SPECIAL FORCES IN FLORIDA! #106

     Join Frank Nasty and Charlie Mike as they discuss everything from Liberal dogs, special forces, moving to Florida, colognes from back in the day, being drunk and throwing up on hot chicks. Im sure they spoke about other things but Im drinking at a bar while I edit and post their show. Enjoy fuckers!

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SPEAKER_01 0:02

Welcome, welcome, welcome.

SPEAKER_02 0:05

Hello.

SPEAKER_01 0:06

This is your host, one of them. Right there. Okay, we could be in Florida right now. We could be in Florida. But we didn't hear a fucking cold basement. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 0:22

It's 40 fucking degrees now. We have a heater.

SPEAKER_01 0:25

A heater. Fucking heater. The first thing to do does he doesn't care to pay the fucking bill. He just cut it in like my fucking heater. And run the 14,000 watt fucking heater. No, I'm I need to be toast. I was like, fuck, I give up already. He started doing that shit in the middle of the winter. I was like, I don't even care anymore. This fucking freezing is bitch too. Well, real quick. Um So I was. I have fat liberal neighbors. And I'm convinced that. Yeah. Really? Well, no, no, no, no. Not the ones close next next to me.

SPEAKER_04 1:06

Oh, on the top.

SPEAKER_01 1:07

They're like on the top. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They got the big fence or whatever.

SPEAKER_04 1:10

Yeah, they didn't like the music I was playing when I came in. Oh no, wait. At the top top with the line No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_01 1:16

That dude's cool. Oh, okay. It's I think next door to him.

SPEAKER_03 1:20

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:21

So then uh it's 9 40, no, 9 30 at night. And they're quite a distance away from me. Yeah. So I had the window shut, watching TV, about to go to bed. I hear their fucking dog barking. Okay. Dog didn't stop till 11 o'clock.

SPEAKER_03 1:36

That would piss me off.

SPEAKER_01 1:38

Right? Yeah. I'm like, if I wasn't so lazy, I'd knock on a fucking door. Or just let the dogs loose. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Open the cage. Bye. Go. Go run away. Right. But I left them a nice little note. Did you really? Yeah. Oh. But I had to sneak in there because they got a they got a camera. So I snuck in there. I was like, uh, oh wait, let me see.

SPEAKER_00 2:00

I have it written down. Where's my phone?

SPEAKER_04 2:02

I got it here. They're actually viewers, so they're gonna know who you are. Or listeners.

SPEAKER_01 2:06

Yeah. I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm convinced that liberals don't give a fuck about anybody but themselves. And the reason why I know they're liberals.

SPEAKER_04 2:13

I don't think it's the liberal. I think it's just fucking well in general. Yeah. Well, nobody gives a fuck anymore.

SPEAKER_01 2:20

Yeah. I'm just maybe it's because they're fat.

SPEAKER_04 2:24

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there's fat people on both sides of the aisle.

SPEAKER_01 2:28

Yes. You're right. You're right. Voice of reason. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe it's because I've just been.

SPEAKER_04 2:35

Because if you think about it, no offense to the listeners, but if you look at like the fucking Midwest, like, come on.

SPEAKER_01 2:41

Yeah. You know? You're right. So I said, please bring your dogs inside when they bark excessively. The common occurrence throughout the day and night. They barked for 45 minutes last night. Respect your neighbors. That's right. Uh they don't work from home like you do and actually have to wake up in the morning to go to work.

SPEAKER_02 3:00

You said this?

SPEAKER_01 3:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:01

Holy shit, dude. Yeah, but I printed it out. I thought you like took the time and handwrote that shit.

SPEAKER_01 3:08

No, I printed it out. I gotta say it, so I'll just do it again. That's so funny. I'll edit it and I put it in their mailbox. So I I walked towards them and then the garage started opening, so I just walked back. That's a funny. I walked back and then I waited. Yeah. I was like, all right, the garage.

SPEAKER_04 3:24

So I tuck and rolled into their fucking garage and left the notes.

SPEAKER_01 3:26

No, I put it in their mailbox. Oh. I was too scared. I saw the I saw the rank camera. I was like, Because I blast my music in the summer, but they're not gonna really hear it. Right. And nobody really and I don't once like 11 o'clock hits, if it's a Friday or Saturday, I lower it anyway. But their fucking dog on a fucking school night, no.

SPEAKER_04 3:46

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 3:48

You act like you go to school. Work. You know, work. I'm one of those people that have to get up in the morning to fuck. And his TV, I can see his TV on all the time. It's always on. From here? Yeah. You can see it glowing. He's got a fucking billionaire TV. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:03

90-inch TV.

SPEAKER_01 4:04

And he's like, he's gotta be three two or three hundred, two hundred yards away.

SPEAKER_04 4:11

How old is this guy?

SPEAKER_01 4:13

My age. Well, they're they're fat, so they might look older.

SPEAKER_04 4:16

But they're not like they're not in their 70s.

SPEAKER_01 4:18

No, no, no, no. And I have nothing wrong with fat people. Yeah. It's just those fat people.

SPEAKER_04 4:25

But um Are those type of fat people like uh Key West or like any like they're all over.

SPEAKER_01 4:32

Really? But not like mean, not like no. It's they're all like you said, everybody's everywhere. Everybody's everywhere. And then so that happens. Then I gotta cut my grass. Yeah. So I have a flat tire on the John Deere. Of course. I'm like, fuck it, I don't care anymore. You saw my grass when you pulled in. I don't care. Then I'm like, I thought you had a landscaper. No, he just does the uh chemicals.

SPEAKER_04 4:58

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 4:59

So then I'm uh looking at my rows of Sharon that have been growing for many years. And I had between my rows of Sharon, three more sprouts grow up. Yeah and they've been growing for two years. Or yeah, about two years. They're starting to get thick and they're gonna almost make a nice uh wall of flowers. Yeah. I'm like, I look, I'm like, what the fuck is my shit?

SPEAKER_00 5:24

Gone?

SPEAKER_01 5:25

No. Yep. My neighbors next to her, they're good people, but she cut the fucking and looked at the rest of my shit. She cut all the stuff on her side. Yeah. She wasn't being mean, but she just didn't pay attention. Ask me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't fuck. So now what I did was there's other sprouts grown. I was so mad. I was I woke up in the morning. Yeah. I'm like, first thing I thought of, you cut my sprouts. Yeah. My whatever you want to call it. So yesterday, I made a little on my 3D printer. I made a little fence.

SPEAKER_04 5:59

A little makeshift fence?

SPEAKER_01 6:01

And then I put it all along the fucking my shit. Touch my shit. And I put a whole bunch of stones.

SPEAKER_02 6:08

That's so funny. To block them off.

SPEAKER_01 6:10

Yeah, you'll see it when you take off, you'll see it. Yeah. Fuck. That's so fuck, dude. I was so mad. So because I was looking forward to it. I was like, oh, those are gonna sprout nice flowers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gonna make like a hedge, like a you know, they can't see inside. Right, right, right, right. And then I look, oh, so then I look. If you're listening, I still like you guys, but then I look, I look to the left, yeah, and it's all cleared out, and it's like almost like a walkway into my yard. I'm like, yo.

unknown 6:40

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_01 6:41

Fuck that.

unknown 6:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:43

So then I had a whole bunch of uh branch fell.

SPEAKER_04 6:45

Dude, I had a branch fall today too.

SPEAKER_01 6:47

Well, yeah, so mine must have fallen when we went to Georgia. Yeah. And I see it and it was big. I'm like, fuck. So I cut that up and made like a fucking fence along the side. I'll show you all that. That's so funny. So that was my day. Yesterday and the day before.

SPEAKER_04 7:04

Dude, it's too cold for the forest this time of the year.

SPEAKER_01 7:08

I like it. Yeah, you're looking at Key West, so let's go to Key West.

SPEAKER_04 7:10

Yeah, we should.

SPEAKER_01 7:11

Let's see what's going on at Key West.

SPEAKER_04 7:13

If I could go on my dude, yesterday I went to two carnivals. Oh there's um there's one in Milford next to the their mall. Oh damn, you went all the way over there? Post mall, and then we went to the Meriden Daffodil Festival. It's like another little like carnival thing. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, it's not too bad. But it was fucking freezing at the end of the night. Yeah, fuck that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:36

I can't believe you went all the way to uh whatchamacallit.

SPEAKER_04 7:39

Yeah, I was I was actually on the way to IKEA and then I looked up what time they closed, and it was like seven o'clock at night, and it was already like five thirty, and I was like, it's gonna take us more than two hours to go through IKEA. Yeah. So then we I looked up like if there was a mall in New Haven. Yeah, and I was like, oh, this is like ten minutes down the road, whatever. I just went there.

SPEAKER_01 7:59

I'm familiar with that spot. Let's see. I am not. Yeah. I haven't been there in years. Yeah. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_04 8:07

That that mall is actually not bad. The post mall is better than fucking like look at Buckley Hills, it's fucking falling apart.

SPEAKER_01 8:13

That mall's been there forever. We used to go there all the time. This is uh Key West uh Hogsbreath.

SPEAKER_00 8:20

Congrats. Ah shit.

SPEAKER_01 8:23

But moving too fast.

SPEAKER_00 8:27

This is where I want to be right now.

SPEAKER_01 8:28

What time is it?

SPEAKER_04 8:29

Almost one o'clock.

SPEAKER_01 8:30

Yeah, look at everybody having fun drinking. The crowd gets younger as like all the time goes by and they go for their naps.

SPEAKER_04 8:38

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:40

They open it. These old motherfuckers open it. Ah, fuck.

SPEAKER_04 8:44

Dude. It's gonna be 80 degrees tomorrow, I think. Oh, yeah, training tomorrow. Oh. Must be nice.

SPEAKER_01 8:55

I had to take a fucking day off.

SPEAKER_04 8:57

Because every time we have training. Tuesday is supposed to be like in the 80s.

SPEAKER_01 9:01

Every time we have Tuesday? Yeah. 76. Every time we have training, I gotta go to the doctors. Never fails. I'm like, fuck. I use like two days for that shit. That's so funny. Oh, Tuesday. We should just let this play the whole time. You want. Pretend we're like we're at the Key West.

SPEAKER_04 9:27

What made you go to Key West in the beginning?

SPEAKER_01 9:30

Friends went and we're like, fuck it, we'll go.

SPEAKER_05 9:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:34

Check it out. Now I'm in love with Key West. I don't know if I'd live there though. I'd have to travel the whole Key West. Like the whole island. No, that whole island. Oh, okay. Like the side streets and everything. Yeah. So we found uh there's like hole in the wall fucking bars and shit in Key West. Yeah. But I think what they were saying, some of the uh locals are getting priced out of Key West.

SPEAKER_04 10:02

Oh, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_01 10:03

Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah. And that was like a lot of complaints. Like, oh, this is my parents' house, this is my house. But then, you know.

SPEAKER_02 10:11

They offered me a million and a half dollars, and I couldn't say no. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:15

So they fucking offer them the money and then they're out. But dude, I'm telling you, there's a so you have Duvall Street and you have Hogs Breath and you have all this shit here.

SPEAKER_03 10:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:25

Then uh it reminds me of Key West reminds me, Duvall Street reminds me of like a nice Myrtle Beach. Like with the fucking all the shit there, all the stores and all that bullshit. Yeah. You know what I mean? But then uh the side streets, there's nice houses, there's like hole-in-the-wall bars and stuff like that. Yeah. That you're like, damn, this I'm a little nervous to get in this motherfucker. That's Key West. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then uh I told you we went to that bar, I was in a parking lot. Yes. When I had the martini, but I was like, put it in a red cup for me, so I don't look like a fucking homosexual. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Homosexual. And she's like, yeah, no problem. What do you want? I said, a cosmo, please. I love Cosmos. I said, but do me a favor, put in like a beer glass. Right. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hook a brother up. Oh, yeah, no problem. She gives me a biggest fucking martini glass.

unknown 11:25

Look at him.

SPEAKER_01 11:26

Here's your martini star. And everybody starts staring. It's pretty much like this. Yeah, this is all covered. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But picture the parking lot.

SPEAKER_02 11:33

This guy's getting a fucking martini.

SPEAKER_01 11:35

Yeah. And not as nice as that. Yeah, right. I was like, and they're like, we have hot dogs inside if you want to get a hot dog.

SPEAKER_04 11:45

And then I have one with my fucking Cosmo fleet.

SPEAKER_01 11:48

So then we they had like hot dogs and sandwiches and shit inside. And uh I was like, nah, I don't want, I'm good. And then I walked to like, let's say I'm at the bar here. And then I walked around the corner, but it was at the other place. And they had the old school TV set up with the big back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like radiation coming off of the motherfucker. Two of those. One dude's watching Little House on the Prairie. The other motherfucker's watching like some sports, and they're sitting there with like a fucking on recliners. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. And there was like a bulldog there. And I was like, what are you guys doing? Yeah, yeah. What are you guys doing? Watch Little House on the Prairie. It's pretty good. I haven't seen this in years. You wanna court?

SPEAKER_02 12:31

Yeah, you want to hang out?

SPEAKER_01 12:32

I was like, all right. So then Steph's like, what are you guys doing?

SPEAKER_04 12:36

The owner.

SPEAKER_01 12:37

Yeah. Yeah. But there was like the cable wires were everywhere. It's like it must have been it must have been dope back in like 1982.

SPEAKER_04 12:45

Have a couple cigars, you know, hang out.

SPEAKER_01 12:47

It was nice. But uh the lady, so it was um the people we went with, they knew somebody, an older lady that was one of their clients. Yeah. It's like, oh, come this way. Fucking millionaire, probably.

SPEAKER_03 12:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:59

This chick. And she's sitting at this fucking dive bar.

SPEAKER_03 13:02

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 13:03

Millionaire at the dive bar, just chilling. I guarantee those motherfuckers had stupid cash in there.

SPEAKER_04 13:07

Do they have their own police department?

SPEAKER_01 13:09

Yeah, they do. Yep.

SPEAKER_04 13:10

Oh, that must be a nice fucking That's a good gig.

SPEAKER_01 13:13

Dude.

SPEAKER_04 13:14

That must be.

SPEAKER_01 13:15

Yeah. I saw him arrest a couple people. There was like a domestic inside a bar. Yeah. And oh, the father. Okay. So we're sitting outside this bar. I think it was like Rick's or something. Yeah. And um we're sitting out on this. This dude had to be like 25 and he's crying. Yeah. I'm like, oh, is he crying? So now once we see him crying, we're like, oh, I'm watching this shit. I don't know what's going on. And the cops are there and they're talking to him.

SPEAKER_04 13:42

And then uh all of a sudden, get your affairs ready, you're coming with us.

SPEAKER_01 13:47

Well, no, he was fine. Oh. And then they go into the bar and they're escorting this guy out. Nothing, no scene or anything. Same guy that's crying. No, an older guy. Oh. I'm like, oh, what if it was his boyfriend? No, it was his dad, and his dad got mad at him, punched him in the face. So I asked the cap, was he, oh, what happened?

SPEAKER_03 14:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:05

I was like, you know, I I work here and there, blah, blah, blah. He was like, fucking dude, the son mouthed off to the dad, but then the dad punched him in the face in front of everybody. So it's like, ah, you know how it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:17

I was like, oh, good for you. Nice.

unknown 14:21

Good.

SPEAKER_04 14:21

You don't see a lot of dads fucking punching their kids anymore. Not at a bar. Oh, that too.

SPEAKER_01 14:28

Fucking smash the shit out of his ass. Good. Good. He probably deserved it. Fucking jerk off. But it was uh, I love Key West.

SPEAKER_04 14:37

Dude, it looks like a nice little area.

SPEAKER_01 14:39

Yeah, it is nice.

SPEAKER_04 14:40

Navy Gateway Inns. Like that military navy, or is that just like a name? I don't know if you don't know.

SPEAKER_01 14:47

Where the fuck? Ooh. They were um when we were there, they had the jets flying over. Dude, those fucking things are loud. Oh yeah. Holy shit. They were going back and forth for like the they do it every once in a while, they said. Exercise. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 15:02

Naval Air Station Key West. Oh, dude, I could probably get a little get a gig. Not a gig. Transfer. But like uh I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. They usually have like military, like uh like little hotels or whatever. I could probably get in and oh yeah, probably. Yeah, they have um cheaper than fucking getting something at Key West.

SPEAKER_01 15:20

I think we saw it. I think we saw it going to the airport. They had a military base.

SPEAKER_03 15:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:28

And they had the housing and everything. Yeah, I'm pretty sure we saw it going to the airport. Yep. It's right near the airport.

SPEAKER_04 15:35

2.2 million dollar house.

SPEAKER_01 15:37

Yeah, well.

SPEAKER_04 15:38

Must be nice.

SPEAKER_01 15:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 15:40

Yeah, you're almost there. You can afford it.

SPEAKER_01 15:43

Yeah. Yeah, 300 grand. Yeah, like we said, I made allegedly 300 grand off of this.

SPEAKER_04 15:51

Allegedly, you you could. That's a good deal.

SPEAKER_01 15:53

At least. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 15:56

Because it's what? 20? Well, you would do either 10 or 20%. What's fucking?

SPEAKER_01 16:02

I don't know. I think I don't know if I would do a condo.

SPEAKER_04 16:05

Is it a condo? I don't know if I would do a condo. There's a four million dollar house. Four point seven million dollars.

SPEAKER_00 16:12

I don't have that.

SPEAKER_04 16:13

Five four point nine million dollar house. Look at this shit.

SPEAKER_00 16:18

Look at that. It's fucking nice, dude. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:23

Fuck it. We stayed near your uh near mile zero. What's that? I don't know. It's like famous, but I don't know what the fuck it is. It's like the start of whatever I-95 or something, maybe?

SPEAKER_04 16:40

This is like a nice little house in Puerto Rico.

SPEAKER_01 16:43

I wonder if it's the start of I-95. Does I-95 go through? Is that I-95? I don't know. But it was some highway. Maybe it's the start. But we were right there. Right behind Duvall Street. Yeah. Oh, so beautiful. Hold on. Let me hear it.

unknown 17:02

Uh uh.

SPEAKER_01 17:06

Hi Xbreath. If you want, we could come and do a show over there.

SPEAKER_04 17:10

Oh, dude, that'd be sick.

SPEAKER_01 17:12

We'll do a show when they go on fucking when they go on their half-hour breaks.

SPEAKER_04 17:15

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 17:18

That'd be good. That'd be nice. They got a little stage.

SPEAKER_04 17:21

Dude, have you been noticing that time goes by faster as you age?

SPEAKER_01 17:25

Yeah, because we're fucking old.

SPEAKER_04 17:29

And we have I feel like the day goes by like instantly now.

SPEAKER_01 17:32

That's because we're we are consciously aware of the time.

SPEAKER_04 17:37

I don't think so. Sometimes I I lose track of time, but it's like I'll wake up, let's just say Well now with the baby, I'll wake up at like 10. Yeah. Right? And I'll go to but I'll go to sleep at like six in the morning. So I'll sleep for like fucking two, four or two to four hours, right? Yeah. If if the if I wake up at ten, I might wake up at like eleven or twelve. But then I'll do something with my girl or my family, and I'll look at the time. It's already nine o'clock at night.

SPEAKER_01 18:05

I'm like, what the fuck happened? Yesterday, the same thing happened to us. I looked at the time, it was 5 30. I'm like, what day's over?

SPEAKER_04 18:09

Yeah, that's it.

SPEAKER_01 18:10

But I didn't want to go anywhere, and I was just sitting on the couch the whole time.

SPEAKER_04 18:13

Yeah, yeah. And then you try to go outside, and then it's fucking 40 fucking degrees out still.

SPEAKER_01 18:17

Yep. We went out. Wait, what was it? Friday, maybe? Did we go outside Friday? Friday we went outside. Yeah. Went to the gym. Yep. Went outside. Stayed out for like a half hour and it got cold. It's terrible. Yep.

SPEAKER_04 18:31

Dude, they have a fucking LA Fitness in the fucking mall. Like a quarter of the mall is fucking LA Fitness. Where? At the fucking post mall.

SPEAKER_01 18:38

Oh, at that uh Milford spot? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 18:41

I've never seen a gym.

SPEAKER_01 18:42

I haven't been there in a while. I haven't been there in a while. We used to go all the time.

SPEAKER_04 18:46

Yeah? Well you lived closer over there, right?

SPEAKER_01 18:49

Yeah. Yeah. My dad had a spot over there. That's where the diner was like 10 minutes away from there. Yeah. Give or take. Yeah. Yeah. We used to go there all the time, Milford Mall. What are you? I used to go to fucking so before we would go out, I would leave my dad's store. Yep. And if we if I knew we were all going out to Norwalk or New Haven or some shit, I'd go there, hit up the fucking store, buy a shirt and shit. Buy some fucking clothes. I bought, you know what Dracard is? Might be too young.

SPEAKER_04 19:21

The like the fucking perfume. Cologne. The cologne, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:25

I found some shit in I don't know how old it was, but it was in fucking uh we were in TJ Maxx in Cheshire. Yeah. And I was like recently? I think it's TJ Maxx, yeah. Brand new.

SPEAKER_03 19:35

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 19:36

Brand new. Like a couple days ago. I I see Jacar there. Yeah. But I see the label was like peeling off. Like peeling off. And you know when it turns like that off-white color because it's so old? Yeah. I was like, no, I'm getting it.

SPEAKER_04 19:50

She's from fucking 1995.

SPEAKER_01 19:51

Yeah. Yeah, I used to get mad bitches from Draccar. I think the first time I smashed Steph was with Jakar.

SPEAKER_04 19:57

What fucking Fahrenheit fucking That might have been yours, like your generation.

SPEAKER_03 20:05

Oh, let's see.

SPEAKER_01 20:07

Yep. I sprayed that shit on my my asshole today. I thought I could zoom in with this shit.

SPEAKER_04 20:13

Did it fucking uh burn?

SPEAKER_01 20:14

A little bit.

SPEAKER_04 20:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:17

I didn't wash it yesterday. I just let it marinate on the couch. So we sat on the couch. I let it marinate. We had uh upside down pizza.

SPEAKER_04 20:29

What's an upside down pizza? Fucking lasagna.

SPEAKER_01 20:32

It's like meat sauce without the pretty much lasagna, but no pasta. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:41

So meat sauce.

SPEAKER_01 20:43

Meat sauce. Well, meat, sauce. Yeah. Meat sauce. Meat and then sauce. Meat and then meat sauce or whatever sauce.

SPEAKER_04 20:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:54

Cheese.

SPEAKER_04 20:56

And they throw the fucking dough on top?

SPEAKER_01 20:58

And then there is biscuits on top. Dude, fucking stupid dope. Huh. Oh, it's so fucking good. It sounds pretty good. It's fucking real good. I shit it all out this morning. Dude, I still got a whole bunch left. Dude, I'm telling you you like it. Cool water, dude. Cool water. Cool water cologne. Cool water cologne, dude. That was in a rap song. I got my cool water cologne. No, I was in the.

SPEAKER_04 21:19

You never wore cool water?

SPEAKER_01 21:20

Nah, man. No? I wore polo sport.

SPEAKER_04 21:24

Dude, the the polo with the gold top? I had that shit all the time. Dude, I put that on um fucking uh I put that on. We went to uh training one day. And fucking uh I don't know if uh I forgot his name on here. Hold on.

SPEAKER_01 21:49

Okay. Is it fucking oh

SPEAKER_04 22:00

He goes, what the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_01 22:02

Oh, the smell?

SPEAKER_04 22:03

Yeah, and I go, you don't know motherfucking Polo? He goes, Oh yeah, he's got something to say.

SPEAKER_01 22:09

Yeah, and he always has something to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, first of all, I snuck in his car to scare him once, his personal car. This motherfucker had uh like black diamond or some shit. I'm like, yo, what is this?

SPEAKER_00 22:26

It was like black diamond, Panther Edition.

SPEAKER_01 22:29

It was like the fuck that so don't let this motherfucker talk shit. And I'm like, yo, what is this nasty? Ask him. It was like black leather. So when I was at uh TJ Maxx, I was spraying all the shit on me. They had one called Bourbon Gentleman.

SPEAKER_04 22:44

Bourbon Gentleman?

SPEAKER_01 22:46

Gentleman or something. Or gentleman's bourbon. Then they had, oh, I almost bought it, but it was $14. I didn't want to buy it.

SPEAKER_04 22:52

I thought like at TJ Jack. Gentleman's Musk. Everything is everything is like fucking locked and sealed, though.

SPEAKER_01 22:59

Not in this one.

SPEAKER_04 23:00

No?

SPEAKER_01 23:00

No.

SPEAKER_04 23:00

Not like in the box, but like you can't. There's no.

SPEAKER_01 23:03

Oh no, some of them they do. These are like gentlemen's musk. They ain't gonna lock that shit up. It was like it was like $12.99. I was like, I ain't spend no money on this shit for a goof. Gentleman's musk. Gentleman's musk. What'd you use when you were like in middle school or like high school? Chicario. Did you see it? It was in there. I saw it. On that picture you had. The first picture.

SPEAKER_04 23:27

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:28

You see that shit? Fucks, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:31

But have you ever seen this one?

SPEAKER_01 23:32

What's that shit?

SPEAKER_04 23:33

Fahrenheit from Dior.

SPEAKER_01 23:35

It was probably too much money. I buy it from TJ Maxx. I spray myself with all this stuff or other shit. And then I figure out which one I like. I'm not spending a lot of money. I used to spend money on that shit, like a hundred bucks.

SPEAKER_04 23:47

Now I'm just like over it.

SPEAKER_01 23:49

You buy the fucking I sp I I need some kind of stuff.

SPEAKER_04 23:52

I went from spending no money to spending a lot of money.

SPEAKER_01 23:55

Yeah. And then I just stopped.

SPEAKER_04 23:56

Because like in middle school and high school, you use like axe.

SPEAKER_01 23:59

Yeah. But then a chick said it smelled funny. Yeah. And they never wore it again. Same. Nope. I was like, yeah, I'm done. No.

SPEAKER_04 24:06

Because we were doing uh you remember the early 2000s, it was like uh the axe chocolate.

SPEAKER_01 24:11

Some shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 24:13

Nasty, dude. I can't believe people fucking wore this shit.

SPEAKER_01 24:15

See, that one looks like a body.

SPEAKER_04 24:17

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:18

That one. Yep. Dracard right next to it. I'm gonna go buy some obsession.

SPEAKER_03 24:23

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 24:24

Yeah. There was the the you remember the ones that said like body on them, and it looked like a fucking Windex fucking bottle.

SPEAKER_01 24:31

What the fuck with that shit? No, I never I never wore it, but I think it's a flea market, yo. Dude, I haven't been to a flea market in fucking I used to love I used to buy knives all the time when I was younger.

SPEAKER_02 24:42

I feel like that's the only thing that they fucking sell.

SPEAKER_01 24:46

My mom was like, alright, just don't don't cut yourself. Yeah, this is a eternity. Oh, that one, yeah. I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna buy some on Amazon. I'm getting the old school fucking shit. Yes.

SPEAKER_04 25:00

Now you have an excuse. Now that you're a part of the club, you know?

SPEAKER_01 25:03

Hey, you know, you know what I mean. My dragaw.

SPEAKER_04 25:06

That's the only thing that they wear there now.

SPEAKER_01 25:08

I got so much fucking my entertainment committee, I got so many things to do, I don't even know.

SPEAKER_02 25:15

Now you're in the government. Who would have thought?

SPEAKER_01 25:22

I got so the last meeting, yeah. I think Steph had the next day off. Yeah. And I was like, ah, it was like a Wednesday or something. She had a Thursday off. Well, it was uh whatever.

SPEAKER_03 25:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:34

And uh she's like, I'm gonna come too. So she can't go when it's a regular meeting. Right. But she could be in the building for these little meetings. Yeah, yeah. So she's sitting at the bar. This is the same thing for us. Yeah, so she's sitting at the bar and be like, yo, Susie, she's the bartender over there. Yeah. Yo, tell Suzy I want a long island ice tea, please.

SPEAKER_02 25:55

She'll bring it up too. Yeah, she brought it up to me. I was like, nice.

SPEAKER_01 25:58

Dude, I would as they're speaking within an hour, I'm like, yeah, I think we should do this and that'd be great. To yeah, I mean, uh whatever you want to do. Within an hour.

SPEAKER_04 26:13

Do you guys have um like uh like when you go to the meeting, is it a separate spot from where you initially meet?

SPEAKER_01 26:22

If it's uh club meeting, it's a separate spot.

SPEAKER_04 26:26

And when you go up to the club, is there secret uh you gotta spot in and handshakes that you guys have to do with the game? No, not like you guys, no.

SPEAKER_01 26:35

You guys are like deeper than we are. Yeah. Nah. I think there's some people that are in your thing over there. Oh, I'm sure. At my spot. I'm sure. Because I see the rings. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't know what the rings mean. I think don't they mean different things sometimes? The way the well you have the the thing moves one ones over the other. Square and compass.

SPEAKER_04 26:55

There's not there's not uh it doesn't really mean different things.

SPEAKER_01 27:00

Oh it's all the same. Oh yeah. But uh yeah, I see the rings. No, there's really no we don't get that deep. I'm sure you could. I'm sure you could. The longer you're in there, but gabagool, you gotta give each other gabagool and shit. You got a truck I can borrow? Nope. Nope. Not this week. Nope. I ain't doing shit. Not this week, Vinny. A fucking eye open up the door one day and somebody's getting their ass beat.

SPEAKER_02 27:27

I'm like, ah, uh I'm gonna come back later. I'll be back later.

SPEAKER_01 27:32

You go after hours. Like, no, I'm not doing that shit.

SPEAKER_04 27:37

I'm sure that's what the club like first, like when they first started. Oh, I got a fucking body and there's a sanitation guy, and he's like, Yeah, bring him over. Fucking, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_01 27:47

I was talking to this 80-year-old dude, and he's like, that was the biggest Coke dealer around here.

SPEAKER_00 27:53

He's like, I would get so much, so many blowjobs. I'll just give a little coke away, I get a fucking blow job. I'm like, okay, nice. He's like, then I got arrested.

SPEAKER_05 28:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:04

A lot of fines, a couple years in jail. Then I'll then I came back out. I started selling in New Jersey. I'm like, holy shit, dude.

unknown 28:12

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 28:13

Don't tell me anymore. Don't tell me anymore. I might get involved in this.

SPEAKER_01 28:16

I was probably like fucking four when he was doing this shit. You know what I mean? Not that long ago. Right, right, right. He was like, it was in the 70s and 80s. That's when it was fun. I had a nice car. Now look at me, I'm sitting at a fucking bar doing nothing.

SPEAKER_04 28:30

And you're over here contemplating your same life. You're like, fuck, I'm gonna be like this in Key West.

SPEAKER_01 28:35

Oh shit. In Key West? I should have asked him, like, yo, you should have gone to Florida. Yeah. Why don't you? You ever watch those fucking things? Um, I forgot what they were. They were uh I don't know if they're Cuban guys, but they had a uh boat company. Okay. A power boat, like the fucking racing thing. Yeah, yeah. So they would do the boats and some cartel people or whatever. Pay them to fucking were like, hey, can can you make us a boat? So they're like, all right. Yeah, so and then I forget the the amount or the the specifics, but they're like, Yeah, we need ten of them. Fucking like this dude just came up and he's he didn't say who he was, but he's like, But you know, we need a boat.

SPEAKER_04 29:12

You know, you need if you say you I need ten boats, come on.

SPEAKER_01 29:14

So the guy's like, they came to a price, they came to the power of the boat, and he's like, Alright, I'll take ten. And they're like, ah shit. Alright. Yeah. So they're talking about multi-million dollars for the fucking so they made them for the guy, and the guy's like, leave it empty inside. I don't want anything in there. Just I need it all empty.

SPEAKER_02 29:31

Take out the fuselage, whatever.

SPEAKER_01 29:33

Whatever's in there, I just need the fucking engine and the steering wheel. Right. So then uh they make it. Then I think I don't know how they got involved. They're like, hey, you know how to drive this thing or something like that. And then before you know it, then they became the biggest fucking rub off the fucking serial numbers and shit. Yeah, then they became the biggest fucking uh drug dealers in my like Miami or something. The ones that made the boats, yeah. No shit. Uh fuck yeah, I f I'll find out what it is. You gotta watch it. And then one by one they start getting arrested and shit. Yeah, I'm sure. But they were back in the 80s and the 90s, and I'm like, damn man, they look like they're having so much fun. Yeah, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04 30:06

Every time you look out, yes, every time you look at movies and everything, like in the in between the 70s and 80s, you're like, dude, I wish. Yeah, I wish I was like in my 20s during the 80s.

SPEAKER_01 30:16

Fuck yeah. Yes. I wish if I could have a time, if I had a time machine, I would go back to the western. You know, no, fuck no. I need a shower. Nah, I'm only going for like a couple days. I just stayed a couple of wet wet. I want to check it out, I want to pick up the bars, and then I'm gonna I want to be out. Then I want to go in the weather in the fucking hot beer, dude. I want them to shoot each other and shit. I want to see everything. You want to be in the background. Yeah, I'm not gonna be in the background. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna drink something there, though. Yeah. And then I want to see, I want to be in Miami in the 80s in a Ferrari. Oh, dude. With the Miami Vice with the white with a bitch in the fucking in the fucking passenger seat.

SPEAKER_04 30:59

See, but that's a good thing. Like, you can go any anywhere in time.

SPEAKER_01 31:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 31:04

I can't go anywhere in time. Look at me.

SPEAKER_01 31:06

Oh no, you'll die. Yeah. Yes. Get out! Get him. I wish fucking uh meteor man was here. Oh, that'd be great. I'm like, when would you like to go? Uh nothing past the 70s. You're fucking nuts.

SPEAKER_05 31:24

Fuck, we need him here.

SPEAKER_01 31:27

We gotta write this down. If you could go anywhere in time and then have Meteor Man and then see where he'd want to go. I'm like, what about the 1800s?

SPEAKER_02 31:36

Yeah, we're fucking nuts!

SPEAKER_01 31:40

Oh he'd be funny, dude. Oh, he'd be funny as fuck. Oh, that'd be yeah, we have to do that.

SPEAKER_03 31:44

Oh my god. Dude.

SPEAKER_01 31:46

The back in time show.

SPEAKER_03 31:48

Fucking uh what's it called?

SPEAKER_04 31:53

The scientists that have been fucking dying everywhere?

SPEAKER_01 31:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 31:57

Dude, there was like one that died like two days ago.

SPEAKER_01 32:00

In like a fucking Tesla. That one, the Tesla one or the chick?

SPEAKER_04 32:03

There's one, there's an after the chick, there was like another one.

SPEAKER_01 32:07

Did we talk about that where um the lady's hands were burning? We talked about it like all fine. Like now. Or I didn't know if I told you or somebody else. I told you fucking um while you're looking that up. Somebody tried to use my credit card again, but I already fucking uh how I already so key west thing, I'm telling you. No, it's one of these cocksuckers around here. Over here. These assholes. Yep. Because all of a sudden I see beauty. You're the your such and such card was declined at beauty. Yeah, I know, because everything's switched now. Yeah. Right? And so I'm like, beauty. Huh. Gotta be a fucking in one of the cities around here.

SPEAKER_05 32:52

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:53

I Googled beauty and it was a fucking place of Waterbury. So beauty, go fuck yourself, you cacksuper. Sucker. I hope you didn't get your fucking products, you fat fucking asshole. Anyway.

SPEAKER_04 33:05

Yeah, I guess a guy died fucking uh the Tesla? That's three days ago. Yeah, within the last week, two more people. It's been thirteen people mysteriously dead or disappeared. Yeah. This is from F from News Nation. Semi-reputable, I would say.

SPEAKER_01 33:28

What are they what were they studying? Was it UFO shit or was it something? UFO like gravity fucking like nuclear stuff or just or a little bit of everything.

SPEAKER_04 33:41

It's it's more like you fools. Well, there's a UFO fucking whole thing, which is tied into the gravity like weapons.

SPEAKER_01 33:52

What's a gravity weapon?

SPEAKER_04 33:54

Like being able to take away like anti-gravity. What? Yes.

SPEAKER_01 33:58

So we just float away into the sun?

SPEAKER_04 34:01

Well, you can make a building collapse. You can do a lot of stuff.

SPEAKER_01 34:04

See, see how we go smarter than me. See how you're smarter than me? Why? Because I'm like, so you just float away into the sun? You're like, no, you can make a building collapse, you know, stuff like that. Oh, okay. So I won't, okay, I got it.

SPEAKER_04 34:16

You can bring a print a plane down, you know? Yeah, it's gonna float away into the sun.

SPEAKER_02 34:21

I have no gravity myself. Ah, shit.

SPEAKER_01 34:26

Such a fucking retard. You should have like, no. No, Frank. That's not what it is. No. We should have anti-gravity, ass doll.

SPEAKER_04 34:36

You mean the earth? The earth flies away.

SPEAKER_01 34:40

So we go out of orbit? Yeah, and then they kill themselves too. I don't know what to tell you, Frank. Alright.

SPEAKER_04 34:47

So that's what they were saying about fucking um that um that plane that fucking randomly disappeared. I don't know if you remember that. It was like 10 years ago? It was like it wasn't that long ago. What fucking let's see. I remember a plane Malaysia Airlines. Malaysia Airlines in 2014. Yeah, about 10 years ago. About 10 years. But that plane, they're saying that was filled with scientists that they wanted to make disappear.

SPEAKER_01 35:18

That one was? Yes. Holy shit, I didn't know that. Yeah. Stupid motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_04 35:25

Let's see. Let's Google it real quick.

SPEAKER_01 35:27

If I'm if I'm a scientist and I go on the plane, I'm like, hey, what's up, Tommy? Yeah. Hey, what's up, John? But I'm like this. Oh fuck, no. All of us I'm getting off that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_04 35:38

Nobody's here. Get off the plane.

SPEAKER_01 35:40

Nope. You're out of your fucking mind. Did you ever see the there's a chick. She she did the meme. It's a black female sitting in the plane, right? And uh she she's sitting there, she's listening to she's listening to other uh conversations.

SPEAKER_04 35:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:59

And she hears, oh yeah, my company sent me here. Oh, my company sent me here too. There's a lot of us on this plane. All scientists and shit like that. She was like, yo, fuck this. I'm out. She starts grabbing her bags, get the fuck off the plane. I was like, that's a good one. She's like looking around. Oh yeah, my company. We got we want it, we all won a trip. So this is per a googly. This is the Googli Ali salons.

SPEAKER_04 36:27

Yeah, like based off of like the search results for like a BBC and fucking Wikipedia. Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 was not filled with scientists, but it did carry 20 employees of the freescale semiconductor and US technology firm uh comprising of 12 Malaysian and eight Chinese technical experts and engineers. They were traveling to Beijing fueling speculation regarding intellectual property that they taught uh though they were technical staff, not a large specialized team of top-tier scientists. So why would you there's 20 people that are involved in technology on a plane?

SPEAKER_01 37:13

Well, if they don't know better, if they're like, hey, maybe we'll go into a conference. Yeah, but they're gonna be. Is that what you're trying to say? Well Or why why would you put them all on there?

SPEAKER_04 37:25

Well if you think about it, right? This whole like Taiwan thing with the semiconductor that the US has been trying to fucking get a hold of.

SPEAKER_01 37:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 37:35

Now these 20 people that work for in the semiconductor space, right? The US is trying to take a hold of that. They're now going to China. Right? It would make sense that the US would try to make them disappear if they're gonna go to, I would say, the competition. You know? Well, they can say, oh, they're they're they're ex they're technical experts and engineers. Well, who's the ones that are running the machines? Who's the who are the ones that know how to shit you know runs? It's not they can say, oh, well, they're not scientists per se. Sure, they're not scientists. Engineers, though, but engineers that make the fucking semiconductors.

SPEAKER_01 38:18

They know exactly how to fucking do it. Right.

SPEAKER_04 38:19

Make them disappear. Or they're they didn't disappear, they're in the US and they're just fucking somewhere slaves. Yep, held captive, like you're working.

unknown 38:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 38:29

Or yeah. Make us the machines. Because apparently there's like very hard to make these machines. Yeah. Because like I was telling you before in the in the other podcast, it's they use light to make the semiconductors. That's how they they shoot atoms at the metal, and that's what creates the actual semiconductors.

SPEAKER_00 38:48

How the fuck are you even thinking of that shit?

SPEAKER_04 38:50

That's insane. Because they're the parts are so small they can't physically make pieces to go on the chip. So they have to shoot lasers at it to make the actual like shape on the chip. That's crazy. It's insane. Yeah. I don't even know. So the people that the engineers that are working on that you would think are the most valuable people. Let's fucking take them out of that. You're not going to China. You're coming out, you're coming with us.

SPEAKER_01 39:18

You're staying with us. Watch. Oh, so UFO. I'm trying to here we go. Malaysian. So there's video that allegedly shows, but who the fuck knows? Uh UFO is flying around this plane. You ever see that? There's a bunch of those. That's a plane that is uh missing. See it?

SPEAKER_03 39:45

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 39:49

So, you know what they did? What? I know I just figured it out. Figured out the whole thing. What? The general.

SPEAKER_04 39:57

Which general? A general.

SPEAKER_01 39:59

A general.

SPEAKER_04 40:00

Pete Heggseth, fucking. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:03

The general of the military in the United States said, hey, listen. Yeah. You talk to the little gray men. Yeah. Like, hey, we need you to go up there and take this plane. Okay. Can you we're gonna give you your little UFOs back. Go back. Take this plane. So the UFOs did a mission for the United States, took the plane, and then did something. I couldn't think of anything, but I'm telling you, what if that's true? Yeah. What if they took the plane and then they teleported it to somewhere?

SPEAKER_03 40:40

Maybe.

SPEAKER_01 40:41

You imagine ten years from now, I was right. And the little gray man come, they're on like fucking Fox News. They're like, yo, we did. Disappears in the corner. This is a translator. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a translator. Oh yeah, what he's saying. Yeah, see? Disappeared. Gone. They took it. They took it. They took a plane. They're like, yo, we need you to take this plane. Don't kill anybody. And then we'll teleport it back. That's crazy. There's a lot of UFOs here. Let's see what's going on in the hold on real quick. Let's see what else I have on the list. What do you have? That's not the list. Party time, motherfucker. You see the lady saves her dog from the dog shelter.

SPEAKER_03 41:41

The what?

SPEAKER_01 41:42

So this lady, she's uh she breaks up with her shitty boyfriend. The boyfriend takes the dog, brings it to a fucking shelter. Her dog brings it to a shelter to be executed. Neutered. No, to be fucking euthanized.

SPEAKER_04 41:59

Oh, not neutered, yeah. Euthanized. Sorry. Wrong word. Yeah, it's like take his balls away. Well, take his life too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:06

And uh so then she was working with the courts. No, they're working with their courts to try to get the dog back. Yeah. Nobody would help her. And they're like, well, the dog's gonna die on Friday. So we need to get this. See you later. Sorry. So she broke in there. No, she didn't. Yeah, broke in there, stole the fucking dog, rescued her dog, and did whatever. And then I I think she might have she probably hid the dog somewhere, but I don't know, it ran away.

SPEAKER_03 42:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:30

Right? Turned herself in for breaking in.

SPEAKER_03 42:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:33

And then the court dismissed all the charges and then arrested the fucking uh dude. The judge, yeah. Put a warrant out for the guy for stealing the dog and then trying to have the dog executed and all this other shit.

SPEAKER_04 42:45

But if it's a sheer dog, that was hers.

SPEAKER_01 42:48

It was her dog. They were together. They were together. They lived together, but it was her dog. They weren't married. So let's say I had a dog and I date this chick and she moves into my house.

SPEAKER_04 42:56

Yeah. And then they were only dating or they were together for a long time.

SPEAKER_01 43:00

No, just dating.

SPEAKER_04 43:01

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 43:01

Yeah. I would fucking do it in a heat. I would do it in a heartbeat. Yeah. And then I saw these. You'd break in? Hell yeah. I would fucking kick that door right open. Yeah. Oh yeah. Hell yeah. My dog? Fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_04 43:17

Wouldn't you need some sort of like vet thing saying that that's your dog that you're fucking?

SPEAKER_01 43:23

I don't know. I can just grab a dog from the street and bring him and be like, I want this dog euthanized. Well, we don't do it over here, but I don't know where the f I don't know what state it was in. We don't do that shit.

SPEAKER_04 43:33

That's fucking crazy, dude.

SPEAKER_01 43:35

Um, let me see what he's doing. Any bitches here?

SPEAKER_05 43:45

Uh let's see.

SPEAKER_01 43:50

Let's see if you would bang any of these old bitches.

SPEAKER_00 43:53

Let's see. Let's see, let's look at the video.

SPEAKER_01 43:57

We're back at Hogsbreath, guys.

SPEAKER_04 44:00

Um in pink right there.

SPEAKER_01 44:05

This one? No. You can't have that one.

SPEAKER_04 44:08

Why?

SPEAKER_01 44:08

That's not an old one.

SPEAKER_04 44:09

You already claimed it?

SPEAKER_01 44:10

That's not an old one. We're going right here. No. This one right here. See? How much money does she have? She's about 60. We don't know if she's visiting. We don't know if she has a million dollar house. Yeah, that one. That's not you. You can't do that one.

SPEAKER_04 44:31

Yeah, I can.

SPEAKER_01 44:31

Alright, you can do this one.

SPEAKER_04 44:34

I thought that was a dude.

SPEAKER_01 44:35

That's a chick.

SPEAKER_04 44:36

Fucked up.

SPEAKER_01 44:37

This chick you can't. With the fake boobies. That's cheating. But you could do this one.

SPEAKER_04 44:42

The one that's dancing.

SPEAKER_01 44:43

What about this one right here?

SPEAKER_04 44:44

The one that's dancing.

SPEAKER_01 44:45

Look at this big monster. Big nasty. Oh, look at that fucking. She's gotta be in her 60s. She gotta be like 270. At least. Yeah, well. If you're hammered. You don't give a fuck. Yeah, you're just dancing. You're just dancing. And then your boys are like, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_04 45:04

We gotta pull this guy out of here.

SPEAKER_01 45:06

And then let's just say we're at this bar and you're fucking grinding with that bitch. And I'm like, oh your wife, your wife, your wife, what? And he was like, I can't listen to himself. I'd be like this. I'd take my phone out. I would take I'll put it right in video and be like, watch her. Watch her look at you dancing with this fucking big nasty.

SPEAKER_04 45:31

She wouldn't care. She's fucking she's cool. She's cool like that.

SPEAKER_01 45:35

Yeah, she doesn't want to fucking. She'll be like, really?

SPEAKER_04 45:38

You were that drunk that you were fucking grinding on a 270 found pound fat bitch?

SPEAKER_01 45:42

No, she's like one 150. No, I don't think so. I don't think so.

SPEAKER_04 45:49

Mike would just wouldn't let me live it down. Look at you fucking nasty motherfucker.

SPEAKER_01 45:56

I just got hit on by gay dudes over there. I didn't get any chicks.

SPEAKER_04 45:59

No?

SPEAKER_01 46:00

Not even old ladies? No. Maybe one. Yeah? Yeah, one. And it was at that bar with the martinis.

SPEAKER_04 46:08

It's because of the shirts that you be that you wear.

SPEAKER_01 46:10

I don't know what shirts I wear. What do you mean?

SPEAKER_04 46:12

The one with the little dicks.

SPEAKER_01 46:16

The little um butt cheeks. Oh yeah. Nah, I don't know. They don't fucking No, uh, an older lady. How old though? Not older than you? Oh yeah. Oh. She had to be like 60 something. But not like good.

SPEAKER_04 46:38

Yeah. Not like, oh honey, you look good.

SPEAKER_01 46:40

Like the one that's been at that bar since she was 40.

SPEAKER_04 46:43

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. Like fucking leather skin? Yeah. Yeah. Fucking orange.

SPEAKER_01 46:49

Yeah. Well, something's better than nothing. That's true. I told you when the guy.

SPEAKER_04 46:54

It moves your your morale for like, you know, two seconds.

SPEAKER_01 46:57

I get a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Even when the gay dude fucking hit on me, it was like, eh, fuck it. Still another human.

SPEAKER_04 47:01

I might have a nice ass. Nice. Still another human. Did I ever tell you what happened with that one? No. I was in Hanks.

SPEAKER_01 47:08

I was in Hanks. Oh, you said it's a key west. No. And uh me and my friends were bullshitting laughing.

SPEAKER_04 47:15

Hanks sounds like a gay bar, dude.

SPEAKER_01 47:16

It's like a dog bar. It's a name after uh the fuck is a dog bar? You could bring whatever dog you could bring your dogs there. Oh and it's very dog friendly. They actually have like treats and shit. And then they're police friendly too, so you can put your patch up there and all that stuff. So it's cool. Yeah. And uh I'm sitting there bullshitting and I'm I'm laughing, and I goes, gay dude comes up to me. He's like, You're being a little loud. To you? Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 47:40

And I was like, who the fuck are you guy?

SPEAKER_01 47:42

So I got a little smile, but I'm like, uh. Then I'm like, I smile at him and I'm kind of chuckling. I'm like, wait a second.

SPEAKER_02 47:50

Are you hitting on me?

SPEAKER_01 47:51

No, I was like, are you serious? Yeah. Or are you fucking joking around? Yeah. I was like, because if you're serious, I'm gonna hit you with this chair. If you're joking around, I'll continue laughing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was joking too, but and then he's like, he's like, oh, you'll definitely beat me up. But I'll eat you all over. Hey, yo. Or something like that.

SPEAKER_05 48:09

Stop.

SPEAKER_01 48:10

I was like, oh and my friends that were with me, they're like, oh, you fucking got you, yo. You're gonna bite you all over.

SPEAKER_02 48:18

Bite your ass.

SPEAKER_01 48:19

I was like, ah, you fucking got me, you fuck. You son of a bitch.

SPEAKER_02 48:24

Dude, I would never live you'll let you live me down, dude. I was like, he got me. What am I gonna do?

SPEAKER_01 48:28

Yeah, I'd say you want to drink or bite a drink. You fucking got me. But I'll bite you all over.

SPEAKER_02 48:34

I was like, oh no! Fuck, I'll eat your ass right here.

SPEAKER_01 48:39

Yeah, that's pretty much what he did. He was a cool dude. I like him. So fucking funny, dude. Yeah, I didn't. He got me good, that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_04 48:46

Dude, I have a picture of uh me at this bar in Massachusetts that it just fucking I was extremely intoxicated. You know, I'm sucking dick for no reason. I'm fucking and I puked everywhere. And I'm like, and I'm like head down on the bar. And there's fucking puke everywhere.

SPEAKER_01 49:08

That's nasty.

SPEAKER_04 49:09

I know.

SPEAKER_01 49:09

I never did that.

SPEAKER_04 49:10

I I I thought I wasn't going to. This was my younger years. This is like learning how to drink.

SPEAKER_01 49:15

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 49:16

Blacked out drunk. I remember I remember get I I remember getting walked out by the security guard.

SPEAKER_01 49:23

I never got walked out.

SPEAKER_04 49:24

Oh, did I? He put me in my car. Like in my passenger seat, yes. I remember my buddy driving, and I remember the security guard like grabbing me by the shoulder and putting me in the car.

SPEAKER_01 49:36

I threw up in my friend's car. He had a brand new Honda Accord, two-door. Yeah. And back in the day, you remember the gold emblems on a car you had to pay extra? He had gold emblems on it. Oh shit. Right? Brand new fucking car. This dude worked his ass off when we were younger. Again, I was I didn't know how to drink, so I was doing Bud Lights. And every time I got a Bud Light, I would drink a shot of tequila.

SPEAKER_05 50:01

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 50:02

I didn't know what I was doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're just dude fucking drunk all over. All over. Then we were at the uh it was an Italian club in Waterbury somewhere. And it was a New Year's, New Year's Eve thing.

SPEAKER_03 50:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:16

And um I had uh a shot glass, a big shot glass, and it said pimp on it. So I was like, yo. I give it to my boy, I was like, hey, give me a shot, whatever. Yeah, yeah. And he puts Jack Daniels in there. I'm like, fuck, I can't do this. So then these girls are like, oh Frank, I remember we were at the high school together, whatever. I was like, oh hey, how are you? And they had their nice, this is like you wore a suit, you got dressed up, they had their nice uh dresses on and everything, looking all nice. And then uh like it's like it was like a tie-in club, but a New Year's Eve thing. Like a ballroom. Yep. And uh I take the shot and it got stuck in my throat.

SPEAKER_02 51:00

So you're coughing.

SPEAKER_01 51:02

I threw up bow tie noodles all over the chick's dress.

SPEAKER_04 51:05

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 51:06

Right in the lobby.

SPEAKER_04 51:07

Poor girl.

SPEAKER_01 51:08

Yeah, yeah. In the lobby. Yeah, in the lobby in front of everybody. Threw up in the lobby. I just ran out. I ran out. My buddy gave me water. I gargled and then came back in. And that was before the night even.

SPEAKER_04 51:22

And was the girl just like standing there?

SPEAKER_01 51:24

Yeah, in shock.

SPEAKER_04 51:25

And you're you're out.

SPEAKER_01 51:27

Yeah, I think Steph might have even knew her, too.

SPEAKER_04 51:29

So what happened with her?

SPEAKER_01 51:30

Nothing. I don't know. I I ran outside, gargled with water. I didn't see her anymore.

SPEAKER_04 51:34

I thought you said you went back inside.

SPEAKER_01 51:35

I did, but I didn't see her again. She was gone. Gone.

SPEAKER_04 51:38

You ruined somebody's night, Frank.

SPEAKER_01 51:40

Yep. Remember when Frank threw up on my dress?

SPEAKER_04 51:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 51:46

I hate throwing.

SPEAKER_04 51:47

Did you know her like personally? Like until this day, like you fucking. No, I don't know. No.

SPEAKER_01 51:52

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 51:52

You knew her then though.

SPEAKER_01 51:54

Well, I recognize her. She recognized me from high school. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 51:58

You ruined her entire like he will remember you forever.

SPEAKER_01 52:01

Yeah, throwing up on her dress. Ha ha. Like that, bitch.

SPEAKER_04 52:05

Dude, I remember the the dude puts me in the car. My buddy, because the buddy that I'm with there with now, like that I went there with, yeah, he didn't know that I lived in Connecticut. Like he knew that I'm from Connecticut, but he didn't know like where I lived. Yeah. So he drove me to his house, right? And left me in the car. Dude, I woke up in so if this was on Saturday, so I woke up Sunday morning in the car, dehydrated. The car was like a hundred degrees. And I'm in the passenger. You could have died. I could have died. Yeah. 100%. And then I didn't know where he lived because this is like an apartment complex. So I'm in the car. The keys are like in the center console or whatever. And I just got in the driver's seat and took off home.

SPEAKER_01 52:55

You just went home. Like fucking up.

SPEAKER_04 52:56

Where the fuck was I gonna go? I didn't know where this guy lived. I was in the middle of a random parking lot.

SPEAKER_01 53:02

Yeah, you could have got raped.

unknown 53:03

I could have. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 53:05

I remember we went to we were in South Norwalk. Yeah. And uh we went to the club. It was me and my buddy Al. Yeah. Went to the club and uh I got hammered.

SPEAKER_03 53:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 53:17

I was like, dude, we're leaving. Right? I was like, yo, you can't drive. Yeah. I said, you're fucking hammered. He's like, you drove here. I was like, no, I didn't. He's like, yeah, you did. I was like, fuck. And then we had to sleep at the maritime center in a fucking car until the until I sobered up in the morning. That's so funny. None of us could drive. We couldn't drive. We're like, dude, you drove here. I was like, fuck, I didn't know.

SPEAKER_04 53:42

And people never thought of like call a taxi.

SPEAKER_01 53:45

Or was it like I don't want to leave my car? That type of thing. We we didn't even think about it.

SPEAKER_02 53:51

We could get home right now, but we could go, but we don't think about it.

SPEAKER_01 53:55

So from Norwalk to Bridgeport, that's a expensive taxi cab ride. Fuck yeah, that'd be real expensive.

SPEAKER_04 54:01

How far is that?

SPEAKER_01 54:03

20 minutes, half hour. It's not that expensive.

SPEAKER_04 54:06

Half oh, half an hour.

SPEAKER_01 54:08

Yeah, when you're paying for fucking and then back in the day, you had to call the taxi cab. We didn't have fucking Uber. No, right.

SPEAKER_04 54:13

You have to call them up and they're like, such and such seven, seven, seven, seven, such and such taxi.

SPEAKER_01 54:18

Yep. Well, this is the bitch I would answer.

SPEAKER_00 54:21

Such and such taxi.

SPEAKER_01 54:22

Wait. Yeah, we need uh taxi. Yeah, where? Yeah, why you got a fucking attitude? Click. You had to be nice to these motherfuckers. I'm in Norwalk at this place. Yep. We'll be there when we get there. Yeah. Click.

SPEAKER_02 54:35

We'll be there in 45 minutes. We'll have somebody nearby.

SPEAKER_01 54:38

Yeah. And then fuck 45 minutes.

SPEAKER_04 54:40

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_01 54:40

Yeah. Yeah. Then they had to dispatch people out. Yep. And they had a fucking attitude. I'm glad you motherfuckers went out of business with Uber. Fuck you and your fucking smoky ass voice, you bitch. Cunt.

SPEAKER_04 54:51

Dude, I remember I went to the same bar. I went to the same bar. This was like maybe like a year later. And same thing. We're drinking, whatever. It's time to go home, right? My buddy, my different guy's driving. He has a girl. Somehow I ended up with a girl. She's on the left side. I don't even remember this girl. She looked very hot. Yeah. Right? I don't even remember her, but I'm like blacked out. And all I and all I remember is me trying to find the button for the window. Oh no. And he has a brand new BMW. It was like a fucking like three series. Yeah. But white interior. Like an Alcantara fucking white interior, dude. I'm pressing, I'm trying looking for the button. The window goes down and I yak out the window.

SPEAKER_01 55:42

Had to come back in.

SPEAKER_04 55:43

And he's like, oh, you good? And I'm like, yeah, I'm good. We are thinking that I made it out the window.

SPEAKER_01 55:51

Nothing made it out of the window. Fuck that. I'm like, oh we gotta get this shit clean.

SPEAKER_04 55:54

Yeah, but listen, but I didn't know. So he so I guess like I'm assuming like half of it get made out of the window. And he he thought we thought so too. We didn't, it didn't like at least from my perspective, I'm blacked out. Yeah. I didn't think you know that it smelled or whatever. He drops off the girls, he then drops me off, and then I see him like a week later. He's like, oh you know, you threw up all inside my car.

SPEAKER_01 56:19

Nasty. We were in uh we were coming back from Stanford, yeah. And my boys are drunk. I was I didn't really drink that much, but we went and I was fine. Yeah, I didn't even have anything to drink. And I'm driving, I'm like, I'm at the diner, I'm hungry.

SPEAKER_00 56:34

Yeah. So they're all hammered, and they're like, Yeah, let's go to the diner.

SPEAKER_01 56:38

So we go, yeah, and I'm at a stoplight, and I see the diner.

SPEAKER_05 56:42

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 56:43

One stoplight before the diner, and I had a Mazda MPV. So the rear door opened up like a regular door. It didn't open, it didn't slide back. So my buddy had to throw up. So he opens the fucking door and the car smashes into my fucking door. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 57:01

Fuck you.

SPEAKER_01 57:02

Then so my door got a little bent, but it was able to shut. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And uh the other car backs up and fucking takes off. I was like, thank God. Thank God, dude. No nothing. Right, right, right. Or it was hammered and fucking took off. Everybody's hammered. Thank God. I was like, good. Because it would have been my fault that would have had to fucking pay for this shit. I wasn't hammered or anything. I didn't like I said, I didn't drink that much.

SPEAKER_04 57:30

When you when Uber first came out, I remember I I drove for Uber, right? And uh this and this was like I did that shit for like a week and I was like, fuck this. I'm never you drove for Uber? I drove for Uber when it first came out. This is years ago. Like I never knew that. Yeah. Um loser. Sorry. Sorry. You know, you gotta do what you gotta do when you're fucking losing when you're poor. Sorry, Frank, I was poor.

SPEAKER_01 57:55

Silver spoon in my mouth, bitch.

SPEAKER_04 57:56

That's right. And uh my parents didn't own a business. So then uh so then uh I remember it was like fucking it was like midnight, and just you know, I get a call to go to West Hartford. So I was nearby already. So how it works is like it gives you all the people that that are nearby. If you're not nearby, then if you're the only guy and there's a call, you know, there's a little thing like fucking 15 minutes away, you gotta drive the 15 minutes or whatever. But anyway, so I'm in West Hartford. And at the time it didn't give you like the picture or whatever of the person, it would give you like a name. Yeah. And when you're picking up people at a bar, you just go, hey, is this your name? Yeah, okay, and you get in. Now I guess like you gotta give a pin number, whatever the fuck. It's yeah, it's better now, yeah, from what I hear. So I pick up you know, this chick is blasted. This little white girl, blasted. She's like early 20s by herself. Yeah. And I'm like, is this uh are you fucking whatever? It was like a last name, too. It wasn't like a first name. And she goes, Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. And I'm like, okay. So then I drove the direction that the Uber app is telling me. She was like, This is not where I live. And then on the screen, it then goes, mind you, she's blacked out. Like she's just like she like opens her eyes, she's like, I don't live here.

SPEAKER_01 59:23

Like, where the fuck do you live?

SPEAKER_04 59:25

So then the screen goes black and it says, Um, your Uber has been canceled. So like the person that I was supposed to pick up canceled. You picked up the wrong person. I picked up the wrong person at the bar. Oh no. And the other person was at another on another fucking Uber. So then I'm like, now I have a drunk girl in my car that doesn't know where the fuck she is.

SPEAKER_01 59:54

And you have You're not supposed to have her in your car.

SPEAKER_02 59:56

I'm not supposed to have her in the car either.

SPEAKER_01 59:59

I'm like, nope. What else?

SPEAKER_04 1:00:02

So there's the so there's a Puerto Rican guy with a little white girl in the back of his car that's blacked out drunk.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:09

Yeah, dude. You would have been felony.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:10

100%.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:12

You'd be on probation.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:13

So then I'm like, where yeah, 100%. I'm like, where do you live? She was like, I don't know where I'm at. And then, dude, it was it took me an hour to find out where she lived. So this is my gas.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:26

I would have dropped her off at the police station.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:27

I yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:29

Well, I didn't know any better.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:30

Well, now we know, but I'm like, now you're gonna go sit in this lobby. I'm not fighting.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:33

So you're like, get the fuck out of my car.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:34

Yeah. Yeah. This is the safest place for me to drop her off.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:37

Uh, Mr. Frank, police officer, get this bitch out of my fucking car.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:41

Like, dude, she's blacked out drunk.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:43

Yeah, she was the wrong Uber. Sorry, I can't take her home.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:46

About to drop her off at the hospital or somewhere safe.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:48

I'm like, see her. Yeah. Now I know.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:50

Fuck. I couldn't do that Uber shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:53

Dude, so then here I am freaking out. I'm like, one, what do I do?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:57

Two, where the fuck does this bitch live? Who is she? How the fuck did she get into my job? Fuck that.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:04

No, I couldn't. No way. No Ubers.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:07

Yeah. But I ended up finding out, you know, her actual address and I fucking dropped her off.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:11

A lot of the motherfuckers getting shot too. Yeah. You see that shit? Yeah. I don't I don't know. How do you act up or or try to shoot something?

SPEAKER_04 1:01:18

Somebody else's car.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:20

When there's cameras right in front of you. Yes. Like, what the fuck do you think is gonna happen?

SPEAKER_04 1:01:24

I need to get one of those cameras. Well, like this how the economy is going. I might have to go back to Uber. Who the fucking knows now? Fuck that. Hell no.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:33

I would uh I wouldn't do that. No? No. You wouldn't drive. You wouldn't. It's your car. Driving Uber? No way. Whatever. Nope.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:45

I remember we went to a uh It's not as bad as it as it seems.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:48

No, I'm not doing that. I just don't want to be with fucking people. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:52

Well on your Honda, you're not. You're not taking the Mercedes out, you know?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:56

No. But the uh we took an Uber and it was a Tesla that picked us up, which was pretty cool. Yeah. And the lady's like, well, I think it's a good one. Oh yeah. She's like, I rent it from Uber. Or she leases it from Uber, yeah. So she's like, watch this. So she hits the button. And we're on the fucking highway.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:16

Pretty much.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:18

So she's like, watch this. She hits a button, does something. Yeah, yeah. And then she fucking just puts Indian style with her legs up and turns around and she's talking to me on the highway. I'm like, What? Yeah, what are you doing? Yeah, she's like, it's driving itself right now.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:33

I don't like that. Yeah, please don't do that. I don't want to talk to you to begin with. I was like, this is cool, but turn around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please. I'm having a conversation back here.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:41

She's like, no, we're good. I'm like, okay, like it. Yeah, we're good. Turn the fuck around. I remember I was in another Uber, and I'm pretty sure this dude was as drunk as I was driving. Because we're driving, it's like he's hitting the center thing. Hey, are you good, dude? I was like, hey!

unknown 1:02:59

Hey!

SPEAKER_01 1:02:59

You're not supposed to hit those. I was like, and then I was like, you know what? I'm just gonna go to sleep. Yeah, yeah. If I'm fucking limber, I'll be alright.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:08

If we crash any and I'm fucking asleep, that'll be better.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:12

Steph lost her buzz. No, most of the time, you know what? When we're in an Uber, it's because we want to drink, we go out, and we don't want to drive. Right, right, right. Dude, every fucking time I look over at Steph and she's knocked the fuck out.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:28

That happens with fucking games.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:29

Every fucking time I'm like girl, too. So I'm just sitting here. Alright, good. Yep. And then I always get lectured on Uber safety by the driver.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:37

Every time.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:38

Every fucking time.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:39

Every time.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:40

You know, you gotta do this, you gotta do that. It's safety first. I'm like, yeah, thank you. What do you do for a lambing? I'm a waiter.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:48

Where do you work?

SPEAKER_01 1:03:49

Oh, all over the place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not fucking telling you shit. No.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:53

But when 'cause you never know nowadays. Nowadays, it's not if you tell somebody you're a cop, they might fucking try to fucking fight you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:00

Yeah. Yeah. But I think if you're I think it does help out if they know you're a cop, because they might not try any crazy shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:11

Depends.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:11

As much.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:12

Depends on the person. You gotta evaluate where you are, where you are.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:15

Yeah, oh yeah, definitely. You know. But I think overall, let's say they wanted to kidnap you, they might be like, I'm not gonna do that. Yeah, nah, fuck that. Because think about it. Let's say they say, uh, Mr. Smith, regular civilian, he's been kidnapped. Yeah, they're gonna send people out. Right, right, right. They say, police officer has been kidnapped.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:36

You're gonna have fucking everyone.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:37

The government's coming after you.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:39

Yeah, you're gonna have fucking every fucking department coming after you. Right. And every that's still something I I uh I know would happen. You know what I mean? Yeah. Oh, yeah, you're gonna have fucking everybody. Right. Imagine if they called our place and said, hey, uh, do you have any information on this person? He's been kidnapped.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:58

Yeah. Everybody's looking.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:59

Everybody's looking out for that.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:00

Everything stops. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:03

Yeah. Everything stops.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:05

Let's say I got like, yo, you fucked up this time. Yeah, right. Oh, yeah. I mean, I ain't that important, but I kind of am now. Right. Yeah. A police officer and his wife hasn't been seen. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:18

They were last seen in this Honda. Every Honda and the entire stadium would be pulled over.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:23

Fucked. Yes. They are all fucked. You can have state police, local police, possibly fucking uh federal. Yeah. Police officer gets kidnapped. Oh fucking shit. That's the one thing that's so that I could see that.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:39

Or even if I mean, I know the fact, you know, if they don't like you, they're gonna try to fuck around with you. Yeah. But I think even overseas, sometimes they might not fuck around as much because like, uh, fucking cop from the United States.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:53

Because it'll just get a lot of coverage. Yes. And they don't want that shit. Right. You ever see when the um The cart these this family or something was out either in Mexico or Dominican, I don't know, whatever the fuck cartels are. And uh they're out, and then let's say it's uh Lewis's cartel, I don't know. Sure, right? Lewis's cartel in Mexico.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:19

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:20

Emporium, yeah, you know, LLC. Yeah. So Lewis's cartel, or whatever it is, fucking shot up this fucking bus and killed the fucking people in there.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:32

But it was mistaken identity and shit like that.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:35

It's a bunch of cops.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:36

Or something, whatever, like an American family or something.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:39

That cartel was like beheading everybody that was involved in that. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:43

Killed all those motherfuckers. We're sorry we uh did that. Yeah, and I think they made it known like we took care of them. Yeah. So, you know, just let you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, they have their military, they're fucking no joke, but they don't want that fucking heat from uh American government or any other government. Yeah, they can't. Especially nowadays.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:02

Yeah, they're like, fuck that. Trump's gonna fucking nuke us if they find that shit out.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:06

I mean, the cartels are no joke, but you send Delta Force in there.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:10

Y'all they're fucking you're done. Done. Everybody's done.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:15

That's how the um the new generation cartels started. It's a bunch of fucking guys that got trained by Delta Force. Yeah. Yeah. So like their so Delta Force trained like their version of Delta Force, like their military guys, and then they were the because I don't know if people know, but you could pretty much take over uh like the nation with like 12 Delta guys.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:40

That's what that's what I heard.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:42

So these guys that were training their version of Delta Force was like, we can just take this shit over. And they literally that's what they did. They took it over. They just took it over.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:51

That's it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:51

That's crazy. That's the guy, those are the guys that um El Chapo's son. The military had captured him, and then they killed everybody and recaptured the fucking son. No shit. Took over the entire city, like until they found him, took him back. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:08

I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:08

Yeah, it's insane.

unknown 1:08:09

Damn.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:10

They said there was a guy who said, uh, you ever see him? He's I think he was a Navy SEAL or something. He was a sniper. Black dude with dreads. I love his stories. He got good stories. And he's like, they said, What's better? Navy SEALs or this? He's like, or how can you tell Navy SEAL or Delta or whatever? He's like, Navy SEALs go in there to get you, everybody's dead. Like they'll kill everybody. Just anything that comes in front of them.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:34

Delta is gonna be a good thing.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:35

They'll tell you about it. Yeah, they'll write a book.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:38

If Delta Force goes in there, he said, if they gotta kill somebody, they will, but they'll just go in there, take the fucking dude out.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:44

They'll take your you wouldn't even know.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:46

Yeah, you're not even fucking, they're in and out. Quick. And he goes, he said he was working with the water.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:50

And nobody would know about it.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:51

Yeah, he said he was working with the Delta, this Delta guy. And he said the speed is insane. That he went into the house or building, got the fucking thing, and then out. He's like, this dude was sprinting the whole time. Yeah. Did his fucking job and then he was out. He's like, the speed was crazy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:09

Because how it works is like you have like I don't know anything about that type of shit. The Navy SEA, yeah. So you have like the Navy SEALs, Rangers, which can technically fall under special operations. Um you have like fucking uh the PJs, the fucking Marine uh Marsock, um for those are all special operations. Yeah. But Delta, right? If you're let's say a ranger, they pick and choose who goes to Delta. Yeah. So it's not like like from the special operations community itself. So it's you can't just be a normal guy and go in there from the army and go in.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:58

They have to they take the best out of all of them.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:00

The best out of the best. They choose them, they pick them, then they go there.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:05

Holy shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:05

Yeah, it's not like uh you can't try, you can you're so Delta has a tryout portion, but it's not like the Navy SEALs, like Buds. Like Navy SEAL BUDS is like regular Navy guys, they try out, yeah, and they can get in.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:22

So would the SEALs be entry level?

SPEAKER_04 1:10:25

I mean, they have not really, but you have DevGrew, which is a development group, which is like uh SEAL Team 6, like that shit. They are also hand selected for that position.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:37

So if so there's like regular Navy SEAL teams? There's different there's different SEA teams, SEAL team one, SEAL team two, they so are those different levels, or are they just like this is one team, this is another team?

SPEAKER_04 1:10:47

We have so they all cover, so it's like is one better than the other?

SPEAKER_01 1:10:51

One team better than the other?

SPEAKER_04 1:10:52

So technically, Dev um I mean on paper, SEAL team six is the best. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:00

Oh damn.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:01

Um but again, I'm not a Navy SEAL, I can't tell you a hundred percent. I'm sure that there's intricacies with everything. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Um but typically um people that get chosen for the development group and for Delta, those are special, like these are like top one percent of the one percent of the one percent.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:22

Damn.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:22

Yeah. So like um then you have like the PJs, which are like the medical special forces. So these are like the Air Force guys that pull people out from situations. So like the PJs, so pararescue jumpers, those were the guys that were looking for the supposed you know fucking pilot that fucking dropped in Iran or whatever. Damn.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:50

That's crazy. Chuck Norris was Chuck Norris was a Delta Force guy.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:56

Was he? I think it was a movie, it wasn't real. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:01

But I think he did was I think he did Delta Force. I'm gonna watch that shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:06

Yeah.

unknown 1:12:07

Delta Force.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:07

Yeah, so if you look at like the Green Berets and like the Rangers and um I can't think of the of their uh the Night Stalkers. Those are like the pilots for the Army. Night Stalker? Yeah, those are like the helicopter pilots. Oh, yeah. The ones that flew the helicopters into like the Osama uh camp. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So those were like flying those special helicopters and shit. That's the night stalkers. Those are they fall under special forces also. No shit. So all those guys get chosen, right? They you know, you can be in, you know, a Green Beret or a Ranger or uh or a Night Stalker for 15 years, and then the then Delta Force is like, alright, hey, we want you. Because all Delta Force, they're all like older dudes, they're not like 20 something year olds. Yeah, they have like 10 years of experience in fucking special forces.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:58

You ever see the dude with the tattoos on his neck, white guy? He's even got fucking gold fronts and shit. He's probably about my age or younger. But he was a Navy SEAL. Yeah. He gets arrested for like getting to this big bar fight or whatever.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:14

A lot of Navy SEALs get arrested.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:16

Yeah. Yeah. He got in trouble. Yeah. And then he got in trouble, and then they found out about steroids or something like that, and then he was out. Then he got kicked out. Then he joined like the British or something like that.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:29

He's a French Legion. Yeah. Yeah, French Foreign Legion.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:33

They just walked up to the door, he's like, I want to join.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:35

So French Foreign Legion is fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:37

That's what, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:38

Because anybody can join. Yeah. But then they change your name. They change everything. You gotta go through like a fucking improv. They beat the shit out of you.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:45

Yeah, it's fucking they gave me the best name ever. I was like John Denver. I don't know what the fuck name it was. It was like it was the best name ever.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:52

But you see like KKK dudes that are tatted from the head down, and they're like, I just want a new name for myself, and then they're fighting in the foreign league. Yeah, it's fucking insane.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:00

He said it liked it.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:01

Yeah. I couldn't do that shit. Oh, fuck. Oh, run it at a time.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:07

Yeah. But uh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:09

You know about the Navy SEALs that fucking fought the Green Beret and killed them? When was this? This was at a bar, or I think it not at a bar. It was in a room a few years ago. I think it was two Navy SEALs that didn't get along with this or the this something happened where the where the Green Beret found out about something, right? That they didn't want him to talk, but they ended up killing him. Holy shit. Damn. I gotta find the story. Fucking dipshits.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:43

Fucking dipshits.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:55

In twenty seventeen, uh Staff Sergeant Logan Melgar, U.S. Army Green Brewery, was founded from his association in the US Embassy. Damn, dude! Yep. In Mali, where he resided with other special forces members. Investigations later determined his death stemmed from either an attempt to conceal theft and corruption by his killers or a botch hazing incident. And the killers were two Navy SEAL team six guys.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:24

Damn, stupid asses. So it took two Navy SEALs to kill one Green Beret. Holy shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:30

And apparently he was gonna like talk to them about some corruption that they were doing. So I'm assuming so a lot of a lot of special forces, a lot of people don't know that special forces guys are always caught smuggling drugs for fucking cartels because they got the skills to do that shit. It's not the skills. Navy SEAL guys and you know Green Berets, when they go on an American carrier or a fucking plane, they don't get searched, buddy. They got the little pass. You don't fucking touch them, you don't talk to them, they don't do they just fucking show you the path and they they keep walking.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:04

They go right through.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:04

Yeah, there's I mean, there's been plenty of incidents where uh like you'll see guys in like a fucking polo and fucking some little cry, like the a pants, like the tactical pants, and with a fucking giant beard, and you get like a fucking colonel, and he'll be like, You're out of fucking regulations, what the fuck? Oh yeah, I heard about that, yeah. And the guy just keeps walking by. He's like, nah. Who the fuck are you? Like you're a nobody. Like you can be a fucking general and not give it away. But I don't talk to you. Yeah, I don't you're not in my chain of computer.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:34

I mean one guy, I it was uh it's probably the same thing you heard that from. I was like, the guy said, uh my beard, I had this, I had that, and the guy came up to me and I was like, But that happens more often than people think. You got a uniform, he's like, Yeah, okay. Yeah. All right, bye.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:48

You'll get like a random fucking like E5 or like a sergeant, right? E5, or that'll try to talk to a dude.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:56

Talk down to him?

SPEAKER_04 1:16:57

Yeah, and this guy's like an E7 or you know, whatever. Yeah, and he's like, Who the fuck are you? Like you're nobody, and he just walks away. Just walks away. All the time.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:07

And yeah, he's probably not not even at that base all the time. He's probably just there for whatever. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:12

It doesn't happen as much now because people know the stories and shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:16

But it happens to me every once in a while. Yeah. Yeah. Hey Frank, get your shit together. I'd be such a bully. If I was if I was like a navy SEAL or something, I'd be at the bar showing all everybody. Even if I was Delta Force. I'm a Delta Force guy. You're not supposed to tell everybody. I'm telling everybody.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:34

Delta Force! Like Justy Ventura. Yeah. Just telling everybody I'm a Duncan. I'm the governor of Minnesota.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:41

Governor Minnesota Navy STIO.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:44

He did a lot of shit for his own. Yeah, well. Alright, we have to cut it short because I gotta go fucking. I don't want to say what I gotta do. Yeah, right. Alright, we're out of here. Peace.