Hey, sit down and watch us step-by-step and welcome to 4 Steps Only. I'm Jack, he's Smiley, and what P man? Tell them what mood we in? What, yeah, Ah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, hey, to that person talking shit at work to that person on Instagram to that person on Facebook man they talking that shit man yeah, yeah, hey.
Speaker 1:Thank you, dj Such and Such, for getting us in the mood right now. Yep appreciate you, my boy but a lot of these motherfuckers don't know, man shit. Folk be pillow talking yeah, talk over a phone. Talk through text message uh huh. But they won't say that shit when they in your presence. Folk be pillow talking yeah, talk over a phone. Talk through text message Uh huh. But they won't say that shit when they in your presence, or they'll tell somebody Behind your back.
Speaker 2:And then that's how you gotta find out.
Speaker 1:That's how they gotta find out. Or somebody say hey man, somebody talking real reckless About you, yeah, and you know what they say. And you gotta keep your composure, yeah, because now you're going to look like the aggressor.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but like I ain't going to lie to you, the thing is the direction, Like it got to be directed, bro, and then we can handle it accordingly.
Speaker 1:But the thing is, some folks go left and they don't expect you to go right. Right they get wrong. They don't ask you to go right. They get wrong. They don't ask you to go right. I mean I tell people in a heartbeat man, go play in the street where it's safe, because shit you keep persisting the way you persisting and you're going to bring that bear out.
Speaker 2:Hey, you ain't speaking.
Speaker 1:Nothing but the truth brother, because you know when people think in these days and times that their fingers and social media won't get them reached out and touched upon.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I don't even like. If somebody was to even say something about me on social media, I wouldn't even give a fuck or nor even know about it, because I'm not even like, I'm in tune with it and I know everything how to work it, everything that's going on tuned with it. But and I know everything how to work and everything that's going on, but I'm not even that type of nurse need to be on there absolutely like, but it's.
Speaker 1:It's to the fact that the level of disrespect that they go to, yeah, and they want you to react, yeah, but you know what? Silence is a deadly killer? Yeah, because I tell people in a heartbeat shit man, I ain't got what, and you can tell who bothered. Hey, social media is their reality and their reality ain't what they portray and uh, let me find that out real quick man shit.
Speaker 2:Hey, folks, come out real flaw hey, that be the crazy part, though, cause, like it be the ones that you think be like that too yeah it really do, but but hey, that's not even my bad to cut you off.
Speaker 2:You think be like that too. Yeah, it really do, but but hey, that's hey, not even, and my bad to cut you off, but not even like that like is I mean like a person that'll do something like type shit. I mean like as a person that, like you think, like what he says, what he mean, but like then some shit won't add up, or a misdirection of some, maybe communication, because we don't give a fuck about communication till we've been at the end of the day, because like, and certain shit don't need to be even what don't rest upon or even be bitched about, right, right, absolutely, like you know because a lot of times, like bro, like I appreciate Frank Lucas in American Gangster because he said the loudest one in the room is usually the weakest Right.
Speaker 1:So the one doing all that wolf talking, the one that doing all that popping, really ain't about their life, no, no, it's the quiet ones you got to worry about, the ones that ain't saying shit. They just sitting back in the cut, just letting you get all your air out, letting you get your energy out, and they say you know shit, hey, let me go ahead. Hey, bro, what's all that bullshit you talking? We ain't got no audience. Now, what's up?
Speaker 1:And a lot of people got down. They thrive off the audience. They dick get hard because or they pussy get wet. There's a lot of people around Like there's a lot of people around what you trying to do, bro, but you all the way over there talking shit. Step into the arena, bro.
Speaker 2:Right. Step up when it's mano a mano, one on one Right.
Speaker 1:Because, like bro, like I mean, I've been in a lot of fights in my life. Not saying that's a good thing or a bad thing, right, but I understand like sometimes you got to stand on your two.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:Bro, I stand on all 10 on mine. I stand up like a man every morning. Yeah, shit, if I got some shit to handle, we got some shit to handle.
Speaker 2:That's the only way to be. But I mean, I guess it all depends on I guess not even how you're raised, just who you are as a person to me and what you stand on, because a lot of people have I met a lot of people and I done had a good judge of character, but I done bumped my head a couple times I pretty sure everybody done did that with a couple people but at the end of of the day, it ain't to the point to where, like you know what I'm saying ain't no shit. You can't come back from. You know, or at least certain situations most of I mean some of them like you know what I'm saying, hell no, but some of them, like it's like bruh, all you gotta do is, bruh, just just talk man.
Speaker 2:If it's really hurting your heart, like that and if it's really pressing you to be honest, like that, just talk man, cause it ain't on me. You feel me. I don't feel no type of way about no type of situation. You feel me and that's how I will come across some, I don't know. Some people should be like you said they'll go left and they won't expect you to go right Like shit.
Speaker 1:If you get wrong, I'm going to get right.
Speaker 2:That's exactly how it is.
Speaker 1:But hey, I just want to put this out there. This ain't nothing directed to no one person, no individuals. It's just a normal conversation that's directed at society.
Speaker 2:nowadays, yeah, this is in my aspect.
Speaker 1:But a lot of these folks don't afraid to take an ass whooping or afraid for somebody else to goddamn get it recorded and next thing you know they embarrassed their world. They afraid to take that loss.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:They afraid to take that little goddamn little straightening. Yeah, because a lot of times, oh shit, hey, if we can't come to agreeance on what we, what we're communicating our anger, our frustration. Bro, give me that one or just shit. If you don't want to give me that one shit, let's take a hiatus away from each other. Then come back when we both cool-headed or level-headed and we get this situation fixed out.
Speaker 1:But that's not how it go though A lot of no, you know where it goes now. Yeah, that's not how it go, though. A lot of no, you know where it goes now. Yeah, shit, let me get that fire. Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye.
Speaker 1:And then Bro, you over here paying by numbers. You over here shooting everybody except for the person you mad at. Yes, bro, last person I saw got a damn puller gun. He was throwing the bullets at somebody. Bro. Why you throwing a rifle, bro? Why you? What you going to do? Throw the bullets at the motherfucker. What do you think it's going to make him hurt a little bit more? This ain't a rock. Look it's supposed to be. Eh eh, eh. No, it don't work like that. But my thing is, bro, shit, you lose your life behind that, bro. Yeah, you about to be Bubba's bitch.
Speaker 2:Bro you about to be taking dick for the rest of your life, for for a split second decision that you could be handled like men, like women, yeah, or like actual human beings, where we learn to communicate our issues and our frustrations right if it, like you said, if it is that type of issue, like I mean most people I hang around, like, like I said in previous episodes, like I like to hang around older people, so like I don't even have to deal with that shit. If we have an an issue, it's more so that like I don't want to agree on an aspect or something else because I'm so younger that I see it differently than they do, type shit. That's where we all disagree, like it ain't never been. Like on nigga fuck you. Like you know what I'm saying, because I don't. I'm not even on that type, because I know I don't like to take it there, because I know where I take it.
Speaker 2:Right right, right, right, absolutely. So I like to stay away type shit, my bad.
Speaker 1:I like to stay away, you know what I'm saying, but that's like it's somebody called in certain terms. In our levels of communication, there are things that you can't come back from yeah, that there are things that you can't come back from yeah, that's when you call me an F&N yeah, or you call me a band.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Shit, once you call me them things, bro. You done crossed the line, bro. Now I'm going to have to touch, Now I'm going to have to pressure you Right.
Speaker 2:Because it ain't yeah right. But See, okay, that's a slippery slope.
Speaker 1:Bro, because too many bands and too many F&Ns Bro. I'm sorry. I know a lot of y'all are wondering what the hell an. F&n is and a band is.
Speaker 2:I don't even and it's not even because of the words, it's really Me personally. I don't like looking over my shoulder for nothing.
Speaker 1:Right, absolutely.
Speaker 2:So, like how I go in war, you'd rather go ahead and scratch them off the board so you don't got to even worry about looking over your shoulder. No more, you right? So it's like, after we had that fight, then what is it Then? What are your intentions? Are you just being my friend because you're trying to do something outside of the here? But that's how I think, that's how I maneuver.
Speaker 1:But a lot of motherfuckers out here tender though.
Speaker 2:That is true.
Speaker 1:They get their feelings hurt. They want to go grab a tissue but that is. But that's another reason why, like, I don't even like really try to because a lot of times, me, bro, my hot-headed ass, I like you know what. Fuck this shit. Y'all got it all right. I'm fucking the fuck off, right? You got it, bro, right? I ain't got shit to prove. I ain't got shit to lose. Exactly, I got a lot of shit to lose. I'm sorry, let me refrain it.
Speaker 2:I got a lot of shit to lose and I ain't got shit to really prove to you right, but it's like I don't know, but it'd be like people who. But the thing be this, though to me it'd be like people who we having shit to lose they'll be fumbling the bag, yeah well to me.
Speaker 2:I know, of course, people who don't be having shit. Of course you're gonna goddamn, try to goddamn, crash out, right, but if you got something to lose, you still willing to goddamn, unless the threat was brought to you right then. And there you feel what I I'm saying and you had to, of course, do like for sure, the motherfucker got out of pocket.
Speaker 1:The motherfucker was disrespectful, correct, did some disrespectful shit and then it brought to your attention right then and immediately, of course.
Speaker 2:Of course, especially if they put their hand on you first. Of course, do your business Like how you supposed to hey, did y'all throw things on Hallman? Man like exactly. But other than that, bro, I really don't even cater to it, because me personally, my mom always told me this and it always told me Because I guess that's kind of why I laugh so much, Because motherfuckers hate that shit sometimes Like, yeah, you're killing Wakanda type shit. Yeah right. So like nigga, I just laugh at that shit because it's funny to me.
Speaker 1:Man, shit. You say kill them with kindness. I kill them with silence. Yeah, because a lot of times people want that reaction from you. They want to hear what you want to say.
Speaker 2:Exactly.
Speaker 1:But when you don't give them the time of day, you kill them. And now why give you is what you want Exactly. So guess what? That's why I wish they still had flip phones, but you can't, hey, if I could hit that motherfucker.
Speaker 2:Hey, I can count those. I remember my first phone, but it was a minute, dog, I had a minute. Everybody like that's when iPhones was like really the first time coming out of that shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Motherfuck. I think I had a minute and I ain't gonna lie my little brother. I told my mama I said, hey, you better not get this. I couldn't cuss at the time but in my mind this is what the fuck I said. I said, hey, you better not get this motherfucking goddamn iPhone. Guess what the fuck? He got An iPhone. I said you, son of a bitch, goddamn.
Speaker 1:Hey, you ain't say you know you some. You ain't say you know you some a bitch. You said you some a bitch. Yeah, hey, because they got it. But but a lot of things, a lot of people out here man, they run the social media, tell all their problems and shit. Yeah, Tell them what's going on. You got to broadcast somebody. Bro, don't broadcast my shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because what you portraying is not what's really probably true, because it's always three sides to a story right because if I start a goddamn opening my mouth and start speaking on shit, you might get a little butt hurt.
Speaker 2:Right, because you might not be telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth but that's and that'd be the thing, though motherfuckers be beholding details and shit out from people who are the mediator and who can really dictate not even dictate the situation, who can really goddamn voice. You know, you know how you, yeah right, you know, it's how it's always a middle ground. You always got one person who y'all always can like, y'all both fuck with yeah, yeah, yeah in the workplace and shit, yeah, and that one person like and I ain gonna lie, sometimes it ain't fair to that one person that got them have to pick a side. Yo, but sometimes they do have to pick a side because they know that person longer than the other person, type shit, but that is perfectly fine. But like nigga, if the thing is, if you draw that line in the fucking sand, then that is where it is. You have to stay over there. Oh boy, you got to stay at that arm's reach with that person.
Speaker 1:Hey. But you know what, bro, a lot of people pick sides in every aspect of life. Right, they pick sides. You got your partners. You got your solid. You got your day ones. Yeah, you got certain folks. Even when you enter a relationship, you got, oh, that's his friends, oh, those are her friends. And they will pick sides off the top. But once you pick their side, don't get offended when that motherfucker over there like this Bro, I don't fuck with you. Hey, you sleeping with the enemy over there, right.
Speaker 2:How can I? I don't feel shame, anything. I can tell you you won't run back. It ain't even that you could. It's like the possibility of, like I said and this goes to what I be saying Some people do be stand-up motherfuckers but, like I said, if you draw that line in the sand and you making known where you stand, I can't confide in you as I once did when we all was cool Because our business was all one together. You feel what?
Speaker 2:I'm saying yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, but now it's that line in the sand, so now I have to got down there for remove myself from the situation, which is perfectly fine. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Bro, but that's why we get. That's like I tell people the analogy of a basketball game all the time. Yeah, Bro, there's a reason there's only five players on the goddamn court Right. There's a reason why they got a bench Exactly, and there's a reason they got all them motherfuckers that don't fuck with them really every day in life in the stands Exactly.
Speaker 2:And sometimes some of the envy Be on your goddamn Own team. Some of the envy Be on your own bench, be your own coach, be Be your own Goddamn starter. Five Right.
Speaker 1:They're called Frenemies, bro Right? Cause, hey Shit, keep the ones close, that way you know what engagement. Cause you can't tell Everybody everything, you can't, you can't trust everybody wholeheartedly and put your 100% trust in somebody. Nope, because they flow, they people, they human, yep.
Speaker 2:And you can't even be willing to. Even you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:If you are, you're a fool to You're right, because, bro, let me tell you something. I'll tell you an instance that happened to me. We were, we were at customer service, all right shit, and you know how our customer service goes? Yeah shit, we have about good lord goddamn about 20, 30 people, you know. You know we're doing morning briefing, right, so I fucked up what do you?
Speaker 1:mean, my finger went in the hole and shit went off. Okay, okay, okay, all right. So you hear I'm thinking in my head, oh motherfucker. So I hear this motherfucker behind me telling myself oh, that's y'all supervisor to you what? And it's already. It's like 6 something in the morning, right before I ain't even clocked in yet you ain't got no sleep for real, bro.
Speaker 1:You got kids bro, I'm talking about like bro, before I know it. When he said that shit, I said y'all acting like I need this motherfucker. I said I bet you I'll be there by the ass in this motherfucker. I bet you nobody will try me. One little motherfucker that had some, this motherfucker. I said I bet you I beat everybody's ass in this motherfucker. I bet you nobody tried me.
Speaker 1:One little motherfucker that had some got thought he had some shit to say. Um, yeah, that's why you get you the one that got the shit thrown on you. I said what I said and you the I said and your bitch ass the one. That reason why you called for help for that old ass man. Oh, you want Stamp in the ring with me. Bet, bet, run it Bro this. Hey, you see Everybody that Motherfucking eyes Get wide. Hey, ops Coordinator came in. Uh huh, what the fuck Happened. I said I fucked up. I fucked up. I'll eat that. I'll take that, right, I'll eat that I'll take that right, I take that I'll take that on chin chin shit where my piece of paper is.
Speaker 1:I signed that shit. Uh-huh, I eat that shit. I take ownership for this motherfucker. Want to play the victim bro what do you mean?
Speaker 2:oh my god, I feel so threatened and you don't sit your bitch head down man, look and look, and I don't even want to play this card, but it's about. It's about 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 people in here, bro we ain't.
Speaker 1:But then. So our customer service director came in there, right Uh-huh, said yeah, your old boy met me in the parking lot. Yeah, he said that you, you, he felt threatened by you. I said that tender dick bitch said what? That's not the tender dick bitch. So he just shook his head to my son, then my ops coordinator sitting in the middle. That's what he said what the fuck is wrong with you? He, slow as fuck. He said I'm taller than you, I'm taller than you, I'm a little bit bigger than you, but my goofy ass wouldn't, wouldn't say no disrespectful shit like that to you Right on a bad day.
Speaker 2:That just, but they take that.
Speaker 1:They take that laughing joking shit for nah, shit, he wouldn't, he wouldn't be, he wasn't being funny.
Speaker 2:No, I'm not talking about him, I'm talking about you, oh yeah yeah right, motherfucking.
Speaker 1:Hey, don't think I'm shocked, for no reason. I the 11-4 reason. I'll bite your motherfucking ankles, angry twi-wi over this, motherfucker hey, that's just. That's just for laughs and giggles, niggas like I tell motherfuckers all the time bro, don't get, don't get the motherfuckers that's laughing and joking and and and being silly around you. Real shit, real shit. Because them are the motherfuckers that are rather laughing joke than fuck your ass up on the back end no, real shit.
Speaker 2:I I like, like I said, like I said, and this is this goes, like in life, I eat the bullet like I eat it, I don't care about that. Like me, like I've been talking about my whole life because my skin color, everything, I don't really give a, really give a fuck. Like that shit has gotten numb to me to the point to where, like I don't even I laugh, like because, nigga, that's all you got. Like if I really wanted to, I can really hurt your feelings for real. Right, absolutely, I'll spare you, bro, because Because I see your face right now and God done, did everything he needed to do to your ass for me.
Speaker 1:I used to tell motherfuckers I used to be in my 20s I was bad, I was horrible. Yeah, I was horrible. Yeah, because I wouldn't pick a fight with you. I'd just do my research on you, find out, whoever you got, what affects you the most, and that's the way I attack you and hit that hard. But what you talking about and we ain't talking about that, hey, we ain't talking about that. Pocket Hell. Nah, we talking about that hard. Yeah, hey, it hurt. Hey, I know it hurt, shit, hey.
Speaker 2:Hey, what's up, what's happening?
Speaker 1:God damn dog, hey, boo, boo, what's happening? What you, what you doing? Oh, okay, you got such. Oh, shit you free for a second, let go. That's the type of time I used to be on, but I'm glad I have humbled myself, or things in life have humbled me to the point where we ain't got to play that game no more. If you want it, you got it, bro. Shit, I ain't got shit to prove to you. Yeah, because my leveling up my hustle and everything else is gonna prove it even more. But, like we said, but that's like, that's like, bro. That's why I don't like going out with folk, because folk they got them, look at them and they, oh, you feel animosity about something, your chest poking out about something. Bro, what's up me?
Speaker 2:okay, and that's what I say. And everything I say is from an aspect like of me type shit, like when, if, if I feel like you feel like that bro, like we shouldn't even be kicking it, cool, nothing like, just stay your ass the fuck away from me. Like, why, like, no, no, no, like, why the fuck would you out of all places? When I'm drinking, nigga, when I drink, I have a good time. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not here to fucking. Well, okay, I might drink and then think about some sad shit, but that's besides the point when I started drinking. I'm here to have a good time.
Speaker 1:What you talking about hey, let me find out you have a good time. Hey, let me find out you listen to love songs when you start drinking bro no, no, no, not love.
Speaker 2:No, no, not love songs. I'm talking about like see, when I be thinking about sad shit, I don't be thinking about like. I don't be thinking about like the average sad shit, like I said last episode that we had, I be thinking about niggas. That's not here, no more type shit, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:That's what be really getting to me when, like motherfuckers who I can like easy, like hit up on the phone and I know will answer like type shit, right, like that type shit. That's what gets me when I start doing like damn, like that's what. But I'm not trying to go that direction this episode.
Speaker 1:Hell, nah, bro, shit, because a lot of people don't understand, like, the way you like. Even I've got family and friends that I fell out about, fell out with because, bro, I don't give a fuck, bro, once you show me some flawed shit. Bro, I ain't hey, I fought with you, but I fought with you from a distance. Yeah, I ain't hey, when I see you, I speak, but I ain't. No, hey, bro, let me come over to your house, ain't none of that? I'm busy, ain't that none of that? Oh, bro, we should hang out, ain't none of that? I'm busy.
Speaker 1:But I got shit to do, bro, I could be at home twiddling my fingers together, bro, you ain't finna, get two seconds of my motherfucking time. For what, bro? That's like a dude I found out was talking, talking shit about me, me, yeah, and the motherfucker going like I'm talking. Like two days before that, somebody called me boom, boom, boom, hey, bro, shit, da-da-da-da. I said what? I just let this nigga borrow some money for an Uber. I said, okay, I saw the nigga in person. He gonna say something to me. Oh, what's up, man? I just texted you. Man, I ain't get it. Oh, but you got an iphone. That said it ripped. I ain't get it, bro. Why, why even fake, kick it. I don't fake, kick it. I don't fuck with you. I don't fuck with you, bro. I am not a bbl, I am not silicone titties, but I do not fuck with you.
Speaker 2:It's like I'm not fake it's like this, though especially when you done did some shit first, like I ain't like I be looking crazy, like especially if it done did some shit to me like nigga, I ain't need to do shit to you, like what, how the fuck you mad at me for being mad that you done did some shit? What the fuck?
Speaker 1:that even makes sense that's like when, like, I give you another instance, like you know how you reach out to somebody, say hey, how you doing, and they act like they don't hear you. Yeah, or you only get two paths to that with me. Yeah, after that day, shit, I ain't saying shit to you, mm-hmm. I ain't saying shit to you like a motherfucker, cause from that day on, I already know how you are, I already know where you stand. Yeah, I already know what you think of me, because from you not responding to me, I'm not going to kiss your ass. Because in my mind it's like bro, I'm puckering up to kiss your ass. For what reason?
Speaker 2:For what? Like you didn't even acknowledge me, motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and you know what I say. Like I said on a previous episode, bro, you can eat a dick, you can eat a dick, gargle on that bitch, choke on it the whole nine. Make sure you cup the balls with it, go fuck it. You can go fuck yourself Royally, because at the end of the day, I'm not going to lose sleep over you, I'm not going to think about you. Right, life goes on. Yeah, now you're non-existent, but it's like that's like shit, bro, like when we like we're playing that chris brown shit. When them motherfuckers were talking about some shit, you fucked my bitch and this and the third. Okay, cool, I'm happy for you. She ain't my bitch, no more. Right, you can keep her, you can have her. You think this is the first time I've been cheated on? You think this is the second time I've been cheated on? It's what is it? Five to one, seven to one. Statistics wise.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I, yeah, I mean shit. Okay, maybe I don't, maybe maybe I want to replace up my down cell, maybe I'm done with the headache. You just helped me out, you just did me a favor without even knowing what I'd even known. But a lot of folks get so like bro, oh, you gotta get, you gotta get revenge, you gotta get big back. Nah, because karma's a bitch. You just got to learn how to fuck her.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:Honestly.
Speaker 2:The thing is, let them go and fend for themselves, man, because?
Speaker 1:And that's going to be miserable as fuck- Because you got to think about it, bro, as much. Get back as you do to people what is consuming your life. Get back. Yeah, bro, you anguished. For what reason? So you can kill a motherfucker by leveling up?
Speaker 2:Because then they're going to see your ass making money, making shit making shit, shaking. They're like God damn, and then they're going to be hell. Yeah, I used to fuck with that nigga. Wait a minute, you was the nigga talking shit about me. That's why you not standing beside.
Speaker 1:But you gotta, you gotta realize, bro, a lot that that's why they say, the reason why everybody go, well, level up, because everybody can't go. Yeah, because you have to go through those trials and tribulations. Yeah, yeah, because, hey, this is some religious junk that a lot of people think. I don't believe in. God, he only puts you through things he knows you can handle.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That's only gonna make you battle For sure. Because like shit, like bro, I ain't gonna hold you Shit this time last bro, I ain't gonna hold you Shit this time. Last year I was married Mm-hmm. Now I'm a single father, bro. You know how hard this shit is as a single dad.
Speaker 2:Not real shit.
Speaker 1:But guess what? I stand on, both my two. Yeah, attack this shit like a goddamn G, like it're supposed to keep my head above water, because sometimes I feel like I'm drowning. But shit, hey, guess what shit I got this. Yeah, yeah, you ain't gonna hear from everybody, you ain't gonna get no applause for the shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, you, just you, hey you just sit back and like okay, I got this. And you're like like, let me say but you know the motherfucker you can call alone for that shit yeah, right, right like you can't call everybody for that shit, because then you know your business be on front street next day and they telling everybody exactly because at the same time, because I ain't gonna tell you, tell you everything, right, it ain't none of your business exactly if you ain't go through.
Speaker 1:It ain't none of your business exactly, but that's. But that's like shit, like I tell people all the time, like, regardless, if I'm sitting there and you just being disrespectful, this, that and the third bro, I ain't finna, let no more. Hey, bro, are you doing too much, right? God? Don't take that to the god. Don't take that to a cubby, take that to somewhere goddamn out of sight, out of mind. Man, y'all talk that shit out. Don't put that shit on front street for everybody out here to see. That shit is embarrassing. You gotta get the wrong reaction at the wrong motherfucker, because they gonna be at your shit. Because next thing, you know, they, you, they just feel like they belittled you, no matter whether it's in civilian life, as a supervisor, yeah, anything shit, go for anything, relationship, all that shit man shit.
Speaker 1:Hey, like what? What? A girl tell me um, uh, love me in public, correct me in private. I was like damn okay, shit. I was like okay, that's shit.
Speaker 2:That was all because I mean shit, because you don't want the audience to watch yeah, that is true, but it's certain shit like too like out of pocket the way. You gotta check that shit right?
Speaker 1:oh what?
Speaker 2:that's what I'm saying man so it's like it, it's like man. You just you gotta judge it bro.
Speaker 1:Hey, you right that shit like a taco, that's just like a bro, that's like a two-face, that's like a switch it's me, though, like, like, okay, like this is like some shit I do, like with parents and type shit.
Speaker 2:I try to like nip it in the bud before it even start type shit. So if something happened right now, I'm trying to check it at the door, yeah, and that go for like, for like, really really like a lot of shit. So like, even like in my relationship, like if, if something like wasn't happening in public, I I probably would say some shit in public, but but you're controlling with it though yeah, yeah for sure, because you, because, like, like, when you're saying, like you check it on the spot.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I ain't gonna cap it has got like, like, sometimes like, and yeah, but angle cap, it has got like, sometimes like, and everybody that like don't lie, everybody that had that moment in public. If you really love somebody and y'all really butt heads well, not butt heads really Like y'all have a disagreement and that shit do like y'all talking right there and that shit like Get loud, it's out of right that shit. Sometimes it be out of love, it's like bro, like bro, like motherfucker. I'm right, bro, like all you gotta do. In 9 times out of 10 the motherfucker do be wrong and they be like shit.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry it is like fuck you, like don't nigga. We just made this big ass scene, we a motherfucking public and shit like what the fuck is you?
Speaker 1:doing like, and now we got another scene. You're right, but the one thing that you can do to me that make me get out of pocket is disrespect me, yeah. Or you get loud with me, right, because I'll hit you with one of these lines real quick who the fuck you think you're talking to? And then that's where the shit. Hey, right, hey you on that rah-rah shit. You better shut the fuck down.
Speaker 2:Because you know what the fuck don't. Hey you on that rah-rah shit. You better shut the fuck down Because you know what the fuck though you know what's going on outside of here, you're right.
Speaker 1:But the thing is, bro, that's like. But you can say it to a like because, like I tell my kids, I get close to them I say, man, what the fuck you doing? Yeah right, I ain't finna. Broadcast that shit for everybody to know.
Speaker 2:Exactly that stay tight stay tight, just stay right here, be like man.
Speaker 1:Let's just, bro, you gonna hear it in my oh yeah, you know, hey, you can be over there sounding like goddamn you ain't. But the thing is, a lot of people want to be on that, that that whole hot girl shit, want to goddamn make a scene, draw a scene, bring everybody's attention, broadcast and shit, bro, you, you ain't built like that. Yeah, what you portraying Ain't really what it is. So now, when I walk the fuck off, don't feel no type of way. Don't feel no type of way If I'm telling you God damn, we quiet, mm-hmm of way. Don't feel no type of way if I'm telling you you got no, we quiet. You can be asking what's wrong, man, I don't want to right now.
Speaker 2:I don't really want to talk to you? Yeah, because the way you acted, the way you were moving, I don't agree with because it's like, it's like it'd be, like it showed me something, like it showed me that, like you, like I thought we was locked in, like not even like to the point where, like, oh, can't nothing get between? Like, no, fuck that, because a lot of shit can get between people, but uh, not like to that extent. Like, just like, ain't no pressure over no bullshit.
Speaker 1:Right, right, right, right, like I tell people all the time man Shit, hey, I fought with you until you fucked me.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Everybody time, man, shit, hey, I fuck with you until you fuck me. Yeah, everybody like this. Damn, I fuck with you until you fuck me. Yeah, because once you show, once you fuck me, that means you don't get two fucks about me. Yeah, you don't give a fuck about my well-being, my sight or nothing. No, because, like I tell a motherfucker the heartbeat, hey, give me head, not, not headaches, because I mean shit.
Speaker 1:And then, oh, this the other thing, bro, I be laughing at motherfuckers that be thinking, oh, I can get you pissed off, and this, that and the third. And then, oh, you want to fuck. I don't want to fuck right now. Goddammit, shit you done. Pissed me the fuck off. Hell, nah, man, you better take that goddamn weak-haired, dry-haired pussy back on the other side of that motherfucking bed. I don't want that motherfucker. I don't want no head, I don't want no back. Rub Bitch, I don't even want to see you. Go hide in the closet, don't sleep in the tub. I'll take the head, though. Look at that, hey, what I'm talking about? Taking a whole goddamn throat.
Speaker 1:And oh, what happened to him. He tried to suffocate me with the tip of his penis. I was terrified. Shit what. You signed up. You volunteered for it, he signed up for it. Shit, what? What you thought this was gonna be sunshine and rainbows? You damn right, there's gonna be a rainbow. The end of this motherfucker gonna be the bottom of your goddamn esophagus. That motherfucker gonna. I'm sorry, but I hear about it too when dudes be goddamn pissing all these females and be trying to goddamn you know, trying to sneak a little piece in the middle of the night to try to say I'm sorry, shit ain't fixed like that, bro, shit ain't fixed. Shit ain't fixed Once you do it too much.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and that's the thing. Like, yeah, it might work. Like, okay, I ain't gonna cap it, it worked. Y'all get it a couple like more might it might work. Like, okay, I ain't gonna cap, it, work y'all. Y'all get it a couple. Like not more than a couple times that shit work. But like at the third time once, exactly at the third time, bro, like, and you start like the shit get played once.
Speaker 1:Let's start saying like and I like I'm good, I'm straight and it's not just because, like he like like I'm gonna go out here and fuck somebody else and I should right.
Speaker 2:Man, I ain't know what type of time right now exactly, I'm still pissed off about the shit you pulled exactly and you think this shit's sweet, like you think you got the one up.
Speaker 1:No, man, shit man. I be hearing about some detrimental shit that people go through, man sometimes, and it's like no bro, shit, I got one for you, bro. One of my homeboys was telling me a story not too long ago. I want to see how you feel about this. One of my homeboys was telling me a story about him and his old lady. I'm like okay, whatever Shit, tell me why his old lady let him fuck another chick in front of him in front of her.
Speaker 1:Yes, okay, like she over there in the corner just sitting watching on. Tomorrow, bro, I'm tomorrow, three hole molly bowling bowling ball, gave him a head, got them fucked in the ass. What, bro, I'm small? I said bro, bro, you got a death wish, don't you bro? I said I wouldn't tell at all. And then he told me some shit. What, bro shit?
Speaker 1:I gave her the pass to fuck another nigga. I said in front of you, are you dumb, stupid or retarded? I said I couldn't. I am not sane enough to sit there and watch my old lady getting piped down by another man. And we still together, bro, because guess what? Guess what?
Speaker 1:Because if that motherfucker get the god damn uchiwala, goddamn got on hollering, shaking. Oh man, what's she doing? She ain't never did that for me before. She ain't never goddamn squirted that much for me before. Man, I ain't know she was a creamer, but this motherfucker got her goddamn doing all types of shit. And next thing, you know, she done goddamn swallowed them, motherfucking kids. But you done gave her a whole pass.
Speaker 1:But, bro, now that you didn't gave her a pass, what do you think she gonna do behind your back? She gonna fuck that dude again. What you thought that passage was gonna be for that. One time, bro, your dick could be small as fuck. You be up there, like you, you bumping clits with this motherfucker and you goddamn got rico strong in this motherfucker. A whole leg get pulled out on you that motherfucker, 13 inches of hard dick. What the hell you gonna do over there and sit and do. You gonna be over there looking goofy and fuck Goofy as a motherfucker. You gonna be sitting right there watching. You're crazy, bro. You gonna see dick coming out her earlobe.
Speaker 2:You're crazy. It ain't like. It's just the to me. First off, it's to give it the passport. Second, it's to even agree to this shit. Third, it's you sitting in the fucking corner like a goofy over there, bro you sitting on punishment bro. Like nigga, what, what type of shit is this, bro?
Speaker 1:I'm hey that's like when we heard about no Jumper getting his old lady got on pipe now by Jason Lowe. Mm-hmm, bro, there's no fucking way. This big Amazon-looking nigga is going to goddamn be piping your ass down and I'm just going to be sitting there recording the shit, boy. I'm going to be sitting there recording the shit Boy. I'm going to be thinking about shanking you dead in your jugular, bro. I'm going to say it. I'm going to chop this nigga dick off, fuck this shit. Oh, hell, nah, I'm going to shoot this nigga, hell nah. Because you got to think about it, bro, because you got to think about it, what you can't give your woman, this man might be able to.
Speaker 1:That is true, sock just got stretched out. Bro. Don't try to jump in there after, Because you'll be like hello, hello, hello, hello.
Speaker 2:Thank you, bro, You're like damn.
Speaker 1:This motherfucker just stretched it all the way out, bro. He just did you like that damn turtleneck you had from three summers ago. But the thing is, how do you sit there and take that shit?
Speaker 2:because, because, you gotta take it.
Speaker 1:Gotta be a weird fetish bro fetish, fetish, my ass you gotta be to be a bro, ain't, no, ain't no fucking fetish like that in my motherfucker. I understand, I understand watching porn. My old lady ain't getting smashed on a goddamn porn hook. I'm not saying you, man, I said I don't know. But to see that sit down. Wait what he said. I don't know, but I don't know, bro, the motherfucker might have a backup page. Motherfucker might have a goddamn OL. That motherfucker might have a fan store. That shit, you don't never know nowadays, bro, some motherfucker be sneaking and geeking, bro. But what I'm saying is you got to think about it. Even if you let that motherfucker goddamn sitting up there, eh, eh, eh, eh, right, mm-hmm, there's a possibility that rubber gonna break. Mm-hmm, there's a possibility that motherfucker nothing and got all up in that motherfucker. What you gonna do, babe? Go rent it out, do like you do me and pee it out. That shit don't work.
Speaker 1:Now you sitting up here, this motherfucker nine months pregnant and you done, gave her a pass, and you done gave her a pass to get, because I guarantee you that motherfucker just ain't blow one load in him, because I'm sorry, if he disrespected it once he might have went and keep blasting Right.
Speaker 2:Especially if he done, already did it in your face.
Speaker 1:He most definitely ain't got no respect for you so now on the flip side, baby you gonna question what you mean? You gonna keep it, because now you don't know whether this baby is yours or not shit, the baby ain't mine.
Speaker 2:I seen it. What he? I seen it. What did he say? I seen it happen in front of me.
Speaker 1:That ain't Darren's baby, look at that. You might name him Darren, but he ain't Darren's baby, look at that.
Speaker 2:What can I say? Behind that glass that is a light-skinned baby.
Speaker 1:He said oh no, that's a white baby Look that might be Darren's, but that is not Darren's, but that's what I'm saying, though. So do you? Because, do you understand, as a married man, you are now responsible for that baby that she just produced. Yeah, regardless whether it is yours or not. Now how does that work? Hmm, bro, I'm sorry I couldn't be the motherfucker sitting in the corner. I couldn't do a threesome cause I'm worried about shit. This motherfucker might get mad. God damn, come spend more time on this motherfucker than her and two dudes. Oh hell, nah. This is not return of the Jedi, right, we are not playing lightsabers. This is not shroom, shroom, freaking ass. But my whole thing is, bro, shit, that motherfucker sneezed the wrong way and our tips touched. Oh hell, no, no, we got problems.
Speaker 2:It ain't even a question 9-19.
Speaker 1:Call 911 because a nigga finna die.
Speaker 2:It ain't no question. What did you say earlier? Come here, baby girl, and whisper in your ear. I'm going to get real close to your ass, thank you.
Speaker 1:But my whole thing is this though, bro, because I be thinking like my mind is fucked up. I ain't even going to hold you, because I'm thinking like my mind is fucked up. I ain't even gonna hold you, cause I'm thinking this if we don't turn this motherfucker into a Chinese finger trap, right yeah? And then motherfucker say, oh my God, I'm finna nut, oh my God, I'm finna, come and that motherfucker get, pull out. And I'm getting top from the other angle. And next thing, I know, know, I see a big glob of white come shooting over her right shoulder, aiming at me. Nigga, this ain't the Matrix. I can't dodge bullets. I'm just saying, bro, bro, bro, because if that shit hit me, if that shit hit me, I think I'm going to die. You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Where do you come from from that? Where do you? How do you recover from that? You can't. There ain't no recovery, because once you start doing that type of type of shit, it's done, what's done is done. So it's like where do we go from here?
Speaker 1:And my thing is from now on, you might start telling me babe, I want a threesome, and but you sitting up there in your mind thinking she better not tell me she want another threesome with this motherfucker we just fucked three weeks ago. In other words, she telling you I'm tired of your dick, I want some new dick. What do you do? How do you? How do you respond? Sure, baby, let me see his penis first. Let me make sure his is smaller than mine. Do you have footage of him fucking somebody else? That way I can make sure his stroke game isn't better than mine, bro, you in that competition, because, bro, I ain't going to hold you. This is some weird shit. So we used to be in the military. Everybody knows I used to be in the military, right. So when they used to put us up in barracks, sometimes you hear through them concrete walls, somebody smashing on the other side of the wall.
Speaker 2:I hear that.
Speaker 1:Bro, what do you do? I hear that, bro, do you turn on something? Because I'm telling you, you hearing schmank, schmank, schmank, schmank something, cause I'm telling you, you hearing schmank, schmank, schmank, schmank, I'm telling you, you just hear that motherfucker, just hearing that motherfucker, and God forbid you over there doing the same thing he doing next door, and you hear God doing a headboard, killing the wall. And and when I've been in that situation, bro, the number one thing that's going through your mind is I bet not nut, before this motherfucker do on this other side of the wall. So you got, it's a, it's a fucking competition. So you're thinking shit the fuck.
Speaker 1:What do you do, bro? I have been sleeping in beds, like, because you know it's like, it's like a dorm room when we're in a bed. But so you'll have a bed on one side of the wall and a bed on the other side of the wall, right, you might wake up at two, one, two o'clock in the morning, right, and your roommate might be over there killing you might wake up at 2, 1, 2 o'clock in the morning, right, and your roommate might be over there killing something. And just woke you up. What do you do? You play dead. You play sleep. You got to listen to these motherfuckers, these motherfuckers over there, smack, smack, smack, smack.
Speaker 2:God damn.
Speaker 1:And what do you do? Just lay there, stiff you, just you just listening to all this nasty shit. Take it out, bro. But my thing is this do you get up in the middle of it and walk out or you just lay there stiff? I know a lot of motherfuckers and did this shit before. A lot of y'all motherfuckers that listen to me done been in college and they roommates done smashed some on the bottom bunk and got done did X, y and Z.
Speaker 1:Bro On the bottom bunk, bro man, I used to be a stand-up guy. Yeah, like shoot, walk in the room. You in there with a female. Hey up guy. Yeah, like shoot, walk in the room, you in there with a female. Hey bro, I'll be back. That's your green light to do whatever you gotta do before I get back. Yeah, or you should have been respectful and just shoot me a text, hey, bro, shit, hey, give me about an hour or two. Just off for a little bit. I'm just handling some business in the room, right quick, but don't wake me up at three o'clock in the morning and you got the German shepherd as chance callers and over there Because I'm going to be over here, jealous as fuck, I'm going to be over here thinking in my head.
Speaker 1:I'm over here thinking in my head Damn, I wish I could have got that. Damn, that's depressing. I want her to do me too. No, no, no, because she might have the itch you got you. She might have the goddamn gift that keeps on giving. She might have that bump, bump, bump, and y'all know what the bump, bump, bump is. She got some shit on top of some shit on top of some shit on her lip. Yeah, because everybody ain't clean, hmm.
Speaker 2:But man, you can't stand it up.
Speaker 1:Hell. Nah, that's like my daddy used to tell me, bro. Hey, you know how to tell if a bitch got something, no matter how bright.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna tell you how bright, no matter how wide you open your eyes at night.
Speaker 1:You can't see, you are not Batman. Your ass cannot see my man, hey. So this old school cat used to tell me back in the day man, oh boy, hey, nephew.
Speaker 1:You know how you can tell that somebody got something? Just get a little earwax out your ear and put it in there. If they Like that, they tense up real fast. When you do it, that mean they burning what. How does that logic work, bro? I don't know, nephew, but hey, I done tried a couple of them. What you just? I don't know, nephew, but hey, I done tried a couple of them. But you, the same Dirty dick motherfucker that be paying out here the prostitutes out here, goddamn Twenty dollars and a double eye Just to get you Some goddamn head or get you some ass. But that's all we got today for y'all. Thank you for joining us On 4 Stepfus Only. So you gotta remember To sit down and watch a step of step we out.