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WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT? #113
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SPEAKER_14Good.
SPEAKER_11Let's fix my volume. Can you hear me?
SPEAKER_15Yes.
SPEAKER_11I don't know what it is with my fucking voice, I think I'm losing it. I tried yelling at somebody because they had their headlights on. Too bright. And uh I realized I couldn't yell. I don't know what it is.
SPEAKER_15You thought they were gonna hear you through the fucking car?
SPEAKER_11Well no, so we were at a uh 4th of July thing of Dewey. Okay. Fireworks. Yeah. And uh it's all dark in a parking lot. These fucking assholes got their lights on in the next parking lot aiming it at us. Shut the fucking lights off! Yeah, shut the lights off! And then that's when I realized I couldn't fucking maybe my voice is changing because I'm getting older. Sup, baby. You gotta let me lick that. Sub girl. Yo. Yo, girl. You gotta let me get up in there. His voice making you creamy.
SPEAKER_15It's like it's like uh is it Barry Manilo or what's his name? Barry White, Barry White, there we go.
SPEAKER_11Who's Barry Manilo? Some other dude.
SPEAKER_15He has to be a singer, because it's Barry Manilo.
SPEAKER_11Okay, let me you want to see the difference between Barry Manilo and Barry White? Yes. Okay. So here we go, okay. Let me uh get my thing going here. Barry Manilo. What the fuck did I think of Barry Manilo? Oh fuck knows. Alright. Here we go. Cadillac. Cadillac? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I like Cadillac.
SPEAKER_14I do too.
SPEAKER_11I can't afford it. Alright, let's see. Barry Metalo.
SPEAKER_15Yeah, okay, now, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like the complete opposite. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_11Let's listen to Barry Mendelow.
SPEAKER_09I remember all my life. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11Okay, got that? Yeah, yeah, I think we got it. I think that's all we need. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all we need to do.
SPEAKER_15Now Barry White.
SPEAKER_11Barry White.
SPEAKER_15Not to be confused with Barry Weiss.
SPEAKER_11I don't know who that is either, but that's it, didn't we?
SPEAKER_15That's right.
SPEAKER_11Huge difference.
SPEAKER_15Yeah, huge difference.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, yeah, huge difference. We've definitely got our plane the other.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, baby. Yeah, let me make that butthole girl.
SPEAKER_07I mean, really, when you really specifically want me to split them cheap. I can even feel myself.
SPEAKER_11Look at the tiger. Look at the tiger.
SPEAKER_07Nobody but you. We got it together, baby. I ever think.
SPEAKER_11Alright, so since you know the difference. Yeah, now I know the difference. I don't even know where well we where we're going with that.
SPEAKER_15You said you were fucking sick. Or you're losing your voice.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. Oh, I said I sound like Barry White. But you're like Manilow. I got it now. I don't know what it is. Barry Weiss. Maybe allergies? What's Barry Weiss?
SPEAKER_15She's the uh the boss at CBS News, and she's gonna take over uh CNN when the merger happens and all that bullshit.
SPEAKER_11Is that good or bad? Most people say it's bad. That's fucking text. It's fucking text. Let me go into my notes. I had some stuff in my notes.
SPEAKER_15Dustin Poirier trying to fight fucking cops at the airport, dude.
SPEAKER_11That's what, yeah, that's a good one. Would you have fought him? No. Would you fucking dumb? Wow, at the past.
SPEAKER_15I think I would have.
SPEAKER_11Just to go out on the summer off.
SPEAKER_15Well, well, yeah, you'd have working workers' comp and two.
SPEAKER_11They're like, yo, I fought a UFC.
SPEAKER_15I fucking fought Dustin Poirier.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_15Yeah, come on.
unknownOh.
SPEAKER_15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_11I'm like, back up, bitch. Yeah, because how many people get to fight a UFC fighter?
SPEAKER_15Right.
SPEAKER_11That you know is a UFC fighter.
SPEAKER_15Right. That's awesome. Like a main carter.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_15And would you, if you're fucking getting tapped out at that point, are you are you blasting him, dude?
SPEAKER_11Yeah, as soon as he grabs my neck, I'm but by the time I fucking realize he's got my neck, I'm already fucking knocked out.
SPEAKER_15I think if he squares up on you, you have enough to fucking shoot him. Because you can say, this guy is known to fucking one to fight. He's a world champion. He's a world champion and he can fucking murder you. Yeah. And I don't know how to fight. You can say that. You can easily say, I don't know how to fight.
SPEAKER_11He's lucky to get fucking shot.
SPEAKER_15Yeah.
SPEAKER_11See, I think a lot of these people don't realize this shit when they square up against the cop. The problem is a UFC fighter, they don't get it that this motherfucker could shoot you.
SPEAKER_15Yeah.
SPEAKER_11In a second.
SPEAKER_15Not only that, I think there's a lot of cops that would let their ego, which props to the guy, the the cop that was there. Ah he has to be. That would be like, nah, I fucked this motherfucker. I can fight him. Like, nah, you cannot fight him.
SPEAKER_11I would spray him right off the rip. Spray him. I would spray him. Yeah.
SPEAKER_15I would spray him and then tussle with him. And he'd still probably.
SPEAKER_11I'm not getting caught in those fucking hands. Hell no, dude. Dude. He could do it.
SPEAKER_15That would be a one once in a lifetime.
SPEAKER_11He could, even if he's sprayed, once he realizes this is your neck and this is your head.
SPEAKER_15So you have two disadvantages. He has two disadvantages. He's drunk. So he might have that retard strength, right? But he's still drunk.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_15And he's pepper sprayed. That alone, you can you can probably get him at least on his back.
SPEAKER_11No, I if you have a couple people, you could get him. Oh, yeah. You can subdue them. Yeah, yeah. But by yourself, if he doesn't panic with the pepper spray, you're fucked.
SPEAKER_15So it could go both ways. It could be he could be unaffected because he's drunk. Or he could be like totally fucking knocked out.
SPEAKER_11Or you could be like, oh, this is great. Yeah, he could overreact on it.
SPEAKER_04A lot of podcasts performing.
SPEAKER_06Try to be all in one, but the fuck was that?
SPEAKER_11Some dumb fucking cunt. Stupid bitch. Can't talk.
SPEAKER_15Talking about cops. That fucking dude that ran swam across a fucking lake. You got aim by an alligator?
SPEAKER_11Oh, yeah, we'll put that on. Let's see.
SPEAKER_12Let's go, big dog. What's going on? What's up? Bunch of hoes. Let's go. Bunch of hoes. Let's go. Yeah, pull me off the plane. All my boys went to the f crib.
SPEAKER_03Now what the f and this is why you got fired.
SPEAKER_12You dust the board here? I'll fight you right now. No, I don't want to fight, bro. I'll go with you, right now. I don't want to fight, bro. I don't wanna fight. I don't wanna fight. Radio, have you? Yeah, tell him, tell him, come on. Bro, just it's gonna be bad, but relax. I got the taser going. That's right. How are you guys gonna fight something? Radio 37 champ. Boy, you relax, relax, relax, bro. Relax.
SPEAKER_11Relax, bro. He should have fucking taser. That would have been great.
SPEAKER_15I'm gonna bang you up.
SPEAKER_11Bro, relax.
SPEAKER_15But the problem is you taser him and he gets away from the taser. Just relax. You're fucked. Because he's now charging at you at UFC speed, bro. This guy's gonna take you to the ground and break your arm.
SPEAKER_12What's going on, bro? Talk to me and the beast is s line holes, man. Let's go. Arrest me.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, he's putting your arm out. There we go. Do it. Get it done.
SPEAKER_12Arrest me.
SPEAKER_11I think what happened was once the other cop showed up, I think he kind of came to his senses quick.
SPEAKER_15My thing is, it would be my fucking luck, because I don't really know like UFC like that, that I don't know who the fuck this guy is. Right? And I just walk up on him and he squares up and I'm like, alright, fuck you. I'm gonna square up. Yeah, I'll fight you too. Fuck you, I'll give you a few. And then I'm in the ground with with a fucking on a on my back with my fucking arm to my side fucking twisted.
SPEAKER_11Well that's when that's when I would show up. Right?
SPEAKER_15Oh, that's Poirier. Fuck you. Get the fuck out of there.
SPEAKER_11That's when when I would show up. And I'd be like, yo, what are you doing now? I whisper in your ear of like, not a good move. Or I would just spray him right off the rim. Yeah.
SPEAKER_15Spray both of us.
SPEAKER_11Oh yeah, everybody's getting sprayed. Sorry. You're gonna have to get it too for being stupid. For putting me in this position, you're getting it. Why'd you spray your partner? Because he's being an asshole. He should have known better. I told him to watch these UFC fights. You don't watch them. Yeah, he would have uh he could have got fucking shot. He probab yeah, he could have, honestly. If it was somebody different, that guy. The cop was smart. He's like, alright, I'm gonna fight you. You know what it would have sucked like if he was if it was me and my voice cracked?
SPEAKER_13Yeah.
SPEAKER_14I don't want to fight you.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, so uh you're talking about the moment we got that that dude gotta eat my alligator?
SPEAKER_15Yeah, that dude's fucking getting chased by the fucking sheriffs or whatever. Gets crosses the fucking river midway past like almost getting to the edge, he fucking gets snatched.
SPEAKER_11Good for fuck that dude. Let's see, this alligator helps diabetes. Let's see.
SPEAKER_03A DWI suspect allegedly ran from police straight into dangerous waters. The St. Charles Parish Sheriff in Louisiana says Victor Rivas was stopped by law enforcement after people reported a car driving recklessly. Revas was pulled over and allegedly fled the scene on foot, then tried to swim away. But you know that there's some unexpected assistance in the form of an alligator.
SPEAKER_15That's right. Oh, there it goes.
SPEAKER_03He's charged with operating a vehicle while heard and resisting an officer. I thought he died in the meanwhile, the sheriff thought it appropriate to honor the alligator deputizing it. That's so fucking funny to deputize the swamp to continue to say. For inside edition, digital.
SPEAKER_11I thought he died. I thought so too.
SPEAKER_15What about that old dude uh Yellowstone that fucking was he chasing? Was he was he moving the buffalo away from his grandkids or something?
SPEAKER_11They said no, that motherfucker was running for his life. He probably forgot he had fucking grandkids.
SPEAKER_15I think they said that he was like trying to get hit the Hell No, that motherfucker was running for his life. That shit was funny as fuck.
SPEAKER_11So the guy in if no people don't know, I was he in like a a like a park that you could get out of your car? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_15So you're already attacking other like sites. He was like rampaging, basically.
SPEAKER_11Going crazy.
SPEAKER_15Yeah. This guy was like, fuck it, I'll get out of my car.
SPEAKER_11Stupid asshole. Stupid fucking asshole. Let's see this one. Uh oh.
SPEAKER_01He fucking went like 10 feet in the air, dude.
SPEAKER_10That is in Yellowstone National Park.
SPEAKER_04So scary. New specialist Shelby Lofton spoke to Utah experts very familiar with dangerous animal encounters. Shelby?
SPEAKER_11I I you know. That's a hold on. The video of That's a true beast.
SPEAKER_15Yes, and and and I would be the one. I don't know if it's the Puerto Rican in me or something, that I I want to ride the fucking Buffalo dude. I feel like I want to wrangle that motherfucker.
SPEAKER_14Yeah.
SPEAKER_11I'm like, oh wrangle it. Go ahead. That dude, that pretty much that Buffalo ran up on that guy, nodded yes, and threw him fucking.
SPEAKER_15Pretty much and threw him in the air.
SPEAKER_11Fucking feet in the air. He nodded. He's like, hey, are you pissed off I'm here? Yeah. Yep. And nodded that motherfucker. Do you imagine?
SPEAKER_15Dude. And he's lucky he didn't get gored because they have little horns. Yeah. They have like like bullhorns, like small horns.
SPEAKER_11Well, they look little because a fucking thing is a beast. Yeah. That's a scary. That's like a devil beast.
SPEAKER_15It's like the size of a semi-truck, dude. That thing is huge.
SPEAKER_11So when you look at those, whenever you think of a demon. Or some kind of animal demon, you think of that or a fucking goat. That's why every fucking like devil movie has like a goat. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, that thing. Nah, fuck that, dude. I wouldn't start crying. That's my worst fear.
SPEAKER_15You can tell the dude isn't in the military because when he flew through the air, he didn't lock his knees together to like brace for impact. So you know he blew his fucking hips out.
SPEAKER_11You guys.
SPEAKER_15No, when you're like parachuting down, you they tell you like brace your fucking knees together, break your legs. No, not bison draining.
SPEAKER_11See, and I'm gonna tell you the truth. I'm not even being funny or whatever. If I'm going somewhere like this, I'm carrying the 50.
SPEAKER_15That's not doing nothing, homie. You think so?
SPEAKER_11Let's see. After this, we're gonna we're gonna try it. We're not trying it, but we're gonna google it.
SPEAKER_14Pull up the 50.
SPEAKER_11Let's go to fucking Bearsley Park and kill a buffalo. It'll do something. It's gotta do something to fucking slow it down.
SPEAKER_06This video of the attack has someone criticizing your 65-year-old grandpa taking pictures. Others say he did nothing wrong. Wildlife biologist Ben Morris has seen his fair share of close calls between bison and bystanders. This encounter is different.
SPEAKER_08In this case, he's yelling, I'm mad, I'm upset, I'm not feeling good. You guys are all around me.
SPEAKER_06The bison is already agitated because it's rutting season.
SPEAKER_08This is the time of year that they're breeding, and so the males are doing pop-up on hormone.
SPEAKER_06A few minutes before this, and charge through a campsite.
SPEAKER_08Look how scary that is. You were the person that was knocked down, you want to get down and stay down and hold still.
SPEAKER_06At Antelope Island, they run into similar issues. They have a rule of thumb they live by, literally.
SPEAKER_08Just hold your hand out, look at the animal, make sure it stays in between the sides of your thumb. That's about a hundred yards. They welcome tourists.
SPEAKER_11Oh my god.
SPEAKER_08Especially this time of year. Bulls are hitting each other, fighting, they're chasing cows, like bulls are bellowing.
SPEAKER_06This yellowstone attack reminds us to appreciate from a distance.
SPEAKER_08They start throwing dirt behind their shoulder, or you stomp. That may be the last thing you see for vertical colours. He literally just pushed them.
SPEAKER_06Reporting on analogies.
SPEAKER_15I'd be I'd be the one. I'd be the one getting nice and close.
SPEAKER_11Um let's see, let's see, let's see.
SPEAKER_15Dude, I'm telling you, a 50 will not take it out. You'd have to hit it dead between the fucking eyes as it's charging at you, dude.
SPEAKER_11That's what I would do. I would I would No fucking way. I would blade, and then I would No way, dude. Point. I would lock my wrist, push pull, and bah. I was just like this.
SPEAKER_15Hell no.
SPEAKER_11But all you hear is mm-hmm and that's it. Dead. Will a it's gonna be AEL bison. Kill a buffalo. Let's see.
SPEAKER_15The bison. No, they're not. Buffaloes are like the ones in Africa.
SPEAKER_11The fucking wildebeest.
SPEAKER_15They just call them buffaloes, even though they're not.
SPEAKER_11I did not know this. Bison hunt. Look at how giant that thing is, dude.
SPEAKER_15I thought they were not supposed to hunt hunt them.
SPEAKER_11I don't know. It doesn't show me anything. Oh A. A.
unknownO.
SPEAKER_11A. So the Desert Eagle is like it's a different fifty. So there's fifty would fucking break it in half. Yeah. But I'm talking about the the desert eagle. I think it would. Yeah, it would. It would kill it. It's a big fucking round.
SPEAKER_15Yeah, it's a big fucking animal.
SPEAKER_11Let's see what it does to watermelons, because that'd be similar.
SPEAKER_15No. That dude doesn't have a wrist now. Yep, there is three. Yeah, but it's a watermelon. I know. Fuck it. You know, like take a bison that's 3,000 pounds.
SPEAKER_11I'd kill that motherfucker. Oh.
SPEAKER_15What about a bear? A grizzly bear.
SPEAKER_11So I had a 454 Casul.
SPEAKER_15You had a fight with the gri grizzly bear?
SPEAKER_11Yep. I had what's called it was the Ruger Alaskan. Yeah. And what that was made for was uh a polar bear or a grizzly bear. That's what it was made for. It was a revolver.
SPEAKER_15I would take, would you take on a grizzly or a polar bear?
SPEAKER_11Neither. Polar bears, I heard of worse. Or worse, yeah. But either way you're fucked. That's like saying I have a billion dollars or two billion dollars. It really doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_15Yeah. You're still being a billionaire.
SPEAKER_11You're still a billionaire. Yeah. So, hey, I fought a grizzly. Oh, I fought a fucking polar bear. Either way, you're fucked.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_11Even a black bear, you're fucked, or a brown bear anything. A German Shepherd would kill you. I think I could tap.
SPEAKER_15I get I can Dustin Poirier a black bear.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. I bet you could.
SPEAKER_10Not a grizzly, though.
SPEAKER_11Let's see. This is what I had, the Ruger Alaskan.
SPEAKER_10454 Kassoul. Let's check it out.
SPEAKER_11Let's check it out. Uh uh. Uh-uh.
SPEAKER_15That could take on a fucking grizzly. I don't think so.
SPEAKER_11That's what it's for. The Ruger Alaskan. That's what it's for. You're supposed to carry it like right on your chest. Uh uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Let's fast forward this bitch. Come on.
SPEAKER_10Talking about. As far as it doesn't turn this way, but of course. Hold on. Three pounds, 5.4.
SPEAKER_11What did he break it? Alright, hold on.
SPEAKER_10No comparison. Let's check out the trigger pull way. Watch this.
SPEAKER_11Here we go.
SPEAKER_14God damn.
SPEAKER_11I had this fucker.
SPEAKER_15For what? You think a grizzly's gonna break through your front door, dude?
SPEAKER_11I'm fucking stupid. I sold it.
SPEAKER_10And for a little bit of a comparison, I have my GP 100, and this is in 357 Magnum. Uh and I just wanted to kind of get up to the city. Now look at the round sizes. The GP 100 is a pretty hefty firearm all the time.
SPEAKER_11I carried that fucking 454 a couple times. I used to bring my 50 cal to work. I had a shoulder holster. I still have it. I'm gonna carry it. I'm gonna wear it to work.
SPEAKER_15I like the shoulder holster. I see a lot of more companies selling them.
SPEAKER_11I'm gonna wear it. I'm gonna wear it to work. So this keeps it. That's all steel, dude. Yeah. Come on, show the fucking rounds.
SPEAKER_15Yeah, but you pull that out like Clint Eastwood.
SPEAKER_11Oh, you can't fucking you pull that shit, dude.
SPEAKER_15You're going to jail. They're like, dude, what'd you expect was gonna happen? You brought a cannon. You brought a fucking cannon.
SPEAKER_11Hold on. Come on, show the fucking rounds quick. There we go, there we go. Alright, cool.
SPEAKER_10Ignites the powder to a stronger level, and it just makes the velocity increase. Which makes recoil increase considerably. Now here we have the 44 Magnum and we have 357 Magnum. The 454 Casul has 75% more recoil than your 44 Magnum. I personally have that hot load, a 44 Magnum, I like. Compared to the 454, there is no comparison. Let's check out the trigger pull weight with our lemon trick.
SPEAKER_15Did you know that um in eighteen oh five they had uh you know Lewis and Clark They had the expeditions, right?
SPEAKER_11Yes.
SPEAKER_15The government never told the expeditionists about bears. Because they didn't want to scare them off. So then they just get attacked. So they so they were told, you know, head west, you know, towards the Mississippi.
SPEAKER_07Right.
SPEAKER_15Just to to uh gather as much information on like the wildlife, the area, terrain, and all that. And they knew about the grizzlies, and they're like, yeah, don't fucking tell them, because if not, they're gonna they're not gonna do it.
SPEAKER_11That's fucked up.
SPEAKER_15And then they went, they met up with some tribes, and the tribes are like, you're gonna see this fucking animal, and it's we it's a demon. And they're giant they're bigger than fucking wolves, and they will fucking tear through you and wolves. And so Lewis and Clark had like, I think it was like five other guys with them. And um they encountered one and it was like a baby. And they like surrounded it, fucking shot it, and it took uh they said that it took like five of them to take it down, and it was a baby, and they were like, from here on out, we see this, we have to do it like in groups. Holy shit, we cannot do it alone. Imagine seeing a grizzly for the first time of like you've never seen an animal this fucking huge, and then you just see that. And it's attacking you, it's running at you like a fucking dog. Fucking shit. You imagine like back in the day, dude? Like through the fucking like you're in a forest. That's like seeing Sasquatch now. Yeah. And it's chasing after you. And you're like, what the fuck is that giant fucking thing running after you?
SPEAKER_11Oh, grizzly uh E white. Uh grizzly bear. Let's see what a grizzly bear. Ooh, let's see a big one. Impressive size of a grizzly bear. All right. Commercial.
SPEAKER_15Fucking turds. This is why you gotta pay for YouTube previews.
SPEAKER_11I ain't doing that shit. I'll just hit skip.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, thank you, Mitch. I'll knew this morning. Large grizzly bears are out and about in Montana. Jamie Gogan posted this. Yeah, thank you, Mitch.
SPEAKER_11She's a Keebler.
SPEAKER_05Large grizzly bears are out and about in Montana. Jamie Gogan posted that fucking thing. They're bigger than bisons. Is now this grizzly's personal scratch tree. Your big fishwater is using the pictures to help teach people how to tell the difference between black and grizzly bears. And how are we gonna do that? Yeah, one's uh the size of a semi-truck.
SPEAKER_11One's the size of a small dog, the other one's the size of a truck. Yeah. Stupid ass. How about this? You leave it alone.
SPEAKER_15Oh, look, let's see. Fucking yeah, so at first Lewis and Clark encountered a brown bear. And then they were like, this thing's a fucking beast. And then like the Indians were like, nah, wait till you see a fucking grizzly bear.
SPEAKER_11Wait till you see this beast.
SPEAKER_15Yeah, yeah, yeah. They encountered like yogi bear. And then it was like, and then it was like a fucking demon.
SPEAKER_11You know, like back in the day when you'd have like uh cowboys and Indians roaming the fucking field and shit, how many dead people they must have saw that got eaten by a fucking bear or something, some wildlife. Must have been fucking nuts. Fucking insane, dude. Yeah.
SPEAKER_15We're like, ah, well. Like, like imagine when they had the gold rush, gold rush in k in c in California. Yeah. And they're fucking. And obviously there's fucking, yeah, there's fucking the bounty hunters and all the craziness that I can't even imagine how that shit was. In the middle of the mountains. And then people are shooting people left and right. Yeah. And now there's fucking grizzly bears everywhere, dude.
SPEAKER_11They gotta fight a fucking grizzly.
SPEAKER_15Yeah, fuck that, dude.
SPEAKER_11They had so I I was looking at these uh it's on Instagram. They have like the graves and stuff, and they read off the old graves of how they died and shit. Mm-hmm. Like the tomb the the headstones. And one was like a slave that she went out to go, it was a young girl. She went out to go like hang the um laundry and a bear fucking killed her. And said it on the tombstone bear attack. Yeah. Fuck.
SPEAKER_01Let's see what this fucking people don't realize about the eighteen oh four Lewis and Clark expedition is that this was the first well-documented encounter that explorers ever had with grizzly bears. There were other explorers who had seen them, but what they wrote about those sightings were basically completely unknown to the general public and the scientific. But it was treated as classified military log information and was never distributed for public or secured in Mexico. My name's Luke, I'm an American explorer. Did you ever see that movie?
SPEAKER_11Yeah, did you ever see when uh that guy was getting mauled by a bear?
SPEAKER_15The real a real life one?
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_15Uh trying to make friends with it?
SPEAKER_11Hold on.
SPEAKER_15Oh, the one that videotaped it. Yes.
SPEAKER_11Or something.
SPEAKER_15Uh actually, um, there was one where the guy tried to befriend it, and then they had to the police had to like classify the video because it was so gruesome.
SPEAKER_11Oh yeah. Yeah. So let me see. Why grizzly bear man didn't survive. Alright, let's see. Because he got eaten.
SPEAKER_02Timothy Treadwell was a bear enthusiast.
SPEAKER_11Was.
SPEAKER_02I love you.
SPEAKER_11Look at how huge that thing is. Fucking people. He's like, I love you. Look, that fucking thing doesn't love you.
SPEAKER_15But it's always certain type of people.
SPEAKER_11The white man. That think that they can tame a fucking bear, dude. We have uh the white man loves to uh love wild animals. Yes. Uh active shooting and pedophilia.
SPEAKER_13Yeah.
SPEAKER_11Hey, what are you gonna do? We got our things. I don't know what to tell you. There's a culture in it. There's other cultures that got gang violence. There's other ones that got cartel violence. What do you want to do? I didn't fucking make it up. I'm just standing in observation. Yeah. What are you gonna do? Shit happens. Titans got mafia killings.
SPEAKER_15Right. Hey, there has to be a Steve Irwood somewhere. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_11Oh, this guy was not in.
SPEAKER_02I think he was trying to be Alaskan grizzly bears. That's great. Up until the moment they ate him alive. It was the end of a routine expedition in October 2017. See, it's the same haircut. Timothy's girlfriend Amy heard him screaming outside their tent. The same thing spent the last 13 years getting close to were tearing him apart. Literally, and they were sick of it.
SPEAKER_11Does she die too?
SPEAKER_02The next day, a pilot was scheduled to pick up Timothy and Amy, but as soon as he arrived at their campsite, it was clear there was no one left to take home. At first, the campsite seemed empty until the pilot noticed a grizzly gnawing on something unusual. A human rib cage. They examined the grim scene and collected what was then identified as Timothy and Amy's remains.
SPEAKER_14That would be a good way of getting rid of somebody.
SPEAKER_11I already caught Yeah, I was just kidding. The grizzly by I don't want this. Like, God damn it. Let me change that. It uh it burned in a fire.
SPEAKER_15Yeah.
SPEAKER_11He's on fire.
SPEAKER_02Their final moments had been caught on tape. Acclaimed documentary filmmaker Werner Herzog is one of the few people who have listened to the audio.
SPEAKER_09True, you must never listen to this.
SPEAKER_02I know, Werner. I'm never going to. Even though it's never been released to the public, there are whispers that it has been leaked to some of the darker corners of the internet. More on that later, because first, we're going to look at what made these grizzlies snap.
SPEAKER_14It's like one guy going screwdriver.
SPEAKER_02Why was Timothy told to leave the bears before October? How many times had he been warned about his dangerous behavior? And why was the camera rolling at the time of his death? The bears filming it's advocated. Timothy struggled to get it. The bears over the camera.
SPEAKER_11Get that motherfucker, yo.
SPEAKER_02Dropping out of college and still rolling into alcoholism, drug advanced funny dude and a mismanagement of firearms.
SPEAKER_11See, do you notice? Alright, when people have alcohol problems and drug problems, they get hyper focused on something. A lot of it's religion or this motherfucker got hyper focused on bears. Yeah. Stupid motherfucker. It's like, I love you. No, it doesn't laugh.
SPEAKER_15No, it doesn't. It wants to eat you.
SPEAKER_11Yes.
SPEAKER_15You're lucky it's eating a salmon right now, but if it wasn't eating that, it'd be eating your face. Yeah.
SPEAKER_0232 says in videos, authorities published a new rule park service.
SPEAKER_11Okay, let's see what he says.
SPEAKER_02Timothy didn't accept park regulations quietly.
SPEAKER_15What a fucking dumbass.
SPEAKER_00Protection for these animals out here. The government flying over a grand total of two times in two months. How dare they? How dare they challenge me? How dare they smear me in their campaigns? How dare they? You mother park service funding.
SPEAKER_15Does he know that the park service rangers also get paid like 30 grand a year?
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_15They get paid less than 40. It's like 40 something grand.
SPEAKER_11It's supposed to be like a retirement part-time job.
SPEAKER_15Yeah, but most of the guys that I've met that do it are just like hippies. And they're like, yeah, I just wanna want to be in the woods. Yeah.
SPEAKER_13For his 2003, which whatever.
SPEAKER_15I mean, we had a guy that retires, and I like it. You know, they do their thing, but they also get paid nothing. So this guy going like, fuck you, park rangers. Like, dude, they could give two fucks.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, they don't give a shit. There was one uh one guy that retired that that's all he wanted to do is I wonder if he's actually doing it. I think was be a park ranger.
SPEAKER_15That's something that I would do when I retired.
SPEAKER_11Because he just wanted to be outside and fucking fucking travel. Yeah, be outside and he liked to hunt anyway. Yeah, but he's not gonna hunt, but you know what I mean. Yeah. Oh, of course.
SPEAKER_00Old new features.
SPEAKER_02Get that's fucking insane, dude. Here we go. October, other campers started to leave Kat May National Park because that's when the bears became more aggressive. But Timothy and Amy decided to stay. Timothy was obsessed with locating his favorite female bear, so they moved their camp to a location where many trails frequently used by bears converged. The camp was also now close to a lake filled with salmon, a madness for bears, especially as winter hibernation approaches, and I'm running desperately. Just now, her hair.
SPEAKER_11Oh shit, here we go.
SPEAKER_02But soon his voice turned into desperate yelling. Amy left the camera recording inside the tent without even removing the lens cap and came out to find a massive 450 kilogram. He was screaming for help, asking her to hit the bear to scare it away. Amy told him to play dead, but the bear wasn't attacking because attacking because it was hungry. Realizing that his situation was hopeless, Timothy told Amy to save herself. The couple wasn't carrying any bear spray or any bear deterrent that might have saved their lives. Just minutes after the recording began, Timothy's scream stopped and the tape ran out. No one knows how long Amy stayed alive after Timothy's attack, but both bodies were found 24 hours later by the pilot who was supposed to fly them home.
SPEAKER_15Holy shit.
SPEAKER_09Amy, get away, get away, go away.
SPEAKER_11Let us hear it, you fuck. Now it's gotta be all fucking dramatic. Shut up.
SPEAKER_09You must never listen to this.
SPEAKER_11You must never listen to this.
SPEAKER_02I know, Werner, no one's gonna hear it.
SPEAKER_11Asshole, let us hear it. You fucking turd. This is a way I'm giving them a fucking thumbs down. Fuck you. Watch this. Thumbs down. Fucking scumbag. I wanted to hear it. I wanna hear the screams. Oh, maybe this one.
SPEAKER_15Oh, they they nobody they've never fucking put it out.
SPEAKER_11Ooh, that's can't be it. Oh, wait. They never freeze black man convicted of bear attack. What? Freeze black man convicted of bear attack. How do you get convicted of a bear attack?
SPEAKER_15What the fuck? Maybe they think they set it up or something. You know? Like what I was saying, like you kill somebody and then you claim it on a bear or something.
SPEAKER_11I don't know. I ran into a bear.
SPEAKER_15Did I tell you?
SPEAKER_11Did I ever tell you that? No. I think so. Anyway. In my front yard.
SPEAKER_14Oh, you fucking like screaming. That was in my underwear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You screamed at it.
SPEAKER_11I think I might have even played it. And the thing just looked at me. Yep. And I was like, oh no, I guess a little scared. Mm-hmm. Chunk. Junk Jerry National.
SPEAKER_15I told you that my German shepherd was outside walking going crazy at a bear. My girl's like, there's a bear. And I'm like, what? There's a fucking bear? And I go outside, I'm like fucking like half changed. And I'm like, oh fuck, there's a bear in front of my dog.
SPEAKER_11I'm keeping my shotgun from now on. After seeing this. My little nine millimeter ain't gonna do shit.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_11Do you think a brown bear or black bear might kill it? Might do something to hurt it.
SPEAKER_15My dog?
SPEAKER_11No, a nine millimeter. Yeah, you'll injure it, but you won't. If it gets inside an organ. Yeah. If it gets inside it's organ.
SPEAKER_15With a bean. I mean, in Connecticut, you're good with beanbag grounds and just fucking smack it in the fucking face and go away.
SPEAKER_11I'm killing that bear.
SPEAKER_15I'm not killing a fucking bear.
SPEAKER_11Killing that motherfucker. I live in the family member. Beanbag to the face. That's fucked up. I'm killing that shit. And then I'm gonna put the head on the wall. Fuck that.
SPEAKER_15I think enough beanbags to the fucking face, you'll fucking cut bags.
SPEAKER_11I don't know if beanbags.
SPEAKER_15Can we buy them? I think we could, right?
SPEAKER_11Yeah, it's a beanbag. If we could buy a fucking shotgun shot. I don't know.
SPEAKER_14I've never tried.
SPEAKER_11I'm gonna get a beanbag round. I would like to shoot my uh deer with paintball guns. They eat my flowers.
SPEAKER_14You've shot deer with paintball guns?
SPEAKER_11I would love to.
SPEAKER_14Oh. They're eating your flowers? Yeah. Whatever. That's what they eat.
SPEAKER_11I don't give a fuck. Go to your fucking house and eat it. You dickhead. Everybody's like, hey, you fucking we're taking over the land of the animals and and we're intruding on their their land. No, motherfucker. I'm an earthling. Earth earthling. Okay? You hear it's in the name. This is my fucking land too. It's not my fucking fault. They can uh nail lumber together, motherfucker. And talk. That's not my fault. So I don't go in your den, they'll come in my fucking den. Right. I'm not like I'm not supposed to be here. Oh, we're taking over their land. No, we're not. This is my land too, you fuck.
SPEAKER_14Right.
SPEAKER_11Asshole. Fuck you, hippie. I don't know why I'm getting so mad at them. Oh, let me go in my notes. I know I got stuff in my notes.
SPEAKER_15Small town with no cops. I read about that a few days ago.
SPEAKER_11Mississippi? Was it Miss Mississippi?
SPEAKER_15Yeah, they uh what was it? There they voted in a mayor. The cops didn't like the mayor, and they all walked out. But there was also there was also like six cops. Like, let's be honest. Yeah, and it was like um It wasn't like uh like a major police force. It was like six dudes who were like, yeah, let's fucking leave this place.
SPEAKER_11And I heard nine there was only like ninety residents. Yeah, and they like ninety homes.
SPEAKER_15And they all went out there with guns and stood in front of the PD, they jumped on the cruisers.
SPEAKER_11Oh the the bad guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The bad guys. But I'm saying the uh I think the town only had like 90.
SPEAKER_15Yeah, there's not that many people there.
SPEAKER_11What the fuck town where was it?
unknownI don't know.
SPEAKER_11I'm getting all these other things. Miss Uh Tennessee? Tennessee, Tennessee. Tennessee, Tennessee. Tennessee. Small town, couch anyway. What is that thing? Yeah, they um Yeah, they're out there with fucking AR-15s in front of the fucking uh PD jumping on the cars and shit.
SPEAKER_14Yep.
SPEAKER_11That's good. They have to have state police that's gotta come through there. That's the only thing. They have to. Yeah. So it really doesn't matter. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_13Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_11There's a lot of fucking small towns that don't have a uh a police force in it. I went, I remember when we first came to this part of Connecticut, I had to use the bathroom. So I went to a PD and the door was locked.
SPEAKER_15What? Oh, you told me about this. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_11I think it was like Ansonia or no, not Ansonia, like uh Beacon Falls or somewhere like that.
SPEAKER_14Yeah.
SPEAKER_11Yep. It was fucking closed.
SPEAKER_15Goldman, Mississippi. Oh, that's what it was.
SPEAKER_12Let's get straight to the point. So Mississippi has been hot right now, like that Christmas cream donut time. Now, you know you got the situation going on with Nola Wheels down there and Ocean Springs, Mississippi, Jackson County Sheriff Department. But let's go and take it up north to Mississippi. Now, this right here is mayor Michael Howard. Now he became the mayor of Goodman, Mississippi June 26, 2025. That's when he was one in or whatever, right? But for some reason, I don't know what's going on with Michael, but whatever, I'm not saying nothing about him. But after he's won in, the entire police force quit their job. They did the keyboard shuffle, but instead of going left and right, they went straight and never looked at it. Now the town is deserted. You have no police force at all.
SPEAKER_11That's crazy.
SPEAKER_12Nobody can do that. Call 911. Imagine the phone was busy and nobody can do that. Now originally, just almost a year later, 2026. And let everybody know that they basically can walk around and do what they want.
SPEAKER_11Damn. Oh yeah, yeah, but they gotta understand stay police is around somewhere. So I guess they just probably had state police assigned to that area.
SPEAKER_15So these uh future doctors are walking around with uh AR-15s and fucking according to according to the instawebs, um, the reason that the police department quit is because they have 90 homes, but only 14 of them were paying taxes.
SPEAKER_11Oh damn.
SPEAKER_15So they had no money. Damn. And then they chose a mayor who I'm assuming wasn't gonna raise taxes. You know what I mean? Like if you got fourteen houses that are sustaining the entire department, let's say there's six fucking dudes and they're like this guy's not gonna say that.
SPEAKER_11They're literally paying their salary. Literally. You could just be like, I'm paying you. Yeah. There's only fourteen of us paying. Yeah. You're not gonna there's no overtime. Matter of fact, I'm coming in there with my own office. Yep. That's crazy.
SPEAKER_15Yep. Some people are saying in the comments that there's parts of South Carolina that don't have police either. Well I guess there's a parts of Connecticut too. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11That there's no PD. Correct. It's just the trooper.
SPEAKER_14Yeah. So what do we call them?
SPEAKER_11Uh resident trooper. Resident Trooper, yeah.
SPEAKER_15So that's that's not that's a normal thing.
SPEAKER_11But they're walking around like there's no like it's lawless. Yes. There's gonna be there's I guarantee there's like two or three troopers probably fucking like alright, you guys are assigned to this fucking shithole. Have fun. It's like I'm wanna do that.
SPEAKER_14Yeah, right. Overtime.
SPEAKER_11Like, uh yeah, it probably is overtime. They just sleep in the car. Yeah. Answer the calls.
SPEAKER_15Yep. They're the they don't care about the the the PD that's there now.
SPEAKER_11I wonder how to figure it out if I was the uh Chief? No, in charge, like I'm the only lawman. If I would turn corrupt and start fucking robbing people.
SPEAKER_15I think like back in the fucking like 1800s, like back in the 17, 1800s, when they were like just the one dude. Like nah, if you don't pay me, I'm not fucking. I ain't doing shit.
SPEAKER_11I'm not doing shit. It's a new motherfucker sure.
SPEAKER_15I a thousand percent believe that most most of the PDs were like that back then. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_15100%.
SPEAKER_11Did you ever like even watching um what's the one? The five points.
unknownI don't know.
SPEAKER_15There's PDs that are corrupt now. Imagine back when there wasn't cameras or people Oh yeah. Didn't like not that w the citizens would have any say, but that we didn't take complaints back in the day.
SPEAKER_11Nah. The five points, it was that I forgot the wood move with uh the fuck's the m other guy. Holy shit. I can't think of fucking anybody today. But it was back when the Irish uh immigrated into the United States and they were in five points New York and all that stuff, and then they had the uh the police force and that guy he would go up to the other fucking ghetto rats that you know live there, and he would say, uh, would you steal today? Oh, I got some of this, and he would go through what he stole and pick out the good shit and then give it back. Yeah. Yeah, it was definitely fucking I believe it.
SPEAKER_15And I think I think most people I I would think most people back in the day they would because that was kind of the culture.
SPEAKER_14Yeah.
SPEAKER_15You know, it was like uh policing back in the day was like a gang, like an actual gang. You know what I mean? And like beating people up.
SPEAKER_11They would stop people from doing fucked up shit, but you gotta, they need they're gonna do their own shit too.
SPEAKER_15Yeah, there's some give. Yeah. You know, it was like uh again, you know, you're walking down the street and you fucking look at a cop the wrong way, you'd get a fucking baton to the fucking side of your head.
SPEAKER_11I wonder if it was safer-ish. I would say like when a cop was around, like, you fuck that.
SPEAKER_15Don't fuck around.
SPEAKER_11Do not play.
SPEAKER_15Don't fucking play.
SPEAKER_11I like watching the Brazilian cops. Yeah, because they're still like that. They just beat the shit out of fucking he was sleeping.
SPEAKER_15Puff him, throw him in the back of a crew uh fucking uh pickup truck, just fucking.
SPEAKER_11One dude he was Yeah, I saw that one. One dude he was, it said in the captions that he just punched his mom or something. So it was a domestic. So the cop gets in there, he's knocked out on the bed. The cop flips the bed over and then fucking just throws him all over the room and then fucking kicks him into another room and then probably killed him.
SPEAKER_15But yeah. I mean, a lot of people take it for granted, but like alright, Europe, Canada, and the US are the exception. Yeah. And Australia. Yep. Everywhere else, cops will fuck your shit up. Like, this is not like it's not it's not how it is here. Here we're soft.
SPEAKER_11Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_15And they stand other countries are still like, oh fuck, you fight, you guys fucking shoot people. You know what I mean? But in other countries, they beat the fucking living shit out of you.
SPEAKER_11Hell yeah, they do. No. Over here, it's just uh so people get I love when people get arrested in other countries and uh they think they have all these rights. No, motherfucker. We have the constitution, yes, they do, they have their own, but not what you want.
SPEAKER_15Yeah.
SPEAKER_11And you're there now, motherfucker.
SPEAKER_15They think that they can do whatever and they go to the country. You cannot. It's only in literally only in America.
SPEAKER_11I would say the only time you could probably get some assistance is if something illegal happened towards you and they were holding you.
SPEAKER_15And they know that you're an American.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, yeah. Other than that, you're fucked. You spray paint on something, you're fucked.
SPEAKER_15Yeah, you're hit. Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_11Unless you're like, dude, I got millions, let me out. And they might be like, okay.
SPEAKER_14Yep.
SPEAKER_11But I want millions. Try some shit in China, see if you get away with it. Fucked that. You're fucked. There was a guy, what about Thailand? You ever go to Thailand?
SPEAKER_15Thailand, you're fucked.
SPEAKER_11Because there was a guy, I was watching a YouTube thing and popped up like a short, and he was fighting. There's a white dude who was fighting. They ended up arresting him. I don't know what happened.
SPEAKER_15There's um.
SPEAKER_11But I wonder if he if he did that.
SPEAKER_15There's one, I think there was some this one dude in China who was like he got drunk. I think he was talking crazy and like ended up like fighting one of the cops or something. Thinking that he was in the US, and then he got like 10 years.
SPEAKER_11Stupid motherfucker. Yeah. Dumb. That's like that Russian dude. What was his uh the Russian uh influencer? He was fucking around and he took the hat from security guard or something. Yep. That motherfucker got a few years.
SPEAKER_15Was it Saudi Arabia? I don't remember where it was. I don't remember somewhere. But I know who you're talking about.
SPEAKER_11Um and even when he was in doing press conferences, he was acting like an ass. Yes. And they're like, okay, hard labor. But flat was it flat flat, flat, flat, whatever.
SPEAKER_15Whatever. But yeah, he thought he was tough as shit, and then once the police catch him, you're fucked.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, we're not fucking with you. No. Plus, if you make him look stupid too. Yes. To the whole world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they're not gonna they're not gonna fucking play that shit. So I started metal detecting. I only went out one time. I dug a hole. I'm pretty sure I dug a hole. I'm pretty sure I hit China. I found a screw. I found a little nail. It was a square head nail.
SPEAKER_15So you spent a thousand dollars to find a fucking metal nail.
SPEAKER_11So far. But I'm gonna hit up the beach soon. Okay. You see my little scooper I had upstairs? Yeah. So I'm gonna scooper and I'm gonna fucking hit up that beach and I'm gonna find mad shit. That's it. So, okay, here's what I was doing. So I go to this park and it's got uh a beach area by a pond. I would say it's a pond. And then it's got a big soccer field-ish, huge field. And then across that field, which is a good distance away, they were having day camp. So I'm like, I'm gonna stay on this side. For one, I don't want these fucking kids.
SPEAKER_08Oh, you got the metal detector.
SPEAKER_11I want to see it. Right? I don't want to deal with it. So I'm pretty much like behind a bush, fucking metal detecting. What happens? All of a sudden I hear like a stampede of fucking kids. They were playing manhunt and they decide to hide in the same bush. I'm fucking metal detecting. It was all like all little girls. I was like, you motherfucker, dude.
SPEAKER_13Yep.
SPEAKER_11So I immediately went in the public view. I was like, fuck that shit. Left my shovel and everything. I was like, nope, not doing it. And then uh thank God, fucking two old people were coming. I just started talking to them immediately. I don't want to hear no fucking shit. There's a creeper in the fucking woods. Nope. I don't want to hear a fucking word. I ran out of that motherfucker faster than you could say. Pedophile. I didn't want nothing to do with that shit.
SPEAKER_15I I'm thinking of buying one too. Do it. But I don't know if I should spend a thousand dollars on that.
SPEAKER_11It's not a thousand dollars right after it. $378. Mine lab. It's pretty dope. I was gonna go out today, but then I took a nap before you came through. Is that why uh you didn't answer? No, I was on the phone with Frontier yelling at him.
SPEAKER_15Why?
SPEAKER_11Because of fucking I on the 9th, I got extra security on my fucking Wi-Fi and then it still didn't go through. Then I kept getting transferred from one to another, from one to another, from one to another, and then uh I finally got pushed through. But that's when you text me when I was on the phone with him. That's why when I was like, are you connected to my Wi-Fi? Asking you about that, because the VPN just kicked in. And it was going slow. Fucking shit. Fuck Frontier Cocksuckers.
SPEAKER_15I was looking at um how impossible meat came from human flesh samples.
SPEAKER_11What?
SPEAKER_15Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_11Impossible meat?
SPEAKER_15You know how like you go to like Stop and Shop or the grocery store.
SPEAKER_11That engineered meat? They engineered meat. Yeah, it's probably almost like when they when they did those little um embryo things. You know how they grew like fucking what did Bush want to do when they said no? Oh, the fucking gel and jean splicing when they made like the clone of the goat and the clone of the It was more like uh they put it in your body and it it helps heal fucking, but it's little baby em embryos or some shit. I don't know. Motherfucker.
SPEAKER_15Oh my god.
SPEAKER_11I should have my shit together when I talk on this fucking thing. What's the fucking um somebody right now is like Joe Rogan?
SPEAKER_15Joe Rogan says it all the time. The fucking uh sell something.
SPEAKER_11Cell something. Ah somebody right now is like, this is the fucking name.
SPEAKER_15Yeah, because you know, remember the episode of Star Park where the dude is like snapping the baby he's fucking next and he's like sucking up.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. Yeah. So I bet you that's where it fucking came from. So it came from They could grow an ear.
SPEAKER_15Yeah. Uh fuck, what is that called?
SPEAKER_11Baby Healing properties for adults. That is banned. Was banned. Cell human fetal cell. Cell phone, cell block, cell lur.
SPEAKER_15Human fetal tissue banned fetal stem cell.
SPEAKER_11Stem cell caksaka. Yeah, stem cell shit. Yeah. That's probably where they got it from. They're like, hey, if we grow an ear, can we grow like meat we could eat?
SPEAKER_15So there is like this conspiracy that says that it came from Henrietta Lax, uh, this African American um woman who had cancer, but her cancer cells either wouldn't wouldn't die, like no matter what. So they call them the Gila cell line. Um and they're saying that they use the Gila cell line to like create to create the meat? The meat, like initially initially, yeah. Um the Gila cell line, the f uh the first immortalized human cell line, and one of the most important cell lines in medical research. An immortalized cell line reproduces indefinitely under specific conditions, and the Gila cell line continues to be a source of invaluable medical data to present day. So it means it never dies and it just continues to grow.
SPEAKER_11Holy shit. Mm-hmm. Hmm. Isn't that insane? Yeah, I'm not eating this. Yeah, but now all that fucking meat is like FDA approved, allegedly.
SPEAKER_15Everything is uh I mean Tyson. That shit means nothing.
SPEAKER_11Tyson foods allegedly is supposed to be using it and all that other shit.
SPEAKER_15They're supposed to be FDA approved, quote unquote.
SPEAKER_13Fuck I don't know.
SPEAKER_11You can't even fucking have a hamburger anymore because it's fucking Bill Gates motherfucker.
SPEAKER_15These cells were taken from her cervical cancer where the tumor was biopsied at Johns Hopkins in Baltimore, Maryland. The cells were then cultured by George Gay G-E-Y-E-Y, who created a cell line known as the Gila H-E-L-A, which is still used for medical research. Uh no consent was required to culture the cells obtained from Lax treatment. Neither she nor her family were compensated for the extraction. Even though some information about the Gila's immortalized cell line was known to researchers after 1970, the Lax family was not made aware of the existence until 1975. Mm-hmm. Wild.
SPEAKER_11I don't know. So it's making meat now.
SPEAKER_15That's one of the conspiracy theories. Um let's see, let's see. Uh popular culture.
SPEAKER_11Meat. I don't understand why what the push is for fake meat? Fake meat.
SPEAKER_15What's the Because if they can grow meat? And you can just grow the meat without having to feed it, having to house it, having to fucking like cows.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_15Cows, chickens, right? You get more money back. So if you can grow the meat.
SPEAKER_11Your overhead is lower.
SPEAKER_15Overhead is lower. So it's all about money.
SPEAKER_11That's nasty, dude.
SPEAKER_15It is. Although I had a bean burger and it wasn't bad. But a meat burger that's fake meat.
SPEAKER_11You'd have anything that's tasty. I can make that plastic tasty if you put enough shit on it. That's true. You know what I mean? Yeah. Fuck that. I want that shit. Fucking. There's nowhere to go. We can't go to Mars or anything.
SPEAKER_15But then if you get bit by a fucking tick, and now you can't have meat.
SPEAKER_11So that's what they're gonna do. Like, oh well, we have this synthetic meat you could have.
SPEAKER_15That's why the whole Bill Gates thing was fucking going on, where they were like, well, Bill Gates created these fucking ticks that make you allergic to red meat, which is came out of nowhere, right? I've never heard of that. Ever. I heard they I've When you were a kid, you heard that you could be allergic to red meat. Yeah. See what I mean?
SPEAKER_11I remember hearing about it a couple years ago, but not like this. Like there was something out there. You know, like somebody said something, like, oh, there's one. If you get bit, you won't be able to eat meat. I remember that, but that was like, eh, they're probably full of shit. The lone star tick.
SPEAKER_15Lone You can get alpha gal syndrome, which triggered by the lone by the lone star tick. Uh transmit a sugar molecule called alpha gal into your body and later consume mammal meat or dairy, your immune system mounts an allergic response. I want to know when the fuck they discovered it. Because there's no fucking way that this has been going on.
SPEAKER_11That motherfucker made it, yo.
SPEAKER_15Let's see.
SPEAKER_11What they're gonna do is have some vaccine for Alpha Gal or whatever the fuck it is. They'll they'll make something that fixes it. Now you're on medication for life, and they're gonna make billions off of that shit. That's all it is.
SPEAKER_15Discovered in 2007. So come on, dude.
SPEAKER_11Hmm. They'll have something. But it it was, I don't know if it was like in the United States. Was it in the United States?
SPEAKER_15What, the tick thing?
SPEAKER_11The Alpha Gal fucking Lone Star. Back then.
SPEAKER_15Yeah. Lone Star comes from Texas, dude. That's why.
SPEAKER_11I thought it because it had the dot on it.
SPEAKER_15Well, that too, but I don't know if it came from Texas.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_15Lone Star Tick. Where did uh Lone Star Lone Star?
SPEAKER_11You melee went to the dark. I was born in it. I was born in the dark. You melee where was that? How's he gonna? You melee came to the dock. I was born in it. Dude, you hear that? Yes. That sounds real, right? Yeah. I was born in the dark. Let me lick your anus. You I was born in the dock.
SPEAKER_15Possibly brought from Panama and Braz Brazil.
SPEAKER_11See, I told you motherfuckers.
SPEAKER_15But the Lyme disease occurred here in Connecticut.
SPEAKER_11I had a weird tick disease. You did? Yeah, I do. I did. Lyme disease? I couldn't give blood anymore.
SPEAKER_15No more?
SPEAKER_11With uh, well, I don't know anymore, but with um I almost said first blood. With uh holy shit, dude. What is it? Uh the blood draw fucking um Red Cross. So I went there and me and Digga Trium would give blood, and you'd have an app to see who's saving people. She saved like 400 million people, and I didn't save one person. Then all of a sudden they uh get back to me and be like, Yeah, you can't give blood anymore. You gotta go get checked for Lyme disease. But it's not Lyme disease, it was something else. So I went to the doctor, like, how you feeling now? I was like, fine. They're like, Yeah, it's probably uh antibiotics isn't gonna do anything, so you're fine. So they didn't give me shit. Oh, and I was born in a dog.
SPEAKER_15I'm trying to see when the last year is when it went crazy. So in 2007, they found Alpha Gal. She ha but in they started making vegetable proteins from the nineteen sixties to the nineteen nineties and then nineteen or nineteen in two thousand twelve so five years later, uh companies like Beyond Me and Impossible Foods started make creating molecularly similar bleeding plant-based burgers. Bleeding? Yeah, you ever seen Impossible Meat? It bleeds. Well, I've seen that. Mm-hmm. It makes the it bio mimetic meat.
SPEAKER_11You know how bad that's gotta be for you? I wonder if your body treats it like you're eating, like you're a cannibal.
SPEAKER_15No, I don't think it's if you're a cannibal. I think I mean it treats it like meat because it's protein. Protein is protein. You can't you can take a pea protein and a meat protein.
SPEAKER_11Same shit.
SPEAKER_15Similar, right? I wouldn't say same, but so it can't be terrible for you, but it can't be good.
SPEAKER_11No, it's fake. It's fake. Your body knows shit is fake, so it's gonna eventually either adapt to it or you're gonna get all fucked up.
SPEAKER_15Yeah, biomimetic meat. How the fuck do they make it bleed? That's a good fucking question.
SPEAKER_11Check it out. Fake meat. Is that like when you take a blue chew?
SPEAKER_15Fake boner?
SPEAKER_11Fake boner meat.
SPEAKER_15You got that boner meat?
SPEAKER_11Yo, we get some of that boner. Oh, dude. So here we go. Why can't they make boner meat?
SPEAKER_15Like dick meat?
SPEAKER_11Yeah, that you could like make your boner bigger. I'm boner meat.
SPEAKER_15You can.
SPEAKER_11I'm gonna do it.
SPEAKER_15I I researched it a few years ago if there was a way to and there's just you make an appointment for somebody. So because your your dick is technically inside you, most of your dick is inside, you don't see it. What they do is they kind of like bend it out even more so they stick it out more. Because it's like curved, curved cut something. It cuts, it's it's curved under you, and then it comes straight out. So what they do is is that they straighten it out more and then they sew it back in place. So you're it comes out, so it quote unquote stretches you like another couple inches. Nice. But then year, like a little after a while it goes back to normal.
SPEAKER_11That's dumb.
SPEAKER_15Yeah. That's the only thing that they could do.
SPEAKER_11I thought they cut something.
SPEAKER_15No, so what they used to do was that they used to implant two balloons, two small balloons inside of your your like on the sides of your urethra because there's blood vessels there. Yeah. And for dudes that can't get hard, they used to like influence Oh the pump. Yeah, but it was like an inside your body pump.
SPEAKER_11They have uh so they had a display. I went to the doctor. Like the Austin Powers? And no, well, I don't know if I never I don't remember Austin Powers, but they had a pump and you go Yeah, the little Austin Powers pump.
SPEAKER_15You gotta fucking put it on top. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11No, but this thing is like inside your body. Well, no, I mean the the bags, the airbags were inside your body. And then you had a pump.
SPEAKER_15Yes. Isn't that insane to think about? So your dick is soft. You just have two fucking two airbags. Airbags inside of your dick. I don't think that would feel good.
SPEAKER_11I don't see I don't know. It wouldn't uh No.
SPEAKER_15And then they experimented with like putting like a like a plastic piece like on the on the bottom to like kind of like stretch it out. I don't know. They did a lot of fucking weird experiments.
SPEAKER_11I think if I go any bigger, I'll be hurting people.
SPEAKER_15Myself.
SPEAKER_11You fucking pull a forearm muscle.
SPEAKER_15Dude, I did the Blue Chie once to see if it was like, all right, this is freaking this was like because you know we've all had the like the whiskey dick experience, right? You go to the bar, you're taking, you know, you're taking fucking shots after shots. You get home and your girl or whoever you're bringing home. Yeah, let's fucking go. And then you're kissing, you're like, nothing.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, nothing's happening.
SPEAKER_15Not even a little bit. Yeah. And you're like, oh fuck, like I need something.
SPEAKER_11Now you start panicking, it's not going at all.
SPEAKER_15It's not going at all.
SPEAKER_11No. No.
SPEAKER_15And you're like, all right, let me eat you out. We'll fucking nope. Nothing. And then you're like, fuck. I'll finger blast you for a little bit.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. Matter of fact, you could sleep over if you want like another room, or uh, you could leave. Give me four hours and I'll be good. I'll be good. You got any chicken tenders or something?
SPEAKER_15Some fucking pizza.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. And just fucking do that and then it's a good one.
SPEAKER_15I don't think the blue juice helped. I think I I tried to get as drunk as possible one time to take it. And no.
SPEAKER_11I mean, it does work like I'm assuming it would work.
SPEAKER_15So get the I took it to experiment to see like, am I gonna get harder? Like I want to see, like, yeah, like it, like what's the fucking difference of taking it or not for it?
SPEAKER_11Fucking engorge my penis. Yeah.
SPEAKER_15So then I took it, it's the same.
SPEAKER_11Same shit. Same shit.
SPEAKER_15There's no difference. It's actually advised that you don't take it if you're like our age. No shit. Because if you do take it, then your body becomes dependent, then you're not gonna have a hard on.
SPEAKER_11Oh no. For real? Damn. I just bought a 40 pack. No shit. Yep.
SPEAKER_15So don't take it if you're you know. I know there's a lot of commercials about dudes having to fucking I wonder if they get mentally dependent on it.
SPEAKER_11I wonder if that's what it is. That too. But you're Because there's there's fucking people like athletes that take it because it opens up the blood vessels. Yes.
SPEAKER_15Soilis is the one of the main drugs that bodybuilders and athletes take because it's a vasodilator. So um basically you get more oxygen, more blood into your muscles, which in turn brings oxygen into your muscles, right? Um but it creates bigger pumps. So like if you're a bodybuilder and you're trying to get fucking jacked. It helps out because now you're squeezing more water and volume into your muscles as you're working out. So that's why like if you take like uh like a pump uh powder when you're working out, it's the same same thing. Where you as you can just take Cialis or Viagra.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, I think with that, I think if you that warning is if you take it, uh I think you just get dependent on it.
SPEAKER_15But so no, so like you're like absolutely not supposed to take it if you get hard ons. Because if you take it, yeah, your body will and you and let's say you're a normal guy. Yeah, and you and you get normal boners, and you take it, your body is now going towards the medication versus your natural like blood flow bones that you that you you know get get your house. Mm-hmm. So a lot of dudes that are that do bodybuilding take it because the testosterone makes you not get hard. Yeah. Because now your body stops producing testosterone because you're injecting testosterone.
SPEAKER_11Oh, and that's why they need it.
SPEAKER_15And that's why they need it on top of the pump that you would get when you're working out.
SPEAKER_11Oh. Mm-hmm. Well, I wonder if I could return my shit. I wonder if I can return it. But my legs hurt, man.
SPEAKER_15It's not uh definitely don't take it if you're I'm gonna get it, but then I work out. It also doesn't help that dudes are fucking jerking off 12 times a day. Yeah. Doesn't help that dudes are fucking watching fucking trannies on the fucking corn hub. You know? Trannies. So your mind, the the problem is people are people are so desensitized.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, it doesn't, yeah. That they're like, oh, I can watch just a regular vagina, there's no penis on this thing, or what? Not even that. Dumb.
SPEAKER_15They can watch Bonnie Blue get you know, buckeyed by a thousand dudes, which he has while they're eating Doritos.
SPEAKER_11I'm like, ah, this is alright.
SPEAKER_15And they're like, ah, whatever.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_15And now they're they're not getting hard.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, there's no excitement. No. So, okay. You just reminded me. So I wanted to get coffee. Okay. Speaking of trannies. Yeah. So I wanted to get coffee. Yeah. Alright.
SPEAKER_15And uh I try to get uh uh uh uh what's it called? A um what is it called when you get a franchise. Franchise of Dutch Bros.
SPEAKER_11Well, okay, so you want to be a franchisee, now listen. For coffee and they don't do them, unfortunately. So listen to this, okay? Yeah, this is this is almost in the rally with the franchise. So it's a place, uh something coffee, we'll call it. And uh I get there here or when you were on vacation? No, it's in Connecticut. Okay, so I was like, oh, I want this place for coffee. They have two locations, one's in Waterbury. Okay. So I'm like, I want to go there. I like the coffee. Um then we pull up to the door, you know, with the car, pull up, and I see a sign. Wednesdays is tranny night.
SPEAKER_14What?
SPEAKER_11Yeah. Or something like that. Tranny meeting, Connecticut trans transgender meeting spot and Wednesdays. Sure. And I looked at it, I was like, you know what? I'm not going in. I'm not fucking going in. Now, here's the thing, and I'm not just saying this to be politically correct. I'm just I swear to God, I don't give a fuck what you like to wear. I really honestly don't give a shit. And I don't care if the dude or chick is a tranny.
SPEAKER_15Gets you hard.
SPEAKER_11Whatever. Yeah, while I'm getting coffee. I don't care.
SPEAKER_15Yeah.
SPEAKER_11But to promote that shit, it turned me off. I was like, I'm not going in there. I'm not going. A sign. Transgender fucking.
SPEAKER_15Again, if that's what gets you hard, and that's what you're watching on poll for sure. Not in my coffee shop. Right. You know, and and and I brought it up as uh like dudes have the ability to watch whatever nowadays. Yeah. Like you can watch fucking dudes in Russia. Yep. Dudes in Russia getting fucking blown up by fucking drones. And you don't even care. Everything is desensitized now. That's what I meant by that.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, you go from there to looking at puppies.
SPEAKER_15Yes.
SPEAKER_11So then I found that.
SPEAKER_15How did we like? I feel like nothing is normal anymore.
SPEAKER_11Internet.
SPEAKER_15No, but there's nothing is normal. Like you can't go to McDonald's and have a normal fucking burger. It's always like, let's celebrate fucking LGBTQ. Let's celebrate something, yeah.
SPEAKER_11Please give us money. This is Brass City Trans Hangout Wednesday nights or somewhere or monthly second Wednesday of every month. I'm like, dude, come on, dude. What the fuck would you? If I had the place, I'd be like, you're not hanging that shit up. Because for one for everybody. Yeah, you're you're singling people out. Yes. And then other people like me and others are like, nah. They don't accept me here, I'm not going. And I'm just a normal regular person. Right. You know what I mean? It's just, it was uncomfortable.
SPEAKER_15Right? If you want the fucking hot, 29-year-old fucking mother that brings her fucking kids around, you want to look at fucking MILFs, right? Yeah. In a coffee shop, because guess who's hanging around at fucking 11 o'clock in the afternoon? Yeah. Fucking the stay-at-home moms.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_15Why are we advertising this to fucking to the public when we know that there's kids running around in the summer? There's people, the elderly, and the fucking single people that are stay-at-home, like workers or whatever. Like, I get it. You might want to include a certain type of people, but like, you shouldn't be like, it shouldn't be just like.
SPEAKER_11Should be promoted for in a fucking coffee shop. Right. That's stupid. Right. So it turned me off. Imagine how many other people turned off. I was like, yeah, I'm out of here. Yeah. So I just went down the street and got a fucking spent $40.
SPEAKER_15Go to Duncan. They never discriminate.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. It's so stupid. I can't stand when they do that shit. No.
SPEAKER_15And then they wonder why people don't want to pay $23 for a small fucking crappuccino.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. And it's like they uh I think I know one of the see there was a there's a transgender that works there. Which I think whatever. I didn't give it. We were going back because we saw him or her. I don't know what it was. Yeah. I couldn't tell. Yeah. But you gotta ask them apparently. I'm not gonna ask, but they want you to. No, I don't want to give a fuck what they want. Yeah, yeah. Hey, get my coffee asshole. But I've been there, we've been there like two or three times. The same person's been there. So I'm assuming this person put the sign up. So I didn't give a fuck that he worked there or she or whatever it is. But once I saw the sign, I was like, this is stupid. But I'm sure this person asked the owner. Has to. And then the owner probably felt obligated to. Because if not, you don't support me. Yeah. Or like, or the owner's probably like, look at me. I'm so nice of a person. I uh I I accept that. Look at me. I love the transgenders. No, I would be like this. Listen, you work here, right? Yes. Am I nice to you? Yeah. You're not putting up a fucking sign there. Even if they wanted a chess club, uh, you're not putting up a chess club sign. Yeah. We're not having assholes here playing chess.
SPEAKER_15Right. This is a coffee shop.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. I need to make money. Yes. It's a business. Stupid asshole. Yeah, like, no, we're not putting that shit up.
SPEAKER_15Like, what you do in your bedroom is what you do in your bedroom. It shouldn't involve the everyday citizens.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. Gives a shit.
SPEAKER_15Like this whole we gotta celebrate LGBTQ. No, I don't gotta celebrate shit.
SPEAKER_11No.
SPEAKER_15If you want a fuck another asshole, that's on you.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_15I if I'm carrying my six-year-old around, right? They don't need to see it. They don't need to fucking see this shit.
SPEAKER_11It should be outside, it should be just generic. Yeah. This is the same thing. You should have your shit.
SPEAKER_15If you go to your fucking clubs, right? If it's a fucking club and it's a fucking gay club, have fucking at it.
SPEAKER_11Because then whoever wants to go can go.
SPEAKER_15Right. But it shouldn't be a fucking go get a fucking egg McMuffin. There's trannies here. Like, who gives a fuck?
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_15Like, I okay, if you're around, cool. I don't give a fuck. But if you're promoting it, that's the problem.
SPEAKER_11It's just weird.
SPEAKER_15It is weird. Why are you promoting it?
SPEAKER_11I don't know. That's the weird part. Like they'll be like, oh, what do you hate gays? No, that's not it. No fucking sign up.
SPEAKER_15It's the same thing. Like, if there's Puerto Ricans or Italians, right? If they're if McDonald's is like, we're having a Puerto Rican night or an Italian night. I'm like, what the fuck is it? Just give me the Mc the Big Mac.
SPEAKER_11I'm like, now you gotta fucking be all weird because like, oh, I just want egg and cheese. Now I got all these Italians and Puerto Ricans in here. And I gotta fucking, oh, I can do it. Like we went to, okay, here's an example. I went to a coffee shop. Yeah. There was a church group in there.
SPEAKER_14Yeah.
SPEAKER_11And they were doing whatever.
SPEAKER_14Yeah.
SPEAKER_11And I still felt like, you know, I want to get the fuck out of here.
SPEAKER_14Yes.
SPEAKER_11I want to get the you know what? Because now you're talking about. Yep. So now I gotta be like, I gotta fucking get cursed, you know. I just felt like weird. Yes. So I was like, I'm done. I don't give a fuck. Get your group and go somewhere else.
SPEAKER_15Yes.
SPEAKER_11You know, and I love Jesus.
SPEAKER_15Right. But that but I don't feel he doesn't meet the mix.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, I don't want your fucking specialized group. There's a reason why pounding me when I'm getting shit.
SPEAKER_15Right, where you're if you're at work, you don't mix you know religion or politics or whatever. Or because you keep, you know, you celebrate or you do whatever within your own group. Right? So like if there's a Spanish coffee shop and you want to celebrate whatever, then you then that's what it is. If there's an Italian coffee shop, then that's what it is.
SPEAKER_11But I don't going to that place.
SPEAKER_15Right. You don't make a regular like a McDonald's or like a regular generic spot. Hey, let's focus on what I specialized group. Yeah, what I do at home.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_15Like, no. Nah. Do a Facebook fucking group.
SPEAKER_11I don't give a fuck. That is a perfect example. So I didn't when I went in, I already went into that coffee shop when the church group was there, and I was already fucking in line, and then all of a sudden I look and they're all fucking filtering in and setting up. I'm like, come on, dude. Hey, how are you? God bless. You know what? When somebody says, God bless a lot, I don't trust you.
SPEAKER_15Yeah, right.
SPEAKER_11I don't trust you. No, there's a reason why you're fucking you're hiding something, and you want me to believe that you are a superhuman.
SPEAKER_15Yeah. And that you're better than me.
SPEAKER_11God bless. I'm so righteous with it. No, you're not. Yeah. You fucking crazy motherfucker. Get away from me.
SPEAKER_14Yep.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, see? I'm an equal opportunity hater of specialized groups when I go to coffee. Yes. So that's good. I forgot that happened. But yeah, it was the same fucking feeling.
SPEAKER_15And we all know, like, if you work at a coffee shop, well, you you might be gay. Like I know. You might be whatever. You might be whatever. But I don't give a fuck. But don't promote it. That's what it's like.
SPEAKER_11Male stewardist in the area. Right. You're probably gay. Okay. And they're better than I would rather see a gay stewardist.
SPEAKER_14Than a fat one. Than a fat female.
SPEAKER_11Fat or yeah, that too. Or uh or just a regular dude because he's not going to give you the attention. Right.
SPEAKER_15And you want to be treated nice. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11How are you? Oh, yeah, I'm doing good. I'm in first class. You need anything.
SPEAKER_15Your name. Do you want what kind of alcohol you want? That's it.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, what do you need?
SPEAKER_15Yeah. It doesn't need to be on the side of the American Airlines. We have a tranny working here.
SPEAKER_11Like, we don't need that. Why? No.
SPEAKER_15That's fine. He works here. Cool.
SPEAKER_11Let's just say Johnny Jones is he's gay. Okay, that's fine. Who cares? Don't give a shit. I don't care. Can I get extra chips?
SPEAKER_15Yeah. Can I get a fucking double martini?
SPEAKER_11Yeah. Yes.
SPEAKER_15Cool.
SPEAKER_11I I like you. I just I can't stand all this fucking extra shit.
SPEAKER_15No.
SPEAKER_11And I think it's so uh so fake when people do it. Yes. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_15Like they want the attention.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. To like, look at me. I'm so righteous and so nice. Look what I'm doing.
SPEAKER_15Yeah, you must support me. I'm sure.
SPEAKER_11I think a lot if you look at somebody who doesn't give a fuck, and they're like just like, yeah, whatever, they probably care more than the person who's putting up the sign to make you think they care. Yes. You know what I mean? Absolutely. They're like, I couldn't give a fuck what you do. What do you want? You want a cappuccino or something? Yep. Just figure it out. Yeah, I don't like it. Yeah, so that was it. I was like, nope. Yeah, and I was just in fucking immediately in reverse, and I was like, I'm out. Yep. I'm going down the street where there's no fucking signs of church groups and fucking uh tranny groups. Right. Don't if you have a business, don't have any specialized groups there because it makes your customers feel uncomfortable and they don't want to go.
SPEAKER_15Correct.
SPEAKER_11Any group.
SPEAKER_15Don't don't promote it. If you have them there, whatever.
SPEAKER_11Oh yeah, yeah. If they're there fucking having a meeting or they're eating, you're sure. But not like a special night. And then, oh, I can't stand the motherfuckers who are asking for money. They you go there and it's like the uh Boy Scouts and they're sitting out front. They're another fucking group I can't stand. They're little assholes.
SPEAKER_15The fucking scouts, they're assholes, either one of these assholes.
SPEAKER_11And you gotta walk past them and get money. I've gone to the grocery store, saw them out front and left.
SPEAKER_14Yeah.
SPEAKER_11I was like, fuck you. I'm not doing it. Yep, I'm not even being bothered with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to be bothered with specialty groups when I go to the store. Nope. Don't care. And if you're gonna have them, don't put them at the fucking front door.
SPEAKER_14Right.
SPEAKER_11Give me an option. I left. I was like, fuck it. We're gonna fuck, I'm gonna eat cauliflower pizza tonight. We're not gone.
SPEAKER_15Yeah, so I just came back from the Carolinas not too long ago, and they have Dutch Bros over there. Yeah. Fantastic coffee. Yeah. Great. I wish they had it up north. I tried looking into fucking uh franchising. They can't.
SPEAKER_11Ah, they ain't gonna fuck with you, especially down south shit. That takes like years to come to the show.
SPEAKER_15Apparently, you have to be like a part of like you have to work there, work your way up, and then they might assign you a fucking store. So, anyways, but they had gay dudes working there, a bunch of hot lesbians, which you can tell when they're lesbians, you know?
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_15But they're not promoting it. And I was like, this is fantastic fucking coffee.
SPEAKER_11Show me you know what you're talking about with the coffee or whatever I'm buying. Yes. Then I don't know.
SPEAKER_15And I don't care what the fuck you do.
SPEAKER_11Let me see. I'll give you money.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_11As long as it's good, I'll pay.
SPEAKER_15If it's good, I'll give you money. You don't have to promote me with no fucking you don't have to promote any fucking specialized class.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_15Do you do the work and I'll give you money.
SPEAKER_11Yep. Oh, it drives me fucking up the wall. And then if you say, oh, you're you're homophobic, you're no, I'm not, asshole. Just leave me alone. Yep. Just leave me the fuck. Oh, sip soda. This is where you gotta go when you go.
SPEAKER_15Is this the fucking Mormon thing that you were talking about?
SPEAKER_11I think they're Mormon.
SPEAKER_15Yeah, you you were talking. They they make uh like the non-alcoholic sodas. Oh, they're so delicious.
SPEAKER_11Yes. There's a chick in Plainville, Connecticut, who's doing that same shit. The sip soda thing? She might be in uh pilgrim furniture. Okay. In Southington, Plainville, whatever the fuck that is. Sure. So Carolina Sips. Is it that? Sips? I'll know the logo when I see it.
SPEAKER_15In Carolina?
SPEAKER_11You'll see it. Just look for sips. I'll I'll find it, so when you go, you can fucking go there. You'll love it. Your your kids will be fucking hyped up on fucking sugar. So we went to uh this is the first time I really saw that sugar makes kids go crazy. So we're at uh the fireworks and my uh our friend's um whatchamacallit father's business. He has like a shop, and so we're watching the fireworks. The little kids are all eating fucking big ice creams, they're like Sonic the Hedgehog things. They have to be like four pounds of fucking ice cream with fucking all this sugar coloring and everything. Yep. Then they had fucking cookies, brownies, everything. So finally we're sitting, and the boy's probably your son's age, yeah, right? Sitting there, and he's like, I gotta run around. It was the funniest shit. And he's like, Feel I gotta run around. He had to run around like a dog doing a fucking uh the zoomies.
SPEAKER_14That's so fucking funny, dude.
SPEAKER_11Ugh, well, I think uh we've exhausted uh some stuff. Well, see, here's the thing, folks. Uh uh Steve was supposed to be here too. And my role today was to go like this. So you think air is dangerous? And then have Juicy and Steve educate me.
SPEAKER_15Go at it.
SPEAKER_11And I could just listen. But no, he fucked us both, so I didn't really have any fucking subject matter because I figured he was gonna do it. Or they were gonna fucking take over for me and I could just listen and sit back and be like, what about water? And then and then just go on from there. But uh conspiracy the Steve, it'll probably be maybe next week. Yeah, we'll do it again. He makes his sangria, so he's probably getting fucked by the uh health department. I'm just kidding. Health department. So he's busy making sangria.
SPEAKER_15Dude, talking about health department, did you get did you see that if you write on your phone, did you get your immediately says vaccine? Does it really? Yes. I'm gonna try it later.
SPEAKER_11Fucking shit. Fuck those vaccines. Alright. I'm tired. That's it. I woke up this morning and went went to work out. This new gym I joined is awesome. I burned yep, it's all give my rings on the phone, on the watch. Doing these workouts, it it's like the double the calories by the time I'm done. No shit. That's how much you're going. Yep. It's a totally different uh uh programming. Alright, motherfuckers, I'm out of here. See ya. Later.