Presents... A Jersey Shore Memorial Day & Fetty Wap bumping on a JBL Speaker

The Fellas sit alone with their thoughts, talk tank tops, & just straight rip into it! "it" of course being all the hard hitting subjects from a gentleman jumping through fast food drive though windows, to Andrew absolutely snaking the owner of the Jersey Shore house, Remember that show ? "Rawwwwn Stawwwp".Anyway, What a time to be alive am I right? We also read stories about some of peoples most embarrassing moments, which makes us feel ohh so much better about ourselves, this lingering hangover & for yelling at my mother in law this past memorial day weekend, well, MAYBE NEXT TIME DONT BUY ALL THE RAILROADS IF YOURE NOT PREPARED TO TAKE A PUNCH, DEBRAH!? 

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Hey welcome to another episode of Palm Trees and Progress Presents on NBC KCAA 102.3 FM 106.5 FM and 1050 a.m in the

Inland Empire in worldwide streaming platforms i'm your host Erick Savier Osorio and joined with us as always is

the better half of the show Andrew Berkeley Big Dog Tavarez a

Get that lampshade off of your head you got to you got to get it off your head guys uh unfortunately uh not with us

today is our senior correspondent uh Jose Luis Gayton he's uh you know busy

with some family stuff going on so uh you know hearts with you brother uh you're doing the Lord's work uh keep on

keeping on and uh you got any generic things to say Andrew that people say uh to to people like that like

um we miss you we miss you you know thoughts and prayers thoughts and prayers

uh um keep on trucking mother trucker that's a good one [ __ ] man life is a

What is this what did they say about what was it what was yours no no

life is a highway you know it's the climb you know it's the Oh that's a good Miley Cyrus song that's probably out of

all my That's like top 10 which is says a lot cuz I love me some Miley i'm a big

Miley i'm a big Miley fan but as always we got a great show planned for the listeners we'll be chopping it up going over some news articles that we skimmed

and pretend to read uh maybe watch and talk about some uh recent viral videos a

new segment that we're going to be trying as well is uh I got a bunch of videos from I don't know what's going on

with my algorithm on social media guys but like the most strangest and weirdest things always pop up now on my on my

feed so I got a couple videos queued up that we're going to watch and I want Andrew to describe for the listeners so

uh we'll have the video for some of the viewers who are watching the live stream or watching it later on YouTube uh but

Andrew I'm looking forward to you trying to describe the chaos that I have ready

to and video for so we'll we'll get that later we'll get to that later yeah but

before that um Oh before we get into that we also have a another segment I want to get into uh today I fudged up uh

Cold Red from Reddit uh there's a lot of um people asking for advice and uh how

to cope with when they mess up we've all been there and I got a couple stories queued up that I think will help

everyone feel better and maybe we can give some advice on how they deal with it uh you know today we don't have a

guest uh our unfortunately our guest had to cancel there there was um how would you word it Andrew cuz in the text

message uh it was pretty appropriate way to say it right uh yeah I think so you

know I did watch the video turn it up i turned the volume up a lot because I was like is there volume to this i was I did

it I did that twice i did that twice so I was like I think I know what's happening but I don't know for sure and

you know I went straight to the comments and nobody said right away what it was they just said "Oh man i'm so sorry."

You know and and big shout out to him uh you know the guest that we were going to have on so that's uh unfortunate you

know something like that happens and uh I hope you know everything's good with his business and him and you know being

safe and stuff but yeah I really explain that yeah it's Jamal Paxton uh and Mr

taste Buds on social media mr mr taste Buds uh with a Z at the end and uh he

has he has multiple uh restaurants and uh he had just opened up a uh rec center

community center for the youth so um we'll be having him on soon uh they

reached out you know uh shortly after the incident at the restaurant and let us know that they weren't able to make

it and they apologized and I said "Hey you know what guys like for sure you know don't even trip hope everything

gets resolved cuz before when they first reached out I was under I was unaware of what this uh what had happened and they

they just said that there was an incident at the restaurant and I have the video queued up I think do Andrew do we play that later on in the even in the

show or no i don't think so i I think I think it's it's on it's on his social media it's on his uh Instagram so uh

there you go he's he's everyone's safe and everyone's okay so that's you know uh real prayers goes up to them

yeah so um but um you know we'll be chopping up trying out some new segments having a good time don't forget to check

out our website palm treesandprogress.com palm treesprogress.com we have the links to all of our episodes uh on all streaming

platforms and then YouTube and then all a cool bunch of merchandise there um Andrew is we got to get a bikini for

Andrew uh it's bikini season he says so uh we'll be we'll be getting that done we'll be getting that done Andrew uh but

anyways you know we hope everyone had a great and safe Memorial Day weekend uh you know thanks for everyone who served

and you know uh you much love to all of that uh Andrew how was your Memorial Day weekend we got Army let's go shout out

to your dad shout out Nino we're representing here uh no dude it was good um I flew in from Colorado on

Sunday uh your arms your arms must be tired ah dude this thing hurts oh what

what happened okay for listeners uh Andrew just popped up his And for me it

was stage right so is that is that your uh stranger hand or what's going on yeah

I know it was a left hand you got it right let's go uh all right so but we

can we can pass over that anyways so uh we we were uh we had a good weekend that

we were supposed to fly in Saturday night and then dude those Colorado Rocky Mountains man they they always get

storms like late at night probably around like 7:00 600 6 7 o'clock you see

the the clouds rolling in and the storms just stay over the mountains and so we got to the airport around

4:30 and we just see a dark cloud of like and we're supposed to go west so the mountains are west is it's just

super big mountain ridge west west y and we're looking out and we're like man It's probably not going to happen our

flight's not going to happen and we were with Antonia's uh twin sister Victoria her flight's getting delayed by like two

and a half hours 3 hours and our flight to LA is still somehow uh good to go

ready to leave on time and Antonia is not a big flight person so we we're

sitting there looking out and me and Victoria looking at each other like we know Antonia does not want to fly right now and so Antonia starts coming up with

all these scenarios of like how we shouldn't be flying we shouldn't be flying our flight should be delayed and

so we go up to the ticket booth and the guy You guys just watched Final Destination One recently too right yep

she She hates flying dude she's not a big fan of it and And you know it's funny and I got to give uh respect and

hats off to uh to your misses cuz as much as you're saying she hates it it

doesn't stop her from flying cuz you guys are always just globe trotting around so uh that's that's awesome

because because I am also scared of it but I feel like it prevents me from going "Ah no we'll just drive to

Laughlin." Yep yeah no dude i I agree i agree for a person that doesn't like it

she does get herself on the plane a lot and very much a legend Antonio shout out shout out

shout out yeah dude and it was funny too so we walk up to the ticket booth she's like "Hey uh we got a text message about

our flight being delayed and now it's back on time." And she was like "Is there any way we could just uh change

that flight and leave tomorrow morning?" And the guy was like "Well uh where are you trying to fly to?" He was like she's

like "Oh we're going to LA but if you do change our flight you change it to Long Beach." And the guy was like "Well we

have a flight coming out tonight to Long Beach." And she was like "No that that's okay." And he was like "Well I can get

you to Orange County tonight too." She was like "No no that's fine." Like no worries and this guy is just being super

cool giving her all the options to leave tonight and she's like and he finally asks "You just don't want to fly tonight

huh?" She's like "Not at all." She's like "Please." She's like "I really don't want to fly out tonight." And the

guy's like "No worries i got you." He's like "Boom boom boom boom." Types it in he's like "You guys are flying to Long

Beach tomorrow morning." And we were like "Sweet we're not flying into LAX anymore we're flying into Long Beach."

That made it a lot better but the guy was great and the the funny part was I really wanted to you know call him by

his name but his name was Dick and he kept telling you "Call me by my

name." Yeah we're like "Thank you man thank you so much." And I wanted to just be like "Hey thank you Dick."

You're what you say all the time isn't that what you said right after you had to bandage up your wrist oh yeah i did

yeah you're like "Actually buddy don't you're a good guy don't say that about yourself." Well well uh Andrew

unfortunately not a lot of you know I'm glad you had a great Memorial weekend um I cannot wait to hear the story about

your bandaged wrist and it goes all to me i'm just going to say all the way to your elbow it looks like from here

and halfway up half halfway up but um dude uh I thought of you when I read

this story about um did you hear how Jersey Shore was popping off this Memorial weekend i didn't dude it ended

up with 73 arrests uh including 21 kids that got arrested uh with minors and uh

three stabbings there was there was three stabbings um I got I got I got to remember not to do by that three like

that i guess that's a hateful three uh but yeah three stabbings um and then the

Jersey Shore uh pier was closed or the boardwalk I'm sorry was closed after the

third one so the first two stabings weren't enough for them to be like "Hey maybe we should kind of shut this down." Uh after the third one I guess they uh

they decided to close it down but yeah man 73 arrest uh 21 minors uh you were

out there i've never been out there so uh it was Did you go during Memorial Day weekend or like a busy weekend h how and

it was I'm sure it got pretty rowdy the busiest I've ever been there is 4th of July that was 8 years ago and honestly

it was more family friendly like friendly so it wasn't too bad but I mean it does get pretty crazy out there a lot

of people from like New York they'll drive down they'll go over there hey I'm I'm tanning here yep yep those Jersey

Italians they're they're not fans of the out oftowners they call them Benny's um Oh really yeah so they have a name for

all the people that come like they they can tell when they're from New York or they're from like not from there and so

they don't really they don't like it at all i do agree with that um but I mean I guess it seems like for obvious reasons

73 arrests yeah man um I I was reading what they got caught up cuz I guess they

had a bunch of a lot of the minors had like paraphernalia uh on them but also um not one arrest was made uh h with to

do with the stabbings uh there were all three minors unfortunately who got stabbed and all three of them refused to

uh to uh talk to the cops and they so they uh they uh plead the fifth as they

say you know and uh and and so hey it worked out for them no one got arrested I guess and hopefully there's not a

retaliation that's inevitably going to happen dude I'm going to be there in a month oh no Andrew be careful someone's

going to go back someone's going to go back well I guess if you don't go to like the arcades or the hookah shops because it's it was someone that's not

21 so Oh my i think you'll be fine gosh that's crazy dude yeah um the place that

we're going to go to is probably maybe like 15 minutes down the down the way from that area oh okay then I'm sure

you're going to want to make the stop right if you're if you're just a little bit No no okay never mind i just assumed

I just assumed i don't know after that after hearing that no it's crazy dude they split it up and like where Jersey

Shore like they've recorded that show there is a lot of bars there's a lot of like it it's two different areas like I

think one is more tamed the other one's more party style did you go to the bar where Snookie got punched at or No I did

i think it that would be cool like you can they have like the stool kind of like a for a

photo op situation where it happened at you can got like sit where you and a friend can sit where Snookie got punched

at and like kind of like recreated or something like that funny that's not bad dude there's your mind there there you

go i cuz you know what I would pay I would pay at least $5 per person

but that's about it but that if I could get a drink there too I'd be like "All right I'll buy I'll buy a drink or two here man." All right that's not bad

yeah uh did I ever tell you uh I went to the the shore store or like the t-shirt

shop they they worked at yeah you mentioned that you also visited the house correct was like a Yeah yeah I did

a tour of the house went to the like the shore store um but when I walked in my

initial plan was just to try to take a picture with the dude you know Danny with with the uh the owner the owner so

I was trying to get a picture with the guy and sure enough I walk in and it's like they call it off season so it's after Labor Day weekend it was a cloudy

day there was nobody on the beach everyone's in school so I just went out there by myself bunch of nerds reading

books i know exactly i walk in and Danny's like "Oh

hey man." I'm like "Hey dude." I was like "My my girlfriend's a huge fan of your show she grew up out here you know

I was wondering if I could take a picture with you really quick." And he was like "No you have to buy a shirt." Oh okay not that bad of a thing how much

are the shirts i think the minimum was 25 okay yeah i Yeah I guess the cool thing

I guess the cool thing is you get a combo you like if you look I'm I'm the person where I'm like "Okay I'm getting

it's like a combo deal if I if I'm getting uh I try to in my mind I'm like "All right so I'm paying like 15 bucks

for the shirt and I'm paying like $10 for the photo i'm taking the picture it's a selfie." Yeah hey man i I mean

you might not know this at uh certain malls for like Santa Claus or but uh the Easter Bunny uh they don't let you take

photo certain malls don't let you take photos with your camera they're like they're like "No you have to use our

Nikon cool pics that Ashton Kutcher was in a commercial for and he have to have us print it out for that i I'll pay the

money not for me not for him to jump in the background over the counter and just jump in the selfie real quick and that's

it yeah oh well then uh I'm not printing it out and it's not it's not a high

quality picture that we're touching each other well I hope I do like that you define

highquality photos from if you're touching each other or not we got to be hugging we got to have a hand around

each other we got to be standing somewhere i All I wanted was a real quick uh selfie so then anyways yeah um

then he ends up saying "Hey you know what?" He's like "If you buy a shirt and I'll let you go on the tour of the house

and you can go in and do that and then afterwards we can take the picture." Is that what you did

that's how you got the tour well I mean it wasn't like super exclusive but Oh either way

yeah and you you still sound like you feel like you got the raw end of the deal well I I had to buy a shirt and at

least with the shirt it came with walking through the house and then at the end we got to take a picture and we

we were hugging each other and Oh so it was a high quality photo you guys were touching it was still on my phone but it

wasn't printed out from a Nikon i forgot you have a freaking like a Android uh

phone where just the quality is just super compressed and I can't I got to squint to see what it is shout out to

Theo never never you catch me dead with one of those uh I'd rather have a Metro PCS phone than an Android phone do we

just talk for like 40 minutes what we would rather have than uh an Android phone yeah dude i should go put my

jersey short on yeah do do it do it i I will talk to the people for a little bit if you if you need to find it but um man

I feel like that's a that's a that's awesome steal and also Andrew you're a great negotiator bro like the way that

you did that was so good you got the picture yeah you walked away from the

deal he said "Nah I'm good." And he's like "Wait wait wait wait wait like if I ever got to go to a a a used car

dealership and need to get myself a new used car guess who I'm taking Andrew you

bring you baby." He's going to be walking out walking away from the guy who's clearly sweating

in like an air conditioned room and trying to sell me like a Civic with like

300,000 miles on it and you'll be like "No no less than two." Yeah you're going

to need to swap a new motor in there like right away bud oh man well you would tune in to Palm Trees in Progress Presents uh what a wonderful time

andrew's sharing some awesome stories from the Jersey Shore he's like "GTL Gym

10 Laundry." Uh did you buy an actual Do they sell shirts with sleeves over there

to my to my understanding everything's just sleeveless shirts like tank tops i

think it it was coming up a little bit on my bicep it was looking a little good it's cuz you're getting That's cuz you're yolked bro

man prayers out for Ron shout out to Shout out to Ron ron really need to stop

stop Ron stop oh man um so what about your weekend

though yeah I I I missed uh our uncle's party yeah we had an amazing weekend uh I got

I got to see uh Theo Luis uh but also um yeah we we had a great weekend it was

Theof Flo's birthday party so happy birthday Theof Flo so we got to chill with the family

and um had a good time at at their house so that that was a good um you know what actually now that you bring that up uh I

learned um uh I learned a new like did

you know there was a thing called Mexican beard dermatitis no yeah so so uh Thea Christie was

telling us about um she got uh we we talked about Laughlin because we were supposed to be in Laughlin that weekend but we were unable to make it and then

she um was telling us like one time out there on the river that she got a real

bad rash on like her leg or whatever and uh she went to maybe a friend or someone

told her dermatitis friend said that's Mexican beard dermatitis and she's you know we were just like when she's

telling me something that sounds racist and I guess that's the the slang for it is Mexican beard dermatitis and I guess

it's also known as lime dermatitis um it's I'm reading this right now it's a

skin reactive uh reaction that occurs when skin is exposed to lime juice and

then ultraviolet uh UV light uh like sunlight so anytime you know it's

because a lot of times when you're drinking a Mexican logger people throw some lime juice on there and then maybe

later on they're going to scratch themselves and then get they have the lime juice on their fingers or hands and

then that kind of gets into their uh skin and then so all the acid breaks down under the UV light i mean you know

as soon as she was making that you know explain that to me i was like it makes sense because I mean I don't know if you

ever cooked ceviche or made uh ceviche with shrimp that's cooked with just lime

you just uh fill up a a bowl uh that like with shrimp and then you just fill it up like with lime juice and it cooks

it with all the uh acidic stuff oo I got you i got you yeah so as soon as I was

she was saying I was like "Oh no." Yeah that makes sense you got you got cooked like ceiche you got son

yeah so so I looked into that andrew do you do you care to see what that looks like show me let me see a picture all

right let me let me let me get this let me let me share my screen right here you are tuned in to Palm Trees and Progress

Presents blah blah blah blah blah blah i got a couple videos and stuff queued up this is this mouse this mouse over

here is messing up when you give a mouse a cookie am I right all right let me see share screen

what a story book you know actually dude uh since we spoke to our guest last week

I've kind of been wanting to write a ch like a children's book write something get published i don't know that'd be

pretty cool oh there you go Andrew that's awesome um do I didn't know I didn't know you had the uh creative itch

like that for something cool i Me neither dude really what What teachers

inspire you to do i Yeah I don't know she just kind of got got an itch going for me where I really wanted to you know

write something and I think it's you know just being uh being able to write

it down on paper uh you know get somebody to sketch out a book i think it'd be pretty cool just to have that

and you know maybe write something for like Henry and Benny um you know as they're growing up i don't know

something something cool and uh for other kids too who might relate to it but I don't know what to write it about

so I don't know i definitely wanted to have them on and try to talk to them again and see yeah oh Andrew that's awesome it's the idea is the first part

man like the idea of you wanting to do that that's like the biggest you know what I mean you have the creative idea already so you got that creative itch uh

you know unlike this uh Mexican beer dermatitis itch over here no it's

Speaking of itches there we go yeah man no lime no oh dude so look at all these

crazy does not look good at all let's see if that'll make it bigger

working we're getting there we're getting there yeah yeah yeah oh there she is yeah oh

man yeah well that that's a crazy thing uh it makes me happy that I usually even

if I have a um takati or like a like a doseekis most more often than not I'm

not having it with lime you know and now it makes me think about like what if you what if it's on your lips oh i you know

what now that you say that I guess I never had herpes oh man i'm just I'm just assume

that's what that was it was just It was just Mexican beer dermatitis that's crazy that's a thing yeah seems

like a racist name though i still I still don't know how I feel about that was she Mexican

uh well that I don't that's just where it's from oh the but no like if you Google Mexican beer dermatitis that's

like a common phrase for it like that's like a well-known in the like um I'm

trying to think of another like sickness that I feel like the flu and the cold

right isn't there like a bigger name for that uh yeah there yeah there is i think

uh flu is I would assume but yeah yeah um Andrew I love that idea of you

wanting to uh make a make a kids book you know it's funny uh I feel like when

I you know actors actors always make uh kids books you hear about like Owen

Wilson I feel like has three does he oh yeah i don't know i just feel like it seems like an easy thing for uh a famous

person to do because they're like I I will I would probably want to buy a children's book written by Owen Wilson

you know what I mean so for maybe Yeah dude maybe I make it about like our family you know grandparents and just

like having all that i I don't know something cool bringing grandma and grandpa um just everyone's story you

know i always I think back uh I mean even the house on Mango Street that

would be pretty fun yes man um I was going to say one of our

uh one of the guests last week I think you could uh pronounce your last name pretty pretty good oh fudge you know

what's so funny dude it's because uh I didn't see it written down and you know

obviously when you see stuff written down you know like how to uh uh you you

kind of say how to you like oh I know how to announce this or pronounce this correctly but uh cuz I heard it audibly

uh I I couldn't figure it out i'm like I don't know I don't know uh and it's funny how what's that called when like

you learn oh phonetically like I couldn't learn phonetically i was like oh I don't know

yeah it wasn't working it wasn't working but I mean dude I can't even do that so I would have been impressed if you did i

just thought eventually you would have got it you know i think uh you would have saw Saravia i got it jess Saravia

shout out to the homie dude we're going to have them on soon again and uh I loved what you your idea of having the

new newly published young authors on sometime maybe like promote their books and that'd be amazing i would I would

love to do that maybe once they turn 18 because then I started thinking about it afterwards i'm like "Oh man I I got what

she was saying you know they're 17 and like they can't even be published without it being through like the

school." So I was like "Okay that makes sense." Oh yeah oh yeah you know I mean if their parents come through and stuff like that that's totally fine you know

yeah that'd be a good part honestly that'd be really cool uh with the parents and like that's kind of what I'

like what I've said about something I would love to do and you know it's still in the works i think about it all the

time on the freeway is just like buying a digital billboard and uh trying to

make it more like community based make it not so like crazy if you're on a

billboard you know like all these giant billboard companies it costs like thousands of dollars to have it there

for a month or even just to get like a quick ad and for me I'm like ah they're just trying to bring in a lot of profit

and for me I'd like to like expose the community to you know what we have in if

you get off on this exit you have you know Fullerton High School or you know you can have like a student of the month up there and have parents go and take

pictures with their kids on a billboard you know like different things in that sense so I think it would be pretty cool

to bring those families on like you said have their parents come by and have them you know read an extra excerpt from

their book and what they publish and just kind of keep on you know trying to

uh motivate you know and keep the inspiration going for them and know that you know people are hearing it listening

to it and push them to keep going for it not to not to drive away so I think you're you're right i think that's the

way we get it bring the parents in bring the kids in have them read about it and that'd be sweet

can you imagine driving by on the freeway and seeing like your picture posted up because you're studio of the

month right fit was fire right fit was fire dude it'd be so cool i think it'd

be awesome i think we we need to we need to bring that um maybe you and I could get and we could have a palm trees in

progress right underneath it you know what's funny is I feel like I hear that one for the schools all I'm thinking

like that's a great write-off that has to be a write-off right that's a write-off that's a write off that's a

write-off everybody loves a write-off everybody loves a ride-off just talk about business for a little bit during

your nice little uh gatherings with your friends and uh it's a write-off baby it's a ride off it's a ride off we can

do some write-offs all right Eric our goal this year we got to get to a

show under the brand name of Palm Trees in Progress sponsored by the radio show

NBC KCAA we got to get our press pass man we got to do one event this year let's make it a goal one event oh we we

don't we technically have press passes i could be wrong i don't know i We just have to like print them out

well I mean we could just print them out but like the ones that are signed by like you know by the radio station i I mean we got to like do what is it x

Games x Games are coming up in July i want to try to get there that'd be cool to go and be a part of a brand i mean we

can meet so many people and I think it'd be really cool for us to you know start utilizing that i think it'd be fun do

you think Do you think Let L Leta Bufani would want to say what's up Buffani of

course oh dude that'd be so sick i'd be like remember when you remember when you jumped out of the plane and did like a

crooked grind on that rail and you parachuted that was sick dude i drink

Red Bull because of you we got to do it so

I'm saying right now this is it this is Are you manifesting live on the air i have to yeah I have to keep us

accountable man i do i do love that oh man so uh Andrew I did mention I have a

couple videos for you that I would love to show you and All right let's see uh let me let me see if I could get this to

be the big one again

oh man all right so let's see how we get the volume on this one angie are you stoked for this just some just some of

the videos and this is your job for you you would tune in to Palm Trees in Progress Presents don't forget to check out our website palm

treesandprogress.com uh on all stream platforms as well check check out all our merchandise uh give us

a like and subscribe on YouTube uh Andrew I want you to describe what we uh

what I show you and you can choose whether to describe it after or during you could do like a playby-play John

Madden or you can uh do a post uh here here goes the video all right

no problem i'm just going to do my

own i just want to chill got a psycho

dude this is chaos i told you this is chaos it makes me

love It does make me love Fetty [ __ ] a little bit more now

okay so I want you to try to describe for the listeners uh what just happened

and for the listeners you guys can check out the video on YouTube just type in KCAA Palm Trees and Progress Presents

and uh you'll be able to see what we're watching but Andrew kill it a little playbyplay what I just witnessed is

there's very nice Wendy's very nice Wendy's workers just you know doing

their job minding their business and someone decides to open up the drive-through window blasting Fetty [ __ ]

jumping through the window a song a song from 15 years ago or something like that

it's It's up there now and everybody knows what Fetty [ __ ] a song it is so it it's just blasting this guy's jumping

through the drive-thru window and on the other end by the counter there's also some other There's a bunny i think I saw

a bunny suit walking through I think Go on go on i'm sorry to cut you

off he doesn't get paid enough none of those workers get paid enough that's funny that you say that Andrew because

one of the uh the comments that I'm reading right now is uh saying "Imagine being 6 hours into your eight hour shift

here and at like 11 p.m some guy just jumps through the drive-thru window blasting fetty on a JBL speaker all the

while a big dude in a Cinderella dress is getting shoved through the kitchen by Mickey Mouse." Yeah that's what it

was it was too fast that's what it was there was a Cinderella dressed man and it was and it was uh someone in a Mickey

Mouse costume um man it's just beautiful uh so I when I see this stuff go on on

my feed I guess I just go down a rabbit hole like most people and um this guy's

got like content on content and a huge following but uh I will uh you know

let's let's go ahead go one more because I I could we could do this for the rest of like the the 30 minutes that we have

but let's let's just do it this way let's just do uh one more of his and

shout out to just Joseph him just Joseph Mm uh on Instagram shout out to you

brother you're killing it no doors no problem what's good man

chicken

chicken

there's a chicken in a McDonald's guys oh Taco Bell it's a Taco Bell it's a

real life chicken that That's what we're seeing i'm bringing it back no doors no

problem what's good man chicken jockey yeah

eric what are you doing in this situation what are you doing i I'm going to be the

first I think I'm the first gentleman who's like just loving it and like I don't get paid enough to trip out on

these fools like that first guy looks so

stoked i got it right here oh man he's like he seems very he he doesn't seem

that bad like he's not Not at all he seems like he follows him online he's like "Finally

finally dude i've been wait this is the only time this is the only reason I've been keeping this job." Um I want to

I'll try to describe it for the listeners this time so the same gentleman Just Joseph MM on social media

jumped through the drive-thru window uh of a Taco Bell late night and um had a m

Minecraft uh pickaxe and this was four weeks ago so I guess Minecraft was

popping uh jumped through the window with a JBL bumping Fetty [ __ ] again

that's my favorite part of these videos Andrew is that they're all the same song he just always pops the same Betty [ __ ]

song and then um there was then he was met in the kitchen andrew uh do you want to take it from there he was met at the

kitchen by another large man i assume that's the Cinderella dressed man i believe so that's a safe bet and Mickey

Mouse was not dressed as Mickey Mouse but right behind him as well and they're carrying a live chicken into the All

right i think this is where we differ on this i am all for laughs man i am so for

laughs uhhuh but how do you not get in trouble for this stuff that Okay I hear

you so like I was gonna say this these these videos I don't hate because like

for the most part they're not hurting anybody i mean they're they're not hurting anybody they're not like doing too much harm this is the one that out

of all the videos I think is the most harmful because you got to get rid of all that food i assume there's a live

chicken that someone just threw in the kitchen like that's the one where I'm

like "Oh okay well that that's I but if if there was no chicken here uh then

probably then probably I don't find an issue." Um how they get away with it I

think they might be like Caucasian oh okay okay y would would you ever have

the you know the the coahones to do that probably when I was like in middle school or high school now dude that's my

problem the guy's not in high school yeah no way no i do love he hypes me up

no doors no problem and then just hoist just hoist himself through the

drive-thru window oh my gosh i'm just worried i'm worried about the

future because they watch this they watch it they're going to do it they're going to dude uh and then like you know

to your point you always have to uh elevate the extremess like you always

have to raise the bars on it so it's like they're not they're going to recreate this but then try to do it more

extreme which would be more detrimental and can be more harmful cuz they're you

know I I see where your uh where your worries come from and I they see more

laugh i promise it does it really does i just I'm always like man I hope my nephews are not watching this and trying

to replicate it i'm like because they have a lot to learn that that's not going to fly yeah

i was like "We're not lucky enough buddy i'm sorry." Since I seen your

like I could see I could see you know some of you maybe your nephew one of your nephews uh looking at this and

being like "Oh I could totally do that." And I was like "Don't do it." I'd be like "Don't do it."

Yeah yeah uh

parenting man i know you show them it parenting man i feel like I feel like they know I feel feel like you know at

the at the household they know they ain't going to get away with that kind of stuff so that's where it all it all

starts at the house you know I agree it does all start it starts at home man i

It really is one of those things where um as we get older Antonio sometimes like "What was it like at your house?"

I'm like "Don't get that upset." Like if you got that upset I'm like "You did something wrong i promise you it's I

mean I think the same goes for you in the sense of don't get grandma upset don't get your mom upset because they're

stern people yeah there's no there's no uh coasting by there's no Oh I just

thought it was funny it's like it doesn't seem funny anymore though the way that you That was such a calm

way that they would tell us Andrew that's so good yeah you brought it down

at least 10 notches yeah at least it felt like 11 oh that's funny how I mean

I How was uh if it's not appropriate to talk about if if if it's not the green

light how was uh Antonia's uh upbringing like Well she's a girl and she has a good relationship with her dad so I feel

like she was the princess of the household well there's four girls yeah there's four they were the princesses

princesses yeah yeah yeah i mean like that you know so is that is that kind of

how it is i mean I think uh one thing that I've like learned just by like you know meeting her dad and all that stuff

it's just there's so many different ways to parent without raising your voice and it's also one thing to No way i know

right it's kind of crazy i didn't know that dude is is going to therapy are you

using better help right now are you going to better help i wish my insurance covered that

oh man real life experiences no man i feel bad i'm like yeah that's just kind

of how I was like that's the difference she was like like you know just difference in households and also I

guess never really giving a reason to yell at is one thing i guess you know maybe they they never did but I also

just see it from like Antonio I'm like it could have been a sports game i'm like I'm getting yelled at like it it it

doesn't even matter that I'm doing something recreationally for [ __ ] right right yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm like I'm still getting yelled at i'm like did it

prepare me i was like it prepared me well i'm like I really can i was like I really don't uh not that I don't take

anything from everybody but I'm like nothing really scares me i'm like that was the most intense time of my life i

remember when you were going to school up north uh in Berkeley and uh you were

like you know I'm like "Oh how is everything up there?" Like you know what are you doing like uh part like where do

you go party and you were like "Go to Oakland like all the time to like I love partying in Oakland with my friends."

And I was like "You go to Oakland over there?" Like I I've heard nothing but bad things like I didn't say partying

all the time and it Well but you said you like you would go out to Oakland like pretty go out to Oakland yeah and I

think you It's like Well I think that did great because I still have yet gone out there uh I've only gone to San Fran

like once in my life and I I didn't make the way to Oakland for some for some reason i didn't I

I didn't feel like going over there but uh I I do remember I'm like "Dang bro."

I'm like "You just go to Oakland like with the boys?" And you're like "Yeah whatever." And I was like "All right this was this feels out."

It's funny dude i I I trusted uh these frat guys uhhuh uh oh uh oh i heard I've

heard a lot of women say that they did that and not uh oh and they don't they

regret that but go on you got you got to pick your friends right but I I trusted them to know not to go in spots that

were not you know good spots so it's like we never really ventured into any of those areas i think honestly

from what I grew up learning and hearing about Oakland I mean I never really saw any of that except for I mean maybe Yeah

you'd see some glass windows broken right but I wasn't there i just I'm walking by and I'm like dang it's like

yeah people do say that happens here all the time was like "That's why I don't have a car." My car yeah yeah i mean uh you

know just like any parts they there there's rough parts or or more like crime ridden spots because of the

poverty and then the drugs issues and stuff like that so so I I get how like because a lot of times people say think

that about Riverside and stuff like that and I'm like "What riverside's awesome."

Like you know yeah dude i I don't see any I I it's definitely it's every city has it man there's no There's no getting

away from it it's every city has it and it's you know something you just always want to put yourself in good spots and

situations and I felt like yeah that was one thing where it's like I was always on alert but I definitely knew we were

in an area where it wasn't anything crazy i think Oakland really had some nice areas and it you know it would suck

if there was like ever even today if I hear like bad talk about it I'm like I had no problems with Oakland i'm like

Oakland was awesome i was like people had love there for like their community and they like you know the people that

like respected it respected it and they want to get that like stigma away from the community so I was always for it and

and I definitely agree with you like you know people say stuff about the IE i'm like well I was like half my family's in the IE so I'm like I don't really know

what you're like trying to say bad about it i'm like I've never had any problems there i'm like I think it's awesome and

it's not that far away like from all these drives i'm like I'd rather buy a house out there for you know whatever

people are going to like not praise it to be that much i'm like that's crazy i'm like it's a nice house i haven't

heard the song OC yet i Oh my god and and and I and I don't and

I don't see Usher uh going over there for to go see the Mission in there you

go he he was here I think like five years ago and it was all over everybody's Instagram that he was here for the Mission in Festival of Lights i

don't know if that aged well though i feel like he's part of the the freakoff uh stuff so whoa whoa i I don't know if

that aged well uh him being out here you know what you're right uh but I will say

on the Festival of Lights I think I went for the first time two years ago and I was amazed i was like this is this is

awesome love that beautiful love that i think you know just all the radio shows and the guests we've had from the

community i mean I've just grown more and more in love with you know the whole

IE community and everybody supporting themselves and like or just supporting each other really you know that nobody's

trying to be too selfish there and they're just always trying to share and you know show love to each other bring

each other up with each other um you know and I I think it's beautiful i really do love like a sense of community

you know and joining a part of it yeah yeah i mean wait till we uh uh one of

the shows I engineer for here at the station uh Rob Porter's I Love San Bernardino he's like a local celebrity

out here uh his Facebook he has the iHeart San Bernardino Facebook group page or something like that and um

multiple times it's gotten taken down for how for like too many followers just

you know there's weird guidelines with social media and uh when it's a group and everyone can kind of post to it then

it's hard to kind of keep the guidelines but I think it was at a couple mill before of like how many people were

following it and then his uh he his shows every Monday night at 8:00 p.m

here 7:00 p.m here at Rob Porter but he shows I love Sanino and he like I

recognize so much uh from when you were saying about the Oakland how you feel

about it like that's what he says as well he's like "Man I hate when people like you know cuz it's so easy to trash uh the IE or Riverside or San Bernardino

and stuff like that." And he's like "Man I grew up out here and I love it." Like you know he's like "And I hate when

people trash it." So like their whole Facebook and his whole show is about talking about all the amazing and good

things that happen in the community and and highlighting community members that you know do things for out here so uh

well yeah we'll have to have him on soon he he was supposed to be on a couple time it's a Pani you remember right he's been on here his his co-host them the

show together the show together but you know what Andrew uh as much as we we got like 10 minutes i got to get into some

of these today I fudged up i I uh or or we got 10 minutes andrew do you

want to talk about your wrist no let's do how I fudged up i knew it i knew it

okay there's a couple just because I I think I I teased this uh segment last

week and I don't think we got to it bro and you is gone but okay so I got

Let's Let's One for one one for one um today I fudged up not realizing

iMes were being delivered to my iPad and my kids were reading my texts so first

off what the heck Apple why does heck what the heck i think I think I'm going

to censor a little bit of it but why does iPad get text messages on it apparently I'm 40 years old and dumb who

didn't know that was a thing i'm new to Apple's ecosystem in parenthesis uh I got a new iPad a few weeks ago and

signed in with my Apple account i rarely use it i learned shortly after getting it that I hate tablets and I prefer a

laptop so my kids watch Netflix and stuff on it could just could left it on

Netflix um my wife and I are in our early 40s been married for 20 years this

July uh oh my you know what congrat Happy early anniversary you guys uh we

have three kids 12 10 and eight oldest is a girl and the other two boys this all seems irrelevant um they're out of

school for the summer already and we apparently are watching they were apparently watching uh TV on my iPad this morning my wife works from home

today i'm at work thinking about her so I messaged her joking but also not joking like "Hey let's get some hanky

panky tonight." I'm censoring by the way she responded with a laughing face

and said "Okay but that was it that was uh But that was it and I wasn't finished with the conversation so I sent

something back hey I'm gonna wreck you tonight no so she So he and uh it's been

a long day so get ready and she responds "Sure big talker you'll probably fall asleep early again." Laughing emojis not

tonight tonight is a good

night for hanging in and chilling out and um

so that was pretty much that was pretty much it he says they normally don't talk like this but they were just trying to be funny and kind of intimate since it's

been a while and um did you know the kids are on your iPad she gets a he gets

a message later and they were reading all the text messages and so now he says

"I have no idea how to look them in the eyes when I get home my precious my precious 12-year-old daughter thinks I'm

a degenerate." And all three of them will be telling their their spouses

about this someday that's funny it's like I just created a lifelong memory uh of just like we all

have certain like I created a lifelong memory in of certain memories that child

children do not want to have that's hilarious

and also I love that my when my phone dies and I can get text messages on my iPad i love

that also my daughter has her own iCloud account or whatever Apple account so

that's for her iPad she has her own iMessage account so that's uh or not

iMessage because she can't do that but you know they also I got a question i

got a question here uhhuh so h has your daughter

ever known or anything uh about you know

you know the birds and the bees well that you also participate in the

birds and the bees uh uh no I don't I don't I don't think

so i hope not i don't I don't even know how that would have have came up uh uh

so I'm going to say no i'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say a safe no okay uh any other any other questions

uh had you I got I could rush this la this other one that I've wanted to I've been holding on no you're good i just

wanted to put you on blast one that was great that was great uh every time she opens up my

Instagram oh my gosh i know when I when I open it up I'm

like "Oh man this isn't my Instagram how do I get logged in here?" There's a lot there's a lot anyways so uh today I

fudged up by getting a tattoo that's all I'm I don't want to ruin the whole uh

sub the title cuz it'll ruin the punch line so

uh my my dad passed away a few months ago i was really close to him and I miss him a lot my dad had quite a few tattoos

but there's one I can always remember dearly it was a pin-up style tattoo of a lady in a Hawaiian skirt and a coconut

bra on his calf i always liked the tattoo even though it was pretty badly done most of the color vanished over the

years and I remember our dad letting us color in the tattoo markers when he wanted to take a nap or keep us busy my

mom always disapproved and I un never understood na understood why one day about two weeks after he passed away I

was walking around the city came by a tattoo shop one thing led to another and I walked out of that shop with the same

tattoo my dad had that's beautiful don't you think like that's like I Yeah that's

that's I get it that's sweet um and uh and the artist did a great job at

recreating the tattoo and I was very happy until I got home with and I wanted to show my mom my aunt was there my

dad's sister and started laughing like crazy my mom looked quite shocked now

the reaction I was expecting not the reaction I was expecting at all i didn't understand what was happening until my

aunt told me "Well now you got your mom on you forever in a skimpy outfit great choice

so well long story short my dad got this tattoo after a a year after they started

dating she wore the outfit to the party took a photo and he got it tattooed a few weeks later

so it I was a bit confused because my mom has always had blonde hair the

tattoo lady had black hair but apparently she had a short phase of dying her hair black for a few months my

mom always hat the tattoo they almost broke up because of it she made him swear that she was never going to tell

anyone that story mean ex explaining why my dad ever told us so this guy not only

lost his dad recently now has to have his babe of a mom in a

freaking bikini bra and a Hawaiian skirt dude oh oh no i'm probably going to cover up

you ever seen that tattoo shop or the show yeah like Tattoo Masters or what ink Masters or one of those things yeah

ink Masters yeah you just have to you just have to after that dude i I don't think I could have it on me anymore no

oh man and what if like that's crazy i do I I read that

story and I was like we got we got to do this we got to we got to talk about that i couldn't dude i you know I'm all I

Mine would be Mine would be a tattoo of a lady in a like a windbreaker tracksuit and I'd be like "That's you?" I knew the

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Savior Solosio here um Andrew you got anything to say before we have to get out of here dude when am I going to get

those swim trunks okay rock for the summer let's go you know what they should be coming in by this week i You

Are you going in town uh I can be i'll try to all right i'm sure you're going to come out here soon yeah you You'll

You'll get them before the 7th of June all right i before the 7th of June hey

Andrew what did you think about that new Jersey dude huh i need to wear them in New Jersey that's right how' you think

about that latest segment of the uh Today I Fudged Up i think that was funny i think Okay so So so I'll keep trying

to find some uh some some fun ones uh keep spending your time on Reddit i think you're doing good

and you know what you say that and it's true because some of the seedy things you looks like you get on Reddit looks

like you could buy Looks like you could buy a futon all right guys andrew I love you

man appreciate you bro you want anything to say before we get out of here no man love you uh I can't wait for the guest

we have next week so definitely shout out to one more time Taste Buds right mr mr taste Buds with a Z on uh social

media hope everything's good there but dude love you man love doing the show hope you're doing good thanks brother uh

and to the listeners as always we love you uh we appreciate you we couldn't do this or we wouldn't continue to do this

without you guys so thank you for tuning in as always uh and check out the website um just you know thank you for

all the support and uh we'll keep doing this i'll keep I guess I'll stay on Reddit i guess I'll stay on Reddit for

you guys oh sorry guys i guess I got to keep my Reddit account my bad oops uh oh i guess it's I guess I have to now keep

me young dude keep Keep keeping me young all right guys we'll catch you guys next time you guys take it sleazy bye we love

you later see you