S4 Mid-Season Break Bonus Episode: Who in Haikyuu? Listener Edition!

"Who in Haikyuu...?"

This week, em and rainbow take a break from season four to read the answers you submitted for various Who in Haikyuu? scenarios! 

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rainbow

00:10

hello everyone and welcome to fly a queer a Haikyuu podcast I'm rainbow they, she 

em

00:13

and I'm em, and today we are discussing who in haikyuu listener responses. It's our mid-season break episode where we just chat with you and your thoughts about what Haikyuu boys would do in different scenarios.

rainbow

00:32

Oh, and some of the Haikyuu girls. Don't forget about them. Oh, yeah, yeah, all right. So we're excited, we're gonna jump right into this because we have quite a few prompts that we gave you and you all gave us so many amazing answers and we want to try to get through all of them. So we're going to start off. This is gonna be a little different from, like the anniversary episode we did, where we kind of like went through people's like suggestions and questions for us. We're just gonna start with listing off all the people who submitted responses and give you all a big thank you, and then we go in. When we go into the questions, we're just kind of going to go through them. We've kind of aggregated all of their responses, so we're not going to like assign, like this person said this, and that's just really for the sake of time and for clarity, shall I list out the names? Yes, a special thank you to the following listeners thank you guys so much for participating.

em

01:20

You are what makes this episode possible. So thank you to our sponsors, responders, responders Gemerald Minty, lonnie, lucien Elle, emily Shelly Dois, mb Sasha aka Sash, aka CalamityVein, and Victoire aka V. Again, thank you guys so much for submitting your answers.

rainbow

01:45

All right, so our first question was a suggestion from our very own Hina baby Soso, and the question was who pours the milk before the cereal? Aka, who's a psychopath, but whatever the devil, all right. And so I'm just going to list the responses, and some of these have cute little like reasonings behind them, so I'll throw those in as they come up. And Bokuto is the first person on the list, and they said that he'd have the bowls of milk sitting on the countertop for like 45 minutes while he gets distracted by other side tasks.

em

02:16

I'll tell you something that really stresses me out is when people leave perishables like out for really long lengths of time, or like leave the fridge open for lengths of time.

rainbow

02:25

It really gets my anxiety going or they have their um full plate of food sitting on the table while they go to make themselves a drink before dinner as the food just gets colder and colder.

em

02:34

Yeah, I love to watch it happen all right, um.

rainbow

02:39

And then we've got Tendo, Iwaizumi, Kageyama and Kageyama. It's because, um, uh, he saw iwa doing it and assumed that was just the right way to do it. And then we have Hinata Oikawa Tsukishima, who would just do it to piss people off, Tanaka, who would do it just to piss off his sister, Ushijima Sakusa, who hates the texture of soggy cereal. Suga Daichi Kuro Yaku, and Aone, Aone, Aone. Yeah, I think that's an interesting one.

em

03:06

Next one is how do the boys play Minecraft? This one was brought to us by MB. First point Hinata and Kenma have a server together and Hinata also does speed runs. While Kenma is recreating the Sistine Chapel, Kenma takes care of all the dangerous stuff, so Hinata can build things and pick flowers safely.

rainbow

03:30

I love this image I love, like Kenma fighting for his life, while Hinata's just like la la, la, la la, and Kenma's totally okay with it. He's like, yes, Hinata, you go, do whatever you want, I'll take care of everything. Love you, baby girl, absolutely.

em

03:38

And then we have Tsukiyama have a server together. I could totally see them playing games like this, like on the weekends and stuff. They play creative mode and they also invite Yachi to play on their server, but not Hinata yeah, definitely not. Tsukishima tries to ruin Hinata's speedrun. If they do play together. Yeah, I mean, Tsukki is going to be a troll, no matter what. The case is Kageyama speedruns to beat Hinata. Obviously. Obviously, if he's doing anything, it's gonna be to beat Hinata. And arazaki has a team server. That's an absolute madhouse. Atsumu tries to be a streamer but gets canceled for cheating at minecraft. Somehow. Yachi exclusively plays on to build the most aesthetically pleasing base but is afraid of mining. Uh, yeah, definitely I've. Actually I've played a little bit of minecraft. I don't have the attention span for it.

rainbow

04:26

I've played some, I think for me. I don't like the blockiness of it. I think that I don't find that like aesthetically appealing, because it does seem like that. I think if I were to like sit down and take my time and get into it, it does seem like the kind of game I'd love to play on creative mode, and I think maybe I've also just tried to play with other people who wanted to play on like the danger mode or whatever it is, and I'm like I don't want to fight the creepers, I don't want to die, I just want to gather my resources and build my things. Yeah, all right.

04:55

So moving on to the next one we have, who would take gummy vitamins because they can't swallow the regular multivitamins Brought to us by Ericaica? And I want to say this is like one of the very first suggestions I think we got um and I just felt like it wasn't like quite meaty enough for a who in Haikyuu in an episode. But I'm so glad we're getting a chance to talk about it because I think it's really fun and this is a long list of people, so I'm excited. Um, and also, just blanket statement, some of these people would do it because the gummy ones taste better, and not because they can't swallow the original ones. We also got quite a few people said Kenma.

em

05:29

I just needed to point that out.

rainbow

05:30

Yes, quite a few people said Kenma. One person said that Kuro buys them for him, which is humiliating. And then we have Bokuto Hinata Kageyama Noya, Aone and Aone, just because it would be really funny for someone who looks like him to not physically be able to swallow the multivitamins. Then we have Oikawa Asahi Yachi Kogane.

em

05:57

Tanaka, Tendo Lev and Ushijima Nice. Next up is which movie would the characters choose for?

rainbow

05:59

movie night Brought to us by La Zayam, and I would just like to say that we have done this on the pod, so I can't remember which episode, but you know it's somewhere. Um, but I do love getting everyone else's ideas for this for Kenma he would do lord of the rings or tron.

em

06:14

Now I don't know tron, but I I think it's like it's a video game movie yeah, definitely any kind of video game, cyber type movies.

06:21

I could see him blade runner, something like that Hinata toy story tangled, a sports movie or old recordings of the tiny giant. I feel like Hinata, you know, being so deep in the country and I've seen headcanons of like him not having great internet. I feel like he had the the tower, like I did, of disney vhss from the 90s. Agreed Kageyama, a sports movie, specifically Air Bud Spikes Back, or recorded volleyball games, but realistically would skip movie night to train. Yeah, I feel like Kageyama is one of those people that scares me because they haven't seen like any movies, like he probably has seen the most movies as a kid yeah, and because other people made him watch them yeah.

07:07

Ushijima the show how it's Made, or recorded volleyball games, or skip movie night to train like Kageyama. I think that's a brilliant answer how it's Made. Yeah, Ushijima would love something like that.

rainbow

07:20

And you know what I can Ushijima, because I love how it's made.

07:23

I used to watch it all the time when it was on like whatever the history or the science channel or whatever, and I still sometimes am will walk into the living room and I have like a YouTube compilation of different how it's made. I really like the food ones and I really it does kind of create this like very like not existential, but like I really start getting into the like I don't know. I really start to think about the fact that like capitalism has like changed food production so much and I'm watching them like because, like, especially the ones where they're making like it's like cookies or something, and they're doing this like big baking process and I'm like wow, like people like used to make these at home and like I can imagine somebody making like a small batch version with like a rolling pin and all this, but the like machinery of it and like the mechanical, like assembly line process of it I think is so fascinating to me. I think it's a very calming show to watch. It is.

em

08:12

It is also just very calming and nice so someone put together TanaNoya and said Mission Impossible. Definitely those kind of like action movies that are very typical. They would love that. They also said mission impossible for Bokuto, as well as wreck it, ralph, yeah, I think Bokuto would love him a pixar moment. Yeah, Asahi, something cute, maybe a disney movie. Or the devil wears prada absolutely, the devil wears prada, if you know. You know iwachan, of course, a godzilla movie or the avengers, I could see. I see a lot of these boys being into marvel. Yeah, yamaguchi, hurricane. Bianca, love that. That's our drag queen, bianca, right, yes, oh yeah, bianca Del Rio I don't know why. I thought her name was different. Or Jurassic Park he picks it for Tsukki. Knowing he's too much of an, I don't give a fucker to pick it himself.

rainbow

09:02

But Tsukishima was also answered to say Jurassic World and I would argue that, and I could see him picking Jurassic World. But I think, because of when he was born, um, I think he would be a Jurassic Park purist and I think, specifically, he'd be like such a smug asshole that he'd shit on the sequels and the remakes.

em

09:20

I think he, in his mind, the first Jurassic Park is the only one that exists uh, and I agree honestly, I saw like the first new one with Chris Pratt and it was cool. Um, and I know they've made like maybe two more since maybe even more, and like I'm done, I've hopped off enough yeah, I watched the first one.

rainbow

09:37

It was fine. I definitely had my complaints, uh, mainly that woman running in those fucking heels. Go fuck yourself. She would not be wearing those heels in the forest, like it just doesn't make any sense. That movie was written by men.

em

09:50

For Daichi. He has quite a range here. We've got Mulan Saving, private Ryan and my Neighbor Totoro. I like this range with him. I could see that. Yeah, Oikawa, paul the alien movie I'm not sure if I see Oikawa being into like those kind of movies.

rainbow

10:07

I'm not sure either. I can see somebody putting this down just because it's an alien movie. I think like I could see him picking some of some other movies on this list. Like I could see him also wanting to do the Devil Wears Prada, because like he sees himself as Miranda and I was gonna say what's that one? 27 Dresses. Oh yeah, I like he sees himself as Miranda and I was gonna say what's that one? 27 dresses, oh yeah, I could. I honestly think Oikawa would love a rom-com moment?

em

10:31

yeah, for sure, Kuroo the princess bride in parentheses he'd quote the whole thing and another, my neighbor Totoro. Hmm, maybe Kuro Dai can watch that together. I like the idea of him liking the princess bride. Agreed, I could see that. I could see like labyrinth, like that kind of like genre of like the. I don't know if it was 80s or 90s, but yeah, yeah, uh, Akaashi knives out. I haven't watched that one, but I've heard good things. We should watch it. It's really good. It's a fun movie. I could see Akaashi being into like good quality movies, absolutely Suga, red, white and royal blue and ready or not? Do you know what that movie is? Ready or?

rainbow

11:03

Not. Yeah, it's a horror movie, oh it is. Oh, I could definitely see Suga being into horror. I think we talked about that when we did this in an episode, Yachi Barbie Mermadia Never seen it, but love that I think some of the Barbie movies are really gay, uh-huh, and I could totally see Yachi being into a lot of the Barbie movies and also the Tinkerbell movies, jennifer's Body you know she's watching Jennifer's Body over and over again just for that kiss scene.

em

11:31

For Tendo and Lev. They were also given Hurricane Bianca Kiyoko, legally Blonde. I like that. I also think she'd really be into Ghibli movies. I think so too. Yaku and Aone got my Neighbor Totoro. There could be a whole movie night for just my Neighbor Totoro with these guys. Goshki, I saw the TV glow A trans headcanon perhaps.

rainbow

11:51

I feel like that's probably where that came from. Also, I never watched that movie, but I really want to see it. We should.

em

11:55

I haven't either. Take Ukai watched the 2001 Spider-Man and practiced kissing upside down. I feel so seen. I love the first Spider-Man and practice kissing upside down, I feel so seen. I love the first Spider-Man movie. Takara would probably also suggest the Devil Wears Prada. I love the movies that are repeating over and over. You guys have taste. Krasina would fight over which Star Wars movie. Daichi wants Empire Strikes Back. Suga wants Return of the Jedi. Everyone else wants Phantom Menace because it has the best lightsaber fights. Let me tell you I wasn't involved with the Star Wars fandom and I'm kind of glad I missed the fucking discourse over like Phantom of the Menace and all that yes, oh, we had one.

rainbow

12:31

Um, we had one answer that didn't have any like person, any character or team assigned to it, but they said Ringu and the Fast and the Furious. And I like to think those are the movies that, like, the team collectively decided like okay, this is, this is the one we'll watch. And I think Fast and the Furious I'm sure TanaNoya were like rooted, they really made a case for it. And I'm sure they somehow convinced Kakeyama like no, you'll like it, just pretend that the cars are volleyballs. And then I think Ringu, I think Suga would try to like, would not like, let people know it's a horror movie.

13:04

I like to think when it like first came out, which the timing doesn't work for that, but whatever, like it first came out, nobody really knows what it is and he's like we should watch this one. It seems really fun, and then Asahi and all of the other scaredy cats are so terrified.

em

13:16

I was going to say as a team. I feel like Karasuno have the most like scaredy cats.

rainbow

13:28

I think I could see, like I could see Nekoma being into horror. Yeah, all right. So our next one is what are their starter? Pokemon. This is brought to us by MB, and the reason we haven't done this one on the pod is because I don't know enough about Pokemon. I don't really play the games or watch a ton of the shows. So we have Yamaguchi and Yachi are both Eevee, which evolves into Sylveon.

em

13:46

I don't know if I said that right.

rainbow

13:48

Sylveon, because they would take really good care of it. Hinata is Scorbunny, Kageyama is Gingar, Akaashi, tertwig, Kenma Charmander, and then the NPCs would have Cetiquil Ikiki and with Okay, I'm just gonna. Is that Lickick, lickick, lickick. I think so. Okay, so the npcs would have cetaquil lickick. Um and oh, and that was based on a joke we made about the npcs liking elon musk and then somebody put like a pretty long list, um of them.

14:22

So I'm just gonna kind of read these off rapid fire. Um, and hopefully I won't mispronounce all of these um, bulbasaur for Asahi, squirtle for Daichi, charmander for tsukishima, because of dinosaurs. Um chikorita for yamaguchi, totodile for kogane, cedar quill for washi joe, because I don't like either of them is what the person said. Treco for tend Tendo, mudkip for Yachi, torchic for Hinata, because the line is based on chickens that can't fly but the final evolution uses its legs to fight. Oh, that's a good one. Turtwig for Futakuchi, piplup for Aone, chimchar for Lev, because he long and goofy. Snivy for Kiyokooko it's the attitude that just just matches osha. Watt for Kageyama, because the color scheme matches um and this person. It's their favorite pokemon. So there's a slight bias. Tapic for asumu, chesspin for Noya, froki for Tanaka, finkin for asumu, rowlet for Akaashi. Love that. Poplio for Bokuto. Litten for Kenma and Kuro. Totally get that Grocky for Ushiwaka. Sobel for Goshki, scorbunny for Inuyoka. Um, sprigatio for Suga. I think it's Sprigatito, sprigatito. Thank you. Sprigatito for Suga, quoxley for Oikawa and Fukoko for Terashima Amazing.

em

15:49

I hope that meant something to some of you guys. I wish we could have had. I mean, this list is way too long, but if we could have had pictures, because I don't know what half of these things look like.

rainbow

15:57

I don't either. I was actually thinking. I was like maybe that's something I can do when I want to do social media stuff is I can post a picture of like the Pokemon in the person and be like what do you all think? Do you agree? What Pokemon do you think they would have? That'd be fun. I think that'd be fun engagement, all right.

em

16:10

The next one is who gives Valentine's slash White Day chocolates to their teammates and then who hand makes them versus store-bought. This one was brought to us by Zale. All right, we have Suga and Daichi making them together. Making them together wow, domestic love it. Hinata buys some for Kageyama and Kageyama spends way too much time learning how to make them for Hinata. He would like use that under the guise of like a competition, but he just loves Hinata. Kenma and Kuroo make theirs together and ended up kissing while coated in chocolate. I think that's really cute, but I also think Kenma would kill Kuroo first. Yachi, Yachi. Yachi is the master of valentine's chocolates, making individualized ones for each member of the team, with each flavor profile customized to their personalities. I agree. They also said alternatively, Yachi would absolutely almost burn her kitchen down and have the fire department called on her as she tried to make elaborate ones for Kiyoko. That's canon. Oikawa re-gifts a bunch of the ones he gets because he gets too many. He says it's because he's just so nice, but really it's to piss off Iwa.

rainbow

17:12

Uh yeah.

em

17:13

I'm sure there's probably a fic about that exact premise. The Karasuno second years would make cards for everyone because they don't have the money to buy or the knowledge to make chocolate. Yeah, making chocolate is, I'm sure, an intense process. Ukai would give Takeda chocolates from his family store. It's a running joke on the Oba Josai team that everyone has to give Oikawa cheap store-bought chocolate and watch him get more and more worked up about how consuming this much chocolate will ruin his complexion. Asahi makes beautiful, intricate, homemade gourmet chocolates for Noya. Yamaguchi gives homemade ones to Tsukki, who pretends it's stupid, but they both know Tsukki loves it. Tendo makes some for the whole team, Takeda buys some for the whole team, kita makes some for the whole team and Osamu makes some for the third years and Tsuna.

rainbow

17:57

I like to think that Osamu would make them for everyone except for Atsumu.

18:01

That's what I was thinking as I was reading that yeah, all right, that's what I was thinking as I was reading that. Yeah, all right, well, I love that one, and now I want chocolate. Yeah, really, um, okay, next one. This one is also also brought to us by Zale um, who would have kids, and what kind of variety of kids would they have if they did? We have Tanaka um, who would be a great dad, very encouraging and enthusiastic, and he'd embarrass his kids out in public. Yeah, he would be the dad like, screaming at the sports event or the play. Like, you know, he's embarrassing. But like, as they get older, like when they're kids, they're like, oh my God, dad, shut up. But like, I think, when they're older, they really appreciate the like self-esteem he built up in them.

em

18:39

When they're like. Please stop taking your shirt off at our games.

rainbow

18:41

He's absolutely taking his shirt off every time one of his kids makes a point. All right, daiSuga. Some people said that they would have like nine kids, but then some people also said that they could see them being child free and working with kids a lot and being fulfilled in that way, because they've already raised a volleyball team.

em

18:59

Seriously, and liking kids and wanting to have them are two different things.

rainbow

19:03

I think we're a great example of that, em, and I love children. I think we're a great example of that, em and I love children. I think we're great with kids. Kids love us. I really love to like get home from work and smoke weed and not have to be responsible for another human being. Exactly, kagehina claimed their volleyballs as their children. It's what somebody said, but somebody also said they would have two kids.

em

19:21

Yeah, I don't know. I see them being child free.

rainbow

19:24

I just, I can't, it just is really hard to imagine.

em

19:27

I also had kind of that they would coach school volleyball into their retirement years and I feel like that would kind of be a placeholder for having children.

rainbow

19:36

I've like had, I've had like thoughts before about a fic where like the only way they get a kid is like Yachi somehow acts, like ends up getting pregnant and like doesn't want to, like doesn't want to get an abortion, but also like doesn't want to raise the child, or like it's the kind of situation where she realizes she's pregnant too late to get an abortion. That kind of thing. That's the only way I can imagine them having a kid. Yeah, um, and then Taka Ukai already have enough kids to take care of, so they're also child free. This one I thought was really cute. It's about Boko Aka, and they would adopt or foster, because Bokuto would be so damn thrilled to play with a kid who didn't have the best childhood and want to give them all the childhood experiences, while Akaashi would make sure they do their homework and eat a proper meal. And somebody said they would have all girls, which I totally see that for them.

em

20:19

I can really see them being parents. I could see Akaashi being nervous about it, Bokuto being all in right away. But then they do eventually have them and I think they do make a great team. Like Bokuto does take care of, like the high he can handle, the high energy and tire them out. And then, yeah, Akaashi is more of like the the quote-unquote strict parent but, like in a devastating turn of events, the kids prefer Akaashi over Bokuto oh my god.

rainbow

20:43

Yeah, Bokuto is maybe even a little too much. Yeah, um, Kurookin would have way too many cats, but no kids, absolutely Kuroo's not having children yeah, I don't, or no, Kenma's not having children yeah, I don't see that for them.

20:55

Um, I could see like Kenma worrying that Kuroo really wants kids and, uh, like, wanting to, like, like you should leave me if you want children, because I never want them. Um, and then asa, Noya, uh, for them, kids would be the next adventure, the next great adventure for them. Um, and Noya would teach the kids to be fearless, while Asahi would teach them to be kind. Um, and someone said they think they would adopt, which I agree with yeah and then ushi ten and iwa oi are girl.

21:20

Dads love that. I totally see that all right.

em

21:24

Next one is which character from the fairy tale world would they be brought to us by? Alexis Suga is a fairy godmother in every meaning of that phrase. Amazing Hinata, alice from alice in wonderland, a little red, white riding hood, a princess cinderella, you get the theme. He's the main girl. Hinata's fairy godparent fixed him up with oh, this is like a whole headcanon. Hinata's fairy godparent fixed him up with oh, this is like a whole head canon. Hinata's fairy godparent fixed him up with volleyball gear to participate in the king's spiker selection and just before the clock strikes 12, he hits a set from king Kageyama, which is something no one could have done. Hinata runs off and probably leaves a knee pad behind and kog and Kageyama searches through the kingdom for the shining setter who can hit his sets. Where's the fic? I love it. I love it. Kageyama, prince charming or a knight? Yeah, I can see that. Atsumu, a knight or a prince. Oikawa, the big bad wolf, the princess and the pea, or the villain.

rainbow

22:20

And I think he's specifically the princess and the princess and the pea.

em

22:25

He's the pea, okay okay, you're wise to me. Tendo the gingerbread man or rumple silkskin yeah, he's definitely like whatever weird character you can think of. Yachi is thumbelina, Daichi the brave tin soldier or a king. Definitely Suga a queen. Y'all love to feminize Suga and I'm not mad about it. I feel like Suga would also be like a fucking like. Whoever gave Snow White that apple?

rainbow

22:52

Oh the evil queen.

em

22:54

Yeah, for fun.

rainbow

22:55

For fun, just poisoning people for fun For funsies.

em

22:59

UkaiTaka are old gay coded warlocks. And then Narita, Kenoshita and Enoshita are the three blind mice.

rainbow

23:11

yes, oh my god I'm thinking of shrek right now. Yes, all right, that was great, okay. And then this one is pretty similar. It's brought to us by l, but it's specifically which disney character would they be? And for Kageyama, we have elsa obi-wan. Kenobi use the volleyball force. Um the beast. Or clocksworth from beauty and the Beast, which I love that. I definitely see the Beast for him too, though I see that, yeah, I don't think I haven't had like a Beauty and the Beast Kagehina AU in my head rent free forever. And then for Hinata, we have Rapunzel, ariel or Tigger. Tigger's a smart one. Tigger makes a lot of sense. Who would Kageyama be in the winnie the pooh universe?

em

23:47

rabbit in the beginning. Yeah, maybe the rabbit. I was gonna say eeyore at first.

rainbow

23:52

Oh, he's a sad boy eeyore is totally Asahi though or piglet, because piglet is anxious.

em

23:58

Oh, I guess Yachi could be piglet. I think Yachi's more piglet. Now we're getting into a whole other category.

rainbow

24:03

Um yeah, sorry, sorry um, Kenma is the cheshire cat. Oh, I see that Kuroo is kusuko, which apps a fucking luli stop. Actually, I think Kuroo. I think Kuroo would be pacha and Oikawa would be kusuko.

em

24:20

Um, Bokuto is wreck it ralph, which I totally see I hope this is the same person who also said that'd be his favorite movie.

rainbow

24:25

I think I would hope so. I think that's why it's his favorite movie, um. And then Akaashi is Queen Eleanor from Brave um. Suga is Mad Madam Mim um. And they also said Lumiere, which apps a fucking yeah. Um, Daichi is Mufasa, yeah, totally Mufasa. To Hina, to simba and he, they both die. You're so right. Um. Or maximus um. And then Oikawa ursula belting out poor, unfortunate souls. Where is the animation? Where is the animatic? Where is the? The edit?

em

25:00

um Iwaizumi is grumpy I'm screaming the way that it just says grumpy is really sending me yes, um, or I think he would be the guy in snow white, like the woodsman or the huntsman or whatever oh yeah, who, like, is supposed to kill her but then doesn't.

rainbow

25:14

Yeah, um, okay. And then we have Kiyoko is also rapunzel. We have rapunzel like three times on this list. Just personally, I'd also like to give her mulan oh, she's a tough bitch she is, she's. She would absolutely figure out how to get that arrow from the top of that post. Um, straight swift as a raging river, all right. Um, Tanaka would be flynn rider, okay, I think he's olaf, but go off.

em

25:39

I think you're abso-fucking-lutely right, um.

rainbow

25:42

And then Yachi would be maylin lee from turning red. I totally see that. Uh, like the fucking, like fandom, shipping, fan art aspect and all um. Ushi jima would be chernobog, who is the demon from on top of the bald mountain and fantasia. Super scary looking, but the guy just wants to hang out with all of his friends. Oh wow, he would also be the huntsman. Yes, uh, Tendo is stitch. I love that. I would also give Suga stitch. Yep, oh my gosh, yeah, abso-fucking-lutely um. And then they give yamaguchi olaf. Um.

26:14

And then tsukishima would be the dinosaur from the good dinosaur. But I just want to say when the person put this in, they were like the dinosaur from that one movie whose name I can never remember. I just assumed it was the good dinosaur, hopefully. And then Enoshita would be Jiminy Cricket. Oh my God, which I thought that was interesting. TanaNoya are the fox and the cat from Pinocchio. Okay, specifically because of the song they sing together. Asahi was also given Rapunzel. He does have that hair, he does have that hair. And then Ukatake are Belle and the Beast.

em

26:43

Listen as someone who loves the Beauty and the Beast, I'll put all the pairings in Beauty and the Beast Just watch. Okay next. Oh, I'm glad I'm getting this one because I actually watched the show. What would their MHA my Hero Academia style quirks be Brought to us by Sasha? Okay, Hinata would have some sort of floating or super jumping Agreed, and this was said by two different people. So yeah, y'all are right.

27:05

As well as light or energy manipulation, Kageyama could turn any ball he hits into a fireball. Uh, ice quirk or super senses, super senses, I could definitely see. Ushiwaka has a literal cannon on his arm. Yep, Suga can make anyone doubt themselves just by talking to them. I think people just have that power already. Just by talking to them. I think people just have that power already. Noya has a lightning power or force fields, definitely. Tendo has a premonition quirk similar to Sir Nighteye. I like that. That makes sense, his intuition. Kenma has a strategy quirk, maybe a bit more like a character in Bungo Stray Dogs than in MHA. Yeah, he would have like a really complicated fucking quirk. That would be annoying to explain.

rainbow

27:50

I think Kenmama, I think just works better in a bungo stray dog setting rather than a my hero setting anyway, although I haven't really watched my hero that much.

em

27:54

But Kenma is, like he kind of reminds me of like a racer head in terms of like personality. Uh, Kuroo can cause fear in the minds of anyone who hears his laugh. I love that. I can also see him turning into like a rooster because of the head, uh the hair, Tsukki telekinesis, uh, yamaguchi mind reading, or Venus flytrap powers. I also like he kind of gives frog vibes. He'd be like Sue, who's like literally like half frog.

rainbow

28:21

Uh, Tanaka breathes fire breathes fire, anoshita, invisibility, Daichi, invincibility, suka, empath. I think that's just a trait people have, but I love that. Well, I think in like fantasy you like, there are empaths who like, legitimately like, can like tell exactly how a person is feeling just by being near them I do like that.

em

28:40

When I was really deep in my mha era I think I did used to be like, if I had that, I want to have that one so that I can tell when Bakugo was crushing on Deku, which is all the fucking time. Yeah, Asahi, bear shifter, love that Kiyoko gains instant proficiency with every weapon she handles. Yachi healing Lev.

rainbow

29:03

Rainbow wants to say this one Okay were two for love. The first one was can make his limbs super stretchy or, my absolute favorite, lowers the iq of people who hear him talk amazing. Thank you so much to whoever put that in. I'm sorry I can't remember at the time to give you credit, but just know it made me laugh out loud. I love it so much. All right, okay. So for the next one, it's what D&D class, etc. Would they be, which is brought to us by moon?

29:31

and for this one, instead of going character by character, I'm going to go through the different classes and say what people like, which characters people put in this class and we are definitely going to get some um, some, uh, some repeats here, because different people put them in different places and I don't know as much about dnd class, which is why it's in this sheet, so I don't know how correct these are, but we'll see. So for paladins, people said Ushijima, Daichi, Asahi, Bokuto, awaisumi and tsukishima. For rogues, they said Kenma, Tsukki, Suga and Kageyama, and they also said he would be an assassin. Monks, we have Hinata, Oikawa, Oikawa, Kiyoko, Noya and Kageyama. For barbarians, we have Mad Dog, Tanaka, Noya and Hinata, and they said specifically that Hinata would be a low level. He would eventually multi-class as a fighter. Then that becomes his main class.

30:18

For the clerics, we have Kita, yamaguchi and Suga. For the bards, we have Kuro, saiko, Yachi, Takeda, Noya and Suga, and from what I know about bards, I think that is the only answer for Suga for me. And then for rangers, we have Yamaguchi and Kiyoko. Fighters are Ukai and Eren. Sorcerers are Tendo, Akaashi and Kageyama. Wizards are Washijo, which is the Shiratorizawa coach, and Yachi Kuro would be a warlock. Who's in a pack with Kenma Yamaguchi would be a druid, and then Atsumu and Asahi. People said they would be NPCs.

em

30:54

Now the NPCs are the NPCs, if you know, you know, we all know Kakeyama got a lot of different classifications.

rainbow

31:00

He did. I think that's interesting. I do kind of like I would. I don't know part of me wants to get into D&D, but there's just like also so much lore. It's like I don't know if I can hold that much knowledge in my brain.

em

31:12

Okay. Next one is what 2020 quarantine hobby is everyone picking up Like? Who learned how to make bread, took up cross stitch, you know, etc. Brought to us by Emily Oikawa got really into TikTok dances. Oh yeah, first of all, I miss 2020 TikTok. People didn't care about being cringe. People would like act out these sounds and do dances and we were free. And Oikawa, he was definitely doing the dances. I think he was also doing like those really cringy, like reenactments that were really overdramatic with, like the police, sirens and someone getting arrested and, uh, you can take, you can take. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

31:48

Iwaizumi sets up a knife or axe throwing area in his yard. He would that fucking butch. Hinata trains for a marathon. Yeah, he's definitely. He's like working on his physical health along with Kageyama. They also said every day he counts how many times he can bounce a ball without stopping and learning to crochet.

32:07

Tsukki locked the door, closed the blinds and went through his to be read list while drinking milk, and kalua yamaguchi went through paul hollywood's bread cookbook. Yeah, I could definitely see yamaguchi getting in the kitchen. Yes, Kenma played video games and got even more popular on twitch. Kuro became a cocktail mixologist. I could definitely see Kuro taking a mixologist class for funsies. Yes, Bokuto Dance, dance Revolution.

32:34

Akaashi wrote a book. Ushijima decided to start Pilates, learned to cross, stitch and crochet. I love the idea of big bulky Ushijima quietly knitting by the fireside. Tendo went through Julia Child's desserts and made bread, definitely, definitely bacon and making chocolates. Yes, Kiyoko did a lot of color by numbers. Uh, Yachi meditation yeah, Yachi's like was probably panicking so hard. Yes, um, oh yeah, Sakusa is listed here, but he also probably had to learn to fucking calm down. Um, Takeda either wrote poetry or finally had the time to learn volleyball. Oh, I do like him. And Ukai, oh, and it says the next one Ukai taught Takeda volleyball. Um, they're obviously sheltering in place together. I love that idea. Someone write a fic. There was like a big aversion to COVID fics. I understand why, because we just went out of it, but I have covid fake ideas and I want to make them. It's such a perfect like. Your characters are like stuck together it's literally forced proximity.

33:34

Yeah, you see the vision. Love began his modeling career by taking selfies of himself and posting them online. Daichi organized his closet, learned how to fix things around the house definitely another butch. Uh. Suga learned to knit, made bread and gardened. I think he also got really into the tiger king series oh, absolutely.

rainbow

33:55

I think he agrees with me that. Um, what was her name? Carol? Yeah, carol baskins. I don't think carol baskins husband and if she did that bitch deserved it.

em

34:07

Komori learned to sew, Sakusa learned to cross stitch, hatsumu got famous on TikTok but for what? In parentheses? Thirst traps, let's just say it. And also he was definitely doing like the really cringy reenactments and like acting things that people used to do. Bring those back. Bring back the anime.

rainbow

34:25

Anime edits are good today, but like I don't know, well, I think one thing you have to remember about 2020 TikTok is that people were stuck inside and didn't have to work as much and had nothing else to do so.

em

34:39

I yeah, and you know what, bring it back. Just kidding, we'll probably be back there. TanaNoya tried to go viral but it didn't work. How embarrassing for them.

rainbow

34:47

I also want to say you said that Sakusa would have to learn how to calm down. I think potentially he would shelter in place by himself and it would be the best time of his life. Yeah, I think he'd be like nobody fucking. He would be like he would. He would send like an obligatory, like once a week yes, I'm still alive text to like his cousin and that's it. Yeah, but he would be so. He'd be like everyone leave me the fuck alone. And he'd be so upset when he had to start going back out into the world. All right, rainbow what's our last one.

35:13

Our last one is who in Haikyuu, other media, pick one of your favorite shows, movies, book, series like Naruto, atla, sherlock, etc, and LA Sherlock, etc. And let us know what character your favorite Haikyuu characters would be. So we had somebody said Star Wars. They said Kageyama is Luke, Suga is Obi-Wan, Oikawa is Vader, Tanaka and Noya are Han and Chewbacca yes, in any order. Hinata is Leia and, okay, maybe that doesn't work out with Luke.

em

35:45

Well, okay, so in this scenario, Hinata is.

rainbow

35:47

Kageyama's sister and Oikawa is his dad. I love it and they know. They said, okay, maybe it doesn't totally work past the Luke Obi-Wan Vader trio, but it's okay we love it um.

35:56

And then somebody put Pride and Prejudice uh, Hinata is Elizabeth and Kageyama is Darcy, of course, course, absolutely. And then Yachi is Jane's best friend, charlotte. And then we had Naruto. So in all caps, which I love, saeko is Tsunade I love that. Or Mei, and then Yamaguchi is Sai Sure, which I think is interesting. And then Asamo is Choji, eh, which I see that, yeah, all right. So that is it for most of these, but we do have a few things that were kind of spoilery. So we are going to go into a spoiler zone and will you take us there, or should we do socials first?

em

36:33

oh yeah, we don't even have the socials written down. We'll do socials, yeah. Before we hit the spoiler zone, as always, you can hit us up on instagram, tumblr, twitter and blue sky at fly hq pod. That'spod. That's F-L-Y-H-Q-P-O-D. You can also send us an email at flyhqpod at gmail dot com F-L-Y-H-Q-P-O-D. At gmail dot com, you can send us more of your who in Haikyuu suggestions, or just shoot the shit, hey we don't bite.

37:05

I love the panic in your eyes when you were listing the social media, did you see that? I saw the way you were like, oh my God, what are they? But I've done this so many times now that I can just pull from muscle memory yes, okay, and now it's time. Oh, and IQ Spoiler zone, zone, zone. We're at the top of the mountain, all right. So which ships would ruin the Olympic cardboard beds brought to us by Zale Kagehina? Obviously, someone said that they would do it in a testing the bed's weight limit kind of way. BokuAka, iwaoi, Sakuatsu and Kuro would ask Kenma to try, but Kenma would rather pay for a fancy hotel with no chance of bed breaking. I don't know if that would actually work.

rainbow

37:48

I think Kuro has to like stay, although Kuro doesn't play volleyball in the future, but I guess, assuming that they are both playing volleyball in the Olympics- I think well, I don't know if I I mean I think with Kuro it's like, you know, maybe he somehow like has, like maybe he has access to the Olympic Village just because he's like part of, like, the Japan National Volleyball Association somehow. And Kuro would be like Kenma before all the athletes get here, like let's sneak in and try to break one of these cardboard beds, and Kenma would be like we're staying in a five star penthouse. What are you talking about? Kenma's like.

em

38:17

I rented us a room honestly.

rainbow

38:19

And then we had we had a few things about the Adlers that I wanted to include here, which is for who pours the milk before the cereal. Someone said that Ushijima would start doing that after he sees Kageyama do it, after he joins the Adlers. And then it also said they also said Kageyama gives bought chocolates for Valentine's Day to the Adlers when he just joined because he wants them to accept him. They already do. He just believes that gestures like this work.

em

38:45

Oh, I could definitely see especially adult Kageyama trying his best to connect with people, just like doing these kind of things, thinking like, yes, this is how people interact.

rainbow

38:54

I also like to think when he goes to Italy, he does that for his like Italian team and they don't quite understand what's happening, like does he want to fuck us? And some of them are like, I mean, listen, I would. I just I thought he was dating that ginger from japan or who plays in brazil. Um, and then somebody for the 2020 quarantine one. They said aussie, he would design a new clothing line in 2020. I like to think that he's designing like a quarantine clothing wine line. That's like really cute, like comfy at home clothes, but like you still look very stylish poor Noya would go crazy during quarantine.

em

39:26

Who Noya?

rainbow

39:28

no, oh my god, Noya would have, I think, a lot of trouble with it. I think if him and him and Asahi are like sheltering in place together, I think there's a lot of like yeah, I don't, I don't really. I think there's a lot of Tanaka and Noya be doing like hours long video calls of things and like Noya's got to work out a bunch Like I think he'd get so buff He'd be like I have to get all of this energy out.

em

39:52

Some of the boys would definitely bulk the fuck up because they've got nothing better to do than like weight, train and eat. All right.

rainbow

39:58

Well, this was we're only at 44 minutes, so that's perfect.

em

40:02

Yeah, all right, thank you guys. I feel like you know this is our last special episode before we get into nationals and I feel like I'm about to give like a pre-national speech right now, but like we're about to be in the homestretch and that'll be the last. I mean we'll have movies and OVAs, but that'll be it as of now for the Haikyuu series, and I just want to like we I've just said this so many times, but just like one more time like thank you, everyone who listens and participates in these things and like, week after week, comments and shows up and listens, like this has been such a fun project to do with you, and like I can't believe we're already almost towards the end and I love you guys.

rainbow

40:42

I yeah, I echo everything Im just said. This has been such a fun thing and it's fun not just because I'm doing it with my partner and the love of my life and I love Haikyuu, like that's obviously a big part of it, but another huge part of it is like getting to hear from you all and getting to like talk, like we're fandom people and like we want to be engaged in the community and I'm glad we get a chance to do that. And I think we said earlier we were because we were talking about how, like this is our first podcast we've ever done and like they're like we're kind of making it up as we go and I think we're getting really good ideas, like now that we're kind of towards the end of like the bulk of the content. But I was like, honestly, in another 10 to 20 years no promises this might not happen, but I would maybe be willing to do this all over again from the start.

em

41:23

Thank you for being baby crows with us and helping us learn to fly. Yes, we love you all. All right guys. Well, we'll be back to our regularly scheduled programming with episode 10. And we'll be starting nationals. So until then, fly high Woo.