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So Miss Chula.
SPEAKER_00Yes.
SPEAKER_02Okay. We'll get a little closer. Okay. There you go. Okay. So excuse me. Oh, you remember when we used to do that? When we worked at that place and we remember. At that place we worked at together. Yes, we can say this. I'm trying to keep everything discreet. We worked at that place and we would sit side by side in stalls and you would do to the sound. But can you still do it from your armpit?
SPEAKER_08Yeah, he can.
SPEAKER_02Alright, everybody, listen. From his fucking armpit. You can't beat that shit. But you still be able to make the double sound. Do the double. So there we go, the double. So while we were working, we were late teens, early 20s. It had to be 20s, early 20s. I don't remember. So anyway, you can talk. You can say hello. Say something. Say hello, Zach.
SPEAKER_05Why don't vegetarians moan during sex? Why is that? They don't want to admit that meat makes them feel good. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02So we would sit in the stall instead of working and catching thieves. We would sit in the stall and uh make fart noises. Do you remember when that master the masturbator was masturbating towards you?
SPEAKER_05We had to call the authorities.
SPEAKER_02So can you you remember what happened? What happened? Yes, you do. I don't. I think you were looking in the mirror and you looked in the mirror. I remember this, if I'm remembering correctly. You were looking in the mirror, and you saw the crack between the stall door and the wall, and then the guy was going.
SPEAKER_05It was disturbing.
SPEAKER_02So what happened? Is that what happened? Talk about it. You can tell me.
SPEAKER_05I buried that.
SPEAKER_02He's a little nervous. Zach is a little nervous. We're not being nobody could okay. Nobody's listening to us live. We're gonna come back to the masturbation story unless. Okay. So we're gonna go back to uh Miss Chula, which uh she has to gain my trust back again because I said to her, I found these chulas on Instagram. I didn't know they existed besides like that movie colors.
SPEAKER_05So before before what what what are chulas?
SPEAKER_02That's a good question. And I would ask Miss Chula, but obviously she lied and I thought they were related to her, but they aren't. So what's a chula? A chula is what's a chula? What's your deal?
SPEAKER_05A chula is a beautiful boy. Chula is a beautiful girl. What's your chulo?
SPEAKER_08Chulo is a beautiful boy.
SPEAKER_05What what is your demo?
SPEAKER_02What's a chola?
SPEAKER_08A chola is a gangster.
SPEAKER_02That's what I'm trying to say. See, I'm fucking saying this shit. You're not even correcting me. And and you speak the language.
SPEAKER_05So we're gonna prove a we're gonna we're gonna prove a point here.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_05What is a Mexican's favorite sport? You have to be able to answer this if you're on a podcast.
SPEAKER_02I would say soccer.
SPEAKER_05You would, but it's actually it's actually cross-country.
SPEAKER_02That was a good one. I never heard that one. That was very good. I like that. So Chola? Chola. Okay. So I uh I sent out a I saw okay. First I was in Costco. I think I talked about this before. I saw a real life chola. It was a dude. Here? Yeah, Connecticut, yep. So I couldn't stop staring at him.
SPEAKER_08That's pretty far.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. So dude, he had the hair, the fucking socks, the shoes, the shorts, the t-shirt, the fucking plaid shirt, everything.
SPEAKER_05If it's a guy, it's a it's a cholo.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, a cholo. A cholo. So I saw a real life cholo, and I couldn't stop staring at him, and then he looked at me, staring at him, and I was like, Did you give the nod? No, cholo, but I can't fucking give a cholo nod. Can't do that shit.
SPEAKER_08Did you look away?
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_08Fucking real quick.
SPEAKER_02And then I had a gun in my man. I was like, fuck this, dude. I'm out of here. I don't know if he just came from fucking St. Quentin or he's just visiting his mom. Who knows? I could try. He could be on the run. Yeah, I don't know what he's doing. So then my phone must have known I saw Chola. Chulo. What the fuck is Cholo? Cholo. Take three. Yep. No. So then I saw on my feed. Cholo Chulo. Cholo. Chola. Dude with the big long fucking nails.
SPEAKER_06They got that fucking low runder hat.
SPEAKER_02Right? That fucking hat. And then uh, so they had the hat on and everything, and they had tattoos on their neck and on their face, and they were like chol it out with like one leg like at a 90 degree, the other one like at a 45 degree, and they're standing. So I was like, this is dope. So I was like, fuck this, I'm following them.
SPEAKER_08Do they lean as they walk?
SPEAKER_02Everything. I gotta go on my phone and find out who the fuck they damn it, I love my phone. Anyway, so then I go to Miss Chola over here, and I send her a text in confidence. I figured she's from the native land of Mexico. And I'm like, she's gonna know everything. So I said, hey, do you are those things still around? Nothing. Sorry, don't fucking no dry-by shit. Those cholas still around? And she, or is this an act? She's like, no, I have like three family members that are cholas. And I believed her. And what else did you say?
SPEAKER_08I said, one's smiley, once happy.
SPEAKER_02I believed you.
SPEAKER_01I know you did.
SPEAKER_02Yep. And I went when I went to the gym and I went to work, I was like, yo, we'll say cousins. My cousin has cholas in her family. And I was showing them the thing, like, no way. She's like, wait, what's you're Italian? I'm like, yeah, it's a long story. Don't worry about it. She's adopted and whatever. Like she crossed over and she ended up in our trunk, and my family took her in. And yeah, anyway, long story short, but so I was like, Yeah. I said, She's like, uh, oh, they were like, so does she have like pictures of them and everything? And I was supposed to send you a text. I mean, I I forgot.
SPEAKER_08I would have Google them.
SPEAKER_02So I'm bragging to people like I know Cholas, and you fucking lied to me the whole time. It's fucked up. What were their names? Smiley?
SPEAKER_08Miss Happy. La Smiley.
SPEAKER_02You definitely a thousand percent have them in your family.
SPEAKER_08Um you have to. I you know, I don't. I I I was I'm thinking, no. No, I don't. I don't, but I know people that have them in their family.
SPEAKER_02Have you ever seen one live like in the native native side of the California, LA? No shit. Yes. And they're like fucking serious.
SPEAKER_08Oh, you can't even look at them because if they if they catch you looking at them or staring, it's like uh disrespect. Yes. I'm staring at the motherfucking puppy.
SPEAKER_11And not because of homie.
SPEAKER_08No, no, no. It's more like You didn't do it though. But it's more like, do you have a staring problem? Like, what are you looking at? And it's like the tear coming out of your eye, tattooed.
SPEAKER_10Like, I'm staring at all the people you killed on your face, you fucker.
SPEAKER_02That's what I'm looking at. I haven't seen dude. Colors was the last time I saw one. Do you like tacos? I I love tacos. They're delicious.
SPEAKER_05What's your favorite taco? Beef. Wait a second. How do you say if you were if you were to order if you were to go to a Mexican taco taquerilla? So If you're a taco, how would you order it?
SPEAKER_02As a Native American, I would say, can I get a beef burrito with no beans, rice, that white stuff, not semen, and the green stuff. And then a little bit of the red stuff. That's exactly how I would order it.
SPEAKER_08I think that's American.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_02I would definitely say that shit.
SPEAKER_05So do you like burritos or do you like tacos?
SPEAKER_02I like tacos, you fucker. I'm not fun for this ditty shit. Catch me, you fucking slipping bitch. I'm a chola. Chulo.
SPEAKER_00Chulo, fuck.
SPEAKER_05Do you like tacos?
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_05What's your favorite taco?
SPEAKER_00Fish. A beef.
SPEAKER_05Beef taco. So what's the best way to eat a taco? Do you actually turn the taco? Or do you turn your head?
unknownTurn the taco.
SPEAKER_09Turn the head.
SPEAKER_05One of the best ways with the legs out.
SPEAKER_02Worst fucking day of OT. OT. I'm such a fucking idiot.
SPEAKER_09It's like your heart was in the right place, but then it was a bad day.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_09I hate it when I hate it.
SPEAKER_02So I had a road job. So that's directing traffic. Right? Yeah.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Then I canceled that shit because then Was that your choice? Yeah. Because then something else better came out. It was like a security at a security scene, something, whatever.
SPEAKER_09Perfect.
SPEAKER_02So all you do is sit there.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_02At the security scene. So I was like, fuck that. I'm taking that shit. I know I'll get it.
SPEAKER_03Yep.
SPEAKER_02Then my buddy who does the math for all the overtime, he's like, he does all the statistics. Like he does so much overtime, he knows, dude, you're not going to get it because this guy had this and that guy had it. That's all he's into is overtime.
SPEAKER_09So he knows.
SPEAKER_02So he's like, dude, there's no way you're getting that shit.
SPEAKER_09You're not getting it.
SPEAKER_02He goes, he goes, you could work the main desk. You know.
SPEAKER_09Which isn't usually too, too bad.
SPEAKER_02No, it's usually fucking awesome. Chill. Yeah. Usually he's like, you could do that instead because you'll get that. Because he did all the math.
SPEAKER_09Yeah. So he knew.
SPEAKER_02He's like, I guarantee you're gonna get that one instead.
SPEAKER_09Yep.
SPEAKER_02So he was right, I got it. So I was like, fuck it, I'll work.
SPEAKER_09No problem.
SPEAKER_02I do it. Nothing but fucking before dude. It was one o'clock by the time I fucking finished moving. Oh my god. And I still had to keep it moving. Dude. All day.
SPEAKER_09I didn't like it. Not a good day. I didn't like it. And now tomorrow is back to regular regular patrol. Regular patrol.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god!
SPEAKER_09It's gonna be a great day.
SPEAKER_02It wasn't till you just said that.
SPEAKER_09Did I jinx it? No. No, I didn't. Any of my I put it into the sky. What's it called?
SPEAKER_02Universal. Anybody who's in the field, whether it could be nursing, could be fire, could be police, could be anything. You said some fucked up shit.
SPEAKER_09I didn't know that. Is that like you shouldn't say that?
SPEAKER_02No. We'll find out tomorrow. And I'm gonna do a special.
SPEAKER_09A special. We need a reflect. I'll do a fucking post-shift rant.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it's gonna be a quick rant. Post shift. It could be like, hey guys, I'm out on time by and that's it.
SPEAKER_09And it was not a good day.
SPEAKER_02Your phone's gonna fucking ring.
SPEAKER_09I'm gonna get a call tomorrow.
SPEAKER_02And we're gonna be on fucking air.
SPEAKER_09Oh my gosh, please do that. That would be hilarious.
SPEAKER_02Trampoline is a fucking Olympic sport.
SPEAKER_09So are they just jumping out of trampoline?
SPEAKER_02They're jumping up and down doing stupid shit.
SPEAKER_09Almost like gymnastics, like almost like because gymnasts like do this, but like without bouncy shit underneath you.
SPEAKER_02Yes.
SPEAKER_09So yeah, this is stupid.
SPEAKER_02It's fucking dumb.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_02It's what you put your kids in when you want to lock them up and like maybe take a shower quick. You fucking close them in a little put them in the trampoline. You put them in a trampoline. But like with the fence around. With the net and shit, and they get locked in the table.
SPEAKER_09It's bouncy and fun for them.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that's fucking dumb. You're an adult. There's see, I think that someone who's a trampoline artist that made it to the Olympics has gotta be Rain Man. Yeah. I'm telling you.
SPEAKER_09It's wild.
SPEAKER_02How the fuck do your friends I gotta go to trampoline practice? You're a fucking loser.
SPEAKER_09I had a trampoline when I was a kid. It was awesome.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. But did you want to make a sport out of it? No. And I bet you if you said, hey dad, I'm gonna be an Olympian, and he's a punch you right in your fucking mouth. Yes. Trampolining is stupid.
SPEAKER_09What's teaking? Did I see that on the list? What's teaking? Do I sound stupid? I don't know. Go back to or even on the website. I got it on the list right there. No, I swear I saw teaking. And I was like, what the fuck is that?
SPEAKER_02Teak Taekwondo.
SPEAKER_09Taekwondo.
SPEAKER_02Tiking.
SPEAKER_09I was like, what the fuck is that?
SPEAKER_02You mean Taekwondo, motherfucker? You not read the motherfucker.
SPEAKER_01I mean I exam.
SPEAKER_02Joey Domino. When you used to uh ride through the woods by yourself and you crashed and broke all your body parts, did you ever find any mushrooms there? No. I wish I did. When you face planted into the fucking I wish I did.
SPEAKER_07I wish I did, because I'd be a lot better about it. The crashes I had.
SPEAKER_02So he was telling me one day, and I forgot the story because I was busy. But he was telling me I remember parts of it. What a friend. Yeah. He was telling me the story when you were riding by yourself practicing. He used to be a fucking uh pro uh rider.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I wasn't a pro, but whatever.
SPEAKER_02Close to it.
SPEAKER_07Like dirt bike? Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Close to it. You know, he was good enough to uh had a sponsor.
SPEAKER_07I was having a good time.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. And this motherfucker crashed in the woods, almost died, had to fucking well, you could tell the story.
SPEAKER_07Oh, okay. I think it was about 24. So 24 years ago. 2000. Okay. So I was 20-something years old. And uh I worked for a bike shop. So I got pre-stuff or discounted stuff. And they're the the shop that gave me the bike to race and stuff like that. So years later, a couple years later, I was riding, and um I never told you the whole story, but we'll go into it now. Yeah. So I got out of work one day. I said I get I was supposed to go to uh look at a condo with my ex. So that's you. Yes. So we were supposed to go look at a condo, and I had time to kill. I went home, I figured I'd go for riding for a while in the woods in uh the old Tuck and um ended up ended up crashing about a quarter mile in the woods by myself with no cell phone. This is this is back 24 years ago. We didn't have cell phone. No, nothing really. No. So in back then, like I I would ride and I'd be like, I come around a corner, you do something wacky, and like, is this gonna this gonna be the one that takes me out? Or you know, you always think weird stuff like that. I never saw it coming. Next thing I know, I'm in the woods alone, broken femurs, both femurs are snapped in half. And I'm just like, How am I gonna get how am I gonna get my bike out of here? And then I'm like, how the fuck am I gonna get out of here? My goddamn bike. So I I just screamed like a bitch. Out of like till somebody, some guy's backyard, yeah, over off of uh City Hill Street over in Naughty there. Yep. You're lucky. You know where the firehouse is? Over there in the woods. Oh, you didn't go into shock. Yeah. Well, I wasn't shocked, but luckily I stayed conscious enough to scream like a little lady. I would have. So then the guy came out and little, you know, he called the fire department. They had to bring a Stokes basket to get me out of the woods. What the fuck's that? It's uh the baskets that they have to get people out of the mountains in the woods. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Damn, yeah, one of those. Yeah, so then all I remember is I was in such shock. The uh the paramedics like, are you sure your legs are broke? I'm like, they're broke, I know they're broke. I could like my You think they were all numbed up where I just couldn't feel your body was in uh shock, just protecting your organs, you know. Yeah. So then I ended up at the hospital, and I don't think I ever told you any of this, but uh I had the surgery for both femurs, getting rods in both legs. Yeah. From the surgery, I went into a coma. Get the fuck out of here. What did it feel like to be in a coma? I slept like a baby.
SPEAKER_02They induced you or you went to the clock.
SPEAKER_07No, no, I threw a clot for my femur. It's called the uh fatty embolus. Dang. And uh went into a coma. Don't I remember coming out of it a little, and then once I came out of it, it was like I had a huge concussion. Like you're you're like, oh, you're in a hospital, but you had a motorcycle accident. I'm like, all right. Where are we? Why am we going where are we going home? I had no idea what was going on. Oh shit. Yeah. So then I went from a hospital in Waterbury to a rehab hospital in Wallingford. Gaylord rehab was pretty good. Damn. And then I had to learn how to first I had to learn I had speech therapy, occupational therapy.
SPEAKER_02Speech therapy. Yeah. It fucked up your speech.
SPEAKER_07Holy shit! So then I had occupational therapy because when I was in a coma, everything from the waist down wasn't moving.
SPEAKER_02So the the coma fuck the coma fucked up your speech then.
SPEAKER_07No, well the lack of oxygen to my brain from Oh, from the clot? It went to my lung. Oh, my lung. Oh. Lack of oxygen to my brain put me in a coma. That's why you broke my fucking bathroom. Anyway, guys. So I I can remember I remember bits and pieces. Like I I literally thought about this the other day. I remember a large majority of that period of time, but I can't remember specifics of like well when I was in a coma, obviously. But when I came out, I kind of I'm very the details are very vivid of what happened. I came out, and when I finally got to Gaylord, and I'm like, I'm thinking, oh, I remember riding that day. Oh and then it all started coming back. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02What did it feel like being in a coma? Do you did you know you were in a coma?
SPEAKER_07No, I it's just like did you hear people talking? What? That's true. But it it's you're you're plus I was medicated. You gotta you I'm medicated, so yeah. Has anybody ever taken I was on OxyContin at the time before it became a huge you know drug for of abuse. Yeah. But at the time it was in and who knows what I was given in the hospital. You it's like a mind eraser when you're on that those heavy drugs.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but you could hear people.
SPEAKER_07I was able to hear people. I remember I remember names, people that I have no idea what they look like.
SPEAKER_02But did you just feel tired? Like, all right, so you're in a coma. Like Yeah. I don't know if I'm gonna go. And you hear people talking.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_02But did it feel like you wanted to talk back and be like, hey, or you just felt like you were tired, you heard people talking, just like I'm going to sleep.
SPEAKER_07I just heard voices and stuff like that. But I but there was time, like I had no concept of reality. So like everybody would leave for the night every night, and I'd go home, and I would call my ex and I'd call her and be like, Come pick me up, I'm in a phone booth.
SPEAKER_02After the coma, obviously.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. And they're like, You're in the hospital. I'm like, speepy ass. I got out, I'm in a phone booth. Come and get me.
SPEAKER_02Oh, you're fucked up. Fuck that.
SPEAKER_07What's she called the hospital and they're like, No, we see him sitting in his room, he's good. He's not in the phone booth. We're gonna take his phone away from him for now. I think he got out. I think he's out. No, no, no, he's right here.
SPEAKER_02Nope, that motherfucker's in the phone booth. You better check. Well, I'm looking at him right here. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07And I was on like a strict diet because obviously you're post-surgery and all that crap. Damn. So I remember like people were at the my family was visiting me and they're like, all right, we're gonna go to McDonald's and get lunch. I'm like, Can you bring me something back, please? Like, no, you can't eat this stuff right now. Oh my god. I just want a chicken nut. So I was in a hospital for 33 days.
SPEAKER_02Damn, dude, that's like a fucking eight million dollar fucking stack.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, it was expensive. Luckily I had good insurance at the time, PHS. They dropped their ass right off the bat. No, no. But uh, and here's the funny thing. Two weeks prior to the crash, my employer um signed me up for insurance. So I had insurance coverage. Oh shit.
SPEAKER_02You got lucky.
SPEAKER_07And also they signed me up for short-term disability because I've been working there two years, like, you know, you should really think about doing like all right, yeah. Trying to become an adult.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, because you're acting like a big thing. I was living home at the time. They knew you were acting like an asshole.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, so I luckily, but then when I had the the the injury, it took a week or two because they were trying to fight, you know, they were not gonna cover me. But then they ended up they were paying me five, six hundred dollars a week.
SPEAKER_11Oh shit.
SPEAKER_07Tax-free.
SPEAKER_11Back then, that's a lot.
SPEAKER_07And I was in the hospital for I I was out of work from October, no, May to Oct November. Damn. So they were paying me short-term disability for six months.
SPEAKER_02Holy shit.
SPEAKER_07And then uh my insurance bills, god, they were probably quarter to half a million dollars. That I only it was a five hundred dollar copay. That was it. Back in the day, you're not gonna get that now.
SPEAKER_02Hell no. No, you're not. Holy shit. Well, I don't have any cool stories like that. They were mad they approved you.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, they they didn't want it, but they had to. Holy shit. Yeah. Then uh I got back to work sh shortly after October, I think. I ended up had getting married at the time. Yeah. And then I got back to work n uh part-time. And then slowly got back to work. No shit. And two years later I was fighting the war on terror. That's dumb.
SPEAKER_02Damn, we're retarded. I know. Why would you do all that stuff, stupid shit? What? The war? Yeah, I go to fight again.
SPEAKER_07I was already in the army before I had the accident. So I'm surprised they didn't uh give you a disability to get out. No, well, it wasn't didn't wasn't caused from there. But what happened was I got mobilized in 2001. Yeah. And I told them I hey, listen, I just had a bad motorcycle injury. It was it was after 9-11, so it was Afghanistan. And they're like, alright, you're not gonna go. So then 2002 came around, they're like, every swinging dick is gone. You're gone. Holy shit. So I'm like, alright, I had just I had actually had an infection in my right leg. They pulled the the rod out, so I have no rod in the in the right leg anymore. And I remember when I went to Iraq or Kuwait, I had I was post-surgery maybe two months of getting a rod taken off the room. How the fuck did they accept you? Because I was able to walk and run around like normal, and I was didn't have eight. I would have faked limping.
SPEAKER_02I would have been like I am a bitch. I got flat feet. Yep.
SPEAKER_07Flat feet. Fuck that shit. It happened. And uh history.
SPEAKER_06You're a better man than me. The Carmen Jones four-year-old grandson was excited to tell her about his first day in school, but Jones is hurting inside, not knowing what sexually transmitted diseases her grandson may now have.
SPEAKER_04The doctors at Scottish Wright were saying that if it was some sort of herpes, that you know, in seven to ten, it would lapse last about seven to ten days.
SPEAKER_02This motherfucker had herpes.
SPEAKER_04Sure enough, um, after about ten days, he started getting better and go back.
SPEAKER_09The poor baby.
SPEAKER_02Okay, so God damn it, not I hit the wrong button.
SPEAKER_00There we go.
SPEAKER_06The Carmen Jones four-year-old grandson was excited to tell her about his first day in school, but Jones is hurting inside, not knowing what sexually transmitted diseases her grandson may now have.
SPEAKER_04The doctors at Scottish Wright were saying that if it was some sort of herpes that, you know, in seven to ten, it would lapse last about seven to ten days. And sure enough, um, after about ten days he started getting better, and but then the blisters reappeared.
SPEAKER_06Joan says she, her grandson, and other family members stayed at the Wyndham Hotel in downtown Atlanta on July 3rd.
SPEAKER_02Those ghetto ass fucking shithole city fucking hotels never stay in there.
SPEAKER_06Good. That's when they got up the next morning. Her grandson found a used condom in their bed.
SPEAKER_04I ran out the bath.
SPEAKER_06So found a used condom.
SPEAKER_02Let me put it in my fucking mouth.
SPEAKER_04And my grandson had a um a condom in his mouth. I mean, the his tongue was in in the condom.
SPEAKER_03Oh my god.
SPEAKER_06There was semen in there. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_04You know, he was trying to blow it up. And to add even more worry and fear to Miss Till had, you know, what appeared to be semen in the condom. And um I wanted to take the condom.
SPEAKER_09What appeared to be an ice cream cone?
SPEAKER_03What?
SPEAKER_09Probably frosting. Frosting. There's frosting in my balloon, Mom. I'm gonna lick it out. Oh fucking gross. Where were they on vacation? Did they say where they were?
SPEAKER_04In George. Georgia or Carolina? In the condom. And um, I wanted to take the condom and to have it tested.
SPEAKER_06But Joan says the manager at the windom would not let her take the condom. She says after 24 hours, her son started throwing up, he developed a fever, and started showing signs of a possible STD.
SPEAKER_04They don't like little white blisters all on the it was on the top of his mouth.
SPEAKER_02You could get that that fast. I'm telling you, she she will talk.
SPEAKER_09I almost got her this time. Oh, that's terrible. But anyway.
SPEAKER_02Have you ever seen this?
SPEAKER_09Yeah, it doesn't go away. Is there any cure for this? No, but I I definitely wouldn't think uh it would be that quick.
SPEAKER_02Can you turn the mic on, please? No, I'm just kidding, that's disgusting. But that can be that quick.
SPEAKER_06Twenty-four hours started throwing up, he developed a fever I could see the throwing up thing and started showing signs of a possible STD.
SPEAKER_04It was on the top of his mouth, um, on his tongue, inside the mouth, inside the lip, the bottom lip. It was all over.
SPEAKER_06So we went to the Wyndham Hotel with our tough questions only to find out that the Wyndham no longer owns the building. A Georgia State University bought it and turned it into student dorms. So we called the Windham Corporate Offices.
SPEAKER_10At the town, please record your message.
SPEAKER_06Jones wants answers about the dirty room. She fears the answers she may get from doctors about her grandson.
SPEAKER_01You definitely don't want, you know, to come back as, you know, HIV or probably better off with HIV.
SPEAKER_02At least you could get rid of that shit. Can't get rid of herpes. Alright, so what happened?
SPEAKER_05So I look I go out with a friend, and uh this is when I started being a little active again. We're playing like basketball. Oh, okay. We're playing basketball.
SPEAKER_08I think you want to back up to how you acquire this.
SPEAKER_05No, no, no. Okay. So um we went and uh we played basketball. So I think I was getting out of work, so I literally went home, changed, took it over to the court, and I realized I still have my watch on and I put it in the car. I play basketball and I wanna say something distracted me. I go into the house, bring something in for the kids, go to bed, everything's good. Yeah. I started waking up this is before the gym. I started waking up in the morning going for walks.
SPEAKER_08Right, because I think we had just gone back from Europe, and at this time, you know, you're you're still kind of jet lagged, so you're getting up at like three, four in the morning, and you can go back to sleep. So he started going to into walks.
SPEAKER_05No, no, I started, I just started walking. So I got up. Yeah. So you're up and I went for my walk.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_05And as I'm walking, I'm listening, and I'm and I'm listening to my AirPods, and all of a sudden I'm thinking, shit, I left the watch in the car. Oh fuck. Oh fuck, is right. A good watch. This watch. Oh no. What kind of watch is that for? No, no, no, no. It's not important.
SPEAKER_02It's a very expensive watch. It starts with R. We'll just leave it at that. So ends with X.
SPEAKER_05I I go. I go, and I'm like, for some reason I had this feeling. I was like, that one time I forget to bring it in. Don't tell me it happened. Yeah.
SPEAKER_08I think you called me, or you texted me.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, so I I I basically go home. First thing I do is go into the car. The car is unlocked. Oh fuck. My glove box is open. Do no way. No, I'm straight up. Alright. I look everywhere. Gone.
SPEAKER_02It's not there. The art of the X is gone.
SPEAKER_05It's not there. I have a few things missing. Everything that was in my glove box is in my passenger seat.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_05So clearly something happened. But then you try to mentally trick yourself, right? No, this didn't happen. So then I go upstairs. I'm like, okay, I put it somewhere else. Check everywhere. Go back downstairs. Look everywhere again. Then you check it a third time. Then you come to realization. It's gone.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_05So then there's nothing I can do. I don't have cameras. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. Completely fuck. So as in most things, right? When shit happens, you gotta move on and you gotta just keep pushing forward. Yeah. But this was given to me.
SPEAKER_02Yes, I understand. Right. Yeah. It was handed down.
SPEAKER_05Right.
SPEAKER_02Correct.
SPEAKER_05But it was, I mean and then uh so I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking. I was like, you know what? Let me let me create a police report. Yeah. Right? So I'd go online, create a police report, it wouldn't let me do it.
SPEAKER_11You gotta go online and do that shit over over there?
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Oh wow. Yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_08So maybe the website wasn't working, right?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, so I did it online, and for some reason it wasn't working.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Right? So it wouldn't let me put it through.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_05So I was like, oh fuck it. You know what? There's nothing I can do. So then what did I do? I started looking online all these different postings and couldn't find it. Right? Someone was selling it. Yeah, at some point. Someone was gonna pawn it off or some shit. At some point it's gonna come up. So then we're talking about two weeks going by, and I'm like in this fucking furious mood.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I would be too.
SPEAKER_05Right. So and it shit just happened, right? So I'm like, hmm, it not even five months go by.
SPEAKER_08And it's been that long from that time to time that it was that it was that it was handed on to him.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. So okay, I got it. Got it.
SPEAKER_05I'm just gonna so all all this is going on, and I'm just a fucking ticking time bomb.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, because you're yeah. Right.
SPEAKER_05I get it. Interesting. I finally find a posting. Wait, didn't you I find I you do you want to tell a story? No. So Chula. I I I I I I finally find the posting, right?
SPEAKER_02So what's the posting?
SPEAKER_05I see something on Facebook Marketplace.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_05Watch. From what it looks like.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_05But so I text the guy.
SPEAKER_02Real quick, they're advertising the R to the X. Yes. That's for sale. For sale, which should never be on a Facebook Marketplace type of thing because it's a luxury. There's a lot of people. There's a lot of people. But I'm just saying, so it's not like you're gonna find that anywhere. It's a luxury item that's custom made, pretty much. There's yeah, yeah. Mostly you're gonna know it.
SPEAKER_05You're gonna know it, right? But the picture was distorted, which is another fuck, right? Because if you're if you're gonna really try to sell one, right, you're gonna have clear pictures, you're gonna have a lot of information. So very limited info, distorted picture. I was like, this motherfucker.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_05So I I asked him a question like I'm very vague, vague and novice, right? Hey, what's this? Then I go back with this guy for like two days. Your heart must have been fucking and then thumping. I want to meet now. I kind of gave him the impression I wasn't interested. I was just looking, let it go for 24 hours, came back. I was like, let's say let's meet. Yeah. Long story short, we set up a meeting. And I tell Chula, like, this is gonna be my location.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_05I'm just telling you where I'm going and what I'm doing. Because what I do, if it was that watch, you don't want uh if something happened that was bad, I didn't know what was gonna happen.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, he's like, Oh, you want to take my gun.
SPEAKER_05But I I literally went and I met with this guy, and it wasn't well because you want to protect yourself.
SPEAKER_02It wasn't it because obviously, if you if that guy is the type of person who stole it, they could be the type of guy that could hurt you, so you need to defend yourself, right?
SPEAKER_05Right, right. Correct. So long story short, um, it wasn't it wasn't it. Right? So then now I'm I'm going through this anger, upset, frustrated. Then a letdown, yeah. Then I'm at a point where it's like I now it's replacement, right? So I actually went to purchase it. And I was negotiating.
SPEAKER_02Wait a second, time out, time out, time out. So the guy you went to that wasn't it?
SPEAKER_05It wasn't it wasn't it, no.
SPEAKER_02But then how'd you so how'd you get to the replacement part?
SPEAKER_05Uh because I I needed to replace it. Whether I bought the same one or I bought one very similar to me, that was I get it, like a symbol uh symbol.
SPEAKER_02Right, right. So now you found the other watch. You found the other one, right?
SPEAKER_08With what we haven't gotten there yet.
SPEAKER_02Oh, okay, go ahead.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah. So then I and now I get home and I really thought to myself, it's like I was driving there knowing. And I would and I put all this in in pictures. Like, this guy's gonna be a dick. I'm gonna approach him and it's like, look, bud, you clearly got caught. You're gonna walk away with your fucking life, and I'm gonna take it back, or you're not getting out of here. Yeah. And then what would have happened, right? I'm thinking about now I'm going to prison, or what's gonna happen with my kids. Yeah, all this flashed in front of my eyes, right? Yeah, and I and I literally at that point didn't give a fuck.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_05So that scared me. Because I think I didn't care.
SPEAKER_08He didn't care. You don't understand that. Yeah, I get it.
SPEAKER_05I do understand. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, I think you do. You will.
SPEAKER_02Like this, that would be like this, right?
SPEAKER_08But it it's it's like it's like two people handed it down to him.
SPEAKER_05But it's like this probably worth thousand dollars, but but still, it it it it it's it's somebody's getting fucked. What I did was I was like, fuck this. I don't I don't know why it didn't work. And clearly I probably made a mistake. Yeah, I put in a police report.
SPEAKER_08No, but I think you you I think you before that he he mentioned to me that he wanted to just buy it right out. And I said, listen, like just buy it, make it, and and just like buy a replacement, just make it just as well, yeah. Taken, and then that's fine. Like, as long as it's the same exact thing that you had before. Yeah, that's fine. Like, like I wouldn't even care. I don't even care.
SPEAKER_02So then I found one. So now you're fine. I found one. I found one and replacement. Okay, got it.
SPEAKER_05Exactly.
SPEAKER_08That looks just the same as what you lost.
SPEAKER_05Okay, and and and it and it was infuriating that I had too fast. It is what it is, right? So then I decided fuck this. I'm just not I'm just not being patient. I will find this motherfucker.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_05So um, I by the way, I should have a teardrop.
SPEAKER_03No, I'm just kidding.
SPEAKER_05I got you.
SPEAKER_11JK, JK. JK. But for real, he's missing. No, no, no. JK, but for real.
SPEAKER_05So I I go online and I'm like, well, first I call and I'm like, your website shit. It's not letting me do this. You guys won't let me do it in person. They walk me through it, I made a mistake, right? Yeah. So I put everything in. Now luckily I have box, I have paperwork, so it comes with a serial number. And little did I know that in many states, when something is pawned, it has to go through a system check.
SPEAKER_02And they have to report everything to the police department. Right. At least in Connecticut.
SPEAKER_05And if that number comes up, they go, they pick up your item.
SPEAKER_02I see, I see.
SPEAKER_05They give it back to you. And so I would say three days after I put this report in, I get a call.
SPEAKER_10Holy shit.
SPEAKER_05And I get a call from a detective, and he goes, he's like, I got a question for you. And I and the way he the way he approached it, I was like, I didn't think I need of it. He was like, Look, you put in this report for something that was taken from your vehicle, but I gotta ask you why you put this report in July when this happened. You're right. At the beginning of July. It was the beginning of July. Because I tried to find it on my own, I couldn't get through it. So I actually told him the story, and I was like, Well, look, I'll be honest with you, I tried to do it, it wouldn't work. I thought I found it, went, met the guy at at a location, and literally I drove back home knowing I could have put someone six feet under and I didn't give a shit. Yeah. So I needed to, I failed, I I stopped pursuing the authorities and I decided I need to do that or I'm gonna put my family at risk. He was like, Well, I'm glad you did that.
SPEAKER_02I'm glad you didn't kill anybody for this don't get the tear. He goes, he goes, chula tier.
SPEAKER_05He was like, uh it got pinged and it's at a pawn shop on blah blah blah street.
SPEAKER_02So did you have you had the uh the serial number and everything?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I had a box and papers.
SPEAKER_02So that get so what happens is that gets entered into NCIC. What they do is they check it. So if I'm uh a pawn broker or whatever, in Connecticut at least, I get an uh itemized list of everything I got, right? And you have to bring it to the PD every time. You have to report everything. Right. And then we'll run it to see if it's shows up, and if it does, it's ours. Right. So that's what happened.
SPEAKER_05So I don't know like how often 45 days.
SPEAKER_08Oh, 45 days. So it's a 45-day grace period and I was pawing 45 days, yeah.
SPEAKER_02And I was a 45-day grace period after what?
SPEAKER_05So basically, if after it gets reported. If you pawned it, if you pawned it and I went and I reported this watch to the authorities, and in 45 days and nothing comes back, I can sell it. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_08Because of punning.
SPEAKER_02But they would know right away anyway.
SPEAKER_05Right. Well, well, unless there's a report. Right? Oh, exactly. So if there's no report, you're fucking it was within days. I was within 15 days.
SPEAKER_02You fucking lucky motherfucker.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_08That's when I was like, oh my gosh. Like it was two weeks.
SPEAKER_05This guy tells me this guy tells me I'm at work, I'm in a conference room. This guy would have never found it. That was me. I immediately I broke.
SPEAKER_02Listen to this. I had to get this off my chest. It's not a big fucking deal, but I had to do it. Okay. I went to two fucking stores today. I had to get fucking dog food from a little boy chunk. Then I had to go to CVS because I wanted some energy drinks. Okay? My fucking issue that I needed to get off my chest of these fucking assholes at the register. Let's start off with fucking uh um tractor supply. It's not tractor supply's fault, and it's not CVS's fault. But I'm there. Some old fucking shit bag. Has to buy two pairs of jeans. Okay, there's only one register open. There's a line forming behind him with me standing in it. Okay. Two fucking pairs of jeans. Probably $20 each, whatever the fuck they were in the clearance thing, wherever the fuck you pulled those fucking things out of. Fifteen, at least 15 fucking minutes later, I finally get to buy my bag of dog food. What took so long? Which should have been an in and out fucking process? I don't know. His coupon didn't work. He had to count his fucking change. Then he's asking about his fucking um his reward fucking points. Listen, you fucking jerk! Pay attention behind you. See that there's a line forming. You're holding everybody up for your fucking two dollars and your fucking 0.1% or one penny for every dollar you spend or whatever the fuck bullshit you get. Listen, I'll give you the three dollars. Just get the fuck out of my way. And uh pay for your shit and go. Pay for your shit and go. It's not a fucking uh all-day affair. Get your shit. Hey, I'm buying two pairs of jeans. Okay, good. And the guy's like, Did you find everything you needed? Yep, sure did. Thank you. It's gonna be uh $29.95. Cool. Here's the money. Bing, ow. That's how long it should take you, not 15 fucking minutes, and I gotta sit there because you're fucking dumb and try and you wanna get your fucking uh uh your three dollars. Okay. Ah so then I go to CVS. Like, it's not gonna happen twice. Yep, it happens a fucking game. I'm standing there with four bottles of energy drinks or the fucking hydration, whatever the fuck they are. Right? Uh uh, excuse me. I'm standing there with uh four fucking drinks in my hands. Cold bottles against my chest assist. And um, this fucking dumb bitch is in front of me, and she's gonna fucking ask all these questions about coupons, and I wanna save 25 cents on this, but can I if I return it, will I get my money back? And can I use my rewards and this? Listen, fuckhead! There's a line behind you. Pay for your fucking shit and get out of here. It's supposed to be quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick! It's supposed to be fast. You go there, you fucking get your fucking tampons or whatever old fucking diaper shit you had to fucking get, pay for them and get the fuck out. Here's how it should get. Here's how it should have went. CVS worker. It's not the CVS's fault. They should've said, or this is how it should have gone down. Hi ma'am, did you find all the diapers you needed?
SPEAKER_10Oh yes I did.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Do you have any coupons?
SPEAKER_10No, I'm all set.
SPEAKER_02Okay, it's gonna be forty nine ninety five. I don't know how much diapers go for. Forty nine ninety five. Okay, thank you. Here's the cash. Okay, you're all set, bye. That's how long it should have taken. Okay? Not fucking, well, can I save 10 cents on this? Can I save 20 cents on this? Can I save this and this? Then, then, then. Okay, so she finally gets through the fucking register. Okay? Finally gets through the fucking register. And what does she do? She pays for all her shit. Now she's got to reorganize her whole fucking pocketbook. Instead of moving to the side and letting me through with my fucking juice. She gotta rearrange her whole fucking pocketbook, make sure that everything's in there and bullshit about the day and this and that instead of moving your fucking shitty ass over and letting me pay for my juice. Unfucking real. Unreal. So we we're like, oh, let's go get lunch. Yeah. Our room is like kind of right by the bar upstairs. So we're like, fuck it, we'll go get lunch, get the rest of the beach stuff, whatever. So we eat lunch, and then there's this couple, they're probably in their 60s, sitting next to us. And then we uh did I tell you this shit? No.
SPEAKER_09You told me you had to tell me about it.
SPEAKER_02Oh, so then we're sitting there making conversation, so it's me, digger, the female, and then her boyfriend or husband, same age in their 60s. So we're sitting at the bar, and I'm like, uh I forgot what we were talking about. Oh, they're saying how they they come here every once in a while, and this, this, and that.
SPEAKER_09Like a routine spot.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, routine spot. They come here every once in a while, and um is this mine? Did I say this is mine? Oh, that's mine. It's mine, it's mine, it's mine. Blah blah blah. Checking the volume, checking the volume. I got it. That gotta be. Checking the volume, guys. Anyway, so they say they come, they go to New Hampshire every once in a while, and they have fun, and this, this, and that. Then somehow we started talking about Margaritaville resorts.
unknownOh, so fun.
SPEAKER_02Then might have asked the age. I don't know what the fuck they asked.
SPEAKER_09Eventually they found out your age. Or you asked their age.
SPEAKER_02I don't even know how it came out. Then uh I said, well, in five years I could go to fucking Margaritaville. Or some shit.
SPEAKER_09I'm almost there.
SPEAKER_02Yep. And then I was like, oh, I said I'm getting a golf cart. Oh, I think he started talking about golf carts up and down the street.
SPEAKER_03Yep.
SPEAKER_02And I was like, oh, if I go to in five years, I could go to Margaritaville and get my own golf cart. Yep. Get hammered. And then how did this come up? So then I said that. Then uh oh, so and then there was another, there's a chick sent to my right with her boyfriend, and she might have been in her 20s and 30s. And then I was like, oh, there's gonna be a lot of AIDS in that motherfucker, so don't share drinks. Don't share drinks. You're gonna get it. You're gonna get the herpy of the simplex.
SPEAKER_09Yep.
SPEAKER_02You're gonna get gonorrhea. Just don't share nothing.
SPEAKER_09You're gonna get all the things.
SPEAKER_02And then both of them were like, why? I said, Because they're about to die anyway. Yep. So if they get AIDS or whatever, by the time it fucking affects them, they're dead. It's fucking over. It's too late. AIDS is like having like the flu. If you catch that shit in time, I guess you're yeah, it's like having a flu.
SPEAKER_09You might be right.
SPEAKER_02Ish. Like like a bad flu.
SPEAKER_09Like the bird flu.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, like the bird flu or the fucking mad cow disease or something. I don't know. That might even be worse. Probably. So so then I started talking like like that. I was like, dude, they're banging everything. They're fucking doing crack. They're doing whatever they're doing.
SPEAKER_09They're doing all the things.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, because they don't have to work, so they can do crack.
SPEAKER_09They have no worries. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02And then uh I said, so they get diseases and shit. They're bringing hookers and everything. And then I said, that's why they got the loofah things on their fucking uh golf carts.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Or those what is that a loofah? The spongy things.
SPEAKER_09It's a loofah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Yep. All different colors. I don't know what the colors mean, but they mean different things. Yeah. It's different swinger things.
SPEAKER_09Yep.
SPEAKER_02So then uh, so I'm sorry. I said, I don't know what the colors mean, but I remember seeing the Margarita Ville advertisement. I kept on seeing these different colored things. Loofahs. And I'm like, why the fuck do they have loofahs on their phone? And then I found out that they're swingers or something. So then the lady's laughing is like, so you're gonna move there? Right?
SPEAKER_09She asked you that.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, so I was like, the older lady, I was like, ah, you know, maybe, I don't know, who knows? We'll see. You know, yeah, and she's like, I want to be your neighbor.
SPEAKER_09What?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah. She's like, I want to be your neighbor.
SPEAKER_09How did you reply to that?
SPEAKER_02I was like, All right, cool, cool.
SPEAKER_09See you there. It's gonna be a while. I'm a little bit younger than you, but we'll see.
SPEAKER_02Yep. She said she wanted to be our neighbor.
SPEAKER_09What did her husband say?
SPEAKER_02He's like, Yeah. I'm like, no, motherfucker. Hell no.
SPEAKER_09Hard no.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_09No.
SPEAKER_02Yep. So that was that was the uh and then me and my golf cart are going this way.
SPEAKER_09And yeah, you could go that way.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah. So that was them.
SPEAKER_09Were they attractive for elderly people? Not that they were elderly, but like 60s. They were not.
SPEAKER_02Nah. They looked their age. Yeah. I was like, nah, man.
SPEAKER_09I ain't fucking with you, man. It's like a lot of wrinkly skin.
SPEAKER_02Maybe it's me. Maybe I'm the asshole. But I just wanted to get some things uh off my chest, and maybe you could send me some messages and tell me if I'm the asshole. I'd have to write some of these down. There, go through my notes here. One of them is I'm on my way to the grocery store. I'm on a main-ish road. There's side streets that enter this road. And I'm doing the speed limit, maybe five miles an hour above. I'm not a speeder, and I could do not condone that. I do not condone it. But if I was if I was, then people that wanna people that wanna enter that main road should see that I'm moving. We'll just say the speed limit. Okay? Alright. So they sit, so let's say I'm on this main road. I'm traveling the speed limit. There's a car on a side street that wants to go into the main road. They see me coming. We have daytime running lights. And what do they do? They wait, they wait, they wait. Then when I'm about a fucking hundred feet in front of them, they want to cut right in.
SPEAKER_10Because they're in a fucking rush to get nowhere.
SPEAKER_02Because they're in a rush. Uh then I expect they say, okay, I gotta slam on my brakes now. Not a problem. Give them a little toot-toot on the horn. And I I have to slow down. It's either that or ram into them, which I don't want to do. Um. Then, let's say the speed limit is 45. These fucks want to do 35!
SPEAKER_10Why did you let me go? Just past you! You could have waited the two fucking seconds to let me go!
SPEAKER_02They could have waited the two seconds to let me go. And then they could have done their speed limit afterwards. And then when I beat the horn at them, because they're going 10 miles an hour under the speed limit, and they just cut me off, they want to give me the finger. Give me the finger again, I'm gonna fucking keep it. Yeah? Good one, right? Good one. Oh, jeez. I just don't get it. Is it that they have no depth perception and they don't realize uh you know how far away I am from them? They don't give a shit. They're oblivious to everything. Or they're just dumb. I'm going with it's the uh the dumb part. It's the dumb part. More and more I feel like I should have a driver, or I'm just gonna start taking fucking Uber. Or lift or some bullshit. This way I don't have to drive. I don't have to get all stressed out. I just sit in the back seat, play my fucking phone, and just do that. I'd be less stressed out. When I'm on vacation, I walk around everywhere. I don't drive. I am so stress-free. Soon as I get to this shithole state, or anywhere for that matter, and I gotta fucking drive, I get stressed the fuck out. Because people are assholes and they're inconsiderate of other people. That's I what I think fucking pisses me off. You know? They just said, fuck it, I'm gonna do what I want to do and hop right in front of you and drive slow. I don't give a fuck. Fuck you. That's what they say. You should be able to like shoot a laser at somebody's car and disable it. And disable it. Like you should get like two of those a year. You could use two fucking disabling laser beams a year, and you're not gonna get in trouble. That's fine. I could deal with that. So then I uh I say, you know, I gotta go to Home Depot. Look at a bracket, look for a bracket. Didn't really want to do it, because I don't feel like fucking driving. It's rainy and shitty. Well, it's not really rainy, but it's just a shitty day. I just feel like sitting home doing nothing.
unknownYeah, just doing nothing and sit on the couch.
SPEAKER_02Look at some uh anyway. Not gonna see. Okay. So anyway, uh yeah, I'm like, uh, let me go to Home Depot.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_02Now it's time to get on the highway. Okay. There's a certain safe speed that I said, like, okay, the on-ramp to the highway is a certain most of them are a certain distance for a certain fucking reason. It's for you to gain speed to safely merge onto the highway, okay? It doesn't mean you do fucking 30 miles an hour on the on-ramp, and then once you get into the lane, you decide to speed up to do 60, 65, or the speed limit.
SPEAKER_10You don't do that! Who the fuck taught you that shit? Whoever taught you that shit is a fucking asshole.
SPEAKER_02When you here's a lesson, okay? When you're getting on the highway. Try to get up to the speed or at least the flow of traffic to people on the highway. Because now you gotta merge over and you're slowing everybody the fuck down because you're gonna cut in front of them, and now you gotta speed up when you're getting in the lane. No, that's not the time to speed up. The time to speed up is on the on-ramp. Think of the on-ramp like a runway to a plane. You need to get to a certain speed so that you could travel safely. Yeah, that's what it is. And then if there's somebody behind you and you're doing fucking 40, now they're behind you doing fucking 40, now it's unsafe for them. So today's lesson is when you get off, when you're on, when you're getting on the highway, just uh, how you say, uh, come on say uh dicha somebody go to fucking speed. Get to this get get to like 50 or 60 at least. You can do it. I swear you can do it. Do that, merge on safely now. Other people don't have to fucking uh slow the fuck down so they don't rearrend you, and then when they rear end you because it's your fucking fault, they'll still get in trouble. And then you show them. Dickhead. Okay. Feeling so much better. Oh, I got one more. One more. So now like I said, I don't speed, I can don't I do not condone speeding. I think it's very dangerous. But if I'm in the left lane and you're going the same fucking speed as the guy or girl in the middle lane, you should fucking move over or speed up. It's a passing lane. Okay. So here so here's the thing. So either speed up or pull the fuck over, or get into the middle lane so the other people behind you can pass ya. But this is what pisses me off and grinds my gears. Fucking grinds my gears, assholes. So let's say they're going below the flow of traffic in the left lane. There's nobody in the middle lane. So I say, you know what? I'm gonna I'm not gonna tailgate this person, I'm not gonna flash him with the lights. Be respectful. I'm just gonna go into the middle lane, pass them. Okay, go into the middle lane. I'm gonna pass them. And then I'm going to uh merge back into the left lane when I could safely do so that I pass them. So that's the goal. But what do they fucking do?
SPEAKER_10They see me trying to pass them and they want to fucking speed up.
SPEAKER_02There's no reason for you to speed up. We're not racing. Why would you speed up? You're being an asshole by not going to flow of traffic anyway, but now that I want to pass you, you want them to fucking uh you want to speed up. And then when I pass you, you want to give me the finger.
unknownOh my god.
SPEAKER_02There's no reason for it. No reason! Why? Why do you have to speed up? I wasn't bothering you. Does it really bother you that I gotta pass you? Because you're the fucking jerk off who wasn't going with the flow of traffic. Uh and what's with this fucking giving the finger thing? What's what's the you know, you give wrong the wrong person, not me, because I'm not fucking dealing with no road raid shit, but God forbid you give it to the wrong person. You're gonna be in deep shit. But uh, I think that's all I have for my driving rants right now, and I feel a lot better. Um, what else? Anything else happened? Let me think. Oh, one more fucking driving thing. If you're let's say you're in a parking lot, okay? And you get into a car and you see somebody, you get into your car that's parked, and you're about to leave. You see somebody with their fucking blinker on, ready to take your spot, okay? That's not the time for you to dick around in your car, pick your fucking nose, pick your ass, go through your cell phone, go through your pocketbook, and sit there and make the other person wait. That's your time to get in your fucking car, put that shit in reverse, and be courteous to the person that's waiting for the spot. Okay, and then they could go in, then you could pull over somewhere else in the parking lot, and then go through your fucking stupid ass purse, pick your fucking nose, pick your ass, play on your cell phone. Just be courteous to other people. I think that's mostly or mainly what pisses people off or pisses me off about the things that I've talked about. It's a lack of courtesy to other people on the road. Well, this has been a quick little rant. Um, I can't think of anything else. Is there anything else that I wrote down? No. But if there's any other rants or anything you'd like to talk about, send me a message on Instagram, Facebook, the email. And uh have a good day.
SPEAKER_11Bye.