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Unveiling the Humor and Hazards of Sexual Desire

April 08, 2024 Jack, Chance & Smiley Season 1 Episode 9
Unveiling the Humor and Hazards of Sexual Desire
For Steppers Only: Raw, Uncut, and Unedited
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For Steppers Only: Raw, Uncut, and Unedited
Unveiling the Humor and Hazards of Sexual Desire
Apr 08, 2024 Season 1 Episode 9
Jack, Chance & Smiley

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Have you ever been swept up by the tidal wave of sexual desire, letting it steer the ship of your life decisions? Smiley and Jack sure have, and we're laying it all out there in a heart-to-heart about the intoxicating power of passion. We've both fallen into the trap of letting physical attraction cloud our judgment, and in this candid chat, we uncover the hilarity and havoc that can ensue when you put 'pussy on a pedestal'. With tales that will make you laugh and nod in agreement, we're tearing down the taboo and looking at sex with the reverence—and caution—it deserves.

It's not just about who's under the sheets; it's also about the symphony that scores our life's most poignant moments. Music, that universal salve, gets its moment of glory as we share how melodies have held us through heartbreak. But it's not all slow jams and reminiscing; we're also taking a hard look at modern love and the importance of bringing your A-game to the table. Forget about 'plan B'—it's time to focus on personal growth and 'leveling up' in love. Join us as we muse on the standards we should be setting in our relationships and the dangers of backtracking into comfort zones.

Ready to peel back the curtain on the more controversial topics? Let's talk about breastfeeding on social media and the complex reactions it evokes, from admiration to discomfort. This isn't just chatter; it's an exploration of the boundaries of privacy in our oversharing culture. And when it comes to dating, we're questioning the price tag we're slapping on romantic gestures: has love become a transaction? We're advocating for digging deeper, valuing shared goals and reciprocal energy over flashy gifts and surface-level allure. Tune in for a discourse that's as profound as it is provocative, where we challenge you to rethink what you're really investing in when seeking a partner.

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Have you ever been swept up by the tidal wave of sexual desire, letting it steer the ship of your life decisions? Smiley and Jack sure have, and we're laying it all out there in a heart-to-heart about the intoxicating power of passion. We've both fallen into the trap of letting physical attraction cloud our judgment, and in this candid chat, we uncover the hilarity and havoc that can ensue when you put 'pussy on a pedestal'. With tales that will make you laugh and nod in agreement, we're tearing down the taboo and looking at sex with the reverence—and caution—it deserves.

It's not just about who's under the sheets; it's also about the symphony that scores our life's most poignant moments. Music, that universal salve, gets its moment of glory as we share how melodies have held us through heartbreak. But it's not all slow jams and reminiscing; we're also taking a hard look at modern love and the importance of bringing your A-game to the table. Forget about 'plan B'—it's time to focus on personal growth and 'leveling up' in love. Join us as we muse on the standards we should be setting in our relationships and the dangers of backtracking into comfort zones.

Ready to peel back the curtain on the more controversial topics? Let's talk about breastfeeding on social media and the complex reactions it evokes, from admiration to discomfort. This isn't just chatter; it's an exploration of the boundaries of privacy in our oversharing culture. And when it comes to dating, we're questioning the price tag we're slapping on romantic gestures: has love become a transaction? We're advocating for digging deeper, valuing shared goals and reciprocal energy over flashy gifts and surface-level allure. Tune in for a discourse that's as profound as it is provocative, where we challenge you to rethink what you're really investing in when seeking a partner.

Speaker 1:

Sit down and watch it step by step. Now welcome to four step. Only I'm Jack. Hey, where's Chance?

Speaker 2:

He ain't here today, man. You know, I had this step in for him. You know that.

Speaker 1:

Hey, shout out to my boy man, shit he out there. Love Jones and love him.

Speaker 2:

He out there just handling business, no for real.

Speaker 1:

Hey, big shout out to Chance man. Yes, sir man. Hey bro, i'ma tell you like this Chance, like Craig told Smokey come back, come back nigga, where you at, where you at so, but right now I have have a smiley here. Yes, sir. Or the dope, but we just here to just talk about like we had a big discussion me and him.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And I was just wondering about man pussy running your life, pussy or dick running your life? That's the way I say it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Because I ain't gonna, I ain't gonna hold you smiley shit. I wasn't at that one situation, at one point in time. I don't fuck up and did that, Thinking I had to be this, that or the third, and not understanding that me putting so much emphasis, so much power, so much putting that putting like they say in comics while I was putting pussy on a pedestal, damn right Putting the power of the P, they may say Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1:

And not understanding the exposure that I was lacking, sometimes due to putting that before all I understand it's a. It's a very influential thing.

Speaker 2:

You know what I mean.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that motherfucker is magical.

Speaker 2:

Hey, man, but you missing valuable time, man, but you gotta understand bro when you hitting that motherfucker, right shit, that fucking like the heavens open. It's like that motherfucker is angelic, that motherfucker's like it won't be there when you get back, won't you? Hey, you put it down right, it's gonna be there all the time.

Speaker 1:

It's not that right. But you gotta understand, but you know what? But, like you said, that power, that P for that P.

Speaker 2:

It's a dangerous thing, boy, what they might have chance to the last episode or the episode before that Shit hey fuck with a demon.

Speaker 1:

Thank you them demons. Hey, Because you gotta understand shit. Look at Martin, it's a thin line.

Speaker 2:

Hey, I'm trying to tell you.

Speaker 1:

You think about it, man. That shit will have you so fucked up in life to where you messing up your job.

Speaker 2:

You eat can't sleep, like you said, your job fucked up everything.

Speaker 1:

Look, we used to have 90 love songs saying I can't sleep. I don't know what you're saying, but I can't think without you. But it's amazing how that one aspect has crumpled I'm sorry, not crumpled, I don't even know what the hell crumpled is, but it is crumbled empires. When you look at, like Cecil, that motherfucker had Cecil killing his homeboy.

Speaker 2:

Hey what you got in the head.

Speaker 1:

Hey bro, what is that? King Arthur went against Lancelot for pussy. King Arthur, who was it? It was somebody that was so fucked up over. Clear, patrick, but it's amazing how much power the box actually has over you.

Speaker 2:

Hey, listen, like you said, it's magical. It opened up other gates. You never knew, Well, what it could open. You know.

Speaker 1:

You absolutely right, but in my mind it's a mystery of how will you navigate life. It's a balance, bro.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you gotta have a balance, because too much of a good thing ain't always a good thing.

Speaker 1:

But good dopes of yourself, though. You know that. But I mean it's, but do you think it's just? I'm funny when I would say it, man, but I say it's that little 15 minutes of enjoyment. I don't, hey, look, I don't mean that literally, but I'm saying it figuratively. It's that 15 minutes of enjoyment. It might be out of the hour, it might be too. You might be fucking somebody for four hours, but shit, nigga, four hours that's a long time. But it's half a shift. Listen to me, boy. That sound like a job. Boy, shit, no wonder nigga, nigga didn't clock. Yeah, but that's what you got, man.

Speaker 2:

Boy, that's for like the clock. Hey, I ain't gonna hold you shit, boy, shit.

Speaker 1:

I had them all fucking one time I got. Now this is gonna let you know how fucked up this the power of the P bro. I had them all fucking call my job and told them I had a family emergency, just so I can go home and fuck Amen.

Speaker 2:

It'd be like that. It'd be like that.

Speaker 1:

So but next thing, I know shit, but you gotta understand that P has broken down empire, yeah, destroyed empire, yeah. And then because, when I look at it, oh don't, if there's any females out there, we ain't just bashing, we ain't bashing y'all.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it goes both ways now for the females.

Speaker 1:

Cause y'all know y'all A we call it A, it's not called the power of penis for y'all it's. We call it dick drunk, but y'all ain't never been dick drunk before.

Speaker 2:

Listen to me, boy, why you go up for a minute now, shit.

Speaker 1:

Had it no way to fuck open? Listen to me Shit. Have a little bit of looking like she didn't hear the fresh crack rock. Hey, hey, listen.

Speaker 2:

Hey, listen, you ain't got a next morning, she ain't. You got a whole cooked meal. You ain't never got that shit before you like.

Speaker 1:

We call that that Jody treatment.

Speaker 2:

It smell like Grim-O-House in this motherfucker Did you cook biscuits.

Speaker 1:

It's from scratch, exactly. But it's crazy to think that that one little aspect, one little aspect and this crazy craziness man.

Speaker 2:

They think sometimes that's all they got to offer?

Speaker 1:

Oh hell, nah, bro, shit. But like we talked about in the other episode, it takes more than just pussy to keep me focused. Yeah, you got to let me know, you got to support me, you got to talk to me. We got to have an intellectual conversation, right, because we got to grow.

Speaker 2:

If we're not growing together, why am I fucking with you? Right? Because it's a thing called life. Man, this shit, get hard. What shit? This shit? Whoop in the ass. Who are you talking about and take in names.

Speaker 1:

What shit Put your ass on the board. What shit how you sitting in a dark room, god damn, thinking about life. Hey, listen to me Thinking about this shit like man fuck this shit. Hey, boy, shit, hey. What was it on with Wesley Snipes when god damn had Chris Rock in that room smoking crack? But what he in that room is lit. He didn't even look ugly, it's fucked, fuck.

Speaker 2:

What the?

Speaker 1:

fuck going on. He was looking like a straight G, a straight G. But it's like, bro, you shoot you, but man that shit. But, like we said, it will crumble empires. That shit will force you to go have a drink, it will force you to try to find enjoyment in other things and not just that.

Speaker 2:

But the thing that's that, but the thing that's that what you used to do in Yeenie and China. You know what I'm saying? Right, right, absolutely. You maybe trying to cut some shit out, shit to snap you right back into your old habits, your old ways, but speaking on that.

Speaker 1:

That shit, because you thinking about it, bro, it's like it's a missing void after it's been taken away. It's like a kid getting like, oh you can't have this.

Speaker 2:

No more Like.

Speaker 1:

I'm on punishment, exactly. I want that motherfucker to know. But it's shit, bro, because it's like a drug, I think. To be honest, it is a drug. It is a drug, it's like. Honestly think about it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, when you ain't had any money to get all mad and shit.

Speaker 1:

You got motherfuckers, got them stomping around.

Speaker 2:

Listen, motherfucker, you tell when you ain't had that shit a minute, but you get all strong and shit. Listen, if you don't think motherfucker can trust me. They talk behind your back, they know, they know.

Speaker 1:

Why that motherfucker come in here looking all angry and shit.

Speaker 2:

He ain't get no push left, man he ain't get no push left.

Speaker 1:

He ain't got no cheeks, but it's crazy to think how it can enhance your day, yeah, making your day battle, yeah, and everything else, just by that one little aspect, yeah. But the way I see it, as is like, bro, you gotta do more than just I'm sorry. You gotta fuck me. Bro, shit, encourage me, make me a better, make me a better version of me, yeah, or encourage me to be a better version of me. You can't make me do shit, exactly.

Speaker 2:

But motivate, do some. Yeah, help me.

Speaker 1:

Because sometimes, like us is, I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say us is me, me myself. Shit To hear that a man shit, get off your ass, put your toes together, you got shit to do. Yeah, because sometimes we all get caught in a slump or we doubt ourselves to where we don't feel like yeah.

Speaker 2:

You're getting your head Right. You start thinking too much and that's a real thing. You start thinking about too much at one time. Hey, cut it out, focus on what you can change and then go from there. If you can't change it, chalk that shit up and keep it pushing.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Because you are. You doing this. Stress yourself out at the end of the day.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, because the way I look at it, man is, just because it's there and it's accessible, yeah, all puts a good for you, exactly.

Speaker 2:

Like you say, it's a drill.

Speaker 1:

Exactly You're messing around and get some shit you're OD on. Hey, what did you just say earlier? That fit, that fit, yeah, oh shit, that's that drill boy. Oh shit, yeah, you got to get the A A Boy. You got to drop a tear when you get that shit taken away, because, bro, I ain't even gonna hold you. Man, I remember when I was a little bit younger. Hey, by the way y'all, I'm 37 years old. I turned 38 this year.

Speaker 2:

Yes sir, yes sir.

Speaker 1:

I remember when I was in my 20's man Shit, I was messing around with this chick Boy. I said, boy, that shit got you.

Speaker 2:

Do you?

Speaker 1:

get me that shit was why the words could not match how magical it was. Yeah, but I'm not saying it's the best. I'm not saying this is the worst, but it's something about it.

Speaker 2:

To make me reminiscent on this day.

Speaker 1:

Right, man, that motherfucker. I cut the motherfucker off cause she pissed me off so fucking bad. Tell me why. At 3 AM I was trying to get that motherfucker up.

Speaker 2:

I was going through my head, man, she said she ain't mean she said it wasn't that bad what she said it was trying to make excuses for her shit.

Speaker 1:

Man, I'm over there making excuses. I'm over there talking to myself in third person. Man, get yourself together with John. Shit just get your shit together.

Speaker 2:

It wasn't that bad. Get that shit. Man fuck off, get that shit.

Speaker 1:

You said she didn't mean to man fuck off. But hey, john, the head would pretty good man. She was like it smells aww man Shit. But what the fuck? When she got to doing that, ooh, you think I should hit her off. Hell yeah, hell yeah, I mean tomorrow in a whole third person dialogue. Hey, that's how that shit be though.

Speaker 2:

Hey you, before a motherfucker do something he's supposed to do. Just know, motherfucker having that conversation Like man, should I really do?

Speaker 1:

this. Hey, look, the crazy part about it is bro, I got all the way over this motherfucker's house, it turned around. Hey, bro, I left that motherfucker in the driveway. Bro, I pulled back out of the driveway and left and went back home, do it?

Speaker 2:

Nah.

Speaker 1:

Walk that bit, nah, hey. But I mean, this shit is communicated like that but cause a lot of people don't understand. That's the power of the P.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yo man drive all the way there you like. Nah, fuck that shit, she ain't gonna give me this time.

Speaker 1:

Man, fuck that bitch man. You know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna block that motherfucker off. Oh yeah, I'm gonna block her on my space. That shit still don't work. Hey look, look how you going on my space Tell me some shit. I know I remember email. Do I remember a phone number? I know I blocked it.

Speaker 2:

Hey look how the world works. Shit shit live on the goddamn east side. You live on the west side Somehow. Y'all still goddamn see each other in the goddamn store. Boy, what? What the fuck. You know what I'm starting to think? This shit is for me now. I'm starting to think this is Uh-uh bro.

Speaker 1:

Uh-uh, bro, shit or nah. Hey, when you hate, when you, when you, when you load the person, bro, what the fuck is a person when you load the person? So much do you realize how you be. Like this man, I don't wanna see that motherfucker, no more. Yeah, and the next 10 seconds you see this motherfucker.

Speaker 1:

You motherfucker, I'll tell my son, reminded like a song might come on. Yeah, man, you don't wanna listen to that song, no more, you don't wanna do none of that shit. But you shit, you get to throwing pictures, ripping them up, goddamn, burning them, man, fuck that motherfucker.

Speaker 2:

Hey, that Fantasia. Come on, if you don't want me, then don't talk to me. Look at that, my shit what a Fantasia boy Shit.

Speaker 1:

I'm back on my uh, what's up? Hold on shit, that shit man. You on my mic, I'm on my hold up, bro Shit. You up in talking about some that Fantasia? I don't know that Fantasia, bro Shit man, what you don't fuck with that Fantasia. Man, I don't fuck with that Fantasia.

Speaker 2:

Okay, okay, what's up with your brick or saw? When I did brick or saw, like when you going through it like one of the ones, you really you gotta hit that motherfucker. It don't help you out, but it make a little bit better. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1:

What shit? Who, what, what make me go to that way? Let me see I get this thing in this, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Okay, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Look at that, but I mean shit. But to be honest, it's like cause I'm back up on my bullshit.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

See.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

With you.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, hell yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, what I'm just saying, bro, that's that, because hey, don't, you, don't, you don't be able to be able to laugh at me and shit. Now Y'all know that motherfucker song.

Speaker 2:

Y'all know the words either Exactly.

Speaker 1:

Y'all got them put in the. Y'all turn that shit to the mass 38.

Speaker 2:

Listen without without the song. Most of these motherfuckers don't know what the fuck they say, so it don't even matter. Like hey shit, you know what the fuck you said.

Speaker 1:

Shit, it's all the matter. You gotta think about it, bro, because a lot of like shit. But you ask me what I go to? Well, I go to GZ, bro. Yeah, shit, cause you know why? Yeah, back in the streets, I'm back in the trap.

Speaker 2:

Now, I ain't gonna lie my first, I ain't gonna cap my first initial. I go, I go all the way back like this shit, like before I was born, tight shit, what is it? Listen to me, I'm gonna tell you a story, and this one, this one, I knew it was bad. I ain't gonna tell you everything because, like, I really don't like remember like everything, everything, but I remember this shit for show, right, this girl I was fucking with boom, she ordered me and she fucking broke that shit off. Right, and your name fucking feels the type of way about that shit, you know. So I used to hoop and shit. Well, I still do, but I used to hoop like on a different type of level.

Speaker 1:

So hey, by the way, y'all this nigga tall as fuck, by the way this nigga like 17.

Speaker 2:

Nah, he'll know he, he lying like hell. But anyway, I went to the gym and shit, but put my earphones in and guess what the fuck? I hit that first fucking song Hell, nah, love and happiness. God damn, lord, boy, that green, they hit you in the heart real quick. Don't, don't, don't, bye. I need, I need, I need need someone to God damn To help me a little bit you know Right absolutely man Fuck me up Fuck.

Speaker 1:

But you gotta understand but that. But sometimes it's those songs that that help us through shit. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

If you don't love me by now, you will never ever love me. Yeah, oh yeah, what shit like that bro.

Speaker 2:

But that shit hit D listen, and this a if you think you're lonely now what they say. Wait until tonight's girl hey, hey, hey, listen, you think you're lonely. Wait until the goddamn 10, 11, 12 o'clock.

Speaker 1:

But you know what, bro? Shit, it's fucked up because I see so many studies that say a lot of these females and female majority of females always have that plan B.

Speaker 2:

I can see that.

Speaker 1:

That motherfucking lurking in the background.

Speaker 2:

I can see that. But then they try to say that that we got some too. But I should be on a different scale. Our shit is not because we want to leave you. Our shit is not because we actually like this bitch and we just trying to get a nut off like I don't think y'all understand the, the, the the complexity but, like, because you got to think about it, females.

Speaker 1:

But I was me talking to my homegirls and me reading up on stuff and just talking to people. They always tell me that certain, certain genders will look at things as okay. What does this person have this going on? Does this person have this going on? They start seeing them, they start seeing the potential in that person that they're fucking with. To be honest, I started retraining my brain to think the same way. If I'm gonna fuck up, I'm gonna fuck up.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's true. Y'all ain't catch that, did ya? No, not for real, though. I'm gonna fuck up. I'm gonna fuck up, I'm gonna level up when I do it type shit, that's what you mean by that.

Speaker 1:

I'm not downgrading myself in a worse position, because why am I backtracking?

Speaker 2:

That's true.

Speaker 1:

I'm not gonna fuck with you unless you meet me half the situation.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, when you put it like that, it makes hella sense.

Speaker 1:

Why should I fuck up and have to backpack this next motherfucker?

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Or it should be weak, like we say all the time. What do you bring to the motherfucking tape? Exactly, gotta be more than that. Hey look, if you only bring me goddamn some mouth and some wet ass, bro. I can get that anywhere, Bro, shit, fuck that. I can go get that from the Jurgens, bro. I'm sorry, Shit. I can go get that from the goddamn Jurgens. The hell yeah, the Jurgens. That's why they name the Jurgens, bro. Shit, what Shit. Hey, look when a Jurgens means Jurgen.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's what the fuck it means.

Speaker 1:

But if you look at certain things, but shit, what If you look at certain situations? That's why it's like now, it's like the only thing you had to offer me is some pussy or some mouth. I mean, where's the conversation? Where's?

Speaker 2:

the intellect Where's?

Speaker 1:

the intellectual background, or where's the buildup that I'm looking for Versus the situation I'm in now?

Speaker 2:

Right, what's your hobbies, what you like to do. Like where you like to go, what you like to eat, man cause like something.

Speaker 1:

Talk to me, goddamn Cause I can't fuck you seven days of the week, 24 hours out of the day.

Speaker 2:

Come on yeah, we could do that at the beginning, but nigga, that shit get played out Like that shit ain't. I don't know if y'all know that shit get played out real quick if it ain't nothing to talk about.

Speaker 1:

Bro, that's like a hot meal, bro. That shit gonna cool off after a while.

Speaker 2:

I'm trying to tell you you gonna have to reheat that motherfucker sooner. Let me show you you gonna get bored, exactly.

Speaker 1:

But if you cannot influence me to be a better version of me, why am I wasting my time?

Speaker 2:

Why? Why it's a waste of time.

Speaker 1:

Right, because if you coming in there, cause, honestly, truthfully, how many times will a female fuck with a dude at bus stop? If they drunk, what off they looks Off they. Oh, he got them new shoes on. Yeah, what? You sitting at a bus stop? That shit, just bro, that tastes bad. Wait, bro, trust me, if they sitting there, they will analyze you before they even say hello.

Speaker 2:

I mean that shit face value with us. To a certain degree though, like after we see your face and shit, I mean well, okay, I ain't gonna say hour, am I being okay? What you know Like what you had it. I need to know what you know now, cause you look good Now I'm thinking you dumb as fuck. So now I need to know what you know.

Speaker 1:

Like you need to prove me wrong right now, because of me, it's like where you had it, exactly Cause you have any motivation behind you, exactly Any energy behind anything that you're doing. Are you striving to make yourself better, or are you just a pretty face in the wet ass? Exactly Because it's just boring. So why like? Why waste my time?

Speaker 2:

Because I won't be.

Speaker 1:

Thank you. Facts, facts. I'm gonna move the fuck on in the heartbeat. Hey, I'm sorry, I know that sounds cruel to y'all, but in us a lot of y'all even agree with the terminology. But it's just, where do we go from now? Like we say at a table, a lot of y'all, and the crazy part about it is everybody wants to fuck up, straight up, everybody wants to level up, everybody wants to be in a better situation.

Speaker 2:

But you gotta give the gift, though. Like you can't just, you can't just fuck up all the time. Like you gotta have something Like you got and it can't just be that box, like it can't just be the mouth, like it gotta be something like either you can, hell, you gotta be able. Like it ain't even just cook or clean, it can be like shit. You know how to do, goddamn you know how to paint the tie.

Speaker 2:

Heating in the air. Like you know how to do, like other shit, like it's just, it's multiple ways that you can get a nigga that you don't even know it. All you gotta do is just put yourself out there. Stop using the P, be you Cause some of y'all are probably funny as hell. Like y'all ain't even trying to use what God done gave y'all yes, y'all. Okay, listen, I ain't mean I ain't. Yeah, they're so used to a guy that gave them.

Speaker 1:

So let me ask this question Do you think social media has fucked that up for us?

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 1:

Because I mean it's like they put in a oh shit, I ain't fucking no nigga for less than two feet.

Speaker 2:

Man, that shit is everywhere Like back in the day, like it didn't even matter what the fuck you look like I to me pictures. I don't think back in the day, my fuck is like my fuck.

Speaker 1:

Got that Moomoo on and the Bonnie. She was bad and fuck.

Speaker 2:

I see, dude, I like damn, he had her, like what the fuck, and they were taking care of business.

Speaker 1:

Yup, standing on business and doing what the fucking need to do yeah, living by his word, exactly Because you look at shit, bro, like the way I look at it is like, bro, cause like I ain't gonna hold you. So I was scrolling through my damn IG the other day Tell me why. I saw a mother with her whole titty out, whole titty nipple Damn, breastfeeding a kid.

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 1:

I said what the fuck?

Speaker 2:

Shit getting serious. So, what little baby say I don't know, man Shit getting serious.

Speaker 1:

You know what? You know what's crazy about it? Shit. I went on the damn page and tried to see if she was doing it more times. I'm like this, bro, this can't be real. This can't be real. Are y'all glorifying breastfeeding?

Speaker 2:

Now you're on the page.

Speaker 1:

I mean, bro, I was like what the fuck? The next to know, it's like the next day. I'm scrolling, scrolling, scrolling. I see another fucking female doing it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it might be a new trend or some shit.

Speaker 1:

But the thing is, y'all are grow, y'all are glorifying something that's so cherished that that builds a bond between a mother and son. Oh, don't get it twisted. I suck some titties. I ain't any old lot to you, but anyway I mean who won't?

Speaker 2:

I'm a big ass baby.

Speaker 1:

But, but in my mind it's like shit, some shit, bro, it's getting so Oversaturated. Yeah, that is becoming like, bro, play it out. Play it out. Yeah, it's like, because it's like a dude said the other day oh, name away. You know, a female is for the streets, only fans.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I mean straight off.

Speaker 2:

I'm gonna leave with a box.

Speaker 1:

Thank you.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I know I only want to fucking talk to you, to be honest, but you can't eat. And then I mean because, like cool, I feel like when you stooped that low, like damn, like it made me feel like you don't have nothing else. Nope, no, don't, don't really make you feel like you don't have none to talk about. You don't have shit going on. You can't make me better Like you, just well, you can fuck me. What?

Speaker 1:

Bro, it's like, it's like the desire or the mystery behind it. Yeah, all gone, Because, bro, I ain't gonna hold you man. Oh, I remember one time I was trying to talk to this chick man got to talking. Yeah, you know, you know you've been talking for a couple of days, couple of weeks, whatever. Yeah, she has sent me some news. I'm like, oh shit, what's up? Tell me why she sent me a video of her fucking another dude. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Speaker 2:

What.

Speaker 1:

Bro, no shit.

Speaker 2:

Hey, hey, hey bro, I ain't gonna lie to you, bro. Your stories be taking a goddamn mad turn, cuz I be chillin' Like I'm, I'm, I'm sittin' back chillin' and shit thinkin'. This shit finna be a smooth little alley-oop.

Speaker 1:

Motherfucker, you just wind me with that bitch, Bro, I mean. But stand up, bro. What the fuck makes you think I wanna fuck you after I'm sayin' this shit, I'm real shit though I'm sayin' this dude just blastin' you wrong. Yo what the fuck makes you think I'm so let me tell you somethin'. Your pussybill has just decreased drastically by just that information Shit. Because why should I want to see you being penetrated by another dude?

Speaker 2:

Man I thought you was like is that a dick? Oh hell, no what the fuck.

Speaker 1:

I sent back. I sent back. What the fuck did you sent?

Speaker 2:

me.

Speaker 1:

I just wanted to show you how good it was by showing me on another dude are you dumb, stupid or retarded?

Speaker 2:

What the fuck?

Speaker 1:

Damn Y'all know damn well your parents drop you on your motherfuckin' head. That's what the fuck I think. Bro, let me ask you a question how long do you think I carried that conversation onward? Do you even think I took it to that extent? Me personally.

Speaker 2:

After that little, after whatever she said, after that next sentence, I think you blocked her, bro. I ain't block her Bro, I would've blocked her.

Speaker 1:

I don't even wanna-. You know what? I looked at that shit. I was like bro, I don't even feel like textin' that motherfucker on the wall.

Speaker 2:

But hey, how you doin'.

Speaker 1:

It's been a while since I talked to you, man. You gonna talk to that other dude that was back down penetrating? Oh shit, because I'm sorry, it seems like Damn People out here have Bro, I hear it so fucking much Shit. Well, I just got them pulled out of Black Book and just got them when fucked off on one of my old flings. But then I saw somebody say something on Valentine's Day hey, that same motherfucker that you paid for the hotel, paid for food, paid for dinner I'm sorry, dinner and food are the same thing, but it's the same motherfucker gettin' back in the back of a car for free.

Speaker 2:

But goddamn free. Hey, you just spent like what about 500 on one day shift, 500?.

Speaker 1:

I know motherfuckers at cash-hots.

Speaker 2:

Shit me.

Speaker 1:

I know motherfuckers at goddamn at drop Bro. That's like my partner was telling me the other day this dude tell me something. Yeah, bro, you know how some motherfuckers spend like four, five hundred dollars on some box Boy. That motherfucker must have some goddamn serious head pussy bro. That motherfucker dropped the whole bag on. I said brat bag. What a bang. He said hell, nah, ten rat bro. I say ain't no way in hell. I said that bitch must have a lot of numbers in the whole pussy Straight up.

Speaker 2:

Hell. No, he just came up off that sucka duck ass nigga man.

Speaker 1:

I said that right there shows you the the disvalue of situations. I don't give a fuck what you say. Ain't no way in hell. The first time and last time I'm fucking you is worth ten bands.

Speaker 2:

Ten thousand.

Speaker 1:

Ten thou out Ten thou out Ten thousand hey bro, bro, hey, there's no way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Bro, that's an investment. Yeah, like that's a fucking starter business, thank you, Bro, what A starter up.

Speaker 2:

or goddamn Bro, ain't no way in hell, Shit she just thought of it.

Speaker 1:

Ain't no way, bro, that's it. It ain't no way, because if I look at how much money I'm spending on this box, yeah, I don't set the bar too fucking high. It's not too fucking high on just this one aspect.

Speaker 2:

The bar was too fucking high when you when y'all was having this conversation and the bar was too high. Long yeah what you talking about Anything else happened.

Speaker 1:

But that's the idea though, man. That's like when motherfuckers used to got down to put in the work to do things. So do you feel like fucked up the value on this shit? Gave the wrong impression on this shit Because every female out here now think they got down, put in the worst, got down a Birkin.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1:

Damn well, every got down put ain't got them. Good, that shit probably weak it for Bro. That's like that. That's like that, bro, what the fuck did you give me.

Speaker 2:

I mean, you ain't lying.

Speaker 1:

That shit probably got them feel like some old dry ass sandpaper Bro. You gotta go get some goddamn KY from the store that got them.

Speaker 2:

Not the handy dandy Lou.

Speaker 1:

Yes, the hot and spicy.

Speaker 2:

Oh, you feel that tingle, baby.

Speaker 1:

Yes, the tingleberry, they're hot and cold.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

They're ooey.

Speaker 2:

Not the goddamn blow in the back of your head. Yeah boy Shit a little chilly huh.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, they're ice and hot, but the way I look at it, bro, there's no value in getting to know nobody. No more To understanding their situations, to understanding their flaws, their strength.

Speaker 2:

They're saying about that money. We had that conversation too. Everything about that green man.

Speaker 1:

I'm gonna say something. Value of money is a piece of paper.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 1:

Knowledge is more power.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And what you can do. What you can learn from an individual is more power.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, people just put that value on the money. They put that shit on the pedestal.

Speaker 1:

But don't get me wrong, that is an equation. When you get to know somebody, yeah, shit, I want to see what your brain at. I want to see how your funny, your emotion, your effort, how you strive for your goals, and then we can get that money shit later. We can get to that money shit later. Right, because in the equivalent, because I'm big on reciprocating energy, exactly as hard as you fuck with me, I'm gonna fuck with you.

Speaker 2:

As that should be the case for everybody. Everybody don't stand on business, though.

Speaker 1:

Everybody don't do that. Everybody don't stand on that shit. Everybody don't stand on the shit the way we need to stand on shit. Yeah, and the crazy part about it is I just don't find an interest in it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Because it's like, bro, what the fuck are we doing here? Because, bro, I'll tell you a funny story. Shit, I ain't got a chance here to laugh at my ass or laugh at his ass with his goddamn ridiculous ass stories. Bro, I had this one shit Shit, bro, I was making pennies back then. I was broke as fuck back then and she just kept talking shit. I don't talk about talking big boy shit. Yeah, talking cash shit. I don't like shit and I was young so I was like shit, fuck it, shit. I want to see what you do If you really back it up, bro.

Speaker 1:

I man, that motherfucker took off her clothes. You know what I want to my head man? This motherfucker flattening the plank offer. Goddamn it over in any bro. I Said what the fuck it is bitter sideways she's gonna disappear.

Speaker 2:

What your fuck is he ain't even thinking of being number one.

Speaker 1:

But exclamation point look better than she did. But On tomorrow, look like exclamation point up tomorrow. She turned to the side, bro, her legs disappeared. On thing you saw was up a half and a feet.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I was like what the ever-loving fuck is this shit? Brian, ain't gonna hold you, man. I try to do it when I started thinking about man who the fuck is gonna call my phone to get me out of this damn situation and the first thing to pop to my head was, hey, let's change positions. Well, I had a rub on guess what I did. Grab that rubber, hopped that motherfucker.

Speaker 2:

God damn it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I ain't got no more rubbers. Oh, we can do it without no the fuck we can't. I gotta go change somebody time, but see ya, see you ain't got the fuck on, really, motherfucker. Saw me, bro, I don't smoke.

Speaker 2:

Man, I go to the fuck out that motherfucker. Hey, be like that.

Speaker 1:

Hey listen, but I don't judge me off that story. That's it. Everybody. Look, I was. I think I was 18, 19 at the time. Don't judge me, but when I look at that situation, I think that's what made me grow to the point I am today. Yeah, going through bullshit like that.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, cuz after that. You can't run that shit on me.

Speaker 1:

You ain't gonna run that shit on me, you can spot you.

Speaker 2:

I'm an old, you're playing you, but no, I'm just like this though.

Speaker 1:

You, there's more to people than just six. Right, there's more people than just intercourse, yeah, but but people put too much value on it. Yeah but I'm sorry, but I'm not. If I got shit to do, I got shit to do. I got responsibilities, I got shit to chase exactly. I got. I Want to grow more in life.

Speaker 2:

Yes, other stuff I gotta do right now.

Speaker 1:

I mean shit.

Speaker 2:

I take the back burner for the day. That's it. That's it. I'm staying forever. Hey, I ain't saying always, I'm saying for today.

Speaker 1:

That's it. We might not that lot look like. Look, we win a macy's and we go to this goddamn little, you know little what are that family bathroom. I might tighten you up right quick, yeah, but shit, we a didn't. After we get done, you put you. Straighten up your hell, you straight up your wig, your lace front, whatever, make sure that it's it on shut straight. We're gonna go out there today, little goddamn little Korean barbecue place out there. We're gonna get us a little meal and we gonna go about our way, yep, but but the thing is, the rest of the day is still ahead of us.

Speaker 1:

We can still enjoy the rest of our day.

Speaker 2:

Now you can go do what you gotta do, I can go do what I gotta do, and we can reconfine later, yeah shit, I mean shit.

Speaker 1:

We can sit back, watch movies, grab a salad. She's go get some wings. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, because if I enjoy your company, I want your company. Exactly and don't matter where the fuck I'm at right, because guess what the heart grows fond of the more you away exactly because if I can pick up this phone, I'm still gonna have a conversation with you.

Speaker 1:

I'm sure they're gonna shoot your text. But if I don't do none of that, are you interested me, right? Are you losing my interest, right? Help me learn some shit. Help me grow some shit. Yeah, we be great. Help me be great. Hey, you know what fuck that? Come jump on the motherfucking podcast so we can talk some shit.

Speaker 2:

Hey, come, do some, let me see some, let me, let me see if you can hold a conversation. Uh, just yeah, just be active, be funny, do something. You know right, it was man. Ain't hard like we just want back the smallest shit. Was satisfied man. Yeah you would never know that. That's all you need to do that down.

Speaker 1:

Bro cuz, you can help support my podcast by sharing it. Yeah if I'm doing something, if I got a business. Hell, you can be not doing shit, sitting at home watching goddamn the soap operas and shit and be scrolling on your phone and be like, oh shit, I thought about this and shoot it, to shoot it to me in a text Like a how to promote some shit. Guess what that does Help me better myself.

Speaker 1:

That little, small aspect of you just thinking about me, even a fraction, showed me something exactly show me that you care at least got there care at least, or you're, you shows a little bit of interest, but but then lack of interest, shit, I can't do it bro.

Speaker 2:

I can't do it.

Speaker 1:

Because all you want to do is eat.

Speaker 2:

Sleeping fuck, no, but it's more than life, than that baby.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, shit, I believe in the three, else feed fucking finance I Can't. If I can't finance, I mean I ain't making no money, it means ain't got no motion.

Speaker 2:

Yep.

Speaker 1:

Hey.

Speaker 2:

I gotta eat with that.

Speaker 1:

You gotta go. Hey, you start fucking my financing bitch. We bought a fight, what about?

Speaker 2:

a box, put on the glove. Whoo, that's. I was quick. What you talking about? Give me a one.

Speaker 1:

Hey, shit. But after that shit you better be able to do, do, do, do, finish me this. Personal games. Yeah, so just all I gotta say is man, shit, Don't, let. Don't, let nobody goddamn run your life just because they got Some dangling between their legs or a wet ass box, because a lot of people will try to use that power to control you and dictate every movement or action that you make. Because, been there, done that, got a t-shirt, got a bumper sticker, all that, oh that, well, shit, I even got a little key chain, little dangling thing. Right, right, shit man, fuck that shit man. But it's, stop Looking at just the box. Is what you got to bring to the table, the awful, or some dick, because you can get somebody a dick, some dick, in a hard time.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, don't be miserable that what you tell mom, a dick might be good, but you what you gonna do?

Speaker 2:

all the other time it's got them miserable as hell.

Speaker 1:

All right you be like man, I don't want to deal with this. Fuck shit. No, not today, not a fucking day. Yeah, but you got anything else you want to say? Smiley.

Speaker 2:

No, man, I think. I think we we got a lot of sister for today, man hell man.

Speaker 1:

Hey man, I'm gonna be a crime, man a little bit.

Speaker 2:

We miss it, I know man.

Speaker 1:

I really miss my home. Man, even though your ass is way, you better be back today. Hey, peace out. But hey, all I want to tell you is sit down and let a step, or step for Steps, on. Let's see y'all next time. Peace, peace you.

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