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Hello everybody. Welcome to the NATO five. Hi we are Holost Fright Nasty, the nastiest of all the friends. Get into that in a second. Oh, I just got off the phone with an internet company and they're exhausting. And you can tell you're talking with somebody from another country, which whatever, but it doesn't feel um Like you connect. You know what I mean? The guy was very nice though. Very nice. It's just uh it doesn't feel like he connects with you, and um it's you have a hard time understanding, you know. It's just I wanna I wanna I want somebody that knows what's going on where I live, you know. The guy's asking me if there is uh snow on the ground, he's asking me if the ground is frozen. I'm like, no, it's 75 today. So it's it's just uh it's exhausting. And then I'm talking to him and he's like, well, you get these uh free uh boosters, like these internet boosters, and uh they cost you so I guess they they boost the signal around the house. I don't have any fucking boosters around my house. I don't have any. I don't need them. My house isn't that big. Um so he's like, you know, you get the boosters, but since you do auto pay, it's uh they'll be free every month. I said, okay. But I have to have you say yes. I'm like, I'm not fucking saying the why word to you. I'm not doing that. Send me the email. Okay, I'll send you an email. I said, you send me an email that explains everything, so I have it on paper. I'm old school, I like to print shit out and staple it and then put it into a file. That's what I like to do. If it's not on paper, it didn't happen. Okay, so I want the paper, I want I want the email so I can print it out and I have everything uh to look at. Oh, I'll definitely do that, but uh, I just need you to say yes. Say no. Send me the email, and I will write you back and figure out what I want to do. Because I don't understand if it's coming free and they're all in it's all included, why do you have to have me agree to it? Because they're trying to fuck me. That's what they're trying to do. They're trying to rope me in to fucking pay some fucking extra ten dollars a month for some bullshit I don't fucking need. And by me saying the Y word, it traps me. So I said, nope, I will not say the Y word. And then uh he continued. I said, You're gonna send me the email and say, Yep. He's like, I have one more thing. I was like, click, all set, all done. So the problem is I uh set up this uh internet shit to switch over, I think in December. And then we had snowstorms and shit, and the ground was frozen, and it thawed out probably last month, so they could have came by it last month. But today, you know, I'm sitting on a fucking patio, and this dude comes comes by and he's like in a yellow fucking uh vest and he's spray painting all over my grass. I'm like, hey, what's up, buddy? Can I help you? And then he explained who he was. Now I'm like, well, let me call up Xfinity or uh not Xfinity, I forget who the fuck it is. But anyway, let me call them up and uh because I want to be here when they do the install. I don't want them moving my fucking pavers, I don't want them ripping up my fucking grass. I got wires for my fucking up lighting. They're gonna fuck everything up. This is not worth it. I'm getting frustrated already. Just fucking call me and we can make an appointment. Which, with my schedule, unless they want to come by later in the day, they can't get here for another month. Because I want to be here. They're gonna fuck everything up and I'm gonna get pissed off. Oh wow. Yeah. Well, that's that was my day today so far. Allergies. Oh, and then I get a fucking, this is something separate. I get an email. No, no, no, I get a text. While I am at work, hard at work, I get a I get a text message. Did you buy something from fucking uh Walmart and Washington or wherever the fuck it is across the earth for $212? I'm like, no, I didn't. Of course not. Denied. So I uh I said no and blah, blah, blah. And what does that do? It shuts down my fucking card. Um thank God I got the uh I just received the new card. So, but uh it's such a fucking pain in the ass that they the good thing is they send you your virtual cards and your you know through your uh phone and everything. So it kind of updates your phone, but I don't have the physical card, and then I don't have the actual main number until I get the card and blah blah blah blah blah. So but I have to update like fucking 10 fucking things that are on autopay. All because of some piece of shit, fuck face motherfucker is a fucking shit fuck thief. I hope you fucking die, you fuck. What a scumbag you are. You're a fuck. I hope your house wait, matter of fact, I was gonna say I hope your house burns down, but you're probably a broke fuck scumbag, male or female. Whatever you bought, I hope you fucking choke on it, you stupid motherfucker, causing me fucking problems for $212, you dick. What an asshole. And then what am I gonna do? Nothing. I didn't I didn't get they charged me, but then I didn't have to pay for it. But that's not the fucking point. The fucking point is that I had to reset all my shit and take time out of my fucking day to do that. Wait for the fucking car, do all this bullshit. Fuck you, you motherfucker who went to Walmart. Hope you fucking crash and die, you stupid fucking dick. Fuck! Making me stutter, sound like an asshole. Ah I feel better now. Oh, I feel so much better. But you know, it's it's uh it's a hassle, and I did feel violated. But now I feel better. I felt violated. Um so we'll see what happens if it happens to me again. So now I gotta keep checking my uh my statements. 200. What the fuck are you buying at Walmart? $212. I don't know. Scumbag. You couldn't fucking try to just go somewhere nice and uh buy something fucking really expensive. So you're gonna get fucking denied anyway. I wonder if they got denied right at the register or how long it took. If it was like almost instant, that would have been great. So you go fuck yourself, put your shit back. I hope you get robbed as you're robbing me of my $212. That's what I hope. I hope your house gets fucking robbed. And you leave the doors open and your dogs run out and you never find them again. Scumbang. Speaking of violating, which is pretty fucking nasty, have you guys heard of the Florida OnlyFans chick who rents Airbnb things and pisses all over the fucking furniture. Nasty Hoa. Nasty. Let's see. La la la la la la la la la la la. Here we go. All right, let's see if we can get it.
SPEAKER_09A 31-year-old Pensacola woman is charged with two counts of felony criminal mischief. According to an arrest report, she damaged furniture in two Airbnb homes in downtown Pensacola. And that's raising serious questions as to rules, responsibility, and who ultimately pays the price in an incident like this. According to arrest records, Nicolette Keogh rented two downtown Pensacola Airbnb homes and ruined $3,000 worth of furniture inside. An arrest report says Keogh urinated on various pieces of furniture around the homes.
SPEAKER_01There's a list of items, including a television, a record player, a coffee pot, some uh bedding, uh, some carpeting, I believe, or a rug. And more. Yeah, we've seen damage to Airbnbs in hotel rooms before, uh, but nothing like this.
SPEAKER_09According to court records, Keo filmed herself urinating on the items and uploaded the videos to an adult content website. The Airbnb host told deputies every soiled item must now be replaced. Airbnb sent us a statement regarding the incident, reading in part, this kind of behavior has no place on Airbnb. We've removed the guests from our platform and are continuing to assist the host with their reimbursement request through our air cover damage protection for hosts. Airbnb's terms of service explicitly state that homes are not to be used for sex work or commercial purposes. Additionally, Airbnb provides up to $3 million in host protection for property damage, extra cleaning costs, and more. Regardless, insurance experts say people who own short-term vacation rentals should still seek out extra coverage in case of emergency.
SPEAKER_08If for nothing else, you need to have some sort of liability coverage in place. Um, you know, because like I said, somebody gets hurt on your property, they come after you to sue you. Say they left the water running and it was left running for days and nobody knew. You know, I mean that can get very, very expensive.
SPEAKER_09Another tip document everything.
SPEAKER_08Carriers really, really like photos when it comes to claims and you know, trying to get coverage for they want to make sure that you have proof that you had that and it or it was not previously damaged.
SPEAKER_11Hmm.
SPEAKER_09Kia was released from the Escambia County jail on a $5,250.
SPEAKER_12What a nasty fucking whoever jerks off to this fucking chick is a is a nasty motherfucker. There's nasty people out there, though. Nasty. Let's see, fucking you're in trouble. Ha ha, that's funny. You're in trouble. Porn star, blah, blah, blah. Uh yeah, so you would see her at a fucking uh fucking pool or something, and like, oh, it's pretty cute, and then all of a sudden you're like, wait, you piss on everything? You nasty fucking monster. What a nasty monster she is. Florida OnlyFans model being arrested, which you already heard all that bullshit. See, I wanted to do an uh I almost said OnlyFans. I wanted to do an Airbnb, and uh, I was like, ah, that'd be fucking pretty cool. And then I just have somebody come in there and clean it, and but you imagine the fucking pain in the ass that it is, you have to replace all the fucking shit. You have to the bitch, I saw one of the fucking uh videos, she pissed on the fucking TV. So the TV's on the wall, she stands on the piece of furniture underneath the TV, lifts her left leg over the TV, and pisses on the fucking screen. What a nasty shit. So now not only financially, you know, you gotta pay for all this bullshit, it's a financial burden, but now you have to fucking physically have somebody, either you or somebody else has to go to the fucking store, pick up another fucking TV, install that fucking TV, get rid of all the boxes, get rid of the other fucking TV, and even the furniture, the same shit. You gotta go to the fucking store, pick up new fucking furniture, have it delivered. Somebody's gotta be there to fight. No, fuck this bitch. Because now, not only, like I said, you're paying for three grand worth of furniture, but it's your fucking time that you have to do. So I hope they sue the shit out of this fucking stupid bitch. You fucking nasty monster. Nicolette Cohen, Cohen, whatever the fuck her dumb name is, smiling in the fucking uh what you looks like a fucking heroin addict. Fucking scumbag. Uh in her mugshot after she was arresting for allegedly peeing on appliances. Dude, you're fucking nasty. You're fucking gross. I wonder how much she made on this shit, though. There's a lot of pea fetish motherfuckers. Uh, you know, making money. Wonder how much she made? A vase, green rug, exit wall, chair. A tiger rug were also peed on. Uh she looks like a cleaned-up heroin addict. I don't know if she does heroin. I'm just saying this is what she looks like to me. Uh. Yeah, so uh don't rent your shit to Nicolet Nicolette. She's gross. And a fucking coffee pot, you stupid dirty bitch. Uh and so now So now when I fucking uh go to an Airbnb, I'm I'm definitely gonna have to fucking clean out that pot. Or just bring my own fucking coffee pot. Because I did see another one of these fucking stupid internet wannabe famous motherfuckers. She cleaned this fucking stupid bitch had a uh there was a Keurig. And she How do you clean your underwear in a pinch? What the fuck is wrong with you in a pinch? Bring bring more fucking underwear, you nasty ass. In a pinch. What would you shit your fucking self, throw them out, and go fucking to uh Walmart and use my fucking credit card like the other cocksucker did and go buy uh fucking uh underwear, you nasty shit. You know, fucking so these people are so fucking disgusting, savage fucking nasty fucks, that she took her underwear, and this is how you clean it, I guess, you dump it like you put it in the fucking where the K cup goes, and then run the hot water. And it's supposed to disinfect it, but I don't know if it would because it's not boiling hot. It's hot, but it's not boiling hot. Stupid bitches, dude. Nasty. So now somebody else has to fuck has to drink out of that shit, not knowing that you put your nasty herpy fucking underwear in there. Oh, you're so I hate these fucking people. So gross. They don't give a fuck about anybody. They're just fucking nasty monsters. You imagine if you marry this shit and you don't know, and all of a sudden you find out that she's a uh a crazy pisser. She pisses fucking Nicolette Mc McPiss McPisser. Pissing everywhere. Piss, piss, piss. And then you have this other fucking dumb bitch who's like, yeah, I gotta clean my underwear quick. Now she's living with you and she's fucking cleaning her underwear in the y in the K-rig. Then you f then uh your your family comes over to have a nice dinner, but you're like, oh, don't use the Keurig, it broke. Meanwhile, you just have to really tell them that she cleaned her fucking underwear in there because she's a nasty fucking slob. Now I can't divorce her because she'll take me for everything.
SPEAKER_11Hmm, people are fucking disgusting. Nasty. Nicolette Blah.
SPEAKER_12The fucking pisser. Feeling peen and Airbnb's. Well, I guess uh Pensacola. I don't know how Pensacola is. I did want to buy an Airbnb somewhere. Or buy something and then rent it out as an Airbnb. That'd be pretty fucking cool. Oh, gross. I verped. Oh man. This might be a short show. I got a couple more things though, but um what did I see that I wanted to talk about?
SPEAKER_11I forgot.
SPEAKER_12I can't remember. Or th or sloth the uh retarded animals. Nah, we'll talk about that later. P's and only fan. We did that one. Uh oh. Speaking of retarded, this fucking stupid nurse, or uh not a nurse, a uh the doctor, the dancing doctor, accused of filming music videos during surgeries. Says she was being safe. Patients consented. I don't think so, buddy. A Georgia doctor, Georgia, girl, Georgia. This I'm telling you, fucking people are nuts. And I know why this is like that. But anyway, I'll get back to so uh Georgia doctor whose medical license was suspended after she was accused by patients of recording music videos. If it was consensual, why are they pissed off? Hmm. Uh during surgeries without their consent. Aww. Um she says was safe and the patients in her videos had agreed to participate. I doubt it. I bet you she put some slick shit in there, like uh that you'll be filmed or this or that, or do you agree to be photographed or some shit? Uh the videos were uh pre-consented, staged, and done at a safe interval. Uh Dr. Wendell Davis uh told ABC News an exclusive interview. Many of the videos, most of them after the fact, during recovery. Uh uh, the video I saw, the fucking asshole was still on the fucking bed or the gurney or whatever the operating table. So I don't know if they're in recovery. Recovery would be they're in a recovery room, they're not in the operating room. Uh they're coming to, you know, they have some uh awareness of what the fuck you're doing. So they're not, I don't know. If she this bitch, fucking Davis, thinks she's smarter than she is. Um by uh telling people like no, it was staged and uh it was consented and blah blah blah blah blah. So she thinks she's actually smarter than everybody because she's a doctor, but uh you're I'm pretty sure you're on the low end of the doctor fucking spectrum. I'm telling you. It's not like you're saving lives, you're putting fucking silicone in in somebody's asshole or whatever the fuck you're doing. I wouldn't even consider that a doctor. You know? It's like uh it's like you have a mechanic or a transmission mechanic, something like that, you know. But then you have somebody who does body work and then they're they're calling themselves a mechanic. You're not a mechanic, you just do bondo. So Davis really just puts bondo on fucking people. If you think about it. Um so many of the videos, most of them are blah, blah, blah, blah. So I would like everyone to understand that it was planned by me and the patient. Bullshit, you're fucking full of shit. That's why you're at your shit got suspended because you're a fucking idiot. Uh the medical board suspended Davis. Good. Licensed for a month after it uh said uh the board, uh, the board certified dermatologist actions were a threat to the public, health, safety, and welfare. It was good for them. What the fuck are you doing? Dancing like an asshole. With, you know, you're spitting everywhere, you're fucking singing. I'll play the video. You're fucking spitting everywhere, you're singing, you're dancing, you're touching everything, you're grabbing a fucking camera, then you gotta touch your fucking patient. It's gotta be a sterile environment, you stupid ass. How about you concentrate on what the fuck you're doing? Dancing, you gotta be a fucking superstar, you stupid motherfucker. Their lives are in jeopardy because you want to be a fucking superstar scumbag. Uh multiple videos obtained by ABC News. Uh Davis Buet. I'm just gonna call it Davis. And her staff could be singing, could be seen singing uh and dancing as uh she operates on patience. That's not a recovery, dick. Uh the video uh videos were posted to YouTube, but since. Been deleted. As a physician in the state of Georgia, Davis had been allowed to perform surgeries in her office-based setting.
SPEAKER_11Ugh.
SPEAKER_12Gross. Davis is being sued by several patients. Good. Fucking sue her for everything. Who alleged that their liposuctions and lifts were went terribly terribly wrong. Ha! If there's proof on that, she's fucked. She is fucked. Because here's what you have. On this date, she's dancing. Doing shit while you're on the fucking operating table. Then all of a sudden, now your shit's infected. Uh one titty's bigger than the other. Uh nipples facing north, the other one's facing west. You have cross-eyed nipples, everything. You're all fucked up because she wants to fucking dance. Uh she declined to comment on the specifics regarding lawsuits. Millions each. Millions each. Sue her for millions each person.
SPEAKER_10Millie, a million, a million, a million, a million.
SPEAKER_12A milli million. You should have seen, you shouldn't have sung that. A milli, milli, a million. Well, that's all they got. So let's play the video. Let's let's hear this dumb bitch.
SPEAKER_00She sat down with our Steve Osensami, who joins us now from Atlanta. Do tell, Steve. Good morning.
SPEAKER_05Good morning to you, Robin. This Atlanta area doctor is hoping that a Georgia judge will reverse the medical suspension against her license.
SPEAKER_11She had them apple bottom jeeves.
SPEAKER_05As silly as these operating room recordings may seem, Dr. Wendell Boutet says they were great for business.
SPEAKER_12So this dumb bitch, I'm gonna go back 10 seconds or so. But as she's singing right now, she's singing. She's got the mask on her face, she's got all the scrubs on, she's got the fucking stupid uh bonnet thing, whatever they the doctors wear over the hair, and there's a body on the fucking on the operating table. There's nobody in fucking recovery, asshole. Let's see.
SPEAKER_05As silly as these operating room recordings may seem, Dr. Wendell Boutet says they were great for business.
SPEAKER_14Booty's almost bleed, waist lies matched, got a brain, body looks how to match.
SPEAKER_12And some of Do you want a doctor like that? No fucking way. I want my doctor to be a boring dude with no fucking sense of humor. I want him to be so dialed in to the medical procedure he's performing on me or anybody else, that that's all he cares about. He doesn't want to be fucking internet famous. He doesn't want to be uh, you know, known for everything anything but his good work. He's he he loves or she, they love what they're doing, and they're just focused. This bitch, she probably forgot half the shit she fucking was doing in during that fucking procedure. She's throwing around the swabs, uh, the gauze things and shit like that that's supposed to fucking uh supposed to be sterile and touching your body with open fucking wounds. And she's fucking flinging it around like an asshole and saying on fleek, on fle- Shut the fuck up, you stupid asshole. You dumb motherfucker. Yeah, that's why people fucking got infections and got all this other shit or whatever the fuck happened to them, then they're gonna sue you. I hope to God you lose your fucking license forever. You're fucking dumb.
SPEAKER_14Great for business. Boom is on food, waste life. Got a baby body with a smile too bad.
SPEAKER_05In some of her viral videos that she's since removed from YouTube, this dermatologist literally promises big butts and a smile.
SPEAKER_14Baby boot, just a rabbit, baby boot, biggema, everything.
SPEAKER_05Dr. Booty, as she likes to call herself, sat down with us for this exclusive interview and says that all the behinds and Yo.
SPEAKER_12Let me tell you something. With and without makeup, two different fucking people. If you saw this fucking dumb fuck in a club or something, and then all of a sudden you wake up with her in bed, you're like, what the fuck happened to the chick that I brought to bed? I'm not even saying she's hot. Hell no. But it's two different fucking people. Caked up fucking makeup. Caked up on the makeup.
SPEAKER_11Oh nasty.
SPEAKER_05Belong to patients who agreed to the recordings. I think the thing is that anyone who's looking at that, using all of the qualifications that you s you have set, would say, Isn't there something more important for the doctor to be doing at that point?
SPEAKER_03Well, if it's at the end of the day, which they were, at the end of the day, the person's in recovery. The person is stable and and happy that the surgery's over, and I say, okay.
SPEAKER_12The fucking person is still under anesthesia or still knocked the fuck out. They're not recovery. They're fucking, you can see the belly hanging out. That's in recovery in your fucking spot. You don't cover them up, you just fucking leave them there on the table.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, just leave them here for about an hour. We'll be back.
SPEAKER_12Patient's happy.
SPEAKER_03Not even fucking alert, stupid ass. It's at the end of the day, which they were. At the end of the day, the person's in recovery. The person is stable and happy that the surgery's over. And I say, okay, here's our 30 to 60 second video. People are not looking at the facts. And what I'm trying to get them to do is understand the facts. Consented, planned, staged, 30 to 60 seconds, and everyone was safe.
SPEAKER_05But the videos are only a fraction of the doctor's trouble. She's facing lawful patients.
SPEAKER_07I don't feel like a normal person is under in recovery.
SPEAKER_12She just put some piece of equipment in her fucking mouth and pretended it was like a fucking horn. This is ABC News, if you ever want to uh look it up. It's one of their videos. She fucking put it in her fucking mouth. If you're working as a chef or a cook or something, and you fucking touch your nose or you touch your mouth, you better fucking go clean the fuck up. And nobody's really gonna die if they get a booger in the hamburger. You see what I'm saying? But this fucking bitch put the fucking thing to her mouth, you nasty. Who the fuck where you where your fucking nasty mouth has been? Gross. Fucking pig.
SPEAKER_03And what I'm trying to get them to do is understand the facts. Consented, planned, staged, 30 to 60 seconds, and everyone was safe.
SPEAKER_05But the videos are only a fraction of the doctor's trouble. She's facing lawsuits from multiple patients. Good.
SPEAKER_07I don't feel like a normal person. Still deformed.
SPEAKER_05Latoya Radeau says she was disfigured after her procedure.
SPEAKER_13To see that video with my flesh being cut without a straight line and dancing while cutting me.
SPEAKER_11Damn.
SPEAKER_13That's horrible.
SPEAKER_05Dr. Boutet this morning is sharing another video of Radeau sometime after surgery, seeming pleased with the results.
SPEAKER_03She was very happy.
SPEAKER_12It just bewilders me as to I bet what happened was she was still fucking stitched up and shit. And uh so when they did this fucking video, like, how you feel? I feel good, I feel awesome. And then when the shit fucking heals and you remove the bandages, you got a fucking Frankenstein scar right above your fucking badge. Or right in your ass crack. Now you're trying to get freaky with somebody, and you got Frankenstein scars all over your butt cheeks. Nasty.
SPEAKER_02That's here to where the story is changing.
SPEAKER_04What you think? I'm I'm in love. I'm still in love. I feel so good. I feel 10 years younger.
SPEAKER_03She was very happy. It just bewilders me as to how I got here to where the story is changing.
SPEAKER_12You're really bewildered. What you have no idea now.
SPEAKER_05The doctor is fighting the suspension of her license. She's accused of unsafe practices. What type of nurses do you have?
SPEAKER_03I have school assistants that are well trained in in what we do because we do it every day. What do you do?
SPEAKER_05So you don't have any nurses in your office?
SPEAKER_03Not at present.
SPEAKER_05So I did at one time, yes. One of her patients, Isilma Cornelius, suffered permanent brain damage after a tummy tuck.
SPEAKER_11Holy shit.
SPEAKER_12Holy shit. I didn't even know about that. I think of her patients You fuck. Ah, motherfucker.
SPEAKER_03Let's listen to it. I'll I'll shut the fuck up.
SPEAKER_05So you don't have any nurses in your office?
SPEAKER_03Not at present. So I did at one time, yes.
SPEAKER_05One of her patients, Isilma Cornelius, suffered permanent brain damage after a tummy tuck.
SPEAKER_03If people really knew how I felt about her and our relationship, that I I think they they would understand that a whole lot better than what they're being said. You know.
SPEAKER_12You don't really give a fuck.
SPEAKER_05But in a deposition for a lawsuit filed by the family, which the doctor settled, Boutet said she wasn't refunding the money for the surgery.
SPEAKER_01Why haven't you refunded any of Miss Cornelius' money?
SPEAKER_03Well, I you know, the work was done and the outcome was nothing anybody expected.
SPEAKER_05An entirely different tone in that deposition. The attorney for the woman who says she looks 10 years younger says that video was recorded before the swelling went down and afterwards, Robert. She says one side of her body was higher than another.
SPEAKER_00Told you.
SPEAKER_12Told you.
SPEAKER_05Right. Uh, this this one particular patient says that she had intended for the video to be used for research, for education, for science, but not for hip hop, and certainly she says, not for use uh for marketing tools on social media.
SPEAKER_11Dumb bitch.
SPEAKER_06Well, that's it for that. How does she explain her behavior? ABC's Stevo Sensami with the interview.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, I think that's Booty's on fleek. We already saw that. We already saw we could cut that off. Booty zone, fleek, fleek, flip, fleep, fleep, flee, fleek. Damn. Okay. Well, we got the twerking doctor who just fucked herself. Alright. Hold on. Okay. Anyway. Alright. Well, enough of that good news. You know, and here's why I think she's retarded. Uh I'm assuming she's of the age of uh chat GBT. Which is I've talked about this before that it's very easy to uh sneak by in school, especially in fucking medical school and all this bullshit. I don't know what their uh protocols are as far as um uh authenticating your work, making sure that you're not fucking using Chat GBT, you're using your brain. Um, I don't know what that is, but I've also seen a lot of commercials and which is pretty fucking scary. And it's weird. You have people talking and having so alright, here we go. When Alexa and that other bullshit first came out, Siri, Alexa, whatever the fuck it is. They're like, Siri, what's the weather? Ah, the weather's this. Siri, shut the lights off. Okay. Uh Siri, play this music. Okay, that's fine. I get it. You it's just voice commands. It's almost like the clapper. Remember the clapper?
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SPEAKER_12What? Hey, it's listen. My phone's listening. You hear that? My phone's listening. Alright, chill, man. You're not supposed to be listening to me. I'm fucking doing a show. Alright? Fucking phone, right? No, I gotta argue with this fucking thing. So then, um, it's almost like having the clapper. If you guys know what the clapper is. Um, so I see them saying, Hey, Alexa, what's going on today? Oh, nothing. What's going on with you? Uh, nothing. I'm just gonna hang out. What do you think I should do this weekend? Oh, there's somebody. What the fuck are you talking about? They're having conversations with a fucking uh a fake a fake person. Uh essentially. It's just a fucking uh Yeah. It's pretty much it's a fake person. We're gonna call it a fake person. They're talking to a robot and they're having they're trying to have an intelligent conversation and figure out what they're gonna do during the weekend. Um It's not up to the fucking machine's choice. What happened to your fucking brain? That's crazy. I would never ask a fucking machine what I'm gonna do for the weekend. I might ask, hey, what's around here that uh has happy hour? That's cool. And then it's gonna give me a list. But I'm not gonna be like, uh, what do you think I should do? What do you want to do? Blah, blah, blah. Or uh just have a full-blown conversation. I saw one where this commercial where this stupid asshole is in bed, she sets up an alarm clock with her fucking Alexa or whatever the fuck it is. She sets this up, the machine wakes her up and then starts making fun of her. And then the machine says, You told me to make fun of you, don't wake up. So I'm making fun of you. And then uh the machine keeps going. She's like, Okay, I get it. No, I'm gonna keep doing this. And then she's like, Oh, just leave me alone, and then thing keeps going. Now she's having a conversation with it, and she goes, You know I could return you, right? And then the machine's like, No, you won't, you're too lazy. And then the uh the girl's like, uh, you know me better than anybody. Thank you. So she's what the fuck? Is that your fucking friend? It's a fucking alarm clock. That's fucking stup. Oh, I can't stand that. If I met a chick, if I was single, if I met a chick and she I caught her having a fucking conversation with a fucking thing, I'd be gone. Out. You're out of your fucking mind. It would be the same as if she was talking to a piece of wood or a tree. That's the same feeling I would get. You're fucking nuts. And I also hear that uh um the younger generation that they're getting relationship advice from these fucking machines. That's fucking insane. Where so what are you gonna do for the rest of your fucking relationship, the rest of your life? You're gonna rely on a machine to tell you what to do, and which the machine is being run probably by government agencies, uh crazy psycho-rich people that want to manipulate you or manipulate the fucking the uh the society and the population to do certain things, so they brainwash them into saying, oh no, I'll just have a conversation with this fucking stupid machine on your desk. And then they could persuade people to do certain things and think a certain way, and whether their relationship is good or not. That's fucking crazy. I don't know, that's too much. I don't have a fucking Lexa shit. I only got this fucking thing on my phone and I'm stuck to have it. They got no choice about that. That's fucking crazy. I think you're a fucking nut job. If you have that shit and you're asking questions, you can't think for yourself, you can't make decisions for yourself, and it's like you can't form these uh skills you need, the social skills to make a decision on your own, to be able to communicate on your own, to uh figure out even if you uh like somebody because the machine's gonna tell you if you like somebody or not. Or or or think through a relationship and and problem solve and figure out oh, you know what? Uh it could be my fault, this could be his fault. Let's just talk about it, or she could do this, I could do that, and we could work through instead of just saying, I talked to my fucking machine, and it said to break up. Oof. Fucking scary, dude. Fucking scary. I bet you this fucking dancing doctor fucking talks to her fucking machine. Now look at her. Putting fucking uh uh fucking uh medical fucking equipment in her fucking mouth. That's why people getting fucking infections and everything. Nasty. People got fucking lopsided boobies because of you dancing the doctor, you fucking scumbag. Alright. Alright, motherfucker! This is a very sad sad story here.
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SPEAKER_12Get to the paper. I like paper. I'm a paper guy. I'm a paper guy. Okay. Uh former FedEx driver pleads guilty to killing seven-year-old girl after making delivery at her home. Okay. Fucked up. Former FedEx uh driver pleaded guilty Tuesday to killing seven-year-old girl after delivering a Christmas gift to her. Texas home. I sound like fucking serious what I'm reading. To her Texas home, uh, where he told authorities he accidentally struck her with his van and uh and strangled her in a fit of panic. Fucking crazy motherfucker. Oh my god, this dude would be fucking missing. Oh my god, that's crazy. I say it all the time. Why can't I mean Don't you wish they did this to like some gang member's family member or a mobster or a serial killer family member, and then they took revenge the way they should. I love revenge movies. Someone it should be like a revenge movie. Anyway, Tanner uh Horner, scumbag fucking jerk off, faces uh either the death penalty, which he should get, hanging. I would say hanging. Or uh maybe burn alive. Probably burn them. Little gas. Uh, or life in prison. The 2022 killing of Athena Strand, beautiful little girl. So, so sad. Um, whose body was found two days after she was reported missing in a rural town of rural town of Paradise near Fort Worth. Uh, jurors would now decide Horner's punishment. Uh of course this fucking thing printed two sides. Um let's see. Yeah, that's true. The only truthful thing Turner Tanner Horner told law enforcement was that he killed her. Uh oh, Wise County uh district attorney James Stanton uh said during opening statements The pattern um and web of lies uh he put together, it's going to be hard to keep y'all. What? Jesus Christ, just fucking write this shit in English. Let me start over. The pattern and web of lies that he put together, it's going to keep it's going to be hard for y'all to keep up with. It's lie upon lie upon lie. Uh Athena's stepmother testified the jury uh was shown an image of Athena taken from a video inside the delivery truck. This dumb motherfucker knows his videos in there. So there's a video of dipshit driving the fucking car or the truck with her behind him, like kinda in the the area of the uh packages. Uh she was still alive, sitting on her knees by the behind the driver's seat. Sam Said the scenario that Homer uh I keep wanting to call him Homer, that Horner told authorities that he hit her with the vehicle and panicked was an absolute lie. Um the first thing Tanner says to Athena when he picks her up and he puts her in that truck, he leans down and says, Don't scream or I'll hurt you. He says it twice. Okay, jerse that uh evidence in this case is rough. Um, yeah, the video is disgusting, probably. And uh they will watch a video of what happens, what happened that day, and hear audio after the camera has been covered up. You're going to hear what a 250-pound man can do to a 67-pound child. Uh Stanton said, uh, and when I say it's horrible, I mean it. That's fucking disgusting. I don't even want to think about it. Uh he said uh Athena fought Horner and her DNA was under her fingernails. And places where you shouldn't find DNA on a seven-year-old girl. This motherfucker needs to be fucking brutally beaten. Just don't kill him right away. That's stupid. He needs to be fucking brutally beaten and then fucking uh put to death by the uh by the state. That's fucking crazy. Holy shit, what a scumbag fuck. Ugh, it's disgusting. And let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. I think that's that's enough of the fucking story. Let me tell you something. I'm gonna tell you something. I'm gonna tell you something. I'm gonna tell you something. Um I don't let anybody in my fucking house, unless I'm there, or obviously unless I'm there. Um, I have to be home and not just digitron or anybody else. It has to be me. There's no fucking, and I don't make friends with these motherfuckers either. At all. I don't give a fuck if you're the pizza guy on your shirt, fuck if you're the mailman. I don't give a shit who the fuck you are. If you're a stranger to my house, I'm not making friends with you. There's no reason to. It's a business situation. We're gonna get things done the same what what we have to get done, and then you're getting the fuck out of here. You have to give the impression that you're not gonna deal with their fucking shit other than the business transaction that they're there for. That's it. We're not fucking buddies. Soon as you start giving in and being friendly, they'll take kindness for weakness, and shit like this happens. Fuck that. They have to have the impression, and you don't have to threaten anybody or do anything, it's just more your how you carry yourself, your appearance and everything, how you carry yourself. You have to give them the impression that if I fuck around with this motherfucker, something bad's gonna happen. That's it. That's what you need, and they'll stay the fuck away. Of course, you know, there's crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy people. But they have to know that there's gonna be consequences to their fucking actions when they step into this house if they mean harm, mean to do harm against you or or anybody in the house. And this was the fucking FedEx guy delivering her fucking Christmas gift that she didn't even know about. What a fuck. What a fuck. And I bet you he's been there a few times before. You know, what a scumbag. Wow, what are you gonna do? It the world is a crazy place. Crazy, crazy place. Am I forgetting to talk about anything? Probably. Alright. Well, I think that's it. So do me a favor, don't go to the dancing doctor. Um, because she's probably gonna dance, and let's say you go there to get your foreskin taken off. She'll probably cut the whole dick off, you know. So well, I thank you for listening. I'm out of here. I'm gonna go on the fucking patio and chill. Love you guys.