Cinematic Trainwreck: Watching "Fateful Findings"

4/5/24
Botch Job Society
Episode 6 - Cinematic Trainwreck: Watching "Fateful Findings"

Hold on to your popcorn, folks; our latest episode is a whirlwind tour through Neil Breen's cinematic enigma "Fateful Findings." Imagine watching a film so perplexing, it makes "Birdemic" feel like a Hitchcock thriller – that's the kind of bizarre ride we're talking about. Picture this: a hospital scene that defies logic, intimate moments that are anything but, and a hacking subplot that's hilariously far-fetched. You'll want to join us as we share our bewilderment, and maybe you'll even find yourself agreeing that Breen's brazen attempt at filmmaking is a genre all its own.

Opening  [0:00] 
Introduction [1:20] 
Movie Begins [2:53]
Neil Gets Hit By Car [6:49]
"Where Are My Pills?" [13:32]
Backyard Barbecue Scene [20:55]
Neil Tells All [28:08]
Closing Remarks [31:21]

Transcript

Opening

Speaker 1 0:00

Botch Job Society is produced by Rock Opera Studios. Hey, it's me. I just wanted to let you know that, if you are hearing my voice right now, you can actually watch this episode on YouTube, and, trust me, for this kind of an episode, it definitely is worth watching rather than listening. So make sure to check out our YouTube channel. You can find the link on our website or you can go to youtubecom. Slash botch job society. So I've got a real doozy for you today. This is one that I have seen already, but it's been a while, so it'd be nice to reevaluate with a new lens.

Speaker 3 0:36

You have to watch me suffer through it.

Speaker 1 0:38

Oh, trust me, this one, this is one of the ones where you're it's, but it's like you like it. Okay, this one here. Let me tell you what he's a philly can you see how?

Speaker 2 1:06

maybe it would have been a failure.

Speaker 1 1:20

So today we're watching Fateful Findings. This is from 2013. It's by a guy named Neil Breen, who directed, wrote and did a lot of the production work himself, which will be very obvious when you watch it.

Speaker 3 1:36

Yeah, just like the last one, yeah, okay got it.

Speaker 1 1:39

So the budget is sort of. It's not been disclosed so we don't know how much money he actually spent, but it is undeniably low budget. It was mostly shot in Las Vegas, which is where I think he lives, have you ever been to Vegas?

Speaker 3 1:55

Yeah, yeah, a lot of strippers, I'm kidding. Family friendly here, no, I've been to Vegas. I just went, actually in January.

Speaker 1 2:04

Okay, I've never been so I.

Speaker 3 2:06

Let's go to Vegas. I'd like to go at least just once. Man on the Street live podcast in Vegas. What could possibly go wrong Right Before we get to it?

Speaker 1 2:17

though yes.

Speaker 3 2:18

You know what the people have to do.

Speaker 1 2:20

Oh yeah, they need to go follow us on every social media platform, every social media platform, every last one.

Speaker 3 2:25

We got Facebook. We got Instagram. We got Twitter. I'll be doggone if I ever call it X. We got TikTok. What's Tom's little fake Twitter?

Speaker 1 2:39

Oh, threads, threads. You mean Mark, mark, tom.

Speaker 3 2:42

Same. Thing.

Speaker 1 2:43

Tom was MySpace. You're right, you're right.

Speaker 3 2:46

We're coming to MySpace here pretty soon.

Speaker 2 2:48

Look out for it if you want to be in our top five Breakthrough on MySpace.

Movie Begins

Speaker 1 2:51

Yeah, so, right off the bat, very obvious stock footage and stock music.

Speaker 3 2:59

Yeah, because this looks too good.

Speaker 1 3:01

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 3:01

This looks too good to be low budget.

Speaker 1 3:03

Compared to the rest of the shots you'll be like this makes no sense. I can really see the cinematic parallels. You know the shining fateful findings.

Speaker 3 3:12

I get it. It's like a direct correlation.

Speaker 1 3:16

Oh, yeah, okay, somebody's sprinkling glitter.

Speaker 3 3:19

Yeah.

Speaker 1 3:23

That is literally somebody off camera?

Speaker 3 3:24

just Stop, don't camera, just Stop, don't push me Stop.

Speaker 1 3:29

I don't think these children have ever run in their lives. They don't look like it. Looks like it was the first time running.

Speaker 3 3:34

Something about walking and running on camera freaks people out and they don't just do it how they would normally do it.

Speaker 1 3:40

It's like it doesn't make any sense. How did a cow end up out?

Speaker 2 3:47

there.

Speaker 1 3:50

It is a scary movie.

Speaker 3 3:52

Oh nah, if you know me, I don't mess with them scary movies.

Speaker 2 4:07

Man Look Leah A mushroom.

Speaker 1 4:13

Look at his hands. It's magic.

Speaker 2 4:20

Whoa what Look what.

Speaker 1 4:25

I found A treasure.

Speaker 3 4:27

You didn't find it you guys were both sitting there and she's just like that's good for you.

Speaker 1 4:32

It's a magical day.

Speaker 2 4:39

You can't leave the box empty. It's bad luck.

Speaker 1 4:44

He drops a turd in the box. Jesus.

Speaker 3 4:48

What's wrong with you? Haven't you seen Indiana Jones kid? You gotta put something of equal weight and size.

Speaker 1 4:58

What are those? They look like candy. It's a magical day, there's no way.

Speaker 3 5:04

There's no way. She wrote that. No, no, no, she didn't write it, but it's a magical day. There's no way.

Speaker 1 5:06

There's no way she wrote that this. No, no, no, not, she didn't write it, but it's also. It was such a magical day she had to write.

Speaker 3 5:11

It's a magical day so where'd you just pull that notebook from dear diary?

Speaker 1 5:18

ah, back into a mushroom mushroom. I hope they explain this because mushrooms are bad okay. Hurry up, we're gonna be late, we're gonna miss the plane, don't worry. The plane's not gonna leave without us. Oh yes, it will.

Speaker 3 5:39

Oh yes, it will. Have you ever been left before in an airport? Yeah, it's terrifying. Where's Dylan? Um, chris, we're waiting on you.

Speaker 1 5:46

You're like oh, my God.

Speaker 3 5:49

Oh, that was cute.

Speaker 1 5:52

That's how people say goodbye. Yeah, see ya.

Speaker 3 5:56

Get in the car. Yeah, get in here.

Speaker 1 6:00

And buckle your seatbelt Sitter.

Speaker 3 6:03

Your mom used to make you feel like it was illegal to like move in the back seat.

Speaker 2 6:06

Yeah.

Speaker 3 6:06

Or like turn the little light on.

Speaker 4 6:08

Yeah.

Speaker 3 6:08

Why.

Speaker 4 6:11

I never heard from her or saw her again. Oh.

Speaker 1 6:17

My life sucks oh.

Speaker 3 6:20

Life's been hard on him since he left. He did not age. Well, what was that 40 years ago, man?

Speaker 1 6:26

Apparently, my phone isn't making any sound to indicate that it's ringing, but I'll pick it up anyway.

Speaker 4 6:32

Hi yeah.

Neil Gets Hit by Car

Speaker 3 6:37

Are you on your way home? Yeah, okay, he didn't even respond. Yeah, just had to show that it's him she's talking to. Is he going to get hit by a car?

Speaker 1 6:51

Don't know, guess we'll see no shot.

Speaker 3 6:53

He's about to get hit by a car.

Speaker 1 6:54

Where did all those people come from? Where did those shoes come from? And then, they're gone.

Speaker 3 7:00

Oh, he's going to get hit.

Speaker 1 7:01

Yeah, dylan, oh, he's going to get hit. Yeah, that was like some mean girls getting hit by a bus kind of effects Shoot, did I hit somebody?

Speaker 3 7:14

She's in the back seat. Why are you even getting out? You're in the back seat.

Speaker 1 7:18

Why does it matter? The driver's also not caring, he's just sitting there like whoop. I hit somebody oh my.

Speaker 2 7:23

God.

Speaker 3 7:25

Okay, the thing is if you just hit somebody, why are you getting out doing the sexy walk?

Speaker 1 7:28

Yeah.

Speaker 3 7:30

Oh, this is so hot, you just totally killed him.

Speaker 1 7:35

Another one Add to the tally.

Speaker 4 7:37

Is he dead?

Speaker 3 7:39

No, no, he's okay.

Speaker 1 7:41

It's the Rolls Royce that hit him. I saw it, I'm a witness. I saw it, I'm a witness.

Speaker 3 7:45

I saw it. Yeah, you're all right there you didn't need to see it.

Speaker 1 7:47

The Rolls Royce is right there dripping with blood, Like obviously it was the Rolls Royce.

Speaker 3 7:53

That lucky secret dice is going to keep him alive, is he?

Speaker 1 7:57

okay, oh, the little black cube.

Speaker 3 7:58

Fateful finding. Ah, I solved the movie. It's over. He's reaching for the phone. Look, yeah, I'm here, honey. What were you saying?

Speaker 1 8:06

Sorry, I just have a bit of a head injury.

Speaker 3 8:09

He's got a slight migraine. Grab the cube, you noob. There you go.

Speaker 1 8:16

Oh, there's the ghost fart.

Speaker 3 8:18

Now he's restored.

Speaker 1 8:25

The mask is over the bandage.

Speaker 3 8:28

That's doing nothing it's because of global warming those birds he's in critical condition unconscious and it does not look good, tell me more doctor. What's even funnier is he just sat there looking down on him yeah, and then he's in critical condition, unconscious.

Speaker 1 8:54

It's not looking good this fake crying no tears if you needed to cry on a second.

Speaker 3 9:03

You cry like if if you needed to cry on a set can you cry Like if you needed to cry for a scene.

Speaker 1 9:07

Oh, you mean like my cue? Yeah, I probably couldn't. I could probably fake it with like Channel it man.

Speaker 3 9:11

I know I can cry right now.

Speaker 1 9:14

Do it.

Speaker 3 9:19

I don't feel like sitting here like this, for the next yeah. Excuse me oh my goodness.

Speaker 4 9:32

So we're going to take his pulse, even though he's hooked up to something that could exactly tell us his pulse.

Speaker 3 9:40

He is very weak Semi-comatose. Thank you, he just said he was unconscious.

Speaker 1 9:45

I said I thought he was fully, fully, unconscious, not comatose. Thank you, he just said he was unconscious. I said I thought he was fully unconscious, not comatose.

Speaker 3 9:48

Also, hold on Walk with me, he needs plenty of rest and quiet. I think he's got plenty of quiet.

Speaker 2 9:57

I was going to say he's comatose. That's not funny.

Speaker 3 10:02

Oh yeah kiss the bandage lady, not my cheek, that's actually exposed, but okay, so the girl moves right. I never saw her again and she's literally local. Yeah, so if you guys are such good friends, you never kept in touch and she's clearly here, yeah.

Speaker 1 10:24

Oh, you think that's her's.

Speaker 3 10:25

She has the bracelet on oh, I didn't even notice see, didn't even notice he ain't watching the movie. He ain't watching, got the details. Man, open your eye. Open your eye.

Speaker 1 10:39

You won't the timing of that was too perfect. Uh, that's not that, that's not in him at all.

Speaker 3 10:50

The cube is coursing through my veins. Release me.

Speaker 1 10:55

Yeah, it's just taped, there's no needle or anything, and the nose thing too, it's just.

Speaker 3 11:04

It's literally taped onto it that just looks like a pamper, to be honest with you it does, it does, it does.

Speaker 1 11:14

I'm just. Did he not realize that that's not?

Speaker 3 11:17

how those things work, they have to Exactly Go in your nose bud. Exactly, exactly, go in your nose bud.

Speaker 1 11:23

Exactly. I really hope that that gown stays closed here Show.

Speaker 3 11:34

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Show me that butt. Is that a carpeted?

Speaker 1 11:44

Yeah, hospitals do not have carpet.

Speaker 3 11:48

He wouldn't put his clothes back on.

Speaker 1 11:50

Is that him?

Speaker 3 11:51

It's him.

Speaker 2 11:53

Hmm.

Speaker 3 11:55

What. You know, it's like the meme.

Speaker 1 12:13

Who's in my shower intruder? She's awfully calm about it.

Speaker 3 12:16

Yeah, hearing the shower going, oh my god, how much is your head, holy crap why is he still bleeding, is my question.

Speaker 1 12:22

Why are there chunks coming?

Speaker 3 12:23

off? Why are like you're tapping your toes in it? Yeah.

Speaker 4 12:28

What are you doing home? You're supposed to be in a hospital. I let myself out.

Speaker 1 12:36

Please tell me, there's not more.

Speaker 3 12:40

Help me, help me.

Speaker 2 12:44

Help me.

Speaker 3 13:01

Looks like a low budget version of Batman. Hush, how many laptops, holy crap laptops.

Speaker 1 13:05

Yeah Well, he seems to be fine, so we're just going to go with it. It hurts.

Speaker 2 13:12

Leave me alone. Leave me alone, akira, akira, akira.

"Where Are My Pills?"

Speaker 3 13:28

He's knocking over every laptop he owns oh, my head I need to knock stuff over. Where are my pills? Surely they're in your breast pocket. You know where you normally keep them. I'll get them for you nobody so far, except for maybe the doctor, none of the women in this film so far, except for maybe the doctor, none of the women in this film so far have had on a bra. This guy, neil, is a freak yeah he wants to shoot a different type of low budget film but, he didn't have the courage to see it through.

Speaker 4 14:00

I don't need these now why did you ask for them? Where are my?

Speaker 1 14:02

pills.

Speaker 2 14:03

I don't need them don, then why did you ask for them?

Speaker 1 14:04

Where are my pills?

Speaker 3 14:05

Yeah, I don't need them. Don't do that Give them to me, didn't you just put them in your pocket anyway? What's he pouring out?

Speaker 1 14:11

No, Please don't tell me she's going to dig them out of the toilet. Look at that, like the stains on the side of the toilet there. Could have at least scrubbed it Right. If gonna be a camera. Oh, she is gonna stick her hand in there. Oh, aren't those meant to be? Lady, this thing controls his life.

Speaker 3 14:30

Wake up. I'm calling to you. We're in the trash bag, realm what are we? Doing, neil? What are we doing?

Speaker 1 14:38

I'm the plot is.

Speaker 3 14:40

It really doesn't make any sense dr david s lee psychotherapist, every psychotherapist has a conference room.

Speaker 1 14:48

It really doesn't make any sense. Dr David S Lee, psychotherapist. Every psychotherapist has a conference room, yeah with empty chairs.

Speaker 3 14:52

Who are those for the?

Speaker 1 14:53

other personalities. That was good that was good.

Speaker 4 14:57

I'm feeling less stable.

Speaker 1 15:01

I'm mentally ill, Okay bye See, ya, I need bye.

Speaker 3 15:06

See ya, I need that part clipped. I'm feeling less stable and just walks out.

Speaker 2 15:15

I need that.

Speaker 1 15:19

Oh, all over the paperwork, all over the laptop in your face, the hot coffee in your face, on the side of your face, that was injured. So this is the alcoholic character. So we need to show that he's an alcoholic by putting empty bottles surrounding him.

Speaker 3 15:37

You care more about that car than yeah, Sarah, because you never bang me.

Speaker 4 15:42

You would rather be drunk in here than with me.

Speaker 1 15:47

At least my car doesn't talk back Right now.

Speaker 3 15:52

Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 15:55

I still can't believe you're up and around so fast. That is amazing. It's brain damage. It's brain damage Comatose.

Speaker 3 16:11

Comatose. It's crazy.

Speaker 1 16:15

I'm hungry. I can't wait for dinner. I'm going to say that next time I'm having a party or something I'm hungry. I can't wait for dinner.

Speaker 4 16:31

I'm going to continue hacking into these government systems to see what I can find out.

Speaker 1 16:36

Who are you talking to, Neil? Who are you talking to?

Speaker 3 16:41

He's suddenly hacking into government systems.

Speaker 1 16:44

Yeah, it hasn't. Is he a novelist or is he hacking? Nice, oh, you finally got some Nice side boob.

Speaker 3 16:52

It's quality side boob. I mean Good job, neil, you freak. Is he going to cry? This is just like Hold on, I need to show you this is me. This is exactly what he feels like, dr.

Speaker 4 17:07

David S Lee, psychotherapist, we're gonna do that every time it's gonna shock the world. I've hacked into just about all the information I need. They have no idea it's gonna change the world. It's going to change the world, he's just saying this to anybody.

Speaker 1 17:27

It's not even a secret.

Speaker 4 17:30

They have no idea.

Speaker 1 17:33

I don't think they have any idea.

Speaker 3 17:37

You need to picture the guy in the corner. They don't know that I'm hacking into the systems. We all know he's hacking. He won't shut up about it.

Speaker 2 17:46

I'm done talking.

Speaker 1 17:51

Really Like oh, just throw the laptop. Screw these laptops, let's have sex, Forget all the paper.

Speaker 3 18:01

Take your top off, forget the files, forget the books, forget the hacking. At least commit to it you know they're not committed.

Speaker 1 18:09

Well, probably because she's like not into it.

Speaker 3 18:10

He should have just Hulkamania.

Speaker 2 18:16

Ow.

Speaker 1 18:16

I got a paper cut Stop Ow ow, you can tell she's really like, like, trying to be into it, but she's repulsed by this dude.

Speaker 3 18:27

The next woman I date. If we get into an argument, I fully expect you to just start trying to physically tear my shirt open. Forget about the argument, let's just rip our clothes off.

Speaker 1 18:39

Oh man, look at that kiss. That's not a kiss between a husband and wife, that's like a kiss between cousins.

Speaker 3 18:46

That's how cousins kiss. This is sponsored by Alabama, oh.

Speaker 1 18:51

So beautiful.

Speaker 3 18:53

I can taste the pills on your lips.

Speaker 1 18:57

What if you went to therapy? And this is what it was like. Would you ever go back? I'm gonna cancel my card. What if you went to therapy? And this is what it was like.

Speaker 3 19:03

Would you ever go back? It's in the wind. I'm going to cancel my card. Be careful. This will be the last time we speak.

Speaker 1 19:09

Thank you for your time. All my money is going to be transferred.

Speaker 3 19:12

She's got pills too.

Speaker 1 19:13

Everybody's popping pills, everybody's popping pills. He's a drunk, she's popping pills.

Speaker 3 19:19

I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 19:24

I just laid down, bro, what's up, I let you down.

Speaker 1 19:31

This is terrible Also can you imagine? After an argument you sit down to apologize and she goes. You didn't let me down, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 19:41

Let's try and start over we both got problems look at me, I'm about to take a shot, I think I think I'm beyond that now is this her like trying to be like high, or is this just how she?

Speaker 1 20:00

acts I'm gonna get some fresh air.

Speaker 3 20:03

And another fifth of bourbon. Fine, you go. He's going to come back in and be like you're always walking around with your toes out and your boobs. I'm just kidding.

Speaker 1 20:15

It was hot at first, but I can't handle it anymore. Stop it, I can only handle so much.

Speaker 3 20:21

You're tempting me with something I can't have.

Speaker 1 20:24

Again, just Every time. Oh my god, now you're gonna come back.

Speaker 3 20:36

I'm back.

Speaker 2 20:41

Where's those pills?

Speaker 3 20:44

That's all she wants.

Speaker 2 20:46

That's all she's trying to do. Give me the pills.

Speaker 1 20:48

She doesn't. She's not really in love with him, she's just wanting the pills.

Backyard Barbecue Scene

Speaker 3 20:50

You don't love me. You want my oxy. That grill's not even turned on.

Speaker 1 21:00

No, I'd like you to meet my fiancee, tim. It's the doctor at the hospital yeah, she's just carrying.

Speaker 3 21:22

It've been carrying for good luck.

Speaker 4 21:26

Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 21:29

It's her and I like how she has aged maybe 12 years. He's aged about 40.

Speaker 3 21:37

It's terrible.

Speaker 1 21:43

Right in front of his wife and right in front of Tim Poor Tim.

Speaker 4 21:47

I can't believe it's you.

Speaker 3 21:50

The cube is making me hack the government.

Speaker 2 21:56

Oh, oh, oh.

Speaker 1 22:00

Here comes Tim. Well, well we're looking very special today.

Speaker 4 22:05

Get away from me, jim, you're drunk.

Speaker 1 22:08

You're drunk.

Speaker 3 22:11

Oh, come on, Jim.

Speaker 1 22:13

It's like one of those infomercial like are you tired of doing this?

Speaker 2 22:19

And then it's like knocking stuff over.

Speaker 1 22:20

Oh yes, that's literally what he did.

Speaker 3 22:38

She's under 18. Put this towel back on. What's wrong with you?

Speaker 1 22:42

You can't do this, it's wrong. That's what he's going to say. Please stop, you can't do this. Pretty much, pretty much.

Speaker 3 22:54

Now, instead of just walking out when she looks into the camera he won't allow it, stay from through the drink on.

Speaker 1 23:05

Yeah yeah, yeah come on, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 23:16

I'm gonna shoot this damn car up full of holes. Oh, she's gonna shoot the car, no, no.

Speaker 2 23:23

Oh there he goes.

Speaker 3 23:27

Wait, jim Jim.

Speaker 1 23:32

You killed him.

Speaker 4 23:41

I can't believe you committed suicide. I cannot believe you committed suicide. How could you have done this? How could you have committed suicide? Give him the cube, the cube.

Speaker 1 23:54

Stop wiping your face. That's so gross.

Speaker 4 23:57

Goodbye friend Goodbye. I drove him to suicide.

Speaker 3 24:04

I wouldn't sleep with him. I couldn't have done anything about it.

Speaker 1 24:11

It was out of my hands, it was completely helpless.

Speaker 4 24:14

I pushed him at the barbecue Over the edge, over the edge. He wasn't a bad person.

Speaker 3 24:21

He was just horny. It's all my fault. That's how I like to be remembered. No, he wasn't a bad person. He was just horny, I'm kidding Family friendly.

Speaker 4 24:35

No more, damn books no more books.

Speaker 1 24:40

It's laptop abuse. I can't handle it. Boop, I'm taking my hand.

Speaker 3 24:50

And that was the most awkward. Like what, what?

Speaker 1 24:53

So are they doing it in the trash bag realm? Is that what's happening?

Speaker 3 24:57

Doing it in the cube A Neil Breen film. Dr David S Lee, psychotherapist, doing it in the cube A Neil Breen film.

Speaker 1 25:08

Dr David S Lee, psychotherapist. She's at home like oh, with her shirt, like that.

Speaker 3 25:10

Let me just take half my shirt off and it'll make you know I need you to really feel how strung out I am. Oh, they went back to the park. Are they going to find the mushroom?

Speaker 1 25:24

It's a magical day A mushroom. Yeah, that's how I'm feeling about this movie right now.

Speaker 3 25:33

At least Birdemic kept me captivated.

Speaker 1 25:35

Yeah, this one's getting a little boring.

Speaker 3 25:36

It had two sides of two random storylines, but you knew exactly like like I know where we're at with it. It doesn't make sense, but I get where we're going. Yeah, oh wait, no, I don't. New plot this one is also solid. Yeah, this is just like throwing stuff at a dartboard oh, oh I I am dead, his wife's dead, and he's already moved on. He's going to go home and be like, oh well.

Speaker 1 26:06

It's what I wanted. I wanted to leave you anyway.

Speaker 3 26:08

She's over there like oh no.

Speaker 1 26:11

See, they're kissing like cousins too.

Speaker 3 26:13

Because none of them want to be touched by him.

Speaker 1 26:15

He's kissing them all.

Speaker 3 26:18

You imagine that poor like 18, 19-year year? Old had to pretend like she was like how you doing. In her head she's like Take your top off.

Speaker 1 26:34

Let's do it in front of the mushroom, pull them titties out in the woods and she's like you, pull your titties out in the woods.

Speaker 3 26:40

Now we both got our titties out in the woods. Now we both got our titties out in the woods. Emily, emily, I was just banging in the woods. No, my wife, emily, now he's gonna call Amy she killed herself.

Speaker 4 27:03

Wake up.

Speaker 1 27:04

Wake up, she's dead come on, wake up, shake it off you got this all this time I haven't, and there he goes I've hacked into the most secret government and corporate nobody, nobody knows, nobody Don't tell anyone.

Speaker 3 27:24

The last one I told died.

Speaker 1 27:26

So tread lightly, so watch out.

Speaker 3 27:30

This is the longest movie ever because it doesn't make sense.

Speaker 1 27:35

These shots are just boring. What are we doing?

Speaker 3 27:37

Anybody that can explain to me what this movie is about and make it make sense, I'll give you $1,000 cash. Yes, hello, secret governments. It's time I'm here to expose your secrets and no one knows that it's me, Dylan. Dr Andrea is no longer here. Yes, she is.

Speaker 1 27:59

Looks like she is, oh, she's gonna.

Speaker 4 28:16

I want to be honest with all of you. I've been hacking into government and corporate systems all over the country.

Speaker 1 28:23

The Neobreen press conference.

Speaker 3 28:26

All over the world, all over the world, and nobody knows.

Speaker 1 28:31

So don't tell anyone.

Speaker 4 28:33

What I have found will shock you.

Speaker 3 28:36

Hacking has never seen a hacker like me. He's got the cube. He's about to blow up this white house.

Speaker 1 28:44

Ah yes, let's see what he has to say.

Speaker 2 28:46

He has to say.

Speaker 4 28:47

He's hacked us. Yes, here are the files and supporting documents. You're a liar. No, it's the cube. And supporting truths the factual documents. I'm afraid of going to prison. They now know my crimes.

Speaker 1 29:10

Here he goes.

Speaker 3 29:11

Here he goes. Oh, my God oh.

Speaker 4 29:15

I am resigning today as your senator Out of the country.

Speaker 1 29:21

How's he going to off himself? Many of fellow incompetent senators must resign, now also yes.

Speaker 4 29:30

Kill yourselves, all of you, by release.

Speaker 1 29:35

How's he going to kill himself? Goodbye, goodbye, in front of all of you to kill himself.

Speaker 4 29:49

Goodbye in front of all of you. Today I am submitting my resignation as congresswoman. Come on, brother insurance companies are about to be indicted for crimes we've committed.

Speaker 3 30:00

Why are you talking like that? You're making us look bad, you just want to take a nap.

Speaker 4 30:10

Let's just go to bed. It's like you just found, oh my God.

Speaker 3 30:16

You just found a way to draw this out in the longest possible way. I know?

Speaker 1 30:20

Well, probably because he's like oh, this movie is only about 60 minutes.

Speaker 3 30:25

Let's flesh this out.

Speaker 4 30:28

You now have all the truths, the real truth. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 30:36

That's how I'm feeling On your own. It's our only hope for the future, and they lived happily ever after.

Speaker 3 30:51

Come on, man Take your top off.

Speaker 1 30:56

I wish I could make a shirt with that quote on it, because that is the best. Ah, yes, my work is done. They're just going to go live in the woods for the rest of their lives, see ya.

Speaker 3 31:10

Bye, but wait, there's more. There's still 20 minutes of footage left.

Speaker 1 31:14

Imagine Well, it's probably going to be a shot that lasts forever, maybe not?

Speaker 3 31:22

Oh, thank God.

Speaker 1 31:22

Okay.

Speaker 3 31:24

This was a terrible movie.

Speaker 1 31:25

Yeah.

Speaker 3 31:26

This made Birdemic actually look decent Like an.

Speaker 1 31:31

Oscar winning film.

Speaker 3 31:32

Like Birdemic was terrible because, well, the acting was bad and the dirty feet and the poorly used graphics.

Speaker 1 31:40

Yeah.

Speaker 3 31:40

But at least like first half of the movie flowed and made sense. It was goofy but it made sense. Yeah, threw in the plot twist. The second half made sense. They just didn't connect at all yeah not a single thing in this made sense I don't nope a car hit. If you go back to when he got hit by the car, chick comes out stilettos, toes out tiny skirt legs, all buttered up unbothered big boobs, no bra.

Speaker 3 32:07

It just comes out of the car like oops, and then everybody stands around. It was, it was her she hit him, then he's in the hospital looking like a freak or like, and then he's fine and his wife's addicted to Whatever.

Speaker 1 32:23

Any of the above listed companies in the credits with an N or a B in their name are fictitious. This work was actually done personally by Neil Breen.

Speaker 3 32:33

What were we doing naked in the latex box room? I don't know.

Speaker 1 32:37

None of it is explained. And I think what was the book book, I think. In interviews with uh, with neil, when they ask him, like you know so, what was the meaning of this, what was the meaning of this, his answer for everything is always well, I leave it up to the viewer to interpret their own meaning.

Speaker 3 32:50

Like that just means you don't have an answer, neil you just put some stuff on it pretty much I didn't think we could get much lower.

Speaker 1 32:59

No, that's a pretty lur A pretty lur the bar is pretty lur.

Speaker 3 33:07

The bar is so lur.

Speaker 2 33:10

We're done, I'm out.