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Get A Cut by Fats | Feat. Fats the barber | Rtm Podcast | Szn 3 | EP 12
From cutting hair at Florida State University to landing a coveted spot on Wild'N Out, Fats The Barber's journey proves that authenticity is the ultimate currency in entertainment.
With disarming honesty and natural charisma, Fats reveals how his barbering career created unexpected pathways to comedy stardom. "I never thought I was funny," he admits, despite his viral videos amassing millions of views. This refreshing self-awareness permeates our conversation as he shares the pivotal moments that transformed his life—from cutting Jalen Ramsey's hair for free to becoming one-half of Wild'N Out's first-ever comedy duo.
What truly distinguishes Fats is his unwavering humility despite rubbing shoulders with celebrities. "I be so humble though, it's niggas that not cutting celebrities charge more than me," he explains, revealing how he prioritizes genuine connections over status. This approach paid dividends when his "Big Boy On The Roof" video exploded during pandemic lockdowns, eventually catching the attention of Shaquille O'Neal and being featured during NBA broadcasts.
Beyond the laughs, our conversation takes unexpectedly poignant turns as Fats shares how comedy became his mechanism for processing trauma. "I don't know, I have to turn shit to that, that's how I deal with my pain," he reveals, offering a glimpse into the emotional depth behind his comedic persona. This vulnerability creates a powerful contrast to his lighthearted stories about giving Boosie a "Boosie fade" or navigating celebrity gambling parties with $100,000 bets flying around.
Whether you're hustling toward your own dreams or simply appreciate unfiltered conversations with extraordinary personalities, Fats' story reminds us that success doesn't happen overnight—but staying true to yourself creates opportunities you never could have imagined. Follow Fats on social media to keep up with his latest videos, comedy appearances, and yes, his exceptional haircuts for both celebrities and regular folks alike.
The following show has been approved for appropriate audiences by the Real Ones Motion Picture Association of America, inc. The show advertised has been rated R. The content discussed may cover sensitive topics. Listener discretion is advised If you feel that any content may be triggering or distressing. Please take care of your well-being first. It's White Boy D2A. I'm Roland and we just wrapped up the craziest, craziest interview. Sam, hold me down for the light skin niggas. Yeah, yeah, I Hold me down for the light skin niggas. And a certain thing is a certain lane, is a certain pocket y'all trying to be in.
Speaker 3:Well, I might have to do certain little things that might get me to trust them, but if this is really the most I can do, keep it coming.
Speaker 1:If you don't, you're a motherfuckin' A to Y to the right. Really, the most I can do.
Speaker 3:I'm Cole, I'm cool.
Speaker 1:I'm white boy D2A Should I say Rilla. You can say what you want. All right, let's do it again.
Speaker 3:My fault, because I've been saying Rilla on every episode.
Speaker 1:Let's go?
Speaker 3:I bet I'm. I bet I eat. Shut that ass up, man. I bet I been coming. I'm having to eat. You don't say I'm.
Speaker 1:Spanish, bro. I don't what I sell Jamaican. I know what that is Philippine.
Speaker 3:Yo, you crazy.
Speaker 2:A white boy. D2a, mr Roller, the most podcast.
Speaker 1:He's Spanish again. That thing's Crazy as shit.
Speaker 3:Yo, we got my man Fats in the building. Y'all already know, man oh man hey white boy Do a rundown. Wait, wait, wait Before we. We move it too fast, wait, let me. Let me get myself together.
Speaker 1:Cause we laughing, you speed.
Speaker 3:I was just giving him my my espion in the background, because he he thought I couldn't speak Spanish, but um. What was just giving him my my espion in the background, because he thought I couldn't speak spanish, but um what you was giving them in the background those three scotch we gonna get into the wheelchair white boy.
Speaker 1:How you doing, white boy? Uh, man, I'm doing. Well, I see why they call you white boy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm doing well, man. You see why they call him white boy already. It's lit, that shit there man.
Speaker 1:You got his thighs out. You feel me that bitch hard, though you smell like that.
Speaker 2:I need them, motherfuckers you see them bitches clean Yo they.
Speaker 3:Nike man, that's him though. They Nike, they Nike.
Speaker 1:I mean got the little jaw on their back. I say, yeah, I'm taking these, this my first time.
Speaker 2:Man, look how you just learned how to walk.
Speaker 3:I guess feet be hurting all day. Walking feet be hurt all day.
Speaker 2:Walking on files and shit them bitches dumb. They the amusement park savers man you know, we working man.
Speaker 3:Anytime we working man, it's a blessing man.
Speaker 2:That's it man, that's a fact.
Speaker 3:How you doing Facts.
Speaker 2:What's going on there? I just landed. You know what I'm saying? Yes, you did.
Speaker 1:I respect that respect that came right here. All right, I was out the window watching like hello my turban.
Speaker 3:Hey got a pod to do yeah rather than most.
Speaker 1:I mean this the work don't stop. Yeah, keep it going. So look here at relative most we're going to do the rundown, man do the rundown real quick you do the rundown you want me to do the rundown real quick.
Speaker 3:Why are you do the rundown? You want me to do the wonder. I want you to do the run down. All right, man. So we, right right now, we have someone here sitting here with us. That that's actually real unique mm-hmm, you know, I mean yes, not just one talent yes. Jack of all trades. This guy is really like he said he just got off the plane. Man, let's say what Wild N' Out you do, wild N' Out you know what I mean he really been behind the Clippers.
Speaker 1:He might shape you the fuck up, might give you the sharpest shape of you ever in your life.
Speaker 3:What we say he going?
Speaker 1:to line you up. Line you up, you know what I'm saying. Give you that white ash.
Speaker 3:You want the white ash on your forehead. I don't do the white ash, I was like I'm too old for that white ash on my forehead.
Speaker 2:You know I think it's like that shit, Like you look stupid.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, mr H, I mean.
Speaker 1:Why you want to wear a white shit on your face first off.
Speaker 2:You know crust, see where I'm from.
Speaker 3:I mean it's like a crusty.
Speaker 2:I don't know why you want it.
Speaker 1:It's like you feel like you're cleaning with it. It's like representation, representation representation of a fresh haircut and that's where we from. But you don't like because you white.
Speaker 2:I don't know. Yeah, but you look like you're having that I mean, I had it a few times, I knew it but I wiped it off, right.
Speaker 3:I mean, I don't like it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it gets washed off, right, you know what I mean? Yeah, I don't like it.
Speaker 3:It get washed off right after I tried to do it.
Speaker 1:You keep it after you get your cut, but soon after you get the cut.
Speaker 3:You get clumped up. The YNs and Philly, they took it to another level. Yeah, they wear it all the way through.
Speaker 1:If you ain't got the ash, you ain't got a fresh cut. Facts, facts. That's crazy.
Speaker 3:Gotta have that ass. Yeah, yeah, gotta have that ass.
Speaker 2:Gotta have that ass they can say the chalk. The chalk, yeah, a little stencil.
Speaker 1:That shit crazy.
Speaker 3:It's a whole thing now. All right, but listen, he also a comedian man.
Speaker 1:I'm one of the best.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah. What came first?
Speaker 2:The Clippers or the jokes Me coming at my mom pussy first and then I like that. That was funny. I like that. I like that.
Speaker 3:That was that went over his head. He called it, but it was late. I got it. That was carefree, let's get it.
Speaker 2:That was like Two days ago, something like that. Yeah, man. So then I fucked up the whole interview.
Speaker 3:Clippers. No, no, no, we didn't. It's coming here. It's not a mama dick, I'm fucking with y'all.
Speaker 2:He had to get the clippers first no, I cut hair, though Cut hair. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, I cut hair and then I was cutting. I was at Florida State and the State and the first person I probably see I cut famous was Play from House Party.
Speaker 3:Nah, oh, yeah, yeah. So what you had? To keep that box straight.
Speaker 2:No, was it Play? No, no, yeah, play. Play didn't have no box. Did he Really had drugs? Play had like a little like a little drop fade, but it wasn't no oh alright, but he was cool as shit because he a professor at FAMU. A lot of people don't know that. He actually is a professional as a bad boy guy. I don't know what he teach, though.
Speaker 1:I think it's something in music, if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 2:Rob Markman, you might be right, I think it is something about. I can't remember what he do, though, but yeah, play, play, I was thinking kid, but it's play.
Speaker 2:yeah, my fault, and so um, then I was cutting jalen ramsey, I just cut jay david cook, terence man, malik beasley, who are going crazy for detroit. I used to cut them and then, um, that boy, funny, my brother shout out to him. He came to the barber shop, he was a poet, college student and um, he was like, let me get a haircut, let's do a video. And he was kind of like, going up back in the day and, uh, we did the video. And he never paid me for a haircut, still die. Yeah, that nigga, I think about it.
Speaker 2:But we did a video basically like how, uh, how, barbers do everything but cut hair and so like that went viral, it viral, it went crazy, it went crazy back in the fire, like I don't know y'all how old we are, we up there. Y'all remember the repost we did, like you had the-.
Speaker 3:He wanted to know our age. I'm 37.
Speaker 2:We the same age, 37?.
Speaker 3:Yeah, how old I look.
Speaker 2:Y'all some old, young ass looking niggas.
Speaker 3:God damn you got my cousin laughing at me. He's the shit out of me. He confused me. That's what I'm saying, man, y'all are 80s babies.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so how old are you?
Speaker 2:How old are you? Oh, my bad, I'm 32.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, I'm 92,. Yeah, yeah, so you are younger man, I'm 92. That's crazy.
Speaker 2:That's why I had to download the app to repost videos, Like you had to download the app just to be able to Like.
Speaker 1:You can't press the. Yeah, it wasn't a repost button, so he had repost the dude who created the app.
Speaker 2:Right, it was a black guy. It was so crazy. It was a black guy, so I wonder if he can't pay himself to this day, but he had reposted that shit and that shit just went crazy. It went crazy and I've been going ever since.
Speaker 1:Damn.
Speaker 2:I never thought I was funny, though I still don't think.
Speaker 3:I'm funny, I just be chilling. Where do you think you get it from? Where you grow up, or somebody that influenced you, I just be me.
Speaker 2:Like I said, I can't say nobody influenced me. Like I said that was funny. He showed me like brother, you can do this shit. But I never thought I was funny. Even now to this day, when I make Wild N' Out, I ain't think I was a funny nigga, I'm just like be me type shit. Like if I make it with the shirt off, like yeah, that really it.
Speaker 1:For real, for real. You know sometimes that'll do it. Yeah, sometimes just being yourself is just enough. You know what I'm saying Because, like you know, we grow up in these environments where the thing You're still growing the thing, the things that. The things, the things Stop growing the things.
Speaker 3:You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:I'm like. I mean, I'm a real player.
Speaker 3:You feel?
Speaker 1:me.
Speaker 3:You're like, that's my boy man, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:You said something over there. We'll grow up.
Speaker 1:We'll grow up in these places where, like, like the things that like we'll be known for sometimes it'll be negative things but. But in the world where it be positive, in front of the camera, you never know how it's gonna work.
Speaker 2:You feel me, you feel like you look tall on camera. I'm tall on camera, y'all we got to get that.
Speaker 3:Let me ask a better question, because I should have said this better. What you think shaped your personality? What you think gave you that Some people be like man? It's the shit that I've been through that make me who I am. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:So what you think shaped your personality to make you who you are? Um god, you know what I'm saying. First and foremost of everything, I just ask him. Every day, I pray and I'll be like, just allow me to be me. You know I'm saying you guide me the way when I follow your footsteps. You know what I mean. So just that. No, no, it's always been me like I. I was always a fat kid. It's just always been fat Like I just lost weight for the first time. I don't know how, so don't ask that. That's good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, you know, wow, nigga old Zimpy nigga.
Speaker 2:I go to Olympics, nigga, I'm stupid.
Speaker 1:You say he getting money.
Speaker 2:Why he lost it? It was diabetes. It's a Kanye dog.
Speaker 1:They got that shit in nickel bags now.
Speaker 3:Tell him. Tell him you go and tell him. Tell him all the shit you're going to do when you get your bag.
Speaker 2:He didn't tell you. He said he threw it all at.
Speaker 1:Bro, the boy on the line right now. He said it cost me $200,000.
Speaker 2:To be 6'8.
Speaker 1:Everything on the line, nigga. You have the money to get knee surgery. What you doing? Nah, man, I'm a player. Man, I'm a real player At 5'4, you 5'4?. Yeah, nigga, I'm a real player at 5'4", you 5'4". Yeah, nigga, get off me.
Speaker 3:Get off me. That's what. I didn't even say this the one of the most, five times. That's some hating ass niggas man.
Speaker 1:Real right man, I mean 5'4". You over here talking about sandwiching stuff. Nigga, that's funny and you Gotta be your friends boy, these niggas crazy. No 5'4".
Speaker 2:5'4 is crazy. Standing 5'4" Like imagine that shit it be 8'0".
Speaker 3:Standing, like imagine that shit it made an ounce of that.
Speaker 1:Five foot four, you can push and stab him up yo man, we can't even do the ending, this nigga man.
Speaker 3:You know, south Florida kick she gonna, she gonna box you. And I'm gonna keep it real. It'll be fair for you, it's fair, like I just thought about it.
Speaker 2:Y'all know y'all niggas got the chest boys upside down. You know they're supposed to go on and shit Niggas high. Yeah, Really no, it's got to put higher than most.
Speaker 3:That's right yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm just gonna sit here. Am I tripping right now? Who set this shit up? Nigga, what a little intellectual and shit.
Speaker 1:but boy, goddammit, somebody got too real with this shit. They got too real with us like that, there you go, I'm sorry man.
Speaker 3:What's wrong with this boy Yo?
Speaker 2:Oh shit, man, yeah, I did, I did it.
Speaker 3:I did it. Yeah, I did man, all right so listen he thought it was the right way, though Listen y'all got me. Y'all got me.
Speaker 2:I did it, I did it.
Speaker 3:Y'all play, though Play as fuck up, I'm hard. I can play chess. I ain't going to say I'm a sharpshooter or nothing like that, but I'm hard. No, I know you don't play.
Speaker 2:I know you play. I'm trying to figure it out. No, no, no.
Speaker 3:That's real, though Tight shit. You're peeping my shit down. That means you're tired.
Speaker 1:No, I've been staring at it. I don't know.
Speaker 2:I got ADD. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Everything got to be the right way.
Speaker 2:No, maybe not, though. You know what I'm saying. When I I was growing up as a kid, I was the smartest one in my class.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying, but it was only five of us. Damn the little bus. Yeah, the little bus, I get it.
Speaker 2:But the crazy thing is, though I wasn't dumb, though I was just bad.
Speaker 1:Behavior.
Speaker 2:I'm dead ass here. Yeah, behavior I had three t-shirts A lot of us be like that, but they the Beast. That shit was crazy, but it was dumb as fuck. And now I'm thinking about this shit. They had letters like you know how the bell rings, you leave your class, but all my classes had the same ring.
Speaker 3:So I had to walk in there like hey, get you a little break, Come back to the same class.
Speaker 2:That shit was retarded, Damn. You can't say that. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:That's LD.
Speaker 1:You know nowadays the words is like you can't even use them, type words.
Speaker 3:You just had a disability, a learning disability.
Speaker 2:I was smart, though. Yeah, I was smart. Nigga, I was bad. That ABD shit. Real bro, I take Rhythm.
Speaker 3:You ever had Rhythm before? Yeah, that's a real job. Yeah, that's real?
Speaker 2:No, my cousin was on that shit. No, true story. Funny story I did. My mama said if you get in trouble again, I'm going to whoop your ass. But it's like you know, we get beatings and shit. I got whooped everything back in the day.
Speaker 3:Yeah, all the parents say that.
Speaker 2:But I don't know why I did this dumb ass shit. So I got in trouble. I ain't even get in trouble on purpose. Like the counselor had to call my mama, like she said if we get one more phone call I'm going to send you off. Like you got to, you're not going to live with me, no more, I'm not taking care of you, no more. So I got in trouble. I don't know what the fuck. I did something dumb, it was something stupid or whatever. So we go to the. I've got to call your mama. I was smart but I was still dumb. I was like you the devil, and he was like, huh, he was white, no, he was a black guy. I was trying to get out of trouble. So I had to act like I was hallucinating, like, oh no, you're scaring me, you're the devil boy, you look like a ghost and shit. And I went to a mental hospital. Yep, or they 302'd you. Yeah, they had a little white jacket and shit. Yeah, a little jacket and all that. That shit.
Speaker 1:Crazy as fuck yeah, he said the devil. I said what he was white.
Speaker 2:I'm crazy, I got to chill, yeah you, white Name, white boy. How you going man? He said the devil, I'm talking about he white.
Speaker 1:I'm crazy yeah.
Speaker 3:Smart dog for two hours. That's my boy.
Speaker 1:So you getting into like all right, well, you being yourself and then actually being funny, and then people actually like finding it comedic, and then you actually doing stand-up and going on with your career, but you never even knowing that you had a career and doing it. So, like, how do you wrap your head around, even like doing a stand-up, like all right, when you about to prepare and do a stand-up, that's an hour.
Speaker 2:Give me a little bit of preparation Shit. I ain't doing an hour.
Speaker 1:That's too long. 30 minutes, that's long as hell. I mean you got it on like it is a special three Me I don't know. Like I'm thinking of a special.
Speaker 2:I stand up to myself. I still work on jokes. Do you search that I've been saying here? I'm just tossing it out to see if it hit. If it don't hit, I've been talking shit. Damn, I keep saying it. I'm sorry y'all Don't cancel me. It worked, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:So it's like certain stuff that you got to just practice and prepare for life, you'll never know Right. So it's like I work with people that I fuck with. You know what I'm saying. I have real conversations With people like, hey, that's the reason, but stand up is real life, you know what I'm saying. Like my stand up, that's what I try to do. Like people that write jokes or tell jokes, like you know what I'm saying. Like certain stuff that you go through Is like You'll never forget that You'll never forget what you've real no, and they tried to kill my mama before it was her ex-boyfriend shot the car nine times, dying, yeah, with my little sister, and you know what I'm saying. So like that's what I tell people. Like comedy is like it's real life. You know what I'm saying. And it's like I've been trying to tell people like bro, like crazy out here. But then at that moment I found out I realized, like my, I realized my mama got some good pussy.
Speaker 1:I knew it was coming.
Speaker 3:Yo, this nigga got me Chill, dog. We ain't going to get nowhere, bro. Fuck it, fuck it, let's just rap, but it's real though.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying. It just says shit, just says you gotta. You know, bro? No, bro, no, I'm dead. I swear to god like I'm not even playing but the ideology around it.
Speaker 1:It's funny as is out. It's the truth. It's the truth you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:So, like I've been, nine be telling people like I be having the that's 50 Cent type of shit. Yeah, I'm gonna follow that. I would've showed you.
Speaker 3:But like I be having the Somebody call up nine times with the kid in the backseat. That's my way of. You know, what's so crazy.
Speaker 2:You know what's'm saying. He had a trucker in the car. The story that really fucked me up the most, because my mama called me that day and was like I want to come stay with you. You know what I'm saying. I want to come to the crib and I'm like mama got some pussy over here. Just not even thinking my mama you good, you thinking he not on that, and then that really happens.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying, like that's my logical way, like I have to laugh certain shit off because it's like that nigga shot the car with my little sister in the car. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They went to a hotel, by the grace of God. My mom and them was like the hotel was across the street, so my little sister wouldn't be here bro Dang, like real shit. That's crazy. All the bullets penetrated the car nine times where she would have been sitting at. You know what I'm saying, so it's like.
Speaker 1:Shit.
Speaker 2:I don't know, I have to turn shit to that, that's how I deal with my pain. You know what I'm saying? Little shit like that, bro. It's just different different.
Speaker 3:Like was that? Like like all right, so something like that is. Is that like something you probably like, you probably would make it a video of on some real life shit? And then they go viral. What you mean like your life story, like you, you probably like make a video or make a joke about it and then next thing you know it's just taking off um at that time no, not at that time.
Speaker 3:Are you just saying, period like period, like what's your life, period like the stories? You know, um see how you just kicked murder right there. You just talked about it and then we just took it in and was like laughing. But you like no, that's really my life it's my life, but I don't know.
Speaker 2:I just be real with people, bro. That's one thing I had to learn from myself, just to be honest. The big boy on the roof, shit, that's what really. So I did a video called.
Speaker 3:Catch this Fade.
Speaker 2:So I run up on people like you want to catch this fade, nigga. I run up on random people and they be like random people and they be like yeah, nigga, what's up, what's up. I'm like no haircut, dumb ass nigga. Like I pull out clippers and that's what went viral. That was my first viral stuff, and so Worldstar was reposting me heavy back then. And then I was working at a barbershop the owner it, I had to pay boo-frent for the fucking weeks that the world closed down. Yeah, I said, nigga, how the fuck I'm paying you boo-frent and the world is closed down. Right, I said, bro, I quit Like. You know what I'm saying. I never quit on no barbershop unless I moved or some shit. But it's like I'm like, bro, I'm not finna, pay you, I'm not making money. I'm not finna, pay you, I'm not making money, why am?
Speaker 2:I paying. It don't make sense. And then the government Gave you a check For those weeks that were closed down. And so when I lived at Out here, we lived off of Claremont In DeKalb, and so Our window, where we lived at Like you go out the window it's a rooftop. But I always used to grill On the rooftop, it's a hella. You know what I'm saying? People had a whole spot. So funny. It was like we was on Facebook Live. He's like let's do a video where when the hype man talks about the person like you know what I'm saying like, oh you, we was on Facebook Live and he was like, hey, I ain't never seen the big boy get on the roof. It was to the BI beat DJ Chipman, and he was like, hey, y'all should make that to a real song. I really do it. We did. The shit Went viral. I never would have thought that shit would have went how it went and we ended up doing George Floyd. Is that right?
Speaker 1:George Floyd.
Speaker 2:George Floyd, right, yeah, so George Floyd got killed or whatever. And they did a protest in front of the CMN building downtown and we went down there in front of them like, bro, come on, let's do the video, let's do the video. I'm like man, this shit for real, like niggas getting pepper sprayed out here and shit, like you want me to come out here and do the big boy on the roof video. And so he's like you probably just do it. I'm like bro, no, I ain't want to do it. I turn around.
Speaker 2:Two seconds later this nigga playing crowd turned. It was like, oh, that's the big boy on the roof shit. And I'm like, oh shit, let me vibe out with they ass. Then, funny bro, this nigga hit it all out of nowhere. He talk about fuck the police. Bro, like I'm like bro. I said, bro, keep it clean. Like, at least keep it clean. But the whole crowd was just into it. And then when we did that shit, bro, shade Room, baller, alert CNN, everybody picked up that video. And then Shaq, shaq and um, shaq, my boy, shaq.
Speaker 2:Shaq and um they used that video when the NBA first came back, Like the first NBA game that came back in 2020, they used our videos like oh yeah, this is how we feel when the NBA coming back. Yeah, Like the first NBA game that came back in 2020, they used our videos like oh yeah, this is how we feel when the NBA coming back, we on the roof with it. Yeah, that's fire. And they used that shit, man, that shit, just that shit. Different, Like I be really like Sometimes I still like forget how big that video really touched people. Yeah, Like the timing, the timing, bro. That time was really like the world was really shut down.
Speaker 2:That's something that we can really tell our kids. We've been through some shit, but it's like you ain't got to live through it, to talk about it, bro.
Speaker 2:That world was shut. I think I caught that shit, bro. But I was in Miami. I'm like damn, I think I got COVID. I thought I was going to die, bro. I ain't going to lie to you. That shit just felt different. I'm over here fucking sniffing orange pills and fucking. You had to put onions in the. Everything was going crazy. I ain't going to lie. Shit was crazy.
Speaker 1:Flights were $14, though I love that Fucking old respiratory system up.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you I used to catch flights. I'm like shit, shit, $8. Shit, shit, $8, shit I'm gone. I think that's why I caught the shit, because I'm like bitch, I can fly. Ain't nobody in your room. You had to wear your mask, man. That shit was man. That's really a time. That's. That was a time. That's really a time, bro. Like really think about that shit, like like you, had to live through it.
Speaker 1:A lot of people had to live through it. Like a from you feel what I'm saying, so like to be able to survive and like to be able to talk about it and move on from it.
Speaker 2:That is a lot I'm gonna be real, like when you really think about it, if you remember. So I'm saying that, like now, I'm really thinking about that, like y'all remember the videos that was on youtube.
Speaker 3:Like were bodies in the back of the u-hawks. Yes, they couldn't take them to the hospital bodies in the house, so they have enough.
Speaker 1:Was that real? Was that real?
Speaker 2:Yes, that shit was real bro.
Speaker 1:Like it's people that you couldn't even go in the hospital Like a meat truck. Like, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:You couldn't even go in the hospital. I really think about that, Like how the fuck you can't go into a hospital.
Speaker 1:No, look, my wife was pregnant. My wife was pregnant, having my son, I couldn't be there.
Speaker 2:They picked certain people that they would take. That shit was real. If you were older, if you was fucking.
Speaker 3:I'm in Atlanta partying.
Speaker 2:Now I'm in Atlanta, never closed down that really did. Nigga was really clubbing in the show. I'm like check record this shit. Whole time silly vibing Biden, I know for that whole week I was fucked up and so crazy that way funny, but we were staying together, it was roommates and shit like this.
Speaker 1:Nigga never got sick, bro we was roommates and like this never got sick, bro, damn like never caught it. No, nothing. I'm like, bro. I'm he probably courted and just right, probably just aiming his immune system.
Speaker 2:I'm like this thing, that thing ain't go through and I'm like I'm in this room up yo, you, you.
Speaker 3:You cut a lot of people here, so like when you feel like damn my chair lit, I could cut whoever you know what's up for me, though I know anybody, I could cut whoever.
Speaker 2:I be so humble though it's niggas that not cutting celebrities charge more than me. Yeah, you know what I'm saying, but I'm just a humble person. I just love to do shit for the experience. You know what I'm saying. Connections, like I said, when I first started cutting hair, I DMed Jalen Ramsey. I was like, hey bro, I already knew my work ethic. I already knew, like Rob Markman, I'm going to get to that. Jalen Ramsey, my cuts are good. You know what I'm saying, I can cut. So I was like, hey bro, end up going to his where he was staying at, cut him, blast this shit Dang. Now he paying me every time. Right, like, see, I'm an OG barber, a lot of niggas like I was cutting for haircuts for $10. Yeah, like niggas really used to come to the fucking barber shop, get a haircut for $10, you grab the beard 15. That's really the most right now.
Speaker 2:It's so crazy. This is what I say about time. We done been through so much shit in life. It's like haircuts was really $15. Kids was $8. It's just like 50 to a bean now. Can you tell me 60 hours?
Speaker 1:I mean 60, man, my son's shit 30. So I know adults gotta be 50.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:How much you pay for your shit. Hey, this ball. You know he's sucking chocolate right there.
Speaker 3:You said Jalen Ramsey was maybe the first or the one that got it Like you felt like you was lit after Jalen Ramsey sat with you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was cutting Jalen Ramsey. You gotta think it's that Florida State at this point. Yeah, that was lit after Jalen Ramsey sat with you. Yeah, I was cutting Jalen Ramsey. You got to think it's that Florida State.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's lit that shit. He won the championship.
Speaker 3:You know what I'm saying and the way you got there was just by being yourself Just working out.
Speaker 2:Worked at Nick.
Speaker 3:You contacted him, reached out to him.
Speaker 2:They reached out and that boy and that was cut and I was cooked too, you told him, I'll cut it for free. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3:A lot of people don't understand I just want our people to hear this, because it'll show a young man that's starting off like oh I'll cut it, it don't happen overnight, it don't. It don't happen overnight.
Speaker 1:It, don't it? Don downplay the time you had your shit from where you started to get it to be glass. That part, so feel me, because that's an important time as well.
Speaker 2:I still got that screenshot that's it because it's like I knew my hustle. I was like I'm, I'm gonna be a barber, you know, let me call me every time. Then he plugged me in with the other players. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, and you gotta think like at that time, for the was fucking Florida State. Yeah, james Winston stealing crab legs you know what I'm saying. I'm saying, though, but that's what I'm really cutting these niggas like at the real time, but I probably said the biggest person.
Speaker 3:That's for real.
Speaker 2:That's real shit.
Speaker 3:That's real shit.
Speaker 2:That's funny as hell, though. But you know what, though A lot of them put this out there he was getting his crap ass for free. Yeah, I don't think nobody ever really put that out there. James Wilson's a real nigga. Yeah, he didn't want to get that person fired, okay.
Speaker 3:So he took it under the chin and was like hey, I'll take it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's cool man, for all this, really think about this, bro. You're the hottest fucking person in the fucking state, really the world at the time. Tell me how you saying butt so small? I was about to say that shit, that shit's the smallest shit. Yeah, man, that man was getting that shit. They get you, man, they get me shit for free, and I wasn't even a nobody. So I'm telling you like that shit there.
Speaker 2:It ain't real, but I hustled, bro. I was cutting Terrence Mann, Malik Beasley, Dwayne Bacon. I was cutting the whole basketball team and this is $10, $20. Dang. These house calls you know what I'm saying. But I hustled and then you know what I'm saying. God just blessed me, bro. I probably say the biggest person I feel like I cut are the most happiest person was Boosie Boosie Like to give Boosie a Boosie fade.
Speaker 1:You gave Boosie a Boosie fade. You see what I'm saying, man?
Speaker 2:that shit was sharp Yo that was sharp, yo, he's dying. See what I'm saying. Yeah, I see, no, no, no, that's probably like I'm gonna.
Speaker 1:I'm about his people, that's right, but to get a boosie uh boosie, famous like that's right if I, if, if I was a barber and I gave boosie, the boosie fade and and he looked in the mirror and said, boy, this right here got it.
Speaker 2:My hand was shaking, bro. I'm over here like, yeah, you can't fuck that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's one of the reasons I'm over here like I don't know why I was so nervous. But I'm like Look, look, you see this microphone, so my homeboy my homeboy is DJ.
Speaker 2:That's like Bobby Brown would never refer you to Boosie, not saying no hateful shit, because I don't want you to mess up your image if you fuck him up. Right, and that's what happened. We was in the backstage room, we was in Virginia and they did the Millennial Tour. I just like drunk as shit, like you look like you need one, he like shit. Come on. I said, oh shit, I'm going to grab myself into some shit Dang, I'm back, okay, boosie, boosie, fed bro, that's fire.
Speaker 3:That's fire bro Millennium tour, huh, millennium tour, yeah.
Speaker 2:So Boosie's probably my overall person, but my favorite cup I cut Lamar Jackson, oh yeah, and I'm a Ravens fan, so it's like the Cubs, yeah, your quarterback.
Speaker 3:That's fire. That's hot. I play with him every day on the game.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying. I call him.
Speaker 1:Lamar. What Cubs say I'm with Robert Crabb? He said I'm with Robert Crabb. Talk about Lamar Jackson. Yeah, I like Cubs. What that mean Robert Crabb Cubs? I don't know.
Speaker 2:I don't know that.
Speaker 1:I'm not gonna lie, I'm just saying Meme is a LeBar and he's one of his raps and shit.
Speaker 2:That boy, white Boy, was ready for that one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but he asked you what it mean, what? Look? You know what I'm saying. I had conversations with Robert Kraft about Lamar.
Speaker 1:Jackson. I said that's a lie. That speak for itself, Robert.
Speaker 3:Kraft, you owner of new, okay, patriot the flat. Oh, he was talking about what it's a scientific okay robert.
Speaker 1:So robert craft was talking about robert craft was talking to me about lamar jackson. Yeah, now he might want to travel.
Speaker 3:You see, he owns who he owned uh, he's trying to get him to go to the patriots, the patriots, he owned, the patriots oh, let me stop messing with you. He to the Patriots, to the Patriots, he on the Patriots. Oh, he said no, let me stop messing with you, yeah he on the Patriots.
Speaker 1:They got some money, man and power. You know that. Stop playing with uh, uh uh. No it ain't about cars.
Speaker 3:It's you, nigga you just bring it up. Look after cutting people like them. I guess now what you say. People hear your name. They try and call you to get a cut when they're around.
Speaker 2:Absolutely. People show up, people go mad like, bro, you in town, people be asking for your cuts. But it's like it be so crazy because it's like I'm humble bro, I answer all my DMs. So what's the cuts now? Like 50, 60. Like I said, what? And I can be charged more For real.
Speaker 3:Yo, we getting a cut by you right now, my little shit your clippers you got to go get them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they in Baltimore right now.
Speaker 3:They in the flat.
Speaker 2:but yeah, you would say that.
Speaker 3:No, I wish I knew. You said yo, you know what I'm going to leave my clippers.
Speaker 2:No, nigga, it was 10 o'clock and I guess they closed at 10 so they couldn't manually grab my shit, so I got to call their ass tomorrow.
Speaker 1:Rob Markman. So you even laying there like wilding out, you just being yourself laying in that how you feel about that, Because that's a big platform to be on Rob Markman. Wilding out is a blessing, Rob Markman. It's a big platform to be on Rob Markman Jr. Wild'n Out is a blessing. It's a blessing Rob Markman Jr. That's one of the biggest platforms on television.
Speaker 2:I never thought I was finally going to be on Wild'N Out. I'm being honest, I didn't even think I was going to make it. After we did the tryouts, nick Cannon personally came to us how we got. So Flemmi had tried out the year before and didn't make it. And we went to KOD. My homeboy AK shout out to my brother AK. He was like hey, go to KOD, nick Cannon up there. You know Nick Cannon, little bitches, go up there, go. You know what I'm saying, tap in with him. And so funny. He was like hey, bro, record me talking to Nick Cannon. You, my dog, I'm going to make sure you're good. So I'm recording. And Nick Cannon was like hey, when you going to try out again for Wild N Out, he was like shit, I'm ready right now, let's do it. And then he was like where the bitch nigga you be with?
Speaker 2:Right here I'm holding the phone. I'm like what's up, man, like you know what I'm saying. I was in awe Like I never thought I was, I never thought I would. Like I said you never know who's fucking watching, bro. So I'm like you talking about me. He's like, yeah, you too nigga. I'm like come try. I'm like all right, fuck it. So then we was trying out. I mean, funny, it was going separate, like we was just doing everything separate. But our chemistry like everybody knows us for being together all the time, you know what I'm saying. So Mechanic pulled it to the side and was like hey, y'all going to be a duo. Ain't, nobody ever did a duo on the show. Y'all going to be a duo, y'all do things together.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying. Y'all come out together, y'all going to be a duo. This could be y'all show if y'all really go crazy. And I was lying back. So then we went into doing that shit and then I was it was 58 people. Only six people made it. It was me funny. We end up making it Courtney. Courtney Beach I'm a girl. Courtney B, philip Hudson that's a man, you're Hudson. Little brother, or mash and kosher deals, like you know, saying like, and it was some like was some money bad mafia.
Speaker 2:I thought he should have made it. You know what I'm saying, I'm being real. It was some people who just fat man, fat and funny, he should have made it. I just never thought I was being honest.
Speaker 3:Shout out to Nick Cannon.
Speaker 1:I like what he's doing over there.
Speaker 3:He's pitting on his people and the way way you just explained, like the people that's on the show Even more dope. It's even more dope because it's just showing y'all keeping a circle tight around there and it's a family environment with y'all, absolutely, and they keeping the authenticity of like what's out there in the world All right. So what's funny? Bringing the culture? Let's bring them all along. We bring the culture. I love that.
Speaker 2:No he created shit for everybody. He created a platform to allow black people to sign. He's not even black, just period, period and he one of them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I fuck with that, we fuck with that type show man I fuck with that.
Speaker 3:I ain't got nothing bad about that man. He probably can't rap, but he good for the culture. Nah he good for the culture though.
Speaker 1:He got one hit Jiggalo that shit ain't no hit.
Speaker 3:Stop playing that shit. Cool, that's a hit. I'm a jiggalo who R Kelly I don't know Name another song 20 dollars.
Speaker 1:That's not a hit, bro, that shit song on $20. What's $20?
Speaker 2:$20.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:What song, nick Cannon's song we don't know. No, that's what I'm trying to tell y'all.
Speaker 3:How you even know that song. Shit you dirty what? Because?
Speaker 2:I'm a gigolo. Shut up, nick man. Let's stop with that.
Speaker 3:No, sean, sean's my guy man, let's get to these games, man.
Speaker 1:All right. So on, here we play these games. The first one is called Fast Track. This is where I say two things and you just pick one or the other. And because we in Atlanta I got to start with this one, damn, all right. So let's do it like this, because I was going to go crazy, but I don't want to go crazy.
Speaker 2:Go crazy.
Speaker 1:All right, we're going to start with this one, though. We're just going to start with this one. Yogati or Jeezy.
Speaker 2:Jeezy Only because I thought we Yogati. Jeezy Only because I thought we all got it. But Jeezy, when I was at barber school, like what was it? T103? Am I saying that right? The 103? Oh, you got it in person. Go ahead Like that's no, that got like I used to. The whole album got me through barber school. Like I used to really bump that shit, I mean in the motherfucking Red Camry 1992.
Speaker 3:Like old ass, take you back.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so like I was literally bumping that shit going to the barber school every day, so Jeezy that's just at the time of my life. That's all I listened to Hands down. I got the top.
Speaker 1:TM-103.
Speaker 2:Right yeah, TM-103. There we go All.
Speaker 1:Alright, let's go, monica or Keisha Cole.
Speaker 2:Keisha Cole. I'm with Keisha Cole, you know what I'm saying. Like Monica, huh, she definitely huh. Let's go, keisha Cole just different boy, when you create a song that like love, like you're going to play that forever. She has an endless song forever. That song will never get tired. It'll never stop playing. It'll never stop playing. It'll never stop getting hits.
Speaker 1:Love over why I love you so much though.
Speaker 2:How many times you hear why I love you so much, all the time, more than love.
Speaker 1:I mean, it's probably the same, I'm gonna be, honest.
Speaker 2:Monica. That's it. I'm being honest. Love, Monica, but love is just one of the ones man.
Speaker 1:I love that shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, all right, so all right.
Speaker 1:All right Um.
Speaker 3:I got one, let me do one. What I don't know, I'm still out of time. Corey, uh, what's his name? Corey Holmes?
Speaker 2:Corey Holcomb Corey.
Speaker 3:Holcomb. Aries Sparrows. I don't know who the fuck, aries Sparrows is Corey Holcomb or Aries Sparrows?
Speaker 1:Aries.
Speaker 2:Sparrows. I still don't know who that is, so I'm gonna say Corey Holcomb.
Speaker 3:The funny motherfucker With the New York hat and the tongue boots.
Speaker 1:Damn. Y'all know who Aries Sparrows is. Y'all know who Iris.
Speaker 2:Fierce is. Y'all know him. I probably gotta see his face. I'm not gonna Bro, he's funny as shit.
Speaker 1:Alright, so alright, let's go.
Speaker 2:My fella Corey Holcomb. That's my nigga, Corey.
Speaker 1:Holcomb or TK.
Speaker 3:Kirkland. There you go. That's a good one too. You stayed in that box, Huh.
Speaker 1:Y'all know who TK Kirkland. Is he young, I'm?
Speaker 2:younger, so I got to see a face he young. I'll give it to you too, Bro, when you get on that I give you a pass on both of them because you young TK who.
Speaker 3:TK Kirkland who raised you. I give you a pass on both of them.
Speaker 2:Show me a face. That's what I'm saying, though Just show me a face I give.
Speaker 3:They ain't big enough.
Speaker 1:I guess no niggas, but me I probably, you probably know they face that I got you. I got you some real shit, though.
Speaker 2:I got like eight nephews and nieces. I don't know all their fucking names.
Speaker 3:All right, here we go. I got no one for you. I got no one. Hey, real, I mean, I don't know. I got no one for you. Okay, talk to me know these names Martin Lawrence or Kevin Hart, okay, yeah, wrestling with his fingers. Yeah, yeah, no, no, try lightly. Fuck can't say I don't know them. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna go more, lawrence, because Martin created Everybody To this day, bro.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so the blueprint Kind of come from Martin. You know what I'm saying. The blueprint, they both innovative. I love Kevin Hart too. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2:I'm a big Kevin Hart fan, like a lot of people Like I know he he this, but he but that thing's creative.
Speaker 3:I'ma see how, i'ma see how, i'ma see how tapped in you are.
Speaker 2:You know what? I'm going to see? How tapped things. Are you ready?
Speaker 3:He look like Big Boogie. I got another one why he say TK Kirkland look like Big Boogie. He look like Big Boogie Yo.
Speaker 2:Big Boog. That my brother we done read that.
Speaker 1:I want an interview.
Speaker 3:Wow, he look like Big Boogie, though. I got another one for you. You got to know these names. Right here, man. Richard Pryor. Eddie Murphy big boogie, though, I got no one for you. You gotta know these names. Right here, man. Richard pryor. Eddie murphy eddie murphy dang I love richard pryor.
Speaker 2:Rich pryor, oh, he older than me, you know what I'm saying. So like not to say richard pryor, not him, he, him, but me. Growing up I watched eddie murphy like yeah, eddie murphy is just one of them goats. Yes, yes, think about that shit. Say what I see, I'll pay attention. The make sure they pay attention to know.
Speaker 3:I know.
Speaker 1:Harlem.
Speaker 2:Nights.
Speaker 3:Norbert, though All that come, all that comes from Richard Pryor man most of that stuff.
Speaker 1:Norbit though Harlem Nights. Norbit though Harlem Nights is genius, all that comes from Richard Pryor man Most of that stuff.
Speaker 2:All the switching of characters. You know what I'm saying. I just yeah.
Speaker 1:I watched it from Richard.
Speaker 3:Pryor as a kid like sitting around the old heads watching old movies.
Speaker 1:He's super special, bro, Eddie is special.
Speaker 3:Eddie tell them stories on Stand Up man, about his family. And that's where Eddie get me. You know what I mean. Richard Pryor, of course he had the time he put himself on fire and all that. But when Eddie started, talking about his uncle getting knocked out and a change coming out of his pocket, and all that.
Speaker 3:Richard Pryor was a little left, bro. We already knew that, but I ain't going there. And he got high, bro. We was too low. We already knew that, but I ain't going there. And he was a, and he got high, bro.
Speaker 1:We keeping it real on here Eddie Murphy is the GOAT.
Speaker 3:I don't care about nobody getting high or nothing, bro. That's not my point.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to make my career, you care about a nigga sucking a dick, though right Pause, bro.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's what he was on.
Speaker 1:That's what he Pryor was on, what you on, though.
Speaker 3:What you on Want to hear the truth.
Speaker 1:No, I don't care about all that, don't you run?
Speaker 3:away from the truth, nigga? No, you sit here and speak on Diddy every day, though I don't go into his details.
Speaker 1:Oh, how you know.
Speaker 3:Whoa, bro, you say Diddy name out your mouth every day, bro you bad, bad bro you bad.
Speaker 2:This boy say Diddy name every day in the joint.
Speaker 1:Where in the world did it ever say that Diddy suck the dick bro?
Speaker 3:Whoa, I just want to know, bro, we ain't going to do that, white boy.
Speaker 1:I just want to know.
Speaker 3:White boy, you trying to go viral today and we not going to do that shit, bro, I'm confused.
Speaker 2:Diddy ain't never seen it he got like 13 wristbands on his right wrist.
Speaker 3:Oh, show your.
Speaker 1:You know, that's from ACAB, my African homies.
Speaker 3:Some shit be just exposing itself. What's your freaky ass out here? What?
Speaker 1:you talking about? What's your freaky ass out here. Nigga his knee's out y'all.
Speaker 3:Hold on, nigga. There you go too far, nigga.
Speaker 1:There you go, nigga, there you go too far there you going too far, nigga.
Speaker 3:You fucked it up. He left that nigga hanging.
Speaker 1:No, but no White boy gonna leave my man hanging.
Speaker 3:The hip hop. Come on, bro, he was gonna shape up your beard and all that.
Speaker 1:I don't think. I don't think Diddy did that. I'm putting no smut on my man name. Yet Listen, man, I ain't think Diddy did that.
Speaker 3:I'm putting no smut on my man name yet Listen, man, I ain't say he did nothing, he on trial. Though he on trial, you be on there speaking on people, man.
Speaker 1:I'll be speaking the truth of what come out.
Speaker 3:I ain't gonna lie, though I've been to a party.
Speaker 1:Huh.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, Not like that you been to a party.
Speaker 1:You say, oh, no, no no, not like that.
Speaker 2:Oh wow, you went to a party.
Speaker 1:I went to a you can't. You say Diddy, and then the party you got to like explain a little bit.
Speaker 2:Nah them boy, be on some figure shit. Yeah, you know what I'm saying, like I don't put nothing past nobody. Yeah, we went to a party. It was QCP house, bro. I'm like, this is Atlanta. I'm like, bro, I ain't never been over here before, I ain't ever seen, no shit, an LA party in Atlanta. No, this was here, bro.
Speaker 2:So, he was like, hey, you got to put your phones up. I'm like this ain't giving me all my motherfucking phone, but this kiddie guard who was over here, you know, enforcing it. I'm like, damn this shit. Where the fuck? Why is this room? We're just red. It was Coleray, it's. Everybody was in that. Motherfucker. Coleray, Moneybag, lil Baby, damn, everybody could QC that boy.
Speaker 2:He not throw a party, but it wasn't no crazy shit. Like you know what I'm saying. It wasn't no freaky shit going on in there. At least they want no crazy shit. Like you know some one, no freaky shit going on in there. Like Lisa, I didn't know.
Speaker 2:So it was a dude. He took my girl Down, baby to my girl from me. She's. Now I want one this room, you know since I'm like shit, so I'm ready to go lie if it's leave here by yourself. So we go to the room the ski, oh no, you can't come in here. I'm like Shit, I really don't want to come here. I just try to get my bitch and we leave. Whatever he be like oh nah.
Speaker 2:So then the head of the kid just happened to walk. I said, well, if it was meant for me to go in this room, I'd be in there. He's like oh nah, what the fuck you mean you trying to be smart with me? I'm saying Soon, I promise soon, as I said that the head of the kitty walked over Fats. What the fuck you doing out here, go in. I said see, motherfucker, like respectfully, he was so hot bro. I'm like bro, you taking your job too serious right now. Bro, walk in there, bitch them niggas. Gambling Gamble house. It was a whole gamma house Dang Not to you, not bear the Amicus gambling a hundred thousand dollars in world, I believe.
Speaker 1:Play your shit.
Speaker 3:I'm like play a shit to the max.
Speaker 2:You hear me in to the man, a hundred Bands a roll, like that's how they was doing, just gambling.
Speaker 3:Go ahead party. A hundred bands a roll, that's all they was doing, just gambling. Go ahead party. Don't even worry about them over there, we over here rolling dice Rolling bro.
Speaker 2:I'm like what the fuck? Going home, Richard and I came in that mind seeing that shit was just different. Bro, niggas gambling 100,000.
Speaker 1:Hey, bro them niggas.
Speaker 2:And you already know how niggas be deep around that shit.
Speaker 3:It's all the niggas. They know his number. I'm like You'll hear that shit and be like, yeah, I got 50. Because I heard someone you hear 42, doug talk about it and be like, yeah, but no, they dead serious, bro, that shit dead serious.
Speaker 2:That's how they met each other. Yup, when I'm just looking like oh my God, these niggas really doing this shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they really doing it.
Speaker 2:So I turn, little baby bumped me. I'm like damn brother. So I'm like what the fuck? Like he bumped me hard. I'm like what the fuck? And he like, oh my bad, big bro. I, I was just sitting there like little baby right here. Right, he was like shit, let me put you on the thigh. I said dang, they really gambling this shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, they gonna bet that paper now.
Speaker 2:So how much you put down again? I ain't putting down shit. I don't know. I don't know. Shit me, I'm boiling my rent, my house, for coal At one time. Yeah, I'm going to cut you. No bullshit, bro Bro.
Speaker 3:I'm going to hunt a stack of road bro.
Speaker 1:God damn, that's a whole double level.
Speaker 3:Let's get the one. Gotta go, man One gotta go.
Speaker 1:This is a little different. I'm going to say four names and you're going to choose one to go, but when they go, they whole existence go. Right so everything about them go. Even the people that they signed under them go. We're going to do this like Lil Baby, lil Durk, slime and Pluto One got to go.
Speaker 2:Lil Baby Durk Slime Pluto, uh-huh.
Speaker 1:Hmm.
Speaker 2:I probably say Lil Durk. Okay, I'm not a big Durk, I fuck with Durk. You know what I'm saying? Nothing against him, but I can't say I just play Lil Durk every day. Poodle, you're going to listen to Future, right? Sure, you're going to listen to Future. Lil Baby. You're going to listen to Lil. Did we say Lil Baby or no? Yeah, you said Lil Baby, yeah Baby.
Speaker 2:Yeah you're going to listen to Lil Baby. Lil Baby got some shit. Then he got what, rallo? He got motherfucking. What's my other boy, rallo Rodriguez? What's the other young boy you got?
Speaker 1:What's my other young boy you?
Speaker 2:got what's the other boy? Oh fuck.
Speaker 1:Hold on 42. No.
Speaker 2:Not 42. Nigga from Detroit, right, he from Detroit.
Speaker 1:No 42 from Detroit, yeah.
Speaker 2:But who?
Speaker 1:Fuck man, he got Rallo Rodriguez. That's the nigga from Louisiana. Damn what's the?
Speaker 3:other nigga though R10. Is he under?
Speaker 2:R10? Yeah on R10. What's the other? Is he under him though?
Speaker 3:Lil Baby, the one that's on R10? I think so.
Speaker 2:Nah, what's the other name, bro he?
Speaker 3:might be independent.
Speaker 2:It's not, it's Rock. They on the same song together.
Speaker 3:He do songs with all the guys Is it.
Speaker 1:VZ. Who it ain't Vizzy Is Vizzy at home, you talking about Vass I think he is under baby.
Speaker 3:I think he under baby. They can't be fucked with or whatever.
Speaker 1:And then who?
Speaker 3:was the other person that said I like how they moving, though I ain't going to lie. I like how they moving, they making it like a university.
Speaker 2:Rollo, I mean, you said a little bit.
Speaker 1:Rollo, Baby Pluto and Slom Thugger is.
Speaker 2:Thugger boy.
Speaker 3:Thugger is Thugger. I got four. Let's go Um, chris Tucker.
Speaker 2:Okay, I was about to say give me a comedian. There we go.
Speaker 3:Tracy Morgan.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Chris Tucker, tracy, morgan, cat Williams, ooh and Mike Epps.
Speaker 1:That's a great four Fuck.
Speaker 2:Chris Tucker, tracy, morgan Tracy, morgan Mike.
Speaker 3:Epps Cat Williams. Mike Epps Cat.
Speaker 2:Williams, mike Adams, cat Williams, chris Tucker, tracy, morgan yeah, cat Williams, cat Williams, oh my gosh, nigga, you just swallowed your spit three times.
Speaker 3:Yeah, take some water. Tracy Morgan, you find me up, tracy Morgan.
Speaker 1:Mm-mm. I Morgan. You find me up, tracy Morgan.
Speaker 3:I think you just bumped your head. You bumped your head.
Speaker 2:You bumped your head, bro, tracy Morgan, chris Tucker, probably got to go before Tracy Morgan. No no no.
Speaker 1:Every time I think of Chris Tucker. Bro, he was good. I'm tripping now. Now I'm tripping. I just threw the one throw that. I said no you tripping.
Speaker 2:Money talks.
Speaker 1:I threw the one move that I said I'm tripping, I don't give a fuck, that's Friday.
Speaker 2:Yeah, chris Tucker's safe, chris Tucker's safe.
Speaker 3:Chris Tucker's safe on the list. Safe, I don't want to say tracy, tracy god, though tell me y'all, and you might be right.
Speaker 1:You thought about it, you analyzed that my boy, yes, okay, you know what that? First time, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2:Let me say really, cat williams ain't going nowhere. So I gotta say tracy, only because he can't go nowhere, cat williams came the game for real.
Speaker 3:I did real.
Speaker 2:I did a comedy show with Trey the Truth. Shout out to my brother Trey the Truth. We did a comedy show. It was Cat Williams. He just brought out Dave Chappelle or whatever. So I got to open up.
Speaker 3:You're the only nigga that's still acting the same character from his first movie.
Speaker 2:I always be shirtless. You know what I'm saying. I always be shirtless, you know what I'm saying. I always be shirtless. And Cat Williams came out and he was like. I said hey, cat, let me get a picture with you. Cat Williams was like hey, nigga, you shirtless, nigga, you about to be the only one shirtless. The nigga took off his chain, jacket, shirt and took a picture with me shirtless. Real, nigga, damn, I never like. That shit Is something I'll never forget, bro. I'm like Cat Williams, the goat bro. Then my homeboy, he tried to take a picture. He said no, I'm gonna put my clothes.
Speaker 3:Back on first.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I heard how he Like that, really like that, right there that Tell him how he Gave Mac that lamb.
Speaker 3:Gave Mac a whole lamb chop. Yes, he did A lamb bolognese.
Speaker 1:Like here.
Speaker 3:And Air 50 cash, bro, 50 cash on top of it, not if I would care he different he different bro, Real shit. Talking about yeah, the shoe Different bro, that was heavy, yeah. But yeah, let's do one more. Let's do like two more. I know you got one more in here, let's go, let's go.
Speaker 2:Ice Spice, lado Glowrilla, sexy Red, one gotta go. Ice Spice Lado Felvillado. Lado Cool Glowrilla, that's my nigga. Fuck with Glow, that's my nigga. It's so funny because I did a video of cool Glow Rhythm that's my nigga. Fuck with glow, that's my nigga. It's so funny because I did a video with glow and everyone's like I should have grabbed her ass. And I'm like bitch, I ain't finna, grab her ass. I got to show you that shit, pull it up, go to my ground. Everyone's like, yeah, pull it, but glow, cool as fuck. I did an episode with her on Wildin' Out and then every time she see me, she always make sure I'm good. And then Sexy Red, I fuck with Sexy Cool, me and her DJ real close, my boy Gotti he, cool as fuck. So yeah, I don't know nothing about her, but I fuck with her. Ain't no disrespect, appreciate it, brother. But like, yeah, I expect I got to go, I got relationships with these people.
Speaker 3:I really I got two more questions for you, though. Who's somebody you can see getting in your hair sitting in your chair and you cutting their hair. Next, who you think who's somebody you want of here. Next, who you think so who's somebody you want cut.
Speaker 2:There you go why don't you cut Drake?
Speaker 3:right.
Speaker 2:Drake on them. People brought like learning from the grassy, like, yeah, I've been a, I'm a fan as one the grassy I'm a fan. That's when niggas be like boy, you get in my chair. Why cut Drake bitch, I don't give a fuck. Nobody say like I fuck with Drake heavy, I fuck with Kendrick too. You know what I'm saying. But Drake is just. That's one of them. People that I used to sing his song all the time In high school, not knowing music, ain't really knowing words, or words are even meant, but I was singing Drake, so I say Drake.
Speaker 3:Name a few, here you go.
Speaker 2:I'll probably read the only one, though. For real, for real, somebody I really like, I want to, couldn't I be glad to do it? Yeah, drake For free, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:All right, all right, all right who you can see yourself working with in the comic world. Like probably doing a collaboration.
Speaker 2:I'm blessed, dog. You know what I'm saying. That's one thing I can always say People just fuck with me because of who I am. I'm a blessing. I don't never be like that People, be like damn.
Speaker 1:I didn't think you'd be like that.
Speaker 2:I be kicking shit so it't never be like people.
Speaker 3:be like damn man. I didn't think you'd be like that, like I be kicking shit. So it's like you never know who watching this. You never know.
Speaker 2:Real shit, Like I mean.
Speaker 3:I did a video.
Speaker 2:I did a skit with Shaq Like and Shaq was like yeah, please, that's heavy video twice at that.
Speaker 1:Like he shared the collaboration, then he posted his shack a real one shack a real one, yeah, real one, cool as um. You might have got that, you might. You might have, could have cupped that. John, I ain't all front. You might have, could have cupped that joint are you looking at the video?
Speaker 2:yeah, you might have, could have everybody, you guys might have everybody let me see, I should Everybody, everybody.
Speaker 1:Everybody. I should have grabbed it.
Speaker 2:Everybody said you should have grabbed it. I'm like I don't know I'm reviving, wait, wait wait.
Speaker 1:That's a nice little cup Under there too, I ain't going front.
Speaker 2:That's funny. Everybody said, everybody said, but she followed me after that.
Speaker 1:That's fire, though she followed me after Just to have that In your archive. That's fire, bro.
Speaker 2:She cool as shit, bro me. After that that's fire, though she felt like just to have that in your archive. That's fire, brother.
Speaker 1:No, she cool shit, but I wouldn't did it, don't like, everybody was like but he's supposed to grab a little bit ass, even like people even happen to say that though that's fire. Yeah, like I'm saying, just a head like Danny but she cool is gonna grab it yeah, niggas really like fuck whatget, or am I supposed?
Speaker 2:to say that Small person.
Speaker 3:This nigga put me on the spot. I take that back. Man, we gonna cut this. I thought that midget yeah.
Speaker 2:I did yeah.
Speaker 1:A small person right.
Speaker 2:Yep, little person. Yeah, yeah, yeah, little person. I'm sorry you gotta say that, why not?
Speaker 3:I'm done with this nigga man. Watch the white bull sign. I'm fucking up, man.
Speaker 2:I'm fucking up bro, I'm fucking up bro Yo man, oh shit, I was like all right, I did that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I did that he only took her out for a little something to eat.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was a little something.
Speaker 2:I'm a baby, though I ain't gonna lie. I fuck with her.
Speaker 1:How was the experience? Man, you know who you are. How was that experience?
Speaker 2:man, we know who you are. Yeah, I fought with you, but she cut me off. I don't know why I should call her. I should call her after this. Yeah, man.
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Speaker 1:I had a great time.
Speaker 3:Great time. Yes, that's the barber. That's just sneaky crazy. I know you could go in a little bit more because I heard so much in the kitchen, but I'm not going to speak on it. Speak. About somebody rolling across the street. You know what I'm saying. We just gonna keep it Real cordial Because it's the Really the most podcast Y'all fucking chill Y'all.
Speaker 1:Y'all tell the world I'm a real nigga. So I met a girl.
Speaker 2:She fine as fuck, I met her Rolling across. She fine as fuck, I met a rolling car street, she in the wheelchair.
Speaker 1:Right, I'm white boy D2, y'all she fine as fuck she look good.
Speaker 2:I show all the niggas over here I say y'all she look. But like I be having questions.
Speaker 1:She not lying. I'm telling y'all this is not a setup, this is not a joke, it's not a line, it's not a punchline, it's a dead ass.
Speaker 3:I would not be here laughing like this. She definitely looks amazing.
Speaker 2:She's a fine ass girl in a wheelchair. There's nothing wrong with that. I get to help you with your legs.
Speaker 3:She can't walk away from you two.
Speaker 2:I'll hide her wheelchair. If she ever fucks with me wrong, she can't walk away from you too, I'll hide her wheelchair if she ever fuck with me wrong. She ever get some wheelchair.
Speaker 3:I'm hiding the wheelchair. It's the Road to the World's podcast man.
Speaker 1:You're going to get us. I'm done, man. It's the Road to the World's podcast Y'all going to get us banned off. Youtube. Man, Y'all think it's crazy. Man, I didn't think it was Yo.
Speaker 3:Yeah, y'all help a room across the street Yo.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, so listen man.
Speaker 3:Help a room across the street. We gotta do our drops. Listen, man, let's do our drops. Hey man, it's the Real or the Most podcast. Make sure y'all follow Fats man.
Speaker 1:Fats the barber, y'all Go tap in.
Speaker 3:And when I see this guy is really a unique person.
Speaker 1:Man, yeah, Funny man, yeah, man Tap in man Genuinely Authentic.
Speaker 3:Look, look, he not even selling this shit. This shit is for real Fats, like get with him, man Fats.
Speaker 1:Fats the barber. He said he cut hair for Cut hair, a DJ Jack of all trades.
Speaker 3:Man, the jack of all trades, he cooking. But the haircut part is not only the, that's the part that's killing me, because he gave Boosie a Boosie fade. You could give Boosie a Boosie fade. Cut little Cut young MA and then go cut such and such down the street with a regular cut, and that's thorough, you feel me?
Speaker 1:Yeah, then fly out, do an episode a while and now you just never know with this nigga, yeah, not even that.
Speaker 3:You know some people get too important, whereas though, you know, I don't cut regular niggas. Right you know what I'm saying. I'm booked with such and such.
Speaker 1:Flo Rida could be calling me every week. Bro, I got to go. Yeah, we charging him up.
Speaker 3:Some people fake busy after they cut somebody here bro.
Speaker 1:We charging Flo.
Speaker 3:Rida up, you charging Flo up.
Speaker 1:Yeah bro.
Speaker 3:No, that's people's.
Speaker 2:That's family flow. That's family. Shout out to Flo, my boy Shout out to Flo, my boy Shout out to Flo.
Speaker 1:Shout out to Flo, we charging you up, skate that shit, look painted on me Book us Skate.
Speaker 3:We got. Charger why he charging up, yeah, he taxing. You know what I mean? Yeah, this the Rilla, the Boost podcast man. I'm Rilla.
Speaker 1:I'm WhiteboyD2A.
Speaker 2:I'm Faster Barber, let's get it. You already know, let's get it. I'm WhiteBoyD2A.
Speaker 3:We don't fast above, let's get it. You already know.
Speaker 1:Let's get it Really the Moose Podcast.
