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EPISODE 25 - All the Children That Were There Started Beating the Heck Out of It......

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Episode 25:
The crew's back and barely thawed out—Bret, Gary, and Dave huddle up to swap fish tales from frozen tents, chase the first fish of the year, and unpack some truly cursed crab trap contents (shoutout to the mystery shark head that started 2026 off so right).

We talk:

  • ❄️ Camping where your toothpaste freezes
  • 🐟 The “Carp Ladder” contest chaos (yes, it's real. yes, it’s glorious.)
  • 🎉 NYE fish celebrations 
  • 🦈 Great whites going full snowbird—hello Florida
  • 🪤 sharks  in crab traps??
  • 🚨 Fish Off the State is coming in hot

No one is safe. Not the fish. Not us. Definitely not the listeners.

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Stay weird. Catch fish. Everything swims.

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