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Damn I'm in Too Deep
Ever find yourself in over your head, whether it's a relationship going full throttle too soon or a lifestyle that's burning holes in your pocket? Jack and Smiley, armed with a few laughs and beers, tackle these life-altering dilemmas in our latest episode of "Getting in Too Deep." We shed light on the art of knowing when to pump the brakes and how societal pressures often push us to ignore these crucial signals. The real struggle lies in balancing pride and acknowledging our limits, especially when the weight of providing and maintaining appearances feels unbearable. Join us as we question if our egos and what society expects from us are the real obstacles to taking a step back.
Ever felt like you're juggling too many roles while trying to keep it real? We dive into the complexities of being true to oneself amidst the swirling chaos of social expectations and personal challenges. The pressure cooker of balancing personal and professional stress can test our self-control and boundaries. We chat about identifying who truly supports you versus those who just test your patience, leading to an understanding that it's perfectly fine to prioritize peace of mind. Knowing who's in your corner and who isn't can make all the difference when life tries to knock you off balance.
Moving from the serious to the speculative, we explore the necessity of honesty and vulnerability in friendships, particularly among men who grapple with pride and fear of judgment. Laughter lightens the mood as we entertain the wild possibilities of conspiracy theories, from zombie apocalypses to aliens monitoring human lives like a reality TV show. Humor and camaraderie highlight the value of community support, encouraging open dialogue about the mysteries of life and the universe. Tune in for a rollercoaster of emotions and ideas—you might even discover a new perspective on the supernatural!
Woo, god dammit Will. We're gonna get fucked up. Boy, pass me another god damn beer. What Motherfucker you tweaking? What the fuck do you mean?
Speaker 2:I'm tweaking you don't need no more beer. You're gonna like this whole thing.
Speaker 1:You're goddamn not cutting me off my motherfucking PBRs.
Speaker 2:PBRs. Pbrs.
Speaker 1:PBRs, pbrs, pbrs, fucking right. Pabst Blue Ribbon, the American drink of American man. God damn it. Pabst Blue, pabst Blue Ribbon. But why is she so funny? You cut off man.
Speaker 2:I was going to tell you that was the last one.
Speaker 1:Man, fuck the bartender. That's why I brought me your motherfucking cooler Hell yeah, there's no cooler in this bitch. Don't ask about shit you don't really want to know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, my mama did tell me that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, my mama did you don't really want to know, god damn it. They go scare test. Oh god, hit that pit, it's a baseball game.
Speaker 2:Hey, will, we almost fucked up that goddamn intro man. Your ass start. I start laughing first, then you, you start licking at my ass and shit man, shit Boy.
Speaker 1:We in deep man man Shit getting three, three. What the fuck is three? Did I go with that non-talking shit again? We ain't done this shit in a while.
Speaker 2:Yeah, here you go, bro. You back on your bullshit, huh.
Speaker 1:Shit Back up on my bullshit, back up on the scene. Why that shit? Hey, we just wanna welcome y'all to Fo Stalpers. Only I'm Jack, that's Smiley. Why shit? Hey, we just want to welcome y'all to Foes Steppers. Only I'm Jack, that's Smiley. Yup, and we in deep.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we in deep waters man.
Speaker 1:Boy, we swimming with the sharks, we swimming with the fishes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, sometimes you just get in too deep.
Speaker 1:But shit, what you mean by too deep.
Speaker 2:I mean shit, break that shit down. I'll let you break it down. You were breaking that shit down a little too good Before we started talking about it.
Speaker 1:Shit, okay, alright. So y'all ever wonder why you get too deep too fast. Um, the reason why we say that a lot of times is a lot of time people got down, want to take their walls down a little too fast, faster than others. So a lot of times people get in over their heads or they bite off more. They can chew in a new situation, ship or relationship or just a fork buddy situation, because a lot of people don't understand. Understand and understand the methodology.
Speaker 1:Even if y'all just start off fucking, if you fought that motherfucker too good, and it's a consistent, regular good pussy or good dick type of vibe. Or you just like being around a motherfucker, just like hanging around a motherfucker bro, somebody gonna eventually goddamn be in over their head. Or they bite off more than they get, true, or flip side. Or you try to live a life that you can't afford, just as in you got a penthouse lifestyle with a goddamn, fool's damn budget. You feel me Like you're trying to get somebody that goddamn top tier lifestyle, but your two pennies in your pocket don't add up to that. So a lot of times people got down, start trying to keep up with this trend, trying to keep up with this ideology and they get to drowning eventually because they done took on too much, they done absorbed too much.
Speaker 2:But at that point, but when it's too much for people to understand that, hey, I need to scare myself back, or do you feel like that, that pride, that ego, that I don't want to see me going back and shit like, do you think that that started playing to effect? Then, for me, yes, because because I'm a prideful legal.
Speaker 1:I'm never going to admit defeat or be too proud to understand that I took too much on at one point in time, because I guess it's my sign. It's just what I was taught a man does. A man makes sure he provides. A man makes sure he takes care of. A man fixes all. So how do you go from oh'm doing 3 000 to let me start dialing back? I can't do this, you. You took on too much you can do. A lot of times people want to got down or people like to keep up with the glitz and glam and don't want to see folks goddamn weird, bro. You might. Hey, there's some people in this world that will understand that and and those are your true people that fuck with you the people that have got them go behind your back and talk about you when you're going through the bullshit or when you're going through the motions that you don't understand or can't.
Speaker 2:Can't get over that hump Right man, that shit get heady.
Speaker 1:That shit get crazy, that shit get too much. So what do you do?
Speaker 2:But then I feel like at a certain point, like, do you feel like Motherfucker, like that certain person might be too much on your on your on your on your plate? Or like, can you make adjustments, can you move shit around? Or or if you see you keep moving shit around like and shit still ain't working out, like damn what adjustments you gonna make like well, shit, I can.
Speaker 2:I can try to budget better. I can try to like goddamn like work a little more, like like cut back on my eating out, like you know I mean, that's, that's all in the budget matter.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but what happens when you feel like you drowning? How do you dial back?
Speaker 2:I feel like at that point you need have to sit down there help you out the waters. To be honest, would it be you might to help you, not be the one that's gonna be there, like, really just just there?
Speaker 1:you feel me because I mean shit. Let me tell you something, bro. I've been there, done that, got the t-shirt, got a bumper sticker and got the tattoo. All right, it's. It's hard to accept defeat.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know that, I mean we both.
Speaker 1:We are both travelers but it's it's also like because I've been in situations where I got all eyes on me and people just trying to wait to see me crumble or want to see me fail. Yeah, and it's to the point where I'm scraping for L just to survive. I'm scraping for L to make sure I can make it out this year.
Speaker 2:But on the outside looking in motherfuckers, it's like this thing got everything together.
Speaker 1:But you know but fool, I'm a hot mess. I'm a hot mess, I'm a hot mess. I'm a hot mess. I'm a hot mess underneath the surface. You feel me? A lot of motherfuckers don't understand that shit, bro, that's like my little partner at work, sir Limp, a lot.
Speaker 2:Lipski.
Speaker 1:So that motherfucker was telling me the other day, like I ain't got. She said I'm already dealing with bullshit at home. I ain't got the mental capacity to be dealing with this shit at work too. And that's when you realize shit sometimes. Sometimes you gotta figure out what's good, what's bad and what's tolerable. You get what I'm saying of course because a lot, of, a lot of motherfuckers can't wrap their head around the level of control that you need.
Speaker 2:You get what I'm saying there's a lot needed for that shit, especially when you can do certain things At a drop of a dime type shit, absolutely. But then like you, just that's why I feel like most of this battle in life is just you versus you. It's going to always be people trying to get you out, just by trying to get you off your bumper. I just feel like those people that just want to test the theory. I call those motherfuckers the crash dummies, not the them motherfuckers who out here just doing dumb shit. I call them just the idiots.
Speaker 2:I feel like the crash dummies are the motherfuckers that that be that be pushing and poking the bell, right, right, right. They be doing certain shit to know that it's going to piss you off, doing certain shit, knowing that you really be chilling, just to see. They want to see the effects of what you. But my just to see is not a just to see. This is going to be an ongoing thing.
Speaker 2:Like from now on, like you know how, like Batman and Joker, like no, you're gonna be my nemesis from now on. Like this is how I carry my. If you want, this is that route. This is not like a justice, see, a he, he, ha, ha thing and I think certain people are starting to see that now. I think certain people are starting to see okay, now I see the effect that now motherfuckers don't even talk to me, now motherfuckers don't even look my way. Now they might see me and see somebody else, they might talk to me, but they don't even talk Like yeah, yeah, that's how shit goes. Like I don't, there's no need for me to even you feel me Entertain the shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because then, like, what do we have in common? Like we damn sure don't have.
Speaker 1:Man, motherfucker, you don't fuck with me.
Speaker 2:I mean to be honest, like I do feel like certain shit, like we really wanna get fucked with each other and we'll stick in the funk from the beginning, that type of shit. That's really just how I be feeling. Like you, just like I told you, like you just let motherfuckers off with warnings all the time just just because you're dealing with somebody else's homeboy, somebody else's friend or somebody else's significant other or some shit. You know what I'm saying. It's like I shouldn't have to downplay myself. I just don't fuck with you, that's all it is. I fuck with you, but I just don't fuck with the person that you bring to the party.
Speaker 1:Absolutely. That's why a lot of times we ask who all that Exactly? You see, see, I'm a master of that shit.
Speaker 2:Hell yeah, cause you know I'll got them bro, you know, bro, you asking every detail there is, I just know who I'm in, who ain't like.
Speaker 1:That's what I know like cause, if it's somebody, that's going to instantly turn my mood sour bro, shit, and you know like y'all don't understand Me and Smiley be on the game on the pod at work. We just be chit-chat. But y'all gotta understand Smiley sees this shit firsthand. If I don't truly fuck with somebody, I will literally walk past like they don't exist, like I don't give a fuck. If he over there goddamn chopping it up and he try to talk to me, bro, he knows, old Jack ain't finna talk to me while I'm fucking open. Yeah, that's why I'm not even talking to you.
Speaker 2:That's why I'm not even doing a head nod and saying what's up or some shit. I know you're about to keep it moving. I already know I'm like what to you when I see you, else you feel me cause it's also.
Speaker 1:It's also fucked up, because there's a reason why I call Smiley Smiley. Smiley gonna bust out laughing if I do some stupid shit.
Speaker 2:Listen, I really started supposed to start in the peep. It's not just you, bro, like, if anybody started and I know, and if you start to see me, bro, everywhere I go now, if we gotta do like some, some shit, just like, really like we gotta go crazy type shit, I put on a mat yeah every time now, like because I know me and certain individuals like they tell me, bro, we gotta do something bro, I start laughing.
Speaker 2:So I'm like that's why every time now you see me put it on, I don't give a fuck what it is, cause I know me, bro. Like this shit just be hilarious though, like you know bro, you know bro but back to this in too deep.
Speaker 1:How would you tell somebody to goddamn dial back when they still trying to save face?
Speaker 2:see, and another thing I'm gonna start doing on this motherfucker is really start, cause last episode we already put it out patreon, patreon, patreon. There's certain shit we can't say on here. We need y'all to go down to the bottom of it and really let us know if y'all to go down to the bottom of it and really really let us know if y'all gonna fuck with it or not. So we can really like really let y'all in, let y'all know certain shit, like not every everything, but like just more details, so y'all can really understand like type shit.
Speaker 1:But Because we be vague, as because when we talk, we talk about real shit. We talk about the good, the bad and the ugly. We talk about also others mental health you get what I'm saying and the situations that they're in and how can we also help them and I feel like just them listening to the episode will probably help too.
Speaker 2:But I, just to answer your question, I feel like just meeting them heads on type shit like, real shit like. But I, just to answer your question, I feel like just meeting them heads on type shit like, bro, real shit like, just like, really just having like a conversation, that where we just got to really just we see, yeah, like there's no like at some. At a certain point, bro, you got to stop lying, and I hate to say it like, but at a certain point you got to stop lying, and I hate to say it, but at a certain point you gotta stop lying, bro, because we not here to fuck you over or do some bullshit. No, bro, we really your homie is tight shit.
Speaker 2:So if you're fucked up, nigga, let somebody know, because we prideful, we mean it the other day. Yeah, I'm not gonna let you in, I'm not gonna let you in, I'm not, I'm not gonna ask, nigga, I ain't gonna ask you. Why would I? Because I know, I, I know how prideful the motherfucker is. Hell, motherfuckers be fucked up all the time. Nigga, I'm not like, I'm not finna, ask though, yep, but nigga, if you fucked up to that point, to that extreme. Like nigga, you can ask motherfuckers, it ain't? No, you know what I'm saying. Like just confront a motherfucker head on, like let let him know. Hey bro, I see you can't fake the funk, bro. Motherfucker, been seeing this shit for a minute. I thought you were going to say something beforehand, but hey bro, you can't keep doing this shit.
Speaker 1:You know we going to, but you know what man trust me because people can tell when your your mindset is off.
Speaker 2:Especially when they like, man. That just go back to what you said. Man, I ain't seen such and such all day.
Speaker 1:I was like damn you right Niggas, because I mean I do the shit when I'm having a fucking bad day you go missing. I go missing, like I don't want to talk, I don't want to communicate, no, nothing. I'm just in my head by myself, isolated. But it's others that will point out bro, you mean you off today, you good, you straight. Yeah, I'm straight.
Speaker 2:bro, you lying like fuck and it's the ones that truly fought with you. Yeah, yeah, I know you ain't good, bro. What's up, bro? And then it Dennis was like bro, let me, why the hell I gotta do all that and just get this shit up out, you bro?
Speaker 1:Because a lot of times we're proud.
Speaker 2:That's what I say. That's why I'm up for anything and confront you on it. That's what I say. That's what I just said. Yeah, pride, you can't escape this shit, no more. Now, me and you got both arms out. You can't go nowhere. Now, what? Now you ain't got no choice but to spill it. You feel me?
Speaker 1:But it's to the point where a lot of motherfuckers are scared to let that guard down. You get what I'm saying, because they feel like we're going to judge.
Speaker 2:Not if I done. Told you shit too, though.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:That'd be my only thing, like if I done told you some shit I done been. Hey, bro, like you feel me. Yeah, and just like yeah.
Speaker 1:Because, you know, because us, as men, all of us have been in situations like this. Yeah, All of us have. Yeah, shit, that's what life is for, because that's where also our parents come from, when they tell us it take a village to raise a child, but it takes a village to help us heal. Also, because once we get to that low point, bro, you gotta, you gotta, be able to support others.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying yeah, that's what I said at the beginning of the shit. Somebody's gonna pick you up, not goddamn, fuck you all the way up like, make you think worse about yourself and how you're more in your head about the situation, or how you think about two things at once, that's. I think that's even worse oh, oh, nigga shit.
Speaker 1:I just had a wonderful, I just had an epiphany. Hey, you know how Biolab just blew up down in what you call it.
Speaker 2:Hell, don't get us canceled.
Speaker 1:You know how Biolab just blew up? Yeah, hey. What if this is the start of the apocalypse? What if that damn fog gonna start turning niggas into zombies? That damn fog gonna start turning niggas into zombies.
Speaker 2:That's what I was thinking about too, but they said they said it was a lot of shit. They do say. They said covid wasn't man-made, and this is right here where we live at.
Speaker 1:Hey, well, I got, I got shit, I got shit, I know. But but what I'm saying is do you think, because they got chlorine gas and shit, that, shit all?
Speaker 2:thick down there. They said it's not supposed to hurt humans, though.
Speaker 1:You believe everything the government tell you. Hell nah, these the same niggas that told us aliens weren't real.
Speaker 2:You know you still got to wink. Wink though. Hell yeah, I believe everything they say. Hell yeah.
Speaker 1:Bro, you look like they got them person that smoked meth the other day outside. But what I'm saying?
Speaker 2:They got to think I'm crazy, so they don't come after me, nigga.
Speaker 1:What they going to eat your brain. No, look at that. Hey, a lot of crackheads did survive COVID, but anyway. But what I'm saying is do you think this might be the part of the start of the zombie apocalypse? Oh, rewind that trap, rewind that trap, rewind that trap. Do you believe in zombies? Do you believe in ghosts? Do you believe in aliens? Do you believe in sasquatch and shit?
Speaker 2:I believe all that shit is real okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1:So we get what. See, see, hey, y'all about to get a first firsthand experience between me and spine. We ain't really even talked about this shit before hell. Y'all believe that shit, real shit, what I mean to be honest.
Speaker 2:I think all that shit is real. To be honest, like to be honest, like shit with ocean you don't know how the fuck deep that shit go yeah why the fuck? Who's to say there ain't no shit Like? Stop it. That's why I say stop all that shit. I just had my fun while I'm on that water, just pray. Don't know shit, come for me.
Speaker 1:Cause they said only how much is this for? Like 25%.
Speaker 2:That's some bullshit, I don't even think that, bro I think that shit.
Speaker 1:So, with that being said, so with them saying like, listen, it's not harmful to humans. And blah, blah, blah, blah. Them motherfuckers don't know, because you got to think about it. All that smoke, different chemicals, this, that and the third, all combining in the atmosphere, you know making different compounds, shit. How do they know it's not going to harm humans? Did they actually get out there and test the air? Did they put animals out there? The goddamn sea, the animals goddamn looking rabid and shit Looking like goddamn Captain Planet, mr Greed, when he got the toxin and shit on the skin. How do you know this shit is not harmful? How do you know these motherfuckers might goddamn not start doing a thriller dance in the middle of the road?
Speaker 2:I think I'm turning their ass into speed bumps.
Speaker 1:But what I'm saying is do you think, like, because you got to think about it, motherfucker, this nigga over here got them doing hydraulics on the goddamn love seat y'all. He's going to hit them with speed bumps, but anyway, do you think that they would literally tell us it was harmful? Nah Hell, they told people to goddamn stay in their houses with this fog going around.
Speaker 2:I just feel like You're going to get. I just feel like, tell motherfuckers the truth. You're going to keep. Motherfuckers are going to do what they wanna do anyway. Tell people the truth. Later make their own judgment.
Speaker 2:You trying to hide it, like you, some fucking parent, cause they evacuating, making people, I'm sorry, go ahead. That's just making people wanna do what the fuck they wanna do anyway. Like you, like you been a kid before your mama told you not to do some shit? Nigga, what the fuck you gonna go? Do you gonna try to go? Do that shit? You tell me to stay inside. Nigga, now I want to be outside. Now, what the fuck you? What you, what you trying to hide from me? Nigga, you tell me this shit can kill my ass. Okay, I'm gonna stay my ass inside. Like, why not? I just I don't. I never understood why not just tell the truth. So motherfuckers just know, cool, I know I wasn't crazy, thank you. Yes, there's paranormal activity or whatever the fuck. Cool, now I need to mind. What the fuck I say. Now I can't. Now, motherfucker, I'm like okay, now I can't put it on. God, no more, I can't put it on. That's going to make motherfuckers start thinking different, acting different, doing shit different. Right, but you know.
Speaker 1:Me. That's just how I feel personally, though. Okay, because, because, man, because I feel like it's too many stories out here that talk about like like movies and books and shit. Yeah, for shit not to be even a little bit, a little bit real, because I mean, you think about it, shit.
Speaker 1:They told us for how many years that there was no such thing as aliens. Our dumb asses well, some dumb asses actually believed that, because, the way my logic and my mind works, there's no way in hell. We, the only ones in this whole motherfucking universe. Fuck, raise y'all niggas to think, oh, we the only ones that can survive, we the only ones in this whole motherfucking universe. Fuck, raise y'all niggas to think, oh, we are. We the only ones that could survive? We the only ones god created? Bro, if god created us, he created other shit too, exactly shit. That's like motherfucking, be up here talking about something. Oh, they don't believe in ghosts because we, uh, it's hell on earth and we go to heaven. But science has told us off the top Energy cannot be destroyed and our bodies are made of energy. Our bodies are an engine. We just fuel it, differently from a combustion engine. So how can you destroy energy? That's constant, from the time you live to the time you're birthed, to the time you live to the time you're birthed to the time you die.
Speaker 1:So let me ask you a question. Yeah, do you believe aliens be coming from the goddamn sky and snatching up cows?
Speaker 2:I don't know, bro, Me personally, bro, I'm starting to think a lot of shit man. That's what I say. That's what I say. We got to start of shit man. That's what I say. That's what I say. We got to start the Patreon, man, because we ain't crazy, but it's just. You know, everybody got theories and shit they can think about. I'm just going to hold mine to myself for a little minute, man, I think what I say would be right, though I'm going to let you know if I have to say shit. But I think what I say would be right, though I'm gonna let you know, but I think that's it would be, right, though, when you think about it.
Speaker 1:I think we got down that cows be coming down because they hungry. I'm sorry, alien be coming down because they hungry. And if you snatch up these goddamn cows and take it, what? That's why they be like they. They try to meet and they spit it back out, but that's why humans be coming up, disappearing. They actually eating us or some shit. I don't fucking know, man, that we might be their fucking cattle. You never know oh shit you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1:we might be their fucking cattle hopefully not don't eat me shit, hell nah.
Speaker 1:Because that's why they got them. Oh, that's why they snatch up some people and they never come back. But that's why they snatch up some people and they never come back. But that's why they snatch up other people and they probably say, oh, shit, hell nah, I snapped up the wrong bitch, you know what I'm saying, and just throw that shit down. Now these motherfuckers got a whole screw up their ass, like a goddamn porky pig over the goddamn hog pit. That's why I really think they be probing motherfuckers to eat them hell yeah, shit, I mean, think about it.
Speaker 1:You don't never see what these niggas eat. We go to farms and get cows and chickens. How these niggas might not treat us like they. Cows and chickens shit sometimes. Hey, look, I mean, how many times have you heard them? God damn, look. When you go, look at a chicken, right, they ask you white meat or dark meat? Right, what's it? What, what? What makes you think these aliens ain't doing the same thing? Hey, yeah, babe, grab the dark one. I haven't had dark meat in a while jesus what?
Speaker 1:that's fucked up. It's fucked up. What's my life? Hell, yeah, shit, think about it. They be goddamn picket. Look, they go to the cornfields, yeah, they be out there and got them cornfields and they be cutting out them big ass circles, yeah, yeah, and you know, goddamn, that's where they get their vegetables from, bro. Then they be going to the water. They snatch up some cows. They realize they don't like that type of meat, but then they snatch up certain people. Why the fuck they snatching up certain people? It's the same way you pick out fucking apples at the grocery store. Uh-uh, hell, no, that shit got a bruise. Uh-uh, this shit a little moldy. Uh-uh, mama, this don't taste right. I'm telling you. I think that's what they be doing. Man, why else would you pick up a whole human and he gonna get back. But we do the same thing to a deer, we do the same thing to a cow, we do the same thing to a pig. We pick which one we like and we eat that motherfucker.
Speaker 2:But when we run out of shit, we go and get another motherfucker. Yeah, you're right, man shit.
Speaker 1:That's why I think my theory's going to be right. Bro, look, these motherfuckers was just talking about something. Oh, these niggas, these niggas, crazy, these motherfuckers fucked up over there today. Hey, but to remind y'all, shit ain't. I ain't even drank today not yet I'm drinking, but. But what I'm saying is, hey, let me know y'all theories. Put that shit in the comments man, put that shit on the guy on the text message yeah, let us know man let us know what y'all think, man, because it's it's.
Speaker 1:It's crazy, when people think that we're the only ones to be out here to exist, why you think they be coming out with them. Weird ass, goddamn movies and shit. Chupacabra I ain't never seen a chupacabra in they life, but it was little goddamn Johnny that got fucked by an alien and they had a baby and that's what the damn baby come out looking like A chupacabra.
Speaker 2:God damn it.
Speaker 1:I mean, you got some weird ass animals out here nowadays. What you gonna do Mermaids?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1:That's like. My favorite cryptid of all time is the black eyed kids, them motherfuckers, creepy as fuck. Hell yeah, they be up there talking about some. Can I please come in and their eyes be looking all black and clovered up? Hell yeah, they ain't got no pupil, no, nothing, it's just black. Then they said when they get inside, they goddamn, they kill you and they'll be coming in threes what? Why are you looking at me like that?
Speaker 2:what the fuck? I hope I would never encounter that shit, bro.
Speaker 1:They said they motherfucking be like teenagers and shit. And they be like they're teenagers and look like nine ten the door. Yeah, you don't open the door like they want you to invite them in. What if you open the door? I don't know, bro, shit, I wouldn't be here if I open the door like they want you to invite them in. If you open the door, I don't know, bro, shit, I wouldn't be here if I open the door yes, you would if you closed the door.
Speaker 1:Oh hell no but but a lot of times, like you, think about it, bro, everybody be talking about, they be seeing all these cryptids and this, that and the third, the mirror man, and all this shit. Bro, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be tapping into my supernatural shit, bro. That shit be scaring the fuck out of me, but I be listening still. Hell yeah, like, think about it, you got them going to the woods. You hear some weird ass goddamn crunch, crunch, or some goddamn knocking on trees, or you hear motherfuckers do it like this In the wilderness. What you gonna think that shit is.
Speaker 1:It's like motherfuckers be goddamn disappearing on the goddamn Appalachian Trail.
Speaker 2:That is true, brother.
Speaker 1:Like what's snatching y'all up? Damn, I bet you, it wasn't another person.
Speaker 2:Yeah Well, I guess, god damn, we done went in too deep, we done, went in too deep.
Speaker 1:Hey look, look, hey, we done fucked these old folks up what the fuck is going on hey, I ain't know, these motherfuckers were like this.
Speaker 1:Now, hey, cause you gotta think about it the same way, you thinking, oh shit, god might be an alien. We don't know. This shit, he might have snapped his fingers and everything created. Damn, don't ever tell you how the nigga look. So I mean, what do you do? Smiling shit man. Tell me, what crypt did you believe in, man? What scary shit. Oh, what shit, oh everything. I said man, shit cause shit pass nobody, nobody know about. Yeah, nah, not when they come out with a whole goddamn book saying man shit Cause, and that Shit has nobody, no more.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, not when they come out With a whole goddamn book Saying that that shit real and exist, and this, that and the third. I mean how do you, how do you digress?
Speaker 2:Just gotta live life.
Speaker 1:Man Shit. That's the crazy part. A lot of these niggas scared to live life. Could anybody be scared to goddamn get snatched up by the Chupacabra?
Speaker 2:Shit, just don't go nowhere alone.
Speaker 1:Yeah, hey, you better be. Hey, don't you walk outside by yourself. If you see some motherfuckers like three motherfuckers walking in unison, goddamn behind you, bitch. You better run.
Speaker 2:Bitch, get the fuck on through.
Speaker 1:I'm talking about pew. Your ass ran track Boy. You better goddamn be gone like the wind Better be.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, your ass really going to be gone. Nobody can see your ass, no more.
Speaker 1:Hey, look, your ass going to be on the goddamn wing plate With a goddamn apple in your mouth. I'm talking about something. Back, back, yup, and them aliens carving your ass up Talking about something. Would you like white meat or dark meat tonight? Too late, too late. They got your ass. Don't Hole secure in your asshole. There's a pole in your ass. But thank y'all for listening to four step was only we out? Peace, peace.
