"As Seen on TV" Hall of Shame

05/10/2024
Botch Job Society
Episode 8: "As Seen on TV" Hall of Shame 

Ever wondered if those "As Seen on TV" products are as life-changing as the perky hosts in khaki pants claim? Well, wonder no more! Join us on this episode as we dive into the wild and often disastrous world of products that promise miracles but deliver... nightmares.

[00:00] - Intro
[00:59] - What We're Doing
[01:46] - 1- Mighty Sign Glasses
[06:07] - 2 - Perfect Smile Veneers
[11:14] - 3 - Yummy Can Bacon Maker
[17:14] - 4 - Handy Peel Gloves
[22:21] - 5 - Sink Dishwasher
[24:05] - 6 - Epi-Smooth Hair Epilator
[26:44] - 7 - It's Nothing
[28:51] - 8 - Shake Weight

Transcript

Intro

Speaker 1 0:19

BOTCH JOB SOCIETY channel. You can find the link on our website or you can go to youtubecom. Slash at botch job society this looks.

Speaker 2 0:28

That looks a great. That looks like a good shot. No, it's great. Did a good job, okay. No, I had the professional on the phone and I'm like how does this look?

Speaker 4 0:38

he's like no, change it, I'm like, okay, okay, sorry, yes, sir.

Speaker 3 1:02

This one here. Let me tell you what he's a failure.

Speaker 1 1:08

Can you see how?

Speaker 2 1:09

maybe it would have been a failure. So today we are exploring the world of as seen on TV products Because, as you know, these things often do not turn out to be what the infomercial claims them to be. So it'll be fun to explore it and see whether they are actually good or if they're actually bad. I have a feeling they're all going to be pretty bad.

Speaker 3 1:40

Should have got that little like magic ball. You remember that one.

Mighty Sight Glasses

Speaker 2 1:43

It was like oh, you can keep the Fushigi ball yeah.

Speaker 4 1:46

Fushigi Fushigi Fushigi Fushigi Fushigi Fushigi Fushigi Fushigi Fushigi Fushigi Fushigi Fushigi Fushigi.

Speaker 3 2:03

It's nonsense, the web somewhere? Yeah, we'll look into it. Yeah, let's see here Something good, something good. This box feels like it's bad. No, but there's two. Ok, yeah, yeah, yeah, mighty Sight, deluxe, coating Mail, or oh, that has nothing to do with what's in the box. Okay, I don't even remember what this is oh yeah.

Speaker 1 2:38

I think I remember.

Speaker 3 2:40

Oh, are these the driving glasses? Close.

Speaker 4 2:47

Yeah, are these the driving glasses close?

Speaker 3 2:51

Yeah, what are these for?

Speaker 4 3:00

Holy cow, how do?

Speaker 2 3:03

you.

Speaker 3 3:05

Don't tell me they have to charge. Oh, there's lights in them. Oh, do they have to charge first? There is a little thing in here.

Speaker 2 3:14

Yeah, there's a cable. Oh, they have to charge first.

Speaker 3 3:18

Well, I tell you what you know. We'll charge them for a couple minutes.

Speaker 2 3:21

Take out another product and, first of all, oh, I didn't realize they were magn first of all. Oh, I didn't realize they were magnified yeah. Oh, I didn't realize.

Speaker 3 3:27

So I put them on. I'm like what's going on here?

Speaker 2 3:29

Hello. Also, I really hope this is meant to be for close-up things, because if I look over there I don't see anything.

Speaker 3 3:37

Yeah, if you were working with your hands.

Speaker 2 3:40

Also, this wouldn't even work with other glasses, would it?

Speaker 3 3:43

No, you can't put these on top of other glasses.

Speaker 2 3:44

No, but can you see out of?

Speaker 3 3:46

them. It's like looking at myself. I want to die. My eyes really hurt. That's how I feel every day.

Speaker 5 3:58

When you need to see up close, do you squint and strain and without enough look, it's more of a pain.

Speaker 2 4:04

Then you need MightySight. I got. Everybody always has a giant smile on their face, yeah.

Speaker 3 4:09

Wow, I can paint this little pony.

Speaker 5 4:11

MightySight gives you instant 160% magnification.

Speaker 4 4:14

What do you think he was?

Speaker 2 4:15

looking at.

Speaker 4 4:16

And brings prescription labels up close, and clear, look closer.

Speaker 3 4:20

I feel like if you need those in your own house, like to get to your medicine cabinet, maybe you should just buy a lamp, turn the light on.

Speaker 2 4:27

You're in the bathroom, mm-hmm I love every time they do the black and white footage.

Speaker 3 4:33

You cannot, it's showing her wearing a mask. I also have a big head, yeah, so Maybe I can't do that, just reach for Mighty Sight there's nothing like, nothing like. You need those glasses to put that on.

Speaker 2 4:45

I was gonna say yeah some of these examples Like come on. Some of these examples are a little far-fetched.

Speaker 5 4:52

But wait, but wait.

Speaker 2 4:56

Alright, so we have the glasses here and they are charged and ready to go. I'm gonna put them on and test them out.

Speaker 3 5:03

Let's do it, ready to do some reading. I don't like the way they feel already and ready to go. I'm gonna put them on, test them out. Let's do it, ready to do some reading. I don't like the way they feel already. I don't like how they feel on my face and I also like I probably look stupid to you, hey, I can't tell how I look. I can't see no, but like you're super clear.

Speaker 2 5:19

I can barely even see you Like you're a little blurry, your eyes are like gray Now under the glass.

Speaker 3 5:24

ah, let's do some reading, man. Oh, you're not gonna turn the light on.

Speaker 4 5:29

That's the light.

Speaker 2 5:31

Yeah, let's turn your light doesn't work. Oh, there it goes right.

Speaker 3 5:33

No, that's me. Oh Well, this is a sham, All right. Well, that's fine.

Speaker 2 5:40

I just want to have a light on. I guess Cool, turn the lights off, pew. Oh, you look like an alien, jarvis. You look like an alien on camera.

Speaker 3 5:57

Greetings, earthlings.

Speaker 4 5:59

No fish.

Speaker 1 6:00

This actually kind of hurts to read.

Perfect Smile Veneers

Speaker 2 6:03

Need some light. I don't see how it could be any better than just like normal readers, cause if you weren't sitting in a spot where you can't see clearly, you know what I mean. Like these are pretty bright.

Speaker 4 6:17

Yeah, they're really bright.

Speaker 3 6:19

Well, that probably looks weird. I can't tell I feel like I look like some type of freak Yep.

Speaker 2 6:40

I'm so excited for this. I'm so excited for these. What the heck? This is the Instant Smile Comfort Fit Veneers that if you have ugly jacked up teeth or you don't like the feeling of freshly brushed, minty, fresh breath, just wear these instead.

Speaker 5 7:08

Are you embarrassed about your broken, crooked and missing teeth? Do you hide your smile because you're ashamed of what's?

Speaker 4 7:15

No, I can't go out like this.

Speaker 5 7:18

Introducing Perfect Smile the amazing removal.

Speaker 2 7:21

It's funny because every single person ends up looking at exact same.

Speaker 4 7:30

Yes, they have the same teeth. Perfect smile fits right over your existing teeth to you.

Speaker 2 7:39

And everybody's gonna be talking like you know, hey, how's it going.

Speaker 4 7:43

Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 7:43

How do they get so bad? Yeah, oh man, peggy, put the crack down. There's no way your teeth get that bad without drugs.

Speaker 5 7:52

Look how big they look. I know, you look like.

Speaker 3 7:58

Steve Harvey, Mr. Potato wine, dust teeth.

Speaker 5 8:02

I wear these when I'm going out, when I'm eating out.

Speaker 3 8:05

When I'm eating out. You can't eat with those in.

Speaker 2 8:07

I know, stop it, mark. Oh, I'm glad that they met. You know, at least it's not a surprise when they go home and she's like all right. I have to tell you something.

Speaker 1 8:17

He's like what?

Speaker 3 8:18

Me too, and their son is like what? The?

Speaker 4 8:22

dog.

Speaker 3 8:22

Oh.

Speaker 2 8:25

Oh, their son is like what the dog are we gonna need some like tongs or something to grab them out of the hot water? You think?

Speaker 3 8:32

be a man okay maybe don't say it Alright.

Speaker 2 8:44

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, they're stickin' they're stickin'.

Speaker 3 8:47

They're stickin', oh no.

Speaker 2 8:49

How are you supposed to clean it? I think you can get it off with cold water.

Speaker 3 8:54

I'm stickin' to my fingers. Oh, look at that. How do you do this? It's not really working.

Speaker 2 9:04

You're supposed to like it feels so fresh on your teeth but it hurts. Does it Like to freshen my teeth like that? You're gonna be like behind your teeth.

Speaker 4 9:24

It doesn't work they did work for me.

Speaker 2 9:52

I'm going to let them talk with you.

Speaker 4 9:53

You can't.

Speaker 2 9:58

Hey, how you doing. Dennis looks like. Hello, that looks like.

Speaker 3 10:09

Hello. No, these are. These don't work. No, no.

Speaker 2 10:14

I'm having to suck them onto my teeth.

Speaker 3 10:17

You can always Just keep talking like this. You look great. No, I don't.

Speaker 4 10:24

Yeah, you look great. Oh, I don't. Yeah, you look creepy Hello.

Speaker 2 10:34

Yeah, I don't think these work very well at all. Not only are they not convincing, yeah, like how.

Speaker 3 10:42

What am I supposed to do? Was I supposed to bite into the white man? Is that what am I supposed to do? Was I supposed to bite into the white thing? Is that what you're supposed to do?

Speaker 2 10:47

The like goopy adhesive stuff doesn't stay. I remember that it hurts too. No, I'm done. Put it in my little carrying case.

Speaker 4 11:09

I don't like that face.

Speaker 2 11:15

I'm done. This is horrible. I like it so.

Speaker 3 11:22

I do carry.

Speaker 2 11:23

You can't have any dignity wearing these.

Speaker 3 11:26

So how'd you oh?

Speaker 2 11:27

oh no, now you can see my horrible teeth.

Speaker 4 11:30

No, the holes, I don't even Louis the holes.

Speaker 3 11:40

Alright, it's your turn. Oh, it is my turn.

Speaker 4 11:44

It is your turn I.

Speaker 3 11:44

It is my turn, it is your turn. I already saw this, but Ugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg, and it apparently is going to make us nice, crispy, yummy bacon.

Speaker 1 12:07

It's fast and yummy and comes in a can. It's not what you think, it's bacon, bacon. Huh, no one likes slaving over a hot pan.

Speaker 3 12:20

I will say, cooking bacon in a pan sometimes is scary yeah because of the splatter.

Speaker 1 12:25

Place your bacon strips on the specially designed vertical rack, Then pop it in the microwave.

Speaker 5 12:30

But like anything that is cooked in the microwave, it never comes out crispy or good, it's just artificial, it's just cooked, cook and pour for yummy bacon without the chore.

Speaker 3 12:43

I prefer to drink my bacon grease.

Speaker 2 12:47

Here's the thing, Necessity is the mother of invention. What problem is this really solving?

Speaker 3 12:52

Because, if you really don't like cooking on the stove top, throw it in the oven.

Speaker 5 12:57

I would say that throw it in the oven.

Speaker 2 13:00

I would say that's better than the microwave.

Speaker 5 13:02

Yeah, yummy Can makes all this and can be yours for just $19.99 through this special TV offer. I did get this cheaper than $19.99.

Speaker 3 13:12

I call that a bargain buy what's yummy, quick and comes in a can.

Speaker 1 13:17

Bacon, not what you think.

Speaker 3 13:21

It's not soda pop, it's bacon there.

Speaker 5 13:24

oh there it is there, it is.

Speaker 3 13:26

Yeah, I gotta get under that. All right, you try, that's fine, just rip it. Yeah, he's a man, there's tape on all of this.

Speaker 4 13:31

Yeah, I'm gonna try it. I'm gonna try it, I yeah.

Speaker 3 13:40

He's a man. There's tape on all sides. Come on, there you go. Yeah, you can take a hold of that, I'm gonna whip out this bake hand.

Speaker 2 13:55

To avoid danger of suffocation or choking, keep plastic bags away from babies and children. Refer to cooking chart. Okay.

Speaker 4 14:12

You good, that's a swap. Yep, I hate cooking.

Speaker 2 14:23

I hate cooking. That's why, yep, I hate that this part. They just designed it to look like a can for no reason. Also, why a can? Why does it need to be a can, cuz it must be.

Speaker 3 14:36

I also love when they include how many watts your microwave is. Yeah, I don't know. I'll give you $5 right now if you can tell me. You know the exact amount of watts your microwave is. I see a wild Louie in the background. Wait for it. There he is. No, I couldn't tell you If you held a gun to my head how many watts. Yeah, I wouldn't know. I'm dying that night All right.

Speaker 2 14:57

so we have taken the liberty of pre-prepping the yummy can bacon and we're gonna put it in the microwave. And it's a mushroom, it's a magical day.

Speaker 4 15:11

It's a magical day.

Speaker 2 15:13

All right. So we pretty much just put this on top, seal it shut and carry it over to the microwave. Now for a full can, it recommends seven minutes.

Speaker 3 15:36

And now we wait for the bacon.

Speaker 2 15:39

Three, two, one. All right, I'm assuming it's going to be hot, that's safe.

Speaker 3 15:46

I'm going to pull it out and bacon grease is going to spill all over you.

Speaker 2 15:49

There's like grease on the platter. I see it bubbling out of the thing.

Speaker 3 15:54

Oh no, Can you hear that? What do you?

Speaker 2 15:56

need. Can you put, like a paper towel, down on the on the island?

Speaker 4 16:11

Yeah, oh.

Speaker 2 16:18

Okay, how am I supposed to open this?

Speaker 3 16:23

The bacon doesn't look terrible, yeah, how long should?

Speaker 2 16:29

you like, let it rest. It says like a minute, but we probably can just eat it now.

Speaker 3 16:34

Just cause it's hot, get it while it's hot. Yep, get that good bacon.

Speaker 2 16:42

You want a plate? Oh sure, thank you.

Speaker 3 16:48

And now we put the bacon onto the plate.

Speaker 2 16:51

Is it hot?

Speaker 3 16:55

I mean it's warm, but it's not unbearably hot.

Speaker 2 17:00

I mean, I guess it's a good thing we're not eating the grease that is hot.

Speaker 3 17:05

Those little pockets where it folds.

Speaker 2 17:06

I think retain a lot of that heat.

Handy Peel Gloves

Speaker 3 17:08

I'm just going to go for it. Oh, it's hard. It said crispy, it's a little rubbery. That's the waste of good bacon. Yeah, it's not a pleasant cook. No.

Speaker 2 17:29

I don't like the. It's too hard and too crunchy.

Speaker 3 17:31

Oh that's what we're about here. Certified botch Nope.

Speaker 4 17:38

Alright Pleasure.

Speaker 3 17:44

I bet you this isn't better than the yummy bacon. Can the yummy canned bacon? Probably not.

Speaker 2 17:53

Oh yeah, are there two of them? No just one, but for a reason. Wow, are there two of them? No just one, but for a reason. Now, before we watch the infomercial, I wanna know if you have any ideas what this could be.

Speaker 3 18:08

Some sort of glove. What are you wiping with this? Why is it so textured? Why is there no English on this thing? Tell me what this is. Yeah, this might be another knockoff. It looks like the inside of a Butterfinger. That's what this glove looks like. It's not what I would describe but, like you, ate a whole bag of Cheetos by yourself. Yeah, what is this? Yeah, I need an infomercial.

Speaker 5 18:38

Are you tired of peel, peel, peeling potatoes? Stop. Stop Introducing Handy Peel, the quick and easy way to prepare a meal. Pick a raw potato, hold under the water, then. This is for lazy people all at the same time for a pile of perfectly peeled potatoes. It's that easy. The secret is the Handy Peel's molded rubbing nubs that grip and cleanly peel the skin. Old fashioned peeling is hard and wasteful. With Handy Peel you just rub, peel and scrub. Sweet potatoes are really hard to peel with a knife. Ouch, that hurts.

Speaker 2 19:12

Who uses a knife, though who isn't using a peeler.

Speaker 3 19:16

Hey, sometimes life gets hard. But what I went and did when I got tired of that knife was I went and bought a peeler, because I said this is dumb, exactly, but I would never use a glove.

Speaker 2 19:26

Yeah, Handy peel is perfect for carrots.

Speaker 5 19:31

That was an image.

Speaker 3 19:32

If I walk in the kitchen and you're in here like, yeah, I got carrots and potatoes, you want a carrot?

Speaker 2 19:37

How about some corn?

Speaker 5 19:38

With no strings attached. Amazing.

Speaker 2 19:40

No strings attached. Yeah, I don't like the feeling of this. I really don't want to touch it anymore, to be honest, it feels slimy. Yeah.

Speaker 3 19:50

And then the crust itself. You know those, the chicken sticks and quick chips. That's what this looks like.

Speaker 2 19:59

You hear that I don't wanna get that Should.

Speaker 3 20:04

I put in this glove on. Think about it. Come on, oj, I told you earlier.

Speaker 2 20:12

Should I juxtapose you with a picture of what was his pose?

Speaker 4 20:19

He was like yeah, he was just like hmm, Not fitting.

Speaker 2 20:26

If the glove doesn't fit you must acquit yeah so. I went to the store the other day. Does it really not fit?

Speaker 3 20:34

fully on your hand. No, it literally cannot Holy crap Fully on your hand. No, it literally cannot Holy crap. I told you I got big hands.

Speaker 4 20:44

Yeah, I don't like it. I don't like how it feels or sounds.

Speaker 3 20:53

Nope, you're losing nubs too.

Speaker 2 20:54

Yeah, it's gonna go all over my floor, all right. Well, we're gonna have to test these out, see if they actually work. I feel like they will but I don't think I would prefer this over just using a peeler. Yeah, they don't smell too great. So since these don't fit, you looks like I'm gonna be the one testing them out. All right, got my potato here at the sink and get it nice and wet.

Speaker 4 21:27

All right.

Speaker 3 21:33

It's not doing anything. You're just rubbing the potato, it's not doing anything. It's not doing anything. You're just rubbing a potato, it's not doing anything.

Speaker 2 21:42

Okay, maybe a little bit.

Speaker 3 21:45

You're not rubbing hard enough. Yeah, there you go, get in there.

Speaker 2 21:50

Rub that potato. This is way more effort than just peeling a potato. This like hurts. I don't see how this is. And you can't get like the-, the little crevices. Yeah, I mean, unless you get your thumb, but then there's not enough. I can't exert enough pressure.

Sink Dishwasher

Speaker 3 22:09

I think the thought is that you'll just wear enough potato down with the gloves that you'll just gloss over those spots and make it smooth. No, no, okay, more of the story. I won with zero effort involved, you okay.

Speaker 2 22:24

No, you got a little bit of a peel, yeah, but not enough to where it hurts to use. I could go slow. No, I'm not. I'm in too big of a hurry.

Speaker 3 22:37

I need my potatoes now. I need them now. Certified botch Is it my turn? You pulled out the gloves, it's my turn, are you sure?

Speaker 2 22:52

Yeah, oh, okay, this one will be interesting. What you can't read Japanese, Go on, give us your best attempt. This will come back to haunt you in 10 years.

Speaker 3 23:12

Cancel. Culture will not catch me. Okay, there's some sticky component involved. I'll tell you exactly what it is.

Speaker 2 23:18

Oh, no, no, no, you pull it out and see if you can tell me what it is.

Speaker 3 23:27

It's got some sort of propeller. It does say dishwasher thing in here.

Speaker 2 23:35

Yeah, so it is a sink dishwasher. A sink dishwasher, you fill your sink up with water and then you put your dirty dishes in the sink. And then you put that in the sink and it's supposed to agitate the water to clean your dishes.

Speaker 4 23:52

What's the apple for I?

Speaker 2 23:54

think it's a. That's how it. Oh yeah, that's how it sticks to the side of the sink. Oh, so you do that.

Epi-Smooth Hair Epilator

Speaker 3 24:04

This. They call this a sucker-fitting, double-sided magic sucker.

Speaker 2 24:12

That's my nickname in high school. I'm joking, joking, joking.

Speaker 1 24:15

We forgot to do the demo it didn't work LOL.

Speaker 2 24:28

Um, I don't know how many we have left. I think maybe two or three we might be close to the end.

Speaker 3 24:32

here we had some fun stuff.

Speaker 2 24:41

It is a body, a face or body hair remover epilator. I didn't know what that was. I was looking at it. Yeah, it looks like something else, but Look at Louie looking at the picture.

Speaker 3 24:57

He is not taking his eyes off their bacon.

Speaker 2 24:59

Can you can?

Speaker 3 24:59

you, can you uh Swing at the light, louis? Okay, that's the dementia, Poor guy. So facial and body, hair Facial and body hair epilator.

Speaker 2 25:14

Oh does this need to be charged too. Oh no.

Speaker 3 25:21

How does that work?

Speaker 2 25:21

What are these? So let's read the instructions, shall we? Hey man, oh yeah, Something for you to play with. No, no, no, Alrighty, oh, does it just magnetically attach? Oh, no, turn the head anti-clockwise and lift it. Oh, how'd you do that? Oh, I didn't take the cap off, I see.

Speaker 4 25:48

Thanks, do a real quote.

Speaker 2 25:54

So you can make me look stupid, all right. Well, this seems like pretty straightforward, don't you think? Yeah, are you gonna do it? Yeah, I'll do it on my arm. This is probably gonna really hurt.

Speaker 3 26:09

That's why I'm like I don't know, I don't really have a lot of arm hair. Yeah for science.

Speaker 2 26:19

All right.

Speaker 4 26:21

Don't do that, alright.

It's Nothing

Speaker 2 26:30

It's not really working. It doesn't hurt or anything. Well, it's kinda working. Yeah, you can see there's a bald spot there. It's not very good, though it's kind of working. Yeah, you can see there's a bald spot there. It's not very good, though it's not very efficient. Oh, I was wanting it to hurt.

Speaker 3 26:49

Got a masochist over here. No, just for the views.

Speaker 2 26:54

What'll that do? Yeah, that was kind of small, fits the criteria. That's a little. Oh yes, it's nothing. Can you explain to us how to use it?

Speaker 3 27:38

What am I to do with this?

Speaker 2 27:41

Well, there's instructions on that. It's better than something, maybe instructions.

Speaker 3 27:44

How do you use it? Prepare your mind and body for nothing to happen. Carefully extract nothing from packaging. Enjoy the relief of feeling absolutely nothing. I didn't need to pay for this because I feel it every day when I wake up. It's kind of heavy. I didn't need to pay for this because I feel it every day when I wake up. It's kind of heavy. Oh, let me see.

Speaker 4 28:04

Geez ow.

Speaker 3 28:05

Holy crap, it's the burden of existing. You're feeling there.

Speaker 2 28:10

It's a little heavier for me than for you, I think.

Speaker 3 28:14

This is so stupid. Where did you find this? Now it's on Amazon. This better not have cost more than like 10 cents, 20 bucks, 20 bucks, you serious.

Speaker 2 28:28

Yeah, for nothing.

Shake Weight

Speaker 3 28:29

What would you do with this? It also comes in grape. I don't know if you can get in on that. That says fresh from nature, pure nothing, 100%. What are we doing here? Nothing is easy, nothing is possible, nothing will make you feel more alive. Hey, at least it's peanut free and sugar free, yeah, and emotion free. I felt like it couldn't be anything, because when I grabbed it, all I felt was the inside of the circle and it was flat and I'm like there's nothing.

Speaker 3 29:01

What is this? I hope I didn't break it. Nothing was lost. Our grand finale, guys. As seen on TV products, this one's the big one. I just know it. This is a classic.

Speaker 2 29:22

This is the one that I feel Is the pinnacle of, as seen on TV, products that do absolutely nothing should have got a ShamWow or a chop it. I Thought about getting the, the slap chop. Yes, let's chop yeah.

Speaker 3 29:37

Watch this.

Speaker 2 29:39

You're gonna be slapping your nuts all day. That's what he says.

Speaker 3 29:49

Oh yeah, this box has been through it. Huh yeah, not the most appealing packaging. This will help date our viewers a little bit.

Speaker 2 30:03

Yeah, if you remember seeing the Shake Weight on TV, let us know. And if you have no idea what it is, go, educate yourself.

Speaker 3 30:09

If you have no idea what it is, you clearly were born mid, like maybe 2010. Yeah, if you, this came out around the time we were in like middle in high school.

Speaker 1 30:22

so at least 2009, 10, 11, somewhere, yeah this is not a workout, this is a revolution.

Speaker 2 30:31

This is this it's the slow more shots that just are not what is that?

Speaker 4 30:39

Okay, I'm good Ah.

Speaker 2 30:42

Do they really need to put in the sound effects?

Speaker 1 30:46

To totally redefine strength training as you shake the weights at each end.

Speaker 2 30:52

It's so bizarre it almost feels like it's a parody, but it's not.

Speaker 3 30:57

It's hard to believe this is real. What's crazy is. I vividly remember watching this commercial and thinking what? Because they went and got all the beefiest guys they could find to be like dude, try it, try it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 31:09

I go, ok, it's science fact, you get ripped, defined and stronger, fast, fast.

Speaker 3 31:17

You're skeptical.

Speaker 2 31:19

And I figured I was gonna come down here. They said it was a two to three minute challenge and I brought some of the strongest guys I know down here.

Speaker 3 31:27

I like that they had to put it in front of, like the little Navy boat. Yeah, just so you know, like this is legit, these are legit tough guys.

Speaker 2 31:34

So does this look manly enough? No, we need to make it manlier. Let's increase the manliness.

Speaker 1 31:39

Six minutes and the faster you shake, the more intense and challenging a workout Think you can handle it Sh sh shake way.

Speaker 3 31:57

Oh God, this Did it come with a DVD, oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 31:59

This Did it come with a DVD. Oh my gosh that's old.

Speaker 3 32:02

Is there an?

Speaker 2 32:03

instructional tape in here. Congratulations on your purchase of the Shake Weight. Yeah, something smells.

Speaker 4 32:10

Let me see this it's a bubble wrap.

Speaker 2 32:12

Okay, well, it's a DVR that's been burned. This doesn't look like an official Shake Weight that's been burned. This doesn't look like an official Shake rate Do?

Speaker 4 32:27

you see that.

Speaker 2 32:28

It's just like somebody's burned, Like we need to put this in and see if it does anything. It's a sex tape.

Speaker 3 32:33

Doesn't feel like it shakes the same as it did on TV? Sure looks the same. I feel like it shakes the same as it did on TV. Sure looks the same. Shout out Jersey Shore man. Work on your fist bumps.

Speaker 2 32:45

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's really not that heavy. It's what? Five pounds it's not very heavy. I don't feel any different.

Speaker 3 32:57

She's just so effortless like, yeah, this is dumb. You feel all the different contractions they talk about? Not really. No, oh, you gotta do five more minutes. Six minute workout Timelapse. I don't think there was ever a chance that it wasn't going to fail.

Speaker 2 33:21

I don't think there was ever a chance that it wasn't going to fail.

Speaker 4 33:23

It's just the pinnacle of stupidity. Gotta keep that elbow tight, you know?

Speaker 2 33:28

Yeah, dumb, just go to the gym. Just go to the gym.

Speaker 3 33:32

Honestly, I'm not seeing what the Because the money that you spent on this.

Speaker 4 33:37

That was one month of your gym membership.

Speaker 3 33:38

That was one month of your gym membership exactly, Exactly. Because you know that. But if you pay one month and you have this for a lifetime, yeah, but it's gonna.

Speaker 4 33:45

That's the Shake.

Speaker 3 33:45

Weight.

Speaker 2 33:46

Badass Guarantee or whatever it was.

Speaker 3 33:48

It's gonna sit in a closet, the Ironclad Tough Guy Guarantee yeah.

Speaker 2 33:52

It's gonna sit in a closet unused.

Speaker 3 33:54

I don't think I know any men that bought a shake weight. I think guys would just do no because of the motion.

Speaker 2 34:00

Yeah, it's a little, they wouldn't get caught doing anything like that.

Speaker 4 34:02

It's a little sus.

Speaker 2 34:05

Yeah that was fun though.

Speaker 3 34:06

Yeah, we had a good time.

Speaker 2 34:08

Well, before we leave, why don't you tell everybody where they can find us and what they should be doing right now?

Speaker 3 34:15

First thing you should do before you go anywhere else, because I know how it is sometimes. You're just watching YouTube. You're not really thinking about it Right here, about this area. Click that thumbs up, like this video. Matter of fact might be closer to this side actually. Also, make sure you hit that subscribe button. In addition to the subscribe button, click the bell so you can get all the notifications about when we post. But, most importantly, after you do all of that on YouTube, you know what they need to do. Pull out your phone. Open up Instagram. Look up Botch Job Society. Follow it. Close that. Pull up Twitter. Look up Botch Job Society, follow it. Close that. Actually, while you're there, put on notifications for both of them, because you're going to want to know, you're going to want to stay tuned. You can open up Reels. No, reels is part of Instagram. You can open up Threads. That's the stupid thing that they're pushing. We're on there too, because why not? We need our audiences. Tiktok, we're there Anywhere you can think about, at Botch Job Society.

Speaker 5 35:21

You need to follow us because why wouldn Weenie? I'll hurt you. I've been using Shake.

Speaker 4 35:25

Weenie Getting pretty strong. Oh yeah, oh yeah, how do you look?

Speaker 3 35:44

Oh well, there goes that Support your local as Seen on TV product Go buy some merch, get out of here, man Bye.