KAREN'S ON A PLANE! #112

Join Frank Nasty as he talks about his trip to Hawaii, attacked by Karens three days in a row and being scammed!

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Building our military by yelling at these fucks, the new ones. He is uh drilling drilling some new new men. He's drilling some new men in the army. So he is uh doing some something for this country while I go on vacation and sit on the beach. Uh so since he does it, I don't have to do it. Okay. Alright. Well, I let's see, where the fuck can I start? Holy shit. Um Michael Jackson, no, no, no. Um plain Lady Low Lounge. I don't know. Anyway, uh well, I guess we'll start with Went to Hawaii and it was uh it was beautiful. Beautiful. Um I didn't realize, all right, I know it's an island, but I kind of thought it was like Long Island, where it's like, you know, it was it's it's an island. I don't know. I don't know how an island is made. It's just there, right? Um now mind you, I went to Hawaii many, many moons ago, about 20 of them, and um I don't remember it being uh lava filled. Um I guess I don't know, you call it lava? Charcoal? I don't know, it looked like fucking charcoal. Anyway, um I remember it being more city-like and um and we did go into the woods and stuff, and you know, it was nice. We had a great time. And then this time we also had a great time. Um, but uh it's I was very surprised walking through that or driving through um we were in Kona, so uh I guess it's a it's a quieter island. One half is rainforest, the other half is desert ish, so we stayed on the desert, desert-ish side. Holy, I can't fucking talk. Jet lag still. Uh we stayed on that side. And uh it was obviously they're all fucking by the beach, so it's not like a desert, but it's desert-ish. Um, but instead of sand, I was surprised to see, only because I'm fucking dumb, and I forget that there's fucking volcanoes everywhere there, um, that uh there was just fucking lava everywhere. It's just it's obviously Hawaii is made from thousands of years of lavas and lavas that have fucking volcano eruptions which form fucking lava, whatever rock, and then fucking goes into the water, and before you know you have an island. I understand that. But it was just weird to see that it was fucking everywhere, you know? And it didn't feel structurally sound. Which it is because it's rock, but it felt like it could crumble away at any time. I don't know. Uh let's see. So on the way there from JFK, um it's a little it's an 11-hour flight. Um, this was the trip of all Karen's. If you ever wanted to meet a Karen, this would have been the time you did it. They fucked me over like three or five, I think it's one, two, three days in a row. Well, they didn't fuck me over, but they fucking annoyed me. And I think it's uh the entitlement of the Karen who feels that she could do what she wants. People have to kind of cater to her um really no care for others, but mostly just for herself. She could do what she wants, but doesn't want you to do it because she doesn't like it. So that's the Karen. Um so we're on the plane. Myself and the Lolvidigger. Sitting on the plane. Eleven hour 11 plus hour flight. Okay, that's a long flight. It's one of the longest um uh flights in United States, you know, without leaving the country. Okay, so now that that's out of the way, um, so we're sitting there and the the plane takes off, the seats are up, upright. Because it has to do that. You have to have them like that, because when you're flying, they don't want you to hurt yourself, whatever the fuck the reason is. Now, we flew coach. I would love to fly uh first class, but I don't have the cash flow, and I don't want to waste my miles for just to pay for a seat. I don't want to do that. So we're like, fuck it, we're sitting coach, whatever, I don't give a fuck. And uh, but these seats, you know, they're better seats than when I talk about uh spirit or what was spirit, you know, those fucking uh loun, those uh folding chair seats. It's not like that. These these were actually very comfortable, had some padding to it, had a little TV, so it was very nice because it's a long flight, so you get a better seat. Um and when we and they they recline a little bit better. So once we level out, I'm reclining my seat. I know that there's fucking people who are like, oh, that's disrespectful to recline seats. That only started with these fucking millennial motherfuckers. We would recline seats all the time. Who gave a fuck? When you're sit send don't when you're sitting in coach, you have to uh expect that the person in front of you is going to recline. Right? You it that's it. Okay. Maybe um maybe on like a two-hour flight, you might say, fuck it, I'll be courteous and not recline my seat back. But even so, those seats don't fight, those little two-hour flights, the seats don't recline that much. They really don't. Um everything's going off today. Holy shit, it's like big, baby baby. Um they don't recline that much. But an 11-hour flight, I'm reclining my fucking seat. I don't give a fuck. Those are your fucking millennial rules, they're not mine. It fucking reclines for a fucking reason. Dickhead. Um, and it reclines a little bit further, but also the seat behind me reclines a little bit further, and so on and so on and so on. So it evens out when you recline, it's like a domino effect. Everybody reclines and everybody's fine. The seeds are a little bit further apart, you know, from front to back, so it makes up for the difference. No big deal. So Samen. So um, I'm sitting in the in the fucking plane. Recline my seat. Digatron reclines her seat. We fall asleep. We're fucking exhausted. We catch a, I think it was 6 a.m. flight or some bullshit, right? Whatever it was. Um it got delayed, but we were ready for a 6 a.m. flight or whatever the fuck, 8 a.m., whatever. But we were there very early. I was up on the road by like 3 30, 4 o'clock. Okay? On the road. Um, so we knocked the fuck out. I hear Um This bitch, this fucking cunt, blonde hair, cunt, with her shitty little kid sitting next to her, right? Um, I hear this bitch, Karen, say to the stewardist, uh, can you tell them to fix their seat? I'm six foot tall. And it's hard to sit this way. There's not enough room. My knees are touching the uh the seat. And I love I went on Alaskan Airlines, even though they fucking suck with their scheduling, they're always fucking delayed. Every fucking flight was delayed. But uh, I did like the steward. Um because she said to her, no, Karen, they paid for their seat. That's their right to recline. If you would like, we have you can upgrade your seat. We have room up front where there's more room for $89. And she's like, Oh, for me and my son? No, we just have a seat for you. That's it. Oh, I'm not going anywhere without my son. Okay. There you go. What a fucking cunt to fucking, instead of maybe saying, hey, you know, to Digatron, instead of saying, uh, you just maybe not recline as much. You know, I understand it's a long flight, but I'm fucking, you know, very tall. Digatron probably would have been nice and said, okay, yeah, that's fine, no problem. Or maybe I would have switched seats and said, alright, no, no issue. But since you want to be a fucking snitch and a little asshole, fuck you. We're sitting back. You know you're fucking tall. You've been tall for however many years you've been alive on this earth. You've been fucking tall. Don't be a cheap fuck. Knowing you're tall and not buy a seat with more leg room. And then expect me to fucking cater to you, you fucking cunt. And here's the fucking deal, too. Her shitty little fucking kid was stepping on the back of my seat. It's going, mm-mm. It felt like I was going off-roading every once in a while. It wasn't constant, but it was here and there because he's young. Well, he's fucking, I don't know, eight, seven, eight, like that. He's old enough to fucking know, and she's old enough to fucking say, get your feet off the the uh the seat in front of you because you're bumping him. She should have said that. But now she doesn't do it because she's a Karen and doesn't give a fuck about anybody else. And her son's probably gonna grow up to be the same way. That's what I'm guessing. Okay. So she doesn't say anything to this fucking little shit who's fucking kicking the back of my seat, but she expects us to uh make her happy. No, that's not how it works. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch! Um So we had to for whatever reason put the seats back up for a second while we were eating. No, while we were eating, I don't know what it was. We put the seats back up. Um and then had to use the shitter and did all that stuff. So when I walk back, when I walk to use the bathroom, this bitch has her fucking seat back. I thought she she wants to be courteous to others too, right? Why would you put your seat back and expect me to sit fucking 12 hours with my seat upright? You know? Why would you do that? You're a fucking hunter. Hunt. Um, and then her shitty little fucking kid's got his fucking seat back. What the fuck do you need your seat back for, you little shit? But he's got his back. So the people behind them didn't make a fucking fuss. Hey, you're sitting in coach. The seat's gonna go back. If it goes back, eh, it is what it is. If it doesn't, hey, you lucked out. But I'm not gonna complain to the person in front of me because they want to relax. They paid for the fucking seat. I'm also gonna do the same thing. I'm putting my fucking seat back. Enough of this bullshit. Well, we have to be courtesy. Go fuck yourself. I paid for the fucking seat. If you don't like it, go to first class. If not, take a bus, asshole. I don't know if you can take a bus to Hawaii. But you get the fucking point. Okay. Um, then shit ain't over, motherfucker. Um, we put the seat back again. You know. She goes, it's hitting my knees. Jesus Christ. That's what she says. I turn around. I said, What was that? It's hitting my knees. Oh. Okay. Well, the lady said for $89 you could go up front. It's only $89. She goes, oh. I was like, all right. Well, I'm gonna take a nap now. And that was it. There was no argument. I'm gonna take a nap now. And uh proceeded for the trip. So it was great. It was great. Besides that bitch, she fucking she annoyed me. You know, it just it was uncomfortable to have I don't like confrontation. We're going on vacation, I don't like it. And then, you know, it just feels like this person's staring at me and blah, blah, blah. And every time I just didn't like it, but whatever. She didn't ruin my flight, she's just a pain in the ass. And then um, so then we land and everything, everything's fine. So, Cameron number two We go to a luau. Okay. While we're uh at the luau, my cousin says, Hey. You know, we're we're at the luau, and what a luau is, if you don't know, they uh they prepare a pig. The guy said it was 150 pounds. They either kind of bury it or like well, they do bury it. It's either, you know, whatever. So they bury the fucking thing. First, all right, here's what they do. They heat it up, however, they get it to underground or under the dirt, they get it to the guy said like a thousand degrees. Then they let it cool down, they put the pig in there, whatever, and then it gets uh for eight hours at like 200 or so degrees, it cooks. This is what the guy told me. I don't fucking know. I don't cook pigs in the dirt. Um but it was cool, you know, 150-pound pig, it was nice. So for whatever reason, my cousin feels the need to say, hey. Uh, it's hot, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's hot. You know, can I touch the dirt? What? And the guy's like, what? Uh hey, uh, Okulele. Yeah, man. Oh, that sounds Jamaican, but you get the point. Uh, the man here wants to touch the dirt. Uh what? He wants to touch the dirt. Alright, uh, let him touch the dirt. He touched the dirt. He's like, that's hot. No shit, it's hot. It was cooking a pig for fucking eight hours. So, cannot touch that dirt. Hey, uh, Oklahy, I'd like to touch the dirt. I want to touch that dirt. I don't know. I didn't feel the need to touch the dirt at all. I was steaming, and then he's like, yo, that's hot. I was like, no shit. It's fucking dirt. That was, you know, cooking for eight hours. Then he feels the need to pick up the hot lava rock. Oh, that's hot too. Holy shit. I don't know what his need was to pick up charcoal. It was pretty much charcoal. I don't know. But it made him happy, so and it made me chuckle. So, anyway, they're pulling the pig out. He wants to touch the dirt, touches the dirt, he's satisfied. Now we're waiting in line. And it's more like a buffet style. Um, so that they have like a hut, or not a hut, what uh we'll call it a fucking hut, whatever. Or um those picnic fucking huts, whatever. So they have the food set up um to the left, and one under one hut, canopy, whatever the fuck you want to call it, and then to the on the on the left, it was no sorry, on the left was salad underneath this hut. The right was the hot food. So we're waiting in a longer line. It's me, Digatron, and the cousin and wifey. I don't want to say their names, you know. So uh they're salad eaters. I'm not. So it's like, hey, while we're waiting in this long line and we have time, and they're standing behind me, for they're standing with me for like 10 minutes, 10-15 minutes, and there's a line building up behind me, including a Karen. Um, so they leave to go get the salad. They're like, alright, we'll be back. Yeah, no problem. Just step out, go get your salad, come back. Gives a fuck. Alright? They come back. I hear, oh my god. I guess I'm gonna have to wait longer. I turn around and there's a fucking Karen right behind me, probably in her 50s or 60s, glasses, another blonde-haired Karen, another one. Um standing by yourself. So I say I say, uh Yeah, I'm sorry, but they were here standing with me for like 10 minutes, and they just stepped out to get food, so you know it's I'm not just letting them in. I didn't want them to think that I'm letting somebody just cut the line. I don't know, I don't do you know, I don't do that stuff, but well, I probably would, but you know what I mean. It's I have courtesy for the people behind me. But you know, I just let them know. Oh no, they were standing here before, they just left to go with your food. Well, I made my husband when he stepped out, I made him go to the back of the line. I was like, well, that's dumb. Why'd you do that? Huh. You should call me dumb? Well, thanks a lot for calling me dumb. I said, well, don't do dumb things. I don't know what to fucking tell you. And why? Okay, first of all, let me tell you something. I'm not gonna let family go to the fucking back of the line to appease you, you fucking caring bitch. If they were fucking, they want to eat and I'm staying in line, you're coming in line with me. I don't give a fuck. You're the dumb fuck who left your fucking your fucking husband. You told him to go to the back of the fucking line and he listened to you. He's a dumb fuck and you're a dumb fuck. You're out of your fucking mind. That's like when they would have came back to me with their food. No, you gotta go back to the end of the line. Uh, sorry, you left. Uh, yeah, you're gonna have to go. You can't stay with me. I it's it's coming courtesy. Go fuck yourself, people. Shit. I made my husband. So, cause you did a fucking dumb thing. I gotta do a fucking dumb thing. You're a fucking idiot. I gotta be a fucking idiot. Go fuck yourself. Uh fuck. It just annoys me. I would never say anything to anybody unless the only time I would say anything to a cutter is if they just hop in line out of nowhere. You know, I'd say something then. But the fucking nerve of these fucking people, the entitlement. What gives them like what makes them feel that they could say anything to anybody at any time? Sometimes you just keep your fucking mouth shut. And then when you fucking talk back to them, they're they're fucking surprised and and appalled. What? No, first of all, I was minding my own fucking business. And you proceeded to talk to me and be annoying and start not a confrontation, but start an unpleasant conversation. And then you're upset of my response. Your actions caused my what, folks? Reaction, yes. But they feel they could say whatever they want, when they want, to who they want, and that person is not supposed to talk back in any way that offends them or upsets them. And when that happens, they're fucking flabbergasted and don't know what to do. Now I didn't call her dumb person. I didn't say you're fucking dumb, but I was like, that's a dumb move. That's dumb. Why would you do that? And I think I kind of actually didn't mean it as like calling her dumb. I just fucking meant, well, that's dumb. Why would you do that? Stupid. You know, you should have just left them stay. And I was gonna say, just bring him back. Who gives a shit? I'll make him wait at the end of the line. But uh she she's like, You call me dumb? So I was like, Yeah, you're fucking stupid. I'm out of here. Just turn around and said, uh, okay, enjoy your day. Then proceeded with mine. Let's go to Karen number three. Day three. In Hawaii. In Hawaii. Now we're at the beach. Beautiful beach.

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I love it, love it, love it.

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So beautiful.

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I love the beach.

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So the beaches are gorgeous. The water was a little chile. I don't know why. I don't know geography that well, and I don't know why uh it could be a thousand and two degrees ambient temperature Fahrenheit. And the water is four degrees. I don't know how that happens. It was the same in Australia. Fucking freezing. Um but anyway, it was uh it was nice. The uh we get to the beach, the fucking water is crystal clear. Um uh a lot of people there and set up our umbrella and we're chilling. Got my little speaker. I brought my speaker, my JBL. Brought that little speaker. Now, when I play the speaker, I don't play it loud. I play just loud enough that I could hear it and you know the people around me could hear it. But I actually do a walking test. I will put the music on to a level that I feel I wanted to listen to it at. Then I'll walk kind of near where the other people are and see if I could hear it. If I could hear it, I'll lower it. Unless they want to hear it too, then I'll make it louder. I don't care. But I don't want to interrupt anybody because they didn't come there to listen to my Jimmy Buffett or MOP or Korn or Metallica or reggae shit. I'm playing. I play everything there. They didn't come to listen to that, they came to chill. So, but I also have a right to listen to some music, and I just make sure that it doesn't disturb anybody. That's all. So it doesn't disturb anybody, blah, blah, blah. And it's good. Just enough for me here. Anyway, but this story has nothing to do with the speaker. I don't know why I just felt like telling you about my speaker story. Um, but the beach was nice, beautiful, had the speaker going, and we're chilling. Now, cigar time. You know, we had some drinks, smuggled in some beverages in our coulars, the pre-mixed ones, had some beverages, cigar time, right? Now, I'm also cautious who's around me too, and which way the wind's blowing, because I don't want to be an asshole. Right? That's it. Uh we look around, nobody's really nobody's around us. You know, it's towards the end of the day, people are leaving. I think the closest person was 30 feet to my right, 30 feet to my left. They're probably fucking a hundred feet behind me. Okay. We're uh enjoying our vice. You know, cigar. And um 15, 20 minutes into it, this fucking fat fucking shit fuck Karen with dark hair this time, right? Had to be in her fucking late 20s, early 30s. She could have been 18, but she just wasn't ugly, so I mean she just wasn't pretty, she was ugly, so she could've she could have been 18 and just looked 30. But either way. So this fucking fat bitch in a one piece, dark hair, comes walking up behind us. Sorry, excuse me. Um my sister has asthma, and the smoke is like coming right towards us. Mind you, it's a hundred feet away. There's no fucking way. They could smell it probably. They could probably get a whiff of it, but there's no fucking way. And it's not gonna cause you asthma. It's not gonna give you asthma. You're not gonna have an asthma attack because you a little cigar smoker. You're not, it's not gonna happen. You know, you'd be dead every time you go outside. Every time you go outside, you'd be dead. Something would cause asthma if you have it that bad. Um, or cause an asthma attack. Um, so I'm like, you know what? These are inexpensive. I'm not gonna smush it out, but I'll let it die out. Okay, no problem. Don't worry about it. Right? I'll let it die out. Now it was a pain in the ass to light this fucking thing because of the um the wind. And we didn't have the um whatchamacallit? The uh torch lighter. So it was a fucking pain in the ass. Ten minutes later, I look behind me and they're fucking packing up to leave. What a fucking bitch! You cunt motherfucker. If it wasn't for my cousin, I would have said something. Not I wouldn't been mean, but I'd be like, you know what? Not for nothing. If you knew you were fucking leaving, why don't you just deal with it? Instead of being a fucking cunt, I put it out. Now it's I'm having trouble lighting this fucking thing. You ruined my fucking time, my zen, and then you end up leaving. Go fuck yourself and your fucking shit cousin. Fuck. With the the fucking balls on some of these motherfuckers. I I would never go up to somebody and say, unless I was like right next to them and they're blowing smoke in my face. But other than that, I'd either pick up and move or I'd fucking deal with it. Especially if I'm that far away. The Karen has gotta be enemy number one. I'm not a fan of the Karens. I used to like them because they were fun to watch, but since I was affected by the Karen's, I am anti-Karen. I don't like them. The fucking balls on a Karen is crazy. Crazy. They think they have the right to dictate how you're gonna live if they don't like what you're doing. And that's the that's a problem. That's a problem. Karen's, you gotta calm down, Karen's. You are entertaining though. But I couldn't believe the fucking balls on this bitch. Um fucking ask me to put it out, and then you leave ten minutes later. Fuck you. Fuck your fucking cousin. Hope she has to sleep with a fucking CPAP or carry a fucking oxygen tank with her everywhere. Nah, that's mean. And then she had some other dude, like when I turn around, he's just like staring at us while we're smoking, get the fuck out of you, fat fucking retard, stupid ass jerks. So that was that was the Karen. It was I couldn't believe the amount of Karen. I've never really dealt with a Karen like that, but it's it was crazy. It was the the I don't I don't know. I don't know if it's the certain population of travelers that go to Hawaii, or I just I happen to fucking run into a nest of these motherfuckers. It was uh it was crazy. Other than that, uh the trip was pretty pretty pretty pretty fun. Prite fun. When you're traveling with the um let me see, what can I call her? That's a code word. Uh uh. M. I'm just gonna say M. When you're traveling with M, you have to know that you will see, so you will see everywhere or you will visit everywhere in that country or Ireland, which is awesome, because I don't have to plan shit. I just get up and go. Um the last trip she had is climbing mountains in Germany. This trip I was prepared that it's gonna be some outdoor stuff. We uh there's a possibility of death. I understood that. And uh so we were, I think we I don't know if we walked a few miles through a rainforest. And I've never been in rainforest before, but that sh you want to talk about fucking humid and hot? Holy shit. Holy all I kept thinking about was Vietnam. I've never been to Vietnam. I didn't serve in that war. A little too young. Well, I kept thinking of was like, damn, those fucking soldiers, man, are in this type of weather. It's probably even hotter with the fucking mosquitoes biting them nonstop. Oof. From what I heard on uh, you know, History Channel and all that stuff, that the mosquitoes were probably the worst part. I mean, besides getting shot, but it's just nonstop and just relentless, crazy. I don't oof couldn't even deal with that shit. Um, yeah, so we we went through a rainforest. From the rainforest, we found a volcano lava tunnel, which was actually pretty badass because I'm a Goonies fan. I love the Goonies. Ever since I was little, it's like an adventure thing. And uh I always wanted to find a tunnel that was like the Goonies when they're fucking going through uh whatever tunnel they're going underground, and uh hold on one second. Oh, what's that? When they're going underground, uh so that tunnel, yeah. I always wanted to be in that tunnel and fucking find booty traps, it's not booty traps, you know that. So we uh the lava uh tunnel was just like that. So that was probably the coolest part for me because I'm retarded and I felt like I was in the Goonies. So that was cool. Um went through the rainforest, lava tunnel, and then from there we um we I don't understand what this was. And mind you, it's rainy. I felt like I was in Navy SEAL training doing all this stuff. Rainy, fucking whatever. Cold forming 80 degrees, if that makes sense. Um I don't know what this was. They're telling me a lava bed, but I couldn't, I still can't grasp it. But anyway, we're walking. We walked through like a lava bed or lake that was obviously uh dormant and turned into lava rock, so that was pretty fucking cool. But it was huge, multiple football fields. So he's trying to tell me that it was the top of the volcano that kinda not froze over, but sealed itself. If that's the case, this was a big fucking big lava hole. Or was it where the lava coming from another volcano stayed? I don't know. If anybody knows, just let me know. But I don't know what a lava bed is, but that was pretty badass. Um, and then they had markers where you have to stay and walk, and I'm like, well, what's gonna happen if I go out of the markers? Am I gonna get swallowed? Or what? But either way, it was it was good. We had a lot of fun. I liked it. Um we went to the redneck part of uh Hawaii. Those little redneck gas stations. You know what I'm talking about. They sold all Costco shit. Like the dude goes to Costco, fills up his fucking gas station, and there we go. As we pull up, there's a fucking Hawaiian dude just pissing by his fucking by the side of his uh truck door. That was cool. That was cool. Um what else we do? Did a whole bunch of shit. It's good. It's good. Good. Um let's see. Food, very expensive. Breakfast, you're talking about if you get away for two people for coffee and a sausage, egg, and the cheese, if you get away with thirty dollars, you fucking made out like a bandit. You should run because they're probably gonna charge you more. Um what was that? Oh. Um, I see something too that I wrote in my little notes. So anyway, um, so there, if you get away with $30, you fucking made out like a band and get the fuck out. Or come back again and buy. But the average price for fucking breakfast, egg and cheese, two coffees, two egg and cheese, let's say, on a bagel, two coffees, forty-seven fucking dollars. Forty-seven fucking dollars. Unreal. But yeah, yeah, it's an island, so everything's gonna be fucking expensive. But um, we had a nice uh Airbnb on a fucking golf course, nice gated communities, had the nice shopping center. You didn't have to fucking drive anywhere if you didn't want to, you could just go there. You walk to the beach, it was nice. Um, so speaking of breakfast, I gotta say something. Mr. Guy Fieri, you have your stores. Okay, the food, it's Guy Fieri. It's uh it I've never been to one of his other restaurants, but as far as airport food, fast food, it that's what it was. No big deal. So this tipping shit has gotta fucking stop. Now I'm back at JFK, but this is before we left. This is on our way. I'm just backtracking. Um the tipping shit has gotta fucking stop. Don't ask me for a fucking tip before you do anything. That's not the fucking point. When you're your tip, so everybody knows this. I don't know where the this is all it's it's almost like you can't put your seatback shit. You know, it's a millennial thing. I'm not gonna add a fucking well I do, but and I'll tell you why I do, but I don't want to add a tip before you even fucking did anything. What if you get my order right now? I tipped you and you fucked up your job. So it says uh a tip and it was like five dollars for the fucking tip. I was like, whatever, dude. And Digatron's like, nah, don't leave her a fucking tip. Fuck this shit. She's you know, whatever. I'm like, yeah, you're right, you know, but I'm gonna do it so this bitch doesn't fucking spit my fucking food, you know? Um that's the only reason why I'll tip you so they don't spit my food. And the fucking attitude with the fucking, not even the cashier. The cashier was pleasant. I don't expect the fucking conversation to be best friends. She was alright. The fucking girl who's this bitch cunt who is fucking um, and she was probably in her 30s, was uh making the food, which is not hard to do this, it's not a hard job. She's making the food quick, um, and then just turning around and putting it on the uh counter and calling your name. She's fucking like just tossing the fucking bag, doesn't look you in the eyes, your food's there. Your food. See, and now I'm pissed that I left the fucking $5 tip because you don't fucking deserve it, you cunt. That's probably why you are where you are. That's it. That's why you're there, because you don't know how to work with people, you're not nice, so and you're just a cunt. But the tip thing is fucking ridiculous. So Guy Fieri in JFK, was it JFK? Yeah, I believe it was. In JFK, uh, your store, there's a cunt bitch who works there serving food. I would I my little five dollars I could have used somewhere else. If you're gonna work somewhere and you're with public and you're in public, be nice. You don't have to kiss my ass, but just be nice. Don't fucking throw my food, asshole. Or throw the bag or toss it. There you go. Fucking be pleasant, you jerk. So, other than that, and then the food was mediocre. It was, whatever. It did its fucking job. I've never been to one of his restaurants. I heard those are good, but this it was alright. Uh what else? What else can I talk about this trip? Let's see. Uh Dustin. Oh, the UFC or UFC fighter. Try to fight the cops, that'd be scary. I'd have to tase them right off the rip. Right off the rip, I'm spraying them and tasing them. Guess he got into a uh an incident at um an airport. For whatever reason, then he tried to fight fight the cops. You can see the video. I'll talk about it more later. Next show. Um Oh, here's what I want to fucking talk about. So it seems so it seems that anytime I go on vacation and then I come back, I get scammed on my credit card. So I see a fraudulent charge of one dollar. Okay, let me see where it's from. Hold on.

SPEAKER_03 41:38

Oh, where's my hat?

SPEAKER_02 41:40

Where the fuck did it go? Here we go, here we go. I see a fraudulent charge of a dollar. I'm gonna go to the name of the shit. Let me punch it in. Now, mind you, it's only a dollar. But it's my fucking dollar. You get it? It's not your dollar. It is mine. And you're not gonna just take my shit without me getting pissed. Okay. Uh let's see, okay. That's the punching is, sorry. Oh, so it's Woodstock Day School. I see a charge from Woodstock Day School for one doll hair. So my issue is there's been a whole bunch. I don't know Woodstock daycare. I don't live in fucking New York. I don't have any children that go there. I don't have any children. So my thing is, with all these uh issues going on with fucking daycares and uh schools and and fraudulent activity from the schools, I'm like, ah, fuck that, dude. They're gonna send uh I'm guessing that some fraud fraudulent shit is going on, and if you do that to a fucking thousand people of a dollar, you're getting a thousand dollars. You have to have a computer that does it. I don't know, I'm not a hacker. But if you you see what I'm saying, you do that, you have a computer that does it a thousand times a day, nobody's gonna notice a dollar, it adds up. But I noticed my dollar, dick. Alright? Asshole. So Woodstock Day School in Sogartes, New York, Sogatees, New York, something like that. Um, I find their number and email, I email them. Say, hey, there was a charge on my credit card, it was from your thing, can you take it off? Blah, blah, blah. No response. They said, fuck you. Fuck you. So I call them back. I call them the next morning. It's only a dollar, but it's not the fucking point. I talk to the lady, and I'm a little annoyed. You know, I'm not yelling, but I'm annoyed. I'm like, dude, you're charging me a dollar. The dollar, again, it's only a dollar, but you're charging me, you're trying to take my money, and I don't like it. So I uh I talked to the lady and I'm annoyed and she said, Oh, we've been having problems. Yeah. Uh you're not the only one that called us, or whatever. Or some shit like that. Right? So I said, Well, I want my dollar back. You know? And she more or less was like, I forgot, you know, word for word, but it's more or less like, uh, well, that's really that's not our problem. I said, it is your problem. It's coming from your business. So obviously somebody's doing something fraudulent there if you're getting charged, you know. That's what I'm guessing. I don't know. Um I said, it is, it's coming, it starts with you, and then if there's an issue, then you gotta figure it out. But I want my money back. That's not my problem, or whatever. But I said, Yeah, it is your problem. Then she didn't like, you know, that tone. She didn't like that. She goes, I don't like the way you're speaking with me, and hangs up. What a fucking bitch. So I call back, no answer. I find the number to their finance director. They have a finance director. Stefan Bitters better's Stefan Better. Let's see. I call Stefan Better. A finance person of Woodstock. Uh, day school. And I called No, this is a few minutes later. Call. No answer. Voicemail. I figure they gotta help me. I call back probably an hour later. Um and uh the lady answers. I was like, I would like to speak with Stefan Betters. Stefan Betters? I believe that's who it is. Who's calling? Nanya. Nanya business. I would like to speak with her, please. Thank you. So this bitch doesn't fucking hang up on me again. I call there. It rings and rings and rings. This bitch probably fucking told the other person, hey, don't answer. He's an asshole on the other line. About his dollar. No answer. I leave a voicemail. I was polite voicemails. Hey, if you can call me back, this would be great. No one calls back. Uh since then I I said, you know what? Fuck them. You know? Fuck them. I am gonna report them to the Better Business Bureau, which I've never done before, and I did it for the first time. Am I is it because I'm getting older? Or am I just less patient to the bullshit? So I don't know if they're intentionally doing it, or I don't know if something happened on their end. I don't know. Because the I couldn't get that far to talk to them because they hung up on me. And they wouldn't answer any of my phone calls. So I could just assume that something fraudulent is going on over there, and I got charged a dollar fraudulently. Could it be a bigger scam that's going on over there? Maybe, maybe not. I don't know. But like I said, I was never uh they never informed me of anything because they hung up on me. So I sent them, I filled out the Better Business Bureau, I sent them the email requesting a callback, advising them that uh I will talk about this little incident. Um, and um no callback. So if you get a charge from uh Woodstock Day School in Socrates, New York, I would call them up and uh dispute the charge and then go to the Better Business Bureau. That's what I would do. And that's what I did do. And I know it's only a dollar, but like I said, whether they did it or not, fraudulently or they were hacked themselves, we don't know because nobody would respond back to me. Uh if they do it to you, they're gonna do it to somebody else and they're gonna they can make thousands a day. It's a good scam. That is a good scam. It's almost like the office. Office space, office, office space, whatever the fuck it was. The movie where they took a couple cents from a few thousand people and made big money. Same shit. So if you get uh a thing, don't be embarrassed just because if it's it's a it's a dollar, it's your dollar. Get your fucking dollar back. You could buy you could buy other things for dollars. You can buy gum, you can buy do whatever the fuck you want with that dollar, it's not their dollar. So then I fucking not trusting them, I had to fucking uh re fucking uh renew my credit card or fucking uh change it up, lock that one, get a new one. What a fucking pain in the ass. Um so that was my fucking thing. Uh so should we get my credit card soon? Just because them or somebody want to take my fucking dollar. Whoever took my dollar, I hope they go fuck themselves. I was gonna say something worse just now, but I said I hope they fuck themselves. That's fine, I'll just leave it at that. What else? What else? What else? What else? Let me see, let me see. Reclining we talked about that, bitch of the lu out. Dustin, I don't have the video in the thing. Uh I was watching uh YouTube and I see let me let me pull it up. Hold on, see if I have the video. Let me see if I got it. Come on, YouTube. Hold on.

SPEAKER_01 51:03

Uh okay, let's see.

SPEAKER_02 51:12

Okay. So I was um going through fucking, you know, social media and all this bullshit. And I see a video of an uh Arkansas police officer or trooper or whatever running over a geese on a highway. Dude, that's fucking ridiculous. That is fucking disgusting. What the fuck is wrong with you? So aww. So there's a video. It's it's uh it's disgusting and terrible. Listen, here's the deal. I don't know why this asshole decided to run over fucking geese. Alright? They're on the highway, they cause a traffic jam, he's over there, he's fixing it. You could fucking get out of your fucking shit cruiser, you lazy fuck, and get them out of there. You know what I mean? Close down two lanes, let a lane go by. When there's cars going by on the left on the left side, the birds aren't gonna walk into the fucking car. They're gonna go the other way. So you could get them out and shush them to the side. You don't fucking run them over. What the fuck is wrong with you? I wouldn't I wouldn't do it. They're saying that they tried everything and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Uh that was the only way for them to get them back, you know, to clear the highway and this, this, and that. I'm telling you right now, if Big Sarge was like, hey, you gotta run them over, I'd be like, nah, I'm not doing that. You're out of your fucking mind. Send me another unit and we'll uh or send animal control, we'll get him out of there. But uh, let's see. Let's see the video. Hold on, hold on. Here we go. Let me click on this bitch. But I wouldn't do it. There's no fucking way. I had to shoot a uh a deer who got impaled on a fence, and there was nothing you could do, it was impaled on the fence, an iron fence. And uh that was crazy. But that's different, you know? But running over a fucking, there was little ducklings and it looked like mom and dad or whatever it was, and you just fucking run them over, that's heartless. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. If you're able to do that just to clear cars off of uh, you know, just to clear traffic, and you could I don't know about your judgment or your compassion to be a cop. I don't know, I couldn't fucking do it. You're out of your fucking mind. Now, let's just say those ducks were fucking attacking me and they were gonna kill me. I would shoot the shit out of those ducks and stop them out. But that's to protect my life and the life of others. Fuck the ducklings. But for a traffic jam. My training and experience says that there's another way to get them away, uh out of harm's way and and clear up traffic rather than running them over. I don't I don't know about your judgment, dude. I don't know. I don't like it. I don't know if I could be friends with you. I'm uh I would say I'm I like I'm a cap guy. I'm a cap guy, you know what I mean? I like my cap guys, I'm a cap guy, you know? I like my uh my caps. But that one, I don't like that one. I don't like it. Let's watch the video. Hold on, let's see.

SPEAKER_00 55:02

Arkansas State Police have since confirmed to THG 11 they are aware of the video and have provided additional context. In a statement, ASP says drivers had begun slowing and stopping, creating the risk for a serious crash. Officials say the trooper spent several minutes trying to move.

SPEAKER_02 55:22

Several okay. They're already stopped. Well, you're not gonna cause a serious fucking crash. Get the fuck out of here. That bull you can have a serious crash whenever. Anytime. And he was there for several minutes. No, he probably just got there. Yeah, several minutes, that's not a lot. Yeah, it's uh you just got there. I bet you never got out of the fucking car. Shithead.

SPEAKER_00 55:45

Oh, let me stop. Ultimately two ASP says drivers had begun slowing and stopping, creating the risk for a serious crash. Officials say the trooper spent several minutes trying to move the geese out of the roadway, but ultimately two of the geeklings ultimately died. ASP Director, Colonel Mike Hagar, shared a more personal explanation online, pointing to deadly crashes that he has seen caused by sudden slowdowns on interstates. He says the trooper spent more than 20 minutes trying to resolve the situation, even contacted Arkansas Gaiman Fish. Uh, didn't get did not reach them, unfortunately, but he describes the situation as more of a lose-lose scenario where protecting human life had to come first.

SPEAKER_02 56:35

Reaction online has to be swift and still not a fan of your decision. All right. You did what you had to do if you're if you're there for 20 minutes, you're there for 20 minutes. I guess, but I'm not a fan. Not a fan of that shit. I you could have fucking got them out of the way somewhat some other way. I've never seen that shit in 20 plus years. A moose? Yeah, they fucking they shot a moose because think about it. You crash and uh you crash into a moose on a highway, you're fucking dead. I've seen that. And uh there's not a lot of moose is around at all, ever. And this I bet you somebody has a fucking moose pet and they got away. Because there's no reason to be uh have a moose over here. Anyway, but whatever. There was a moose and uh it was going towards the highway they had to kill it. That I get it sucks, but that you're gonna kill fucking people. The the horrendous traffic by sudden slowdowns. I know, I know what you're doing. I know. Everybody does it. From my training experience, we've seen many, many dangerous uh things. Uh uh, so this has to have been done. I get the verbiage. You know, I'm still on your side, but I don't I don't trust, I don't like you on this one. I don't know about your judgment and compassion. But I mean, hey, he could be a fucking good dude. I could be totally wrong, you know. I don't want I'm not I don't want to call him an asshole, but that was an asshole move. I will say that. He's probably a good dude. He could own a fucking shelter for animals. You know? He could be one of the people that take ducks and shit from oil spills and clean them with dawn soap. He could be that guy, but I don't know. Anyway, telling you now, if uh my supervisor's like you gotta run him over, I'm like, nah, I don't think so. Not today. Not gonna do it. Oh, you're being insubordinate? Yeah, pretty sure I'm gonna do that. I'm not, I'm gonna be insubordinate. I'm not doing this shit. You're out of your mind. Come over here and help me pick him up, and we'll move him. But uh, alright. Well, this was uh right, Day. Thank you for listening, you know. Uh thank you for listening about my Karen story. Don't be a Karen yourself. I don't care for Karen. And um, if you come across ducks on the highway, don't run them over or beast or whatever the fuck they are, don't run them over. Just like it take the extra few minutes, get out. Church them. You could have church them. I'm a I'm a pro churcher, pro churcher. Anyway, uh thankfully I'm out, motherfucker.