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Kai Cenat Quit Streaming

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• podcast editing realities and why consistency is the hard part 
• Kai Cenat “quitting” streaming as evolution and rebranding 
• Vivet as a luxury play vs basic merch mindset 
• FaZe Clan turning corporate and why the members walked 
• “TV streamers” vs traditional streaming and the real cost of production 
• Arc Raiders hype and why good multiplayer games pop off 
• Fallout 4 obsession then the brutal save deletion story 
• trying to get Buck on Fortnite and debating streaming motivation 
• JJK, Frieren, Sentenced To Be A Hero and what’s worth watching now 
• spoiler culture and why clout spoilers ruin anime fandom 
• Vegas recovery, 49ers talk, and picking an NFL team 
• 24-hour animal survival picks and the great white harpoon argument 

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Cold Open And Host Banter

SPEAKER_01

What's good everybody? Welcome to the I'm Just Saying podcast with your boy, Mr. Hi. And Buck.

SPEAKER_05

Hello. Thank you so much for tuning in. We appreciate you listening to Shut up, Buck.

SPEAKER_00

It's time to start the show. You're killing my high. I gotta go. I'm trying to thank the fans over here. No, I'm delicing y'all. What's good, Buck? What's good?

SPEAKER_05

How you doing? How you doing?

SPEAKER_00

No, it was a good week, good week. You know, it's all good in the hood. How's your week going, man?

SPEAKER_05

I didn't do nothing. I've been busy. I've been working, but it was all worth it. It was a great weekend for me personally.

SPEAKER_00

I am shocking. Who are you and what you do with Buck? You have never said that many words ever in your life when we start this show.

SPEAKER_05

Well, you know, it's a good, it's a good beginning to the weekend. You know, I'm I'm relaxing. I'm happy. I got a little bit more energy on me.

SPEAKER_00

Who are you fucking?

SPEAKER_05

Relax. Relax. You are scaring me. Nah, we're good. Trust me. I've been telling you. Once we're ready to go, it's gonna be go time. Let's do this.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, people. This is a final warning. Buck might be might Buck might be missing. I don't know. We're gonna see who this is, but let's start the show. What's good, everybody? This is I'm just saying podcast with your boys. You know how we do. Intro already came out. We're about to get it underway. Right now, the main topic today. Podcasting is hard. Very hard. Editing, editing, editing, editing, editing, editing, editing.

SPEAKER_05

Time, energy, everywhere.

SPEAKER_00

Have to go back and re-listen to stuff and realize that you have to redo things the right way, say things in a particular type of way. It's kind of crazy.

SPEAKER_05

It's a process, you know what I mean? It's a lot of process, it's a lot of progress, it's a lot of understanding what you gotta do, what you gotta fix, how you gotta evolve.

SPEAKER_00

Can't drink no bubbly drinks because then you start burping a lot and you're gonna burp into the mic. But anyway, we just I just had to get that off my chest. Alright, guys, we got a crazy podcast today. Kai quit streaming. Did he quit quit or did he quit? I have no idea. But I love Kai for this. He gives me content, he gives me something to talk about.

SPEAKER_05

That's ha that's what happens when you're big. What's gonna happen to us if we're big?

SPEAKER_00

That I quit streaming or quit podcasting?

SPEAKER_05

No, that we're gonna give out a lot of content for people.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, 100%. But I'm pretty sure the person that's gonna quit is gonna be you. It's gonna be a straight walk-off. I mean, I'm gonna break you down so much after the years of me just tiringly getting at you on this podcast.

SPEAKER_05

No, I mean I'm pretty sure I'm gonna I'm gonna be able to grow like thicker skin, you know what I mean? Once once I put my toes down, I'm like, I'm like, oh, you wanna play that way? We'll play. You have no thick skin. That's what I'm saying. Like, I'm gonna I'm gonna have to evolve, you know. Once once I start hearing your attacks at meh, I gotta evolve and I gotta get better. I gotta get slicker so that I know that if I take something at you, it's gonna go right over your head.

Kai Cenat’s Pivot And Vivet Hype

SPEAKER_00

So the past five years of me just shooting an AK-47 of attacks at you just does not just has been making you tougher. Starting today, let's do this. I'm gonna put that so to the fucking test. I won't put that to the test. I'm gonna put that to the test. Kai quit streaming, supposedly, came out with a quitting video online saying he quits, but I think it's more like he quit. He quit the box that people put him in. And that's like some deeper meaning. If you watch the video of him, it's actually more deep. And I wish I hope everyone watches that YouTube video because I think it was like a great YouTube video, great talks, great spiritual, and great embrace moment. I liked it. It was a humble moment.

SPEAKER_05

It was a very good uh it was nice because you get a perspective what what his mindset is, right? Not that he's hit the pinnacle of what streaming could be because he is the pinnacle at this point. So not that he's hit that, he he probably feels seeing the video, he probably feels like that's it. You know, now I'm gonna either be continue to be known as a Twitch legend or streaming legend, or I can evolve and do other things, and that's kind of what he's doing. And I'm I'm pretty excited for that. We'll see where that goes. Me personally, I'm more excited about the clothing brand. What's it called? Vivet. Vivet. Vivet. Some Latin in there. Vivet? Is it Latin? Yeah, it's Latin. It means uh something who doesn't die or something like that. Can you speak Latin? No, no, no. Uh when I was searching up the name, it said it's it's Latin. The vet.

SPEAKER_00

I didn't I double check that. I thought you speak Latin for a second. I'll be nice, dude.

SPEAKER_05

Latin's a dead language.

SPEAKER_00

That's why that's why I think you would learn it. Gee, like you learn the most boring stuff ever.

SPEAKER_05

They're called fun facts. No, they're not. Relax. None of it is. When I tell people my fun facts that I know, they get hyped about it. No, they do not. You don't? Because you know me for two years. You don't care no more. It just bounces off you like a wall.

SPEAKER_00

Name one fun fact right now.

SPEAKER_05

If I could tell it to you, you'd find it boring because you don't care. And you know exactly what I wrote. Okay, one fun fact. I'm not telling you the fun fact. Tell me right now.

SPEAKER_00

Tell me the fun fact on the podcast right now.

SPEAKER_05

That word was Latin. That's a fun fact. The vet, his clothing brand. That's a Latin word.

SPEAKER_00

See, this is what I'm saying, people. Like the stuff I he thinks he's gonna build the skin, but I just get him into a box just to say the same shit. So I'm gonna continue with the Vivette. You do not say you do not have interesting takes. I didn't say it was takes, I just said fun facts. No fun facts either. Alright. The vet, I think it's gonna hit Louis Vuitton statue.

SPEAKER_05

If he takes it seriously, probably. Because I mean, he's already got the platform, you know what I mean? As long as he doesn't make like a joke out of his clothing brand, he's definitely gonna be hitting levels like that. I don't know if the industry will ever take him seriously, but his fan base is definitely gonna take him seriously. Without a doubt.

SPEAKER_00

No, his fan base is gonna buy whatever he was gonna make no matter what. If it was gonna be a t-shirt or a hoodie brand, like Ray started a clothing line and all his fans bought in and sold out. So, like, I think he's thinking more of trying to get to the Louis, Gucci, Prada. He's trying to get to more of that status. Like, like his fans will be outbid. Like, like I think his stuff will be around like$500 to$600 to wear his stuff. To wear V Vett will cost you five to$600. Once V Vett, as the clothing brand hits the stock market, I will be putting a lot of money in that. For real? It's Kai Sanet, and if he does this, it will be as big as Louie.

SPEAKER_05

For a while, probably, but it's more about consistency because you know, Louis, Versace, all those companies, they have time and history.

SPEAKER_00

It's all about taking a gamble, and I'm gonna take the gamble on Kai. Alright.

SPEAKER_05

I'm pretty sure it's gonna, those stocks are gonna be real high for like a year or so. You know, eventually it's probably if he doesn't keep it going, like if it doesn't have a strong name as the company itself, it might start, you know.

SPEAKER_00

Do you even play stocks?

SPEAKER_05

No, but that's what I'm telling you. Like, like I my perspective on it is something like Prime, right? For for two, three years, it was the biggest thing everywhere. Like everybody wanted it, but it's not a stock, but it's like a big name. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_00

It's still a bit no, that's what I'm saying. Like, if Kai's doing what he's doing, prime is worth some amount of money, but to get a prime bottle is worth three to five dollars. Everyone can spend three to five dollars to be a prime to say, ooh, I got prime to get Vivet, to be on that Vivette type of stuff. That's that thing that I walk in here, Buck, and you're like, Why do you wire that? And why do you buy that? Why do you have that? And I'm saying, it's that Vivette. Like, how I be coming in here and say, It's that Louis, it's that Prada Kai's mine. We going this is Vivette, and I'm ready for Vivette. I'm ready to swag out in Vivette. I don't know what kind of brand Vivette's gonna be, though. Like, I really hope I really hope he doesn't go for pants or actual clothing type of stuff. Like, I kind of want Vivette, like it, like it's not my per it's it's Kai shit. I'm gonna just personally tell you if I'm gonna buy it or not. But like Vivette, I really want Vivette to be a bagging to jacket to man's wallet type of brand. Like, if you have Vivette, like you want a Vivette belt, a V Vett wallet, a Vivette bag, a Vivette jacket. I like I'll I'll be more I'll be more impressed with more Vivette luxury items than V a Vivette hoodie or a V Vette t-shirt. I'm 100% like Kai, I'm 100% I'm treating Vivette like Louis now. I'm no longer treating Kai as a streamer TV shower. He said, yo, I started that, but now I'm going to luxury items. Now I'm going to treat Vivette like Louis. Like, how do I treat Louis? How do I treat Gucci? I want him like that. Like, are you gonna be prodded? Are you going for glasses? Are you going for luxury clothes?

SPEAKER_05

There's definitely a lot of merchandise to be used for that type of uh ecosystem. So, like you said, I mean, if if he does take it seriously, and if he does like not only stop at jacket and pants and stuff like that, there's a lot of stuff that you can take advantage of, especially if you do have like a good branding, you know what I mean? Like Gucci and stuff like that. Yeah, they make some stuff, but what else did they make? Belts and wallets, and they make shoes and clothing, so it's all over the place.

FaZe Fallout And “TV Streamers”

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, no, I'm rooting for I'm rooting for Kai. I was wondering where he's been through. I really do think Kai, like watching the video, I know Kai's went through a lot. I don't know what it is. I personally don't want to get into it because when it comes to that like streaming drama, I don't partake in it. I will talk about it if it's funny enough news, but I'm not gonna partake into like the serious seriousness of whatever happened to what happened when he's been gone for the last four months. But what I'm gonna say right now, Kai, stay on your shit. Let me get that B vet when it comes out. I'm on pre-orders, and then also good luck. Shit, good luck, bro. You're ready for the next step? Louis and Prada, that ain't no easy fucking place to hit. Those are those are luxury places, bro. You should be there, he should be there. He should be there 100%. And also streaming on some streaming on some streaming shit. Did you hear about FaZe?

SPEAKER_05

No, we're having a phase now.

SPEAKER_00

I guess technically either they split up or got quit. Okay, so like just to make all it make sense, FaZe became a corporation. Like, you know, FaZe became a brand, a figure, a corporation, right? So the people that were in FaZe didn't really have control of phase, they were more technically called em they're more employees. So, like the numbers and whatever they were doing with their contracts wasn't working out, and all of the phase employees left, which we all know as FaZe. FaZe clan. So now they're gone. FaZe is still a thing, but they just have no members. All the members left and quit FaZe, and now they gotta do their own thing. Like, do so, like, what is your take on that?

SPEAKER_05

So, I mean, they they definitely had like a lot of big streamers, but the last couple years, FaZe really turned, or from what I saw, right, from an outside perspective, not really a big streaming fan as a whole. They started signing celebrities and stuff like that. So they went from their base, which was at some point gaming and being an elite clan of gamers, and then and it just it just became a lot of like who's the biggest streamer, or who's the most popular, or who's a big celebrity that streams? I know Snoop Dogg got signed for sometimes, and Snoop Dogg games, sure, but what is what is Snoop Dogg doing in the most prestigious gaming clan? You know what I mean? Like, is he that good? I mean, I'm pretty sure he's good, but is he that good? And I know they did it slowly become a shareholder company, and they kind of hit like the big leagues, and they were worth a lot at one point. But from what I rem from what I saw, it looked like a lot of the numbers were a little more inflated, and then obviously you had a fallout, and everybody just kind of went their own way. They had a lot of big streamers anyway, so they would do fine on their own, but it was the name that kept them together.

SPEAKER_00

Now, let me tell you, son. What have I been talking about in the last couple of podcasts?

SPEAKER_05

TV streamers.

SPEAKER_00

TV streamers. This is what I've been telling everybody, but hey, let me just see what y'all think. What happens when the TV promoters say you are no longer a TV streamer? What happens when you have to start paying for all the bullshit that you so-called say, hey, this is my life, this is streaming, this is IRL. No, it ain't, bro. That was TV. You were paid. Am I wrong? No, am I wrong? That's where they're at now. So now I get it right now. Like, I understand what's going on. Y'all don't, but I do. But I will let everybody know right now. The promoters said, yo, we're gonna pay you this so-and-so to for these many episodes. Those streamers that thought they were streamers and didn't realize they were streamer TVers, they were like, What do you mean you paying us this? We make this, we are this, and then they were like, No, you ain't. And they were like, All right, we out.

SPEAKER_05

They became employees, huh?

SPEAKER_00

$40,000 a month for rent. Was it 40 or 80? I don't understand, I don't care how much it is. You gotta pay your rent now. All of those monitors you gotta reimburse yourself now. All of those 100k watches you were just throwing in the pool, all those gotta be reimbursed by you now, all those vacations reimbursed by you now. There, like that's what I'm saying when the TV starts coming into play. Like, everyone's starting to see it, and I understand it now, and I don't hate on TV streamers. Everyone thinks I hate on TV streamers. I'm not a hater on TV streamers. Get your bag, but don't call yourself a streamer when you know you're a reality TV show on stream. That's really what you are. Reality TV show on stream, and you ain't gonna make me feel sad that you got your reality TV show pulled. Y'all are all good, talented acts. Y'all are all gonna be great streamers, but that TV streaming bag just got taken away from you, and you're like, what just happened? I that's sort of that's all I see in this, right? Am I wrong though? No, I mean it was a it was a big, big growth to a very fast collapse, and everything just kind of turned on them, and now phase clan is no, they revitalized phase Lacey, all of them. They revile their bro, there was no phase without those new members. That's what I'm trying to say. Enough, like streaming became so big that now there are like more parts of it, like people are saying, Oh, the only streaming is the gaming streamers, the streamers that behind hide behind a IRL stream and blah boom, and then the real IRL streamers that's just outside doing their thing, and then the TV streamers, bro. Like, you're telling me right now, speed in Africa, touring around the world of Africa, showing the whole world is not a TV show, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Basically, it's that's a whole around the globe type of show, right there.

SPEAKER_00

Kai's Marathon, DDD, DG, DDG, my bad, DDG. Respect, my bad. DDG's love show. These are all TV shows. These are shows that back in the early 2000s they will be on MTV.

SPEAKER_05

I I feel like give a time, they'll probably start being called now. They'll they'll probably fall into their own category, you know what I mean? It just happens so fast. It happens so fast.

SPEAKER_00

I mean, because I dropped my phone, but I'm about to call it out though. Like, you ain't about to come up here acting like you're a streamer, though.

SPEAKER_05

Technically, you're still streaming, you know what I mean? So so on the basic level, you are a streamer, but on a traditional level, you're a tele, you're a TV star now. You're you're hosting shows now.

SPEAKER_00

I this is what I always tell people. I love streamers and I love streaming TV. It's one of my favorite things. This is like my brand. I love y'all. But think of this: do you go somewhere to broadcast your stream? Do you sleep in the same place you stream? Do you have a whole production studio meet you there every time you stream? You might be a TV show, dude. You might be a TV show. Like, hey, y'all think I'm going after all the big streamers, and like, oh, he's a hater because he's going after the big streamers, bro. Tim the Tabman's a streamer. That bro just sits in his bed. I mean, sits in his studio, has his modders in another place modding his shit, and just playing video games all day with other streamers. That is literally what streaming was. That's a real streamer. It's just it's just gaming, casual streaming. Like, I have no hate on all streaming. I'm just telling you, the TV production stuff, no one should try to compete with that because that's not your lane. You might eventually get to TV streaming lane where you can choose to take that lane, but you ain't a TV streamer.

SPEAKER_01

That's what the numbers are at. That's what everybody wants to be.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, 100%, but you don't have the money to go out and do some dumb shit every fucking day. Or have a celebrity. It's not even having a celebrity, bro. Like, you don't have the money. All right, let's put it this way. Right now, let's say in a week, we have a good amount of viewers and where we sit recorded to go live and people will clip while we'll go live, right? We're about to go live. We have, let's say, about 100 viewers and about 200 people watching, right? And I just set a firework in the shop right now. No, no, no. I'm being real right now. Being real right now. If I set a firework in the shop right now, and then boom boom boom, it went boom boom boom, it clipped and it went live, right? Do we have the money to do that? To buy one fire? No, no, no, no. To do that, no, it has to be dope. Like, you know, it has to be where we run out the room.

SPEAKER_05

Like a tornado.

SPEAKER_00

Like, you know, something speed up. So, like, that's what I'm saying. Do we have the money? Even though we have the production studio, even though we have the everything to do it, like the actual TV streamers and the actual people that have the production money to do this, like Mr. Beast and all of them, even low time streamers.

SPEAKER_01

Can we afford to do that? No, because if things go wrong, we're both going to jail.

SPEAKER_00

Yes. Or both dying.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Or getting arrested because you know, fireworks are illegal, but there's a whole lot of possibilities that we don't have enough.

SPEAKER_00

Like, let's be real. Bossman, like, let's let's pick our judgment. Jail, boss man.

SPEAKER_05

Well, if we go to jail and we come back, the boss man is probably gonna take away our studio. So no, that's fine.

SPEAKER_00

Not even worth it. That's fine, but if boss man comes first, I don't know if studio is the only thing we're worried about. You feel me? There's a lot of sharp things here.

SPEAKER_05

We might get beat up pretty bad.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. We'll come back to that. You'll let us do it someday. Maybe. Like, that's when we have studio worth blowing up income to do it. Yup. But that's what I'm saying. Like, you don't everyone won't have the money to do what all of what everyone can do. You should just do what you need to do. Like, enjoy what they're doing, like, enjoy phase what they're doing, enjoy speed, enjoy AMP, enjoy Cinna, enjoy all of them. But don't act like you need to copy them because you're not gonna do it. You're never gonna catch up. It's too much money. Unless if you're hooked to a girl and get famous off the back and someone just throw 10k at you to do it, then you're a one-hit wonder, yeah. Maybe, maybe you got a chance to become a youth TV streamer right off the back. But those are the instant famous that everyone's trying to catch. That's like winning a lottery ticket.

SPEAKER_05

You know, people say she's irrelevant, but I feel like we talk about her all the time and we're keeping her relevant.

SPEAKER_00

We bro, she will always be irrelevant. Like when we come back to like the 2020 era, like she will be there for two weeks. But it'll be that it'll be there, it'll be there, it'll be there. It'll be there. But yeah, that was just my little rant. But FaZe clan, they're no more, they're all gonna be separated. I'm definitely gonna keep Keep up, keep my tabs on them and see how they're doing. Right now it all looks good, but like, you know, they're real they're realizing that streaming TV is pricey.

SPEAKER_05

You think it's gonna well, I mean, they're all fairly like pretty interesting personalities, but you think now you think that now they're not part of FaceClan? You think they're gonna have like a harder time either keeping their fan base or or just you know, people that would rotate between the clan members?

SPEAKER_00

Think think of this, bro. What happens when what happens when an all-star player says I'm quitting? They're gone. What happens when an all-star player in the league says they're quitting a team? People still keep up with them.

SPEAKER_05

And they follow them and they're loyal.

SPEAKER_00

And they join another team.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, I don't know what the hell you're trying to say. Y'all see what I work with, people? See, he's supposed to I'm supposed to read his damn mind. Read my mind. You're always going left, and I'm thinking you're going right. I don't know. Like, I'll just wait for you. So then hit a left. I hit a right right there. Then try a left. If I hit a left, you went right. Then I swear to God. We're pulling opposites, make a fucking YouTube. We're pulling opposites.

SPEAKER_00

Do something, honk the horn, don't go there with your flashing lights. But yeah, no, they just switched teams. All they're gonna do is just join dip, bro. They're gonna just make bigger groups or make their own group, and then that becomes big. Like I said, there's a like because they're so famous now, when they remake their group or rename their group or rejoin a group or do whatever they want to do, it will just re they will re-enter streamer TV. None of them are out for the count. I'm just telling you that there's a difference of paychecks to do what streamer TV does. A month marijuana, like, dude, imagine if we had to do a marathon for anything.

SPEAKER_01

That's a whole lot of content. That's a whole lot of time. It's like content, time.

SPEAKER_00

Think how much you have to get paid to do that.

SPEAKER_05

That's you don't get paid.

SPEAKER_00

No, you couldn't do it. You couldn't do it. But if you like, you just you just need some money.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, yeah. But like, that's just where we're at. You know, this is the beginning. I'm gonna wonder if the shift is changing, right? Because you got iShow Speed, who's a well, we'll we'll start calling them reality TV streamers from now on. But there's iShow Speed doing reality TV. There was Kaisan Nat doing reality TV. There is some pure gamers, but most of these new streamers, or at least the big ones, are kind of like, in a way, reality TV. They do games sometimes, but they're mostly focused on what's gonna bring the biggest amount of views or what's gonna be a moment that blows up or gets people talking. So I feel like now with people like you who are big streamer fans kind of waking up to that to that reality, I wonder if that's gonna change the way a lot of streamers either go all in or decide to take a step back.

SPEAKER_00

They're gonna go all in.

SPEAKER_05

So you're just gonna change change lanes?

Games Talk And Streaming Plans

SPEAKER_00

No, the lane is gonna be new created, bro. There's gonna be a new lane created, bro. Just like how streaming TV came out of nowhere and everyone fell in love with that. Everyone's just gonna fall in love with something else, like Peanut. Peanut's now everyone falls in love with, and all he does is play Arc Raiders, which get into Arc Raiders. Why the hell is Arc Raiders so popular? That's a great question.

SPEAKER_05

But like it brings back a little bit of life to that.

SPEAKER_00

I played it for two weeks. Very fun. After I lost all of my legendary shit, I was over it. The second I lost everything right when someone killed me and then like said some bullshit to me, I was like, alright, this is stupid. When I was doing it, it was cool. It was a problem when you did it though.

SPEAKER_05

I feel like people love that type of grind game, you know. Because that's that's kind of what our grey is.

SPEAKER_00

It's not a grind. Oh, it is a grind game.

SPEAKER_05

It's it's completely grind. Like, yeah, you could lose everything if you take it with you. Or if you find anything, you could lose it too.

SPEAKER_00

But bro, it got like it almost has like 400,000 players, and it's almost been like three months.

SPEAKER_05

Well, because you know, it's a good game that that comes out at a moment where people need good games, and there are none. And there is there is no games like they used to be. And obviously, you had what was it? Call of Duty came out at that time, it got bodied, Battlefield also came out at the time, and Arc Raiders were competing at the same time. Arc Raiders and Battlefield were doing great. Call of Duty got absolutely trashed, but that was a great moment for shooter games and people that grew up playing those games back in the day. You know what I mean? I'm not I'm not really like a big multiplayer type of guy, so I I I personally don't play them, but I can see why people like them. You mean random people all the time?

SPEAKER_00

I I don't understand it, but whatever. Hey, a lot of people I think I think it's more that streamers get a lot of content from it. So, like how Fortnite is, like you could play with streamers, make a lot of funny content, and I feel like that's why it's a lot of hype around it. Plus, they update like shit, so I'll give it to them.

SPEAKER_05

That's very true.

SPEAKER_00

Like me personally, I'm about to go home and play some Marvel Rivals and Fallout. Personally, me personally, bro, bro, bro. Okay, so you know, did you ever download Fallout yet?

SPEAKER_05

I have it.

SPEAKER_00

I just don't you have the game pass?

SPEAKER_05

No, I own them. Oh, you own them? Yeah, I own the whole fan the whole franchise. I just haven't played in a minute.

SPEAKER_00

Play it, but let me tell you this right now. It is so fun. I just now got into if anyone's been watching the podcast. I just now got into Fallout. All real gamers will be laughing at me. I don't care. That is such a fun game. Fallout 4. Yes, I forgot to play Las Vegas, but I immediately bought Las Vegas and everything with it. I will play it right when I finish Fallout 4. Dude, I have over 51 hours into Fallout, and it's been two weeks. So I was playing a game and I've accidentally and I was supposed to go and return. I was supposed to go to return something that for a quest. I got over there to make the long story short, I robbed the person that I was supposed to return the item to.

SPEAKER_05

Got a little bethesda.

SPEAKER_00

And then my dog killed him, and then I became an outlaw, then shit went sideways. It would have ruined my whole game. So what I did was I pressed delete on my last saved like load screen so I can go back to my last check mark and go play from there. So when I did that, my last save load screen was the first beginning of the game. Ooh. So I lost all of my stuff. Everything, everything, like the whole 51 hours. I came out from the fucking vault.

SPEAKER_05

Back from scroll one.

SPEAKER_00

I came out from the right bro, bro.

SPEAKER_05

Did you just delete the game or do you keep playing it?

SPEAKER_00

I know it was three o'clock in the morning at that time. I turned the game off, bro. I haven't played in a week. I'm about to play tonight.

SPEAKER_05

So that was the last time you played it?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. When you lost everything? Yeah, I lost everything. I lost all my progress, bro. I was so far. I just got my captain's hat. Whatever. I just wanted to tell that story real quick because that hurt my soul, bro. No, I bet. That's like I'm gonna like I'm literally gonna look for your Steam Deck and just delete all your history of something. Just so you can feel my pain. Skyrim.

SPEAKER_05

No, that's that's messed up. That's messed up. I hate those autoslaves. I'm deleting Skyrim. I hate those autoslaves. Yeah, they're tough.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, no, that that hurt me so badly. Speak since we're on games right now, bro. Bro, when am I gonna get you to play Fortnite? Like when is when is the Fortnite days of us gonna start?

SPEAKER_05

Ask me next podcast because you already asked me last podcast. And this podcast too.

SPEAKER_00

Well, but we have Tally now. Who's Tally?

SPEAKER_05

From South Park. Tally? The ro Wanga. Oh, oh, Tally.

SPEAKER_03

Wanna go?

SPEAKER_05

Tally, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Don't bring him to your town.

SPEAKER_05

Tally. Bro immediately copped him. Early, early seasons.

SPEAKER_00

Dude, I promise you, if you when you play with me, you're gonna look at my skin base and you're gonna be you're gonna realize that I cannot wear dude. Let's put it this way. I could wear a skin of mine every single day. I play Fortnite all year, and I still wouldn't reach the end of my skins. But you need to play Fortnite one day, bro. They have the South Park, they have fuck it, they have hella skins, bro. I just want you to play. That's all I want you to do is play me one time. I think. Do I have it? They have Ninjago. You can play the Lego game. I'll play the Lego bullshit dumb game with you because you're dumb and you like fucking dumb shit. I love Minecraft. I'll play the lego, bro. We can be Nick Jago players and go Ninjago. I'll do whatever. Just get on fucking Fortnite.

SPEAKER_05

Alright. I'll let you know. I'll let you know.

SPEAKER_00

Fucking finally. And whenever when are you starting your streaming?

SPEAKER_05

I'm trying to get back into that. I've been I've been pretty busy, but that's one thing that I'm trying to, especially now that we're officially on. I just think that that's one thing that I'm definitely gonna prioritize to try to get my stuff together. Because I was kind of I was I was getting tired, you know what I mean? It's been long long days, and I'm like, eh, it's but now I feel I feel better. I feel like I have a little bit more energy to kind of hop back on.

SPEAKER_00

You're a working man, but the working man needs to work harder. I just wanted to say that. I just work more, do something, bro. Stream. You've been saying you wanted to stream for like months. You bought all the equipment and didn't have to do it.

SPEAKER_05

I do, I know, dude. I saw it and how much money did you spend? Dude, it broke my heart. It broke my heart because I'm like plus that.

SPEAKER_00

Like, how much money, like in total? Dude. You know that all could have gone to the podcast funds and I could have spent it.

SPEAKER_05

Dude, I know. I should have spent it.

SPEAKER_00

I know. We would have had so much more nicer stuff.

SPEAKER_05

Bring your money.

SPEAKER_00

I broke half my money. There's a lot of my money in this room.

SPEAKER_05

I got no money left. Bro, you spent all your money on that bullshit. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That was a person personal investment. What investment? The podcast. This podcast has taken my soul with it. Yeah, but I can give it no more.

SPEAKER_00

At least it's not dusty.

SPEAKER_05

I can give it no more.

SPEAKER_00

Oh my god. Whatever. I want to just say right now, get to that streaming stuff because you have not did nothing for me.

SPEAKER_05

No, I haven't even been on in this is the whole new year. I've been so busy. I haven't had the time or energy to, but I'm gonna try to go home, try to get some things done, try to set it all up so I can start doing at least a couple hours.

SPEAKER_00

Well, now we get into the fun part. You ready for the fun part? Let's do it. Never tell you how much that annoys me. What? Everything you do.

SPEAKER_05

Well, sorry. This is who you decided to do a podcast with. You stuck with me now. I know. Can't let time go waste. Hey, don't forget, I can still take applicants. Hey, you you you do you, and I'll do me too. I got I got backups. Awesome.

SPEAKER_00

All right. Anime week, anime year. It's a new year. Anime has dropped. You have watched, I refuse to watch until dub starts. Let me know what's popping.

SPEAKER_05

Right now, we got three big ones competing at the same time. We got the heavy hitter, very frustrating, but the judge.

SPEAKER_00

JJK.

SPEAKER_05

Welcome back, JJK. Thank you for winning everything in all year.

SPEAKER_00

You mean the all-title winner? You mean the all admible? It's gonna win everything. You mean the all-hypedness? You mean the only reason why it's going first? You know the only reason why it's on the board? Hey, listen. The only thing to talk about right now.

SPEAKER_05

If no big musicals come out this year, JK is gonna take it. Because musicals always take everything, as frustrating as that is. K-pop Demon Hunter won anime of the year last one movie of the year. Deserved it. Over Chainsaw Man and over Demon Slayer.

SPEAKER_01

Deserved it. A musical. Deserved it. A musical one over everything.

SPEAKER_05

So if no musical comes out this year, JJK will be safe. If a musical comes out and it's big, it's gonna win everything. But going back to my point, talking about the hype. I fucking hate musicals. I hate musicals. I despise musicals.

SPEAKER_00

You're just a hater.

SPEAKER_01

K-pop Demon Hunter was sick. I won't even have you just act like that was just a run. I'm not talking bad about it.

SPEAKER_05

I'm telling you that they always get the most amount of love. That's why I'm telling you, JJK is gonna be fine as long as no musical that's big comes out. That's what that was my point. That's what I was trying to say. That's why I won everything last year. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_00

I hope a musical comes out just to prove your hater ass wrong.

SPEAKER_05

Listen, if JJK doesn't beat over my beloved, we're good.

SPEAKER_00

Well, everything you like dies in a terrible death. So whatever you love, I love. So what is it? What is it?

SPEAKER_05

Freyron is finally back. Frere is finally back. Episode one just dropped. Early in the year, we got the argument was always who would win between JJK and Freyn. Obviously, JJK's gonna body, no doubt. I love Freyrin, but JJK's body. Boom. But it's gonna, it's a great year to the it's a great start to the year. Terrible. I've watched all both of them. Amazing. The third one is Sentenced to be a hero, which is a- I don't know what that is, so I will never give it a boo or a cheer. It's one-hour episodes, quality, movie quality episodes. I watched the first episode, it was amazing. It's both dub and sub at the same time. So it's a it's a plus. I think it's a point in my book. The plus. Second episode just came out. I haven't been able to catch it. Long day for me, but I will be watching that ASAP. Those two right there are definitely the hype of this whole year so far. And it's just begun. What a great start to the year. Don't you agree? Oh, wait, you haven't seen none of them. Disrespectful.

SPEAKER_00

First of all, it gotta be dub. You told me that that one's new. I didn't know about it, so I watch it. How JJK ain't dub yet, so I'm not gonna watch it.

SPEAKER_05

There is times in life where you can watch you have to watch an anime, even if the dub is not out. JJK is one of those times. Farron, I know you're not even gonna watch it, even if it gets dub in five languages. You don't care. Fine. JJK, you gotta watch it because you gotta wait at least three weeks for the dub to come out.

SPEAKER_00

Hold up. I'm not like you, you hater ass person. I watched it on sub. I don't know what you're talking about. You're a hater ass person. I watched it in sub. It's fine. Even though I don't like Farron, I'm gonna watch season two just so everything I hate about it, I can shit on it a little bit more.

SPEAKER_05

Did he finish the first season?

SPEAKER_00

100%. Watched it three times.

SPEAKER_05

Did you? I did. Why are you smiling? Why you smiling, huh? Why are you smiling?

SPEAKER_00

Because the reason I had to watch it three times because I passed out twice. But yes, I seen the redhead kid. I seen the fucking young witch do some awesome shit on the bridge. They're all trash. It's a terrible show.

SPEAKER_05

Turn and Stark.

SPEAKER_00

All right. Hear me out. You love Overlord, that became shit. You love One Punch Man, that became shit. I like half the shit you love is just terrible.

SPEAKER_05

How is it my fault that the quality decides to go down in zone? I don't control it. You think if I had any sort of power, I would tell them, you know what? I love this show. Make it trash. Absolutely not. If I had any sort of say, I would walk up to those Japanese officers and tell them, bro, you messing up. There's a platform, there's a market for these animes. One Punch Man, heavy hitter. But what do they decide to do? They decide to give me one of the lowest, trashiest top hitter animes of all time. How do you go from one of the greatest seasons ever to a mid-quality to trash? How, how, how?

SPEAKER_00

Hey, think about it. You love you love Naruto, and then the second that you said They gave me Baruto, garbage. The second you love Naruto, you got Baruto, and the second you start hating Baruto, Baruto became great. It just why is the universe going against me, bro?

SPEAKER_03

I don't I don't get it.

SPEAKER_05

I don't get it.

SPEAKER_03

It's just so funny.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, hey, watch your words though, because I love I love One Piece. Watch our watch our words. Don't let it bite you. Don't let it bite you.

SPEAKER_00

Nothing, nothing will stop Oda's greatness. It's just funny how your track wrecker when it comes to the new non-legendary people.

SPEAKER_05

I give it a chance. If they decide to disappoint me, it is what it is. But if if I like you, I like you, and we'll go from there. Oh, I thought that was hilarious.

SPEAKER_00

Alright, is that all the new animes that's out right now?

SPEAKER_05

That's the big ones, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Those are the ones I care about. Yeah, those are pretty much Firefox.

SPEAKER_05

It's still out? It just came out. Season uh season two, season three, or I don't know if it's season two part two.

SPEAKER_00

Dude, did you even like the last season? I didn't even like the last season.

SPEAKER_05

The quality kind of went down a little bit.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, season two was dope. I didn't like the last season. Yeah, so like what was the whole point of watching that? Well, this is it. This is the last season. Oh, then I'm gonna wait until all the episodes are.

SPEAKER_05

This is the last last.

SPEAKER_00

If it's the last episode or no, the last season, yeah. No, like if it's the last season, I don't think. Hear me out. Look at what Stranger Things did to us.

SPEAKER_05

I never liked that one. You did. Oh no, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_00

There is a that's a difference. Whatever. That was a combined universal, like, what did you do to us at the very end? Like it was just no one knew. But like, back to our point, but I just don't I didn't like it so much. Where I don't want to go into this episode weekly. I just want to binge watch this episode. No, I get that.

SPEAKER_05

That yeah, Firefox.

SPEAKER_00

It doesn't deserve weekly, like when the One Piece comes down weekly. Every set, like, bro, I might take the day off right when I know the next episode's about the One Piece.

SPEAKER_05

Dude, Fire Force is in a weird spot right now, because it's kind of like you're coming out, so I will watch you, but I'm kind of indifferent about it. You know what I mean? Like, I'm just kind of take it or leave it at this point. I don't know. I mean, the story's about the same. I don't think it's the animation quality, I think it's just the pacing of the story itself that's kind of getting to me. I don't I don't know what it is, but at this point I'm just kind of like take it or leave it, really. That's just kind of where I'm at. I'll I'll definitely watch it because I love the I love the franchise, but that one just it's not pulling.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, no, I we're gonna see what's going on. But you know, we're gonna keep up with all the hype animes. Every hype anime that comes out here, you know where it comes out. It's comes out. I'm just saying podcasts, that's how we do things. But for now, anime right now. I think JJK is just gonna take the like I really don't see how it's gonna lose. No, it's gonna take everything. I really like you could say a musical, I really don't. This is the first two episodes, and it almost broke the internet. I have not like this is ridiculous. I haven't even seen the episode yet, and I had to start blocking people.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, no, it will it's bad. It's bad.

SPEAKER_00

It's bad, it's bad. So I had to start blocking people, so like it's kind of terrible. Like, I literally have one account just like for not anime stuff, so I can actually scroll. Yeah, nah. Because like if I go on the spoiler, spoiler everywhere, so I just have to have two different accounts.

SPEAKER_05

I hate that they have to be the first to spoil the freaking thing. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00

Like, yo, let me let me watch it, let me enjoy it. Every person out there that does content that talks about the manga or that just spoils it because you know it's a hype moment and you know you're gonna get clicks, you know what you're doing, and you suck. Yeah, like straight up, like that just you like you really do suck, bro.

SPEAKER_05

The only time I've ever spoiled stuff is by accident. If I got too excited about something, but I'll never do it deliberately because it defeats the purpose of being a fan of something.

SPEAKER_00

I feel like when Usher did it, it just like it opened a plateau for everyone to do it, dude.

SPEAKER_05

It's it's ridiculous, it's so annoying, and it's not like you're doing us a service, you're just kind of messing with the timeline, basically.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, whatever.

SPEAKER_05

Like I know how it's gonna end. Now I don't care.

SPEAKER_00

I know I hate it, dude. I straight up hate it, especially JJK, bro.

SPEAKER_05

JJK is the worst of it. I know the worst of it. And we're just in the second part, you know what I mean? Like, this is the good the beginning.

SPEAKER_00

That's what bro, that spoiler got so bad that I know the exact chapter. Dude, it's it's bad. It's bad. That's that spoiler got so bad that the like I know the exact chapter.

SPEAKER_05

And this is dude, this is just the beginning because anime just got popular, you know what I mean? So we don't know how bad it's gonna get in the future for good anime.

Vegas Recovery And NFL Team Talk

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, no, it's gonna be actually freaking crazy. Well, I was gonna talk about oh, I just recovered from Vegas and I still feel it emotionally, physically, emotionally, and financially. But worth it every time. But you know what's the best part about coming back from Vegas? 49ers beat the Eagles. You know who this is for.

SPEAKER_05

Ha ha!

SPEAKER_00

Oh, that was a good game. You don't even watch football.

SPEAKER_05

I watched the game, you don't watch football. I I didn't have a game. You don't have a team. I didn't have a UFC. Nope. So I just pulled the game on.

SPEAKER_00

Who's your football team?

SPEAKER_05

I don't have a team. I'm Not that I team just came to my mind, but it's a it's a joke, it's internal joke. You wanna hear it?

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_05

Wait, is it funny? No, no. It's more of a a comedy skin. Let me hear one of your jokes. No, it's not a joke. It's the one I'm rooting for is the Raiders. I'm just kidding. Damn. No, I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_02

Damn, that's fucked up. You don't even watch football. You knew the Raiders suck. That's fucked up. That's that's oh man, no.

SPEAKER_00

Oh man. Alright. I just know the Raiders are gonna be good after that statement. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_05

Hey, call me, bro. I know how to fix the team.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, you gotta pick a foot. You gotta pick a football team before I respect you, like in a show. Before I respect you on football.

SPEAKER_05

No, no, I mean I I I barely watch football. Like I watch the Super Bowls and stuff like that, but I don't really keep I'm trying to keep up a little more with it, especially right now that I don't have no UFC. I'm like, yo, I gotta watch something, bro. Pick a team. That's a great question. Team, team, team, team. What team was the Legion of Doom? The Seahawks? No. That was the Seahawks, right? Yeah, that was the Seahawks. The Legion of Doom? Dude, that that that outfit was crazy. That outfit was crazy. The uniform colors were amazing.

SPEAKER_00

So Baltimore Ravens?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, the Ravens. Yeah. Seahawk Ravens? No. That's two different teams, right?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, okay, okay. Yeah. But yeah, the Legion of Doom, which I I think is a Ravens. Yeah, I think you're waiting no.

SPEAKER_00

Legion of Doom is Seahawks, I think.

SPEAKER_01

See, what happened to you, bro? I thought you were the Yeah, no, now I'm fucking.

SPEAKER_00

Wait, no, now I messed up. Sorry, I've been working for the last couple of hours. But I think it is Seahawks. I I was like wondering like. Oh no, no, not Legion of Doom. Legion of Boom. Legion of Boom. That makes sense. I was like, what are you talking about?

SPEAKER_05

Legion of Boom. Yep, the Seattle Seahawks. Seahawks. And the 2010s. I I just I I I saw their I saw their uniform colors.

SPEAKER_00

You can't be a Seahawks fan.

SPEAKER_05

I saw their uniform colors and I just I love I love the I love the colors.

SPEAKER_00

I'm a 49er fan. You really can't wait. You're really gonna No no I'm not saying I'm a fan. I just like the uniform colors. Wait, you're telling me out of all the teams you could pick, you picked the one team that I have to go up against this week in the playoffs on Saturday, tomorrow, to play in the playoffs. I will watch that.

SPEAKER_01

I will turn that on because I am here. Why would you pick that team? You are such an asshole.

SPEAKER_05

See, I didn't even know. I just the universe told me.

SPEAKER_00

Bro, I cannot believe it. I didn't even put those two together. I was thinking about that. I was like, why did you pick Seahawks? That is crazy.

SPEAKER_05

The world is funny, isn't it?

SPEAKER_00

Bro, that is so crazy, bro. That is crazy.

SPEAKER_05

I'll definitely be watching that though.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, yeah. No, you gotta pick a team and stay with it. Once you pick a team, you gotta buy the jersey. Then I'll yo, what? They're expensive though. I'll buy the jersey. Pick the team and I'll buy the jersey. No, no, you can't. Yeah, no, no, that's a fact. Pick the team, whatever, but you gotta commit to the team and I'll buy the jersey. Please do not let me buy a Raider jersey. I like the iPads though. I am not you are not allowed to be a Raider fan, a Seahawks fan, a Chiefs fan, and an Eagles fan.

SPEAKER_01

That's what am I gonna be?

SPEAKER_05

A Patriots fan? Hell no.

SPEAKER_00

Well, if you're any of those four, you are buying your own jersey. So really choose wisely because I will refuse to buy those four jerseys. Alright. I'll buy you a Cowboys fan. I will let if you're a Cowboys fan, it's fun for me. I'll get so much laughter if you're a Cowboys fan.

SPEAKER_05

I'm gonna have to go for a good team. I'll probably do like I'd have to think about between the Seahawks and the Eagles. I'll get back to you on that. I'll get back to you on that.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, if you're either one of those teams, I'll slap the shit out of you, dude.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god. I'll get back to you on that.

24-Hour Predator Survival Draft

SPEAKER_00

There's no way you're gonna pick those two T's. I will oh, I will hurt you. That will suck. Alright, bro. For A, or quick question. If for$100,000 and you had and you were getting chased by an animal for 24 hours for$100,000, what animal would you pick?

SPEAKER_05

The snail. Why? Because the of the uh mortal snail. Have you heard about that story? You're mortal, but there's a snail looking for you, and and it knows where you are at all times, and if it touches you, die. Now you didn't say you had to be a predator. Fuck would you pick the one thing that why would you pick that? It's a snail, dude. By the time the snail moves one step, I'm already across the block.

SPEAKER_00

I'm gone. Hear me out. Let me tell you something. When you say a snail that has a story about when it touches you, you die. It had to touch someone before. You have to survive that thing for 24 hours. Easy.

SPEAKER_05

I'm gone. I I could literally drive to San Jose and that snail would never catch me. You can't drive. Perfect. I would run there. I probably won't even make it that far anyway. But as long as as long as I get down, as long as I get down halfway there, we're good. No, but that's uh I know what you're saying, but that's a TikTok story. I don't know. I had I'm surprised you haven't heard of that one before. The Immortal Snail.

SPEAKER_00

No, I never heard of it.

SPEAKER_05

It's big on TikTok, but it depends what side you're on, you know what I mean? Obviously. But now is it is it like a like a predator type of it has to be a predator.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. But I think that's funny that you picked a snail.

SPEAKER_05

Just the first thing that popped to my mind. A predator. Is there like a like a you know, like a like a size it doesn't matter, any type of predator.

SPEAKER_00

It could be whatever. Whatever can eat something else. Okay, okay. If it eats leaves, it doesn't count.

SPEAKER_01

A shark? But I'm not getting in the ocean.

SPEAKER_05

I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm just making holes in your you know what I mean and your in your trial.

SPEAKER_00

On land in a jungle with a case surrounding you, a hundred meters on all sides, forest jungle with terrain, water, and all, you have a knife and a rope. You have 24 hours in that little area, 100 meters all. You have a good amount to run. What animal would you get away from, Buck? And if you make it make me any simpler, I'm getting off my chair and I am definitely slapping you.

SPEAKER_05

Alright, hold on. Alright, I'm thinking. So it's a land predator, right? Yes. Alright. Alright.

SPEAKER_00

It could be a land predator. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm gonna hurt you. Hold on, I'm throwing this.

SPEAKER_05

No, wait, hold on, hold on, hold up. I'm thinking over here. Let me put on my let me put on my thinking goggles.

SPEAKER_00

You can think while I'm getting my when I'm I'm gonna just be loaded in case you say something dumb.

SPEAKER_05

Now hear me out. A jumping spider, alright? Because they're real small, so I could outrun it. And it could creep up on me and herbie, but at the same time, at the same time, I don't I don't really have to worry because I know I'm far enough. A jumping spider. Hey, they're a spider, they're dangerous. I would pick a sloth, but they're not predators, though. Don't pick what they're herbivores. Oh. Yeah. Hmm. I was gonna pick a monkey, but I don't think I'll live against it. Yeah, no, that would tear your face apart. My face apart, too, real quick. I don't got long legs, so they will catch up to me.

SPEAKER_00

I know there's a your jumping spider one is funny though. That is crazy. I know there's a I know I was so ready to throw that at you. I was so ready to throw it at you. Like, I was like, whatever he says, even if it is correct, I'm throwing this at him. But that was so funny that I can't throw it at you no more. I'm gonna just accept that.

SPEAKER_05

Alright, thank you. I'm pretty sure I can survive. Is it 24 hours? Yeah. I'm pretty sure I can survive. What about you? A snake. Let me give you one. How about that? Okay. You have 24 hours to survive in a boat. And you have both, and you have to get to an island, right? So you're you're stuck in a boat and you have to get to an island. If there's an animal if there's a predator that is hunting you, what predator would you like it to be?

SPEAKER_00

Anything. I'm bro, it's me on a boat and I'm gonna win.

SPEAKER_05

But the boat's there. It's not like you can move the boat. You gotta get to the island though.

SPEAKER_00

How am I gonna move the boat?

SPEAKER_05

That's for you to find out. But there's something in the water circling it.

SPEAKER_01

You probably get a shark. Probably a great white. It's gonna eat you though.

SPEAKER_05

I will harpoon it. Have you not heard stories of great whites having harpoons from like something like 20, 30 years ago?

SPEAKER_01

Have you not seen me in the water on a boat with a harpoon? No. Have you ever thrown a harpoon? I am one shot.

SPEAKER_05

Unless you have a rope. You got one shot. I promise you I could do that. I promise you. Remember, there's also surface. So the second it hits the water, it's gonna shift. And it's not gonna land where you think it lands because of the surface of the water.

SPEAKER_00

It doesn't matter. I'm going for the eye so it can't see. That way I can aim it.

SPEAKER_05

You can hear and smell.

SPEAKER_00

Go for the ears next.

SPEAKER_05

Why didn't you just say, like, I don't know. What's gonna pull the boat? Oh, so you're gonna harpoon it and make it pull the boat like a horse.

SPEAKER_00

100%. Sounds very simple in my head.

SPEAKER_01

You gotta be logical about it.

SPEAKER_05

It's logical. That's sci-fi about it.

SPEAKER_00

It's not even sci-fi. Harpoon, harpoon, straight. Wherever it goes, you said I need to go that way. I'm gonna make sure it's hit that way.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I don't think we're both making it out.

SPEAKER_00

We will make it out, bro. We'll make it out perfectly fine.

SPEAKER_05

I'll throw you on one side of the boat, and then I'll try to dive in and skate through the other side of the boat. See? And you can catch up to me if you like.

SPEAKER_00

See, that's not gonna work because then it's then while I'm harpooning it, it's gonna go to you. You have to be on the boat for this to work. Because I needed to start wanting you to go that way. Like, what do you think I was gonna use for bait?

SPEAKER_05

That's a good question.

SPEAKER_01

You got two feet, right?

SPEAKER_05

I got a whole buck. We got we could use one of those.

SPEAKER_00

Buck my whole plan was to tie you on a rope and put you hanging and then, you know, harpoon.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, no. I was gonna get it before it got you. That's some sci-fi level, level stuff right there. You're tripping.

SPEAKER_05

Well, this is the Meg.

SPEAKER_00

Bro, that's not even the Meg. It's just a white. Like I could have done it. You're tripping. You are tripping. A boat with a harpoon.

SPEAKER_01

And I got a harpoon gun. So I'm winning. No aim. Bro, one shot. Quick scope. One shot. Trick shot. One shot. Trick shot backwards backflip. A great white movie. Okay, maybe not the backflip.

SPEAKER_00

But definitely I can shoot the freaking big ass fucking shark with the harpoon and have it tell me to whatever it needs to tell me to. And then I just cut the rope. And then I just cut the rope. It's blind. It can't see. And then I win.

SPEAKER_01

But it's got two eyes.

SPEAKER_05

And you get lucky, you hit one eye.

SPEAKER_00

And if it comes back, it will lose the other. And then it'll drag me a little further.

SPEAKER_05

Alright. Fair enough. Fair enough.

SPEAKER_01

Maybe. I I give up. Yeah, no, I'm winning that. I give up. I'm definitely winning.

SPEAKER_05

It got sci-fi too fast for me. It's not sci-fi when I know I can do it. It's sci-fi when you haven't done it. That's what sci-fi means.

SPEAKER_00

Have you ever done push-ups?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Not continuously.

SPEAKER_01

Continuously. But in one day, yeah. Continuously. Not continuously.

SPEAKER_00

You can do 100 push-ups continuously.

SPEAKER_01

No, but in one day, yeah. It's not sci-fi.

SPEAKER_05

But I haven't done it. It's not sci fi. No, no. I haven't done it uh continuously. Like in one one set. So that is sci-fi for me.

SPEAKER_01

No, because you never you never took the opportunity to do it. I can give you 20, for example, right? I never push myself. If you can give me 20, I'll be shocked. I can give you like 20 push-ups. I really don't think you can. I can't I'll be doing push-ups.

SPEAKER_00

I will we will we will do the 20 push-ups after the podcast. I want to know if you can give me 20 push-ups. I bet. Bet. What else do I have to talk about? I think we're done now. Yeah, no, still no. 100% back to our conversation. 110%. I would win that. Guaranteed. I guess a shark? Yeah. Sure.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, with the boat. It's been a long day.

Anime News And Sign-Off

SPEAKER_00

Leave me alone. I won. 49ers. Alright. That's it. We're done with the podcast. Everything is about to wrap up here. Thank you for thank you for listening to the I'm Just Saying podcast with your boy, Mr. High, and my co-host Buck. And also, Buck, do you have any anime news you want to drop on them before we get out of here?

SPEAKER_05

Yes, sir. It's gonna be a good year for anime. Right now, we have we have House Paradise dropping. I think they already dropped one of those two. I have to go home and watch it. That's a like that's a bill. I'm excited for that one. Why? As a fan, because I like the first season. What okay? I'm excited for that, to be honest. I know, I know you don't like it, and I know people, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah. That it's a decent show. It's not great. Don't get me wrong. I don't think it's gonna be not that good. It's a decent show. It's a good watch. You're always complaining about how we get so much slopes. What about when we actually get something decent? You don't like it either? What do you want? JJK season 10?

SPEAKER_00

Yes.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, well, you're not gonna get that. So be happy with what you get.

SPEAKER_00

Or at least a better graphic, one punch, man.

SPEAKER_05

It's okay. First of all, they already gave us one punch, man. And guess what? It was garbage. And next time, guess what? It's gonna get worse. I said better graphics. It's not gonna get better. As a fan, I know this. If it keeps staying with JC staff, it's just gonna get worse. Next thing you know, it's not gonna be one frame, man. It's gonna be half a frame. It's bad. JC staff is bad. Okay, anything else? At this specific moment, that's really all I got for you. Get back on you next weekend and let you know.

SPEAKER_00

I'm proud of you, broski.

SPEAKER_05

I appreciate you, Bobs.

SPEAKER_00

I do not I do not respect you, though.

SPEAKER_05

And I don't. Okay, thank you. It's all good. You don't gotta respect me. You just gotta know me.

SPEAKER_00

Alright. Remember the number one rule? Watch some motherfucking anime. I'm out of here. Fuck this place. Peace.