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Hello everybody! Welcome to the Not Surprise Show with your host, Frank Nasty. And that's these other friends. This is gonna be a solo show today due to the fact that I have a shit ton of uh construction going on in the house. A lot of guys on the roof of the uh the house. There's not a lot of guys in the roof of the mouse. Don't fucking go there, so I know what you're thinking. I know it. Fucking nasty asses. Uh changing the the uh roof. Very, very crazy. There's a lot of banging going on. It's fucking shit flying from the fucking roof. Nails everywhere. Oh. Fucking starting to regret it, actually. But maybe it'll work out. So, who knows? You know, I don't know.
SPEAKER_18If you're looking for a guy who makes 51k a year, if you're looking for a guy who's got a convertible, I'm your man. If you're looking for a guy who's adventurous and sexy, let's just say that next to my waterbed is a can of whipped cream and some cherries.
SPEAKER_12Well, goddamn, that motherfucker ain't playing around. God damn. 51,000 a year. I remember when I remember when I was younger, I was making 30,000 to start the uh, I think it was to start the academy. I don't know what the fuck it was for. I was making 30, 30 grand. I thought I was fucking loaded. And then actually, what he's when he said 51,000, I started in corrections or some shit. Hold on, coffee time. Corrections. And uh, I believe I was making that or something. And I thought I was fucking rich, but obviously I'm not. Um I wasn't at the time. I'm still not rich, but 51,000 is fucking it's like working at Starbucks now. That's crazy. Um yeah, so the fucking uh the uh I got people working on the fucking roof. Or working on the roof. Um we had uh the guys come over, the uh construction dudes or whatever the fuck you want to call them, um, contractors, and uh we needed them for one thing. Um it all started when I wanted to power wash the house or have somebody power wash the house. From then on, they found out that the my double decker porch was fucked. Uh so we had a contractor come out. Then we had uh when he came when he came through, he noticed that I had a lot of damage on the roof due to a recent storm. I didn't know that because I can't see shit and I didn't go on a fucking roof ever. I never go on a roof, I'm scared of heights. Um I go through the insurance, they covered it, blah blah blah, and now they're here. So at seven o'clock, no, six fifty in the morning, I get a woo-a rude awakening um from trucks entering the property. It was almost like um that movie uh Money Pit when all the trucks came in, they're fucking they started, we're gonna do work today, and it was fucking just loud and crazy. That's what happened. So now I got the dog barking. Um I gotta fucking put my uh morning wood away. It's it's crazy. There's a lot of shit going on. It was just a rude awakening, and I didn't like it. I have to move all the fucking my cars and trucks and blah blah blah fucking pain in the ass. Um so that was the the start of my day. Um I forgot where the fuck I was going with this shit. Uh oh yeah, so um they start doing the work in the house and blah blah blah, and I gotta me along with Digatron, gotta finalize the fucking what's gonna be changed, what's not gonna be changed, what they thought was gonna be changed. Oh, I didn't know this part of the roof was gonna be changed. Yeah, it's the whole fucking roof. It's gotta be changed. Everything's gotta match the colors. I didn't know that. Um, but so far, so good with the company. I'm not gonna say who it is. Um so uh yeah, so I'm hearing uh a lot of banging and shit outside and blah blah blah. Um and I happen to look outside and I see one of the uh roofing contractors or or workers or roofers. Wait, roofer, roofer. Um I see him with a piece of cardboard in his hand from one of the it was one of the containers from the uh roofing material things. So a piece of cardboard. I see homeboy grab the fucking cardboard and take a bite out of it, like it was a slice of pizza. Swear to god. Then I'm like within milliseconds, I'm like, oh, he's gonna spit that shit out, because maybe I don't know why the fuck he would bite cardboard, but I said maybe it's a roofer thing where they're gonna bite it and spit it out. Um no. I watched this dude and I have not I have him on video. I have to upload it. I ha I see him take a bite out of this piece of cardboard like it was a pizza and chew it. He began to chew and chew and chew. Then I uh was like, he's gotta spit this shit out. Nope. I see him swallow it. He never spit that shit out. I don't know if it's a fucking roofing thing, if it's a cultural thing. I'm not gonna say who, you know, the the race or culture of the person, but I don't know what the fuck it is. But they chewed on this he chewed on this fucking thing, and then all I could imagine is that he swallowed it because he never spit it out. Fucking crazy. That's why I don't like motherfuckers at the house. I can't stand people at the house because you don't know what crazy fucking people are there. You don't. You don't know who's fucking coming to your house. I don't know if this guy's crazy or not. I couldn't tell you. You're chewing on fucking cardboard, you're probably fucking nuts. Hold on. Coffee time. Yeah, so I got some nice uh drone footage of the roof as it was changed. Um what the fuck was I gonna say? Then we have like this finial, I think it's a finial on top of the house. So we had to change the roof color. And I guess this finial, or whatever the fuck it is, matched or blended in with the roof more. Now it's a darker roof, and this thing sticks out like a sore thumb. Now, the more I look at it, it's like an Indian temple finial. I never noticed that. I've been here fucking ten years. I never noticed I had an Indian temple finial. Finiol! I have a finial on my house! Um, yeah, so now I call Digatron. Um because they had to take it off and and do the roof so I see it on the on the ground. Um Then I go back outside and they remounted the fucking thing. So I was like, oh damn, this fucking thing looks terrible. I don't like it. But now I'm fucking stuck with it because they drilled, they had to drill it back in there, so now I'm gonna have holes in the fucking roof. And now it's gonna make it's gonna just gonna have be fucking props. So now I'm stuck with the fucking Indian temple house. So, I mean, the thing's been there forever, but I just noticed it and I don't like it.
SPEAKER_01I don't like it.
SPEAKER_12Um so that is what it is. And then uh while I'm sitting home, because I'm uh I'm stuck in my house while the roofers are going nuts. Um I realized I'm a dooms Dooms Scroller. Scroll, scroll, scroll. I'm a Dooms scroller. And I gotta stop. I think I gotta I gotta stop with this fucking scrolling shit, cause I'm addicted to this fucking phone. As much as I hate to admit it, I am more addicted to this phone where I can't put it down than anything. I love to drink on the weekends. Am I addicted? No. I don't drink during the week. I don't feel the need to drink for the week during the week. I'm more of a I'm more of an event drinker. You know, it's Friday, Saturday. To me, it seems like a holiday every fucking weekend. So I'll drink then. But I drank during uh playoffs, which uh 49ers won. But um, but this phone, I put it down, I watch TV, I gotta pick the phone back up. And I think, you know, a lot of it, or maybe an excuse I use for my doom scrolling, is that I say, well, for the show, I need to see what's going on. I need to get some some topics, some uh, you know, some topics. I can't think today. Let me drink some more coffee. Stand by. My brain is fucking all over the place. Ah, nothing like some burnt coffee. Um, yeah, so I'm a doom scroller. But um, I was uh I see uh I'm going through YouTube and shit, so I'm like, wow, what's on YouTube? Maybe you know I can get some topics for the show and blah blah blah blah. And I see uh dumb auditors get owned. Now, these I see what kind of made me go towards this fucking video and and watch it. These fucking cop auditors drive me up the fucking wall. Um, same thing with these rioters, they're the same type of person. I think they need to be a part of something, you know, especially the the rioters and everything. I think they're easily manipulated. Um they don't have really a strong mindset. Anybody could tell them what to do. So if you get like um an agitator, a paid professional agitator, they know, well, I know that I could get a lot of these dumb motherfuckers, weak-minded people, to protest ice and this, this, and that. And if you think about it, they have no fucking clue what they're protesting, they're just in it to be a part of something because they're bored and blah, blah, blah. And then when they start, um, it's funny to see them start fucking with the cops or ice because they act very, very, very tough. But you could see their mannerisms, they're like nerds, you know, when they try to act tough and they're like, you can't do nothing, you can't do nothing, pussy, pussy, you can't do nothing. They know that the cop isn't gonna do anything, they know that the ice agent is not gonna do anything. That's why they talk all this shit, and it's just so frustrating. Um because you just want to smash them, you know. Am I the only one that thinks that way? You see them and you're like, shut the fuck up. If you were in a bar with somebody, they would never, never act like that. They wouldn't do it. So that led me into uh from watching those stupid things. And and let me tell you something. Uh Minnesota, Minnesota, the land of the fucking pillow, the my pillow place, they're off the fucking hook, dude. There was also another shooting, but we'll get into that later. Um there was another shooting. Uh not too long ago. Uh probably let's see, what's I a day before this recording. So now everybody wants to riot and act like fucking fools, and a lot of people use this as an excuse to fucking do whatever they want, and Minnesota's not steck uh sticking up for itself. And it's a lot of the uh politicians' fault too. They they allow all this shit to go on and they let the people feel that um it's okay to do this. They know nothing's gonna happen, so whatever. I don't live there, so I don't give a fuck. But anyway, uh it led me into uh when dumb auditors get owned. Let's just watch uh a little bit of this. Let me see what we got. I don't even know how long it is, but you know what? Who cares? We got nothing but time, motherfuckers. Let's watch this shit. Let's see.
SPEAKER_19Starting off, we have the auditor James Cogger, who was filming in the parking lot of the middle.
SPEAKER_12What's his name? Let me do this again. We're gonna start over. This is from uh Audit the World. It's a uh I think that's yeah, audit the world from YouTube. Give him credit since I'm using their shit. Here we go.
SPEAKER_19Starting off, we have the auditor Jane McCogger, who was filming in the parking lot of the city.
SPEAKER_12So it's a guy named Jane. McGogger McGyver, whatever it is. Jane. He's ma I I guarantee he's upset because his name is Jane, and he got nothing but fucking shit. His whole his whole uh high school career or whatever, and his I mean, how do you have time for this to audit cops? I don't I don't get it. I don't even have time to be a cop when I'm at work.
SPEAKER_19Police station when an alarm started going off.
SPEAKER_03I got some female cop. I don't answer questions.
SPEAKER_12I don't answer questions because I'm a fucking retard.
unknownThat's fine.
SPEAKER_10You don't need to turn your setting off an alarm on the Just he is an agitator.
SPEAKER_12Alright, I'll stop talking. Go.
SPEAKER_03I was over there when the alarm went off, and I could show you on tape. So whoever car that is, tell them not to hit their alarm because somebody's out here walking around.
SPEAKER_12Alright, well, just make it He's on uh police property. I know it's fucking it's paid for by tax and blah blah blah. But there still is trespassing. There's places you can and can't go. And he can't be there, but whatever.
SPEAKER_03I can touch them, they're ours. Like, really? You think like someone can't touch a cruiser? Shut up. They're paid for by the city. They're paid for by the city. Is there something that you don't give me, don't give me illegal directives.
SPEAKER_06Are you are you looking for something?
SPEAKER_03Does did I ask for you? Did I go in there and ask for anybody?
SPEAKER_06No, but if you need somebody's assistance, we can help you.
SPEAKER_03If I needed assistance, I would go in there. The number's still 911, right?
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SPEAKER_12See, the thing is, he knows exactly what's gonna happen. That's why these people are auditors. They're just trying to get uh views and everything else like that. That's all they do. They just they just want views. They they they can't get a girlfriend. You know. Nobody fucking likes them. Nobody's gonna hang out with this motherfucker. And if they do, it's just another loser that they don't really even like. You know, they can't go hang out. They're just uh in a way you feel bad for these motherfuckers because they got nothing else to do. Their job fucking probably sucks. You know. It's just uh okay, here we go.
SPEAKER_03Did I call? Uh apparently you did. No. Just tell whoever set their alarm off. They're funny. Now y'all gonna call the cops, like you're all cute. I'm standing right at a police station.
SPEAKER_06I don't have to call the cops, I am the cops.
SPEAKER_03Exactly. We're just Are you working on the code? Oh no, commercial.
SPEAKER_12I get shit all the time because I have commercials on my YouTube, but I'm not paying that fucking money. Here we go.
SPEAKER_03Why don't you get them for whoever set their panic alarm off?
SPEAKER_06You're the one that was around it, mate.
SPEAKER_03I was over there.
SPEAKER_12Slow down.
SPEAKER_03I got it all on take.
SPEAKER_12Calm your voice.
SPEAKER_06Do you need anything?
SPEAKER_03Did I ask for anything? Yeah, Big Mac and some fries.
SPEAKER_12So they talk like this and they get very authoritative because they have no authority in life. And nobody takes them serious. So they get crazy and and want to uh assert some dominance over somebody that's more dominant than them, regardless male or female. So they want to appear like they mean something. This fucking turd, Jane. Your name is Jane. What a fucking turd. Ha, Jane.
SPEAKER_03That's about all you guys are good for anyway. Plum. Couple more. Can I get your name and badge numbers since y'all want to come out here?
SPEAKER_12They always want the name and badge number. What are you gonna do with it? Shove it up your fucking ass. What are you gonna do with it? You gonna make a complaint? Go fuck yourself. I want your name and badge number. Fucking eat my ass, you stupid motherfucker. What why? What? Why what? They all hide behind their fucking camera and they expect everybody. So they hide behind the camera because they know nobody's gonna punch them in the face in front of camera because then it incriminates people and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And it, you know, it's proof that they got punched in the face. So nobody's gonna do it. So they hide behind the camera and they say what they want. I until the battery dies on that fucking phone. And once I know your battery dies, or not me, once they know your battery dies, you're getting punched in the face. And then they hide behind, I want you to name my badge number now. Again, they want to assert some dominance over you. They make you do something. Because they can't make anybody else do anything because they're fucking losers.
unknownHa.
SPEAKER_03Chris Kelly. What's your badge number?
SPEAKER_04361.
SPEAKER_03Can I get your name a badge number? No.
SPEAKER_06Can you read?
SPEAKER_03Can you read, dummy? 911, stupid. What if people can't read?
SPEAKER_12Well, then too fucking big. Nope. She shrugs her shoulders.
SPEAKER_19She was incredibly rude from the beginning and kept on taunting the cops and even tried to humiliate them.
SPEAKER_03Right there when it went off. I was over there. Would you like to go watch the tape?
SPEAKER_04Do you need to file a police report or anything?
SPEAKER_03Nobody cares.
SPEAKER_12Just get the fuck off the property.
SPEAKER_03Not at the moment.
SPEAKER_12Okay.
SPEAKER_03I mean, if I wanted to file the report, I wouldn't be standing out here with a video camera. I would walk in there. But while we're on the subject, maybe you can go tell the chief of police to give me a call back since I've waited two days. And they won't let me make an appointment to talk to him.
SPEAKER_12Because the chief has other shit to do. He's busy. Unless you're the New Haven chief, then you're busy stealing fucking money. Which we'll get into in a in a little bit. Unless you're New Haven chief, you're fucking busy. You got shit to do. You know? They don't have time to fucking fuck with you. Okay, here we go.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, and I've emailed him over two times.
SPEAKER_12Damn, that tastes like when I just burped, oh. It tasted like uh the fucking um meat and rice I had two days ago. Nasty.
SPEAKER_03No response. So I'm thinking he's very busy.
SPEAKER_06I'm sure he will get back with you as soon as he gets time.
SPEAKER_03The emails was two over two weeks ago.
SPEAKER_06Okay, like I said, he has a whole city.
SPEAKER_03Takes five minutes to to to email.
SPEAKER_10Is it anything I can assist you with?
SPEAKER_03No. So someone with a video camera looks suspicious.
SPEAKER_19The officers divided calm. But Jane started instigating them as she was clearly inviting trouble.
SPEAKER_12Crime. Ha!
SPEAKER_19This and I.
SPEAKER_12Ha ha. Jane. Fucking turd. What a fucking turd. I think it's Ohio, I think.
SPEAKER_03No, it can't. Sure can. No, it can't. Okay, okay, okay. You want to confiscate it? Try it. Let's go there.
SPEAKER_06You need to stay back six feet. Let's go there. Stay back. Try and take my six feet.
SPEAKER_03Better go get a search warrant.
SPEAKER_12They don't need a search warrant to confiscate your fucking. I think you You don't need a search warrant to confiscate your cell phone. You need a search warrant to go through your cell phone. Uh, but I don't need a conf I don't need a uh uh search warrant to take it. If you're in the commission of a crime or suspected of a crime or and there's probable cause to take your phone, you don't need a search warrant. Well, they're dumb, these dumb motherfuckers. Here we go.
SPEAKER_03Go back and learn some education. Learn some education! No, it's not. Go back and learn some education.
SPEAKER_05Yes, it can. No, it can't. Ah, stupid.
SPEAKER_03Okay, okay, okay. You want to confiscate it? Try it. Let's go there.
SPEAKER_06You need to stay back six feet. Let's go there.
SPEAKER_03Try and take my kids.
SPEAKER_12He stay he fucking stepped back as his little fucking pussy.
SPEAKER_03Better go get a search warrant. Get a search warrant. I think you all need to go back and learn some education. No, it's not.
SPEAKER_12You need to go back and learn some education. It's it's you can't win with these fucking people to argue with them, but you can't help to argue with them because sometimes it's just fun. But uh they have a lot of protection. Society, you know. Not just I'm not talking about from cops. I'm just talking about they it's a camera, they hide behind the camera. They would never do this to the regular average Joe on the street. Never.
SPEAKER_03It does not say no unauthorized personnel, and that's the that's the entrance door. This is funny. You guys are gonna look so cute on YouTube again. If you want, you can go up topics. No, because I can go right in that door right there. So I'm allowed to walk here. Exactly. You go in the lobby or you go up top. This is a restriction there. This is police cars, and unless you got the no personnel parking. I'm not parking. Okay, I'm not in a car.
SPEAKER_04Okay, but you but you are around police cars, and you need to be up top there. You need to leave with this.
SPEAKER_03Four tax dollars pay for them, and you're gonna tell me this.
SPEAKER_19That's the second request to leave the slot.
SPEAKER_03I'm not leaving. I'll leave when I'm done with my story.
SPEAKER_19Gene kept escalating the matter, only looking to create a scene with the cops. The cops, however, were running out of patience.
SPEAKER_04This is the third and final request to leave the trick to parking lot.
SPEAKER_03Are you refusing? You can't give me a lawful order.
SPEAKER_04Are you refusing?
SPEAKER_03I'm allowed to write a story. You guys do realize you don't have signs. Do you know the trespassing?
SPEAKER_12I'm pretty sure there's a shit ton of fucking signs around a police department. Only because uh it's a police department and they have to follow the law and they enforce the law. So they should know the law about trespassing and everything else like that. So therefore, they know in order to have um a restricted area or anything else like that where you don't want trespassers, a sign needs to be up. When it says police personnel only, it's not you. Unless you're a police personnel. Okay, here we go.
SPEAKER_01Okay, here we go.
SPEAKER_04Freedom of the speech.
SPEAKER_01Okay, let's go back.
SPEAKER_04It's you are around police cars and you need to be up top there.
SPEAKER_05You need trespassing for trespassing. You're gonna trespassing.
SPEAKER_03You guys do realize you don't have signs. You guys are violating my rights. This is freedom of the press and freedom of the speech.
SPEAKER_12He's loving this, believe it or not. This is what he wanted. He's looking for a payday. I don't think he'll get it.
SPEAKER_03Oh my god, you guys are so ridiculous.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but you can't turn it off.
unknownHa!
SPEAKER_02Shut that shit off. I already got you from a week ago.
SPEAKER_19Miss Jane was arrested and taken to Miss Jade where she was charged with criminal trespassing. The charge is still pending, and Miss Jane could see up to nine months of jail and it takes away. It won't happen.
SPEAKER_12Although I've seen I've seen uh I've seen judges get pissed at some of these auditors um because they've been nothing but a fucking headache, and then when the judge gets a little bit fucking annoyed, that's when things start happening.
SPEAKER_17Uh so I've seen that. So if you piss off the judge enough, you'll uh you'll end up doing some kind of time.
SPEAKER_12We'll watch it.
SPEAKER_19This auditor tried to intervene during an active burglary. That's when Officer Booth on the scene asked him to move away.
SPEAKER_12So I guess what they just said, uh, if you did not hear it, it's an active burglary and they're investigating, and people are uh excuse me. Politia is outside of uh what appears to be an entrance of a building. So they're investigating somehow or securing the scene or doing some shit, but they're there working. Okay, roll them.
SPEAKER_09Hey, so we have a potential active burglar. Can I just have you film from the sidewalk, please?
SPEAKER_12Why is he breathing so heavy? I hate heavy breathers. I hate heavy breathers! Oh my god, dude, how fu this motherfucker's gotta be huge. So, so that just shows you they just sit that that's a clear indication of someone that is fucking out of shape, overweight. And the reason why they're out of shape and overweight is because they do nothing but fuck around at home, they don't have a life, they don't get out of their house, they sit on the couch, they go through YouTube, they go through uh Instagram and all the social media, and they post dumb shit, and they're like, hey, I'm gonna go with my phone, I'm gonna be an auditor.
SPEAKER_17Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_12And listen to I don't even think Sasquatch or like any of the monsters from those movies breathe like that.
SPEAKER_17I'm gonna be an auditor. Alright, here we go.
SPEAKER_19Convicted. God sucked it. This auditor tried to intervene during an act of burglary. Listen to the breathing.
SPEAKER_12What you need? Interfering! Gotta go. Arrest him. We're out of here. What he's doing now is that there's one, two, three, four, five officers. They're probably gonna make entry into this uh to this building, probably, you know, act of burglary. Uh possible, but they gotta find out. Um, so now what this asshole's doing is it's definitely interfering because what he's doing is he's pulling their attention away from that door. Now, while he's doing that, something could happen. Somebody could be inside and they could come running out, they could start shooting, they could do whatever, but their attention is no longer on that door. So, how do we know that this guy isn't a distraction for somebody inside, and then they want to leave or cause harm. So, uh lock him up, put him in the car. Right now, he's detained. Hey, he could be a distraction for somebody that's inside. At the very least, he's interfering, arrest him, fuck it, we're done. That's how fast this should go down. There's no, please, uh, uh, please, uh, put the phone down, go stand over there. No, get the fuck out of here. If you don't, you're getting arrested. You're interfering. We're not fucking playing around anymore. And that's it. And then you can tell them say, you could fucking film, go across the street. You don't go across the street, you're going right in the car. Done. I told you what you can and can't do. I told you what's gonna happen if you choose to do what you're doing. That's it. All done. That's how fast it should be. That's how I work. That's it, done. You're not violating anybody's rights by doing that. You're not doing that. But a lot of the time, they get the fucking picture and they'll listen. That's it. We're not going see, they listen when you're like very authoritative. And and I know a lot of uh higher-ups don't like the language of like fucking get the fuck out of here and blah blah blah. But that's what it's if you look at it, or if you talk to a psychologist or whatever the fuck you want to call these fucking doctors, if you talk to them, it's an actual method of gaining compliance with somebody. A lot of people don't understand, sir, this, sir that, uh, please do this, please do that, because it's not authoritative. You're not establishing dominance. When I say get the fuck out of here, or you're gonna go in a fucking car. We're done. That's it. There's no more fucking talking. That shows them you're not playing around. It's a psychological thing. It really is. Sometimes you're not swearing just to get mad at them or just to be an asshole, but it works. And that's what what you do. You go into somebody's house, and uh they're not listening. Quiet down. I'm in charge here. That's it. We're not talking anymore. Fuck you, you can't talk to me like that. If you don't listen, then you continue to interfere, or for my safety and your safety, you're gonna go sit in the car until we're we can figure this out. Or you can sit there and behave like a regular fucking adult and we could get through this. You fucking choose. You that I would say 70% of the time, or maybe more, they're gonna listen. Because they know you're not fucking around. They try to test you to see how far they could get with you. And when you this sir, no sir, blah, blah. No, you're not a fucking sir when you're acting like an asshole. I'm not gonna call you sir. Fuck you. I'm the fucking sir. When you're acting like an asshole, that's not you're not a sir. Calling somebody sir kind of makes them think they're above you now. You know, like a kid calling somebody sir. No, we're not doing that. So just fucking uh here we go. Usa, son of a bitches.
SPEAKER_14What's your first name?
SPEAKER_13Stop trying to escalate. I'm not, I'm being incredibly polite. I can record you in your course of your duty.
SPEAKER_12I can record you in your course of your duty. He sounds like fucking uh my god, what's that fucking movie? Oh, let me record, let me go back a little bit and I'll figure it out. Hold on. Uh fuck.
SPEAKER_14What's your name and batch number? What's your first name?
SPEAKER_12I'm giving you my fucking first name, you jerk! Get the fuck out of there! Enough talking. I'm trying to remember the movie. I gotta listen to his voice again.
SPEAKER_13Stop trying to escalate. I'm not I'm being incredibly polite actually. I can record you in your course of your duty. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_12Ah! No, uh, Nacho Libre. Get the get the corner out of my face. This might be the fucking um Jack Black's partner in uh in Nacho Libre. The one with the long hair, black hair, the skinny one. That might this might be him. Like, where are they now? He's a fucking auditor now. Nacho Libre.
SPEAKER_13Course of your duty, I can record you. Yeah, I'm asking you if you can record you. Don't escalate. Don't escalate. Don't escalate.
SPEAKER_12So they throw out these, they throw out these um Chunk. You can't no, not right now, Chunk. I'm in the middle of a show. Please. Come on. I love you. I love you. They throw out these um keywords and um whatever the fuck you want to call them, but they throw these words out. Don't escalate. Uh uh de-escalate uh your duties. They throw out these words that seem intelligent and important, and um yeah, they throw these out, so let's go.
SPEAKER_15Maintain this building because somebody broke in and stole some stuff, and we're waiting for responsible party to come unlock the door first so that we can secure the building.
SPEAKER_11There's at least five of you. Gives a fuck! I just want you to film for the fucking thing.
SPEAKER_12Who gives a fuck? How many fucking people are there? There are. See, you got me talking like you, you fucking retard. Who gives a fuck if there's five fucking people there? That what what the fuck? You have there's there's no vagina you could get into. But instead you have to get into somebody else's business instead of getting into vagina. You know why? Because you're fat, you breathe heavy. You imagine having sex with this fucking auditor. How you like it? Oh, I love it.
SPEAKER_17I love I love it. Oh There's five of you.
SPEAKER_12Who gives a shit? See, this cop is young too. And this video is probably about a year old. He's very young. And it's night shift, so usually you get the younger guys night shift. Day shift, guys. We're not gonna, it's not really gonna, we're not gonna. This is this is going on 45 seconds too long. I could put money on it. His ass will be in the car, and now we're gonna move on. He's secure, he's not a threat to us anymore, he's not a distraction. Uh, we'll decide if we're gonna charge you with uh interfering, and then we're gonna talk to you, see if you're involved with this. You could be a distraction. There's like five of you! Shut the fuck up, cocksucker.
SPEAKER_16Protected. I never said I wasn't protected. I'm just asking you to film from the sidewalk.
SPEAKER_12The auditor ignore the gravity.
SPEAKER_13I can record you in your course of your duty. In your course of your duty, I can record you. Yeah, I'm asking you to film from the sidewalk. Don't escalate. Don't escalate.
SPEAKER_15Sir, I at this point, we're trying to maintain this building because somebody broke in and stole some stuff, and we're waiting for responsible party to come unlock the door first so that we can secure the building.
SPEAKER_11There's five there's at least five of you. Yeah, that's fine. I just want you to film protection. You should feel very protected. I never said I wasn't protected.
SPEAKER_12Should I not feel protected? Why would you say that? Because if I was by myself, would you do something? Hmm. It's not a threat. But it makes you think. Uh I don't what do you mean by that? I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't know, you know. I think I was looking at a mouse or something. Please God, don't let there be a mouse in there.
unknownPlease God don't let there be a mouse in there.
SPEAKER_12But um again, hiding behind his fucking phone. I think the camera phone has gotta be a blessing and a curse. It's gotta be. It's just uh it's unreal. Hold on, what are you what are you looking at over there? Chunky! Go over here, buddy. Is there a mouse under there? Unless you're gonna kill it. I would probably stay away from there. We'll kill it later. Let me let me finish the show. Okay. Let's get back to the uh let's get back to the programming.
SPEAKER_19The auditor ignored the gravity of the situation and kept antagonizing the officer. That's when the officer decided to do this. You just please go from the sidewalk. Come back out there? Yeah, come on, let's go to the sidewalk.
SPEAKER_10Come on. Come on. T booth, come on. Okay, the sidewalk's over there, too. Sidewalks. Let's go. Don't touch me. Just please phone from the sidewalk. What's your name and badge number?
SPEAKER_06Rancy 300.
SPEAKER_10Please pump from the sidewalk, sir. Why are you touching me? Why are you touching me?
SPEAKER_19Why are you touching me?
SPEAKER_12Taju. Taju interfering.
SPEAKER_19What happens when you stop at the checkpoint? Uh oh.
SPEAKER_07What's this for? That's a camera. Okay. Why are you having this? Turn it off for me, please. Oh no, thank you. It's my right. I need to have it off in here because you can't be filming us in here.
SPEAKER_12Now, the reason why you can't film in a courthouse is because you have the rest of the public, general public in there for criminal either uh criminal matters that they're defending of, defendant of, or uh a plaintiff, or just legal matters that they don't want uh social media or or some kind of media outlet to film them walking in and out. Could be a lawsuit, could be a sexual assault that they're a victim of, could be anything. It's just not allowed in there. Um I know that certain press is allowed inside uh a courthouse, but that's under certain circumstances and certain permissions are given. You know, when they film uh certain court cases, but even then they could deny media in there. So I understand it's your right to film things. Why don't you film yourself jerking off and try to make money off of that instead of going into the courthouse? You know you can't do it. They know they can't do it. They can't be that fucking stupid. They know they can't do it, but they they do it anyway. This could be the last video. Then I want to go into this fucking uh New Haven chief.
SPEAKER_02Sir, my property. Call three cents.
SPEAKER_12Fucking cocksucker! Fucking commercial. Mustard GoFundMe so I could pay for the uh thing for no commercials.
SPEAKER_07Excuse me, sir. Hunter.
SPEAKER_08I just like my property.
SPEAKER_07I'm gonna hang on to it because I asked you to turn it in on me and my property, sir? No, sir. I'm gonna bet you're not gonna be in the area. Hunter and call the sheriff, please.
SPEAKER_19Thank you for my property, sir. Moments later, a police officer learned about the situation, and that's when things started to go south.
SPEAKER_08I'm just getting my public record request. I I got a letter that said I could come down and pick him up.
SPEAKER_06What what happened to the security?
SPEAKER_08He told me to stop filming.
SPEAKER_06Okay. Did he tell you to come in the building?
SPEAKER_08No, I came in the building on my own record. Did you pass screening and did they say you're okay? I don't know. He was saying something.
SPEAKER_12Bullshit! Bullshit! You know! They told you you can't fucking bring it in there. Why you bitching on that, punk ass? Uh oh. What are we gonna have for dinner tonight? Uh oh no. Anyway, here we go.
SPEAKER_08You breach security. I don't believe so. Do you know what a security checkpoint is? What is a security checkpoint? I just came in to get a public reading request. I don't understand. No, this is this is not the upsetting in a minute. I don't understand. Put your hand. What is the meaning of the hand in the office Don't touch me, I'm not restricting.
SPEAKER_19The auditor kept getting aggressive, and his demeanor became much more hostile. However, he was immediately arrested and charged with trespassing and so you see how fast that older officer handled business?
SPEAKER_12Um. Everybody says, oh no, you have to de-escalate it and this, this, and that. Believe it or not, using some type of authority, force, or aggressiveness towards an agitator or somebody that's being aggressive or acting irrational is a form of de-escalation. Because if you can use um or establish, I say dominance again, establish dominance or alpha male them into calming the fuck down, you just de-escalated it from escalating further to maybe physical force or whatever, and you just stop yourself from getting hurt and other people from getting hurt. It's not the prettiest thing or the or the most gentle thing to listen to, but it works. You have to use force to stop force, you know? If that makes sense. And using force could be uh establish again uh being authoritative. Telling them this is what you're gonna do, this is why you're gonna do it, and that's it. We're not, I'm not a fucking you know, they think that cops go out there and they're trained fucking uh therapists and psychologists and everything. We're not. And the uh again, de-escalating uh a situation could be shut the fuck up, sit down. That's it. And if so, if some guy's going, fuck you, doing saying all this bullshit, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. And I say, shut the fuck up, sit down, we're done fucking talking. And I say that, and the guy sits down, did I or did I not de-escalate the situation? Yeah, there's certain times where you say, and there's there's a time and place for everything. There's times where like, listen, dude, just fucking relax. Come on. There's no reason for this shit. But you have to pick and choose out of your toolbox what is appropriate at the time. Sometimes you could try the sit and f uh, or sometimes you could try the dude, just relax. It's alright. I don't get Nobody really gives a fuck. Just relax. We'll get through this and blah blah blah. And sometimes that doesn't work. Or sometimes you have to go on to the sit the fuck down method. Or sometimes, even a taser is a de-escalation. Because what you did was you de-escalated the situation by uh immobilizing this person and getting them detained to de-escalate the situation. Now they can't hurt themselves or you. Call me fucking wrong. I don't know. I could be full of shit. 20 years experience.
SPEAKER_19If found guilty on both of these charges, he could see anywhere from zero to nine months in jail alongside.
SPEAKER_12That's it, we're done.
unknownHa!
SPEAKER_12We're not bullshitting. We were taught differently back in the day. Differently. There's times back in the day you'd pull a car over and you'd have your gun out by your side. God forbid you do that shit now. But yeah, we'd pull cars over with your gun kind of behind your back, not pointed at the person, but it would be done. No, be it 18, 20 years ago. But still, there were times when, you know, it's not accepted now. And I wouldn't recommend it now, but that's what we did. And when you pulled somebody over that you thought maybe an issue, they would actually look at your empty holster and comply immediately. Immediately. But we were taught different. Let me just see one more, one more, one more. Let's see what's going on. Hey, you know what? Fuck it. I ain't doing it.
SPEAKER_19Last one, last one.
SPEAKER_12Last one.
SPEAKER_23And today we're at the Everett Police Station. And I sound like a fucking sure that they respect our right to film in a public place. And they uphold the oath they swore to defend, and they became officers. Today we're with Hot Toe Truck Girl, hashtag girl. What up, hot toe truck girl? Let me see if she's actually hot because I didn't see it.
SPEAKER_12I'll tell you right now.
SPEAKER_19Auditor Josh Havrams decided to enter the Everett Police Station. Guarantee she got a fucking problem audit. Let's see how it pans out for him.
SPEAKER_23And today, we're at the Everett Police Station doing a First Amendment audit. Make sure that they respect our right to film in a public place. And they uphold the oath they swore to defend when they became officers. Today we're with hot.
SPEAKER_12Ah, she looks like a problem. She looks like she's on her way to meth. Like, she's not on her way to get meth, but she's done a couple bumps or hits or whatever you call meth taking. You know what I mean? I think a bump is like E or something. Whatever. Not big into drugs.
SPEAKER_01Um, but uh yeah. So here we go.
SPEAKER_23Hashtag hot toe truck girl, and we're gonna see if they do respect our First Amendment right to film in public. Let's take a look. So we're in a 15-minute parking zone. And this is obviously an undercover police car, and it's just violated the 15-minute First of all, how do you know that's undercover?
SPEAKER_12Because it could it it's a Ford Explorer. Anybody can buy a Ford Explorer. And there's just because it's a Ford Explorer doesn't mean it's a fucking undercover car. Anyway, go ahead.
SPEAKER_23So um I'm just gonna give them a warning today, but it's absolutely imperative with a parking lot out back that they don't take up space and um, you know, obscure the laws for See.
SPEAKER_12I if I had a Ford Explorer and I parked in front of a police station, you know, when I retire or whatever, and I had to go get paperwork or whatever, and this guy came up to me, I would tell him to go fuck himself and shove that phone right up his fucking ass that he's a fucking idiot, that this car is not a cop car, just because it's a Ford Explorer, you fucking turd. I'm already getting aggravated with this shithead.
SPEAKER_23I understand there's probably closer to the door, but you know, the shiny bad doesn't grant him extra rights, so the police don't get to do extra because if they have to park there to get in and out quickly, that's what they have to do.
SPEAKER_12It's part of their workplace. Okay, here we go.
SPEAKER_23The police can't break the law, they're just like anybody else. So today we're just gonna make sure that they respect our rights, and we're gonna ask them why if they So as this guy's going through the uh as he's panning his camera inside the the PD lobby, the issue with doing this is again, it's almost like the courthouse.
SPEAKER_12You have people that are in the police station that they don't want to be filmed. They they they have a problem with something that's to them is very personal, it's emotional, it's uh traumatic, whatever their issue is, they don't want to be filmed on there. Sometimes they're just embarrassed to be in a police station. Because they just they don't want to be the public to find out any more than whoever's in that lobby. And for you to film it and post it, that's a fucking problem. It's a huge problem. Let's say they have co-workers or family or whatever. Why were you in the police station? What's going on? I saw it on in I saw it on the social media that you're at the police station. Sometimes it's embarrassing. They don't want to say anything. They didn't want anybody to know they were there in the first place. A lot of people don't report crimes because they're embarrassed or they're scared. So if this person was scared that somebody would find out that that that they're at a police station, now this fucking dipshit fuckface starts filming in the fucking lobby, that's a fucking real problem. It really is. You just put this motherfucker in danger if they can't let anybody know they're at the police station, or you know, retaliation towards them or whatever could happen because they're at the police station. They're snitching on uh a friend or they're uh saying what's going on in the neighborhood, and people in the neighborhood don't like fucking snitches and they find out you're there and it's a fucking problem. So, yes, are you allowed to film in a public place? Sure, sure are. But there's restrictions on certain places. And that's why. It's not because we because you're filming inside.
SPEAKER_17Nobody gives a fuck. Oh, you're filming me, and I'm in the police station, and you're filming me.
SPEAKER_12No, nobody cares. That's what they think. They think they're so fucking um bold and just I don't know what their fucking problem is. But anyway, here's here we go. What? Ah, you fuck. The god shit fucking commercials. Stand by. Here we go. Skip. Skippity doo dah.
SPEAKER_23Hey Lieutenant, can I ask you a question? No, I'm busy. I'm just issuing a citation for the officer just right over there.
SPEAKER_19Josh returned to the police station and was adamant about owning a cop. However, things didn't pan out as he wished.
SPEAKER_00What a nerd.
SPEAKER_23He's busy. He wanted to know why I was issuing his officer a citation, but their badge doesn't give him extra rights, so they'll answer for that today.
SPEAKER_12I wish the public uh. Which sometimes they do. I've I've been uh I've been uh the public has stuck up for me and had my back when and T Fo Wannabe's tried to talk shit. I'll get into that later. But it's a true story. It was good. I'll tell you that in a second.
SPEAKER_23What's going on? Oh, we have a captain here from two bars.
SPEAKER_12The Capitol.
SPEAKER_23Huh? Thanks. I don't answer questions. Oh, one of those guys. Okay. Well, for privacy you have to create it.
SPEAKER_19After being turned on one front, Josh tried to talk to another officer.
SPEAKER_23Um, there's a um car up front. I noticed you guys have a 15-minute parking. Shut the window on before I was able to let them know. Um, that's like a 15-minute parking. So if you park like for longer than that period of time, could you get towed or anything like that? Um well, it's actually it's a a police car. I know you guys have your own parking lot up back. Alright, so the shiny badges grant Dexter rights.
SPEAKER_12I was right! I never saw this video. I never saw it. But it's common fucking sense. I was right.
SPEAKER_01I was right. I was wrong. Alright, let's play.
SPEAKER_21It's not your constitutional right to become victims of violent crime. I'm Amazon filming.
SPEAKER_12I like this guy.
SPEAKER_19Josh Whiskey.
SPEAKER_12I like this guy. Here we go. We're gonna play it again. I'll shut my fucking mouth.
SPEAKER_23Yeah, alright. So the shiny badges grant Dexter rights.
SPEAKER_12You know, a lot of I'm not there's a lot of police departments that uh the staff members don't respect the elder cops. But this is why you should, because they don't take fucking shit. They know what they're talking about 90% of the time, not every time. A lot of dumb motherfuckers out there. And uh they handle business quickly. That's it. Oh, this guy's I like this guy, and I like the accent too. Shut your fucking phone off, gaksaka. All right, here we go.
SPEAKER_20I'm gonna turn this phone off because there's victims of crimes here, but I'm not gonna be able to do it.
SPEAKER_22I'm not here to film on the phone. But I'll ask you to turn the phone off. Well, it's my constitutional right.
SPEAKER_21I'm actually filming them. I'm gonna I'm gonna ask you one more time.
SPEAKER_19For for what? Josh was clearly looking for an outburst, and as he got no attention from the cops who were busy doing their duty, he had to get out of the police station. Talk about Tyrant City.
SPEAKER_12Ah, shut the fuck up. Get out of there, you stupid ass. Oh, girl, before you go down that road with this fucking loser, walk away. Walk away. She didn't say anything. Stay away from the meth, too, you're gonna be fucked with this guy.
SPEAKER_23So let's take a look around the perimeter. Are they this bad inside? Let's see, you know, what they do outside. That's bad. Total tyrants here, guys. So, the guy came around, and I actually had to take my phone and go outside. So he didn't try and confiscate it. Uh, that's a total tyrant. We will be filing a complaint on him.
SPEAKER_19Josh had no work being inside the police station, and he was owned not once, but twice by the Everett police officer. Uh several auditors decided to barge inside the public safety complex in Mobile, Alabama, to drop out some paperwork.
SPEAKER_12Okay, well, we're done. All right. We're done with the shit. Everybody got the fucking point. Uh, so let me tell you about uh an auditor experience. So there was an auditor, came into a building, um, and just like this guy comes into the lobby and he's acting, he's like, I want to talk to this, I want to I don't agree with you motherfuckers, and you're doing this, you're doing that, and blah blah. So the way I got rid of him and kind of shut him down was you know what? I'm on your side. Fuck these people. Fucking, they're all assholes, blah, blah, blah. So I agreed with him and didn't fight him on anything. It was more of an experiment to see what he would do. And uh, he's like, Yeah, you know what I mean? So you know. I'm like, yeah, I know, I know how you feel. Fuck these dudes, you know, but you don't want to get yourself in trouble, so I probably just get the fuck out of here before they come out because they're assholes. Oh, yeah, you're right. I'm gonna leave. And he fucking leaves. He a fucking turd. But it worked. Is that reverse psychology? I don't know what the fuck it is. But that shit worked. Anyway, so uh, real quick, uh, I just want to get into this uh New Haven police uh uh chief. Okay. So this dumb fuck admitted to stealing, and the reason why I call him the dumb fuck, because he did fucking something stupid, and he's a dumb fuck. Stupid motherfucker. So former new uh New Haven Connecticut police chief stole ten thousand dollars from um so they have like a fund that they use for confidential informants. So, you know, you get a I never had a confidential informant, um, so I don't really know. That's more than narcotics guys or or uh whatever, but I don't I never had one. So um so what they'll do is they'll work for the polizia to try to get uh more rest or more buys and blah blah blah all this bullshit. Uh try to get a grow the case of whatever they're working on, okay? Uh whatever the uh detectives are working on. So you throw this guy's a bone. Here's a couple dollars, go buy crack. I don't know, whatever the fuck you want to go buy. And usually, you know, there'd be a paid informant. Uh they have to follow certain rules. Nothing immoral, don't fucking hurt anybody, don't do this shit. Um, and you give them a couple dollars. You know, and uh that's their motivation to help you out. But the things that they do have to work, have to pan out, has to be credible. Otherwise, you're not getting paid. So anyway, so uh judge uh holy fuck, not judge, uh chief, former chief, Carl Jacobson. Jacobson, um he uh admitted to stealing ten thousand dollars from this. Um and then once uh started the hammer started coming down on him, he um admitted to to taking the money to uh deputy chiefs and I don't know how many they got a lot of deputy chiefs there. How many are there? Uh no no do do do do Blah blah blah. Okay, well, uh they got a couple. So Mayor Eller, he's uh I'm not a fan of that stupid ass. But uh he admitted to uh to them that he stole ten thousand dollars from this phone. You're he's gotta be making over a hundred thousand. I would say I'm guessing 150 plus in New Haven. I'm guessing, I don't know. So what the fuck are you gonna do with $10,000? And why would you risk your career over that? You know what I mean? It's fucking stupid. That's why he's a dumb fuck. He just threw away his fucking career. So um Jacobson resigned, uh, put him for retirement and admitting stealing ten thousand dollars in assistant as assistant chiefs and mayor Elaker confronted him about the allegation. Uh Elaker said that at a uh Wednesday uh afternoon press conference. Uh Elliker appointed assistant chief David Zanelli. What is going on? Hold on. Let's see. Um stand by one second. Alright. Sorry about that. It was a uh a very uh important shingle question that did not need me to answer. But anyway. So I had to pause it for a second. Where the fuck was I? Uh assistant chief uh David Zanelli, who's technically uh responsible uh for the fund under the roofs department uh under the roof. Holy fuck. Now you got you know what? Fuck it. Either way, I'm fucking, it's over. They fucked me. It's over. Uh we'll get into this a little bit uh a little bit later, but the reason why he's a dumb fuck is that he's gonna get over ten thousand dollars a month for his uh retirement. But if he's found uh to be convicted of this, he's gonna lose his fucking retirement. So he's gonna lose over a hundred and fifty thousand dollars a month. I mean a month, holy fuck, a year, because he decided to take ten thousand dollars from a fucking crackhead fund. So that's why he's dumb fuck of the year. Holy moly. Well, I'm sorry for the uh interruption. You know, sometimes things are very important to people and uh they need my uh authoritative uh answer, I guess. But um I appreciate the uh the uh the listening to this show. Um we're gonna have uh I'm trying to get uh Steve on the show. Uh the conspiracy guy. So I'm trying to get him on the show. And uh whatever, we'll figure it out. Hopefully it'll be next week. Thank you for listening. We're gonna have uh the main crew back on next week. And you won't have to listen to me rant about YouTube videos. I gotta go uh check out the roof now. So I'll talk to you motherfuckers later. Love ya. Bye.