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Alright! Yeah, I guess. Enough about the uh personal thought. Yeah, that's that person wants a perk.
SPEAKER_02Oh the position.
SPEAKER_00The position. The other person does, but I don't see I don't see it in the other person. You don't know. You don't know. I do. You don't know until you know. Yeah. I could be wrong.
SPEAKER_01That's true.
SPEAKER_00You know? Welcome to the next question. What do I know? What do I know?
SPEAKER_02So speaking of that, I'm just a lovely Italian guy.
SPEAKER_00You're uh what do you um I'm like four or six percent Italian.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Welcome to the club.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, thank you.
SPEAKER_00You could be uh a member.
SPEAKER_02I have can't actually can I?
SPEAKER_00Yeah. No, I can't, because I have proof. Yeah, you have proof that you have some Italian in you, and I'm not talking about a penis.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_00So you you could, but you ain't you can't vote on shit. So you could go to meet yeah, you could go to meetings.
SPEAKER_02So people in the no, I did my ancestry check right through like blood DNA. Yeah. And it came back that it was six percent Italian.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Yeah, you could be in there. We have a Puerto Rican dude in there. Sure to God, yeah. So he's gotta have some kind of Italian.
SPEAKER_02He must.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Maybe half.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00But you, yeah, six percent.
SPEAKER_02So because I'm not full Italian, I can't vote.
SPEAKER_00Really? You're not a made man.
SPEAKER_02That's crazy.
SPEAKER_00I'm 100%, so you I could vote. You could go to meetings and shit. Yeah, but I can't fucking you're just above a chick in the Italian club. I'm telling you, you're just above a chick.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_02So I I would just go there for a few years ago.
SPEAKER_00You could go there and listen, and you could give your piece on, you know, like, oh, I feel this way, I feel that way. All right, let's all vote on it, except for you.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And some other people, yeah. They had to do uh they did a background check. I don't know how far they went. I gave them my grandmother's uh maiden name and all that shit. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02But I wouldn't have any like names, I would have to fucking uh give them what access to answer shit?
SPEAKER_00No, not even because I mean you could if they ask who's Italian, you'd be like, I'm six percent. All right. Yeah. You know? Yeah. And uh forgot I lost my train of thought. The whole six percent thing. Yeah, I mean fucking but um you just they'll do a background check if you say you're fully Italian. You could just say you said you're Sicilian. Because now you can fucking six percent Sicilian or something like that, or is it three?
unknownLet me check.
SPEAKER_00So you could do that. You could say you're a Siciliano with a Luciano. You know what I'm saying? I don't know if they'll let you in, I don't know. I don't know if there's a percentage. I'd have to look at the by the bylaws. I have a book upstairs.
SPEAKER_02Sicilian, three percent and uh three percent uh northwest, northeast Italian.
SPEAKER_00So your family might have been like a farm worker and had sex with somebody a farm animal, a farm animal that another Sicilian had sex with. So that's where you got it from.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. It says on the city. I bet you're part goat, too. 20% Portuguese.
SPEAKER_0020%? Yeah. Oh, why don't you join join the Portuguese club and then we could go there for drinks, and then we go to the Italian club.
SPEAKER_02They're more fucking uh what's it called? More racist. 100%. 100%. I've made it. I think all Europeans are racist. I've met both. You think? Yeah, I don't know. It says I'm 10% Spanish or so two. Like Spain Spanish.
SPEAKER_00So like two, that's a you'd be allowed in the Portuguese club and you could join, but you can't talk to any girls. Right, they'll kill you.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00They might. I don't know. Let's go check it out. Let's go find out. Yeah, we should. Like, he wants to join.
SPEAKER_02I'll bring you in as a as a guest. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I'm like, are you Portuguese? Nope. We just want the fucking three dollar drinks. Yeah. And then from here we're going to the Italian club, spend another $10 and get hammered.
SPEAKER_02Yep. Between 2% Italian Af North African.
SPEAKER_00Which is like Egyptian fucking that probably comes from the Sicilian part.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_00We were invaded by the club.
SPEAKER_02You guys were invaded. I I found that out today.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. You never knew that? No.
SPEAKER_02I found that I forgot how how the fuck I got.
SPEAKER_00I think they were the most invaded island ever. Yeah, you guys. At one point. I don't know.
SPEAKER_02How the fuck did you get invaded by Africa?
SPEAKER_00Oh. That was back in the day. I don't know. They had ships or something. I don't know. I don't know. Oh my god. They came over there in their fucking pirate ships.
SPEAKER_02African pirate ships. Yeah, I don't know.
SPEAKER_00It was back in the day, I think. I don't know what year it was.
SPEAKER_02I don't think they had pirates. The fucking Moors came over. I don't think they're the ones that had fucking ships. Maybe they're not.
SPEAKER_00No, they did. I get it. But the Moors came by. Yeah. And they took us over. Yeah, yeah. That's why I have a third leg. They call me tripod. I'll take it.
SPEAKER_02I got fucking uh so yes, it says uh northern northern Africa.
SPEAKER_00So what else you got there?
SPEAKER_02Not the Central Africa. I didn't get those good G. No. I didn't get those. No.
SPEAKER_00What about uh what else you got there?
SPEAKER_021% Albanian, which I don't know how the fuck I got there.
SPEAKER_00I don't know.
SPEAKER_02These uh it's all gotta be like 1% German.
SPEAKER_00It's all gotta be like your ancestors having like relationships and shit and yeah, so like I went back on like all my ancestors because it's funny enough.
SPEAKER_02Um like I have like an aunt that like knows like she like kept track and she's like older, she's like in her like close to her 70s and uh like she knows like everybody, all their nieces and nephews. Cause back in the they had nothing else else to fucking do. Yeah. So like we like sat down and did a whole bunch of the stuff, and it's like most of my family is originally from Spain. Yeah. Um, so I'm sure that before that it's all like you know what'd be crazy if I'm fucking 80% Middle Eastern and then fucking do it.
SPEAKER_00No, I'm not doing it. You're gonna fuck up my whole thing. No, you should my whole identity is Italian, I'm not fucking it up. What?
SPEAKER_02It's it's like I spoke to a cop uh not doing it um from a town like surrounding the town that we're in, and he's super proud Italian, right? And mind you, this is the first time I'm meeting this guy, right? And we're sitting down, and I had originally had a conversation with one of our co-workers, and I was explaining it to him. I don't know how the conversation came up, and then we get there and he was like, Yeah, I'm you know, we're bullshitting. He was like, Oh, did you know that Christopher Columbus wasn't Italian? And the guy was like, What the fuck? No, Portuguese.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it's Portuguese, sorry, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02So then he goes, uh, he goes, What? Allegedly. No, hundred percent, dude. So then he goes, Um, what? I'm Italian. Uh he's like our fucking uh number. It was like his fucking idol was fucking crushed, dude. And and I was and we I heard that too, but and we're like both like no, he was like a Portuguese Jew. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Maybe he was probably probably Portuguese, but grew up in Italy. I don't know. I don't know where the fuck the Italian part came.
SPEAKER_02So fucking uh because he left Portugal to go to Spain to talk to the Queen of Spain to like like fucking give them the money.
SPEAKER_00Maybe we sent them.
SPEAKER_02So then fucking it just so happens that he left the same year that the Jews were expelled from Portugal, and it just so happens that he coincidentally had family in Portugal.
SPEAKER_00So how'd the Italy thing come?
SPEAKER_02Because they didn't he he didn't want to be known as a Jew because they got expelled from Portugal.
SPEAKER_00He had to have come from Italy some at some point.
SPEAKER_02Uh I think his dad said that we go part Italian. He was not the other shit don't count.
SPEAKER_00No. It doesn't count. It doesn't count. Columbus, dude. It's not, I can't even think of a Portuguese name. It's not like Herrera.
SPEAKER_02But his name wasn't Columbus. That's another Colombo.
SPEAKER_00Colombo, same shit. Well Columbo, Columbus, tomato, tomato. Give your shit. It's not fucking Jorge. So see? Yeah, I don't know.
SPEAKER_02I I I I'm not a hundred percent on the like how his name came to be, because I don't even think it was Colombo.
SPEAKER_00Maybe he went through Ellis Island. So that's a joke.
SPEAKER_02Well, I was I'm listening. I'm just trying to bullets and hoes. His name is Christopher Colombo.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that's Italian.
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_00No? What is it? It's not Jewish. It's not Portuguese.
SPEAKER_02So so Christopher Colombo adapted his name when he moved to Spain in the 1480s to Christ Cristobal Colón, which is how I have my last name.
SPEAKER_00You no, see you just made that Spanish. Like you guys did with Benjamin and all that other bullshit. He did that.
SPEAKER_02He changed it to Spanish because he wanted to fit in.
SPEAKER_00What was his real name?
SPEAKER_02Cristoforo Colombo.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, there you go. That's Italian. It's not Italian. Cristoforo? Colombo? That's not Italian. Yes, it is.
SPEAKER_02It's not Italian.
SPEAKER_00100%. Colombo. What's Colombo?
SPEAKER_02It's C-O-L-O-M-B-N.
SPEAKER_00B-O. Okay, what's Colombo? What nationality? Go right now. It's Portuguese. No way. Yes. No way. Colombo is not a Portuguese. Not giving our fucking names away to Portugal.
SPEAKER_02But anyway, let me finish. I'm Googling it. So he said uh so Cristóforo Colombo adapted his name to Cristobal Colón when he moved to Spain in the 1480s to seek funding from the Spanish crown to make it sound more natural and acceptable to his new benefactors. Which is how Spanish people now have the last name Colone because he decided to adapt his name to get funding for his trip from Spain. That's a lie.
SPEAKER_00It's not a lie. The name Colombo is predominantly of Italian origin, derived from the Latin word Columbus, meaning dove. It originated as a descriptive nickname for a mid mild-mannered person. Yeah, Colombo. It's Italian. But then Christopher Columbus comes in there too. So there we go. I win. Don't try to take my name. Bless you. Just because you can't fucking be in the club.
SPEAKER_02I can be. I'm 6%.
SPEAKER_00You could order a drink, but you can't get free ones. You can't get the free chip drink. And you can only get fucking uh you can't get top shelf shit.
SPEAKER_02Really?
SPEAKER_00Oh, so I can only get beer. Yeah, but like the beer that nobody wants. Like Dominican beer. I think they have Modello there. I'm not a fan of Modello. I like the dark modello.
SPEAKER_02I haven't had the dark.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that one's good.
SPEAKER_02Modello's not that bad. So I don't mind it. Columbus uh he uh spent a decade in Portugal starting in the mid seven 1470s and was where he married a Portuguese nobility and built his maritime skills and first pitched his famous westward voyage to Asia. So they can't really point to see if he's but so on so on Wikipedia says that he was born in Italy. But they don't know if it's that if that's what he wrote or if that's what they wrote to kind of get away from the whole Jewish, like Portuguese Jewish time on paper.
SPEAKER_00If he even really existed if he even really existed, what if the aliens found this shit? Yeah, the random dude because how you're supposed to fucking go back. Well, 1480 something. Right. 1482, Columbus Shale sailed the ocean blue. Yeah. Is that what it goes?
SPEAKER_02I can get a fucking uh Spanish uh uh passport now.
SPEAKER_00Why? Like a Spanish passport. Oh, because you're a fucking thing.
SPEAKER_02Like like voting rights, fucking yeah.
SPEAKER_00We're gonna vote for.
SPEAKER_02I don't know. Some dude Chris Cristóbal Colomo. Cristóbal Colomo!
SPEAKER_00You try to make it fucking Spaniard-ish.
SPEAKER_02He did. Dude, he changed it. It's not like I'm making this up. He changed his own name because he wanted money. You're I didn't make it up.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, no, I believe you.
SPEAKER_02Oh, I believe the the the the the where was he born, Italy or Portugal, they don't know. But he 100% changed his name to Spanish because. Yeah, but they didn't say it like that.
SPEAKER_00They didn't say it like that. Say it again.
SPEAKER_02Cristobal Colón.
SPEAKER_00Cristobal Colón.
SPEAKER_02He has the accent on his fucking name.
SPEAKER_00He's got Italian accents on his name. Colombo ass all.
SPEAKER_02He 1000% didn't talk like that.
SPEAKER_00Fuck it, dude. He fucking hung out and Portugal and Spain.
SPEAKER_02He didn't talk like that.
SPEAKER_00He's like, I don't bitch. You want to come by fucking boat? I got a nice boat. I got some wine, some fucking vino for you. We're gonna go fucking sail the ocean blue.
SPEAKER_02That's actually how I'm gonna start talking now, now that I'm 6% Italian.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, you can. I can. You gotta grow your hair out like me. I gotta cut it tonight, though. Dude. That's why I washed it. I washed my hair.
SPEAKER_02Mrs. Dilbert saw you with long hair. She's like, that's not fucking Frank. He was like, she was staring at you, and then and then you randomly pulled out a sandwich.
SPEAKER_00I remember when I pulled that sandwich out.
SPEAKER_02And then she took out a she did like a double take, and then you were already on like your third bite. I was fucking hungry. She was like, how the fuck did he unwrap that sandwich so fast?
SPEAKER_00Like this? I was hungry.
SPEAKER_02That's funny.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I needed fucking food. Yeah, I gotta cut my hair. It's too much. No, leave it. Somebody said I look like the um what's that fucking shitty app that's uh the shitty website that sells shitty shit? Timu? Timu. Looks like they said I look like a Timu Matthew McConaughey. I can see it. Yeah, I can see it. Yeah, I can't do that. I feel it makes me look too old. I don't like it. No, I like it, dude. This shit.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, let it grow. I'm telling you.
SPEAKER_00I can't. Yes. I feel uh weird. I don't like it.
SPEAKER_02It's because you're not used to it. It's not because you look like you belong in the mafia club. In the in the Italian club.
SPEAKER_00I was gonna cut it tonight. I don't know.
SPEAKER_02No, leave it. Let it grow as long as possible. I'd be getting 50-50. Because then you can go like, oh, I tried it out, I didn't like it. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_00I'd be going getting 50-50. What do you mean? 50 people like 50% of people like it, 50% don't.
SPEAKER_02Who gives a fuck?
SPEAKER_00Just let it grow. Well, I don't really care who doesn't like it. I don't know if I like it. Maybe I gotta trim it a little bit. But then if I trim it, what's the point? Yeah, right.
SPEAKER_02Just let it grow. As long as possible.
SPEAKER_00The back feathers out.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I don't know. Like a mullet. Yeah. Yeah. Just leave it.
SPEAKER_00I've been wearing more hats lately when we go out.
SPEAKER_02I don't know.
SPEAKER_00I don't know if I like it.
SPEAKER_02Frank, you're not 20 anymore.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but I don't want to look 20. I don't want to look fucking 52. I feel like I look like I'm in my 50s.
SPEAKER_02You are in your 50s.
SPEAKER_0047. So let's not fucking jump the gun. But I feel like I feel like I look 50 plus.
SPEAKER_02No. Yes.
SPEAKER_00I do.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god. Um, what was I looking at here? I don't know.
SPEAKER_00I'm gonna fucking cut this shit from fucking as soon as you leave, I'm cutting this shit. Don't cut it off. Going back to the fucking skin fade. You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_02Fucking uh just just shave it completely off. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Just like it's completely, dude. Bald. I've done that a couple times.
SPEAKER_02Have you? Yeah. I can't imagine you completely bald.
SPEAKER_00I'll do it. Not too that shit. I've done it. But then it doesn't uh you see a lot of scalp. I mean, I know it's bald, you're gonna see scalp, but when I cut it really short, you see like more scalp than normal. Yeah. Like you're balding? Looks like plugs. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_02I see what you mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, no, I can't. I can't do it. I used to, what I used to do in the summer, I'd go real low, almost bald. Just so my head would get tan and then I grow the fade back in.
SPEAKER_02Doesn't mean you go to Sicily, you're fucking, yeah, I don't have that fucking already.
SPEAKER_00Shit. Oh, fuck!
SPEAKER_02You're going to Sicily?
SPEAKER_00You know what's gonna happen?
SPEAKER_02What?
SPEAKER_00With all this hair I have, if in the middle of the summer I say, fuck it, now I'm gonna have a fucking mullet line.
SPEAKER_02No, that's not how that works. Okay.
SPEAKER_00If I if I have it, you gotta pay for my whatever something. You make a pay.
SPEAKER_02Reparations.
SPEAKER_00Reparations. You owe me a coffee a day until the fucking until the tan line goes away.
SPEAKER_02I'll take that bet.
SPEAKER_00Fuck. I'm gonna do it. Some people were like, I like the better when it's a little shorter and you had like the the hair in the back and you it was like that V cut. I don't know. I don't know. Let's see. What do we got in here? I don't know if I some of my shit might be old. You see my new tat? I do. I like it. That's right. Yeah. This arm hurt like a motherfucker. Really? Yeah. I don't know why. You're a bitch. I know. So right here, so I mean it it it was fine, but certain parts hurt more than other. And I'm like, I didn't scream or do anything. This fucking hurt. But I remember this hurting bad like that. Like around here, like that tattoo with the heart was fine.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00No issue. But going like this. Yeah, the more of the shading. So then I asked the guy, I was like, dude, why does it fucking hurt? Like really bad. And he's like, Yeah, look at all the fucking shading. I said, But this arm didn't didn't uh hurt bad.
SPEAKER_02Did you put the numbing cream on this?
SPEAKER_00No, never. So then he goes, put them together. Look at the shading difference. Yeah. I was like, oh. He's like, that's why. Yeah. But he went right around here in the middle of my forearm and I felt it all over my bicep. Then these fucking things here. Yeah. These bats.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00He's like, fuck, I forgot to color them in. So he had the single needle. He's like, oh my God, dude. I was like, if you have to do another bat, fuck it. I'm leaving. Fuck the bats. Just fucking leave it unfinished. Oh. But I like it, it came out nice.
SPEAKER_02Fucking um Connecticut trying to fuck us again. They fucking uh blocked uh the public benefits charge being removed from our bills.
SPEAKER_00I thought something happened though where they lowered the the price ten or fifteen percent.
SPEAKER_02No, they fucking they had a vote I think like two weeks ago or a week ago, and the the Republicans and Democrats both both blocked the public benefits charge from being removed.
SPEAKER_00Why'd they do that? Because I'm sure somebody's getting paid. Well, of course, Ned needs money. Doesn't his wife do some shit with that?
SPEAKER_02I don't know. I don't I don't keep up with uh the governor.
SPEAKER_00Some shit.
SPEAKER_02And then uh next year, EverSource is raising the prices by 11%.
SPEAKER_00Time to get the fuck out of Connecticut.
SPEAKER_02So if you're paying $100, your bill's gonna be now $111.
SPEAKER_00Time to get the fuck out.
SPEAKER_02And that's not including not including energy prices now, how they are. Yeah, I want to leave. I want to leave. Like, let's say you go to Kentucky, right? Let's just say, right? Does Kentucky have an EverSource that's now also charging 11%? So you're not going, you're not getting, you're not really.
SPEAKER_00If I'm gonna pay that much, I might as well go somewhere I like.
SPEAKER_02Like if I'm gonna pay South Carolina, Florida.
SPEAKER_00Yep. If I'm gonna pay all the money I I have to pay to live here, I might as well go somewhere that I like. Right?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but like getting a job there, like I'll find a job.
SPEAKER_00Listen, I was in Florida, there was a lot of fucking people who had jobs there. You can find a job. A lot of people were working. There was a guy driving a fucking uh utility style golf cart thing, whatever, picking up garbage or fucking going from one side to the city. You know, we I don't know how much they're making. Yeah, but look, so if you're not making more, but the cost of living is lower in some parts of Florida, the cost of living is lower. I'm making more here, but look at a fucking what are you paying? 12 grand a fucking year for the house or whatever the fuck it is for taxes? That's fucking stupid.
SPEAKER_0212 grand is crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy.
SPEAKER_00I don't know if I'm up that high, but I ain't too far off.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I'm at like six grand a year.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Which is a lot of money. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So you can fucking be somewhere else with way lower tax. Yeah. Or way lower property tax. Right. Uh, income tax, I think they take that shit off or something.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I don't think they have income tax. Or they're gonna get rid of it or something. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02It's all a scam. You know, unions, fucking everything that you have to pay into to fucking survive is fucking.
SPEAKER_00Somebody retired from a police job wasn't our spot. So let's say they retired making 50,000.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And which they got more money every week than they thought they would from 50,000. Because they didn't have to pay all the fucking dues and shit. They didn't have to pay for the retirement stuff. They didn't have to pay for health insurance and all this other shit. Right. Oh yeah. They're like, dude, I can almost live off of this. Not in Connecticut, really, but you know what I mean? Yeah. It's enough money where I'm like, damn, I got a lot of money in my paycheck.
SPEAKER_02Like now, like looking at my paycheck, I probably get 50% taken.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, me too. Stupid money.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. It's insane.
SPEAKER_00Yep. Like I look at my weekly check and I'm like, We're probably living off of 50 grand now.
SPEAKER_02Oh no, it would have to be probably a little less than 50 grand. Yeah. Like 40 seconds. That's your living off.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep.
SPEAKER_02Isn't that insane to think about?
SPEAKER_00So if you take that 50 grand and go somewhere else where it's lower.
SPEAKER_02We're making 100 grand. Yeah. Right. But realistically on paper, like after everything comes out.
SPEAKER_00You're not taking home 100.
SPEAKER_02No. No way.
SPEAKER_00So you're probably living off of 40 or 50.
SPEAKER_02Yes.
SPEAKER_00So if you take your retirement, let's say you only make 50 grand, which people make more, but that's just an even number. Yeah. And you go to somewhere where they don't have uh income tax and cost of living's less.
SPEAKER_02The state doesn't mandate that you have health insurance.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. You just get a fucking little part-time job and that's it. Chilling.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yep. And you get fucking sunny weather, chilling, little golf cart.
SPEAKER_02Well, you can have a hurricane and destroy your entire fucking town.
SPEAKER_00That's all right. Well, I think that's which I don't know.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00But I think from what I've read and everything, it's like the southern portions.
SPEAKER_02But don't you think that I don't know. What in the insurance costs would be a good thing?
SPEAKER_00Oh, they're fucking crazy. That's why, like, if you go to the Keys and the southern parts of fucking uh Florida, a lot of people are like, fuck this, this insurance is crazy. If you can even get insurance sometimes. They say it's fucking ridiculous.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Insurance. But like you said, the the if a hurricane you fucking hurricane takes your house away.
SPEAKER_03You have to be covered, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Well So the money that you save everywhere else, you're just paying insurance then.
SPEAKER_00No, it's not I don't think so. No, you'd still be saving money.
SPEAKER_02I don't know. I don't think the insurance company is taking that much of a loss.
SPEAKER_00Let's see. Let's just say Sarasota. I like Sarasota. Well, I've only been there kind of once almost. Yeah. Sarah. Is it Sarah? Sarah. Sarah? Soda. So let's say you go there. Uh you like uh in uh home insurance average. Say, let's see. Uh Sarasota hurricane season, June, blah blah. So all three storms that impact Sarasota County have arrived there and yeah, so I guess everywhere. When was the last time I was hit by so two years ago? It was hit by Hurricane Milton. But uh when we went to Fort Myers and was fucking hit by a hurricane. Fuck it, I'll deal with it. I don't give a fuck.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you're not shoveling snow fucking half of the year.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. So what my fucking grill gets thrown 14 blocks away. Yeah. I don't give a shovel. I'll buy another one. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I'll have enough money left over. Yeah, I don't care. It's uh it's still cold. Like it today it was warm. But the fact that June, the first week of June, we had a day that was like 40 degrees. Yeah. Insane.
SPEAKER_00It just got warm here yesterday. Yeah. Pretty much.
SPEAKER_02Fucking place sucks. Florida was like 90 year round.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02You 80s.
SPEAKER_00I went in December. It was either Yeah, it was right before Christmas. I went to uh Key West. Yeah. It was fucking 70s and 80s. Chilling. It was crazy to see uh it was a little weird to see you're in hot weather with the beach and everything, and you see fucking decorations like uh Christmas decorations on the fucking Oh, that's the fucking generator. Oh yeah. You see Christmas decorations. I don't know. I loved it. I'm out. I can't I can't take this shit. Yeah. I want to leave. I don't like it. So what I pay fucking I pay a lot of taxes. So what we got foliage? Fuck foliage. Yeah, right. I don't give a shit about foliage. By the time I fucking see it, realize we have foliage, I fucking miss. And you get a fucking windstorm, there's no more foliage. Fuck your foliage. We have got foliage here. I'm then Lamont. We're the pizza capital of the world. No, we're not, asshole. We are not. Pizza Capital. Fuck my balls. I mean, we got pretty good pizza. I like it here.
SPEAKER_02I don't think Florida has better pizza. I guarantee you they know. No, no.
SPEAKER_00Nowhere down south. No. Will we will Connecticut be anywhere else? Yes. In the South? Yes. Yes.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00But some New York. I don't know. New York pizza's fucking delicious too, but we just don't have it a lot, so how are we really going to compare? Right. But back in the day, oh, when I lived in New York, it was delicious. But that was many, many moons ago.
SPEAKER_02So I I agree. I but I again I went to New York a few months ago, and I would say it's average. I I don't think I think Connecticut has better pizza.
SPEAKER_00I don't know. I don't know.
SPEAKER_02And I know a lot of people are gonna be like, oh fucking never.
SPEAKER_00I think you'll have one motherfucker that we're both from New York. Yeah. I think you'll have one fucking dude who uh in Connecticut who'll make delicious pizza, and then you'll have somebody in New York that makes the best fucking pizza. So it all depends on who the fuck's making it.
SPEAKER_02It's all dough and water. Yeah, it's all fucking it's all good. I've had shitty fucking pizza in Connecticut too. Oh yeah. Actually, I went to when I went to South Carolina, uh their pizza disgusting.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, the pizza is no good. No good in the South. No. Not because of the water.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I had I went there and I was and I I didn't I didn't have I didn't think it was gonna be like Little Caesars. But then they came out and I had it and I was like, what the fu it's a wet napkin. Yeah dude, it's fucking terrible. It's worth I'd rather have Little Caesars than than the place that I went to. I and thank God I can't remember the name because I would have fucking put them on blast.
SPEAKER_00I I remember we went to uh visit family in Carolina. Yeah. And they were ordering pizza like the first time I was really in Carolina. Yeah. They were like, let's get it from uh Little Caesars, or we got uh or we got Domino's or we got what's the other fucking one? Pizza Hut. No fucking somebody's name.
SPEAKER_02Papa Johnny Papa Johnny.
SPEAKER_00Yep. Oh, Papa John's is great. Let's get it from there. I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, dig a change. We're getting it from fucking Papa John's. What the fuck are they doing? Yeah, yeah. But then I realized they don't have any fucking good pizza. No. Nothing.
SPEAKER_02No. My mother Little Caesar is good though. Five dollars? You can't beat it, dude.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, if you're a fucking college kid. I do like pizza. Pizza is good. Pizza Hut's my favorite fucking fake pizza. That was the first time I realized that uh their pizza was fake because I was like, I like a stuffed crust, please, when I was younger. And like, we ran out. I'm like, how do you run out of stuffed crust? Don't you just put the cheese in no? And then I was like, what do you mean, no? You know, and I was just curious. She goes, I'll be back. And she she came out with the dough things. Yeah. And she's like, This is flat. This is New York style. And this, so that's all we have. Yeah, yeah. She's like, it's real pizza in the fact that you could eat it, but it's not fresh. But it's delicious.
SPEAKER_02You can't go wrong with little Caesars, dude.
SPEAKER_00I haven't had it in a while.
SPEAKER_02Five dollars. In this economy, five dollars will get you a whole fucking pizza.
SPEAKER_00Big Y has good pizza. For the price. No, but you can get fucking, let's say you spend 20 bucks, you're getting a pizza that fits half the fucking table.
SPEAKER_02$5, dude. You can go to Starbucks and get one coffee, or you can go to Little Caesars and get two pizza.
SPEAKER_00Two uh two and a half pizzas. I bought a you can feed like eight people. I bought a cold brew this morning large. That's $7.
SPEAKER_02Dude.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02You could get a pizza and still have money left over.
SPEAKER_00I went to uh Costco and got pizza.
SPEAKER_02Costco pizza is very good.
SPEAKER_00Pretty good.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. And it's like right then and there.
SPEAKER_00I want to be able, see, I try to watch what I eat. So I want to, but one day I just want to fucking get a whole bunch of shit at Costco. I want to park my cart in their fucking thing. I want to get it in their little food court. I want to get a hot dog. Dude, I do it all the time.
SPEAKER_02I do it all the time.
SPEAKER_00I want to you do uh see, I want to do that.
SPEAKER_02Who gives a fuck? We're all gonna die. Dude, the economy's not getting any fucking better. You can be as fit as possible. You know who dies? I want to look.
SPEAKER_00I want to look better. I don't want to I don't give a fuck about where they help.
SPEAKER_02In the casket? Like yeah, I guess so. Whatever. I guess.
SPEAKER_00Fuck that.
SPEAKER_02See, I don't go to the beach a lot like you do. Like I don't go to Florida, I don't fucking vacation that much. So I don't give a fuck if I have a little gut. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_00No, girls like the gut.
SPEAKER_02Right.
SPEAKER_00I like a little fucking hugging.
SPEAKER_02You know?
SPEAKER_00You know?
SPEAKER_02And I like little Caesars. It's a win-win situation.
SPEAKER_00I might go this weekend.
SPEAKER_02You know?
SPEAKER_00On my way home, I'm gonna pick up little Caesars. Drop picking up dinner. And I'm not gonna say what it is. I'll spend 20 bucks for four fucking pies.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_0220. You can get one pizza at like, what's a good spot? Fucking. There's so many good spots. I don't even fucking.
SPEAKER_00The average cost for two small pizzas. If you go to Fred Peppy's $40 from us.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Yeah. So you can get eight pizzas for the price of like one.
SPEAKER_00Frag Peppies is alright.
SPEAKER_02It's alright.
SPEAKER_00The reason why it's so fucking good is because you're starving waiting to get in there.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, because you gotta wait three hours and fucking. What's the one at the West Farms Mall?
SPEAKER_00I don't know. I don't go there too often.
SPEAKER_02No, it's like a well-known fucking chain. I can't think of the fucking name. Fucking it's like uh it's not high-end pizza, but it's fucking uh what's it called? It's like one that people like talk about a lot.
SPEAKER_00I don't know.
SPEAKER_02I can't believe I'm fucking blanking out.
SPEAKER_00Remember Pizzeria Uno? Yes. Remember that? I used to love it. I love it. It's like fucking uh Sabaro. Sabaros was good too. Is that still around? Yeah, it's still around, dude. You should go to the mall and get Sabaros.
SPEAKER_02We should.
SPEAKER_00They have it at West Farms. I used to love that. And then they would go to the city. Oh, the garlic knots, dude. Extra garlic.
SPEAKER_02Dude.
SPEAKER_00Love that shit. We used to go when we went to New York to get jewelry and stuff, there was a Soberos there. We used to go all the time.
SPEAKER_03Oh my god.
SPEAKER_00Fuck I love it. I like Sicilian pizzas. Fucking delish.
SPEAKER_02You know what's funny that I put best uh pizzas in Connecticut and Domino's was like in the top fucking phone.
SPEAKER_00Get the fuck out of here. I'll eat a dominoes though. I don't know what pizza.
SPEAKER_02I haven't had uh Domino's in a while.
SPEAKER_00I haven't had any of that shit in a while. I'd like to get pizza hot. I used to eat all that shit like nonstop.
SPEAKER_02Look at you now, all fat.
SPEAKER_00I gain I'm trying to lose my fucking winter fat. It's hard to do that when you like to drink Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
SPEAKER_02What is, in your opinion, what's the best pizza like that you have constantly? Like that you can't do that.
SPEAKER_00Is it in the local spot? Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Local spot. Mine is Dominic's and Vinny's in Southington.
SPEAKER_00Yep, I know people there. I know people fantastic pizza. I know people's there. I can't say their names, but I know I know people's. And they he uh he makes a pizza there and everything and kind of pretty much runs it. It's fucking delish. That's good. I'm just too lazy to go to the next town over.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Not hot oil, the fucking.
SPEAKER_00He dude, so whenever he has a party at his house, yeah. He gets, you know, he I'm sure he pays for it, but he gets fucking. There's gotta be 10, 20 boxes that he buys.
SPEAKER_02Really?
SPEAKER_00Dude, you they have the hot oil shit. Any type that they have, yeah, they'll fucking he'll have it there. Oh, it's so delicious.
SPEAKER_02I'm looking for the name of that. Let me see, hold on.
SPEAKER_00What's that? Is that Dominic and Vinny's? Yeah. Go back to that picture. Go back to the picture with the people. Alright, hold on.
SPEAKER_02Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, you met him before. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02I didn't know.
unknownOh.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Interesting. Eh? He's on the fucking uh website. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02What the fuck is it?
SPEAKER_00I broke my shit here. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Is that like family?
SPEAKER_00Or is it just uh he's there? He's a good oh the uh with them? Yeah. I don't know. Maybe. I don't know.
SPEAKER_03Let's see, let's see, let's see.
SPEAKER_00They got some good pizza. Got some good pizza. They don't have the fucking the mashed potato pizza they have. Ooh, all this shit is good.
SPEAKER_02It's called the hot lips.
SPEAKER_00Oh, that's hot. Oh my god. I'm a bitch though. To me, it's hot. It's fun. Because I had it and I thought it was like pepperoni or some shit. I don't know what I thought it was, and I ate it. I'm sitting there talking. I was like, yeah, that's just hot, yo.
SPEAKER_02Dude, it's fucking hot. You're gonna need some water now. I love it, dude.
SPEAKER_00Oh, it's good.
SPEAKER_02Dude.
SPEAKER_00I had it hot lips or whatever, yeah.
SPEAKER_02I had it at work the first time, and I I fell in love with it immediately.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, he's got dude, he'll have like two or three boxes of that, and then some other shit, then some other shit. Dude, he loves that shit.
SPEAKER_02I'm thinking of people today. Do it. Pick it up on my way to uh home.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, you can probably do it. Yeah. And then uh a lot of people were fucking like when he has parties, they were fucking killing that shit.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00That hot shit. And fuck that. Now I know. You're just a bitch. Yeah, I am. So now I know I go. When nobody's looking, I put my nose in it. Nah, I don't do that. But I look now, I can now I know what it looks like. Yeah. And it's good. It just fucking gets hot. I can't do it. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02You have a little soda. You know you're good. Don't worry about it. Unless it's not super stupid.
SPEAKER_00Unless he makes us do Jaeger bombs, then I can't taste it. Then you can't take it. Then I get heartburned like a motherfucker and I can't go to sleep.
SPEAKER_02That shit hurts. I think I ate the heartback. I started feeling that now more often. Like if I drink a lot of water, I get heartburned.
SPEAKER_00Well, that's because the water activates it. You gotta fucking Well, you probably ate something or did something that caused that heartburn, but then the the water activates more of the fucking acids and shit.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yep.
SPEAKER_02So it's like I can never fucking win, dude. If I don't drink enough water, yeah, I'm gonna I'm lactose intolerant. Take Tums. I could. Yeah, that works. Tums works. Tums does work, but now you're relying on the Tums to not fucking.
SPEAKER_00You just gotta watch what you eat. You can't eat fucking Casco pizza, dickhead.
SPEAKER_02I don't. Let's say it's not an everyday thing, but like let's say So what are you gonna have tonight? Probably fucking dominant. There we go. And you gotta wonder why I get spy out of my fucking heartburn. Yeah, but I work fucking, you know, late.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_02So I'm gonna be I'm gonna be I'm gonna be up. I'm not gonna go to sleep and have that shit. You so you so so so most of the time I'll be laying down and then I'll feel the fucking, you know, it's not uh So if I work But then if I'm chugging water and I'm I could be anywhere and I'll and then I'll feel it like if it's too much.
SPEAKER_00Okay. So if I work, what you're saying is if I work, I can eat whatever I want and get no heartburn. But if I'm home, I'll get heartburn.
SPEAKER_02If I'm laying down, like if I eat like like something with like heavy grease and shit, like So don't eat it.
SPEAKER_00We just No, that's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_02But what I'm saying is for the water, right? It doesn't matter what I eat, I'll still get it.
SPEAKER_00Make ground chicken and rice. Delicious.
SPEAKER_02I will get heartburn if I chug water, is what I'm saying. I don't know what's wrong with you.
SPEAKER_00You gotta stop eating this bullshit.
SPEAKER_01It's not fucking bad.
SPEAKER_00I love it. But you gotta stop doing it. That's what I did. I get dude. I used to get heartburned to the point where I'd fucking life is too short. I would choke at my fucking throw up sleeping. Did you ever do that? No. That fucking sucks. No, it's scary. No. Panicking and shit. And then you you're you feel stupid because you go, and then you try not to wake up your spouse. Yeah. Because then you're gonna feel even more stupid, so you just get up and run to the bathroom so nobody can hear you as you're slowly choking. Fuck that. I've never had that. Oh yeah. Fucking uh like I love Long Island iced teas, that'll give it to me. I love brownies, that'll do it. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Anything does it for me.
SPEAKER_00Food. Mine's food fucking.
SPEAKER_02I'm too much of a um I don't know. I feel like uh gluttony would be my sin. I love to fucking eat food. Oh, dude. I can eat. I can eat.
SPEAKER_00Right now, I can think about it Soberos.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. The garlic knots. I can't stop thinking about them now.
SPEAKER_00We should go to Dominican Venice. We should. Nope. Yeah, wait till Saturday. Why? That's my cheat day.
SPEAKER_02Who cares? Who cares? Fat you think when you're 60 years old, which you aren't far from. But you think when you're 60 or 70 years old, right? Which and and and you can't go to the CrossFit gym anymore. And not that not that you can't, you just don't have the motivated.
SPEAKER_00You're unmotivated.
SPEAKER_02I think the more you think you're gonna be like, you know what? I'm not gonna have Dominic and Vinny's because Exactly. You just have it now. Who gives a fuck? You got nobody impressed, Frank.
SPEAKER_00I still have it, yeah, but just not during the week. I have it like on the weekend. That's all.
SPEAKER_02I guess. There are too many good restaurants to not have float around, you know.
SPEAKER_00And also money-wise, it's a lot of money to go to.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that's too. That's my biggest thing.
SPEAKER_00It's a lot of fucking money. I'll spend more money on drinks than I will food. Really? Yeah, think $15 a drink because I like to mix drinks. Yeah. So if I get two, Steph gets two, that's $60. Plus the food.
SPEAKER_02For like a hundred calories when you can have a pizza with like two thousand calories.
SPEAKER_00Pizza don't give me a nice buzz. Yeah, that's I like the buzz.
SPEAKER_02I like Do I like the feeling of eating great food more than a buzz?
SPEAKER_00No, no, no, but I'm saying when we go out to eat. I'm not a I'm not a while I wait for the pizza, I get a cacatail. Yeah, yeah, okay. I'm not saying go there to be get hammered, but you know, are you gonna want one or two drinks?
SPEAKER_02But I I like the buzz.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, you get one or two drinks. Not even the buzz, but you get like it's just fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have a beverage. Yeah, and then so you're spending $60 for drinks.
SPEAKER_02Go to chilies, get a couple margaritas and have chilies anymore.
SPEAKER_00Why? Makes me feel like thrown up.
SPEAKER_02Nothing, dude. Nothing works for you, dude.
SPEAKER_00No, because I think they cook the cheeseburgers or the burgers on a flat grill and it retains the grease, and then I feel sick. I think we had this conversation before. Yeah, I think so. Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_02Well, even if they did.
SPEAKER_00I don't know, but I used to love chilies. Oh, dude, cheap. Motherfucking delicious.
SPEAKER_02$5 fucking margs.
SPEAKER_00I want to go to the bar and chilies. I think I'm gonna do that. There's a Longhorn place around here. I'm gonna go there.
SPEAKER_02Um I've been to Longhorn recently, and my experience was not fantastic.
SPEAKER_00It's like chilies. What do you gonna do? It's like Olive Garden. Yeah, what do you expect?
SPEAKER_02It's a fucking Olive Garden was better than Longhorn.
SPEAKER_00They have inmates and fucking working there, yeah. Yeah, con men. Not con men, fucking uh communists. They have uh ex-cons working there.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00What do you expect? I guarantee that hamburger was fucking slapped against somebody's balls at one point and then you ate it.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, probably.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I had the the steak tips, steak tips, I think.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, dick. Tips. That was quick. That was a good one.
SPEAKER_02Yep. Oh my God.
SPEAKER_00Let's look at I haven't been to one of those bars. I'm going to go. Chili's marketing. You know what? We're going this Saturday. We are going this Saturday and I'm going to fucking.
SPEAKER_02You are?
SPEAKER_00Yep. I'm going to find one of those spots. I'm going to go sit at the bar and see what their drink specials are.
SPEAKER_02Let's look at chilies.
SPEAKER_00Then I'm going to get a fucking greasy hamburger. That's going to make me throw up.
SPEAKER_02No, you'll be okay.
SPEAKER_00Look at those drinks. Ooh. I know. That's heartburn. I gotta bring my thumbs. You know sometimes I go out and I ooh, Cosmo. I love Cosmos. Six dollar Cosmo! Holy shit! Oh Nelly. Made with Tito's. Tito! Six dollars. Is that a happy hour thing? June.
SPEAKER_02No, it's June's featured margarita.
SPEAKER_00Dude. Cosmos get you fucked up. Yes. I don't know why, but they do. Even more than the Long Island.
SPEAKER_02It's probably the amount of fucking tequila that they put in.
SPEAKER_00Or the vodka, you mean. Tito's vodka. Oh, yeah. You could do it with uh tequila, I think.
SPEAKER_02You can do it with tequila. Yeah, blanco tequila. Yep. And then handmade vodka or I guess it's called handmade vodka.
SPEAKER_00That Tito is bullshit. I mean Tito's is all right.
SPEAKER_02I don't give a fuck. Are you a tequila or a vodka guy?
SPEAKER_00Vudka. Really? Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I'm a tequila guy.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I can't. I threw up in my friend's Honda. That shit saw. So when I first started my drinking journey, we were in uh New Haven. I think we were at a bar or something.
SPEAKER_03Yep.
SPEAKER_00And uh I didn't know what I was doing. I'd get a Bud Light because I knew that's what people drink. So I just fucking down those. Yep. And every time I got a Bud Light, I would do that in a tequila shot.
SPEAKER_01Oof.
SPEAKER_00And I threw up my friend had that fucking Honda with the gold trim that was back in the day, and I threw up all over it.
SPEAKER_02Dude. Was that did I tell the story about me throwing up with a BMW? Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yep. Yep. So I can't. I'll so you know those shitty mixers that I have that nobody wants, and I got like a I got a ton of bottles behind the bar of uh the seltzer. It's like red.
SPEAKER_02Anyway, nobody the one that I like.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, so you like the guy.
SPEAKER_02I'm the only guy that likes it.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. So they're there. I think some of the expiration dates gotta be fucking gone on those things.
SPEAKER_02But the ones that I bought last time? You talking about those?
SPEAKER_00Well, you brought them, but then even when you brought you brought them like the mix, the variety pack, yeah, and then the shit I buy, yeah. These are the ones that always sit there.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00But those with tequila taste good. They do. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Those any alcohol taste very good. So if we're people that don't know, we're talking about the seltzers that they sell at Costco.
SPEAKER_00Cascola, Kirkola.
SPEAKER_02Yes.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I think they're good. If you have them like really cold, they're pretty good.
SPEAKER_00I use the uh different flavors, but the one, the red one or the raspberry one, always fucking nobody likes. With vodka, it's alright, but with tequila, I noticed it was fucking good. Yeah. Because I poured tequila by accident. Like I grabbed the wrong bottle. Yeah. I wasn't paying attention. I was like, wow, it's pretty fucking good. Yeah? With the clear vodka. I mean the clear uh tequila.
SPEAKER_02Fucking delish.
SPEAKER_00You don't like the brown, like whatever, neho. Yeah. No, I like it all. I don't know about gin. I don't really like gin.
SPEAKER_02I despise gin. That shit tastes nasty.
SPEAKER_00We should take a shot right now.
SPEAKER_02We could. Tankare?
SPEAKER_00I'm not drinking for nothing.
SPEAKER_02It tastes too mud not medicinal, because I like I'm a licorice fan. But it just tastes off. I don't know what the fuck.
SPEAKER_00I have uh what is gin?
SPEAKER_02I forgot. What was it called? Fucking uh It's not a liqueur.
SPEAKER_00I have um I forget the name of the gin. It's a good gin. Hendrix or something. I have that gin. I don't like I don't like it. Gin is gin rumming.
SPEAKER_02Juniper berries. Nasty.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I don't like that shit.
SPEAKER_02I don't like that shit at all. It's like pine trees.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. I don't like that shit. Yeah, it's fucking trees. Somebody said it shouldn't taste like pine trees.
SPEAKER_02So what the fuck should it taste like? Because that's all I've ever tasted every time I taste gin.
SPEAKER_00They said that the shitty stuff is tastes like pine trees, but I have no idea.
SPEAKER_02I guess. So then how do you how do they keep making money? Because I don't understand.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, people like gin, gin and juice, huh? You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_02Uh so it says it's legally required to be flavored with juniper berries. See? So it does, it's supposed to take like fucking pine pine salt. I don't know. Why is it legally maybe it does something fucking it says that it usually starts from grain like wheat or barley, and then it's infused with botanicals such as citrus peels, coriander and angelica root. Coriander is fucking cilantro. They call it coriander in like fucking India.
SPEAKER_00India!
SPEAKER_02Bee feeder. I tried bee feeder.
SPEAKER_00I've had that.
SPEAKER_02Nasty. I've tried tank array. Nasty.
SPEAKER_00I don't like any of that shit. No. I don't really get I think I have gin there just to have it. Like if somebody wants it, it's there.
SPEAKER_02I don't fucking rum uh do you like rum more than vodka or are you just a vodka?
SPEAKER_00I like vodka because it goes with everything. It's like pizza of alcohol. I think rum is the same way. Nah. What do you mean, nah? Nah. Vodka goes with anything. It's like pizza. Rum. So what is rum? You put whatever you want on pizza. You can do that.
SPEAKER_02There's dark rum, there's light rum.
SPEAKER_00Rum. I do. I like rum and coke. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Why wouldn't you do vodka and coke?
SPEAKER_00Ew.
SPEAKER_02Exactly. Exactly.
SPEAKER_00Well, I guess my pizza thing went out the window. Vodka and Sprite? Shees.
SPEAKER_02But you can do anything that you do vodka with, you can do with rum. But what you do with rum, you can't do with vodka.
SPEAKER_00True. I like vodka and sprite. I down those. You could give it to me. Vodkin Sprite. Let's say we're sitting at the bar, you'll be like, here's yours. And I would fucking down it by the time you paid for them. So delish. It's so once they hit your tongue, it's fucking delish. Fucking delish. I can't drink it until fucking uh Saturday? No. Not gonna drink for a month.
SPEAKER_02Are you cut it out? Yeah. Be an adult. What the fuck?
SPEAKER_00What do we drink? So no pizza on the weekdays. Friday, Saturday.
SPEAKER_02No pizza on the weekdays. No alcohol for a month.
SPEAKER_00We drank Friday and Saturday.
SPEAKER_02This past one.
SPEAKER_00Didn't drink Sunday.
SPEAKER_02So you're doing like dry June? Did we drink Monday? It's a weird fucking month.
SPEAKER_00Did we drink Monday? No, wait. Hold on.
SPEAKER_02It's Pride Month. Of course you're acting this way. It's Pride Month.
SPEAKER_00Memorial Day. We just No wait. Alright. So we did. What the fuck is today? Today is Thursday. So Tuesday I drank. Because it was beautiful out. And I was on a porch and I was off. Memorial Day was fucking trash this year. I was on a patio. Yep. And then I had my live stream of of uh Key West on. And then I was like, I want a beverage so bad. Sun's out. And I was like, I'm not gonna do it. Then I said to Digga Tran, I was like, yo, I just made a long island iced tea, it's delicious. Oh, why don't you make me one? And that was like, okay. One after the other. Oh yeah. And I went to the gym the next day. I was like, fuck. This is terrible. Yeah, so I'm not gonna drink for another month.
SPEAKER_02You say that now.
SPEAKER_00I'm trying to see what's in my little my list. I have uh fake boobies.
SPEAKER_02What about fake boobies?
SPEAKER_00I wrote here, uh fake boobies are not the end all be all. Still need to work out. Yeah, because when I was in uh Florida, you'd see like some fake boobies, right? But then there was no cool. The legs were like thin, and all they did was just put, I mean, they were skinny, but they just put like boobies in. I wasn't feeling it. But you're an ass man. Yeah. You need to find I like fake boobies too, but everything needs to match.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it needs to be proportionate to me.
SPEAKER_00It's the the booty hole all the way down to the cats. You know what I mean? You need that fucking to match. Yeah. So if you don't have the booty hole and then you got just boobies, it's not cool. I wasn't feeling it. And like, you know, they had like a small bikini on, yeah, but it was still baggy in the butt cheeks. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's a good thing. I was like, I don't know about that shit. And then there's some girls, right? Yeah. They were uh in shape, we'll say. Or average. With a thong on, but the coolie was like saggy. No, it was a little bit there, it was a little bit there, but like they don't work out. You see what I'm saying? Yeah. It wasn't uh you know when you walk, your fucking butt cheek should flex.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00It wasn't. So I'm like, ah. I mean, it wasn't bad, yeah, but it wasn't uh good. I wouldn't be flaunting it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Interesting.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. I think if you do that shit, you need to fucking do squats.
SPEAKER_02Like if you're gonna put a thumb on it.
SPEAKER_00Or you gotta have like a regular bikini. Blessed with a like your your butt has to match your legs, and then it has to have some roundness to it.
SPEAKER_02You ever seen the fat chicks that like they have like very tiny legs and very tiny butt, but they're like on the top, they're like a fucking dump truck.
SPEAKER_00What? It looks like an egg? Like that?
SPEAKER_02They look like uh the top of their butt is big or no? No, like like from the hip up, it's huge, but from the hip down is like tiny, like a normal person.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that's it. Like Mr. Incredible. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I was talking about. They look like an egg. Yes. Upside down egg, we'll say.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, like Humpty Dumpty, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Nope. Don't like it. Don't like how is that possible? This is fucking DNA. They'll never get rid of it. Never. Their kid will have it, their kids' kid will be that way. That's terrible. Their kids' kids' kids will be that way. Eventually, nah. That's it. You're fucked.
SPEAKER_02I I I also can't understand like the 600-pound life people are like above that, like a thousand-pound life.
SPEAKER_00Fucking pieces of shit.
SPEAKER_02Dude, yeah, but this is this is why I don't understand. I have so I was off on FMLA, right, for having a kid. And there was days where I just sat down and did nothing. And right? Yeah. And I did that for an extended period of time. Mm-hmm. And I gained a pound, maybe two, you know, and that's not going to the gym because I'm at home.
SPEAKER_00These motherfuckers eat like crazy.
SPEAKER_02I was eating like crazy, like an animal, dude. And I still, so how is it possible? Like, I don't see how how it's possible.
SPEAKER_00They're eating probably fucking 5,000 calories of fucking sitting.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but that but that's like eating even when you're not hungry.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. They just eat.
SPEAKER_02Like you have to continuously eat.
SPEAKER_00So I think what happens is you're not in shape, and then you get uh like low self-esteem. Then you fucking to comfort that you eat food. Then you start getting fatter, and then your self-esteem goes even lower. To comfort it, you eat food. So it just keeps going back and forth and back and forth, and before you know it, you're 600 fucking pounds. They don't have a fucking limiter.
SPEAKER_02I've tried in their head hard to gain weight. I've tried hard.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02And I cannot surpass a certain amount. Like once I get to like 180, which is like the top, I cannot, like, I can eat any anyway.
SPEAKER_00Eventually you'll break that fucking wall if you keep going. I know. There's no choice. They don't do it. But these people, they don't have any fucking, there's no limiter in their head.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So if I see myself getting a certain way, I'm like, nope.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I'm done. I'm fixing myself. Yeah. Then they're like, nah, I don't care. They have low self-esteem. And then then you're so fucking fat, you're like, well, there's no going back now. Right. Which there is, but that's how they feel.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00No. I ain't doing that shit. And then so working out now, I know you say, well, when you're 70, you fucking but working out now, you preserve some of the muscle that you have, and you're not fucking all hunched over when you're fucking 70. I believe that a hundred thousand percent. You're not gonna be f- I'm not saying you're gonna be fucking jacked and ripped and but if you keep moving, the body keeps moving. You ever see those fucking native fucking like uh those natives in the fucking jungle? Dude's like 800 years old and he's climbing trees. Do you see what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_02He was average his whole life. He wasn't fit. You know what I mean? Like, I feel it's fit. I have seen more average people looking better as a year go on than on one spectrum the super fat or on the other spectrum the super fit.
SPEAKER_00Now I'm not saying you have to be super fit, but you need to work out.
SPEAKER_02I don't think so. Oh yeah. I don't think so.
SPEAKER_00Yep. I think it depends on your body type. You need to keep moving. I dep I think it depends on your body. You need to fucking lift some kind of weight. Yeah. Otherwise, you get you know the atrophy shit. You're fucking not using your muscles, it just goes away. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_02I think you're gonna atrophy if you're laying in bed every day all day. That's not a good thing. No, eventually, but I think you do.
SPEAKER_00Your muscle goes away. I don't think so. Oh yeah. Fucking look at a fucking old dude. Even look at like a body, well, not a bodybuilder, one that didn't do fucking steroids.
SPEAKER_02Even if you're even if you did steroids, doesn't matter. And you're and you're jacked, right? Now, when you're 70, let's say, let's say you and I, right? Yeah. When we're both 70, we're gonna look about the same.
SPEAKER_00No matter how no matter how much I work out. So that means you lose muscle. So if you don't work, no hard, you're not gonna look the same. I get yes. I mean, DNA has something to do with it too, but you work out.
SPEAKER_02If you take two guys about the same height, you and I, right? Yeah, and one is super fit and the other one isn't, by the time they're the same age, right? Let's say 70, right, we will look the same. Because let's say you have the fat under your skin leaves like you lose that. So that's why everybody everybody that's like really old, you they have like really paper thin skin. Yeah, right. So no matter how fit you are, you're still gonna be about the same.
SPEAKER_00If you had twins. Yeah. And one was just average and one worked out like a motherfucker, or just they didn't even have to go crazy. They're not uh fitness champion, yeah, but they worked out. The one that worked out when they're both 70, the one that worked out would look better. And then we'll be able to we'll have less pains, we'll be able to do more things. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_02I don't think so. Yep. I think I guarantee you that's wrong.
SPEAKER_00No way. Because if you're if you're over The more you move the body, the better it gets. The more you fucking say sedentary and don't fucking move, you go to shit.
SPEAKER_02Your average, I'm not saying super sedentary. What I'm saying is average, right? Yeah, the average person. I think the average person would be better off long term, like, I'm not saying be a fucking total slob, but versus the person that's always at the gym, because you're you one, you're overusing your fucking joints when you're younger, right? You're trying to lift heavy, you're trying to get bigger, trying to gain muscle, right? Well, when you're younger. So your joints are taking that hit long term.
SPEAKER_00But your bones, you know, your bones get stronger the more you the more you fucking they get denser. Denser, so stronger.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but your joints don't look look at look at this fucking.
SPEAKER_00She's probably fucking uh I mean a lot of these are fucking your bones get stronger, but the joints is the problem.
SPEAKER_02So like the tendons and ligaments. They might get they might be stronger now.
SPEAKER_00That's you know, obviously she probably did crazy shit, but but yeah, you could fucking see the difference. How about this?
SPEAKER_02I don't think so. I think you see two 70-year-olds with paper thin skin, you're not gonna tell if they're fucking one's jacked and one's not.
SPEAKER_00I think the one that's 70 years old and worked out, he doesn't have to fucking lift 500 pounds, but the one I worked out is gonna be in much better condition. You do you have to do that?
SPEAKER_02But what's your end goal? Like, you're not like are you gonna live at 40 years? Just to be able to fight acres and fucking have a fuck fest uh when you're 70? You never know. You never know. Like, why like okay? My whole thing is like, do you so longevity?
SPEAKER_00Obviously, everybody's got a fucking time they're gonna shit the bed, but longevity, I want to be able to move and fucking do shit when I'm older. And if you fucking just do your average shit without working out, I'm telling you, you're gonna fucking be bed rated.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but we're all gonna die with it like at 80 years old.
SPEAKER_00So you might as well just so you might as well just eat now and fucking be 600 pounds.
SPEAKER_02So let's just say, no, I'm not saying take it to that extent, but what I'm saying is be average, right? What is the difference of being average versus being at the gym all the time, right?
SPEAKER_00When you're one, it's good mentally.
SPEAKER_02On average, right? Let's just say people die like 70s, 80s, usually, right? The difference from being an average 60, 70-year-old guy versus one that was super fit is not that much. Like you're not in your 20s anymore.
SPEAKER_00But it's enough to have a better quality of life than the person who never worked out.
SPEAKER_02But there's a dude that right now aspect.
SPEAKER_00Be able to move and do shit.
SPEAKER_02I don't think so.
SPEAKER_00Oh yeah. There's a dude right now is 70 years old, fucking doing box jumps and shit. Uh who gives a fuck about a boxing when you're 70? But I'm saying he's able to fucking move. There's a few of them. He's able to move. Try to try to fucking get any more.
SPEAKER_02That doesn't mean I want to fucking do that. Like, I think I think you're seeing it from the perspective of are you gonna be in Do you want to go to the gym when you're 70? Who gives a fuck if you're at the gym when you're 70?
SPEAKER_00Like, I don't think I'm gonna fucking be doing going to the gym and doing that. You're gonna be doing crossover 70. But I'll be fucking either going to the gym walking on a treadmill, lifting a couple weights here and there. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02But you can do that, you can do that, be average, lift a couple weights here and there.
SPEAKER_00What I'm saying is that's not being average. You're talking about the dude who doesn't go to the gym and then the one that does. You'll be way there's no way that you're not gonna be fitter than the person. You both be 70. There's no way you're not gonna be fitter than the other person.
SPEAKER_02Somebody that goes to the gym three to four times versus somebody that maybe goes once a week, right? Well, I don't know if that'll make a difference.
SPEAKER_00That might. I don't know. But the one I go once a week, at least they're moving.
SPEAKER_02You go more than I do. Yeah, you're going three to four days a week. I go once, maybe twice, right? Because all the shit that's going on. Long-term wise. I don't know if that's a difference. That's what I mean. Like, does it matter?
SPEAKER_00The average dude ain't even going once a week.
SPEAKER_02You think so? Hell no, they're not even fucking going.
SPEAKER_00Fuck no. They're fucking going home, doing their thing, going to work, then they sit home, they ain't doing it. Average person ain't doing that shit. No way.
SPEAKER_02I guess I guess I guess I'm seeing it from our perspective of like military, police. We work out, we at least have some sort of workout. I do. And I see myself as a fat fuck because I'm surrounded by people that are always at the gym.
SPEAKER_00You know what I mean? I I started doing that CrossFit shit for work.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So I could breathe and then get somewhat stronger.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So that's why I like it. And plus, it's better mental health-wise, because you're fucking just letting out all that fucking energy, and then it releases like some chemical that makes you fucking happier and shit. I'm telling you. Yeah. I like it. I'm always tired. It's fun. You gotta get some energy. I'm telling you.
SPEAKER_02I could drink as many energies and energy drinks as possible. Yeah, that shit don't work.
SPEAKER_00It doesn't work for me either. Energy drinks, I just drink it with vodka.
SPEAKER_02See, but like that's it. So energy drink does doesn't really get me like energy. Doesn't do shit. Coffee doesn't do it anymore.
SPEAKER_00No, it doesn't do it. I just had coffee when we were sitting there.
SPEAKER_02Uh I've been in the military long enough where this whole like fake motivation, like the I'm not saying David Goggins is fake motivation, but like the push your shit through, like your uh don't be a fucking lazy fuck.
SPEAKER_00Like I can see where he's saying you're still that dude's a little extreme.
SPEAKER_02Like like me physically, right? I'm still exhausted, right? I'm still tired, right? Like sleepy, no matter what. I can sleep 12 hours and be fucking right.
SPEAKER_00So build up your energy. Check your testosterone.
SPEAKER_02That's not there's no Yes, it does.
SPEAKER_00You go to the gym, you're gonna be tired when you get there. You're gonna you start working out, you have more energy.
SPEAKER_02And I'll still be tired when I leave.
SPEAKER_00No, you have more energy. I do. I can't well matter.
SPEAKER_02I do sometimes. I'm not. Saying this is a hundred percent of the time, right?
SPEAKER_00But check your testosterone.
SPEAKER_02I did.
SPEAKER_00Probably have like fucking nothing.
SPEAKER_02Probably. I wouldn't be having so many kids if I well, I'm not saying. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but you you might be if you're feeling tired all the time, maybe it's lower than what you think.
SPEAKER_02Maybe.
SPEAKER_00Or just fucking stop eating fucking Dominican Benny's and fucking go work out a little bit.
SPEAKER_02They gotta fucking uh sponsor us now.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. You gotta fucking you gotta hit the gym. You gotta. I'm telling you, it's good for you.
SPEAKER_02I have no time.
SPEAKER_00Men and women. You can do push-I you know what I'm doing? See, a lot of people they say I have no time.
SPEAKER_02I physically do it. I believe you. Yeah, I believe you. You know? Yeah, I believe it's definitely hard. The average person will say I have no time, and then they're at home fucking jerking off. Yeah. Right. When you have multiple jobs, multiple children.
SPEAKER_00No, I get it. No, no, I get that. You know? But maybe right before bed, do push-ups. So you know what I'm doing? I could. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02You're right.
SPEAKER_00I'm making expensive. Push-ups a day.
SPEAKER_02I'm starting to I used to do that when I was fucking in my 20s.
SPEAKER_00It's a pain in the ass. I just want to see if it does it. It is. Because you're like, nah, I got 50 more I gotta do. Yeah. So I'm like, fuck, I gotta do 50 more.
SPEAKER_02I used to do uh 100 push-ups, a hundred sit-ups, and uh I'm not doing that. That's too much. And a hundred body squats every day when I was like younger. Like when I first had joined the military.
SPEAKER_00So if you did that, you did like 50 each. You can bang that out in fucking 10 minutes.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00If you did every other day.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00There you go. You're doing your whole body. That's too much work. I'm just doing a push-up shit. My buddy allegedly says he says he does fucking 500. I don't see that. Yeah, no. There's no way you have time to do that.
SPEAKER_02Unless you're in like an office job that you're doing. Like you have an office to yourself, and you every like 30 minutes you got like a little timer going off. You're like, oh, I'm gonna bust out 10 or whatever. You're not doing 500.
SPEAKER_00100 is like fuck, I gotta squeeze in another fucking 20.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, because you can do 25 here, you know, 25 there. Before bed, you try to do 50.
SPEAKER_00So in the morning, I do 25. Yeah. After work I did 25, I gotta do 50 more. Maybe I'll do sets of 10 every commercial. Right. That's it. Uh so.
SPEAKER_02I don't know. I still think that if you're a little above our average, let's just say that, right? At my level. Like where you're going one to two times a week to the gym. Yeah, but that's good. Um two is better. Versus somebody that goes three, four, five times, right?
SPEAKER_00When you're 70, you're gonna be about the same. Yeah. Uh maybe. It depends on how dedicated you are and how much you're fucking what you're doing at the gym. If you're doing the same shit, but you're only going twice and this guy's going three or four times, uh it would be the same.
SPEAKER_02Let's let's let's Google it. Average uh like images, Google images. Average average uh male in there seventies versus seventy-year male.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. It also depends on your your genetics, but two uh equal equal people, yeah.
SPEAKER_02It says VO2 max drops significantly, so cardiovascular health. Yeah, but that's like if you're a fucking if you're gonna like like when you're 70, right? You're gonna try and spend time with your like family, like your fucking grandkids or kids or whatever for right? Your dog. You're not really like worried about like sure you are strength-wise.
SPEAKER_00Sure. What happens if you fall? You want to get yourself back up.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Now the one that doesn't work, he falls, and I was like, I'm stuck on the floor for 14 days.
SPEAKER_02Even if our our job, because I've actually dealt with that. That's crazy. Uh the people that that say that, they're like 80, 90 years old, right? Sometimes. Sometimes.
SPEAKER_00You ever see the motherfucker that doesn't take care of themselves? Dude looks like 50 or he's 50 or 60, looks like he's fucking 70. And then you can have somebody that took care of themselves and worked out who's like, yeah, I'm good. Fucking climbing ladders, doing shit. Yeah, there's a huge difference.
SPEAKER_02Let's see images. Let's see. There's a huge difference. I don't know.
SPEAKER_00I mean, the guy that says I'm 70, that's like an anomaly thing. Yeah, it's fucking Yeah, yeah. It's like a random fucking But I'm not saying you're gonna be cut up, but you're gonna be able to move and do shit. 70 is a new 30. Uh I guess. Yeah, there's gonna be a huge difference.
SPEAKER_03I guess.
SPEAKER_00You get somebody that doesn't do shit. Their muscle tone is fucking, and your muscles the first to go. Your muscle tone is gonna be shit.
SPEAKER_02Who's fucking looking at you when you're seven?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but your muscles move your body. So I'm not saying you have to be fucking jacked, but if you have muscle tone and growth in there, you're gonna be way better. I want to get off the couch. If there's a fire, you're fucked. Because you're not working out, you're not gonna be able to get out.
SPEAKER_02I guess my thing is like if you're average, I think it's good enough when you're 70. Versus versus having versus being a super fit 70 year old.
SPEAKER_00It's all genetics. If you have good genetics, then maybe average is perfect for you. You could probably lift a sandbag once and get jacked.
SPEAKER_02What I mean is average, right?
SPEAKER_00Average, average 70-year-old. Then you're gonna look like the average 70-year-old.
SPEAKER_02Versus a really fit seven-year-old.
SPEAKER_00Like what's gonna be a huge difference. A really fit fucking athlete. Like, what's the point? Is looking way better and able to function better than the average seven-year-old. You will look like the average 70 70-year-old if you're an average dude. If you work out, you're gonna look like a 7-year-old that worked out and took care of himself. Yeah, he's still gonna have fucking back pain and herpes and shit. And not herpes hemorrhoids. You see what I'm saying? Yeah. But he's still gonna be able to fucking.
SPEAKER_02I guess my thing is like I don't see the point. Like you're 70 years old, who gives a fuck?
SPEAKER_00So you're just giving up at 70, like fuck it, you might as well just kill yourself.
SPEAKER_02No, I'm not saying kill yourself.
SPEAKER_00What I'm saying is like once you hit 70, kill yourself.
SPEAKER_02Like you're like people that are like, mind you, I went to school for fitness.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I got a degree in fitness, right? But but my thing is like, where is the line of like like I get it, people go to the gym because they like being at the gym. They're like, whatever. Yeah, I like doing it. But like long term, like you can say, like, oh, it's a benefit better or whatever.
SPEAKER_00It might add five years to your life. I don't know. I don't know. I guess it can adds, but it at least your quality of life will be better.
SPEAKER_02But how? Like, I'm not fucking.
SPEAKER_00You're gonna be able to move.
SPEAKER_02I can move now. What's a fucking?
SPEAKER_00Let's say you want to walk up the stairs, you can play I do that now. Yeah, well, that's a fucking problem. That's a problem. I don't do it when I walk up the stairs.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you do. No way. Breathing heavy? Fuck no. I have heard you, Frank.
SPEAKER_00Hell no.
SPEAKER_02Hell yeah. Walking upstairs. Hell no.
SPEAKER_00No way.
SPEAKER_02Exhausted, tired, defending.
SPEAKER_00We could work out. We could go to the we could be at the uh our spot where we work.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00We have a good gym there. We could do a fucking workout.
SPEAKER_03Sure.
SPEAKER_00We could do what we'll do. We could do. We could do, okay.
SPEAKER_02This will be easy. The assault bike. Nope. That's right.
SPEAKER_00Oh, you can do that too, but watch this. You ready? I'm I'm thinking of it right now. This is something easy.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00We could do and I like doing this shit. I think it's called Cindy or whatever the fuck it is. 5, 10, 15. So you do five pull-ups, 10 push-ups, 15 air squats. Then what we do, then what we do is we get we take you could take like 45 45 pound plates or dumbbells, get that, walk up one flight, you know, walk up to the fourth floor, and then walk back down and then do Cindy again. So you do that maybe five times.
SPEAKER_02I I die within the first round.
SPEAKER_00You're just walking. But you have a 45-pound dumbbell in each hand.
SPEAKER_02I wouldn't die within the first round, but I'd be fucking. Or we could do it. I'd be fucking hit very heavy.
SPEAKER_00Who who stops? Like who uh who quits? How many rounds who can get more rounds?
SPEAKER_02Ooh. That's a good one.
SPEAKER_00Me or you.
SPEAKER_02No matter how long it takes.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I guess until the next one quits. Gotta put a time limit.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, because we won't. No, because that'd be like a race. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_00I would say after the fucking fourth round, you're probably fucking.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah, my quads would be toast going up the stairs and doing air squats.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, we can see who gets the most rounds. We can do that. We could do it. We have a 40-minute uh timer. Or an hour timer. 40 minutes would be a lot. Yeah. We can do 40 minutes. Amrap for 40 minutes. Yeah. And we could see who gets the most rounds.
SPEAKER_02You will.
SPEAKER_00We'll see who gets that's a good one. Dude, all the way up to the fucking fourth floor? That's a lot of stairs. That'd be like 10 minutes right there. Alright. I think we uh reached the limit. Yeah. So there'll be a fitness competition. Frank Nasty's fitness. Which will never happen because we'll do one round. Go up to the fourth floor on the steps. And we'll be like, this is stupid. This is fucking dope. We got 40 minutes of this shit. Yeah, let's do it. Alright, yo. Alright, I'm out of here, motherfucking pizza.
SPEAKER_03See you.