Another replay! VACATION SEASON!

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SPEAKER_17 0:03

Hello everybody.

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Hey.

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This is the Not Surprise Show.

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Happy Thursday. Or Monday when you listen.

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Or Monday when you listen.

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Thursday we're recording.

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Stop doing it! Stop, we're giving it shit.

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Everything is everything fucking shit. No editing.

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This is crack nasty and aggressive ads.

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Hello, hello.

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How's everybody doing on this Monday?

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Monday is Monday ever.

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Thursday.

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Thursday is Monday ever.

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I'm drunk off a whistle pig. And she's got whatever she has in her jug and wine.

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I have options. Yeah. I have options. I have a Cosmo, but I also have some wine.

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There you go.

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Compliments of Digga.

SPEAKER_17 0:49

Yeah, Digga had to fucking just finish the wine, so you don't uh so you don't wanna, you know. You don't wanna waste it. You don't wanna waste it. So I'm like, alright, well, fuck it. We don't have a show to do. We'll just fucking drink wine.

SPEAKER_02 1:01

We're just gonna hang out, look up vacation spots.

SPEAKER_17 1:04

Mmm. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 1:06

Found some good ones.

SPEAKER_17 1:07

Yeah, I'm telling you, East Hampton was a nice spot.

SPEAKER_02 1:09

I'm excited for that. That'll be a lot of fun.

SPEAKER_17 1:11

Not too far. Two and a half hours away from us. That's fine. Not too far. At night, sometimes you get the uh the drunk riff raff.

SPEAKER_02 1:20

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_17 1:20

But they're not too bad. You just smack the shit out of them or something.

SPEAKER_02 1:24

It's gonna I mean you could have someone accidentally try to open your hotel room door.

SPEAKER_17 1:28

Yeah, then you gotta fucking threaten them with an object. But other than that, it wasn't really bad.

SPEAKER_23 1:33

Fuck around, find out.

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Fuck around and find out. Then before you know it, you're like OJ Simpson or something.

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RIP.

SPEAKER_17 1:41

Alright, listen, here's what happened was this motherfucker opened up my door.

SPEAKER_02 1:45

That glove wasn't mine.

SPEAKER_17 1:46

Yeah, that's not my glove. This shit don't even fit. You know that motherfucker's dead?

SPEAKER_02 1:49

I said R.I.P.

SPEAKER_17 1:50

Oh shit, I didn't even hit Did he?

SPEAKER_02 1:53

Cancer got him.

SPEAKER_17 1:54

I didn't know it was cancer. I just know he died.

SPEAKER_02 1:55

Yeah, that I I only know a coworker who told me. I didn't really follow him, his story was. No, but I did I did hear it was cancer.

SPEAKER_17 2:04

Oh we'll have a moment of silence. Alright, it's over.

SPEAKER_02 2:07

Okay, not the next.

SPEAKER_17 2:09

You know he killed a whole bunch of people.

SPEAKER_24 2:11

For sure.

SPEAKER_17 2:12

They should have like they should have the uh I saw that meme where they should have the white Bronco with all the cops following him in his casket inside.

SPEAKER_04 2:22

That would be awesome.

SPEAKER_17 2:23

Yeah, fucking follow his ass there.

SPEAKER_04 2:25

Yep.

SPEAKER_17 2:26

Um I was gonna say, what did you do this weekend, but you were at the Stankies?

SPEAKER_24 2:31

I was with you guys. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:32

It was so fun.

SPEAKER_17 2:33

And um we had somebody that was with us. We'll call him uh Vanilla Gorilla.

SPEAKER_04 2:42

Vanilla Gorilla, that's amazing.

unknown 2:45

His name, his name is Jay.

SPEAKER_03 2:46

That is awesome.

SPEAKER_17 2:47

Vanilla Gorilla, that's what I call him. I don't know if he likes that, but that's his name.

SPEAKER_03 2:51

He was here.

SPEAKER_17 2:52

He was here, so you came over.

SPEAKER_02 2:55

Yep.

SPEAKER_17 2:56

Little I mean, we were here, so let's say the festivities started at like seven.

SPEAKER_02 3:01

Correct.

SPEAKER_17 3:02

And then you showed up by nine? Nine o'clock, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:06

I'd say by nine.

SPEAKER_17 3:07

And then where'd you go?

SPEAKER_02 3:09

So we went to let's just do a quick little grab some dinner. It'll be quick. It'll be so quick.

SPEAKER_13 3:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:18

It's never quick. Well, not nothing against them, it's it's us. We're the problem, we're the problem. Of course. Uh we love it there, and we're really cool friends with the bartender on the old school side. So we always sit at the bar with him, and then next thing you know, drinks, dinner, yeah, dessert, all the things, and it's like, okay, we we gotta go. And my friend, he's like, Why are you in such a rush tonight? I said, Oh, we have to go to a party. That's right. Stankies. Yep. He's like, Oh, you do? I'll make you a drink to go. Like, you're the best. You're the best. So um, but yeah, I was like, definitely butt probably buzzed when I got here.

SPEAKER_17 3:55

Yeah, so Vanilla Gorilla was like uh he's like, hey, is uh is Ange drunk already? I don't know. Yep. So let's picture this, people. All right, let's say you're at a Vietnam hostage camp and you're trying to find out through Morse code of blinking if somebody's okay.

SPEAKER_03 4:19

When you blink twice, but you blink eight times.

SPEAKER_17 4:22

But the like slow, intense blinks. So I'm like, Ange, what are you doing? You alright? And as you're saying, yeah, I'm good. As she's talking, she's like blinking like very intensely and slow. Like, yo, this bitch fucked up.

SPEAKER_04 4:37

She fucked up. And in my mind, that's me trying to act sober.

SPEAKER_02 4:41

Like that's that's me trying to be like, I'm, I'm, I'm great. I'm good. Um I've never been better. I'm sober.

SPEAKER_17 4:48

And then yeah, and then Raj got uh biological eyes.

SPEAKER_02 4:51

He did have LASIK.

SPEAKER_17 4:52

Biological eyes. What the fuck? Holy fuck.

SPEAKER_03 4:54

LASIK surgery.

SPEAKER_17 4:56

Bionicle.

SPEAKER_03 4:57

Bionicle.

SPEAKER_17 4:58

Biological. Maybe we should reset this shit and drink some water. Stand by, hold on. I'm gonna drink some water.

SPEAKER_03 5:05

We're juggling. Well, a little more whistle pig.

SPEAKER_17 5:09

Mm-hmm. Fuck, I had all this shit written down. I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore.

SPEAKER_02 5:15

Um, we could talk about part of the reason why I went to dinner as late as we did is because it's my well, partially my fault. I sporadically got a tattoo on Saturday.

SPEAKER_17 5:25

That's right. Yes. Let me say it real quick. It was sporadic. Do you like it? I like it.

SPEAKER_02 5:30

Thank you.

SPEAKER_17 5:31

On the hand and little hand tat.

SPEAKER_02 5:34

So my mom, my my mom's sister, my godmother, um, she really has been wanting to get this done, like together. And I was like, hey, like, you want to go to your place, you want to go to my place, you want kind of like, you want me to make the appointment? You're gonna make the appointment. How do you want to do it? She's like, no, no, let's go to my guy. I was like, oh, okay, cool.

SPEAKER_04 5:52

Who is this guy?

SPEAKER_02 5:53

Who's this guy? But all right, whatever. She recently got one like on her arm, she was happy with it, like, cool, fine. I'm I'm laid back. I'm like, well, whatever, whatever, wherever you want to go. I mean, it's tiny. Yeah. Um, so she had she was busting me on Easter. She's like, When are we gonna go? And I was like, if you just make an appointment, I promise you I'll show up.

SPEAKER_13 6:15

We'll go. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:16

So she calls me on Saturday.

SPEAKER_15 6:19

She's like, We do abortions and tattoos at the same time.

SPEAKER_03 6:22

She calls to me Saturday and I'm I'm like, with the kids at Target. I'm like, hi, I'm shopping with my with my kids.

SPEAKER_02 6:29

Oh, uh Wait, she just called you out of the blue?

SPEAKER_17 6:31

Like, fuck it, let's get tattoos.

SPEAKER_02 6:33

So she's like, um, what can you are you gonna be around at 2 30? My guy could get us in. He had to get away.

SPEAKER_17 6:38

Did she call you like the night before? No, the day of.

SPEAKER_02 6:41

Oh yeah. Morning of I was at Target.

SPEAKER_17 6:44

Down.

SPEAKER_02 6:44

Yep, and I was like, I was like, yeah, I was like, I'm gonna be leaving Target soon. Like, I don't have plans till like Roger and I are gonna grab dinner, we have a party, but like not till later. So I was like, perfect. So we go to meet at 2 30 at the tattoo place. I'm not gonna say where, I'm not gonna say names, but the guy was so nice, but no concept of time, I don't think.

SPEAKER_17 7:05

So they never do.

SPEAKER_02 7:06

So 2 30 appointment. He wasn't there yet. Fine, fine. I mean, that's fine. I'm laid back, it's not a problem. So 2 45. I want to say he shows up. Um, definitely like high out of his mind. Also, fine.

SPEAKER_16 7:19

Like, I feel like that's just like fucking just put a needle in my face.

SPEAKER_02 7:24

That's like whatever. It's a vibe, sure. So then he's like sanitizing the room aggressively. I'm like, I like cleanliness, that's cool.

SPEAKER_17 7:32

Yeah, he's high as fuck.

SPEAKER_02 7:33

Right, like overly sanitizing. I'm like, the cleaner the better, though. Yeah, fine. Then he calls us, then we go into the room. He already kind of knew what we wanted. Now it's like because he's a talker, he's all he's a little scattered, he's all over the place. We're talking, we're laughing. I like him though. He's he's nice, he's cool, he's making me laugh. So then finally he gets what we need, prints it off like that paper, sizes it to our wrists. I got mine on my hand, she got hers on her wrist.

SPEAKER_13 7:59

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 8:00

So then he's like, Ah, I got this girl coming for a consultation real quick. But motherfucker, you just put this shit on my wrist.

SPEAKER_17 8:08

So you had the stencil already on you.

SPEAKER_02 8:10

So I'm not on me, but like he had it in his hand and he had sized it perfectly. He didn't like stick it on yet.

SPEAKER_16 8:15

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 8:16

But he's like, Oh, I just got this girl, she's coming for a consultation real quick. I'm like, okay, that's fine. A little annoying, but fine. So she he goes out and he's out there for a like because he's a a talker too, and so am I. I'm guilty of that too, but like really a talker, and we hear their whole conversation. I'm like, oh my god, like going on and on and on, and I'm looking at the time. We wanted to get dinner, like an early dinner. I'm like, Roger's gonna kill me. Yeah. So then my aunt's like, oh, I think she might have just walked in. I was like, no, like this was planned. Like, he definitely knew she was coming at three o'clock when we had an appointment at 2:30. So that that's fine, that's fine. So um, not a problem.

SPEAKER_17 8:52

So she's in there.

SPEAKER_02 8:53

Then the girl leaves, he comes back to us, gets it on our hand, we're BSing. I know this guy's whole life story. I know everything about him. I know a a lot of information about him. I saw pictures of his children.

SPEAKER_13 9:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:08

Um they're adorable. And then he's like, now he got the he's gonna start. Yeah. So he starts. He starts. There's numerous interesting stories that he told me, but the one that mainly sticks in my brain that I told Roger. We were having dinner that night. I was like, Yeah, like he told me he stole his blood back from a hospital.

SPEAKER_17 9:30

How the fuck you steal your blood back?

SPEAKER_02 9:32

So I guess he went to the hospital for like a he called it a routine asthma attack.

SPEAKER_17 9:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 9:38

Which he's had a few times. So he told me, and he said that they did all this blood work and it made him really uncomfortable. Like he was like, Why, why are you doing all this blood work? Okay. He wasn't happy about it. He wasn't comfortable with it. So he's like, When they weren't looking, I stole it back. He's like, No one's gonna clone it back.

SPEAKER_17 9:54

And nobody knows what So wait a second time out.

SPEAKER_02 9:57

And now he's mid he's mid-dat too, and I'm like, Oh I'm like, Yeah, I mean, you never know.

SPEAKER_15 10:05

Yeah, for real.

SPEAKER_04 10:06

I mean, I mean, I totally want to stole mine back too. I had to just scroll up. I was like, yeah, that's that's So uh real quick, was he like all sweaty and like shanking and shit?

SPEAKER_17 10:21

Well, he did a good job on the tattoo. Those lines are clean.

SPEAKER_02 10:24

Oh, oh, he was he told me he's OCD. He like he even went back and like fixed a spot.

SPEAKER_17 10:28

Like did you ask what he ingested prior to your uh I didn't ask injection of ink into your epidermis.

SPEAKER_02 10:36

I didn't ask, but he had me laughing. He's like, you know, because he's did some time and now he's oh good hepatitis living the good life. And he's like, you know, he's my girl, like she gets stressed out sometimes about crazy things. He's like, I just I'm just so happy to just like be home, be living a good life. I go out, I pick my vegetables in my garden, I smoke a little weed. He's like, I don't know, like there's just nothing to be stressed about.

SPEAKER_17 11:04

I'm like You know what? He's right.

SPEAKER_02 11:06

You're right, though. No, like good quality of life. Like I think he's thinking on the right path. But yeah, I mean the the stealing of the blood back, not wanting to be cloned, he's like, I don't trust anybody. You shouldn't trust anybody. See, and I'm like, he Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_17 11:20

I mean, yeah, you're getting you're getting a you're getting a uh absolutely standby. You ready? I'm gonna show you something. I got something for that. You ready? Yes. All right, here you go. And now he's like, So like, listen.

SPEAKER_02 11:37

And then he's like, what do you do for work? And then he started talking. So I told him what my husband does for work. He's like, oh, he's probably a hitman. He's like, you know he's out there killing people, right?

SPEAKER_15 11:45

I was like, Meanwhile, he's doing the dick.

SPEAKER_02 11:49

I was like, I was like, no, I mean, no.

SPEAKER_03 11:52

He doesn't.

SPEAKER_15 11:53

So like, you know, you know, like, I had uh hepatitis and asthma. So I went to the hospital and uh I said, fuck you, motherfucker. Alright, you ain't taking my blood back. So as soon as that bitch turned around, I took my blood back because you know what, they'll clone me. First of all.

SPEAKER_02 12:11

He was really worried about cloning. He said they took way too much blood. I mean, I could have said anything, he was tattooing my hand. I was like, Yeah. I was like, you're so right. I would have done the same thing.

SPEAKER_17 12:20

You should have said, Do you do you think you're worth cloning? It's about a bunch of. Don't fucking flatter yourself, motherfucker. Don't flatter yourself.

SPEAKER_04 12:29

No.

SPEAKER_17 12:29

There could have been a thousand I gotta play this again. There could have been a thousand more. This is what I would have said. Listen, I know you're doing a good job on my arm and stuff. I mean, I love it. You didn't care. I think you should just don't flatter yourself. Nobody wants to clone you. You're a piece of shit. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just joking, it's a joke.

SPEAKER_04 12:49

That's a joke. It's a joke. If you're listening, we love it. It's a joke. Thank you, bro. Thank you for my hands.

SPEAKER_17 12:54

But seriously, don't if if they take your blood, let them fucking take it.

SPEAKER_04 12:57

I don't think you should steal your blood back.

SPEAKER_17 12:59

It's for a good fucking reason. They're not gonna clone you. And if they do, then I'm sorry for telling you to give them your blood. And uh you can punch me in the face because you're wrecked. But by then it's already over because there's like Terminator fucking people walking around.

SPEAKER_02 13:13

Raj is like, that's who you let. Tattoo your fucking hand on. Yeah, but it's too late because it's like. I mean, I was mid, I was mid heart. Like you're already playing that.

SPEAKER_16 13:23

Hepatitis already set in. I already got that shit, you know. That shit already set in. Oh wow.

SPEAKER_02 13:30

My sweet aunt, she's so sweet. She's like, Isn't he the best? I tell him I would never go to anyone else. You're the only one that could be. I got a guy. And I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah. He was great.

SPEAKER_15 13:42

Yeah, I mean, if if he was the only guy in the United States, fine, it'd be awesome.

SPEAKER_02 13:47

He was great.

SPEAKER_17 13:48

Again, we're kidding. Maybe. I don't know. An ounce of humor is a pound of truth.

SPEAKER_02 13:53

Right. 100%.

SPEAKER_16 13:55

Man, fuck this dude. I ain't never go to this motherfucker.

SPEAKER_17 13:58

I'm just kidding. I'm just joking. But seriously, I ain't gone.

SPEAKER_15 14:01

Seriously.

SPEAKER_16 14:03

Only because I got a guy.

SPEAKER_02 14:05

Only, yeah. So I also have a guy. So I was like, well, I liked him. I did. I wish he was a little better with time management.

SPEAKER_17 14:12

But it's high as fuck.

SPEAKER_02 14:14

I was there for like two and a half hours.

SPEAKER_17 14:15

For that?

SPEAKER_02 14:17

Holy shit! That's why we got here so much.

SPEAKER_17 14:19

That's a 15-minute tattoo.

SPEAKER_02 14:20

Legit.

SPEAKER_17 14:21

Dude.

SPEAKER_02 14:22

Legit.

SPEAKER_17 14:22

Two and a half hours? This was three and a half hours. And it's my whole interior.

SPEAKER_02 14:26

It's fucking No, like him actually tattooing this was probably like you said, 10 minutes. But the process was two and a half hours. But my aunt got one too, so there's two of us. But still.

SPEAKER_17 14:36

Yeah. But still. So this, so my my inner, what do you call this thing? Bicep? Arm?

SPEAKER_21 14:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 14:42

So the inner bicep. So from my underarm all the way past my elbow into the forearm. And then wrapping around the tricep towards the bicep.

SPEAKER_24 14:58

Yep.

SPEAKER_17 14:59

On the inner probably about three and a half hours.

SPEAKER_24 15:02

See?

SPEAKER_17 15:03

And your motherfucker did an outline of two hearts in two and a half hours.

SPEAKER_02 15:07

It was just because lots of chit-chatin.

SPEAKER_17 15:11

Let me see.

SPEAKER_02 15:11

Lots of chit-chatting. It's in the peeling.

SPEAKER_17 15:13

He did a good job, though.

SPEAKER_02 15:14

The lines are clean. I'm I mean, I'm healing.

SPEAKER_17 15:16

He really did a good job. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:17

It's still healing.

SPEAKER_17 15:18

Are you guys gonna get it shaded in or just gonna leave it? Say it. That's what you wanted. Like that. That's nice. But it's nice though.

SPEAKER_02 15:24

Dainty.

SPEAKER_17 15:26

You're putting your ointment on there?

SPEAKER_02 15:27

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_17 15:29

Every few hours you wash your few hours. You can't don't be touching no ass or anything like that because you're gonna get fucking worse than Pink Eye.

SPEAKER_02 15:38

Oh, no, no.

SPEAKER_17 15:39

Get in your bloodstream like, damn.

SPEAKER_04 15:40

I'm careful.

SPEAKER_17 15:41

I'd be like, alright, listen guys, this is uh show 14 and uh by myself and uh lone survivor. I would like to uh dedicate the show to Ange. Dedicate this show to Ange. She could no longer be on the show. She died from uh from uh she had an open tattoo and uh she got butthole poisoning.

SPEAKER_04 16:08

Just say pink eye but worse.

SPEAKER_17 16:09

She got she got pink eye in the skin.

SPEAKER_15 16:12

Wait, what? I don't even know. God damn it.

SPEAKER_17 16:15

I don't think we should drink again before we fucking do this shit. Stand by, I gotta drink.

SPEAKER_04 16:21

Stand by.

SPEAKER_17 16:24

Hmm. But it is Yeah, but my guy's good too.

SPEAKER_02 16:28

He's um So where do you go? Norwalk?

SPEAKER_17 16:31

Stratford.

SPEAKER_02 16:32

Stratford.

SPEAKER_17 16:33

Um he's gonna freelance now. He had his own business, but he wants to like travel more, so he's just gonna. I don't know what he's doing with the business, but he's gonna do his own thing.

SPEAKER_24 16:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 16:43

He's always like a traveler.

SPEAKER_24 16:45

Right.

SPEAKER_17 16:45

And he'll tattoo along the way. He's like a free spirit.

SPEAKER_24 16:48

Love that.

SPEAKER_17 16:49

He's like, yeah, man. So I'll get there. So I'll make my appointments. So I'll let's say I get the forearm.

SPEAKER_13 16:57

Yep.

SPEAKER_17 16:57

Then I'll say, Alright, next month I'll do this. Next month I'll do that. So I get there, I'm like, I was like, yeah, I told you what I wanted, right? He was like, Yeah. What you got for me? He's like, I don't know, we'll figure it out now.

unknown 17:10

Okay, cool.

SPEAKER_08 17:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_17 17:12

Alright, cool. And then before you know it, he just draws everything and he fucking does And he's doing it. Yeah, so let's say let's say it's by like an hour and a half, two hours of fucking drawing shit on your arm.

SPEAKER_02 17:23

Yep.

SPEAKER_17 17:24

And then the rest of the time is fucking doing it.

SPEAKER_02 17:26

Actually tattooing. And it's all always coming out great. Like it looks really good.

SPEAKER_17 17:31

So this tiki thing I have on my inner arm is the tiki oh love.

SPEAKER_02 17:36

Oh, I love that. I didn't know.

SPEAKER_17 17:37

So when we went to Hawaii on our honeymoon, this is the we had a little tiki man.

SPEAKER_24 17:42

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_17 17:43

So I sent him a picture of that, and that's his that's a tiki man, but he made it like a little bit more graffiti-ish.

SPEAKER_24 17:48

That's cool.

SPEAKER_17 17:48

I was like, I want a skull on there so I don't look like a bitch.

SPEAKER_24 17:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 17:52

But I still look like a bitch.

SPEAKER_24 17:53

No, I like that. No, I like it.

SPEAKER_17 17:55

Yeah. So I got my little cartoonish. But it looks like graffiti-ish, right? Pretty dope.

SPEAKER_02 17:59

It's really good. He did a great job.

SPEAKER_17 18:02

Then I got the Sicilian thing right here.

SPEAKER_02 18:04

Oh, I love that.

SPEAKER_17 18:05

Then he did this for.

SPEAKER_02 18:06

So he's done that whole sleeve.

SPEAKER_17 18:07

The whole sleeve. So this one, I have a tattoo of a bulldog in my arm.

SPEAKER_02 18:11

So that's like the older one, right?

SPEAKER_17 18:13

And a guy, Danny Williams, did it.

SPEAKER_02 18:15

Cool.

SPEAKER_17 18:16

And he was the one who taught him.

SPEAKER_02 18:18

Oh, that's cool. So same place.

SPEAKER_17 18:20

Danny Williams since past. So he goes, uh So I told him, he's like, Danny Williams did it? I said, yeah. I said, this fucking shit has got to be fucking under like 20 years old at least.

SPEAKER_24 18:32

That's cool.

SPEAKER_17 18:33

And he's like, dude, let's try to save it.

SPEAKER_24 18:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 18:36

Let's try to save it. Because I think old tattoos are fucking dope.

SPEAKER_24 18:40

They are.

SPEAKER_17 18:41

So he fucking he kind of made it work.

SPEAKER_24 18:44

Yeah. It fits in.

SPEAKER_17 18:45

He made it work. We were gonna go over it, but I was like, you know what? Just leave it the way it is.

SPEAKER_24 18:49

Leave it. I think that's cool.

SPEAKER_17 18:50

So he it was like almost like a tribute.

SPEAKER_24 18:52

Right.

SPEAKER_17 18:52

So I just kept it. Plus my brother got the same shit.

SPEAKER_24 18:55

Oh, that's it.

SPEAKER_17 18:56

I didn't want to get rid of it.

SPEAKER_02 18:57

You can't cover it.

SPEAKER_17 18:58

If my brother covered his, I covered my shit too, then if he did.

SPEAKER_02 19:01

But he would never.

SPEAKER_16 19:02

No, he wouldn't.

SPEAKER_02 19:03

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_16 19:04

He don't give a fuck. He loves me, but uh, he'll be like, fuck that. I'm covering that shit. I gotta fucking.

SPEAKER_17 19:10

It was either it was either a bulldog or a chick with nipples and shit. I just I chose a nipple chick.

SPEAKER_03 19:15

I chose a nipple.

SPEAKER_17 19:16

So I did my uh digga, my bitch digga.

SPEAKER_03 19:21

He's like, Why don't you just cover it?

SPEAKER_17 19:23

Because I know that uh I know I know he covered it. I'm like, he didn't cover it. I should call him quick.

SPEAKER_23 19:32

You should. Did he will he answer?

SPEAKER_17 19:35

Let me send him a text. Hold on. Let's see. Uh hopefully he'll write it. If he texts me back. Let me see. You busy? Alright. So we'll bullshit until he texts back. But yeah, so I got that done. So now in the fall, I'll start the other arm.

SPEAKER_02 20:01

Yes. What are you gonna get on that arm?

SPEAKER_17 20:04

I don't know. I don't know if I want like uh I don't want any police stuff. No. I do and I don't. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 20:12

You're on the fence.

SPEAKER_17 20:13

I don't want anything too obvious. Maybe something that's for me.

SPEAKER_02 20:16

I feel like you should. Do you even think subtle?

SPEAKER_17 20:20

Subtle. Like some people put like the things. Yeah, like I know it, and if you're a cop, you'll know it. But if you're in public, you won't know it.

SPEAKER_13 20:27

We wouldn't know.

SPEAKER_17 20:28

So something like that I'll do. Like my boy got it the um the um St. Michael thing.

SPEAKER_24 20:34

Oh, I yep.

SPEAKER_17 20:35

Which is nice.

SPEAKER_02 20:36

That is nice.

SPEAKER_17 20:36

So it's not if you don't know about St. Michael, then you're not gonna know.

SPEAKER_02 20:40

You wouldn't understand.

SPEAKER_17 20:40

Yeah, you're not gonna understand, and it's fine. Maybe something like that. There's like St. Michael's shield, I was thinking of putting right here.

SPEAKER_24 20:48

Oh, that'd be cool.

SPEAKER_17 20:49

The shield that he holds. Yeah. So you can kind of like, yeah.

SPEAKER_24 20:52

You should.

SPEAKER_17 20:53

But I don't know.

SPEAKER_24 20:54

I like that.

SPEAKER_17 20:54

I'm thinking about that.

SPEAKER_24 20:55

That'd be good.

SPEAKER_17 20:57

Maybe that here.

SPEAKER_02 20:59

That's okay.

SPEAKER_17 21:00

But I don't know. We'll find out.

SPEAKER_02 21:01

I'm actually going Saturday for another one. Oh shit, what you getting, girl? It's gonna be right here.

SPEAKER_17 21:05

Right by your booby. God damn it, girl. You gotta get it fast because summertime's coming.

SPEAKER_02 21:11

I know, that's why I'm going Saturday.

SPEAKER_17 21:13

You can't get it in the sun. That's it. Nope. That's why I'm waiting until the fall.

SPEAKER_02 21:15

It's going Saturday. So cool. So what are you getting? Palm trees.

SPEAKER_17 21:19

It's gonna be Frank. Imagine if I had uh just your face. If I was rich.

SPEAKER_03 21:27

You should send me a selfie.

SPEAKER_17 21:28

Now it's in no just like Frank was here. On the side, would you do it if I had like 10 grand?

SPEAKER_15 21:36

Yeah. 10,000, that's it. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 21:38

If I was rich, I'd be like, all right, here's 10 grand. But you can't sell Raj until it's done.

SPEAKER_02 21:43

Until it's done.

unknown 21:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 21:44

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 21:45

Well, what's so funny is I told the guy, I told the artist, I was like, I'm gonna do the other one, but it's just like to be determined. Like I know for sure what I want here, and I have an idea of what I want here, but I'm not gonna disclose it yet because I'm not positive. So I mean the Point being there's room for more.

SPEAKER_17 22:03

They're gonna outline the feeders.

SPEAKER_02 22:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 22:06

Which feeders are rhesicists.

SPEAKER_04 22:10

Yep, that is correct.

SPEAKER_17 22:13

So outline the sides.

SPEAKER_02 22:16

Oh nice. I could show you a picture. Okay. It's not me.

SPEAKER_17 22:19

Well, good, thank you, because that'd be a little inappropriate. I feel a little weird.

SPEAKER_02 22:24

No, it's gonna look like that.

SPEAKER_17 22:25

Del send that to me, yo. You'll send that shit to me, man. Don't sound digging. Send that shit, girl. That's pretty good. That's a great idea, though. It's really good.

SPEAKER_02 22:38

It goes with the curvature.

SPEAKER_17 22:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:39

If that makes sense.

SPEAKER_17 22:40

Plus, it's tropical. Yes. That's why I got punching. Tropical makes you happy.

SPEAKER_02 22:44

It's happiness. We like, you know, we like islands.

SPEAKER_17 22:47

Yeah. That's why I did it. With AK vibes. So it's either like when you want to kick somebody in the face, you're looking at my forearm and I'm like, oh, I love tropical. And then it goes away.

SPEAKER_02 22:56

And then you find happiness in your soul.

SPEAKER_17 22:58

Yeah, you do.

unknown 22:59

Yes. Yeah. Yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_17 23:02

Because kicking people in the face and punching them, because it's terrible.

SPEAKER_23 23:06

So you just go, just take a deep breath and don't do that.

unknown 23:12

Palm trees. Palm trees.

SPEAKER_02 23:14

Palm trees, sunshine. That's what my therapist said. I don't know. Pretend to listen to the ocean waves. Supposed to be soothing.

SPEAKER_17 23:22

I would have a therapist if it wasn't cheap.

SPEAKER_02 23:24

Yeah, they're expensive.

SPEAKER_17 23:25

Wait, a therapist and a psychologist? Which what's the which one's big?

SPEAKER_02 23:30

Hiatrisk gives you meds. You don't need that. I don't want that shit. Fuck no, I don't need meds. No, you just need a therapist. Someone to talk to you. What's a therapist? Someone to talk to.

SPEAKER_17 23:37

I talk to myself. Fuck that shit. Fuck that. I also talk to myself. Yeah, fuck that. I want intelligent conversation. I speak to myself. Fuck that shit.

SPEAKER_02 23:46

I did definitely talk to myself.

SPEAKER_17 23:48

Um, let's see what I I wrote down a lot of stuff.

SPEAKER_02 23:52

Well, I want to know what new car you're getting. Oh!

SPEAKER_17 23:54

Yeah, you know what? That's what it is. Let's see. Hold on. Let me see real quick and my brother roll back. No, that was you, it was your side boob. Well, it wasn't your side boob, but the side boob of the tattoo. That's a great idea. Let's see. Okay. So we're gonna go into the scam. Yes. Okay. Should I try to call Digga quick? And maybe have no, I'm thinking yes. You know what? Fuck that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02 24:26

I know she's working.

SPEAKER_03 24:27

I don't give a shit.

SPEAKER_17 24:28

So what she's a floor above.

SPEAKER_03 24:30

Digga, I tried. I tried.

SPEAKER_17 24:34

She knows we're calling.

SPEAKER_02 24:36

We warned her that we might.

SPEAKER_17 24:37

I'm gonna put this on mute. I don't know if it'll work. I don't know how this is gonna work. I gotta mute my mic, so hold on. I'm gonna put you on on the show. Hold on. You're not on the show yet. Hold on. Stand by. Hold on. Yo, are you there? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 25:09

You can hear it perfectly.

SPEAKER_17 25:10

Yeah. Alright, you there? Digga.

SPEAKER_05 25:15

What's up?

SPEAKER_17 25:17

Alright, so we're talking about okay. So, real quick before we go into this uh conversation here uh Digga. I'm gonna say her fucking real name, but I said it a thousand times anyway. Anyway, so her car is a brand new car. I don't want to say the brand name, but it rhymes with Mercedes.

SPEAKER_05 25:39

It's a really nice car.

SPEAKER_17 25:40

Yeah. Very nice, brand new.

SPEAKER_05 25:42

Yep. Very nice paperweight.

SPEAKER_17 25:44

Yeah, it's pretty much a fucking paperweight. 2023, right? AMG. Beautiful.

SPEAKER_02 25:50

It is gorgeous.

SPEAKER_17 25:51

Beautiful. Leather interiors, white.

SPEAKER_02 25:54

White.

SPEAKER_17 25:54

Beautiful. Right? Okay. Gorgeous. Fast, got little turbo shits in there. I don't know what the fuck it does. I don't even know where the battery is in that thing. So anyway, the the thing, the problem with this motherfucker is that the firmware or the computer inside gets fucked up all the time.

SPEAKER_24 26:14

And it has to be like an electrical thing.

SPEAKER_17 26:16

No, yeah, electrical or or a computer or some bull. There might be a shirt, like you're saying, or uh the firmware is fucked up or whatever. Okay. So for the past few months, since we've had well, let's see for a long time. Yeah. Half the time we had this fucking thing, it's been in the shop. The people I go there and the motherfucker knows my name.

SPEAKER_02 26:39

It's always always like a constant.

SPEAKER_17 26:41

Yes. He knows my fucking name. The bands before, no way.

SPEAKER_05 26:46

He doesn't even take my he doesn't take my insurance information or my credit card anymore.

SPEAKER_24 26:50

He just they have it on file.

SPEAKER_04 26:55

It's it's yeah, it's got it on file. Here they are again.

SPEAKER_17 26:58

Yep. So everything's on file and blah, blah, blah. Okay. So uh where the fuck was I? Oh, so the last time I was in there for two or three months, I think, Steph? Digga? Oops. Well, fuck it. Whatever. So almost two months.

SPEAKER_02 27:14

That's actually insane. It's a long fucking time. That your car was gone for two months.

SPEAKER_17 27:18

But you know what? We had this, we had like a clone of what we had before, so we're just killing their shit. I'm fucking going around with potholes. I'm doing that shit 120 miles an hour. No, I'm just kidding. But anyway, I was putting that shit in reverse on the highway. I didn't give a fuck. No, I never did that, but drove like I stole it. Actually, I didn't because I bet you they have JPS on there, so I was petrified.

SPEAKER_02 27:39

Right. Just in case.

SPEAKER_17 27:40

Yeah, they'll fuck me over. Yep.

SPEAKER_02 27:43

You'll get a fine.

SPEAKER_17 27:43

So I probably drove better in that shit than it. Anyway. No.

SPEAKER_02 27:47

Okay.

SPEAKER_17 27:48

They were like, we have uh we have uh it's gotta go to Germany, and we have to talk with Germany because we don't know what's wrong with your car, blah, blah, blah. Well, no, just the the issue they had to talk to Germany.

SPEAKER_24 27:59

Oh, that's they never had that issue.

SPEAKER_17 28:01

So I'm like, that's great. Something I fucking bought, it's great. Or we bought together.

SPEAKER_24 28:05

It's insane.

SPEAKER_17 28:05

Yeah. So now you know the issue, and then it happened again. We're about to go to the gym in the morning. It said, unsafe to drive, and it shut itself off. I was like, you motherfucker. What the fuck? This shit just said, fuck you, I ain't going nowhere. It's unsafe. So there was an issue.

SPEAKER_05 28:22

My car called in sick that day. Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 28:24

He's like, fuck you, I ain't going.

SPEAKER_05 28:26

I'm not coming. Sorry.

SPEAKER_17 28:27

Yeah. Stuck in a stuck in a garage. That's let me hop in my trusty Honda with 249,000 miles. Honda Civic LX. Got leather in a sunroof and heated seats.

SPEAKER_05 28:39

Listen, I love a good Honda. That thing is premium packaged right there. That was pretty does last forever.

SPEAKER_17 28:46

My first car was a Honda. First of all, think about it. Shut the fuck up. Because time out. This motherfucker was like, when we got this shit, the Honda, she's like, this is the best thing ever.

SPEAKER_14 28:57

It's beautiful. It looks so sporty. It's got leather in the center of him here to see.

SPEAKER_17 29:02

Now she's like, yo, I need to borrow your fucking piece of shit car because I gotta bring the dog to the vet.

SPEAKER_04 29:08

So now the table.

SPEAKER_17 29:10

I'll let you drive the bins. I'm like, bitch, fuck you! But I'll take it. Whatever.

SPEAKER_02 29:15

But yes, thank you. I'm gonna enjoy that drive.

SPEAKER_17 29:18

I'll beat the shit out of that car. We're turning in anyway. And then um, I lost my fucking train of thought. God damn it. So anyway, so so here we go. So the fucking she goes, so I've been talking about like, you know, when this car dies, I'll get another fucking like a Honda pilot or some shit.

SPEAKER_13 29:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 29:39

And drive that shit till it fucking shits to bed. This way, if I go to Home Depot, I'll just throw bricks in the back. I don't give a fuck what it is, you know? Right. I get like, or if we buy a set or a TV, we can put it in the back.

SPEAKER_14 29:50

Got it.

SPEAKER_17 29:50

Got the space. Don't care. Commuter car, I don't give a fuck. I got my little slingshot go-kart.

SPEAKER_05 29:55

That's your fun. That's your toy. Mid-sized car. Yes.

SPEAKER_17 29:58

I got my little go-kart. I have fun with that in the summer. That's your toy. Yeah. So I'm like, yeah, so this motherfucker. And I'm talking about digger, right? She yeah, start giggling, motherfucker. Start giggling.

SPEAKER_02 30:12

The giggle is my biggest.

SPEAKER_17 30:13

Start giggling. Alright? Now you're pissing me off.

SPEAKER_05 30:18

So now I didn't even get to the shit that I wrote down.

SPEAKER_17 30:22

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_05 30:23

The betterment of our future was at stake, and I was being the sensible one.

SPEAKER_17 30:29

Did you want to tell a story first?

SPEAKER_05 30:31

It's not my problem.

SPEAKER_17 30:31

You want to tell a story first?

SPEAKER_05 30:33

No.

SPEAKER_17 30:34

Okay, good. So then. So we're eating chicken and rice because we're poor.

SPEAKER_02 30:42

No, because you're healthy. And we're getting shredded for summer.

SPEAKER_17 30:45

Well, yes. Well, and until every Thursday when you show up.

SPEAKER_02 30:51

It's not my fault.

SPEAKER_17 30:52

Fuck up my alcohol intake. Which I'm not complaining.

SPEAKER_02 30:58

I said today, I'm only gonna drink if you drink. You're like, yeah, why would you say that? I was like, you said yeah, I'm drinking.

SPEAKER_17 31:05

I was like, I held that one time though. Anyway.

SPEAKER_02 31:07

You did.

SPEAKER_17 31:08

What was I saying? So yeah, so back to the So we're eating chicken and rice in the living room table.

SPEAKER_02 31:16

I love that.

SPEAKER_17 31:17

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 31:18

Date night.

SPEAKER_17 31:20

Yeah. Or just eating. And then uh, so she's like, I got a great idea. I know that you need another car. I don't need another car, but anyway, I kept my mouse.

SPEAKER_24 31:31

You were like, yeah, yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_17 31:32

I know you need another car. Yep. So what I'm gonna do is we'll get rid of the bins, and then we'll get the the Honda pilot that you kind of want and that you would use and everything, because you want that car. I'll drive it till next year, and then when the Mercedes convertible comes out, you could get the Honda.

SPEAKER_14 31:55

I was like, bitch, you out of your fucking mind.

SPEAKER_17 31:57

Wait a second.

SPEAKER_03 31:59

And then you can take it over and I'll get the new Benz.

SPEAKER_17 32:02

So yeah. So she wanted, so she's like, pretty much, I'll get rid of the Benz. We'll get the Honda. I'll drive it until it's fucking shit.

SPEAKER_05 32:14

No, it's not gonna fit it within a year.

SPEAKER_17 32:16

Yeah. Well, the way you drive, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 32:18

We actually save money by doing that.

SPEAKER_17 32:20

That's fine.

SPEAKER_05 32:21

So And then I'll give you the Honda and I'll get the card.

SPEAKER_17 32:24

So now I get a brand new car with 30,000 miles on it. Brand new car smells fucking gone. There's scratches all over this motherfucker. There's probably fucking coffee spilled everywhere. But no, I get a brand new car. Oh, thank you, Master. Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 32:38

She'll get the convertible.

SPEAKER_17 32:41

So what was your fucking plan?

SPEAKER_05 32:44

My plan was to get a new car that I would drive for a couple months.

SPEAKER_17 32:51

A couple months. Yeah. This fucking bend's ain't coming out till fucking probably the end of summer.

SPEAKER_05 32:56

So next year. Okay, but that's only a couple months away.

SPEAKER_17 32:59

Next year.

SPEAKER_05 33:01

Well, whatever. So I wanted to change my car.

SPEAKER_17 33:07

What?

SPEAKER_05 33:07

No, it's not.

SPEAKER_17 33:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 33:10

Anyway, are you done?

SPEAKER_17 33:12

Go ahead. It's your show.

SPEAKER_05 33:15

What?

SPEAKER_17 33:16

Did you forget what the fuck we're talking about?

SPEAKER_05 33:19

Your world. I'm trying to do work here, and you're interrupting me.

SPEAKER_17 33:22

So anyway, so her fucking little scam was. Here's what we're gonna do. I know you need a new car, you little peasant.

SPEAKER_02 33:33

But you need to have the Honda pilot. I'm gonna get the new pen.

SPEAKER_17 33:37

I I know you want an economy car.

SPEAKER_02 33:39

Coming from the guy who has like three different cars.

SPEAKER_24 33:43

I do have a lot of cars.

SPEAKER_17 33:44

I have one hand-me-down.

SPEAKER_24 33:46

Well, you have the truck, the Honda, and the Shower Day.

SPEAKER_17 33:48

Is commercial. Because well, right now it's not commercial, it's a paperweight, but it will be commercial again.

SPEAKER_02 33:56

I do every homeowner should have a truck. I agree with that.

SPEAKER_17 33:59

So that doesn't count as my truck. It's a family truck.

SPEAKER_02 34:02

I well, when it calls it family card orders on the way.

SPEAKER_17 34:06

What the fuck did she say? I didn't even hear what's she saying?

SPEAKER_04 34:09

Instacart's on the way.

SPEAKER_03 34:10

My Instacart's on the way.

SPEAKER_17 34:12

So anyway, you know what? Fuck it. Here's the bottom line. I ain't doing your fucking little scam. If I get the pilot, you're gonna drive the fucking Honda again, and we're done. You know what? I'm done with this conversation. Click, click. I just hung up on her. That's it. You're sleeping on the couch tonight. If anybody wants to fucking let me know if I'm in the wrong, you could DM me or send me an email or uh get a hold of me somewhere. I'm not in the wrong. I'm not in the fucking wrong. I'm telling you. She's trying to fucking scam me. I figured it out.

SPEAKER_03 34:45

I'm like, I figured it out.

SPEAKER_17 34:47

She's like, hey. So, like, you know, I I gotta get rid of it. So it's gonna save us money. And I know you should have a new car. So we're gonna get the new car, but you're not gonna drive it whatsoever. I'm gonna drive it. And then once it has 30,000 miles on it, and the new car smells gone, and I got shit all over the fucking place, and there's dense everywhere, then you can have it back. It's gonna be like a new car for you.

SPEAKER_02 35:10

It's all yours, sonny.

SPEAKER_17 35:11

I'm like, how about this bitch? Get rid of the fucking Honda. I mean, get rid of the Benz and you can have the fucking So You can take your Civic back.

SPEAKER_02 35:19

What's the outcome with this Benz? Do you have to get rid of it? Is it done? Like it has to just be like it should be recalled, I feel.

SPEAKER_17 35:26

Well, if when it happens again, because it's gonna happen again, because they did some cheap ass firmware shit.

SPEAKER_02 35:33

Oh.

SPEAKER_17 35:34

So when it happens again, we're gonna call Benz and have them fucking buy it back.

SPEAKER_02 35:38

They have to. Like it's this has been since you've gotten it.

SPEAKER_17 35:41

Dude, the sunroof won't fucking open.

SPEAKER_02 35:43

There was one time I think she said the AC wouldn't work.

SPEAKER_17 35:46

Yeah, the AC wouldn't work.

SPEAKER_02 35:47

That's insane.

SPEAKER_17 35:48

Yeah. So you got a $65,000 fucking car, which for I guess Mercedes world is shit, but I mean, still. It's expensive for me.

SPEAKER_02 35:58

Me too.

SPEAKER_17 35:59

So we got that fucking thing, and then nothing works, and it's always in the shop.

SPEAKER_02 36:03

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_17 36:04

And I drive, I drive there in the Honda Civic. But like, yo, I tell them all the time, it's like, yo, you say this shit outside?

SPEAKER_02 36:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 36:11

250.

SPEAKER_02 36:12

Like, come on. Like, figure your shit out. 250. Yep.

SPEAKER_17 36:15

I change oil two times. Yeah. Two fucking times. I put gas in there once a week.

SPEAKER_02 36:21

Just figure your shit out.

SPEAKER_17 36:22

That's it. Get it together. Yep. And now you're telling me this fucking other car can't last a fucking week without it fucking shutting off. You stupid asshole.

SPEAKER_02 36:36

I should tell you about my first car.

SPEAKER_17 36:38

I want to know about your first car.

SPEAKER_02 36:39

1997 Honda Accord. Holy shit. And my parents are old school, and I had to buy my own car. So I had a job and I was a, you know, I started waitressing and I bought my own car. I bought my own cell phone, this, that, all the things. Yep. Um, yep. I, you know, the youngest and the only girl, because I have two older brothers.

SPEAKER_17 37:00

I'm surprised you didn't get your own shit.

SPEAKER_02 37:02

You would think that was that's where I was going with this conversation. Princess still fires me up. Um my brothers say I'm the favorite. I'm like, really?

SPEAKER_17 37:09

I didn't get my own shit though.

SPEAKER_02 37:10

I paid for my own cell phone. Paid for my own first car, paid for all my all my things. We'll say I turn 16, they're like, job, start applying. Yeah, no, well, you could if you want, because I wanted a phone, they're like, you could pay for your own phone. Yeah. You could buy like my they wouldn't let me get my license, you could at 16. I had to wait till 17. That was their rule.

SPEAKER_17 37:31

I kinda I got it at 16, but I really couldn't drive by myself.

SPEAKER_02 37:36

Oh, because they had all those rules, right? Or just because in general.

SPEAKER_17 37:40

Yeah, I'm older.

SPEAKER_02 37:41

See, for me, I feel like I feel like kids like my friends, they got them at 16, but there were so many rules and regulations. Yeah. I don't know how it is now. I honestly have no function.

SPEAKER_17 37:51

I don't even know. I should know. But anyway, yeah. You should know.

SPEAKER_02 37:55

I don't know if I can pay attention. But for me, my parents' rule was uh 17, then you could go get your license. And when you have enough money to buy your own car, you could buy your own car. So 1997 Honda. Like I didn't get a a car from my parents. I got I had to buy my own little it was like, I don't know, four thousand dollars. And yeah. It it lasted me though. I had for a bit it lasted me up until I got married. Like it lasted me a long time.

SPEAKER_17 38:22

Yeah. So the same I was in the same boat you were, but I got a little surprise at the end. So I would drive, my sister had a Geostorm, she was fucking old. Then she had a hot uh uh Nissan Sentra. I beat the shit out of that thing. But I couldn't drive until like almost 17. Like I got it at 16, then 17 that was when I could go on my own. Yep. Like it took a year before I could fucking go out.

SPEAKER_13 38:53

Yep.

SPEAKER_17 38:54

Um then I drove her car again. I used to have to beg for that fucking shit. So then I working at my dad's diner, I saved up and got a Mazda MPV because Wu Tang had it.

SPEAKER_24 39:07

Those were cool.

SPEAKER_17 39:08

And I was DJing at the time.

SPEAKER_24 39:09

Yep.

SPEAKER_17 39:10

So what's doper than a fucking MPV?

SPEAKER_24 39:12

Right.

SPEAKER_17 39:13

So I had that shit. And then So what was nice was I owed like a couple thousand. I think it was like, I think we bought the car for 10,000.

SPEAKER_02 39:24

Yep.

SPEAKER_17 39:24

My dad financed it, but I paid him every fucking month.

SPEAKER_02 39:27

You paid him off.

SPEAKER_17 39:28

Yeah, pretty much.

SPEAKER_24 39:30

I worked for him, but you were still paying for the money.

SPEAKER_17 39:33

But he would give me the money and he'd say, Pay me back. So I'd have to actually pay him the fucking money. Like either I'd have to leave him the fucking money every month. Which was nice. And then like the last he gave me the last two years. Yeah. He paid for me. He's like, oh, since you did good, I give you the car, blah, blah. Now I'll give it to you. Yeah, so that was nice. Um, then that lasted me for a long time. And then what did I have? I don't think I got another car. Oh. Then I got into corrections. I bought a Jeep.

SPEAKER_24 40:04

Oh, and Cherokee. Oh, I like Jeeps.

SPEAKER_17 40:06

And I had that shit. Inline six. Should have never got rid of that shit. I don't know what an inline six means because I'm not a mechanic. But my brother said that shit is good, so I should have kept it.

SPEAKER_24 40:16

You should have kept it.

SPEAKER_17 40:17

But yeah, that was it. Digga had mad cars.

SPEAKER_02 40:21

I wanna say, if I it was like a lot of miles on this car. And we put it, I was like, it was time. It was definitely time. Like things were definitely going on it. It was time to get like an a better vehicle. And I'm like, how what do I do if I trade it in? I'm not gonna get anything. So we were like, no, no. My Raj was like, let's put it on Craigslist. I'm like, okay. I don't know anything about Craigslist. We put it on Craigslist. We had we had um a man, uh, two men come to our house, and I was nervous because well, I was just like, You're gonna have them come to our house? Like, I was scared.

SPEAKER_17 41:01

Yeah, because that's weird.

SPEAKER_02 41:02

Oh, I hated it. I was like, this is weird.

SPEAKER_17 41:05

I hate that shit.

SPEAKER_02 41:06

Nope, I don't like that at all. Like, you know, like when you sell something, you like like the PD, it's like a meetup spot. Like, nope, nope, they came to my house to look at my car. Yep. Um, the guy that bought it was blind.

SPEAKER_17 41:19

Stand by. All right, listen, here's the deal.

SPEAKER_03 41:22

Partially blind.

SPEAKER_17 41:22

You contributed to some kind of fucking fatal accident that might have happened in Connecticut because you sold your car to a blind motherfucker.

SPEAKER_03 41:31

Well, I stand by he was partially blind.

SPEAKER_16 41:34

And you're like, fuck it, you got five grand, take my shit.

SPEAKER_03 41:37

But he had a friend with him.

SPEAKER_02 41:40

So they they inspected it. They loved it. They loved it.

SPEAKER_17 41:45

Who the fuck was buying the car?

SPEAKER_02 41:46

I don't know, but they loved it so much. I was nervous. I stayed inside the house. I was scared. I didn't go out.

SPEAKER_15 41:53

So your dad's like, uh listen. Can you see me? But I don't give a fuck. You got five minutes, take a car.

SPEAKER_04 42:00

It was Raj. It wasn't my dad. It was Roger. No, Roger's the one who sold.

SPEAKER_02 42:03

Raj is like, um, I mean, one of them might have been a little blind, but they they loved this car. They love they loved it. Guess what happened?

SPEAKER_13 42:12

Broke down.

SPEAKER_02 42:13

They pulled out of my driveway.

SPEAKER_17 42:16

As is, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02 42:17

It stalled.

SPEAKER_17 42:18

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_02 42:19

And guess what? They happily drove up. I was like, oh, they're not gonna take it. They had they were they still beeped and waved.

SPEAKER_17 42:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:26

It stalled.

SPEAKER_17 42:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:27

Out of my like at the end of my driveway, it stalled. Yeah. And they still beeped and waved. Like they were fucking thrilled to have the sand of.

SPEAKER_17 42:34

They love that shit.

SPEAKER_02 42:35

So I think one of them might have been blind.

SPEAKER_17 42:37

They were fucking blind. And they crashed it down the street. So fuck them. As is, motherfucker. You ain't getting that shit. Fuck you. You're not getting your money back.

SPEAKER_04 42:46

Raj came back in. He's telling me the story. I was like, they're coming back for us. Like, we're gonna do that. Three blind mice, but we're done.

SPEAKER_02 42:53

And he's like, as is. That's what we said. He's like, as is. He's like, one of them was able to see fine.

SPEAKER_17 42:58

Nope. Fuck them. So we had the Jeep Commander we sold. And I told him, I was like, dude, this shit might get down the block. It might not. I'm telling you now. Like a badass car. The body's fine. It's got three three rows. It's top of the line. It was the anniversary edition. There's some shit up with it where it won't stay on.

SPEAKER_13 43:19

Yep.

SPEAKER_17 43:20

I change your oil all the time. It's gotta be something simple, but I'm not fixing the shit. No. Three grand, it's yours. I take it.

unknown 43:27

I can do it.

SPEAKER_17 43:29

He's like, can I have one of your license plates?

SPEAKER_13 43:31

Like, fuck no. Hell no.

SPEAKER_17 43:32

We're taking my shit. Have a toad out of here. I got no uh. He's like I said, you can do whatever the fuck you want. Drive it, you want to drive it, drive it. Yours. He drives down the street, you hear, I was like, I'm just stalling on my driver. Yeah. That motherfucker. I was like, fuck it. Take that shit. I wrote, as is, you can do whatever the fuck you want.

SPEAKER_02 44:00

The key little statement.

SPEAKER_17 44:01

So you know when you said you were nervous about people coming to the house, right?

SPEAKER_02 44:04

Oh, I hate that. Yeah. So I literally hate that.

SPEAKER_17 44:07

When we bought this house, we were broke because we lost money on the other house. You know, we're working class. Okay. You know?

SPEAKER_24 44:15

Same.

SPEAKER_17 44:16

So we're like, fuck. We're a little broke here, but we need fucking, I need we need a stove and a fridge. So Steph, or digga, fuck! Her name is Steph. You know what? Fuck it. I don't give a shit. Steph. Digga went on to fucking uh Craigslist or some shit and found a stove and the refrigerator. So I was like, I said, first of all, digga, I'm not going to somebody's fucking house getting locked in the fucking basement and they're gonna turn my skin to a lampshade. It shit ain't happening. You can fucking forget it. I'm not doing it. But it's a good price.

SPEAKER_16 44:53

It's like Samsung stuff. And it's like really good.

SPEAKER_22 44:57

Not up in here. Said, not up in here. Not up in here.

SPEAKER_17 45:01

And I ended up going. So fuck. But here's what I did. I put my bulletproof vest on.

SPEAKER_02 45:07

Smart.

SPEAKER_17 45:08

Yep. And a t-shirt.

SPEAKER_02 45:10

Yeah, smart.

SPEAKER_17 45:11

So I put a baggy t-shirt on, which I don't know. It must have shrunk or something. So yeah. And I had I had at least the little glock on side, then I had the little fucking another little glack in my pocket. I never did that.

SPEAKER_02 45:27

You never know. You never know.

SPEAKER_17 45:29

So I'm talking to the guy, right?

SPEAKER_02 45:31

You're meeting up with strangers. People are crazy.

SPEAKER_17 45:33

Oh, yeah. I don't give a fuck. I said, Steph, we go down to this fucking basement.

SPEAKER_02 45:37

We're going down together.

SPEAKER_17 45:38

They shut that fucking door and they say you can't get out. I'm killing everybody.

SPEAKER_02 45:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 45:42

This is hypothetical. Hypothetical, but but seriously, I'm fucking getting the fucking.

SPEAKER_02 45:48

It's called self-defense. Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 45:49

So the guy's like, uh, he's looking at me and he looks at my collar and he sees like the he could see.

SPEAKER_24 45:55

He saw the vest.

SPEAKER_17 45:56

He saw the vest. And he's like, so I mean this thing it really wait.

SPEAKER_04 46:04

His heart sunk.

SPEAKER_03 46:05

He was like, why do you have a bullet?

SPEAKER_17 46:06

Is that a bullet? Wait, what's that, sir? Nothing. Is that a bullet? Okay. So anyway, uh, yeah, everything. So does everything work? He's like, yep. He's like, do you want to get out of here now and get the stuff and buy it? Once he saw the vest on, he's like, do you want it or not?

SPEAKER_03 46:21

Do you want it or not? What are you trying to do with my house?

SPEAKER_17 46:24

Right. I just want to make sure you ain't gonna try to kill me.

SPEAKER_03 46:27

Right.

SPEAKER_17 46:27

So we still got this shit upstairs. The ice maker just broke, though.

SPEAKER_02 46:30

Oh, but it lasted this whole time.

SPEAKER_17 46:32

Yeah, the ice maker broke.

SPEAKER_02 46:33

Hey, they did a good job. If you're listening, thank you.

SPEAKER_17 46:36

And when I bought my dog too, I did the same shit with this Amish. I told you about the Amish review with me. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 46:41

Yeah, you did.

SPEAKER_17 46:42

Fuck that, dude. I'm like, listen, your bearded ass ain't gonna get me in these fucking corn fucking children of the corn fucking shit.

SPEAKER_02 46:51

No, people are crazy. It's not my fault. I I'm just the co-host. Oh, you could hear it. It sounds actually really nice. Almost like a waterfall. I feel like I'm on vacation.

SPEAKER_17 47:07

Oh, so you know what I kept listening to? In the last show.

SPEAKER_04 47:13

The rap song?

SPEAKER_17 47:14

Yeah, the rap song. It's just like, I feel like I'm on a cruise ship.

SPEAKER_04 47:18

I'm like, no one else has the same vibe.

SPEAKER_15 47:20

Cruise ship, you fucking it's like a bootlegger. And he's like, hey, down the water.

SPEAKER_17 47:28

Whatever the fuck he's rapping about.

SPEAKER_02 47:31

I heard myself say that and I was like, the fuck it?

SPEAKER_17 47:35

But your laugh, you caught yourself.

SPEAKER_03 47:37

You're like, oh maybe laugh. It is a little weird, but maybe it's a cruise ship. Maybe it's not.

SPEAKER_17 47:42

This would be a cruise ship. That's a cruise ship.

SPEAKER_15 47:49

This motherfucker's talking about. I don't know what he was saying.

SPEAKER_04 47:53

I have no idea.

SPEAKER_15 47:54

He just says coming down the river.

SPEAKER_17 47:56

I don't know what the fuck. It was a good rap song, though. I ain't gonna lie. I'm gonna look at my fucking folder here and see what we could talk about.

unknown 48:06

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_17 48:06

I wanna get so quiet. Well So did you see what? Go ahead, girl.

SPEAKER_02 48:14

Solar eclipse. I think we should talk about the clip.

SPEAKER_17 48:15

My finger was right on it, and I'm trying to look for it.

SPEAKER_02 48:18

We're in sync. I think we should ask our viewers, what did you watch the solar eclipse? Did you care to watch the solar eclipse? Um, because we didn't. Yeah. But to each their own, and it is something that only happens in uh you know X amount of time, so I understand it's interesting, but I think people took it maybe a little to the extreme.

SPEAKER_17 48:39

Yeah. So I searched Oh, here we go. Solar eclipse. This is on mute so it doesn't get all fucked up. Uh dexter read. Oh, that's one thing I want to get into, but I'm gonna have to do a solo rant on that so I don't kill the vibe. That shit pissed me off. I don't wanna get mad. Alright, so solar eclipse. Let me get to this. That sounds like a tropical cruise vacation. I don't think so.

SPEAKER_04 49:22

You were like, what kind of cruise are you on?

SPEAKER_15 49:24

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_04 49:26

Well At first I was like, yeah, right, no, it doesn't.

unknown 49:30

No.

SPEAKER_22 49:31

Nope.

SPEAKER_17 49:34

So the eclipse. Okay. Now, you thought the same shit I thought.

SPEAKER_02 49:40

You know, and I feel bad because I know a lot of people were very excited about it. Maybe I'm Debbie Downer, but I just I didn't I did not buy the glasses, I did not go outside. I was you know, I work from home, I definitely could have gone outside. I noticed the darkness. Definitely amongst the side. I noticed the I noticed it was dark. Um you know, I was looking out the window at that at the darkness coming along. That was interesting. But I did not go outside and not I did not get the glasses, I did not look up. Um nor did I really care to. But my colleagues were really so I work from home and everyone works. We have people that work through the whole US. So like it's it's cool in a sense that I'm I have colleagues from all over.

SPEAKER_17 50:21

Which that's fun.

SPEAKER_02 50:22

It is fun, but they're all posting pictures and they're so excited about this eclipse. And I I had nothing to contribute because I just yeah, I just liked politely liked all of their things. I didn't there was no pictures coming from me. So I thought it was.

SPEAKER_17 50:38

I really didn't give a fuck that the moon went in front of the sun. I didn't either because I'm not a caveman.

SPEAKER_02 50:43

Yeah, no, I didn't I didn't know. And then also I also didn't want to go blind. Can't you guys?

SPEAKER_17 50:47

No, I didn't yeah, I was I mean, I don't know. So I was in a cruiser and I was like, um, I was like, oh shit, it got dark. So I thought first I thought it was a cloud cover.

SPEAKER_02 50:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 50:56

I was like, yo, this shit's getting darker by the stuff.

SPEAKER_02 50:58

I noticed I noticed the darkness that was intriguing to me, but I was like, I still don't really care to go outside and the coolest part. Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 51:05

That was the coolest. Other than that, I didn't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_02 51:08

No.

SPEAKER_17 51:08

Sorry.

SPEAKER_02 51:09

My five year old, well, my five-year-old was they talked about fun, yeah. And he's like, You can't look up at it, mommy. Don't you go blind? Yeah. And I was like, at first, he started talking about it like two weeks prior, and I was like, He's probably all nervous. I was like, what the fuck is he talking about? Like if it said to Roger, I was like, I don't even know what he's talking about. And then and then I was like, oh yeah. I'm like, oh my god, they're talking, they're learning about the eclipse. That's nice that they're learning about it. But um, I I was like, yeah, and then even before he left that day, he's like, Mommy, don't don't look outside. Yeah, I was like, no, I won't, because I definitely won't, um, because I didn't care to, but also it is you shouldn't look right at it directly, and I don't know why, but one of our friends that we know, um I don't want to say her name.

SPEAKER_17 51:57

I don't know how to say people's name. I know who you're talking about. Anyway, blonde.

SPEAKER_02 52:01

Yes.

SPEAKER_17 52:01

Right.

SPEAKER_02 52:02

She gave you the glasses.

SPEAKER_17 52:03

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 52:04

Yes.

SPEAKER_17 52:04

She had the glasses, and then she's a scientist. You know, she's a science teacher. Did you know that shit? I had no idea either. I thought she was like a math teacher or English or something. I thought it was like English or math for some reason.

SPEAKER_02 52:17

But I think I had no idea science.

SPEAKER_17 52:19

I think the other two uh are Ash and I think they I think she's a math teacher. Anyway, whatever.

SPEAKER_02 52:29

But well, she's math. Yeah. Yes.

SPEAKER_17 52:31

So I thought, so she's a science teacher. But anyway.

SPEAKER_02 52:34

Well, that's so she was probably excited about it. Yeah. Now I feel bad. But yeah.

SPEAKER_17 52:38

No, I don't feel bad at all. I know.

SPEAKER_02 52:39

Tweet. Yeah, two weeks.

SPEAKER_17 52:41

Fuck that. But I was excited because she had the glasses. Yeah, I don't fucking even know if I had science. I'm sure I did. Oh, we had the frog thing. Is that science?

unknown 52:50

Yes.

SPEAKER_17 52:50

Or biology.

SPEAKER_24 52:51

Biology.

SPEAKER_02 52:52

I was always really uh it's like uh artists. It's in the science department.

SPEAKER_17 52:59

I'm sure every anyway. Anyway, I get to the gym.

SPEAKER_04 53:02

We get the glasses on, and we're looking at it.

SPEAKER_17 53:05

She's excited. She's got I see uh I see uh the m the M's uh they're coming out of the car. No, he well, I see him staring at the fucking with his glasses on. I'm like, hey Ritar, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_04 53:21

Please stop doing that. He's like, I'm looking at the sun!

SPEAKER_15 53:26

I'm like, okay. Put these glasses in, you gotta show what you gotta fucking see this.

SPEAKER_04 53:31

So cool.

SPEAKER_17 53:32

So I looked and I was like, that's pretty cool. It's cool. It's like looking at like, let's say you see a car that you've never seen before, and I'm not really into cars and shit. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_16 53:43

It's that type, it's that type of cool.

SPEAKER_17 53:44

I'm like, that's a nice car.

SPEAKER_04 53:46

Right.

SPEAKER_17 53:47

Good luck with that. That's good. I'm gonna go inside and wash my asshole.

SPEAKER_04 53:50

I'm gonna go get ready. I'm gonna go stretch.

SPEAKER_17 53:52

I gotta fucking I have to go stretch. I'm a little itchy down there. I gotta go clean. Yeah. But that's a beautiful car. Good luck. Let me throw some pennies in the fucking floorboard for you. For good luck.

SPEAKER_13 54:01

I'm single.

SPEAKER_17 54:02

Yeah, here you go. Go buy some gas. So I looked at the thing, I looked at the sun, I was like, fine, cool, nice. So then I started hearing a lot of this um media coverage. Motherfuckers crying and shit.

SPEAKER_02 54:15

Crying?

SPEAKER_17 54:17

Alright, you ready? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 54:19

I mean, I knew people were excited. I didn't know there was tears involved.

SPEAKER_17 54:21

Here we go, mother. So this is in. I can't read. Maza Talén. Okay. M-A-Z-A-T-L-A with a line on top. N. Mexico. Oh. So for all you Spaniards, is that Spaniard? No, it's Mexican. For all you Mexicans out there, that's what that says. It's in Mexico. Okay. I don't know how to pronounce it. Here we go.

SPEAKER_24 54:49

Mexican.

SPEAKER_11 54:51

I've never seen anything like this before. This is my first total eclipse. It is truly, truly stunning. Yeah, where are we glad? And this is just truly remarkable. I'm joined by thousands and thousands of Americans who have come down here to the Pacific.

SPEAKER_17 55:07

To see a fucking moon going in front of the sun. Okay, cool. But I ain't gonna lie, real quick. I'm sorry, audience. I'm gonna let this play. If we were there, I'd be like, yo, Ange.

SPEAKER_24 55:19

This is cool.

SPEAKER_17 55:20

Let's get fucking hammered and look at this shit. Oh the next day we'd be fucking blind because we didn't fucking do what we were supposed to do.

SPEAKER_02 55:27

Because I'd be like, yeah, let's do it. Fuck yeah, take shots! YOLO.

SPEAKER_17 55:32

Yeah. And then we would stare at it without the glasses and then we'd be those people that I'm blind. Yeah. Okay, here we go. That would be fun if we got hammered.

SPEAKER_02 55:41

Yeah. I'd be with the glasses, probably like those people taking selfies with the glasses. Yeah. I mean, I was definitely not that funny.

SPEAKER_17 55:48

I guess a duck race would be hammered. It would be fun if you're hammered.

SPEAKER_02 55:51

Anything could be. Exactly.

SPEAKER_17 55:53

Alright, here we go.

SPEAKER_11 56:04

Hey guys, can we talk to you real quick? Amy, tell me, tell me what this is Amy from New Jersey.

SPEAKER_06 56:08

It's amazing. I'm beautiful. Once in a lifetime, beautiful.

SPEAKER_04 56:16

I have a lot to say about this.

SPEAKER_17 56:21

I gotta stop being, you know what? Alright. Let's just let her talk.

SPEAKER_06 56:28

Beautiful. Let's go for a while. It's on emotional. I'm sorry, audience. Once in a lifetime, beautiful. It's on emotional.

SPEAKER_08 56:35

Tears in my eyes. You're here with your family.

SPEAKER_17 56:39

She couldn't fucking put a bra on. She couldn't put a bra on.

SPEAKER_02 56:43

I mean, you should definitely have a bra on. She might be. Sometimes I wonder if people own a mirror.

SPEAKER_14 56:49

No, they don't.

SPEAKER_02 56:50

Do you like I always look at myself before I leave my house? I do too. Do you not does not everybody do that?

SPEAKER_17 56:57

I do.

SPEAKER_02 56:58

I feel like everyone should. This is a PSA. If you don't have a mirror, please go buy one.

SPEAKER_17 57:03

Just go fucking check yourself.

SPEAKER_02 57:04

I feel like before you go out, before you just go out to public, you should probably look in the mirror. And I mean, yes, there's days I go out and I look a little crazy for sure. But I at least have a bra on.

SPEAKER_17 57:16

Yeah, I'm just going to Olive uh Le Bans.

SPEAKER_02 57:18

I'm going to Le Bon's, but I definitely am gonna put a bra on quick.

SPEAKER_17 57:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 57:22

Or just make sure I look I'm gonna make sure I don't look like that.

SPEAKER_17 57:26

Now that we talk about this, I think she's trying to smash.

SPEAKER_02 57:29

She's looking for she's looking for the one. No, she's looking for the one.

SPEAKER_17 57:33

She's looking for some eclipse screen.

SPEAKER_02 57:37

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_17 57:39

She's looking to fucking hit it. Anyway, okay.

SPEAKER_24 57:42

She might be. Alright, let's go. I want to be serious reporters.

SPEAKER_17 57:46

I want to be serious reporters right now.

SPEAKER_02 57:48

This is crazy. I can't believe people.

SPEAKER_17 57:54

Every other snakes.

SPEAKER_02 57:55

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_17 57:56

But I gotta look at him. You know what? Hold on.

SPEAKER_23 57:58

He's the one.

SPEAKER_17 57:59

I gotta take a picture of this and I'll send it to you guys.

SPEAKER_03 58:02

He's the one.

SPEAKER_17 58:02

I'm gonna post this shit. This is what I'm looking at.

SPEAKER_02 58:05

This is what we're looking at. And this is what people feel when they I guess watch the eclipse, I guess.

SPEAKER_17 58:12

Okay, so here we go. Okay, I'm gonna hit play this time. Oh, this is crazy.

SPEAKER_06 58:19

It's amazing! Amazingly beautiful! Once in a lifetime, beautiful. You sound emotional.

SPEAKER_08 58:26

Tears in my eyes.

SPEAKER_11 58:27

Yeah. And you're here with your family.

SPEAKER_08 58:29

I love my life. That's amazing.

SPEAKER_11 58:32

Well, I'm so glad that we could share this moment with you.

SPEAKER_07 58:34

What's your chance of choice? I mean, it's just incredible, no. I'll go see every single one I can. Stand off.

SPEAKER_17 58:41

Just stand by, motherfucker. Unless I'm fucking confused. Which I'm not a scientist. We should have.

SPEAKER_03 58:46

Every single one I can.

SPEAKER_17 58:48

They don't happen every fucking year, I don't think. No. I think the next one's in 20. This stupid fucking bitch. I wish we had S on the phone. S is our scientific.

SPEAKER_03 59:04

I do.

SPEAKER_17 59:04

Okay. We gotta get a scientific fucker. But say, listen, can you be on the Oh, I just spilt my shit everywhere. Can you be on the show and uh talk about the uh eclipse here? Because this bitch is talking about I want to be to every single one. But I don't think you can because you're probably in your forties. Next one won't be till you're 60s, so you might get one more if you don't die of like fucking back problems or your boobies hanging so low.

SPEAKER_02 59:36

I uh sent the text. Let's see if she reminds me.

SPEAKER_17 59:38

So we'll we'll watch the rest of this. I'm sorry. Alright, we're gonna start. We're gonna start over. Here we go. I'm gonna let it play.

SPEAKER_11 59:51

Hey guys, can we talk to you real quick? Amy, tell me, tell me what this is Amy from New Jersey.

SPEAKER_13 59:56

Amazing, amazingly beautiful ice. Beautiful.

SPEAKER_11 1:00:01

You sound emotional.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:03

Tears in my eyes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:00:04

And you're here with your family.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:05

I loved up my life.

SPEAKER_17 1:00:07

Which is high.

SPEAKER_11 1:00:09

Well, I'm so glad that we could share this moment with you. What's your take on this? I mean, it's just incredible, no?

SPEAKER_07 1:00:13

I'll go see every single one I can.

SPEAKER_11 1:00:17

Well, enjoy. I don't want to interrupt the moment. Have an amazing time. Truly, David and Lindsay. I mean, the the the joy on people's faces on in this kind of an event is something that it's just a welcome sight in this day and age, isn't it? Uh Tanya, tell me what you're thinking. This is Tanya from Minnesota. Tanya.

SPEAKER_21 1:00:33

Hi, it's incredible. It's high as fuck. The sun, the sky. It's the most beautiful thing I have ever.

SPEAKER_17 1:00:39

I gotta take another picture. It's crazy. I'm gonna post this for you guys. And what we're seeing. This is the high bitch. So I'm gonna post Saggy Titty Bitch. Then I'm gonna post the high bitch with her mom. And here we go. Sorry.

SPEAKER_21 1:00:57

And this white light. It's like You've never seen something like this before. It's like heaven is calling down.

SPEAKER_17 1:01:03

Oh my god, I wish heaven called down and sucked you right up, you fucking reject. I almost said the retard word. Alright. I didn't want to say the retard word. Did you say it twice? Anyway, she reminds me of when you saw fucking uh when you saw uh Independence Day. When they were in a fucking roof, and like that's just so cool. And then they got fucking sucked up. I wish an alien sucked this bitch up. Not in a good way. Just like, no, I'm not talking about like vagina style. I'm talking about. Alright. There we go again. Oh, that's a good picture. Standby.

SPEAKER_21 1:01:45

And this white.

SPEAKER_17 1:01:48

There we go. I'm gonna post this one.

SPEAKER_21 1:01:50

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:51

So there we go.

SPEAKER_17 1:01:53

There we go. Perfect. We should, you know, you know, this is interesting.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:58

I mean, the how these people are reacting is is I thought just the fine people of New Haven were acting extreme, but this is even worse. Yeah. Even more not worse, just it's just enhanced.

SPEAKER_17 1:02:09

You and I should have gone out there if we knew better. Like this, the motherfucker. I would have given you a recorder, I get a recorder and a mic, you get a recorder on the mic, you fucking take the east side, I take the west side, and we just fucking go north.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:25

Yes.

SPEAKER_17 1:02:25

And we get whatever crazy bitches we got with the GoPro on our forehead.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:29

Well, they were all going insane. People were in the streets.

SPEAKER_17 1:02:32

Fuck. I think we fucked up. So the next event.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:34

I wish we thought about that sooner.

SPEAKER_17 1:02:37

The next event forward.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:40

Yes.

SPEAKER_17 1:02:41

Okay. Here we go.

SPEAKER_21 1:02:43

And it's white light. It's like.

SPEAKER_11 1:02:45

You've never seen something like this before.

SPEAKER_21 1:02:47

It's like heaven is calming down.

SPEAKER_11 1:02:48

It's amazing. This is your mom here next time.

SPEAKER_20 1:02:50

This is my mom.

SPEAKER_11 1:02:51

Yeah, tell me what you're thinking.

SPEAKER_20 1:02:52

It's another Mazatlansa.

SPEAKER_17 1:02:54

I wonder if they're freaky in bed, though. I ain't gonna lie. I thought about I was like, damn, I wonder if they're fucking nuts.

SPEAKER_24 1:03:01

They probably are.

SPEAKER_17 1:03:02

Strap you up to that X thing. You ever see the X thing?

SPEAKER_24 1:03:04

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_17 1:03:05

What is it called? I know you know the name. What'd you call it?

SPEAKER_24 1:03:08

The spreader bar?

SPEAKER_17 1:03:09

Holy shit. I knew you wouldn't know the name. And I did that shit on purpose to see if you wouldn't know the fucking name. That's for another show. Write that shit down, we'll talk about it later. Here we go. Back to the fucking uh and back to the eclipse, guys. Back to this 67-year-old woman.

SPEAKER_20 1:03:28

It's another Mazatlan sunset. We get two in one day.

SPEAKER_23 1:03:33

You say muzzleton?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:36

Muzzle muzzleton. I don't know. I just cut, cut, cut.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:48

Are you laughing at me? Or as a frizzy haired girl? Who are you laughing? Is it to me? Yeah, to you!

SPEAKER_04 1:04:01

Well, press play.

SPEAKER_17 1:04:05

I'm sweating. You know what? Next week we ain't drinking.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:11

The deal.

SPEAKER_17 1:04:15

Alright, you ready?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:16

I follow suit, yes.

unknown 1:04:18

Fucking shit.

SPEAKER_15 1:04:19

I'm sweating.

SPEAKER_20 1:04:23

It's another Mazatlan sunset. We get two in one day. I told you I said what she's just beautiful.

SPEAKER_17 1:04:29

I didn't even hear her say that shit before. I'm like, Mazletov, what the fuck is she talking about? You know what? I feel bad for making fun of you.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:36

You were gonna cry from laughing so hard.

SPEAKER_17 1:04:39

Yeah, I don't know. Okay, here we go.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:40

I was just repeating what she said.

SPEAKER_17 1:04:42

You know what? I think we're old. We need to be professional. Alright, you ready? Alright, go!

SPEAKER_11 1:04:51

Really? Go!

SPEAKER_20 1:04:53

Woo!

SPEAKER_21 1:04:55

It's just beautiful. Pretty special. She's a pretty special place, special event, special person. So great.

SPEAKER_11 1:05:03

And we'll just go down the line here.

SPEAKER_17 1:05:04

Yeah, like get the fuck away from me, you fucking whack jab. Tell me what you got.

SPEAKER_18 1:05:09

This is the most incredible thing. I don't even know what I was expecting, but I think this was even more remarkable than what I was expecting.

SPEAKER_15 1:05:15

It's a little vacation.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:17

Do you think do you think they're on vacation right now?

SPEAKER_15 1:05:20

Oh yeah, fuck. Or all of them.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:21

Do you think these are this is just civilians? Hell no, in Mexico?

SPEAKER_17 1:05:25

They're all white. He didn't talk to one Mexican. He talked to the bitch from New Jersey. He talked to the the fucking Minnesota ecstasy mom and fucking daughter. And now he's talking to like these Minnesota motherfuckers. He's married to a lesbian. They're brother and sister. I gotta take a picture this time. You know what? I'm gonna post these motherfuckers too. So now we got the brother and sister lesbian, husband, guy. Okay. So that's gonna be picture three. I'm gonna post them. I'll actually put labels on them so people know. Yeah. Okay. I mean.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:02

Have you seen something like this before? I was 69 years old. This is my first time.

SPEAKER_17 1:06:07

I ain't gonna lie. I ain't gonna lie. He was good for 69.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:11

He does.

SPEAKER_17 1:06:12

If I was in the feminine realm, I'd smash it. Yeah. Right?

SPEAKER_02 1:06:17

Well, not if I was feminine. If I was 69, I'd sure. Not at this age. Not right now in my life. Not right now in my life.

SPEAKER_17 1:06:25

I ain't wasting my semen on that.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:26

Yeah, as an older woman, I guess he'd be okay.

SPEAKER_17 1:06:29

Alright, let's go back. Alright, so for the case. Alright, no one reset. Here we go. Real quick, I'm sorry again. This this is a two-minute and thirty-three-second video, and it's taken us 20 minutes to get through this shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:45

Well, look at well, we have a lot to comment on. There's a lot happening.

SPEAKER_17 1:06:48

Okay. You ready?

SPEAKER_02 1:06:50

Ready.

SPEAKER_18 1:06:54

I don't even know what I was expecting, but I think this was even more remarkable than what I was expecting.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:59

Austin doesn't even begin to describe it. Have you seen something like this before? I'm almost 69 years old. This is my first total solar eclipse. It's unbelievable. I never would have believed it. Amazing.

SPEAKER_11 1:07:12

How about the Bienvenidos on Mexico? This is amazing for me as well. This is incredible. This is my first one. So, David and Lindsay, I mean, you can just see this is such a unique, incredible experience. And this is what you guys are going to be seeing, and what the rest of the United States is going to be seeing over the next you know hour or two hours or so. This is the first spot in mainland North America where this totality can be seen. And you know, the anticipation, the build-up to bring us to this moment, it's truly stunning.

SPEAKER_10 1:07:42

Only on Fox 11 too.

SPEAKER_24 1:07:43

Oh God. Glad that's over.

SPEAKER_17 1:07:46

Thank God.

SPEAKER_24 1:07:46

Thank God.

SPEAKER_17 1:07:47

That shit's over. You want to see somebody lighting themselves on fire? Because that'd be better than that shit. No, I don't have that video. Oh God. Yeah, but I wasn't a big fan. And I felt bad that I wasn't a big fan.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:59

No, I wasn't. I I felt bad because so many people that I know were really buying the glasses and talking about it. And so like telling, like I had like group text going off about what time and to go look in Connecticut and at this and that. And I just wasn't um interested.

SPEAKER_17 1:08:18

No, neither was I. And I felt bad that I wasn't.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:20

I felt bad about it. Yeah, I did. I did feel like a shit human, but I just didn't care. I just I did too! I was like, I was like, uh maybe there's something wrong with me, but I don't find this interesting and I don't care to buy the glass. Like I was like, I didn't buy the glasses and I don't want to go blind, so I'm gonna stay inside.

unknown 1:08:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:37

And the the darkness was like, alright, it must be happening right now, but like I'm also just gonna continue to stay inside.

SPEAKER_17 1:08:43

Yeah, if the scientist didn't have the glasses, I wouldn't have fucking looked.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:46

No.

SPEAKER_17 1:08:47

And if the um shouldn't text me back. If the athlete wasn't athlete, you know what I'm talking about. If he wasn't staring at the fucking sky, probably never wanted it. You gotta see this. And I'm like, alright, give me the glasses. I look, I'm like, whatever fuck am I looking at? A half a moon? God damn it! I gotta go change.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:07

I need to go change. I need to go stretch.

SPEAKER_17 1:09:09

Fuck. You know what's you know what? Alright.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:13

I've seen like a bunch of pictures. Like I have had But that's what I was waiting for. People like people have posted pictures and I'm like, alright, like now I saw it.

SPEAKER_17 1:09:21

That's it. I would have saw the same shit you just saw.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:23

Right. I didn't need to go outside and buy glasses to experience that.

SPEAKER_17 1:09:28

Like I asked my mom, she's like, hey, I'm like, hey, you're gonna go check it out? Yeah, it's fucking gone already.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:32

Right.

SPEAKER_17 1:09:33

Good.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:33

I didn't really know. Like I only knew because of the darkness. I really didn't even know when to go out.

SPEAKER_17 1:09:37

But I think the darkness thing was the coolest shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:40

Right. That was kind of cool. Yep. Because that was not like I I didn't have to like look up with special glasses to see it. It was more of a vibe.

SPEAKER_17 1:09:47

Yeah, when I'm driving around when I was leaving uh my uh place of employment, I saw the natives staring at the fucking with staring at the fucking eclipse with no glasses on. I'm like, dude, at least put the fucking glasses on. But I was off duty, so I didn't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:07

Not your problem.

SPEAKER_17 1:10:08

Uh speaking of uh employment, I wanna address something.

SPEAKER_24 1:10:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 1:10:16

Well, it doesn't have to do with employment, really. It's just in general. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 1:10:21

You ever go into the public bathroom?

SPEAKER_02 1:10:23

Oh anywhere, like anywhere or something.

SPEAKER_17 1:10:26

Just anywhere. It could be anywhere. Employment, it could be Times Square, it could be Target.

SPEAKER_24 1:10:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 1:10:35

It could be anywhere.

SPEAKER_24 1:10:36

We don't know. You gotta go, you gotta go.

SPEAKER_17 1:10:38

And you lift the seat up. Oh no. You lift No, actually the seat is already up if you gotta drop a number two. Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do. And there's shit under the toilet seat.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:48

I've never seen that in my life.

SPEAKER_17 1:10:50

Holy shit, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:51

I've actually never seen that.

SPEAKER_17 1:10:53

Fucking disgusting.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:54

Under the toilet seat?

SPEAKER_14 1:10:55

Under the fucking who the fuck shits? Who the fuck shits under the toilet seat?

SPEAKER_02 1:11:00

I've actually How the fuck does that happen? I've actually never seen that.

SPEAKER_17 1:11:05

So now I'm stuck and I gotta sneak into the woman's room. Oh, but because you Only only a single woman's room, not a whole stall thing.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:14

Yeah, we're not like pedophiles.

SPEAKER_17 1:11:15

No, we're not doing that shit. We're talking about a single Yeah. Dude, I'm like, who the fuck shits under the fucking thing?

SPEAKER_02 1:11:21

And if you How does that even happen?

SPEAKER_17 1:11:24

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:25

Well Well, I mean I guess I do know it has to be violent, but Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 1:11:29

But how the fuck does that I've had crazy shit?

SPEAKER_02 1:11:32

How do you not just like clean up after yourself? Yeah, clean it up as a human being.

SPEAKER_17 1:11:37

Like just fucking nasty ass.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:39

Figure it out, clean it up, wash your hands, and move on with your dad. Because that's so disgusting and embarrassing.

SPEAKER_17 1:11:44

Like what does your house look like?

SPEAKER_02 1:11:46

Oh if you're if you're willing to shit under the fucking seat.

SPEAKER_17 1:11:53

You know, I feel better that I got that out. But I was so pissed I had to shit so fucking bad.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:58

And then like you're not gonna sit on that.

SPEAKER_17 1:12:00

And I'm like, I see the fucking toilet seats up. So obviously somebody already lifted up. So I probably went at least a third after the fight. So one dude took a shit, shit under the seat, another dude took a piss. And then I was in there.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:19

You were the third.

SPEAKER_17 1:12:20

At least. So I'm like, yo, what the fuck? It was at a place.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:25

We can't talk about where, but oh yeah, fuck that shit! But just like clean up after yourself.

SPEAKER_17 1:12:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:32

It was if if that doesn't happen, if that happens, which I'm a little confused as to how, but if that happens, just clean up after yourself.

SPEAKER_17 1:12:38

Just fucking wipe it down.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:40

Right.

SPEAKER_17 1:12:40

Like if you know what I think this is a PSA, because I think this is what we're gonna we're gonna end up ending the show on.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:47

Perfect.

SPEAKER_17 1:12:47

A PSA.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:48

Please just clean up after yourself, be mindful, and be a good fucking human, my friends. Let's be good human. Be a good member of fucking society, alright? Don't shit out of the shit! And if you do wipe it up, just be a good member of society. And um have a great Monday.

SPEAKER_17 1:13:04

Alright, so everybody's gonna have a good day. I just want to talk about the shit that we real quick that we're not gonna talk about.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:11

Oh yeah, we'll circle back.

SPEAKER_17 1:13:13

We're gonna circle back. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:15

So I I'm only laughing because you're laughing.

SPEAKER_17 1:13:22

The female pilot who had a meltdown.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:25

Oh.

SPEAKER_17 1:13:26

That was a good one. We're gonna talk about it.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:29

This will be our next week agenda.

SPEAKER_17 1:13:30

Yeah, because this actually happened six or seven years ago, but it's surfacing now for some reason.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:36

Did she crash the fucking plane? What did you do?

SPEAKER_17 1:13:39

No, she didn't even fucking start flying. Real quick. Let me see. Hold on. We can do that real quick if I have the video available. It won't be long. Let me see if I even have it. And then uh we'll figure out my watch later. Okay, my shit turned dirt. Uh 12-year-old Stadley, no. Mandy's in house fire. Nope. I gotta get that. Oh, here we go. Alright, alright, alright. We'll we'll end it on this. Alright. So, whatever, I gotta put this on you. So, whatever, um I don't know what airline it was. This lady went fucking nuts for whatever reason, had a meltdown.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:28

And then couldn't take off.

SPEAKER_17 1:14:29

She's like, yeah, I don't know. And then she told everybody they could get off the plane if they wanted to, and some shit. Alright, here we go. I don't even know what the fuck. Let's see what the fuck your problem was. Hold on. Alright, you ready? Here we go.

SPEAKER_09 1:14:46

Okay, if you don't feel safe, get off the airplane. This is your captain speaking, but never like this.

SPEAKER_12 1:14:52

I'll stop and I will fly the airplane. Don't worry, I'm gonna let my co-pilot fly it. He's a man. Okay. It's a total meltdown. So she's out of her fucking street.

SPEAKER_17 1:15:03

Yeah, she's she's in her fucking street. This is from uh Inside Edition thing that I found.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:07

So she's actually like going crazy.

SPEAKER_17 1:15:09

Yeah. So I found this on YouTube on Inside Edition. So here we go.

SPEAKER_09 1:15:13

Don't feel safe, get off the airplane.

SPEAKER_10 1:15:15

This is your captain speaking, but never like this.

SPEAKER_12 1:15:18

I'll stop. And I will fly the airplane. Don't worry, I'm gonna let my co-pilot fly it. He's a man.

SPEAKER_10 1:15:24

Okay? It's a total meltdown. The pilot boarded in her street clothes and addressed the passengers over the intercom. Passenger Pam O'Neill couldn't believe what was happening. She said, let's take a vote.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:36

How many of you would like to do that?

SPEAKER_17 1:15:38

First of all, I'd be like, yo, listen, bitch.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:40

You're mentally unstable. Get the fuck off the plane.

SPEAKER_17 1:15:43

Put that fucking mic down and get the fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:45

Get off my plane. I don't want you flying it because you're mentally unstable.

SPEAKER_17 1:15:47

Yeah, you're not my fucking captain. Get the fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:50

I don't care that you're a female. Yeah. Or not matter. I don't give a fuck what you are.

SPEAKER_17 1:15:53

A binor, black, fucking Puerto Rican.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:56

Doesn't matter, but you're acting like a psychopath if you need to get off the plane.

SPEAKER_17 1:15:59

Straight, get the fuck out of here. I want you to be able to fly the plane.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:02

I want you to be mentally stable.

SPEAKER_17 1:16:03

Honestly, don't give a fuck what your gender is.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:05

Correct.

SPEAKER_17 1:16:05

What the fuck you identify as. Can you fly the plane? Alright, cool. Don't give a shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:09

Do you have the mental capacity to sit down and fucking get me to the Bahamas or not?

SPEAKER_17 1:16:13

And are you fun?

SPEAKER_02 1:16:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 1:16:15

That's it. I just want a fun human. Right. Alright, here we go.

SPEAKER_19 1:16:19

Now with me dressed as I am, or would you prefer that I take 10 minutes to get changed into my cute little uniform? Then she started talking about her divorce.

SPEAKER_17 1:16:28

And I want you professional in your uniform. And I want to I want you to look like a pilot, asshole.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:34

And then she started talking about our divorce.

SPEAKER_17 1:16:36

Oh, that's so bad. That's so bad. Alright, here we go. So hold on. This is a two-minute video, but we're not gonna take it.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:44

We're gonna just let it play. We'll let it play.

SPEAKER_17 1:16:45

No, we're gonna sorry, we're gonna talk about this. This is your fault.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:50

My fault?

SPEAKER_17 1:16:50

Yeah, because you make me drink every time. I get so excited. I drink it. Every Thursday. I get so excited.

SPEAKER_22 1:16:58

It's like my Friday.

SPEAKER_17 1:17:01

Cheers.

SPEAKER_22 1:17:02

I love it. Cheers.

SPEAKER_17 1:17:03

Oh, okay. Mmm. Okay.

SPEAKER_15 1:17:10

I went down the wrong tube. It's so hot. You need water. No, it's so hot.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:16

It burns so bad. I need water. Isn't that um a meme?

SPEAKER_17 1:17:20

Bourbon down the wrong tube hurts. Alright, here we go. So we're all right. We're gonna start over, guys. Alright. Inside edition, YouTube. I found this on the fucking.

SPEAKER_12 1:17:29

Oh, just press play. We're ready.

SPEAKER_17 1:17:31

Here we go.

SPEAKER_12 1:17:33

I'll stop. And we'll fly the airplane. Don't worry, I'm gonna let my co-pilot fly it. He's a man.

SPEAKER_10 1:17:40

Okay? It's a total meltdown. The pilot boarded in her street clothes and addressed the passengers over the intercom. Passenger Pam O'Neill couldn't believe what was happening.

SPEAKER_19 1:17:50

She said, Let's take a vote. How many of you would like to take off now with me dressed as I am? Or would you prefer that I take ten minutes to get changed into my cute little uniform? Then she started talking about her divorce and political candidates. And the minute she mentioned that, um, a gentleman stood up and just yelled, Whoa. Fuck that bitch!

SPEAKER_10 1:18:11

Another passenger, Randy Reese, got up to leave and gave a running commentary on the case. Like you're mentally unstable. Sorry, I'm gonna fuck out. The captain demonstrated that she was not mentally in a safe situation. I would have gotten he's a smart man. Sorry, I'm going through a divorce.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:25

Um I don't give a fuck. A lot of people get divorced.

SPEAKER_17 1:18:30

I bet you come on. I didn't even know that part. Stand by, that's fucked up.

SPEAKER_10 1:18:35

Um, uh oh. The pilot also insulted a mixed-race couple on board. Did I offend you?

SPEAKER_19 1:18:41

Okay, so uh did I purposely offend you? I did. The answer's yes. The more she tried to convince everyone she was okay to fly, the more people got off.

SPEAKER_10 1:18:50

Fly to tennis, please disarm doors. Anthony Roman is a retired plot.

SPEAKER_17 1:18:53

Out of her fucking mind. Yeah, she's fucking nuts.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:56

She's nuts. Listen.

SPEAKER_17 1:18:58

If somebody would have punched her in the face, they would have got in trouble. But they should have punched her in the fucking mouth.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:03

I'm a girl, uh obviously. And I hate it when people are like, is it because I'm a girl? No, it's because you're a fucking idiot.

SPEAKER_17 1:19:10

Yeah, because you're a fucking asshole.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:11

It's because you're mentally unstable. It's because you should not be flying a plane.

SPEAKER_17 1:19:15

If so, if we had Sully Sullenborger, you know who that is? The guy who fucking who uh they made the movie off. He saved everybody. Yes. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:25

Yes, we watched that movie.

SPEAKER_17 1:19:26

But let's say Aggressive Ange was a better pilot.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:29

Right.

SPEAKER_17 1:19:30

I want aggressive Ange. I don't give a shit if she got boobies with fucking uh with palm trees on a side. I don't give a fuck. I want the better pilot. I don't give a shit if she's an albino lesbian. It doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:43

I want the I just who's the most mentally stable and professional person to get me from A to Z.

SPEAKER_17 1:19:49

When it comes to police or fire, I don't give a shit if you're fucking male, female.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:54

I Who's gonna save my life?

SPEAKER_17 1:19:57

Uh so anyway, this bitch went fucking. I think she had she definitely had some kind of meltdown. Uh and it's kind of sad. But she should have somebody should have noticed this fucking meltdown.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:09

Someone should have noticed her in civilian clothes and been like, um, honey.

SPEAKER_17 1:20:13

Yeah, you're not getting on the fucking microphone.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:15

Yeah, like what's happening? Do you need a second?

SPEAKER_17 1:20:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:18

Don't you have a co-pilot for a reason?

SPEAKER_17 1:20:20

Like the co-pilot should you're right. You're right.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:23

The co-pilot should have said someone should have intervened and and shut the mic off, get her out.

SPEAKER_17 1:20:28

Yeah, and we'll talk about her later.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:29

We could get some we could delay the flight if we need to, or we could find someone else to the co-pilot. Yeah. Should be able to intervene.

SPEAKER_17 1:20:36

And the co-pilot did. Yeah. So you're right.

SPEAKER_10 1:20:38

I mean, and disarm doors. Anthony Roman is a retired pilot.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:42

Everything went wrong on the flight. No shit! Clearly was in an emotional state and was having a breakdown. The right thing to do, you don't feel safe on an aircraft, is to take matters into your own hand and get up and leave that aircraft.

SPEAKER_10 1:20:56

After twenty passengers insisted on getting off the United Airlines flight, the pilot quietly left the airplane to crash away.

SPEAKER_09 1:21:04

If you don't feel safe, get off the airplane.

unknown 1:21:05

But otherwise we go down.

SPEAKER_17 1:21:07

Alright. I'll post that one too.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:09

Someone should have probably like asked her. Like, someone should have intervened before. Like, this is what four-minute conversation. All right, guys.

SPEAKER_15 1:21:19

She just said, Whoa, we're gonna thank you for the community. We have a little uh thank you for flying, Jet Blue.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:27

And uh we'll we'll be with you shortly.

SPEAKER_17 1:21:29

And that was our pre-show, guys. Just give us a second.

SPEAKER_15 1:21:35

Uh we have Frank Nasty and Aggressive Edge coming on the show next.

SPEAKER_17 1:21:41

And they're gonna do separate shows of about an hour each.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:44

And we'll take off in about two. Drink on us, and we're good.

SPEAKER_17 1:21:49

Yep. Every we're gonna ask every uh passenger a question. Yep. And that'll give us enough time to get another stain pilot. But until then, enjoy the show. Until then.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:05

I would be like, okay, drinks on us. Um everyone, I'm sorry for the inconvenience, but everyone get a drink or a free movie or something on us. Free snack, whatever it is that you want.

SPEAKER_17 1:22:18

All right, and then we're gonna end this. Yes. I got another fucking story.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:21

We're out of here.

SPEAKER_17 1:22:22

I told it, I told you, I was like, we're gonna do this in an hour or less. Hour and a half. I got one more fucking story. Fuck them.

SPEAKER_21 1:22:31

All right.

SPEAKER_17 1:22:31

All right, all right, all right. You ready?

SPEAKER_21 1:22:33

Ready.

SPEAKER_17 1:22:34

So, do you ever bring nips on a plane?

SPEAKER_21 1:22:37

No.

SPEAKER_17 1:22:38

Dude. Never. You could bring nips of that 15 on a plane. What? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:43

So I didn't know that that was.

SPEAKER_17 1:22:44

I don't know if that's a real rule. I I But I did, and I didn't hide them. I had them.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:50

And no one said anything.

SPEAKER_17 1:22:52

No.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:53

Obviously, they check your bag, but like.

SPEAKER_17 1:22:55

Maybe 14. Steph Digga had seven, I had seven. But I had them in plain view. Right. I didn't want to hide them.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:01

Isn't it like a hide hidden thing?

SPEAKER_17 1:23:02

No. I I had them there, and I guess you're about to take them.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:06

I've never tried because I was always like, I always assumed that you couldn't.

SPEAKER_17 1:23:12

Yeah, like up to I had up to 14.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:15

Wow.

SPEAKER_17 1:23:16

And I had them through uh TSA, I had them all up laid out in front and like this is what I got. All sealed and everything.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:24

And if they're closed, I feel like I guess that makes sense. If it's closed, you should be able to bring it up.

SPEAKER_17 1:23:28

But so you could bring them, but they don't like you drinking them because they want you to buy their shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:32

Right. So were you able to sneak it? Like it was in your carry-on or was it on your no. Oh. So that's that's the trick.

SPEAKER_17 1:23:40

I was not able to make a Jack and Coke on the plane. And I was not able to make a vodka and uh cranberry on the plane.

SPEAKER_24 1:23:51

Right.

SPEAKER_17 1:23:52

And I was not able to make a ginger and coke on the plane.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:57

Jack and ginger.

SPEAKER_17 1:23:59

Jack and ginger.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:00

Whatever you want. Whatever the ginger. Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 1:24:02

You know what the fuck? What did I say? Ginger and coke? Because you got me drinking this shit. Alright, you know what? I think the fucking show's over.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:09

I hope everyone has a wonderful week. We will see you next time on the Rabbit Surprise podcast.

SPEAKER_17 1:24:17

We were gonna do an hour for you guys because we figured you know what it'd be easier for you to listen.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:23

I feel like an hour show is ideal, but shit happens and you got an hour and a half.

SPEAKER_17 1:24:26

And I didn't get through.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:28

We didn't get through half of your lift.

SPEAKER_17 1:24:30

I rolled over my pee-pee and hurt myself.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:33

Oh, that's that's me because I do want to know about it.

SPEAKER_17 1:24:36

Um we got a uh a wreck. Uh no, that's a that's a victim. That's not a wreck.

unknown 1:24:44

Ah!

SPEAKER_17 1:24:44

I thought I said on my testicle at work. I'll talk about that next time.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:49

Can't wait to talk about it. Dr.

SPEAKER_17 1:24:51

Reed, I want to talk about that. And my post office stuck to dick. So we're gonna talk about all that shit next week.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:58

Yes, I hope you love friends. We love you. Have a great week. Bye.