Pinocchio's got Jiminy Cricket. Han's got Chewy. And I've got Janet: my conscience, my furry sidekick, my pussy. Join me—a former BD teacher, future sex coach, and wannabe funny girl—as share tales of personal growth and sexual awakening mixed with sparkly nuggets of sex education. Shed a tear with me over heartbreak and human struggles. Laugh with me or at me—whichever you prefer—and marvel at the wisdom from Conversations with My Pussy. Buckle up, Buttercup! Here we go!