Conspiracy Lab
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Conspiracy Lab
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SPEAKER_03Are you ready?
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna stand here and hold it for the next one. Rip it, dude. Yeah, we're ripping, dude. I waited my whole life for this opportunity.
SPEAKER_07Prepare to watch a man shine. Oh yeah. That's how you make it sing right there, dude.
SPEAKER_02God, my dad would finally be proud of me.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, he finally beat your ass. He'll finally give you the ass whipping you've always wanted. Yeah. He'd have to at this point, right?
SPEAKER_02What do you call that little the Irish cane thing that I got downstairs? There's a name.
SPEAKER_07Um, Juno, you motherfucker, dude. What my brother's. Hey, come here. Come here. It's a shillely. A shillely. I'm gonna fucking beat the thoughts.
SPEAKER_02Juno, go! Did I ever tell you about the time I got a bar fight with him? Fucked him up, dude.
SPEAKER_07With a shillely?
SPEAKER_02Not with a shillely, no, with these shillelys, dude.
SPEAKER_07Oh, yeah, with your dad, yeah. Yeah. You told me. Beat his ass. Yeah, you peaked right there, dude. That was it. It's all been downhill since then. Whooped the old man's ass, though, dude. Fucking had it coming, dude. He did.
SPEAKER_02That was about 20 years. I was like 21.
SPEAKER_07Prime time.
SPEAKER_02Prime, dude. Yeah. You're catching knees and elbows and shit. Oh, he caught an el he caught a knee.
SPEAKER_07Woo!
SPEAKER_02Never try to swing at me again. Yeah, dude.
SPEAKER_07So, all right, dude. We got stuff other than celebrities that are other celebrities this time.
SPEAKER_02I got you. Step. Do you believe me?
SPEAKER_07Yes.
SPEAKER_02Alright, that's all I needed. If the camera believes it, dude, I rest my case. I'll never bring it up again. I'm still trying to. You're finally coming through.
SPEAKER_07The earth is flat.
SPEAKER_02You're finally coming through with the flat earth, and I knew it would only take a matter of time.
SPEAKER_07We should go do a study, a laser study.
SPEAKER_02I don't think I've ever successfully converted anybody. No, I've had people that were on the fence.
SPEAKER_07I'm on the fence, brother. I just said yes because I want you to stop talking about it.
SPEAKER_02Just when you think you get to know a guy.
SPEAKER_07I guess it doesn't matter that much to me. Let's go do our own research.
SPEAKER_02Whatever. We're not even gonna go there. Use rules. Oh, you're just trusting the science. You're trusting me, the science, not those scientists. You know, Jordan Fauci. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06I am the science. You cannot do your own science at all. Your laser tests, all of that. It's nonsense. It's a bunch of conspiracy theory rhetoric.
SPEAKER_02I don't have to live like this, but I thought Let's go do a fucking laser thing. Let's go do it. I got it. I got a test that I want I wanted to do for a long time, but it's gonna take a little bit more than a laser.
SPEAKER_07Lake Michigan, brother. Oh, more than a laser? Well, so so let's do this whole fun movie.
SPEAKER_02For for this particular test is something I thought it was gonna prove something. I want to fly a drone inside of a wide open train car. And I want to see what happens when the train turns out.
SPEAKER_07Oh, the altitude, because you can read all that, right? Um and you're gonna keep it hovering?
SPEAKER_02Well, what happens what happens when the train turns? Does the fucking drone turn with the train? Or does it smash into the wall? What happens when it accelerates? What happens when it slows down? Does the does the drone stay in place in because it's in the train, but yet it's separate from the train?
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_02So is it gonna smash into the side? So yes, it should, right? Yeah, that's the test I want to do. I gotta do it. Why?
SPEAKER_07What do you think's gonna happen?
SPEAKER_02Well, so what are you trying to prove? Well, so one of the things is they say, like on this round earth, that's supposed to be spinning a thousand miles an hour. So this will go back to if you're flying a plane from the west coast to the east coast versus the east coast to the west coast, the spit the world spins fucking east to west or whatever fucking direction, right? You want to know why so if it's spinning a thousand miles an hour this way, as I take a plane that way, I should get there ten times faster versus if I'm gonna get away. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you. I got you, it's it'd be a similar thing like that. And they try to say, well, because we're connected to the earth, we're still moving in the same direction.
SPEAKER_07But why would the drone not smash into the walls?
SPEAKER_02Well, it should, and it should rest my case.
SPEAKER_07But yeah, that's I wouldn't do anything besides that inside of the train. So it's yeah, but it's not like connected with gravity or I don't fucking know what it is.
SPEAKER_02So here would be kind of drone. So here would be kind of the thought process now. Like get closer to the mic, brother.
SPEAKER_07So here would be bring it closer to your face.
SPEAKER_02Kind of kind of the thought on how this works. Now, if if um it's like Einstein's theory of relativity, like I'm in the train, so I'm moving. Let's say the train's moving a hundred miles an hour. Yeah, so I'm in the train, I am moving a hundred thousand a hundred miles an hour. Now let's say me and you are playing catch in the train, okay, and I throw a ball 10 miles an hour. Inside of the train, to me and you the ball is only going 10 miles an hour.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I gotcha.
SPEAKER_02But what happens if somebody's standing outside of the train? How fast is the ball moving?
SPEAKER_07Is it it's gonna go 10 miles an hour more than plus the hundred miles an hour?
SPEAKER_02So it's all in like a perception and it's a view. So inside of the train, the ball is moving with us. So inside of the train, the drone would be moving with the train. So that's where does it separate when the train turns, or does it turn with the train?
SPEAKER_07What about if you put the baseball on the floor and then when the train turns, yeah, it's part of the train, but it's still gonna move as the thing moves.
SPEAKER_02It's on the floor of the train.
SPEAKER_07It doesn't have enough mass to stay put.
SPEAKER_02Well, that's where the experiment comes in, dude. I'm gonna I just it should. What are you gonna call it?
SPEAKER_07What are you gonna call it?
SPEAKER_02Fucking drone in the train. I mean, I need a fancy name.
SPEAKER_07Jordan's theory of droneativity.
SPEAKER_02Droneativity, dude. Something I'll cover this something clever. I'm gonna need a little bit of time.
SPEAKER_07Keep us updated, I'm gonna make it pushing.
SPEAKER_02Okay, let's keep it moving. Tammer's been fucking dying to tell me something. I got a bunch of notes. We got a cash! We got cash! I'm fucking wake up from a dead nap, dude.
SPEAKER_07I just got home from work. Hang on, hang on.
SPEAKER_01Shout out to the boys.
SPEAKER_07To the boys. Uh hang on, hang on. Let me think of all the boys that need shout-outs. Each one individually? Maybe not. You think that's a little exciting?
SPEAKER_02Well, because then if you forget one, they're gonna be ooh, we're gonna lose a fan.
SPEAKER_01The boys at work.
SPEAKER_03What up?
SPEAKER_07The boy didn't forget you.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you gotta earn your way to get your name back, buddy.
SPEAKER_07Money, dude. 25 bucks. First and last name, dude. 15 if you just want the first. All right, boys. This one's for you. Yeah, so I've been talking to my apprentice, right? We talk about shit. One of the boys. Yeah, it's cool. Um, so we talked about this today, and it was just like the he brought it up.
SPEAKER_01Joshies. This is what you were so excited to tell me about, Josh. No, not just Josh Josh.
SPEAKER_05What's up, it's not saving for the cat, man. Save it for the cat.
SPEAKER_07This is gonna be good. It is gonna be good. So we were talking about like the feminization of men and shit like that. Oh, we gotta let the dog out. No, go go ahead and see some neighbors now. No, the the dogs out there, the neighbor dogs out there. It's a he's name's Kobe, dude. So what we were talking about is like the feminism, how like you know, liberal agenda and all that shit like want to feminize men and make men soft as fuck, pussies, cucks with blue hair, and septum piercings and shit like that, right?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, oh yeah.
SPEAKER_07And um he proposed this theory, and I thought it was fucking genius, man. Like, part of that is so when all these women are on birth control, right? Yeah, and when they pee, there's all that hormone shit that comes out in the pee. Well, in the water treatment facilities, they're not treating for that, brother. If you're drinking tap water, you're drinking all that fucking hormone shit.
SPEAKER_02Really? Yeah. Everywhere? All treatment plants? What are the so what do they treat when they go to treatment when they're gonna do it?
SPEAKER_07Just stuff that's gonna kill you and shit. No.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_07Bro, are you coming at me with George Clooney as Tom Hanks off of fucking shit? You wanna look at look at their wives, dude?
SPEAKER_02Okay, so it's just a theory. We haven't really done a deep dive to see, but what about just like the fluoride and shit and whatever else they put in the water?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, but they've always had that. Since when? Since World War II. Yeah, but dude, the feminization of men shit started happening more in line with the birth control, uh, everyone being on birth control.
SPEAKER_02Well, I don't necessarily know if that's true.
SPEAKER_07When did it start happening?
SPEAKER_02The feminization of men, as we were talking on our last cast, apparently they've been doing this transgender shit for fucking hundreds of years and for hundreds of thousands of thousands, probably since the beginning of time. Oh dude. But now I think I think what's happening today is like with social media, and they just they know how to fuck with people's psyches and shit. Yeah, they run an operation. They push it in school, transgender. I mean, what look what they teach in school. Everything they teach everyone is fucking lie, dude.
SPEAKER_07You know, all the transgender agenda and the liberal lunatics and all their transgender stuff. What else, dude?
SPEAKER_01Well, besides what do you mean? What about the fraud?
SPEAKER_02Minneapolis, California, dude, all the fraud. Snap benefits, dude.
SPEAKER_07Uh, here, so little side project, little sidebar away from this list. So I looked up, we made that whole list just to I know, but dude, I gotta talk.
SPEAKER_02The one time we make a list and we don't even follow it. We'll get to it. All right, fuck that list.
SPEAKER_01We never used one before.
SPEAKER_07So this fucking dude.
SPEAKER_01Uh not one of the boys.
SPEAKER_07No, no, bad hombre. Ooh. Yeah. Dominico Orsini. He's the gray pulp. Like, do you not know anything about like that, the levels of Pope where there's the white Pope, that's the one we know about. Then there's the black Pulp. That one answers to like the Jesuit priests.
SPEAKER_00No, I have no idea.
SPEAKER_07I just kind of started learning about some of this shit. Yeah, bro. Instagram.
SPEAKER_03Oh, really?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, big Instagram guy. So, anyways, and then there's the What do you know about the dark web, dude? It's just unrestricted access to the internet.
SPEAKER_03How do we get there?
SPEAKER_07It's not that hard. You need a Tor browser and uh VPN.
SPEAKER_03Alright.
SPEAKER_07Tiff could probably That's where we can get on. Yeah, I talked to some dude that was in Tiff's class.
SPEAKER_02Instead of wasting all my fucking life, Tiff used to cast.
SPEAKER_07Remember back when Tiff used to cast?
SPEAKER_02I wasn't ever invited. You never casted with Tiffany? No, but before when Tyler and you and Tyler and Tiff were casting, I remember getting a little bit jealous. I'm like, these motherfuckers don't think I'm cool enough. I got you, dude. You're the coolest one of them all.
SPEAKER_03I know, dude. You gotta tell me.
SPEAKER_07I'm like, oh my god. Dude, the gray pope is the one that all of them answer to. So, like, even the Rothschilds and the Rockefellers and shit, like, they answer to this fucking guy.
SPEAKER_02Alright, how long has he been the Grey Pope for?
SPEAKER_07I have no idea.
SPEAKER_02About 3,000 years, if I had a guess.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I don't know. He's got some other uh oh, he died.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, they all died.
SPEAKER_07Prince Orsini. Yeah, I don't know. Look into some of that, everybody. The Grey Pope Orsini family. Apparently it's like black nobility, which is like Roman bloodlines. Black nobility. You ever hear of it?
SPEAKER_02Okay. I've heard of the black Irish, don't really know what that means, but black hair.
SPEAKER_07No. I don't know why they call them the black nobility, but that's like what it is, right? Is the real apparently, I don't know, who fucking even knows. The fact that we're even talking about it maybe mean that they're nobodies, right? The real people calling the shots could be completely anonymous. But I stumbled upon this. The Orsini family apparently like they're ballers, they're shot callers. 20-inch blades on the Impala. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Like that?
SPEAKER_07Like that, dude.
SPEAKER_02Holy fuck. Alright, I'll look into them, dude. I'm interested.
SPEAKER_07Alright, we can get back to the list now. It was just a thing that I remember coming up today. I don't know how what made me think of it. What were you talking about before?
SPEAKER_02Not a fucking not that. Alright. I remember I remember it was like a year ago though, not about the black pope, but about the regular Pope. And it was what the fuck was going on where they were showing, and like only every so many hundreds of years they open this vault that's in the Vatican.
SPEAKER_07What's in there?
SPEAKER_02Well, and this is where all these conspiracies and and things holy dildo. It was it was and then the Pope had like some weird fucking looking beings, humans, or whatever the fuck around them, and you know what to today's day.
SPEAKER_06I saw that! I saw that.
SPEAKER_02And then there was the thing that they kept saying was fucked up is because they're like apparently there's cameras on the outside showing the Pope opening this, and you only open it every fucking 300 years or whatever it was. Okay, but then they had cameras on the inside showing the door being open, and they're like, What the fuck? They only open this every so many hundreds of years. How is there a camera inside? He cracked the seal just to I mean he could have done an official but it's all demonic and all weird shit going on, and they were trying to say that they're opening the gate for some entities. You ever see the the the snake room that they did? That that's like you know what I'm talking about? The serpent, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_07Look into that, everybody. We got some new listeners. I don't know what the fuck they know, but look into apparently there's layers in the Vatican.
SPEAKER_01Where there's like, shut up, your boy's layer.
SPEAKER_03Shut up, dude.
SPEAKER_01What the fuck?
SPEAKER_07How many are there? Write them out. All right, the snake room or something, right?
SPEAKER_02But apparently, down like there there's layers underneath the Vatican, and they have rooms that they have rooms that are like dedicated to all of these different gods and goddesses. You hear about that, and that's all so back, and and another thing that I think fits into this is back in the Roman Roman Empire, right? Is that when they were like taking over the world? And if you weren't fucking, if you if you didn't convert to Catholicism, they would just fucking murder and trape and rape, and then dudes too, they didn't give a fuck. I'm sure, and then so so this is where Catholicism started to spread around the world, and so what's his name?
SPEAKER_07Um one of the emperors, Constantine Brother, all right.
SPEAKER_02So, anyways, um, so the and the reason why we celebrate some of these holidays and they created this things is like, for example, we celebrate the winter solstice, the spring equinox, Christmas, and all that. So, apparently, back in the day, these are actually pagan holidays because it's all wrote of revolved around the sun. Christmas is the the winter solstice or whatever, yeah. And then um, something to do with Easter is right around spring equinox and whatever. So when they're taking over all of these territories and they're they're going over their cathedrals and their places of worship, and they're like destroyed, they apparently destroyed all of their records and all their books and all of their shit, but they didn't destroy the church. And one of the reasons why they kept the same holidays is that they said it was easier to convert when we're not changing the entire day that we are celebrating, we're just changing the reason we are celebrating on these dates. So apparently they didn't just burn and destroy all of these things, they kept collection of them.
SPEAKER_07You think they got them down there?
SPEAKER_02I think these fucking evil pieces of shits are rules that they have down there.
SPEAKER_07They haven't seen the light of day in like hundred years, bro. Okay, it's very interesting. We've got a big list here.
SPEAKER_02Okay, I just think they're fucking evil Satan worshiping vampires, really.
SPEAKER_07Here's another thing. These data centers that are going up, they utilize a shitload of water. Shitload.
SPEAKER_00Data centers? Water? H2O. Do you ever wink at me like that?
SPEAKER_07I'm giving you yeah, brother. And a click, dude.
SPEAKER_02Would you a little wink and click at this point? Oh, easy burger.
SPEAKER_07Oh, look at him, man. So I watched this clip on uh Instagram, and uh there's this guy who he's the he owns the largest privately owned uh data center in the country, and he said the way he does his shit, it doesn't utilize hardly any water at all. And he's saying that well, he said exactly that these other Google and these other big companies that are putting them up are using this water because they're lazy and they don't want to invest the money in the technology that he has and shit, right?
SPEAKER_02To cool the yeah, like a cooling system? Yeah, what it is, these data tracking get really, really hot. Is that what you're trying to tell me? Yeah, dude. What produces all the heat?
SPEAKER_07All the data.
SPEAKER_02The data gets hot, dude. The data's making it hot. The transfers and stored out. I got like three gigs in my phone, it's not that warm, dude. That's a pretty decent amount of data.
SPEAKER_07Well, you got batteries, you got fucking I I don't know, brother. I'm just saying, I pr this is what the guy was saying. But here's a different take that I have.
SPEAKER_01How much data per I brother, don't ask me per Celsius degree.
SPEAKER_07Look it up, brother.
SPEAKER_01There's gotta be like a hundred megabytes of millions of things.
SPEAKER_03Alright. I just I didn't know data was hot, dude.
SPEAKER_07What about in can't say it.
SPEAKER_03Oh, all right.
SPEAKER_07Instead of megabytes, they only work half as good.
SPEAKER_02What about the plot cameras, dude? I know we got a whole list, but yeah, I've been seeing it. I've been getting my ass as many games.
SPEAKER_07Data centers, the data centers. I got a whole thing on that. So on the list? Yeah, all right.
SPEAKER_02I just gotta make sure.
SPEAKER_07Before we move on, the data centers. So I think that there's a far more sinister plot at play in regards to the water, right? I think that they're trying to use up and hoard and store water to control us.
SPEAKER_02Well, I mean, considering the world's what 97%?
SPEAKER_07Mostly salt water.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but hello.
SPEAKER_07Desalination is expensive as shit.
SPEAKER_02I don't know. I've watched some videos about how to how to clear water. You just need like six feet of sand. It's more than that.
SPEAKER_07Are you saying fresh water or salt water?
SPEAKER_02I don't fucking know.
SPEAKER_07It's a huge difference. You can't drink salt water, brother.
SPEAKER_02Wait a minute now. I just watched a super interesting video about pirates and how they used to I'm drinking me salt water smoothie. And they would they would take a sponge and they would get the sponge wet and they would boil the sponge with like a little cover on it. Yeah, desalination. And then the the shit that would collect vapors and then it would fall to the side, and that was drinkable water. Yes.
SPEAKER_07Okay, so you can fucking I mean, doing it large scale is really expensive.
SPEAKER_02If a fucking pirate can do it in 1423, dude, with a got
SPEAKER_07Himself for himself. Yeah. You're gonna fucking sling up water every time you want to take a drink.
SPEAKER_02I don't know. You go to the fucking store, it's a dollar a bottle. How much do you think I can make for a dollar?
SPEAKER_07I don't know.
SPEAKER_02Fucking, I'm sure we got a sweatshop that could do it for ten cents an hour. Mexicans. Yeah. Fuck avocados. We gotta pivot here, boys.
SPEAKER_07Give me like four or five of them motherfuckers, and we'll be rich, dude.
SPEAKER_02Imagine the water.
SPEAKER_07We'll be swimming pools, dude. Everyone else is thirsty as fuck.
SPEAKER_03We got our sprinkling.
SPEAKER_02The greenest.
SPEAKER_07Desert all around.
SPEAKER_02We just got a 24-7 fucking rainbow because we're just slip and slide, dude.
SPEAKER_07Fucking around at the holes and shit, dude. Water balloons. We cracked it, dude. Yeah. No, you need like a big thing. Well, I see some videos.
SPEAKER_02I see some super cool videos too where they show you basically how to suck water out of the atmosphere because our atmosphere is all fucking water and shit.
SPEAKER_05Huh.
SPEAKER_02And so I so actually, so actually, and I seen this video like a month ago, and then I was driving in my car, so so you know, sometimes the wheels get to spin about and and it so I have my air conditioner on as I'm driving on a summer day, and you want to know what happens?
SPEAKER_07You realized you were gay.
SPEAKER_02That was this afterthought.
SPEAKER_05What happened?
SPEAKER_07Fuck what?
SPEAKER_02The outside of my window started getting wet because of the change in the temperature.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. That's all it was.
SPEAKER_02The what the cold windshield hitting the hot wind, and automatically, boom, I had to turn my windshield wipe. So I'm saying it's not that difficult because all I'm doing is not even knowing what I'm doing. I just have a cold windshield on a hot summer day. I'm driving into it, there's a change in temperature. There's a change in temperature, and automatically I gotta turn my fucking windshield wipers on. It wasn't raining, dude. There wasn't a cloud in the goddamn sky. It ain't that hard. All right. I rest my case, dude. If this mic wasn't on a stand, I'd drop this motherfucker.
SPEAKER_07Oh, this kind of ties into the hormones in the water that I think birth control is making women crazy, but it's also making their asses fat.
SPEAKER_00Ooh. Yeah. Because like, dude, do you think grandma?
SPEAKER_07You're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't want to do it. Do you think grandma was caked up like these chicks are now? Your grandma or my grandma? Anyone's grandma? Probably, dude. Dude, these things are out of control. Yeah. Something's going on. Something's in the water, bro.
SPEAKER_02I mean, risk versus reward, you know.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I got you.
SPEAKER_05Whoa!
SPEAKER_01Would you rather have a completely calm, cool, and collective chick with no ass? What about a medium ass? Well, well, then we got medium crazy. You ever see the the crazy crazy?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've seen that. Um, giants, bro. You want to get in on that?
SPEAKER_02I want to get in on the giants a little bit.
SPEAKER_07Okay.
SPEAKER_02So one thing if anybody's the out there that um you should look into this too. This might be something you would like. Uh Roger Spur Mud Fossils. Is this old fucking? I'm assuming mud floods. Mud mud fossils he talks about. And so he'll go to all of these different giants, and when we're talking giants here, what is it? Um, Roger, Roger Spur Mud Fossils, YouTube. He's got a bunch of videos on YouTube, and he's he does some really good research.
SPEAKER_07He is actually a um mud fossil university. Damn, dog! What is this?
SPEAKER_02Is that real? So his his profession, he's like a professor, he's a super, super smart fucking dude. And it's like is he British? No, nope, he's sound American, dude. Yeah, you he's like a biologist or something that that does like you're a guy just.
SPEAKER_07I got my doctorate, dog. Master's I'm a doctor.
SPEAKER_02So he goes through, and and when we're talking giants here, we're talking like mountain-sized giants. Did I ever show you those videos?
SPEAKER_07I'm looking at them right there.
SPEAKER_02Mountain size, like big mountains, and you can see faces in these mountains. Dude, there's one that's like the crystal clear picture when you're looking at it from a helicopter view, and it's like the whole fucking mountain is you can tell it's a female laying on her face, kind of like so.
SPEAKER_07Some of the some of the cons follow him on in on uh uh I follow him on YouTube, is where I watch him at. Okay.
SPEAKER_02I might have got introduced on TikTok, but so um basically saying that at some point in time these these ginormous entities were basically what did Medusa do?
SPEAKER_07Is she fucking yeah, she petrified petrified.
SPEAKER_02So they're like petrified.
SPEAKER_07Do you think that these giants are what built the pyramids and they could just literally fucking put them together?
SPEAKER_02No, no, no, I don't know. I haven't I I don't know about the pyramids yet. I think that's different technology.
SPEAKER_07Vibration technology? I don't know.
SPEAKER_02Apparently, well, apparently, like like we have the ability to manipulate reality once we connect to source, so it's something that manipulate your butt cheeks.
SPEAKER_07That little thing ain't manipulating shit, dude. I get in there and get out real quick, and you wouldn't get deeper than the crack. Yeah, dude, I'll check this out.
SPEAKER_02So so some of the things is like okay, when you look at, and I believe there's a lot of truth in in mythology, and and it correlates with these different scriptures and texts. So if you look at like the book of Enoch in the Bible, it talks about the fallen, it talks about the two the watchers, the 200 watchers came, the sons of God came into the women of man. So these entities defied Yahweh.
SPEAKER_07Bro, these giants were banging chicks. How huge were the dogs?
SPEAKER_02It doesn't say it doesn't say it doesn't say that these fallen watchers were huge. They it just says the sons of God came into the women of man. It doesn't talk about their size. They lusted for women, so they defied Yahweh. They came to Earth because they all wanted wives, and Azazul and was like the leader of them, and there was 200 fallen specifically, and they bore giants. This is where the Nephilim comes from. This big I don't know. It it it says like 300 qubits or some shit. I don't know what the fuck a cubit is.
SPEAKER_07Uh let's see.
SPEAKER_02But apparently, so so this is one of the reasons why Yahweh flooded the world because these fallen came, they intermingled with humans, they created a race of entities, the Nephilim. And they defiled the world, and they were like eating people, they were cannibals and shit, and they were just completely reckless.
SPEAKER_07450 to 510 feet. That's insane.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Alright. So this is how big these these trying to get a whistle in there. So you know, and even so so I think there's a lot of truth when it comes to certain aspects of the Bible, like, and we look at it, and in my whole life I didn't see it for what it really was because it's completely misinterpreted, and and it's once the Jays got their hands. Well, and whoever the fuck King James and all of these people, they manipulated the words and they created a different context, and then they took giants out of so they we used to have museums with giants in them all over the place. Now they're dinosaurs, but these giants were only nine, ten feet tall, but you cannot go to a museum.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, that's what they dude. Apparently, the special forces dudes fought giants in the Kandahar Desert, like ten, nine, ten feet tall, and dude, they got like gunfights with them and shit, and they're not just one.
SPEAKER_02So these and they might in the mountains, and they might also just be like different entities because when you look at some of these scriptures, even if we're just gonna go keep going back to the Bible for a second, there was multiple entities that came to Earth. There was the fallen, there were demons, there were angels, they were the cherubim, there were the Nephilim. There was like seven, six, seven different entities that they identify in the Bible alone, and then and and I feel like in you look at Greek mythology and Roman mythology, and then there was like let's say Zeus, and Zeus was this god, he fucking impregnated a bunch of human women, and that's where fucking Hercules and fucking uh Zeus probably had on him, right? Oh yeah, oh yeah, dude fucking slam and dude. He was uh the first minotaur, dude. Fuck it.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, dude. The first bullshit was a horse, the rest was just whatever, you know.
SPEAKER_02But same thing, Zeus and Zeus came from Kratom. Oh, what the fuck was his dude's dad?
SPEAKER_07Crete.
SPEAKER_02No, no, Kratom.
SPEAKER_07It came from Kratum or Salvia.
SPEAKER_02But so this is where the clash of the Titans, it was it was the they fought the gods versus the Titans. The Titans were the old gods, and then his dad fucking god. Why can't I think it's Zeus's dad's name? Give me a second here, Zeus.
SPEAKER_07Um hang on. It's Cronus. Uh all right, cool. So that's what I was gonna say. I just wanted to let you get it, you know. Appreciate that.
SPEAKER_02So then they end up defeating Cronus and the Titans, and now they're the new gods. And these new gods is like Zeus and fucking, I don't know, Aphrodite and and like all of these powerful entities. So Zeus comes down, and and so it also says when we're talking about Hercules, Hercules slayed all the giants, he put an arrow through all of their heads.
SPEAKER_07Damn, that's badass, dude.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, a single arrow. One it's well no no.
SPEAKER_07You think he ever got a twofer?
SPEAKER_02He battled all of these different giants. This is something I could look into. Um and then so we look at the Sphinx. So Roger Spur, dude, he's the first one who turned me on to this, saying the Sphinx was a real live the head was. He was he's trying to say that the head and the the head that's on the Zeus and the body are from two different animals, and they put the head on it.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, did you ever hear that the heads that's not the original how it was? The they m altered the face or something.
SPEAKER_02Well, that's what I'm getting at. So this guy right here is saying that the head was detached from a different thing and put onto the body of a lion, and then he goes into the top of the sphinx, and there's like, why the why the nose is missing? Yeah, and then there's like a hole in the top of the head. So he's trying to say that this is actually one of the beasts that um Hercules killed. And then he goes into saying that the original body of the Sphinx was also a living creature, and he goes into this thing when you go behind the sphinx, and he's like, I don't know if it's a task or it's a vagina, but there's a fucking cavity in there. And then so what what this guy does, which I love, is he like he's into biology and shit, and he goes to all these different giant mountains who he thinks used to be entities, yeah, and he'll show you the mountain and where the blood came from, and you'll see different color distortions and like the rock and shit and how it's all green, and and he's like, See, this is all green, and this is where you see the blood and shit, and all the moss is blood. Well, all the all the living, the the there's like rock mixed in with trees and growth, and and he'll show you like this giant, and he's like, See, that's right where the artery was, and he'll be like, he'll show you a little map of like the human analogy or um anatomy, and he's like, This is where the this is where the artery is, and then he's showing you on this giant mountain, and then he shows you the trail. It's super good shit, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There it is. Oh, they cut them all off.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, dude.
SPEAKER_02So yeah, dude, and and apparently just ginormous mountain-sized fucking entities. Yeah, and they show you pictures of all over the fucking place. Look into that, it's super interesting.
SPEAKER_07Have you seen the trees? Petrified tree stumps that are like mountains that are yeah, yeah, that are cut flat, straight flat. Yeah, you can even see the fucking rings in the top of it.
SPEAKER_02Well, that goes that goes back to the tree of life and and um uh what was the the movie where the avatar?
SPEAKER_07So apparently seen that in a long time.
SPEAKER_02So apparently, there's like we used to have these living trees that connected us to this other realm or some shit. It it was our connection. The force, the force, and and so whatever severed it, apparently, these fucking trees. Jack and the giant beanstalk. Apparently, there's some truth behind that whole shit with it with the giants that lived up here, way up, way up there.
SPEAKER_07They climbed them big ass trees and got up there, and that kind of goes into what I was where to remember what I think parts of the flat earth.
SPEAKER_02Remember what I was talking about last week? There's layers, so apparently this tree grew up, and there's layers below us, too. There's layers below us. That's something I didn't want to get into today, but all these undergrounds and just talked.
SPEAKER_07Oh, yeah, what the fuck is that all about? I don't even know what that means. Underground roads, dude. Yeah, oh, you wrote that one. I wrote what do you mean? You didn't remember what you wrote and I wrote. Yeah, that's the one you wrote. Underground roads, and and what about them?
SPEAKER_02Well, what about them? What do you know about them?
SPEAKER_07I mean, dude, they got deep underground military bases, they got like cities underground, yeah, and tunnels and highways and everything, cities, dude. The all the most richest people on the planet, let me get one of them cookies, bro.
SPEAKER_02Holy fuck, you said you didn't like them. I'll have one.
SPEAKER_07Um, so all the richest people on the planet, dude, are like investing in these bunkers and shit, dude, like underground communities and whatnot. What the fuck do they know that we don't know?
SPEAKER_02Well, like you said, apparently there's cities, and and with my oh look, and I know I've talked about this a bit, but since we were on like the Greek mythology and shit, I was talking about the underworld, and they talk about the underworld and they to they turn it where like Satan is is the god of hell, basically, or you can go to put um Hades or Pluto or Hell or all of these different gods and goddesses that they claim are the gods of the underworld, and they they misinterpret it like this is they're they're the gods of the afterlife. But the way that I'm looking at it is like no, they are literally gods of the underworld, they live under this layer.
SPEAKER_07So you're saying each layer has its own god, probably, yeah, or gods, multiple gods.
SPEAKER_02I mean, they're not they're not like the the creator's source, but if you look at like Gnosticism and Yahweh, like there's other gods under him, even like with Zeus, Zeus was the god of the gods, but there was all of these other gods, okay. And so, um in in the Greek mythology, Zeus was like the god of the sky, and then um Hades was his brother, and and they depict them as enemies, like God and Satan, they're enemies, but really they're just two different gods that control two different areas of they're fighting over turf or whatever. I don't I don't think they're fighting at all. I think they're just taking care of business.
SPEAKER_07Chilling.
SPEAKER_02Just chilling.
SPEAKER_07Cracking skulls and doing flooding floods when they need to be done, and and and I feel like this is what the pyramids actual um portal to the next realms.
SPEAKER_02Well, I we could call it a portal, but I think it's really just entry points for them to get from the underworld to up here. I don't think it's like I used to think it was a portal in the sense where like there is this massive field of energy where you walk through it and you actually like just appeared in another realm. Because the way that I look at it is everything is energy and frequency. So if we want to leave Earth, I believe we're in an encapsulated, we're we're in a um what how does it um we're encapsulated, we're we're in a jar, we're fucking called the firmament, the firmament, yeah. But there's a word I'm looking for. We can't leave. We can't leave. We're we're in a enclosed, enclosed, encapsulated, whatever. So we can't leave Earth. I can't jump in a ship and go to fucking outer space. It does that doesn't happen. So how would these entities because they talk about these entities coming to Earth? Well, where the fuck are they coming from? They can't just jump in a spaceship because there's no such thing as space.
SPEAKER_07Our realm.
SPEAKER_02Our realm, so and we resonate, earth resonates at a certain frequency.
SPEAKER_07Okay.
SPEAKER_02So when I used to think of like these portals, it was like, okay, we create a portal. Let's say Earth resonates at 432. Let's say fucking um Nibiru, which they always want to talk about the fucking Anunnaki coming from. Let's say this resonates at 750. So, in order for me to leave Earth and enter Nibiru, I must create a portal that resonates at 750.
SPEAKER_07Okay.
SPEAKER_02Walk through and then boom, just like that.
SPEAKER_01Alright. I'm not a fucking, we gotta get Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_07We got an update.
SPEAKER_02We haven't talked about this in months, dude. I didn't think we were gonna hear from him again.
SPEAKER_07Weeknight update. Well, we technically we haven't really heard from him.
SPEAKER_02That's a lead. We got a lead, dude. We're out on the trail. He's gonna be hanging in no time.
SPEAKER_07As our OG listeners know, we funded a project. The podcast funded a project, and we hired a Nazi scientist named Werner von Wiener, and he was they're testing squirt to see what it was made of, what they could use it for, some kind of miracle drug, boner pills, whatever, you know.
SPEAKER_02It it we went deep dive, dude. We were studying it for a good year.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, and then that motherfucker took all of our research and bounced.
SPEAKER_02Last I heard he made a big breakthrough, too, dude.
SPEAKER_07He was all excited to tell I know, I know, and then we got there and the labs cleaned out, cleaned out speakers, everything, graduated cylinders, gone.
SPEAKER_02Unreal. So yeah, he fucking ripped us off of our whole life cities, dude. Our fucking show went into debt, 12,000 fucking million dollars, whatever. It was a lot.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, so we activated our international uh intelligence network, right? Get some feelers out there. We got people everywhere hookers, gamblers, yeah, priests.
SPEAKER_02I got friends and places.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, he's a serial killer, yeah.
SPEAKER_02So, okay. Um so then we hired the fucking rut the hang on, hang on.
SPEAKER_07We gotta talk about the Vern update.
SPEAKER_02I know, but you were going, you were letting the new guys know about the whole process, so we gotta let him know we're so we got a lead on a new scientist. Fucking Beater ripped us up. No, before that, we hired the fucking The soldiers, dude. Oh yeah, that's what you're leading into. You're teaming.
SPEAKER_07No, I wasn't even gonna talk about them guys.
SPEAKER_02What do you mean? I thought we were gonna update on Werner that they fucking located.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, the team didn't locate them, but they got a ping from Interpol. Yeah. I forgot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was trying to talk about that.
SPEAKER_02Oh, you started pivoting to a whole nother direction.
SPEAKER_07You gotta weave it back in, but it's pivoting right to where we needed to be. So um blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Where'd they find his ass, punk ass motherfucker? Morocco. Yeah. Morocco, dude. Morocco is we got a prostitute that's within our ring, within the team, with the team, communicating with them, and she's giving him crabs. So he's there, dude. I don't know if they're gonna do some type of extraction or if they're just like monitoring the situation right now. I don't even know if they're there. We're still waiting.
SPEAKER_02He's supposed to bring us his cock, right? That's what we wanted his winger.
SPEAKER_07Werner's viener. But another dude, I'm actually pretty excited about this. We made contact with a Russian scientist, dude, the natural enemy of the Nazis, dude. And he's agreed to he was he was one wants to look at the squirt project and potentially get it going again.
SPEAKER_02Really? Yeah, he was he was the one he was on the deep drilling fucking project back in the 90s, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. He was like the top dude there. Yeah, he's got some water.
SPEAKER_07Well, I think he was like the VP engineer or something, second in command.
SPEAKER_02Was he on site when they heard the demons screaming? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, dude. Really?
SPEAKER_07I think he was sleeping, they woke him up to come down there.
SPEAKER_02What was that project called, dude? They fucking drilled this to further. Where do we go about five miles deep and then like seven miles? I thought it was like eight kilometers. I don't know what a kilometer is to ask.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I suppose they probably would do it in kilometers. Of course they would. Unless the American it was a joint operation, right? The Americans and the Ruskies.
SPEAKER_02No, just the Ruskies.
SPEAKER_07Are you sure? I'm fucking fairly certain. Well, we're gonna have to fucking talk to Vlad when we see him. Yeah, this guy's awesome. He sounds cool. Did you talk to him? Yeah, I talked to him a little bit. Vladimir Sugmyov.
SPEAKER_02Sugmyov.
SPEAKER_07What a fucking cool name, dude. This guy is awesome. Yeah, dude. He's been doing science in Russia for quite some time.
SPEAKER_02So we so we're gonna re-establish the squirt project.
SPEAKER_07Potentially.
SPEAKER_01Any ladies out there, we need samples. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02We are, yep, we're doing all our drive. We lost all our fucking samples, everything.
SPEAKER_07We're do we need a hardcore squirt drive. We gotta we gotta collect as many samples as we want as we can.
SPEAKER_02We'll burn through some data water for that shit.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, dude, the data centers. Costa Rican. Hell yeah, dude. International. Yeah, we'll take uh send us some mail. Send us your squirt in the mail. Um oh, speaking of squirt, dude, the squirt expo. Yeah, brother. All different kinds of squirt. All over the world, dude. It's probably it's the biggest expo in the world, dude. Yeah, dude. Yeah, where's that at again? They make uh I think they make like um skin cream and shit out of it. Uh lubricants. Um what else? Fuck, I can't remember. Uh bug spray.
SPEAKER_02Bug spray, really. Yeah. Who would have thought? Works better than deep. Huh. All natural. That's why my piece never gets bit up when I'm out on the woods.
SPEAKER_07Everywhere else, dude. Just cover everything except your balls and wiener. Hang them up in the air, dude. They won't even touch it.
SPEAKER_03Good to know. I never knew why, dude.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. Crazy, dude. I forget. There's a bunch of cool shit going on there, squirt-wise.
SPEAKER_02I want to know who the squirt tester, that taste tester was, dude. That could have been tricky.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, the Somalier, dude. He pairs squirt with whatever your dinner is. No, no, no, it's good, dude.
SPEAKER_02It was phoneistry.com. This dude should take it. Taste one little tip on his tongue to milk.
SPEAKER_07You like wine? Like the slurp. You gotta wheel. You gotta swirl it around and squirt it all around. Yep. That's a 92 Colombian born in 92 age.
SPEAKER_05Your country of our growing dude.
SPEAKER_07Your family's got a history of cancer.
SPEAKER_02He's like the rain man, but with taste and squirt.
SPEAKER_07That's the only way to get his gift and his curse.
SPEAKER_02That's the guy. That's the only guy I really want to see.
SPEAKER_07So some people like it unfiltered. Some people like it filtered, and they got some filters there. It's like you're drinking water, brother. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Fresh out the tap.
SPEAKER_07I mean, if you we run into our water crisis we talked to earlier.
SPEAKER_02I bet you, I betcha we'd have a better cooling system for this fucking data collection, too.
SPEAKER_07You just get to use what are you using water for? What are you using the water for? That's fucking genius, dude. God damn. Huh.
SPEAKER_02Well, let's talk to how they're making shit where they're making like um computers that are that are like out of real fucking biology. What do they call that shit? I can't think of organic material computers and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so yeah.
SPEAKER_07Damn it. Alright. You've never your dad's got the most impressive movie collection I've ever seen, and you've not seen any of them.
SPEAKER_02No, I don't really get along with my dad. What do we think I just go over there on weekends and fucking watch movies with the old drunk bastard? Hell no. You didn't have those as a kid.
SPEAKER_07Come on. You're telling me he didn't have an impressive VHS collection?
SPEAKER_02Bro, when we were kids, we had like six fucking movies. Land Before Time. Oh yeah. Classic. Dude, you watch Mrs. Don't Fire. Oh yeah. Hell yeah. The Ninja Turtles one and two.
SPEAKER_07Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_02What else classics, dude?
SPEAKER_07Um, The Sandlot.
SPEAKER_02The Sandlot, dude. Lion King. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_07And that's That's five right there.
SPEAKER_02And then we had, you know, and then it was Nickelodeon, Doug Funny, fucking Rodrats, you know. Doug Funny.
SPEAKER_07Dude, check this out. Oh, they're out in my car. I got these pickled quail eggs, bro. What? Yeah, they're fucking. That's what made me think of it. Quailman, dude. Do you remember Durango Doug?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, bro.
SPEAKER_07He was like his cowboy character. Durango. Durango Doug. He was like a fucking uh sheriff or something. He rings a bell. Alright. Remember the beats? The band?
SPEAKER_02Banging on a trash can, drumming on a street. Yeah. And then they had uh think big, think big, think big.
SPEAKER_07Ooh we kill a tofu. That was the beats. They were like the popular band that Doug and his boys wanted to be like Skeeter and them. Skeeter and Patty. Yeah, Patty Mannace. Dude, I saw this cartoon drawing of uh Skeeter and Doug, Eiffel Towering Patty. It was pretty funny, dude. What else we got on the list here, big dog? That's all of our updates, really. No ad reads. Uh dudes in the WNBA. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's dog. Oh yeah. Yeah, alright. What about it? I mean, is there guys from the NBA who are just saying they're women and going in and playing and dominating? They should do that.
SPEAKER_02Well, there's the two dudes that yeah, they're like, we're women, I'm not sure.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, and they're both.
SPEAKER_02He's like sometimes, and I thought about this so long ago, like to identify as a lesbian. Yeah. So that's dominate sports. So he's he's like sometimes I I uh identify as a woman, and basically he's saying he's a lesbian, he still smashes pussy and shit.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, eating much and bottom.
SPEAKER_02And they're like, well, and the rules, the rules don't say anything. So there's all this controversy, and they're like, What hold the fuck on? You guys can't even define what a woman is. I know.
SPEAKER_07And then it's like well, obviously, these two dudes that can't that can dunk.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah. Well, I think it brings up, you know, the whole thing that's been going on forever, and to me, it's just absolutely fucking psychotic. How can anybody get on board with this shit?
SPEAKER_07Transgender agenda.
SPEAKER_02Dudes in women's sports, and that's like a huge thing in colleges all over the fucking place. So these two dudes, epic, dude. I fucking ass off to them.
SPEAKER_07And they're like, oh yeah, we're gonna identify as I bet you they put up 45-50 points in the on these chicks, dude.
SPEAKER_02But but then it's like how many dudes? So I watched I watch fucking uh Caitlin Clark, dude, she's such a monster. So we watching TikToks and shit, and it's like you see a bunch of these chicks in the same thing with the with the first ladies and shit, they're clearly fucking dudes.
SPEAKER_07Britney Greiner pictures of her or videos of her with her shirt off and it's like no surgery, dude. That's a guy. That's a fucking dude.
SPEAKER_01What's up?
SPEAKER_07Her voice is deeper than mine. Bitch has kids, been married to two women. No kidding.
SPEAKER_01Yeah?
SPEAKER_07You don't say.
SPEAKER_01I said, just said it, dude. You replay it back, dude. You listen to it later. That's a dude if I'm a fucking dude, too, yeah.
SPEAKER_07Remember when they fucking uh nabbed his ass up?
SPEAKER_02I mean we traded this fucking stupid fuck back for uh uh uh weapons dealers, dude. Dude, I think people took the name more.
SPEAKER_07Or something like that.
SPEAKER_01Like something horrible. It's like what? The angel of death?
SPEAKER_02That's what we traded for this weapon track. Who sucks, might I add? I know. He's not like a fucking Michael Jordan or anything, you know. At least there we've got a little bit of a big thing.
SPEAKER_07If he was good, he'd be playing in the NBA.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah. Sucks for a woman. I mean, how trash you have to be.
SPEAKER_07And he's like, does he dominate the woman's?
SPEAKER_02Well, he's like 6'6, I don't fucking know, tall as shit. Especially for the WNBA towers. And then I watch this stupid motherfucker like elbowing Caitlin in her face and just and they don't the rest don't call a goddamn thing. That's because that'd be racist. Oh my god, dude. I it's one of those things I just can't watch because it's like blatantly obvious.
SPEAKER_07I mean, they got a bunch of enforcers now, don't they?
SPEAKER_02It don't fucking matter, dude. I watched these blatant calls that they're just aggressively tackling Caitlin Clark. They don't call nothing. Caitlin puts like one finger on him and she gets technical, you're a technical.
SPEAKER_07So basketball is like one of the most easy easiest sports to rig. Because they're if you get a ref or a player.
SPEAKER_03I think they're all rigged, dude.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, for sure. But like there's so many calls throughout the game. You miss a call here, you call a call, you know, whatever. It all it takes, you can shift the whole momentum of the game. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I've been watching some uh they just started coming up on my reels today or yesterday, um, LeBron James and just fucking walking 15 steps without dribbling a ball and fucking dumping it, and then don't say nothing.
SPEAKER_07He was on the box, and I mean he's notorious for it too, but he's just an absolute beast. Giannis.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, he he travels too.
unknownCrazy.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you take six, seven steps every time you don't dribble a ball and every time. I could damn near do that. You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_03If I didn't have to dribble, yeah.
SPEAKER_07Dominating, dude. Just defirming people. Yeah, I'm awesome at basketball. Yeah, if you didn't have to dribble, if I didn't have to dribble or shoot. I'd be fucking awesome at it.
SPEAKER_02I still was like, dude, the funniest, the funniest day of my life is when we were going to Texas talking to fucking talking to Dave about the WNBA.
SPEAKER_07What in the fucking ninja turn? Yeah, we were looking up WNBA players, dude, and some of them are like lizards, dude.
SPEAKER_02So the whole concept behind this skit we wanted to do with that someone already did it, so we can't do it. Well, anyway, we came up with this great idea. We were gonna have a draft, right? A fantasy draft for the WNBA. But we weren't going by skill, we were going by looks. Who's the hottest?
SPEAKER_07But we were gonna look into their um Instagram pages and shit like that, too, to you know, get to know their personality a little bit.
SPEAKER_02You know, they're more than just a pretty face and with some good bad skills.
SPEAKER_07I want to know what makes Caitlin Clark tick.
SPEAKER_02But then so then we're we we we break it down to Dave to everybody Dave, and he just starts.
SPEAKER_07I'm not gonna lie to you. I went over there one day and Dave is straight up watching WNV. He watches it, he loves it.
SPEAKER_02He sent us like 15 girls in a row that were like all dudes or hideous.
SPEAKER_07That one um Lesbo college girl, she was hot.
SPEAKER_02This yeah, this she was like Yukon or something like that. Yeah. Now we're not talking about her, we're talking about the ninjas.
SPEAKER_07Who's the who's the the big blonde chick that they got to protect Caitlin? She's pretty hot. She's pretty hot. Sophie Cunningham. What do you think? She's who's she?
SPEAKER_02I don't know. You think you could date a girl fucking Joan of Arc 18 inches hot?
SPEAKER_07Joan of Arc. Dude, I saw this big bitch at uh she I mean, she was like a little overweight, but she was big, huge tits, and it was there's something you like big knocks, huh?
SPEAKER_02Not necessarily. There was just every time you tell ask me about some girl on Facebook or something in that, dude, she's always got cans for her fucking.
SPEAKER_07Well, I mean, that's the on the picture, it's just you know, it's it grabs the attention. I don't know.
SPEAKER_02Seem like a can man to me.
SPEAKER_01I'm an ass man.
SPEAKER_02Uh uh, couldn't tell, dude.
SPEAKER_01Can man.
SPEAKER_07Muscle ones. Slender, muscly asses, dude, you know. Whatever one likes. Can't we? I'm just an everyday kind of man, you know. Normal, everyday. Dude, I'm the guy that threw Springsteen writes uh songs about blue-collar man likes slender, firm, muscular asses.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, nothing wrong with that. Yeah, sure.
SPEAKER_07Teach his own. Yeah, amen, brother.
SPEAKER_01We're at an hour even. We knocked that whole list out? Yeah. List is gone.
SPEAKER_07Dude, Schindler's list. All right, well.
SPEAKER_02Oh, well there was there was I wanted to share some uh some good news with the I didn't even tell you. I was super excited to tell Hammer, but he was so excited about talking about what he wanted about Josh.
SPEAKER_03He was too excited to tell me about Josh that he wouldn't even let me talk.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, let's hear it, dude. Let's go out on a positive note. That's why I wanted to do this. All right, yeah. I plan the whole thing. Yeah, how about me?
SPEAKER_02So I had a I had a couple really cool things happen to me actually very recently. So we had a board meeting the other day. If anybody doesn't know me, I'm a part of a nonprofit organization bringing sober livings to Autogamy County, Appleton. We had a board meeting the other day. Gloria told us if we get $100,000 down, she's gonna float us the rest. Damn. So we're ready to buy a second property at a 1% interest rate. Oh, because of the nonprofit? Well, so we we put $100,000 down. She's just giving you a rent. She's gonna rent, let us rent to own, basically. So we're and right now we have I don't know, sixty-seventy thousand. So we're pretty much ready to buy another property. So that's super, super cool shit. And I was thinking about this earlier, right? It's like how how how the universe has been working in my favor. And I know me and you have probably talked about some of the way I look at some spiritual shit. So, anyways, I was at I was at Crossroads the other day, right? And and this this is how things have just been presented in my life. I was at Crossroads, something really simple. I was doing some garbage cleanup, and there's like these they had these little packages with some super cool shades, and I thought, man, them shades are pretty cool. Ten seconds later, one of the dudes at work there is like, oh, you're here take these, man. He just came up and gave me a pair of shades. I'm like, oh, that's pretty cool. All right. And then how other things manifest? There's a couple things I don't really want to talk about in the cast, but things have just been manifesting in my life, right? So then I'm working for Unity, I'm working for a pricity, I'm talking to like Trevor, and I want to, I'm like, Well, why can't I just like why am I working for two different nonprofits when I'm like the founder of another nonprofit? Like, why can't I just do what I'm doing for them for redemptions? And I was like, ultimately, I just want to get paid to let me go out and start fucking doing all of this shit, creating programs. So I'm creating a program in pillars, I'm creating a program in the Autogimmee County jail, but but they kind of wanted me like structured where where like I can't just go out and venture and do whatever I want. So then I'm trying to open this program for pillars, but they wanted me to get funded through health and human services. So now before I could open this program and we had to jump through a bunch of hoops, and I'm like, I just want to be able to just just fucking give me some money and let me do what I do best. And so today we had the conversation under the grant that I'm in. Basically, they're just fucking giving me free reign to do whatever the fuck I want to do. That's cool, just manifest it, didn't even have to try, didn't even have to ask the question, didn't even have to tell them this is what I want to do. It just fucking fell in my lap. That's dope. Everything lately, dude, for like the last three months has just been fucking falling in my lap.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Don't even have to try. That's great. It's fucking super smooth, man. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. Fucking primo sniz, dude. Fell in my lap, yeah. There you go. Like what? Like you're Tyler Shea, dude. I'm Tyler Shea, dude. Finally, I know what it's like. Everything just managed, dude.
SPEAKER_03You're gonna see me in two years, I'm gonna be the biggest slime ball ever.
SPEAKER_07With great power comes great responsibility, dude. Not everyone can handle it. It's like the ring, the Lord of the Rings. That just corrupts you, dude. He can't handle it.
SPEAKER_02So, yeah, there was something else too recently that just the same fucking thing, dude. It just falls just been falling in my lap without even fucking trying. I just think about it and it fucking happens.
SPEAKER_07Dope.
SPEAKER_02Telling you.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_02That's when I got the shades, dude. I was like, that was weird because I just thought about it. I was like, that'd be super cool. Like, I've been doing work for this place all over. Nobody else has offered me shit. I see a cool pair of shades, I think, inside of my head, that'd be cool. Then fucking 30 seconds later, some dude's like, hey, here you go, buddy. I see a hope. Oh, hey. You want to go swimming? Yeah. How's it, huh? And then it's like, then Gloria, I'm like, man, we need another house. Oh, here you go. You want 200 grand.
unknownDamn.
SPEAKER_02And then I'm like, God, I just want free rain to go and fucking create these programs. And then they're like, oh yeah. I talk to this chick and basically have at her. I'm like, fuck, dude, what else? I'm gonna I'm gonna go. It's it's moving, dude. Let's go on there, dude. It's a good day. Hell yeah, brother. We haven't done a lot of things.