah, perfect condition. I'd have to stay fucking till the fucking sun came up, till that doesn't see him anymore. But people, a lot of people shouldn't see shit. For me, bro, give me a fuck about the Mount Rushmores and shit.
SPEAKER_03Give me a shit about that neither. Give me give me a bottle of liquor, something I like, a chair, someone to talk, like you, yeah, someone to bullshit with me up. And one night with the perfect view of fucking northern lights, and you can shoot me in the head after that.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, bro. It's one of nature thing can't be explained. It's like a bunch of gases and shit. Yeah, bro.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, like a mixture of it. It's it's yeah, it's it to me.
SPEAKER_01That's one of the seven wonders of the world, right? I it's if it's not, there's something wrong with the world.
SPEAKER_03Well, we know that. What is the seven wonders of the world? Let's see, bro. Fucking probably some of I know the fucking pyramids are one. Yep, that's one. Let's see what they are. Let's see. What are they? Let's see. What episode we're doing today.
SPEAKER_04I've seen that one. I see that.
SPEAKER_03I'll see them.
SPEAKER_04All right. You seen that?
SPEAKER_03No, that's one of them.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah. That's one of them, right? Yep. The big Jesus in Brazil.
SPEAKER_03See, to me, I feel like like uh yeah, okay. I was saying shit that can't be explained, but no, that no, we can't do that.
SPEAKER_04All right, I don't see I think things that are saved from history. Yeah, that's definitely what that that reach to be worse.
SPEAKER_03Bro, uh I wanna do I want to go in there, but I just want to yo, can you imagine like watching an event there? Yeah, like the chariot racing or fucking something, bro. Like, I mean, like as like a regular human, it probably sucked to be alive during that period, like as a as a regular guy.
SPEAKER_04Oh, yeah, you got the chariot in the same fucking big puddle of water with everybody else and shit.
SPEAKER_03Unless you're like a king, your life sucked, dude. Yeah, I mean, but I mean, hey, you got to watch some cool shit, the Coliseum and kind of be cool, yeah. All right, what else we got on here?
SPEAKER_04They got spam.
SPEAKER_03Let's see, where's the list? I know that that's cool. Jesus. Oh shit, bro. It's the inside.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, that's the inside.
SPEAKER_03I seen Dana White wanting to do a fucking UFC in the foot. I fucking hate the fact that fucking that's on the list. Well, the Great Wall? That's fucking stupid. Why? It's mad.
SPEAKER_04I get why it's there. That thing is yeah, but you want to know why. That's a human achievement right there. It definitely is, but that's also a lie.
SPEAKER_03What do you mean it's a lie?
SPEAKER_04They see space.
SPEAKER_03Well, yeah, that part's a lie. I mean, I get why they would say that back in the day. I I get where it comes from. Like, why I don't know, I dislike that one on the list. Um, you don't think it belongs, or I'm not. Taj Mahal, I don't think that fucking belongs. Especially these days, like can't we do like a revisionist list?
SPEAKER_04Maybe go over here. Like, here's here's my here's my issue with the Taj Mahal. India's a disgusting, dirty fucking takeover. Outside of that, yeah. Like that fucking that Bitwater's probably fucking got foam and shit on it right now. It looks like the fucking before fucking Trump wall fucking department.
SPEAKER_03Price the Redeemer.
SPEAKER_04I seen that. That's absolutely belongs, it should be number two. I I but I believe the fucking view of that thing, even from the bottom, you can tell that motherfucker's huge, dude. Yeah, bro. That fucker is massive. I got to see that up close. I seen some video I wasn't walking that thing from behind, I never seen that before. Yeah, but dude, like you can walk up to that thing, but take a video cafe.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I believe it. I've seen some videos of a doula hanging off the hand.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, people do crazy shit. Uh that belongs on there. Masha Pishu absolutely belongs on there. I'd love to go see that too. That's on the list for me. That'd be cool as shit.
SPEAKER_03Creators, the Inca.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, the Inca would be that shit.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, or it's in Peru.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, bucking I too.
SPEAKER_03Oh, they have info about them. All right, hold on. Let me start back at the beginning. We've got the little info tidbits around here. Okay, let's see. Uh, so for uh we got for the Coliseum, obviously, Rome built by the they were called uh the Flavian Empires on land reclaimed from Nero's Golden House, returning the land to the Roman people. So he he gave it back to him. Good for him, bro. Unbelievable. Nero. People hate on that dude, but you know, I mean, don't get me wrong, the ending was he it ended bad, like city burned down and shit.
SPEAKER_04He was a real yeah, no, no, he may have did some good, but it was a piece of shit.
SPEAKER_03He was a cocksucker, I gotta say. Really well.
SPEAKER_04Like, uh, he did do good, but he's a really piece of shit.
SPEAKER_03It's 48 meters high and covers six acres, built to host the gladiators uh gladiatorial games and other entertainments for the own people. The current conditions, uh, while the Coliseum still stands, the gladiatorial games ended in the fifth century and fell into despair. Like, oh, you know what? Sounds fucked up. I'd love to see it. Fuck it, dude. Death row inmates, throw it on pay-per-view, man. $39.99 and fight lions, and you like to get back in the day. You got my money, shit. Great law of China. Let's see what they got here. Uh, China's first emperor. So the the their first emperor did that, though. He wasted no time. He was like, All right, this is mine. We're doing this. Uh, northern China from Shanghai to the east of uh Shuang Jiaobong in the west. It is third uh 13,171 miles, which is 21,996 kilometers to our international listeners. Shout out to the German for coming back. We missed you.
SPEAKER_04Maybe something months before Germany's on the list.
SPEAKER_03Maybe. Uh current conditions, large portions are still standing, though many sections are in ruins or have been disappeared entirely due to the uh centuries of erosion, natural disasters, and human activity. Taj Mahal, we have uh India. Uh the movie.
SPEAKER_04They worship fucking rats.
SPEAKER_03Fucking disgusting for first time. Uh uh, he has a temple for his tomb. Oh, that's a temple for him, really? That's what it is. I thought it was like a thing for the culture. Oh wow, okay. Uh okay. Um, and also for his wife who died during childbirth. Shit, he loved the shit out of that woman, man. Oh god damn. Wow. The white marble mausoleum is uh 240 feet, which is 73 meters tall, and the entire complex, including gardens and subsidiary buildings, cover approximately 42 fucking acres, dude. Uh the current conditions, the building still stands as a mausoleum, and yeah, and it's like pretty much still stands in the game. Yeah, yeah, as is as is, yeah. That looks pretty pretty with that. Christ the Redeemer, uh designed that fucking thing. That was in 1920, bro. Oh, so it wasn't that long. Uh took them 11 years, 1920 to 1931. Uh, designed by Paul Landowski and built by uh Hitor DeSilva Costa and Albert Kakwa. Okay, kind of uh location, obviously, uh Rio de uh Rio de Janeiro. Uh it is 30 meters tall. Uh Christ's Redeemer, made of reinforced concrete and soapstone. Yeah, fuck take care. The building still stands as a mausoleum, major tourist attraction. There's the view from the buttons looking. Uh Machu Picchu, uh Peru, built in the 15th century from the Inca Empire.
SPEAKER_04That was excavated, right? Didn't they like find it and take it out?
SPEAKER_03So supposedly, like, that's supposed to be like a representation of what like uh their civilization was, right? Well, not that not only that, like it's supposed to be like that's like what Atlantis looked like too. Oh, all right. It's just fucking buried to it's around 500 meters by 200 meters. It contains temples, plazas, palaces, and agricultural uh terraces covering around 80,000 fucking hect hectoacres, whatever. That's uh they've got to create a fucking word. Damn. That's fucking crazy, bro. This is the first week. Abandoned in the mid-19th 16th century, sorry, and got rediscovered in 1911. Yo, so for 300 years it was just missing. Yeah. They had to refined it. Uh Chichin Eats. Yo, you ever seen that video? Like, if if you do the bird call right, it goes through.
SPEAKER_04Uh yeah, I heard I'm that's actually pretty cool.
SPEAKER_03Uh, this was definitely the Mayans, right? I think so. Um pre-Columbian, yeah, Mayan uh Itza tribe. Um pre-Columbian okay, so it's in uh Mexico, so it's not too far off.
SPEAKER_04If the fucking pyramids are skip it.
SPEAKER_03Uh ancient city with a huge step pyramid in the center, 24 meters tall. Abandoned in the mid-15th century, rediscovered in 1841. So that one's missing for like fucking what, like a thousand years? Yeah, no shit. Holy fuck, dude. That's nuts, bro. A lot of things gotta be rediscovered. You know, look at the inside of it, yo. That's actually pretty cool. Uh oh, petrojoy. I've always wanted to see that too. That's that home to so the pyramids are on here?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, we ain't there yet. Is that seven? Yeah, this is seven. Oh, we're gonna let pyramids in heaven. Um I've always wanted to see that too. It's like a fucking house dug into a fucking monkey.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, bro. It's like a mansion dug into seen a mountain. I was like, all right, bro, this is the shit to me. Uh creators, the Arab uh Nabatians, location southern Jordan. Um rock cut architecture covering an area of around 264 square kilometers, damaged by earthquakes in 363 A CE and abandoned and rediscovered in 1812. So that's another one that was missing for like fucking the 2000s. So here's the map of them and how spread out they are. It's kind of wild. It's fucked up as nothing in America, is there? No. No. Well, we have Andre the Giant, he's the eighth, right? Well, he's in France, though. Well, oh shit. We don't even have him. We have China.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah, yeah. But too bad she died the fuck over us on a sidewalk. Okay. So fucking, I'm glad we got her. Pretty cool, I guess.
SPEAKER_03What the fuck? Jesus Christ.
SPEAKER_04But expect the fucking that poor fucking that poor fucking girl, dude. She went through hell. Yeah, because of fucking triple H in Xbox.
SPEAKER_03X Pac didn't help.
SPEAKER_04Scumbang.
SPEAKER_03I don't I don't know who's the bigger scumbag.
SPEAKER_04She made a porn with both of them, didn't she? No, she didn't do it. Xbox. She made a porn. X Pac she made, right? What was that called? Fucking something in something seven days in the channel. Welcome to China. There you go. Seven days in China.
SPEAKER_03It was like it was like one night in China. Yeah, no, it was one night in China.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then she liked when I full-on did porn.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, dude. Didn't she? Oh, it was kind of fucked up because I ended up like she was like binged out and shit, bro.
SPEAKER_04She was getting fucking railed by some monster dingling fucking toward the end, too.
SPEAKER_03Xbox had I mean, I didn't really expect him to have a monster cock, but man, it wasn't the end.
SPEAKER_04No, definitely not. Me and him can be friends. I think you're bigger than him. I'm right about there.
SPEAKER_03I remember watching on Twitter because I asked him how he felt that China's clit was bigger than his cock.
SPEAKER_04Instead of dude, but I was right. She really did have a huge clit. Yeah, dude. It had to have been from all steroids. It had to be, bro.
SPEAKER_03I feel like I was watching a um documentary on YouTube, um, and they were talking about how close fucking like China and Triple H were like they were workout partners, like they'd eat the same it like by total accident. It wasn't like that they fucking just like decided they're having steak and eggs and it was planned. Like now they order the same thing and just whatever, and just yeah, led to them being a couple, you know, and then I think he realized his worth a little bit.
SPEAKER_04Realized his worth. I mean, don't get me wrong, when she first came in WWE, bro, that bitch was ugly. Oh like someone whacked on her face with a fucking shuffle. She's an ugly. She's the original shuffle girl. Yeah, you're fucking ugly as shit, dude. But like, yeah, I mean, I've been with a lot of chicks, dude, and that definitely ain't normal. A clip that big ain't normal. I've seen protruding clitorises before.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Not like not like a fucking little thumb. I didn't feel like I could jerk her off. Right, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, man. Like, god damn, bitch.
SPEAKER_04We're gonna go in the room, I'm gonna fucking give you a hand job.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, like yeah, dude, you shouldn't feel that way. Like, fuck, man.
SPEAKER_04I mean you have to do it with your fucking thumb and your forefinger, but still, still beat her off, dude. You know what I'm saying? Who that if I if if I could jerk my girlfriend off, I'm dumping her. Like, if I could literally feel like I could fucking literally give you a hand job, like grab it and fucking pull on it and shit. Like, I don't want to be that's too big for me.
SPEAKER_03Uh, for everyone um that knows me and likes my invader Zim uh painting. It was my uh the girl who did it was her birthday today on Twitter, uh Facebook. So I told her happy birthday. I said, I still have your painting on my wall, which I do, I always have it. I love it. She goes, Oh my god, this was years ago, bro. That it was their COVID. Yeah, yeah, I remember. I remember we wanted to wonder where else you grab it. Yeah, right, yeah, yeah, yeah. And she goes, Oh my god, thank you. And she remembers, she goes, it was she goes, it was Invader Zimpiece, right? I go, Yeah. I was like, Are you still active? And she goes, Yeah, I am. Shoot me a message. So uh if anybody's looking for any kind of uh you know, um she only does like cartoons though, she doesn't do like fucking she won't do a self-portrait or anything, but you know, like if you're really like Doug or fucking like oh real monsters or whatever she can do T-Man, whatever, dude, she'll do a piece for you. Um, you know, get a hold of me, I'll give you your contact info. I'm probably gonna get a new piece for the new apartment. I think I'm gonna get something bigger. Get a get a like a like kind of like how you got the drug get one that size.
SPEAKER_04You should get fucking no, you should get fucking trends click on fucking painting.
SPEAKER_03Nah, I think what I want to do, I want to get like the best of of like the era. Like all my shit, like hey Arnold, throw throw like Arnold on there, cat dog, all the dudes. Yeah, kind of, yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like all the all the best dudes from back in the Nickelodeon group. Yeah, but throw in some football head, throw in some cartoon network dudes like cow and chicken and shit, dude. Yeah. That's pretty good. But I don't want to overload her, but that that shit, if I do it, that might be her masterpiece, bro. Yeah, it's if I was a little bunch of it. She made a dope ass one where it was Cynthia, right? From Rugrats, and it was Cynthia, but she had the kids as the dolls.
SPEAKER_04Oh, for real? That shit was ill, bro. That's actually cool.
SPEAKER_03It was a cool concept. It was fucking oh, it was fucking dope, bro. Like Cynthia, she had the missing hair because fucking Angelica would rip her fucking hair out and shit, dude. Yeah, that was a really cool piece. But I I want to get it, but I'm one of those people like you where it's like it's because someone else has it. Yeah, I don't want it. Yeah, especially when it comes to art.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Like, I don't want you, you don't want someone's duplicate.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, like nah. Don't get me wrong, it's a really great fucking piece, dude. Like, it really is. I can probably find it because I'm walking to my Facebook.
SPEAKER_04I just think fucking certain shit's kind of cool. I try to find unique shit.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, it's not mean. So, let me see. Uh, because I posted on her thing, it should show not much. No, yeah, uh, I'll have to search her. Hold on.
SPEAKER_04Um like my fucking giraffe was had back hanging down. Dude, I found that shit on accident. Um, dude, here's some of her pieces.
SPEAKER_03Tell me she's saying sick, dude. That's like Dragon Ball Z. Yeah. That's cool. This is them inside the vending machine. Yeah. With Harley Quinn picking um Joker. It's fucking dope piece right there. Unique shit. Space ghost, coast to coast, my nigga. Oh him beating Taz, him beating up Taz is cool. Bugs Bunny beating up Taz. That's her finish. I I love that she does that. She takes a picture outside and sends it to what she's done. She's so fucking good, dude. She's really I can't believe she still does it. Yeah, dude. And that's her. She's cute herself, too. Very cute girl. Black chick, too. There it is. Tell me that's not ill, bro.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, that is cool, dude.
SPEAKER_03She's got like Funko Pops.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03That's fucking I like that, yeah. But again, I'm not gonna jack someone's fucking shit. Where do you meet her from? She worked at Biggie. No, no, no. Um, I think I found her on fucking TikTok, dude. Really? Yeah. And uh you know, you see those shits and you're just like, yeah, whatever, dude. But then, you know, you start talking about oh shit, it is a real person behind these fucking things. Spider-Man. Oh shit, that's actually pretty cool. Look, right up your Naruto. Right up your Ellie. I think she is actually. Naruto, yeah. A lot of cool shit. Those are dope. Uh Shaggy looks like real cards. I wish you guys could see these see this stuff, man. But yeah, she's really fucking talented, dude. Really fucking cool. Vegeta. Nah, but yeah, that that's one of the coolest ones, bro.
SPEAKER_04It's definitely different, unique. That definitely not another person has that fucking thing.
SPEAKER_03Nah, but because it was created for someone else, you know, I don't want it. Oh, her mom was a cop. Uh I remember this is uh when she first blew up, they let her do a mural of him after he died. Yeah. And that's how that I I think that was her very first thing, and I think it's how she discovered how she was good at art. Can you imagine that? Just being like, yo, let me try doing a mural for prince, and then you just discover that you're good at art. It's crazy, dude.
SPEAKER_04I can draw a fucking stick, man. I can't even draw a straight stick together. Okay, that's the way that shit goes.
SPEAKER_03Holy fuck, man. But yeah, fucking. I had the interview yesterday. I think it went really well. They can snatch me up whenever they want to. She said she said I'll be hearing back from them uh you know within a couple of days. And it's fucked up. You know how many times I've applied for them, dude?
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_03And never heard anything. Yo, you gotta apply now. You're looking right now, but but but you don't you don't need it right now.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I don't need customers.
SPEAKER_03Here's the girl that sent me uh that's the chicken does the OF. Oh, that well, but she's cute and she's cool. And you know what? If you're gonna do OF and play with yourself, you can go ahead and take care of them. Well, I mean, hey, I mean she sent me some drugs tomorrow. Feet finders, huh? That's a site. I someone uh someone was asking me about that. Um who was asking me? They just they said they want to sell feet packs, and I forgot who it was, and uh, I'm trying to remember the website and I couldn't remember. Feet finders, huh? Oh, who was I remember? I'll get home and remember, and I'll be like, yo, it's feet finder.
SPEAKER_04It is feet finder, it's real too, dude. You can look.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, someone, someone, someone wants to.
SPEAKER_04I don't understand if some of you would beat off the feet.
SPEAKER_03Well, listen, dude. Uh there was a portion about two years of my life where I was into it because yo, you can meme yourself into into a fucking fetish. So don't even pick on it, just leave it alone, dude. Because eventually you find something attractive about it. Like now guys are into armpits and shit. I ain't even going there.
SPEAKER_04Well, Joe Rogan said he likes my armpit air. That's got the gross.
SPEAKER_03See, so you can meme yourself into a fetish, dude, because I did it myself. I was into feet for a couple years, and now I'm not. So don't even joke about the show. I don't know. I just I don't know, I don't know, I just don't see it.
SPEAKER_04You know what I mean? Like, it sounds messed up.
SPEAKER_03Like Yeah, there was someone asking me if they could sell sell feet pics. I was like, yeah, but I just forgot the website. But now I remember. Fucking feet. I was about to uh I was telling Garrett, uh my homeboy out in Cali, I was like, uh I'm about to have a whole brand new value to fucking Jasmine's fucking goofy ass. Uh with the fucking severe anxiety that she's got going on. And it's like, where'd this come from, homegirl? Like, I thought you were good. But really what it is is that her husband doesn't contribute. Like, first of all, alright, he works, cool dude, but your wife shouldn't have a better job than you at least at the outset of your fucking marriage, I I feel. Like, I don't know, maybe it's just a me thing. I I don't know. I don't know, bro.
SPEAKER_04My at least we started robbing on social.
SPEAKER_03That's what I mean, but that's okay. Like your but your overall income was more than hers. Right. There you go. Yeah. Right? Like, I don't I just I I I have this provider thing in me, I don't know. Like well, me too, and that's what gets to take advantage of.
SPEAKER_04You ain't fucking kidding. Yo, I'm not saying the subject. Do you see the fucking you see the fucking dude in fucking the UK was standing on the fucking the fucking parking garage of a hospital as well as the Grim Reaper staring at the fucking patients? Oh, that's fucking nice, bro. Nah, hell no.
SPEAKER_01I pushed that motherfucker off, bro. Hell no.
SPEAKER_03He had a sickle, bro. Get out of here. That shit's gonna be a good thing. Cops fucking arrested him. Good. Good, bro. That's actually kind of funny, bro. Nah, it's not. Can you imagine fucking being there terminally ill and you look up and there's the grim reaper? You're like, oh fuck, you go a lot of people probably like I'm broken looking all right. That's how I fell behind that log truck. I'm like, take me, I'm ready, bro. Yeah, take me away.
SPEAKER_04What the fuck is this bullshit I'm hearing about that fucking stupid fucking what's it? I don't know. Was this even was he even fucking gay? That Perez guy.
SPEAKER_03Perez Hilton, yeah.
SPEAKER_04That fuck was slashing himself up on fucking line. I heard some shit about it. I haven't seen the video because it's a good one. Yeah. Oh, that was live on X, okay. They said they don't understand how he wound up online for that long. Dude, he was completely naked slashing himself with a fucking butcher's knife. Wow.
SPEAKER_03Yo, what's crazy is like, wasn't he just good? He was just on some shit. Yeah, he's on like AEW or something. Wow. He was just fine. Like, I I know shit changes, but like in the drop of a hat, but well, your shit does change.
SPEAKER_04And a lot of times it's fucking shit's fake. I don't know if you're slashing or something. What about that dude? I'm not talking about that. Oh. I'm talking about him always walking around with a fucking smile and hatching. Oh, yeah. Yeah, man. That put on an act. That shit is fucking good.
SPEAKER_01Most people gotta think, bro. Most people put uh put on an act. You know, everyone puts their smile on, goes out the door, and goes to work. You think that motherfucker's really happy?
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_01I can't tell you the last time I've been really happy.
SPEAKER_03I mean, I feel like I'm getting there, but then when you get there, then you lose it. So yeah, something happens. So that's maybe that's maybe that's my just my outlook. We all know what's gonna happen to you. Yeah, dude, you just you know. We all know this is going down. Yeah, bro. And it's I I used to like it's only gonna stay good for so long. I used to tell people, and they'd be like, that's really sad, Josh. And I'd be like, yo, I'll enter a relationship, and the first thing I'd enter my mind, how are we gonna fuck this one up, Josh? Yeah, well, yeah, that's it. But but if that's the norm, that's what it's like. I'm not they're like, well, you shouldn't think that way. Okay, so I would think unrealistically.
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SPEAKER_03Oh, it's gonna be wonderful. It's gonna be a lot of my life, dude. You sound everyone, everyone's like, you're gonna think positive. She's the one I'm gonna do. I get I get I get like trying to be positive and stuff, but there's there's there's a line between being positive and fucking lying to yourself.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_03And I'm not gonna lie to myself and be like, well, well man, every day is a fucking gift. Listen, I'm happy.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_04And if there's ever been fucking someone I want to fucking shove down to the floor and fucking push out the fucking doors, or because it's every day, it's the same fucking thing. She'll come in, she'll fucking talk to her fucking case manager or whatever, and she's loud as shit.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and she'll go, Every day's a great day! Every day's a great day. I had a great day when my when I got the call, my mom was dying. That was an awesome day. Like, I was I'm just saying, like, it's just so fucking stupid.
SPEAKER_03No, and again, it's unrealistic. No, it's not.
SPEAKER_04Every day's not a great day. Fucking tomorrow could be terrible. I guess the I guess the whole moral of the story is fucking maybe like you said, uh, remain positive and positive things will happen.
SPEAKER_01Like, no, then no, but that's not true neither. Because even then, okay, if you want to play that game, right, then you're forcing it, then it's not gonna work anyway.
SPEAKER_04Well, here's the thing, I thought things were turned in the corner, dude. Like, I'll be honest, dude. I got pushed three days in a week one time. Ooh, like last week.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_04We're back to fucking the Sahara Desert. It's all fucking things just don't come full circle. It's just the way that rumbles. What the fuck?
SPEAKER_03That like I I I just mean like, you know, fucking with the thing positive stuff. Like, I get it. No one wants to no one wants to be around a terminally sad person. I get it, dude. I get it, bro. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_04I wouldn't I would never call my even for me, like when I've had my moments, I wouldn't even call myself permanently sad. I think what people choose to look at me like I hate the fact that like I say it simply. I'm a realist.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it's what I live in the real world, bro.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, every day is not gonna be a good idea.
SPEAKER_01Maybe it's some of those like passed on for pop.
SPEAKER_04Some days, some days are gonna be fucking better than some days gonna be straight hell. Like, you know, it's just what it is.
SPEAKER_03Like the other day, uh, you know, like I would consider like like uh yesterday. Like, I think that was like probably a top five day of my life, bro. Like I got I had a great interviewer. Uh shit turned the corner at work a little bit, it wasn't so busy. Um, you know, I got uh the apartment. I got the apartment, right? Um he's willing to work with me uh as long as it's awesome, dude. Right? So even if the Onata County shit doesn't come through, I I it's whatever he's still getting $700 from me on the 15th, and I'm moving in. And he's like, yo, he's like, if you need me to, I'll work with you. You can pay me by pay paycheck to paycheck. What the fuck landlord says that? Yeah, no shit. For real. Like I really stumbled on a fucking for real. Well, fell on a fucking good fucking landlord. Rarity. And yo, like talking with him in person was really dope. Because like at first he's coming off like a prick over the text messages, then you meet him and you go, Oh, he's just a real dude like me and you. He's he's just like, yo, he's just like, no bullshit. He's like, I've had fights between tenants, like yeah, just get along with the people downstairs, everything's gonna be fine. He's like, they're not hard people to get along with. He's like, the last guy that lived here, I won't be allowed, I won't lie to you. He was a fucking douchebag. He's like, he started shit. He was like, I had him fucking evicting. He's like, I've lost money evicting people because I don't care. I just want them gone. He goes, I want a peaceful life, I want fucking good people that live here and that you know don't start trouble and fucking I don't ask for the world, dude. And I'm like, yo, I'm in the same boat roll, I don't ask for much neither.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, but I hate when someone says, Oh, the fucking tank downstairs ain't a problem, and you move and they're like, there's a problem.
SPEAKER_03Well, he was like, yo, listen, because out there you gotta pay for your own trash pickup, right?
SPEAKER_04Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_03So he was like, yo, he's like, yo, you're one dude. He's like, instead of doing that, he's like, why don't you toss them like a hundred dollars a month and just be like, yo, can I instead of my garbage? Yeah, instead of because he's like, he's on me, he's he goes, he's like, like I said, he's like that. He's like, I'm gonna keep reality, it's not cheap.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_03For the trash pickup. He's like, but you, you're gonna have like one bag a week. He's like, I don't see why you can't just toss them a hundred bucks and they'll just throw it in there with theirs. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Cut down on the building, you know what I mean? I go to the fucking pizzeria dumpster. I ain't paying shit, dude. I will find somewhere to throw that shit out at, bro. I will fucking find a spot. Like my work has a trash bin on.
SPEAKER_03Yo, I'll take I mean, yo, I'll find a dumpster. I'll go to Walmart.
SPEAKER_04I have no issue with it.
SPEAKER_03Five minutes from Walmart.
SPEAKER_04I have zero issue with any of that shit, dude. The motherfuckers look at me like I'm crazy. Fuck that. Like, I don't leave it on the side of the road. It gets thrown in somewhere where they pick up the garbage. I don't fucking whip it on Genesee Street. You're right.
SPEAKER_03I mean it goes it goes in the proper area.
SPEAKER_04And obviously nobody gives a shit. I've done it enough times, dude, to where like That's just Sean dumping off his garbage. Well, yeah, like the camera, there's no way the camera doesn't see me open up their dumpster lady. Where do you do it? Like Tony Tony's around the corner, dude. Oh when I forget my garbage, when I forget my fucking bring my garbage out. Like, if I forget my garbage in the winter, I don't care. When I forget my garbage in the fucking summer, dude, I can't that can't happen. That literally can't happen because I'll wind up with fucking maggots and fucking nope. Not happening, bro. I'm not doing the whole maggot fucking but oh no no, dude.
SPEAKER_03Nope. You don't want to believe in a few days.
SPEAKER_04Nah, dude, maggots, fruit flies, dude. Like I ain't nope. I'm not doing I'm not. In the winter you can get away with that. That's what I mean. Like I can I can miss my garbage three weeks in a row and that shit ain't rotten at all. It's fucking frozen. The bag's heavy as shit. Because whatever was liquid is now a solid. Like fucking, like, I can it won't stink. Right. It won't rot up my fucking house, dude. It's been so hot, bro. Like, like certain days in the summer, this summer, like, my garbage in my kitchen won't even be completely full and it'll start to fucking stink.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_04And I have to take it out to my bin all back. And it's not even full. I'm like wasting a bag. Right. Because it's like I have like meat from like two days ago and they're fucking reached.
SPEAKER_02I think I told you about it, but um I'll talk to you. I'll talk to you about it, we get off too.
SPEAKER_03But yeah, um homeboy sending a dude out with to stay with me for two weeks to pack me up. Like, and he's like, we're gonna scout the area and we're gonna see what moves and what doesn't. Free of charge, bro.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, no shit. Sending the dude out here. Yeah, that's actually a fucking blessing. If you can get someone who can actually fucking you know what I mean? So I'll be packed up when it comes to that and everything.
SPEAKER_03So um shit, I'm excited. You are so yeah, I'll be I'll be your I'll be everybody's go-to, which everyone's really happy, believe it or not, that it's me. Now some people that are happy I know why they're happy because they think they can run a credit line with me. You know, no, no, no. With you, I don't mind. No, I I don't know, but nobody's gonna be. Motherfuckers can be mad, dude. They can they'll have a limit. You get like one, because I the limit's gonna be whether I can cover it, yeah, just in case.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Well, I mean, my rule always was like and not everyone's getting it. There's literally like a credit line in order to yeah, and I wouldn't even be excessive. I'd literally be like, oh, well, then just do 50. You know what I mean? Like, and I would be like, yo, if it lapsed, you covered I can't even get it. That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_00Like, like, like if it came to it, if it came down to it and like it had to pay up and I can't find this guy, yeah. I have to make sure and then you're fucked because you know you owe it to you.
SPEAKER_03I have to make sure I could at least back end cover. Yeah, I'm not sure.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I wouldn't be doing all that.
SPEAKER_03You know what I mean? But the people that are excited, I know why you're excited, and you need to curb your enthusiasm. Because fucking. Just because just because my just because you know me on that level doesn't mean no, though, no.
SPEAKER_04Well, if you know me when I was doing my shit, I fronted nobody ever, yeah, under any circumstance, dude.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I'd like yo, I was mine fronting, but there was my earn it, dude.
SPEAKER_04You gotta earn the front. Joshua, there was people who live two doors down. Yeah, I wouldn't fuck credit for me for ten bucks.
SPEAKER_01For me, like, I want to enter the game, like, don't even consider asking me for a month.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, like I gotta be gotta build up a rapport. Yeah, because you no, you've got to get up and know your clientele and what you're making and fucking what you can and can't fucking gift people, right? Like, because you can always do that.
SPEAKER_03There's certain people that I know, like you, like I know that if I were to give you like a hundo, yeah. You'd be cool and fucking a week, yeah. I don't mind. But other people like, hey man, I just met you last week. Hey bro, you think I can hold? No, you can't, yeah. You can hold my my hand in your hand. Yeah, you do a handshake, you can put that money in my hand, yeah. That's about it. It's only thing you can hold my fucking balls, no shit, but yeah, yeah, no, no, but yeah, I'm about to have everything, so yeah, I wouldn't, yeah.
SPEAKER_04I I won't front anybody anything. So unless, like I said, very, very few and what's dope is like the only the only person that fronted was you and fucking bee downstairs. That's it. And that was because I do we shared a home. Yeah, right. Yeah. You can't avoid me. You fuck coming through your door, every day we're gonna go to the parks together. Yeah, I'm outside smoking a cigarette. Yeah, you're gonna be able to do it. Yo, I need my 20 bucks.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, man. Yeah, and even then, you're you're well, weed back then was also uh man, these young kids will never understand, bro.
SPEAKER_01I don't care. They they you may have dispensaries now, and you may have this fucking crazy strains of weed drag and breath and what the dude you will not compete with a fucking bag of cush from back then. That shit would get the whole group lit and put the fucking blunt out halfway.
SPEAKER_04I think I would take fucking dirt weed just to have the experience of going to a fucking weed spot and getting it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, man. Knocking at the door, like and then rushing.
SPEAKER_04And then all of a sudden, dude, the fucking lock pops out of the door and they fucking fucking.
SPEAKER_01Yo, remember that dude had the L cell was the key?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01He had the he had the the fucking Yeah, it split out.
SPEAKER_04They had the plastic tube in between the door. Yeah, that was ill, bro. And it was a lock. He pushed it out and he fucked put it in there. He put your money in, he slid it, you took it, you split it back out, fucking eye bags. It was awesome.
SPEAKER_03Well, yeah, that experience is gone. And like, I mean Savannah reached this this fucking conclusion. The thrill of buying weed was my was was expected from me.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and like that's gone. And that's why I don't smoke in her, dude. But and then me and her reached the conclusion was like, yo, what's the last time I got excited about smoking weed and I was like, you hide it from your parents?
SPEAKER_04Like half the excitement was getting away with it. Yeah, that's what I mean. I go into the weed spot hoping to cop something. Yeah, that's the whole point.
SPEAKER_01Now it's I don't gotta run it, but yeah, I mean like now someone comes over, hey man, I brought a blind. Okay, yeah, go smoke it in your car. I'm not interested in that fucking shit.
SPEAKER_04You walk down the street and smoke it.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, but like now if you bust down a fucking uh fucking, you know, a fucking 50 sack.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, that's now I'm excited.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that'll get the that'll get the heart.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, but I think the whole thing, I think the the experience of going to get it, yeah, knowing that you gotta sneak into a park in the dark to fucking smoke so you don't get in trouble.
SPEAKER_03Hoping you don't come and smoke like we like.
SPEAKER_04And even if you do, did you know you're gonna get in trouble with something? Yeah, bro, yeah.
SPEAKER_01It was the the thrill of the you know the thing.
SPEAKER_04It was it was the thriller. That's there was no fucking point.
SPEAKER_01Well, all right, man. I gotta start dinner.
SPEAKER_03All right, hey guys, it's been fun, it's been all over the place. We're naming this shit accidental allies. Even though that's a that's a topic we gotta touch on for real next time, bro. I want to get into that more.
SPEAKER_04They're probably probably happening more than we think.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah. All right, y'all. Uh we can do it Saturday. Yeah, I was about to say, we'll see how this weekend. Saturday morning. Peace.
