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Hello everybody.
SPEAKER_02Hey.
SPEAKER_17This is the Not Surprise Show.
SPEAKER_02Happy Thursday. Or Monday when you listen.
SPEAKER_17Or Monday when you listen.
SPEAKER_02Thursday we're recording.
SPEAKER_16Stop doing it! Stop, we're giving it shit.
SPEAKER_23Everything is everything fucking shit. No editing.
SPEAKER_17This is crack nasty and aggressive ads.
SPEAKER_23Hello, hello.
SPEAKER_17How's everybody doing on this Monday?
SPEAKER_23Monday is Monday ever.
SPEAKER_17Thursday.
SPEAKER_23Thursday is Monday ever.
SPEAKER_17I'm drunk off a whistle pig. And she's got whatever she has in her jug and wine.
SPEAKER_23I have options. Yeah. I have options. I have a Cosmo, but I also have some wine.
SPEAKER_17There you go.
SPEAKER_23Compliments of Digga.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, Digga had to fucking just finish the wine, so you don't uh so you don't wanna, you know. You don't wanna waste it. You don't wanna waste it. So I'm like, alright, well, fuck it. We don't have a show to do. We'll just fucking drink wine.
SPEAKER_02We're just gonna hang out, look up vacation spots.
SPEAKER_17Mmm. Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_02Found some good ones.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, I'm telling you, East Hampton was a nice spot.
SPEAKER_02I'm excited for that. That'll be a lot of fun.
SPEAKER_17Not too far. Two and a half hours away from us. That's fine. Not too far. At night, sometimes you get the uh the drunk riff raff.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_17But they're not too bad. You just smack the shit out of them or something.
SPEAKER_02It's gonna I mean you could have someone accidentally try to open your hotel room door.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, then you gotta fucking threaten them with an object. But other than that, it wasn't really bad.
SPEAKER_23Fuck around, find out.
SPEAKER_17Fuck around and find out. Then before you know it, you're like OJ Simpson or something.
SPEAKER_02RIP.
SPEAKER_17Alright, listen, here's what happened was this motherfucker opened up my door.
SPEAKER_02That glove wasn't mine.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, that's not my glove. This shit don't even fit. You know that motherfucker's dead?
SPEAKER_02I said R.I.P.
SPEAKER_17Oh shit, I didn't even hit Did he?
SPEAKER_02Cancer got him.
SPEAKER_17I didn't know it was cancer. I just know he died.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that I I only know a coworker who told me. I didn't really follow him, his story was. No, but I did I did hear it was cancer.
SPEAKER_17Oh we'll have a moment of silence. Alright, it's over.
SPEAKER_02Okay, not the next.
SPEAKER_17You know he killed a whole bunch of people.
SPEAKER_24For sure.
SPEAKER_17They should have like they should have the uh I saw that meme where they should have the white Bronco with all the cops following him in his casket inside.
SPEAKER_04That would be awesome.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, fucking follow his ass there.
SPEAKER_04Yep.
SPEAKER_17Um I was gonna say, what did you do this weekend, but you were at the Stankies?
SPEAKER_24I was with you guys. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02It was so fun.
SPEAKER_17And um we had somebody that was with us. We'll call him uh Vanilla Gorilla.
SPEAKER_04Vanilla Gorilla, that's amazing.
unknownHis name, his name is Jay.
SPEAKER_03That is awesome.
SPEAKER_17Vanilla Gorilla, that's what I call him. I don't know if he likes that, but that's his name.
SPEAKER_03He was here.
SPEAKER_17He was here, so you came over.
SPEAKER_02Yep.
SPEAKER_17Little I mean, we were here, so let's say the festivities started at like seven.
SPEAKER_02Correct.
SPEAKER_17And then you showed up by nine? Nine o'clock, yeah.
SPEAKER_02I'd say by nine.
SPEAKER_17And then where'd you go?
SPEAKER_02So we went to let's just do a quick little grab some dinner. It'll be quick. It'll be so quick.
SPEAKER_13Yeah.
SPEAKER_02It's never quick. Well, not nothing against them, it's it's us. We're the problem, we're the problem. Of course. Uh we love it there, and we're really cool friends with the bartender on the old school side. So we always sit at the bar with him, and then next thing you know, drinks, dinner, yeah, dessert, all the things, and it's like, okay, we we gotta go. And my friend, he's like, Why are you in such a rush tonight? I said, Oh, we have to go to a party. That's right. Stankies. Yep. He's like, Oh, you do? I'll make you a drink to go. Like, you're the best. You're the best. So um, but yeah, I was like, definitely butt probably buzzed when I got here.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, so Vanilla Gorilla was like uh he's like, hey, is uh is Ange drunk already? I don't know. Yep. So let's picture this, people. All right, let's say you're at a Vietnam hostage camp and you're trying to find out through Morse code of blinking if somebody's okay.
SPEAKER_03When you blink twice, but you blink eight times.
SPEAKER_17But the like slow, intense blinks. So I'm like, Ange, what are you doing? You alright? And as you're saying, yeah, I'm good. As she's talking, she's like blinking like very intensely and slow. Like, yo, this bitch fucked up.
SPEAKER_04She fucked up. And in my mind, that's me trying to act sober.
SPEAKER_02Like that's that's me trying to be like, I'm, I'm, I'm great. I'm good. Um I've never been better. I'm sober.
SPEAKER_17And then yeah, and then Raj got uh biological eyes.
SPEAKER_02He did have LASIK.
SPEAKER_17Biological eyes. What the fuck? Holy fuck.
SPEAKER_03LASIK surgery.
SPEAKER_17Bionicle.
SPEAKER_03Bionicle.
SPEAKER_17Biological. Maybe we should reset this shit and drink some water. Stand by, hold on. I'm gonna drink some water.
SPEAKER_03We're juggling. Well, a little more whistle pig.
SPEAKER_17Mm-hmm. Fuck, I had all this shit written down. I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore.
SPEAKER_02Um, we could talk about part of the reason why I went to dinner as late as we did is because it's my well, partially my fault. I sporadically got a tattoo on Saturday.
SPEAKER_17That's right. Yes. Let me say it real quick. It was sporadic. Do you like it? I like it.
SPEAKER_02Thank you.
SPEAKER_17On the hand and little hand tat.
SPEAKER_02So my mom, my my mom's sister, my godmother, um, she really has been wanting to get this done, like together. And I was like, hey, like, you want to go to your place, you want to go to my place, you want kind of like, you want me to make the appointment? You're gonna make the appointment. How do you want to do it? She's like, no, no, let's go to my guy. I was like, oh, okay, cool.
SPEAKER_04Who is this guy?
SPEAKER_02Who's this guy? But all right, whatever. She recently got one like on her arm, she was happy with it, like, cool, fine. I'm I'm laid back. I'm like, well, whatever, whatever, wherever you want to go. I mean, it's tiny. Yeah. Um, so she had she was busting me on Easter. She's like, When are we gonna go? And I was like, if you just make an appointment, I promise you I'll show up.
SPEAKER_13We'll go. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02So she calls me on Saturday.
SPEAKER_15She's like, We do abortions and tattoos at the same time.
SPEAKER_03She calls to me Saturday and I'm I'm like, with the kids at Target. I'm like, hi, I'm shopping with my with my kids.
SPEAKER_02Oh, uh Wait, she just called you out of the blue?
SPEAKER_17Like, fuck it, let's get tattoos.
SPEAKER_02So she's like, um, what can you are you gonna be around at 2 30? My guy could get us in. He had to get away.
SPEAKER_17Did she call you like the night before? No, the day of.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah. Morning of I was at Target.
SPEAKER_17Down.
SPEAKER_02Yep, and I was like, I was like, yeah, I was like, I'm gonna be leaving Target soon. Like, I don't have plans till like Roger and I are gonna grab dinner, we have a party, but like not till later. So I was like, perfect. So we go to meet at 2 30 at the tattoo place. I'm not gonna say where, I'm not gonna say names, but the guy was so nice, but no concept of time, I don't think.
SPEAKER_17So they never do.
SPEAKER_02So 2 30 appointment. He wasn't there yet. Fine, fine. I mean, that's fine. I'm laid back, it's not a problem. So 2 45. I want to say he shows up. Um, definitely like high out of his mind. Also, fine.
SPEAKER_16Like, I feel like that's just like fucking just put a needle in my face.
SPEAKER_02That's like whatever. It's a vibe, sure. So then he's like sanitizing the room aggressively. I'm like, I like cleanliness, that's cool.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, he's high as fuck.
SPEAKER_02Right, like overly sanitizing. I'm like, the cleaner the better, though. Yeah, fine. Then he calls us, then we go into the room. He already kind of knew what we wanted. Now it's like because he's a talker, he's all he's a little scattered, he's all over the place. We're talking, we're laughing. I like him though. He's he's nice, he's cool, he's making me laugh. So then finally he gets what we need, prints it off like that paper, sizes it to our wrists. I got mine on my hand, she got hers on her wrist.
SPEAKER_13Okay.
SPEAKER_02So then he's like, Ah, I got this girl coming for a consultation real quick. But motherfucker, you just put this shit on my wrist.
SPEAKER_17So you had the stencil already on you.
SPEAKER_02So I'm not on me, but like he had it in his hand and he had sized it perfectly. He didn't like stick it on yet.
SPEAKER_16Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_02But he's like, Oh, I just got this girl, she's coming for a consultation real quick. I'm like, okay, that's fine. A little annoying, but fine. So she he goes out and he's out there for a like because he's a a talker too, and so am I. I'm guilty of that too, but like really a talker, and we hear their whole conversation. I'm like, oh my god, like going on and on and on, and I'm looking at the time. We wanted to get dinner, like an early dinner. I'm like, Roger's gonna kill me. Yeah. So then my aunt's like, oh, I think she might have just walked in. I was like, no, like this was planned. Like, he definitely knew she was coming at three o'clock when we had an appointment at 2:30. So that that's fine, that's fine. So um, not a problem.
SPEAKER_17So she's in there.
SPEAKER_02Then the girl leaves, he comes back to us, gets it on our hand, we're BSing. I know this guy's whole life story. I know everything about him. I know a a lot of information about him. I saw pictures of his children.
SPEAKER_13Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Um they're adorable. And then he's like, now he got the he's gonna start. Yeah. So he starts. He starts. There's numerous interesting stories that he told me, but the one that mainly sticks in my brain that I told Roger. We were having dinner that night. I was like, Yeah, like he told me he stole his blood back from a hospital.
SPEAKER_17How the fuck you steal your blood back?
SPEAKER_02So I guess he went to the hospital for like a he called it a routine asthma attack.
SPEAKER_17Okay.
SPEAKER_02Which he's had a few times. So he told me, and he said that they did all this blood work and it made him really uncomfortable. Like he was like, Why, why are you doing all this blood work? Okay. He wasn't happy about it. He wasn't comfortable with it. So he's like, When they weren't looking, I stole it back. He's like, No one's gonna clone it back.
SPEAKER_17And nobody knows what So wait a second time out.
SPEAKER_02And now he's mid he's mid-dat too, and I'm like, Oh I'm like, Yeah, I mean, you never know.
SPEAKER_15Yeah, for real.
SPEAKER_04I mean, I mean, I totally want to stole mine back too. I had to just scroll up. I was like, yeah, that's that's So uh real quick, was he like all sweaty and like shanking and shit?
SPEAKER_17Well, he did a good job on the tattoo. Those lines are clean.
SPEAKER_02Oh, oh, he was he told me he's OCD. He like he even went back and like fixed a spot.
SPEAKER_17Like did you ask what he ingested prior to your uh I didn't ask injection of ink into your epidermis.
SPEAKER_02I didn't ask, but he had me laughing. He's like, you know, because he's did some time and now he's oh good hepatitis living the good life. And he's like, you know, he's my girl, like she gets stressed out sometimes about crazy things. He's like, I just I'm just so happy to just like be home, be living a good life. I go out, I pick my vegetables in my garden, I smoke a little weed. He's like, I don't know, like there's just nothing to be stressed about.
SPEAKER_17I'm like You know what? He's right.
SPEAKER_02You're right, though. No, like good quality of life. Like I think he's thinking on the right path. But yeah, I mean the the stealing of the blood back, not wanting to be cloned, he's like, I don't trust anybody. You shouldn't trust anybody. See, and I'm like, he Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_17I mean, yeah, you're getting you're getting a you're getting a uh absolutely standby. You ready? I'm gonna show you something. I got something for that. You ready? Yes. All right, here you go. And now he's like, So like, listen.
SPEAKER_02And then he's like, what do you do for work? And then he started talking. So I told him what my husband does for work. He's like, oh, he's probably a hitman. He's like, you know he's out there killing people, right?
SPEAKER_15I was like, Meanwhile, he's doing the dick.
SPEAKER_02I was like, I was like, no, I mean, no.
SPEAKER_03He doesn't.
SPEAKER_15So like, you know, you know, like, I had uh hepatitis and asthma. So I went to the hospital and uh I said, fuck you, motherfucker. Alright, you ain't taking my blood back. So as soon as that bitch turned around, I took my blood back because you know what, they'll clone me. First of all.
SPEAKER_02He was really worried about cloning. He said they took way too much blood. I mean, I could have said anything, he was tattooing my hand. I was like, Yeah. I was like, you're so right. I would have done the same thing.
SPEAKER_17You should have said, Do you do you think you're worth cloning? It's about a bunch of. Don't fucking flatter yourself, motherfucker. Don't flatter yourself.
SPEAKER_04No.
SPEAKER_17There could have been a thousand I gotta play this again. There could have been a thousand more. This is what I would have said. Listen, I know you're doing a good job on my arm and stuff. I mean, I love it. You didn't care. I think you should just don't flatter yourself. Nobody wants to clone you. You're a piece of shit. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just joking, it's a joke.
SPEAKER_04That's a joke. It's a joke. If you're listening, we love it. It's a joke. Thank you, bro. Thank you for my hands.
SPEAKER_17But seriously, don't if if they take your blood, let them fucking take it.
SPEAKER_04I don't think you should steal your blood back.
SPEAKER_17It's for a good fucking reason. They're not gonna clone you. And if they do, then I'm sorry for telling you to give them your blood. And uh you can punch me in the face because you're wrecked. But by then it's already over because there's like Terminator fucking people walking around.
SPEAKER_02Raj is like, that's who you let. Tattoo your fucking hand on. Yeah, but it's too late because it's like. I mean, I was mid, I was mid heart. Like you're already playing that.
SPEAKER_16Hepatitis already set in. I already got that shit, you know. That shit already set in. Oh wow.
SPEAKER_02My sweet aunt, she's so sweet. She's like, Isn't he the best? I tell him I would never go to anyone else. You're the only one that could be. I got a guy. And I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah. He was great.
SPEAKER_15Yeah, I mean, if if he was the only guy in the United States, fine, it'd be awesome.
SPEAKER_02He was great.
SPEAKER_17Again, we're kidding. Maybe. I don't know. An ounce of humor is a pound of truth.
SPEAKER_02Right. 100%.
SPEAKER_16Man, fuck this dude. I ain't never go to this motherfucker.
SPEAKER_17I'm just kidding. I'm just joking. But seriously, I ain't gone.
SPEAKER_15Seriously.
SPEAKER_16Only because I got a guy.
SPEAKER_02Only, yeah. So I also have a guy. So I was like, well, I liked him. I did. I wish he was a little better with time management.
SPEAKER_17But it's high as fuck.
SPEAKER_02I was there for like two and a half hours.
SPEAKER_17For that?
SPEAKER_02Holy shit! That's why we got here so much.
SPEAKER_17That's a 15-minute tattoo.
SPEAKER_02Legit.
SPEAKER_17Dude.
SPEAKER_02Legit.
SPEAKER_17Two and a half hours? This was three and a half hours. And it's my whole interior.
SPEAKER_02It's fucking No, like him actually tattooing this was probably like you said, 10 minutes. But the process was two and a half hours. But my aunt got one too, so there's two of us. But still.
SPEAKER_17Yeah. But still. So this, so my my inner, what do you call this thing? Bicep? Arm?
SPEAKER_21Yeah.
SPEAKER_17So the inner bicep. So from my underarm all the way past my elbow into the forearm. And then wrapping around the tricep towards the bicep.
SPEAKER_24Yep.
SPEAKER_17On the inner probably about three and a half hours.
SPEAKER_24See?
SPEAKER_17And your motherfucker did an outline of two hearts in two and a half hours.
SPEAKER_02It was just because lots of chit-chatin.
SPEAKER_17Let me see.
SPEAKER_02Lots of chit-chatting. It's in the peeling.
SPEAKER_17He did a good job, though.
SPEAKER_02The lines are clean. I'm I mean, I'm healing.
SPEAKER_17He really did a good job. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02It's still healing.
SPEAKER_17Are you guys gonna get it shaded in or just gonna leave it? Say it. That's what you wanted. Like that. That's nice. But it's nice though.
SPEAKER_02Dainty.
SPEAKER_17You're putting your ointment on there?
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_17Every few hours you wash your few hours. You can't don't be touching no ass or anything like that because you're gonna get fucking worse than Pink Eye.
SPEAKER_02Oh, no, no.
SPEAKER_17Get in your bloodstream like, damn.
SPEAKER_04I'm careful.
SPEAKER_17I'd be like, alright, listen guys, this is uh show 14 and uh by myself and uh lone survivor. I would like to uh dedicate the show to Ange. Dedicate this show to Ange. She could no longer be on the show. She died from uh from uh she had an open tattoo and uh she got butthole poisoning.
SPEAKER_04Just say pink eye but worse.
SPEAKER_17She got she got pink eye in the skin.
SPEAKER_15Wait, what? I don't even know. God damn it.
SPEAKER_17I don't think we should drink again before we fucking do this shit. Stand by, I gotta drink.
SPEAKER_04Stand by.
SPEAKER_17Hmm. But it is Yeah, but my guy's good too.
SPEAKER_02He's um So where do you go? Norwalk?
SPEAKER_17Stratford.
SPEAKER_02Stratford.
SPEAKER_17Um he's gonna freelance now. He had his own business, but he wants to like travel more, so he's just gonna. I don't know what he's doing with the business, but he's gonna do his own thing.
SPEAKER_24Yeah.
SPEAKER_17He's always like a traveler.
SPEAKER_24Right.
SPEAKER_17And he'll tattoo along the way. He's like a free spirit.
SPEAKER_24Love that.
SPEAKER_17He's like, yeah, man. So I'll get there. So I'll make my appointments. So I'll let's say I get the forearm.
SPEAKER_13Yep.
SPEAKER_17Then I'll say, Alright, next month I'll do this. Next month I'll do that. So I get there, I'm like, I was like, yeah, I told you what I wanted, right? He was like, Yeah. What you got for me? He's like, I don't know, we'll figure it out now.
unknownOkay, cool.
SPEAKER_08Okay.
SPEAKER_17Alright, cool. And then before you know it, he just draws everything and he fucking does And he's doing it. Yeah, so let's say let's say it's by like an hour and a half, two hours of fucking drawing shit on your arm.
SPEAKER_02Yep.
SPEAKER_17And then the rest of the time is fucking doing it.
SPEAKER_02Actually tattooing. And it's all always coming out great. Like it looks really good.
SPEAKER_17So this tiki thing I have on my inner arm is the tiki oh love.
SPEAKER_02Oh, I love that. I didn't know.
SPEAKER_17So when we went to Hawaii on our honeymoon, this is the we had a little tiki man.
SPEAKER_24Oh, really?
SPEAKER_17So I sent him a picture of that, and that's his that's a tiki man, but he made it like a little bit more graffiti-ish.
SPEAKER_24That's cool.
SPEAKER_17I was like, I want a skull on there so I don't look like a bitch.
SPEAKER_24Yeah.
SPEAKER_17But I still look like a bitch.
SPEAKER_24No, I like that. No, I like it.
SPEAKER_17Yeah. So I got my little cartoonish. But it looks like graffiti-ish, right? Pretty dope.
SPEAKER_02It's really good. He did a great job.
SPEAKER_17Then I got the Sicilian thing right here.
SPEAKER_02Oh, I love that.
SPEAKER_17Then he did this for.
SPEAKER_02So he's done that whole sleeve.
SPEAKER_17The whole sleeve. So this one, I have a tattoo of a bulldog in my arm.
SPEAKER_02So that's like the older one, right?
SPEAKER_17And a guy, Danny Williams, did it.
SPEAKER_02Cool.
SPEAKER_17And he was the one who taught him.
SPEAKER_02Oh, that's cool. So same place.
SPEAKER_17Danny Williams since past. So he goes, uh So I told him, he's like, Danny Williams did it? I said, yeah. I said, this fucking shit has got to be fucking under like 20 years old at least.
SPEAKER_24That's cool.
SPEAKER_17And he's like, dude, let's try to save it.
SPEAKER_24Yeah.
SPEAKER_17Let's try to save it. Because I think old tattoos are fucking dope.
SPEAKER_24They are.
SPEAKER_17So he fucking he kind of made it work.
SPEAKER_24Yeah. It fits in.
SPEAKER_17He made it work. We were gonna go over it, but I was like, you know what? Just leave it the way it is.
SPEAKER_24Leave it. I think that's cool.
SPEAKER_17So he it was like almost like a tribute.
SPEAKER_24Right.
SPEAKER_17So I just kept it. Plus my brother got the same shit.
SPEAKER_24Oh, that's it.
SPEAKER_17I didn't want to get rid of it.
SPEAKER_02You can't cover it.
SPEAKER_17If my brother covered his, I covered my shit too, then if he did.
SPEAKER_02But he would never.
SPEAKER_16No, he wouldn't.
SPEAKER_02What do you mean?
SPEAKER_16He don't give a fuck. He loves me, but uh, he'll be like, fuck that. I'm covering that shit. I gotta fucking.
SPEAKER_17It was either it was either a bulldog or a chick with nipples and shit. I just I chose a nipple chick.
SPEAKER_03I chose a nipple.
SPEAKER_17So I did my uh digga, my bitch digga.
SPEAKER_03He's like, Why don't you just cover it?
SPEAKER_17Because I know that uh I know I know he covered it. I'm like, he didn't cover it. I should call him quick.
SPEAKER_23You should. Did he will he answer?
SPEAKER_17Let me send him a text. Hold on. Let's see. Uh hopefully he'll write it. If he texts me back. Let me see. You busy? Alright. So we'll bullshit until he texts back. But yeah, so I got that done. So now in the fall, I'll start the other arm.
SPEAKER_02Yes. What are you gonna get on that arm?
SPEAKER_17I don't know. I don't know if I want like uh I don't want any police stuff. No. I do and I don't. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_02You're on the fence.
SPEAKER_17I don't want anything too obvious. Maybe something that's for me.
SPEAKER_02I feel like you should. Do you even think subtle?
SPEAKER_17Subtle. Like some people put like the things. Yeah, like I know it, and if you're a cop, you'll know it. But if you're in public, you won't know it.
SPEAKER_13We wouldn't know.
SPEAKER_17So something like that I'll do. Like my boy got it the um the um St. Michael thing.
SPEAKER_24Oh, I yep.
SPEAKER_17Which is nice.
SPEAKER_02That is nice.
SPEAKER_17So it's not if you don't know about St. Michael, then you're not gonna know.
SPEAKER_02You wouldn't understand.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, you're not gonna understand, and it's fine. Maybe something like that. There's like St. Michael's shield, I was thinking of putting right here.
SPEAKER_24Oh, that'd be cool.
SPEAKER_17The shield that he holds. Yeah. So you can kind of like, yeah.
SPEAKER_24You should.
SPEAKER_17But I don't know.
SPEAKER_24I like that.
SPEAKER_17I'm thinking about that.
SPEAKER_24That'd be good.
SPEAKER_17Maybe that here.
SPEAKER_02That's okay.
SPEAKER_17But I don't know. We'll find out.
SPEAKER_02I'm actually going Saturday for another one. Oh shit, what you getting, girl? It's gonna be right here.
SPEAKER_17Right by your booby. God damn it, girl. You gotta get it fast because summertime's coming.
SPEAKER_02I know, that's why I'm going Saturday.
SPEAKER_17You can't get it in the sun. That's it. Nope. That's why I'm waiting until the fall.
SPEAKER_02It's going Saturday. So cool. So what are you getting? Palm trees.
SPEAKER_17It's gonna be Frank. Imagine if I had uh just your face. If I was rich.
SPEAKER_03You should send me a selfie.
SPEAKER_17Now it's in no just like Frank was here. On the side, would you do it if I had like 10 grand?
SPEAKER_15Yeah. 10,000, that's it. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_17If I was rich, I'd be like, all right, here's 10 grand. But you can't sell Raj until it's done.
SPEAKER_02Until it's done.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_17Oh my god.
SPEAKER_02Well, what's so funny is I told the guy, I told the artist, I was like, I'm gonna do the other one, but it's just like to be determined. Like I know for sure what I want here, and I have an idea of what I want here, but I'm not gonna disclose it yet because I'm not positive. So I mean the Point being there's room for more.
SPEAKER_17They're gonna outline the feeders.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_17Which feeders are rhesicists.
SPEAKER_04Yep, that is correct.
SPEAKER_17So outline the sides.
SPEAKER_02Oh nice. I could show you a picture. Okay. It's not me.
SPEAKER_17Well, good, thank you, because that'd be a little inappropriate. I feel a little weird.
SPEAKER_02No, it's gonna look like that.
SPEAKER_17Del send that to me, yo. You'll send that shit to me, man. Don't sound digging. Send that shit, girl. That's pretty good. That's a great idea, though. It's really good.
SPEAKER_02It goes with the curvature.
SPEAKER_17Yeah.
SPEAKER_02If that makes sense.
SPEAKER_17Plus, it's tropical. Yes. That's why I got punching. Tropical makes you happy.
SPEAKER_02It's happiness. We like, you know, we like islands.
SPEAKER_17Yeah. That's why I did it. With AK vibes. So it's either like when you want to kick somebody in the face, you're looking at my forearm and I'm like, oh, I love tropical. And then it goes away.
SPEAKER_02And then you find happiness in your soul.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, you do.
unknownYes. Yeah. Yeah, you know.
SPEAKER_17Because kicking people in the face and punching them, because it's terrible.
SPEAKER_23So you just go, just take a deep breath and don't do that.
unknownPalm trees. Palm trees.
SPEAKER_02Palm trees, sunshine. That's what my therapist said. I don't know. Pretend to listen to the ocean waves. Supposed to be soothing.
SPEAKER_17I would have a therapist if it wasn't cheap.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, they're expensive.
SPEAKER_17Wait, a therapist and a psychologist? Which what's the which one's big?
SPEAKER_02Hiatrisk gives you meds. You don't need that. I don't want that shit. Fuck no, I don't need meds. No, you just need a therapist. Someone to talk to you. What's a therapist? Someone to talk to.
SPEAKER_17I talk to myself. Fuck that shit. Fuck that. I also talk to myself. Yeah, fuck that. I want intelligent conversation. I speak to myself. Fuck that shit.
SPEAKER_02I did definitely talk to myself.
SPEAKER_17Um, let's see what I I wrote down a lot of stuff.
SPEAKER_02Well, I want to know what new car you're getting. Oh!
SPEAKER_17Yeah, you know what? That's what it is. Let's see. Hold on. Let me see real quick and my brother roll back. No, that was you, it was your side boob. Well, it wasn't your side boob, but the side boob of the tattoo. That's a great idea. Let's see. Okay. So we're gonna go into the scam. Yes. Okay. Should I try to call Digga quick? And maybe have no, I'm thinking yes. You know what? Fuck that motherfucker.
SPEAKER_02I know she's working.
SPEAKER_03I don't give a shit.
SPEAKER_17So what she's a floor above.
SPEAKER_03Digga, I tried. I tried.
SPEAKER_17She knows we're calling.
SPEAKER_02We warned her that we might.
SPEAKER_17I'm gonna put this on mute. I don't know if it'll work. I don't know how this is gonna work. I gotta mute my mic, so hold on. I'm gonna put you on on the show. Hold on. You're not on the show yet. Hold on. Stand by. Hold on. Yo, are you there? Yeah.
SPEAKER_05You can hear it perfectly.
SPEAKER_17Yeah. Alright, you there? Digga.
SPEAKER_05What's up?
SPEAKER_17Alright, so we're talking about okay. So, real quick before we go into this uh conversation here uh Digga. I'm gonna say her fucking real name, but I said it a thousand times anyway. Anyway, so her car is a brand new car. I don't want to say the brand name, but it rhymes with Mercedes.
SPEAKER_05It's a really nice car.
SPEAKER_17Yeah. Very nice, brand new.
SPEAKER_05Yep. Very nice paperweight.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, it's pretty much a fucking paperweight. 2023, right? AMG. Beautiful.
SPEAKER_02It is gorgeous.
SPEAKER_17Beautiful. Leather interiors, white.
SPEAKER_02White.
SPEAKER_17Beautiful. Right? Okay. Gorgeous. Fast, got little turbo shits in there. I don't know what the fuck it does. I don't even know where the battery is in that thing. So anyway, the the thing, the problem with this motherfucker is that the firmware or the computer inside gets fucked up all the time.
SPEAKER_24And it has to be like an electrical thing.
SPEAKER_17No, yeah, electrical or or a computer or some bull. There might be a shirt, like you're saying, or uh the firmware is fucked up or whatever. Okay. So for the past few months, since we've had well, let's see for a long time. Yeah. Half the time we had this fucking thing, it's been in the shop. The people I go there and the motherfucker knows my name.
SPEAKER_02It's always always like a constant.
SPEAKER_17Yes. He knows my fucking name. The bands before, no way.
SPEAKER_05He doesn't even take my he doesn't take my insurance information or my credit card anymore.
SPEAKER_24He just they have it on file.
SPEAKER_04It's it's yeah, it's got it on file. Here they are again.
SPEAKER_17Yep. So everything's on file and blah, blah, blah. Okay. So uh where the fuck was I? Oh, so the last time I was in there for two or three months, I think, Steph? Digga? Oops. Well, fuck it. Whatever. So almost two months.
SPEAKER_02That's actually insane. It's a long fucking time. That your car was gone for two months.
SPEAKER_17But you know what? We had this, we had like a clone of what we had before, so we're just killing their shit. I'm fucking going around with potholes. I'm doing that shit 120 miles an hour. No, I'm just kidding. But anyway, I was putting that shit in reverse on the highway. I didn't give a fuck. No, I never did that, but drove like I stole it. Actually, I didn't because I bet you they have JPS on there, so I was petrified.
SPEAKER_02Right. Just in case.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, they'll fuck me over. Yep.
SPEAKER_02You'll get a fine.
SPEAKER_17So I probably drove better in that shit than it. Anyway. No.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_17They were like, we have uh we have uh it's gotta go to Germany, and we have to talk with Germany because we don't know what's wrong with your car, blah, blah, blah. Well, no, just the the issue they had to talk to Germany.
SPEAKER_24Oh, that's they never had that issue.
SPEAKER_17So I'm like, that's great. Something I fucking bought, it's great. Or we bought together.
SPEAKER_24It's insane.
SPEAKER_17Yeah. So now you know the issue, and then it happened again. We're about to go to the gym in the morning. It said, unsafe to drive, and it shut itself off. I was like, you motherfucker. What the fuck? This shit just said, fuck you, I ain't going nowhere. It's unsafe. So there was an issue.
SPEAKER_05My car called in sick that day. Yeah.
SPEAKER_17He's like, fuck you, I ain't going.
SPEAKER_05I'm not coming. Sorry.
SPEAKER_17Yeah. Stuck in a stuck in a garage. That's let me hop in my trusty Honda with 249,000 miles. Honda Civic LX. Got leather in a sunroof and heated seats.
SPEAKER_05Listen, I love a good Honda. That thing is premium packaged right there. That was pretty does last forever.
SPEAKER_17My first car was a Honda. First of all, think about it. Shut the fuck up. Because time out. This motherfucker was like, when we got this shit, the Honda, she's like, this is the best thing ever.
SPEAKER_14It's beautiful. It looks so sporty. It's got leather in the center of him here to see.
SPEAKER_17Now she's like, yo, I need to borrow your fucking piece of shit car because I gotta bring the dog to the vet.
SPEAKER_04So now the table.
SPEAKER_17I'll let you drive the bins. I'm like, bitch, fuck you! But I'll take it. Whatever.
SPEAKER_02But yes, thank you. I'm gonna enjoy that drive.
SPEAKER_17I'll beat the shit out of that car. We're turning in anyway. And then um, I lost my fucking train of thought. God damn it. So anyway, so so here we go. So the fucking she goes, so I've been talking about like, you know, when this car dies, I'll get another fucking like a Honda pilot or some shit.
SPEAKER_13Yeah.
SPEAKER_17And drive that shit till it fucking shits to bed. This way, if I go to Home Depot, I'll just throw bricks in the back. I don't give a fuck what it is, you know? Right. I get like, or if we buy a set or a TV, we can put it in the back.
SPEAKER_14Got it.
SPEAKER_17Got the space. Don't care. Commuter car, I don't give a fuck. I got my little slingshot go-kart.
SPEAKER_05That's your fun. That's your toy. Mid-sized car. Yes.
SPEAKER_17I got my little go-kart. I have fun with that in the summer. That's your toy. Yeah. So I'm like, yeah, so this motherfucker. And I'm talking about digger, right? She yeah, start giggling, motherfucker. Start giggling.
SPEAKER_02The giggle is my biggest.
SPEAKER_17Start giggling. Alright? Now you're pissing me off.
SPEAKER_05So now I didn't even get to the shit that I wrote down.
SPEAKER_17Go ahead.
SPEAKER_05The betterment of our future was at stake, and I was being the sensible one.
SPEAKER_17Did you want to tell a story first?
SPEAKER_05It's not my problem.
SPEAKER_17You want to tell a story first?
SPEAKER_05No.
SPEAKER_17Okay, good. So then. So we're eating chicken and rice because we're poor.
SPEAKER_02No, because you're healthy. And we're getting shredded for summer.
SPEAKER_17Well, yes. Well, and until every Thursday when you show up.
SPEAKER_02It's not my fault.
SPEAKER_17Fuck up my alcohol intake. Which I'm not complaining.
SPEAKER_02I said today, I'm only gonna drink if you drink. You're like, yeah, why would you say that? I was like, you said yeah, I'm drinking.
SPEAKER_17I was like, I held that one time though. Anyway.
SPEAKER_02You did.
SPEAKER_17What was I saying? So yeah, so back to the So we're eating chicken and rice in the living room table.
SPEAKER_02I love that.
SPEAKER_17Yep.
SPEAKER_02Date night.
SPEAKER_17Yeah. Or just eating. And then uh, so she's like, I got a great idea. I know that you need another car. I don't need another car, but anyway, I kept my mouse.
SPEAKER_24You were like, yeah, yeah, sure.
SPEAKER_17I know you need another car. Yep. So what I'm gonna do is we'll get rid of the bins, and then we'll get the the Honda pilot that you kind of want and that you would use and everything, because you want that car. I'll drive it till next year, and then when the Mercedes convertible comes out, you could get the Honda.
SPEAKER_14I was like, bitch, you out of your fucking mind.
SPEAKER_17Wait a second.
SPEAKER_03And then you can take it over and I'll get the new Benz.
SPEAKER_17So yeah. So she wanted, so she's like, pretty much, I'll get rid of the Benz. We'll get the Honda. I'll drive it until it's fucking shit.
SPEAKER_05No, it's not gonna fit it within a year.
SPEAKER_17Yeah. Well, the way you drive, yeah.
SPEAKER_05We actually save money by doing that.
SPEAKER_17That's fine.
SPEAKER_05So And then I'll give you the Honda and I'll get the card.
SPEAKER_17So now I get a brand new car with 30,000 miles on it. Brand new car smells fucking gone. There's scratches all over this motherfucker. There's probably fucking coffee spilled everywhere. But no, I get a brand new car. Oh, thank you, Master. Thank you.
SPEAKER_02She'll get the convertible.
SPEAKER_17So what was your fucking plan?
SPEAKER_05My plan was to get a new car that I would drive for a couple months.
SPEAKER_17A couple months. Yeah. This fucking bend's ain't coming out till fucking probably the end of summer.
SPEAKER_05So next year. Okay, but that's only a couple months away.
SPEAKER_17Next year.
SPEAKER_05Well, whatever. So I wanted to change my car.
SPEAKER_17What?
SPEAKER_05No, it's not.
SPEAKER_17Okay.
SPEAKER_05Anyway, are you done?
SPEAKER_17Go ahead. It's your show.
SPEAKER_05What?
SPEAKER_17Did you forget what the fuck we're talking about?
SPEAKER_05Your world. I'm trying to do work here, and you're interrupting me.
SPEAKER_17So anyway, so her fucking little scam was. Here's what we're gonna do. I know you need a new car, you little peasant.
SPEAKER_02But you need to have the Honda pilot. I'm gonna get the new pen.
SPEAKER_17I I know you want an economy car.
SPEAKER_02Coming from the guy who has like three different cars.
SPEAKER_24I do have a lot of cars.
SPEAKER_17I have one hand-me-down.
SPEAKER_24Well, you have the truck, the Honda, and the Shower Day.
SPEAKER_17Is commercial. Because well, right now it's not commercial, it's a paperweight, but it will be commercial again.
SPEAKER_02I do every homeowner should have a truck. I agree with that.
SPEAKER_17So that doesn't count as my truck. It's a family truck.
SPEAKER_02I well, when it calls it family card orders on the way.
SPEAKER_17What the fuck did she say? I didn't even hear what's she saying?
SPEAKER_04Instacart's on the way.
SPEAKER_03My Instacart's on the way.
SPEAKER_17So anyway, you know what? Fuck it. Here's the bottom line. I ain't doing your fucking little scam. If I get the pilot, you're gonna drive the fucking Honda again, and we're done. You know what? I'm done with this conversation. Click, click. I just hung up on her. That's it. You're sleeping on the couch tonight. If anybody wants to fucking let me know if I'm in the wrong, you could DM me or send me an email or uh get a hold of me somewhere. I'm not in the wrong. I'm not in the fucking wrong. I'm telling you. She's trying to fucking scam me. I figured it out.
SPEAKER_03I'm like, I figured it out.
SPEAKER_17She's like, hey. So, like, you know, I I gotta get rid of it. So it's gonna save us money. And I know you should have a new car. So we're gonna get the new car, but you're not gonna drive it whatsoever. I'm gonna drive it. And then once it has 30,000 miles on it, and the new car smells gone, and I got shit all over the fucking place, and there's dense everywhere, then you can have it back. It's gonna be like a new car for you.
SPEAKER_02It's all yours, sonny.
SPEAKER_17I'm like, how about this bitch? Get rid of the fucking Honda. I mean, get rid of the Benz and you can have the fucking So You can take your Civic back.
SPEAKER_02What's the outcome with this Benz? Do you have to get rid of it? Is it done? Like it has to just be like it should be recalled, I feel.
SPEAKER_17Well, if when it happens again, because it's gonna happen again, because they did some cheap ass firmware shit.
SPEAKER_02Oh.
SPEAKER_17So when it happens again, we're gonna call Benz and have them fucking buy it back.
SPEAKER_02They have to. Like it's this has been since you've gotten it.
SPEAKER_17Dude, the sunroof won't fucking open.
SPEAKER_02There was one time I think she said the AC wouldn't work.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, the AC wouldn't work.
SPEAKER_02That's insane.
SPEAKER_17Yeah. So you got a $65,000 fucking car, which for I guess Mercedes world is shit, but I mean, still. It's expensive for me.
SPEAKER_02Me too.
SPEAKER_17So we got that fucking thing, and then nothing works, and it's always in the shop.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, no.
SPEAKER_17And I drive, I drive there in the Honda Civic. But like, yo, I tell them all the time, it's like, yo, you say this shit outside?
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_17250.
SPEAKER_02Like, come on. Like, figure your shit out. 250. Yep.
SPEAKER_17I change oil two times. Yeah. Two fucking times. I put gas in there once a week.
SPEAKER_02Just figure your shit out.
SPEAKER_17That's it. Get it together. Yep. And now you're telling me this fucking other car can't last a fucking week without it fucking shutting off. You stupid asshole.
SPEAKER_02I should tell you about my first car.
SPEAKER_17I want to know about your first car.
SPEAKER_021997 Honda Accord. Holy shit. And my parents are old school, and I had to buy my own car. So I had a job and I was a, you know, I started waitressing and I bought my own car. I bought my own cell phone, this, that, all the things. Yep. Um, yep. I, you know, the youngest and the only girl, because I have two older brothers.
SPEAKER_17I'm surprised you didn't get your own shit.
SPEAKER_02You would think that was that's where I was going with this conversation. Princess still fires me up. Um my brothers say I'm the favorite. I'm like, really?
SPEAKER_17I didn't get my own shit though.
SPEAKER_02I paid for my own cell phone. Paid for my own first car, paid for all my all my things. We'll say I turn 16, they're like, job, start applying. Yeah, no, well, you could if you want, because I wanted a phone, they're like, you could pay for your own phone. Yeah. You could buy like my they wouldn't let me get my license, you could at 16. I had to wait till 17. That was their rule.
SPEAKER_17I kinda I got it at 16, but I really couldn't drive by myself.
SPEAKER_02Oh, because they had all those rules, right? Or just because in general.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, I'm older.
SPEAKER_02See, for me, I feel like I feel like kids like my friends, they got them at 16, but there were so many rules and regulations. Yeah. I don't know how it is now. I honestly have no function.
SPEAKER_17I don't even know. I should know. But anyway, yeah. You should know.
SPEAKER_02I don't know if I can pay attention. But for me, my parents' rule was uh 17, then you could go get your license. And when you have enough money to buy your own car, you could buy your own car. So 1997 Honda. Like I didn't get a a car from my parents. I got I had to buy my own little it was like, I don't know, four thousand dollars. And yeah. It it lasted me though. I had for a bit it lasted me up until I got married. Like it lasted me a long time.
SPEAKER_17Yeah. So the same I was in the same boat you were, but I got a little surprise at the end. So I would drive, my sister had a Geostorm, she was fucking old. Then she had a hot uh uh Nissan Sentra. I beat the shit out of that thing. But I couldn't drive until like almost 17. Like I got it at 16, then 17 that was when I could go on my own. Yep. Like it took a year before I could fucking go out.
SPEAKER_13Yep.
SPEAKER_17Um then I drove her car again. I used to have to beg for that fucking shit. So then I working at my dad's diner, I saved up and got a Mazda MPV because Wu Tang had it.
SPEAKER_24Those were cool.
SPEAKER_17And I was DJing at the time.
SPEAKER_24Yep.
SPEAKER_17So what's doper than a fucking MPV?
SPEAKER_24Right.
SPEAKER_17So I had that shit. And then So what was nice was I owed like a couple thousand. I think it was like, I think we bought the car for 10,000.
SPEAKER_02Yep.
SPEAKER_17My dad financed it, but I paid him every fucking month.
SPEAKER_02You paid him off.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, pretty much.
SPEAKER_24I worked for him, but you were still paying for the money.
SPEAKER_17But he would give me the money and he'd say, Pay me back. So I'd have to actually pay him the fucking money. Like either I'd have to leave him the fucking money every month. Which was nice. And then like the last he gave me the last two years. Yeah. He paid for me. He's like, oh, since you did good, I give you the car, blah, blah. Now I'll give it to you. Yeah, so that was nice. Um, then that lasted me for a long time. And then what did I have? I don't think I got another car. Oh. Then I got into corrections. I bought a Jeep.
SPEAKER_24Oh, and Cherokee. Oh, I like Jeeps.
SPEAKER_17And I had that shit. Inline six. Should have never got rid of that shit. I don't know what an inline six means because I'm not a mechanic. But my brother said that shit is good, so I should have kept it.
SPEAKER_24You should have kept it.
SPEAKER_17But yeah, that was it. Digga had mad cars.
SPEAKER_02I wanna say, if I it was like a lot of miles on this car. And we put it, I was like, it was time. It was definitely time. Like things were definitely going on it. It was time to get like an a better vehicle. And I'm like, how what do I do if I trade it in? I'm not gonna get anything. So we were like, no, no. My Raj was like, let's put it on Craigslist. I'm like, okay. I don't know anything about Craigslist. We put it on Craigslist. We had we had um a man, uh, two men come to our house, and I was nervous because well, I was just like, You're gonna have them come to our house? Like, I was scared.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, because that's weird.
SPEAKER_02Oh, I hated it. I was like, this is weird.
SPEAKER_17I hate that shit.
SPEAKER_02Nope, I don't like that at all. Like, you know, like when you sell something, you like like the PD, it's like a meetup spot. Like, nope, nope, they came to my house to look at my car. Yep. Um, the guy that bought it was blind.
SPEAKER_17Stand by. All right, listen, here's the deal.
SPEAKER_03Partially blind.
SPEAKER_17You contributed to some kind of fucking fatal accident that might have happened in Connecticut because you sold your car to a blind motherfucker.
SPEAKER_03Well, I stand by he was partially blind.
SPEAKER_16And you're like, fuck it, you got five grand, take my shit.
SPEAKER_03But he had a friend with him.
SPEAKER_02So they they inspected it. They loved it. They loved it.
SPEAKER_17Who the fuck was buying the car?
SPEAKER_02I don't know, but they loved it so much. I was nervous. I stayed inside the house. I was scared. I didn't go out.
SPEAKER_15So your dad's like, uh listen. Can you see me? But I don't give a fuck. You got five minutes, take a car.
SPEAKER_04It was Raj. It wasn't my dad. It was Roger. No, Roger's the one who sold.
SPEAKER_02Raj is like, um, I mean, one of them might have been a little blind, but they they loved this car. They love they loved it. Guess what happened?
SPEAKER_13Broke down.
SPEAKER_02They pulled out of my driveway.
SPEAKER_17As is, motherfucker.
SPEAKER_02It stalled.
SPEAKER_17Oh wow.
SPEAKER_02And guess what? They happily drove up. I was like, oh, they're not gonna take it. They had they were they still beeped and waved.
SPEAKER_17Yeah.
SPEAKER_02It stalled.
SPEAKER_17Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Out of my like at the end of my driveway, it stalled. Yeah. And they still beeped and waved. Like they were fucking thrilled to have the sand of.
SPEAKER_17They love that shit.
SPEAKER_02So I think one of them might have been blind.
SPEAKER_17They were fucking blind. And they crashed it down the street. So fuck them. As is, motherfucker. You ain't getting that shit. Fuck you. You're not getting your money back.
SPEAKER_04Raj came back in. He's telling me the story. I was like, they're coming back for us. Like, we're gonna do that. Three blind mice, but we're done.
SPEAKER_02And he's like, as is. That's what we said. He's like, as is. He's like, one of them was able to see fine.
SPEAKER_17Nope. Fuck them. So we had the Jeep Commander we sold. And I told him, I was like, dude, this shit might get down the block. It might not. I'm telling you now. Like a badass car. The body's fine. It's got three three rows. It's top of the line. It was the anniversary edition. There's some shit up with it where it won't stay on.
SPEAKER_13Yep.
SPEAKER_17I change your oil all the time. It's gotta be something simple, but I'm not fixing the shit. No. Three grand, it's yours. I take it.
unknownI can do it.
SPEAKER_17He's like, can I have one of your license plates?
SPEAKER_13Like, fuck no. Hell no.
SPEAKER_17We're taking my shit. Have a toad out of here. I got no uh. He's like I said, you can do whatever the fuck you want. Drive it, you want to drive it, drive it. Yours. He drives down the street, you hear, I was like, I'm just stalling on my driver. Yeah. That motherfucker. I was like, fuck it. Take that shit. I wrote, as is, you can do whatever the fuck you want.
SPEAKER_02The key little statement.
SPEAKER_17So you know when you said you were nervous about people coming to the house, right?
SPEAKER_02Oh, I hate that. Yeah. So I literally hate that.
SPEAKER_17When we bought this house, we were broke because we lost money on the other house. You know, we're working class. Okay. You know?
SPEAKER_24Same.
SPEAKER_17So we're like, fuck. We're a little broke here, but we need fucking, I need we need a stove and a fridge. So Steph, or digga, fuck! Her name is Steph. You know what? Fuck it. I don't give a shit. Steph. Digga went on to fucking uh Craigslist or some shit and found a stove and the refrigerator. So I was like, I said, first of all, digga, I'm not going to somebody's fucking house getting locked in the fucking basement and they're gonna turn my skin to a lampshade. It shit ain't happening. You can fucking forget it. I'm not doing it. But it's a good price.
SPEAKER_16It's like Samsung stuff. And it's like really good.
SPEAKER_22Not up in here. Said, not up in here. Not up in here.
SPEAKER_17And I ended up going. So fuck. But here's what I did. I put my bulletproof vest on.
SPEAKER_02Smart.
SPEAKER_17Yep. And a t-shirt.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, smart.
SPEAKER_17So I put a baggy t-shirt on, which I don't know. It must have shrunk or something. So yeah. And I had I had at least the little glock on side, then I had the little fucking another little glack in my pocket. I never did that.
SPEAKER_02You never know. You never know.
SPEAKER_17So I'm talking to the guy, right?
SPEAKER_02You're meeting up with strangers. People are crazy.
SPEAKER_17Oh, yeah. I don't give a fuck. I said, Steph, we go down to this fucking basement.
SPEAKER_02We're going down together.
SPEAKER_17They shut that fucking door and they say you can't get out. I'm killing everybody.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_17This is hypothetical. Hypothetical, but but seriously, I'm fucking getting the fucking.
SPEAKER_02It's called self-defense. Yeah.
SPEAKER_17So the guy's like, uh, he's looking at me and he looks at my collar and he sees like the he could see.
SPEAKER_24He saw the vest.
SPEAKER_17He saw the vest. And he's like, so I mean this thing it really wait.
SPEAKER_04His heart sunk.
SPEAKER_03He was like, why do you have a bullet?
SPEAKER_17Is that a bullet? Wait, what's that, sir? Nothing. Is that a bullet? Okay. So anyway, uh, yeah, everything. So does everything work? He's like, yep. He's like, do you want to get out of here now and get the stuff and buy it? Once he saw the vest on, he's like, do you want it or not?
SPEAKER_03Do you want it or not? What are you trying to do with my house?
SPEAKER_17Right. I just want to make sure you ain't gonna try to kill me.
SPEAKER_03Right.
SPEAKER_17So we still got this shit upstairs. The ice maker just broke, though.
SPEAKER_02Oh, but it lasted this whole time.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, the ice maker broke.
SPEAKER_02Hey, they did a good job. If you're listening, thank you.
SPEAKER_17And when I bought my dog too, I did the same shit with this Amish. I told you about the Amish review with me. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you did.
SPEAKER_17Fuck that, dude. I'm like, listen, your bearded ass ain't gonna get me in these fucking corn fucking children of the corn fucking shit.
SPEAKER_02No, people are crazy. It's not my fault. I I'm just the co-host. Oh, you could hear it. It sounds actually really nice. Almost like a waterfall. I feel like I'm on vacation.
SPEAKER_17Oh, so you know what I kept listening to? In the last show.
SPEAKER_04The rap song?
SPEAKER_17Yeah, the rap song. It's just like, I feel like I'm on a cruise ship.
SPEAKER_04I'm like, no one else has the same vibe.
SPEAKER_15Cruise ship, you fucking it's like a bootlegger. And he's like, hey, down the water.
SPEAKER_17Whatever the fuck he's rapping about.
SPEAKER_02I heard myself say that and I was like, the fuck it?
SPEAKER_17But your laugh, you caught yourself.
SPEAKER_03You're like, oh maybe laugh. It is a little weird, but maybe it's a cruise ship. Maybe it's not.
SPEAKER_17This would be a cruise ship. That's a cruise ship.
SPEAKER_15This motherfucker's talking about. I don't know what he was saying.
SPEAKER_04I have no idea.
SPEAKER_15He just says coming down the river.
SPEAKER_17I don't know what the fuck. It was a good rap song, though. I ain't gonna lie. I'm gonna look at my fucking folder here and see what we could talk about.
unknownOh my god.
SPEAKER_17I wanna get so quiet. Well So did you see what? Go ahead, girl.
SPEAKER_02Solar eclipse. I think we should talk about the clip.
SPEAKER_17My finger was right on it, and I'm trying to look for it.
SPEAKER_02We're in sync. I think we should ask our viewers, what did you watch the solar eclipse? Did you care to watch the solar eclipse? Um, because we didn't. Yeah. But to each their own, and it is something that only happens in uh you know X amount of time, so I understand it's interesting, but I think people took it maybe a little to the extreme.
SPEAKER_17Yeah. So I searched Oh, here we go. Solar eclipse. This is on mute so it doesn't get all fucked up. Uh dexter read. Oh, that's one thing I want to get into, but I'm gonna have to do a solo rant on that so I don't kill the vibe. That shit pissed me off. I don't wanna get mad. Alright, so solar eclipse. Let me get to this. That sounds like a tropical cruise vacation. I don't think so.
SPEAKER_04You were like, what kind of cruise are you on?
SPEAKER_15I don't think so.
SPEAKER_04Well At first I was like, yeah, right, no, it doesn't.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_22Nope.
SPEAKER_17So the eclipse. Okay. Now, you thought the same shit I thought.
SPEAKER_02You know, and I feel bad because I know a lot of people were very excited about it. Maybe I'm Debbie Downer, but I just I didn't I did not buy the glasses, I did not go outside. I was you know, I work from home, I definitely could have gone outside. I noticed the darkness. Definitely amongst the side. I noticed the I noticed it was dark. Um you know, I was looking out the window at that at the darkness coming along. That was interesting. But I did not go outside and not I did not get the glasses, I did not look up. Um nor did I really care to. But my colleagues were really so I work from home and everyone works. We have people that work through the whole US. So like it's it's cool in a sense that I'm I have colleagues from all over.
SPEAKER_17Which that's fun.
SPEAKER_02It is fun, but they're all posting pictures and they're so excited about this eclipse. And I I had nothing to contribute because I just yeah, I just liked politely liked all of their things. I didn't there was no pictures coming from me. So I thought it was.
SPEAKER_17I really didn't give a fuck that the moon went in front of the sun. I didn't either because I'm not a caveman.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, no, I didn't I didn't know. And then also I also didn't want to go blind. Can't you guys?
SPEAKER_17No, I didn't yeah, I was I mean, I don't know. So I was in a cruiser and I was like, um, I was like, oh shit, it got dark. So I thought first I thought it was a cloud cover.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_17I was like, yo, this shit's getting darker by the stuff.
SPEAKER_02I noticed I noticed the darkness that was intriguing to me, but I was like, I still don't really care to go outside and the coolest part. Yeah.
SPEAKER_17That was the coolest. Other than that, I didn't give a fuck.
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_17Sorry.
SPEAKER_02My five year old, well, my five-year-old was they talked about fun, yeah. And he's like, You can't look up at it, mommy. Don't you go blind? Yeah. And I was like, at first, he started talking about it like two weeks prior, and I was like, He's probably all nervous. I was like, what the fuck is he talking about? Like if it said to Roger, I was like, I don't even know what he's talking about. And then and then I was like, oh yeah. I'm like, oh my god, they're talking, they're learning about the eclipse. That's nice that they're learning about it. But um, I I was like, yeah, and then even before he left that day, he's like, Mommy, don't don't look outside. Yeah, I was like, no, I won't, because I definitely won't, um, because I didn't care to, but also it is you shouldn't look right at it directly, and I don't know why, but one of our friends that we know, um I don't want to say her name.
SPEAKER_17I don't know how to say people's name. I know who you're talking about. Anyway, blonde.
SPEAKER_02Yes.
SPEAKER_17Right.
SPEAKER_02She gave you the glasses.
SPEAKER_17Yes.
SPEAKER_02Yes.
SPEAKER_17She had the glasses, and then she's a scientist. You know, she's a science teacher. Did you know that shit? I had no idea either. I thought she was like a math teacher or English or something. I thought it was like English or math for some reason.
SPEAKER_02But I think I had no idea science.
SPEAKER_17I think the other two uh are Ash and I think they I think she's a math teacher. Anyway, whatever.
SPEAKER_02But well, she's math. Yeah. Yes.
SPEAKER_17So I thought, so she's a science teacher. But anyway.
SPEAKER_02Well, that's so she was probably excited about it. Yeah. Now I feel bad. But yeah.
SPEAKER_17No, I don't feel bad at all. I know.
SPEAKER_02Tweet. Yeah, two weeks.
SPEAKER_17Fuck that. But I was excited because she had the glasses. Yeah, I don't fucking even know if I had science. I'm sure I did. Oh, we had the frog thing. Is that science?
unknownYes.
SPEAKER_17Or biology.
SPEAKER_24Biology.
SPEAKER_02I was always really uh it's like uh artists. It's in the science department.
SPEAKER_17I'm sure every anyway. Anyway, I get to the gym.
SPEAKER_04We get the glasses on, and we're looking at it.
SPEAKER_17She's excited. She's got I see uh I see uh the m the M's uh they're coming out of the car. No, he well, I see him staring at the fucking with his glasses on. I'm like, hey Ritar, what are you doing?
SPEAKER_04Please stop doing that. He's like, I'm looking at the sun!
SPEAKER_15I'm like, okay. Put these glasses in, you gotta show what you gotta fucking see this.
SPEAKER_04So cool.
SPEAKER_17So I looked and I was like, that's pretty cool. It's cool. It's like looking at like, let's say you see a car that you've never seen before, and I'm not really into cars and shit. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_16It's that type, it's that type of cool.
SPEAKER_17I'm like, that's a nice car.
SPEAKER_04Right.
SPEAKER_17Good luck with that. That's good. I'm gonna go inside and wash my asshole.
SPEAKER_04I'm gonna go get ready. I'm gonna go stretch.
SPEAKER_17I gotta fucking I have to go stretch. I'm a little itchy down there. I gotta go clean. Yeah. But that's a beautiful car. Good luck. Let me throw some pennies in the fucking floorboard for you. For good luck.
SPEAKER_13I'm single.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, here you go. Go buy some gas. So I looked at the thing, I looked at the sun, I was like, fine, cool, nice. So then I started hearing a lot of this um media coverage. Motherfuckers crying and shit.
SPEAKER_02Crying?
SPEAKER_17Alright, you ready? Oh my god.
SPEAKER_02I mean, I knew people were excited. I didn't know there was tears involved.
SPEAKER_17Here we go, mother. So this is in. I can't read. Maza Talén. Okay. M-A-Z-A-T-L-A with a line on top. N. Mexico. Oh. So for all you Spaniards, is that Spaniard? No, it's Mexican. For all you Mexicans out there, that's what that says. It's in Mexico. Okay. I don't know how to pronounce it. Here we go.
SPEAKER_24Mexican.
SPEAKER_11I've never seen anything like this before. This is my first total eclipse. It is truly, truly stunning. Yeah, where are we glad? And this is just truly remarkable. I'm joined by thousands and thousands of Americans who have come down here to the Pacific.
SPEAKER_17To see a fucking moon going in front of the sun. Okay, cool. But I ain't gonna lie, real quick. I'm sorry, audience. I'm gonna let this play. If we were there, I'd be like, yo, Ange.
SPEAKER_24This is cool.
SPEAKER_17Let's get fucking hammered and look at this shit. Oh the next day we'd be fucking blind because we didn't fucking do what we were supposed to do.
SPEAKER_02Because I'd be like, yeah, let's do it. Fuck yeah, take shots! YOLO.
SPEAKER_17Yeah. And then we would stare at it without the glasses and then we'd be those people that I'm blind. Yeah. Okay, here we go. That would be fun if we got hammered.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I'd be with the glasses, probably like those people taking selfies with the glasses. Yeah. I mean, I was definitely not that funny.
SPEAKER_17I guess a duck race would be hammered. It would be fun if you're hammered.
SPEAKER_02Anything could be. Exactly.
SPEAKER_17Alright, here we go.
SPEAKER_11Hey guys, can we talk to you real quick? Amy, tell me, tell me what this is Amy from New Jersey.
SPEAKER_06It's amazing. I'm beautiful. Once in a lifetime, beautiful.
SPEAKER_04I have a lot to say about this.
SPEAKER_17I gotta stop being, you know what? Alright. Let's just let her talk.
SPEAKER_06Beautiful. Let's go for a while. It's on emotional. I'm sorry, audience. Once in a lifetime, beautiful. It's on emotional.
SPEAKER_08Tears in my eyes. You're here with your family.
SPEAKER_17She couldn't fucking put a bra on. She couldn't put a bra on.
SPEAKER_02I mean, you should definitely have a bra on. She might be. Sometimes I wonder if people own a mirror.
SPEAKER_14No, they don't.
SPEAKER_02Do you like I always look at myself before I leave my house? I do too. Do you not does not everybody do that?
SPEAKER_17I do.
SPEAKER_02I feel like everyone should. This is a PSA. If you don't have a mirror, please go buy one.
SPEAKER_17Just go fucking check yourself.
SPEAKER_02I feel like before you go out, before you just go out to public, you should probably look in the mirror. And I mean, yes, there's days I go out and I look a little crazy for sure. But I at least have a bra on.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, I'm just going to Olive uh Le Bans.
SPEAKER_02I'm going to Le Bon's, but I definitely am gonna put a bra on quick.
SPEAKER_17Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Or just make sure I look I'm gonna make sure I don't look like that.
SPEAKER_17Now that we talk about this, I think she's trying to smash.
SPEAKER_02She's looking for she's looking for the one. No, she's looking for the one.
SPEAKER_17She's looking for some eclipse screen.
SPEAKER_02Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_17She's looking to fucking hit it. Anyway, okay.
SPEAKER_24She might be. Alright, let's go. I want to be serious reporters.
SPEAKER_17I want to be serious reporters right now.
SPEAKER_02This is crazy. I can't believe people.
SPEAKER_17Every other snakes.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god.
SPEAKER_17But I gotta look at him. You know what? Hold on.
SPEAKER_23He's the one.
SPEAKER_17I gotta take a picture of this and I'll send it to you guys.
SPEAKER_03He's the one.
SPEAKER_17I'm gonna post this shit. This is what I'm looking at.
SPEAKER_02This is what we're looking at. And this is what people feel when they I guess watch the eclipse, I guess.
SPEAKER_17Okay, so here we go. Okay, I'm gonna hit play this time. Oh, this is crazy.
SPEAKER_06It's amazing! Amazingly beautiful! Once in a lifetime, beautiful. You sound emotional.
SPEAKER_08Tears in my eyes.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. And you're here with your family.
SPEAKER_08I love my life. That's amazing.
SPEAKER_11Well, I'm so glad that we could share this moment with you.
SPEAKER_07What's your chance of choice? I mean, it's just incredible, no. I'll go see every single one I can. Stand off.
SPEAKER_17Just stand by, motherfucker. Unless I'm fucking confused. Which I'm not a scientist. We should have.
SPEAKER_03Every single one I can.
SPEAKER_17They don't happen every fucking year, I don't think. No. I think the next one's in 20. This stupid fucking bitch. I wish we had S on the phone. S is our scientific.
SPEAKER_03I do.
SPEAKER_17Okay. We gotta get a scientific fucker. But say, listen, can you be on the Oh, I just spilt my shit everywhere. Can you be on the show and uh talk about the uh eclipse here? Because this bitch is talking about I want to be to every single one. But I don't think you can because you're probably in your forties. Next one won't be till you're 60s, so you might get one more if you don't die of like fucking back problems or your boobies hanging so low.
SPEAKER_02I uh sent the text. Let's see if she reminds me.
SPEAKER_17So we'll we'll watch the rest of this. I'm sorry. Alright, we're gonna start. We're gonna start over. Here we go. I'm gonna let it play.
SPEAKER_11Hey guys, can we talk to you real quick? Amy, tell me, tell me what this is Amy from New Jersey.
SPEAKER_13Amazing, amazingly beautiful ice. Beautiful.
SPEAKER_11You sound emotional.
SPEAKER_08Tears in my eyes. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11And you're here with your family.
SPEAKER_08I loved up my life.
SPEAKER_17Which is high.
SPEAKER_11Well, I'm so glad that we could share this moment with you. What's your take on this? I mean, it's just incredible, no?
SPEAKER_07I'll go see every single one I can.
SPEAKER_11Well, enjoy. I don't want to interrupt the moment. Have an amazing time. Truly, David and Lindsay. I mean, the the the joy on people's faces on in this kind of an event is something that it's just a welcome sight in this day and age, isn't it? Uh Tanya, tell me what you're thinking. This is Tanya from Minnesota. Tanya.
SPEAKER_21Hi, it's incredible. It's high as fuck. The sun, the sky. It's the most beautiful thing I have ever.
SPEAKER_17I gotta take another picture. It's crazy. I'm gonna post this for you guys. And what we're seeing. This is the high bitch. So I'm gonna post Saggy Titty Bitch. Then I'm gonna post the high bitch with her mom. And here we go. Sorry.
SPEAKER_21And this white light. It's like You've never seen something like this before. It's like heaven is calling down.
SPEAKER_17Oh my god, I wish heaven called down and sucked you right up, you fucking reject. I almost said the retard word. Alright. I didn't want to say the retard word. Did you say it twice? Anyway, she reminds me of when you saw fucking uh when you saw uh Independence Day. When they were in a fucking roof, and like that's just so cool. And then they got fucking sucked up. I wish an alien sucked this bitch up. Not in a good way. Just like, no, I'm not talking about like vagina style. I'm talking about. Alright. There we go again. Oh, that's a good picture. Standby.
SPEAKER_21And this white.
SPEAKER_17There we go. I'm gonna post this one.
SPEAKER_21Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_02So there we go.
SPEAKER_17There we go. Perfect. We should, you know, you know, this is interesting.
SPEAKER_02I mean, the how these people are reacting is is I thought just the fine people of New Haven were acting extreme, but this is even worse. Yeah. Even more not worse, just it's just enhanced.
SPEAKER_17You and I should have gone out there if we knew better. Like this, the motherfucker. I would have given you a recorder, I get a recorder and a mic, you get a recorder on the mic, you fucking take the east side, I take the west side, and we just fucking go north.
SPEAKER_02Yes.
SPEAKER_17And we get whatever crazy bitches we got with the GoPro on our forehead.
SPEAKER_02Well, they were all going insane. People were in the streets.
SPEAKER_17Fuck. I think we fucked up. So the next event.
SPEAKER_02I wish we thought about that sooner.
SPEAKER_17The next event forward.
SPEAKER_02Yes.
SPEAKER_17Okay. Here we go.
SPEAKER_21And it's white light. It's like.
SPEAKER_11You've never seen something like this before.
SPEAKER_21It's like heaven is calming down.
SPEAKER_11It's amazing. This is your mom here next time.
SPEAKER_20This is my mom.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, tell me what you're thinking.
SPEAKER_20It's another Mazatlansa.
SPEAKER_17I wonder if they're freaky in bed, though. I ain't gonna lie. I thought about I was like, damn, I wonder if they're fucking nuts.
SPEAKER_24They probably are.
SPEAKER_17Strap you up to that X thing. You ever see the X thing?
SPEAKER_24Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_17What is it called? I know you know the name. What'd you call it?
SPEAKER_24The spreader bar?
SPEAKER_17Holy shit. I knew you wouldn't know the name. And I did that shit on purpose to see if you wouldn't know the fucking name. That's for another show. Write that shit down, we'll talk about it later. Here we go. Back to the fucking uh and back to the eclipse, guys. Back to this 67-year-old woman.
SPEAKER_20It's another Mazatlan sunset. We get two in one day.
SPEAKER_23You say muzzleton?
SPEAKER_02Muzzle muzzleton. I don't know. I just cut, cut, cut.
SPEAKER_03Are you laughing at me? Or as a frizzy haired girl? Who are you laughing? Is it to me? Yeah, to you!
SPEAKER_04Well, press play.
SPEAKER_17I'm sweating. You know what? Next week we ain't drinking.
SPEAKER_02The deal.
SPEAKER_17Alright, you ready?
SPEAKER_02I follow suit, yes.
unknownFucking shit.
SPEAKER_15I'm sweating.
SPEAKER_20It's another Mazatlan sunset. We get two in one day. I told you I said what she's just beautiful.
SPEAKER_17I didn't even hear her say that shit before. I'm like, Mazletov, what the fuck is she talking about? You know what? I feel bad for making fun of you.
SPEAKER_03You were gonna cry from laughing so hard.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, I don't know. Okay, here we go.
SPEAKER_03I was just repeating what she said.
SPEAKER_17You know what? I think we're old. We need to be professional. Alright, you ready? Alright, go!
SPEAKER_11Really? Go!
SPEAKER_20Woo!
SPEAKER_21It's just beautiful. Pretty special. She's a pretty special place, special event, special person. So great.
SPEAKER_11And we'll just go down the line here.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, like get the fuck away from me, you fucking whack jab. Tell me what you got.
SPEAKER_18This is the most incredible thing. I don't even know what I was expecting, but I think this was even more remarkable than what I was expecting.
SPEAKER_15It's a little vacation.
SPEAKER_02Do you think do you think they're on vacation right now?
SPEAKER_15Oh yeah, fuck. Or all of them.
SPEAKER_02Do you think these are this is just civilians? Hell no, in Mexico?
SPEAKER_17They're all white. He didn't talk to one Mexican. He talked to the bitch from New Jersey. He talked to the the fucking Minnesota ecstasy mom and fucking daughter. And now he's talking to like these Minnesota motherfuckers. He's married to a lesbian. They're brother and sister. I gotta take a picture this time. You know what? I'm gonna post these motherfuckers too. So now we got the brother and sister lesbian, husband, guy. Okay. So that's gonna be picture three. I'm gonna post them. I'll actually put labels on them so people know. Yeah. Okay. I mean.
SPEAKER_01Have you seen something like this before? I was 69 years old. This is my first time.
SPEAKER_17I ain't gonna lie. I ain't gonna lie. He was good for 69.
SPEAKER_01He does.
SPEAKER_17If I was in the feminine realm, I'd smash it. Yeah. Right?
SPEAKER_02Well, not if I was feminine. If I was 69, I'd sure. Not at this age. Not right now in my life. Not right now in my life.
SPEAKER_17I ain't wasting my semen on that.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, as an older woman, I guess he'd be okay.
SPEAKER_17Alright, let's go back. Alright, so for the case. Alright, no one reset. Here we go. Real quick, I'm sorry again. This this is a two-minute and thirty-three-second video, and it's taken us 20 minutes to get through this shit.
SPEAKER_02Well, look at well, we have a lot to comment on. There's a lot happening.
SPEAKER_17Okay. You ready?
SPEAKER_02Ready.
SPEAKER_18I don't even know what I was expecting, but I think this was even more remarkable than what I was expecting.
SPEAKER_01Austin doesn't even begin to describe it. Have you seen something like this before? I'm almost 69 years old. This is my first total solar eclipse. It's unbelievable. I never would have believed it. Amazing.
SPEAKER_11How about the Bienvenidos on Mexico? This is amazing for me as well. This is incredible. This is my first one. So, David and Lindsay, I mean, you can just see this is such a unique, incredible experience. And this is what you guys are going to be seeing, and what the rest of the United States is going to be seeing over the next you know hour or two hours or so. This is the first spot in mainland North America where this totality can be seen. And you know, the anticipation, the build-up to bring us to this moment, it's truly stunning.
SPEAKER_10Only on Fox 11 too.
SPEAKER_24Oh God. Glad that's over.
SPEAKER_17Thank God.
SPEAKER_24Thank God.
SPEAKER_17That shit's over. You want to see somebody lighting themselves on fire? Because that'd be better than that shit. No, I don't have that video. Oh God. Yeah, but I wasn't a big fan. And I felt bad that I wasn't a big fan.
SPEAKER_02No, I wasn't. I I felt bad because so many people that I know were really buying the glasses and talking about it. And so like telling, like I had like group text going off about what time and to go look in Connecticut and at this and that. And I just wasn't um interested.
SPEAKER_17No, neither was I. And I felt bad that I wasn't.
SPEAKER_02I felt bad about it. Yeah, I did. I did feel like a shit human, but I just didn't care. I just I did too! I was like, I was like, uh maybe there's something wrong with me, but I don't find this interesting and I don't care to buy the glass. Like I was like, I didn't buy the glasses and I don't want to go blind, so I'm gonna stay inside.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_02And the the darkness was like, alright, it must be happening right now, but like I'm also just gonna continue to stay inside.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, if the scientist didn't have the glasses, I wouldn't have fucking looked.
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_17And if the um shouldn't text me back. If the athlete wasn't athlete, you know what I'm talking about. If he wasn't staring at the fucking sky, probably never wanted it. You gotta see this. And I'm like, alright, give me the glasses. I look, I'm like, whatever fuck am I looking at? A half a moon? God damn it! I gotta go change.
SPEAKER_04I need to go change. I need to go stretch.
SPEAKER_17Fuck. You know what's you know what? Alright.
SPEAKER_02I've seen like a bunch of pictures. Like I have had But that's what I was waiting for. People like people have posted pictures and I'm like, alright, like now I saw it.
SPEAKER_17That's it. I would have saw the same shit you just saw.
SPEAKER_02Right. I didn't need to go outside and buy glasses to experience that.
SPEAKER_17Like I asked my mom, she's like, hey, I'm like, hey, you're gonna go check it out? Yeah, it's fucking gone already.
SPEAKER_02Right.
SPEAKER_17Good.
SPEAKER_02I didn't really know. Like I only knew because of the darkness. I really didn't even know when to go out.
SPEAKER_17But I think the darkness thing was the coolest shit.
SPEAKER_02Right. That was kind of cool. Yep. Because that was not like I I didn't have to like look up with special glasses to see it. It was more of a vibe.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, when I'm driving around when I was leaving uh my uh place of employment, I saw the natives staring at the fucking with staring at the fucking eclipse with no glasses on. I'm like, dude, at least put the fucking glasses on. But I was off duty, so I didn't give a fuck.
SPEAKER_02Not your problem.
SPEAKER_17Uh speaking of uh employment, I wanna address something.
SPEAKER_24Yeah.
SPEAKER_17Well, it doesn't have to do with employment, really. It's just in general. Okay.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_17You ever go into the public bathroom?
SPEAKER_02Oh anywhere, like anywhere or something.
SPEAKER_17Just anywhere. It could be anywhere. Employment, it could be Times Square, it could be Target.
SPEAKER_24Yeah.
SPEAKER_17It could be anywhere.
SPEAKER_24We don't know. You gotta go, you gotta go.
SPEAKER_17And you lift the seat up. Oh no. You lift No, actually the seat is already up if you gotta drop a number two. Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do. And there's shit under the toilet seat.
SPEAKER_02I've never seen that in my life.
SPEAKER_17Holy shit, dude.
SPEAKER_02I've actually never seen that.
SPEAKER_17Fucking disgusting.
SPEAKER_02Under the toilet seat?
SPEAKER_14Under the fucking who the fuck shits? Who the fuck shits under the toilet seat?
SPEAKER_02I've actually How the fuck does that happen? I've actually never seen that.
SPEAKER_17So now I'm stuck and I gotta sneak into the woman's room. Oh, but because you Only only a single woman's room, not a whole stall thing.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, we're not like pedophiles.
SPEAKER_17No, we're not doing that shit. We're talking about a single Yeah. Dude, I'm like, who the fuck shits under the fucking thing?
SPEAKER_02And if you How does that even happen?
SPEAKER_17I don't know.
SPEAKER_02Well Well, I mean I guess I do know it has to be violent, but Yeah.
SPEAKER_17But how the fuck does that I've had crazy shit?
SPEAKER_02How do you not just like clean up after yourself? Yeah, clean it up as a human being.
SPEAKER_17Like just fucking nasty ass.
SPEAKER_02Figure it out, clean it up, wash your hands, and move on with your dad. Because that's so disgusting and embarrassing.
SPEAKER_17Like what does your house look like?
SPEAKER_02Oh if you're if you're willing to shit under the fucking seat.
SPEAKER_17You know, I feel better that I got that out. But I was so pissed I had to shit so fucking bad.
SPEAKER_02And then like you're not gonna sit on that.
SPEAKER_17And I'm like, I see the fucking toilet seats up. So obviously somebody already lifted up. So I probably went at least a third after the fight. So one dude took a shit, shit under the seat, another dude took a piss. And then I was in there.
SPEAKER_02You were the third.
SPEAKER_17At least. So I'm like, yo, what the fuck? It was at a place.
SPEAKER_02We can't talk about where, but oh yeah, fuck that shit! But just like clean up after yourself.
SPEAKER_17Yeah.
SPEAKER_02It was if if that doesn't happen, if that happens, which I'm a little confused as to how, but if that happens, just clean up after yourself.
SPEAKER_17Just fucking wipe it down.
SPEAKER_02Right.
SPEAKER_17Like if you know what I think this is a PSA, because I think this is what we're gonna we're gonna end up ending the show on.
SPEAKER_02Perfect.
SPEAKER_17A PSA.
SPEAKER_02Please just clean up after yourself, be mindful, and be a good fucking human, my friends. Let's be good human. Be a good member of fucking society, alright? Don't shit out of the shit! And if you do wipe it up, just be a good member of society. And um have a great Monday.
SPEAKER_17Alright, so everybody's gonna have a good day. I just want to talk about the shit that we real quick that we're not gonna talk about.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah, we'll circle back.
SPEAKER_17We're gonna circle back. Okay.
SPEAKER_02So I I'm only laughing because you're laughing.
SPEAKER_17The female pilot who had a meltdown.
SPEAKER_02Oh.
SPEAKER_17That was a good one. We're gonna talk about it.
SPEAKER_02This will be our next week agenda.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, because this actually happened six or seven years ago, but it's surfacing now for some reason.
SPEAKER_02Did she crash the fucking plane? What did you do?
SPEAKER_17No, she didn't even fucking start flying. Real quick. Let me see. Hold on. We can do that real quick if I have the video available. It won't be long. Let me see if I even have it. And then uh we'll figure out my watch later. Okay, my shit turned dirt. Uh 12-year-old Stadley, no. Mandy's in house fire. Nope. I gotta get that. Oh, here we go. Alright, alright, alright. We'll we'll end it on this. Alright. So, whatever, I gotta put this on you. So, whatever, um I don't know what airline it was. This lady went fucking nuts for whatever reason, had a meltdown.
SPEAKER_02And then couldn't take off.
SPEAKER_17She's like, yeah, I don't know. And then she told everybody they could get off the plane if they wanted to, and some shit. Alright, here we go. I don't even know what the fuck. Let's see what the fuck your problem was. Hold on. Alright, you ready? Here we go.
SPEAKER_09Okay, if you don't feel safe, get off the airplane. This is your captain speaking, but never like this.
SPEAKER_12I'll stop and I will fly the airplane. Don't worry, I'm gonna let my co-pilot fly it. He's a man. Okay. It's a total meltdown. So she's out of her fucking street.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, she's she's in her fucking street. This is from uh Inside Edition thing that I found.
SPEAKER_02So she's actually like going crazy.
SPEAKER_17Yeah. So I found this on YouTube on Inside Edition. So here we go.
SPEAKER_09Don't feel safe, get off the airplane.
SPEAKER_10This is your captain speaking, but never like this.
SPEAKER_12I'll stop. And I will fly the airplane. Don't worry, I'm gonna let my co-pilot fly it. He's a man.
SPEAKER_10Okay? It's a total meltdown. The pilot boarded in her street clothes and addressed the passengers over the intercom. Passenger Pam O'Neill couldn't believe what was happening. She said, let's take a vote.
SPEAKER_02How many of you would like to do that?
SPEAKER_17First of all, I'd be like, yo, listen, bitch.
SPEAKER_02You're mentally unstable. Get the fuck off the plane.
SPEAKER_17Put that fucking mic down and get the fuck out of here.
SPEAKER_02Get off my plane. I don't want you flying it because you're mentally unstable.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, you're not my fucking captain. Get the fuck out of here.
SPEAKER_02I don't care that you're a female. Yeah. Or not matter. I don't give a fuck what you are.
SPEAKER_17A binor, black, fucking Puerto Rican.
SPEAKER_02Doesn't matter, but you're acting like a psychopath if you need to get off the plane.
SPEAKER_17Straight, get the fuck out of here. I want you to be able to fly the plane.
SPEAKER_02I want you to be mentally stable.
SPEAKER_17Honestly, don't give a fuck what your gender is.
SPEAKER_02Correct.
SPEAKER_17What the fuck you identify as. Can you fly the plane? Alright, cool. Don't give a shit.
SPEAKER_02Do you have the mental capacity to sit down and fucking get me to the Bahamas or not?
SPEAKER_17And are you fun?
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_17That's it. I just want a fun human. Right. Alright, here we go.
SPEAKER_19Now with me dressed as I am, or would you prefer that I take 10 minutes to get changed into my cute little uniform? Then she started talking about her divorce.
SPEAKER_17And I want you professional in your uniform. And I want to I want you to look like a pilot, asshole.
SPEAKER_02And then she started talking about our divorce.
SPEAKER_17Oh, that's so bad. That's so bad. Alright, here we go. So hold on. This is a two-minute video, but we're not gonna take it.
SPEAKER_02We're gonna just let it play. We'll let it play.
SPEAKER_17No, we're gonna sorry, we're gonna talk about this. This is your fault.
SPEAKER_02My fault?
SPEAKER_17Yeah, because you make me drink every time. I get so excited. I drink it. Every Thursday. I get so excited.
SPEAKER_22It's like my Friday.
SPEAKER_17Cheers.
SPEAKER_22I love it. Cheers.
SPEAKER_17Oh, okay. Mmm. Okay.
SPEAKER_15I went down the wrong tube. It's so hot. You need water. No, it's so hot.
SPEAKER_03It burns so bad. I need water. Isn't that um a meme?
SPEAKER_17Bourbon down the wrong tube hurts. Alright, here we go. So we're all right. We're gonna start over, guys. Alright. Inside edition, YouTube. I found this on the fucking.
SPEAKER_12Oh, just press play. We're ready.
SPEAKER_17Here we go.
SPEAKER_12I'll stop. And we'll fly the airplane. Don't worry, I'm gonna let my co-pilot fly it. He's a man.
SPEAKER_10Okay? It's a total meltdown. The pilot boarded in her street clothes and addressed the passengers over the intercom. Passenger Pam O'Neill couldn't believe what was happening.
SPEAKER_19She said, Let's take a vote. How many of you would like to take off now with me dressed as I am? Or would you prefer that I take ten minutes to get changed into my cute little uniform? Then she started talking about her divorce and political candidates. And the minute she mentioned that, um, a gentleman stood up and just yelled, Whoa. Fuck that bitch!
SPEAKER_10Another passenger, Randy Reese, got up to leave and gave a running commentary on the case. Like you're mentally unstable. Sorry, I'm gonna fuck out. The captain demonstrated that she was not mentally in a safe situation. I would have gotten he's a smart man. Sorry, I'm going through a divorce.
SPEAKER_02Um I don't give a fuck. A lot of people get divorced.
SPEAKER_17I bet you come on. I didn't even know that part. Stand by, that's fucked up.
SPEAKER_10Um, uh oh. The pilot also insulted a mixed-race couple on board. Did I offend you?
SPEAKER_19Okay, so uh did I purposely offend you? I did. The answer's yes. The more she tried to convince everyone she was okay to fly, the more people got off.
SPEAKER_10Fly to tennis, please disarm doors. Anthony Roman is a retired plot.
SPEAKER_17Out of her fucking mind. Yeah, she's fucking nuts.
SPEAKER_02She's nuts. Listen.
SPEAKER_17If somebody would have punched her in the face, they would have got in trouble. But they should have punched her in the fucking mouth.
SPEAKER_02I'm a girl, uh obviously. And I hate it when people are like, is it because I'm a girl? No, it's because you're a fucking idiot.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, because you're a fucking asshole.
SPEAKER_02It's because you're mentally unstable. It's because you should not be flying a plane.
SPEAKER_17If so, if we had Sully Sullenborger, you know who that is? The guy who fucking who uh they made the movie off. He saved everybody. Yes. Okay.
SPEAKER_02Yes, we watched that movie.
SPEAKER_17But let's say Aggressive Ange was a better pilot.
SPEAKER_02Right.
SPEAKER_17I want aggressive Ange. I don't give a shit if she got boobies with fucking uh with palm trees on a side. I don't give a fuck. I want the better pilot. I don't give a shit if she's an albino lesbian. It doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_02I want the I just who's the most mentally stable and professional person to get me from A to Z.
SPEAKER_17When it comes to police or fire, I don't give a shit if you're fucking male, female.
SPEAKER_02I Who's gonna save my life?
SPEAKER_17Uh so anyway, this bitch went fucking. I think she had she definitely had some kind of meltdown. Uh and it's kind of sad. But she should have somebody should have noticed this fucking meltdown.
SPEAKER_02Someone should have noticed her in civilian clothes and been like, um, honey.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, you're not getting on the fucking microphone.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, like what's happening? Do you need a second?
SPEAKER_17Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Don't you have a co-pilot for a reason?
SPEAKER_17Like the co-pilot should you're right. You're right.
SPEAKER_02The co-pilot should have said someone should have intervened and and shut the mic off, get her out.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, and we'll talk about her later.
SPEAKER_02We could get some we could delay the flight if we need to, or we could find someone else to the co-pilot. Yeah. Should be able to intervene.
SPEAKER_17And the co-pilot did. Yeah. So you're right.
SPEAKER_10I mean, and disarm doors. Anthony Roman is a retired pilot.
SPEAKER_00Everything went wrong on the flight. No shit! Clearly was in an emotional state and was having a breakdown. The right thing to do, you don't feel safe on an aircraft, is to take matters into your own hand and get up and leave that aircraft.
SPEAKER_10After twenty passengers insisted on getting off the United Airlines flight, the pilot quietly left the airplane to crash away.
SPEAKER_09If you don't feel safe, get off the airplane.
unknownBut otherwise we go down.
SPEAKER_17Alright. I'll post that one too.
SPEAKER_02Someone should have probably like asked her. Like, someone should have intervened before. Like, this is what four-minute conversation. All right, guys.
SPEAKER_15She just said, Whoa, we're gonna thank you for the community. We have a little uh thank you for flying, Jet Blue.
SPEAKER_03And uh we'll we'll be with you shortly.
SPEAKER_17And that was our pre-show, guys. Just give us a second.
SPEAKER_15Uh we have Frank Nasty and Aggressive Edge coming on the show next.
SPEAKER_17And they're gonna do separate shows of about an hour each.
SPEAKER_02And we'll take off in about two. Drink on us, and we're good.
SPEAKER_17Yep. Every we're gonna ask every uh passenger a question. Yep. And that'll give us enough time to get another stain pilot. But until then, enjoy the show. Until then.
SPEAKER_02I would be like, okay, drinks on us. Um everyone, I'm sorry for the inconvenience, but everyone get a drink or a free movie or something on us. Free snack, whatever it is that you want.
SPEAKER_17All right, and then we're gonna end this. Yes. I got another fucking story.
SPEAKER_02We're out of here.
SPEAKER_17I told it, I told you, I was like, we're gonna do this in an hour or less. Hour and a half. I got one more fucking story. Fuck them.
SPEAKER_21All right.
SPEAKER_17All right, all right, all right. You ready?
SPEAKER_21Ready.
SPEAKER_17So, do you ever bring nips on a plane?
SPEAKER_21No.
SPEAKER_17Dude. Never. You could bring nips of that 15 on a plane. What? Yeah.
SPEAKER_02So I didn't know that that was.
SPEAKER_17I don't know if that's a real rule. I I But I did, and I didn't hide them. I had them.
SPEAKER_02And no one said anything.
SPEAKER_17No.
SPEAKER_02Obviously, they check your bag, but like.
SPEAKER_17Maybe 14. Steph Digga had seven, I had seven. But I had them in plain view. Right. I didn't want to hide them.
SPEAKER_02Isn't it like a hide hidden thing?
SPEAKER_17No. I I had them there, and I guess you're about to take them.
SPEAKER_02I've never tried because I was always like, I always assumed that you couldn't.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, like up to I had up to 14.
SPEAKER_02Wow.
SPEAKER_17And I had them through uh TSA, I had them all up laid out in front and like this is what I got. All sealed and everything.
SPEAKER_02And if they're closed, I feel like I guess that makes sense. If it's closed, you should be able to bring it up.
SPEAKER_17But so you could bring them, but they don't like you drinking them because they want you to buy their shit.
SPEAKER_02Right. So were you able to sneak it? Like it was in your carry-on or was it on your no. Oh. So that's that's the trick.
SPEAKER_17I was not able to make a Jack and Coke on the plane. And I was not able to make a vodka and uh cranberry on the plane.
SPEAKER_24Right.
SPEAKER_17And I was not able to make a ginger and coke on the plane.
SPEAKER_02Jack and ginger.
SPEAKER_17Jack and ginger.
SPEAKER_02Whatever you want. Whatever the ginger. Yeah.
SPEAKER_17You know what the fuck? What did I say? Ginger and coke? Because you got me drinking this shit. Alright, you know what? I think the fucking show's over.
SPEAKER_02I hope everyone has a wonderful week. We will see you next time on the Rabbit Surprise podcast.
SPEAKER_17We were gonna do an hour for you guys because we figured you know what it'd be easier for you to listen.
SPEAKER_02I feel like an hour show is ideal, but shit happens and you got an hour and a half.
SPEAKER_17And I didn't get through.
SPEAKER_02We didn't get through half of your lift.
SPEAKER_17I rolled over my pee-pee and hurt myself.
SPEAKER_02Oh, that's that's me because I do want to know about it.
SPEAKER_17Um we got a uh a wreck. Uh no, that's a that's a victim. That's not a wreck.
unknownAh!
SPEAKER_17I thought I said on my testicle at work. I'll talk about that next time.
SPEAKER_02Can't wait to talk about it. Dr.
SPEAKER_17Reed, I want to talk about that. And my post office stuck to dick. So we're gonna talk about all that shit next week.
SPEAKER_02Yes, I hope you love friends. We love you. Have a great week. Bye.