Hey.
Speaker 2:DJ Simpson trying to get on Pipe and Soul.
Speaker 1:They get back a mother fucker. That's what she said. Damn what. Okay, man, if y'all only knew how we started our shows. But anyway, sit down and watch us step by step. And welcome to 4 Steppers. Only I'm Jack, that's step. And welcome to four steppers. Only I'm Jack, that's Ace and that's Smiley. It seems like we're missing Chance today. Down in Soldier. I told him about that one-legged stripper the other night and I guess he had to go see if it was really true. Hey, y'all go fuck with the Claremont Lounge in downtown Atlanta. Hell, nah, right off Crog Street. You know you're home when you see all the graffiti and shit.
Speaker 2:Hey man. Hell yeah, hey I have and what is light to see, what?
Speaker 1:When people hear me say that's where strippers go to die.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, really Goddamn. It's a big-ass dive bar, basically. And then there was a. I think there's a grandma, a mom and a daughter that are all strippers, and it's just Grandma, daughter and a mom. It's just wet and sweaty. Three generations in there. Motherfucker, it's wet and sweaty down there.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't give a fuck Everybody else be trying to go for the daughter, because you know our lineage falls down.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but because you know our lineage falls down. Yeah, but um, all generations, they all, none of them look great. They're palm colored too, so that should tell you how the age is going oh shit, I'm slow.
Speaker 1:Y'all gotta excuse me. This was. This was a long morning it wasn't.
Speaker 2:He's lying shit man you just don't know what that means. He's just slow.
Speaker 1:He had a fine morning get back a motherfucker, hey, well, anyway, y'all shit we gonna talk about today, y'all now being friend zoned by a motherfucker.
Speaker 2:I think, everybody being friend, zoned like hell.
Speaker 1:That shit zoned it by a motherfucker. My favorite thing to do that shit come with a warning level when you get friend zoned it, because some motherfuckers get friend zoned after they give them the dick one time. I guess that means they shit with mediocre.
Speaker 2:Yeah, or it's just the chemistry is not there, and after you itch that scratch and it's like yeah, it's what.
Speaker 1:Jack said I think what it's me, it's what you said. I think what it's me, it's what you said. I think, oh, the dick with Jack. Yeah, it gotta be man, if you get friends on after you hit. Goddamn, because I mean shit. I know motherfuckers that been friends with motherfuckers so long. When they go to family reunions they talking about something that just my cousin no, damn, y'all just got damn screwed last night. Who says that's my cut? That's Don't sound disgusting Because folks do it in North Mountain.
Speaker 2:I'm not from here, my nigga.
Speaker 1:Hey, so let me give you a road map.
Speaker 2:So, what you got to do is like you're going to Cherokee.
Speaker 1:If you don't, hey, keep going. If you go to Cherokee Like you're going to gamble, you go into gamble. You know craps, I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. The bears and shit and the mountains and the snow. You go through some of these little backward ass towns. They look like they straight out of God doing horror movies. That one place that I know that everybody knows I'm fucking terrified of is Raven County. If y'all don't know, the history about Raven County has everybody, ain't that a sundown town?
Speaker 1:Huh, ain't that a sundown town? Yes, it is, but there's also even creepier shit about it. So if y'all ever seen delivery y'all y'all always know how they got that iconic scene for the mother's fucking, just walk outside and just play the banjo. You know that was not rehearsed. That motherfucker just did that shit. Just walk outside and just play the motherfucker on a fucking front board I'm sorry, I've never seen that movie.
Speaker 2:I haven't either.
Speaker 1:That's not like the creepy ass shit, though it's like I've never seen it.
Speaker 2:I have no idea what you're referencing.
Speaker 1:I'm so sorry. It's like um, the hills have eyes on steroids. It's like text Chainsaw, master, if it was on crack, okay. But anyway, like I was saying about friendzoning, it's just certain things. I wish you would get social cues if you were about to get friendzoned, or I'm just oblivious to the motherfucking social cues, but do y'all ever get friendzoned and be like damn. This motherfucker just called me homie.
Speaker 2:This motherfucker just called me twin this motherfucker just called me gang actually in my past. Yes, oh no, actually, oh no, actually what? Ah yes, in high school they motherfuckers call me gang.
Speaker 1:Actually in my past, yes, no, actually, oh, no, actually, oh no actually what?
Speaker 2:Ah, yes, in high school, I do remember.
Speaker 1:I got friends on. Tell us about it. Oh, you shouldn't open your mouth, you shouldn't open your mouth.
Speaker 2:I shouldn't have Come on.
Speaker 2:Damn, I just. But I also I didn't have a lot of confidence in high school, so like I didn't exactly, in certain words, tell him how I felt, but like he liked another one of my friends who I was really close with, like I didn't feel jealous because I was like you know, like bitch, you didn't even say anything, but I got friendzoned by him immediately, like, and I just felt it and I was like, oh okay, okay, it's okay, it's fine, I'm not hurt, I don't give a damn about any of this. You think I care? I don't give a fuck, I did, I did, I really did you ever have friends on it sounds like you did, I did, I mean I was 15, so like, yeah, I have In middle school I have.
Speaker 1:I remember that vividly.
Speaker 2:Middle school was crazy. What happened? Are you okay?
Speaker 1:I'm good. But I remember it though, because it's like one day was going out, next day that shit was done.
Speaker 2:It's like damn, oh, you're going damn that motherfucker hit you with man.
Speaker 1:You ain't going steady, damn fucking round. That was it oh yeah, it was vicious back in them days, though uh, it was. I didn't have enough time to even catch me. Let's say what the hell? Okay, all right, I didn't know what to do, all right, let's do it, hey. But you know what man back back then even a small, I guess it I've gotten friends on about motherfuckers that tried to holler at me down the line.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying yeah, they tried to double back right yeah, shit, nah, nigga, we're the same motherfuckers that used to, you know, make a pallet on the floor and sleep beside each other. Well, you used to tell me about all the different dudes dick you sucking in the bathroom underneath the bleachers. But I'm saying, but how can you double?
Speaker 2:the music.
Speaker 1:I really like you after everything else.
Speaker 2:Don't feel through, hold on, let me hear you sometimes people harbor feelings and you have no idea that they're feeling this way. They could have been feeling this way all their life.
Speaker 1:Hold on. I'm going back to what the fuck he said. Ain't no, coming back from that. If you tell me it's like a nigga in the bleachers, I'm just for the other person. I just got a question.
Speaker 1:If somebody has done something foul and you know about it and then they try to holler at you, do you look at them a certain way? They're like, do they have camouflage over the top of their face? Because I know when, when a motherfucker be trying to talk to me and I know that you done sucked dick in a public restaurant with no lock on the door, and now you want to come at me tell me something. Hey, you really are cute. It's like I smell the sperm coming off your fucking tonsils. It's like, bro, do you need a tic tac? No matter how many tic tacs you got, these shots won't take out all them. Dude, damn dudes. You done damn sucked up. I'm just saying it's like makeup, it's like a forever image on your face that you guys see dripping down your face while you're sitting here talking to me. Bitch, that's not rain. I'm just saying what? Why do you keep looking at me? All goofy and shit. I'm just stuck. Listen, come back from that.
Speaker 1:That's a lot. Listen, hey, jack, that's a lot to unpack.
Speaker 2:Once again, we let him go on I can't finish my last.
Speaker 1:I mean, I ain't know what the fuck to say.
Speaker 2:I was like what the rejection is like a train wreck you should just wait for it to just stop, but it's a really slow train wreck.
Speaker 1:Well, my thing is, that's like you get, that's like that's like one of your homeboys that get his old like his little new girlfriend you know, just got a train ran on her three days ago. I hope not. And you out kissing her in public, oh God.
Speaker 2:I hope not.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna let you feel like you. I'm gonna like, if you like, with the. You know how the librarian Tilt the glasses down. Look at your ass Like I ain't nobody, you know what the fuck she does, man, that's like.
Speaker 1:That's like I understand how dudes Feel sometimes, so, but, bro, how can you come back From that? That's like when, like in a Previous episode when I was talking about Um, one of my homeboys talking about he was banging his old lady in front of banging another chick in front of his old lady and she was just sitting in the corner watching. How do you come back from that? That's like vice versa. Let's flip the script. How do you sit there and watch your old, your, your, uh, your, your significant other, long deep, deep-stroking motherfucker right there in front of you and this motherfucker doing shit for you, for them, better than anything for you?
Speaker 1:So I'm talking about some shit Splish-splash, taking a bath, wet-slipper slide, yes, splash. She about to pass out from goddamn, about to goddamn. You know what I mean? No, how do you come back from that and tell myself you know what I mean? No, how do you come back from that? And someone's like baby, I love you. How do you come back from that? What you mean? I can't, I couldn't do it. I, I swear to god, people are different right that's the thing, though, yeah, people are different.
Speaker 2:How you feel is obviously um, as we heard in the last seven minutes it took me to explain all that, but how you feel is how you feel and you're entitled to that and you think you can't come back from that. You can't come back from that. You know your limits, but for some people that might not be all that important to them. It just be like that. People are people.
Speaker 1:You're right, cause I'm sorry, this is me being me you like someone that can suck the chrome off a?
Speaker 1:hitch pipe and I know shit done, went on xyz. Why just you sitting over there, god damn, brushing your teeth in the morning and I'm sitting, you, god damn, just god damn, going to town with that motherfucker and I'm trying to figure out why the fuck you keep calling your damn toothbrush old man. I'm just saying Wait, if yeah, that's cause for termination, what you talking about? You got fired from your job, bitch. Yeah, you gotta go. Nah cause, hey, bro, I be bro. I mean because the ideas of certain shit popped through my mind. This shit gonna sound weird as fuck. But, bro, I thought I died the other day. I was this. I was I was trying to listen to my dentist and tell my son yeah, sometimes you gotta brush your tongue. So I tried that shit one day. I'm almost died.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, wait, wait a minute.
Speaker 1:I'm almost died, jack. I knew I couldn't be Jack. I know I was born a certain way, jack.
Speaker 2:Huh, please tell me that this is not the first time that you have brushed your tongue.
Speaker 1:After I almost died. No, that took a long time ago, but you know what?
Speaker 2:Jack, when was this? No, that took a long time ago. But you know what, jack, when was this? Oh, that's like when. I was like, oh, oh, okay, oh, my God, I thought it was mad recent. I was about to say my God, what have you been doing? Okay, look, all right. Crisis of burden.
Speaker 1:Keep it going. Wait a minute, hold on, go ahead. Let me me ask you this question. Hey, look me in my face. I'm gonna ask you this question. So you telling me if you had your significant other sitting right next to you at at the dual sinks, with the goddamn vanity mirrors and shit, with the light bulbs and circles around it, and this motherfucker just going to town with his toothbrush in his mouth brushing his tongue, you gonna be okay with that?
Speaker 2:um, yeah and you heard that motherfucker gag one time yeah, because, honestly, have you not? Have you been like in the vicinity of a dad being in, like brushing his teeth? Like men, they, they be going to town, so, so, like people have different oral hygiene? I don't know. I just I don't know. Maybe it'll be an ick if I see it, but I can't, I can't visualize something like that right now. Hey, but if it's my significant other, maybe it's an ick. I don't, I don't know. It's hard to say.
Speaker 1:I'm about to make everybody down. Look at they significant other, while they got their brush on their teeth that could be a ick hey look, hey bitch, when they got their gary on their motherfucker too long.
Speaker 2:You need to stop you know, when you do stuff like that, you grip, you flex your hands and you just grip the shit out of that just a little bit. It's like you just you have to say all that you can. You gotta grab something to hold tight. That's what it's like Calm down.
Speaker 1:You okay? You okay over there? Yeah, I'm okay. Hey, I can't wait to start showing y'all video. Yeah, this shit be wild. This motherfucker over here Tucked in Like she already At a slumber party Under a Spiderman cover. Under a Spiderman cover.
Speaker 2:Not y'all Blowing my shit up Under a Spiderman pillow.
Speaker 1:And glasses on and some motherfucking glasses on and got some sunglasses on Wow and got her and got her feet touching Like her toes rubbing together. Now you know what a motherfucker Finna on Wow Ain't got her feet touching like her toes rubbing together. You know a motherfucker, finna. Goddamn it. Go to sleep If this motherfucker starts snoring. Motherfucker podcast. I swear to God, I'm putting her ass on blast on every social media platform, even Femstel, I'm putting her ass on. Hey, I ain't got an OnlyFans, but I'll start one just to goddamn show you on this motherfucker. I'm telling you. But it's just amazing.
Speaker 2:But it's comfortable.
Speaker 1:Well, thank you.
Speaker 2:I'm hella comfy right now, I bet.
Speaker 1:And the they got the vent blowing right on my face Like this is perfect, it's perfect y'all, welcome to nap time with four steppers, only this motherfucker over here about to go night night, if I swear to god night, night I'm awake. If she go to sleep, I'm gonna sleep.
Speaker 2:Do you want me to take my sunglasses off so you can see? No, I won't see your slow eye. Fuck you.
Speaker 1:I have beautiful eyes on the window shut up. But it's like I just don't understand what people's intentions are. Well, I mean, people know whether they, like they always say, is it true where they say a female knows she gonna fuck you or not in the first three seconds?
Speaker 2:Yeah, just like with men. I mean, you know how like with men, know within a couple of minutes actually, if you can spend the rest of your life with them or not.
Speaker 1:No, I think so nah, cause you know why I say that? Because you know how you see somebody damn they sexy as fuck, but as soon as they open, they mouth yeah, what the fuck is on your breath, bro?
Speaker 2:that's what I'm talking about. Like within like a couple meetings, like conversing yeah, of course, when you see somebody, it's's like it's cute, and they smile and you're like, oh, never mind teeth look like yes, teeth, just fucked up. Bombs over baghdad, just ass like they've been chewing rocks yes, oh god, I didn't think that was another thing that I didn't think that would be as important to me as getting older is your teeth, teeth and seeing other people's teeth and mouths and wow, y'all niggas, don't take care of shit damn.
Speaker 1:Don't say everybody, it's everybody. I brush my teeth to go to the dentist okay, well, yeah, you do have nice teeth.
Speaker 2:I'll give you that Both of y'all have nice teeth.
Speaker 1:Thank you, but it's just that friend zone bullshit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that shit do really hurt.
Speaker 1:Let's go out to eat, let's go do shit when you really fucking with somebody, when you really fucking with somebody. But it's like girl. You know I'll fuck the shit out of you, right you? But it's like shit, girl. You know I'll fuck the shit out of you, right? You keep calling me late nights and shit. I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you, but you know what?
Speaker 2:but that's their fault, though, for calling late nights, you know, like if it's a man you know.
Speaker 1:But then that's also the dude's fault too.
Speaker 2:He accepts that shit that's because he's just waiting for it, especially if he he accept that shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, true, that's because he's just Waiting for it, especially if it's not the first time that she done. Did that shit.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's facts.
Speaker 1:She already know what she doing, man. She know how to play your ass, she know what you get, how she can.
Speaker 2:Sometimes she just Be wanting attention To get it.
Speaker 1:I don't care who they facts, but that's like you're gonna go to cookout. That's just my cousin, that's just my best friend, that's just my homie. But in reactionality shit, I'm bored. What's up, you ain't got shit to do. You wanna come over? We can chill. Hey, what the fuck are you trying to find Over there, losing shit?
Speaker 1:I can't do shit steve loft in the sauce over there for real. Oh, I heard some ignorant shit the other day. Oh, my god, tell it, spill the tea. It's like when people open their mouths. I'll be like this generation is fucking goofy. As fuck. This chick said oh I love just because because gifts oh shoot that make me want to reward him he's not a puppy, well, but my thing is this though. So so I understand, I give, I fuck what you give, not just because give.
Speaker 2:That's one and the same.
Speaker 1:No, okay, sorry, no, no, no, oh, my, because if I fought what you, I fought what you. It don't have to be on any certain level, because the way I look at things is I fought what you, how you fought me, because if I give just because give, oh, just because you got an ad, just because you're nice, just because you're polite, no, no, no.
Speaker 2:Just because gifts are just like an excuse, it's just like a hey, I fuck with you. That's, that's what it means. Like I'm just giving to you just because that's not a just because blank, it's literally a reason so it's. It's the subject of the sentence, not the verb.
Speaker 1:Okay, so let me ask this question do you reciprocate just because? Yes, oh my god, I love doing it because, like, if I do them to you, you're gonna do it to me, right, of course, but it might not be in the same manner, but no, yeah, but it's the thought, that's the thing.
Speaker 2:It's the thought that counts. It doesn't matter how big or small like when I buy people candy, it's super small, but it's like here you go. This makes me happy. I want to share some of this happiness with you.
Speaker 1:Boom hey, just for y'all to know, aisha drives a white truck, just letting y'all know if y'all can see some chick riding down to my song, just because. But nah, shit, because I used to shut up because I I fought with people. I fought with people the way they fuck me, right. So in my mind it's like shit, I might be busting my ass. Hey, shit, hey, jay, I'm about to go take your goddamn car to go get an oil change. I know you tired as fuck and I know you can't get it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I got you. I love that.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, boy, your shit a little dirty as fuck. Let me go wash your car for you, or hey, I know you've been working, I know the kids at school, let me fix his meal for you, but or by y'all, or what time y'all getting home so I can door the ass y'all something to eat that's so nice that's what I meant by and those are just because gifts see you call them. Just because I call it, I fuck with you it's the same thing but also the person that it came from.
Speaker 2:I could see why you would be like uh no, that's not how. If you look, oh yeah, I view it. Because that person, um man, let me tell you something let me tell you something this is like.
Speaker 1:Back in my early, early 20s. I had a motherfucker pop up at my doorstep with just a fucking trench coat on right, ooh, ooh. And two days prior I caught her cheating on me. Bitch, I do not want this. You about to get the end of this goddamn doorstep? And guess what I did? Close the door.
Speaker 2:Did you call the cops too, for?
Speaker 1:a disturbance I would've. I sit out there when it's cold outside.
Speaker 2:Was it raining? I got you on the steps. Bitch.
Speaker 1:Now, I hope, now I hope you got gonorrhea. Gonorrhea. Talking about gonorrhea, hey, but it's, it's just certain shit situations like that. They pop off. I know, I know y'all gonna be like this this, this motherfucker's an absolute nut I say that regardless, but keep going oh, this comes from the motherfucker that tried to stab me with a pizza cutter.
Speaker 2:No, did no, did not try, I did told you to get away from me and slashed back and forth like a piece of pizza, no, y'all. I gave him multiple warnings to get away from me and he still decided to approach me, so that let y'all know Towards me that.
Speaker 1:Let y'all know Myself, this ain't no fucking joke. This ain't no joke, and it's about to try to trap me out right now. I can't be silent. Motherfuckers really step around this bitch with a fucking pizza cutter, with a goddamn box cutter anything. Hey, why'd I feel like I was on, goddamn, like I got shanked in prison?
Speaker 2:You did. I told him to stop.
Speaker 1:I told him to stop.
Speaker 2:So he got me Listen. It was a little pizza cutter though it was really I said, yeah, I'm gonna stay away from that.
Speaker 1:I know you did. I see your face too. But y'all know when a motherfucker get hurt, that motherfucker you hey. He don't say shit, he just look at the motherfucker. I'm trying to tell you that's all he did was look at me and run. That's all he could do. He was shocked as fuck but he didn't listen.
Speaker 2:That's what your hard headed ass get fuck you.
Speaker 1:Still love you, though. H but hey, see that. See, that's that relationship. See, y'all don't understand. This is this is a, this is a love. Fuck you relationship. I fucking hate you. Is this okay? That's why you, that's why your ankle still got. Oh, she ain't got the ankle brace on y'all, she ain't got fuck you, I do. Oh shit, she don't have some damn, she still got big boots on shit.
Speaker 1:I have to go when they say big boots, even bigger boots hey, we were walking down the hallway the other day and I saw this motherfucker. I said Z-Boss, my name is Eeyore. I've been drinking this dead ass weed shut up god.
Speaker 2:I said drag, motherfucker, drag fucking DJ Session said a couple weeks ago that I walk like a wrestler and that pissed me off damn, damn and then he started calling me limpy. He's so rude.
Speaker 1:Speaking of that, when she do walk into a building you hear that. That stone cold music, y'all Amen. You know if I crack two beers. So Aisha came over here in his brown getup the other day, y'all Ay, was I saying she's talking like a pro wrestler. Tell me why she look like she ain't one of them. Goddamn wrestlers. Kurt Angle onesies on Ay, I'm sorry, Asha.
Speaker 2:Damn it.
Speaker 1:Y'all are the worst that's for you picking at me because I ain't got shit on my top shelf you ain't have shit, that's so funny you really don't have shit up there like it's barren y'all not even to like store things in excess.
Speaker 2:He would rather put that somewhere else, some inconvenience, far away from where he actually needs it, and he utilized that third shelf because if it ain't at level, you can't just hop up on the counter my phone gonna expire?
Speaker 1:what?
Speaker 2:can't see it my younger days.
Speaker 1:I'm not putting on my account to me what can't see it? That shit, gonna that shit gonna be there and stay there. Hey, look, she gonna tell me, hop up on the counter, knowing damn well I'm still at a height. Just hop up on there, man. I'd be like shit if I jump off this motherfucker.
Speaker 2:Wait, so Fuck up my ankle. We should all go to Six Flags. You're not afraid of heights, we can. Let's do some exposure therapy.
Speaker 1:What therapy, what? Let's do some exposure therapy. Come on, let's go to six flags. Suck a dick. I am not getting on them. Goddamn roller coasters, I don't have a female. Once upon a life pressure me to wait, wait, wait, wait, fuck you, I'm not getting on that goddamn roller coaster. That motherfucker went up. That motherfucker was click, click, click, click. What'd you get on?
Speaker 2:Wait, you said you went on Goliath yeah.
Speaker 1:Listen, I ain't gonna lie, goliath, that is a motherfucker, it's literally the longest one. I ain't gonna lie longest one. Yeah, it is. I was praying to get off that. I was like y'all know I'm short, right it was fun as fuck.
Speaker 1:I can't reach the damn bottom to put my feet on it, so I can't. I'm having to wrap my feet around the fucking pole that's connected to it, just so my ass feels secure. This motherfucking keeps going, click, click, click. So when this motherfucker gonna start going? Oh my god, listen, it's like, listen. It's like when you get up there, no, you like. And then my eyes got big. I was like oh shit, you don't like heights either. It ain't that cause I can fly, I can fly easy.
Speaker 1:It ain't about, it's not about that but you, just you don't okay, you have no control over a plane, for sure rollercoaster you for sure ain't got no control over that shit yikes, I don't think about none of that shit.
Speaker 2:Rollercoasters are fun as fuck. Goliath looks fun. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1:Bingo, nah, but on Goliath man, I got on that second dip down, the second dip, the second dip. Bro, I forgot the screen halfway. Yeah, sometimes. You forgot the screen.
Speaker 2:Sometimes you get caught up.
Speaker 1:No, bro listen I understand what you said. It'd be like that you gotta, you gotta, fucking breathe. You gotta hold your breath. I hold my breath. I don't scream, I hold my breath going down. Listen, if you try to breathe going down, you're gonna fucking around and die. Bro, all that wind, bro, you can't breathe, brouh yeah, you cannot breathe at all. Bruh, you try to breathe.
Speaker 2:You're like, you think you fucking, you think you were choking before and it's too much pressure and all that. So you, your body does like, automatically does all that for you talking about you can't.
Speaker 1:Oh no, and this retarded shit y'all saying right now don't make me want to get on one even more now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man.
Speaker 2:Because you're gonna be with us. Come on, we can start really slow. You're obviously not gonna. We're not gonna have you get on fucking Goliath, like come on, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:We're gonna have to drink Goliath. We can do all that. No, it is one fun one. That shit go upside down, but that shit was funny. I wanted that shit like four times it's fun as fuck.
Speaker 2:Okay, shit like that. Okay, we're not gonna have you get on, but you will be getting on some man, fuck that. We'll get on some with you. We'll sit next to you, you'll have us huh what the fuck?
Speaker 1:that's what it means. Just cause you want it with me. It's quick though. It's quick though, like that ride was quick yeah, I'm telling none. Of them are like goliath goliath is really like goliath for like fucking five minutes drop down.
Speaker 2:Oh, arachnophobia, that motherfucker see that.
Speaker 1:Oh, hell, no, I don't do that shit. No, hell no oh, you don't want to do that one oh, when they make it what I feel like yeah, you're talking, you're talking about death, death for sure. Make your heart stop. My thing is horror movies. I watch, watch, you do it. And real shit, I don't do that little hot bullshit.
Speaker 2:You seen the one that hit the ground.
Speaker 1:Huh, you seen the one that hit the ground. It ain't stopping time, it's just a boom.
Speaker 2:I said oh shit, I did not witness that, mm-hmm. Look at his face. Why would you say that?
Speaker 1:No, that's the one he's not getting on for sure, that's the one that I wanted him to get on because I was going to get on that one too. I wasn't getting on that one.
Speaker 2:I've gotten on it, damn it. Look at him. Why would you say?
Speaker 1:that, listen, I ain't even on the motherfucker, I ain't having a fucking panic attack. Listen, jack, listen Jack. These motherfuckers don't make me scared to step off a. We can get on roller coasters, but that shit, that ain't no roller coaster. That shit, that shit is up and down.
Speaker 1:I'm scared to jump off my couch, I'm scared to get, I'm scared to sit in a chair right now with the little thing on the side where it drop down real fast right now, just because of y'all. Look, I ain't look. Now, that's adventures. I'm gonna go Tell no, listen to me, it's okay.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, I'm like, listen, the roller coaster is cool, but what she's talking about, I don't even get on that shit. Yeah, um, so you forget the day that I'm born. Of course I'll go to a fucking haunted house october 30th oh you, oh.
Speaker 1:I know your birthday is the same thing yeah, as twin yeah that's I'm to my hostess.
Speaker 2:Oh, my son. And then also you forget about the other customer service rep, my twin Jamaican, oh.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Big forehead, motherfucker, she gonna kick your ass.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she probably watch this shit too.
Speaker 2:She gonna beat your ass. But yeah, this shit too she gonna beat your ass. But yeah, why would you say that about arachnophobia?
Speaker 1:But anyway, because that ain't a good ride.
Speaker 2:They need to shut that bitch down. That was fun.
Speaker 1:Fuck, no, I told you. But listen, one screw one anything that one Prison suitcase. She likes to stick things in her prison wallet, y'all. It was in her prison wallet, y'all.
Speaker 2:It was in her prison wallet. I couldn't see it past my fat on my stomach. So, if you See, this is what makes me not want to give it to you, because you keep asking for it, stop it. Let me do it. Let me give it to you. That's what she said. Said, see, it would make more sense if you would record these, but you don't I know everybody having a visual would have great context.
Speaker 1:Hey, and I'm gonna leave it at that, you guys are free to wonder whatever you want these motherfuckers want to see us on visual because a lot of times they always wondering do y'all just just sit there and chill this whole time?
Speaker 2:goddamn right hell.
Speaker 1:Nah. Asian took the bathroom breaks. She'll write messages.
Speaker 2:Put them on her forehead oh, my god, you talking about that first episode. First of all, I was lit as shit and I didn't know how else to to tell y'all things without saying it on the air, so I've just had to write them down.
Speaker 1:It's okay.
Speaker 2:It's okay, I did take multiple bath and breaks because we were drinking a lot that episode.
Speaker 1:We do not drink on camera.
Speaker 2:Impossible. And when I mean drink, I mean liquid death, not sponsored, but we will take that sponsorship if you're listening.
Speaker 1:Shit, hey, that's when we got gotta start reaching out to these motherfucking sponsors, because somebody already told us shit, we're the new breakfast club.
Speaker 2:oh, they get back a motherfucker um, I think we'll be better than that, because I don't like any of those people on that show. I think the one with the lisp is an idiot. The girl is dumb as hell. And who was the other one? He's stupid as fuck. Okay, next, fuck the breakfast club. I don't even know them, niggas, please, hey, get back a motherfucker amen, hey, get back a motherfucker, hey but cheese and dope, motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Cheese and dope. Hey, this week was a pretty good week, it was.
Speaker 2:It was Well, yeah, I got a lot of family in, so I'm excited about that.
Speaker 1:I'm still dead about that. Hey, we were at work y'all and it's one customer service thrift. So the customer came, she was livid as fuck I'm talking about livid as fuck so she had took off Running on one of the other customer service this motherfucker.
Speaker 2:She took the fuck off After she was yelling and screaming. Why would you do that?
Speaker 1:I'm talking about a, but you gotta a. If y'all understood the dynamics of her run why she? Had no threshold, no control over her mouth, none awesome. She was a, she was zero to three thousand, you hear me? So boom, we in the the the customer and the customer service rep. They, they're pretty much the same size that's funny as fuck. They really are the customer tells the other service rep. I'm sorry, the customer service rep, the customer service specialist we can just say rep, let's not get any more.
Speaker 2:I'm being funny, let's be for real.
Speaker 1:But the beginning it's bad.
Speaker 2:When a customer tells the motherfucker how do you know what you're about to say?
Speaker 1:The first. How do you know what you about? To say the fuck you sweating so bad for you, ain't you ain't ran? No, well, bro, even management, they just like oh shit, hey, I'm like this, some bullshit yo. Even management laws and shit, they're just like oh shit, hey, I'm like I'm like this some bullshit, yo, this some bullshit. Then she got on let out the customer, let out talking about something. Hey, bunny, the fuck you laughing, for that's why you ain't got no ass and no titties either. Oh man Talking about something.
Speaker 2:You look like a damn exclamation point. Know, she told one of the manders you better not cross this threshold, devil.
Speaker 1:I said what when she started goddamn pop locking in I cannot.
Speaker 2:It was so hot in there y'all, it was so hot in that little. I don't understand why, when we always, when we have these irate ass customers, we have this tiny room to put them in so we could sort it out, why can't the room be just an inch or two bigger? It was so hot in that room.
Speaker 1:Did she say that anyway, if they could only be an inch or two bigger?
Speaker 2:No, for real. An inch or two matters especially in that aspect, Because if you're an inch too short, that could ruin everything.
Speaker 1:I know it's like y'all battling lightsabers. You might as well call them a clitoris.
Speaker 2:Quite literally what the hell. Sword fighting.
Speaker 1:Hey, ping ping, womp, womp. Return of the Jedi, goddamn Be with you. But return of the jedi, goddamn be with you.
Speaker 2:But nah, it's been an interesting week some things happen, some things change, but it's still a good week. It's been a good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's been a good week damn kids got them past all their classes about fucking time yeah, yeah, congrats to them. Wow, wow, that other year hey hey, that's what that's when they say single fathers can't do this bitch, we can.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you, I can do it, I'm doing it oh my god, I wish that y'all would have saw his little happy dance yeah, we gotta start recording these.
Speaker 1:But it's like that beat it up right dance that you used to do back in the 80s, but anyway, nah, but it's just how the fuck you just going to skip over a beat it up dance yeah like what's your name, just roll the button. I said hey, everybody know what a beat it up dance is, don't they? When you got a guy that say beat it, beat it, beam, beam.
Speaker 2:Beam say beat it, beat it.
Speaker 1:Boom, boom, boom, boom, ah, ah, toodle-oo, you're, you're moving and not moving. At the same time I'm telling you I'm looking, I was moving, I'm looking for no, I was I know like you were moving, sweetie I was looking for some direction, but I ain't see none. I'm like what?
Speaker 2:not, not a single no, but I really like that this couch is a different color than the rest oh, it's gonna stay that way yeah, I know this is mine. Can I put my name on this fuck? No, no, why not? Let me have like a little sign. Let me have like a little sign you can put it right here, and when I'm here you just flip it down oh, that's okay, we're gonna put up tarred tarred but hard hey.
Speaker 1:Well, thank y'all for joining us for four step was only. I'm jack, that's ace and that's smiley, and we'll be back very soon with another one, and another one, and another one, and another one. Hey, but y'all have a blessed day. Peace, peace, bye.