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Who is Christmas Adam?!
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Doesn't everyone know about Christmas Adam?! Join us in this episode to explore cherished traditions, favorite holiday songs, and some Christmas themed trivia!
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Alex Hinsky
welcome back welcome back to the alist podcast with alex and Alex. Happy holidays.
Speaker 2Happy holidays. It is December 23rd and that means it's Christmas, adam.
Speaker 1Oh, here we go. Okay, so I never heard of this term until you explained to me Christmas Adam.
Speaker 2Well, because, the day before Christmas is Christmas Eve.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2And then the day before that I always knew as Christmas Adam. In high school, one of my friends always had a party on Christmas Adam because everyone was with their families on Christmas Eve.
Speaker 1You know I like it. I think it's clever because Adam came before Eve.
Speaker 2Yeah, and I just thought everyone knew that.
Speaker 1And then the day before Christmas, adam, you should have a garden party. God, then it's God.
Speaker 2Okay, yeah, but I just thought that was a thing.
Speaker 1Hilarious.
Speaker 2Cause, yeah, like Christmas Eve is reserved for family, so it's like we would have like a party with friends and family and, you know, neighbors and all of that.
Speaker 1Right.
Speaker 2On the day before.
Speaker 1Okay, well, it's the week of Christmas right now. On the day before, okay, well, it's the week of Christmas Right now. I am with my family in Indiana you are.
Speaker 2That's so crazy that you're time traveling back and forth.
Speaker 1I'm really good at it.
Speaker 2Yeah, it was very cold when I was there for Thanksgiving, so good luck to you. You know I run hot, so I actually thought I could beat the. Oh, you live in California now and you're so affected by the cold and the first day it was actually warm. It was like I don't know 50, like low fifties, and I was like oh, totally fine, like my sweatshirt is you know all I need? And I totally haven't changed. And then it progressively got colder from there and I was unwell.
Speaker 1The thing is, our blood does get thinner in warmer clients climates.
Speaker 2So our blood is literally thinner for survival in warmer climates and warmer climates.
Speaker 1It gets thicker, more insulated and warmer.
Speaker 2So sorry opposite. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Speaker 1To be warm in colder climates yes, our blood is thicker okay so, yeah, we are weaker when we go back to the midwest all right, so there's a scientific reason.
Speaker 2It's not just being like um you're in california calm down everyone but good luck to you. It'll be even colder and it'll be actually snowing there was some flurries.
Speaker 1It's not happening. They will get snow in April.
Speaker 2For sure.
Speaker 1But yeah, so welcome to the Christmas episode I have. If you are not watching, I'm wearing a plaid onesie and I have a Santa hat on. Yeah, you're really missing the visual here. You can't really see the onesie part Next to a Christmas tree. Whoa, I mean, yeah, it looks like a comfy plaid pajama set.
Speaker 2It is. It is shorts, though, because I can't sleep in pants.
Speaker 1You would sleep in that.
Speaker 2I could. I wouldn't want to because it does feel constricting and like I don't know, I feel like I'm in a straight jacket kind of but I could sleep in it better than I could sleep in pants.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't. I can't sleep in anything.
Speaker 2I wear shorts and a t-shirt all year round, doesn't matter how cold it is. I will put more blankets on and still be wearing shorts.
Speaker 1Yes, it is the preference to be in a colder environment and layer up.
Speaker 2Yeah, people who sleep in pants and socks and everything.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't get it. No, like I am nude or just little underwear.
Speaker 2I can't sleep nude, so I can't get it no like I am nude or just little underwear. I can't sleep nude.
Speaker 1So I can't sleep nude in the summer months because I don't like my balls sticking to my body. It's too hot. Well, I need the cotton separation.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And that's a hot take.
Speaker 2Um, I don't know if this is too forward of me to ask, but please ask do you in boys underwear? Is there a pocket for them? Pocket yeah, inside.
Speaker 1And for them are you referring to your?
Speaker 2testicles.
Speaker 1A pocket.
Speaker 2We can't do this on the Christmas episode. We can't have that word in here.
Speaker 1Okay, so what you're? I think what you're asking is if there's like a separation. Yeah, Like is there they do make separate tech underwear, but traditionally no. It's they do make separate tech underwear, but traditionally no. But if you're an underwear connoisseur, like myself, you buy pouched underwear.
Speaker 2So it keeps things where they need to be Like a bra.
Speaker 1My brother-in-law once said I prefer boxer briefs because it's the support you need with the freedom you want.
Speaker 2That is a slogan.
Speaker 1It is.
Speaker 2Wow, he should have sold that to someone.
Speaker 1He should have. He probably doesn't even remember he said that, but it stuck with me. I was like I was like 15 years old, like wow, kyle is funny smart, funny, witty, all the things.
Speaker 2Well, that's an interesting start to the Christmas episode. That's very wholesome, but I needed to know. I needed to know that.
Speaker 1Yep I. I needed to know that Yep, I'm leading the charge.
Speaker 2Yeah, alex is leading, because I was not prepared.
Speaker 1It's okay. This was. This is the fun. Okay, we're going to play some games. We're going to talk about our Christmas pasts.
Speaker 2Like in the Christmas Carol.
Speaker 1Yes, and our Christmas futures and what we hope for them to look like yes. Let's start with. I thought it would be fun. Let's start with. I thought it would be fun. Let's go over some of our favorite Christmas songs.
Speaker 2Perfect.
Speaker 1I have a lengthy list, so I'm happy to just like just go down them quickly.
Speaker 2Perfect.
Speaker 1And then if you have words to say to any of them.
Speaker 2Words to say.
Speaker 1Then you, you, you pipe up.
Speaker 2I okay.
Speaker 1You know, as they say.
Speaker 2As they say.
Speaker 1Okay. So first of all, I have a favorite Christmas song. I've had a favorite Christmas song. I decided it when I was 18 and I was like maybe this will change. It hasn't.
Speaker 2Question before you start. Okay, are these um?
Speaker 1in new in order.
Speaker 2Is there a separation between religious and secular?
Speaker 1No, between religious and secular. No, I just had it. They're all mixed. For me, my favorite Christmas song is not religious, okay.
Speaker 2Do you want to guess?
Speaker 1Just this one, just guess this one.
Speaker 2Okay, if I had to guess, I feel like okay. Can I ask a question first? Is it new?
Speaker 1or old, it's old, it's been done by many artists. It's.
Speaker 2Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas.
Speaker 1Yeah, it is. Oh my gosh, I know you so well. Do you know my favorite version?
Speaker 2I feel like it's a woman.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2I'm trying to think I'm trying to think of who you would be excited about. Oh, that was a hint Is it? Is it christina anguillera?
Speaker 1sure fucking is I cannot get enough of her. When did she record this?
Speaker 2oh my god, I think it was right after um her first album okay, so it's, it's older I thought it was going to be kelly clarkson, because I love kelly's christmas album but, yeah, none of her songs made my list okay.
Speaker 1Okay, wrapped in Red is kind of a cute little bop. Actually, I love the song she did a couple years ago with Ariana and Jennifer, oh, snow is falling.
Speaker 2What's that called? Is that Wrapped in Red Christmas Day?
Speaker 1You're here. This wasn't the same Don't know, but the one she did with Ariana and Jennifer Hudson A couple years ago.
Speaker 2I don't know that. I know it. I mean, I probably know it, but I don't know the title.
Speaker 1It's so good, so that's my favorite Christmas song of all time. Moving on that's Christmas to me by the Pentatonix Wait Sidebar.
Speaker 2I just watched that movie Moving on. That's Christmas to me by the.
Speaker 1Pentatonix Wait.
Speaker 2What Sidebar.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I just watched that movie.
Speaker 1So did I Irish Wish.
Speaker 2It's so bad, not Irish Wish. No, no, no, no. The one with Christina Milian. Christina Milian yeah.
Speaker 1It's like I started it and I was like wait, all the Pentatonix are listed as the cast.
Speaker 2Like right cast like right away. They're really bad acting like love you, but it's bad that is. I mean, here's the, here's the benefit to it.
Speaker 1The plot was so bad.
Christmas Music Favorites and Memories
Speaker 2It was a waste of having their music being a like the whole movie was, which was great yeah but like the story it was really bad, and you know what christina millian deserves better, because she's also in a really terrible christmas movie called something about the snow globe. Oh yeah, and it and it's really bad. But like how is she getting in these bad movies? Cause she's not a bad like she's a good actress. How is Lindsay Lohan getting her movies, and they're so good. And then Christina Miliana is getting Pentatonix Christmas.
Speaker 1I don't know, but I've loved Christina since she was Tina with the movie servers.
Speaker 2She's amazing and then dip it low pick, pick it up slow, dip it low, crazy, but yeah, that what's it called um, I don't remember a pentatonix christmas.
Speaker 1Christmas, you guys, you need to watch it because you just need to know how bad it is, but just know that it's bad and in real life they would have just given her the ticket, like they the games they were playing yeah, why were they like following her on twitter? Let's just see how what shenanigans is she getting? Just like guys's, like guys.
Speaker 2give her a ticket Also it would never be sold out. I'm sorry that's so mean, maybe like 10 years ago, but it's just like not.
Speaker 1Right, well, the movie was from last year.
Speaker 2And the tickets would not have been like $4,000 or whatever.
Speaker 1This isn't Taylor Swift's artist tour. No, just like someone has a ticket. Also did you the scene at the end when she like barges in and finally sees him.
Speaker 2They were in like a very conservative sized theater yeah, so maybe it would be sold out if it was like more than a 300 seater, right or less, you? Know what, and this sounds really mean, and if you're listening pentatonix, I don't mean to be mean no, and you get your bag you guys are great singers like they.
Speaker 1I was watching it, though. Being like these people made a whole ass successful career out of singing without music, and that is cool.
Speaker 2It is and they're so talented, but that movie was not it but their version of that's Christmas to me.
Speaker 1Well, it's their song, it's original.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And then, uh, when I was in a songwriting group, we did a cover of it. That gets quite a lot of streams this time of year and I just love that song.
Speaker 2Oh, sidebar, if you guys don't have it on your Spotify playlist, you should add You're a Mean One, mr Grinch.
Speaker 1It's on my list too, by Valley.
Speaker 2By Valley. I'm going to actually link to this.
Speaker 1V-A-L-L. V-a-l-l-i. So the thing with that is that song makes me more money than any other song I've ever put out, because it is such a popular version of the of that song, so please stream it.
Speaker 2I made my family listen to it when I was home and also it's great.
Speaker 1It's very sexy, it is, but you sound really good. I mean uh, anyway. So next is Christmas makes me cry. This is, this is a little religious.
Speaker 2It's by.
Speaker 1Mandisa RIP. She passed away a couple years ago. Okay, love her music so much big influence in my christian upbringing. Love her and she was on american idol. Um, this song is special to me because my mom and I sang it one year together and then just kind of became our tradition and I just like the memory it holds. It's a really precious song about how christmas makes you cry okay but it it's because the lyrics are.
Speaker 1I think of families, wait. I think of loved ones who've passed away and I pray they're resting in a better place. I think of memories of years gone by and that's why christmas me cry, tears of thankfulness, tears of joy. I cry tears of Tears of thankfulness, tears of hope, hope. I cry tears of joy at Christmas because I know there is peace on earth. There is peace on earth for every part to find. And sometimes Christmas makes me cry.
Speaker 2You guys. The way that Stanley was singing into the microphone, it was really cute. It was really cute. That's why that went on for too long.
Speaker 1Anyway, moving on, christmas makes me cry. I'll be home for Christmas.
Speaker 2Classic by the.
Speaker 1Carpenters specifically. Love the Carpenters, your mean one.
Speaker 2Mr Grinch be home for Christmas. Classic by the Carpenters specifically Love the.
Speaker 1Carpenters, your mean one, mr Grinch, by Valley.
Speaker 2Listen to it by myself.
Speaker 1Hey Santa by the Wilson sisters.
Speaker 2Oh, wilson Phillips, Well no the Wilson sisters. I don't know. Only two of them, not three.
Speaker 1Hey, Santa hey.
Speaker 2Santa Santa no, I've never heard that in my life. Santa Santa no, I've never heard that in my life.
Speaker 1Whoa, where Are you Christmas?
Speaker 2Where are you Christmas With? What's her name from Gossip Girl? What?
Speaker 1Oh, it's Sunilu Hu.
Speaker 2Sunilu Hu. Faith Hill, though, is the singer. Oh, she sings it. Yeah, yeah, I thought you literally liked the version that the little girl sings in the.
Speaker 1The Grinch. No, I want Faith Hill built for sure, for sure, snow in California by Ariana love.
Speaker 2Um. Also, ariana, winter things somehow you don't have. Um. I'm not done with my list, okay joy to the world.
Speaker 1Whitney Houston, from from a preacher's wife, work that movie. Yeah, that version of joy to the world yeah, okay grown Okay, grown Up. Christmas List by.
Speaker 2This is my grown up. I don't know who sings it.
Speaker 1So my favorite version historically is by Kelly Clarkson.
Speaker 2For sure.
Speaker 1But everyone go stream my version.
Speaker 2This is just a way for you to get more money.
Speaker 1No, this one's actually by Megan, I was just featured on it, okay, but it's another one Good one. The no, this one's actually by Megan, I was just featured on it, okay, but it's another one Good one. The soundtrack to the holiday. Every single song on it. Oh, got it. The music.
Speaker 2The way that you said that I didn't compute.
Speaker 1You weren't following, but yes, I'm sorry I went into it fast. Santa Claus Lane by Hilary Duff from the Santa Claus 2. Yes, cute, cute I remember last christmas eve home this christmas by justin bieber and the band perry. Yes, I loved. Justin's christmas album is so good, it's so good little drummer boy. Yeah, it's so good um and then my last one is I had to put it on here because you can't put a christmas playlist without it mariah yes, all I want for Christmas is you, and I'm sure there's more, but that's my top.
Speaker 1Those are my top.
Speaker 2Love. Okay, so I love Santa. Tell me Ariana. We have a dance to it, so maybe that's why.
Speaker 1I feel like it's got a lot of kickball changes in it. Does it, it does. That song has that vibe.
Speaker 2You didn't have any Michael Buble on your list. You're not a Buble-nator, is that what they're called? I have no idea, there's no.
Speaker 1Michael Buble on my list, but I do have him in some of my Christmas lists. He's on my Christmas playlist but it's just like he is a guy where it's like it doesn't matter when it's on, you're loving it.
Speaker 2Yeah, he's an ambiance.
Speaker 1Yeah, didn't. I didn't hear my only wish by britney spears and that means you're a bad gay. Oh my god. Okay, britney spears is number five on my christmas playlist, so I don't know how I miss that yeah, I don't know what you she literally came in, did one, dropped the mic and said you're welcome.
Speaker 2That's all you get for the rest of your life yep anyway, so I have a list up because I never know titles. Okay, kelly Clarkson's underneath the tree.
Speaker 1That's the one.
Christmas Trivia and Holiday Memories
Speaker 2Okay, that's the one. I'm a great singer Um what else on here? Okay, Pentatonic Speaking of their version of of Hallelujah is beautiful. That was in the movie. And I was like they better work because this is actually the best version.
Speaker 1It is beautiful, it's gorgeous.
Speaker 2Beautiful. I love the song White Christmas. That's because I love the movie White Christmas and whoever is singing it. It's fine, but it's not like. I like the version with.
Speaker 1You know whose version is good? The cast Lady Gaga. You know why? Because she did it live and she added a verse Because the song is short.
Speaker 2Yeah, oh, I've heard that. I've seen the video I'm drinking out of a white snowman? Yeah, yes, she's playing the piano right.
Speaker 1You're correct.
Speaker 2She's playing the piano, right, you're correct.
Speaker 1Yeah, I've seen the video. It's gorgeous.
Speaker 2That's good, yeah, um, but who is? It's not Frank Sinatra. Who it's being Crosby?
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm being Crosby, sorry.
Speaker 2Yes, you didn't see it say Christmas tree farm by Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1Yeah, I contemplated it cause it's on my playlist, but I was like, yeah, it's not.
Speaker 2Well, that seems like you're not a great Swifty.
Speaker 1Well, I love her first one. I love her Christmas album from after debut.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1Where she had Christmas Must Be Something More, which I also have a cover of with my little sister. You guys are welcome to go stream. Christmas Must Be Something More by Alex.
Speaker 2Hinsky. By Alex Hinsky we have a dance to Cozy Little Christmas by Katy Perry and I don't like Katy Perry but I don't mind that song.
Speaker 1Okay, harsh, that's harsh.
Speaker 2I'm just not a fan, Like I'm sorry.
Speaker 1I get it. I mean I don't get it, but I understand.
Speaker 2Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Did you put that on your list?
Speaker 1Favorite Christmas song. You guessed it as my favorite.
Speaker 2I do that is on top of mine Now if we're talking religious songs, I do that is on top of mind Now, if we're talking religious songs. I loved going to Christmas Eve service service. Standing around this, the, you would get the candle and you would make a circle around the whole church inside circle around the hole? Yes, and you would all. You would light the candle and then you would sing Silent Night, and that is a wonderful sound.
Speaker 1Speaking of Silent Night, Kelly Clarkson's acapella Silent. Night that came out right after she won American Idol incredible.
Speaker 2Do you? I agree. Do you know the Christian singer?
Speaker 1Most definitely I do.
Speaker 2Jordan Phelps, of course, his singing O Holy Night, it's not Jordan Phelps, it's Jordan Phelps.
Speaker 1Of course he his singing oh holy night.
Speaker 2It's not Jordan Phelps. It's not.
Speaker 1Jordan Phelps, michael Phelps Nope, that's the swimmer. That's the swimmer, it's not. I know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 2What is his name? Jordan.
Speaker 1Phelps, david Phelps. David Phelps of uh, what's his name?
Speaker 2who oh? Josh groban yes um his voice is incredible. It's like I have chills right now, like thinking about it. His oh, holy night, you guys oh, I can only imagine if, if you do nothing else, I need you to go look up david phelps. Oh, holy night. And his voice is just angelic it is incredible um, so that's one I really love. Only night, silent night. What else do you sing on christmas eve? Service that one's not like in my top I think it's just silent and oh holy.
Speaker 1And then there's joy to the world. And that was whitney's version I just pulled out.
Speaker 2Yeah, oh my god, it's so good I'm gonna listen to it like singing it in church.
Speaker 1It's not my vibe, but world and that was Whitney's version I just pulled out. Yeah, oh my God, it's so good, I'm going to listen to it Like singing it in church.
Speaker 2It's not my vibe, but I like that.
Speaker 1Oh, it's so good. Well, that was sung in church. It's the preacher's wife.
Speaker 2I know, but in church, like with the congregation, it's like they're not singing to the world the Lord is come Receipt.
Speaker 1Then there's the classics that obviously they're always going to be on the list Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
Speaker 2Love.
Speaker 1Frosty the Snowman Love Anyway.
Speaker 2Did you? Were you a big snowman maker?
Speaker 1Yeah, that's my. That was my nickname, you know that.
Speaker 2Alex Snowman.
Speaker 1Maker Hinsky Alexander Snowman, maker.
Speaker 2I never really did. I feel like the snow was never conducive. Every time I would be like I want to make a snowman, it would be like the snow is not hard enough to do that alison in our entire until we were like 16. We had incredible winters where there was always snow maybe, like my parents, just didn't want to do it, they'd be like, oh, it's too wet to your preteens and teens.
Speaker 1You didn't want to.
Speaker 2You weren't out there by yourself I think when I was that old I probably didn't want to be out there god, I am a such a snow bunny you guys had lots of land, though, correct, and I didn't.
Speaker 1I lived in a neighborhood with a tiny but you didn't go to other people's houses at all when there was snow. It was always like, well, it snows on the ground.
Speaker 2I guess I'm at my house we would go sledding okay, well there was a elementary school that had a really big hot take slope.
Speaker 1If the snow is good enough to sled on, then it's good enough to make a snowman with, because it's that kind of snow I feel like I probably made a tiny one, but I never. Probably I didn't have the will either to like really roll it to do a big snowman. Yeah, you need a, you need team. It's a team effort and we would make some epic snowman. Yeah, well, I guess maybe we should put that on our list for something to do.
Speaker 2Where.
Speaker 1Big bear. Oh no, like that can be on your adult list.
Speaker 2Right, just the next time I'm there.
Speaker 1No, sometime in your life you should make a snowman, like kind of sad that you haven't.
Speaker 2It is sad.
Speaker 1Like actually.
Speaker 2Okay, well, don't feel sorry for me.
Speaker 1Too late.
Speaker 2Don't smile because it don't cry because it happened. Smile, no, what's the saying?
Speaker 1Don't cry because you lost it. Don't cry because it's over. Smile because that.
Speaker 2Right.
Speaker 1Anyway, should we go into a game?
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Okay, so I have a couple of games which, to everyone listening, it was Alison's idea for both of these things.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And then I was just like oh well, I've got some time today, I'm going to go do these.
Speaker 2I really dropped the ball, Like I don't know what happened. I went home for Thanksgiving and then I like my brain like melted away.
Speaker 1Well, you know, I love being a host it's exciting that I get to be the one to just quiz you and do that, okay. So we have a couple of different things. First we have one that I can kind of participate in, which is Christmas themed F Mary, kill, perfect. And then I have a little Christmas trivia. So let's start with the trivia, okay, because this one I can like also partake in. So I have divided these questions up into. They progressively get harder. They start out very easy to eat.
Speaker 2They progressively get harder.
Speaker 1They start out very easy, okay. Are they multiple choice or just answer no, just answer okay. And there is a couple later on that you would probably consider easy. But I, for the most part, put them in order of like what I thought would be like easiest to hardest, okay, and there's quite a few, and if we end up taking a while on one of them then I'll skip. But let's get started. Allison, welcome to Christmas. Trivia.
Speaker 2Thanks for having me.
Speaker 1So you're from Indiana.
Speaker 2I sure am.
Speaker 1And how long have you been out here in California?
Speaker 2Oh, just about three years.
Speaker 1Nice, and I hear that you do some dancing for a living.
Speaker 2I sure do.
Speaker 1Does that bring you joy?
Speaker 2It really does. All right, it's a dream, you know.
Speaker 1Absolutely Okay. Well, let's not waste any more time, let's get right to it.
Speaker 2All right, allison, here's your first question Are you ready? Yes, what color is Santa Claus's suit?
Speaker 1Oh, it's red and white. See, I'm really, I'm like I'm starting out really easy so you can get, like, get lubricated.
Speaker 2Okay, don't like that phrase.
Speaker 1What does Frosty the Snowman have for a nose?
Speaker 2A button nose yes.
Speaker 1So I thought I might catch you on this, because sometimes people use a carrot.
Speaker 2Yes, I had to sing the song in my head but a corncob pipe and a button nose.
Speaker 1And two eyes.
Speaker 2Made out of coal?
Speaker 1Yes, which holiday drink is known as quote nog?
Speaker 2Egg, yes. Which holiday drink is known as quote nog egg, no, yeah, that was a weird question.
Speaker 1Can I have a?
Speaker 2cup of nog. What's nog?
Speaker 1it's egg nog for sure do you like egg nog love egg, I actually do too. So I I like, was everyone growing up? It was never like, because it's normally alcoholic.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1So the first time I tried it was with alcohol, when I was of age, and I was like this is like having a milkshake with vodka.
Speaker 2Incredible.
Speaker 1I had it first Not alcoholic Love it, I love it always.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1What's the name of the Grinch's dog, max? I know you know that because earlier she was trying to get Stanley to play With his Max stuffed animal.
Speaker 2And you knew, I knew.
Speaker 1What is traditionally left out for Santa on Christmas Eve.
Speaker 2Alex, you know that's cookies, what it's not cookies. Cookies, that's it and milk.
Speaker 1Oh, we're saying Stanley's trigger words. Sorry, bubba, no, okay, we're moving on to some tougher questions.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Okay, what does the 12 days of Christmas gift on the fifth day include?
Christmas Traditions and Facts
Speaker 2Five golden rings. Fun fact. Okay, um, we just drove through the Christmas lights and we did in fact, sing the whole song and we really held up the line. My dad kept telling me to slow down. I was, I was going too fast.
Speaker 1You were driving, I drove.
Speaker 2Yes and um um. We got pulled up to the like people who take your money for the thing, and they were so excited that we were singing. They loved it oh they were like no one ever sings, like everyone comes up here all like quiet and you guys were singing and so jolly and we made their days.
Speaker 1So that's so cute 12 days of christmas, making people's days. Which country started the tradition of putting up a Christmas tree?
Speaker 2Okay, I don't know, but I'm going to try to make an educated guess, yeah.
Speaker 1I think you can do it.
Speaker 2And I will say that, because this country is so not this like the one I'm about to say is so not this like the one I'm about to say, is so christmas coded that I think that it's germany you're right wow, I really want to go to a german christmas market, so badly.
Speaker 1I had a friend that was in germany a week ago and his stories a dream.
Speaker 2I was like this is a movie. Is there a chris kindle market here?
Speaker 1kiss kringle chris crinkle? Oh, I don't know chris king, by the way, if anyone's listening and is trying to go to the row to go to the christmas market, don't. Oh. So first of all, tiktok gave it bad reviews. But like that's tiktok and then, katie went and she was like no guys, it's actually really bad what's bad about it? So all of the vendors. It's not like an actual farmer's market.
Speaker 2It's like the vendors are selling stuff from like timu and okay, um, the food is not like people, homemade stuff, it's like little debbie's okay yeah, and it's like that's so ridiculous lines and because the normal farmer's market that is at the row is really that's a cream set she's like.
Speaker 1But we also, I went to this one, that was like incredible.
Speaker 2And Katie was like no, we got so many Christmas presents for people that year from that market.
Speaker 1I'll send you the TikTok Cause the girl was like, look, I was going in expect like I'm just going to give it an honest review. Like it was in Nashville.
Speaker 2There's probably one in everywhere. That's why I thought there that's why I was like, oh, is there one in LA? Because there was one in Carmel and it they had a little ice skating rink and then they had German drinks and food so you could get like mulled and they would have this really big like cheese thing, like hot cheese.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, yeah, they would put on like pretzels and just very German. Very German.
Speaker 2And like you could buy, you know really expensive Christmas villages and things like that.
Speaker 1Fun fact the pickle in my tree that's from Germany.
Speaker 2Who got it for you? Janelle Cute.
Speaker 1On a trip trip, christmas trip. Do you see it? It's in the middle of the tree. It's got a Santa hat on.
Speaker 2I do see it, we match you do match, okay.
Speaker 1Next, in the movie Elf, which you know about. I sure do what are the four main food groups for elves?
Speaker 2oh no, I'm not gonna know candy. Yep, that's one For elves?
Speaker 1Oh no, I'm not going to know. Candy.
Speaker 2Yep, that's one. Sweets, that's the same thing. Chocolate Candy Hot Like cocoa.
Speaker 1So two more of the things start with candy. There's your hint.
Speaker 2Oh, candy canes, Candy, you love it with candy.
Speaker 1There's your hint. Oh, candy canes Candy.
Speaker 2You love it with peanuts Candy, I love it with peanuts A little bowl with some salted peanuts and this candy thing, candy corn, I do.
Speaker 1It's underrated, so it's candy, candy canes, candy corns. And what does Buddy the Elf put?
Speaker 2on everything. Elf put on everything syrup. Yeah, and he says syrup he does?
Speaker 1what type of meat is often served as a centerpiece for Christmas dinner in the United States? In the United States of America, our glorious country.
Speaker 2I want to say it's ham.
Speaker 1Correct, okay, good job.
Speaker 2Turkey is Thanksgiving. Some people probably also do a Turkey yeah. It does say or Turkey yeah.
Speaker 1Okay. Oh, I'm crushing, you are crushing us, and this is a very easy one, this next one.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Which reindeer is known for its shiny red nose.
Speaker 2That'd be Rudolph reindeer is known for its shiny red nose.
Speaker 1That'd be Rudolph, you're correct. Okay, now we're going back up to get a little harder. What's the highest grossing Christmas movie of all time? Highest grossing, not highest rated, cause you read that list already.
Speaker 2Highest grossing of all time. Here's the thing. I could guess something that's very old, because over time it has longer to make money. Or I could go newer and bigger impact, because we live in an age where we're spending more on movies.
Speaker 1We're spending more on money age where we're spending more on money on movies. We're spending more on money. I think highest grossing, highest grossing highest grossing.
Speaker 2I'm going to guess elf. No don't tell me though.
Speaker 1You want to guess one more? Could you give me a hint? We talked about this film in the last episode.
Speaker 2Okay, about a lot. Yeah, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 1National lampoons, christmas vacation okay, um home alone okay the only reason I knew that is because there's a show called the movies that made us yeah and that there's a whole episode about home alone, that talks about how it's. The it was the highest grossing is still pretty wild. Okay, in a Christmas Carol, what is the first name of Scrooge?
Speaker 2Ebenezer.
Speaker 1There you go.
Speaker 2Yeah, what is?
Speaker 1the name of the ballet traditionally performed during Christmas. That would be the nutcracker by the composer tchaikovsky okay, great, didn't know that part had to learn that in dance school oh, of course that makes sense in the song jingle bells. What Jingle bells Jingle bells. Dashing through the snow.
Speaker 2In a one horse open sleigh.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2What does that mean?
Speaker 1One horse Also a horse, not a reindeer. No, it's a one horse open sleigh. Like it's not enclosed, it's open.
Speaker 2But right, a horse versus a reindeer. This is not.
Speaker 1Santa's sleigh. We're dashing through the snow not the sky.
Speaker 2Okay, for sure.
Speaker 1One horse open.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1When I was a kid I used to think it was one horse open Like H-O-R-Z-E. What's horse?
Speaker 2Right, you just made up a word. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1Okay, what city is the home of the Macy's Christmas tree and parade?
Speaker 2New York City.
Speaker 1How did you know that? Okay, now we're getting harder.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1What is the traditional name for?
Speaker 2the day after Christmas in the UK. Now you know, I know my UK. Okay, and that's Boxing Day, sure is.
Speaker 1In which country did the tradition of eating KFC for Christmas start? Which country Yep KFC for?
Speaker 2Christmas start. Which country Yep KFC for Christmas? I feel like the obvious answer is just America, but I feel like that's not it.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2So I'm going to say Canada, japan, oh.
Speaker 1You weren't going to get there.
Speaker 2I wasn't at all.
Speaker 1What popular Christmas.
Speaker 2Wait, do you know why? No, okay.
Speaker 1What popular Christmas song was actually written for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2Hmm, written for Thanksgiving. We're talking about giving thanks. We're talking about family.
Speaker 1Nothing in this song makes me think that it's for Thanksgiving. To be honest, I'm going gonna have to sing it out loud but it can't be something that has the word christmas in it right. But this is why, like this song confuses me, because it does feel like it's for christmas, but apparently it was written for thanksgiving. I did fact check that and it's not religious, obviously.
Speaker 2No, I don't know.
Speaker 1Jingle bells. Dashing through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh. Oh, what fun it is to ride Dashing through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh.
Speaker 2Over the fields, we go. Over the fields, we go Laughing all the way. Ha, ha, ha.
Speaker 1Bells on bobtail ring Making spirits bright. What fun it is to ride and sing a slaying song tonight. Ha, jingle bells, jingle bells no, what?
Speaker 2what does that have to do with thanksgiving? I?
Speaker 1don't know, but it doesn't have to do with christmas technically either, I guess, just snow yeah, but like it doesn't snow that much in a day or two ago I thought I'd take a ride, and soon miss fanny bride was sitting by my side. The horse was lean in length.
Speaker 2Lying.
Speaker 1Oh, the horse was lean in length.
Speaker 2I don't know. I don't know this verse.
Speaker 1Misfortune seemed its lot. We got into a drifted bank and we got upset. Oh jingle bells.
Speaker 2Those words.
Speaker 1And verse three is um. No, I don't know.
Speaker 2That seems silly I agree.
Speaker 1What figure is often placed on top of a Christmas tree?
Speaker 2It varies, you know.
Speaker 1Yeah, a star or.
Speaker 2An angel.
Speaker 1Correct or.
Speaker 2A disco ball.
Speaker 1Yeah, what is the first name of the character played by james stewart in the classic movie?
Speaker 2it's a wonderful life the first name yeah the character charlie george, I don't know okay, we're almost done.
Speaker 1I'm enjoying myself. Okay, good, these are very difficult oh gosh, all right in what year was a visit from saint nicholas, commonly known as Twas, the Night Before Christmas first published?
Speaker 2The story, the book, the book?
Speaker 1I did not know. It was called A Visit from St Nicholas.
Speaker 2I didn't either. It's very old, so I'm going to guess. I have two guesses. I'm going to go hard on this one.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2And I'm going to say 1890.
Speaker 1You're in the right Century Century, yeah.
Speaker 2Okay, so I feel like it's earlier than that. I'm going to say 1872.
Speaker 1You're still being too conservative 1850, 1818 okay, 1823 okay, which is crazy?
Speaker 2that is crazy, isn't it?
Speaker 1it is okay, what was the original purpose of the candy cane's hook shape Of?
Speaker 2the candy cane's hook shape. Hmm, as a candy.
Speaker 1Correct, yeah.
Speaker 2To hang on the tree. No it has to do with Jesus, the purpose, though.
Speaker 1Correct, Like the creators of the candy cane.
Speaker 2Why is it shaped like that? Yeah, I was going to say that it's shaped like that because it is a um like a staff, not a staff a shepherd's shepherd, yeah, shepherd's crook but what?
Speaker 1about the candy to symbolize a shepherd's crook, representing the shepherds who visited baby jesus okay, just to symbolize, just like to hang on. No, no, it's just like well we made this peppermint candy for christmas. Let's make it into jesus shape yeah, for sure what is the name of the town where it's a Wonderful Life takes place?
Speaker 2Oh, is it not New York?
Speaker 1Bedford Falls. Would you have gotten that?
Speaker 2No, never heard of that in my life.
Speaker 1Which famous Christmas carol contains the lyrics to save us all from Satan's power when we have gone astray. Yeah, I'm going to make you get there.
Speaker 2Can you say it again? To save us all from satan's power when we were gone astray well, the only tune I can hear it now is to save us, and all the way that's jingle bells I know, does it not go jingle bells? No, um, one more time to save. Save us all from Satan's hell. And what?
Speaker 1To save us all from Satan's power when we were gone astray. Okay, um to save us all from satan's power where we have gone good old king wenceslas, that's not the same thing to save us all from satan's power when we were gone astray. Oh, tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy. That's not the name of the song, though, so get that.
Speaker 2I don't know it.
Speaker 1It's the very opening line of the song. Little drummer boy.
Speaker 2I can't. No, this is too funny.
Speaker 1No, it's too good.
Speaker 2God rest ye, merry gentlemen.
Speaker 1Yeah, hell, yeah, you got there Little drummer boy, that was crazy. Wow, that was great.
Speaker 2Oh God.
Speaker 1Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2That's not the same as Wenceslas.
Speaker 1No, thought it was.
Speaker 2What is the origin of the name boxing day? Interesting question. Boxing day, isn't it just like staying in?
Speaker 1okay. So here's the thing about boxing day, right? So as I knew it in canada from my canadian friends, they, as they understood it, it's the day after christmas and it's meant to be like that's when you are boxing things up, you're putting your you're having leftovers, you're returning things oh but the original meaning of it is so. It refers to a tradition of wealthy families giving boxes of gifts, money or food to food, to their servants, tradespeople and tradespeople the day after Christmas.
Speaker 2Why couldn't they give it to them on Christmas? They were with their own families. That's why.
Speaker 1Because they were probably giving them leftovers and gifts they didn't want. It's based in racism.
Speaker 2Yeah, in my mind it was like you know Downton Abbey, and they're like, oh, we got everyone a nice ornament, but I guess you're probably right it wasn't, that was your little.
Speaker 1Christmas that was your little Christmas quiz.
Speaker 2I think I didn't do. You did pretty good.
Speaker 1I did pretty well yeah 25 questions and you got, I would say like maybe 20 of them, pretty solid.
Speaker 2Work.
Speaker 1Okay, we're going to move right along here. Do you have anything you need to interject right now? I sure don't. We're going to move on to a game we're going to call this.
Speaker 2Oh F Mary, Kill F Mary.
Speaker 1Kill, and we're going to both participate here. It's Christmas themed.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1So what I've done is I've separated it into categories. So there's characters, there's Christmas movies, holiday foods, christmas songs, random festive items, and then I did some more Christmas characters. I thought would be fun. Okay, let's start with some classic Christmas characters.
Speaker 2Okay, what is your accent?
Speaker 1It's kind of switching between, like New Zealand, Australian and British right.
Speaker 2Perfect Okay.
Speaker 1Santa Claus Mrs.
Speaker 2Claus and the Grinch. Okay, what I'm going to do.
Speaker 1Yeah, tell me.
Speaker 2Is it, isn't it obvious.
Speaker 1I know, yeah, I feel like ours is going to be the same.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm going to F Santa marry, mrs Claus, because I mean I think she'd be way more fun to, like you know, share emotions with. Yeah, for sure and then I'm going to kill the grinch because he well, he does come around in the end, but he lives in filth and I can't do that well, you can move into your house that's true I would.
Speaker 1I would f the grinch because that would be fun and wild it it would be fun and wild. And then I would kill Mrs Claus. But it's not because she's a woman, it's because Santa gives gifts.
Speaker 2Right, okay, okay, those were not the same.
Speaker 1No, I really thought we were going to be in line there Frosty the Snowman, rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and Jack Frost.
Speaker 2I don't know much about Jack. What Tell me about him?
Speaker 1He is the elusive frost on our windows at wintertime.
Speaker 2For sure. Okay, one more time. Frosty, rudolph and Jack Frost. Rudolph and Jack Frost.
Speaker 1Have you seen the movie Jack Frost?
Speaker 2by the way, I don't think so. That's why I'm confused.
Speaker 1It's the movie about the guy. He dies in a car accident and then he comes back as a snowman and then that is so sad Friends, his son, I might've seen it.
Speaker 2Now that you say that, that rings a bell Also.
Speaker 1Jack Frost is in the Santa Claus three and then, um, he's like edgy and cool and that's not what I had in my mind who were you picturing? Like probably the heat miser no, I picture like a really smooth, like like hades from hercules oh, is that your like?
Speaker 2um hear me out. Hades yeah, that would be, a good one okay I'm gonna say I'm gonna marry rudolph, sweet boy and you get to ride a reindeer that flies around yeah, he can take me anywhere, sweet boy, and he is never gonna hurt. You know, do me wrong, I feel. I feel like the thing with Frosty is that he's going to melt.
Speaker 1Right.
Speaker 2Away and then I'll be lonely. So I think I have to kill him.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2And even though I don't know much about Jack. Um, yeah, we'll see what happens. Okay, I like that what's yours?
Speaker 1I would just flip Jack and Frosty. I would kill Jack.
Speaker 2Okay, because, frosty, you made a case for him being hot and then you're just going to kill him.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, because like I don't know, I also feel like I would. I would get hurt Emotion. I can create my own opening Ew Move on. I hate that, but I would also marry Rudolph.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Okay, ready Elf on a shelf. Okay, krampus. Okay, and Buddy the elf.
Speaker 2Oh my gosh, killing Krampus. He's so scary.
Speaker 1Also, like good for you, you killed Krampus. I'm going to watch that. I forgot about that um, marrying wait.
Speaker 2What was the first one? Elf on a shelf and buddy the elf. Well, one of them is like a person and one of them is not. And, honestly, elf on the shelf is like creepy like. He just like is everywhere at night like getting into.
Speaker 1No, no, you don't know the story elf on the shelf.
Speaker 2You don't know the story. Isn't he getting into shenanigans every night and ruining everything?
Speaker 1uh, this is really funny that we're having this conversation, because I talked to my sister for hours over the last two days learning about elf on the shelf, because it is a tradition they uphold in their house okay, tell me about it the what you're, the assumptions you're making, are the same things I had okay, she had me watch the elf on the shelf movie, so I had context there's a movie there's four oh my gosh okay it was created like I want to say, like we were like 18 yeah by a mom, by a woman who created this tradition out of nowhere for her children okay, then when her daughters got older.
Speaker 1No earlier than that, in 2008. Her daughters are older. They're like mom. We should write a book about this. They write a book called elf on the shelf okay the book takes off and then they create the elf on the shelf, and so when you buy an elf on a shelf as part of it comes with the book and as part of the story.
Speaker 1It's like the magic the elf comes to life and its magic is when you name it okay, and. And then every day. So there's all these rules. Like you're not, children are not allowed to touch the elf, you can't touch it. If you touch it, it's magic, goes away. It's even in the movie.
Speaker 2Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1Every night the elf flies back to the North pole and reports on how the behavior of the kids is to Santa. I did know that the whole like where it's land where he it because there's girls too. Okay, my sister's is a girl. Its name is chippy okay where she lands is randomized and people just run with it. But it wasn't. It's not meant to be like mischief, it's just like oh, chippy got into the cereal bowl is what Chippy got stuck in the Christmas tree.
Speaker 2Classic Chippy, but once daylight hits, they freeze. It's a toy story, yeah.
Speaker 1So anyway.
Speaker 2Okay, the mischief was created by people. Yeah, okay, that's cuter.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I still feel weird about it. So unfortunately he's got to go.
Speaker 1So you're going to kill that what?
Speaker 2was the second option.
Speaker 1Krampus.
Speaker 2Yeah, those are. That's an impossible thing.
Speaker 1I say you marry buddy, you do Krampus and you elf, you off the elf.
Speaker 2I can get down with that because even though Krampus is evil and scary, right Like maybe it could be fun.
Speaker 1Yeah, exactly, and if you know you're not going to die from it, he's just his way.
Speaker 2Okay, okay, I can get down with that.
Speaker 1Moving on to Christmas movies home alone Christmas vacation the polar express.
Speaker 2I'm not a polar express girl, so see a polar express. And I'm going to marry home alone and F were the exact same there. Yeah, completely aligned, excellent choices, thank you.
Speaker 1Next the Grinch the movie, not the character.
Speaker 2Wait, which one.
Speaker 1This. Well, this doesn't specify, so we'll say Jim Carrey's the Grinch. Okay, the Nightmare Before Christmas and the Holiday.
Speaker 2Oh, I'm marrying the Holiday. Me too, wow, what a divine marriage.
Speaker 1Oh my God, what a union.
Speaker 2Love, divine marriage. Oh my God, what a union. Love, that union I don't really care about the nightmare before. Christmas. So see ya in the Grinch. What?
Speaker 1a fun time. Whoville, whoville, who.
Speaker 2You know what I mean Love it Woo hoo, like in the Sims.
Speaker 1Oh, right, yes.
Speaker 2That's how they procreate.
Speaker 1Okay. This we're moving on to holiday foods yum, candy canes, gingerbread, people, fruitcake okay.
Speaker 2So I tried fruitcake for the first time last christmas. My dad loves it. What? And I in my vlog, I think in vlogmas I tasted it. It is not good it's not good but my dad loves it. I think it's an older generation thing are you doing in vlogsmas again? I am okay with your song um, so that's gotta go yeah, buy fruitcake um candy canes and what gingerbread people I think that I would marry a candy cane.
Speaker 2It's classic and it will always be there for me. And then I'll have the gingerbread. I don't mind gingerbread, yeah.
Speaker 1I can get down with that. We have next eggnog, hot cocoa and mulled wine.
Speaker 2All great. This is an impossible decision.
Speaker 1This one is pretty hard.
Speaker 2I want to marry hot cocoa.
Speaker 1All great this is an impossible decision, this one is pretty hard.
Speaker 2Hmm, I want to marry hot cocoa.
Speaker 1Okay, interesting Shaken, not stirred. You know what the Santa Claus? Come on, I think I would also marry hot cocoa.
Speaker 2I think I would F mold wine because like.
Speaker 1I agree.
Speaker 2A little wine tipsy Could be fun.
Speaker 1But eggnog is also tipsy.
Speaker 2Yeah, but it's too thick.
Speaker 1Yeah, you're right, you don't want to feel like full.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's too thick. Okay, I agree with yours.
Speaker 1We're aligned on there as well.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Okay, christmas cookies, just general Roast. Turkey figgy pudding.
Speaker 2I've never had figgy pudding. Is that like sticky toffee pudding?
Speaker 1I've never had figgy pudding. I thought, for sure you've had figgy pudding, no.
Speaker 2Oh, bring me some figgy pudding. Where could we get that?
Speaker 1I don't know. I'm going to search it on DoorDash. Okay, let's change this to Christmas cookies, roast turkey and peppermint bark.
Speaker 2Yum, I love peppermint bark. Yum, I love peppermint. I'm going to kill turkey because it's like fine.
Speaker 1I agree, we had it at Thanksgiving and it could get dry so fast True.
Speaker 2And then it's like not ideal. So that's got to go. And then we have bark and we have cookies. I am going to marry cookies. Yeah, me too. You know, I can't say no to cookies. I am going to marry cookies.
Speaker 1Yeah, me too. You know, I can't say no to cookies.
Speaker 2I'm going to F the bark, but I love the bark.
Speaker 1Woof, woof I'm so sorry, woof, woof I hope you guys are playing along at home, by the way.
Speaker 2On Yelp. Just one before you go.
Speaker 1The 10 best Christmas puddings in Los Angeles is los angeles is a yelp thing apparently bristol farms and pasadena has it.
Speaker 2What do you think is in it now? Bring us a figgy party pompadour, beverly hills, ye olde king's head. Where is that kitty o'shea's irish? Oh, kitty o'shea's it's giving irish british. The fox and hound must have one christmas time well, let me tell you. What's in it? Figgy pudding.
Speaker 1We won't go until we get some. They have a whole ass song about it Okay, figgy pudding or fig pudding.
Speaker 2I can't believe they haven't made this on the Great British Baking Show.
Speaker 1Not yet.
Speaker 2They might have. I'm only on season six, oh okay, I'm watching it Okay. I'm watching it Okay. Figgy pudding is a medieval Christmas dish, usually sweet or savory cakes containing honey, fruits and nuts, and later times, rum or other distilled alcohol was often added to enrich the fruitiness of the flavor.
Speaker 1I feel like it's like a moist fruit cake. Yeah so they have made pudding on the great British baking show.
Speaker 2They have also made a different pudding with something in it that I think is similar. I think they steam it because that is how they used to cook back in, you know the very old times when they didn't have an oven, if you will.
Speaker 2They had like just a fire and they would put it in some sort of water bath, in a container, and then it would steam. So I think that's how they make it. That's with no context. I am not reading that here, but I believe, and if you are someone who knows that, validate me please validate.
Speaker 1please share the figgy pudding yeah.
Speaker 2Okay, did I answer that?
Speaker 1Christmas. Yeah, we did Christmas cookies. Goodbye roast turkey and the peppermint bark.
Speaker 2We're going to Was that the same as you?
Speaker 1Yeah, I agree. Moving on to songs, jingle Bell, if you're playing at home, let us know if you agree with our choices, please. Jingle Bells, jingle Bells, jingle all the way. All I want for Christmas is you and Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer and Grandma Got.
Speaker 2Run Over by a Reindeer. I've never understood that one.
Speaker 1Like People's Appeal.
Speaker 2Yeah, like what? Who made that song? I don't know. It's gotta go. I agree.
Speaker 1I would like to marry Mariah Carey's song Yep F Jingle Bells and F Jingle Bells, I'm with you, I'm with you. Because, like Jingle Balls, yeah Right, exactly, um sorry. Stan, the little drummer boy from.
Speaker 2Justin Bieber's or regular.
Speaker 1Cause that matters, the OG. They told me the little drummer boy Frosty the snowman. What I hear not snowman love do you hear what I hear.
Speaker 2I'm marrying that. That's a vibe. Yeah, and I think that I will. What was the second one?
Speaker 1frosty the snowman frosty that I would do that.
Speaker 2One little drummer boys yeah, if it's not just, and I don't want it, so get out of here. And Frosty is a trusted song.
Speaker 1Yeah, really gets the vibes up. Okay, random festive items.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Christmas Christmas tree.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Wreath stockings.
Speaker 2Okay, I want to marry the Christmas tree. Yeah, you do because it makes me happy.
Speaker 1Agreed.
Speaker 2And I am going to F the stockings and I'm going to get rid of a wreath because, like, whatever I can do without the wreath have to have the stockings. At least, you know, for a little while sure, but I need the tree forever okay do you agree?
Speaker 1I might f the wreath just because logistically it's a hole. Yeah, but also the sock isn't that totally and that would be soft yeah, like scratchy I could go with either. I make it work okay okay, ready, ugly christmas sweater. Reindeer antlers santa hat I unpopular opinion.
Speaker 2I don't get the ugly christmas sweater, like thing what do you mean? I just like don't care about ugly christmas sweaters, like I know it's like like people are.
Speaker 1Some people like die every year for a Christmas sweater, an ugly Christmas sweater, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, so I'm getting rid of that.
Speaker 1Okay. So your reindeer antlers and Santa hat.
Speaker 2I'm going to marry the Santa hat and. I'm going to F the antlers, which seems painful but sure.
Speaker 1It's all about the angles. Love that.
Speaker 2I can't agree with you. I can't remember these all for some reason.
Speaker 1Christmas lights, snow globes, tinsel.
Speaker 2Tinsel, not just for decoration, what ladies I found? Tinsel kind of gets everywhere. So I'm going to say kill the tinsel. I'm going to marry the lights.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2And I'm going to F what's left Snow globes. Yikes, but like pretty, I love to look at a globe.
Speaker 1They are pretty like the snowscapes inside.
Speaker 2Oh, magical, gorgeous, and also if you want to watch christina million's movie yeah, please snow globe and you will be, so your life is better for you watching that exactly marv from home alone okay, harry, from home alone or buzz from Home Alone. Okay, we'll say Buzz in the second movie. I need to look them up. I don't remember who's who.
Speaker 1Well, Harry and Marv are the two villains.
Speaker 2Yeah, but is the taller one, Marv?
Speaker 1No the taller one's, harry.
Speaker 2Harry is cuter, so I am going to F Harry. Okay, I'm going, wouldn't you want? To marry the one that you're going to F, harry, okay.
Speaker 1I'm going. Wouldn't you want to marry the one that you're going to see?
Speaker 2every day. Yeah, I mean, they're both criminals. We both are agreeing that we're going to off-buzz right, yeah, I don't even remember buzz, he's a pet tarantula okay. Ew, I didn't remember him. Oh, he's Kevin's brother Got it. Yeah, I guess you're right, so I he's Kevin's brother Got it. Um yeah, I guess you're right, so I'll switch. You convinced me.
Speaker 1And I agree with you.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm marrying Harry and I'm effing Marv. He, his name is bad.
Speaker 1You're going to like this next one.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Lucy moderates. That's Chris. That's um Sandra Bullock While you Were Sleeping.
Speaker 2Oh, I don't remember her last name at all.
Speaker 1Oh, okay, so her.
Speaker 2Lucy.
Speaker 1Amanda Woods From the Holiday.
Speaker 2Didn't know her.
Speaker 1Amanda Woods is Cameron Diaz.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1And Iris Simpkins from.
Speaker 2The Holiday. That is Okay, I'm marrying Kate. Oh Off, okay, I'm marrying Kate.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 2Off the bat.
Speaker 1I'm marrying Kate or Sondra Boy, but it's the characters. It's the characters.
Speaker 2Yeah, so this is.
Speaker 1Iris, Iris, Amanda or Lucy. I love Lucy. I still would marry Iris. I would marry Iris.
Speaker 2Again.
Speaker 1yeah, I'm marrying Iris, iris, I'm effing lucy and cameron okay, it's gotta go lucy is so sweet lucy is so sweet I'm gonna have to offer, though I'm gonna do amanda woods all right, you're biased I am okay, the grinch. Martha may who, martha may who've who vie and Max the dog.
Speaker 2Oh sorry, Well, Martha's got her tatas out right, so I think I got to F her.
Speaker 1I think I would. I would still F the Grinch and marry her.
Speaker 2Yeah, I think I'll F her. I think I'll marry the Grinch. And so he's a dog. I don't want to kill him. Sorry, you just did what. If I want to marry Max, I'm going to marry Max, okay, because, like a companion, a dog companion is priceless.
Speaker 1You know Um Walter Hobbs.
Speaker 2Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1Jovi.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1And Papa Elf.
Speaker 2Oh, papa Elf, what's that actor?
Speaker 1No longer with us.
Speaker 2What's his name, though? Yes, I don't know Bob, oh, michael Newhart bob newhart right is that who it is. Wow, good job, bob newhart he's.
Speaker 1He's gone, so it was the guy that plays his dad james conn he's gone as well sad.
Speaker 2It was forever ago. I forgot about peter dinklage peter dinklage was 31 years old in that movie. Whoa, and now he's what. 60.
Speaker 1It wasn't that long ago, 20 years ago, yeah.
Speaker 2All right.
Speaker 1So what's your answer?
Speaker 2Um, I think that I will marry Joby.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2I think that I will F Walter. Do I want to do that? No, I will Nope. L I want to do that? No, I will Nope. Lies, turning it around, I'm marrying Papa Elf, I'm effing Jovi and I'm killing Walter.
Speaker 1I agree with you.
Speaker 2Yeah, I almost messed that up but I had to, I had to think about it.
Speaker 1Now this next one I'm not going to do because it's all characters from a Christmas story which you haven't seen yet.
Speaker 2I have not.
Speaker 1It's funny because one of the characters' names you'll see. The movie is good. I think you'll enjoy it. It's interesting the way it was written. Like Ralphie's dad, his character name is the Old man.
Speaker 2Is Ralphie the blonde kid.
Speaker 1He's the lead, who's also an elf.
Speaker 2He is.
Speaker 1He plays the elf. That is like when he's making the sketches and he's like you're behind in your quota today, buddy, that's him. Uh, almost done here everyone. Um, did you watch the movie love actually? I don't think I've ever made made it all the way through I just watched jingle all the way, so I added three characters from that movie. But do you remember that movie?
Speaker 2at all. I don't. I know it's. I okay, I know the vibe well you can, I'll, you can tell me?
Speaker 1we'll just, and I'll skip it, this is my last one. Ready, okay, heat miser, the mouse king, okay, and the conductor from uh polar express again, I don't like the polar express um the mouse king from the nutcracker.
Speaker 2I think that I will marry the mouse king. I will f the heat, miser, and I will get rid of the conductor I agree with you nice and with that we've completed. We've completed our f marry kill holiday edition okay, speaking of holidays, I don't know how long we're going. Right now it's an hour. We're at an hour. Okay, just tell me one family Christmas tradition that you loved growing up.
Speaker 1So when I was a little boy growing up in Northeastern Indiana I, you don't know this cause you don't have headphones on, but this sounds immaculate right now, okay, so when I was growing up in, am I from north, yeah, northeast, yeah, okay, let me get back into it, journaling my jonathan bailey. So when I was growing up in the northeast indiana, my favorite, actually one of my favorite holiday traditions growing up wasn't actually anything that we did specifically. I mean, the holiday is filled with tradition, right, but my probably my favorite one that sticks out the most and something I think about often and quite fondly is when the day after christmas and we would uh, load up the car, we would go up to peacock, michigan. We would spend the week between Christmas and New Year up there snowmobiling and sledding and building snowmen. Uh, and it has really just that is, uh, some some of my most fond memories are from those weeks between Christmas and New Year's.
Speaker 2Yeah, Did you have to whisper that?
Speaker 1You have no idea how good that sounded, okay.
Speaker 2I can't wait to edit it yeah.
Speaker 1You're going to, it's going to tickle something on you.
Speaker 2Um, I, christmas Eve, yeah, uh, pajamas. You always got Christmas Eve pajamas.
Speaker 1Cute.
Speaker 2So that's something I love and something I want to continue on.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And that's it Cause I said one you did say one.
Speaker 1I love that memory. Yeah, I love our memory.
Speaker 2Okay, do you want me to tell you the birthday's on Christmas, adam? Do you want to say anything else about Christmas before we go? This is like.
Speaker 1I do want to say it's our end of year. It's the end of our year too.
Speaker 2Yeah, so we are taking a break after Wait right.
Speaker 1No, is there another episode before?
Speaker 2Yes, there's one more episode before the end of the year, sorry, so scratch that, hold on. Yes, there is the 27th or something, the 20, the 30th, the 30th, okay, so we do have one more episode, we'll do our end of year recap in that one, sorry. Yes.
Speaker 1Nothing else about Christmas other than I hope everyone has a great week, and you know. You know, whether you're like I have Christmases look different for everyone. So whatever it is for you this year, just give yourself grace and compassion if it doesn't look like how you thought it would look, because, honestly, that was my Christmas the last three years. So and this year.
Speaker 2Whoever you are celebrating with, cherish it. Have a nice time. If you are alone, know that you will not always be alone, and just have a nice time by yourself. Some self reflection. Watch a nice christmas movie have a or not, oh I just like, don't have pressure on it no, no, I'm just saying like, create a cozy atmosphere for yourself, whatever that means, and you uh will.
Speaker 1Yeah, guys have a merry time last year I was a scrooge, allison knows I put my christmas tree up and took it down in two days yeah and then I just didn't want to do anything on christmas day. So a lot of difference a year can make yeah, look at you, you have a fancy tree and it spins, but we're not going home're going home. I'm home right now.
Speaker 2Right, you're going to a different land called India. I'm going. You're traveling like Elf did.
Speaker 1I'm going back to the midwest.
Speaker 2You sound like the people that read the calm stories.
Speaker 1I could probably be one of them. You should, you should audition Just put in some work on my accents.
Speaker 2It's a little mumbly.
Speaker 1Not if you had headphones on. Okay, when you edit this, you'll know.
Speaker 2Okay, all right, love you guys, Wait you don't want me to tell you the birthdays? We must. It's.
Speaker 1Adam's Day.
Speaker 2After all, it's Christmas, adam, oh yeah, finn Wolfhard, okay From Stranger Things.
Speaker 1I've never seen it.
Speaker 2What that's insane.
Speaker 1He's 22. Oh wow.
Speaker 2That's insane.
Speaker 1That he's 22? Eddie.
Speaker 2Vedder, is he Eddie?
Speaker 1Van Halen.
Speaker 2Nope, what is he in Pearl Jam? Got it. He is 60.
Speaker 1Oh, younger than I thought.
Speaker 2Corey Haim, who's deceased was today your favorite Holly. Madison oh. I'm sorry, it's okay, do you know how old?
Speaker 1she is 48.
Speaker 2Whoa, I apologize.
Speaker 1Holly, I'm so sorry. Is she 42?
Speaker 245. Oh, okay, madam CJ Walker. Okay, Madam CJ Walker. Nice, I was going to say deceased. But like um, susan Lucci, okay, soap opera actress, I don't know, I thought you might know the name. She's 78. There's not a lot of like people that we know, on this day, the naked cowboy.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, wow, are you on famous birthdays?
Speaker 2I am, but like this is not the naked cowboy that I met. His face is different oh really yeah, it says 54, but there's no way it's the same guy. Maybe this is really young. I have a picture with him.
Speaker 1Hilarious In New York.
Speaker 2In New York. That's all the people I know, so not a not a like big birthday for you know really famous people.
Speaker 1And if it's your birthday or your birthday week, happy birthday to you.
Speaker 2Let me just quickly do a one over on culture, or like movies and stuff, culture, culture. Let me do a one over on culture, or like movies and stuff.
Speaker 1Culture, culture. Let me do a one over on culture Nothing.
Speaker 2Okay, all right. Well, merry, happy Christmas.
Speaker 1Merry Hanawana, merry Hanawana, kwanzmas, is that what they say?
Speaker 2Um.
Speaker 1Merry Hanawana Kwanzmas.
Speaker 2No, that's not it, chris McWanzaka.
Speaker 1It's Merry Hanawana Kwanzmas.
Speaker 2I've never heard that in my life.
Speaker 1Hanukkah, kwanzaa Christmas.
Speaker 2Krisma Kwanzaa.
Speaker 1So we're saying the same thing.
Speaker 2Yeah, but mine rolls off the tongue more.
Speaker 1Hanawana Kwanzaa.
Speaker 2When is Kwanzaa?
Speaker 1I don't know when are the 8 days of Hanukkah.
Speaker 2December 26th Through January 1st.
Speaker 1That's Kwanzaa, and Hanukkah Is December 26th through January 1st.
Speaker 2That's Kwanzaa Is Kwanzaa, okay, and Hanukkah is. December 25th through January 2nd. It changes every year, right, because it's based on a different calendar. Yeah, sure, sure, sure, okay, well, happy, all those things. We love you so much. Thank you for listening. We'll see you next week and it will be our last of the year.
Speaker 1So get ready, get set. It's all there, bye.