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The fellas sit down and chop it up, but then an unexpected guest sneaks into the radio station!? Don't trip he was rad.

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hey hey welcome to another episode of palm trees in progress presents on NBC kcaa 102.3 FM 106.5 fm. and 10:50 a.m.

in the Inland Empire in worldwide on all stre platforms I'm your host Eric savior Soul sor and join with us as always is

the better half of the show Andrew Berkeley big dog

tovares yo yo how's it going man look looking good Andrew's looking

good as prug as always Andrew is looking good yo yo how's it going man what's up

can you hear me yeah yeah we can hear you you're sounding good looking good and also with us we have our senior

correspondent Jose Louise gon which I recently found out I smell I spelled

wrong which I I spell wrong so uh my my bad on that test one too yeah yeah yeah

yeah so how how how is everybody doing doing good man good that's it's

another Tuesday we're here so the good The Good Vibrations oh so we all got a little bit of the Good

Vibrations uh as always we got a great show planned for all the listeners uh we'll be chopping up going over some

news articles uh that we read and uh pretended to you know pretended to read as well some skimming uh and then also

we'll be getting into our newer segment uh questions from redit uh it's kind of I think right now I was leaning more

towards our um dating advice so we're going to be like palm trees in progress

uh a dating advice hotline little little something like that right getting that

all the lovers ready for Valentine's Day which is coming up Andrew what are you guys you and the misses doing is it a

surprise uh or did you just remember right now when I said it no no no it's not a surprise but we're

going to go see the new Captain America movie so we're going to go check that out that'll be fun and then we'll go to

an Italian restaurant that we like the new captain under what what's the new Captain

America movie am what's that do you know I cannot hear you the new Captain America movie was Oh Oh Harrison Ford

are we talking Harrison Ford in it is he I have not even sure he is I

actually know what he's talking about I'm just pretending like I didn't know well what

so Jose do you know what you're doing with the misses for uh it's Valentine's every day man oh what a great answer

that's a great answer they go like this water comes out they go like this lights

turn on got provide dude that's right yeah I'm getting a little feedback on the on the mic Eric yeah yeah me too me

too I'm trying to figure it out but let's uh keep trekking through while while we figure it out w our audio

engineer gets to it yeah yeah as he gets to it why don't you guys catch up a little bit how was your weekend Super

Bowl plans also shout out to Jose for his uh awesome NFL hat so uh loving that

right now 59 years the story give give them the story behind this uh referees

uniform I think it I got fired from a Foot Locker and I kept the uniform no um

that's a pretty good story uh yeah so my new well it's been God quite a few years

now but my NFL team is the refs I root for the refs so 59 straight years where

we will represent would send another team to the Super Bowl so nobody talks about that dynasty just saying and you

know what's what's it's it's such a committed love for the referees um it's all across all

across the boards of every sport it's not just football cuz there's no favoritism here you you re you know and

love the referees in WWEF uh and then I think you're the only one that shouts out the referees for

XFL so a thing and then and then the linger Ray Football League too is what was that one that Moises moano man came

out of the Pack 12 or pack 10 now but it's you know kind of have a weird release but yes I love getting people

with that one dude that's always the best they're like oh really I'm like yeah just follow him man just you know he made it to the league let's Go Gotta

Love It who are you rooting for Andrew uh well my money's on the Eagles

nice dude I'm definitely rooting for the Eagles uh I think uh well Antonio's uh

sister is dating an Eagles fan and he isn't he well he's not hated by their

family but they're just all big New York Giants fans so by default they're they got a big rival read there but uh I'm

I'm going to jump in and just follow him because I also don't like the Giants so I'm Eagles sounds like the capulets and

the monteu so uh yes yes I I I'm I'm aware of what you're speaking of should

we ask her reading for I'm rooing I'm taking the over under

on Taylor Swift bets of how many times she's gonna be on the Jumbotron so I don't know if anyone wants to get some

hot action check it out at palm trees in progress on

Instagram well allegedly I'm rooting for the Eagles sequan to get over 80 yards

uh a Brown to get over 25 receiving yards Patrick Mahomes one touchdown pass

and 200 plus passing yards allegedly what's the bet on that and what's the what's the tasty score after what's the

viig looking like using terms like me let's go it's going to be a $217 payout

my guy let's go oh yeah know I put like 30 cents uh on that bet when I was in uh

Arizona the past week so I that was like my early bet just you know hey you know what here's 30 let me

just see what this does $27 hey well that like I'm not a mathematician but that more than doubles your uh what you

initial bet so let's go dude easily easily let's go what about you uh Jose

who you going for ref's baby which right now I God I was appalled by the fact that they're getting accused of being

Chiefs uh you know fans I guess I don't know I like the way you word it it's the

same thing with Brady dude come on man you got to give credit where credits D if you don't like it beat him that's it plain and simple o there you go oh Wow's

kind of hard to beat him when the refs are changing the game they I think the refs got better Andrew they said the

same thing about Brady dude they used to say the same thing about Brady I think the referees got better in their timing

they know exactly how to just extend the worst timing possible it'll be like a 1

minute 29 one minute 29 seconds and they're going to put a flag to get a whole new fresh of four downs it Ju Just

let the boys play just let the boys be boys slam uh you know Andrew I don't

know if you've seen these things on Instagram um that uh a lot of the and

don't forget you guys could watch us live on Kar radio.com the live stream and then uh you'll see you know Jose's

sick uh gear and his NFL hat and then I'm looking pretty cool in my element

shirt shout out to element shop but uh Andrew for like on Instagram a big thing that I've been noticing is uh when

parents post a photo of their babies and like let's say it's like a big baby like a a lot of pounds birth um I saw like

the Detroit Lines were like dibs and like under other NFL franchises have been like dibs under under just like

that's awesome yeah that's pretty awesome but you know that kind of got us going a little bit about like um oh

let's see if we recognize any other baby photos of like I guess I got the

celebrities queued up but uh I think it'd be a fun little game on the air right now was like oh we can guess which

baby celebrity it is so I'm I'm going to get the screen ready uh for Andrew to uh be able to check out if there's any

celebrities but uh baby celebrities but Andrew were you in town this weekend Jose oh no let's recap of Royal Rumble

before we get that going the WWE roller Rumble I you know what I didn't go to uh

another event you invited me to it's okay I knew Andrew was in Arizona so I didn't even you know is that why we didn't get

a text is that why we didn't get a text till today I didn't want to I know Andrew probably would have

been like hey we got to go he would have made it happen but I mean I gave him a

24-hour notice it's like gez he's on last minute I'm like dude it's like 48 hours that was about 29

hours but uh how was the WWE it was good man good turn out had had some fun had

uh we kind of uh I don't know what they call it but we you put numbers down then you kind of you pay into it whatnot pool

yeah kind of like a pool I guess is that what it's called so yeah we drew numbers and made it fun dude so it was cool man

I thought John Cena was going to pull it out but unfortunately he didn't man so oh so who who recap was on like who were

the celebrities that showed up uh there was some streamer kid um Kai k Kai okay

okay I don't think any of us know I don't know speed something all right yeah oh I've heard him heard of him yes

I think they call him and then that was it really for the for the men's um but yeah it wasn't there wasn't too much of

a surprise I think but uh yeah it was cool man it was a you know who won who

won who's who's and for the listeners who may not know about the WWE rules brother that who wins the Royal Rumble

gets a shot at the heavyweight champion belt Down The Road to WrestleMania

brother just if y'all thought I was a poser I know what's up did I money in

the bank baby let's go so uh I think it was it J J I got confused Jay Uso one of

the Usos one J Uso W yeah well while we're on that do something I've been wanting to do for uh with the show for a

while even with guests um shout out to Tris from last week is I think it'd be fun for us to go around and do our

wrestling uh like spot like you know try like what would your wrestling promo be

uh before like a cage fight or whatever fight that you guys would be doing like I would love to hear that and then even

with our guests like to have them do that like be hilarious improv so uh you know since I brought it up I could go

first but I don't want to does anyone does anyone feel the desire I think you have to lead the way okay 100% example

all right yeah it's your brother savior Soul oh

Soro oh so yo A Bear River do you know

what that means I am going to be shredding water and splashing them out

at this DLC Tables Ladders and Chairs match this

backlash let's go uh who was coming who they think they're going to take me Lita

Lita from The Hardy Boys I don't think so I think just by age and how younger I

am I have that in the back so let me hear my oor Ros out there and

they're going to just be like splash splash splash that's their noise that they make when they want to splash splash splash I think they should go

oh that's a pry and then I take my shirt off and

then I have my belt out like that so that that would be mine uh gentlemen God

you say I think we should just let Eric get this one for yeah 100% I'm good oh was that too long yeah that was great

man Jesus Christ you did a good job yeah you've been waiting to do that I'm so weding no I want okay I I'm I I promise

listeners stay tuned because I am GNA call them out one by one by one I will

call them out slim jim get at me I would say about halfway through your

introduction I was like this would be a lot funnier if we don't end up doing it and it's just him dang it and you know what I'm I'm

I'm dying over here I'll tell you right now I'm good oh man there's no way I got any of that

well okay I'm over here crumbling on the air thank you for tuning in to palm trees and progress presents as always

and um let's go ahead and I think I got these uh photos queued up let's see

let's see hey why you do that real quick Eric um just want to give a shout out man I

just got a text uh my boy's listening man so uh we uh yeah man uh won't put

too much out there but just know that oh you got a text that someone's listening yeah go ahead ask them on air what they

thought about my wrestling promo all right so uh we'll find out what that is so yeah reply back to that big guy uh

you know who you are man I don't want to put you out there brother but uh again man it was a moment today bro and love you man just uh know that we're uh you

know step by step dude we're going to get this going and uh take those two weeks man refresh and uh I want some

banging stuff coming my way bro so uh but yeah we love you bro there we go

there we go um Eric I was going to say a new segment that I thought about was what if we started calling people up you

know not that we got to like give them a heads up but just calling people trying

to get them just on the air because uh I text to you guys earlier about trying to get one of my buddies on uh he he

listened last week and I was thinking man it would be so to spontaneously call him get him to answer and then we just

get you know that raw like a raw uh radio like I've always dreamed of doing that just being like

hey and then we could do like oh you just won a contest something like along those lines you know P somebody get that

reaction I listen to like another like there was a dating show one I forgot what it was called they call um Ryan's

Ros perhaps no not that one it's better it's like take that

Ryan it's like they follow up uh somebody from goes on a date they call the radio show they say hey I haven't

heard back from this person can we call them on my hair oh yeah you sent me this one that was a

banger that one was hilarious I'm like dang that was good and that guy was like no she's just too much he's like she

wants to do too many things she wants to go on walks she wants to and it was just great I think we had to do one of those

I yeah that does sound really good uh we we'll get the numbers in line so we could do that next week or something but

uh I was scared about your guest that you talked about today I I uh I just assumed we were just going to hear um

Code Orange stories or stuff like that like so I was like I don't I don't know

no I don't know if we could call it would be like it' be like them doing like funny stuff because he's 30 or he's gonna turn 30 this year he's uh so

sounds like a young gentleman sounds like a young gentleman for sure young guy we hang out with him all well he's Victoria's roommate so like I was

staying with him last week in Arizona uh and they were in the other room and I was recording the show so he was like

dude that'd be so fun to be on the show I'm like yeah man I'll try to like next time you guys are in California we'll go to the radio station um but like today

since we didn't have a guest I'm like man we could just call him up get him to share some funny stories or it doesn't

have to specifically be be about that he's a funny guy so you can just roll with it but yeah I texted him I said hey

do you you got any funny Army stories and he was like I can think of some but I didn't trigger either someone's a slow

text her all right so I teased the segment a little bit ago let's go ahead and see if

Andrew uh can you see my screen Andrew I got you yeah okay so let's see if you

can tell which baby this is can you see that baby on the screen J that is Jay-Z wow okay well okay let's see let's try

to share the mic let's see if we can get this around the room all right let's see if we can tell Jose this one's yours

let's see if we can test this check this one oh man let me

see it kind of looks like was it like for what's homie Fel maybe I don't know

Andrew you got any guesses

John Legend dang ding ding ding ding ding D really yeah ad you got ad you got

two in a row all right gotta get this one okay okay okay okay uh I'll do the

first guess uh since I didn't I didn't get guesses on the other ones all right here we go here we go um let's go this um what is uh is

that uh is that Rosio Donald is that Rosie O'Donald uh you got

any guesses uh Jose looks like Sloth from The Goonies ah is it Sloth from The

Goonies is it Sloth from The Goonies oh man who who is this one

Andrew you got any guesses I I said I I think I said Honey Boo Boo d uh

Metro young metro boomman metro boomman oh a do you recognize that cute

baby boy is that who is

that okay let's go to the next one maybe we'll go back let's see who is this one who is this future

anti-semitic and who is that um is that you that one

is bird got him uh I guess yay I guess I guess he goes by yay now uh I love all

my Adidas that's hilarious that's some Kanye so let's go back to that last one let's see if we can try to figure f it out together who is this so I said

Roseanne it wasn't Roseanne you said Sloth from The Goonies yeah

uh hope you're not putting me on blast uh oh ding ding that is weird d ding ding

ding ding ding ding you got you got baby photoed

fool talk about new segments

baby for the for is that thing I'm sorry listeners for for that last one I know

it might have been hard to uh follow along but we were showing baby photos to when the last one that came up was it

was Andrew this might be a new segment see Andrew got baby photoed food hashtag

baby photo food so it looks like September 20th 1996 at 11:12 p.m. 8 lb

11 oz 19 in he's getting docked baby and I don't know what theb 11 o almost nine

dang dude I was a 10B baby dude my poor mom and my dad I guess sorry Dad dang my

dad or my dad yeah my dad was 146 I think yeah he's still a big dude I don't

know why I R I randomly got that picture today from my dad he goes hey guess who this is I'm like I have no clue and he

said Andrew I said what and then he sends me the back of it I don't know where he got it but what yeah it's

hilarious that's a weird looking baby yeah and and I mean honestly we dude

show prep show prep baby how many people do you think said

oh my gosh he's so cute but didn't mean it I mean but didn't mean it like that's

such a cute baby but like what's why you look like that why does you look like rosean I think someone

said that's hilarious oh man I I wish I wish one of the family members would have been in the background and and just

like oh Andrew why is there why your baby photo off the screen at first when you said that

random name I like no I was like there's something behind this I like there's got to be something behind this and then you

showed it again I'm like those do look like the colors of I I feel like I see that like those colors in a lot of my

baby pictures so that's kind of triggered me a little love it oh man what a what a

great time to be alive you were tuned to palm trees and progress presents on NBC KCA don't forget to check us out on uh

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palm trees in progress we got videos we're going to be doing some new skits and sketches on there as well and uh hey

Andrew uh I don't know if you see online but like we have this cool little like graphic that I'm kind of pointing at

it's it's a little bit below me and then like it's palm tree a little animation on the side it looks pretty sick it's

getting wavy in a little bit of in and out baby let's go you you'll see that later you'll see that later all everyone

watching the live stream they get it and uh for all you uh listening and driving around Stay Stay driving around safely

let's go dude speaking of driving around my alarm's going off my car right

currently yeah you have like a smart thing yeah you can go run and grab it I check it out yeah yeah I mean out here

in San ber and Deo knowing him he probably didn't even he probably didn't

even lock it say speaking to the dino though I heard that um Kendrick Lamar just shout out he gave a big shout out

to the I and the doo uh last night on the I think on the

Grammys yeah on the Grammys shouted out IE s brandino it did seem like they were

forced out it was like the iie came and then also sanino was like and sanino uh

one one of The Producers he works with a lot uh hit booy he's a multi-g Grammy award-winning uh producer he's actually

out here from the IE too uh hit boy W yeah yeah yeah he uh I I mean just

listening to hip-hop growing up I always kind of saw his production on cool artist out here and then um I think the

one of the bigger collaborative joints that he did was uh that Watch the Throne

album with Jay-Z and Kanye he produced uh almost the whole

album damn I didn't know that shut up yeah shout out hit boy shout out the iie

it's pretty cool I mean let's go dude let's go right he hey hey and Beyonce

she she won the best uh country album of the Year pretty awesome let's go and

didn't she win like singer or album of the year as well what was the other one I'm Sor outside of it I thought she won

another one too she won like uh the year okay yeah I think so because I did hear she cleaned up I did she hear she

cleaned up a bunch of uh awesome you know Awards and good for her definitely deserved it um I thought it was really

cool Taylor Swift was there to uh give her the award for the country album of

the uh year one at least and I thought that was pretty funny seems like everything came Full Circle Dude do you

see this guy okay I think there's a that time you

can see me like probably get pale a little bit and like thrown

back hey that was so awesome to watch him walk put it on different different

look and I'm like Eric that doesn't really look like J anymore dude I

thought I thought the grandfather from Boondocks and the father from uh from

Friday passed away is this a TV hey hey how's it going uh hey what's

your what's your name man uh we got a stranger walking in studio um this is a little scary but you know just so we

make it through this together listeners and Andrew hello let's just have him as a guest hey how's it going what's your

name man my name is Fernando Nar soas hey hey Fernando how's it going man are

you doing good welc welcome to the show how how did you get in here okay so I see a guy come in all the time he say he

a senior correspondent he no senior

correspondent he's the guy you know like come on man he he's so so I'm I'm sorry

uh uh I forgot your name already I'm sorry but uh Fernando sir Fernando Narciso Diaz can I call you sir F you

can call me Fernando son okay sorry Fernando uh sir Fernando uh so what

you're saying is he's too young to be a senior correspondent I see him all the time I say hey you you're no senior

correspondent man and right now I I I I locked his car

I you locked his car Fernando what is that is he is he still in the car I I

don't know so you locked do you have his keys uh uh are you police no no no no no

no no no uh uh as as far as I'm concerned uh F12 you know is that a hot

take unless unless I need them then forget that what I just said yeah I don't know okay so I don't want plus

what was 10 plus two TW 12 huh 12 yeah there you go yeah so okay you're right I

don't want you to say anything uh you know condemning on the air or or anything like that so uh right now yeah

yeah you're right okay well kind of do you know what the do you know what podcasts are no NE neither do I I I

listen to radio all the time oh cool what is what is your station you seem like a krock kind of guy no no no come

on man I listen to uh the SOI stations

and uh I listen to UHA that's a good one you know

boy in the morning you ever is that too much cowbell some people look for just enough cowbell does Big Boy have too

much Cowboy Cowell I don't know the I don't do the porno stuff he doesn't do

the porno stuff no no no no uh big boy is a uh is a oldies uh DJ well he's he's

a he's a radio DJ and plays a lot of oldies oh okay no I listen to Angel Baby

on the station right here yeah shout out angel baby did you know that he's actually now uh uh run in art Leo's

oldie station I listen to Art leau mean r art art leau yes did you ever go on

dates and like take them out to like a Lookout Point and listen to Art leau 13

13 for my baby I think that's safe to say yes I think that's safe to say yes

for my life add you I feel like I'm uh hogging the mic uh I'm sorry I I don't mean to

be you got any questions for uh sir Fernando Fernando I just wanted to ask about are

you are you a Dodger fan I don't know why you just you don't you don't seem like that type of person but I just

thought I'd ask okay I I play baseball when I was young I play baseball and uh

you know I like baseball I watch a lot of baseball uh and uh yeah I mean I I I

I watch out of baseball you know do do you watch any amate Dodgers F no no Dodgers fans Lo doers are always Lo

doers you know and and I think when it comes to it uh it's a real baseball

thing you know not like uh yeah I just feel like they're buying championships

that's just me though you know it used to be about the game and about developing players you I play game with

a with uh with a sck and uh and a carton of uh of a milk as my glove you know so

it's uh carton of milk as your glove yes of course

yeah does does that hey does this make me look

fat no actually you I feel like we need to feed you you're looking a little male Nur over there I think this station

could I think they could shell a couple dollars out for some food right k k Flacco sir Fernando

is okay so uh did you grow out grow up out here in the IE did you hear about

Kendrick Lamar shouting out the IE were you were you and San berardino too you know yeah yes and San Bernardino I do

know I do know uh how do you feel about that there a difference sardino I don't

know Andrew honest to God I I grew up out here I don't know it's Orange County is the same as feron

hello I think that's a yes duh yeah dork come on dude you you embarrass me in

front of Sir Fernando I was just surprised a specific shout out to one

city that resides in the IE so I just you know just wondering okay it's a good

it's okay valid question I'm sorry for raising my voice I apologize I apologize

uh so what do you do here uh I just act like I'm look busy sometimes um I guess

I talk about articles do you want you want to kick it for the rest of the show sir Fernando if nobody comes on the

knocking on the door yeah I can sounds good sounds good uh let's go ahead oh

well some something that we do on the show you were tuned in to palm trees and progress presents uh we go over some um

some like news articles and stuff like that uh I sent the fellas uh so we'll have to fill you in a little bit about

these Andrew did you read any of the news articles that I sent you I read

one okay okay well honestly I was too busy I I was too busy trying to respond to your text that was pretty good and

hurtful at the same time so all right well let's go ahead and hit our news uh segment we haven't gotone to

the news a while you are tuned in palm trees in progress with uh a Andrew Burkley big dog fastest text in the west

tarez and then sir Fernando and I am Eric Savor solos sorio let's get into some news but we can't do that without

getting into our News segment song palm trees in progress presents the

news

palm trees and D with sir

Fernando all right so here we go we got a couple bangers oh and there's a second one but uh we don't need that all right

Andrew so which segment I mean which news article did you read uh let's go ahead and cover that one first uh you

want to cover that one it was just the the cheese the guy who cheese yes yes yes yes yes that's the one that I wanted

to talk about the most most honest honestly so from the headline let me go ahead and just say

uh uh man who only ate cheese and beef cheese beef and sticks of butter for

eight months suffers a shocking side effect so I'mma go ahead and just cue

this uh get this video up on here right now BEC or this photo because it is insane and I want you guys to see it

with me and here we go here is this gentleman's

hands so after just eating this for eight months

uh eating cheese beef and sticks of butter for eight months he started uh having

yellowish nodes come out of his palms of his hands elbows and soles of his feet

so uh they said it was oozing out of him and it's from a popular uh thing thanks to social media a carnivore diet uh and

this was based off six months I guess he was eating six to n pounds of cheese and hamburger patties uh a day huh a day oh

yeah yeah yeah yeah so um H how do how do you feel how do you feel about

that uh the first thing that I did when I read that was I look at my hands I'm like is that happening to me like good

like because I was a little worried I was worried one day I'm like oh these look a little weird but dude that's ridiculous a day I thought it was like a

week when I read that I read a week that he was eating 69 pounds of that stuff a week but a day that's

that's too much and I wonder now my question is so it was oozing out of him

so that that yellow slime was just coming out yeah similar to like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles uh s sir

Fernando uh TMNT uh you might know uh the Ooze but it wasn't green and I don't

think he turned into a well he by definition is that a mutant but he he

didn't get any cool ninja skills but uh yeah just the Ooze came out of him um

yeah and I guess his oh they had his cholesterol oh his cholesterol level exceeded over 1,000 and for comparison a

healthy cholesterol is under 200 that's crazy so that's actually not

I thought it'd be worse I don't know why I feel like that number would have been worse even though it sounds horrible

yeah it does it does sound pretty bad it does sound pretty bad but uh I guess

over yeah said 800 over not not that bad isn't it crazy to think that I mean when

you think of fit people do you think carnivores no no I wouldn't I wouldn't

say me in particular either but no a Ros Ines no none of that stuff huh I know

just exactly no rice or no beans just monka just monka no monka just just

butter yeah guo and car I couldn't imagine my life without

rice or beans I love them both yeah and you know what's crazy eight months doesn't seem that long for you having

this Ooze come out of you yeah I just picture every time you go to the grocery

store don't even visit the produce section don't don't even visit the

really meat section just go ahead walk in go straight through the cash register

get that little beef stick that I mean guys little huge beef stick with the cheese next to it that's that's

what but but we all need rice and beans at least in in di inite right what a good source of protein a good fiber it's

great fiber uh it's a complete protein have you ever had a have you ever had a bean pie no what's a bean pie I guess I

guess it's a pie uh made out of made out of pinto beans a bean pie have you had

that Andre oh oh thought you said something else oh

oh but but have you have you had one of those cuz I had uh and it was a it was a Caucasian lady who brought up like Bean

pies and I was like with p to beans and they apparently that's the thing uh I I'll have to load that up in a second

yeah well never had it never tried it sounds pretty good sounds pretty good for you ever no no I don't

know uh another another headline um that I think we should talk about is Google Maps will change the Gulf of Mexico to

the Gulf of America on their Maps so um way to a fold under the slightest bit of

pressure uh Google uh shout out to you how do you guys feel about that I uh definitely feel like I'm GNA be more

inclined to take the Safari Apple map route despite if I'm lost or not or uh

sir Fernando seems like an Android kind of guy so he's going to use whatever Maps he seems like a Maps kind of guy I

have a flip he's probably oh he's probably a a w guy yes that's what I me I meant W Who you calling W hey

you on man I wa Andrew do not be like that to our guests especially the ones

that just stumble in that might stab me oh man well that's interesting yeah I

saw a joke that said um what people should what people should start doing is

uh making like bold comments and just saying like oh you know Trump's not that good at golfing just so that he spends

all his time trying to prove you know that he is good at golfing and then something about like uh letting him know

that like new is a thing in the United States and you know try to get his mind on changing that you know little things

like that because I don't know man this go America thing that was interesting and I I guess that was

pretty quick uh wasn't that guy at the inauguration the CEO of Google oh

probably I was I mean if we want to talk about shocking people who were at the inauguration Snoop Dog Snoop de Doug

yeah Snoop Dog performed he he he rocked he rocked a set uh you know Snoopy doopy

right Snoopy yeah yeah Snoopy yeah Snoopy he hangs out with a bald kid all

the time bald kid super depressed friends with pig pen that kid clearly

has house issues like I'm assuming no running water or like the parents are on drugs because they don't make Pig Pen

take a bath it just flies storming around them it's still dirty yeah and still has a shower Andrew

do do are you not familiar with the lore of Charlie Brown I am I okay I didn't

say anything my hair look like Charlie Brown now he does look a little bit like a Charlie Brown there sty hey hey do the

Charlie Brown dance how would he go oh yes go oh man so uh yeah Andrew you

didn't know Snoop Dogg was on at the uh performed at the inauguration that was one of the I thought I heard something

about it yeah yeah I mean I guess anything for some kishish uh so my president

try you and Andrew both you and Andrew both he's taking all everybody to back

not me yeah not me Andrew where's your hat that's a red one yeah I think I I

think it got strong oh yeah I that Sams about I went to I went to a Stater Brother today uh and they what is they

have a lot of Trader Joe's no no no like Trader Joe's Stater Brothers and they

have put uh they have a lot of produce and and apples and uh so they're they're

not taking nobody strawberries Graves so are you saying that it's only

a ploy that this isn't true no no they take uh you know when when I was younger

and uh yimmy Carter he opened up uh and it was a a Kua and uh a lot of the bad

people came to United States and uh it's some it's a movie you watch

that Scarface I think I I think I've seen I think I've seen it once I've heard about

it if like a scar face it look like a like a [ __ ] you no but there a trueth it

happened 1985 you're right you're right JY Carter say did you know that how old are you

Fernando fando before you answer that because you never ask a gentleman their age 87

okay I don't know I don't know history enough to see if the math adds up I was born in 19 1937 did did you know that in

Grand Theft Auto Vice City that if you go into a uh Motel area that looks like

uh the scene with the chainsaw chest on uh on Scarface you can go inside of one

of the uh the motel rooms in Miami Beach man yeah in Vice City Beach for the game

uh you can go inside one of the hotel hot rooms and there's a handcuff to the

uh bath uh thing just like in the scene and uh the shower rod and um Blood on

the wall and then you could that's where you find the the chainsaw you get the chainsaw equipped to your items pretty I

don't know if you knew that sir Fernando you you seem like you might have I don't play video game ah life ain't a game I

get it everyday is a risk Canal huh nothing nothing so so uh I got I got

some more news articles we can get to or I can there the more funny stuff you put right

there okay yeah what Fernando said do more funny stuff than I got right there

shoot okay that's a lot of pressure okay so let's go ahead and hit our dating advice thing

uh all right I want to hear I want to hear OG's dating advice uh we don't have

a dating advice song yet so let's sing it together guys one two two three go

searching searching for my searching that's a good that's that's

it oh my gosh we that's it now Andrew search and sear let's go okay so we read

some of these uh off of Reddit uh some dating slash dating advice headline down

bad crying at the gym okay so how do you get over someone you never actually

dated I met someone and we instantly clicked the attraction between us screamed so loudly to everyone around us

they were unavailable so it didn't matter we couldn't date but I stupidly stupidly let myself catch feelings for

this person talking and flirting daily now I feel like I'm down bad and I have cut them off how do you actually get

over someone that was never yours so I would love to hear your guys' advice you

being so close in age fellas Fernando you take it away

what what do you mean man it's it's your turn Fernando I know but I what are you

saying over here like the guy the girl why didn't just say you like her

man right yes yeah yeah um I guess it s it sounds like they were in a

relationship so she was just hoping that she would get they would get left for

them yeah I don't know there's not enough detail for that I I don't know why she didn't say that she liked him

but I do like crying at the gym do you do you I don't know I've never been to a

gym so I don't know that just seems like a crazy place to to cry ad you any what are your thoughts yeah no I think uh I'm with

Fernando here she should have just said she liked him but also if he was in a relationship then yeah I think it's just

kind of one of those things you you got to get over you got to probably not get over at the gym

maybe before you go to the gym that that might have been uh step one but yeah I really don't know what she's

going to do I think just move on I think you got to move on to the next thing okay great great advice great advice um

you know what's funny uh I guess this next one seems like a pretty good like advice for maybe the the first question

headline reads girls shooting their shot hey don't don't worry don't worry I

don't I hope it's not any real Firearms a girl or a boy a a girl girl shooting

their shot so so I think a girl but they want um advice from the from the men so

sir Fernando uh man what do you think man what do you think of women who shoot their shot do you view them as desperate

or not not as feminine I got a job and I lasted for about a week I met a cooworker and we talked so much and just

got along well we would always make eye contact and I always caught him staring at me there was deaf tension LOL or

maybe I'm delusional because I have a crush on him so it was my last day and he knew it he knew it was and I felt

like he was going to ask me out but our other coworker arrived we have each other's number since we were in a group

chat but nothing sadfish I can't stop thinking about him so I guess the

original question was what do you think about women shooting their shot Andrew I I already know how you

feel so let's double down on that um I'm going to go with I don't

think it's desperate at all I actually encourage it um there's a song that I

don't know if you've heard it's country song Eric it goes you look like you love me uh have you heard

it no I don't I don't I don't think so no dude it's about this girl who sees

a guy at a bar she walks up to him she she buys him a beer she gives him the beer and says it looks like you look

like you love me why don't you take me on home tonight and I think I I I I hear

the song and I'm like man that's so sick I'm like what a move I'm like what a baller move so I I encourage it I think

it's not yeah dude uh uh sir Fernando what what are your thoughts on that suas

they're flues they're too fast like you gotta you got no old fashioned you know you

got to you got to let a man be the man uhhuh uh I think a a young lady should

be treated like a princess oh so she sounds like a F ass [ __ ] is what I'm hearing

oia a flui a flui okay no Floy oh flui a

Floy a Floy of course of course of course I'm sorry I I disagree Fernando I

say she's got confidence and it's showing through you know

condt I don't use some and I know that sounds about right

how many CH children do you have yourself uh I know you're generation uh

that I know of yes that that you know of uh like seven sir

Fernando how many do you think that you don't know of I don't know oh no I think

he's a bad guy I think the guy I think the guy who snuck into the radio station is a bad guy all of a sudden I would I

would agree would agree this is interesting I'm starting to think that I will say he's already got a little bit

other guy that we used to have on here there's more kisma I told you the other guy is not he no senior

dude honestly you're you're thank you for cutting off the dead weight he keeps trying to invi me to go

do stuff do you have an iPhone you can join our chat you get too

thirsty what did what did you what did you learn this slang the kids right here

on the Fourth Street oh that's pry right here in the the sakumi lake I walk every

morning I feed the Ducks there's ducks over at Sak Lake and Lake there's ducks

over there they're Hood yeah I bet they are one time a duck pulled a knife on

me he said quack quack mofo he's like I need some money for

some quack let's go oh there's a hey you guys there's

epidemic out there condolences oh Jose's car is okay I dude

he he's locked in the car I think he's locked in the car uh okay I got know if it's the trunk I

got one more you're right we did ask if it was the trunk it might possibly be the truck uh I got one last one of the

Reddit dating advice um headline reads got into a relationship for the first

time how do I not mess this up you're going to it's your first relationship

prepared for heartbreak and crying to your friends at 24 you could drink easily now it's going to be rough buddy

prepare for that anyone else got advice for that

I think you nailed it I think you nailed it man be prepared I think that that was pretty

spot on Eric it's a rarity that it's going to be that your first relationship is going to be the one so at 24 you're

diving in and you're going to invest a lot of time and I'm sure it's not going to be

pretty I'd say cheap dates to start it off cheap you know what that goes that goes dating advice for everybody out

there who's going to date you know what Netflix and chill if you can yep Netflix and chill keep the bar

low have those big surprises in there every now and then but no keep the bar here yeah yeah yeah keep the bar here

and for the listeners who cannot see Andrew put it I think next to his ankle it was very

close he oh man so we got about five minutes before we have to get out of here

uh sir sir do do you do you have any advice on that last headline put the condiments on put the condiments on you

know what good point good point put the condiments on cuz you don't want to go

get some penicilin and have a male nurse say hey maybe next time just double up on condoms and and and uh you don't want

him to tell you that like he told me so just just wear condom condoms I'm condom

condiment yeah oh man Andrew how many times did you say you got prescribed pedicin

I'm actually allergic oh no it's good to know I one of these days I was when we

got together my joke was going to be just kind of throw penicillin in your

drink allegedly I me the last time I was tested for that was probably 20 years ago so I don't know to say I I haven't

retested or anything it just stays on my record you know I think I think a clean uh easy question an easy bet

is have you gone tested sir have you ever gotten uh yes I got

the the the oil check uh like two weeks ago go all the way up

unpleasant it was no good oh no oh man I I yeah that's what I that's what just a

bunch of children some he doesn't know and never got checked don't be don't be like that guys and don't sneak into

radio stations I'll tell you that I'll also advice safe safe advice for anybody I'm just glad you're safe Eric you know

I I I did see him popping up behind you I should have given you a little heads up like hey watch out you know somebody

just snuck in i i i good guy I don't know man I I was shocked you're not a good guy I a good guy from what from

from the little 30 minutes of our hanging out and conversing not a good guy a good guy dud you tell me come back

to show you can interview me tell you anytime and honestly he's a good guy he

won me over right now anytime you want to come back you're more than welcome Andrew ask his name again Andrew

ask his name again I keep I keep forgetting it Fernando Narciso Diaz I almost called it Francisco n Fernando

Narciso Diaz oh Mano we got it's a strong name not like

today I know you got like billies and like Andrew

Ryan yeah Chappelle R ch

Skyler Skyler is a soft name Grandpa Skyler Brooklyn he said Grandpa Skyler

Grandpa Skyler that does that does carry no weight you're right you're right I

never want to be Grandpa Skyler uh we got about three minutes before we have to get out of here uh

Andrew you got anything you want to say and also uh Fernando no thank you no

thank you you're very you're very welcome he's very polite he's a polite guy I'm just uh get scared a great time

talking with you this week I know we didn't get a guest but hopefully next week we'll get a guest well actually we did we had a surprise guest so I

appreciate the surprise guest and Fernando thank you for taking the time to jump you know out of your busy day

I'm sure to you know jump on this radio show with us uh Eric I hope everything's going good I start planning for your

Valentine's Day I do know that you probably got a high bar to

setoh you should probably uh you got you got to make up for uh ruining Christmas

thank you for tuning in as always to palm trees and progress presents on NBC kcaa couldn't do this without you Andrew

couldn't do this without you uh senior correspondent Jose Luis gon uh listeners thank you for tuning in as always don't

forget to check out our social media at palm trees in progress figure out why I ruined Christmas there uh don't forget

to check out our website palm trees in progress.com uh Andrew uh Super Bowl oh hey and we

got Jose he's able to be here to say did you get out of the trunk

finally dude what the heck bro what in the world I was going to go but after

the show I was doing I kep telling you guys about this freaking old man bro that's been stalking me for weeks bro

talking about it he said this is bald guy out there but he had

hair I didn't see him he came from behind do you have anything uh you got

you want to say before we have to get out of here what did I miss um well Andrew came out um and then I

also figured out that I'm uh bi uh I'm I'm asexual I guess so like I think I

think letters I'm into letters I think is what that means missed a lot yeah Fly Eagles Fly let's go all right [ __ ] fly

fly everybody go ref has fun everybody has fun I hope everybody has fun takes

it easy and uh I guess we'll catch you guys next week take it sleazy guys yeah

thanks for coming by man yeah nice to see you take it easy guys catch you guys next week bye see yeah

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