Cinematic Trainwreck: Watching "Fateful Findings"

4/5/24
Botch Job Society
Episode 6 - Cinematic Trainwreck: Watching "Fateful Findings"

Hold on to your popcorn, folks; our latest episode is a whirlwind tour through Neil Breen's cinematic enigma "Fateful Findings." Imagine watching a film so perplexing, it makes "Birdemic" feel like a Hitchcock thriller – that's the kind of bizarre ride we're talking about. Picture this: a hospital scene that defies logic, intimate moments that are anything but, and a hacking subplot that's hilariously far-fetched. You'll want to join us as we share our bewilderment, and maybe you'll even find yourself agreeing that Breen's brazen attempt at filmmaking is a genre all its own.

Opening  [0:00] 
Introduction [1:20] 
Movie Begins [2:53]
Neil Gets Hit By Car [6:49]
"Where Are My Pills?" [13:32]
Backyard Barbecue Scene [20:55]
Neil Tells All [28:08]
Closing Remarks [31:21]

Transcript

Opening

Speaker 1 0:00

Botch Job Society is produced by Rock Opera Studios . Hey , it's me . I just wanted to let you know that , if you are hearing my voice right now , you can actually watch this episode on YouTube , and , trust me , for this kind of an episode , it definitely is worth watching rather than listening . So make sure to check out our YouTube channel . You can find the link on our website or you can go to youtubecom . Slash botch job society . So I've got a real doozy for you today . This is one that I have seen already , but it's been a while , so it'd be nice to reevaluate with a new lens .

Speaker 3 0:36

You have to watch me suffer through it .

Speaker 1 0:38

Oh , trust me , this one , this is one of the ones where you're it's , but it's like you like it . Okay , this one here . Let me tell you what he's a philly can you see how ?

Speaker 2 1:06

maybe it would have been a failure .

Introduction

Speaker 1 1:20

So today we're watching Fateful Findings . This is from 2013 . It's by a guy named Neil Breen , who directed , wrote and did a lot of the production work himself , which will be very obvious when you watch it .

Speaker 3 1:36

Yeah , just like the last one , yeah , okay got it .

Speaker 1 1:39

So the budget is sort of . It's not been disclosed so we don't know how much money he actually spent , but it is undeniably low budget . It was mostly shot in Las Vegas , which is where I think he lives , have you ever been to Vegas ?

Speaker 3 1:55

Yeah , yeah , a lot of strippers , I'm kidding . Family friendly here , no , I've been to Vegas . I just went , actually in January .

Speaker 1 2:04

Okay , I've never been so I .

Speaker 3 2:06

Let's go to Vegas . I'd like to go at least just once . Man on the Street live podcast in Vegas . What could possibly go wrong Right Before we get to it ?

Speaker 1 2:17

though yes .

Speaker 3 2:18

You know what the people have to do .

Speaker 1 2:20

Oh yeah , they need to go follow us on every social media platform , every social media platform , every last one .

Speaker 3 2:25

We got Facebook . We got Instagram . We got Twitter . I'll be doggone if I ever call it X . We got TikTok . What's Tom's little fake Twitter ?

Speaker 1 2:39

Oh , threads , threads . You mean Mark , mark , tom .

Speaker 3 2:42

Same . Thing .

Speaker 1 2:43

Tom was MySpace . You're right , you're right .

Speaker 3 2:46

We're coming to MySpace here pretty soon .

Speaker 2 2:48

Look out for it if you want to be in our top five Breakthrough on MySpace .

Speaker 1 2:51

Yeah ,

Movie Begins

Speaker 1 2:54

so , right off the bat , very obvious stock footage and stock music .

Speaker 3 2:59

Yeah , because this looks too good .

Speaker 1 3:01

Yeah , yeah , yeah .

Speaker 3 3:01

This looks too good to be low budget .

Speaker 1 3:03

Compared to the rest of the shots you'll be like this makes no sense . I can really see the cinematic parallels . You know the shining fateful findings .

Speaker 3 3:12

I get it . It's like a direct correlation .

Speaker 1 3:16

Oh , yeah , okay , somebody's sprinkling glitter .

Speaker 3 3:19

Yeah .

Speaker 1 3:23

That is literally somebody off camera ?

Speaker 3 3:24

just Stop , don't camera , just Stop , don't push me Stop .

Speaker 1 3:29

I don't think these children have ever run in their lives . They don't look like it . Looks like it was the first time running .

Speaker 3 3:34

Something about walking and running on camera freaks people out and they don't just do it how they would normally do it .

Speaker 1 3:40

It's like it doesn't make any sense . How did a cow end up out ?

Speaker 2 3:47

there .

Speaker 1 3:50

It is a scary movie .

Speaker 3 3:52

Oh nah , if you know me , I don't mess with them scary movies .

Speaker 2 4:07

Man Look Leah A mushroom .

Speaker 1 4:13

Look at his hands . It's magic .

Speaker 2 4:20

Whoa what Look what .

Speaker 1 4:25

I found A treasure .

Speaker 3 4:27

You didn't find it you guys were both sitting there and she's just like that's good for you .

Speaker 1 4:32

It's a magical day .

Speaker 2 4:39

You can't leave the box empty . It's bad luck .

Speaker 1 4:44

He drops a turd in the box . Jesus .

Speaker 3 4:48

What's wrong with you ? Haven't you seen Indiana Jones kid ? You gotta put something of equal weight and size .

Speaker 1 4:58

What are those ? They look like candy . It's a magical day , there's no way .

Speaker 3 5:04

There's no way . She wrote that . No , no , no , she didn't write it , but it's a magical day . There's no way .

Speaker 1 5:06

There's no way she wrote that this . No , no , no , not , she didn't write it , but it's also . It was such a magical day she had to write .

Speaker 3 5:11

It's a magical day so where'd you just pull that notebook from dear diary ?

Speaker 1 5:18

ah , back into a mushroom mushroom . I hope they explain this because mushrooms are bad okay . Hurry up , we're gonna be late , we're gonna miss the plane , don't worry . The plane's not gonna leave without us . Oh yes , it will .

Speaker 3 5:39

Oh yes , it will . Have you ever been left before in an airport ? Yeah , it's terrifying . Where's Dylan ? Um , chris , we're waiting on you .

Speaker 1 5:46

You're like oh , my God .

Speaker 3 5:49

Oh , that was cute .

Speaker 1 5:52

That's how people say goodbye . Yeah , see ya .

Speaker 3 5:56

Get in the car . Yeah , get in here .

Speaker 1 6:00

And buckle your seatbelt Sitter .

Speaker 3 6:03

Your mom used to make you feel like it was illegal to like move in the back seat .

Speaker 2 6:06

Yeah .

Speaker 3 6:06

Or like turn the little light on .

Speaker 4 6:08

Yeah .

Speaker 3 6:08

Why .

Speaker 4 6:11

I never heard from her or saw her again . Oh .

Speaker 1 6:17

My life sucks oh .

Speaker 3 6:20

Life's been hard on him since he left . He did not age . Well , what was that 40 years ago , man ?

Speaker 1 6:26

Apparently , my phone isn't making any sound to indicate that it's ringing , but I'll pick it up anyway .

Speaker 4 6:32

Hi yeah .

Speaker 3 6:37

Are you on your way home ? Yeah , okay , he didn't even respond . Yeah , just had to show that it's him she's talking to . Is

Neil Gets Hit by Car

Speaker 3 6:49

he going to get hit by a car ?

Speaker 1 6:51

Don't know , guess we'll see no shot .

Speaker 3 6:53

He's about to get hit by a car .

Speaker 1 6:54

Where did all those people come from ? Where did those shoes come from ? And then , they're gone .

Speaker 3 7:00

Oh , he's going to get hit .

Speaker 1 7:01

Yeah , dylan , oh , he's going to get hit . Yeah , that was like some mean girls getting hit by a bus kind of effects Shoot , did I hit somebody ?

Speaker 3 7:14

She's in the back seat . Why are you even getting out ? You're in the back seat .

Speaker 1 7:18

Why does it matter ? The driver's also not caring , he's just sitting there like whoop . I hit somebody oh my .

Speaker 2 7:23

God .

Speaker 3 7:25

Okay , the thing is if you just hit somebody , why are you getting out doing the sexy walk ?

Speaker 1 7:28

Yeah .

Speaker 3 7:30

Oh , this is so hot , you just totally killed him .

Speaker 1 7:35

Another one Add to the tally .

Speaker 4 7:37

Is he dead ?

Speaker 3 7:39

No , no , he's okay .

Speaker 1 7:41

It's the Rolls Royce that hit him . I saw it , I'm a witness . I saw it , I'm a witness .

Speaker 3 7:45

I saw it . Yeah , you're all right there you didn't need to see it .

Speaker 1 7:47

The Rolls Royce is right there dripping with blood , Like obviously it was the Rolls Royce .

Speaker 3 7:53

That lucky secret dice is going to keep him alive , is he ?

Speaker 1 7:57

okay , oh , the little black cube .

Speaker 3 7:58

Fateful finding . Ah , I solved the movie . It's over . He's reaching for the phone . Look , yeah , I'm here , honey . What were you saying ?

Speaker 1 8:06

Sorry , I just have a bit of a head injury .

Speaker 3 8:09

He's got a slight migraine . Grab the cube , you noob . There you go .

Speaker 1 8:16

Oh , there's the ghost fart .

Speaker 3 8:18

Now he's restored .

Speaker 1 8:25

The mask is over the bandage .

Speaker 3 8:28

That's doing nothing it's because of global warming those birds he's in critical condition unconscious and it does not look good , tell me more doctor . What's even funnier is he just sat there looking down on him yeah , and then he's in critical condition , unconscious .

Speaker 1 8:54

It's not looking good this fake crying no tears if you needed to cry on a second .

Speaker 3 9:03

You cry like if if you needed to cry on a set can you cry Like if you needed to cry for a scene .

Speaker 1 9:07

Oh , you mean like my cue ? Yeah , I probably couldn't . I could probably fake it with like Channel it man .

Speaker 3 9:11

I know I can cry right now .

Speaker 1 9:14

Do it .

Speaker 3 9:19

I don't feel like sitting here like this , for the next yeah . Excuse me oh my goodness .

Speaker 4 9:32

So we're going to take his pulse , even though he's hooked up to something that could exactly tell us his pulse .

Speaker 3 9:40

He is very weak Semi-comatose . Thank you , he just said he was unconscious .

Speaker 1 9:45

I said I thought he was fully , fully , unconscious , not comatose . Thank you , he just said he was unconscious . I said I thought he was fully unconscious , not comatose .

Speaker 3 9:48

Also , hold on Walk with me , he needs plenty of rest and quiet . I think he's got plenty of quiet .

Speaker 2 9:57

I was going to say he's comatose . That's not funny .

Speaker 3 10:02

Oh yeah kiss the bandage lady , not my cheek , that's actually exposed , but okay , so the girl moves right . I never saw her again and she's literally local . Yeah , so if you guys are such good friends , you never kept in touch and she's clearly here , yeah .

Speaker 1 10:24

Oh , you think that's her's .

Speaker 3 10:25

She has the bracelet on oh , I didn't even notice see , didn't even notice he ain't watching the movie . He ain't watching , got the details . Man , open your eye . Open your eye .

Speaker 1 10:39

You won't the timing of that was too perfect . Uh , that's not that , that's not in him at all .

Speaker 3 10:50

The cube is coursing through my veins . Release me .

Speaker 1 10:55

Yeah , it's just taped , there's no needle or anything , and the nose thing too , it's just .

Speaker 3 11:04

It's literally taped onto it that just looks like a pamper , to be honest with you it does , it does , it does .

Speaker 1 11:14

I'm just . Did he not realize that that's not ?

Speaker 3 11:17

how those things work , they have to Exactly Go in your nose bud . Exactly , exactly , go in your nose bud .

Speaker 1 11:23

Exactly . I really hope that that gown stays closed here Show .

Speaker 3 11:34

Yeah , that's what I'm talking about . Show me that butt . Is that a carpeted ?

Speaker 1 11:44

Yeah , hospitals do not have carpet .

Speaker 3 11:48

He wouldn't put his clothes back on .

Speaker 1 11:50

Is that him ?

Speaker 3 11:51

It's him .

Speaker 2 11:53

Hmm .

Speaker 3 11:55

What . You know , it's like the meme .

Speaker 1 12:13

Who's in my shower intruder ? She's awfully calm about it .

Speaker 3 12:16

Yeah , hearing the shower going , oh my god , how much is your head , holy crap why is he still bleeding , is my question .

Speaker 1 12:22

Why are there chunks coming ?

Speaker 3 12:23

off ? Why are like you're tapping your toes in it ? Yeah .

Speaker 4 12:28

What are you doing home ? You're supposed to be in a hospital . I let myself out .

Speaker 1 12:36

Please tell me , there's not more .

Speaker 3 12:40

Help me , help me .

Speaker 2 12:44

Help me .

Speaker 3 13:01

Looks like a low budget version of Batman . Hush , how many laptops , holy crap laptops .

Speaker 1 13:05

Yeah Well , he seems to be fine , so we're just going to go with it . It hurts .

Speaker 2 13:12

Leave me alone . Leave me alone , akira , akira , akira .

Speaker 3 13:28

He's knocking over every laptop he owns oh , my head I need to knock stuff over .

"Where Are My Pills?"

Speaker 3 13:32

Where are my pills ? Surely they're in your breast pocket . You know where you normally keep them . I'll get them for you nobody so far , except for maybe the doctor , none of the women in this film so far , except for maybe the doctor , none of the women in this film so far have had on a bra . This guy , neil , is a freak yeah he wants to shoot a different type of low budget film but , he didn't have the courage to see it through .

Speaker 4 14:00

I don't need these now why did you ask for them ? Where are my ?

Speaker 1 14:02

pills .

Speaker 2 14:03

I don't need them don , then why did you ask for them ?

Speaker 1 14:04

Where are my pills ?

Speaker 3 14:05

Yeah , I don't need them . Don't do that Give them to me , didn't you just put them in your pocket anyway ? What's he pouring out ?

Speaker 1 14:11

No , Please don't tell me she's going to dig them out of the toilet . Look at that , like the stains on the side of the toilet there . Could have at least scrubbed it Right . If gonna be a camera . Oh , she is gonna stick her hand in there . Oh , aren't those meant to be ? Lady , this thing controls his life .

Speaker 3 14:30

Wake up . I'm calling to you . We're in the trash bag , realm what are we ? Doing , neil ? What are we doing ?

Speaker 1 14:38

I'm the plot is .

Speaker 3 14:40

It really doesn't make any sense dr david s lee psychotherapist , every psychotherapist has a conference room .

Speaker 1 14:48

It really doesn't make any sense . Dr David S Lee , psychotherapist . Every psychotherapist has a conference room , yeah with empty chairs .

Speaker 3 14:52

Who are those for the ?

Speaker 1 14:53

other personalities . That was good that was good .

Speaker 4 14:57

I'm feeling less stable .

Speaker 1 15:01

I'm mentally ill , Okay bye See , ya , I need bye .

Speaker 3 15:06

See ya , I need that part clipped . I'm feeling less stable and just walks out .

Speaker 2 15:15

I need that .

Speaker 1 15:19

Oh , all over the paperwork , all over the laptop in your face , the hot coffee in your face , on the side of your face , that was injured . So this is the alcoholic character . So we need to show that he's an alcoholic by putting empty bottles surrounding him .

Speaker 3 15:37

You care more about that car than yeah , Sarah , because you never bang me .

Speaker 4 15:42

You would rather be drunk in here than with me .

Speaker 1 15:47

At least my car doesn't talk back Right now .

Speaker 3 15:52

Oh yeah .

Speaker 1 15:55

I still can't believe you're up and around so fast . That is amazing . It's brain damage . It's brain damage Comatose .

Speaker 3 16:11

Comatose . It's crazy .

Speaker 1 16:15

I'm hungry . I can't wait for dinner . I'm going to say that next time I'm having a party or something I'm hungry . I can't wait for dinner .

Speaker 4 16:31

I'm going to continue hacking into these government systems to see what I can find out .

Speaker 1 16:36

Who are you talking to , Neil ? Who are you talking to ?

Speaker 3 16:41

He's suddenly hacking into government systems .

Speaker 1 16:44

Yeah , it hasn't . Is he a novelist or is he hacking ? Nice , oh , you finally got some Nice side boob .

Speaker 3 16:52

It's quality side boob . I mean Good job , neil , you freak . Is he going to cry ? This is just like Hold on , I need to show you this is me . This is exactly what he feels like , dr .

Speaker 4 17:07

David S Lee , psychotherapist , we're gonna do that every time it's gonna shock the world . I've hacked into just about all the information I need . They have no idea it's gonna change the world . It's going to change the world , he's just saying this to anybody .

Speaker 1 17:27

It's not even a secret .

Speaker 4 17:30

They have no idea .

Speaker 1 17:33

I don't think they have any idea .

Speaker 3 17:37

You need to picture the guy in the corner . They don't know that I'm hacking into the systems . We all know he's hacking . He won't shut up about it .

Speaker 2 17:46

I'm done talking .

Speaker 1 17:51

Really Like oh , just throw the laptop . Screw these laptops , let's have sex , Forget all the paper .

Speaker 3 18:01

Take your top off , forget the files , forget the books , forget the hacking . At least commit to it you know they're not committed .

Speaker 1 18:09

Well , probably because she's like not into it .

Speaker 3 18:10

He should have just Hulkamania .

Speaker 2 18:16

Ow .

Speaker 1 18:16

I got a paper cut Stop Ow ow , you can tell she's really like , like , trying to be into it , but she's repulsed by this dude .

Speaker 3 18:27

The next woman I date . If we get into an argument , I fully expect you to just start trying to physically tear my shirt open . Forget about the argument , let's just rip our clothes off .

Speaker 1 18:39

Oh man , look at that kiss . That's not a kiss between a husband and wife , that's like a kiss between cousins .

Speaker 3 18:46

That's how cousins kiss . This is sponsored by Alabama , oh .

Speaker 1 18:51

So beautiful .

Speaker 3 18:53

I can taste the pills on your lips .

Speaker 1 18:57

What if you went to therapy ? And this is what it was like . Would you ever go back ? I'm gonna cancel my card . What if you went to therapy ? And this is what it was like .

Speaker 3 19:03

Would you ever go back ? It's in the wind . I'm going to cancel my card . Be careful . This will be the last time we speak .

Speaker 1 19:09

Thank you for your time . All my money is going to be transferred .

Speaker 3 19:12

She's got pills too .

Speaker 1 19:13

Everybody's popping pills , everybody's popping pills . He's a drunk , she's popping pills .

Speaker 3 19:19

I'm sorry .

Speaker 2 19:24

I just laid down , bro , what's up , I let you down .

Speaker 1 19:31

This is terrible Also can you imagine ? After an argument you sit down to apologize and she goes . You didn't let me down , I'm sorry .

Speaker 3 19:41

Let's try and start over we both got problems look at me , I'm about to take a shot , I think I think I'm beyond that now is this her like trying to be like high , or is this just how she ?

Speaker 1 20:00

acts I'm gonna get some fresh air .

Speaker 3 20:03

And another fifth of bourbon . Fine , you go . He's going to come back in and be like you're always walking around with your toes out and your boobs . I'm just kidding .

Speaker 1 20:15

It was hot at first , but I can't handle it anymore . Stop it , I can only handle so much .

Speaker 3 20:21

You're tempting me with something I can't have .

Speaker 1 20:24

Again , just Every time . Oh my god , now you're gonna come back .

Speaker 3 20:36

I'm back .

Speaker 2 20:41

Where's those pills ?

Speaker 3 20:44

That's all she wants .

Speaker 2 20:46

That's all she's trying to do . Give me the pills .

Speaker 1 20:48

She doesn't . She's not really in love with him , she's just wanting the pills .

Speaker 3 20:50

You don't love me . You want my oxy .

Backyard Barbecue Scene

Speaker 3 20:58

That grill's not even turned on .

Speaker 1 21:00

No , I'd like you to meet my fiancee , tim . It's the doctor at the hospital yeah , she's just carrying .

Speaker 3 21:22

It've been carrying for good luck .

Speaker 4 21:26

Oh , my God .

Speaker 1 21:29

It's her and I like how she has aged maybe 12 years . He's aged about 40 .

Speaker 3 21:37

It's terrible .

Speaker 1 21:43

Right in front of his wife and right in front of Tim Poor Tim .

Speaker 4 21:47

I can't believe it's you .

Speaker 3 21:50

The cube is making me hack the government .

Speaker 2 21:56

Oh , oh , oh .

Speaker 1 22:00

Here comes Tim . Well , well we're looking very special today .

Speaker 4 22:05

Get away from me , jim , you're drunk .

Speaker 1 22:08

You're drunk .

Speaker 3 22:11

Oh , come on , Jim .

Speaker 1 22:13

It's like one of those infomercial like are you tired of doing this ?

Speaker 2 22:19

And then it's like knocking stuff over .

Speaker 1 22:20

Oh yes , that's literally what he did .

Speaker 3 22:38

She's under 18 . Put this towel back on . What's wrong with you ?

Speaker 1 22:42

You can't do this , it's wrong . That's what he's going to say . Please stop , you can't do this . Pretty much , pretty much .

Speaker 3 22:54

Now , instead of just walking out when she looks into the camera he won't allow it , stay from through the drink on .

Speaker 1 23:05

Yeah yeah , yeah come on , oh yeah .

Speaker 3 23:16

I'm gonna shoot this damn car up full of holes . Oh , she's gonna shoot the car , no , no .

Speaker 2 23:23

Oh there he goes .

Speaker 3 23:27

Wait , jim Jim .

Speaker 1 23:32

You killed him .

Speaker 4 23:41

I can't believe you committed suicide . I cannot believe you committed suicide . How could you have done this ? How could you have committed suicide ? Give him the cube , the cube .

Speaker 1 23:54

Stop wiping your face . That's so gross .

Speaker 4 23:57

Goodbye friend Goodbye . I drove him to suicide .

Speaker 3 24:04

I wouldn't sleep with him . I couldn't have done anything about it .

Speaker 1 24:11

It was out of my hands , it was completely helpless .

Speaker 4 24:14

I pushed him at the barbecue Over the edge , over the edge . He wasn't a bad person .

Speaker 3 24:21

He was just horny . It's all my fault . That's how I like to be remembered . No , he wasn't a bad person . He was just horny , I'm kidding Family friendly .

Speaker 4 24:35

No more , damn books no more books .

Speaker 1 24:40

It's laptop abuse . I can't handle it . Boop , I'm taking my hand .

Speaker 3 24:50

And that was the most awkward . Like what , what ?

Speaker 1 24:53

So are they doing it in the trash bag realm ? Is that what's happening ?

Speaker 3 24:57

Doing it in the cube A Neil Breen film . Dr David S Lee , psychotherapist , doing it in the cube A Neil Breen film .

Speaker 1 25:08

Dr David S Lee , psychotherapist . She's at home like oh , with her shirt , like that .

Speaker 3 25:10

Let me just take half my shirt off and it'll make you know I need you to really feel how strung out I am . Oh , they went back to the park . Are they going to find the mushroom ?

Speaker 1 25:24

It's a magical day A mushroom . Yeah , that's how I'm feeling about this movie right now .

Speaker 3 25:33

At least Birdemic kept me captivated .

Speaker 1 25:35

Yeah , this one's getting a little boring .

Speaker 3 25:36

It had two sides of two random storylines , but you knew exactly like like I know where we're at with it . It doesn't make sense , but I get where we're going . Yeah , oh wait , no , I don't . New plot this one is also solid . Yeah , this is just like throwing stuff at a dartboard oh , oh I I am dead , his wife's dead , and he's already moved on . He's going to go home and be like , oh well .

Speaker 1 26:06

It's what I wanted . I wanted to leave you anyway .

Speaker 3 26:08

She's over there like oh no .

Speaker 1 26:11

See , they're kissing like cousins too .

Speaker 3 26:13

Because none of them want to be touched by him .

Speaker 1 26:15

He's kissing them all .

Speaker 3 26:18

You imagine that poor like 18 , 19-year year ? Old had to pretend like she was like how you doing . In her head she's like Take your top off .

Speaker 1 26:34

Let's do it in front of the mushroom , pull them titties out in the woods and she's like you , pull your titties out in the woods .

Speaker 3 26:40

Now we both got our titties out in the woods . Now we both got our titties out in the woods . Emily , emily , I was just banging in the woods . No , my wife , emily , now he's gonna call Amy she killed herself .

Speaker 4 27:03

Wake up .

Speaker 1 27:04

Wake up , she's dead come on , wake up , shake it off you got this all this time I haven't , and there he goes I've hacked into the most secret government and corporate nobody , nobody knows , nobody Don't tell anyone .

Speaker 3 27:24

The last one I told died .

Speaker 1 27:26

So tread lightly , so watch out .

Speaker 3 27:30

This is the longest movie ever because it doesn't make sense .

Speaker 1 27:35

These shots are just boring . What are we doing ?

Speaker 3 27:37

Anybody that can explain to me what this movie is about and make it make sense , I'll give you $1,000 cash . Yes , hello , secret governments . It's time I'm here to expose your secrets and no one knows that it's me , Dylan . Dr Andrea is no longer here . Yes , she is .

Speaker 1 27:59

Looks like she is , oh , she's gonna .

Neil Tells All

Speaker 4 28:16

I want to be honest with all of you . I've been hacking into government and corporate systems all over the country .

Speaker 1 28:23

The Neobreen press conference .

Speaker 3 28:26

All over the world , all over the world , and nobody knows .

Speaker 1 28:31

So don't tell anyone .

Speaker 4 28:33

What I have found will shock you .

Speaker 3 28:36

Hacking has never seen a hacker like me . He's got the cube . He's about to blow up this white house .

Speaker 1 28:44

Ah yes , let's see what he has to say .

Speaker 2 28:46

He has to say .

Speaker 4 28:47

He's hacked us . Yes , here are the files and supporting documents . You're a liar . No , it's the cube . And supporting truths the factual documents . I'm afraid of going to prison . They now know my crimes .

Speaker 1 29:10

Here he goes .

Speaker 3 29:11

Here he goes . Oh , my God oh .

Speaker 4 29:15

I am resigning today as your senator Out of the country .

Speaker 1 29:21

How's he going to off himself ? Many of fellow incompetent senators must resign , now also yes .

Speaker 4 29:30

Kill yourselves , all of you , by release .

Speaker 1 29:35

How's he going to kill himself ? Goodbye , goodbye , in front of all of you to kill himself .

Speaker 4 29:49

Goodbye in front of all of you . Today I am submitting my resignation as congresswoman . Come on , brother insurance companies are about to be indicted for crimes we've committed .

Speaker 3 30:00

Why are you talking like that ? You're making us look bad , you just want to take a nap .

Speaker 4 30:10

Let's just go to bed . It's like you just found , oh my God .

Speaker 3 30:16

You just found a way to draw this out in the longest possible way . I know ?

Speaker 1 30:20

Well , probably because he's like oh , this movie is only about 60 minutes .

Speaker 3 30:25

Let's flesh this out .

Speaker 4 30:28

You now have all the truths , the real truth . Yeah , yeah .

Speaker 1 30:36

That's how I'm feeling On your own . It's our only hope for the future , and they lived happily ever after .

Speaker 3 30:51

Come on , man Take your top off .

Speaker 1 30:56

I wish I could make a shirt with that quote on it , because that is the best . Ah , yes , my work is done . They're just going to go live in the woods for the rest of their lives , see ya .

Speaker 3 31:10

Bye , but wait , there's more . There's still 20 minutes of footage left .

Speaker 1 31:14

Imagine Well , it's probably going to be a shot that lasts forever , maybe not ?

Closing Remarks

Speaker 3 31:22

Oh , thank God .

Speaker 1 31:22

Okay .

Speaker 3 31:24

This was a terrible movie .

Speaker 1 31:25

Yeah .

Speaker 3 31:26

This made Birdemic actually look decent Like an .

Speaker 1 31:31

Oscar winning film .

Speaker 3 31:32

Like Birdemic was terrible because , well , the acting was bad and the dirty feet and the poorly used graphics .

Speaker 1 31:40

Yeah .

Speaker 3 31:40

But at least like first half of the movie flowed and made sense . It was goofy but it made sense . Yeah , threw in the plot twist . The second half made sense . They just didn't connect at all yeah not a single thing in this made sense I don't nope a car hit . If you go back to when he got hit by the car , chick comes out stilettos , toes out tiny skirt legs , all buttered up unbothered big boobs , no bra .

Speaker 3 32:07

It just comes out of the car like oops , and then everybody stands around . It was , it was her she hit him , then he's in the hospital looking like a freak or like , and then he's fine and his wife's addicted to Whatever .

Speaker 1 32:23

Any of the above listed companies in the credits with an N or a B in their name are fictitious . This work was actually done personally by Neil Breen .

Speaker 3 32:33

What were we doing naked in the latex box room ? I don't know .

Speaker 1 32:37

None of it is explained . And I think what was the book book , I think . In interviews with uh , with neil , when they ask him , like you know so , what was the meaning of this , what was the meaning of this , his answer for everything is always well , I leave it up to the viewer to interpret their own meaning .

Speaker 3 32:50

Like that just means you don't have an answer , neil you just put some stuff on it pretty much I didn't think we could get much lower .

Speaker 1 32:59

No , that's a pretty lur A pretty lur the bar is pretty lur .

Speaker 3 33:07

The bar is so lur .

Speaker 2 33:10

We're done , I'm out .