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Due to the shitty rain the studio got flooded. New show this week.
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New show every week!! Bonus shows will be posted every now and then as we expand. Sit back and enjoy. Email us anytime.
Welcome everybody. Hello, hello. This is your boy Frank Nasty. Charlie Mike. The nastiest of all the Frank! And who else is here?
SPEAKER_09Oh Alexis here.
SPEAKER_07Oh, okay. And then we meteor man. Meteor man is here. Meteor man. Right. Um. We all figure, you know what? We were bored, let's do a bonus show. Yep. We don't really have anything uh written down that we're gonna talk about. Whatever the fuck happens, happens. That's what I'm thinking. Yeah, sure.
SPEAKER_11Magic is made.
SPEAKER_07Yes, that is. And uh right before this, we were talking about uh 90s hip hop, pretty much, and how it's way better than this bullshit that's out now. Would you say let me see? We were talking about Dragon, but who else? And you say Drake. I don't consider him a hip-hop dude, he's just like a fucking He's a pop star, yeah. Yeah, he's a turd. The only thing about him is he's got beats.
SPEAKER_11Now, the people that he knows have beats. Right. That's it. He rhymes on good beats.
SPEAKER_07Yes, we'll see. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11Well, I don't even want to know I don't even know if I want to call it rhyming, but he sings to good beats. Right.
SPEAKER_07Him and fucking uh what the fuck's that dude's name? Fucking Lil Wayne. They sound exactly the same. But there was a time where Lil Wayne actually had bars.
SPEAKER_18Right.
SPEAKER_07No, I think Lil Wayne's not bad.
SPEAKER_11I'll listen to Lil Wayne.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. I'm not gonna buy an album, but he's not I don't buy any new listen, Lil Wayne. If you're listening, chill.
SPEAKER_14Come on the show.
SPEAKER_07It's not personal, I just don't buy new shit. The last one I bought, the last new hip hop record I bought was Nims. You ever heard Nims? I don't think so. What?
SPEAKER_09I've heard I've heard the name.
SPEAKER_07I'm stuck, I'm like legit stuck in the 90s, so he's a 90s hip hop dude, but this year. You know what I mean? Let's see.
SPEAKER_11Why do I do like I do like Joey Badass?
SPEAKER_07Who the fuck is that?
SPEAKER_11Joey Badass. Yeah. He's actually an actor too. He's on he's on the show called Power. Real good. Like, and he'll give you a 90s feel to it. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Let me see if this is it. Uh oh, here's one.
SPEAKER_04Axe around the bubbles that tell you I'm really like.
SPEAKER_07I'll fuck with this.
SPEAKER_05Jimmy, they gotta go bing bong. Yes, fucking life.
SPEAKER_07That's his guy. Maybe they didn't hear it. This is a fucking life guy.
SPEAKER_05Nope shit.
SPEAKER_07Ghostface is on here.
SPEAKER_11Oh, okay. Okay. That's a good ability right there.
SPEAKER_04Hold on. This feels 90s too.
SPEAKER_07I don't want to fast forward it because then it'll start again, but it's only another minute, and then you're gonna hear uh ghost face. This is way better than all the new shit.
SPEAKER_14Have you ever listened to a fucking flash flat boy zombies? No?
SPEAKER_07What you two some shit?
SPEAKER_14Dude, this game this game is Flat Boy Zombie live.
SPEAKER_07Really? Alright, listen. Here we go. Here we go.
SPEAKER_04Stay in tune with graphics, fight us, up for photo five.
SPEAKER_07And this is uh I think I got this one last year. Or what about uh one who's an old school rapper?
SPEAKER_11Who? Big L.
SPEAKER_10Yes!
SPEAKER_11Not talked about. I love Big L.
SPEAKER_10Not talked about him.
SPEAKER_11He got shot in the head dead. He Big L for the He was phenomenal. I mean, if he was still alive, he'd have his own label with all his own rappers that sound just like that. Oh yeah. Like, you got the what was it, the the 98 Freestyle? Bonics or comedy. Bonnix was good. Or um something of a dice game. There was a song about a dice game that I forget. But it's it was a whole story. It was it was a you can picture that whole thing play out.
SPEAKER_14Who I've been listening to every s every track that they've ever made and that I've been stuck on is Big Pun.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_11Big Pun was bad. Big Pun was good too. Yeah. But everyone knew about Big Pun, though. Everyone knew he was nice. Like people didn't know. No, 100%, but I feel like But I think he had a lot of stuff that people didn't understand.
SPEAKER_14Right. And I feel like it was um you have too many people that are like, oh, he's too good. And they don't want him to take the limelight from them. Like at least at in that time. Because you would think that the only person he's you know, he's not really doing music with other people as much as like other rappers are during that time. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11And uh I don't think he got his flowers when he was alive. Everyone just knew the everyone just knew the radio hit the hit radio hits.
SPEAKER_07Fat Joe. Yep. Watches. Now, this is my favorite group ever.
unknownMany famous. Not everything.
SPEAKER_07M O P. You ever hear M O P?
SPEAKER_11Yep.
SPEAKER_07You're not gonna hear this on the radio too often.
SPEAKER_04No. Let's go! Thank you for coming down.
unknownGood night. I'll make you good upright.
SPEAKER_11Love these motherfuckers. To me, that's like what that sound right there, I feel like inspired dipset. Could have. That type of that type of sound.
SPEAKER_14Yeah.
SPEAKER_11It could've.
SPEAKER_07I just hear dipset there. So Premiere did a lot of the. I think Premier might I don't know if Premier did that one. Oh, this is a old good old song. See, this is before your time.
SPEAKER_14My time.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, oh yeah.
unknownHell yeah.
SPEAKER_04Hell yeah, bad.
SPEAKER_07You know who Mad Lion is? I haven't. When you were reborn. 94. This came out in 90 95. So a year after, yeah. Damn, and it's still good. Anyway. You never heard this fucking you heard this dude.
SPEAKER_14Mad Lion? I'm from Spant in Charlemagne, and this is the type of music that I heard, but this is not I have not heard of this person.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, he's probably fucking shit now. What about Das FX? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Sounds familiar. I haven't. I got a shit ton of stuff in here.
SPEAKER_11Das Effects. They had the I forgot the name of the song.
SPEAKER_07I can hear it in my head. That um I'll tell you right now again. You got any songs that you'd like me to look up?
SPEAKER_09In the in the early 90s, I was not in the Were you freestyle? No, it's not in the continental US.
SPEAKER_07Para qué?
SPEAKER_09See?
SPEAKER_07C. Yeah, I don't know.
SPEAKER_09I was elsewhere. So I was listening to Spanish music.
SPEAKER_07This should go out tonight. Let's go. Fuck it. It's Tuesday.
SPEAKER_10It's Tuesday. Fuck it. Fuck it. Don't threaten me with a good time. I'm off.
SPEAKER_07Nah, I gotta work tomorrow. Fuck it.
SPEAKER_10So do I.
SPEAKER_07Fuck it.
SPEAKER_11But I mean, I work the second half of the day, so.
SPEAKER_07Nah, I gotta work the first half.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, I can't do that, man.
SPEAKER_09Oh, lucky you guys, I gotta go work at 2300.
SPEAKER_07Ew! Damn, that sucks. I know. I do that tomorrow, actually, I think. That's real dumb. You gotta work third? I'd be sleeping right now. Ew.
SPEAKER_09Mm-mm. I can't, then I won't wake up or I'll get a migraine. So Yeah.
SPEAKER_11Sometimes I just got a power throw. Yeah. That's what five hour energies and monsters and those are disgusting. What?
SPEAKER_09They're so gross.
SPEAKER_11Okay, that's a whole point. No, no. It's not supposed to. It's not where you could dilute savor. Put it in salt in like a seltzer water and dilute it.
SPEAKER_09Okay, y'all sound crazy. The only reason it kept me awake is because I wanted to vomit. Because it tasted disgusting.
SPEAKER_07That can happen.
SPEAKER_09That's the only reason it worked.
SPEAKER_07That was five hour look five-hour energy.
SPEAKER_14I mean, did you like that? Swish it in your mouth? Like, why like it's not something you fucking just sit there and fucking.
SPEAKER_09No, I know how to take a shot. Hello? No, it was gross.
SPEAKER_14They're not good. I will admit that. I wouldn't say it would make me throw up.
SPEAKER_09I haven't had one in a little while. Yeah, it's been a year. I want it to.
SPEAKER_07Oh, let me text her if she could turn a microwave on. Um. I forgot the fuck I was gonna say. Day in my life. Dude. So last night I have protein pasta and I put in uh the fucking uh the cheese, the fucking grated cheese.
SPEAKER_14Parmesan cheese?
SPEAKER_07Yes. Yeah. Dude. From 8 to almost 11:30. I was praying to God. I was like, just fucking kill me.
SPEAKER_14It was just fucking squirreling. Holy fuck, it hurts so bad. Like, you know when you fucking kink a fucking water hose and it's just fucking.
SPEAKER_07But it was kinked for a while. And then it it was building up the gas, and I wouldn't burp. I would burp. I was like, oh god, it hurts in the test.
SPEAKER_14You gotta burp it like a baby, you know. What's breaking pasta though?
SPEAKER_07I haven't even heard of it. I don't know. Fucking like peas or something. Stupid, yeah. It's probably what made me die almost.
SPEAKER_14Eat the real thing. Yeah. Fuck it. Yeah. Die like a real man. Yeah. Die on the bed while you have a fucking heart attack like I did.
SPEAKER_09Like that guy.
SPEAKER_14The who?
SPEAKER_09You've never seen the Instagram or the TikTok? The guy that goes like, he'll say some crazy shit. BMP man. Be a man guy.
SPEAKER_10Die in a toilet. BMP man.
SPEAKER_07If you get angry, dude, punch a hole in the wall. Yeah. And I'm I'm fucking sitting there and I'm like, oh God.
unknownOh god, oh God.
SPEAKER_07Look, so you know when you walked in the bathroom, well, there was a bathroom to your right?
SPEAKER_14What there was a bathroom until you got fucking done with it.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. I'm like, oh god, oh god, oh god. So Digga's watching is like, who are you talking to?
SPEAKER_08Shut up, I'm not talking to anybody. Just stop! Stop!
unknownOh, it was like bad.
SPEAKER_07Dude, it hurts so much. And all I would do just air would come out. Then finally, finally, it all just came out. Right. And I looked in. One single plop. Yep. And I was like, I wiped once quick so it wouldn't fall on the floor. I ran straight to the shower. Dude. You could see, you could see like skimming the edge of the water.
SPEAKER_09Oh my god.
SPEAKER_07I was like, oh, never again.
SPEAKER_09Tell me you cleaned it.
SPEAKER_07I left that thing there. Dude, it was over the water. It was over. It's like it was like pudding. Oh God. Just over the water.
SPEAKER_11When it's over the water. Sometimes those are the ones I'm the most proud of.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. Dude, I didn't flush it.
SPEAKER_11I couldn't even look at it.
SPEAKER_07I had to flush it. So fuck it. I'll leave it there. Dude, it hurts so bad. I think it was the cheese. It wasn't the protein butter.
SPEAKER_14IPAs do that to me.
SPEAKER_07IPAs do that to me?
SPEAKER_14Yeah, dude. I got fucked up one time on IPAs with a few people that I won't mention. Uh-huh. And uh, dude, when I got I I'm surprised. One, I'm surprised I got home. And two, dude. Yeah. The worst ever.
SPEAKER_07It hurts. Yeah. So now you just remind me of another story.
SPEAKER_14My my girl had to like shower me. Oh! I passed out. Apparently I passed out. This is like hurts. I don't know. I guess I did. She said she like fucking. Yeah, dude. She took care of me.
unknownOw.
SPEAKER_14I passed out. I was like not I was like not alive.
SPEAKER_11I never got the shits from drinking.
SPEAKER_07The next day I'll get beer shits. If I drink a lot of beer, I'll get beer shits.
SPEAKER_14Have you ever had a bunch of IPAs? Like fucking like 100 enough to fucking kill each other.
SPEAKER_05I can't fit 10 in me.
SPEAKER_11Like they're just so blowing. I'm just like, I'm done with this. Yeah.
SPEAKER_14Done with this. That is true. Right now, they're just so filling. Like, I'm I I don't like them. We had them because that's what they were fucking buying. So I said, fuck it, keep it coming. You know?
SPEAKER_11I like them. I've gone, I've reverted. I used to be like a beer snob and everything. Not anymore. Yeah. I'm back to Core's Light. Yeah. I'm back to Core's Light. And Bud Light. I'll drink that stuff all day. The problem with IPA is like you get the double and the triple. You can have like two or three, but if you can't even have I can't even have two or three. I can have like I got to the point with me and my boys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll we'll go and we'll start splitting them.
SPEAKER_07Just give us two glasses, please.
SPEAKER_11No. It's just it's just too much so thick.
SPEAKER_07Hey, we're gonna have uh what would you what do you want to share? Uh what do you want to share? Ice cream man.
SPEAKER_14Let's do the pot and candy IPA.
SPEAKER_07Just give us two glasses, please. Thank you. Don't be doing that shit when you're overseas going on your vacation.
SPEAKER_10Don't fucking murder your ass. No, absolutely not. Oil.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. There's no beer on vacation. Yeah. No. No tropical drinks. All tropical. What is your favorite beverage, ma'am?
SPEAKER_09For what? I don't like tea. Oh, she likes tequila. Yes. Oh, yes. That's true.
SPEAKER_07Tequila. She's a tequila.
SPEAKER_09He knows me so well.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I'm not a uh not a beer person anymore.
SPEAKER_09No, I'm not. I used to have gone down.
SPEAKER_11There was a couple brands that like, I'm not a big IPA guy, like we were talking before. But there were like two brands of IPAs that were like, they're the exceptions to the rules. Like I would even like go wait in line for them. Yeah. Because they were just that good. But like the rest of the the rest of the brands were just like I was so I'll I'll leave it at this. Did a beer garden thing one time. I did a 5K beer run. And so after the 5K, we go drink a bunch of beers. Yeah. And everyone's like, well, it has notes of grapefruit and it has this and that. And I'm like, everybody else said the same thing. Like, none of you guys stand out. All your IPs taste the same. Yeah. So at that point, I'm like, unfinished beer. That's what it is. So I'm like, all right, whatever. We're done here. That's what it is. I'll take those other two that I talked about earlier, and then we'll go from there. Those are the beers that I will drink that's not paying. And now I don't even drink those anymore.
SPEAKER_07I went to uh Mohegan Sun. We went to a beer fest thing. Oh fuck they have there. Yep. And they uh towards the end, Digga and I, towards the end, like, oh, look at this, we're gonna have this beer. It's a fucking uh birthday cake, right? Oh I dude. So listen to this. So we drank it and was like, this is the best shit ever. And I remember seeing the guy behind the uh counter, like, yo, what the fuck is this dude talking? And he was the one giving it away. Yeah. So give me two cases. So I bought two things of it. Dude, the next day we drank that, it was disgusting. I bet fucking nasty fucking uh hammered. Nasty.
SPEAKER_14That happened with uh I had the same thing with uh birthday birthday cake wine. Birthday cake wine. Yeah, that's that's the name. I was like, oh, this must be fucking good. I'm not a uh I'm not a red wine guy. I'm more white wine.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, me too.
SPEAKER_14And uh I was like, it has to be good. Like, why would you name it something like this? Yeah, marketing, sure. But I was like, it has to at least be good. Yeah. Like better than average. So I fucking bought it. My even my girl was like, this is straight ass. Like, never fucking at them. Yeah, they got my 20 bucks.
SPEAKER_07Gotcha, bitch. So here's what I used to do. So with me and Digatron.
SPEAKER_14Dude, they sold it at Costco, too. I was like, oh, it has to be good. Yeah, it shouldn't be a giveaway, though.
SPEAKER_09No, that should have been a good thing.
SPEAKER_14No, because if you go to Costco, they they have the best sangria ever. The Costco brand sangria.
SPEAKER_09But it's also in bulk.
SPEAKER_07That's true. Yeah, don't fuck with that shit. No, I I get Costco. Uh I get the Kirkland shit.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_07The shit you were drinking is Kirkland. I like Kirkland.
SPEAKER_10I wasn't complaining. Yeah, it's not bad.
SPEAKER_11So the well, real quick, then watch up. But like I think the Kirkland vodka, I believe that's Gray Goose. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Or it's something that's pretty good. It's like Belvedere, Gray Goose. It's it's a high end.
SPEAKER_14Yeah.
SPEAKER_09Grey Goose messed my brother up the first time he ever got drunk. He called me.
SPEAKER_14I thought she was gonna be like, Gray Goose killed my brother.
SPEAKER_09Almost. He thought he was dying. He called me, pretty much begging me to take care of his daughter because he thought he was gonna die. For some reason, he needed to go to the ATM at that moment.
SPEAKER_14She gave you the look of don't ever bring up that fucking. He had to go to the ATM.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, he wanted to go to the ATM. Mind you, he's not. I'm in, I'm here. Yeah. I'm in this state. He's like three states away. And they decided to come get my daughter.
SPEAKER_10I'm like, No, no. I got work tomorrow. Hours away.
SPEAKER_09He's like, tell her I love her so much. I need to go to the ATM. He needs to go get money for her.
SPEAKER_05He was being held hostage. You're laughing at him. I'll cash up her.
SPEAKER_07How about that? You're like, Clink.
SPEAKER_11Here's her inheritance.
SPEAKER_09What is happening?
SPEAKER_07Wonder why uh where the fuck was he coming from?
SPEAKER_09No, he he was young, underage at the time. Oh, okay, okay.
SPEAKER_07No, you don't do that.
SPEAKER_09Shoppy will know better a man.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, you don't know better.
SPEAKER_09Clearly not.
SPEAKER_07Um, so speaking of beer and shit and shitting yourself. Yeah. So when uh I gotta like I gotta like talk about it to uh give you a backstory. So whenever Digga and I were anywhere, right, and there was a female there, she could be an 80 or 20, or it didn't matter how old she was. You know, an adult. Let's not be fucking PD on your shit. Yeah. So an adult female, she could be like where you are across the table. Yeah. And I was like, dig, she touched my dick. But I'll say it so she can't hear me, right? And I would do it all the time. So there'd be like an 80-year-old cashier at the grocery store.
unknownYeah, yeah, she touched my dick.
SPEAKER_07It's crazy. You just gonna let her get away with that shit? She just grabbed my dick, right? So I would say that shit all the time. So now we're in New Haven. And the waitress coming around is like a whole bunch of us. And I didn't see the waitress behind me. I thought she left. I'm like, yo, she grabbed my dick. Alright? And then it's like she looks over my shoulder. She's like, Oh, really? And I was like, Oh, just joke, it's a joke. And she goes, I grabbed your what? I was like, No, no, no, no, it wasn't you, it was a we okay, no problem. So then we leave it alone. 45 minutes goes by, we finally get our fucking food. I shit my fucking brains out in a fucking nasty ass fucking uh the club. Yeah, she probably put that shit in there. The fucking uh accident or something. Yep, something. Shit my brains out in a club in New Haven. In a club? So nasty, yeah. Were you DJing? No, I was just there. That's terrible. For like two hours, shit my brains out. I'll never do that again.
SPEAKER_14I do that shit all the time. I'll tell my girl, like, hey, she's fucking she gave me the look. They definitely fucked you up. She gave me the look, babe. And she'll be like, What? I was like, I'm telling you, look, look, watch her fucking when she comes back. Yeah. She'll give me the look. She'll be like, This fucking bitch gave me the look.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, she wants me out.
SPEAKER_13She wants this taste.
SPEAKER_16She knows what I got.
SPEAKER_11She knows I'm packing. Not heat. She can see she can see my bowls.
SPEAKER_14My girl will be like, you're definitely leaving her. Like, if we go to a restaurant, she's like, you're not leaving her. Fucking good tip.
SPEAKER_09You do it just not to leave a tip, don't you?
SPEAKER_14Yeah, right. 100%. That's a good way of not giving money.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I do that all the time. Like, I'll put on the fucking receipt. I'll be like, call me. But you leave your number because so they can give you the points, but I'm like, call me. And I'll put fucking a smiley face. And then one time the waitress looked at me and she looked at Dega and she's like, she's like, don't worry about it. What do you think of fucking tipping in restaurants? We were in the food service business. Right. So you should tip. I'm a 20, 20 to 25% tipper. But you shouldn't be tipping before you fucking get all my like the service. You know what I mean? Tipping is after the service.
SPEAKER_10Here's the thing with tipping. If I'm standing, I ain't tipping. True.
SPEAKER_07True. Unless, hold up. I was on your side, but this past year or two. two. If they're making some crazy if it's like a coffee shop and they're making some crazy drink where they gotta put a whole bunch of shit together. Yeah. I'll leave a tip.
SPEAKER_14Right.
SPEAKER_07Even though I'm standing.
SPEAKER_14That's a different story than a fucking waitress who fucking goes from the kitchen to you, checks up on you twice and doesn't fucking you know what I mean? Like now it's expected that you will live leave a fucking tip.
SPEAKER_11It's not one to drink much coffee, but at the same time it's just like, well, they're not making minimum wage either. Like a we tip waitresses because they're making or they're making below minimum wage. Yeah.
SPEAKER_14Yeah but that's up to the restaurant to fucking pay them more. Why am I up the tab of the restaurant?
SPEAKER_07Not anymore.
SPEAKER_14So like you got minimum restaurant owner. So like it shouldn't be up on the customer to pay your waitress more.
SPEAKER_11I'm not a to be honest with you I tip. I mean I I'll tip 20% I tip well but I'm not a fan of it to be honest with you. It's just like I didn't tell you to become a waiter or a waitress. Like that's that's on you. That's your problem. Yeah. But I mean like I I get it. But like I've been a regular at bars before oh you gotta tip the bartender. Yeah I tip them because you know they're hooking me up I hooked them up whatever.
SPEAKER_14But I I'm just saying I don't like a bartender a a person at a coffee shop that's a different story. But like a waitress or a waiter that job is for like fucking 16 year olds. It's not my fault that you at 45 decided to fucking go take tables.
SPEAKER_11It depends on where you're waiting tables at though I mean you're waiting tables at Chili yeah like that's that's for a 16 year old if you're waiting tables at you know Max's restaurant group or ma or you shouldn't be getting press like those those um those tips like those are IN Yeah like they're making more than a lot of other people like they're doing pretty well but then that's the whole thing like okay so the people in Chili's are complaining that they're not getting tips.
SPEAKER_14Okay but you're also 45 deciding to work there when that job wasn't meant for that but then like yeah if you're at Ruth Chris or whatever like they're paying you more. Yeah. So like I'm sure they're not the ones complaining that they're not getting fucking tips.
SPEAKER_11Yeah no no they're not no they're not the complainers at all.
SPEAKER_14Right. No. So my whole thing was what is your stance on the fucking complainers?
SPEAKER_07Like What do you mean like on the people who complain that they don't get tips? As a business owner or as a customer?
SPEAKER_14Both because you've had both experiences.
SPEAKER_07Like you like you guys are saying it's a high school job. Right. Not always okay well no it's okay you're not a Ruth Chris only like you said chilies would be like a high school job type of whatchamacallit. But I would say a diner and a high end place, you do have like adults at work there. Yeah mainly females older females especially at the diner.
SPEAKER_09Well you have college students too that are working there.
SPEAKER_14Yeah that are like seasonal yeah yeah because my my cousin works at a at a restaurant Don in PR and but she makes yeah they make good money yeah and it's a in a one dancing on TikTok when bringing up the drinks and all that you've seen those videos looking at you like who you talking about calm down.
SPEAKER_09No no no no and it's she she works in a restaurant in our city which is a smaller city so it's not a big tourist town where you have a ton of people but she makes good money like working three or four days she's bringing home like 700.
SPEAKER_11Nice and for PR yeah it's good money that's good money so no like I said before like there's a lot of waitresses out there um waitresses especially they do very well in the tipping market. Right.
SPEAKER_07But here's the deal so it's almost like they're commissioned to do well let's talk about the diner. They're not gonna get paid fucking well now they are but before they're not getting paid fucking $10 $1 an hour. No. Right. So the better you treat my customers the more money you're gonna get so that's your incentive to treat my customers and then keep them coming back. So you'd have people that come in be like oh I want this waitress I'll wait. And then she gets a good tip and everything. She knows kind of what they want so it is a skill it's not like I would say a diner in a in a high end restaurant you're gonna see the same clientele all the time. Yeah you're gonna know what they want they want to go to you definitely and they're gonna tip you better so it is a skill it really is a skill and it's a lot of fucking work.
SPEAKER_11Yeah a shit ton of work. There is this one lady uh at one of these bars I used to go to on the regular she actually I came in on a big group and I came in with a friend of mine and my friend walked in first and the bartender came up to me and goes oh she went up to my friend and said oh there's no more tables left then she came up to me and said they're about to leave and I was like alright we got a spot right here. Yeah and then on another separate occasion I was just like man do I want you know six tenders or do I want you know ten she's like last time you got six you got six more so she's like at the ten I'm like Yeah I was like you know what Mal you know this is why I come to you yeah and I I always tipped her well and she always took care of me you see how that works yeah yeah so like no she had that skill so if you have a good waitress in the diner or a high end waiter or waitress and like not I'm not saying diner's not high end but you know one of the expensive places?
SPEAKER_07Yeah you keep them you know like a stripper. Yeah she got but eventually the stripper's gonna get old if your waitress gets old you can still keep her because now she's getting knowledge exactly if your stripper gets old now it's flapping everywhere you can't she'll pass she'll pass out drinks or whatever stripping over her lips she can train the new strippers you're still not getting that those dollar bills fine dude no now can I tell you the time that I fucking took back my money at a strip club no go ahead you can do that so that's a thing you're not supposed to not this was a long time ago recycled dollar bills before though that's the thing yeah it was a recycled dollar back out that's exactly what happened so like my friend is like so we're in like you know how it's like a U form like usually like the stage right yeah so we were at that like at the tip at what on one of the sides so my friend was on the other side of where I was sitting the girl you have a fucking string tied to this dollar hey you take it oh you take it oh you think it's so I'm fucking throwing them and she's in front of me and he's catching them on the other side fucking putting them back in my luck you didn't get fucked up dude my my boy almost got his ass kicked at a strip club yep because I think I've done a story before she was in like North Carolina or some shit.
SPEAKER_14What?
SPEAKER_07Oh where you were they they didn't notice no they did not notice they were like what's happening we walked away there was like no bells she like turned around came back there was nothing it was gone dude he comes up so we're all at the strip club in the shithole area it rhymes with Bridgeport I wonder what it could be I don't want to say the club name but so we're over there and uh he goes uh we're sitting by the the stripper table whatever you know the big stage and uh he goes uh he goes I need 150 dollars like right now what the fuck I'm like I don't have it that's a specific amount yeah it might have been like I need 148.50 it might have been some fucked up shit on the tax so I was like I don't know ask so and so I don't have it yeah I need 148.50 like and then finally they go what what'd you do all right well they took me to the back room and I was and they were dancing and then and then she kept like hey you want me to keep dancing and I was like yeah keep dancing you know whatever and they kept doing it and doing it and doing it then she's like I need 148.50 or whatever and then I told her I didn't have it she snatched my phone so now I can't get my phone back so somebody went to yeah we had to go to ATM that's nuts and give them the cash to get I've heard crazy stories about that so they're big on doing that like in Miami not in Miami they'll do that but like Vegas I heard about them like the whole movie Hustlers yeah like did you guys ever see that no oh I've never won that's the JLo movie I've not seen it so what they'll do it and I've heard legit stories about this um what the what the strippers will do is like they will drug your drink and they'll be like oh yeah keep going keep buying dances they'll take the car keep swiping swiping swiping but there's been other times where like I had a friend he wasn't allowed to leave the strip club until like you pay up like fuck yeah like they will do hold you for ransom paths with them once or twice like kidnapping I thought it was like one of one of our friends no no I wanted to laugh at him no no not him not him no shit but yeah they will they will do that they will drug you or they'll just be like yeah we'll just keep dancing I'll give you another one another one another one yeah I'm free right now I'll give you another one and that's you know they and then in Vegas they'll rack up like a $1520 bill and be like all right pay up and like you're not leaving oh yeah you're fucked you're not yeah kidnapped there's there's a lot of stories like that what are you talking about though that's her tip for service tip tip yeah there's one other tip give it more than a fucking tip no that's a real thing though yeah that's wild actually so when I went on a bachelor party in Miami we had a rule they were like yo no curls back at the house hell no we had like all your shit exactly it's five there were 20 of us there and we were all like yeah we were like nobody opposed that that's how that's how you know that's how much everyone knows that this yeah this kind of scam's going on. Oh yeah when we were in Vegas we would see the same chick with all different dudes older guys and everything going through the fucking casino after a while I'd be like hey hey rabbit or bunny or whatever the fuck your name is what up she's like shh quiet I'm I'm walking yeah pretty much yeah you would see him all the time even in fucking Mohegan and all that shit you'll see him really yeah if you look around just pay attention to fuck because I don't gamble or anything so anytime I go I'm with friends just looking around you'll see him.
SPEAKER_14Did you have those in correction too? What like I don't want to say like hookers but like people that you knew as an officer like a corrections officer like people in the s in the in jail.
SPEAKER_07Oh like the prisoners? Yeah yeah yeah what well it was only males oh there wasn't female even down there didn't you fucking you didn't see that?
SPEAKER_14Where? Like dudes that would fucking pimp themselves out to other dudes oh inside the thing?
SPEAKER_07Yes oh yeah I didn't know what the fuck you're talking about. I know I knew what you're saying is the corruption I'm thinking like a prisoner fucking arrested or something. That's what I was thinking too like a day story. Yeah I knew what he was trying to say yeah motherfucker you gotta speak up if you see him fucking stuttering in my brain ain't work you gotta help a motherfucker out. I've never been on the inside for work or for uh personal so you damn fucked up over here just let me fall I'm like oh he's dropping I'm like I don't know what the fuck protections officer did you ever see in two prisoners having sexual contact no like uh promoting himself yeah putting I got a story so we were doing um it was in the dorms and we're doing the dorm inspection of fucking uh fuck uh shakedown or whatever yeah uh so we're shaking down the whole the whole dorm there's 120 inmates now the we had the uh the feminine ones that would come out and they dressed the part everything like uh the fucking snapshit the Tracy Morgan of uh the longest yard yeah the longest yard yeah so the Tracy Morgan yeah so the Tracy Morgans were in there okay so now there's ten of us lined up and we gotta strip search these motherfuckers and I would see I say so I'm like number five in line and I see Tracy Morgan is number five and I'm like nope so I switched with this other guy I was like oh shit I gotta tie my shoe and I went out of line I got back in line in another way this dude I wish I could fucking when we get video you'll see he cut his boxers into a thong oh my God he turns around goes up to the officer turns around pulls his pants down doesn't bend his legs but bends at the waist is like how you doing you want me to get naked if I get nasty that's crazy put it to the side dude you walk I would walk through there and see gloves with no fingers on them oh condoms yeah yeah yes they would use them as condoms I'm like they ain't no bitch where would they get them from the cook fucking area yeah wherever the fuck the nurses station wherever they get it from and where they are they are not doing a lot of time maybe a couple months maybe a year and you're out of there and they're like fuck it I'll risk it I'm fucking I need something yep get me through it yeah I'm getting those booty cheeses any of the fucking corrections people get involved not that I know of no it definitely happens not that I've known I was the Felice Johnson's like I was telling you earlier yeah what is this shit this fu uh it's the fuck this guy he's like on TikTok like he's a recent yeah it's like an older guy is this that Boondocks no not boondox it's the I'm guy it's almost Bodie Yes yes that guy dude yeah the black dude yeah that's that's a boondocks thing the cartoon character right there yeah he's based on a real guy well no look at him right there the let's see so what's up with this guy the top guy the boondocks based a character off this guy and it was like verbatim word for word fleece Johnson the booty warrior a longtime inmate who practices a very different kind of homosexuality but we have sexual designs right so you got a bunch of men locked up in one place all of them get horn all of them's haunted all of them got sexual designs so what did they home do?
SPEAKER_03Made them have a woman they gonna have each somebody's gonna have to give up some booty and it just simple the most uh memorable story he comes up to you dude look at this guy he's right there at the bottom left this guy from what what is this fucking early 2000s till now he's known as this guy and he's still out there like fucking talking about fucking dudes he got AIDS look at him all the time oh this is a good video watch booty you don't I done been like eight or nine months without masturbate my balls is handy and when I when I I unload this long oh god Charlie you're getting you're getting a little plump this is fucking hilarious dude's getting a little filled up and shit he's like yo what video is this send it to me and so what I do is I talk to man where you from and they talk see that's that's another thing you don't talk man look bro I don't know you don't know me man I ain't trying to meet nobody they don't say all that they talk oh man I'm from yeah man uh you need anything man I'm in a store bro and I run a store you know and I I got cookies cake noodles chili crackers bread I got my only dollar the only form of payment accepted kick it give me that penis I give you a fucking cinnamon fried chicken I got all that in my store man so here's what they usually do hey I said yeah bro if I get something out of your store how can I cook it I said hey man I'll cook it for you man you got microwaves nope setting you up what you do something for me my job is talking and to get a bottle shit and then one day I saw Raffling with it what the fuck I said boy you gotta start working out for somebody grab you nigga and I grab and we I don't know what you're gonna do if somebody grab you like kids and all that I'm gonna do this meanwhile I'm fucking him in the butthole fucking shit how you why you watch this guy all the time no he came up on fucking TikTok you got a lot of weird shit that comes on your TikTok I tell him that shit all the time how many look at our conversations how many times have I said what the fuck every single video I gotta write something down too every single video when this all right we'll play this one more so this so this guy come comes up you know on first you know it's like a zoomed in version of of this video and he was like yeah I'm gonna take that booty I was like what the fuck that's how they get you on TikTok I was like what the fuck is who the fuck is filming this guy yeah there's a clip about that with a him standing next or like pictured next to the boondocks guy and it's the same thing it's it's paroded off him he sounds just like a boondocks character just the way he speaks that's exactly why they got him I said see you pink land him up we eat go through that the next thing I do is show him you can't whoop me that's the next thing I show him you can stronger than me and you can't whoop me I show him at first I'm treating him good damn this is how he set you up that's the way he's drinking that soda that's got me like you excited right yeah I hit it no no absolutely not real quick he's scared four million dollars no cash you won't get a disease no you won't get pregnant you gotta hit it for four million wait what are we talking about what are we talking about well for her but if you want to be in on it too no no no four million dollars what are we talking about you knew what I was talking about that's what you said no I feel I feel like I know what you're talking about no you have to have sexual intercourse with him for four million dollars no for the booty warrior no because that stays that stays up here no four million all right no yeah but he probably wants it in his booty Meteor man four million cash I don't think she has anything for no diseases no Meteor Man no no Charlie no same here yeah right fine nah I couldn't do it because like you said it's up here like you enjoy your you're like you know I just got a nice house in Jamaica you're right on the beach you you're drinking your drink and now you're give me that I just saw you fucking think about it I just sucked on a straw just like Booty Warrior did now you're like all depressed it's not enough yeah all right here we go he back in to me right backing in I'm hunching and shit I let him feel it right I'm hard what the fuck he feels that pop up pop up against his butt every now and then he ain't saying so I feel like this is entrapment 100% no he's trying to see hey man what's up man he's hard and what it's um oh my god it's what the the pedophiles do yeah they groom him and then they know while he's testing him he's like hey I'm bumping my hard fucking like joint against him yeah he's grooming that's where you think about it with a pedophile so that's exactly what he's doing yeah and he's not yeah but he's like the guy didn't say nothing so I'm gonna go a little further yeah you push a shot man petty ass coming just take a mile man you really took me to the hoop at the hell I said I got something funny though I stand dribble all through my leg cross over fade back that Kobe shot right man you get me all the time it's Kobe man Kobe taught us it's a fade back shot man fucking ass and uh then I I pass when he gets a shot next thing you know I'm digging in shit this dude's going from fucking booty cheeks he's fucking all up in there fucking fingernails got doodle
SPEAKER_07He's so deep in there. It's so disgusting. Nasty. Again, this is your fucking. This is you.
SPEAKER_14It's random fucking videos that come up on TikTok. I don't make the videos. Okay. Algorithm. Yep. You should check Alexa's algorithm after I fucking get it.
SPEAKER_09Yo, that's I don't even open my TikTok anymore. I'm like, nah. It's gonna be fucked.
SPEAKER_03You know, and then next thing you know, again. You know, we I get him into an order. This is the next thing. I said I I create an order. Hey man. I looked in my cell, bruh. You know, I moved you in here. I thought you'd be the perfect cell mate, bro. But look, six of my noodles is gone, bruh. Ten of my chili. And you tell me you didn't eat it, so who you give it to? So he has a plan. Wow. All that shit. So we gonna do all of it.
SPEAKER_09Every time he pauses, I think he's watching.
SPEAKER_03You coming and steal from me, nigga? Man, I didn't steal from you, bro. I swear I didn't steal from you. So I grab. I already know everything about him. His strengths, his weaknesses. I like that. So I grabbed, we go to the bed, man. I get him in a hole that I already know he can't break out of. Keep me. Talk to me, nigga. Nigga, talk to me. I'm choking him now. Oh no. So I let him out. He sat out in bed. I said look man, I love D.
SPEAKER_09This is a DV case now.
SPEAKER_03Yep.
SPEAKER_11Kind of, yeah.
SPEAKER_03I don't care about this. I love you. Let me tell you. I want you to be mad. Wait, what? Wait, what? I love you. Let me tell you something. I want you to be man.
SPEAKER_14Be in my ass?
SPEAKER_03What?
SPEAKER_14No.
unknownB.
SPEAKER_14Be his ass? Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I said you say you don't want to be my ass.
SPEAKER_07So kill yourself then.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Oh. He says he's gonna take it.
SPEAKER_03Uh what the fuck?
SPEAKER_09When did you kiss the first time? He didn't say it.
SPEAKER_03I just know it, boy. I've been waiting five months for this, man.
SPEAKER_07Damn, five months.
SPEAKER_03I say, look, I don't want you to do nothing you don't want to do. Dude, you want to love you.
SPEAKER_05You think him and Diddy are in the same cell? Oh my god.
SPEAKER_11I wanna love you, please.
SPEAKER_05That's probably his fucking like dream.
SPEAKER_11That's probably why Diddy went to the hospital.
SPEAKER_03I pulled it out. And he got no teeth either. So my investment paid off. So next thing I know, every day he comes in. I think, hey, babe, that was your day. It was good, Fleece. Oh God! Stroke.
SPEAKER_07Alright. Okay.
SPEAKER_14We're done. What the fuck? Enough of this shit.
SPEAKER_07Jesus, why is this shit on your fucking?
SPEAKER_14It wasn't a whole fucking video on TikTok. It was like fucking five minutes of like the last portion.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, but you know you watch enough videos. No. That you made a whole video. That I made a whole video? I'm saying you watch enough videos, little slippit.
SPEAKER_14I see what you mean. You got like the five-piece fucking documentary.
SPEAKER_11The five second. Damn. I hope this was on incognito mode. Oh, my shit's gonna be all fucked up. What am I on? I'm on Reddit.
SPEAKER_14Oh, your your computer's fuck with what we look up.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_14You're gonna say with fucking horsecom and fucking this and I wonder what you clicked on to get all this shit.
SPEAKER_07You must have said something.
SPEAKER_14I don't know. You just you should ask Alexa. I get like AI like fucking spiders and shit. Like it's crazy shit.
SPEAKER_09This shit is fucked. Yours? Crazy. No, his.
SPEAKER_14Crazy.
SPEAKER_09Mine is normal. There's like pretty households and decorations, and then he sends me some fucked up videos.
SPEAKER_14Go from like Mexican beheadings to like this. Yeah, oh no. Wow. Dude, it's crazy. That's pretty good.
SPEAKER_09For the last week, he's been sending me the weirdest fucking foods from across the world.
SPEAKER_07It's like they'll be eating dog. Stop watching that shit.
SPEAKER_09I sent it to you too. What are you talking about?
SPEAKER_07I can't watch TikTok. It won't let me on. I shut that shit down.
SPEAKER_11I never had a TikTok, so.
SPEAKER_07Nope, don't do it. No. It made you a little crazy. I shut that shit down. I thought I was going nuts. Why? I don't know. Because I kept flicking and flicking and flicking.
SPEAKER_09Because of your algorithm.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_07I shut it down. I don't have it.
SPEAKER_14It would be like the fucking. You ever do you remember the uh one guy one jar videos? Like those types of videos? No.
SPEAKER_11One guy one jar?
SPEAKER_14No fucking idea. Two girls, one cup? I know that one. Two girls, one cup. It's all the same like style of videos. The what was it? The two guys.
SPEAKER_07Hold on.
SPEAKER_14You haven't seen two guys with a sledgehammer? I never even. No. And then you're putting one sledgehammer.
SPEAKER_07Stand by standby there. So you're wondering how this shit, Fleece Johnson, ends up on your algorithm, but you're like, yo, did you ever see two dudes one sledgehammer?
SPEAKER_14No, it was actually a murder that fucking happened. Like two guys like on this. It was like some slobic country. No, it sounds like it sounds like a fucking porno.
SPEAKER_11Because you gotta take it back with two girls, one cup with uh one guy, one jar.
SPEAKER_14I mean, that's what's up with the jar? You've never seen two guys one guy, one jar? I don't even want to watch it. Don't even watch it. So this was like early 2000s. This fucking guy fucking basically is all you see is this is he's in his house standing over a jar. And exactly where you're picturing is gonna is what's gonna happen.
SPEAKER_06Okay.
SPEAKER_14So he fucking squats into it, uh-huh, right? And the jar fucking pops. In his ass. Shatters. Like a mason jar, dude.
SPEAKER_07See, now this now we're back to Fleece Johnson type of material. This is what this is before you redeemed yourself.
SPEAKER_14No, it's like this whole, like, those types of videos were like they had like their own genre, like back in the early 2000s.
SPEAKER_11Remember that website rotten.com? Yes. Yes, that's a rotten.com, yeah.
SPEAKER_14All this shit can't came from.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, that's what that sounds like. Like so it's not I never even went to Rotten on my family's computer because I'm like, that is just too much. Hell no. So wait, why did you watch this one?
SPEAKER_14I don't remember. I was like in middle school, like everybody was seeing these fucking videos.
SPEAKER_07Was it like a was it just a random video that this dude's like, I'm gonna sit on a fucking and it exploded?
SPEAKER_14Yeah, like I think like most people know about these fucking videos. No. I don't know I don't remember.
SPEAKER_07No. No one's even most people with your mental health issues know about his fucking videos. No, but Fleece Johnson never knew about them until just now. Well, this came up like recently on my fucking horse magma. Didn't know until last week. Hey, you got horse magma on your on your TikTok? No, I don't. And you got Fleece Johnson on your TikTok? No, I don't. What about two men, one sled jammer in a jar? No.
SPEAKER_11No. Like I said, I only know the videos because I have boondocks come up on mine.
SPEAKER_18Yeah.
SPEAKER_11And that's uh But I didn't know that was his name. This motherfucker found the whole documentary.
SPEAKER_14I put it in my notes. I put no, I put it in my notes because I was like, if I bring it this up to Frank, he has to know about this fucking guy.
SPEAKER_07No. See, I'm not as fucked up as you guys think.
SPEAKER_14No way.
SPEAKER_07That's alright, though. You're gonna be the new internet guy.
SPEAKER_14I didn't know you didn't know about like the one sledgehammer, like the dudes that committed that murder. Like on TV.
SPEAKER_07You're gonna on TV. You're gonna be the new internet guy.
SPEAKER_14Dude, so this guy is on a fucking moped and he's driving by.
SPEAKER_07Okay.
SPEAKER_14Right?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I'm listening.
SPEAKER_14And these guys are like notorious serial killers in this fucking area. And they're filming this. And they're like, they're speaking whatever fucking language they're speak they're speaking. They're like, we're gonna fucking get this guy or whatever. Yeah. The guy's fucking driving by with the moped, and the fucking guy comes out of nowhere with a sledgehammer and just fucking wails him on in the face. No shit. Yes. What is it? Two guys, one sledgehammer. That's just too violent for me, man.
SPEAKER_07I can't watch any of that shit. If I see anybody getting stabbed or anything, I gotta shut that shit off. I need like funny things, like people falling. Yeah.
SPEAKER_14You gotta have a puppies.
SPEAKER_07You know?
SPEAKER_14You gotta have some sort of mental disorder.
SPEAKER_07You gotta have some sort of mental disorder, you know.
SPEAKER_09I thought you had a fear of midgets.
SPEAKER_07I used to.
SPEAKER_09Oh.
SPEAKER_07But now they're pretty hot now. The old ones I don't like. The new midgets, the up-to-date midgets with the new firmware and everything, those are hot. What is it? Two dudes, what? One sledgehammer. Sledgehammer, one word? Whatever, it'll fix itself. You forgot the guy.
SPEAKER_05You got two ones, sledgehammer.
SPEAKER_06Oh, two. Oh, two dudes.
SPEAKER_05Two guys.
SPEAKER_06Oh, two guys.
SPEAKER_10Two bros.
SPEAKER_07Oh, there's a mugshot. Yeah, this is what you were searching.
SPEAKER_14No, that was not. Go on all. Why are you on images?
SPEAKER_07I don't know, because I was looking up Fleece Johnson.
SPEAKER_14Isn't it a video you said? Every video. Oh, right there. No, no, no, no, no. Go back to fucking all. Go back to all. See right there, the first one.
SPEAKER_07This? IMDB.
SPEAKER_14There's some movie? Some whatever maniacs. It's telling you what it is. No.
SPEAKER_07Nah, that's bullshit, huh?
SPEAKER_09It's IMBD, that's a movie. That's a movie website.
SPEAKER_07I want to go.
SPEAKER_14They fucking posted the video.
SPEAKER_05If you go to videos, you'll see like you wanna see the fucking video, dude. Yeah, I do.
SPEAKER_09That's what he's looking for.
SPEAKER_05I want to see these motherfuckers hit.
SPEAKER_14They don't have a real video of it. You're gonna scar Meteor Man.
SPEAKER_09My brother's gonna be.
SPEAKER_11I'm not gonna happy stuff to balance it out on my own personal time. I got enough of this shit at work. You're gonna scar Meteor Man.
SPEAKER_07Is it this one?
SPEAKER_14No. It's the early 2000s. I'm telling you, you gotta click on that first one on the first one.
SPEAKER_07Let me go back to this shit right here. Three guys, one hammer.
SPEAKER_14Shauna, mobile phone, uh uploaded. The video showed two men using a hammer and a screwdriver to brutally murder a terrified man. It's a fucking video that they uploaded.
SPEAKER_07In a Mexican morgue?
SPEAKER_14Oh yeah, see, it's a move. It's uh like a documentary. I saw the devil or whatever, one hour, eight minutes. But anyways.
SPEAKER_07Where is uh just go? Do you see any uh trailers here?
SPEAKER_14No just fucking uh keep going down. Go back to Google and just put watch video and you'll be able to see it. It was on video. No, just type watch video of original two.
SPEAKER_11There you go. Oh, there's YouTube. YouTube they got there we got.
SPEAKER_07Or TikTok. I don't have TikTok. It's not gonna work.
SPEAKER_09It should.
SPEAKER_14No, it's Michigan. This was like in the middle of fucking Europe.
SPEAKER_07I'll try Tic Tac, see if it works. Let me see.
SPEAKER_11Sometimes it'll like show it.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, it'll show you the clip. You guys and a hammer. Is it these motherfuckers? I just feel like it's them. They just have that.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, that's in Spanish.
SPEAKER_05What's he saying?
SPEAKER_16Translation.
SPEAKER_06Translation.
SPEAKER_16It doesn't even sound like a lot of people.
SPEAKER_09It didn't and then you stopped it.
SPEAKER_16So it's in English above it.
SPEAKER_09It's not just about the video that went viral. And then details. Something about brutal acts, and I'm trying to get a lot of people. How long are you in Spanish? My whole life. Actually, I just started yesterday.
SPEAKER_11I'm new to this.
SPEAKER_09That's a Spider-Man.
SPEAKER_14I don't know.
SPEAKER_09Even that one's Spanish.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, because the other one said like uh Mexico. Like that um IMBD thing.
SPEAKER_09The story of three. Look, right there. That one says it in English. Go down. Go over to the guy in the red. Next to the guy in the red.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, he don't look like he speaks Spanish.
SPEAKER_09No, I said next to the guy in the red. Oh. That one see it has it. There we go.
SPEAKER_15Let's talk about this video starts with a man riding a bike down the street. Once these two men saw the guy with the bike, they kicked his wheels, then struck him with a hammer off the bike. Then they took the man into the woods. You can see that he's been brutally injured. The two men laid the man down to the ground. The two men begin smashing the man's face with a hammer in the back. I got a similar story. The man's face was just awfully smashed, and there was blood bubbles when he tried to breathe. The two men take a screwdriver and stab the man in the stomach countless times. A couple of seconds later, one of the killers took the screwdriver and stabbed the man's eyes while he's still conscious. It is said that the two killers went on a killing spree before the crimes take place.
SPEAKER_07We're going through the woods hiking. You saw this happen. Nope. But so I'm walking, and as we get to the top of this mountain area, I see a uh like a bike just sitting there, but it was like kind of tucked away a little bit, but it was just sitting there. I'm like, why the fuck is the bike fucking just sitting there?
SPEAKER_09So I'm like, don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_07So this was in another state where you could carry whatever the fuck you want, wherever you want, right?
SPEAKER_11It's also a southern state. Yep.
SPEAKER_07Kinda. Alright. So we're we're going through there, and I have everything on me, my all my equipment and tools and bang bang, right?
SPEAKER_18Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_07So I see the fucking bike, and I'm like, dude, what the fuck is this shit? I look to my right and I see the fucking dude in the bushes with a big stone. No, he's not. Yep.
unknownYep.
SPEAKER_14My ass back in the movies. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07And I'm like, so I take my backpack off, I reach in there, I'm like, if you don't put that stone down, there's gonna be issues here, and blah, blah, blah. You know. Other words, I say, Yeah, and then the motherfucker's like, I don't want no problems. And I'm like, Alright, well then put it down and get the fuck out of here.
SPEAKER_18Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Alright, I'm leaving. And he sounded kind of retarded. Like after he probably was retarded. That dude's gonna fucking bash my fucking head in. Yep, that motherfucker. And your wife was gonna watch. Yep. She probably had it planned, that bitch. I bet she fucking hired him.
SPEAKER_05Holy fuck.
SPEAKER_09Why did it down here, woman?
SPEAKER_13Get down!
SPEAKER_07Oh yeah. Two people want stone. Yep. Yeah, that fucking dude was gonna fucking smash my head in. Fucking kikesucker. Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_09Why are we thinking it was her and not him? Who? He's just because he's telling the story.
SPEAKER_05Oh. No, because I was defending myself. Two guys want stone, huh? Fucking kill kill digger.
SPEAKER_07He fucking knocks me out and bent me over the fucking fleece Johnson. You were just like, Fleece Johnson comes in. Fleece Johnson's shit. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Want that booty hole.
SPEAKER_07That dude wanted the booty hole.
SPEAKER_09Well good job protecting it.
SPEAKER_07Yep.
SPEAKER_11I protected my booty hole by any means necessary.
SPEAKER_18Good work.
SPEAKER_07I think I had another story. I forgot it.
SPEAKER_11Mine's never been in danger, thank God. That you know of. Ain't been in danger.
SPEAKER_07I had a dude try to molest me at a bar.
SPEAKER_09What?
SPEAKER_07A couple months ago.
SPEAKER_09Oh, a couple months ago, okay.
SPEAKER_07Like reaches up behind me. No. Yeah. I had to uh politely decline. Escort him away from me.
SPEAKER_09Why'd you do it politely?
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_10Quietly means with a violence.
SPEAKER_09Oh, I'm telling you. Exactly like, fuck over here.
SPEAKER_07And sh Andrew's there. She'll she'll tell you next time. Yeah. She'll tell you.
SPEAKER_09I feel like you talked about it.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I did.
SPEAKER_09You did, right? Because I remember you saying this.
SPEAKER_07Dude, it comes out to me out of nowhere and it goes like this. I was like, wait, what? Grabs my nipple and goes, that Tuning Tokyo fucking name. I was like the fuck is it? I was in shock.
SPEAKER_09Who dared him to do that? You know somebody had to. Yeah, somebody's cornered.
SPEAKER_07So then I push him away. I'm like, all right, hey, easy, don't do that. And then he comes back again, and then that was it. And then never did it again. Nice.
SPEAKER_10Game of reason to not do it again.
SPEAKER_05Fleece Johnson. It was Fleece Johnson. It was.
SPEAKER_09He was starting the process. You recognize it.
SPEAKER_07I went to a call. And then there was a it was a call of a moped in the lobby of this apartment building. It smelled like gas. So I go there, I see the the moped, and I'm like, asking the the residents. I'm like, hey, who owns this? Oh, they're up at the third floor. It's a guy. It's a dude. He's visiting this person. And I'm like, alright. Visiting male or female. And then the guy chuckles a little bit. Older guy. He's like, I'm not sure these days. He's like, but I don't think he knows. It's a guy, right?
SPEAKER_06Oh no.
SPEAKER_07This is a long time ago, too. This is yeah, a long time ago. This is when we had a crown bakes, that's how long ago. So then I go upstairs with somebody that you know. And then uh we go upstairs and we're knocking on the door. And uh all of a sudden the she male answers the door. He's like, Hello? I'm like, hey, who owns the fucking scooter downstairs? And the guy goes, starts running towards the door, right? I'm moving. I said, No, you don't have to move it. I'll just I'm just letting you know it smells like gas. So you can move it in a little bit. Just take your time. He's like, no, I'm doing right now. You want me to do it now? You want me to do it now? I'm doing it now. And he grabs all the shit and fucking bolted.
SPEAKER_18Oh, so now you got a cat fish?
SPEAKER_07Oh, yeah. Yep. So now we're in the elevator. You gave him the out. He saved me like it. Thank God you guys fucking came.
SPEAKER_18Thank God.
SPEAKER_07I'm like, what happened in there? And he's like, so it looked real, right? I said, yeah, it looked like a female until it was talking. And he's like, dude. So we sat down and I was like, the shoulders are a little strong, but I was like, I don't know. Maybe maybe we're gonna go. You look out a little bit. What the hell's going on here? And then he goes, uh. But then we started kissing each other, and the tongue was like really thick. And I was like, oh no. He's like, Is it is that when you figured it out? Uh-huh. And then it took me that long. So after that, he's like, so I kissed for a little bit, and then I kind of like stopped. And then I looked around and saw pictures. I was like, who is that, your brother? She's like, yeah, no, no, it was him. And he went, we have to take the fucking picture down. That's terrible. Yeah. And then it's like, then you guys showed up, and then now I'm here. So we saved the.
SPEAKER_14He didn't notice from the five o'clock shadow that it was.
SPEAKER_07Dude, I wouldn't. Well, I mean, like now that I know, I notice. Yeah. But before you wouldn't, I mean you would notice before, I think before you Well, you're not paying attention, not looking for it.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_09We talked about this. A couple episodes ago, remember? The fish tank in the head? Yeah. So the fish tank? Do you remember this?
SPEAKER_07No. I was talking about the people who were in the fish tank bed. No.
SPEAKER_09How does he not remember this?
SPEAKER_07Because too busy looking at Fleece Johnson. Worried about booty holes. Worried about booty holes.
SPEAKER_09He was like invested in that conversation, too.
SPEAKER_14Fish bed? Fish tank bed?
SPEAKER_09Yes. I feel like that converse like that story would have taken place in a city like in Thailand somewhere. With all the the pretty boys.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. That's the thing. Like, they ain't got no facial hair out there either. Face took so smooth.
SPEAKER_09That's why I said it.
SPEAKER_11I saw a clip about something like that the other day. I was just like, oh my God. Damn, she's fine. Oh, wait, what the fuck? Yeah. And I had to stop watching those Maury's. Like, is it he or she? And I'm like, no, because she's he is 5'4, you know. Did Jerry Springer show? 10, 115 with long hair. Yeah. With with womanly features. I'm like, got curves. I'm like, you know, I'm done. We're not watching this anymore.
SPEAKER_07When you go on your trip to that place, that could happen to you.
SPEAKER_11Ain't in Thailand.
SPEAKER_07Well, it doesn't have to be Thailand.
SPEAKER_11Well, they will be.
SPEAKER_07Where you're going, that could definitely happen. It could, but it's less likely to.
SPEAKER_09Alright. I actually can you saw this.
SPEAKER_07You gotta call, you gotta FaceTime me right when you find out it's not what you think it was.
SPEAKER_11I wouldn't even think about that. I don't even think about the fuck out of it.
SPEAKER_09You just gotta hit play.
SPEAKER_14What am I watching now? Wait. Just send it to him.
SPEAKER_09He'll get it on the No, because this is I didn't even edit it. I just I screen recorded. So you can all see it? Yeah. You see you see the pretty girl. See the pretty girl?
SPEAKER_11Or the pretty guy? I don't I don't even know at this point. Wait, we've been talking about things.
SPEAKER_09Oh you know. Is it playing?
SPEAKER_05Yeah. It's playing, but the fuck that's a she. What the fuck? That's a dude? Yeah. No, that's a she. That's a IRBB pro. That's a female. No. That's a dude.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Well, now it's a dude.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Wait, now it's a dude?
SPEAKER_09Well, yeah, but now it's her. No, that's it's the same guy. It's a guy. It's a guy.
SPEAKER_11Why does he look like a boom? Why does he have the facial features of a female?
SPEAKER_09I don't know. I you know what?
SPEAKER_11That's crazy.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_14That's a fucking pro bodybuilder. Fleas would love that.
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_14Fleas would love to do that.
SPEAKER_08Fleas would be like, yo, I need this for you.
SPEAKER_11Fleas wouldn't be able to put them in a chokehold. Why would you want to like look like a female? Why would any dude want to like just if that's their thing?
SPEAKER_14But that there's girls and guys that dress up as cats. Why would they want to? People are fucking weird.
SPEAKER_05That's their thing.
SPEAKER_09Let me tell you, I I know this guy who did my um he did my teeth cleaning. And he's dressed as a cat? No. No, no, no. He dresses as many other things because he's very drag. He's very flamboyant. And um he would tell me very straight men would be in his inbox. Men that you never respect.
SPEAKER_07You can't be very straight if you're in his inbox. Right, right. Well do they know that he's uh Yes. Then they're not straight. Yeah, you ain't straight.
SPEAKER_09To everybody else. They're straight men.
SPEAKER_07Ah to the world. They're straightforward. Undercover closeted.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Like deep cover.
SPEAKER_09Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_07So there's a lot of people out there that'll do a lot of different things you don't expect.
SPEAKER_09Yep. Yep.
SPEAKER_07In private.
SPEAKER_09Yep.
SPEAKER_07Like I would never expect Charlie to be watching Fleece Johnson videos.
SPEAKER_14I didn't choose to, it just fucking came up.
SPEAKER_09I I I know your timeline. You've seen my timeline. I know. That's why I'm saying I'm like, I don't use videos that you send me and you share. Yeah. I'm not surprised anymore.
SPEAKER_06No wonder why you're having heart attacks.
SPEAKER_07You're watching all this crazy shit. Yo, for real. Yeah. Your anxiety's gotta be crazy because you watch fucking beheadings. I can't watch anything.
SPEAKER_14I don't have any. Like nothing, nothing shocks me at this point. Yeah, that's a problem. This is why.
SPEAKER_11Is it? You you're supposed to have some sort of reaction when you see something.
SPEAKER_14It's more of a like fucking, I don't want to say like I don't have a reaction. There's no like emotion. Yes, that's the problem.
SPEAKER_11It's the same thing. Like, I've experienced that too.
SPEAKER_07Like it's I think we're gonna do anytime you're on a show, it's gonna be through phone.
SPEAKER_18Fuck this shit.
SPEAKER_11We should do it today.
SPEAKER_10We should have a special guest therapist come on and just be like, what's wrong with that? No, because he might lose his fucking job.
SPEAKER_07They come and talk like, yo, this dude. Yeah. No way.
SPEAKER_14Emotion is not part of uh lack of is actually a little bit better. That's true. That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_09Well, I mean, there's a difference between sympathy and empathy.
SPEAKER_14Well, that and feeling. See, but the the It's not about not having sympathy or empathy. It's when something does happen, I don't fucking go, huh? What the fuck? Yeah, I'm not sure.
SPEAKER_11There's no like I was at a call the other day at a grocery store and someone was stealing from the bottle return, they're able to like print out the bottle return tickets and just like redeem them, like just randomly. So she so she was doing that.
SPEAKER_14Pretty smart.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, but when you do one ticket for 900 bucks, it looks a little systemic.
SPEAKER_09Never mind.
SPEAKER_11Do like five, ten bucks here and there, like all right. But anyway, like the lost prevention guy was like, he was like all hopped up and excited for, and I'm like, he's like, this is a felony, right? And I'm like, dude, I don't know. Yeah, but the other time I'm like, I don't know. I gotta look at the statue. And I'm like, just give me the statement, give me the evidence, and I'll write the warrant. Right. Like, and he's all like, yeah, but I did. I'm like, I this is like the life. The the biggest thing that's ever happened. Exactly. If they're not used to it, that's yeah, and for me, this is like, dude, it's my Friday, and I'm trying to go. I gotta go into in an hour. You fucking called me for this.
SPEAKER_14Yeah. So that's what I mean. Like, you go to a car crash and you see fucking people are dead or whatever, and you're just like, who's the next fucking toe in line? Like, who am I fucking calling? Like, I don't give a fuck. Like, you know what I mean? It's not like I get it.
SPEAKER_18I get it.
SPEAKER_14It's become you you become numb to this point. Yeah, yeah. So I'm not saying I'll be jaded.
SPEAKER_11There's like, I was at an accident the other day, minor, and this guy's like, Well, if you need to talk to me, and then there's this, and then there's that. And I'm like, shut up and go away. You're just a witness. Yeah, right. This is a simple 240 right here. Like, yeah. We're not, this isn't the end of the world right now. Exactly.
SPEAKER_09Another time, this other coming to my side.
SPEAKER_11Uh huh.
SPEAKER_09No, y'all said, go, go.
SPEAKER_11There's this other time there was an accident. I mean, it was pretty, like, cars were wrecked and everything. He was like, oh look, there's there's a there's a hop cap right here. I'm like, I do not care. Yeah, yeah, just fucking live. Do not care. Like the fact that this bungle is.
SPEAKER_14There's no nothing on these. It's just like nothing.
SPEAKER_11I got the plates, I got the driver's info. I already know who's at the fault. Like, I don't care about anything else.
SPEAKER_07Not that big a deal.
SPEAKER_11I already know who's the fault. Okay. That's I'm here to administer enforcement. Right. And I had a quick report. Yeah. Other than that, I but they think that like we're gonna go into a crazy investigation. I'm like, no. This is as soon as you get there, you're like this.
SPEAKER_07All right, that car's there, this car's here. This is probably what happened. Yeah, we're all done.
SPEAKER_11Like, I don't think you understand, sir, that my report will be done within the hour. Right. And I will be not thinking about this.
SPEAKER_14Yeah. I'll be on the next fucking car crash. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07And it's so traumatic for them. Yeah.
SPEAKER_14Yeah. They're a witness. They're not even fucking traumatized. Yeah. You know what I mean? They just saw like two cars hitting each other, like, whoa, fuck.
SPEAKER_18Yeah.
SPEAKER_14Fucking Honda was devil, yeah, fuck. And then you check the cameras and it's like the other fucking car. Yeah. Yes, yes. So it's it's like I don't pay attention to anybody really that's not directly involved. If they go, oh, I definitely saw this, okay. I'll take your fucking statement. That's it.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, you kind of take the statement and then see if the video matches if there's video. And they're like, all right, this motherfucker wasn't full of shit. Yeah. 98% of the time they're fucking full of shit. And what the fuck they're talking about.
SPEAKER_09Yep.
SPEAKER_11Oh, I had a buddy who went to the uh like a reconstruction class. Yeah, I heard that's a pain in the ass. It's well, the thing is there's a lot of work involved, and there's a lot of math. And he he starts pulling that stuff out. He's like, no, you did this, you did that, and you even you weren't even more in your seat though, so go work out of here.
SPEAKER_07So here's a ticket for that. I'm just like Yeah, I'm not doing all that bullshit. I thought some of the stuff they couldn't use. Um like as far as like things getting let's say you you you're in the car, the car hits something, pieces of the car fly 50 feet. I thought they couldn't use that anymore to s to to track like uh the speed of the vehicle.
SPEAKER_11Usually or maybe not from what I know. They track speed with skid marks, yeah. Or whatever the speedometer is is stopped at. Yeah.
SPEAKER_14Yep, skid mark length, speedometer stoppage, or you have like uh the speedometer will stop like that?
SPEAKER_11Sometimes sometimes it'll hit so hard. Yeah. And it'll just like freeze at whatever speed they were going.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, because I knew they used to do like, oh well, the fucking uh emblem is over here, so they must have been going at this speed. Yeah. Yeah, because you got wind resistance, you could have bounced off something. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. No.
SPEAKER_11I mean, the best way to do it really is get a warrant for the car's computer.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, and do it that way.
SPEAKER_11That's the best way.
SPEAKER_07And that tells you fucking everything.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I used to work on cars, and that will give you if they were wearing their seatbelt, uh what what music was playing, like it'll tell you everything.
SPEAKER_07So it records everything? Yeah. It's like even on the older, even the older trucks and cars?
SPEAKER_11Probably anything that's 96 and newer, because that's when OBD2 came out. Especially like the newer stuff, it gets even more computerized. There's more computers than newer cars got.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. I mean, I knew they had this fucking thing, but I didn't think it was that fucking detailed.
SPEAKER_11But I mean, like, that's really if there's only like criminal charges involved. That's like somehow. Yeah, it's gotta be like a fatal. Yeah. I mean, I'm not doing that for serious injuries. Uh I mean, because no one's really dead and there's no intent. You're just getting a well 236, you know. Did it maintain lane? That's that's all I got here.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, we're all set. Yeah, I've never had to uh do anything where you had to check that thing. Check the box. Yeah. Never had anything that serious. Knock on wood. Now some shit's gonna happen, but whatever.
SPEAKER_09I'm not working with you the next couple days.
SPEAKER_10We don't gotta do anything in dispatch anyway. Hey. So not like that, no investigative stuff. Uh we have to investigate on this.
SPEAKER_09You know how many times we have to go back and look at cameras to figure out like you guys should go into my department.
SPEAKER_11We they watch movies and stuff.
SPEAKER_09No. We try I try. I have tried. Depending on you know, the shift or whatever, I'll try to watch a movie, but no, most of the time we are.
SPEAKER_07Nah, they're too busy.
SPEAKER_11Well, I'm not gonna lie too, because sometimes our guys, um depending on the time of day, they'll have uh to watch the monitors too.
SPEAKER_09Like for the guys that you guys are having holdings up.
SPEAKER_11Well, there's holdings, but they can also see the roads. Oh yeah, we can see that. Oh yeah, we got that too.
SPEAKER_09We have that, yeah.
SPEAKER_07Did you ever see now going back to hip hop stuff because I happen to see this guy? What the fuck's his name? Uh lefty something. The fuck's his name?
SPEAKER_20I was doing it in fucking year in prison.
SPEAKER_07Uh Lefty gunplay. Saturday all you never heard of this guy, lefty gunplay? This guy you're showing us now?
SPEAKER_20Yeah.
SPEAKER_05I've seen this retard before on TikTok, but I haven't I don't know who he is.
SPEAKER_20You have the traps too on too.
SPEAKER_07He's gonna do whatever he's gonna do.
SPEAKER_14I thought I was gonna add all the videos he looked retarded. Yeah, you've seen the videos. He's probably the drug drugs at one point, yeah. In every video he looks retarded.
SPEAKER_07Is he gonna fucking do something?
SPEAKER_11He's saying he worked out a lot, but that's what I think those videos are saying, but clearly he doesn't.
SPEAKER_09He said he did push-ups every day.
SPEAKER_11He doesn't look like he did push-ups every day.
SPEAKER_14Is that why he keeps touching his fucking shoes?
SPEAKER_11He might have done 10 push-ups every day because there's like no results.
SPEAKER_07Like, look at when he talks.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, look, look at look at the what's the craziest thing I've seen. The life leaving his eyes. Like whoever knows that. That's what he looks like. That's an accurate depiction. What's the craziest thing I've seen? Come on, motherfucker.
SPEAKER_07Now every time I want to fucking look for something, I can't see it.
SPEAKER_09I just don't understand why people do that. So do you consider yourself? Look, watch, look at his face.
SPEAKER_07What do you consider yourself?
SPEAKER_17Do you consider Mexican mixed? Yeah. When it's convenient to me, I'll be white. When it's convenient to me, I'll be Mexican. When it works for me, I'll be Guatemala. My name's Franklin Scott Holiday. Like, you know, like how he just monitor his eyes monitor everywhere. Mouth wide open. Mexican. That's not a resting position for your mouth. White? When it's convenient to me, I'll be white. When it's convenient to me, I'll be Mexican. When it works for me, I'll be white. It looks like he might be like slightly tweaked. That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_09That the way that his mouth is.
SPEAKER_07He got some good stories, though. I ain't gonna lie. He has stories?
SPEAKER_10Oh, yeah, that's why he's viral.
SPEAKER_07Probably just all like the prison stuff. He's a rapper. He's a rapper? Yeah.
SPEAKER_09I watch 60 Days In.
SPEAKER_07You watch that shit?
SPEAKER_09You never watched it?
SPEAKER_07No.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_07That shit's fake.
SPEAKER_09I don't know. I mean What is it? It's they go in. It's like regular people go into jail. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11And they gotta survive for like 60 days.
SPEAKER_14And they're treated as regular. How is that safe? That's not safe.
SPEAKER_09They have You're gonna get diseases.
SPEAKER_14There's no way.
SPEAKER_09So they have cameras on them all the time, like the regular surveillance cameras.
SPEAKER_11I think they have like a safe word too or something.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, they or like a someone. But the inmates have to be in on it. No. No, they have to. The inmates don't know.
SPEAKER_14Supposedly they're not. I don't know. Reality TV is scripted. There's no way that the inmates don't know if you're bringing in a random guy and then you fucking now there's cameras everywhere.
SPEAKER_09No, no, no. So what the inmates are told, so the crew is there beforehand for like a week or two or whatever it is. They're doing a documentary on the life in the prison, whatever it is. So they've been interviewing other inmates for some time. And then let's say they bring me in and I'm coming in with a bunch of other females that are coming in. And they'll put me in this pot or that pot or whatever. So nobody knows that I'm part of what's happening of the show. So as far as the inmates know, it's a whole documentary.
SPEAKER_14Is it one specific prison or is it like a bunch of people?
SPEAKER_09They usually bring in a group of people, but they put them in different places and they don't know. At I think the first season they might have known about each other or they didn't, and then afterwards they started knowing it's after they kept catching on to different people. So in some of the seasons they would catch on. Like some people would be like, Oh, he's because now it became so popular that people are like, Oh, this is 60 days in, you're with 60 days in or whatever.
SPEAKER_11Well, there's also a difference between someone who's a criminal and someone who's not. There was the one guy you're gonna know. Yeah, right.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, the one guy that went in, the Spanish guy, the Puerto Rican one, he was really good. He they put him in two times. He went in two separate times. Oh shit.
SPEAKER_17Fuck that. Why would you even want to go there?
SPEAKER_09To two different places because he got in, he got so much information to give back to the um oh my god. To the guard. To the to the warden, yeah. Yep. So that's what they go in there for.
SPEAKER_14Yeah, you have to pay me a lot of fucking money to fucking live in jail. I think they do and not in my comfortable bed. There's a lot of them that don't even mean. To put my life at risk with people and then l sleep next to them.
SPEAKER_11Well, the thing is too, like, depending on what prisons you go to, you gotta join a gang, you gotta get tattoos, like you does.
SPEAKER_09He ends up having to join one. I think the second season that he's in, he ends up having to civilian. He had gone, he had gone, he had done time before. Okay.
SPEAKER_11Okay, if he'd done time before, like, he knows how to vote.
SPEAKER_09And that's why he did so well.
SPEAKER_11Like if I went to prison, I'd be like, uh joining again. Join again. First day. Join again.
SPEAKER_09But some of these people that they brought in. Yeah, right. Some of these people they brought in were like EMTs, military, um, police officers.
SPEAKER_14Is it like that scared straight type of thing?
SPEAKER_09Or no, no, no, because they're not trying to get them to be afraid. They're trying to really get information to fix the go straight up.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_09To fix what's going on in the prisons. You know where you came in? Yeah. It's a it's a good show.
SPEAKER_07To the right. Oh my god. My dog's out, but it's not gonna take. You like dogs?
SPEAKER_09Random man.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, so I gotta watch that. I'll check it out. Please do it in his fucking Damn, what was the fucking story I was gonna say? You're gonna talk about Wait, have you guys seen that?
SPEAKER_14The rapper with the fucking retard photo.
SPEAKER_18What did you say?
SPEAKER_09Wait, have you guys seen that? The the people like the TikTok pages and the Instagram pages of um inmates and females will like date them. Oh yeah. And then go pick them up.
SPEAKER_07Did you see the the female ones?
SPEAKER_09There's female no, so there's males. And then the females will go and pick up. There's also like this new trend where females will go and sit outside the jails and just pick up the the guy that comes out. So crazy.
SPEAKER_07So there's that on Instagram they have a site. Yeah, the pen pals. Some shit. Where they'll be like, ah, my name is Prisoner.
SPEAKER_14My name is Jessica uh.
SPEAKER_09No, but for the dudes, like the dudes, the dudes go on there and record a video from jail.
SPEAKER_07It popped up on my fucking feed. Right?
SPEAKER_09Yeah, show him because he's never seen it. Look at his face.
SPEAKER_14I got a uh They record a video of what? Same thing, like, hey, I'm inmate number, whatever, whatever, I'm date looking to date. Or digga. I've seen both, yeah. Yeah. So that's what we're talking about.
SPEAKER_07Digga finds one. She goes, uh, shit, look at this. This is like inmate dudes. And then you could like be their friend or whatever, and you do all that stuff. So I clicked on it, and one of our friends that we know follows that shit. So I went through it and she liked a few of the fucking photos and shit. No shit. She's single too.
SPEAKER_14Oh, that's crazy. It's like that that lady that fucking helped those two inmates escape. The seamstress. Oh yeah. Oh my god. See, that's why the day There's a seamstress inside the s the jail. She fucking was fucking the inmates. Helped them get out.
SPEAKER_09So they got I know the dating pool is is rough.
SPEAKER_14Well, they have iPads now. They don't get like all the inmates get iPads now. Oh, yeah, that's how they they that's how they get all these videos, so they can watch like Netflix or whatever.
SPEAKER_07They had Game Boy when I left.
SPEAKER_14So because Yeah. So they have these iPads where they can message whoever, and then that's how they talk to people outside. But then it's like through an app, and that app is monitored. So that's how sometimes we get TV incidents.
SPEAKER_09Because they still contact them.
SPEAKER_14Because they contact them through the lab and the and the system is monitored. So once they once a system like says, hey, this happened, it goes to an actual person who will review it, and then it'll come to us, like, hey, he's messaging or she's messaging. XYZ. She's he's violating whatever. So stupid. This is in my dating app.
SPEAKER_07Oh, here's one.
SPEAKER_11Oh, I've heard about these. Yeah, we were just talking about these. These are crazy.
SPEAKER_14Government shit. I can fix her.
SPEAKER_11There's this one girl I'm uh I'm friends with on Facebook. I only met her once, so it's one of these.
SPEAKER_09No, I'm like, well, here's another thing. Bumble doesn't work.
SPEAKER_11No, absolutely not. So she posted something one day, and for whatever reason, like her stuff never comes up on my feed, but this one did. And she like she's like involved in some group where she's friends and writes letters to dudes in prison. Yeah. And I'm just like, what are you doing? Yeah. And then I talked to my boy that knew her. He was like, yo, her whole family's just trash. It's something. They're just that kind of people. Maybe it's some sort of fetish. I don't know. We know some women are just like the bad dudes. They want the bad boys.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, well, this is weird.
SPEAKER_11He's not squared away. So what's it can't like?
SPEAKER_07Look who's back. Yeah, look who's back, you fuck. What's that supposed to do, bro?
SPEAKER_09Your algorithm is fucked.
SPEAKER_21Fucked. I don't I don't know. You tell me. You don't know. I don't know. I can't picture myself ever being in that situation. Alright.
SPEAKER_06Fucking fleece Johnson.
SPEAKER_21I just say for instance, you was in that situation. I can't I can't see it, fleece.
SPEAKER_07You want me to get a candy. And YouTube account. You fucked my whole shit up. I got fucking Bumpy Johnson or Fleece Johnson or whoever the fucking Johnson. Fleece Johnson. He's on that uh, you said the cartoon? Boondox?
SPEAKER_14Boondocks, yeah.
SPEAKER_07I never watched that shit. That's a funny show.
SPEAKER_14Boondocks is fucking the greatest.
SPEAKER_07I never watched it. What else we got on here?
SPEAKER_09Funny, funny show.
SPEAKER_14Yeah. You ever did you see the robot that attack people in a concert?
SPEAKER_05I don't think that. I think I mean not that it they attacked him, but it like fucking like lunged at him.
SPEAKER_07I think it tripped over something and tried to get its fucking balance. And it looked like it went, what motherfucker, what?
SPEAKER_14Chest bumped him.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_14What, motherfucker?
SPEAKER_07Robot uh attacks people. Yeah. I guess.
SPEAKER_14It's not, it's like a fucking three-second video. Like the fucking ro there's some sort of robot like facing some people and it just fucking like chest bumps on a lot of.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, chest bumped.
SPEAKER_14Boom. Right there. That's it.
SPEAKER_11That's not enough. That's showing like an intimidation factor. That's not showing violence.
SPEAKER_07Right. I'm gonna use that next time.
SPEAKER_14It's not violence, it's just intimidation. Boom! Just fucking headbutt them. To me, that whole video is out of context, though. Why is there that robot? Why is that robot hand out there?
SPEAKER_01Right, it looked like it that person touched him first.
SPEAKER_14Yeah, but why is the robot there? Why does the robot have a vest on? Like a puffy vest.
SPEAKER_11But it's like a winter vest.
SPEAKER_09It's probably part of the whole setup, yeah. Because look, there's another one there. Look.
SPEAKER_07It's Christmas.
SPEAKER_09Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, if you watch in slow motion, you can see that the fucking thing fell. It's like, what motherfucker?
SPEAKER_09It looks like it's trying to put on the laptop.
SPEAKER_11It's not like it's programming and going out of its way to do harm.
SPEAKER_09No, look, because what whoever that is kind of touches it. And then it looks like it's just trying to walk.
SPEAKER_14So it's just defending the trip. It definitely has to be a big thing. Yeah, they're trying to stand it back up.
SPEAKER_07The handler, you know, the handler of that thing is dead right now, right?
SPEAKER_14He's like, oh, you made my fucking my robot look bad.
SPEAKER_07We must kill you. Kim Jong Yeo will kill that motherfucker. Yeah.
SPEAKER_14See the rope the toilet that kisses your knees when you're fucking. What?
SPEAKER_09What is your TikTok? What is your robot that kisses your knees?
SPEAKER_14Put uh giant head kisses your knee.
SPEAKER_09Are you sure you want to do this?
SPEAKER_14No, he's not. He is not. What am I looking at? Am I Googling it? Yeah, no, on YouTube. Put fucking giant head. Japan. Put Japan, Giant Head. Japan, giant head.
SPEAKER_05It'll pop up.
SPEAKER_14There we go. Toilet, Japan. That one.
SPEAKER_11Although Japan is. What is this shit? This thing?
SPEAKER_14Yes.
unknownRight.
SPEAKER_08Toilet experience. You come and tick down.
SPEAKER_14So it's for lonely people.
SPEAKER_08Under your things.
SPEAKER_14You sit down, and when you sit down, the giant head comes and kisses your legs. What? Yes.
SPEAKER_11The closest thing I've heard about in like other countries, they have like professional cuddlers. You can go to sleep to somebody cuddling to you. I saw that on the news though.
SPEAKER_09Like that's the shit of nightmares right there.
SPEAKER_14So we're looking at like a six-foot head that gets closer and closer and closer to you when you're sitting on the toilet.
SPEAKER_09This is for lonely people?
SPEAKER_14Yeah, I guess. You know someone stuck their dick in there. Hell yeah. 100%. See, and it kisses your fucking legs. It has to be like it. This has to be like some art thing.
SPEAKER_07How'd you find this shit?
SPEAKER_14TikTok.
SPEAKER_07You need to shut that shit down. You need to shut that shit down. How did your algorithm get to I don't know? In a bathroom with a big giant Chinese head or Jack.
SPEAKER_14First of all, let's make that clear.
SPEAKER_07No, that was a dude Chinese head.
SPEAKER_14It was two. Was it two or is it? There were two heads in there.
SPEAKER_07The person sitting down was a girl. That rolls out to you while you sit down and kisses you. Yep. I don't even know how to do that. I don't know either. Now let's see. I'm gonna recycle. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11I have that too. I have that too.
SPEAKER_07So now let me recycle.
SPEAKER_11David Goggin's motivation. I mean, I feel like shit.
SPEAKER_07See, I got Rolex. I got no.
SPEAKER_09Look at look at who you have. Look at that third video in the top row.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, now this motherfucker.
SPEAKER_10The booty warrior. Oh, come on. I got that idiot too, Maven, on mine. Maven.
SPEAKER_11I got Dragon Ball Z stuff because I'm a job. He's just a professional wrestler. He wasn't even that great.
SPEAKER_14He was like a mid-card wrestler before. If that. Yeah, he was a job. He won tough enough.
SPEAKER_11He was a jobber, yeah. Yeah, he won tough enough, and that's his claim to fame. Yeah, but that's fake. Yeah, 100%. That's why I don't watch it anymore. I just watch it because it's like nostalgic. But watching The Rock talk a lot of shit is pretty funny. Yeah, so I mean, yeah.
SPEAKER_07I can watch for about five, ten minutes and I'm fucking out.
SPEAKER_09Exactly.
SPEAKER_07Let's see. I got nothing else. Yeah, I got Ronnie Coleman.
SPEAKER_09He's there again.
SPEAKER_05Where's your smoke?
SPEAKER_09Go up.
SPEAKER_14Oh, I get a lot of these videos.
SPEAKER_05Oh, fuck. Full video. That's what we watched. You ever seen these fucking videos right there?
SPEAKER_14Oh, the fucking uh Ukrainian drones? Yeah, so North Korea sent a bunch of uh soldiers to help out the Russians. And apparently they're like leaving their post, but then uh for obvious reasons. And then there's a lot of these videos from like the drones, like showing like the North Koreans and the Russians getting fucking shot right in the face. No shit. Yeah, dude, it's crazy. So Ukraine has these drones? They both do, both sides have. It's a US that fucking, let's be honest here.
SPEAKER_07I've seen the drone videos. Let's see, I don't think it's gonna show any.
SPEAKER_00The entry of North Korean troops into the war on Russia's side has taken this conflict to a whole new level and marked a turning point in world history. In this video, we will demonstrate the power of drones, the destructive effect of tanks, and the decisive role of modern war technology.
SPEAKER_14So imagine never your country has never been in a war. Uh at least recently, other than the Korean War. And you know, at least your parents haven't been in a war, only your grandparents have. And then you're suddenly in a war that doesn't involve your country. And now there's fucking drones blowing up above you. That must be fucking crazy.
SPEAKER_09We're talking about Ukraine.
SPEAKER_05No, North Korea.
SPEAKER_09Oh, North Korea, okay.
SPEAKER_05The North Koreans.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_05But they're in Ukraine. Right.
SPEAKER_09But doesn't North Korea force you into the military? I think that's a good thing.
SPEAKER_05Both both sides do. Both sides do we. You see when the five countries do I think.
SPEAKER_09I was gonna say I thought most countries read the other.
SPEAKER_14So like when I was stationed in South Korea, um basically, like the people that I was engaging with they had to do like a minimum of two years. But if their parents had like a lot of money, or it was like four years, but like if their parents had a lot of money, they would only do like two years. Buy their way out. And then buy their way out, like you said.
SPEAKER_09Okay.
SPEAKER_14I mean 'cause they're like, oh well, I have to go to college or whatever, and then they'd be like, okay, so you know, you'll do your two years, your mandatory two years, and then you'll go back out.
SPEAKER_07You see when the Ukrainian soldiers are getting kidnapped so they could join the army.
SPEAKER_09Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_07That's fucked up.
SPEAKER_09Their version of the draft. Yes. Uh but there's also like 60 year olds right in uh craft. Whoever they can take.
SPEAKER_07You're just snagging motherfuckers. Yeah. This dude that you saw that.
SPEAKER_14Did you see that?
SPEAKER_07The interview? Crazy. He got a fucking ass handed to him.
SPEAKER_14Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did.
SPEAKER_07Fucking Stolinsky, Stolinsky, whatever the fuck his name is. Jerk off. Yep. They're gonna end that war.
SPEAKER_14100%.
SPEAKER_07He's got no choice. He's fucked.
SPEAKER_14Definitely not. And now he has to. You are not. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Especially if they kicked his ass out. They're like, yeah, get out. You're done. He said, get the fuck out of here with that. Yeah, he's like, get the fuck out of here with that bull.
SPEAKER_14You don't even come with a suit on. Get the fuck out of here. I noticed that like relaxed. The disrespect of not going in with a fucking suit.
SPEAKER_05He's like, oh, he got dressed up. Nice. Yeah, he done fucking polo suit on. Back to those Soviet dudes.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, right. But like the other guy didn't get dressed up either. Who?
SPEAKER_11Who?
SPEAKER_09Elon wasn't dressed when he was in the Oval Office.
SPEAKER_11Elon has autism. But he had a he's autistic.
SPEAKER_09Listen, I'm I'm on board with what we're talking about, but Elon had a whole hat on inside of the Oval Office.
SPEAKER_05Trump wears his own hat.
SPEAKER_09But I think here's the difference. There's a level of disrespect that Elon's also showing that needs to calm down a little bit.
SPEAKER_14Just a little. There has been zero that I have seen.
SPEAKER_09That's not a sign. Him being in the Oval Office wearing a hat.
SPEAKER_14What does the hat have to do with not showing in with the guy gets involved? The guy is the president of another country. And is asking for billions of dollars and shows up in a fucking sweater. But that's not what we're talking about. I'm not talking about him. Right, it's a quarter zip.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_14It was a quarter zip. Quarter zip.
SPEAKER_09But what if that's how he runs his country and that's how he shows up every day to do his job?
SPEAKER_14He does show up that way all the time. That's the thing. But he's he was invited into our country to asking to ask for money.
unknownA lot.
SPEAKER_09He's been, yeah, and he's been plenty of money.
SPEAKER_14Okay. I'm not understanding your question.
SPEAKER_09What I'm saying is Elon is here. He's been here. He knows what our standards are as far as like going in, and these are just like this is an understood.
SPEAKER_14But Elon's not asking for money. If you're asked to be in the Oval Office, right?
SPEAKER_18Go ahead.
SPEAKER_14If you're involved, if you're asked, hey, come be the Oval Office, is it's a different than hey, another country coming here and then asking for, hey, we would like your support, and then coming here and dressing however they want, and then disrespecting the fucking leader. There's a different story than Elon getting chosen to be in a certain position, right? And then because he dresses however he wants to dress, he's he wasn't it wasn't his He's not in there begging for money.
SPEAKER_07Correct.
SPEAKER_11He's like, hey And he's already got the job.
SPEAKER_07He's like, I got the job. This is what I look like, this is what how I'm gonna look like. And if I wear this, you want these skills that I got, this I'm here, and this is what I'm gonna look like.
SPEAKER_14Right.
SPEAKER_07He's not he's not a guest in the house. Right. But I see what you're saying, though.
SPEAKER_11That's a good point.
SPEAKER_09No matter what. Like when you walk into the White House, you're supposed to be dressed a certain way.
SPEAKER_14No, have you haven't you seen the people that go to to walk through the White House every day? They're visitors. They're visitors. That's very different.
SPEAKER_09When you were in the military, were you not expected to dress a certain way?
SPEAKER_14We have uniforms, yes. Okay, so you know Elon isn't a public official. He he wasn't elected.
SPEAKER_09Correct.
SPEAKER_14Uh-huh. I see I see what you're saying.
SPEAKER_09You get what I'm saying? Like there's a certain level both sides.
SPEAKER_11It's like, okay, there's a there's a minimum level of professionalism that should be being presented.
SPEAKER_09Yes. Like if you're in that minimum level.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. Yeah. I don't even think he had a tie on.
SPEAKER_09That was not a blazer. That was like the long coat, like the trenchman from The Matrix.
SPEAKER_07I think we're talking about different days, but okay. I know what you're talking about. When he's got his kid with him?
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_09The hat on and everything.
SPEAKER_14Again, he runs five different companies plus whatever he's fucking.
SPEAKER_09Oh, so I can just wear whatever. I'm gonna show up in pajamas.
SPEAKER_11Well, Mark Cuban shows up in three parts. Look at Mark Cuban. He shows up in t-shirts. Yeah, Mark Cuban, who all when you make that much money, you know what? You set the standard. Right. Who's gonna tell you no? Right. Yeah, exactly. We made that much money, who's gonna tell you no? Right. Why do you need the shit? Yeah, me being broke as hell is gonna tell Elon Musk how to dress. Right. He's a success. No, you need to tell me how to dress, apparently.
SPEAKER_14Not only has he made the most amount of money of any human being ever, he runs five different companies, and then the president is like, hey, can you help us with XYZ? And he goes, Sure. And he shows up with a fucking t-shirt on. We're like, what the fucking audacity of this fucking guy of showing up with a t-shirt on.
SPEAKER_09It's just a level of professionalism. That's all I'm saying.
SPEAKER_14How is he not a professional? He runs multiple companies.
SPEAKER_09It's not about what you're running, it's about you're at the White House, and there should be a level of respect.
SPEAKER_11You gotta look the part to play the part, is what we're saying.
SPEAKER_14Yes, but he isn't an official working at the White House. He's also not begging for money.
SPEAKER_09Again, it has nothing to do with that. It's what I'm trying to explain to you is that is the White House, right? And when you go in there and you're gonna speak to the press, you would think that if you're especially when you're speaking on behalf of the president, there's just a certain expectation that you're gonna dress a certain way.
SPEAKER_14And Biden's son was doing fucking crack in the White House. Again, there's like no standard.
SPEAKER_09Not in front of cameras.
SPEAKER_14There is plenty of front of cameras. They fucking found it for the entire time.
SPEAKER_11What she's saying is like when you come in for a job interview, you're not gonna be wearing a quarter zip. You're gonna be wearing a suit tie. You want to look presentable when you're coming to a job. When you're coming in for that, but he didn't come in for that. Ask for eight. Right.
SPEAKER_09He 100% did. He came Elon came in to speak in front of cameras for millions of people.
SPEAKER_11I think we might have to agree to disagree here. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. The thing is, he's listen. I hired you. This is I I accept that you're not gonna wear a suit every time. Now, a guest comes in. I expect you to wear a suit. I think it's kind of you see what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_09I expect you to fucking hear you.
SPEAKER_07You're coming over here, I'm fucking up.
SPEAKER_09But why? Because he's coming into your house at the wedding.
SPEAKER_07And you need to look the part. Yeah. And you should look the part being another president of another country and all this bullshit. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And you're coming to ask me for shit. So I don't look like a fucking bum.
SPEAKER_21Exactly.
SPEAKER_07Now, if I hire a bummer multi-billionaire who's helping us save astronauts and do all this other shit, I'm like, listen, I don't give a fuck you wear your goddamn underwear. I need to get the job done. Yep. I think that's where it is. But I see your point. Yeah. Your point is valid. Yes.
SPEAKER_11Your point is valid. But speaking of appearances, can we talk about this chick in this what's her name? That Georgia rapper? Oh no, that's not her. That's not her. Well, I wouldn't be able to tell the difference because they're both crazy overweight.
SPEAKER_07Let me see.
SPEAKER_05I cannot.
SPEAKER_11I'm sorry. We didn't know who you were talking about. Fire him?
SPEAKER_07She failed. I mean, she failed. She lost it.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, she lost her thing. I heard that the thing didn't even, the trial didn't even happen yet. So I I can't remember what I was watching the other day. There was some YouTuber who said, We never saw you get in and out of a car. Everything you got get always out of the SUV. It has to be. It has to be. You can't fit in a car. I wouldn't let her in my car either. You're gonna mess up my suspension, my shorts, and everything. And that time you can mess up the whole alignment. Emergency happens. If she breaks, the car is going to go to her side.
SPEAKER_09I have a little tiny car?
SPEAKER_14I have a giant SUV and a pickup truck, and I still wouldn't let her in.
SPEAKER_05No.
SPEAKER_11Definitely not. No. No. You want to be treated accommodation? No, screw that stuff. You are extre extraordinarily morbidly obese. Yes. I was gonna say we're gonna be able to be able to do that. You are you're past the standard. Yeah. You're not of it again. If you're flying, she might have to buy the whole damn row.
SPEAKER_07So watch this.
SPEAKER_11I don't want to be sitting next to you that uncomfortable. Why should my comfort be because you're 14 here?
SPEAKER_07Exactly.
SPEAKER_11Well, I I had Lug Day today. I did my workout. I contributed in my comfort zone. You didn't contribute to your comfort. Right. We should not have to change. The majority should not have to change for the minority. No, 100%. That's true.
SPEAKER_14So to play to play devil's advocate, right?
SPEAKER_07There's the 18 knees.
SPEAKER_14So gross.
SPEAKER_11And stop with the crop pops. Fat girl, stop with the crop pops. It's not cute.
SPEAKER_07Look at that.
SPEAKER_14But to play devil's advocate, right? It's America, right? She did whatever she wants to do, and she wants to be 800 pounds and kill herself, that's fine.
SPEAKER_11You can. And guess what? There's also repercussions for that. For every action, there's an equal opposite reaction.
SPEAKER_14Right. So so the question is, right? Should there be larger seats?
SPEAKER_07No.
SPEAKER_14In airplanes. No.
SPEAKER_07Because the average person does not look like that. The average person is this, this, and that. No, well. And should fit these seats are made for the average. Yes.
SPEAKER_14Average weirdo. I would say average is I don't know. Average is not a 560 pound person. Right. I would I I would completely agree. That is not average. No. But are you going to sit here and say that the seats in airplanes now are for an average human? Yes, because I've gone on full flights without most of the time I've gone on flights. Are they uncomfortable? I've never had a fucking because of the size of the chair, is my question.
SPEAKER_07No.
SPEAKER_14No.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_14I've gone on I think they're uncomfortable, and I'm small enough.
SPEAKER_11They're not uncomfortable in the fact of like You're going on Cessnas or some shit.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_11Are you flying Spirit? No. Yeah, Spirit happened. No, I the last flight I flown on was actually a cheap flight flight because of my friends. I flew on breeze, and it wasn't the best seat in the world, but like this is travel. We're not supposed to be that you're not in a lazy boy recliner here. We're getting from point A to point B. Yeah. Like, I mean, I I even fell asleep on the flight. Granted, I was dead tired, but I also fell asleep on it. So it was comfortable enough to sleep on.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_11But I shouldn't have to be placed in discomfort because you decide to let yourself go and become 500 something pounds. Right. Yeah. She even said delusion herself that she was like, I didn't realize I think I could do this, but my body doesn't let me. That means delusion. That means you you're not living a reality. If you think you could do something.
SPEAKER_14Listen, I I am not disagreeing with you. I'm just playing devil's advocate here. Yeah. No, no, no, no. Because people go, Oh, well, it's America. You're you should be allowed to do it.
SPEAKER_07No, you're allowed to sit wherever the fuck you want. If you can't sit wherever the fuck you want, it's because you're too fucking fat. And that's your fault. That's your fault. Yeah. So the average person, you're thinking the average maybe American. Yes. Might be bigger than the average Asian or uh European or something. So that's not the average like the average human isn't as big as this fucking crazy bitch.
SPEAKER_11I used to work at a car dealership and I sat in a two-door, I sat in an Alpha Romeo. Tiny car. I forgot. It was at the 4C. That's a tiny car. My dad can't fit in it. I could barely fit in it. Once I get in it, I'm good. Yeah. But the seat, it's not wide enough for me. It's not comfortable. So guess what?
SPEAKER_13I don't I don't write Alpha Romeo saying, I don't like your car because I can't fit in it and it's not.
SPEAKER_11That car is made for Italians, right? I'm not a few. Yeah. You know, it's made for someone who's like 5'8, thinner than me. Have fun. Yeah. For me, that's not me. Put me in in the SUV, more comfortable. Even their quadrufolio sports ones, even the sports seats on those, a little tight.
SPEAKER_14Yeah, put it all the way back.
SPEAKER_11It's like I mean, like the bucket seat. Yeah, the bucket seat itself is a little tight. Fun car. Would I buy one? I'd consider it.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, if you want to dick around and have fun, but you're not traveling with the car.
SPEAKER_11I'm not traveling far.
SPEAKER_07No.
SPEAKER_11Take that to the track. But I mean, like, you have to be in mind that, okay, I might not have to do this. I might not be able to do this. Yeah. Like, we're made for the majority, not you. And on top of that, for a safety issue, say she wants to go to an amusement park. Oh, she can't go. Exactly. So, what, okay, there should be a ride for me. No, because now your ride is too big. I will be moving around too much and not feel stable in that seat for you. So you need to come down to a healthy average weight.
SPEAKER_14She's not gonna live that long anyway.
SPEAKER_09Imagine her on the swings.
SPEAKER_11She can't. There's no way she gets on. Now there's absolutely no way she could get on.
SPEAKER_09Her seat would be dragging.
SPEAKER_11You know, the machine probably wouldn't even lift her up. That's what I'm saying. I'm not trying to be mean.
SPEAKER_14The audacity that she even saw, the audacity that she even had to fucking sue this fucking guy.
SPEAKER_11You just wasted all your money in that lawsuit. I wouldn't even take that lawsuit if I was a lawyer. Absolutely not.
SPEAKER_07No. That dude should have just fucking rolled up his window and left. She would have had no case for nothing. Nah, I ain't gone.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, and he has the right to refuse. He's an independent contractor for a lawyer. Right. He has the right to refuse.
SPEAKER_07Not coming in my fucking car, you're too big. Yeah. Sorry.
SPEAKER_11You can't fit. Even if she tried getting in, she wouldn't be able to get in. Do we know what kind of car she tried to get in?
SPEAKER_07Because it bends. Like let's say a C300.
SPEAKER_11Listen, she's not sitting out chinking in that wall. That's a small four-door car.
SPEAKER_07Look at the size of that fucking like that thigh.
unknownDude.
SPEAKER_07Besides that fucking oopaloop of fucking nasty shit she got hanging over her veg.
SPEAKER_11She wouldn't even be able to buckle her seatbelt. There's a safety issue right there. Yeah, she wouldn't really She looks like those people from my 600-pound life that has to get transported in the trunk of the car.
SPEAKER_14Yeah, she can't fucking see the one that they transport on a fucking. I think you showed me the one on the fucking flatbed on the tow truck.
SPEAKER_07I've still got rotation for this one.
SPEAKER_18I remember that.
SPEAKER_07Let's see what she has to say. Let me see.
SPEAKER_19Yes, I can. The car's already struggled for its life. Car. The kicker part was when he started to talk about his tires. You know, I feel like that was a slap in the face. That was like a my tires. You know, like the driver's. Every big person you turned on because it can't fit in your car. Yeah, because they're all right.
SPEAKER_07No, not every big person. Every obese bitch that weighs 582 fucking thousand pounds is not coming in the goddamn. Yeah, you ain't getting my car. Dude, we've had big people that use the cruisers. They've since retired. And you could see the chair is fucked up. Yeah.
SPEAKER_18Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_07Like, not that big, but she was big. They were, they were big. Yeah. They're gonna f no, you're you're gonna you're not fucking at my car. She might need three cops to cuff her.
unknownI don't know.
SPEAKER_11Oh, yeah. At least three. Minimum. I was gonna say two, but no, she needs three. No, at least three. I've cuffed a guy that needed two before.
SPEAKER_14Oh, same. I mean, that's normal.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, clearly.
SPEAKER_14I mean, it's not normal, but it's normal to have a bigger guy with two. Yeah. She needs at least three.
SPEAKER_19I just want them to know, like, it really hurt my feelings. It looks like a little shit.
SPEAKER_14You would need two in the front. Your feelings don't matter. You need two cups in the front. You know, Zach Runyon.
SPEAKER_13Say, wait, wait.
SPEAKER_14This fucking rat.
SPEAKER_13It would be no different than a driver pulling up and saying, you know, I don't want to have black people. No, there is a difference. There's a huge difference.
SPEAKER_07I love how they gotta go to race right away.
SPEAKER_11Anytime you race bait, you lose the argument.
SPEAKER_07Well, they have nothing else to argue, so they're like, let me let me throw a race in the back.
SPEAKER_14Every time I hear that, I go up, well, I'm out. Like every single time. Well, if you're Spanish or if you're black, or if you were, I immediately tune out.
SPEAKER_11I don't care. Because you can lose weight. Right. Yeah. I mean, if I wanted to, I could pull Michael Jackson and you could. Right. And do that. But I wouldn't do that. If you don't want me in my car because I'm black, then I don't want you in my car. I can pull a Tropic Thunder.
SPEAKER_07I could pull a Tropic Thunder. I could do that. Sun the Way Man.
SPEAKER_11Nothing to do. Weight and race are completely different. One you have control over.
SPEAKER_07Isn't it like a Jamaican dude or something or a Haitian dude? Telling them no.
SPEAKER_14One you can control, the other one you cannot.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Look at that.
SPEAKER_11And that's not a thyroid issue, that is.
SPEAKER_09No.
SPEAKER_10That's a hot dog issue. Doctor, now why you ain't so much?
SPEAKER_13You ain't for the next four years.
SPEAKER_09Right.
SPEAKER_18That's what that is.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, fucking big monsters.
SPEAKER_09She's probably doing it for publicity. That's it. Trying to be a rapper. Yeah, if she's trying to be a rapper, she's just doing it. Because if you said that she's taking SUVs every other time, yeah, I've seen her in SUVs. And this is the time that she did this?
unknownNah.
SPEAKER_14It's also the driver's for hanging around as she pulled out a fucking phone and started recording them. If I already said no, I'm not taking you, cancel, I'm out. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11Why am I arguing with you? Well, the thing is, he's trying to be friendly about it. He's trying to explain, like, listen, you have to hear me on this. When I was in when I went to auto school, there was uh one of my instructors was like, Yeah, you know, we're doing when you're doing alignments, you gotta think about weight, guys. You gotta think about weight. So I did an alignment on this car. This guy's wife bought it in. He's like, Alright, did the alignment, test drove it, went down the road straight. Or everything's in the green. Alright, gives the car back. Guy comes back. My wife said the car's still pulling to the left. Everything was good. Alright, I put it back on the rack.
SPEAKER_07Big bitch in that car.
SPEAKER_11Put it back on the rack, and I'm like, I I redid it, and everything looked good. I mean, everything was spot on, it was dead on. One of the best alignments ever. And I I print out the the alignment to show them to report everything is done here. Still pulling to the left. He's like, Your wife's gonna have to come in. Turns out, just like this chick, morbidly obese. He had to do the alignment with her sitting in the car. No shit. Really? To get the car to go down the road straight.
SPEAKER_07Damn, so there's probably nothing even wrong with the alignment.
SPEAKER_14Well, how do you do an alignment with a person inside? Like it's still we have to lift the car.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, well, the thing is it's on an alignment rack. So like the all four wheels are still on a solid platform.
SPEAKER_14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_11And then you just do it.
SPEAKER_14Oh, okay, because I've the one I'm thinking about is the one with the laser where you fucking set up the car or you lift up the car and you have the laser on the machine.
SPEAKER_11So like the these, like that might be like a way old school one.
SPEAKER_14I've seen the one you're talking about.
SPEAKER_11You put like it's like a red alignment, most of the alignment racks are like red for whatever reason. Yeah, yeah. And they put these sensors on the wheels. Okay. Yeah, so they had to do that with her in the car. That's crazy.
SPEAKER_07Damn.
SPEAKER_05That's a big girl.
SPEAKER_07See, that's I get to a certain point and I'm like, you know what? I'm getting too fat. I gotta chill. I need to lose weight. Nope. But these They can't stop.
SPEAKER_14Do you think it's the same thing for like Shaq? No, no, because Shaq is tall. Shaq can't help. But he's also fucking like massive.
SPEAKER_11Like weight size. So he's weight, yeah. Okay, so he's a big guy. He's a big guy by weight, but he knows that. Shaq isn't stupid or not.
SPEAKER_14Oh, you're talking about the alignment? The alignment, yeah.
SPEAKER_11Well, for for that, he might have to. But the thing is, like, Shaq doesn't drive. I mean, because he knows he can't fit in a he can't fit in a Ferrari, even though he has one. And it's like kind of specially made for him. Yeah. But he's probably driving trucks. Has to, yeah.
SPEAKER_07He's getting in cars that can handle the weight.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_14Yeah.
SPEAKER_07He's not fucking like you're saying.
SPEAKER_14Yeah, I don't think he drives. I wouldn't think he drives as a drive shit. He probably drives. I mean, I'm sure he can drive. The question is, does he at this point? Yeah. He's a multimillionaire dude. He drives. I think he drives.
SPEAKER_11Shaq has too much fun to be skipping. He's a man of the people. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I was watching a video the other day. 50 Cent says he's like, I don't drive. 50 Cent isn't drive. Shaq is like, I want to go out and drive. I want to go do this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_13I'm going to go to drive to Walmart right now and build a storm for everybody. You're not doing like a sheriff. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking sheriff.
SPEAKER_07Imagine getting pulled over by Shaq. That'd be fucking badass. You were speeding. Yep. You're going too fast.
SPEAKER_13Why are you speeding? Hey, well, I mean. I can't do the voice. It's like Kane. You know, Fleece Johnson. I want that booty hole.
SPEAKER_09You do that too well.
SPEAKER_13The Jack voice. Yeah. Alright, yeah.
unknownBig man.
SPEAKER_07Diesel. Say something about Charlie's fucking algorithm.
SPEAKER_13I don't know what that motherfucker be looking at. That's some weird shit.
SPEAKER_14That's pretty good. That is pretty good.
SPEAKER_07I like that.
SPEAKER_14Dude, that'd be fucking crazy. Shaq pulled you over.
SPEAKER_07That would be crazy. Where the fuck is my thing? Alright. So. Whoa. Yeah. I think uh I think it's about that time. It's a good bonus show. That was good. Where are we at? Talked about a lot of nothing. About two hours? Two hours?
SPEAKER_05That's good.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. A whole lot of nothing.
SPEAKER_11But that was good to have it.
SPEAKER_07I appreciate you guys being on the show. Yeah. Appreciate everybody listening. Um trying to think. Your show is gonna air soon. Clear the air. Yep. We're just trying to get every other details together.
SPEAKER_09Yes.
SPEAKER_07Did you bring that mic for me to check out?
SPEAKER_09Yeah, they've been here. Oh, it's right there.
SPEAKER_07I was wondering what the fuck that is. I'll check it out.
SPEAKER_09I'll leave it with you because I have to go.
SPEAKER_07Alright. Alright, people, we're out of here. Peace out. Later.