Botch Job Society

Purple Pain: Watching "The Amazing Bulk"

• Ramero Starks and Chris Brueggeman • Season 1 • Episode 9

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05/24/2024
Botch Job Society
Episode 9: Purple Pain: Watching "The Amazing Bulk"


Ever found yourself inexplicably drawn to a movie so bad, it's good? Well, buckle up, because we're about to take you on a rollercoaster ride through the wonderfully wacky world of "The Amazing Bulk." Our latest podcast episode peels back the curtain on this low-budget spectacle that's a blatant spoof of Marvel's Hulk.  From the bewildering CGI to the perplexing plot, join us as we navigate through a mugging on a CGI subway, a couch doubling as a crime scene, and a Neil Breen-esque moment that'll leave you scratching your head in delight. 

[0:00] - Intro
[0:18] - Opening
[0:53] - Movie Introduction
[3:32] - Movie Begins
[5:40] - The Bulk Appears
[12:42] - Two Weirdos Enter
[14:22] - WTF
[18:36] - The Bulk is Born
[21:20] - Hank is Questioned
[24:02] - Best Part of the Movie!
[25:51] - Hank is Captured
[28:00] - WTF Pt. 2
[29:54] - 😳
[35:23] - Movie Finally Over
[36:12] - Closing

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Intro

Speaker 1

Bodge Top Society is produced by Rock Opera Studios .

Speaker 2

Love it . Oh yeah , that's a good slate .

Opening

Speaker 3

You know that's going to be the intro now .

Speaker 2

This one here . Let me tell you what he's a failure , can you see ?

Speaker 1

how maybe it would have been a failure .

Movie Introduction

Speaker 1

We're back at it with the bad movies . We just can't get enough .

Speaker 2

It's just so much fun .

Speaker 1

Yeah , it's like . You know how they say it's like a car crash , because you can't look away .

Speaker 3

Yeah .

Speaker 1

It's kind of what these are . The film I have for you today is called the Amazing Bulk . Okay , so this is not one that I've seen , so this will definitely be going in completely blind and not having any idea .

Speaker 2

I love it .

Speaker 1

So this was from 2012 . Directed by this guy named Louis Schoenbrun . I don't know how to pronounce it . Sorry , louis , but maybe not . I'm sorry because your movie is probably terrible .

Speaker 3

Or not . You're bad , get good .

Speaker 2

Plus ratio .

Speaker 1

So in this film , based on the title , you could probably guess what it's supposed to be ripping off the Amazing Bulk .

Speaker 2

Synonyms for amazing maybe include incredible Bulk being Hulk . I just want to know why bulk ? Because of the mind , I mean . I guess if you're bulky you're like you know .

Speaker 1

Yeah , it's a little weird , that's all you can get . So the movie follows a scientist named Dr Henry Hank Howard . He creates a serum intended to increase muscle mass and strength , and after he tests it on himself , he transforms into the creature um that they call the bulk . Now that sounds rather familiar . Um no surprise , though , but it has gained a cult following , obviously among the bad cinema uh crowd .

Speaker 2

So do you think we're a part of that crowd officially ? Yet I don't know yet . How do we get to the top of the totem pole of bad cinema fan club ?

Speaker 1

probably watch all of them , although we haven't seen the room , which is like the um gateway drug for bad movies . But there's okay . I don't know if I'm gonna put this in the episode , but there's a reason why . Make sure to subscribe , you know , please .

Speaker 2

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Speaker 1

If , if you're not subscribed , you should be .

Speaker 2

Come on , it doesn't hurt you at all .

Speaker 1

It's free .

Speaker 2

And if you're following us and not watching the YouTube , you're kind of a weirdo , because for what If you ? Really want to give me support . Watch the video and then , if you're going to watch it , have the decency to like it .

Speaker 1

Please . It takes so long to edit these .

Speaker 2

Just click the little . You know what I mean . Like subscribe button Easy , like my type sounds .

Movie Begins

Speaker 2

So what's even funnier about this is that Universal had the distribution rights for Hulk for years . Which one ?

Speaker 1

Oh , you mean just in general .

Speaker 2

Yeah , like the property itself , Right , whose title card usually looks just like this For years which one , oh , you mean just in general .

Speaker 1

Yeah , like the property itself . Ah right , whose ? Title card usually looks just like this yeah , I don't know . I would say that looks terrible .

Speaker 3

Yeah , just right off the bat , oh my gosh .

Speaker 1

Okay , I have a theory now that this person knows what they're doing . Yeah , and that they are doing this on purpose , which is going to make it not as much fun for me . I feel like Right . We'll see .

Speaker 2

The first one I might have given you , but this one it was intentional and it even had the slight drum roll at the beginning , and then you changed it .

Speaker 3

Oh my gosh , Okay , yeah this is intentional .

Speaker 2

He got us .

Speaker 1

It's so , I don't know .

Speaker 2

Okay , but what movie has ever been brought to you by Universal Fox Studios ?

Speaker 1

and Paramount , all three , yeah , doesn't make any sense .

Speaker 2

What else is left , mgm ?

Speaker 1

Label Productions Lewis Shunberg , also in Comic Sans .

Speaker 2

Right , the most serious font of Comic Sans .

Speaker 1

Right , the most serious font of them all . This is going to be so just .

Speaker 2

This looks like the old 90s Spider-Man cartoon like yeah , just waiting for him to swing by . Go ahead and edit Spider-Man swinging through the city , right there .

Speaker 3

Spider-Man .

Speaker 2

She blends in with the green screen well , though . Well , she looks eight feet tall in some shots , but you know , she's about as tall as that window .

Speaker 1

Ah , I'm gonna walk down three different streets in three different shots . What , whoa , whoa ?

The Bulk Appears

Speaker 2

Whoa , no way . It's like running away like a toddler .

Speaker 1

Mommy , I threw up . Why are you so ?

Speaker 2

thick . I thought the bulk was gonna save her away . Like a toddler , mommy , I threw up why are you so thick ? I thought the bulk was going to save her , nah .

Speaker 1

See , in this version he's just useless . He just watches crimes he doesn't prevent them .

Speaker 2

Oh , no Time to go .

Speaker 1

Hmm , hmm , seems to be a dead hooker . Hey Lisa , take a look at this . What do you make of it ? But it's purple .

Speaker 3

I don't know .

Speaker 1

I never saw purple blood before . Yeah well , this whole crime scene is one big mystery , now , ain't it ? Did the examiners find any other possessions ?

Speaker 3

Just this , it was lying next to the suspected mugger .

Speaker 1

That's definitely the real guy's ID , and they're just covering up his name .

Speaker 2

You don't want to give away anything .

Speaker 1

Yeah , who the hell is this ?

Speaker 2

It's me , but I bet we're gonna find out soon enough .

Speaker 1

Oh , I thought she said it's me when he said who the hell ?

Speaker 2

is this .

Speaker 1

I thought she said it's me but no , she said it beats me Okay .

Speaker 2

One day earlier .

Speaker 1

All right , let's see how this whole thing started .

Speaker 2

You can't even do a real classroom , bro .

Speaker 1

No , what is that face he's making ? Look like this , me , me .

Speaker 2

Every time Look like that fish from Spiderman . No CGI rat . Maybe the bulk is the rat .

Speaker 1

I hope so Way more interesting Ew .

Speaker 3

Sorry .

Speaker 2

Fingers are gross , not as bad as that girl's feet in bird box or whatever it was birdemic sim is a 235 before him wow , there's a site for sore eyes .

Speaker 1

Hi sam , they just let anybody into the lab .

Speaker 3

Yeah , huh .

Speaker 2

With who he's just in the room just laughing with himself .

Speaker 1

His little notepad .

Speaker 2

They're just sitting in two folding chairs .

Speaker 1

I know , literally . I remember the last time you went on a date running in the park . He could touch you right now .

Speaker 3

I caught you . I don't know fake laughing . Let's do do your best .

Speaker 1

fake laugh , it's pretty convincing stupid remember when we spoke of having children , of course , when we're married right when we're married that's the way to do it .

Speaker 3

Good job , man .

Speaker 2

Yeah , respectable young man .

Speaker 1

I'm not pregnant .

Speaker 2

She's ready for the amazing bowl . That clearly tells me that you aren't pregnant . No , no , that's not it at all . It was just , oh , you bet .

Speaker 1

It was right there .

Speaker 2

Yeah , it's too easy .

Speaker 1

And she brought up having children again . What did you say this time ?

Speaker 3

Well , I told her the truth .

Speaker 1

I'm sterile .

Speaker 2

I shoot blanks . Huh , it ain't going to happen . Sorry about that .

Speaker 3

Greetings Billy number 237 . Lucky 237 .

Speaker 2

Greetings Billy number 237 .

Speaker 3

Lucky 237 .

Speaker 2

So have 236 other rats just disappeared Pretty much . At what point did you say maybe this isn't working .

Speaker 1

What is this montage ?

Speaker 2

Put some bacon soda in it . I want to see something fizz up . Maybe it'll work , I don't know . Only one way to find out 237 .

Speaker 1

Bye , don't , don't Count backwards from ten .

Speaker 3

No more failures . I'm a real actor .

Speaker 2

You know who would have killed this role ? Who ? Hayden Christensen ?

Speaker 3

It's not fair . It's not just the men .

Speaker 2

The rats keep disappearing , master . I just don't understand why the whole movie has . I wish I had somebody that excited to see me .

Speaker 3

He barely got to say hello .

Speaker 2

Come here Are these for me ? Look at these little tiny flowers . Oh , they're so cute .

Speaker 1

I hate dust . I don't want it building up in my home .

Speaker 2

Who are you talking to , dude ?

Speaker 1

The PTSD is really gonna hi daddy , you let dust build up and before you know it , you've got an army of dust bunnies plotting to take over beautiful flowers .

Speaker 3

Where did you get those from our garden ?

Speaker 2

no , daddy hank brought them you know what's even more annoying , what general darwin is supposed to be . You know that isaddeus Ross . Yeah yeah , Literally mustache and everything like . He's just .

Speaker 1

Mm-hmm . Yeah , what is this Just funny . They're just walking in place , they're not moving .

Speaker 2

Does Henry live in

Two Weirdos Enter

Speaker 2

a castle ?

Speaker 1

Who is this ? Why is there a dog ?

Speaker 2

This just pissed me off . Man Wrap it up Ha . Oh spooky Phil , that's the bulk .

Speaker 1

I get so lonely waiting for you Bah .

Speaker 3

What have you been warned of ?

Speaker 1

Oh , that's right , I forgot what is this . I'm like , I'm not even like amused , I'm just baffled .

Speaker 2

I'm confused . Why does he have guards in the castle ?

Speaker 1

Yeah , so you're going to choose a dog ? War over me , sir .

Speaker 2

Is the black guy going ?

Speaker 1

to get it . It's always got to be us . There he goes . Oh , now he's a skeleton . Okay , that's why they have the spears and the shields , because the skeleton asset had it . So he's like oh , we got to , we have to be consistent . So stupid .

Speaker 3

Would you like something big ? Yes , would you like something big ? Yes , would you like something hard ? Yes , yes .

Speaker 1

Disgusted . Why is there a monkey ? Why is there a monkey ? Why is there a ?

Speaker 2

monkey . Why is there a monkey ? Why is there a ?

Speaker 3

monkey with a spaceship .

Speaker 2

Then why don't you push the ?

Speaker 3

button my leapson .

Speaker 2

I don't know if I can , I want to .

Speaker 1

Oh .

Speaker 2

I want to , but it's such a big button .

Speaker 1

I don't know if I can . I'm such a tainty little woman . I hate these people . I hate these people . I hate these people . I hate this movie already .

Speaker 2

We're only like 20 minutes in .

Speaker 1

I know we're done .

Speaker 3

This is so stupid .

Speaker 1

Yeah , Okay . So we were led to believe that they were going to be doing it , but now she really just was getting off to blowing people up , which , honestly , I'm relieved .

Speaker 2

I'd rather watch her getting off by blowing stuff up than have to even touch the subject of them being intimate . Agreed .

Speaker 1

Oh , there they go again . Who did they blow up this time , you think ? I hope it's us .

Speaker 2

Russia I hope it's us , russia , I hope it's us .

Speaker 1

Oh no , the missile is coming and I bet you this has no like this is gonna , oh what what st louis it's coming for us Drop the nuke please .

Speaker 2

Oh no , where'd he come from ? Oh is it the same guy from the beginning , I just Do you have to be like Nut to butt with your chin on my shoulder ?

Speaker 1

to rob me , bro , you can have this money . I promise you Just get off me , but like you don't have to sexually assault me .

Speaker 2

We really can just go through one crime at a time . Yeah , that makes it even worse . He's not even that close to him .

Speaker 1

I know His body is back , but he .

Speaker 2

Yeah , yes , my nose .

Speaker 1

Again , he has a car . Why were they on the subway ? If he had just taken the car , he would have been mugged . Problem solved Movie over . I solved it . I solved everything .

Speaker 2

Oh , he's going fast oh my god hank is ready to get her home , all right get out and get out of my god I've had enough .

Speaker 2

I'm just gonna say this now for you and for the people yeah , if I'm on a date and I get mugged while on that date , the way in which that woman will never see me again , like I feel like that's the ultimate ick . Yeah , you just gotta stand there like straight face and be like nah , you can't have it . And then the robber's just gonna be like I gotta respect it Say less . Getting robbed in front of a woman . Come on , man .

Speaker 1

Stand up for yourself , couldn't ?

Speaker 2

be me , couldn't be me , couldn't be me . Oh , that plant's about to go stupid , watch , watch , you're wrong . Nope , nope , nope , not so fast , what , what ?

Speaker 1

What God it worked . I really hate this sound effect transition the sizzle . Yeah , there he goes .

Speaker 2

To go from putting it in a plant to shooting it like heroin is kind of crazy .

Speaker 1

I'm not going to lie to you .

Speaker 2

It's very crazy

The Bulk is Born

Speaker 2

. He didn't even tap the vein or tie it off . Not that I know anything about taking drugs , I promise .

Speaker 1

But I'm just saying , if you're gonna , inject yourself .

Speaker 2

maybe make sure you catch the vein Right .

Speaker 1

Or also , whatever you're injecting into yourself isn't gonna kill you .

Speaker 2

I am now debulked . He's dead . And purple , yet debulked , yet Yet , oh my gosh . Or it's a tornado when you turn into the book .

Speaker 1

Why is the table moving like that ? Oh there he is , there he is Nice old sausage fingers Love it .

Speaker 2

He's walking down the same streets as the hooker . I know Verbatim , so he was already in that alley waiting and then bulked out , and then bulked out , frame for frame .

Speaker 1

They're doing the exact same thing , I know Well . Because they have no other assets , they're like oh , we're just gonna reuse them . You couldn't use it in a different order ?

Speaker 2

No , of course not . You like Suck on this . Instead , look at no stop .

Speaker 3

Leave her alone . Come on , don't act like you've never done it before and then his gun changes to a revolver I know and it .

Speaker 2

I want to see what the bulk did to him . Oh , no , oh the bulk got tats . Wait a second .

Speaker 1

He ran away before , but now he's like back to normal and naked .

Speaker 3

Whistle rain , you bastard .

Speaker 1

He sold that . He's not going to still have that .

Speaker 2

He sold that oh did he bulk back out and then run ? Oh , we must be .

Speaker 1

Seriously , he looks like running , like a little child .

Speaker 2

It looks like you're running , like there's no toilet paper in the bathroom and you're running to the linen closet to grab something , or that little scurry you're trying to do like you're butt naked and you need to get in the shower but you forgot something You're like oh excuse me , I hope nobody looks outside . That's how it ties in . You stole my engagement ring . Sold it to these shysty guys . They tried to take it to Count Fat Dracula , and now we have an issue . Right , that was a wild dream , wasn't a dream ?

Speaker 1

Hank .

Speaker 2

Your rent's overdue

Hank is Questioned

Speaker 2

pal . We're going to evict you .

Speaker 1

I seriously can't get over this face that he's constantly making . Why did we need that shot in there ? Sorry , a little crotch shot .

Speaker 2

Yeah . Trying to see the amazing bulk .

Speaker 3

When were you born ? He's just getting around Great joke .

Speaker 2

October 20th , 19 .

Speaker 3

I thank you for delivering this Thought . I'd never see it again . Where'd you find it ? A better question is How'd you lose ? It .

Speaker 2

I got robbed .

Speaker 1

Yeah . Why are they so suspicious ?

Speaker 3

I see , yeah , I was with my girlfriend and we were at the amusement park . Then we caught the subway and a guy popped out of nowhere and robbed us at gunpoint , I see . So where'd you find it ? There was a double homicide .

Speaker 1

I'm so bored , this is boring .

Speaker 2

I feel like it would be better if they didn't have 98% CGI backgrounds . Agreed It'd be a little easier for me to be like okay , I care , Every single shot is a person pasted over a microsoft paint background yeah and that's that's the issue here well it's .

Speaker 1

It's like when they do this kind of thing , it's funny . The first time you see it you're like , oh my gosh , everything's a cgi background but then you're like after the first five minutes , like all right , I'm over it .

Speaker 2

Yeah , something ain't right about that guy . That's a couch .

Speaker 1

I just noticed that that literally looks like a couch . Spit it out , will , ya . I didn't get this from the peanut butter and jelly sandwich I had for lunch today .

Speaker 2

Oh no , Where'd you get it ? I'll call for backup . I'll call for backup . I'll call for backup . 10-4 , we got a . We got the incredible I mean the amazing bulk in our sights . He's at the crime scene right now , Walking around in pajama pants and a white beard at the crime scene . Seems real suspicious .

Speaker 1

Also , why did he go back , Whoa ?

Speaker 3

whoa wait , it's not what it looks like , like I said , they always come back to the seat of the crime I caught him . I don't think that'd be a good idea . You don't want to do that .

Speaker 2

I would have shot him three times already I know , dude , what are you doing ?

Speaker 1

Are you okay ?

Speaker 2

Oh brother , this is dog water . Hey , he looks like me when I get out of the shower .

Speaker 1

I love the face that the Bok makes where he's like .

Speaker 3

Oh no .

Speaker 1

Stop , don't shoot me . Don't shoot me , stop . Wait , no , stop , don't shoot me , stop . Wait no Stop . I love the guards exploding Boom .

Speaker 2

Like they weigh nothing . It's the little like prissy run . I know he's run back and forth that same alley three different times , in three different directions . Yeah , excuse me , minivan , how the hell do you get out of this city , all the streets look the same . Kill her , kill her . Do it bulk , do it Kill her .

Speaker 1

Yes , listen , kill her , kill her , do it bulk do it .

Speaker 2

Yes , I love that . Her reaction was just like like you know how people do voguing she just like pin drops into dying , just oh fabulous serve what .

Speaker 1

That's just the bald guy . That's literally it . It's just the bald guy .

Speaker 2

My tummy hurts , freeze .

Speaker 3

You , son of a bitch .

Speaker 1

He was gonna shoot him point blank I just got lightheaded .

Speaker 2

What the hell

Hank is Captured

Speaker 2

? Oh , this is crazy , man . I still can't get over the purple bald guy out of nowhere . Ha , give me that . Give me that , darwin . What are you doing here ? What's ?

Speaker 3

up Doc . Ha , ha , ha , ha , ha , ha , ha what ?

Speaker 1

What's going ?

Speaker 3

on .

Speaker 1

I'm laughing , but it's pain on the inside . This is pain .

Speaker 2

He's about ten feet tall .

Speaker 1

This isn't the porn I ordered .

Speaker 3

I'm a monster . I can't conform to society Because I know what it's like . I know what triggers the beast inside of me .

Speaker 2

I killed them , I killed them all , I slaughtered them like animals .

Speaker 1

And not just the men , but the women . The children too .

Speaker 3

Master you know what to do , right ? Yeah , I'm all set . Good luck , hey , thanks , okay , get ready to drop .

Speaker 1

Oh , right , right , right yeah .

Speaker 2

He didn't even bulk out . He just no , no superhero landing anything In the spooky forest with all the bats . I'll be there in no time .

Speaker 1

Yeah , what oh my man ?

Speaker 2

So you walk through a stormy forest , Across a golf course .

Speaker 1

Okay , it's time to get angry .

Speaker 2

I almost soiled myself . Poop my pants . Hey , can one of you guys say something really mean ?

Speaker 3

Oh yeah .

Speaker 1

That's gonna do it .

Speaker 2

I love that . It's his like professional LinkedIn headshot . That guy's a school principal or something like that . I hate my father-in-law To be that kinda hurts .

Speaker 1

I hate my father-in-law to be that kind of hurts .

Speaker 2

All right , let me tell you something . Let me tell you Hold on , come here . Let me tell you something hey , where you going .

Speaker 1

That is exactly the no come here .

Speaker 2

What the heck ? Nah , I'm behind the roller who gonna get you Me ? Or the rock ? Let me tell you something . Who gonna get you ? Oh , gotcha , let me tell you something . Oh , excuse me , wait one moment , hold on , come here .

Speaker 1

Oh my gosh , not the book .

Speaker 2

Hold on , come here . Oh my gosh , not the book . Hold on , come here , nephew . Let me tell you something . Yahoo , yahoo , yahoo , yahoo .

Speaker 3

Yahoo , yahoo , yahoo , yahoo , yahoo , yahoo , yahoo , yahoo , yahoo , yahoo , yahoo , yahoo , yahoo Yahoo .

Speaker 2

Yahoo , yahoo , you about to get this incredible bunk . Baby girl , is that you ?

Speaker 3

baby .

Speaker 1

That's where you've been spending your free time .

Speaker 2

At the gym . I know you lied , I was just playing . You've grown since the last time we played .

Speaker 3

Oh my gosh , this is historic .

Speaker 2

Get your hands off the bulk . I mean this one , you already touched it . I know Might as well . Just you know , Come on , It'll make me transform what .

Speaker 3

What is this ? I don't know .

Speaker 2

Yeah , you touch it next , punk , you're next . Spare my life . I'm a terrorist , please . Yeah , it's done . Can I marry your daughter now ? Oh , they're about to bomb . I knew it . I got distracted by us about to say something about the way they say the name . I was just going to say no , they're going to nuke him .

Speaker 1

What are you doing ? Why are you trying to bomb me ?

Speaker 2

I did what you said , dude . I was lying .

Speaker 1

You know what , though ? I'm almost convinced that this guy is the one who took it the most seriously .

Speaker 2

You know , I mean he's in character . Yeah , he's probably a jerk . For all three days it took them to film this .

Speaker 1

It's like that one kid when you did a like a group project and everyone's goofing off . And then there's that one kid . That's like you guys , didn't you take this more seriously ? This is our grade come on , guys , yeah I care about my grade , and it's not individual grades too .

Speaker 2

We're being graded as a group I love the moments in our episode where we just start saying things that we know aren't gonna be in the video .

Speaker 1

What is going on ?

Speaker 2

oh , come here , I'm gonna get you . You can't stop me in this tank , I'm gonna flip it over . His steps are on beat , I know .

Speaker 1

I'm just gonna say this f*** this movie .

Speaker 2

It's so stupid , y'all got pirates shooting at him too . See , this is the director ?

Speaker 1

The director's just buying all of these stock things and like how can I string these together into a story ? Oh , now Zeus is after him . What is going on ?

Speaker 2

God himself can't stop me from going to Rowdy's . Yeah , like how much longer can we ?

Speaker 1

A full 10 minutes of this .

Speaker 2

Okay , now , mind you , whether we want to put this in the final or not . We had a quick break and there was 26 minutes left . We've just watched at least 5 minutes of CGI footage , with no real .

Speaker 1

It's felt like 45 . I'm a gecko , I am a gecko .

Speaker 2

I am a gecko .

Speaker 3

I am a gecko . Nope , never mind , let me redo it , I am a gecko .

Speaker 1

I'm sorry if I'm not being funny in this episode , but I'm genuinely I'm just being funny in this episode , but I'm just being honest with you it ain't s*** funny . I'm genuinely angry about this movie .

Speaker 2

We got him what's wrong ?

Speaker 1

How did you get in here ? His dad's a dick Like hey , what's wrong sweetheart , did I ruin your life ?

Speaker 2

I'm so stressed . I broke into your house , but I had to see you , hank .

Speaker 3

Hank , you're alive .

Speaker 1

At least they have convincing kisses yeah .

Speaker 3

Not like Neil Breen .

Speaker 2

They might actually date in real life yeah .

Speaker 1

I wouldn't be surprised if they were . You know what I mean .

Speaker 2

Whereas Neil Breen Look at them on these little dumbass green chairs .

Speaker 3

You . It can't be .

Speaker 2

You're dead Not me in my polo . Let's fight outside under the strobe lights .

Speaker 3

Daddy , get off of him . How old is she ? Get your hand off my lights . Daddy get off of him .

Speaker 1

How old is she ? Get your hand off my neck , daddy .

Speaker 2

He about to bulk out .

Speaker 1

Not that I think , oh no , he's dead . They're both dead . You have no idea what I'd give to to your face shut up , bitch you know what , though ? Literally she was right before he died . She was like how dare you accuse my father , yeah , and then he immediately choked me yeah okay , I forgot about this guy . Serves you , right ? You ?

Speaker 3

son of a bitch , yep . Well , drink this .

Speaker 2

The amazing bulk ain't taking no mess . He gonna snatch that little pita wacker right off . Yup , come here . Come here what you say .

Speaker 3

Jesus Christ .

Movie Ends

Speaker 2

Man , hell no . Thanks for joining us , guys .

Speaker 1

I hope I don't ever watch anything like that , because that was garbage .

Speaker 2

You know full disclosure for those at home . I had slight input on what we should watch and if I knew then what I know now , you never would watch this episode . I'm just going to be honest . So for those at home I apologize , and to my live studio audience , I'm sorry . Outro Music .

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