IJSP-Should UFC have WWE Storyline

We rewind a wild 24 hours that ends with a golf club vs bat standoff, then unpack why a hyped boxing card Ryan Garcia fell flat, how GT6 delays are testing gamer patience & 100 people could beat a gorilla. We end on UFC X WWE asking if real fights need better stories without faking outcomes.

• Mr.High story time 
• Ryan Garcia Boxing match 
• NBA playoff 
• GTA 6 delay frustrations, pricing and preorders
• Fortnite staying power, anime collabs
• 100 men vs gorilla
• UFC X WWE storytelling 

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Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

What's good everybody? Welcome to the I'm Just Saying podcast with your boy, Mr. Hi. And Buck.

SPEAKER_02 0:06

Hello. Thank you so much for tuning in. We appreciate you listening to Shout out, Buck.

SPEAKER_01 0:10

It's time to start the show. You're killing my high. I gotta go. I'm trying to thank the fans or not. No, I'm delicing you instead of just holding your breath. Alright. What's good, y'all? What's good, what's good, what's good? What's poppin'? What's locking? How you doing, Buck? I am live. I am thrilled. I am alive. I have hiccups, so you're gonna hear me huckle and chuckle and buckle and cuck. Take out that last part, Buck. How you doing, Buck? How was your weekend?

SPEAKER_02 0:40

I'm good. I'm relaxing. Freaking windy and cold outside, but it's a nice sunny day. Well, week was good.

Mr.High Story time

SPEAKER_01 0:47

How about you? I will never accept your week as good, Buck. But you but you know what? My week was so fantastic that I am gonna tell you about my week first. And then I want you to think about how you're gonna actually tell me how your week is. Alright. My week was pretty good. It was really good. It was really good. It was a normal weekend. It was chill, it was vibing. It's Saturday today. We have a lot of stuff to talk about. A lot of stuff happened. A lot of a lot of male machismo to get off this week. The hiccups are coming, so y'all gonna have to bear with me when I pause like that. Alright, hey Buck, I got almost I got in a fight with my Uber and how the Uber driver, how it ended was the Uber driver was holding a bat and I was holding a golf club last night.

SPEAKER_02 1:35

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_01 1:36

Yeah, so let's really talk about it. I couldn't really come in here and talk about it because I needed your real live reaction. So I need you to speak up, get on that mic, and tell me your reactions to this story. Buck, you ready? Alright, so I was man, my hiccups suck. I was going out partying with the friends, blah blah blah. It's like three in the morning, we head back, we get an Uber. I pass out on the Uber, right? When I when I passed out on the Uber, I thought I already put the add-ons to drop everyone else off and then just drop me off home at last. When I went to when I went to sleep, I woke up and my friend was still in the car. And he's like, bro, you didn't add me on the add-on drop. And I was like, I didn't? And he's like, nah. And I was like, fuck. So then uh I told him to add the add-on, told him to add the add-on drop to his house real quick, and it wouldn't let him. Blase blase. We finally get to the house. The Uber driver's a dick. I want that to be perfectly clear, perfectly known. The Uber driver was a dick. Biggest dick in the world. I gave him a one-star review. I think he deserved it. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 2:47

I don't know. I don't know. I mean, maybe. I will I'll I'll I'll hear you. I hear you, I hear your story out. See where it takes a turn and where I side. You think it's my fault? I don't know. I haven't finished the story yet, but I'm giving you my initial thought. Wait, what? I'm gonna defense here.

SPEAKER_01 3:03

Wait, hold up, hold up. You think it's my fault? I'm gonna finish the story, but there's no way this is my fucking fault.

SPEAKER_02 3:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 3:11

Alright.

SPEAKER_02 3:11

How drunk were you? One bottle. Well, I mean you passed out, so pretty drunk.

SPEAKER_01 3:16

One bottle of Don Julio.

SPEAKER_02 3:18

What's the ratio there? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 3:20

One bottle. Only the only the fans will know. One bottle of Don Julio. Y'all know. Y'all know. Fuck, uh, it's just impossible to tell you. Alright, cool. You you don't drink. Alright, cool. Uh-huh. Go ahead. Where did I leave off in the story?

SPEAKER_02 3:34

You finally managed to get your buddy into the plan so he could get dropped off.

SPEAKER_01 3:38

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. We get to the house, and then the Uber jar parks up and he says, Okay, we're we're here. And then we like politely said, Hey, is it okay if we call another Uber and you accept it and you drive my friend home? He lives down the block. So, like, 10$10 trip,$10 trip. I'm gonna tip you, he's probably gonna tip you, and two five, five dollar stars. I feel like it's a win-win for the Uber Uber driver, right? The dude kind of speaked English. I don't know what he was speaking, but he was kind of speaking English, so I didn't understand him the first time when he when he was talking, but he said, He says, close the app, and I was like, Okay, so I closed the app, and then right when I close that closed the app, he looked at his phone, he's like, Okay, get out.

SPEAKER_03 4:27

And I was like, What the what?

SPEAKER_01 4:32

So I'm I'm toxicated. My friend's more toxicated than me. That's why I have the hiccups right now, people. And I'm trying to tell y'all a story with me having the fucking hiccups. It is the hardest thing to freaking do is talk and tell a story while having hiccups on a podcast. Hard, but um, we get out, we get out the car. When we get out the car, my friend's hot. He is very mad, and he slams the door. Just slams that door. When he slams the door, the the guy gets out of his car with the bat, and then he comes at me, comes at me. I'm walking away. I'm going, I'm going home. I'm pretty drunk. I'm already home. And he comes at me and he goes like, hey, something, something inward, something, something inward. Oh, something, something inward. So then I turn around, like, I turn around like, what the fuck did you say to me? And then he's like, you know who I'm talking to, inward. And I was like, Okay, you you ready? I'm ready. Let's go. Let's go. And then all of a sudden, he comes out, he he has the bat, and then he's trying to wave the bat like he's scaring me. I'm like, cool, wave that bat. Remember, it is three o'clock in the morning. Morning. Everybody's asleep. Everyone's asleep. I promise you, he thought I had bad intentions after what I'm about to tell you. I'm still, I am still the victim here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I had to pop my I won't even all right, guys. I will tell y'all right now. This is how you cap for your life. And I mean, when I was capping, I was capping, I was capping so hard that I even believed myself for a second. So he so he pulls up, he pull pulls out the bat, still keeps saying the N-word. So then I'm like, all right, cool. So that I pop my stuff, I just start talking mad crazy, mad crazy. I'm like, all right, let's do this, let's do this, let's do this. And then I pull out my keys, I lo I literally unlock my car, and then I just pop the trunk. So, like that's scary, that's scary. You see where we're going with it. You see where we're going with it. Okay, okay. So, so I go, like, all right, let's do this, let's do this. And I'm walking big. I'm walking like, hey, I'm not even scared that you have a bat. So look, like I'm walking like I'm not even scared, he has a bat. And then when I pop the trunk and I'm walking towards my car, he starts backing up and then pulls out his phone and starts recording. And then I'm like, Oh, oh, you're recording now. Okay, you come at me, you entitled me, you're on my property, waving a bat at me, calling me the N-word, and you're about to record me as a black guy about to pop the trunk on your ass. A hundred percent capping. There is no gun in the car.

SPEAKER_02 7:45

But I feel like I feel like the mochismo you still you sold that though. If he started recording, you sold that.

SPEAKER_01 7:52

Yeah, I feel like the mochismo of me walking to the car, not scared of the bat, and popping the trunk made him feel like there was a little blick blick blick, but there was nothing in the car. Like if he if he had one, my bluff was done. I had nothing after that.

SPEAKER_02 8:14

Fuck.

SPEAKER_01 8:15

It would have been an RIP to Mr. High like this, but he went out like a savage. Play King Vaughn, play King Vaughn at my funeral. So then after that, he uh pulls out he so when I go towards the trunk, I see him pulling out his phone, still having the bat trying to come towards me, and I'm like, okay, so he thinks he's gonna catch me with like the piece on me, yeah, popping the trunk. So I literally pulled, I don't even know what I'm I don't know why, but I just pulled out my biggest golf club. I pulled out the biggest golf club in my trunk, and then I was like, Let it go, Imano, imano, let's do this shit.

SPEAKER_02 9:07

What the fuck? Eventually the cops are called. Oh shit. Oh shit. You're not a handcuff, so that's good.

SPEAKER_01 9:21

It reminds you that this all happened yesterday. I am still here recording doing the podcast.

SPEAKER_02 9:26

It's all happened like last night, right?

SPEAKER_01 9:27

Last night, but I needed your main reaction, so I couldn't even give you a hint of what happened.

SPEAKER_02 9:32

That happened to me. That's a fucking crazy ass story, dude. What the fuck? You know, I was expecting some other shit. Like, I was expecting like a drunk you to pull like some movie.

SPEAKER_01 9:40

Oh, I was 100% drunk. There wasn't guaranteedly of me being drunk on that. Yes, yes, guaranteed, I'll be drunk.

SPEAKER_02 9:46

That story took a turn. I didn't expect it to go like that. Damn, I'm sorry that happened to you, bro. Fuck. Fuck you. It's content. You go. That's a that's a that's that's sad.

SPEAKER_01 9:55

Oh, yeah, nah, it was um crazy. So uh so the cops got called. So the cops got called. So when the cops got called, I won't even lie, I went to sober like that. It was unbelievable how silver I was, and then the fucking suburb me came out. You know the suburb. Yeah, right when they pulled up. Hey, what's up?

SPEAKER_02 10:27

Literally, all the cops went to high school with these. It's just crazy throwing the names out there, though.

SPEAKER_01 10:33

Throwing the names out there, dude. It is crazy. They're like, and the worst part is when they got out the car, they already had him out the car and got him pulled over and everything, right? I'm already outside the car. I'm I'm outside. So when they pull them, when they pull them out, they're like, Yeah, yeah, you stay there. Then they come over to me, and then they're like, Hey, what's up? I'm not even gonna say it, but you know, they say what's up, and I was like, damn, I'm I'm like that power? Damn. So moral to the story, he got charged. I'm good to go. I went to bed at six in the morning. I watched a movie after that. I watched a scary movie after that. Like, you know, I just ate some popcorn watching this. I had it, uh, you know, after all that shit, you have to smoke an adrenaline rush. Yeah, you gotta smoke a smoke joint, you gotta smoke a joint, you gotta like watch something, you gotta really watch someone go. Yeah, calm everything down and say everything's good, and then take a nap. Also, I immediately went to my Uber app, gave him a one-star review, and said in the reviews that this guy is a dick.

SPEAKER_02 11:38

Yeah, you should have reported that. I did. Like, I think I should give you an option of reporting the driver itself, right? No, I did. Oh, you did? Okay, okay. Oh, okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_01 11:48

And with a one-star review, I'm pretty sure because of the police report, the Uber driver would know. Oh, and also, like, my friend was also there.

SPEAKER_02 11:55

Yeah, he could back up your story in it.

SPEAKER_01 11:57

No, he got another Uber and they and they pulled over the other Uber car because they didn't know which Uber did the cry. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 12:08

What the fuck? That's hella funny.

SPEAKER_01 12:12

So, in the span of 24 hours, what's up, Buck? That's how you say how was your week.

SPEAKER_02 12:19

I mean, if I had a story like that, I'll tell you too, but I got no stories like that, trust me. That's a crazy fucking story, bro. You were out having fun, then some crazy shit popped off. Yeah, I was here yesterday, remember? Yeah, we were literally together last night watching the fucking fights. Right after that, dude. Right after that. Got dressed, all of that. That would ruin my whole fucking week, bro. I wouldn't even lie to you. And then I came here to work. Are you gonna hug? You're always asking me if I want to hug, but you wanna hug?

SPEAKER_01 12:48

No, I'm all good, bro. I'm I'm power. I'm power. I'm ghosting.

SPEAKER_02 12:53

You got to flex a little bit, huh? Dude, it was so fun. When the cops pulled up, you got to like.

SPEAKER_01 13:00

I gotta like. At one point, I truly thought that I might have died. Because he could have pulled, he could have pulled out a gun. Stuff could have turned left. Yeah, but I feel like the mochismo saved me. The mochismo saved me at that point.

SPEAKER_02 13:15

So it worked out. You gotta you gotta fake it till you make it.

SPEAKER_01 13:19

I wish someone had a video of me holding a golf club, the guy holding the bat, and then us just going like this. Fucking anime style? Anime fucking style. Anime style.

SPEAKER_02 13:29

That's why we need to- We're talking some roger, Roger Whitebeer shit right there.

overslept for the game

SPEAKER_01 13:32

Right? That's why we need a fucking camera just to record these moments of me fucking just like anime style. But fucking, yeah, that's my week, Buck. Damn. What the fuck? And it's not even Saturday. I still gotta go out tonight. It's a hey, playoffs, giants. It's time to go out and party, baby. That was just Friday. It's time for Saturday. Mr. High is alive.

SPEAKER_02 13:58

Damn. What a week. What a day. Not even a week. What a day. 24 hours.

SPEAKER_01 14:04

I was here 24 hours ago. 24 hours ago. I was here watching the fight.

SPEAKER_02 14:09

They fucking exactly.

SPEAKER_01 14:11

Yeah, I was here 24 hours ago. That was a whole 24 hours.

SPEAKER_02 14:15

Nah, dude, that's that's fucking wild.

SPEAKER_01 14:17

I still gotta figure out what I'm doing tonight. I was supposed to be at a Giants game right now with a girl. That's fucking worried. But I had priorities. Which means I overslept the Giants game and just didn't go at all, so I came here. Damn. I got home at fucking six in the morning. How long you sleep?

SPEAKER_02 14:38

I woke up at 10 when I called you the first second time. So that was like a like a three-hour nap. So you're running on three hours of sleep right now? That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 14:51

Oh, and also I forgot to lock my trunk and also lock my door. So my trunk was open the whole night and my doors are unlocked. With my golf clubs inside. Two grand. Two grand worth of golf clubs. That's wild. Wild. Fucking crazy. Yeah. And nothing happened. I woke up this morning, my little sister said my trunk was open, my car was locked, so she locked it, closed it. She was like, How drunk were you last night? And I was like, it was a movie. It was a movie. It was a fun ass movie. And that wasn't even the fun part of the night. Like I didn't even tell you the party scene. That was just the dark time. Like I had fun. From six to three in the morning. It was nothing but fun.

SPEAKER_02 15:44

What a way to end the fucking day.

SPEAKER_01 15:46

I love how I end the days like that. I'm telling you, Buck, tell me a weekend story like that.

SPEAKER_02 15:52

I have nothing. All I did was this week was work. I don't even get to watch anything because I forgot my fucking cable for my iPad that doesn't fucking work. So I had to charge that shit sideways. And I couldn't even find my charger, so I won't I didn't even get to watch anything this whole fucking week. I've been pissed all fucking week.

SPEAKER_01 16:09

Buck, like I'm telling you, you're never gonna beat the allegations of you in a freaking closet with a rock named Jeff. You're never beating the allegations.

SPEAKER_02 16:18

I was just working, bro. I had no time for nothing. I think I went fishing Monday for I went, I took it was a four-hour trip, and I didn't catch shit, dude. And I got ate alive by mosquitoes the whole day. I was sad at the end of the night. But it was worth it. To me, it was worth it. But at the same time, if you don't catch anything, it starts it gets to you a little bit. But we'll always get them next time.

Ryan Garcia And Boxing Frustrations

SPEAKER_01 16:43

I bet that's what the Uber driver says when he drove away. Hey Uber driver, if you're watching this and you know who I am, fuck you. Spin back. Come get it back in blood. Spin back. But you won't. Alright, that was the weekend. Alright, that was the opening of the I'm Just Saying podcast. We didn't even say the opening, so let's start this off right. What's up, everybody? With the ah, welcome to the I'm Just Saying podcast with your boy, Mr. High, with my co-host Mr. Buck. Hey yo, we are on episode 10, 11, 12. We honestly are losing count right now, but I'm pretty sure we're on 10. If you haven't noticed, crazy weekend, crazy week. Buck usually is crazy weekend, too. It was crazy, man. The weekend hasn't started. It just started. That was actually crazy 24 hours. Facts. 24 hours. And I'm still here, still ready to work, still ready to host this podcast. And my hiccups are gone. Let's go! It is time to start the I'm Just Saying podcast. You ready, Buck? Let's do it. All right, well, we're gonna start off today. Today, today, today, today. What is so good to talk about? What is the best thing I feel like talking about, Buck? Garcia. Because that just happened last night. The Ryan Garcia and David Haney fights were yesterday. Lame. Ryan Garcia showed up in a Batmobile. That was sick. In the middle of Times Square. That was sick. Every single one of those fights were garbage. I mean, good technique, some good ducking and jab movements. Every single one of those fights were garbage. Ryan upset lost. He was plus nine hundred. Minus nine hundred.

SPEAKER_02 18:44

He got fucking tapped and then he got scared the whole rest of the fight and he didn't throw nothing. He didn't throw anything. Like he got caught. Okay, sure. People get caught. But you could you just gotta throw, bro. Give us give us the reason why we love you. Give us that left fucking hook.

SPEAKER_01 18:59

No, like bro, you gotta do something. But I it was the whole the whole card. The whole car was terrible. Even the announcers were saying that this was a terrible fight. Like, these are all terrible fights. Even though Ryan Garcia got knocked down, they were still saying that this fight was better than the David uh Devin Haney fight. I don't know why I messed up his name. My bad, Devin Haney. I don't want the smoke. Actually, maybe if you're just gonna do the jabs and dodging, maybe I do want the smoke. If we're just doing jabs and dodging, fuck it. Let me get the smoke. Ryan Garcia, what the fuck? Nah, dude, that whole What the fuck, Ryan Garcia? No, I'm more mad at Ryan Garcia because you know how big of a fan of Ryan Garcia I am. What the fuck, Ryan Garcia? What happened? Did you not have the cocaine this season? Like, what went down? Was the cocaine not at the campsite?

SPEAKER_02 19:55

What happened? Probably wasn't taking enough. That, and he did say that the layoff like affected him a little bit, but I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 20:03

The way he was acting one year, if you gave Shama or Kabib, not Connor McGregor, because he'll waste it. But if you gave a real threat a year break and say you're coming back and you're just going straight in contenderships and fucking pay-per-views, main card shit, they will be a monster.

SPEAKER_02 20:21

They will be an animal. He was most likely parting up until like the last couple of weeks before the fight actually pulled up. Oh, 100%. He was doing that shit with David Haney the first time too. Like he was just drinking and partying. And I mean he's still beat ass.

SPEAKER_01 20:32

But look how cut he was at that one.

SPEAKER_02 20:34

Yeah. Like on this one, I don't think, I don't know, man. Like, I mean, we can't deny the fact that that man has made money. You know what I mean? Like, he can retire today and not have to worry about anything ever again. But I don't know if the fact that he made that type of money so we're talking about money, or we talking about money. No, no, I'm saying the fact that after he made his money, he went crazy after that tank fight. He went a little crazy. By the time that that Haney fight pulled up, he was already wild. And then he took a whole year after that. I don't think we might see Ryan anymore. Not at that level, anyways.

SPEAKER_01 21:05

See, now you're throwing blasphemy. A guy can have a bad fight. This ain't the UFC where someone gets knocked out one time and then y'all give up on them and say they will never fight again.

SPEAKER_02 21:16

No, no, that's how boxing works. The UFC doesn't work like that. People have four losses and they still fucking worship them in the UFC. Well, boxing is different.

SPEAKER_01 21:23

But do they go back for the belt? Sometimes. I never seen somebody go back for the belt. Like let's say the I'll say the most person that got screwed in the UFC for a belt. DP. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:36

Because he just fought too many great fucking fighters. Yeah. DP. Yeah. Because he fought three times.

SPEAKER_01 21:42

How many times he lost, and they were really bad losses. And then how many times have he won? And then how many times have he got a title shot?

SPEAKER_02 21:51

I mean, with boxing, with boxing is is it's too focused on that undefeated record, right? Like that's kind of been the conversation around boxing lately. Well, it's everybody's trying to follow that Floyd Mayweather legacy when you're going to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_01 22:04

Here we're not going to get into boxing that much because you don't know enough about boxing. And I am about to, and I'm not about to stupefy myself talking really into boxing, saying something really stupid. But to put the majority down to the boxing industry in whole. Yes, everybody wants the undefeated thing because of Mayweather. He did that. And also Tink. Tink does it too. But then also it's the star power of a tank and Orion Garcia. It's also a new wave of boxing. Then you have the Jake Paul, who's just a media type of like a media TikToker who became a boxer, but now he's like a real like boxer, but he brings in the money, just any pay-per-view he does. It doesn't matter if he's fighting anything. He could fight a ghost and it'll be 50 million, 50, 500 million dollars pay-per-view. Boom. So it's more like boxing's in that weird turn where we're not worried about stats. We're worried about style. We're worried about we're worried about clicks. We're worried about likes. We're worried about who has the most star power to sell a box office. Plus, we have these multiple promoters, and then they have to get the cuts. And the it's a lot of which was Ryan Garcia, because he was the one that pretty much in the UFC, everyone has to listen to Dana White. In boxing world, you have to listen to like 550 people. And they all got the same power as Dana White. And you have to get like 50 of them. You gotta get 50 of them to say yes to get one to get like one big like pay-per-view going.

SPEAKER_02 23:31

Who's that guy that was in charge of Anthony Joshua? And David? No. I forget his name, but I see him promoting like the big fighters all the time. He was even he was even in the Garcia fight, but he said something about UFC fighters. You know, kind of.

SPEAKER_01 23:49

Yeah, Dana White don't like him because he apparently does cocaine. Oh, we're talking about Oscar de la Hoya at the end. I feel like Dana White does cocaine, right? He's got him. I'm not even gonna put that statement out there, Dana. Even if you do, I'm not even gonna be the one to start it. Fuck.

SPEAKER_02 24:04

Don't send Connor at us, Dana, please.

SPEAKER_01 24:06

Please bring Connor and John Jones.

SPEAKER_02 24:08

John Jones ain't fighting. John Jones ain't fighting.

SPEAKER_01 24:11

I will give them both one minute in the ring with Buck. I just want to autograph and a belt.

SPEAKER_02 24:17

I'll get knocked out, bro, but that's fine. Once you get knocked out, you get stopped, so it's cool.

SPEAKER_01 24:20

Yeah, you're fine. Just two minutes. One with John Jones, one with Connor McGregor, two minutes. They're not gonna break your limbs because I promise you, you ain't gonna make it.

SPEAKER_02 24:29

Nah the second Nah see John Jones is gonna blind me. That's what he's gonna do.

SPEAKER_01 24:32

Bro.

SPEAKER_02 24:33

He's gonna blind me. Bap right in the ice.

SPEAKER_01 24:37

He's gonna slap you and you're gonna cry. Yeah, of course.

SPEAKER_02 24:41

That's a that's a fucking gladiator.

SPEAKER_01 24:43

He might knock you out. Because you've seen those slap competitions, right? He might knock you out with just a slap. What's your point? I can s huh? What's your point? Nothing. I'm just having fun.

SPEAKER_02 24:53

No, I mean, I agree with you. You know, everything you say, he's gonna blind me, he's gonna break my knees, he's gonna slap me and knock me out. I agree with everything.

SPEAKER_01 25:00

Well, he's doing to me too, but it's just like with you, it's just like no chance.

SPEAKER_02 25:04

Yeah, that guy's what, 6'4?

SPEAKER_01 25:06

Like me, I feel like like me personally, 20 25 seconds tops. All right. Speaking of, it is not my week, bro. It is not my week at all. LeBron is out the playoffs. Let's go! Fuck you. LeBron's out the playoffs. That's just me just talking about how LeBron is out the playoffs. Yes, the Lakers is out the playoffs, too. But LeBron is out the playoffs.

SPEAKER_02 25:34

The only reason I care is because Curry, if he clutches game seven, he might get another ring.

SPEAKER_01 25:42

Okay, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_02 25:43

But the only reason I care is because my co-worker. No, no, no. Because my co-worker. Because my co-worker loves LeBron and he likes the Lakers. And he made fun of me because the Bucks got bounced, and I was sad. So when his Lakers got bounced, I was pretty happy. That's the only reason I care. Apart from that, I don't give a shit. And go Giannis to the to the Spurs. Let's go! Giannis ain't you don't I follow Giannis everywhere except the Lakers. You have no idea how money works. No, I mean, they tried to Luca. I mean, shit. Anything is possible nowadays.

SPEAKER_01 26:18

But that was their most paid player, and they saved a hundred two hundred million doing it.

SPEAKER_02 26:24

If Giannis wants out, they'll give him an out.

SPEAKER_01 26:26

They'll give him an out, but they'll give him an out to the people that can afford him. Why do you think Damian Luller's on your team? Because he needed a star? No, he wanted to leave Portland and he wanted to go to Miami. Miami couldn't afford Dame. So who who could afford Dame? The Bucks. The Buc the Bucks? That's what Bucs couldn't afford him. Yeah, they couldn't.

SPEAKER_02 26:47

Well, I mean, like, you know, if he was like a star star, they couldn't afford him. Damian Lillard. He's a star. Damien Lillard is on the Bucs. No, I know. What I'm saying is he's a star, but he's a star. He's not a star star no more. Yeah, he is. He just got hurt in the series. Yeah. And they got bounced right after that.

SPEAKER_01 27:04

Damian Lillard took a team that has no stars for the last 10 years to the playoffs and kept him in contention and rise the fan the base for 10 years. Giannis couldn't do it for five, and then he came for two years today to help Giannis because y'all were so desperate. What did y'all do? Y'all got to the playoffs both times. Ever since he came. When he wasn't there, y'all didn't even make it to the playoffs. Y'all won y'all championship, didn't make it to the playoffs. Then y'all made it to the playoffs when Dame came. Dame got hurt. If Dame wasn't hurt, you probably went further in the playoffs this season. And yeah, I don't know why I gotta like Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_02 27:45

Popovich is gone too. That's the end of a long era. Maybe Tim Duncan coach.

SPEAKER_01 27:53

Hey. Yeah, you're thinking way too much of the Spurs. You might as well think of the Lakers. No, fuck the Lakers. I hate the Lakers. They're going to the Lakers.

SPEAKER_02 28:01

Man, if Giannis goes to the Lakers, I don't know. That one will be iffy. If he goes anywhere else, I'll follow him. But if he goes to the Lakers, that one's iffy.

SPEAKER_01 28:09

He's going to the Lakers.

SPEAKER_02 28:10

Maybe the Warriors. Warriors is a one-two. The Warriors might do it. They got enough, they got deep money and they have superstar and Jimmy Butler. No, you don't.

SPEAKER_01 28:21

You don't have deep money.

SPEAKER_02 28:23

The Warriors? Yes. The Warriors have, apart from who? The Lakers and the Boston Celtics? The Warriors probably have the deepest pockets after that.

SPEAKER_01 28:34

100%. There's also a salary cap.

SPEAKER_02 28:37

And they always break that shit because of their older superstars. But you know, they kind of opened up a little bit after they traded Curry and everybody else. I mean, uh Clay and everybody else. Are you are you crazy? How much they opened up a little bit. I mean, you know, if they bring in fucking Giannis, that's gonna be another shit. But they paid for they paid the salary cap for like five years.

SPEAKER_01 29:04

That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02 29:05

If they send Jimmy, they might get Giannis.

SPEAKER_01 29:09

How are you gonna send Jimmy? You just got him, you just signed the contract for a three-year deal, and it's a big time money, and someone has to accept that trade. And let me tell you right now, Jimmy is not Giannis, and that is not a one-way deal, trip fucking trade. It is not working in your head. And even if you got that trade, do you know how much Giannis gets paid? Yeah, I know. Do you know how much Steph gets paid? Do you know how much Dra Why am I messing him up? He's the D Bull of the League. Draymond Green gets paid. You would not be able to afford that. The only reason why they got the Lakers got Luca is because LeBron James took a triple salary decrease. And that's because he's a billionaire. Steph Curry ain't no billionaire. He ain't taking no salary decrease.

SPEAKER_02 30:09

You never know. Never say never. Now we just wait. Now we just wait.

NBA playoff

SPEAKER_01 30:14

See, you and sports, I just don't get. It's a la la land with you. Okay. With your la la land of fucking sports. Who else do you think fucking? What do you think is gonna happen to the Bucks? You think the Bucks are gonna leave with no star? The Bucks ain't got shit anyways. They still gotta please a fandom. These motherfuckers don't care. They just need a star. Dallas don't care. The Bucks tried everything. And it just ain't working. Dallas don't give a fuck about their fans. I will give it to Bucks. They tried everything in the last five years. Nothing just works for them. That's not that's just shit out of luck type of that's right there. That's shit out of luck. But yeah, that's gonna be freaking crazy. LeBron's out. That was the whole point of that whole conversation is LeBron's out. Hopefully he doesn't retire. I was a little sad that day. If I get Giannis, I'll be happy though. Alright. We got a lot of delays on my on my plan flip right now, bro. That's kind of crazy. You got a lot of delays. Alright, let's talk about the delays. We're gonna talk about the one delay that everyone cares about, but me personally, I really starting to feel the overhypedness of this show. Solo leveling season three may be delayed until 2028. They have not even started production or any type of filming yet on that shit. Nothing. How do you feel about that?

SPEAKER_02 31:53

Honestly, I'm kind of glad they're giving us a little bit of insight on it. Because I mean most shows would just go for the next three, four years without us really telling us like what's happening behind the scenes or anything. But at least they're telling us a little bit. That it's you know, it's a problem with like the animation and shit, how long it takes to make. Because they said it took the final episode of season two, took them like 12 months to make. Just that one episode. So at least they've given us a little bit of insight. So it'll probably keep the fandom alive up until you know if it does even get released at that point. Are you even gonna be alive at that point? Hell yeah, dude. Listen, I waited for other shows, you know. Oh, how's that? So how's your wait for Overlord?

SPEAKER_01 32:35

I literally forgot about it. No, I don't care.

SPEAKER_02 32:37

I mean, uh, they can come out at any point. The last season was trash, the movie was trash. I don't even care no more. Well, I do care a lot. I'm glad. I'm glad.

SPEAKER_01 32:45

I'm glad you came to your senses that Overlord is shit.

SPEAKER_02 32:48

I could wait. I waited for Overlord, dude. I waited for Devil is a Part Timer. You know how long?

SPEAKER_01 32:55

Five.

SPEAKER_02 32:56

Eleven. I waited for 11 years for Devil is a part-timer just to get the trashiest, shittiest second season. Not ever, but one of the worst second seasons I've seen in a long time. Even worse than season two of fucking One Punch Man, bro. Yeah, never watched season two. It's it's not. Devil's a part timer season two was trash.

SPEAKER_01 33:21

Why do you hate One Punch Man season two?

SPEAKER_02 33:23

No, no, no. It's I'm only because I've told you how much I don't like it. So I'm only giving you an idea that this second season was even fucking worse. And I hated it. But every eye.

SPEAKER_01 33:33

But I have no idea what you're talking about because I think season two was dope. So if you're gonna say anything about that, like say like season five of seven deadly sins.

SPEAKER_02 33:45

Season three. Four. Season four is when it went down.

SPEAKER_01 33:49

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 33:50

That shit was trash.

SPEAKER_01 33:52

Which one's better?

SPEAKER_02 33:56

One punch, man.

SPEAKER_01 33:58

No, the other show.

SPEAKER_02 34:00

Oh, which one? Oh, between uh oh, between seventhly sins and the other one? It's probably still gonna be double as a part-timer. Because Seventh Least Sins was fucking terrible. Disgusting. I wanted to throw up. But double is a part-time is still bad. Especially for how long I waited. Especially because it's like it's not an A plus anime, it's just a good time watch. You enjoy it, you think about it, you move on. But I really liked the first season, so I waited and I waited and I waited.

SPEAKER_01 34:33

Hey kids, don't be bucked.

SPEAKER_02 34:34

And I got nothing out of it. Let's be real, guys. Fucking nothing.

SPEAKER_01 34:37

Kids, don't be buck. Just move on. Go watch a new anime. Go touch grass. Throw away the rock name Jeff or Bob. I don't know what to tell you, Buck, on that one.

SPEAKER_03 34:51

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_01 34:51

Just give me something on I'm actually sad about GTA 6 is getting delayed. I knew that shit was gonna happen. They didn't give us a trailer, they weren't saying anything. We were all just hyped. Literally, we went from hey guys, it's gonna be$80. Okay. Hey guys, it's gonna be$90. That's fine. Hey guys, it's gonna be$100. Sure. Hey guys, it might be$150 for the standard edition. Sure. Is it coming out this year? Yeah, okay. I don't care. Delayed until 2026, May 26th. I'm so lonely. I'm ready. What? What?

SPEAKER_02 35:39

It's all bad.

SPEAKER_01 35:40

This better be the best game I ever played in my life.

SPEAKER_02 35:43

Might be, but we're fucking delaying it for what reason.

SPEAKER_01 35:45

If that betrayed, I don't know, but it better be the best game of my life. Like it better be the best game ever. Rockstar never lost, and Rockstar never lost my faith ever. It better be the best game of my life, dude. I have better be ready to say I'm taking a week vacation from my job to watch, play, rewatch, rescript, stream it, play it. Don't give a fuck. I'm a GTA here and I'm called Mr. High and I smoke a cigar and I live on I-95 past Suburban Drive.

SPEAKER_02 36:18

Bunch. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 36:23

Have we not been waiting for this?

SPEAKER_02 36:25

Nah. I mean, I don't know how the fuck they can just say, oh, we're gonna delay it for one whole year. Sorry. When it was months, like months away from being released. Like they've been hyping that shit up for like the whole fucking year that oh it's coming out this year. But it's oh, you're gonna have to wait one whole fucking year? A whole year, like nothing. And they told us like nothing either. Like, oh, sorry, I know you're waiting, but wait another year. The fuck?

SPEAKER_01 36:49

What does that mean? I don't want to wait a year. Like, I wanted this shit today. I thought I was gonna be able to pre-order it in May. Fucking bastards.

SPEAKER_02 36:58

Fucking ridiculous. Fucking Rockstar doing Rockstar shit, always fucking it up.

SPEAKER_01 37:02

You had the whole gaming community from the fans to the content creators to the fucking companies. To the companies, all saying on November, May to November, we ain't dropping shit. Listen to me. May to November, we ain't dropping shit. And on the day that GTA comes out, we're not updating shit. How do you have that much fucking power?

SPEAKER_02 37:34

And they just delayed fucking everybody. Oh they delayed. I'm about to cry. They even delayed the fucking companies from delaying.

SPEAKER_01 37:41

Like right now, I'm just laying in my chair, just passed out, upset right now. I went through so much in 24 hours, and I wake up to GTA 6 is delayed. What else is gonna go wrong this week, bro? What else? I'm gonna wake up and I'm gonna say, hey, guess what? JJK is canceled. I'm just right there. So I guess we're waiting a whole year. Start the clock over again. From right here to this day. Fucking May, dude. May 3rd. Let's start the clock over again. A whole year and a couple months. A whole year and a couple days. Let's start the clock.

SPEAKER_02 38:26

Stupid ass.

SPEAKER_01 38:27

I know, dude. It's so fucking stupid.

SPEAKER_02 38:30

If the game is done already, what the fuck are you gotta do?

SPEAKER_01 38:31

Do you even have a PS5? No, I have an Xbox. Is it coming out on Xbox?

SPEAKER_02 38:37

It's Rockstar, they come out on everything. I don't think Rockstar has settled into the console wars yet. Ghost of Toshima. That's that's a PlayStation company, right? Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's a PlayStation exclusive.

SPEAKER_01 38:55

Red Dead Redemption? That's for both.

SPEAKER_02 38:58

Okay, never mind. Or three actually. PC, Xbox, and PlayStation. Rockstar plays the field. You know, it kind of plays. Because that's how they make the most money. They play for all three moves.

SPEAKER_01 39:10

Well, PC, PC ain't getting GTA 6 until 2027.

SPEAKER_02 39:13

Yeah. They're delaying the hell out of that one.

SPEAKER_01 39:16

Bro, do you understand how long that is?

Delay Season: Solo Leveling S3

SPEAKER_02 39:18

It's because that's gonna that's gonna stall all the mods from being, you know. I wanna have a beard. You're gonna have what? I want to have a beard. Get the fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_01 39:28

What? Like like bro, this was like I didn't have a beard when they came out with the trailer. Now I have like a little like nice ass little, you know, little thing on my on my chin on my chin. When it I'm uh it's gonna be a straight beard, bro. I'm gonna be able to comb it and be like, all right, we're finally here. GTA 6. Boom, boom, boom. All of a sudden we hear this. We're going to war.

SPEAKER_02 39:56

Nah, dude, finally. What would you do? Finally, why am I even saying finally, bro? What the fuck? That's just delayed for a year. Oh my god. Dude, a whole fucking. I was so excited. Dude, I told myself I was ready to drop any amount of money on this fucking game. You know what? By the time it comes out next year, I don't even know. You probably still will, but I'm gonna be mad. I'm gonna be mad about it.

SPEAKER_01 40:16

You have no control over this. You just like literally, you are a person just waiting for your meal.

SPEAKER_02 40:23

Damn it. They're gonna have me waiting in line too, bro.

SPEAKER_01 40:27

Like, you know how the Nintendo players, when their prices went to like$4.99 and they already sold out immediately without even thinking about it. We all called them stupid. They're gonna, they're truly gonna all call us stupid.

SPEAKER_02 40:39

We're gonna be in the same fucking line.

SPEAKER_01 40:41

Same line, bro. We're gonna bust down either$150 to$400 on a game. Remember that. I want you to remember that. I want you to buy every time you buy or play a free game. Remember, there's gonna be a day in your life.

SPEAKER_02 40:55

Or how's it drop? Money.

SPEAKER_01 40:58

That you're really about to pay$150 for one game, plus, you might have to buy the Mac the shark card. Because we all know now that we're all grown up, you need those. You need you need some money in your account while you're playing the story, so you can just hop on and do what you need to do. It's all bad. I realized that. When I was you know, when you were a kid and you played GTA 5 the first time, you just play the story, and then you hopped online with zero dollars and you slept in the car.

SPEAKER_02 41:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 41:24

And then you saw the shark cards, and then we were like, why would you buy that? It makes sense now. You buy it, you buy the shark card with the game, the ultimate edition and stuff. You play the story mode, drop in there with five million dollars in your pocket.

SPEAKER_02 41:39

I'm so lucky that I'm never falling into temptation.

SPEAKER_01 41:42

Uh buying?

SPEAKER_02 41:42

Yeah. Online purchases? Yeah, no, I've never really played it. Or gaming? No, no, I mean like as in yeah, like like a shark card or anything like that.

SPEAKER_01 41:49

Like a Fortnite skin, a mum, yeah, no, Fortnite, yeah, but not on Rockstar, I mean.

SPEAKER_02 41:54

Like Fortnite is is fine because it comes and goes, but Rockstar, it's consistent, you know what I mean? Like nothing gets added new to the game except fucking cars, and they cost like 30 bucks real life money.

GTA 6 Delay

SPEAKER_01 42:04

Well, no, it's like cars, missions, casinos, but like they can't really do much. You know how old that game is. Yeah, no, it's like it's so much. Like, we're talking, we're thinking of like nowadays of how much the world grew over like exchanges of gaming. Back when rocks like GTA 5 first came out, bro. What the fuck else was you playing? You were playing Halo, you were playing GTA, or you're playing Call of Duty. Anything else that was just a one-off game for that year. Those three games hold dominance until all of a sudden you heard a game came out of play called Rainbow Six Siege that took over the franchise. Then you heard a game for kids. You heard a game that you could build.

SPEAKER_00 42:51

You heard the magical words of Fortnite.

SPEAKER_01 42:54

Speaking of Fortnite, do you think Fortnite's dying?

SPEAKER_02 42:58

I don't think so. I think they're bigger than ever.

SPEAKER_01 43:00

Think they're bigger than ever?

SPEAKER_02 43:01

Yeah, they got so much mod modes, yeah. Modes of like anything you can play of, basically.

SPEAKER_01 43:07

See, that's what I was saying. A lot of people are trying to kick clickbait, even we are doing it. Of his if Fortnite dying right now, and are they doing a comeback season to make players come back because of Marvel Rivals and other great games that have been coming out in the past couple of weeks? They're doing collab with Star Wars. Fortnite can't lose. That's nice. When are you gonna come play Fortnite with me?

SPEAKER_02 43:34

One of these days. I haven't been gaming as much lately. Me neither. I've been kind of focused on life a little.

SPEAKER_01 43:41

Kind of, kind of a little bit, you know, doing things here and there. As much as I can. Right. As much as I can. I only can focus on so much as I can do. I don't know if that was a word. Sounds about right. Alright, whatever. But anyway, Fortnite's coming out, Fortnite's a new season. How do you feel about it? Are you gonna play it? Are you gonna finally hop on? Are you gonna finally buy a can a skin or do something?

SPEAKER_02 44:05

I might hop on. Sometimes every so often they give you like free skins if you level up enough.

SPEAKER_01 44:09

So the worst part about this, if you hop on right now, I think the store is gonna kill you. It's all anime related. It's all anime related. So I think they brung back my hero. They brung back JJK. They brung back attack on Titans. They brung back Goku, all the Super Saiyans.

SPEAKER_03 44:25

Ooh.

SPEAKER_01 44:26

And they brung back someone else but I can't remember off the top of my head right now.

SPEAKER_02 44:31

I'm gonna I'm probably gonna go check it just in case.

SPEAKER_01 44:34

There's a lot I'll tell you not to do it.

SPEAKER_02 44:36

It's a lot. Now the only thing I'd want to buy is the I'm blanking out of the name the cloud from Nimbus? The Nimbus. They got Nimbus that's the only thing I'd want to buy because that's fucking clean.

SPEAKER_01 44:49

So you don't want to ride on Shinron?

SPEAKER_02 44:51

I like the Nimbus. No I like Shinron.

SPEAKER_01 44:53

Because how Shinron works is when you're falling out the air you see no so when you're falling out the air and when you press X the fucking seven dragon balls come under you and then they start rotating and then Shinron comes out and kicked out.

SPEAKER_02 45:07

What the job it literally goes like shh and then Shinron comes out and then you land on them and you start flying.

SPEAKER_01 45:14

That's cool. That's fucking cool I'm telling you bro when you like anime like what they do with the anime skins is pretty dope because they hide like hidden features only anime players will be like oh that was hard. Yeah like like you know like if you didn't watch the show you're gonna look at it and say it's a dragon be like okay that's cool. When you watch the show and you see the whole thing how they made it you're just like it's a whole fucking reference okay I love Gohan and I love Shinron. Why the fuck am I not buying both it's all a reference now oh and then I think they also bring back Rick and Morty nice Rick and Morty oh you can't get Rick you can't get Rick you can get Morty and uh his sister. Rick was a battle pass. Um stingy bastards yeah I have Rick you bought it oh bro you have every battle pass like watch when you play with me bro I have all the skins all the skins like the best part of playing with me you get to see all the skins you want because I'll play with it and then you can debate about copying it. I have skins I have shoes I have cars I have music because the one thing I do like about Fortnite I don't know why we're talking about Fortnite so much but we're just talking about Fortnite at this point. Because it's not dead yet it's not dead yet you're right but um the one thing I do like about Fortnite is you can buy like you know how they it bought like guitar hero method and all that stuff so you can buy music that you like so what's your favorite song just think of anything. Quick put me on the spot quick quick quick quick Good Kid of Mad City Good Kid Mad City I know they had a couple Kendrick songs a couple days back I don't think they have good kid mad city on there and if they do I will buy it I think they have I and then they have I think they had not like us right no they don't have not like us they have them as that's like no they don't have not like us no no I mean I remember because I I I uh you can't put a minor in a freaking kit in a kit no they don't have not like I was uh I was playing Fortnite and then I came up on Kendrick and they were playing one of his songs damn what was it it could be edit oh humble yeah there you go but that's yeah so they have humble so like say if you like humble right so you buy so you buy the album of Humble and then when you go to your locker you could put it as your background music of when you start the game so when you put it as that right when you load up in the game it starts playing that song immediately like but like while it's loading up you're hearing that music that's what when you're in the lobby you just hear music fucking fade in and out fade in and out of boom and then you play it and then you can make a whole playlist so like I have Wiz Khalifa Kendrick Lamar Dr. Dre everybody. I'm just listening just random songs the whole fucking time like you know random songs juice world like random songs I like listening to and then every time I hop on Fortnite I'm not hearing like Fortnite music I'm just hearing my type of music lowered into the game. Bastards I know I just bought Finn from Adventure Time I had to do it there's too much money in this bro I'm telling you right now don't don't be me no you put too much money into it no yeah no yeah in the middle it's like a 50 50 my account's expensive Alice skins oh cry last time you showed me your skins I I don't even remember no more but this was what like like a year two years ago almost yeah about so knowing the way I I remember time probably like two years ago now yeah and then you were like oh yeah no and there's still more coming I should double by now tripled because the shoes didn't come out yet oh that's right so like you had to buy now you have to buy Jordans crocs ridiculous you don't have to but like eh you might as well you're telling me you wouldn't want a pair of crocs for walking around on your character hell yeah so you want to put a crocs on Gojo hell yeah nah that's bastards they know exactly what you want you want to put the all white you want to put the all white Nike Jordans on fucking Gojo like think of this they're thinking of like I have um I have one pair of Jordan shoes on Gojo that's literally all white and has blue under damn somebody's running you just see the baby blue when he's running and everything yeah it's goji wild I have some nice ass air Jordans for Miles Morales. Hey there you go when he jumps off that fucking off a building because I got I'm telling you when you hop on you're gonna get on this game and like you're gonna be like what the fuck am I supposed to do and I'm gonna be like you can do anything. Long story short Fortnite's not dead okay Fortnite ain't dead that was a long story. Alright on to the next one now this is the one that I need you to actually give me some power give me some oomph give me some real live input and be honest Buck I really need you to be honest. I need you to be honest and real you ready a hundredth men versus a gorilla we're talking fist no weapons no nothing just boom arena go I'm gonna put it in a real standard we're in the tropical jungle there's a hundred men stuck in the tropical jungle and there's one ape in the tropical jungle the men has nothing at all just their fist a hundred men but they have their brain and intellect during this fight who wins now I like the way you set it up now my question is you can't make weapons right like you can only you got I promise you if one of my friends get ripped apart and his bone is sticking out I'm gonna just be a savage and grab his bone and I get that but the argument is that it's a hundred barefist men versus a gorilla it's not no weapons you can't make weapons nothing it's just all hands. It's all hand's the argument that's the original argument the original argument is a hundred a hundred men versus a gorilla they will lose right with no spears no weapons no guns right if that's the case we will still win because even though we cannot make spears we cannot come in there with weapons it's a hundred or no guns that's a hundred people intellect and once I see an arm dismantled and it looks like a really good club I'm gonna try to pick it up and use it but you can use something basically like probably all right we'll say the main limbs of your fallen comrades can be used as a weapon like someone has to die for a weapon to come into play.

Is Fortnite losing player

SPEAKER_02 51:53

I mean or you could rip one of the gorilla's ice arms off but that ain't happening I see 30 people getting bodied right away like right away right talking about can we win yeah I mean I I feel like the humans can now if you set it up in a natural environment where you gotta survive no matter what obviously right they'll build traps spears knives whatever they can now this is a 1v1 but if you put me in a metal arena with nothing but a hundred people and a gorilla I'm probably getting killed right away but somebody behind me is coming in to fight. I won't even lie Buck you would not even be a part of the roster anyways you would be fodder anyways 10 people versus one gorilla at least 70 people get bodied in total that gorilla's going down I say we send like 300 to 400 pound fat niggas first.

SPEAKER_01 52:45

Like 25 of them first. All of them go first wear out his make him do some reps. They're gonna go but make them do some reps and then right when they are down we send the athletes the ones that can go for the jaws know the techniques know how to dislocate a bone or something we have them all start grappling them. We might have to send 20 to 30 of them out there. Because a lot of them are going to drop and we're gonna need some people to replace them.

SPEAKER_02 53:11

So the first wave is going to be about how many people 25 fat people. 25 fat people okay we got to entire them out.

SPEAKER_01 53:17

It's gonna be about 30 30 athletes that know how to grapple because we need to grapple the legs the arms like all types of mixed martial arts I need someone to be able to I need someone to take one for the team and grab the cojones. Yeah I'm gonna need someone really to I need like maybe two people to take one for the team and just rip the cojones off. Yeah then I need someone to grab on top of him and just poke the eyeballs out. So we're losing about a solid 30 to 40 people at that point right now. A lot of people died at this point.

SPEAKER_02 53:49

So we're talking 25 first round 35 second round right martial artists.

SPEAKER_01 53:53

Mix martial 30 30 we're going to 30 so 25 30 55 in total so now the rest I feel like by that second wave we send in every heavyweight Brock Lesnar Shama any person I just look like they can knock them person out in one punch we're sending all the beasts that we got to finish the job and I feel like after all of that damage.

SPEAKER_02 54:19

How much would the second how man how much would the third wave be oh we'll lose we'll lose like maybe 10 people at that time these are beasts.

SPEAKER_01 54:27

Yeah like killing a Brock Lesnar ain't gonna be easy.

SPEAKER_02 54:29

Killing a Khabib ain't gonna be easy like you're gonna have to kill these guys you're gonna I mean gorillas are pretty big though like you gotta remember these guys are like six we already sent not six but I'm saying I'm thinking like five eight five nine maybe there's they're big guys and they're bulky.

SPEAKER_01 54:44

But by the third wave it would start slowing down at least we already sent the big guys that was 25 that they had to do reps then we sent the athletes to start going after the bones and the and the cojones and the eyes after those like you're tired. There's no way this gorilla is not tired. You're full I know you ate a good chunk of fat. So you're full you're tired and you've been lifting for about a solid five to six minutes of this fight yeah my athlete my after I bring out the monsters we should get the job done anyone who says we're walking out of here with like 25 people casualties is no we are gonna walk out of here maybe with 20 solid men with a gorilla head and call it a day. That's some warrior right there. And I feel like this is all man mochismo and I feel like nobody understands but men.

SPEAKER_02 55:40

But we win in this shit easily 100 men at least 70 people getting bodied but we can't send no normal people out there.

SPEAKER_01 55:49

I think that's where they're messing up the whole conversation.

SPEAKER_02 55:51

Because that's that's kind of what the whole point is like sending a hundred of you is pointless. Like I'm guessing it's not gonna be exactly my size but it's gonna be like mixed you know what I mean like some short some tall some buffs some skinny some tough you know what I mean shit like that.

SPEAKER_01 56:04

So they're the way they're talking about it is a hundred just pick a hundred random people it could be I don't know all shapes and sizes right then we lose maybe I mean it's still a hundred people no we lose I don't know I think there'll probably be a hundred of you but that's not the fucking argument the argument is a hundred random people they could be all types of shapes and sizes that's fine if they send me and you and we had a hundred random other people no athletes no like no jujitsu we didn't pick these niggas out we just know that there's just a hundred random people here we don't know any background of them we have adrenaline adrenaline is a crazy bitch. We have no team captain and we're about to just go in here and mess up a gorilla we're going to die gruesomely for like 80 people might die but all of us you get it done you get it done the last 10 people are gonna be shaking and be so scared bro we're gonna see people get just straight ripped apart straight like who's that guy from invincible conquest I mean straight just like that bro I mean we're gonna see one guy go like this and say wait and the and the ape's just gonna keep going he's gonna pull an immortal on us so yeah no I'm gonna be real with that we're done if we're if that's the discussion if we're just talking about random city folk and people that has no experience men and we haven't been on the grind like that we're dying send a hundred tarzan send a hundred tarzan people in there shit we might only lose 20 we might only lose 20 men they forget that they forget that because we are so calm and relaxed now and not in our prime state how we used to be men used to run the jungle and we still got adrenaline left which that you know you can break a bone but if you got if you're running on adrenaline you're good bro you can still walk on that motherfucker yeah no like Buck me and you would both definitely die oh we're in the fur we're in the front lines bro we're not we're not in the front lines we're we're getting one swing at sh we're gone I promise you right now I will scam my way to get us into the least the middle middle wave because I'll be like I can throw you so like while everyone's distracting I'll throw you on top of the monkey and you go for the eye so that's the only way I feel like you'll be useful in this whole fight I just have to throw you hopefully you land on top of the ape and hopefully you can get an eye out before you die you die no matter what in this cost in the middle you'll be helpful hey I'll be there with you I'll yell oh man so we're gonna say if we if we plan it and we get to select a hundred men we win.

SPEAKER_02 59:05

If we're picking a random hundred men we die I'm still giving it to them you're gonna still give it to the man I'm gonna still give it to the man I'm I'm telling this conversation just will never die I'm I'm telling you now I'm gonna say we're dead that that adrenaline thing is a fucking thing shit compared to an ape's adrenaline no I mean I get that but you know an ape can go on for so long a fucking human the only time it's stopped is with a debt I know but I feel like we're getting one punched no I mean for sure I mean you're getting 30 people are getting dropped in the first 30 seconds easily but then after that is when it gets good and then when he just starts biting with the teeth then you start poking eyeballs or you start poking whatever you can.

SPEAKER_01 59:50

See that's when I think you're gonna just die. See I am not with that I am not with not knowing everyone's background in their martial arts.

SPEAKER_02 59:58

I need to send people out there that I know when I send you out there you know you have one job or death I get that I get that but that the conversation they're having is just a hundred random people a hundred random people shit I now that I think about it it could be elderly too see they're gonna go in the no I'm planning humans used to take out woolly mammoths with spirits with calories with spears and planning so what we're just taking and also we weren't we're taking out prep time you're tell you're telling me in the span of a hundred people it's gonna take the ape five minutes to kill them all maybe I have enough prep time no minutes is enough prep time if you put me in the middle of a forest with a hundred people and tell me hunt this gorilla down any means necessary no done no but if you put me in an arena yes and the gorilla just comes out I mean everybody's gonna die but you might kill in the end I feel like the prep time is automatically put in there because the second that the people see the gorilla the prep time starts the first person who dies shit out of luck your prep time was literally half a second.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:13

I am sorry that your prep time was half a second no one could do nothing about you. But the 50 person that's on their way out he had about five minutes of prep time and those five minutes he could have picked up a bone he could have picked up a ball he could have picked he could have figured out like some loose object where he could trip the monkey prep time is in and on the last 10 they had 10 minutes of prep time 10 minutes of prep time while watching people die. And you know there's just one you know there's always that one guy back there just thinking the whole time looking at everyone down but he's thinking while they're all down he's be like yo you do that you do that blah blah boom boom prep time we're Batman we win okay I guess we're winning this shit.

100 Men Vs A Gorilla

SPEAKER_02 1:02:03

Yeah yeah you know what I just convinced myself now that I finished that whole speech I just convinced myself even if it's a random people we are gonna still win okay I'm glad we got that set out I just argue with myself did I really just argue with myself a little bit just to convince yourself the fuck just happened I swear to god the memo cheeseboat is insane I started buying into this shit I was like I can't believe I started buying into this shit oh my god that is so funny oh man Dustin Poirier what's going on with Dustin Poirier Dustin Poirier is in his last fight this next fight that he's gonna fight is gonna be against Max Holloway for the BMF belt but it's also gonna be his last fight so if he wins he's gonna have three wins over Max he's gonna get the BMF title and retire as a king who never touched gold but the opponents he face are all time great.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:19

You can't be a king if you never touch gold Buck I'm gonna just be real with you.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:22

No I mean I get that but some of the people he fought are going down in history bro you can call him a knight he was the greatest knight you ever seen in your life huh a knight sure but if he wins against Max Holloway it's gonna be a nice fat stat. But if he loses it's gonna I'm gonna cry I'm really gonna cry that time the first time he lost was Islam I kind of I kinda cried a little bit too but this time I'm gonna cry a lot tears because why you're gonna see the fucking gloves touch the mat.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:56

Tears brought you on take off the shoes and put it on the floor you're gonna see him take off the USC and just put it all there. Dude that's it bro he's gonna write Dustin Poirier on the mat, sign it.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:07

He's either gonna walk out with his shield or walk on his shield or be carried in his shield. That's why he's a knight bro he's not a king he's a Spartan bro that motherfucker's crazy badass.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:18

Though personally you know me I don't really care about the UFC that much but I am going to watch that fight because that sounds like a great entertaining fight Max Poirier doesn't ever Max and Poirier never ever let me down. Never do it doesn't matter if they're fighting each other or fighting other people Max and Poirier never let me down. Those two fighting together just sounds like a great fight facts great way to end it great way to end the show I feel like Max should retire pretty soon so I feel like this is the best way whoever loses retires. And Dustin was uh Max first fight too yeah when he when he came to the UFC me personally I would have them do like a a contract where like they get double the amount of money and this is a retirement fight so whoever whoever loses walks away forever and they blisted it like that.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:07

No Max is still young.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:09

But how crazy would it be though? Yeah that's wild how crazy like you would watch that just because like yo we all know Dustin should retire but if Max loses he has to leave what what come on just make UFC WWE already wwe already bro it'll be very much more entertaining if it had wwe scripts there's no storylines here only raw raw rawness did you not just gave me raw in information and all I said is I will host that give me a storyline that's what you said give me give me a WWE storyline and I was like no no I said let me put a contract in that the contract clearly stated triple the money but it's a retirement

SPEAKER_02 1:06:00

If there's real beef, there'll be real beef.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:03

It is real beef.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:04

There's no beef. They love each other. No, with the WWE, there's fake beef, and sometimes it gets real. But with UFC, if it's real, you're just going in there to beat the hell out of each other.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:14

So you're not understanding me. My beef is I'm the UFC beefing with these two. You're old, you're losing too many fights. Retirement. Prove your worth and you retire or prove your worth.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:26

And they're both coming off one loss.

unknown 1:06:29

Just trash.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:30

Dustin lost against Islam, the champ. I'm just saying, but Max lost against Ilya Tuporia, the champ. You're telling me you can't make a script. You're telling me you can't make a script. I can make a script. They're both likable dudes, though. I know. They're no, like they're literally two of the most likable dudes. So it's hard to put up a script.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:49

How much would you cry if there was a real contract saying that this is a retirement match, no matter what? If they lost, the UFC is out of their picture forever. It will put the stakes up high. Because like right now, you're just debating it. Like you're like, it could be his last match. If he wins, he might fight again. If he loses, yeah, no, he might, he might call it a day. Nah, bruh. No, Dustin said it's let's make this interesting. Three times the money. Hey, Max, you lost your last fight. You're losing your style. You're losing your fans. Let me do this for you. If you lose this fight, you're gone. You're out. You're kaput. You're caputo. Galala. I don't know what the fuck the last word was, but you're out of here. Hey, Dustin.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:37

If you win this shit, I'll give you a title match. But if you lose, you retire.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:43

The one thing that his fandom has been waiting for his whole time has getting another championship opportunity. And if I gave him a championship opportunity, if he wins this fight, but he retires if he loses. Max, if you win this fight, you keep your motherfucking job. Or you're gone.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:08

I don't know about all that. But it's gonna be a great fight, anyways, because they all throw down all the time.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:14

Every time. How exciting was it though? How exciting was that?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:17

I don't care.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:17

It was exciting.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:18

I don't care. No, it was exciting. It's gonna be a fucking war that night.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:22

You're just mad because I made a great idea and you know.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:25

No, it's just it's a terrible idea because if Dustin wins, Max is gone. Yeah, and Max is still good. Like Max Holloway lost his last fight, but that fucking Ilya is a beast, bro. I don't like him, but he's a fucking monster.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:37

Bro, how it works in the WWE. Yes, if he loses and you said you like realness, right? If this was WWE, we would have script it where Dustin loses no matter what. We just make a great fight and Dustin lose and he retires. But since you weren't real, Dustin is most likely gonna win. That's real. No, I'm just saying you weren't real, so I'm trying to compensate your real. I'm putting up the stimulations. You know the stakes. Max, you have no choice but to win. Dustin, you have no choice but to win or lose. It doesn't really matter because you're at the end of your flame. Pretty much it's like it's like when the Undertaker fought his last match, and we all knew he was retiring anyway. So, like, it's the same thing, but it's more like we're gonna public out to the media, and then we're gonna say da da da this, da da da da da that. They're gonna make their bets, and it doesn't matter who wins, we win. Because if Max loses, his fans are upset, his fans are mad that he's not coming back to the UFC. We hide Max for a year saying that he's not coming back, we're saying he's never coming back, we take him off the UFC thing, everything. Dana White, I am giving you greatness, information, but he's gonna come back in the end. Yeah, he's gonna come back. Duh. That's the whole point.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:53

Then it holds no value. Yeah, it does. It holds no value. Yeah, no, because you you faked out basically. No, it's faked out of more of the hype. In this case, it's legit. Like if Dustin wins or loses, gone.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:05

Well, because that was the plan. Yeah, no matter what. Like in the back of in the back of the scenes, Dustin.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:09

But there's no storyline here.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:10

It's just realness. Yeah, that's the realness of it. Dustin, no matter what of the realness, Dustin wanted to leave, right? He's gonna retire, he's ready to retire. Yeah, so in this fight, let's just give him a candy. Because we know Dustin wants another title shot if he can get one after this fight. If that was a guaranteed, he will have a little more umth in his fight.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:29

So I put both of those things on the line. It doesn't matter who wins. If Dustin loses, okay, Max wins, he keeps his job, blah, blah, blah. We're on to the next day again. I gotta make another fucking script. But if Dustin wins, I get to set up a script for him going up against the fight, a champion fight for his final, actual final fight, sell that out of to all of his fans, buy hella box off his pay-per-views off of it, and then he goes and wins the championship, or he loses and retires. Either way, I made fucking bank. And that time, while that storyline's going, what is all the Max Holloway fans are gonna do? Oh, they're gonna bitch. Oh, they're gonna bitch so fucking hard. Oh, they're gonna be so mad that Max Holloway is out of the UFC and they're seeing that Max Holloway merchants ain't on the UFC no more. They're gonna complain and whine and moan. We're gonna let Max play. We're gonna we're gonna let Max fight in the indie scene and have like his fans actually think like he's gone from the UFC. He's fighting here at the FWA or something. A year later, comes back later. We'll say we'll find a rival or somebody who we know that like hates Max or we can make something out of it, but it has to be real, right? This doesn't work because I can't script it, right? It has to be real, right? So I can't go off of hey, I'm making this fake ass fucking dude to for Max's comeback. It has to be real. So when he comes back in a year, all of a sudden, boom, pay-per-view. People want to watch Max Holloway again. All of a sudden, the biggest pay-per-view, and then if he wins, boom, we lifted Max's fucking stat up even more, and I'm making 15 other fucking storylines while I'm at it. And that was all real. Like, that's all stakes.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:24

That's a great fictional story.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:26

It was all real, though. That's like that was just the stakes.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:29

Yeah, but that's not how the UFC plays, it's not how it played it from the beginning. Listen, you know why Habib versus Connor was such a buy? Because Habib hates Connor's ass, and that was a real pure hatred. And that's why Indiana, after he choked him out, he went and jumped at his team because he actually hated him.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:47

But this ain't about hate. Well, how I can't. That one, that one's an easy ass one. I could have even made that one better.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:54

But like, that's if there's real beef in the UFC, there's real beef. Like, there's no reason why.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:58

Connor McGregor and what's his name? Michael Chandler. That's an easy storyline.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:02

No, I mean that was been set up for years. At this point, people are kind of they're tired. You know what I mean? They're tired because they're hyping it up, but then then you get a little, oh, it might be. But then you're like, nah, it's probably not.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:14

Yeah, no. So that one's just in limbo at this point. But I'm just saying, like, stories like that are easier because people actually hate each other. Fictional hate. Like real hate. Oh, like UFC hate. Like these niggas. Kabib and Connor will never be in the same room with each other. Oh no, 100%. They they throw jabs at each other 10 years later. John Jones and uh who's that guy? The one he wants to f he doesn't want to fight? Tom Aspinal? No, no, no, no. Uh the one he knocked out and he cried in the ring. Oh, DC. DC. Sorry, DC. I love you. Stop saying shit, DC. They will never ever be in the same room together. Those storylines are easy to make. They appreciate each other, but they're throwing jackets. I don't have to hype that up. Like, I just have to make couple cuts, couple edits, boom, boom, boom, say some words to hype the fans up, and boom, that one's set. With the one I'm saying is these guys like each other, and I just have to put a stipulation where, like, even though y'all like each other, even though y'all are friends, in that ring, when that bell rings, y'all's job's on the line.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:13

How many fake outs has the WWE done? Hella. So it is a thing. It's a thing. So if a fighter says I'm gonna retire, there's a 90% chance it's coming back. Yeah. John, yeah. Okay, so it's they'll see it coming a mile away, basically.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:28

No.

UFC X WWE Scripts

SPEAKER_02 1:14:29

But it happens a lot, so there's a high chance that it's gonna happen.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:32

Bro, CM Punk left and we didn't see him in 12 years. And every single year we said he's coming back.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:40

So a regular fighter that like I'm guessing you have to be a star to pull a move like that, right?

SPEAKER_01 1:14:45

100%.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:46

So what's the time jump between when they retire and when they come back?

SPEAKER_01 1:14:50

5-4.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:51

Really? 5-4 years. What the that's a long ass time.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:55

We're still waiting for John Moxley, who's and fighting in AEW right now. He left, he left WWE in I think 2018. What the? And we're still waiting, and they're still like, we're still like saying, oh, he's gonna come back on this pay-per-view, oh, he's gonna hit on this rumble. That's what makes it like we even though we know it's coming, even like it could be real beef in the background where they're never gonna like each other again and we're never gonna see them again. As fandoms, we know that yo, come back. So it doesn't even matter if you know that they're faking out. Do you know if it's real or not? That's the point. And then because UFC is all about realness, half the shit is real.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:43

No, I mean, like the UFC beasts are real. Like some of the UFC fighters, they retire and then they come back, or they semi-retire and come back. I know.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:50

That's because like in that case, they literally just tell me before they want to do it, so then I make a storyline out of it because they don't even fight all every week, they fight every three or six months. Yeah, so I make a storyline out of it, hyping it up, boom, they retire, come back. I make a storyline out of that, boom, they're back. What the UFC fucks up on is that they give their fucking UFC fighters more control over than the storyline of what the UFC they need to start putting in contracts. Yo, if you have a plan, let me know so I can script the plan around your plan so it can all match up. We gotta keep the realness and we gotta also keep our fans happy at the same time, too.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:31

So you want it to be like a soap opera? It is. UFC is that's more like reality TV than anything. Soap opera. No, I mean a soap opera is scripted. The second that like Patty scripted.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:43

The second that like Patty, Michael, Michael Chandler, or like John Jones, someone like that comes into the room, it's it turns into a straight soap opera. It turns into a straight soap opera with a great fight, and that we all know it. Like, we all know it. We all like every time Shama comes in with his whole getup in the middle of the ring, and everybody yells, Shamma, that's a soap opera.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:06

Because that is just no script, it's just come in, be some ass, but you hear his backstory.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:11

You hear like yo, I climb the mountain.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:13

Yeah, no, but I'm saying it's not pre-made, you know, like it's not like he hates this specific fighter that he just met three months ago and he's gonna fight now. It's not like that.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:21

That's not it's not like that in the WWE either.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:23

They just have to- I'm guessing you guys set it up years in advance, right?

SPEAKER_01 1:17:26

No, you just have fights, dude. You have a belt, all you do, you have a belt, you have contenders, and you want the belt. So, what you need to do is all you need to do is fight for the belt, and it depends on your popularity, just like the UFC, if you can get towards the belt, and when you're in that middle card, that's when you start getting like these little scripts to get towards the belt. Sometimes it works out, sometimes it doesn't.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:47

Yeah, no, even if you're bored.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:48

In the UFC you can become champ. In the UFC, that middle shit will be so fucked up, though, in the script writing industry, bro. Like, I would be going, I'll rip my hair out, dude. Because if I plan for six months for Patty the Batty to go for the championship, and he's been in it. I plan for his sixth month of his mid-card shit. He hit everything I planned for, and then he lost on the last plan, and I have to scrap it and start over, I'll lose my shit. Because that's how the USC works. Like, I cannot make Patty win.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:17

All I can do is set him up to like you're not fucking safe until he gets into that cage. Anything can happen at that point. So, like, I'll that's why fought fucking fights fall out every fucking minute.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:27

Yeah, so like, unlike the WWE, like how they will know what's gonna happen next, so they could just plan one script. I'll have to plan five scripts just in case fans in case anything goes wrong. But the main one, like say Patty's the main one I want. But in case this guy beats him, I gotta make sure he has a script to go for the champ. Like, I gotta make sure I'll be able to pivot. And then if Patty loses, I gotta make a script for him to do a comeback and then see if he can do that. It'll be way harder for the UFC to do the scripts. But I'm just saying, if you pay the money and get the script writers right, tell them that they can't like they can't mess with the stars, but they gotta make the story. They can do it. Those are fucking animals, bro. All you gotta do is just ask them five fucking questions and then just make up a fucking story, tell them to sign the clause of the contract, tell them the rules of the contract, hype up people about what's going to happen in the contract, and boom. Like that's easy, bro. I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:25

Let's go, Dustin.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:26

Fuck Dustin. Let's go, Max. Alright. That was a good conversation about freaking WWE and USC making a collab.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:38

They hate each other though, they'll never do it. They they're the same thing. Well, he McMahon is not on power no more, right? It's is it his daughter now or somebody, another company?

SPEAKER_01 1:19:48

No, it's Mc the McMahon family, but the what's his name?

SPEAKER_02 1:19:55

Miss Triple H. Triple H, yeah. So it's him and Stephanie. Stephanie and some other co-hosts. Everybody behind the scenes, right?

SPEAKER_01 1:20:02

And The Rock. Like they they're all merged into one company now. So it's the UFC, WWE, and then something else. I forgot what other actually you never know.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:12

If Dana White leaves, like he said he's gonna plan to leave. Wait, so Dana White is working on bare uh not bare neckle boxing, the slap contest, right?

SPEAKER_01 1:20:21

He already did it.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:22

He already he already started doing that. So, you know, he said he's gonna he wants to make it a big thing, so maybe he might leave the UFC and go focus on that because a UFC is already a pre-built billion dollar company. So maybe he wants to find something in his life. So if he does do that, they don't have really another personality like Dana White, so it might go more, you know, commercial, industry based. So next thing you know, we're gonna have fucking storylines like that because their own personality.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:46

I'm just saying, my storylines will work so much. Like, imagine if I was just working on a Shamma storyline this whole time, like all the fights that's been leading up has been leading up to Shamma for his return.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:56

Hemala's like Izzy, oh Izzy getting knocked out.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:59

No, like if I had the contract already set up and I knew they're fighting next, if he wins this fight, when the fight goes off and he does win the fight, I just make the whole stadium go black. Like he bell rung, boom, boom, boom, the whole stadium goes black. Nothing goes, you don't hear nothing, and all of a sudden you see a red light at the door and you see Shamma.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:19

Like, if anything, I feel like that's that's the one thing that UFC is missing, which is like a show. Yeah, a show. Like boxing does that very well sometimes. I remember I watched uh Anthony Joshua fight and they had fireworks and everything. He walked, he walked in in a white robe.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:33

I was like, yo, that's cool. Even the Ryan Garcia, those fucking walking.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:38

Yeah, no, I mean like the Batmobile was so sick. That was clean. That was the OG, too. That was the 70s in the 80s, I think.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:44

Anyone that's hating on that Batmobile, you're just a hater. You're just a hater, bro. Because if someone gave you the keys to that, you're hopping in that and you're driving, and you might even drive next to the girl that turned you down, and you're gonna be like, I'm cruising in that Batmobile. They're cruising in the Batmobile, bro. Yeah, so yeah, no. No, I mean, if anyone's just losing, they don't have a show. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:03

Yeah, exactly. That's really what they're missing as a show. Just I mean, they they have you know Bruce Buffer, but that's he's just announcing the fights.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:11

Yeah, no, you have you can have a Bruce Buffer, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:13

No, I mean they they are missing like like more of a show setting up the fights because they just walk in, do the thing, and then they're gone. And it's like, yeah, let me let me see something happening, you know, backgrounds or some shit. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:24

Yeah, no, I'm telling you. If you go more the WWE route of script writing the show with real outcomes, it's gonna be a lot more work, you're gonna have to pay a lot more people to do it, but your show would gain so much more popularity. And I'm not even saying just for the pay-per-views, imagine if they did the whole script writing for the freaking indies for the uh fight clubs, fight pass, and you just like they already do the background and all that bullshit, hear their story. But imagine if they just had a script writing. Imagine that. Imagine if they just started just putting stakes on the line, say this, that, boom, boom, boom, make a competition. Like they already do it where you can get to the pay-per-view if you win, but more like one of your one of your one of the guys got eliminated last week. This is your one opportunity to win him back, but you have to win your fight. So they win the fight, and then your boy comes back, and their guy got to get gets eliminated, and then it keeps going. But you but you know, eventually people drop off. But you can write a script off of that. Like people will people will tune in if two guys in the UFC started in fight club, fight pass, one of them got eliminated, the other friend fought for him to come back, wins, and then you just whatever happens, happens because you know it's real. But if they both make it to the UFC, there's a fucking story and there's a cash cow. You're telling me you wouldn't come in here and talk about that? You will talk about that. I would be like, What? No fucking way. And like, if he bro, and if you show me the video and he came in there like me mugging and just came in there and beat him, bro, you would be like, bro, this is crazy. I'm buying you into this already, and it hasn't even happened yet, Buck. Don't play with me. I know you see the fucking future, I know you see the vision.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:17

It's all fantasy, bro. It's all fantasy. I appreciate your fantasy though. You got a very big open mind. I do.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:24

I know. I Dana. Hey, shit. You never know. He might hire you. Hey, if he hires me, I promise you I'm gonna need a whole team.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:32

Oh, yeah. Once Dana leaves, probably.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:34

Oh, because I won't just have the bullshit fucking sketches. I need some people.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:36

I mean, if you're not licking Dana's balls, you're not getting no opportunities in that fucking show.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:40

I don't need to lick his balls. I just need to write a good script. At that point, I don't care. If I don't write a good script, fire me at that point, bro. I gave you the method. Find someone better who could write the fucking script. I gave you the idea. Solo Lovely in season three, maybe. Oh no, we already did this. We already did this. Best-selling manga of 2024. JJK got seven million, One Piece got five million, Farron got four million, the Apocalypse Diaries got four million, blue lock got three million. So JJK won again. Isn't JJK over? The manga, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:15

Which is fucking wild, dude. It's I mean, it's still.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:18

Oh, this is 2024, bro.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:19

We're in 2025. I know because they just got the numbers from 2024.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:24

Oh, it happened just now?

SPEAKER_02 1:25:25

Yeah. Or they just announced them now. Oh, it's like the total numbers of how what it did in 2024. That makes sense.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:33

That makes sense.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:34

When did JJK end? 2024, right? 2024. That's crazy though. Still? Yeah. That's hell hype. That's hella number.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:44

Right when season two dropped, bro. You don't think the new fucking fans got the fucking manga?

SPEAKER_02 1:25:48

And we haven't even gotten out of season three yet. We're still in the fucking beginning of the story at this point.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:52

Yeah, pretty much.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:52

JJK is a heavy hitter.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:54

Heavy hitter.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:55

Yeah, no, that was just a quick rundown of the best manga sellings of 2024. JJK is number one, One Piece is two, Farin is three, the Apocalypse Diaries is four, and Blue Lock is five. Honestly, personally, don't care about any of this because we already know One Piece is GOAT.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:13

Yeah. It'll come back next year. This year, probably, because it just came back, so it'll probably bounce back.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:17

Uh, we're just waiting for it.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:19

Other than that, bro, I am done. I have nothing else to talk about. I have fully did my job without hiccuping at all.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:27

Only quite beginning. I'm surprised you actually managed to get rid of them.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:30

I know because I am a GOAT and I do this podcast shit for real. I did 24 hours of just doing everything I need to do and also came back, did it, and had a golf club and bat fight at four in the morning.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:44

That's still fucking crazy to me. I know. That's wild. Somebody will pop a video one of these days.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:49

Oh, there's a camera.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:52

And I was just like this. Alright, bro, let's go. Let's go. And then the machismo of that day, bro. Not that day, bro. Last night, actually. Okay, a couple hours ago. A couple hours ago. Alright, whatever. Alright, guys, we're out of here. Thanks for watching. I'm just saying podcast. Make sure y'all like and follow. Hopefully, we did better than we did the last time. We're trying to do better every single time. Buck is shaking his head like he is fucking disappointed in this episode. Personally, I feel like I crushed this fucking episode.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:24

Tired. And I gotta use the bathroom. Hella bad.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:28

At least tell the people you're gonna use the bathroom. Alright, on that note, I'll catch y'all later. See you later. You know the number one rule of this podcast. Watch some motherfucking anime. Watch it. Why not? Why aren't you watching it right now? Turn this off. The show's over. Go watch some anime. I'm out of here.