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CRASH #108
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Frank Nasty and Alex shoot the sh!t with a lot of small talk then begin watching THE CRASH ghost body cam video! Enjoy!
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You kind of freak me out like you get a fucking best death by 2. Let's go. Are we missing somebody? No, no, no. No. Hello, Benjamin. That's how you went to the cemetery and tried to talk to both of my app.
SPEAKER_17You know what? Actually, no.
SPEAKER_19That sounds great.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_19That sounds great.
SPEAKER_11Oh, I hit a button, but that's okay. I got scared.
SPEAKER_19That sounds right. You did that when we were here, and it was your idea to do the app. Yes. And then you got scared.
SPEAKER_11You want to do it one more time?
SPEAKER_19See what happens.
SPEAKER_11Real quick.
unknownReal quick.
SPEAKER_19Whatever he invokes is stays.
SPEAKER_11Don't yeah, but don't ask a motherfucker to come here.
SPEAKER_19I'm not asking them to come here. But I'm asking them to stay here.
SPEAKER_11No! No! Go stay in your fucking house.
unknownNo, fuck that.
SPEAKER_11Excuse me. Go to Alexa's house.
SPEAKER_19Nope.
SPEAKER_11Uh what do we do?
SPEAKER_19What do you say? No, you said for me not to ask anything or invite.
SPEAKER_11No, you could ask, like, hi, how are you?
SPEAKER_19Nope, I'm not saying shit.
SPEAKER_11What should I say?
SPEAKER_19What you just said.
SPEAKER_11Is anybody here?
SPEAKER_19Oh god.
SPEAKER_11Is anybody here?
SPEAKER_19You should ask if they know what? Where the person that's missing is.
SPEAKER_11What person missing? Oh. Do you know where Charlie Mike is?
unknownNot working out.
SPEAKER_19It would have been great if they didn't.
SPEAKER_11We'll just leave it on. Oh, I just it connected to Wi-Fi. I mean to uh Bluetooth.
SPEAKER_19Everything!
SPEAKER_11Oh oh oh Stanage. Stanage? What does that mean?
SPEAKER_19It's almost like Spanish.
SPEAKER_11It said S-T-A-N-I-C.
SPEAKER_19Stanage? What? Stanish?
SPEAKER_11Oh, hold on. I think this is better if I Is that too much. Why is she here?
SPEAKER_19The fuck?
SPEAKER_11Who? Who are you talking about?
SPEAKER_03That was not nice.
SPEAKER_11Who are you talking about? Why is who here?
SPEAKER_03It's not funny.
SPEAKER_11Are you a male or female? I'm just gonna set it down here and see if it wants to join in the conversation. Who is he? Who is who? Say, listen, now you're fucking round. Because they said who is she and who is he, right?
SPEAKER_19I think so.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, that's fucking bullshit.
SPEAKER_19What's the word that you said? Stanish?
SPEAKER_11S T A N I C. What does it mean when the magnet? Do I need more magnetism?
SPEAKER_19I don't think that's even a word.
SPEAKER_11Magnetism?
SPEAKER_19No, not that.
SPEAKER_11Oh, Stanic. What's your name? You tell me your name first. You're out of your tell me your name. What's your name?
SPEAKER_19It's a very common surname found in Croatia, Serbia, and Slovenia.
SPEAKER_11Stanik?
SPEAKER_14Let me show you.
SPEAKER_11I'm gonna get a real machine. I don't think this one works well. Show me what? What do you want to show me?
SPEAKER_19Duh Fu.
SPEAKER_11No, don't do that. I take it back.
unknownLike, why?
SPEAKER_11No, don't show me it. Don't show me it.
SPEAKER_03Mm-mm.
SPEAKER_11Do you think it'd be cool if I got What will happen? If I got almost molested by a female ghost, I think that'd be badass. Um that would be fucking awesome. I wouldn't tell Steph.
SPEAKER_19I don't think it is.
SPEAKER_11I'd have an affair with this ghost. Female ghost.
SPEAKER_19Wasn't that uh um in a movie?
SPEAKER_11Yeah, it was like uh like a funny movie.
SPEAKER_19Yeah, what was it?
unknownWhich movie was that?
SPEAKER_11It was like a grandfather. It wasn't the grandfather or godfather. It said grandfather. No. Grandfat what grandfather? You're just now you're just blurring out shit.
SPEAKER_19I think they're calling you a grandfather.
SPEAKER_11See, you know what it is with this thing? It's got a camera. Tell the truth. Tell the truth about what? Alright, this thing's full of shit. I'm shutting it off. It's okay. It's gay.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, I would get molested by a female ghost. I would love it.
SPEAKER_19I feel like you would. I feel like badass. I mean, what if the thing that pulled you out of bed that one time?
SPEAKER_11Wanted wanted me to do things to it.
SPEAKER_19Yep. And you ran or you got scared.
SPEAKER_11Oh, I got fucking scared.
SPEAKER_19See, so you wouldn't.
SPEAKER_11No, I would if I knew what was going on.
SPEAKER_19If it was like, I wanna suck your dick.
SPEAKER_11If it was like. I wanna suck your dick. Oh wait, but not in that voice.
SPEAKER_10Hold on.
SPEAKER_11I wanna suck your dick. Okay.
SPEAKER_19It's spit. It's already dead, so.
SPEAKER_11It's spit. Yep.
SPEAKER_19Hear that? Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. I don't think so. Okay, continue.
SPEAKER_11I forgot what the fuck I was saying. I don't even know. I think it's over.
SPEAKER_19I was going on a tangent. I was like, so yes, ghosts, but also invisible people. What if those are aliens?
SPEAKER_11There was a movie with the invisible fucking dude. Yeah, but the one is that the one with Chevy Chase or the other one?
SPEAKER_19I'm talking about the one. There's the one with Kevin Bacon where he was invisible.
SPEAKER_11That's the one. That was the invisible man. Dude, that'd be scary.
SPEAKER_19That would be.
SPEAKER_11There's probably invisible people.
SPEAKER_19Yeah. So I I government. I think that because they definitely have the technology now to do it. But I think that they got it from aliens. Yeah. Able to camouflage themselves.
SPEAKER_10I believe so.
SPEAKER_03Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_11Alright. What would you Yeah, but that would fucking suck. If you had like a d invisible d person. You never know when it's around. I think you'd go crazy.
SPEAKER_19Right?
SPEAKER_11You know what I mean? I would go crazy. If there was an invisible person walking around, fucking around.
SPEAKER_19Thousand percent.
SPEAKER_11That's what I'd go nuts.
SPEAKER_19Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_11Be like a it'd be like uh you're in a war with a sniper.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, because you can't snipe.
SPEAKER_11And then you don't know when you're gonna get fucking jerked off.
SPEAKER_03Get got.
SPEAKER_11Get got, that's what I meant. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_11Same shit.
SPEAKER_03Same thing.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, sniped out.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_11Imagine. I think that'd be pretty badass. But it's gotta be a chick, though.
SPEAKER_19That's invisible? Well, or like gets you. Snipes you.
SPEAKER_11No, not a sniper. No, I don't want to die.
SPEAKER_19I'm confused. Where where are we?
SPEAKER_11If I was molested by an invisible person or a we're back there. Or a ghost.
SPEAKER_19Okay. Because we were talking about invisible people, but somehow we're back at you being sexually assaulted by a ghost. Uh right.
SPEAKER_11I think so.
SPEAKER_19Okay.
SPEAKER_11You know what I should do?
SPEAKER_19Go to Epstein's Island.
SPEAKER_11No. I should we should make like uh not we, but I should make a fucking OnlyFans.
SPEAKER_06Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_11And then it's like I'm getting fucking like molested by a ghost.
SPEAKER_19Mm-mm. See, because none of this is none of this is open.
SPEAKER_11Dude, with AI, I could fucking make a not molested in a bad way.
SPEAKER_19Like none of this.
SPEAKER_11Uh what's the word I'm looking for?
SPEAKER_19You're gonna get canceled.
SPEAKER_11Seduced. Seduced.
SPEAKER_19All of this is gonna get us canceled.
SPEAKER_11No, dude, I fucking make millions. OnlyFans. Talk about the invisible hand. The invisible man. The invisible hand. Invisible hand. So all I gotta do is like put like a all I gotta do is have somebody stand above me at a camera. I put a fucking piece of um fishing line.
SPEAKER_19Yeah.
SPEAKER_11And then it just goes, you gotta pull it up. And you gotta like a puppet.
SPEAKER_19You could just get some like a a green glove that you can edit out.
SPEAKER_11I never thought about that. It'd be all old school. People can see the fucking string. You can see the string. Oh shit, I should just get a green glove. That's smart. No, but then the green glove, when you're like, let's say I'm grabbing this bottle and I have a green glove. It's gonna like chop out parts of it. Yeah, well. I'm thinking. I don't know.
SPEAKER_19You're thinking.
SPEAKER_11Anyway, enough about hand jobs from ghosts. So, let's see.
SPEAKER_19You brought up the crash chick. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11Okay, and this is why we got caught on ghosts.
SPEAKER_19Yep. That's why we started here.
SPEAKER_11So I gotta find the other one too. Do you remember the name of the other one where the guy killed his whole family?
SPEAKER_19I want to say his name was Kyle, but I feel like that's wrong.
SPEAKER_11Just put in guy kills family.
SPEAKER_19I'm pretty sure his name was Kyle. His little girls.
SPEAKER_11So Crash. Did you want to talk about Crash real quick? Yeah, I mean what the fuck was that about? I don't know the details. You watched it, right?
SPEAKER_19Yeah, so I watched it. I watched both documentaries that were on. So there's one on Netflix, and then there's the one on Hulu, um, killer cases. It's uh season four, episode twelve. It's about Mackenzie. She is something else.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_19Um, so she's the one, I'm sure everybody's seen it at this point. She was driving the car and at 100 miles an hour crashed into the building with her boyfriend and their friend.
SPEAKER_11Shit. And she was trying to kill herself too.
SPEAKER_19According to her, she doesn't remember anything. Fuck. So um Which I don't believe.
SPEAKER_11When did this happen? A couple of years ago? Twenty was it 2020?
SPEAKER_192021? Oh, let me see. Something like that.
SPEAKER_112023? As she's getting yeah, 2023 as she's getting placed in the police car.
SPEAKER_19Yeah, because they graduated her and um and the backseat passenger. What was his name? Davian.
SPEAKER_10I don't know, anybody just fine.
SPEAKER_19It was Davien. Um they graduated that year.
SPEAKER_11What um so she got convicted of all that bullshit, right?
SPEAKER_19Mm-hmm. Yep.
SPEAKER_03Oh shit. She sure did.
SPEAKER_11So Dominic Russo and Davien Flanagan.
SPEAKER_19Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_11So you found a video.
SPEAKER_19Okay, came across my timeline the other day where they're putting her in the um the cruiser when she's finally being arrested for the murder. And they hear an EVP. EVP's captured on the body cam footage of the officers.
SPEAKER_11Alright, we're gonna listen to it. So we're gonna play the video from Rubber Wilbur. This dude looks like he has problems standing up. Like, doesn't he look like he's got issues?
unknownOh my god.
SPEAKER_11You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_10Yes.
SPEAKER_11Like one leg shorter than the other.
SPEAKER_10He's all fucked up.
SPEAKER_11That's alright, Rubber Wilbur. So Rubber Wilbur, just uh bear with him. Because he's gonna talk for like fucking. So it's only like a minute almost. I'm not even.
SPEAKER_19I will say, I will say, sir, Mr. YouTube Mr. Rubber. Yes. I just wanted you to play the clip, but you did talk a little bit more than I wanted you to. And I I don't I'm not a YouTuber, so I can't talk about how YouTubers do what they do. But I just wanted you to get to it.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_19That's it.
SPEAKER_11I think that's how impatient the human race has gotten. Yes. Because when I watch my fucking uh Key West videos, the live ones, commercial come on for 10, 15 seconds of like, oh, what the fuck?
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_19Fuck! Well, my thing is if you're gonna tell me that you're gonna show me something.
SPEAKER_11Fucking show me.
SPEAKER_19Show me. Stop talking about it.
SPEAKER_11If you think about it, probably 10-15 years ago, you probably had way more patience for shit like this.
SPEAKER_19Yeah.
SPEAKER_11Because we had commercials that you had no choice. Now we don't have any commercials, we can watch whatever fuck we want when we want.
SPEAKER_19But I think it also has to do with my profession. Because I need the give me the information because I need to get help to you.
SPEAKER_11Get to the fucking point. Yeah. Do you find when and then we'll get to this video? Do you find when you talk to people, family or friends, you have you're like, get to the fucking point.
unknownOh yeah.
SPEAKER_11Like they fucking digatron. So let's say we're on the highway, Route 8. We gotta get to exit 40. Okay. So we're we're talking, and the the end, the the point of her conversation is exit 40. But she'll be like, let's get off exit 10 quick. Then we're gonna get back on, then we're gonna get off exit 20. I'm like, do me a favor. What happened? So I feel like I'm interrogating her. So she's like, so then, so then this time, do you ever like one time when you're dreaming, it's like you do this, and it's like, Steph? Then what happened? Like, then what happened? Okay, yeah. And then this. And then, yeah, so her hair was red. Oh, okay, good.
SPEAKER_19And where did we start?
SPEAKER_11No idea. Was that the point story? I kind of forgot. Yes, yes, yes, it is. Alright, so this is the guy. He's gonna fucking bullshit and ramble on, but we're gonna give him crebbit, crebit, crebit, ribbit, ribbit.
SPEAKER_19Yes, crebit.
SPEAKER_11Well, he says it right away.
SPEAKER_00I want to play something for you, and I couldn't believe what my ears were hearing last night. I had a hard time sleeping. During the arrest of Mackenzie Sherilla, finally, after three and a half months after you know the tragic quote unquote accident that, you know, took the lives of Dominic Russo and Davian Flanagan.
SPEAKER_11Well, sorry, this is the uh body cam footage of uh just as uh the incident happened.
SPEAKER_00In Ohio, by the likes of McKenzie Sherilla that we see here in the video, you can hear as she's getting into the car, I'll play it in I'll play it in regular speed where you you can hear she K-I-L'd us, and then I'll slow it down, and it's even more precise and clear that it said it. Now I'll let you make your own conclusions of what that who said it and what that was from, but you can watch it in the sign and I'll put a link in the comment section. So let's go ahead and watch it.
SPEAKER_05Please be careful taking this one off so it doesn't break the bracelet.
SPEAKER_00We got it. We got it. And let me just say before I play it, can you believe it? You took took the of her boyfriend and her boyfriend's friend, two human beings, because of her, she she she ended the She's so damn concerned about a friggin' bracelet. I mean, okay, let that sink in for you. Okay, it's it's coming up right now, minute 202. Listen. Did you hear that? Let me play it again. Damn. Did you hear that? Alright, now let me slow it down to like two-thirds of the speed. Alright, let's go ahead and slow it down to two-thirds of the speed in YouTube. Alright, and we'll slow it down to about two-thirds of the speed. Now I want you to listen this.
SPEAKER_08Damn.
SPEAKER_00Did you see how pronounced when the person or ghost or whoever in the video said us? Wow. Wow. Let's listen to it again.
SPEAKER_11Damn, dude. Damn. So that ghost had to be fucking wandering around.
SPEAKER_19It's attached to her.
SPEAKER_11That area.
SPEAKER_19Well, I think it's it's attached to her.
SPEAKER_11Or the area. Or yeah, I guess so, but not you think, I don't know. Because not the area, because it can't be wandering around?
SPEAKER_19I mean, that's a how did it know?
SPEAKER_11I think it's attached to when did she get arrested? It was like that was like a warrant arrest?
SPEAKER_19After. Oh, I thought it was like kind of right after.
SPEAKER_11No, because she was in the hospital recovery. Oh.
SPEAKER_19She was in the hospital for a while recovering herself.
SPEAKER_03Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_11Damn, dude. That dude's pissed.
SPEAKER_19Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_11This bitch is done.
SPEAKER_19Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_11Damn, she's fucking nuts.
SPEAKER_19Yep. Yep. This is sad.
SPEAKER_11It is kind of sad. How old were how old was the uh the boyfriend and shit?
SPEAKER_19I think Dom was 20 and uh Davian was I think he was only like 18.
SPEAKER_11And was he she wanted to break up with or he wanted to break up with him or something?
SPEAKER_19Yeah, so she they had a really toxic relationship from what both the documentaries showed where she was kind of a little abusive with the way that she would speak to him. The parents though, the parents allowed her at a super young age to move in with him.
SPEAKER_04Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_19Like, what what are you doing? She's only 16, 17, crazy. He's 20 years old. Okay, he's on his own, has his own place and everything, but why are you letting your daughter move in?
SPEAKER_11How old is he for his own place?
SPEAKER_1920.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. 20 years old.
SPEAKER_19Mm-hmm. But he I don't remember what it is that he was doing, but he was making his own money. He did well for himself for being 20 years old. Really? Mm-hmm. Yep. Damn. And I guess his brother lived right next door. And his brother had information about like how toxic their relationship was and how he was trying to break up with her and all these things that at first hadn't come to light.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_19And then they came out after.
SPEAKER_10No shit.
SPEAKER_19Mm-hmm. And then in the Hulu documentary, there's a body cam footage of her speaking to her mother at the hospital in pig Latin, asking her, like, can't we?
SPEAKER_11Pig Latin.
SPEAKER_19Yeah, like she starts talking in like pig line.
SPEAKER_11What the fuck?
SPEAKER_19I know I heard a pig leg like gibberish.
SPEAKER_11And the mother understands it?
SPEAKER_19Mm-hmm. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11Isn't it like that, like pig Latin, like a devil thing or something?
SPEAKER_19No, you just like switch some of the letters around.
SPEAKER_11Ah.
SPEAKER_19Yeah. So she was speaking to her mom in in pig line and asking her mom, like, can't we just say I had like a seizure or something?
SPEAKER_11Mm-hmm. Where is that video?
SPEAKER_19It's in um, it was in the Hulu documentary.
SPEAKER_11Ah shit.
SPEAKER_19Mm-hmm. Yep. I was like brother.
unknownDamn.
SPEAKER_19Come on.
SPEAKER_11Damn. Oh. She's fucked. Does she get sent?
SPEAKER_19Oh yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11So it's all over.
SPEAKER_19I think they only gave her like 15 years or something. Stupid.
SPEAKER_11Dude. That's it?
SPEAKER_19I think it was something dumb like that.
SPEAKER_11That's crazy. So the uh the video. I'm trying to find this guy's thing. I think it was Watts. Was it Watts?
SPEAKER_19Oh, yeah, it is. It's Chris.
SPEAKER_11Watts body cam. Ghost footage. So now, since we heard the ghost from uh that shit. Where's the other one? The Watts. Paranormal questions surrounding Chris Watts. Um. You know what? We're gonna go into. Yeah. You could see a ghost too. Before we get into maybe a four-minute one, we'll try this one.
SPEAKER_16Watts house. Because I've watched this documentary. Strange events at the Watts family home in Colorado might be one of the most reliably documented house of all time. Because every piece of paranormal evidence comes directly from footage recorded by policemen on their body cam. Shannon Watts and her daughters, Bella and Cece, lost their lives under absolutely horrible circumstances. All at the hands of husband and father Chris Watts. In fact, the details of the case are so grim that I'm not gonna go into them here. I like noobs. But if you want to read the full story, you can simply Google this family. Yeah, it says it right now. In this video, two officers canine unit go to the Watts house to investigate the strange disappearance. Obviously, this video was recorded the tragic fate of Shannon and her children. This footage is one percent real. Watch. It is documented police video captured by one of the investigators' body camera. Woo! So shortly after entering the house, they catch some strange video on the stairs.
SPEAKER_19Somebody's going downstairs.
SPEAKER_16Yep. What the many viewers think this looks like a quick glimpse of a childlike apparition descending the stairs. But it could just be a video glitch. You decide. But then the policewoman begins to catch multiple strange and unusually clear EVPs on our body cam. Yep.
SPEAKER_10Crazy.
SPEAKER_05So there's your outdoor access right there. There's your out of access right there.
SPEAKER_16But strangest of all, while investigating an upstairs closet, the investigators hear something that actually seems to spook them. The unexplained voice of the giggling child can be heard, but there's absolutely no explanation for where the sound came from. The canine officer is so spooked she asks the other officer to check it out.
SPEAKER_19Did you hear it? I did. No, they had a toy.
SPEAKER_15I heard it.
SPEAKER_16But the story gets even stranger. One month after the tragic incident, police are called back to the empty house because neighbors report seeing a woman moving around inside the home.
SPEAKER_10Damn.
SPEAKER_16Also, somebody turned on the inside garage lights. The police found no one inside. But some viewers believe that they might have caught something else.
SPEAKER_11Holy shit.
SPEAKER_05The fuu at the top of the stairs.
SPEAKER_16It almost looks as if some small shadow peeks out from behind him. Just for a second. I thought I was haunted by the spirits of Shan Ann and her daughters? Or are they simply tricks of the light and random noises?
SPEAKER_19No, that's a whole separate body.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. See, this so if people don't know what the fuck this is about, this guy killed his fucking family and put him in a fucking oil tank or some shit like that.
SPEAKER_19Yeah, out in the I think where he used to work.
SPEAKER_11I'm wondering, let me see. Dispelling, misinformation, McKenzie purposely not giving down whatever. Oh, that's nothing. Let me see. I'm gonna do uh ghost. This body cam footage.
unknownBody cam. Body cam footage.
SPEAKER_19You should have just left that thing running the whole time. You're you're listening. Not for nothing, but that was creepy when it literally asked. The first thing, what is she doing here? First of all, that was rude.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, tell it, motherfucker. Yep. Tell him.
SPEAKER_19I was told to be here on time, unlike other people.
SPEAKER_11Oh shit, who are you talking about?
SPEAKER_19People that aren't here.
SPEAKER_11His name ran with Charlie Mike.
SPEAKER_19Yep.
SPEAKER_11Oh I'm looking at an empty chair. I should post it.
SPEAKER_03Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_11I'm gonna post it. Ha, fucker. Let's see.
SPEAKER_19Let's see if there's a giving our people a bad reputation.
SPEAKER_11What kind of people?
SPEAKER_19Brown people.
SPEAKER_11Oh shit. Oh shit.
SPEAKER_19Damn it.
SPEAKER_11Damn it. White, don't look so sad. You try hard.
SPEAKER_19I was on time.
SPEAKER_11You were on time.
SPEAKER_19That was actually early.
SPEAKER_11So the 30 scariest paranormal police encounters. Oh shit. Let's let's fucking see. I saw a ghost before. I told you that already.
SPEAKER_08It's your cell phone. I don't know what that is.
SPEAKER_11Because people aren't gonna see that because I don't have video. Right. A ghost cam voice.
SPEAKER_19EVPs, bro.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, that's what I meant to say. EVPs, bruh. Chill, bruh.
SPEAKER_17Sorry.
SPEAKER_11Sorry. EVPs, bruh. You fucking dumbass, bruh. Ooh.
SPEAKER_19I have teenagers at home.
SPEAKER_11I watch um what the fuck's the name of this guy? I forget what his name is, but he goes. You alright, motherfucker? You being attacked?
SPEAKER_19Something did. I could be, I don't know. It asked what happens here, so it could be fucking with me right now.
SPEAKER_11We um fuck. I watch this guy. He goes to the cemeteries and he talks to fucking ghosts and shit, and they always call him fat.
SPEAKER_19Is it the one that's cleaning the headsets? Yeah, I found him.
SPEAKER_11I like that guy.
SPEAKER_19Yeah. He's always something nice, and then they're fucking with him. Poor dude.
SPEAKER_11Let me see. Ghost, uh matter of fact, we're gonna jump to that. Why is this shit then fucked up? What's the last time you saw a ghost?
SPEAKER_19Uh I don't know. It's been a while. It's been a long time. Thankfully.
SPEAKER_11Trying to say when the last time. Last time was when I was at the bottom of my stairs.
SPEAKER_19Yeah, they could stay here.
SPEAKER_11I told you guys.
SPEAKER_19Yeah, they could stay here. Right the fuck here.
SPEAKER_11I do hear shit knocking around though. Still.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_11What what ghost uh what ghost hunter guy? What the fuck should I call him?
unknownI don't even know.
SPEAKER_11Ghost.
SPEAKER_19I had sleep paralysis this morning.
SPEAKER_11Ooh, what happened?
SPEAKER_19I just I I had sleep paralysis this morning.
SPEAKER_11That's it? Nothing happened?
SPEAKER_19Um, I was in bed.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_19I was starting to fall asleep. And then I just I felt like something was holding me down. And I started to open my eyes, but I think you were dreaming. No.
SPEAKER_11I think so.
SPEAKER_19No, I wasn't dreaming because I was fighting to open my eyes and I couldn't open them.
SPEAKER_11And then What if you were coming out of a dream?
SPEAKER_19I had it had literally been like two minutes because I I had looked at the clock.
SPEAKER_11Really?
SPEAKER_19Mm-hmm. And I was like, what the fuck is going on?
SPEAKER_11That's crazy.
SPEAKER_19And then it happened again within a few minutes. But when it happened again, I couldn't breathe. What? I could not breathe. I was like, what?
SPEAKER_11Did you panic?
SPEAKER_19I did. Because I thought I wasn't gonna be able to like through my mouth. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11Where were your kids?
SPEAKER_19They sleep downstairs in their own individual rooms.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, but so you weren't by yourself.
SPEAKER_19In that moment, had I died.
SPEAKER_11You'd have been fucked. They wouldn't have found you for like a few hours. Rigor mortar. You would have shit yourself and everything. You ever hear shit the bed?
SPEAKER_19I would have literally.
SPEAKER_11You would have shit the bed.
SPEAKER_19A thousand percent. Yeah, because they wouldn't have found me until they came home from school. That's terrible.
SPEAKER_11That'd be fucked up.
SPEAKER_19Yeah, my poor kids.
SPEAKER_11Especially if you got killed by like a demon. Damn, dude.
SPEAKER_19Just like fucking.
SPEAKER_11And then you had something written on your forehead.
SPEAKER_19The fuck? You're next. Why is she here? Why is she here? You know?
SPEAKER_11Damn.
SPEAKER_19By the way, like, no. Fuck that.
SPEAKER_11You could have had like some kind of fucking satanic shit built on your head, forehead. No. Fuck.
SPEAKER_19No. That's rude. That's fucked up. I started praying. Immediately.
SPEAKER_11So you gotta go to sleep on that shit tonight. Damn, dude. You're fucked. You can keep a night light. As soon as you fall asleep.
SPEAKER_19I hate you so much.
SPEAKER_11You're gonna hear this.
SPEAKER_17You can have a fucking I'm sleeping with like 30 pairs of pants.
SPEAKER_11You can have a pervert ghost.
SPEAKER_19No. I'm gonna leave my ghost.
SPEAKER_11As soon as you wake up. As soon as you wake up, it's gonna go like this.
SPEAKER_10And as soon as you fall back asleep.
SPEAKER_18I'm sleeping at my mom's.
SPEAKER_11It doesn't matter, it's already attached to you.
SPEAKER_19No, it no.
SPEAKER_11What would his name be?
SPEAKER_19No.
SPEAKER_11You have a pervert ghost. Peter the pervert. You have Peter the pervert.
SPEAKER_19No, no, I don't. Peter.
SPEAKER_11Let's see what this guy does. Watch. I like this guy.
unknownFat boy's cooking.
SPEAKER_07Dude, did that just say fat boys cooking? Oh, I've seen this guy too.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, this is that's the guy who cleaned the cemetery.
SPEAKER_19Is it the same one?
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_07You know? Dude, did that just say fat boys cooking?
SPEAKER_11I love these. These ghosts love them.
SPEAKER_07Oh, fuck you, spirit. Yeah, it's fat boys cooking. What of it?
SPEAKER_10It's all pissed.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I'm leaving. Pissing me off. I ain't leaving. I'm cooking. I'm cooking. I ain't leaving. I ain't leaving.
SPEAKER_11I'm hungry.
SPEAKER_08You're pissing me off, spirits. How about, hey John, that looks good. Hey, John, you're doing a great job.
SPEAKER_11Well, if I just having an argument with fucking.
SPEAKER_09Insane. Rude ass spirits. Rude ass spirits. Well, nothing was as rude as what they did last night. But that was my fault. Because I got crazy and I took the stab mask and I stuck it to the clock. And then all hell broke. You know?
SPEAKER_11It's gotta be this guy. Let's hear. Wait. Uh it's pretty fucking scary. Which go to the cemetery right now? He's cleaning headstones. Yeah, stand the paranormal.
SPEAKER_09Give it that dirty red. John's air cleaning. I am hair cleaning.
SPEAKER_11I gotta find out what he uses.
SPEAKER_09He's well fed.
SPEAKER_11You can see he's well fed.
SPEAKER_09I was lonely. Oh I'm sorry you're lonely. I know a lot of you are.
SPEAKER_07I'm just taking off the poof because I don't want to keep putting that back into the water.
SPEAKER_19I would never, ever do this.
SPEAKER_11Why?
SPEAKER_19No, no. You know where I would never do this.
SPEAKER_11Oh, where?
SPEAKER_19New Orleans.
SPEAKER_11Fuck no, dude.
SPEAKER_19No. Dude, there's never in Savannah.
SPEAKER_11Savannah's fucking super haunted. I wanna go. You're like the whole fucking city or town or whatever that is, is haunted.
SPEAKER_19Yeah.
SPEAKER_11I'm gonna go.
SPEAKER_19But like not to like.
SPEAKER_11Why? I thought you liked all that shit. Now you're all scared?
SPEAKER_19Yeah, because like as you get older, right?
SPEAKER_11Like when you're younger, you could go on a roller coaster until you realize you could die. And then you're like, fuck that.
SPEAKER_19Yeah, and not even because you will like fly out of the car, just because like while you're in the car, your body itself will kill you.
SPEAKER_11Won't be able to take it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but this guy, he could fucking handle it.
SPEAKER_19Obviously, he's well-fetted. That's what I'm told him. That's good. Wait, make jump disappear.
SPEAKER_11That's not it. We gotta try this. Would you buy one of those fucking machines?
SPEAKER_19Yeah, I told you guys let's let's buy the machine.
SPEAKER_11Where do you buy it from?
SPEAKER_19Online?
SPEAKER_11Okay. So online? We'll start there.
SPEAKER_19That was a dumb question.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, but online. No, wait.
SPEAKER_19Ladies and gentlemen, he is online.
SPEAKER_11Ghost Radio?
SPEAKER_19Typed online.
SPEAKER_11Ghost Radio?
SPEAKER_19Um, I would type in Spirit Box. Yeah, it's a spirit box. I don't think you need to write ghost spirit box because I think it's redundant.
SPEAKER_11I think. It could be a it could be a ghost shop. So let's see. Alright, let's go. Oh, this motherfucker's still talking. Alright, let's see. Let's see. We're gonna buy a ghost machine. A motherfucker's favorite box.
SPEAKER_19Not that ding ding. No, no, no.
SPEAKER_11Where's my ding ding?
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_11Oh, if I hear this fucking dingle like this at night.
SPEAKER_19Absolutely throw that thing out. Melt it.
SPEAKER_11Take one home.
SPEAKER_19No.
SPEAKER_11Take it home and see if pervert Pete fucking rings your bell.
SPEAKER_19No. Mm-mm. Maybe jerk off Jenny will. Jerk off Jenny.
SPEAKER_11You gotta jerk off Jenny and fucking uh pervert Pete.
SPEAKER_19Spurge your cheeks. Yo, I'm going home and I'm burning all the sage in every corner of my house. Where are Sam and Dean when I need them?
unknownShow me your button.
SPEAKER_19And you'll be like, what? No. We're Sam and Dean Winchester right now. Right now. I will leave my house so fast. So fast.
unknownForskin.
SPEAKER_11I couldn't think of anything.
SPEAKER_19Fuck.
SPEAKER_11Alright, so let's see what this is.
SPEAKER_19You did say you would walk into a networking and say that to people.
SPEAKER_11They're like, hey, your force can hit you every once in a while, especially in the summertime. Anyway, have some flooring if you'd like to buy some. Let's see.
SPEAKER_19Close the sale right there.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, I could I could close the sale.
SPEAKER_19I feel like, you know.
SPEAKER_11Let's see. Uh is this one? I don't know. Where what the fuck? Spirit box. Obulus ghost box?
SPEAKER_19Oh, the ovulus is.
SPEAKER_11Dude, $580.
SPEAKER_19I know the obvious one. Is that is the obvious one the one that gives you the words? Because it has a bunch of words within it, and then they select the words, and they'll just where's I don't know.
SPEAKER_11I want the one that fucking looks like old radio that everybody uses.
SPEAKER_19Well now they have so many. Uh go back.
SPEAKER_11Which way? Go back this way?
SPEAKER_19Yeah.
SPEAKER_11What if I can say that?
SPEAKER_19Right there at the end. It says Envoy.
SPEAKER_11Oh. 380. You might as well spend an extra 200 bucks. Is that a video?
SPEAKER_19But that's just the that itself is just the radio, isn't it?
SPEAKER_11It is Envoy 2 Ghost Box Communicator. Designed specifically. Can't read this shit.
SPEAKER_06I couldn't see it.
SPEAKER_11For uh paranormal investigations. This device presents entities with a simple and flexible way to communicate with us. The Envoy 2, the ability to deliver words, phrases, numbers, emotions, yes or no answers through the uniquely simple transparent okay. Dude, let's buy one. You wanna go in half?
SPEAKER_19Okay. Where was the other one? Go back to the other ones though. Because I saw the one that had the Estus method. Go down.
SPEAKER_10The what method?
SPEAKER_19Right there, you see it?
SPEAKER_10This one?
SPEAKER_19Nope, all the way. Right underneath Envoy.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_19Sir.
SPEAKER_11Where the fuck is Envoy? I lost it. Oh, right here. This thing? It's got headphones.
SPEAKER_19I know.
SPEAKER_11I want that shit.
SPEAKER_19Do you know?
SPEAKER_11Hell no. Not for 130 bucks. You're not gonna get any ghosts.
SPEAKER_19Do you know what the Estus method is?
SPEAKER_11No, what is that?
SPEAKER_19Go back on your YouTube tab.
SPEAKER_11Okay. La la la la la la la. How you spell it?
SPEAKER_19It's right there in the others. E S T E S. No.
SPEAKER_11Oh shit. Estes method. Estes. Okay, so what is this shit? Oh, it says it's gone wrong.
SPEAKER_19I don't know who you could pick, but it's somebody doing the Estes method.
SPEAKER_11Dude.
SPEAKER_19I would just go to somebody actually like doing the straight-up estate method.
SPEAKER_11What about the one going w going wrong?
SPEAKER_19Maybe. I don't know, because I haven't seen him.
SPEAKER_15I swear to God. I'll kill you.
SPEAKER_13You won't kill any of us. You're not gonna be killing anyone.
SPEAKER_14You have no power over us. Leave him. We're not leaving. No, no, no. When we get a rock, they'll live it.
SPEAKER_15We're in.
SPEAKER_14Oh you're not. I'm sorry, but you're not.
SPEAKER_11So wait a second, time out. Is he just repeating what he hears?
SPEAKER_19Yes.
SPEAKER_11So why don't they just have the speaker out?
SPEAKER_19So because he's the one listening to the speaker.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, but why don't they just have a speaker out?
SPEAKER_19Why does he have to do it by Because this is how you test it? That's why it's called the Estes method. So you that are not connected to the speaker, so he doesn't hear you. So he that's why he's blindfolded and he can't hear you. So he doesn't hear what you're asking. The people outside are asking the questions. And then he's gonna say out loud what he's hearing. And that's how you know if it's truly something. If it's truly communicating.
SPEAKER_11Alright, we're gonna do that right now. We can do this right now.
SPEAKER_19The fuck.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. You put your fingers in your ear, and then I'll ask a question. And then you see if my phone tells you something. That's this.
SPEAKER_15Okay. What's up? You mean I told you earlier you can't be doing all this. That's right. Yeah, you're not doing it. You keep playing.
SPEAKER_19It's a short sort.
SPEAKER_11That's it?
SPEAKER_19I think so, right?
SPEAKER_15I swear to God.
SPEAKER_19Yeah, see, it's a short start over.
SPEAKER_11That was dumb. Let's see.
SPEAKER_19So But that's what that's essentially what it is. Meta.
SPEAKER_11By that machine. Yeah, but then it's just the fucking It's the radio.
SPEAKER_19You just have to connect like headphones. Yeah, so if you get the other one, as long as you can connect to it. Because even if it's if it's this, if it's your phone, you just have to connect to it with noise canceling headphones. And then you would ask questions and the other person would be the one responding with whatever it is that they hear.
SPEAKER_11I wonder if you could leave the phone in this room, then you go outside, shut the door, but we're asking the questions, but Bluetooth will go to your the audio will go to your headphones without you hearing us. So we really know if it's if it's going down.
SPEAKER_19If it's working. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11That's this method. Okay, what happened?
SPEAKER_20The Bluetooth method. Sensory deprived, meaning I will not be able to hear you, I will not be able to see you, and I will be exclusively.
SPEAKER_11I still think they can fucking hear you.
SPEAKER_20You guys can ask questions, and whatever I repeat back to you will be possible. I don't know, my kids put on them headphones, they can't hear shit.
SPEAKER_15Okay, if you feel like I'll just hurt at their house. And I'll set it down. I don't know.
SPEAKER_20Yeah, if I get possessed, then uh still keep following the YouTube channel because it'll get even better. Fucking dark.
SPEAKER_17You're slipping on the couch.
unknownDang it.
SPEAKER_20We learned that the Nestis method works the best in a rocking chair. Just by God. If you can find a rocking chair, that's even better. What are the odds? I do not even remember that. So just try to relax, lean back, and just forget where you are. What? I'm gonna forget where I am. You have to try to focus.
SPEAKER_19So you're kinda zoned out. That would make sense. You're kind of meditated.
SPEAKER_20Noise canceling headphones.
SPEAKER_02Oh, that is so loud.
unknownThis was mine.
SPEAKER_02Was mine before even put it on.
SPEAKER_11Oh, maybe you should talk about the chair.
SPEAKER_02Look! Where do you want us to look? Is there anything here with us?
SPEAKER_20Speaking. Are you speaking with us?
SPEAKER_02Who are you? Have you been trapped here?
SPEAKER_03Have you been trapped here for a long time?
SPEAKER_02So I mean you don't want to leave? Are you not trapped? Is this your home?
SPEAKER_20Can I give you a little advice?
SPEAKER_05No.
SPEAKER_20Run.
SPEAKER_05Wait, it's a why? No, why? Do you want us to leave?
SPEAKER_20Bad.
SPEAKER_02Why'd you say that about the advice?
SPEAKER_17Because I keep hearing like something talking. Like I wish I had a powder paper right now.
SPEAKER_02What's the advice you want to give us? This one.
SPEAKER_18Is there someone you want to speak to in particular?
SPEAKER_0214. Do you remember who Lorraine and Ed Warren are?
SPEAKER_18His legs are spazzing like.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, they are. My camera just went like full battery to like remaining. Oh, it's got to be how to liquid this.
SPEAKER_11They're all like fucking.
SPEAKER_19I don't like that they're all asking questions all at the same time.
SPEAKER_11And then they're all like fucking uh what do you call the Amber Carpent kids?
unknownDo you remember?
SPEAKER_11All trying to be like the fat dude, Santa.
SPEAKER_19Like he's genuine.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, he's a fat fucking shitty dude. Well, I like him. You know what I mean.
SPEAKER_18Yeah. Can you give me a little bit more?
SPEAKER_11He's a normal looking guy.
SPEAKER_18He's a regular looking guy. I like him.
SPEAKER_11He's a normal dude.
SPEAKER_18You're so mean.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. I wonder what he uses for a fucking ghost box. $580. I don't know if I could swing that shit.
SPEAKER_19Well, you know who should swing that shit.
SPEAKER_11Well, we can't ask him. Because he's not here.
SPEAKER_18Maybe he can hear us from beyond these walls.
SPEAKER_10Charlie Mike. If you're here. If you're here, ring a bell.
SPEAKER_19I told you.
SPEAKER_10Show yourself.
SPEAKER_19No, because that bitch is gonna open the door and you're gonna scare me.
unknownImagine.
SPEAKER_11Show yourself. No, Michael. Stop it. We can't because he's not here. He ain't here. Alright. Alright, let's try this. Let's try this thing again. Alright.
SPEAKER_19See?
SPEAKER_11You wanna try the ghost again?
SPEAKER_19He's tempting faith.
SPEAKER_11Man, first of all, you guys started this shit. You guys. Oh, I love ghosts. I love and now when it's time to get down with the sickness. Down with the sickness. Now you're all scared and shit.
SPEAKER_19I'm sweating.
SPEAKER_11Here we go. We got another 10 minutes before we end this shit. Let's see what happens. Hag.
SPEAKER_19See? Fuck you. Hag that's so rude. What does that mean?
SPEAKER_11Why does she call it? She didn't call you a hag, I don't think.
SPEAKER_19Um, I'm the only female here.
SPEAKER_11What's a hag then? That's a a female thing?
SPEAKER_19It's a fem wow.
SPEAKER_11I don't know. Old hag. It's not for you.
SPEAKER_19Exactly.
SPEAKER_11You say thank you. Not for me. Who is it for?
SPEAKER_19I wonder. The fuck did I do?
SPEAKER_11Pissing her off.
SPEAKER_19Apparently.
SPEAKER_11Jerk off Jane? Is that who would you call that?
SPEAKER_19I don't remember. I think it was Jenny.
SPEAKER_11Jerk off Jenny.
SPEAKER_19Yo, what did I do though?
SPEAKER_11Yeah, I don't know. We're gonna find out. What's your name?
SPEAKER_10Maybe I gotta put like a filter. What's your name?
SPEAKER_11Hag.
SPEAKER_19Yo!
SPEAKER_11Oh call you a hag again. Say something. Talk to her.
SPEAKER_19No! I must say I don't want to have a conversation with it because uh it's real mean. It's real aggressive. I don't know what I do.
SPEAKER_11Why on no account?
SPEAKER_19What?
SPEAKER_11On no account. She's not being mean.
SPEAKER_19On no account. Except for called me a hag, asked why I was here.
SPEAKER_11You why you keep calling her a hag?
SPEAKER_19Is it because I'm I'm brown?
SPEAKER_11Is it because she's High Spanic?
SPEAKER_14Can you hear her?
SPEAKER_11You see? I hear her. Is it because she has an accent that you don't like? Maybe she uh did some work around your house and stole something? She was a maid.
SPEAKER_19You started it. Do I look like someone? It ain't with me, it's with you.
SPEAKER_11Did she spray paint on your house when she was younger?
SPEAKER_19Yeah. I didn't.
SPEAKER_11Did you ever spray paint when you were little? I did.
SPEAKER_19No.
SPEAKER_11I was with my Puerto Rican friend. Oh, you didn't? I was with my Puerto Rican friend Vinny.
SPEAKER_18Sounds right. Sounds right.
SPEAKER_11We used to go spray painting all the time.
SPEAKER_18Was it your idea or his?
SPEAKER_11Both of ours. Then we got chased by the police.
SPEAKER_18That sounds right.
SPEAKER_11We were young. They didn't really chase us far, like a half a block. And then got brought home.
SPEAKER_19They said the description was too Hispanic male.
SPEAKER_11Probably.
SPEAKER_18Too Hispanic Jewish.
SPEAKER_11This thing sucks. It doesn't work.
SPEAKER_19He's been targeting me all night. I have not appreciated it.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_19Ask what its problem is with me, because it only talks to you.
SPEAKER_11Why do you not like Alexa?
SPEAKER_19It it don't talk to me.
SPEAKER_11I was just gonna say something bad. She was like dynastic.
SPEAKER_10Sorry.
SPEAKER_19It's funny because your dog was all over me. Oh my god! Your dog was all over me.
SPEAKER_11You know, one time I was somewhere. Oh, you know what? I'll say it like this. One I heard this story once that this person was at work and saw there was a uh an unclean person that they were talking to and saw flies constantly flying around the uh the genital area of the female. Ew.
SPEAKER_19That's nasty.
SPEAKER_11Fucking nasty, right?
SPEAKER_19That's disgusting.
SPEAKER_11First, this person thought it was just one fly. I was like, yeah, it's just a fly. And then it was like probably about two or three of them that kept fucking flying over there.
SPEAKER_19And they were but they were they were messing with this person.
SPEAKER_11They were attracted to whatever was between the legs.
SPEAKER_19Oh no, I thought whatever that stank. No, I thought you meant that the person that was telling you the story was messing with the person.
SPEAKER_11No.
SPEAKER_19Oh, okay. Because I was gonna say, I'm like, hold up. We need to evaluate this person.
SPEAKER_11That person saw it. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Oh no.
SPEAKER_11And that person had no idea what this person was talking about anymore because they kept staring at the uh the flies. The flies. Yeah.
SPEAKER_17The lord of the flies.
SPEAKER_11Before we end this, so my new tattoo. Okay. I've got one sleeve done, and they hurt. Tattoos hurt. You have a tattoo?
SPEAKER_19Yes.
SPEAKER_11On your arm?
SPEAKER_19Yes. And on my ribs. Oh, so you know what it feels like. Yeah. Back of my neck.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. So, but this fucking arm, this forearm hurt like a motherfucker for whatever reason.
SPEAKER_19I have one there.
SPEAKER_11To the point, like I have this one, it hurt, but whatever. This one, holy fuck. They got in the middle of the forearm and it traveled up to the bicep and it hurt to the point where I had to like massage my arm.
unknownHuh.
SPEAKER_11Yep. And then these little bats. If he did one more bat, like go go fuck yourself. We're not doing another bat. Fuck these bats. Fuck these bats.
SPEAKER_19Did you do it all in one sitting?
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_19Excuse me.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. And the fucking after a while it fucking hurt. Yeah. Because there's a lot of shading and the whole thing.
SPEAKER_19Yeah. You do have a lot of dark shading there.
SPEAKER_11Yep. I thought this thing was gonna be like this big and call it a day. Nah, you can't. And then he started drawing it on there. I'm like, yo, this is gonna be $800, yo.
SPEAKER_17Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_11And I kept like, that's all I can think about. Like, I didn't bring enough money.
SPEAKER_17That's all you're thinking.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, the whole time.
SPEAKER_19Nope.
SPEAKER_11I was like, dude, I'm gonna I don't have enough money for this shit. I only brought like a few hundred bucks.
SPEAKER_19What you how much was it?
SPEAKER_11Exactly what I 500 bucks. Exactly what I really.
SPEAKER_19That's not bad.
SPEAKER_11Exactly what I brought. Oh, hell no. I get hooked up.
SPEAKER_19That's not bad. That's really good.
SPEAKER_11So now it's on the healing stage, that's why. And then uh, like I said before, he thought I was uh into horror movies because I got like pumpkins and it's a Halloween theme with a tombstone. I was like, fuck, no, those things scare the shit out of me.
SPEAKER_19Fucking no, I have look I have What do you got? I have my Harry Potter.
SPEAKER_11Oh shit. Oh, so so see that thing besides the Harry Potter part? Well, I guess that. So I sent them something similar to that. I might have fucking sent them Harry Potter. I don't even know what I did. I swear to God. I'll send you a picture of it. I might have. I'm serious.
SPEAKER_19No, this is well, this was custom made. Like she designed it for me.
SPEAKER_11So what I sent them was very similar to that, where it's like on a hill and it had like the castle one, but it was more um Halloween ish, I guess.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_11I was like, I want this theme, but with your artistic flair. Yeah. And then he came up with this.
SPEAKER_19Yeah, that's nice. I like it. I like the orange.
SPEAKER_11I like the tree that goes around, the eyeballs.
SPEAKER_19Yep. I like it.
SPEAKER_11So I like his art because I'm like, what the fuck were you thinking when you drew the when you painted this shit? Like, what goes on in your head? Like, I wouldn't sleep in the same house as him at night. Hell no. Without locks on my door, he's crazy.
SPEAKER_19Oh, he's crazy.
SPEAKER_11No, he's not that crazy, but in order he's not nuts.
SPEAKER_19I'm like, listen to the beginning of this podcast. And we'll see who don't want to sleep in whose house.
SPEAKER_11No, he's not nuts. I like him. He's uh free spirit.
SPEAKER_19Yeah.
SPEAKER_11And when we were uh doing the tattoo, I think I zoned out because he was playing um ceremonial like Portuguese music and different fucking I don't know if it would be music, but ceremonial shit. Let me see if I can find uh real quick. Ceremonial. Ceremonial ceremonial there's music.
SPEAKER_19These guys did it in their album.
SPEAKER_11Oh, you have it?
SPEAKER_19No.
SPEAKER_11Alright.
SPEAKER_19No, I'm I was gonna say BTS did it in their album where they have one. K-pop.
SPEAKER_11The Chinese dudes are Korean motherfuckers?
SPEAKER_19Korean, yes.
SPEAKER_11Some of this shit is not too bad, and then all of a sudden I realize they're fucking them, and I'm like, I don't like this shit.
SPEAKER_19You liked it though.
SPEAKER_11I did like it. I was like, oh, that shit is dope. And then they start, I'm like, oh, I don't like these guys.
SPEAKER_19Nah, because RM, RM's great. That's crap monster.
SPEAKER_11What?
SPEAKER_19That's his alright. What are they called? BTS, bro.
SPEAKER_11Alright, well, real quick, bruh.
SPEAKER_19I'm gonna go see them in concert in August. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_11You better be bringing your kids with you. I am.
SPEAKER_19I'm even bringing my five-year-old niece.
SPEAKER_11Oh. Fucking people. It's fucking she loves them.
SPEAKER_19It's great.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, dude, those guys are billionaires probably now. They had the they were in the military. They had to be in the military.
SPEAKER_19Yeah, because South Korea does it where you have to do uh two years mandatory. Not for nothing, I think they should do that here.
SPEAKER_11Yes and no. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_19I mean, look at what they do now.
SPEAKER_11That's what I'm saying. So if you force people to be in there to fight for some bullshit fucking scumbag.
SPEAKER_19Well, they don't even have to fight. They have to go for the training. They have to serve two years.
SPEAKER_11What are they? BT what?
SPEAKER_19BTS.
SPEAKER_11What does it stand for?
SPEAKER_19Uh I can't remember. I can't remember because what I used to think it was, it's not. So it's it's what'd you used to think it was? Behind the scenes. No, bro.
SPEAKER_11Bruh. Your chair, bruh.
SPEAKER_19The one that that I I'm sure that you like is um I'll tell you right now, BTS.
SPEAKER_11What's the name of it?
SPEAKER_19I think the one that you probably like is Hooligan. Or no no, it's um it's Hooligan. 2.0. I think it's 2.0. Let's see if Hooligan. Let's see what hooligan is. It's 2.0.
SPEAKER_11Let's see. I'll tell you right now. I'm gonna get a fucking virus now.
SPEAKER_19No, it it might be hooligan because it's the one where they talk about like Pac.
SPEAKER_11I don't like the song. I just thought it was decent at the time.
SPEAKER_19Cause he cause RM kind of pays tribute to Pac and Rakim.
SPEAKER_11Alright. Rakim.
SPEAKER_19Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_11Who's RM?
SPEAKER_19The he's called RM because he's rap master. That's his.
SPEAKER_11Oh.
SPEAKER_19Mm-hmm. Just wait.
SPEAKER_13Watch this, watch this big go, we hold again. We pop out, we act there a hold again.
SPEAKER_11I can't do this. This ain't the one though. It was more of like a day. It was like upbeat. It was upbeat.
SPEAKER_19Umst n Oh fire. What? Fire. FYA. File. FYA.
SPEAKER_11Fire.
SPEAKER_19Fire.
SPEAKER_08Fire.
SPEAKER_11Where is it? Okay. Let's hear this bullshit.
SPEAKER_13Everything that is five. Everything vegan's fat.
SPEAKER_11Might have been it.
SPEAKER_17Everything that is five.
SPEAKER_11Because it sounds like a vegan.
SPEAKER_13Oh oh.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, this might have been it because I was like, oh that's it, too bad. It kind of reminds me of um. What's that other fucking uh What is it? Uh what's the name of the other fucking group? The dude's got an Afro white guy with an Afro.
SPEAKER_19Oh, oh, oh, Party Rock.
SPEAKER_11Party Rock guys. That's what it sounds like.
SPEAKER_19Kind of.
SPEAKER_11See, this ain't too bad. I give that. I'm definitely not buying a fucking song though.
SPEAKER_19No, the one that I showed my five-year-old niece, and she was like, yes, and got her hooked, is uh 2.0. Because she watched their video.
SPEAKER_11Let's see.
SPEAKER_19And she just she became a fan.
SPEAKER_11Okay. Let's see what made a five-year-old become a fan. Five-year-old, right?
SPEAKER_19Yeah, a five-year-old.
SPEAKER_11Just 2.0?
SPEAKER_19Yeah.
SPEAKER_11Okay. It's gotta be this one.
SPEAKER_19Nope. That's the one that said official music video.
SPEAKER_11Oh, is that one? Nah, I don't want the whole music video. I just hung up.
SPEAKER_19It's the music video.
SPEAKER_11Oh, the the video it was what got her?
SPEAKER_19It's yes.
SPEAKER_11Where the fuck is the official one? Right there.
SPEAKER_19It's on official MV. It's all fucking Korean. No, it's not.
SPEAKER_11Can't see this shit.
SPEAKER_19We need to get you glasses. Maybe the metaglasses will work for you. Because they also translate.
SPEAKER_11You know, they're very mean when you go to the casino. I don't know if it's Koreans, but Asians, they'll fucking push you around.
SPEAKER_19No, because Koreans are supposed to be very polite. You go to their country and it's very clean.
SPEAKER_11Oh man, I get into I went to Mohegan a few times, man. I got yelled at and shit. I'm like, damn, dude. Yeah, they'll yell at you in a heartbeat. No, over there.
SPEAKER_19Good on my machine. Yeah, no, here yes.
SPEAKER_11Oh. So this is the shit that got a five-year-old addicted to it to them. Or a fan, I should say.
SPEAKER_18Yes, you became a fan.
SPEAKER_11Okay.
SPEAKER_12Because of their dancing skills. Oh my god, dude.
SPEAKER_11Dude, it sounds almost like your bad bunny shit.
SPEAKER_12No.
SPEAKER_11Yes, it does. Holy shit. Never heard of Korean fucking Spanish. It's Korean Spanish. A thousand percent this is Korean Spanish.
SPEAKER_19Korean. Keranglitch.
SPEAKER_11Korean glitch. It's Korean lit. Are you throwing up a gun sign? Did you just throw up a gun sign to go pop pop pop for Korean glitch? Oh my god. They do get a lot of their influence from United States fucking uh songs because that kind of sounds like some of the older RB fucking shit.
SPEAKER_19That's because when they were doing this, they were they recorded it here in LA. And when you listen to RM's verse, RM does pay tribute to American. Yes. Yes.
SPEAKER_11I can't fucking picture what the fuck uh like uh yeah, yeah, yeah. Who the fuck was that guy? Usher? Usher. Like a lot of this Usher shit and a lot of some of the other ones that were with around his time. Listen. Korean Spanglish
SPEAKER_19They're they're funny.
SPEAKER_11Kerranglish.
SPEAKER_19So these kids have been around for a while. Like 14 years or something. And when you watch them, because they used to do a lot of lives and everything, and I just started like really like listening to their stuff now because I like this album. And um did you buy it? No, I have Spotify. Okay, there's my Spotify.
SPEAKER_11Okay, go ahead.
SPEAKER_19But um you go back and you watch like as they were younger and as they you know got older and you watch their lives and everything, and they are funny, funny individuals. Really? Yes.
SPEAKER_11I don't see it.
SPEAKER_19Yeah.
SPEAKER_11I don't see it. But I'll yeah, I'll uh I'm not gonna watch it.
SPEAKER_19No.
SPEAKER_11But uh this one's not too bad either.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_11The whole thing's in Korean.
SPEAKER_19No, when um I couldn't play this though. When RM goes to rap now, it's gonna be in English.
SPEAKER_11He's gonna rap now?
SPEAKER_19Yeah.
SPEAKER_11Which one's RM?
SPEAKER_19The the one that's gonna rap now. This guy's one.
SPEAKER_13Time to pay your debt. Let it be, let it be.
SPEAKER_11Uh hit it, uh, and it's can't even hear the accent, uh, Korean accent. Do they have a Korean accent when you talk to not when you talk to them when they do interviews?
SPEAKER_19Uh their English has gotten better. So RM doesn't have as much of an accent. He speaks the most fluent because he's been speaking English the longest. So and he learned his English and he'll attribute it to the show friends.
SPEAKER_11Really?
SPEAKER_19Yeah. Yep.
SPEAKER_11That's crazy how they could still be looking like fucking new kids on a block. Do you know what I mean? And still be fucking famous. They're kind of corny looking. But I guess for kids, well, k pop.
SPEAKER_19Yeah, k pop.
SPEAKER_11They're all about color and I didn't know what K-pop was until this past winter. Korean pop.
SPEAKER_19Yeah. You didn't know that.
SPEAKER_11No, I had no fucking idea. It was like kid pop.
SPEAKER_19No.
SPEAKER_11Like kid music.
SPEAKER_19Yeah, no, no, no.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_11Wow. That's fucking great. You just ruined the whole show with that fucking bullshit.
SPEAKER_19We went from fucking I introduced you.
SPEAKER_11Nah, you know what? The uh the guy who introduced me to this shit. Uh he worked at the gym. He was a coach. And uh he would play this shit all the time, and he loved them.
SPEAKER_03See?
SPEAKER_11And uh he's like, oh my god, K Pop! K-pop! And then he would play it. And I'm like, what is this shit? And then there was one for you uh did it like your daddy? Did it like your father? You got it from your daddy? Okay, hold on.
SPEAKER_03And then we said, and then we're setting the shit.
SPEAKER_11So now it's trying to make me look fucking pedophile ish, and I'm not. Oh my god, it's a song. Chill, bruh. I got uh got it from Yeah. Is that not them? Let me see. Oh, this must be uh another K pop. He would play this shit all the time.
SPEAKER_18No, no.
SPEAKER_08I feel nice.
SPEAKER_17This reminds me of uh of Gundam Stop. Yes, this is what this reminds me of.
SPEAKER_11I wonder if it's that guy.
SPEAKER_17You be my coloring is that isn't this? It might be yeah, it's that's a guy, right?
SPEAKER_11PSY?
SPEAKER_17Yeah, isn't that this guy?
SPEAKER_19See? Oh my god.
SPEAKER_10It's a great video. Look at it. It's pretty dope.
SPEAKER_11I gotta get the video started. That would have went viral. I just got my neck hurts. Not you I yelled and looked to my left.
SPEAKER_19I was gonna say you didn't do anything.
SPEAKER_11I yelled and said, ah and then looked to the left. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_19I was gonna say, I threw my hands up. What did you do?
SPEAKER_11Damn, I wish I would have had a video. That was a good one.
SPEAKER_08That's all it took me to go, what motherfucking what, motherfucking what? That was funny.
SPEAKER_11Alright, well, we just bullshitted for a fucking hour and a half.
SPEAKER_17Yup.
SPEAKER_11No real content.
SPEAKER_17Oh look! What we made it! Oh my god! No, he didn't.
SPEAKER_11Uh no, he didn't. He's not here. He's not here.
SPEAKER_19Uh Puerto Rican time. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11Alright, well, thanks for listening to everybody. I don't even know what we're really talking about.
SPEAKER_19I think ice got him.
SPEAKER_11I you think ice got him? Yeah. Yeah, but he's Amer No, he's Native American, I think.
SPEAKER_19Yeah. I saw him standing outside of Plaza Azteca.
SPEAKER_11What the fuck does that mean? That was me Spanish.
SPEAKER_17I saw him. There was an Indian statue. Steakhouse? No, Plaza Azteca. There's an Indian statue.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_17That was him.
SPEAKER_11Oh shit. Alright, well, we're out of here. Plaza Esteca.