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SPECIAL FORCES IN FLORIDA! #106
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Join Frank Nasty and Charlie Mike as they discuss everything from Liberal dogs, special forces, moving to Florida, colognes from back in the day, being drunk and throwing up on hot chicks. Im sure they spoke about other things but Im drinking at a bar while I edit and post their show. Enjoy fuckers!
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Welcome, welcome, welcome.
SPEAKER_02Hello.
SPEAKER_01This is your host, one of them. Right there. Okay, we could be in Florida right now. We could be in Florida. But we didn't hear a fucking cold basement. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02It's 40 fucking degrees now. We have a heater.
SPEAKER_01A heater. Fucking heater. The first thing to do does he doesn't care to pay the fucking bill. He just cut it in like my fucking heater. And run the 14,000 watt fucking heater. No, I'm I need to be toast. I was like, fuck, I give up already. He started doing that shit in the middle of the winter. I was like, I don't even care anymore. This fucking freezing is bitch too. Well, real quick. Um So I was. I have fat liberal neighbors. And I'm convinced that. Yeah. Really? Well, no, no, no, no. Not the ones close next next to me.
SPEAKER_04Oh, on the top.
SPEAKER_01They're like on the top. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They got the big fence or whatever.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, they didn't like the music I was playing when I came in. Oh no, wait. At the top top with the line No, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_01That dude's cool. Oh, okay. It's I think next door to him.
SPEAKER_03Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_01So then uh it's 9 40, no, 9 30 at night. And they're quite a distance away from me. Yeah. So I had the window shut, watching TV, about to go to bed. I hear their fucking dog barking. Okay. Dog didn't stop till 11 o'clock.
SPEAKER_03That would piss me off.
SPEAKER_01Right? Yeah. I'm like, if I wasn't so lazy, I'd knock on a fucking door. Or just let the dogs loose. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Open the cage. Bye. Go. Go run away. Right. But I left them a nice little note. Did you really? Yeah. Oh. But I had to sneak in there because they got a they got a camera. So I snuck in there. I was like, uh, oh wait, let me see.
SPEAKER_00I have it written down. Where's my phone?
SPEAKER_04I got it here. They're actually viewers, so they're gonna know who you are. Or listeners.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm convinced that liberals don't give a fuck about anybody but themselves. And the reason why I know they're liberals.
SPEAKER_04I don't think it's the liberal. I think it's just fucking well in general. Yeah. Well, nobody gives a fuck anymore.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. I'm just maybe it's because they're fat.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there's fat people on both sides of the aisle.
SPEAKER_01Yes. You're right. You're right. Voice of reason. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe it's because I've just been.
SPEAKER_04Because if you think about it, no offense to the listeners, but if you look at like the fucking Midwest, like, come on.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. You know? You're right. So I said, please bring your dogs inside when they bark excessively. The common occurrence throughout the day and night. They barked for 45 minutes last night. Respect your neighbors. That's right. Uh they don't work from home like you do and actually have to wake up in the morning to go to work.
SPEAKER_02You said this?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Holy shit, dude. Yeah, but I printed it out. I thought you like took the time and handwrote that shit.
SPEAKER_01No, I printed it out. I gotta say it, so I'll just do it again. That's so funny. I'll edit it and I put it in their mailbox. So I I walked towards them and then the garage started opening, so I just walked back. That's a funny. I walked back and then I waited. Yeah. I was like, all right, the garage.
SPEAKER_04So I tuck and rolled into their fucking garage and left the notes.
SPEAKER_01No, I put it in their mailbox. Oh. I was too scared. I saw the I saw the rank camera. I was like, Because I blast my music in the summer, but they're not gonna really hear it. Right. And nobody really and I don't once like 11 o'clock hits, if it's a Friday or Saturday, I lower it anyway. But their fucking dog on a fucking school night, no.
SPEAKER_04That's crazy.
SPEAKER_01You act like you go to school. Work. You know, work. I'm one of those people that have to get up in the morning to fuck. And his TV, I can see his TV on all the time. It's always on. From here? Yeah. You can see it glowing. He's got a fucking billionaire TV. Yeah.
SPEAKER_0290-inch TV.
SPEAKER_01And he's like, he's gotta be three two or three hundred, two hundred yards away.
SPEAKER_04How old is this guy?
SPEAKER_01My age. Well, they're they're fat, so they might look older.
SPEAKER_04But they're not like they're not in their 70s.
SPEAKER_01No, no, no, no. And I have nothing wrong with fat people. Yeah. It's just those fat people.
SPEAKER_04But um Are those type of fat people like uh Key West or like any like they're all over.
SPEAKER_01Really? But not like mean, not like no. It's they're all like you said, everybody's everywhere. Everybody's everywhere. And then so that happens. Then I gotta cut my grass. Yeah. So I have a flat tire on the John Deere. Of course. I'm like, fuck it, I don't care anymore. You saw my grass when you pulled in. I don't care. Then I'm like, I thought you had a landscaper. No, he just does the uh chemicals.
SPEAKER_04Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_01So then I'm uh looking at my rows of Sharon that have been growing for many years. And I had between my rows of Sharon, three more sprouts grow up. Yeah and they've been growing for two years. Or yeah, about two years. They're starting to get thick and they're gonna almost make a nice uh wall of flowers. Yeah. I'm like, I look, I'm like, what the fuck is my shit?
SPEAKER_00Gone?
SPEAKER_01No. Yep. My neighbors next to her, they're good people, but she cut the fucking and looked at the rest of my shit. She cut all the stuff on her side. Yeah. She wasn't being mean, but she just didn't pay attention. Ask me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't fuck. So now what I did was there's other sprouts grown. I was so mad. I was I woke up in the morning. Yeah. I'm like, first thing I thought of, you cut my sprouts. Yeah. My whatever you want to call it. So yesterday, I made a little on my 3D printer. I made a little fence.
SPEAKER_04A little makeshift fence?
SPEAKER_01And then I put it all along the fucking my shit. Touch my shit. And I put a whole bunch of stones.
SPEAKER_02That's so funny. To block them off.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, you'll see it when you take off, you'll see it. Yeah. Fuck. That's so fuck, dude. I was so mad. So because I was looking forward to it. I was like, oh, those are gonna sprout nice flowers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gonna make like a hedge, like a you know, they can't see inside. Right, right, right, right. And then I look, oh, so then I look. If you're listening, I still like you guys, but then I look, I look to the left, yeah, and it's all cleared out, and it's like almost like a walkway into my yard. I'm like, yo.
unknownWhat the fuck?
SPEAKER_01Fuck that.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_01So then I had a whole bunch of uh branch fell.
SPEAKER_04Dude, I had a branch fall today too.
SPEAKER_01Well, yeah, so mine must have fallen when we went to Georgia. Yeah. And I see it and it was big. I'm like, fuck. So I cut that up and made like a fucking fence along the side. I'll show you all that. That's so funny. So that was my day. Yesterday and the day before.
SPEAKER_04Dude, it's too cold for the forest this time of the year.
SPEAKER_01I like it. Yeah, you're looking at Key West, so let's go to Key West.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, we should.
SPEAKER_01Let's see what's going on at Key West.
SPEAKER_04If I could go on my dude, yesterday I went to two carnivals. Oh there's um there's one in Milford next to the their mall. Oh damn, you went all the way over there? Post mall, and then we went to the Meriden Daffodil Festival. It's like another little like carnival thing. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, it's not too bad. But it was fucking freezing at the end of the night. Yeah, fuck that. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I can't believe you went all the way to uh whatchamacallit.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I was I was actually on the way to IKEA and then I looked up what time they closed, and it was like seven o'clock at night, and it was already like five thirty, and I was like, it's gonna take us more than two hours to go through IKEA. Yeah. So then we I looked up like if there was a mall in New Haven. Yeah, and I was like, oh, this is like ten minutes down the road, whatever. I just went there.
SPEAKER_01I'm familiar with that spot. Let's see. I am not. Yeah. I haven't been there in years. Yeah. Oh shit.
SPEAKER_04That that mall is actually not bad. The post mall is better than fucking like look at Buckley Hills, it's fucking falling apart.
SPEAKER_01That mall's been there forever. We used to go there all the time. This is uh Key West uh Hogsbreath.
SPEAKER_00Congrats. Ah shit.
SPEAKER_01But moving too fast.
SPEAKER_00This is where I want to be right now.
SPEAKER_01What time is it?
SPEAKER_04Almost one o'clock.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, look at everybody having fun drinking. The crowd gets younger as like all the time goes by and they go for their naps.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01They open it. These old motherfuckers open it. Ah, fuck.
SPEAKER_04Dude. It's gonna be 80 degrees tomorrow, I think. Oh, yeah, training tomorrow. Oh. Must be nice.
SPEAKER_01I had to take a fucking day off.
SPEAKER_04Because every time we have training. Tuesday is supposed to be like in the 80s.
SPEAKER_01Every time we have Tuesday? Yeah. 76. Every time we have training, I gotta go to the doctors. Never fails. I'm like, fuck. I use like two days for that shit. That's so funny. Oh, Tuesday. We should just let this play the whole time. You want. Pretend we're like we're at the Key West.
SPEAKER_04What made you go to Key West in the beginning?
SPEAKER_01Friends went and we're like, fuck it, we'll go.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Check it out. Now I'm in love with Key West. I don't know if I'd live there though. I'd have to travel the whole Key West. Like the whole island. No, that whole island. Oh, okay. Like the side streets and everything. Yeah. So we found uh there's like hole in the wall fucking bars and shit in Key West. Yeah. But I think what they were saying, some of the uh locals are getting priced out of Key West.
SPEAKER_04Oh, I'm sure.
SPEAKER_01Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah. And that was like a lot of complaints. Like, oh, this is my parents' house, this is my house. But then, you know.
SPEAKER_02They offered me a million and a half dollars, and I couldn't say no. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01So they fucking offer them the money and then they're out. But dude, I'm telling you, there's a so you have Duvall Street and you have Hogs Breath and you have all this shit here.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Then uh it reminds me of Key West reminds me, Duvall Street reminds me of like a nice Myrtle Beach. Like with the fucking all the shit there, all the stores and all that bullshit. Yeah. You know what I mean? But then uh the side streets, there's nice houses, there's like hole-in-the-wall bars and stuff like that. Yeah. That you're like, damn, this I'm a little nervous to get in this motherfucker. That's Key West. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then uh I told you we went to that bar, I was in a parking lot. Yes. When I had the martini, but I was like, put it in a red cup for me, so I don't look like a fucking homosexual. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Homosexual. And she's like, yeah, no problem. What do you want? I said, a cosmo, please. I love Cosmos. I said, but do me a favor, put in like a beer glass. Right. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hook a brother up. Oh, yeah, no problem. She gives me a biggest fucking martini glass.
unknownLook at him.
SPEAKER_01Here's your martini star. And everybody starts staring. It's pretty much like this. Yeah, this is all covered. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But picture the parking lot.
SPEAKER_02This guy's getting a fucking martini.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. And not as nice as that. Yeah, right. I was like, and they're like, we have hot dogs inside if you want to get a hot dog.
SPEAKER_04And then I have one with my fucking Cosmo fleet.
SPEAKER_01So then we they had like hot dogs and sandwiches and shit inside. And uh I was like, nah, I don't want, I'm good. And then I walked to like, let's say I'm at the bar here. And then I walked around the corner, but it was at the other place. And they had the old school TV set up with the big back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like radiation coming off of the motherfucker. Two of those. One dude's watching Little House on the Prairie. The other motherfucker's watching like some sports, and they're sitting there with like a fucking on recliners. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. And there was like a bulldog there. And I was like, what are you guys doing? Yeah, yeah. What are you guys doing? Watch Little House on the Prairie. It's pretty good. I haven't seen this in years. You wanna court?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you want to hang out?
SPEAKER_01I was like, all right. So then Steph's like, what are you guys doing?
SPEAKER_04The owner.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Yeah. But there was like the cable wires were everywhere. It's like it must have been it must have been dope back in like 1982.
SPEAKER_04Have a couple cigars, you know, hang out.
SPEAKER_01It was nice. But uh the lady, so it was um the people we went with, they knew somebody, an older lady that was one of their clients. Yeah. It's like, oh, come this way. Fucking millionaire, probably.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01This chick. And she's sitting at this fucking dive bar.
SPEAKER_03That's crazy.
SPEAKER_01Millionaire at the dive bar, just chilling. I guarantee those motherfuckers had stupid cash in there.
SPEAKER_04Do they have their own police department?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, they do. Yep.
SPEAKER_04Oh, that must be a nice fucking That's a good gig.
SPEAKER_01Dude.
SPEAKER_04That must be.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. I saw him arrest a couple people. There was like a domestic inside a bar. Yeah. And oh, the father. Okay. So we're sitting outside this bar. I think it was like Rick's or something. Yeah. And um we're sitting out on this. This dude had to be like 25 and he's crying. Yeah. I'm like, oh, is he crying? So now once we see him crying, we're like, oh, I'm watching this shit. I don't know what's going on. And the cops are there and they're talking to him.
SPEAKER_04And then uh all of a sudden, get your affairs ready, you're coming with us.
SPEAKER_01Well, no, he was fine. Oh. And then they go into the bar and they're escorting this guy out. Nothing, no scene or anything. Same guy that's crying. No, an older guy. Oh. I'm like, oh, what if it was his boyfriend? No, it was his dad, and his dad got mad at him, punched him in the face. So I asked the cap, was he, oh, what happened?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I was like, you know, I I work here and there, blah, blah, blah. He was like, fucking dude, the son mouthed off to the dad, but then the dad punched him in the face in front of everybody. So it's like, ah, you know how it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04I was like, oh, good for you. Nice.
unknownGood.
SPEAKER_04You don't see a lot of dads fucking punching their kids anymore. Not at a bar. Oh, that too.
SPEAKER_01Fucking smash the shit out of his ass. Good. Good. He probably deserved it. Fucking jerk off. But it was uh, I love Key West.
SPEAKER_04Dude, it looks like a nice little area.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it is nice.
SPEAKER_04Navy Gateway Inns. Like that military navy, or is that just like a name? I don't know if you don't know.
SPEAKER_01Where the fuck? Ooh. They were um when we were there, they had the jets flying over. Dude, those fucking things are loud. Oh yeah. Holy shit. They were going back and forth for like the they do it every once in a while, they said. Exercise. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_04Naval Air Station Key West. Oh, dude, I could probably get a little get a gig. Not a gig. Transfer. But like uh I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. They usually have like military, like uh like little hotels or whatever. I could probably get in and oh yeah, probably. Yeah, they have um cheaper than fucking getting something at Key West.
SPEAKER_01I think we saw it. I think we saw it going to the airport. They had a military base.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And they had the housing and everything. Yeah, I'm pretty sure we saw it going to the airport. Yep. It's right near the airport.
SPEAKER_042.2 million dollar house.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, well.
SPEAKER_04Must be nice.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, you're almost there. You can afford it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Yeah, 300 grand. Yeah, like we said, I made allegedly 300 grand off of this.
SPEAKER_04Allegedly, you you could. That's a good deal.
SPEAKER_01At least. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Because it's what? 20? Well, you would do either 10 or 20%. What's fucking?
SPEAKER_01I don't know. I think I don't know if I would do a condo.
SPEAKER_04Is it a condo? I don't know if I would do a condo. There's a four million dollar house. Four point seven million dollars.
SPEAKER_00I don't have that.
SPEAKER_04Five four point nine million dollar house. Look at this shit.
SPEAKER_00Look at that. It's fucking nice, dude. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Fuck it. We stayed near your uh near mile zero. What's that? I don't know. It's like famous, but I don't know what the fuck it is. It's like the start of whatever I-95 or something, maybe?
SPEAKER_04This is like a nice little house in Puerto Rico.
SPEAKER_01I wonder if it's the start of I-95. Does I-95 go through? Is that I-95? I don't know. But it was some highway. Maybe it's the start. But we were right there. Right behind Duvall Street. Yeah. Oh, so beautiful. Hold on. Let me hear it.
unknownUh uh.
SPEAKER_01Hi Xbreath. If you want, we could come and do a show over there.
SPEAKER_04Oh, dude, that'd be sick.
SPEAKER_01We'll do a show when they go on fucking when they go on their half-hour breaks.
SPEAKER_04Yep.
SPEAKER_01That'd be good. That'd be nice. They got a little stage.
SPEAKER_04Dude, have you been noticing that time goes by faster as you age?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, because we're fucking old.
SPEAKER_04And we have I feel like the day goes by like instantly now.
SPEAKER_01That's because we're we are consciously aware of the time.
SPEAKER_04I don't think so. Sometimes I I lose track of time, but it's like I'll wake up, let's just say Well now with the baby, I'll wake up at like 10. Yeah. Right? And I'll go to but I'll go to sleep at like six in the morning. So I'll sleep for like fucking two, four or two to four hours, right? Yeah. If if the if I wake up at ten, I might wake up at like eleven or twelve. But then I'll do something with my girl or my family, and I'll look at the time. It's already nine o'clock at night.
SPEAKER_01I'm like, what the fuck happened? Yesterday, the same thing happened to us. I looked at the time, it was 5 30. I'm like, what day's over?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, that's it.
SPEAKER_01But I didn't want to go anywhere, and I was just sitting on the couch the whole time.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah. And then you try to go outside, and then it's fucking 40 fucking degrees out still.
SPEAKER_01Yep. We went out. Wait, what was it? Friday, maybe? Did we go outside Friday? Friday we went outside. Yeah. Went to the gym. Yep. Went outside. Stayed out for like a half hour and it got cold. It's terrible. Yep.
SPEAKER_04Dude, they have a fucking LA Fitness in the fucking mall. Like a quarter of the mall is fucking LA Fitness. Where? At the fucking post mall.
SPEAKER_01Oh, at that uh Milford spot? Yeah.
SPEAKER_04I've never seen a gym.
SPEAKER_01I haven't been there in a while. I haven't been there in a while. We used to go all the time.
SPEAKER_04Yeah? Well you lived closer over there, right?
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Yeah. My dad had a spot over there. That's where the diner was like 10 minutes away from there. Yeah. Give or take. Yeah. Yeah. We used to go there all the time, Milford Mall. What are you? I used to go to fucking so before we would go out, I would leave my dad's store. Yep. And if we if I knew we were all going out to Norwalk or New Haven or some shit, I'd go there, hit up the fucking store, buy a shirt and shit. Buy some fucking clothes. I bought, you know what Dracard is? Might be too young.
SPEAKER_04The like the fucking perfume. Cologne. The cologne, yeah.
SPEAKER_01I found some shit in I don't know how old it was, but it was in fucking uh we were in TJ Maxx in Cheshire. Yeah. And I was like recently? I think it's TJ Maxx, yeah. Brand new.
SPEAKER_03Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_01Brand new. Like a couple days ago. I I see Jacar there. Yeah. But I see the label was like peeling off. Like peeling off. And you know when it turns like that off-white color because it's so old? Yeah. I was like, no, I'm getting it.
SPEAKER_04She's from fucking 1995.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Yeah, I used to get mad bitches from Draccar. I think the first time I smashed Steph was with Jakar.
SPEAKER_04What fucking Fahrenheit fucking That might have been yours, like your generation.
SPEAKER_03Oh, let's see.
SPEAKER_01Yep. I sprayed that shit on my my asshole today. I thought I could zoom in with this shit.
SPEAKER_04Did it fucking uh burn?
SPEAKER_01A little bit.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I didn't wash it yesterday. I just let it marinate on the couch. So we sat on the couch. I let it marinate. We had uh upside down pizza.
SPEAKER_04What's an upside down pizza? Fucking lasagna.
SPEAKER_01It's like meat sauce without the pretty much lasagna, but no pasta. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03So meat sauce.
SPEAKER_01Meat sauce. Well, meat, sauce. Yeah. Meat sauce. Meat and then sauce. Meat and then meat sauce or whatever sauce.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Cheese.
SPEAKER_04And they throw the fucking dough on top?
SPEAKER_01And then there is biscuits on top. Dude, fucking stupid dope. Huh. Oh, it's so fucking good. It sounds pretty good. It's fucking real good. I shit it all out this morning. Dude, I still got a whole bunch left. Dude, I'm telling you you like it. Cool water, dude. Cool water. Cool water cologne. Cool water cologne, dude. That was in a rap song. I got my cool water cologne. No, I was in the.
SPEAKER_04You never wore cool water?
SPEAKER_01Nah, man. No? I wore polo sport.
SPEAKER_04Dude, the the polo with the gold top? I had that shit all the time. Dude, I put that on um fucking uh I put that on. We went to uh training one day. And fucking uh I don't know if uh I forgot his name on here. Hold on.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Is it fucking oh
SPEAKER_04He goes, what the fuck is that?
SPEAKER_01Oh, the smell?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, and I go, you don't know motherfucking Polo? He goes, Oh yeah, he's got something to say.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and he always has something to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, first of all, I snuck in his car to scare him once, his personal car. This motherfucker had uh like black diamond or some shit. I'm like, yo, what is this?
SPEAKER_00It was like black diamond, Panther Edition.
SPEAKER_01It was like the fuck that so don't let this motherfucker talk shit. And I'm like, yo, what is this nasty? Ask him. It was like black leather. So when I was at uh TJ Maxx, I was spraying all the shit on me. They had one called Bourbon Gentleman.
SPEAKER_04Bourbon Gentleman?
SPEAKER_01Gentleman or something. Or gentleman's bourbon. Then they had, oh, I almost bought it, but it was $14. I didn't want to buy it.
SPEAKER_04I thought like at TJ Jack. Gentleman's Musk. Everything is everything is like fucking locked and sealed, though.
SPEAKER_01Not in this one.
SPEAKER_04No?
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_04Not like in the box, but like you can't. There's no.
SPEAKER_01Oh no, some of them they do. These are like gentlemen's musk. They ain't gonna lock that shit up. It was like it was like $12.99. I was like, I ain't spend no money on this shit for a goof. Gentleman's musk. Gentleman's musk. What'd you use when you were like in middle school or like high school? Chicario. Did you see it? It was in there. I saw it. On that picture you had. The first picture.
SPEAKER_04Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_01You see that shit? Fucks, yeah.
SPEAKER_04But have you ever seen this one?
SPEAKER_01What's that shit?
SPEAKER_04Fahrenheit from Dior.
SPEAKER_01It was probably too much money. I buy it from TJ Maxx. I spray myself with all this stuff or other shit. And then I figure out which one I like. I'm not spending a lot of money. I used to spend money on that shit, like a hundred bucks.
SPEAKER_04Now I'm just like over it.
SPEAKER_01You buy the fucking I sp I I need some kind of stuff.
SPEAKER_04I went from spending no money to spending a lot of money.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. And then I just stopped.
SPEAKER_04Because like in middle school and high school, you use like axe.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. But then a chick said it smelled funny. Yeah. And they never wore it again. Same. Nope. I was like, yeah, I'm done. No.
SPEAKER_04Because we were doing uh you remember the early 2000s, it was like uh the axe chocolate.
SPEAKER_01Some shit. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Nasty, dude. I can't believe people fucking wore this shit.
SPEAKER_01See, that one looks like a body.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01That one. Yep. Dracard right next to it. I'm gonna go buy some obsession.
SPEAKER_03Yep.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. There was the the you remember the ones that said like body on them, and it looked like a fucking Windex fucking bottle.
SPEAKER_01What the fuck with that shit? No, I never I never wore it, but I think it's a flea market, yo. Dude, I haven't been to a flea market in fucking I used to love I used to buy knives all the time when I was younger.
SPEAKER_02I feel like that's the only thing that they fucking sell.
SPEAKER_01My mom was like, alright, just don't don't cut yourself. Yeah, this is a eternity. Oh, that one, yeah. I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna buy some on Amazon. I'm getting the old school fucking shit. Yes.
SPEAKER_04Now you have an excuse. Now that you're a part of the club, you know?
SPEAKER_01Hey, you know, you know what I mean. My dragaw.
SPEAKER_04That's the only thing that they wear there now.
SPEAKER_01I got so much fucking my entertainment committee, I got so many things to do, I don't even know.
SPEAKER_02Now you're in the government. Who would have thought?
SPEAKER_01I got so the last meeting, yeah. I think Steph had the next day off. Yeah. And I was like, ah, it was like a Wednesday or something. She had a Thursday off. Well, it was uh whatever.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And uh she's like, I'm gonna come too. So she can't go when it's a regular meeting. Right. But she could be in the building for these little meetings. Yeah, yeah. So she's sitting at the bar. This is the same thing for us. Yeah, so she's sitting at the bar and be like, yo, Susie, she's the bartender over there. Yeah. Yo, tell Suzy I want a long island ice tea, please.
SPEAKER_02She'll bring it up too. Yeah, she brought it up to me. I was like, nice.
SPEAKER_01Dude, I would as they're speaking within an hour, I'm like, yeah, I think we should do this and that'd be great. To yeah, I mean, uh whatever you want to do. Within an hour.
SPEAKER_04Do you guys have um like uh like when you go to the meeting, is it a separate spot from where you initially meet?
SPEAKER_01If it's uh club meeting, it's a separate spot.
SPEAKER_04And when you go up to the club, is there secret uh you gotta spot in and handshakes that you guys have to do with the game? No, not like you guys, no.
SPEAKER_01You guys are like deeper than we are. Yeah. Nah. I think there's some people that are in your thing over there. Oh, I'm sure. At my spot. I'm sure. Because I see the rings. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't know what the rings mean. I think don't they mean different things sometimes? The way the well you have the the thing moves one ones over the other. Square and compass.
SPEAKER_04There's not there's not uh it doesn't really mean different things.
SPEAKER_01Oh it's all the same. Oh yeah. But uh yeah, I see the rings. No, there's really no we don't get that deep. I'm sure you could. I'm sure you could. The longer you're in there, but gabagool, you gotta give each other gabagool and shit. You got a truck I can borrow? Nope. Nope. Not this week. Nope. I ain't doing shit. Not this week, Vinny. A fucking eye open up the door one day and somebody's getting their ass beat.
SPEAKER_02I'm like, ah, uh I'm gonna come back later. I'll be back later.
SPEAKER_01You go after hours. Like, no, I'm not doing that shit.
SPEAKER_04I'm sure that's what the club like first, like when they first started. Oh, I got a fucking body and there's a sanitation guy, and he's like, Yeah, bring him over. Fucking, I'm sure.
SPEAKER_01I was talking to this 80-year-old dude, and he's like, that was the biggest Coke dealer around here.
SPEAKER_00He's like, I would get so much, so many blowjobs. I'll just give a little coke away, I get a fucking blow job. I'm like, okay, nice. He's like, then I got arrested.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_01A lot of fines, a couple years in jail. Then I'll then I came back out. I started selling in New Jersey. I'm like, holy shit, dude.
unknownWhat the fuck?
SPEAKER_02Don't tell me anymore. Don't tell me anymore. I might get involved in this.
SPEAKER_01I was probably like fucking four when he was doing this shit. You know what I mean? Not that long ago. Right, right, right. He was like, it was in the 70s and 80s. That's when it was fun. I had a nice car. Now look at me, I'm sitting at a fucking bar doing nothing.
SPEAKER_04And you're over here contemplating your same life. You're like, fuck, I'm gonna be like this in Key West.
SPEAKER_01Oh shit. In Key West? I should have asked him, like, yo, you should have gone to Florida. Yeah. Why don't you? You ever watch those fucking things? Um, I forgot what they were. They were uh I don't know if they're Cuban guys, but they had a uh boat company. Okay. A power boat, like the fucking racing thing. Yeah, yeah. So they would do the boats and some cartel people or whatever. Pay them to fucking were like, hey, can can you make us a boat? So they're like, all right. Yeah, so and then I forget the the amount or the the specifics, but they're like, Yeah, we need ten of them. Fucking like this dude just came up and he's he didn't say who he was, but he's like, But you know, we need a boat.
SPEAKER_04You know, you need if you say you I need ten boats, come on.
SPEAKER_01So the guy's like, they came to a price, they came to the power of the boat, and he's like, Alright, I'll take ten. And they're like, ah shit. Alright. Yeah. So they're talking about multi-million dollars for the fucking so they made them for the guy, and the guy's like, leave it empty inside. I don't want anything in there. Just I need it all empty.
SPEAKER_02Take out the fuselage, whatever.
SPEAKER_01Whatever's in there, I just need the fucking engine and the steering wheel. Right. So then uh they make it. Then I think I don't know how they got involved. They're like, hey, you know how to drive this thing or something like that. And then before you know it, then they became the biggest fucking rub off the fucking serial numbers and shit. Yeah, then they became the biggest fucking uh drug dealers in my like Miami or something. The ones that made the boats, yeah. No shit. Uh fuck yeah, I f I'll find out what it is. You gotta watch it. And then one by one they start getting arrested and shit. Yeah, I'm sure. But they were back in the 80s and the 90s, and I'm like, damn man, they look like they're having so much fun. Yeah, you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_04Every time you look out, yes, every time you look at movies and everything, like in the in between the 70s and 80s, you're like, dude, I wish. Yeah, I wish I was like in my 20s during the 80s.
SPEAKER_01Fuck yeah. Yes. I wish if I could have a time, if I had a time machine, I would go back to the western. You know, no, fuck no. I need a shower. Nah, I'm only going for like a couple days. I just stayed a couple of wet wet. I want to check it out, I want to pick up the bars, and then I'm gonna I want to be out. Then I want to go in the weather in the fucking hot beer, dude. I want them to shoot each other and shit. I want to see everything. You want to be in the background. Yeah, I'm not gonna be in the background. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna drink something there, though. Yeah. And then I want to see, I want to be in Miami in the 80s in a Ferrari. Oh, dude. With the Miami Vice with the white with a bitch in the fucking in the fucking passenger seat.
SPEAKER_04See, but that's a good thing. Like, you can go any anywhere in time.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04I can't go anywhere in time. Look at me.
SPEAKER_01Oh no, you'll die. Yeah. Yes. Get out! Get him. I wish fucking uh meteor man was here. Oh, that'd be great. I'm like, when would you like to go? Uh nothing past the 70s. You're fucking nuts.
SPEAKER_05Fuck, we need him here.
SPEAKER_01We gotta write this down. If you could go anywhere in time and then have Meteor Man and then see where he'd want to go. I'm like, what about the 1800s?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, we're fucking nuts!
SPEAKER_01Oh he'd be funny, dude. Oh, he'd be funny as fuck. Oh, that'd be yeah, we have to do that.
SPEAKER_03Oh my god. Dude.
SPEAKER_01The back in time show.
SPEAKER_03Fucking uh what's it called?
SPEAKER_04The scientists that have been fucking dying everywhere?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Dude, there was like one that died like two days ago.
SPEAKER_01In like a fucking Tesla. That one, the Tesla one or the chick?
SPEAKER_04There's one, there's an after the chick, there was like another one.
SPEAKER_01Did we talk about that where um the lady's hands were burning? We talked about it like all fine. Like now. Or I didn't know if I told you or somebody else. I told you fucking um while you're looking that up. Somebody tried to use my credit card again, but I already fucking uh how I already so key west thing, I'm telling you. No, it's one of these cocksuckers around here. Over here. These assholes. Yep. Because all of a sudden I see beauty. You're the your such and such card was declined at beauty. Yeah, I know, because everything's switched now. Yeah. Right? And so I'm like, beauty. Huh. Gotta be a fucking in one of the cities around here.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01I Googled beauty and it was a fucking place of Waterbury. So beauty, go fuck yourself, you cacksuper. Sucker. I hope you didn't get your fucking products, you fat fucking asshole. Anyway.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I guess a guy died fucking uh the Tesla? That's three days ago. Yeah, within the last week, two more people. It's been thirteen people mysteriously dead or disappeared. Yeah. This is from F from News Nation. Semi-reputable, I would say.
SPEAKER_01What are they what were they studying? Was it UFO shit or was it something? UFO like gravity fucking like nuclear stuff or just or a little bit of everything.
SPEAKER_04It's it's more like you fools. Well, there's a UFO fucking whole thing, which is tied into the gravity like weapons.
SPEAKER_01What's a gravity weapon?
SPEAKER_04Like being able to take away like anti-gravity. What? Yes.
SPEAKER_01So we just float away into the sun?
SPEAKER_04Well, you can make a building collapse. You can do a lot of stuff.
SPEAKER_01See, see how we go smarter than me. See how you're smarter than me? Why? Because I'm like, so you just float away into the sun? You're like, no, you can make a building collapse, you know, stuff like that. Oh, okay. So I won't, okay, I got it.
SPEAKER_04You can bring a print a plane down, you know? Yeah, it's gonna float away into the sun.
SPEAKER_02I have no gravity myself. Ah, shit.
SPEAKER_01Such a fucking retard. You should have like, no. No, Frank. That's not what it is. No. We should have anti-gravity, ass doll.
SPEAKER_04You mean the earth? The earth flies away.
SPEAKER_01So we go out of orbit? Yeah, and then they kill themselves too. I don't know what to tell you, Frank. Alright.
SPEAKER_04So that's what they were saying about fucking um that um that plane that fucking randomly disappeared. I don't know if you remember that. It was like 10 years ago? It was like it wasn't that long ago. What fucking let's see. I remember a plane Malaysia Airlines. Malaysia Airlines in 2014. Yeah, about 10 years ago. About 10 years. But that plane, they're saying that was filled with scientists that they wanted to make disappear.
SPEAKER_01That one was? Yes. Holy shit, I didn't know that. Yeah. Stupid motherfuckers.
SPEAKER_04Let's see. Let's Google it real quick.
SPEAKER_01If I'm if I'm a scientist and I go on the plane, I'm like, hey, what's up, Tommy? Yeah. Hey, what's up, John? But I'm like this. Oh fuck, no. All of us I'm getting off that motherfucker.
SPEAKER_04Nobody's here. Get off the plane.
SPEAKER_01Nope. You're out of your fucking mind. Did you ever see the there's a chick. She she did the meme. It's a black female sitting in the plane, right? And uh she she's sitting there, she's listening to she's listening to other uh conversations.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And she hears, oh yeah, my company sent me here. Oh, my company sent me here too. There's a lot of us on this plane. All scientists and shit like that. She was like, yo, fuck this. I'm out. She starts grabbing her bags, get the fuck off the plane. I was like, that's a good one. She's like looking around. Oh yeah, my company. We got we want it, we all won a trip. So this is per a googly. This is the Googli Ali salons.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, like based off of like the search results for like a BBC and fucking Wikipedia. Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 was not filled with scientists, but it did carry 20 employees of the freescale semiconductor and US technology firm uh comprising of 12 Malaysian and eight Chinese technical experts and engineers. They were traveling to Beijing fueling speculation regarding intellectual property that they taught uh though they were technical staff, not a large specialized team of top-tier scientists. So why would you there's 20 people that are involved in technology on a plane?
SPEAKER_01Well, if they don't know better, if they're like, hey, maybe we'll go into a conference. Yeah, but they're gonna be. Is that what you're trying to say? Well Or why why would you put them all on there?
SPEAKER_04Well if you think about it, right? This whole like Taiwan thing with the semiconductor that the US has been trying to fucking get a hold of.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Now these 20 people that work for in the semiconductor space, right? The US is trying to take a hold of that. They're now going to China. Right? It would make sense that the US would try to make them disappear if they're gonna go to, I would say, the competition. You know? Well, they can say, oh, they're they're they're ex they're technical experts and engineers. Well, who's the ones that are running the machines? Who's the who are the ones that know how to shit you know runs? It's not they can say, oh, well, they're not scientists per se. Sure, they're not scientists. Engineers, though, but engineers that make the fucking semiconductors.
SPEAKER_01They know exactly how to fucking do it. Right.
SPEAKER_04Make them disappear. Or they're they didn't disappear, they're in the US and they're just fucking somewhere slaves. Yep, held captive, like you're working.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_04Or yeah. Make us the machines. Because apparently there's like very hard to make these machines. Yeah. Because like I was telling you before in the in the other podcast, it's they use light to make the semiconductors. That's how they they shoot atoms at the metal, and that's what creates the actual semiconductors.
SPEAKER_00How the fuck are you even thinking of that shit?
SPEAKER_04That's insane. Because they're the parts are so small they can't physically make pieces to go on the chip. So they have to shoot lasers at it to make the actual like shape on the chip. That's crazy. It's insane. Yeah. I don't even know. So the people that the engineers that are working on that you would think are the most valuable people. Let's fucking take them out of that. You're not going to China. You're coming out, you're coming with us.
SPEAKER_01You're staying with us. Watch. Oh, so UFO. I'm trying to here we go. Malaysian. So there's video that allegedly shows, but who the fuck knows? Uh UFO is flying around this plane. You ever see that? There's a bunch of those. That's a plane that is uh missing. See it?
SPEAKER_03Oh.
SPEAKER_01So, you know what they did? What? I know I just figured it out. Figured out the whole thing. What? The general.
SPEAKER_04Which general? A general.
SPEAKER_01A general.
SPEAKER_04Pete Heggseth, fucking. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01The general of the military in the United States said, hey, listen. Yeah. You talk to the little gray men. Yeah. Like, hey, we need you to go up there and take this plane. Okay. Can you we're gonna give you your little UFOs back. Go back. Take this plane. So the UFOs did a mission for the United States, took the plane, and then did something. I couldn't think of anything, but I'm telling you, what if that's true? Yeah. What if they took the plane and then they teleported it to somewhere?
SPEAKER_03Maybe.
SPEAKER_01You imagine ten years from now, I was right. And the little gray man come, they're on like fucking Fox News. They're like, yo, we did. Disappears in the corner. This is a translator. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a translator. Oh yeah, what he's saying. Yeah, see? Disappeared. Gone. They took it. They took it. They took a plane. They're like, yo, we need you to take this plane. Don't kill anybody. And then we'll teleport it back. That's crazy. There's a lot of UFOs here. Let's see what's going on in the hold on real quick. Let's see what else I have on the list. What do you have? That's not the list. Party time, motherfucker. You see the lady saves her dog from the dog shelter.
SPEAKER_03The what?
SPEAKER_01So this lady, she's uh she breaks up with her shitty boyfriend. The boyfriend takes the dog, brings it to a fucking shelter. Her dog brings it to a shelter to be executed. Neutered. No, to be fucking euthanized.
SPEAKER_04Oh, not neutered, yeah. Euthanized. Sorry. Wrong word. Yeah, it's like take his balls away. Well, take his life too. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And uh so then she was working with the courts. No, they're working with their courts to try to get the dog back. Yeah. Nobody would help her. And they're like, well, the dog's gonna die on Friday. So we need to get this. See you later. Sorry. So she broke in there. No, she didn't. Yeah, broke in there, stole the fucking dog, rescued her dog, and did whatever. And then I I think she might have she probably hid the dog somewhere, but I don't know, it ran away.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Right? Turned herself in for breaking in.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And then the court dismissed all the charges and then arrested the fucking uh dude. The judge, yeah. Put a warrant out for the guy for stealing the dog and then trying to have the dog executed and all this other shit.
SPEAKER_04But if it's a sheer dog, that was hers.
SPEAKER_01It was her dog. They were together. They were together. They lived together, but it was her dog. They weren't married. So let's say I had a dog and I date this chick and she moves into my house.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. And then they were only dating or they were together for a long time.
SPEAKER_01No, just dating.
SPEAKER_04Oh.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. I would fucking do it in a heat. I would do it in a heartbeat. Yeah. And then I saw these. You'd break in? Hell yeah. I would fucking kick that door right open. Yeah. Oh yeah. Hell yeah. My dog? Fuck yeah.
SPEAKER_04Wouldn't you need some sort of like vet thing saying that that's your dog that you're fucking?
SPEAKER_01I don't know. I can just grab a dog from the street and bring him and be like, I want this dog euthanized. Well, we don't do it over here, but I don't know where the f I don't know what state it was in. We don't do that shit.
SPEAKER_04That's fucking crazy, dude.
SPEAKER_01Um, let me see what he's doing. Any bitches here?
SPEAKER_05Uh let's see.
SPEAKER_01Let's see if you would bang any of these old bitches.
SPEAKER_00Let's see. Let's see, let's look at the video.
SPEAKER_01We're back at Hogsbreath, guys.
SPEAKER_04Um in pink right there.
SPEAKER_01This one? No. You can't have that one.
SPEAKER_04Why?
SPEAKER_01That's not an old one.
SPEAKER_04You already claimed it?
SPEAKER_01That's not an old one. We're going right here. No. This one right here. See? How much money does she have? She's about 60. We don't know if she's visiting. We don't know if she has a million dollar house. Yeah, that one. That's not you. You can't do that one.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I can.
SPEAKER_01Alright, you can do this one.
SPEAKER_04I thought that was a dude.
SPEAKER_01That's a chick.
SPEAKER_04Fucked up.
SPEAKER_01This chick you can't. With the fake boobies. That's cheating. But you could do this one.
SPEAKER_04The one that's dancing.
SPEAKER_01What about this one right here?
SPEAKER_04The one that's dancing.
SPEAKER_01Look at this big monster. Big nasty. Oh, look at that fucking. She's gotta be in her 60s. She gotta be like 270. At least. Yeah, well. If you're hammered. You don't give a fuck. Yeah, you're just dancing. You're just dancing. And then your boys are like, what are you doing?
SPEAKER_04We gotta pull this guy out of here.
SPEAKER_01And then let's just say we're at this bar and you're fucking grinding with that bitch. And I'm like, oh your wife, your wife, your wife, what? And he was like, I can't listen to himself. I'd be like this. I'd take my phone out. I would take I'll put it right in video and be like, watch her. Watch her look at you dancing with this fucking big nasty.
SPEAKER_04She wouldn't care. She's fucking she's cool. She's cool like that.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, she doesn't want to fucking. She'll be like, really?
SPEAKER_04You were that drunk that you were fucking grinding on a 270 found pound fat bitch?
SPEAKER_01No, she's like one 150. No, I don't think so. I don't think so.
SPEAKER_04Mike would just wouldn't let me live it down. Look at you fucking nasty motherfucker.
SPEAKER_01I just got hit on by gay dudes over there. I didn't get any chicks.
SPEAKER_04No?
SPEAKER_01Not even old ladies? No. Maybe one. Yeah? Yeah, one. And it was at that bar with the martinis.
SPEAKER_04It's because of the shirts that you be that you wear.
SPEAKER_01I don't know what shirts I wear. What do you mean?
SPEAKER_04The one with the little dicks.
SPEAKER_01The little um butt cheeks. Oh yeah. Nah, I don't know. They don't fucking No, uh, an older lady. How old though? Not older than you? Oh yeah. Oh. She had to be like 60 something. But not like good.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Not like, oh honey, you look good.
SPEAKER_01Like the one that's been at that bar since she was 40.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. Like fucking leather skin? Yeah. Yeah. Fucking orange.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Well, something's better than nothing. That's true. I told you when the guy.
SPEAKER_04It moves your your morale for like, you know, two seconds.
SPEAKER_01I get a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Even when the gay dude fucking hit on me, it was like, eh, fuck it. Still another human.
SPEAKER_04I might have a nice ass. Nice. Still another human. Did I ever tell you what happened with that one? No. I was in Hanks.
SPEAKER_01I was in Hanks. Oh, you said it's a key west. No. And uh me and my friends were bullshitting laughing.
SPEAKER_04Hanks sounds like a gay bar, dude.
SPEAKER_01It's like a dog bar. It's a name after uh the fuck is a dog bar? You could bring whatever dog you could bring your dogs there. Oh and it's very dog friendly. They actually have like treats and shit. And then they're police friendly too, so you can put your patch up there and all that stuff. So it's cool. Yeah. And uh I'm sitting there bullshitting and I'm I'm laughing, and I goes, gay dude comes up to me. He's like, You're being a little loud. To you? Yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_04And I was like, who the fuck are you guy?
SPEAKER_01So I got a little smile, but I'm like, uh. Then I'm like, I smile at him and I'm kind of chuckling. I'm like, wait a second.
SPEAKER_02Are you hitting on me?
SPEAKER_01No, I was like, are you serious? Yeah. Or are you fucking joking around? Yeah. I was like, because if you're serious, I'm gonna hit you with this chair. If you're joking around, I'll continue laughing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was joking too, but and then he's like, he's like, oh, you'll definitely beat me up. But I'll eat you all over. Hey, yo. Or something like that.
SPEAKER_05Stop.
SPEAKER_01I was like, oh and my friends that were with me, they're like, oh, you fucking got you, yo. You're gonna bite you all over.
SPEAKER_02Bite your ass.
SPEAKER_01I was like, ah, you fucking got me, you fuck. You son of a bitch.
SPEAKER_02Dude, I would never live you'll let you live me down, dude. I was like, he got me. What am I gonna do?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I'd say you want to drink or bite a drink. You fucking got me. But I'll bite you all over.
SPEAKER_02I was like, oh no! Fuck, I'll eat your ass right here.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that's pretty much what he did. He was a cool dude. I like him. So fucking funny, dude. Yeah, I didn't. He got me good, that motherfucker.
SPEAKER_04Dude, I have a picture of uh me at this bar in Massachusetts that it just fucking I was extremely intoxicated. You know, I'm sucking dick for no reason. I'm fucking and I puked everywhere. And I'm like, and I'm like head down on the bar. And there's fucking puke everywhere.
SPEAKER_01That's nasty.
SPEAKER_04I know.
SPEAKER_01I never did that.
SPEAKER_04I I I thought I wasn't going to. This was my younger years. This is like learning how to drink.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Blacked out drunk. I remember I remember get I I remember getting walked out by the security guard.
SPEAKER_01I never got walked out.
SPEAKER_04Oh, did I? He put me in my car. Like in my passenger seat, yes. I remember my buddy driving, and I remember the security guard like grabbing me by the shoulder and putting me in the car.
SPEAKER_01I threw up in my friend's car. He had a brand new Honda Accord, two-door. Yeah. And back in the day, you remember the gold emblems on a car you had to pay extra? He had gold emblems on it. Oh shit. Right? Brand new fucking car. This dude worked his ass off when we were younger. Again, I was I didn't know how to drink, so I was doing Bud Lights. And every time I got a Bud Light, I would drink a shot of tequila.
SPEAKER_05Oh.
SPEAKER_01I didn't know what I was doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're just dude fucking drunk all over. All over. Then we were at the uh it was an Italian club in Waterbury somewhere. And it was a New Year's, New Year's Eve thing.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And um I had uh a shot glass, a big shot glass, and it said pimp on it. So I was like, yo. I give it to my boy, I was like, hey, give me a shot, whatever. Yeah, yeah. And he puts Jack Daniels in there. I'm like, fuck, I can't do this. So then these girls are like, oh Frank, I remember we were at the high school together, whatever. I was like, oh hey, how are you? And they had their nice, this is like you wore a suit, you got dressed up, they had their nice uh dresses on and everything, looking all nice. And then uh like it's like it was like a tie-in club, but a New Year's Eve thing. Like a ballroom. Yep. And uh I take the shot and it got stuck in my throat.
SPEAKER_02So you're coughing.
SPEAKER_01I threw up bow tie noodles all over the chick's dress.
SPEAKER_04Oh my god.
SPEAKER_01Right in the lobby.
SPEAKER_04Poor girl.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah. In the lobby. Yeah, in the lobby in front of everybody. Threw up in the lobby. I just ran out. I ran out. My buddy gave me water. I gargled and then came back in. And that was before the night even.
SPEAKER_04And was the girl just like standing there?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, in shock.
SPEAKER_04And you're you're out.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I think Steph might have even knew her, too.
SPEAKER_04So what happened with her?
SPEAKER_01Nothing. I don't know. I I ran outside, gargled with water. I didn't see her anymore.
SPEAKER_04I thought you said you went back inside.
SPEAKER_01I did, but I didn't see her again. She was gone. Gone.
SPEAKER_04You ruined somebody's night, Frank.
SPEAKER_01Yep. Remember when Frank threw up on my dress?
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I hate throwing.
SPEAKER_04Did you know her like personally? Like until this day, like you fucking. No, I don't know. No.
SPEAKER_01I don't know.
SPEAKER_04You knew her then though.
SPEAKER_01Well, I recognize her. She recognized me from high school. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04You ruined her entire like he will remember you forever.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, throwing up on her dress. Ha ha. Like that, bitch.
SPEAKER_04Dude, I remember the the dude puts me in the car. My buddy, because the buddy that I'm with there with now, like that I went there with, yeah, he didn't know that I lived in Connecticut. Like he knew that I'm from Connecticut, but he didn't know like where I lived. Yeah. So he drove me to his house, right? And left me in the car. Dude, I woke up in so if this was on Saturday, so I woke up Sunday morning in the car, dehydrated. The car was like a hundred degrees. And I'm in the passenger. You could have died. I could have died. Yeah. 100%. And then I didn't know where he lived because this is like an apartment complex. So I'm in the car. The keys are like in the center console or whatever. And I just got in the driver's seat and took off home.
SPEAKER_01You just went home. Like fucking up.
SPEAKER_04Where the fuck was I gonna go? I didn't know where this guy lived. I was in the middle of a random parking lot.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, you could have got raped.
unknownI could have. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I remember we went to we were in South Norwalk. Yeah. And uh we went to the club. It was me and my buddy Al. Yeah. Went to the club and uh I got hammered.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I was like, dude, we're leaving. Right? I was like, yo, you can't drive. Yeah. I said, you're fucking hammered. He's like, you drove here. I was like, no, I didn't. He's like, yeah, you did. I was like, fuck. And then we had to sleep at the maritime center in a fucking car until the until I sobered up in the morning. That's so funny. None of us could drive. We couldn't drive. We're like, dude, you drove here. I was like, fuck, I didn't know.
SPEAKER_04And people never thought of like call a taxi.
SPEAKER_01Or was it like I don't want to leave my car? That type of thing. We we didn't even think about it.
SPEAKER_02We could get home right now, but we could go, but we don't think about it.
SPEAKER_01So from Norwalk to Bridgeport, that's a expensive taxi cab ride. Fuck yeah, that'd be real expensive.
SPEAKER_04How far is that?
SPEAKER_0120 minutes, half hour. It's not that expensive.
SPEAKER_04Half oh, half an hour.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, when you're paying for fucking and then back in the day, you had to call the taxi cab. We didn't have fucking Uber. No, right.
SPEAKER_04You have to call them up and they're like, such and such seven, seven, seven, seven, such and such taxi.
SPEAKER_01Yep. Well, this is the bitch I would answer.
SPEAKER_00Such and such taxi.
SPEAKER_01Wait. Yeah, we need uh taxi. Yeah, where? Yeah, why you got a fucking attitude? Click. You had to be nice to these motherfuckers. I'm in Norwalk at this place. Yep. We'll be there when we get there. Yeah. Click.
SPEAKER_02We'll be there in 45 minutes. We'll have somebody nearby.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. And then fuck 45 minutes.
SPEAKER_04What the fuck?
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Yeah. Then they had to dispatch people out. Yep. And they had a fucking attitude. I'm glad you motherfuckers went out of business with Uber. Fuck you and your fucking smoky ass voice, you bitch. Cunt.
SPEAKER_04Dude, I remember I went to the same bar. I went to the same bar. This was like maybe like a year later. And same thing. We're drinking, whatever. It's time to go home, right? My buddy, my different guy's driving. He has a girl. Somehow I ended up with a girl. She's on the left side. I don't even remember this girl. She looked very hot. Yeah. Right? I don't even remember her, but I'm like blacked out. And all I and all I remember is me trying to find the button for the window. Oh no. And he has a brand new BMW. It was like a fucking like three series. Yeah. But white interior. Like an Alcantara fucking white interior, dude. I'm pressing, I'm trying looking for the button. The window goes down and I yak out the window.
SPEAKER_01Had to come back in.
SPEAKER_04And he's like, oh, you good? And I'm like, yeah, I'm good. We are thinking that I made it out the window.
SPEAKER_01Nothing made it out of the window. Fuck that. I'm like, oh we gotta get this shit clean.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, but listen, but I didn't know. So he so I guess like I'm assuming like half of it get made out of the window. And he he thought we thought so too. We didn't, it didn't like at least from my perspective, I'm blacked out. Yeah. I didn't think you know that it smelled or whatever. He drops off the girls, he then drops me off, and then I see him like a week later. He's like, oh you know, you threw up all inside my car.
SPEAKER_01Nasty. We were in uh we were coming back from Stanford, yeah. And my boys are drunk. I was I didn't really drink that much, but we went and I was fine. Yeah, I didn't even have anything to drink. And I'm driving, I'm like, I'm at the diner, I'm hungry.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. So they're all hammered, and they're like, Yeah, let's go to the diner.
SPEAKER_01So we go, yeah, and I'm at a stoplight, and I see the diner.
SPEAKER_05Yep.
SPEAKER_01One stoplight before the diner, and I had a Mazda MPV. So the rear door opened up like a regular door. It didn't open, it didn't slide back. So my buddy had to throw up. So he opens the fucking door and the car smashes into my fucking door. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Fuck you.
SPEAKER_01Then so my door got a little bent, but it was able to shut. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And uh the other car backs up and fucking takes off. I was like, thank God. Thank God, dude. No nothing. Right, right, right. Or it was hammered and fucking took off. Everybody's hammered. Thank God. I was like, good. Because it would have been my fault that would have had to fucking pay for this shit. I wasn't hammered or anything. I didn't like I said, I didn't drink that much.
SPEAKER_04When you when Uber first came out, I remember I I drove for Uber, right? And uh this and this was like I did that shit for like a week and I was like, fuck this. I'm never you drove for Uber? I drove for Uber when it first came out. This is years ago. Like I never knew that. Yeah. Um loser. Sorry. Sorry. You know, you gotta do what you gotta do when you're fucking losing when you're poor. Sorry, Frank, I was poor.
SPEAKER_01Silver spoon in my mouth, bitch.
SPEAKER_04That's right. And uh my parents didn't own a business. So then uh so then uh I remember it was like fucking it was like midnight, and just you know, I get a call to go to West Hartford. So I was nearby already. So how it works is like it gives you all the people that that are nearby. If you're not nearby, then if you're the only guy and there's a call, you know, there's a little thing like fucking 15 minutes away, you gotta drive the 15 minutes or whatever. But anyway, so I'm in West Hartford. And at the time it didn't give you like the picture or whatever of the person, it would give you like a name. Yeah. And when you're picking up people at a bar, you just go, hey, is this your name? Yeah, okay, and you get in. Now I guess like you gotta give a pin number, whatever the fuck. It's yeah, it's better now, yeah, from what I hear. So I pick up you know, this chick is blasted. This little white girl, blasted. She's like early 20s by herself. Yeah. And I'm like, is this uh are you fucking whatever? It was like a last name, too. It wasn't like a first name. And she goes, Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. And I'm like, okay. So then I drove the direction that the Uber app is telling me. She was like, This is not where I live. And then on the screen, it then goes, mind you, she's blacked out. Like she's just like she like opens her eyes, she's like, I don't live here.
SPEAKER_01Like, where the fuck do you live?
SPEAKER_04So then the screen goes black and it says, Um, your Uber has been canceled. So like the person that I was supposed to pick up canceled. You picked up the wrong person. I picked up the wrong person at the bar. Oh no. And the other person was at another on another fucking Uber. So then I'm like, now I have a drunk girl in my car that doesn't know where the fuck she is.
SPEAKER_01And you have You're not supposed to have her in your car.
SPEAKER_02I'm not supposed to have her in the car either.
SPEAKER_01I'm like, nope. What else?
SPEAKER_04So there's the so there's a Puerto Rican guy with a little white girl in the back of his car that's blacked out drunk.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, dude. You would have been felony.
SPEAKER_04100%.
SPEAKER_01You'd be on probation.
SPEAKER_04So then I'm like, where yeah, 100%. I'm like, where do you live? She was like, I don't know where I'm at. And then, dude, it was it took me an hour to find out where she lived. So this is my gas.
SPEAKER_01I would have dropped her off at the police station.
SPEAKER_04I yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Well, I didn't know any better.
SPEAKER_01Well, now we know, but I'm like, now you're gonna go sit in this lobby. I'm not fighting.
SPEAKER_04So you're like, get the fuck out of my car.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Yeah. This is the safest place for me to drop her off.
SPEAKER_04Uh, Mr. Frank, police officer, get this bitch out of my fucking car.
SPEAKER_01Like, dude, she's blacked out drunk.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, she was the wrong Uber. Sorry, I can't take her home.
SPEAKER_01About to drop her off at the hospital or somewhere safe.
SPEAKER_04I'm like, see her. Yeah. Now I know.
SPEAKER_01Fuck. I couldn't do that Uber shit.
SPEAKER_04Dude, so then here I am freaking out. I'm like, one, what do I do?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Two, where the fuck does this bitch live? Who is she? How the fuck did she get into my job? Fuck that.
SPEAKER_01No, I couldn't. No way. No Ubers.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. But I ended up finding out, you know, her actual address and I fucking dropped her off.
SPEAKER_01A lot of the motherfuckers getting shot too. Yeah. You see that shit? Yeah. I don't I don't know. How do you act up or or try to shoot something?
SPEAKER_04Somebody else's car.
SPEAKER_01When there's cameras right in front of you. Yes. Like, what the fuck do you think is gonna happen?
SPEAKER_04I need to get one of those cameras. Well, like this how the economy is going. I might have to go back to Uber. Who the fucking knows now? Fuck that. Hell no.
SPEAKER_01I would uh I wouldn't do that. No? No. You wouldn't drive. You wouldn't. It's your car. Driving Uber? No way. Whatever. Nope.
SPEAKER_04I remember we went to a uh It's not as bad as it as it seems.
SPEAKER_01No, I'm not doing that. I just don't want to be with fucking people. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Well on your Honda, you're not. You're not taking the Mercedes out, you know?
SPEAKER_01No. But the uh we took an Uber and it was a Tesla that picked us up, which was pretty cool. Yeah. And the lady's like, well, I think it's a good one. Oh yeah. She's like, I rent it from Uber. Or she leases it from Uber, yeah. So she's like, watch this. So she hits the button. And we're on the fucking highway.
SPEAKER_04Pretty much.
SPEAKER_01So she's like, watch this. She hits a button, does something. Yeah, yeah. And then she fucking just puts Indian style with her legs up and turns around and she's talking to me on the highway. I'm like, What? Yeah, what are you doing? Yeah, she's like, it's driving itself right now.
SPEAKER_02I don't like that. Yeah, please don't do that. I don't want to talk to you to begin with. I was like, this is cool, but turn around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please. I'm having a conversation back here.
SPEAKER_01She's like, no, we're good. I'm like, okay, like it. Yeah, we're good. Turn the fuck around. I remember I was in another Uber, and I'm pretty sure this dude was as drunk as I was driving. Because we're driving, it's like he's hitting the center thing. Hey, are you good, dude? I was like, hey!
unknownHey!
SPEAKER_01You're not supposed to hit those. I was like, and then I was like, you know what? I'm just gonna go to sleep. Yeah, yeah. If I'm fucking limber, I'll be alright.
SPEAKER_04If we crash any and I'm fucking asleep, that'll be better.
SPEAKER_01Steph lost her buzz. No, most of the time, you know what? When we're in an Uber, it's because we want to drink, we go out, and we don't want to drive. Right, right, right. Dude, every fucking time I look over at Steph and she's knocked the fuck out.
SPEAKER_04That happens with fucking games.
SPEAKER_01Every fucking time I'm like girl, too. So I'm just sitting here. Alright, good. Yep. And then I always get lectured on Uber safety by the driver.
SPEAKER_04Every time.
SPEAKER_01Every fucking time.
SPEAKER_04Every time.
SPEAKER_00You know, you gotta do this, you gotta do that. It's safety first. I'm like, yeah, thank you. What do you do for a lambing? I'm a waiter.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Where do you work?
SPEAKER_01Oh, all over the place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not fucking telling you shit. No.
SPEAKER_04But when 'cause you never know nowadays. Nowadays, it's not if you tell somebody you're a cop, they might fucking try to fucking fight you. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Yeah. But I think if you're I think it does help out if they know you're a cop, because they might not try any crazy shit.
SPEAKER_04Depends.
SPEAKER_01As much.
SPEAKER_04Depends on the person. You gotta evaluate where you are, where you are.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, oh yeah, definitely. You know. But I think overall, let's say they wanted to kidnap you, they might be like, I'm not gonna do that. Yeah, nah, fuck that. Because think about it. Let's say they say, uh, Mr. Smith, regular civilian, he's been kidnapped. Yeah, they're gonna send people out. Right, right, right. They say, police officer has been kidnapped.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01You're gonna have fucking everyone.
SPEAKER_04The government's coming after you.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, you're gonna have fucking every fucking department coming after you. Right. And every that's still something I I uh I know would happen. You know what I mean? Yeah. Oh, yeah, you're gonna have fucking everybody. Right. Imagine if they called our place and said, hey, uh, do you have any information on this person? He's been kidnapped.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Everybody's looking.
SPEAKER_01Everybody's looking out for that.
SPEAKER_04Everything stops. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Everything stops.
SPEAKER_01Let's say I got like, yo, you fucked up this time. Yeah, right. Oh, yeah. I mean, I ain't that important, but I kind of am now. Right. Yeah. A police officer and his wife hasn't been seen. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04They were last seen in this Honda. Every Honda and the entire stadium would be pulled over.
SPEAKER_01Fucked. Yes. They are all fucked. You can have state police, local police, possibly fucking uh federal. Yeah. Police officer gets kidnapped. Oh fucking shit. That's the one thing that's so that I could see that.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Or even if I mean, I know the fact, you know, if they don't like you, they're gonna try to fuck around with you. Yeah. But I think even overseas, sometimes they might not fuck around as much because like, uh, fucking cop from the United States.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Because it'll just get a lot of coverage. Yes. And they don't want that shit. Right. You ever see when the um The cart these this family or something was out either in Mexico or Dominican, I don't know, whatever the fuck cartels are. And uh they're out, and then let's say it's uh Lewis's cartel, I don't know. Sure, right? Lewis's cartel in Mexico.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Emporium, yeah, you know, LLC. Yeah. So Lewis's cartel, or whatever it is, fucking shot up this fucking bus and killed the fucking people in there.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01But it was mistaken identity and shit like that.
SPEAKER_04It's a bunch of cops.
SPEAKER_01Or something, whatever, like an American family or something.
SPEAKER_04That cartel was like beheading everybody that was involved in that. Yep.
SPEAKER_01Killed all those motherfuckers. We're sorry we uh did that. Yeah, and I think they made it known like we took care of them. Yeah. So, you know, just let you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, they have their military, they're fucking no joke, but they don't want that fucking heat from uh American government or any other government. Yeah, they can't. Especially nowadays.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, they're like, fuck that. Trump's gonna fucking nuke us if they find that shit out.
SPEAKER_01I mean, the cartels are no joke, but you send Delta Force in there.
SPEAKER_04Y'all they're fucking you're done. Done. Everybody's done.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04That's how the um the new generation cartels started. It's a bunch of fucking guys that got trained by Delta Force. Yeah. Yeah. So like their so Delta Force trained like their version of Delta Force, like their military guys, and then they were the because I don't know if people know, but you could pretty much take over uh like the nation with like 12 Delta guys.
SPEAKER_01That's what that's what I heard.
SPEAKER_04So these guys that were training their version of Delta Force was like, we can just take this shit over. And they literally that's what they did. They took it over. They just took it over.
SPEAKER_01That's it. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04That's crazy. That's the guy, those are the guys that um El Chapo's son. The military had captured him, and then they killed everybody and recaptured the fucking son. No shit. Took over the entire city, like until they found him, took him back. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I didn't know that.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, it's insane.
unknownDamn.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01They said there was a guy who said, uh, you ever see him? He's I think he was a Navy SEAL or something. He was a sniper. Black dude with dreads. I love his stories. He got good stories. And he's like, they said, What's better? Navy SEALs or this? He's like, or how can you tell Navy SEAL or Delta or whatever? He's like, Navy SEALs go in there to get you, everybody's dead. Like they'll kill everybody. Just anything that comes in front of them.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Delta is gonna be a good thing.
SPEAKER_02They'll tell you about it. Yeah, they'll write a book.
SPEAKER_01If Delta Force goes in there, he said, if they gotta kill somebody, they will, but they'll just go in there, take the fucking dude out.
SPEAKER_04They'll take your you wouldn't even know.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, you're not even fucking, they're in and out. Quick. And he goes, he said he was working with the water.
SPEAKER_04And nobody would know about it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, he said he was working with the Delta, this Delta guy. And he said the speed is insane. That he went into the house or building, got the fucking thing, and then out. He's like, this dude was sprinting the whole time. Yeah. Did his fucking job and then he was out. He's like, the speed was crazy. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Because how it works is like you have like I don't know anything about that type of shit. The Navy SEA, yeah. So you have like the Navy SEALs, Rangers, which can technically fall under special operations. Um you have like fucking uh the PJs, the fucking Marine uh Marsock, um for those are all special operations. Yeah. But Delta, right? If you're let's say a ranger, they pick and choose who goes to Delta. Yeah. So it's not like like from the special operations community itself. So it's you can't just be a normal guy and go in there from the army and go in.
SPEAKER_01They have to they take the best out of all of them.
SPEAKER_04The best out of the best. They choose them, they pick them, then they go there.
SPEAKER_00Holy shit.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, it's not like uh you can't try, you can you're so Delta has a tryout portion, but it's not like the Navy SEALs, like Buds. Like Navy SEAL BUDS is like regular Navy guys, they try out, yeah, and they can get in.
SPEAKER_01So would the SEALs be entry level?
SPEAKER_04I mean, they have not really, but you have DevGrew, which is a development group, which is like uh SEAL Team 6, like that shit. They are also hand selected for that position.
SPEAKER_01So if so there's like regular Navy SEAL teams? There's different there's different SEA teams, SEAL team one, SEAL team two, they so are those different levels, or are they just like this is one team, this is another team?
SPEAKER_04We have so they all cover, so it's like is one better than the other?
SPEAKER_01One team better than the other?
SPEAKER_04So technically, Dev um I mean on paper, SEAL team six is the best. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Oh damn.
SPEAKER_04Um but again, I'm not a Navy SEAL, I can't tell you a hundred percent. I'm sure that there's intricacies with everything. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Um but typically um people that get chosen for the development group and for Delta, those are special, like these are like top one percent of the one percent of the one percent.
SPEAKER_01Damn.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. So like um then you have like the PJs, which are like the medical special forces. So these are like the Air Force guys that pull people out from situations. So like the PJs, so pararescue jumpers, those were the guys that were looking for the supposed you know fucking pilot that fucking dropped in Iran or whatever. Damn.
SPEAKER_01That's crazy. Chuck Norris was Chuck Norris was a Delta Force guy.
SPEAKER_04Was he? I think it was a movie, it wasn't real. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01But I think he did was I think he did Delta Force. I'm gonna watch that shit.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
unknownDelta Force.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, so if you look at like the Green Berets and like the Rangers and um I can't think of the of their uh the Night Stalkers. Those are like the pilots for the Army. Night Stalker? Yeah, those are like the helicopter pilots. Oh, yeah. The ones that flew the helicopters into like the Osama uh camp. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So those were like flying those special helicopters and shit. That's the night stalkers. Those are they fall under special forces also. No shit. So all those guys get chosen, right? They you know, you can be in, you know, a Green Beret or a Ranger or uh or a Night Stalker for 15 years, and then the then Delta Force is like, alright, hey, we want you. Because all Delta Force, they're all like older dudes, they're not like 20 something year olds. Yeah, they have like 10 years of experience in fucking special forces.
SPEAKER_01You ever see the dude with the tattoos on his neck, white guy? He's even got fucking gold fronts and shit. He's probably about my age or younger. But he was a Navy SEAL. Yeah. He gets arrested for like getting to this big bar fight or whatever.
SPEAKER_04A lot of Navy SEALs get arrested.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Yeah. He got in trouble. Yeah. And then he got in trouble, and then they found out about steroids or something like that, and then he was out. Then he got kicked out. Then he joined like the British or something like that.
SPEAKER_04He's a French Legion. Yeah. Yeah, French Foreign Legion.
SPEAKER_01They just walked up to the door, he's like, I want to join.
SPEAKER_04So French Foreign Legion is fucking crazy.
SPEAKER_01That's what, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Because anybody can join. Yeah. But then they change your name. They change everything. You gotta go through like a fucking improv. They beat the shit out of you.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it's fucking they gave me the best name ever. I was like John Denver. I don't know what the fuck name it was. It was like it was the best name ever.
SPEAKER_04But you see like KKK dudes that are tatted from the head down, and they're like, I just want a new name for myself, and then they're fighting in the foreign league. Yeah, it's fucking insane.
SPEAKER_01He said it liked it.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. I couldn't do that shit. Oh, fuck. Oh, run it at a time.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. But uh, yeah.
SPEAKER_04You know about the Navy SEALs that fucking fought the Green Beret and killed them? When was this? This was at a bar, or I think it not at a bar. It was in a room a few years ago. I think it was two Navy SEALs that didn't get along with this or the this something happened where the where the Green Beret found out about something, right? That they didn't want him to talk, but they ended up killing him. Holy shit. Damn. I gotta find the story. Fucking dipshits.
SPEAKER_00Fucking dipshits.
SPEAKER_04In twenty seventeen, uh Staff Sergeant Logan Melgar, U.S. Army Green Brewery, was founded from his association in the US Embassy. Damn, dude! Yep. In Mali, where he resided with other special forces members. Investigations later determined his death stemmed from either an attempt to conceal theft and corruption by his killers or a botch hazing incident. And the killers were two Navy SEAL team six guys.
SPEAKER_01Damn, stupid asses. So it took two Navy SEALs to kill one Green Beret. Holy shit.
SPEAKER_04And apparently he was gonna like talk to them about some corruption that they were doing. So I'm assuming so a lot of a lot of special forces, a lot of people don't know that special forces guys are always caught smuggling drugs for fucking cartels because they got the skills to do that shit. It's not the skills. Navy SEAL guys and you know Green Berets, when they go on an American carrier or a fucking plane, they don't get searched, buddy. They got the little pass. You don't fucking touch them, you don't talk to them, they don't do they just fucking show you the path and they they keep walking.
SPEAKER_01They go right through.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, there's I mean, there's been plenty of incidents where uh like you'll see guys in like a fucking polo and fucking some little cry, like the a pants, like the tactical pants, and with a fucking giant beard, and you get like a fucking colonel, and he'll be like, You're out of fucking regulations, what the fuck? Oh yeah, I heard about that, yeah. And the guy just keeps walking by. He's like, nah. Who the fuck are you? Like you're a nobody. Like you can be a fucking general and not give it away. But I don't talk to you. Yeah, I don't you're not in my chain of computer.
SPEAKER_01I mean one guy, I it was uh it's probably the same thing you heard that from. I was like, the guy said, uh my beard, I had this, I had that, and the guy came up to me and I was like, But that happens more often than people think. You got a uniform, he's like, Yeah, okay. Yeah. All right, bye.
SPEAKER_04You'll get like a random fucking like E5 or like a sergeant, right? E5, or that'll try to talk to a dude.
SPEAKER_01Talk down to him?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, and this guy's like an E7 or you know, whatever. Yeah, and he's like, Who the fuck are you? Like you're nobody, and he just walks away. Just walks away. All the time.
SPEAKER_01And yeah, he's probably not not even at that base all the time. He's probably just there for whatever. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04It doesn't happen as much now because people know the stories and shit. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01But it happens to me every once in a while. Yeah. Yeah. Hey Frank, get your shit together. I'd be such a bully. If I was if I was like a navy SEAL or something, I'd be at the bar showing all everybody. Even if I was Delta Force. I'm a Delta Force guy. You're not supposed to tell everybody. I'm telling everybody.
SPEAKER_04Delta Force! Like Justy Ventura. Yeah. Just telling everybody I'm a Duncan. I'm the governor of Minnesota.
SPEAKER_00Governor Minnesota Navy STIO.
SPEAKER_01He did a lot of shit for his own. Yeah, well. Alright, we have to cut it short because I gotta go fucking. I don't want to say what I gotta do. Yeah, right. Alright, we're out of here. Peace.