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SLURPING! #115
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Join Frank Nasty and Alexa as they talk about the great flood, HOA, lawn care, maids, girl pets Chunk while he poops, Autism charts, people getting to the point during conversations, Clancy murder and some persons post!
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SPEAKER_03I could have let that fucking we could have let that slide, cause let me know when you're ready.
SPEAKER_11I'm done laughing.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_11Okay.
SPEAKER_03Anal glands. The glands of the anus.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Which we're gonna see how long it takes for you to drop eat.
SPEAKER_11Oh no. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03What you've been uh oh gods hated.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03I know why.
SPEAKER_11Let's just tell the world.
SPEAKER_03The fucking popcorn shit you eat.
SPEAKER_02Okay, I haven't even been to the movies. You didn't go to the last card. I don't have to go to the movie to have popcorn.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, just because you went to the fucking building doesn't mean for okay.
SPEAKER_02Right. I did go to the concert and have popcorn.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, see, there you go. So you got a kernel stuck in your fucking one of your glands. A kernel.
SPEAKER_11And it's causing a backup.
SPEAKER_03It probably is. You could get sick from a kernel.
SPEAKER_02Well, I don't know what it is, but yeah, it's been like four days.
SPEAKER_03Four days? You haven't shit once?
SPEAKER_02Mm-mm. Dude. I know.
SPEAKER_03I had the Jersey Barrier once. When you have too much protein.
SPEAKER_09Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_03So I did that. I told you when I was at work.
SPEAKER_09Mm-mm.
SPEAKER_03And then I called dispatch for help. It might have been before you were there. Nobody helped me. And then I uh and then I called a supervisor to be like, hey, can you run the CVS? Get me some something. Because I can't. I'm stuck in a toilet. I can't shit. It hurts. And they hung up on me. What did you want?
SPEAKER_02An enema?
SPEAKER_03I don't know. Anything that would make me shit. And then I went to a CVS. Pul my pants up. Went to CVS. And then came back with like prune juice or some kind of shit to make you shit. It was like a thing. And then uh I took it and it's like, oh wait. Alright. Uh wait, uh, 45 minutes. Mm-hmm. So I was like, I don't have 45 fucking minutes. I was like, oh fuck it, I'm calling out.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_03Calling out sick. You know, on a toilet. But I'm already at work.
SPEAKER_02I was gonna say, I'm like, but you're already at work.
SPEAKER_03Well, I got dude, there's no I couldn't do anything. So then I was like, fuck. I was like, I think it feels like it's stuck. Took my finger, went, poked it out, broke it up.
SPEAKER_02Okay, I mean parents have to do that for kids.
SPEAKER_03The best feeling in the world. Not sticking the finger up there, but when it came out.
SPEAKER_02Thanks for clarifying. I think the audience needed that clarification.
SPEAKER_03They would have, because they're like, oh, he loves to stick his finger in his anus.
SPEAKER_02Well, someone's gonna make a clip of that. Mm-hmm. Be like, this is what he said.
SPEAKER_03That's an easy edit. You know what? I think that's gonna be the fucking snippet. I haven't done a snippet in a while.
SPEAKER_02You've been busy.
SPEAKER_03I know.
SPEAKER_02A lot of traveling.
SPEAKER_03Ooh, so uh last week it was called the flood show. All it was was a replay. Okay? Okay. Tell you why.
SPEAKER_09Okay.
SPEAKER_03So besides having other shit to do, I come downstairs over here. That's all right. You see the towel over there?
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_03And the it was flooded down here. From all that past rain. Oh. So I don't know how long, and then I come in here and there's water all up in here. Oh shit. I don't know how long we sit in here. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02That's not good.
SPEAKER_03Yep.
SPEAKER_02Good thing you have everything like raised.
SPEAKER_03Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_02Imagine.
SPEAKER_03So all that shit's kind of well, kinda raised. It was like this much. But all over.
SPEAKER_02Oh no.
SPEAKER_03Yep. Thank god that humidifier was on because this door was shut.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah, that would have been weird.
SPEAKER_03And I don't know where the I don't know where it came in.
SPEAKER_02That gap.
SPEAKER_03Probably. I bet you there's fucking water in there now.
SPEAKER_02Well, I bet you that there's probably like a sewage line or like a drain.
SPEAKER_03I got uh no, that's the other way. I got a second.
SPEAKER_02You don't know. How do you know?
SPEAKER_03You're right. Ooh. Yep. So uh so that's why we had the flood show.
SPEAKER_02That's wild.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. That's fucking sucked. And I was like, damn, dude. It took me uh I had two um rigid vacuum cleaner buckets full of water, and then and then the towels, and I ran all the fucking dry, you know, those dryer fans and all that bullshit. Yeah, you don't know what's going on around here with all the No, you never know.
SPEAKER_02Well, you know, it's the uh it's the beauty of being a homeowner.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, homeowner.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it's it's great times. I think I'm at the point where I would rather rant You know, um, I I don't want to say those things just because the universe has a fucking hilarious way of making making sure you get what you say. And no, no, no, no. No, I'm all set. I uh I like having my own space.
SPEAKER_03Yes, me too.
SPEAKER_02I mean I mean, I'm sure I'm gonna get to an age where it's gonna be like, alright, somebody else take care of this shit.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Because I'm not gonna want to take care of shit. I mean, that's why I pay the HOAs so they can take care of everything for me. I mean, I get pissed off in the winter when I have to shovel anything.
SPEAKER_03You have to how much you pay for HOA?
SPEAKER_02Uh $4.50.
SPEAKER_03A year or a month?
SPEAKER_02A month. Holy shit. Fucking wish it was a fucking year.
SPEAKER_03In Florida, when I was looking at those houses by the water.
SPEAKER_02Say it's a year I'm moving.
SPEAKER_03Huh?
SPEAKER_02Say it's it's a yearly payment and I'm fucking moving.
SPEAKER_03Oh no. Okay. Well, some of them had yearly payments, but but it depends. But this um one of them, let's say the mortgage, I'm just making up a number, was fifteen hundred.
SPEAKER_09Okay.
SPEAKER_03HOA was probably like seventeen hundred a month. Dude, it was fucking crazy. The prices are you'll double your fucking mortgage just with the HOA, but which I wouldn't do anyway. Um or you're pay you're gonna pay like five. No, you're gonna pay more because you're paying that. So I'm telling you, it's like a thousand plus a month sometimes. And then but you have all the pools and you have all this bullshit.
SPEAKER_08Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_03But still, I'm that's crazy. And then you have insurance, you gotta pay four.
SPEAKER_02What the fuck? Nah. Nah.
SPEAKER_03But so here's the deal. You pay four. So I did something that I said I'll never do ever in my life, because I am a fucking man, goddammit.
SPEAKER_02Okay. So what did you what did you do, Mr. Man?
SPEAKER_03I'll tell you what I did. Blow my fucking lower the base in my voice. I I noticed. I hired somebody to cut the grass.
SPEAKER_11Okay.
SPEAKER_03That's a man's job. The the man of the house job.
SPEAKER_11Okay.
SPEAKER_03I was a little ashamed, but I love it. It's the fucking best thing I ever did in my life.
SPEAKER_02Oh, you mean like here?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_03Yeah to cut the grass. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_03Fucking great.
SPEAKER_11Is that what Charlie is? Is that what he's doing? He's no longer here because he's cutting the grass in his head.
SPEAKER_03I have moved him from outside, from inside the studio to outside. He's been deported from the studio.
SPEAKER_11Fucking knew it. Yeah. It was about time.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_11Alright, I'm done laughing.
SPEAKER_03His chair's been stolen. Everything's been taken from him. Yeah. I love it. So if you think about that, $75 a cut. Uh, $150, $300. If, but I have this guy on a I'll text you when I need you basis.
SPEAKER_09Okay.
SPEAKER_03So if there's no fucking no rain, I could go two weeks. Because if it's dry out.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_03But uh, if I have them every week, it's $300. So if you're paying four, you're getting the grass cut, you're getting the the uh the snow plow and all that shit.
SPEAKER_02Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_03I mean So I guess it works out.
SPEAKER_02It does, because think about it right now, especially with those fucking bugs right now. Do you want to be out there?
SPEAKER_03Fuck no, dude. Uh-uh. Even without the bugs. I was like, dude, fuck this. It's too hot. I'm not doing this shit. And I was dreading it. Now I sent him a text. Hey, Friday? He's like, yep. I said, okay.
SPEAKER_09Mm-hmm. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03He he finishes it. He did it once by himself, finishing it within within a half hour.
SPEAKER_02Amazing. And it would have taken you how long?
SPEAKER_03Takes an hour plus.
SPEAKER_02See?
SPEAKER_03An hour plus, because I gotta do all the other shit. And then I'm fucking exhausted. And then uh, so Digatron's like, well, if you if you get uh uh somebody to cut the grass, then I'm getting a maid for inside the house. I was like, nope, absolutely not.
SPEAKER_02No, okay, I didn't even say anything.
SPEAKER_03No, I I can see it in your fucking face. No, I'm not sure. You're gonna side with her. I've known you longer, but whatever. Go ahead.
SPEAKER_02I wasn't gonna side with her.
SPEAKER_03I'm not even looking at you.
SPEAKER_02I wasn't even gonna side with you. How many days did she want a maid?
SPEAKER_03I don't even know. Not even one I'm gonna say allow because, and that's right. I said allow, motherfucker. Allow. And I'm gonna tell you why. For one, it builds character for the woman she has to clean. Two, two.
SPEAKER_10I wish there was a camera in here so people could have seen the look I just gave you.
SPEAKER_03And then two is well, this is the main reason. This is number one. I don't want somebody in the house, I don't know. I can't do it. I fucking can't do it. Because then they're gonna tell their fucking shithead fucking friends, and their shithead friends are gonna come and try to take my shit. You know? Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_03That's that's that's the only reason.
SPEAKER_02I'm not gonna be your maid, so don't even think about it. Because I I see what happened to Charlie. Like, I'm not doing it.
SPEAKER_11Uh I'm not getting deported out of the studio. Yeah. Like Charlie.
SPEAKER_03Before you know it, you're gonna be on a mic with some dishwater fucking running. The sink water.
SPEAKER_02They're like, uh, she's been moved, she's got a new position.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Like, no.
SPEAKER_03You can't deport Italians.
SPEAKER_02Uh technically.
SPEAKER_03Nope, can't do it. It's against the law.
SPEAKER_02I don't know.
SPEAKER_03When the mafia was helping kill JFK.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god.
SPEAKER_03They signed a treaty.
SPEAKER_02They brokered that.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, they brokered that. They brokered that into the deal.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Look it up. It's under brokerage.
SPEAKER_02You're you look so sketchy when you were trying to find that. And you're like, mm-hmm. Sketchy as fuck.
SPEAKER_03It's under brokerage.
SPEAKER_02Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_03Um yeah, so that's it. Not doing it. Can't do it.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_02All right. Mm-hmm. So then I'm just thinking out loud here. In in the wintertime.
SPEAKER_08Yes.
SPEAKER_02Right. When the um when Charlie Mike's not outside.
unknownRight.
SPEAKER_03I'm gonna teach him how to plow. But go ahead.
SPEAKER_02I mean he's gonna be around.
SPEAKER_03I'm gonna give him a company truck, the red one.
SPEAKER_02He can't even walk downstairs without falling. But I'm just saying, when he's not outside, yes, because he's no longer needed to mow the lawn.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, he's not for outdoor.
SPEAKER_02Can then can she then say, hey, haha, traja?
SPEAKER_03He doesn't have the capabilities to clean.
SPEAKER_02But maybe his wife does.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_02How do you know? Maybe he has multiple services. Multiple wives. Multiple services.
SPEAKER_03Do you imagine if he comes through and he's like, I just started a cleaning business. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_02But like he maybe he's like, oh, by the way.
SPEAKER_03But then that's different.
SPEAKER_02My wife offers.
SPEAKER_03But then he's gonna fucking come down here, take all my shit. He ain't gonna clean.
SPEAKER_02Not him, his wife.
SPEAKER_03He's gonna go downstairs, take all my juices.
SPEAKER_02What?
SPEAKER_03I don't know.
SPEAKER_02No, the only juices available are the ones that you don't like. Yeah, that is true. Leave those out.
SPEAKER_03That'll be like a perk for him.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_03He ain't gonna do it. He'll be sitting on the couch watching TV.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god.
SPEAKER_03Wasting my internet.
SPEAKER_02What? Oh my god, yeah. Wasting the internet. I didn't know that was a thing a person could do.
SPEAKER_03You could. Back well, not anymore. That's why you have to look, uh, make sure it's unlimited, otherwise it'll slow down. Yeah, see? Boom.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, for you and all your children that you don't have.
SPEAKER_03So I got this super duper plan, and then the guy came in to hook it up, and he's like, Is it just you and your wife? I said, Yeah, you don't need this at all. He's like, What do you do? I said, Well, my wife, she does uh work from home and stuff like that. He's like, Does she launch rockets? No, she doesn't launch rockets. Do you launch rockets? No, you don't need this shit.
SPEAKER_10It's like actually.
SPEAKER_03He's like, you don't need this, though. Once I get my uh I signed up to get a free gift. $300.
SPEAKER_02Hey.
SPEAKER_03So once I get that, I'm gonna lower the fucking plan.
SPEAKER_02Oh, okay. How long ago did you sign up for this plan?
SPEAKER_03Fucking six months ago already. Still waiting.
SPEAKER_02When do you get the day? Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_03It should be soon.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_03No, they gotta give it to me. It's already in the contract.
SPEAKER_02No, I understand. That was a while. You brokered.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, brokered at. We can't get fucking deported and we get our $300.
SPEAKER_02With every interations. Every inter Oh, okay. I think that's the wrong charge you're looking for.
SPEAKER_03Oh, because we were tak in Sicily, we were taken over by almost every country. Did you know that?
SPEAKER_02It was the most so you guys are are you saying that you guys are weak?
SPEAKER_03Back in the day.
SPEAKER_02Ah, not anymore.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_02Look, your eyes got so big, you were like, I'm gonna stab you.
SPEAKER_11You had the same look I gave you when he said that. About the woman. Like, mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_03You better watch your tone, little lady.
SPEAKER_11Uh yo.
SPEAKER_03Yo, for real, isn't that crazy?
SPEAKER_11Yeah, that you just said that. Yeah. Oh, so one of us is gonna end up bleeding today.
SPEAKER_03We went to a uh uh like a concert thing on the green, right?
SPEAKER_02Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_03And we took little chunk chunk.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_03So as we take him out of the car, he decides to take a shit.
SPEAKER_02Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_03As, you know, on the grass as we're walking. Not on the green, but as we're going to the green. There's a grass area. And then this chubby little chick. A girl. Little kid, chick. A little kid, girl, right? And then her chubby mom and dad.
unknownOh my god.
SPEAKER_03They all look like they ate the you know, the lead chips and shit like that, right?
SPEAKER_11Oh my god, yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_03So I see this little shit walking towards the fucking dog, and then the dog's crouched over, monkey style, taking a shit.
SPEAKER_10Okay.
SPEAKER_03You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_03In the in mid shit, this fucking little thing. Ugh, there's your dog. I want to pet your dog. I'm like, it's taking a shit. And now I'm so I'm holding these two fucking folding chairs, chunks taking a shit. Yeah. And I'm just all fucking shit's falling all over the place. Now, Steph has to clean it up, and this little fucking thing is walking over. I wanna pet your dog, it's so cute. So I look at the fucking mom like, okay, now I'm waiting for you to say, no, little fat kid.
unknownOh my god.
SPEAKER_03My little fat child. That's probably fucking light of my life.
SPEAKER_02That's what mom was saying.
SPEAKER_03Touch of the D.
SPEAKER_02Let me, oh my god.
SPEAKER_03Right? So then I was waiting for the the mom who has a touch of the D to say, no, little, little dumb child. The dog is taking a poop. Do not touch the dog. You know, but no, no. The mom's like, the dog is permanently really stopped. You should pet it. I'm like, the dog's taking a shit. Dog is taking a shit. I said, you know what? Fucking pet the dog. Go ahead. Pet the fucking dog. I could just mad. And then Digatron's like, with the bag in her head, it's like, hey, you want to pick up the shit while you're petting them?
SPEAKER_08Oh my god.
SPEAKER_03And then the little girl's like, I'll do it. And the mom's like, no, don't do it.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god. Where's the dad in all this?
SPEAKER_03Standing there with a fucking stupid fucking look on his face. Didn't say anything.
SPEAKER_02Stop it.
SPEAKER_03Fucking reeked for it.
SPEAKER_02We're gonna get canceled.
SPEAKER_03I'm gonna get canceled. I'm telling a true story about two fucking idiots.
unknownOh my god.
SPEAKER_05I'm at that dog and nothing to do with this.
SPEAKER_02Nothing. I wasn't there.
SPEAKER_03Fucking little shit.
SPEAKER_02I was not there.
SPEAKER_03And kids are cool except for that one.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god. But I blame the parents. Maybe she's cool outside of this one situation.
SPEAKER_03Nah, nah. No.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_03Nah. Fuck that little kid.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god. FTK.
SPEAKER_03The dog trying to take a shit.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I mean, you're the parents' fault. You that's that's the part. That's the part. The parents.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02It's the parents.
SPEAKER_03So maybe the kid is actually a fucking genius.
SPEAKER_02That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_03But since the parents are dumb.
SPEAKER_02Well, yeah, because how do you just allow your kid to go up to the Yeah. It's an obvious situation when the dog is like hunched over.
SPEAKER_03And the dog's looking at me like, you're gonna let this happen? I'm like, oh fuck done. I don't know. What do you want me to do? Hit him?
SPEAKER_02Chunk is like help.
SPEAKER_03You have to deal with it, dude.
SPEAKER_02The Kevin Hartface, like, help me.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Help me.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. That's what it was doing. And I'm like, I don't know. I can't hit him and you can't bite it. So not it. That was an it. I don't know what the fuck it was. If it didn't have a pink shirt on, I would not know what it was.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god, you can't bite them.
SPEAKER_03You can't bite them, I can't punch him in the face, so we're fucked.
SPEAKER_02Oh, what a situation.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, and then what else?
SPEAKER_02And you didn't defend Chunk.
SPEAKER_03I did. I said he's taking a shit.
SPEAKER_02You did.
SPEAKER_03And then that was it. It was.
SPEAKER_02Well, I mean, if the at that point you just gotta allow them to proceed. Sometimes you gotta let people learn.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Learn. You know.
SPEAKER_03They weren't learning whatsoever.
SPEAKER_02If you get bit, no, but then they're gonna want to fucking sue.
SPEAKER_03Sue. I'm leaving. Well, I mean I'm running away. You're not I'm not gonna hop in the car. There's gonna be no identifiers. I am running away. I'll be in the woods with chunk.
SPEAKER_11The dog's taking his shit.
SPEAKER_03I'm dragging chunk with his shit coming out of his mouth. I mean the mouth is fucking asshole.
SPEAKER_11Maybe at that point, who knows? Yeah. Poor dog doesn't know what to do anymore.
SPEAKER_03Nope. I'm not I'm not catching that lawsuit.
SPEAKER_10Dude.
SPEAKER_03It wouldn't be my fault.
SPEAKER_02No, that's what I'm saying. I'm like, you sometimes you gotta let people learn. Let them fall flat on the bottom.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, but Chunk is like, fuck it, just pet me, whatever.
SPEAKER_02No, Chunk loves getting all the attention.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_02All the time.
SPEAKER_03Uh-huh. No, he does. He loves attention. From some people.
SPEAKER_02From all the people.
SPEAKER_03I would say 98% of the people, but there's like 2%. He walks by and he's like, fuck you, you get away from me. And I think he sees the aura of bad. Oh, people. Oh okay, okay. Yeah. Okay. But no, if he barks at somebody that uh I just leave him alone, I don't let him fucking. If they're like, let me pet, I'm like, nah.
SPEAKER_09Oh.
SPEAKER_03So we walk down the street.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_03And there's a I think the kid's autistic.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_03He can't stand that little kid. He d I don't he doesn't like him. He's like, fuck that kid. That I was gonna say the thing. So get that kid away from me. He can't stand it. Can I play ball with your kids? Is it your dog? No, he's tired.
SPEAKER_02Maybe it's because certain people just don't know boundaries. And like, you know.
SPEAKER_03Maybe it's like too like too much.
SPEAKER_02You know, because autistic kids don't know the boundaries of like when he came up, he was kind of like walking gently and stuff like that.
SPEAKER_03So I don't know. Okay. Maybe they could smell something like an autistic smell.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god. You're testing boundaries today that I'm just not gonna go near. I am just not doing it, bro.
SPEAKER_03There's gotta be a smell that comes off of every person.
SPEAKER_02Everyone has their own sentence. Yes. Yeah, absolutely.
SPEAKER_03I'm trying to think how to say what I want to say.
SPEAKER_11Bro, move. Move on. Don't test it. Keep going. Ooh. Next.
SPEAKER_03So speaking of autism, I saw this post and I don't know the whole, I don't know. No, this is serious. Okay. I don't know all the numbers because I I forgot to fucking screenshot and then my thumb twitched and I lost the page. So uh it said, let's say 70s. I don't know the numbers, so don't fucking quote me on this bullshit. The 70s, it was like you had up to Five maybe two to five fucking vaccinations.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_03And then there was like hardly any autism. Like almost not. It was like two out of ten thousand or some crazy shit. Some weird number. Then as the vaccinations started getting higher and higher, now it's like one out of every twenty. And I forgot the actual numbers, but it was something crazy like that. You're talking about like one or two every thousand. Up to now it's like one or two every twenty kids.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but you also have a lot more vaccines.
SPEAKER_03That's what I'm saying. The more vaccines, they're saying that has a uh correlation to the m uh to autism and stuff like that.
SPEAKER_02I don't know.
SPEAKER_03I don't have any kids, so I don't know.
SPEAKER_02No, no, no. But I'm just saying, like, you have to take that, you have to look look at that objectively. Because if you're gonna say the more vaccines are out there, the more kids that are gonna have autism, well, if you're gonna compare the two, there were less vaccines back then. So obviously there are gonna be less children that you are gonna correlate to the vaccines, but if you have more, then you're gonna link them to the vaccines.
SPEAKER_03So you're saying that you think that autism was out there anyway.
SPEAKER_02And it just wasn't reported, because how many people were yeah, it might be true too. Yeah, and they were maybe labeled as something that you know what?
SPEAKER_03Because I'm not trying to be funny either. Yeah, but oh, we need video because I'd have to video's coming soon. Video's coming soon. Yeah, 394 days.
SPEAKER_02Um Well, for you, yeah, but whatever. We'll figure it out. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03So then um so back in the day when I might have I was under 10 years old.
SPEAKER_10My brother's when Jesus was around.
SPEAKER_03Yes, when Jesus. Uncle Jesus. So when we would go to the village where Jesus was.
SPEAKER_11Yep.
SPEAKER_03Is that better? Yeah, thank you. Is that good?
SPEAKER_11Yes, I appreciate it. Now we all know joke. Now we all have a timeline.
SPEAKER_03And then uh the guy, uh my brother's friend's uncle might have been fucking autistic. And he probably just fucking super weird. And then they would like to bounce in the fucking chair.
SPEAKER_02And what they say, oh, he's just a little slow.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_08Hmm.
SPEAKER_02Mm-hmm. Because I bet you they didn't really have the trying to think who it could be. The right testing or the right words, or it just wasn't in the what what is it? What is it called? The the DSM or the peggree.
SPEAKER_03I don't know how to do that here.
SPEAKER_02Uh there's uh the the psych word, the psych book with all the all the definitions and and everything.
SPEAKER_03But I don't know.
SPEAKER_02I think it says the the DSM 5. I think that's what it's called.
SPEAKER_03I don't know, but do you think that these I think they could cause some autism. And I think a lot of people say they're autistic when they're not because they want fucking uh attention. You ever see what's funny? I'm a little autistic and uh I have a little bit of uh HDH. No, you don't. You're just a fucking idiot.
SPEAKER_02I mean they do that to get attention. Yeah, well, I think that's it. There's gonna be people out there that definitely use that to get the attention. I think most of us have something that could be Nah I just think it's just people. No, but I I think most of us have something that could be clinically diagnosed, like Oh yes, yeah.
SPEAKER_03You know, they could see me fucking they might what so I go from hobby to hobby. Okay, okay, some last longer than others. So I went from and not in this order, the welding, RC cars. Now I'm doing fucking metal detecting.
SPEAKER_08Okay.
SPEAKER_03I like this one fun though. Yeah. You could actually get rich, maybe hardly ever, but and then uh what else did I do? I don't think DJing was a hobby, that was more of a lifestyle.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but you also made money off of that.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Like you you had fun with that.
SPEAKER_03So I know there was more. Guns. Because there was a there was a hobby part of that. You fucking feel like I'm in the fucking bottom of the ocean.
SPEAKER_10I could hear me swimming. My water's so loud.
SPEAKER_03So these mics, if you go like this, watch this. I'm gonna push it away.
unknownCan you hear me? Can you hear me?
SPEAKER_10Sorry.
SPEAKER_03Can you hear me?
SPEAKER_10I could hear you. I could hear you. Sorry.
SPEAKER_03Don't even remember what I was saying. Hold on. Hold on.
SPEAKER_11I just want everyone to experience. Since there's no video.
SPEAKER_03That's what your asshole is gonna sound like soon. That's what your butthole is gonna sound like.
SPEAKER_02Well, you know, I did end up having to take a freaking laxative yesterday, so eventually at some point today.
SPEAKER_03If there's a god, you're gonna hit traffic.
SPEAKER_11I know what you swear to God. I'll be so mad. I will be so, so mad.
SPEAKER_03You're gonna shit. If you shit in your seat. Do you have uh leather or they're leather. So it'll wipe off, but it's still gonna get into those little stitches.
SPEAKER_02Hey yo.
SPEAKER_03Who's gonna clean it?
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna hire somebody that we know to do a cleaning.
SPEAKER_03Yo, can you clean my shit after you're done with the yard?
SPEAKER_11I'm gonna keep I heard that you need more work. Here you go.
SPEAKER_03You do car detailing. I just need one seat done.
SPEAKER_11Yep.
SPEAKER_03Gonna have to call fucking aftermath.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, no. Have them come out.
SPEAKER_03Shit's near everywhere. I don't think a crackhead uh came in my car. I don't know what happened.
SPEAKER_02Someone broke into my car. They didn't steal anything.
SPEAKER_0330 Mike and the boys came in the car. They called it a soup kitchen.
SPEAKER_02I know why I pissed off, but you know what? It might be. I'll just blame it on my kid's father because I told him he had big back energy.
SPEAKER_03Big back energy?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, because he crashed his car because he got distracted looking at school trucks.
SPEAKER_03Oh. Big back. Yep. Um, not for what I was saying. Anyway, ADHD. I don't know. So they'll probably say that's something.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I have it. I have ADHD.
SPEAKER_03They probably said I had ADHD when I was younger because I couldn't pay attention in class. But I think it's a teacher's fault because they're fucking stupid and boring.
SPEAKER_02Um, I have ADHD because um I just can't pay attention. If you tell me something, I just phew.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that's because you're worried about other shit. I don't have no HDHD. Whatever the fuck it is. I don't have it, even though I can't pay attention. It's because if whatever you're saying is stupid, I'm not gonna listen. And I don't I don't care.
SPEAKER_02That's just being self-absorbed.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, well, that's cool. I'll do that too. Not fucking listening to your dumb shit. I'm at that age, I'm like, you know what? Let's just stop talking. That's yeah. I'm like, I don't want to hear your shit. I don't care anymore.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. You know what? I think people and people can feel that. It's crazy. People like if somebody's very observant, they'll be able to tell the vibe and be like, all right. No.
SPEAKER_03I'll stop talking and immediately if I look at somebody and I get that vibe like, right, conversation's over. And I'll stop mid fucking sentence and wait for them to say something, they won't say anything back. No, because they know they don't want to fucking listen anymore.
SPEAKER_02No, and you can tell. Yeah, whatever. The moment somebody starts like either fidgeting with their pants or like looking in their like alright, so you don't care about what I have to say. I'm boring you.
SPEAKER_03I am eye contact, pay attention to what you're saying, and then I very rarely will look away and like ignore you on purpose. Yeah, I'll try to end up like, oh, that's crazy. Oh, that's crazy. If I say three, oh that's crazy, end the conversation.
SPEAKER_11Because you're not being attention.
SPEAKER_03I'm not, I don't give a fuck anymore. I don't care. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah, yeah, and then the ice cream out, then oh, that's crazy. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_03If I say yeah, three times I'm done. Yeah. But if I see somebody fidgeting, I'm like, all right, fuck you then.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I have found that I have a lot less um, I don't have the same capacity to give a fuck. To give a fuck after starting this job.
SPEAKER_03Yes, me too.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, because a lot of- I don't care. I just need people to like give me the information that I need.
SPEAKER_03Yes! Just I feel bad because I do it to Digatron all the time.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I'm trying to do better.
SPEAKER_03Me too. I'm trying to let it go. So then, so then like, and she's not bad. I'm just it's just me. It's not her, it's me.
SPEAKER_02No, it's it's definitely it's our profession.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, so she'll she'll be like, so the weirdest thing happened. I'm just gonna make up a story with the wall. Okay. So we went to this, to this place, and then the guy who who works on the walls, well, he's got a son, and the son loves yellow, and then uh, you know, the drives a nice red car, but uh okay, you know, and I'm like, what happened to the fucking wall? Let's get to the fucking wall.
SPEAKER_02I'm like, what happened to the wall?
SPEAKER_03What happened to the fucking wall? Okay, but she's not that bad, but I always have to say, so what happened to the wall?
SPEAKER_11Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_03What happened? Just tell me what happened. I do it to everybody though. So then what happened?
SPEAKER_02I try. I like I'll sit there and I'll be like, all right, so but where are we going with this? Like, let's go, let's go back. Let's go back.
SPEAKER_03Say we were we were on the highway, okay? And we had to get off exit 17. This is how the conversations go. Yeah, let's get off exit 10. Let's go drive around, let's go side. We're gonna get back on the exit. Yeah, all right, now we're back on we're back in the highway.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Exit 17, we gotta get to. Oh, exit 15. There's a nice hot dog spot over here. Yeah. Can't do it.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that's my youngest. Get the fucking 17. Every story.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_02Every story. And if she's telling you a story about herself, somehow you found out about everyone else's life along the way. But never did you get to the end of her story. No. Because she forgot.
SPEAKER_03She forgot what the fuck she was talking about.
SPEAKER_02100%. And you're like, but what were you gonna tell me?
SPEAKER_03She's like, nah, shit, I forgot.
SPEAKER_02I don't remember.
SPEAKER_03Like, damn, you're just wasting my fucking goddamn it.
SPEAKER_02We're like, all right, cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool.
SPEAKER_03I need you to get to the fucking point.
SPEAKER_02Me too. And people get so doing what I do, people get frustrated when I start interrupting them.
SPEAKER_03But I'm like Because you're trying to break the cycle of bullshit.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I'm like, but I just need this information from you right now.
SPEAKER_03But what I what I've learned, I say, then what happened from one of the positions I held. Then what happened?
SPEAKER_11Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_03So I'll do that to people. So then what happened?
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Oh, uh, and then this happened. Oh, good. Then what happened?
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_03To get them back to the fucking point.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I used to do a different technique when my kids were younger. Because when they would come and start snitching on one another, well, she hit me. Well, she hit me. I'd be like, okay. What did you do before that?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02And what happened before that?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, well, uh, you know. No, nothing. Bullshit.
SPEAKER_02We'd go backwards. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Like, let's start from the fucking beginning.
SPEAKER_02But we go step by step.
SPEAKER_03You're gonna tell me she came out of nowhere, which could have happened and just smashed you in the face. You didn't do anything before that.
SPEAKER_02My niece does that.
SPEAKER_03Oh well, yeah. See, it could happen.
SPEAKER_02Yo, she's four. Don't go out of nowhere.
SPEAKER_10Smack the shit out of you. I'm like, why'd you do that? I thought she touched me.
SPEAKER_02She did it.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, she just fucking, she just she probably just learned I could smack the shit out of somebody.
SPEAKER_02No, she she makes up stories in her head.
SPEAKER_03Oh shit. Yeah, but that's a kid. That's a little that's a little kid stuff.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but no.
SPEAKER_03You know what she's probably doing? She's probably she probably learned, like, all right, I could smack the shit out of somebody. And then I love to see the reaction. It's a whole new thing for her. But now I have to make up a story because I'm gonna get in trouble.
SPEAKER_02Maybe, but she's so serious. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I thought she should be. She's gonna be an investigator or a lawyer.
SPEAKER_02No, I think she should be a storyteller. I hope she writes all the novels.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Because one time she told me that Trump was at her swing pushing her, and I was like, Where?
SPEAKER_10Where?
SPEAKER_03And then what happened?
SPEAKER_10Seriously.
SPEAKER_03Yep.
SPEAKER_10It's like, no way.
SPEAKER_03The imagination is flowing, and you have to keep it flowing.
SPEAKER_10Mm-hmm. She's very good.
SPEAKER_03That's good.
SPEAKER_10Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. She's great. Yeah. She's great. Abusive, but great.
SPEAKER_03Well, she's learning how to smash. Well, smash people in the face. See? That's fucked up. You know what I mean? No, you know what I mean. Oh, words matter. Jesus Christ. Um. What else was I gonna say?
unknownI don't know.
SPEAKER_02You got off on exit 10.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I did. And now I forgot. Let's see what was on this thing. Let's see what's on my little list here. Do you have any list? Nope. Your shit's empty like a motherfucker.
SPEAKER_02Dude, my my brain has enough going on. I don't need to look on social media for crazy. Oh, I was looking. I was watching that trial last night. What trial? The oh my god, what's her name? Clancy Patrick. Clancy's the husband. Yeah, that one. I was watching the trial.
SPEAKER_03What did she do anyway? I forget.
SPEAKER_02So she's on trial right now because she is um she got arrested for killing her three children.
SPEAKER_03Damn.
SPEAKER_02Mm-hmm. And then attempting to kill herself.
SPEAKER_03How did she kill the kids?
SPEAKER_02Um uh exercise bands. Supposedly. Supposedly she strangled them in the basement.
SPEAKER_03How old were the kids?
SPEAKER_02Oh, they were little. They were like really, really young. I don't know. Yeah, that one.
SPEAKER_03Let me where does the other button? Yeah, the button. Let's see if we got any video live.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, we were watching the the trial yesterday. Um, like day one, day two. And I will say that in her defense. No, no, no, no, no. Not not in her defense because I haven't watched everything. Right? And I know postpartum is a real thing, and people can snap and do stuff, and she was asking for help. But the husband's a little sketchy.
SPEAKER_03What's his deal?
SPEAKER_02A little sketchy. There's video of him going to CVS, and at first I was like, oh no, those are the same shoes. And then we re-watched it. Homie, you're wearing two different shoes.
SPEAKER_03Really?
SPEAKER_02He's he's seen in one video where he's wearing clearly looks like boots when he walks into the CVS. And then later on, within like maybe it's supposed to be within like 20 to 30 minutes, not even. He walks into a restaurant to go pick up um takeout food that supposedly she ordered, and he is clearly wearing sneakers. And like it looks like almost a completely different shirt, like a different sweater.
SPEAKER_03And she's saying, What is she saying though?
SPEAKER_02She doesn't remember. Supposedly, like her toxicology shows a bunch of different medications in her system. And she's saying she doesn't remember. And her like her injuries are wild. She's the way that she fell out of the window. Supposedly she was found hanging, like she was hanging out of the window, and she had like cuts here where it was so badly damaged that her um thyroid was like almost crushed.
SPEAKER_03No shit.
SPEAKER_02So how did you just fall out of the window? She had cuts to her wrists, like she was trying to cut out.
SPEAKER_03Did you ever find what happened to her the clothes she was wearing in the first video? As opposed to the next video?
SPEAKER_02Nobody the investigators didn't question him or question that or none of it. The person questioning all of this is her lawyer.
SPEAKER_09Let me see the shit.
SPEAKER_02So it's just it's weird.
SPEAKER_03Where's the uh what is this?
SPEAKER_02And then he got remarried real quick.
SPEAKER_03And how long ago did this happen?
SPEAKER_02I think this happen this happened in 2022.
SPEAKER_03Where the fuck is all the usually there's video everywhere. Oh, I put trail.
SPEAKER_11I know words are hard.
SPEAKER_03Fuck up. Alright, let's see what this is. Let's see.
SPEAKER_02This might be live. Is this live right now? I think so.
SPEAKER_04Also, um searches for Trasidone.
SPEAKER_02Because now they're doing all the forensics.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, so Trazodone is one keyword as part of multiple Google searches.
SPEAKER_08Okay.
SPEAKER_04Correct. What's the time frame? If I may, or just remove this, sir. Yeah, sure. Uh earliest entry is December 31st, 2022, 407, 48 seconds p.m. Uh last entry, all on the same date. Uh December 31st, 2022, 706, 39 seconds p.m.
SPEAKER_03So let's see, hold on. Look for the search of this.
SPEAKER_02See if you can find what's what's his name? Pat I think it's Patrick Clancy.
SPEAKER_03Let me see if I can find so I wonder when he met his fucking new wife. I wonder if he drugged her.
SPEAKER_02I think that's I think that's the the theory that a lot of the people that are watching this unfold are starting to have. It's that somehow he he had something to do that to do with all of it. Because this happened in in January. So you know up here it's cold because this happened in Mass. When you so when they found her, she was outside. So he's the one that found her. Okay. Because he went out to he went out to the pharmacy to go get the kids Pedia Shore. Oh, yeah, because they were constipated.
SPEAKER_08Like you.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. So um maybe I should go get myself Marillax. So she sent him to the store to go get the Marillax um that she wanted to get for the kids, didn't have it, ended up getting uh pediolite or something. But he says that he called her from the store to confirm because they didn't have that brand, so whatever. Um he's on video when he gets to the CBS, that's where you get the the video of him in one outfit. Then she googled how long it would, you know, take for him to go and get food from the restaurant or whatever, um, because then she wanted to order the takeout. So she orders this takeout, and then you get the second video of him in what looks like a different outfit um to go get this. So either she did that so that she would know how much time she had in order to take the kid out, let the kids out, or she did that with the anticipation okay, like he's gonna be gone, I'm not gonna be home that long with all the kids. Like I'm gonna have help and he's gonna be coming back. So it won't be too long.
SPEAKER_03That's weird.
SPEAKER_02And then, but so it's it's the middle of winter, it's cold out here. When they found her, her body temp was only like 80 something. So but the way again, the way that she had all these lacerations on her neck, yeah, she could barely talk. She fell out the window, she's paralyzed. How did she get that injury if she fell out the window? How is it multiple cuts, not just the one? So there were cuts, or is it it's like the wounds like Yeah, but is that from the rope? No, because she wasn't strangled. It's from the window.
SPEAKER_03Huh? So she was hanging from what?
SPEAKER_02The window. So how?
SPEAKER_03No, was she hanging like by a rope, or was she actually hanging from the window, like holding on?
SPEAKER_02That's what that's that's the question. Because how did she get it right there in the neck?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02How did she get those cuts in her neck unless she's hanging like this, right? Like her head's like this, yeah, or somebody's bop bop with that window. Because how? How like how the hell?
SPEAKER_03Do they show the injuries?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, yeah. During the trial, um, her attorney showed it um because the prosecution was trying to say that it was just small little wounds, and then he's like, No, she's gonna call these this, but no, they're not.
SPEAKER_03Oh, here we go. So where are they saying these these came from? And is this the window? An actual cut right here?
SPEAKER_02Yeah. She's paralyzed. She's paralyzed right now? Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Like paralyzed paralyzed?
SPEAKER_02Paralyzed, yeah. She's in a wheelchair. She can't walk. And this is from That's They're saying that it's from from the window, from her hanging.
SPEAKER_03How did she say she was gonna kill herself?
SPEAKER_02I don't think there was a note. I don't think there was Or how did she attempt it? They're saying that she has the cuts on her wrist.
SPEAKER_03And then nobody knows how this next shit happened.
SPEAKER_02They're saying that it's from her going out the window. But if you went out the window, how the hell?
SPEAKER_03Was it glass broken? Like she jumped through the glass?
SPEAKER_02No. Window was open.
SPEAKER_03Hmm. And then how'd she get uh how how is she paralyzed?
SPEAKER_02I think it's from from here down here.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, but how? From falling out the window?
SPEAKER_02I think from falling out the window. And the thing is that at the bottom, you know how they have um if you have windows for your basement, they can have those um the metal things that protect it so that though the water doesn't go in there. Yeah, yeah. So it's like that guard. Yeah. So if she had hit that, right, I think she would have broken her neck and she'd be paralyzed from there, from here down, right? But she can move, she can move all of this. She just can't move from here down.
SPEAKER_03That's fucking weird. But she has no idea how any of this shit happened.
SPEAKER_02No, no, she doesn't remember. Well, she did, I think she did a civil lawsuit, and in the civil lawsuit she said that there was that she heard voices.
SPEAKER_03But who's the civil lawsuit against?
SPEAKER_02I think it might be against the doctors that weren't treating her properly or some shit. But they're saying um something came out. Somebody put out a statement that um Oh my god, I just had my train of thought, I just lost it. I just went off on exit 15.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you did.
SPEAKER_02Oh, what was it? The doctor said No, it was before that. It was before that, it was before that. Oh, somebody was saying how when they when they were officially ruling her as the main suspect saying that it was her who killed the kids, they didn't let her speak to anybody. They didn't let her see friends, family, no one while she was in the hospital.
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Then they finally let a psychiatrist go in and he let her use the phone, and the first person that she spoke to was Patrick, the husband. And he's the one that told her to say that she's the one that killed the kids. What? And to say that she heard voices. Somebody released that statement.
SPEAKER_03No shit.
SPEAKER_02I read it online, so I'm like, mmm.
SPEAKER_03So here, let's see. I want to hear the 911 call.
SPEAKER_02I don't think they played it, because when I was watching yesterday online, they it went silent. They didn't play it because the the attorney said not the attorney, the judge said that this is not to be played for the public, it's not to be um redistributed or duplicated or anything.
SPEAKER_03Her ex-husband, let's see her. Let's just see if this you two uh let's see if this one has it. Probably not.
SPEAKER_00The murder trial of Lindsay Clancy. As she sobbed in court, the jury heard the traumatic 911 call made by the father of the children.
SPEAKER_05Who found the children dead in the basement. We want to make clear that she wanted to harm your children.
SPEAKER_01He describing live at the court, we've heard to kill myself.
SPEAKER_07Lindsay was he wailed, a blood-curdling howl, shrieking, Oh my god, oh my god, as he found his three children today in the mother trial of Lindsay Clancy.
SPEAKER_00As she sobbed in court, the jury heard the traumatic 911 call made by the father of the children.
SPEAKER_05Who found the children dead in the basement. We want to make clear that some of this testimony may be very upsetting. And Nicole Mater, live at the court. We won't hear the call, but Nicole, you did, so did the jurors.
SPEAKER_06Did Lindsay ever tell you that she wanted to harm your children?
SPEAKER_08No.
SPEAKER_06More tell you that she wanted happened on that night.
SPEAKER_02In January. Right there. So you see that corner window with the yellow up top?
SPEAKER_08Here.
SPEAKER_02That's the bedroom window that she fell out of.
SPEAKER_03Then that injury was on the right side.
SPEAKER_09Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_03But nobody knows how that injury happened, because that's a deep cut. That's like a slice. It's not like a fucking that's a clean cut.
SPEAKER_11Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_03That motherfucker did it.
SPEAKER_11That's what I'm like.
SPEAKER_03He fucking did it because he wanted to fucking uh get with this bitch.
SPEAKER_02The other one. That's why. So where's the I'm trying to find the video 24 2023?
SPEAKER_06Did Lindsay ever tell you that she wanted to harm your children?
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_06More testimony today from Patrick Clancy. A gut-wrenching day in court. At what point did you call uh 911?
SPEAKER_01Um I don't know the exact time, but it took a few minutes because my phone was switching between Wi-Fi and 911. Not at all. So I almost just started thing, brother. No.
SPEAKER_03All right, so they should have me investigate this motherfucker interrogator's ass. I would be like, that's I agree. It can switch from uh a cellular service to the Wi-Fi, but I'm pretty sure your phone goes to the cellular service, not your Wi-Fi, unless you have Wi-Fi only on your fucking phone.
SPEAKER_02Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_03And even then it just goes right to it. I've never had an issue making a phone call as I leave my house switching from Wi-Fi to uh uh whatchamacallit. The only time I'll have an issue is if I'm on a website or something that will switch it up and uh that'll fucking cause a delay.
SPEAKER_08Yep.
SPEAKER_03Because now the website has to say, oh, okay, I'm using cellular servers now. So he's bullshit.
SPEAKER_02When he said that, I was like, uh, sir.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Sir. Full of shit next.
SPEAKER_07I have little kids that played in court. Yeah. Patrick told the dispatcher his wife tried to commit suicide. And you can hear him encouraging her to stay awake, to look at him, to show him her eyes. The urgency in his voice is palpable.
SPEAKER_01I said, What happened? And what was her response? She said, I tried to kill myself.
SPEAKER_07Lindsay was moaning but didn't speak. Patrick described the cuts on her wrist to the dispatchers.
SPEAKER_03And when you So she said to him that he tried to she tried to kill herself. Then the next sentence was she was mourning but couldn't speak.
SPEAKER_02Like, how?
SPEAKER_03So how the fuck did she tell you all this shit?
SPEAKER_02But she's like, she can't speak.
SPEAKER_07Explain, sir.
SPEAKER_03That's uh strike two.
SPEAKER_07He told them, stay with her. I need to go check on my kids. And when you saw Dawson, um, what condition was he in?
SPEAKER_01Um, I I knew he was gone.
SPEAKER_07You could hear his footsteps sprinting down the stairs into the basement. And then he wailed, a blood-curdling howl, shrieking, Oh my god, oh my god, as he found his three children with exercise bands around their necks.
SPEAKER_01I immediately ran over and tried to take the band off.
SPEAKER_06Were you able to get the band off?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_06And do you recall how you got the band off?
SPEAKER_01I think I untied it.
SPEAKER_07I need help, he cried. She killed the kids. As the call played, Lindsay Clancy shook and sobbed into her hands.
SPEAKER_02Her DNA is nowhere on the bands.
SPEAKER_03Really?
SPEAKER_02Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_03Not even a little bit?
SPEAKER_02Mm-mm. So how? If she went straight to after then killing herself or trying to kill herself.
SPEAKER_03So we use exercise bands. Right? You're grabbing everywhere on that fucking band. Every fucking piece of it you're grabbing pretty much.
SPEAKER_08Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_03Because you're grabbing it from the thing, you're stretching it out, so you gotta go from the middle to the ends, and you're stretching. So your DNA is gonna be all over that motherfucker.
SPEAKER_02Mm-hmm. And if you just did that, it's gonna be everywhere. Fresh DNA. Exactly. So super fresh. So how is there no DNA of yours? And the next place that you went was to go kill yourself. And he said that the door to their to his bedroom was locked. Right? So she locked it so nobody would get in there, right? Let's assume. Allegedly. Yeah. Right? But the old owners had left a key somewhere, like taped on the outside of the door somewhere, he said so that if it were locked and they needed to get in, they could get in.
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_02So if you didn't want anybody to go in there, why did you leave that key outside so somebody could open that key? True. Because that was my immediate thought. I'm like, but if I don't want anybody to get in there, and I had the forethought.
SPEAKER_03I'm gonna take that key.
SPEAKER_02I'm taking that key. And I'm almost if I had the forethought to clean the bands and not leave my DNA, I'm taking that key.
SPEAKER_03But how are you gonna clean the bands? You're never gonna clean that whole because at first I don't have enough time. It's wrapped around your kid's neck still, from what he saw. So how are you gonna clean the other side of the band? You can't. You can't because it's wrapped tight.
SPEAKER_02And I don't I haven't heard anything about them finding any gloves or anything that she left anywhere.
SPEAKER_03But then if she's gonna kill herself, she's not gonna put gloves on. She don't give a glory. She's not gonna care. He ain't gonna give a shit.
SPEAKER_02Right. So I'm like, there's so much that just doesn't add up. And I think that the lawyer, like her lawyer, is trying to get her to see it, to like realize like you didn't do this.
SPEAKER_03Like, or or we can't say that she didn't because there's a chance you didn't do this shit.
SPEAKER_02Right. And he's I think he's doing a great job at poking the holes into the prosecution's case.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, like how the fuck did how is there no DNA of hers? But she allegedly wrapped it around the pr the kid's neck, but there's zero DNA on there. That's crazy.
SPEAKER_02And he's trying to like the guy, the husband's trying to make it seem like their marriage was fine, blah blah blah, or like everything is on her, but then he talks about her as a mom.
SPEAKER_03She was a good mom, but never a good wife.
SPEAKER_02Well, everything allegedly they don't talk about the relationship. I ha at least what I was watching, they never talk about the relationship. Everything in the in the house is like kids' paintings, all the rooms are for the kids, everything is for the kids. The only thing that's not for the kids is their bedroom. And he had recently stopped so at one point she had asked him to go and start sleeping in the basement so that she could try to get some sleep because him coming in and out of the room was making it harder for her to sleep. Supposedly, now that's the story he's telling. But then eventually she ended up going and sleeping in the basement so that she could have more sleep. Supposedly. To me, it sounds like y'all are kind of splitting up, not getting a lot of people.
SPEAKER_03Switching rooms, yeah, yeah, yeah, separate rooms. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02But if y'all switched rooms, there's they they showed pictures of the room, right? But if y'all had switched rooms and she is staying in the basement, yeah, there's a picture of the bedroom, and inside of that bedroom, there's a bin in the corner, and her bra is like strewn on top of it.
SPEAKER_03Like just why don't you bring your shit downstairs?
SPEAKER_02Why is your clothes in that room and not in the room that you're sleeping in? It doesn't make sense.
SPEAKER_03That dude's full of shit.
SPEAKER_09Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_03Here's cheating.
SPEAKER_02Here's the here's the video. Like if you hit my own. So this is him entering the CVS, and then afterwards it shows him entering the restaurant.
SPEAKER_03Alright, let me see. I'm trying to. It looks like he has boots, and then this he has sneakers on. So he went, he's got the same jeans on. The same jacket, probably. So he went from CVS to go get food, allegedly. Did they ever ask him why he changed his shoes?
SPEAKER_02I don't think they have. I mean, as far as I've seen, they haven't asked him.
unknownOh my tummy now.
SPEAKER_03Oh, you're gonna take a shit.
SPEAKER_07It's getting closer.
SPEAKER_03We'll end this soon. Right after this. Let's just see. I just want to see something.
SPEAKER_07Crying quietly.
SPEAKER_03Poop alert.
SPEAKER_07As the call ended and court went into recess, the only thing you could hear were Lindsay's sobs and sniffles from observers in the gallery who were moved to tears by what they heard. No one in that room is ever going to forget what Patrick's voice sounded like on that.
SPEAKER_03You know what? There's been a lot of those those fucking uh fake uh they're they're doing the fake traumatic fucking, oh my god, this happened. And sometimes you could see right through that shit.
SPEAKER_09Mm-hmm. Yep.
SPEAKER_03And then there's a lot of these things seem simple as far as like there's no DNA on the on the band. Well, not simple, but you know what I mean. Like a simple thing. But those mean a lot because right there you could say, well, she didn't use that. She didn't do it. Her DNA is not on there.
SPEAKER_10Right.
SPEAKER_03She did not put that on there. Because if you could um convict somebody on DNA, like, hey, your DNA's on the gun.
SPEAKER_09Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_03Then you can't convict her on this because the DNA is not on it. So then you can't use fucking DNA at all if you're gonna do it one way and you're not gonna do it the other way.
SPEAKER_02Mm-hmm. Because it's like, well was his DNA on it?
SPEAKER_03It had to be.
SPEAKER_02Well, because then he touched it.
SPEAKER_03See the act saying, Oh, I untied it.
SPEAKER_11Exactly.
SPEAKER_03This fucking motherfucker.
SPEAKER_11Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_03So then he's like, I feel he allegedly killed the kids, drugged her up, tried to kill her, throw her out the window. She didn't fucking die. He's like, fuck, what am I gonna do now? Where are the boots? I want to know where your boots are, cocksucker.
SPEAKER_02So it's just I think it's a very Nobody asked for the boots? I don't think they have. I mean, I I was only I only got through day two, day three of the trial because I was supposed to be doing homework.
SPEAKER_03Damn.
SPEAKER_02I was doing homework at the same time.
SPEAKER_03So oh well, alright. Well, we're gonna let you take a dump. Oh, I forgot to talk about somebody's post that I know.
SPEAKER_09Who?
SPEAKER_03I can't say who. But he he posted something I know of. He's like, how can somebody have we back to bed but then have a don't tread on me sign in their house at the same time? That's Olympia. Olympic level idiocrity or something like that.
SPEAKER_02Wait, pause the music. Okay. So he because I I need to understand.
SPEAKER_03Okay, so let's say some wait. Okay. So he says, uh, let me see. Hold on. Where's my fucking phone's in my pocket? It's always in my pocket, and I always lose it. I'm like, where's my phone? It's in your pocket. It's in your pocket. It's in my pocket. I can't find my phone, it's in my pocket. I can't find my phone, it's in my pocket. Rain man, rain man. That's like that little cake. Can I pet your dog? I want to pet your dog. Can I pet your dog? You really want to pet your dog? Okay, recover. I want to pet your dog. No, you can't pet my dog. My dog's taking a shit. Ah, but I want to pet your dog.
SPEAKER_02Can I pet that dog? Can I pet that dog?
SPEAKER_03No, he's shitting. But I want to pet that dog. Alright. Here we go. Okay. This person writes. How do people, and these are super liberal.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_03Super.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_03How do people have we back the badge signs in their yard and also fly a don't tread on me flag. That's Olympic level mental gymnastics. This dude. First of all, let me talk about him quick.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_03Dude, always he's always injured somehow. Has a cast for everything. Some kind of this person.
SPEAKER_09Okay.
SPEAKER_03I don't know about his the job situation. So he's got a lot of time, I think, allegedly, to do these things. He's always posting on something like that. So my thing is you can back the badge and have a don't tread on me sign. The back the badge is for you respect law and order. Uh you you respect the fact that they're putting their lives on the line to keep you safe and this, this, and that. The don't tread on me sign is for the tyranny shit for the government.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Back the badge are law enforcement. They're not lawmakers. So you could back the badge and still say, Don't tread on me from the government by taking away gun rights or whatever rights and overstepping their boundaries. Am I right or am I fucking No, I think you're right. Yeah, that's all it is.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. No, I'm I'm gonna support your thought on this. Yeah. Not because my stomach is hurting. I promise.
SPEAKER_03Just because you got the fucking turtle.
SPEAKER_02No, my stomach just hurts.
SPEAKER_03So I wanted uh Charlie Mike to uh to argue with you? No, no, he wouldn't. I think he would agree.
SPEAKER_02But I think he would it be an agreement. But he uh He's lucky that I'm not a farter because his chair right now would be hot.
SPEAKER_03Blasting it. But he would go, he would see both sides.
SPEAKER_02I think he would. I think he would. I I don't think that he would necessarily agree with the person's post. I think he may have a few words for them because it's like yeah, I I I personally feel that a lot of uh people have gotten real um real gangster, let's say, with uh social media. Oh yeah, they get crazy, and they feel that other people's feelings have to be invalidated if they do not align with their feelings, yes, and I don't think that that's what social media or anything was ever supposed to be, um, or life. Oh yeah, so I think y'all need to take a chill pill. I know, calm the fuck down.
SPEAKER_03But I saw that and I was like, uh no. What you're saying is kind of dumb.
SPEAKER_02It is, but again, it doesn't align with align with what they believe, so it's gonna make them have a hard time to think about it. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_03So you know Yeah, all right. Well, I'm gonna let you take a shit now.
SPEAKER_02I'll do it at home.
SPEAKER_03You can take a shit up there.
SPEAKER_02No, I'm not doing that to y'all.
SPEAKER_03If you gave me an upper decker, I don't even know what that is. When you shit okay, so next time you go to somebody's house, shit in the ball that feeds the you shit in the top tank.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_03Instead of shitting in the ball.
SPEAKER_02That's gross.
SPEAKER_03And then it sits in there, so every time they flex, you're like, why is my water brown?
SPEAKER_11Ew, that's such a guy thing to do. That's nasty.
SPEAKER_03I never did an upper decker, but I will one day. Hi, motherfucker. We out.