Sit down and watch it step-by-step and welcome to four step-by-step only. I'm Jack, that's Chance and that's Smiley, and we're back this week we got another guest.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she came back she kept her word.
Speaker 2:You want me to do the intro?
Speaker 3:You want me to introduce you, right? Yeah, go ahead, drum roll, y'all, drum roll, drum roll, hit the drum roll. Coming back to Folk Steppers, Only the one, and only, actually, what I said last time world renowned internationally known. Coming straight from Oakland, california, not the bay Oakland, you feel me?
Speaker 4:Asia, asia, malay thanks for having me once again give your word actually inviting me back. Yeah, you know, of course I keep my word.
Speaker 1:So hey, y'all wanna know what I was laughing at before we started this pod. What? Why my short ass sit the damn mic up so high, knowing damn well I can't reach it you gotta extend your name. Hey look, I'm gonna be trying to make myself taller, knowing damn well I can't stretch. I can't stretch my back or my neck to make me no longer.
Speaker 3:That's why you're doing all that moving. I thought you was uncomfortable.
Speaker 1:You know how them little kids be trying to reach someone on the top shelf, be trying to jump and shit Like what? This damn mic man?
Speaker 4:That's why there's nothing on the third shelf in your cabinet, hey man you know what?
Speaker 1:Fuck you? A Fuck you. What'd she?
Speaker 2:say Look, that's why. You walked into that man, I just feel like I hurt a little bit.
Speaker 4:You walked into that. I'm sorry, listen, I'm sorry. I'm sorry you skipped. So sorry, I skipped under, you skipped.
Speaker 3:I'm tired of the injustice for a short king, but it's all right, it's. Justice is crazy.
Speaker 4:Say the height when we lay down we're all, please. That is true, hi. What are you talking about? That is true. All of us.
Speaker 1:You know what Asian? Remember all inches matter, please yeah, that's wow.
Speaker 3:You got me and said hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me get this off, because we was talking about this, uh, before we started recording. So asia got in contact, right, and I asked her how do you feel about people who wear color contacts?
Speaker 1:hey chance, I'm gonna let, I'm going to let Asia go. Hey Chance, the first thing before Asia says this what? I just want to put this out there. What's up. What's up. I know everybody named Mama Uh-oh Been seeing somebody with some color contacts For sure, and said you should make your eyes going down where that shit does not fit you.
Speaker 3:You look for a minute before you talk. You look for a minute before you even talk to that person.
Speaker 1:Look bro. The crazy part about it is you say oh hey. And the first thing that pop in your head is that two discolor eye dog, because I remember what the fuck you looked like before and I'm looking at you now.
Speaker 3:And shit sweat drops in my head the yeah. Only way you can get that shit off is if I never met you before. Let me be cool with you how I met you before you come with a different eye, cousin, yeah that's it. That's it you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:Bro, it's not you, don't try something new bro, please, what the fuck is you trying something new? You 30. You're an adult, got your own car insurance. Walk out of here, try something new. But not like, yeah, man, you gotta, you gotta, ask them and then you know they gonna lie. Yes, cause you dark skinned with these ocean blue eyes, is that?
Speaker 4:those your real eyes? Yeah, they are.
Speaker 3:I'ma set them up.
Speaker 2:I might not even go straight into it. Yeah, I might not even go straight into it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I might not even go straight into it. I might ask oh, where you from? Oh, I'm from Detroit. Man, you about to lie like a mom? That's a real eye color.
Speaker 2:What did you say? All right, all right.
Speaker 4:Hey. So what's your opinion on it? I feel the same as chance, like if I just met you, you have a man. I'm just like, okay, well, I guess it's just that person. But like if I know you and you pop up one day, just like you said, then I I know. No, no, take that shit out yeah, bro what are you doing? You look dumb. I'm sorry. I love you, but I'm not about to have you out here and for you motherfuckers that wear them all white eyes and shit.
Speaker 4:Well, those are okay during Halloween and like October and shit, because it goes with costumes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay. It does Nowadays people dress up as anything nowadays?
Speaker 3:Yeah, damn near, molly, what you think about the white the white.
Speaker 2:Hey man, that shit is creepy.
Speaker 3:I'm going the other way on your ass. That shit, creepy. I'm too superstitious for that shit.
Speaker 1:Well, it depends on what time of day and when. If I see you during the daytime and you ain't got no scars or no bumps, I know your ass ain't no ghost.
Speaker 2:Well.
Speaker 1:Now, if I see your ass at night, I ain't even gonna question it, I'm just gonna haul ass.
Speaker 3:You should still haul ass even if it's in the daytime, because you never know.
Speaker 2:Well, why?
Speaker 4:You never know what he's a zombie. Ghosts can come out during the daytime. It's not confined to just nighttime. I know that the same danger level is the same at the day during the night. It's different at night because you can't see shit.
Speaker 3:So that means you can see the eyes.
Speaker 2:You can see them. White eyes, you can see them white eyes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, white, eyes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, don't yeah that shit scary I don't give a fuck if I fall, I'm still, I'm still gonna roll out that bitch. That shit is scary you black, you not gonna fall.
Speaker 4:It's facts only white people fall in the most crucial moment.
Speaker 3:I be timing it too when I watch a scary movie like why she finna fall? Hey, why do people fucking horror?
Speaker 1:movies. Hey, why do people fucking horror movies? Why do what? Why? Do people fucking horror movies. Uh, I think it's just the adrenaline, the adrenaline, yeah man last time I had that, I felt like I was about to have a heart attack. I didn't even want to come. Okay, well, um.
Speaker 3:Well, was you? You wasn't in a horror movie, nigga? Yeah, I don't think that pertains.
Speaker 1:Every day is a horror movie when I walk out.
Speaker 3:All right. All right, you got a trench coat on. Boo yeah, all right, let me see you with a trench coat on after you're saying that, nigga finna, shoot up the shit, please, yeah, but nah, I feel like in horror movies, why they have sex is because it's, like you know, they about to die.
Speaker 4:I think it's because the adrenaline just kind of goes with the whole.
Speaker 3:Like you ever seen Cabin Fever? No, you never seen Cabin Fever, no, is that the?
Speaker 4:name of the movie. When they got the skin disease I didn't like horror movies because I was scared for a long time, so I just started liking them. College I saw Parent of my Activity and that was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. The third one. Yes.
Speaker 2:That was funny.
Speaker 4:That shit was funny. That was the first one Normal activity.
Speaker 3:She got smacked on the table, hell yeah, by a ghost or by the yeah. You talking about.
Speaker 4:Damon Wayne's version's version.
Speaker 1:Nigga, I'm talking about, no, the real normal activity I gotta go back and watch this damn movie because I do not remember it smack and a bit like went backwards and flew through the table, though yeah, oh wait hold on.
Speaker 4:Everyone in the theater cracked the fuck up. That was a great movie. I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna be honest with y'all.
Speaker 2:I remember that shit and I watched that shit when I was like 16.
Speaker 4:Comedy yeah.
Speaker 2:Funny as fuck dog.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna be so 100. When you said schmack.
Speaker 2:I'm coming on, schmack man, schmack.
Speaker 3:I didn't know. You meant Shmack in the face. I thought you liked smack Like she was having sex On the table with the ghost. No, oh, okay.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, all right. No, not Not getting pounded, no.
Speaker 1:Man, I the only one that I thought about when y'all said scary movie.
Speaker 4:And they were getting smacked. Paranormal activity, not scary movie, no, not getting pounded.
Speaker 1:That's the part of my head where you said smack. My shit's sitting there. I'm about to get banged out on the top of the roof.
Speaker 4:Pounding is crazy. Did either one of y'all see any paranormal activity? They had like five yeah, so I don't remember her getting smacked. Do you remember sex in any of them Bro?
Speaker 2:you gotta watch. Go back and watch it, bro. I know.
Speaker 4:Exactly.
Speaker 2:You remember that? Be fucking for real. I don't remember.
Speaker 4:Hey Chance, have you seen any of the paranormal activities?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I've seen them.
Speaker 4:Okay, have you seen any? I've seen, like the last two. Have you seen any sex in any of them that you've seen?
Speaker 3:No, no soon because you said smack right. So with today's slang and verbiage, that's today's slang and vocabulary, I mean smack, that's crazy Pranom activity.
Speaker 4:What are you trying to get?
Speaker 3:at what's your mind.
Speaker 1:Y'all forgot. I'm short. I can't smack shit on no table unless I got a stepstool.
Speaker 3:I don't smack shit. It wasn't a table, it was a bathroom counter.
Speaker 2:It wasn't no table, though. What is that bathroom counter?
Speaker 3:It was a surface Surface.
Speaker 1:So, with that being said, have y'all ever met somebody that y'all want to say something to but at that moment, just being out saying the most rudest shit to them, or just saying the necessary shit that needs to be said, instead of you having to smooth it over and making a little bit more delicate or not say nothing at all?
Speaker 3:yes, every day all the time, especially in uh, in, where we work every fucking day.
Speaker 1:Customer service sucks ass yes, it does, because sometimes I want, I want, I want to tell people go suck the egg y'all don't understand.
Speaker 3:Every fucking day I be wanting to tell these people to go eat a dick so many niggas talking different today eat a dick shut up, sit down first, pound it now suck a egg. Damn, she said eat a dick. Don't ever tell me to go suck a egg, nigga you never get to look at you like where the fuck is you from?
Speaker 4:I ain't broke, or shit, man oh, or you can tell him to like suck the chrome off the hitch yeah so my thing about what you just asked have you ever said fucking.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna just say it yeah yeah go ahead. Hey, what did you do it?
Speaker 4:I do it like 60 of the time but go ahead, go ahead, give an example.
Speaker 3:What do you mean? Give an example when you did?
Speaker 1:it like a most fucked up situation with it you think of. Yeah, I want to say myself in fucked up situations.
Speaker 3:I want a most fucked up situation with it you could think of yeah, I want to say myself in fucked up situations I want to say fucked up, but like you know when, when have you done it?
Speaker 4:done. What well we just what jackson just said. Uh, like held back I no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3:I said it anyway.
Speaker 4:You went ahead and said fuck it, I'm gonna just say it, you got it it was sometime at work this past week and I said it to one of the other employees that he looked stupid and it just kind of came out. I was like, yeah, you look kind of dumb right now.
Speaker 3:Why was he looking dumb?
Speaker 4:Because he had on this tight-ass shirt and I told him not to buy this tight-ass shirt, but he did it anyway, and then I'm really loving that they come through and landscape how they're supposed to you know that why you.
Speaker 3:You hired somebody.
Speaker 1:That's part of the HOA fee yeah, that's part of the HOA fee so you told him not to buy the shirt.
Speaker 3:He went ahead and copped it. Yeah, did anyway it just it looked all around stupid.
Speaker 4:The design was off, he looked dumb it was tight on him.
Speaker 3:Yeah, in places that it shouldn't have been tight was this somebody that we work with or y'all work with? I work with? Oh, okay, yeah.
Speaker 4:Black or white. Why do you need to know?
Speaker 3:Just give me the information I need.
Speaker 4:Go ahead.
Speaker 2:The answer's no Okay.
Speaker 4:Anyway, yeah, he did, he looked stupid. I was like, yeah, you looked dumb. He was like what do you mean you look stupid? I was like, yeah, you look dumb. He was like what do you mean he looks?
Speaker 3:stupid, I'm sorry. Hey, watch this, nigga come to the window oh. Do you feel me? Podcast oh Wow.
Speaker 1:You know, they can't hear that, right? Huh, they can't hear it.
Speaker 3:Oh, they can't hear it. Okay, cool, Jack, go ahead Whenever you just said fuck it.
Speaker 1:I'm going to say it A lot of times. I be asking motherfuckers are they dumb, stupid or retarded?
Speaker 3:Well, I mean, you don't got no filter anyway, bro? Not in a bad way, not in a bad way.
Speaker 1:Sometimes I don't have a filter. That's like this one time in customer service when a motherfucker came in there because of a certain situation, um, and he was. He was talking crazy. He said the aliens were going to come and probe him so he didn't want to change clothes um so I we had some mesh underwears, right like the see-through meshy underwear, yeah, and I told him, hey, these right here were designed by the futuristic scientists and they, they will protect you from being pro he bought that shit.
Speaker 3:What?
Speaker 1:he bought it. I told him he has an invisible force field what the fuck is wrong with these people, man hey, sometimes you get in customer service. You gotta, you gotta get to their logic, man. That's why I mean shit. Sometimes they don't understand the normal conversation. Sometimes it's like you gotta go far left field and get on their level just so you they can understand and comprehend. That's why I say some people are dumb, stupid and retarded.
Speaker 4:That's true. The general public is really stupid.
Speaker 1:That's why I say normal is weird and weird is normal.
Speaker 3:Or common sense ain't so common. That's what I like to say. That's fact. I haven't built up the courage yet to say what I want to say.
Speaker 4:What? Why Just do it what?
Speaker 3:are you holding back for?
Speaker 1:Because, yeah, like you heard from my previous ghost, bro Samba told a motherfucker his dick was weak. Oh my Well, I mean.
Speaker 4:That's not Sometimes that needs to be told.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I wouldn't say that was something I'm thinking on the scale of like. I want to say this, but I know I can't um, sometimes you know what I'm saying, just let that bitch. That's what I mean sometimes because, they might not take it in.
Speaker 3:Uh, in, uh in the right way, you know. I mean I ain't too confrontational, but I see some shit at work and I be like, yeah, what the fuck? For example, when I see a black person. Just why you came out the house like that? You know what I'm saying. Don't even want to say that, cause I don't see that work like where we be trying to make progress and this nigga's like y'all you need to. What the fuck are you doing? Why you came out the house looking like that. You looking wild right now like.
Speaker 3:I know it's a white person in here like see, honey, that's what I'm talking about right there, people are savages like bro, why you came out the house. All right, let me, let me see that. All right, this was the other day at work. This lady came up with her kid. She had on an all cheetah print bodysuit, right, but guess what? She was one of them females. That's like you don't need to be wearing no bodysuit, you know, I'm saying you, not nah. And you came with your jit oh, you don't give a fuck. And you came with your jit oh, you don't give a fuck. Shawty, it's mad People in here. You came in here with the cheetah print bodysuit, some furry sandals you know, the sandals with the furry, the little puffball. And then you got the nerd. Guess what was on her head? A bonnet, a motherfucking cheetah bonnet.
Speaker 4:So I was thinking to myself At least she got it to match.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm saying. Not only did you come out here like that, you coordinated with it. So that means you looked at yourself and was like oh yeah, this is the one Fuck out of here. Don't come out like that, no more. Come on, man, we trying to make progress, man, we trying to make progress. You taking us three steps back. But if I went up to her and said that probably would have went well. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:You would have had a whole complaint on your head.
Speaker 3:Whole complaint, whole complaint. Fuck a complaint. Had a whole situation, a whole scene. You would have got fired. I don't think I would have got fired. I think you would have.
Speaker 4:Nah because, Yep, because she would have made some noise.
Speaker 3:She would have made noise. But At the end of the day, do y'all not agree?
Speaker 1:Since y'all saying she would have made some noise, right? Have y'all ever been out in public? And the motherfuckers just Mad and irate and boisterous for no reason, bro. Like bro, if For sure, use your inside voice. Please use your inside voice. They are right there in front of you. Why are you talking so fucking loud?
Speaker 4:They can have some decor. We're in public.
Speaker 3:Thank you. Like I'm in Publix and somebody decides to snap on one of the employees. Oh, come on. First of all, ma'am, do you know where you at? Yeah, this is a good establishment. This is not Walmart I. This is a good establishment. This is not Walmart. I don't know for real. This is Publix. I come here to get away from nigga tree, but what are you doing?
Speaker 4:They got the best produce.
Speaker 3:Yeah, get out of Publix with that, take that to Walmart. Come on now. That type of shit is wild behavior. Behavior, it is what it is, though it's like I don't know. Do you feel like you're embarrassed?
Speaker 1:sometimes, and you see that shit, hell yeah hell yeah even though that you ain't wet on your hands. No.
Speaker 3:I'm still being embarrassed shit I ain't.
Speaker 1:I'm still embarrassed but I'm like why? Why keep up the bigotry, bruh, cause this shit retarded me what you think, have you said something to somebody?
Speaker 3:You know some people when they snapping out in public and all that. Some people be like all right, now you dragging it. You know what I mean? Or will you just be quiet and just be like? Observe the whole. Thing.
Speaker 4:I would be quiet and observe it unless it directly affects me of people that I'm with, because if I get involved somebody's gonna meet the end of this chamber damn repeat that, repeat that last part I stay silently in the back.
Speaker 4:I would rather not interact unless it directly affects me or the people I'm with, because if I get involved, somebody is gonna meet the end of this chamber because she's already irate and then she brings that shit over to me. I'm not fighting with you, I just got my nails done, you're just going to get shot.
Speaker 3:So in most scenarios that you've seen, it's been women.
Speaker 4:Usually with kids, so it's kind of understandable. I have seen some ridiculously drunk men.
Speaker 3:It's just so distasteful causing shit yeah, breaking shit breaking, shit ridiculous hey, uh, smiley, your ass fried over there, ain't it? Yep, what you got to say, man. Like I said, that boy fried. Jesus Like like all right. So if you, if you see somebody out and they causing a scene, you really want to tell them like hey, shut the fuck up man, but you know it's not going to go, it's not going to go right gonna go right, that's gonna go low you said that observed.
Speaker 2:I ain't gonna lie, I really trying to Really change my perspective, cause you never know what's gonna happen. Hold on, that could've just been the straw that broke the camel back that day. You feel me, you never know. Time is hard. For real, it is A lot of shit going on and stuff like that. But the reason I really look at it, I think about the first time I think about it. I think it was just like real shit, you know what I mean Go ahead, go ahead what?
Speaker 3:is it?
Speaker 2:I had two different things I was thinking about, and the first one was like, yeah, it is a lot of shit.
Speaker 1:you can say like yeah just wanna.
Speaker 3:Oh, facts, facts, facts.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's facts, bro. That's actually a good one For sure.
Speaker 1:Yeah, cause I didn't even Think about it like that. Yeah, I didn't think about it Like that Alright.
Speaker 3:Smiley yeah man Facts, cause, like that's actually a good one for sure. Yeah, because I didn't even think about it like that. Yeah, I didn't think about it like that. All right, smiley. Yeah, man, in fact, because like my thing is, though, if you don't get that chance to say it to somebody that's gone, I feel like that they already gone. So that's tough already, but like that adds on to, let's just say, the grieving process like damn I wish I would you know what I'm saying, so that make it even worse.
Speaker 3:So for sure, it's just not about you know, uh, um, seeing stuff and then want to say it for sure, show, it's about like when they gone. Yeah, I can agree with you. I wish I could see this nigga man. You look so fried right now, man Bruh.
Speaker 4:He chilling in the corner, he in the nook, he in the nook of the couch.
Speaker 3:Hold on, hold on. You ain't go to sleep, bro. Why do you do that, bro?
Speaker 4:Wait so you did the night, and why let's not normalize this?
Speaker 3:Have you, let's not normalize this, have you? Do you have insomnia when I work night shift, bro? As soon as I clocked out, a nigga is passing out.
Speaker 1:I worked night shift with y'all.
Speaker 3:One time, bro, I got to the car and fell asleep in the car. Turn the car on. I asleep in the car, turn the car on, I blink. That shit said 930.
Speaker 2:It's going to be 24 in like an hour that's a bit much.
Speaker 3:So you're going to sleep through the night then you should go to sleep.
Speaker 4:What do?
Speaker 3:you mean no?
Speaker 4:You work tomorrow no.
Speaker 3:So, you're going to sleep during the day.
Speaker 2:No. I got to do my daughter this shit, don't stop tomorrow.
Speaker 4:So you're gonna sleep during the day. You know that's not safe, right hell the nap. Okay, do you sleep. Okay, at least you get some sleep.
Speaker 3:I want to ask you this, but I don't think it's gonna get you in trouble. You sleep at work. Damn, I'll be not. I'll be not. I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 1:Asian, asian caught me slipping. Hey, just don't go in a cup of coffee please what yeah, that's what you know.
Speaker 2:Hey, I ain't gonna lie, I went I went to the bathroom.
Speaker 3:I ain't gonna lie, I went to the bathroom. I ain't gonna say what floor it was or where it was, but that shit look like the chum bucket, my nigga.
Speaker 4:I ain't even use that, motherfucker dog.
Speaker 3:That shit look like the chum bucket yeah oh yeah, the ones in the cut the ones in the cut, the ones in the cut man, and they done turned out to be nasty. That's why you can't blow it up they gonna make you hot that's wild, that mean they nasty at the crib?
Speaker 2:ew, that's wild that's wild, that mean they nasty at the crib ew oh that's tough, it's disgusting hey y'all.
Speaker 3:I hate going in the bathroom yo public bathroom and somebody in there bombing that bitch up.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that does suck.
Speaker 2:But now you don't hang a lot of shit. It sucks, though, because it's like this is how you fuck this shit up, and I got that shit.
Speaker 3:Hey, no, look, look, look, hey, Pete, Look though, look, look the combination of smells and shit. Oh hell no.
Speaker 4:It'll be too much.
Speaker 3:Let me tell you what happened to me the other day. Bro, I'm coming, I'm washing my hands. I just got done using the bathroom. I ain't blow it up, I'm washing my hands. I see an old white dude walking, that motherfucker right, old white dude with a Korea veteran hat. You know he old, so I see him and I just, you know, hit the head. Nod that you hit the head, nod with. You know you see a dude with a. You know he old, so I see him and I just you know, hit the head nod that you hit the head, nod with. You know you see a dude with you know what's up.
Speaker 3:The way he came in the bathroom and just him in my mind and I wish I could have told him like, hey, my boy, go to another one, don't use them. Like I could tell you was finna, blow this shit up bro. I could tell you was finna, take. So I'm like, so I'm finishing washing up my, my hand, he get in there. He was like I'm like, see what the fuck, please? I'm like bro, come on. Bro, you couldn't. My thing is right if, if I'm in that situation where it's that bad, at least wait till motherfuckers get out the bathroom.
Speaker 4:Sometimes people gotta go, he was old.
Speaker 1:So what are you saying now? Y'all ever been in the bathroom and you know somebody already sitting down taking a shit. And you gotta sit down and take a shit. I'ma leave, but you can't leave, though it's bubbling so bad where you can't leave.
Speaker 3:I'ma be honest with you, bro.
Speaker 1:You try to put a silencer on your shit. I just I've never.
Speaker 4:I've never been in a situation to where I think summer camp was the most Excuse me hey wait, did your camp have inside bathrooms or outside?
Speaker 2:Nah, hell, nah, I ain't going to lie to you. Hell nah, it was never no outside, I ain't going to to you it was never no outside. I ain't gonna cut you down though my last job. They tried to try. That's why I had to get the fucking body there and they had a bathroom like that.
Speaker 4:They brought porta-potties to that place. Oh fuck, no, y'all got me fucked up.
Speaker 2:I was in that bed right at the start.
Speaker 4:He was like bro what the fuck am I? Doing. We're in a fucking porta potty yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't trust porta potties man. I get it.
Speaker 4:I don't trust porta potties.
Speaker 1:That's what I was saying.
Speaker 3:Because people play too much. It's my trust in people. I don't trust people like that. Somebody might be like, hey, that nigga Chan is going to the porta potty.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Let's take that bit over, like the fact that I was doing that. No, no, let me tell you so. On one of my field training exercise, while I was in the service, they had porta potties out there. We were out there for 30 days please please, please, please.
Speaker 1:30 fucking days were you overseas, nah we were in the country, but you gotta set up the whole system, like water system and everything, so if they are having errors with it. You went with time without showers and baths, so you gotta understand. You gotta understand. You got 500 individuals on a farm and we don't have no running shower for 14 days.
Speaker 4:Oh God. It smells like booty and hot garbage and vomit.
Speaker 1:This is the worst thing. We weren't in, like Hudson Hoochie and nut cheese.
Speaker 2:You saw a lab of a learning agency.
Speaker 1:Bro, we got a dude out there, Bro. I shit you not, bro. We had a dude that went to medical to see the doc because he attempted to jack his dick while we were out there and the shit got infected and started swelling up and shit.
Speaker 3:Please. That nigga said a lot of ass, itching Everybody at at that point. I don't give a fuck you. You can't tell me when I'm, you can't say shit to me if I scratch my ass. I know you got some weed baby. Hold on, hold on, Bruh, I know, I know everybody smelled like bounce that ass, oh god.
Speaker 1:Bro, I remember going into a port-a-potty and I smelled worse than the port-a-potty. Bro I literally Unzipped my pants and that motherfucker said oh.
Speaker 2:Almost died.
Speaker 3:And what's fucked up about that? It ain't even no excuse if you was in you know a war zone or overseas.
Speaker 1:It's a McDonald's of the block, bro nah, they put us in the middle, you in America. No, bro, you gotta understand. Some of these damn military bases are fucking huge. The hell, dude.
Speaker 3:We were in the middle of fucking nowhere nigga you hasn't been driving, I would have lied. I gotta get some shit off base. Bro Aja, I'm lying you're stupid. Bro Aja, am I lying you in country? Where was this? At what state was this? It's California oh, that's making it even worse it was like Northern California so like by Sacramento and shit. Uh-uh, uh-uh, sacramento is more Southern. At that point, give me the toilet paper or I'm going outside.
Speaker 1:Bro, I saw a moose oh yeah, bro, I saw a moose one night. You seen a moose?
Speaker 4:not. If you had toilet paper and wipes, give me the toilet paper. I'm going outside toilet paper and wipes go outside. What's?
Speaker 1:tomorrow if you go outside use toilet paper and wipes did they?
Speaker 3:resupply y'all with toilet paper. Nigga, please don't tell me you had to wipe your ass with sleeves no, that's a great question.
Speaker 4:We had shit like that bro wait, wait, wait. Please answer the question. What? What do you mean?
Speaker 1:Because they had fucking porta-potties out there.
Speaker 4:Please tell us you had toilet paper. Yeah.
Speaker 2:I said hand.
Speaker 1:Not the three shells.
Speaker 3:Hey man, I dabbed you up when I came in. What was about the three shells?
Speaker 4:No nigga.
Speaker 3:Molly, how old are you? Three shellslly, how old are?
Speaker 2:you three how?
Speaker 3:old, are you smiling? I'm 26 asia's, we're all young. My nigga, what movie with a three shell it's, it's from, it's from demolition, man, man, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah with wesley snipes, yeah, yeah, yeah, we use the three shelves. No, nigga, I don't know I didn't see.
Speaker 1:I don't know how the fuck we use the three shelves go ahead and clarify though but they would. They would literally come out there and pump the porta potty so we'll have that clean enough, but they would smell so horrible. They were only coming out there once a week smiley asked you what to wipe your ass with.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 4:See, that's the only thing we needed to answer you. Let us panic for no reason. Literally shut the fuck up and say yes or no. Help us.
Speaker 3:Listen, though, if you had to, I was going to try to help you defend it. You know, if you was about to say if you had to, I was, I was gonna, I was gonna try to help you defend it. You know, if you was about to say if you, yeah, if you was about to say I had to use my ass, I wasn't gonna leave you out down that hill by yourself. I was gonna try to help you, my dog. Hey, we're gonna have to have a conversation after we was done bro.
Speaker 1:But you gotta understand, when you're out there in that field, you don't give a fuck about that. You'll take them drawers off and wipe your ass and get to the nail.
Speaker 3:I'm saying in a war zone, for sure You'll scratch your ass. But you are in California, like I said, you're not in. Iraq. It ain't no Taliban. My thing is listen. Listen to Pete, yeah you like I said, you not in the war zone it's not Taliban. Once you leave the gate. It's no, it's danger. Nah, nigga, once you leave the gate, you? It's a McDonald's around that corner, nigga, come on man. That's why I'm like I would have been the nigga to leave base every time I had to take your shit.
Speaker 1:No, but they got these little secluded areas where they don't you don't know where, please I know, but yeah, but still you're when you are in a war zone.
Speaker 4:Yeah bro, Yo bro.
Speaker 1:When I had to take a shower, I had like a cake of dirt, Please please, please, please. It was it was, bro. You were washing all like days and days and days of dirt.
Speaker 4:It's weeks actually it's weeks and weeks of dirt.
Speaker 3:Thank you for your sacrifice. Yeah, hey, but basically we were saying to California Say it again.
Speaker 4:What'd you say, no, continue, no, no, no, run that back, you'll hear it. What'd you say, don't be it? No. What'd you say, don't be scared? What the fuck?
Speaker 3:did you say.
Speaker 4:I said thank you for your sacrifice in California.
Speaker 1:Oh motherfucker.
Speaker 3:Hey man, that's tough, but what we was talking about before we went off on that tangent. I don't know, damn I can't remember you threw us off with that total, with that yeah things you could say, uh, oh, the next topic what's your price? Even though, what's your price, even though that it's two different things, price it. What jackson was saying was everybody has a price now my thing about it was. What do you mean by that? I need you to explain that a little bit more.
Speaker 1:I mean in any council. You accept a job for a price, you do certain things for a price.
Speaker 4:You begin a friendship for a price.
Speaker 1:Your morale is for a price.
Speaker 4:You buy a car for a price.
Speaker 3:You accept a friendship for a price.
Speaker 4:Because a price is not just financial. It could be emotionally taxing, mentally, physiologically Oof that one's hard how much you had to drink before you got on A little bit All right. But yeah, there's many avenues to a price. It's not just all financial Shit. Yeah, like they used to say back in the day, back in the day, it's that there's many, many avenues to a price.
Speaker 1:It's not just all financial. Yeah, like they used to say back in the day, back in the day Shit, how much, and how much is your soul worth? Yeah, what is it? The weight of the soul?
Speaker 3:And they can sell their soul to this day.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:So, yes, everybody does have a price.
Speaker 3:I was thinking of it on a financial level on a financial level.
Speaker 4:If one person is in his room, in the room by himself, and he no, he does not have an audience.
Speaker 1:Everyone has a fucking price so you don't have a price chance.
Speaker 4:I'm saying no no one else would know. You're in a room by yourself. Money, you said financially. You're in a room by yourself. You're being offered something for a price.
Speaker 3:Everyone has a price my thing is, though what am I being asked?
Speaker 4:it doesn't matter, everyone has a price what you about to say oh yeah, smiley's my translator. Wait, wait, smiley's my translator, to get a chance to understand what I'm saying Go.
Speaker 3:Okay, translator. Translate. Translate.
Speaker 4:Break it down Okay and every time you say no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no but wait. But every time you say no, more money is added, yeah, more money is added. Come on man, everyone has it.
Speaker 3:No, no, no no.
Speaker 4:You're going to be an idiot if you turn down $800 billion. You're going to be stupid. Nah, because the thing about it is no, you're going to be. It is. If someone was to ever find out, no one would know. That's part of the deal.
Speaker 3:You know, Diddy heard the same thing.
Speaker 4:No, diddy didn't do it right.
Speaker 3:Jeffrey Epstein. She told him.
Speaker 4:He didn't do it right either. That's how they got caught. The ones that didn't get caught did it right, and they're still fucking doing it. Look at the world filming.
Speaker 3:Hold on. Now it's a deeper dive. Hold on.
Speaker 4:Britain has a long-standing history with every country in the world.
Speaker 3:Let me answer last you saying yes or no to it, what you just asked me, nigga?
Speaker 2:nigga. It's hard saying all this money 800 billion.
Speaker 4:Be for real, ain't nobody gonna mess you up, but yeah.
Speaker 1:But I'm just saying like bro, you have somebody offer you 200,000 in front of you no one will know.
Speaker 3:Hey, listen man the models. Listen, though, listen though 200,000 in front of you, no one would know.
Speaker 2:Hey, listen man, the models, listen though, listen though.
Speaker 4:And no one would know. That's the thing. No one would know All.
Speaker 3:I'm going to say is the models was going to Saudi Arabia and get shit done for like 30K.
Speaker 1:They're still doing it. They're still doing it.
Speaker 4:What it's a lucrative business.
Speaker 1:Oh what. It's a lucrative business, oh my god hey, hold on hey chance and that's a kink over here thinking in his head how much money would it take for somebody to shit on me, please?
Speaker 3:I mean no I am not native. Don't try to put your thoughts on me, buddy. You ain't know that. You know that was happening. The ig models are getting flown out, the saudi arabia getting shit on their chest, yeah, but they get a lot of money, but you ain't hear that. Oh yeah, man, ig models are getting so y'all gonna get shit on some saudi niggas, them niggas that be eating them pita chips and that pita bread and that curry Wait.
Speaker 4:My thing is shorty so you wouldn't get shitted on, or you get shitted on by a woman.
Speaker 1:But the thing is my nigga, where are we going?
Speaker 4:Where are we going?
Speaker 3:Where are we going today? Huh, is this where we're going today? Jesus Christ, that nigga said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're adding on to it. You're adding on to it, bro. You're adding on to it, bro, you're adding on to it. Do you think these dudes is good looking in saudi?
Speaker 4:arabia. Um, some of them are. Some of them are really fine. Some of them are really fine like nah, for real, really fine the ones doing this. Some of some of them. Yeah, how you know this? Because they're all over instagram. What do you mean?
Speaker 3:I'm not talking about the I. I'm not talking about the ig models.
Speaker 4:I'm talking about the ones paying to do this to the IG models yeah, they themselves do it because it's a kink and they all are beautiful, especially in Dubai. Dubai has a lot of beautiful people what I think it would take about $800,000.
Speaker 1:What but I got. But see, hey see, look, look see.
Speaker 4:I think it would take about $800,000.
Speaker 3:You talking about nah no, to get one on the chest.
Speaker 1:I don't hey.
Speaker 4:I think I would do about $800,000, you don't think?
Speaker 3:it's getting on you, it's getting on, it ain't just, it ain't just gonna be maybe a million no video no nothing, $800,000.
Speaker 1:You don't think it's getting on you. It's getting on, it ain't just it ain't just going to be maybe a million.
Speaker 4:No video, no nothing. 800,000, maybe a million.
Speaker 2:Right yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 4:What do you mean we?
Speaker 3:ain't worried about that.
Speaker 4:What do you mean that?
Speaker 3:you was on a library. Somebody boo booed on your work in it.
Speaker 1:Get it oh, you used to get shitted on just somebody had you on now that's your kink get it on literally, literally $800,000 yeah, I think people would take even less than this.
Speaker 4:Excuse me, I think some people would take even less yeah, I wouldn't take any less, cause I have OCD and I have a thing about cleanliness. No, I wouldn't be able to. No, I would need to literally buy an 8 grand package where they scrub the ever living shit every inch off of my body, every layer of skin off my body, because I had that $800,000. Then, yes, yeah, I wouldn't do it. No, a little bit more, let's keep going up. Let's keep going up. $300,000 is not enough, okay, no, I'm talking about $800,000. Yeah, what Do you get shit on for life?
Speaker 3:oh, please, please, I didn't think that we were gonna go this way today we need to get you a biohazard routine stat.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I'm having it yeah. Yeah, that's true, hey look, look, that is true Nah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, hey, I ain't gonna lie, I ain't gonna lie, I ain't gonna lie, I had to. This was, this was at the other location. Shawty came in Tripping and I'm like man, it's my life, boo, boo, right, right, no, no, listen though, listen, though, let me finish, let me finish, let me finish. So me, finish, let me finish, so me. I'm the type of person sometimes it just come out. So I walk up to the room and I'm like like dude, and they was like it's her, it's her she. And I'm like, oh, I look in the room. I'm like nah, shawty, what's going on, man? So they were. So they was like, hey, we need you to start the process.
Speaker 3:So I'm like, before I even start the process, I asked the person hey, you booed on here until then. They had the nerve to tell me. I mean, yeah, tweaking. I mean yeah, I said, hey, start the shower, start the shower. So I told the nurse. I said, hey, you need to go ahead and clean her off. The nurse acting all scared, damn. The other employee acting all scared. The other employee acting all scared. So I'm like how you get paid for this?
Speaker 2:oh my gosh I said fuck it man took shorty, all took shorty into the shower.
Speaker 3:It was one of them removable shower heads. My god, ask me if I, if I wasn't drowning shorty For this. Oh fuck, that's funny, cause I had to kill you all I dead was drowning shorty. Oh Shit, yeah, man. So.
Speaker 4:That was funny. That's tough. That was a good giggle. We don't have to.
Speaker 3:We don't have to cut that off.
Speaker 4:I really want a sausage, egg and cheese McMuffin what the hell?
Speaker 1:where the fuck did that come from?
Speaker 4:I miss when McDonald's had the all day breakfast. Fuck, I miss that so much. Man that shit hits getting them fucking mcgrills at. So much man that shit hits Getting them fucking McGriddles at 3 pm. Yes, what Damn shit's hit.
Speaker 3:Bring back the dollar, meme Damn we went on a. We went on a hey man. We went on a walk hey, listen man. I spent a lot of time with older people when I was little yeah, that's why you rub your teeth like that. Yeah, my granddad used to do that like look at that boy, look at that I know a mama look at her.
Speaker 3:Look at her for real. Let me tell you about my granddad. Used to do that Like, look at that boy, look at that. I know a mama. Look at her, look at her For real. Let me tell you about my granddad. Let me tell you we're going to end on this. Before I go chill with my granddad one day. He's like cool, I'm going to tell you Go get something to eat, but we got to make it stop. The nigga drives by the fucking high school and park and light a cigarette, took the newspaper out. So I'm like what we doing? What you mean, what we doing?
Speaker 2:They start coming out.
Speaker 3:They start coming out. He like I know her mama. That's Rita, grandbaby. He like getting a hit in the city, right, they like, hey, mr wallace. He like, hey, baby, and it's hitting the knee rubs. Look at her, look at her, look her. I'm looking at my granddad like, hey man, let's go. What are you doing this? What you do pops. It's crazy man. So yeah, that's why I got it from dabbing my mouth.
Speaker 4:It's just, you dabbed your mouth for absolutely no reason. That was funny as hell. I had to, you know.
Speaker 3:That was eons before. It was happening to me too much. Okay, sorry, yeah, but uh, that's it. That's it for today, wow what an abrupt ending, I mean well, I didn't think we was gonna go this. That way we went on a a very funny hill today.
Speaker 4:I feel like it was a cute impromptu little razzle-dazzle Friday razzle-dazz.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this is definitely y'all's.
Speaker 4:Friday razzle-dazz.
Speaker 3:But uh.
Speaker 4:Friday razzle-dazz Friday Friday.
Speaker 3:Razzle-dazz, hey Jack. Friday Razzle Dazz, hey Jack, don't be giving her none of that shit. You be drinking before you, you know.
Speaker 4:I made my own dream. It's a Friday, razzle Dazz alright, that's a whole thing.
Speaker 3:Thank you for tuning in to four steppers only. Thanks for having me. Asia, thank you for coming. Asia. Thank you so much for having me Asia.
Speaker 4:Thank you for coming Asia. Thank you so much for having me, girl. You know what I meant, you no, you say my name, right, please?
Speaker 3:Finally you think she gonna come back? You gonna come back.
Speaker 4:Is this a formal invitation? Oh, my God, I would love to. These are so fun.
Speaker 3:Go ahead, jack. End it off. Man Hit your thing. You got to know what to sleep.
Speaker 4:Wake up nigga, you got to know what to sleep.
Speaker 1:Man, y'all know I'm old, and that's it for four stepfas. Only we out Peace.
Speaker 3:I didn't know today was going to be the doo-doo episode. Peace, peace.