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We unpack why some new musicals dazzle while others feel thin. Culture headlines, a wild conspiracy detour, and small joys round out a candid hour.

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Allison Florea

Alex Hinsky

Nasal Spray Dependence And Detox Fears

SPEAKER_03

I noticed something in your bathroom up there, your nasal sprays, and I wanted to know if you have heard about the afferin that they're releasing that's supposed to be non-addictive.

SPEAKER_01

No, I haven't heard about this. This could change could this change my life?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Because would it work as a way of detoxing? Because that's the issue, right? Like I have panic attacks when I try to detox. And they're like, you have to have surgery. No, it's more than that. It like the pressure buildup is so far back in my head, like it feels like my brain's gonna explode.

SPEAKER_03

Oh my god. Well, let me see. So afferin drug-free saline nasal mist is a non-addictive drug-free alternative to medicated afferin, designed to be safe, daily use to hydrate and plush. It's probably not as good. But but you can try it.

SPEAKER_01

Well, here's what they say. Here's what pe on the forums of other um other people who have not addicts, they're dependents. Yeah, they say you you basically you get a bottle of salute of saline, salute like saline, not like eye saline, like nasal saline.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Am I saying that correct?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, saline is a thing, but is that what you mean?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, because it's just like a flushing nasal thing.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, not the thing that you get when you do the neti pile because that's like uh distilled water.

SPEAKER_01

No, that's different, yeah, that's different. The saline like nasal solution, which is what that sounds like that is. They recommend so you basically pour out half of that, fill it with regular acid. Yes, so then you use it as it gets lower, you fill with just saline. As it gets lower, you fill with saline. So it like slowly dilutes till it's just saline.

SPEAKER_03

No offense, but is that for people who aren't as far gone as you? Because your doctor said you needed surgery. Have you seen if that's covered by insurance?

SPEAKER_01

No, not yet, but I do have it has to be. Right? Because it's medical.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Or it's a very cheap addiction, so they might not care. Cost me like six dollars a month.

SPEAKER_03

No, I think it is a thing.

SPEAKER_01

It could be. We'll see. Anyway, you have six bottles lined up at my time. My shipment came in. Oh, Stanley. Back up in. There you go.

A Sincere On-Air Apology

SPEAKER_03

Okay, so I do need to um take a moment this morning. Everyone focus this morning. This is nighttime. Uh, I do want to say I do want to apologize for last week. I um insensitively, is that a word? I mistakenly called Hudson Williams straight, and he has not come out and said that he is straight. He just has a girlfriend, and it is possible for him to not be straight and also have the girlfriend be in a hetero relationship. So I do want to apologize for saying that. And if I offended you, please accept my apology. I love you so much.

SPEAKER_01

Thank you.

SPEAKER_03

You're welcome.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, now that's out of the way.

SPEAKER_03

Don't make me laugh. Um you made it that sound insincere, and that was very sincere.

SPEAKER_01

Sorry, I was making light of it because obviously you're an ally to all yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I just, but I did if anyone was offended, I do want to apologize because I do care. That's fair. And it was um a miss speaking.

SPEAKER_01

You misspoke.

SPEAKER_03

I misspoke.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

And he very well could have whatever sexuality he pleases. And he can also change his mind.

SPEAKER_01

That's nice of you to give him back.

SPEAKER_03

That's my big thing. It's always like you can always change your mind.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

Six, Moulin Rouge, And Jukebox Fatigue

SPEAKER_03

But yeah, so I just wanted to say that. Welcome back to the A-less podcast with Allison and Alex. I'm Allison, he's Alex.

unknown

Hi.

SPEAKER_01

Hey. We were just catching up on things that are like nonsense for Pod before this. So we already been yapping. We've been yapping.

SPEAKER_03

Well, something I haven't yapped with you about that is now kind of old news, but we never talked about it, is that I saw six. Finally.

SPEAKER_02

LOL. Say oh well. Oh, go to hell.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Oh no.

SPEAKER_03

Um, I do believe that maybe that style of show just isn't for me.

SPEAKER_01

Well, you didn't like Mulan Rouge, but that was jukeboard.

SPEAKER_03

I liked Moulin Rouge. I didn't love all the song choices. Sure.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Like if it were me and I was picking songs. I know that this the show was created a long time ago when those songs were big songs. And it was like the to Huh?

SPEAKER_01

Mulan Rouge is not old.

SPEAKER_03

When did Raise Your Glass come out?

SPEAKER_01

I know, but Mulan Rouge was like it came out in maybe like 2018.

SPEAKER_03

Oh really? Why did I think it was like 2015?

SPEAKER_01

No, I don't think so.

SPEAKER_03

When did the Broadway show Mulan Rouge come out?

unknown

Mulan Rouge?

SPEAKER_03

Not the movie. Not the movie, the Broadway show. Okay, it's just giving me the movie with that it was 2001 in case anyone cared.

SPEAKER_01

2001? You have a computer.

SPEAKER_03

I know, but it's one-handed.

SPEAKER_01

You're right. Um rest it on your bosom. Do you ever use the dictate button? I love it.

SPEAKER_03

On a computer?

SPEAKER_01

Do you see it? It looks like a microphone at the top. We have the same computer, so I know you have it. Up here? No, no, no, on your keyboard. The number F5.

SPEAKER_03

Oh no, I've never done that.

SPEAKER_01

If you press it, it just lets you speak the words into the Why has no one told me that? I just did.

SPEAKER_03

Well, before this.

SPEAKER_01

You're right.

SPEAKER_03

2018. Good job.

SPEAKER_01

Wow, I know. So they just took songs that they thought were toxic and Toxic is fine. Oh.

SPEAKER_03

That one was fine. I didn't just. I don't I don't love it.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

I just didn't love all the song choices. Like it it took me out of it. Okay. I but I liked the show in general because it did still have a story. Like they were acting.

SPEAKER_04

True, true.

SPEAKER_03

And then they were like randomly singing Razor Glass, which I didn't love that part of it. Right. Um, Six was is just a concert. Which I like.

SPEAKER_00

Fun.

SPEAKER_03

Fun. Okay. I want to preface this by saying I know it's very hard to be a Broadway actor singer, and I know it's even harder to be a tour on the tour because you're going a lot of places, you don't have any time to rest your instruments. Because not only are you performing every day, but then traveling also takes a lot out of you. So I do understand it's very hard. I feel I just feel like maybe this cast is a little rundown.

SPEAKER_01

And were they not hitting the notes?

SPEAKER_03

The first number, like I don't want to feel like I'm talking shit. I really or I don't want to sound like I'm talking shit because they were very talented. Um, the first number was just very all over the place. Like we that we were not dancing together at all.

SPEAKER_01

Yikes.

Cast Energy, Accents, And Understanding Lyrics

SPEAKER_03

It was a lot, a lot was happening that was not coherent. But like they all had really great voices. It's really fun, and I do like that it's a different take on a Broadway show. I just don't think it's my favorite style. I see. I do love history, and I did I do love I did love hearing the backstories, but I think like I just I don't know if I'm old. I just had a hard time understanding sometimes.

SPEAKER_00

Oh no.

SPEAKER_03

Especially my girl that was like the Ariana Grande girl, she was actually singing in cursive like Ariana does. I very much often do not know what Ariana Grande is saying.

SPEAKER_01

Very much often.

SPEAKER_03

And I really have to look up the lyrics sometimes, or I just have to guess, and often they're often wrong in my head. Sure, sure. But Ari like in her, I mean, she now has gone through a vocal transformation with True. So I don't know what her like next vibe is gonna be, but I'm talking sweetener. I'm talking before. Like Ari sings in cursive.

SPEAKER_01

Truly.

SPEAKER_03

The the words go right into the next.

SPEAKER_01

This is not about Ariana.

SPEAKER_03

No, it's not. I'm just saying because that character, like all of the all the girls are mimicking some sort of pop divas. Like in the um playbill, it's like wife number one is giving Adele and Sia. Like that the music and like her like style of singing. And then number two is like Brittany and something, someone else. And number three is blah blah blah. So the like fifth one is Ariana and someone else. She has a big pony, like she looks like Ariana also. I was I was like, you know, up in the mezzanine, so I couldn't really see her face. All I could see was the pony, and immediately I was like, I know who you are. So I just don't think like they're very talented. It was a fun, it's a fun show, like very energetic. Um act I did listen to the songs, I think it was British cast.

SPEAKER_01

That's the original cast.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Well, the accents changed things for me.

SPEAKER_01

I do want to say when I saw Six, I was spoiled and had two of the original cast members when I saw it.

SPEAKER_03

I do think the British accent I like because like they were British.

SPEAKER_01

Correct.

SPEAKER_03

So like when I was listening back to hear things, to like hear lyrics that I wasn't hearing before, I was like, oh my god, they're British, and I love that. So listening back, like I liked some of the songs that I maybe didn't love while I was at the show.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Um, what else was I gonna say? What else was I going to say?

SPEAKER_01

Costumes fire, costumes so fire. Tiny number, I cried.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, very like yeah, very, oh, I love that it's like all female and the band is all female. That's really badass.

SPEAKER_01

Like Tinder numbers fun.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, it is it's fun. And I like it's like the mix of you know I loved the show Dickinson. Like I love the history, but like modern.

SPEAKER_01

Oh.

SPEAKER_03

Yes.

SPEAKER_01

With what's her nuts? Haley.

Stunt Casting On Broadway

SPEAKER_03

Steinfeld. So I like, and and Bridgerton does it too. Like there's historical, but like a little twinge of modern stuff going on. So I think that is very fun. I think I'm just a traditional Broadway girl. I like a traditional show with acting. Like I loved Hamilton because it was different and new and cool, but they were still telling me a story through like traditional means, if you will. That's correct. So I don't know. That was such a long-winded thing.

SPEAKER_01

It wasn't that long. And I'm glad to finally have your input. I'm gonna try to get Caitlin and I rush tickets tomorrow. I was like trying to make it a thing, and then I was like, no, I don't. We're already doing a full day Saturday, Emily's on Sunday. Just see if you can see if there's like rush tickets. Because it did say rush tickets are like 42 bucks.

SPEAKER_03

Oh my god, work, yeah. Um, I will say that it feels like I don't like new musicals because the last two I've seen I've not enjoyed as much.

SPEAKER_01

Well, didn't you see in in New York you guys saw um Once Upon a Woman. Once Upon a Woman. Loved it. Yeah, it didn't last long.

SPEAKER_03

It just didn't stay on. And I've seen most shows I see, I'm obsessed with the moment.

SPEAKER_01

Did you like Anne Juliet though?

SPEAKER_03

I didn't get to see it.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03

And I'm sad about that.

SPEAKER_01

You won't like it.

SPEAKER_03

I think I'll like the songs more though.

SPEAKER_01

Correct, because it's all Max Martin.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Which is which will probably mask the aspect that I'm not loving of the new music. Yeah. I but I have seen shows and immediately been like, I'm obsessed. Like when I saw Spring Awakening, I was like, I this is my favorite thing I've ever seen.

SPEAKER_01

That's because Spring Awakening was written for interpretive dancers.

SPEAKER_03

But it's just it is also historical, but like modern because they're like saying the F-word. And like obviously in like 1500s Germany, they were not saying the F-word. True. Maybe, I don't know, probably not.

SPEAKER_01

Um, I wonder if you would like Left me. There's a new musical that I was just thinking about that I wonder if you would enjoy. Guess we'll see.

SPEAKER_03

But I always love art and I love to see it, and I appreciate it even if it's not like my favorite thing ever. So all very talented. You're not a hater.

SPEAKER_01

You're definitely not a hater.

SPEAKER_03

I'm not a hater. I will say when we were not together in that first song, I was like, girlies, did we were we all asleep backstage? Did we wake up having a few?

SPEAKER_01

Was there any like was there a swing that was on or anything?

SPEAKER_03

No, I don't think so.

SPEAKER_01

There was no inserts in the playbill.

SPEAKER_03

I don't think so. It's just like it was just no one was together. Dance-wise. I see. Singing wise, everyone's on a great.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

So and Josh, like he also saw noticed. Well, okay. And if ever if you're listening, I'm so sorry. I know that things happen. Um but he was like, oh no, she's gonna hate this. And they pulled that together. It was just the first song.

Life Catch-Up: Dodgeball, Sisters, And TV

SPEAKER_01

So you know right now on Broadway, the sixth cast has Dylan Mulvaney as one of the characters, and so is Emily? No, Abby Bar Abigail Barlow.

SPEAKER_03

Uh do I know who that is?

SPEAKER_01

She was that girl that got huge on TikTok for writing the unofficial music Bridgerton musical music.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Abigail Barlow, that's her name. Is that what I said?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, there's a lot. Um, Broadway is doing that a lot.

SPEAKER_01

Stunt casting.

SPEAKER_03

Stunt casting.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Which, like, Dylan is great.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. So Dylan is playing the green.

SPEAKER_03

And Whitney Levitt from Secret Lives of Mormon Wives just extended her um contract at um Chicago. So she's a stunt cast. She came from apparently, like in her, this is alleged, I don't know, but apparently in her negotiations for being on Mormon Wives. No, that's Taylor Frankie Paul. Whitney was also on was dancing on Dancing with the Stars. And in this new season, I just started season three. Um, one of them is like Whitney was trying to negotiate. We were all negotiating higher rates, and Whitney was like, I don't want more money. I want to be in a show. Like, I want to be in a movie. Or, you know, she wanted them to negotiate her a contract for a show on Hulu rather than giving her more money.

SPEAKER_00

What show on Hulu?

SPEAKER_03

And then they I don't know. I she might have said, but I don't know. And then they're like, but she's not in the season thus far. So she they probably couldn't get it, and then she was like, Okay, then I'm not I'm not in it. But then I heard allegedly that that's how she got on dancing with the stars, and also either This is taking the opportunity and saying, I'm on to the next. Yeah, so either either it was just dancing with the stars and then it Chicago reached out and wanted her, or the negotiation was both of those things. Oh fuck, but she's doing so well that makes sense and like people are full flocking.

SPEAKER_01

Is she who's she playing? Roxy?

SPEAKER_03

Roxy. That's the soundcast. It's only been Roxy, I believe, right?

SPEAKER_01

I feel like when Brandy did it, she was the other character. Oh, okay. But yes, I think it is typically Roxy.

SPEAKER_03

They just like announced most people, they just do their like six, eight weeks, whatever. Oh my god. Well, like she's that's not a soundcast.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it was.

SPEAKER_03

Jojo?

SPEAKER_01

Jojo and Moulin Rouge, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Really? She's just like she I mean, I guess because she's famous, but like she's I think I just see that as a casting. Because it wasn't that long.

Oscars Chat: Leo, Teyana, And Aging Icons

SPEAKER_01

It was and they were they do that too when a show is like dying. They try to revive it.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But now Moulin Rouge is closing.

SPEAKER_03

It's no secret for me. I actually hate the Chicago revival.

SPEAKER_01

It's it's strange.

SPEAKER_03

It's not good.

SPEAKER_01

It's not good.

SPEAKER_03

The original show, like as it was, like what you would have seen in the movie. Yeah. Incredible. Revival is basically just the band is on stage and they're basically just standing there. There's no set, there's literally nothing. They're they're in costume, but they're just like acting out these things with like a chair. And it's not good. No, I hate it. Yeah. Anyway. What have you been up to?

SPEAKER_01

Hey, has Dodgeball not started? Um are you just not included?

SPEAKER_03

I have so I just got an email from the organization that they're having an open play. So I think the last one just ended. There's no way that Jack is not playing. No, it's not, yeah, it's not like including me.

SPEAKER_01

But I thought you're not doing the other league then?

SPEAKER_03

I'm not.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

So I'm not included in that.

SPEAKER_01

Got it. So you're waiting for details for Wednesday nights.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Got it. Which I think will be soon because yeah, they had they just sent out an email of like we're gonna have an open play soon.

SPEAKER_01

Got it.

SPEAKER_03

So which is fine because two days a week was hard for me.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, that that's challenging. You've done it once. Don't need to do it again.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I would do like randomly, like if someone needed a um, nothing super new.

SPEAKER_01

Thanks for everyone for supporting mine and Allison, Angela's fun dance content. Yeah. You know, because Allison doesn't dance much, so it's fun that she gets this outlet. Um, my sister's getting here today, so we're gonna be spending. That's why we're recording earlier in the week. I really wanted to record after tomorrow because it's the finale of Traders. And now we're gonna do this.

SPEAKER_03

Does your sister watch?

SPEAKER_01

No.

unknown

Dang it.

SPEAKER_01

And I was invited to two watch parties, but I was like, thankfully, didn't have to do a Sophie's choice situation and because Caitlin is here.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. I wish she watched.

SPEAKER_01

I know. She's like, we have to watch Bridgerton. The next set of episodes comes out. I was like, you'll never see an episode in my life.

SPEAKER_03

You should watch it.

SPEAKER_01

That's what she said.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, you honestly, I don't, you gotta stop.

SPEAKER_01

I know, I'm a hater for no reason. You are, and Jonathan Bailey's in it, so like what am I doing?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, you gotta start from the beginning.

SPEAKER_01

Right. Um what have you been up to? Well, Iceman Holding for Ice. Holding for ice.

SPEAKER_03

I did watch a Oscar movie this past weekend.

SPEAKER_01

A movie that is currently nominated for the Oscars. Marty Supreme.

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_01

Let me guess. Amelia Perez. Wait, is it nominated for this coming season?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Um So now I have seen two.

SPEAKER_01

Sinners and this one. Frankenstein.

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_01

What did you watch?

SPEAKER_03

One battle after another.

SPEAKER_01

Don't even know what that is.

SPEAKER_03

It's Leonardo DiCaprio, Tiana Taylor.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, that one does look good.

SPEAKER_03

I yeah. You should watch it.

SPEAKER_01

I think if I was in a room with Tiana Taylor, I would melt.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Her presence. I'm just like, it's too much confidence.

SPEAKER_03

And she is so confident in this movie. So confident?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, she's like so like hot and like did you watch all the singing? No.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, she in that? Yep. And same.

Viral Shock Stories And Skepticism

SPEAKER_03

Just like she's very commanding in this movie. Um, it I didn't really know what to. I think I think partially I was I was putting Leonardo's last movie. I was melding them together. Yeah, his last movie's with Wall Street. No, the one from last year that I think was about like a native uh something about the moon. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Two years ago.

SPEAKER_03

Something about Flower Moon.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, two years ago.

SPEAKER_03

I did not see that movie, but for some reason in my head, I was like putting those two together, and I thought this one was similar to that. It is not.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

It's basically about a um group of people who are like revolutionaries who are like fighting the government. Sticking to the man. Yeah, and they're like going in places and create like creating havoc, and they're like this is like they're the revolution.

SPEAKER_01

Oh I love I love creating havoc, not wreaking havoc.

SPEAKER_03

And Leo and Tate, oh my gosh, I just had a stroke. Tiana are lovers.

SPEAKER_01

Ooh, is that hot? Or is it not believable?

SPEAKER_03

She's hot. Leo just like to me is he doesn't do it for me anymore, unfortunately. It's sad for me because like Leo and Titanic.

SPEAKER_00

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03

Is like Leo and Gordon things, even up to like Wolf of Wall Street time.

SPEAKER_01

So I just I've never seen that. Chad and I started watching it over the weekend. We got like halfway through the movies never ending. I'm not, it's like entertaining, but it just makes me mad. I'm just like, ugh.

SPEAKER_03

It's a very straight man movie.

SPEAKER_01

And it's just like this is pro real. Like this is how this was.

SPEAKER_03

But it is a good movie, like I guess objectively.

SPEAKER_01

I do love Margot Robbie.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But yeah, like in the scene when he like wakes up and walks naked to like the balcony was like, not doing it for me.

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SPEAKER_03

Yeah, like he's iconic as an actor. But uh he kind of lost me after like that era. And that's not to say that older men can't be attractive. True.

SPEAKER_01

Because have you seen George Clooney?

SPEAKER_03

And Bradley. It's just like, I don't know, he's not like, I'm not like dying over him. And I think that's like the era where people started catching on or started like thinking critically about him as like a a dude that like only dates 23 to 25 year olds, and it's like something's off. And it just like then made him less attractive.

SPEAKER_01

I was just thinking about him and Romeo and Juliet.

SPEAKER_03

Oh my god, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

By the way, fun fact did you know that they asked Claire Danes to play Rose?

SPEAKER_03

Oh, I didn't know.

SPEAKER_01

She declined because she didn't want to be cold. Hey. No, she didn't want to be stereotyped with Leonardo DiCaprio again. She was like, I don't want us to be known as like this couple that has to be together.

SPEAKER_02

Sorry.

SPEAKER_01

Big mistake. Big mistake, huge. Although we love Kate, she is one of my favorite actresses. Yeah. She might be my favorite. Her and Sandra Bullock.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Because all my movies, favorite movies, have Kate Winslett.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Titanic in the Holiday.

SPEAKER_03

I can understand at the time, but Yeah, I wonder if she ever looks back at that and goes, damn.

unknown

Damn. Damn.

SPEAKER_03

That was a mistake. Yeah. I feel bad. Yeah. Anyway. Um. I like wrote things down, but normally I put like links to things. And I have a headline, like, I just like kind of don't care about it because it's just like gross to me. Do you know who Bonnie Blue is?

SPEAKER_01

Yes.

SPEAKER_03

She's pregnant, apparently.

SPEAKER_01

But like some people think it's not in jail.

SPEAKER_03

Are we talking about the same person?

SPEAKER_01

Bonnie Blue, the like porn star that had sex with like a hundred thousand men.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, was she in jail?

SPEAKER_01

She got arrested because she was doing this in a country where that's illegal.

SPEAKER_03

Oh. She, yeah, she's not, she's not in jail.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Because she's pregnant, allegedly, slash people think it's maybe not real. But she um let me read. Let me just read. Cause like um 26-year-old British content creator claims she's pregnant just two weeks after having unpro You can't be pregnant in two weeks.

SPEAKER_01

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_03

I guess you can.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. You just wouldn't know unless it was a blood test, probably.

LGBTQ Wins: Netherlands’ Young PM

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Two weeks after having unprotected sex with approximately 400 men. That actually makes me sick to my stomach. I know. And the last time we talked about it when it was like a thousand or whatever, like it made me sick to my stomach then because it's just people are gross. Bodily fluids. I don't like thinking about other people's bodily fluids. Like that makes me ill. And I don't know, but she's apparently pregnant.

SPEAKER_02

Wow.

SPEAKER_03

And she's like some people are like, what are you gonna do? And she's like, I don't know, that's a problem for another day. And it's like, okay. Maybe let's like, if you actually are, like, maybe let's be like be a little bit more serious about it. Let's like not be weird. It's probably just a stunt, uh I don't know if she's done if she's like had a pregnancy stunt before.

unknown

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

But then like this being her thumbnail, it feels like I don't know, it just doesn't feel right.

SPEAKER_00

Oh my gosh. No, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_03

And it's like this doctor, why does he have this thing on his head? Like, I understand like if he doesn't want his face to be in it, but I feel like it would just be like then film me from or blur. Blur or film me from behind. Like, I can't imagine a doctor would be like, yeah, let me put on this ski mask. Yeah. I don't know. It doesn't, it feels fishy.

SPEAKER_01

I agree.

Conspiracy Corner: One-Hit Wonders

SPEAKER_03

But I if she is best of luck to that child. And then like, how do you figure out who the dad is?

SPEAKER_01

Well, you take those 400 men and you have them.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, actually, I think let me look. I think she might have taken um DNA from all of them before they started.

SPEAKER_01

Like a swab of the old cheek.

SPEAKER_03

Bonnie Blue legs she determined the father of her child using DNA swabs collected from participants. Their DNA swabs and contact information were taken prior.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, so she would be able to figure it out.

SPEAKER_03

I guess.

SPEAKER_01

Imagine it was like your dad was number 313.

SPEAKER_03

I just Okay, anyway. Okay, something I wanted to um I've never I've had this idea of like reading these before. Okay, but you sent me you forwarded me an email the other day of someone being like, hey, uh, we love your podcast and and how one thought-provoking and whatever it is. We and you should put this random person on your podcast. And obviously it's a fake and not a real thing. Do you know how many of those I get a day?

SPEAKER_01

Really?

SPEAKER_03

So many.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god, regale me.

SPEAKER_03

I'm gonna read you please all of the so-called podcast. Okay, so let me remind. I get these emails of people requesting my presence on a podcast.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, okay.

Red Carpet Chaos At K-Pops Premiere

SPEAKER_03

And it's a scam, it's not real. A lot of them will be like, and we'll pay you$2,000. And when I read me half up front. When I read you these podcasts, there's it's just like obviously such a scam. It's insane.

SPEAKER_00

I cannot wait.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. The good guys podcast, which is actually Josh Peck, which would be cool.

SPEAKER_01

Um Yeah, Josh Peck just like loves the famous marshal and wants to talk to you.

SPEAKER_03

Right. Bert Krusher, the comedian, the Breakfast Club. Sarah Evans, I don't know who that is. Country artist. The DJ Envy Podcast. Jen Fulweiler. Do you know who that is? Um Bobby Althoff has requested me to come on her podcast.

SPEAKER_01

That's really exciting for you. Let me read. It's like Alex Cooper.

SPEAKER_03

I represent Bobby Alt Bobby Althoff Podcast Management. We are delighted to extend an invitation for you to participate in our online podcast event hosted by Bobby Althoff. During the podcast session, we will delve into aspects of life, including its challenges and triumphs, the joys of pursuing your passions, captivating stories created by authors and writers, the paths to success that have pursued the incredible journey of entrepreneurship. This is so long. Um, we're pleased to offer you compensation of$3,000. What's the scam here? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

True. It would probably be like you replied, This sounds great. I'm so interested. They would say, Great, fill out this form, and on that form is for your bank account.

SPEAKER_03

I've responded before because I've told I've like told Josh this. Um, and he's like, Okay, we'll respond. And I have been like, Oh my gosh, thank you so much. I am so interested in coming on the Breakfast Club. Please tell me what I need to do. And then they don't respond. So, what is the scam? I've not clicked on any links or anything like that.

SPEAKER_01

That is interesting. I wonder if it's someone that's just like has to meet a quota for hitting up a certain amount of people.

SPEAKER_03

They're all the same, though. Alex Hermosy, the game with Alex Hermosy, that seems like someone, Jamal Bryant, Candace Cameron Burr, another Burt Chrischer, Leanne Chrischer, his wife. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03

More Bobby Crime Junkie.

SPEAKER_01

No way. Yeah, but you have a lot to say on that pod. Bobby Bones, Bobby Bones, Lewis Howes, Candace Owens.

SPEAKER_03

Wow. Can't wait to go on Candace Owens podcast. Uh, Mel Robbins.

SPEAKER_01

I was gonna say, is Mel on there? They're just listing podcasts at this point. Jay Shetty, Diary of a CEO.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know. I don't know if I've seen Jay Shetty, Kim Gravel, I don't know, her hen Henry Miller.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, so you're getting asked to be on these pods. Daily.

SPEAKER_03

Daily.

SPEAKER_01

That's hilarious.

SPEAKER_03

And it's all the same thing.

SPEAKER_01

Is it because your contact info is on your Instagram or TikTok? Or both?

SPEAKER_03

Both, I guess.

SPEAKER_01

Is it coming to your normal email address or is it your like contact email address? Contact.

SPEAKER_03

Rachel Hollis. Another can of songs. That's it's wild.

Queerty Awards Prep And Industry Moments

SPEAKER_01

So now I'm getting them for uh on behalf of us.

SPEAKER_03

Congrats.

SPEAKER_01

Congrats to us.

SPEAKER_03

It just like when I tell you it's at least one a day, maybe more. It just it clogs my email. It's annoying to me.

SPEAKER_01

It's like remember when I was getting sex storted like a year and a half ago?

SPEAKER_03

Good. Nothing came of that.

SPEAKER_01

Did you receive any nudes or jerking off the city?

SPEAKER_03

Unfortunately, I didn't. Sadly, I didn't.

SPEAKER_01

Sorry.

SPEAKER_03

Uh um, another headline I thought you would care about is the gay Netherlands Prime Minister.

SPEAKER_01

First of all, hot.

SPEAKER_03

Do you know? Are you aware?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Oh yeah. Gay, okay, guys, if you don't know that we have the first, at least the first out gay prime minister.

SPEAKER_03

And youngest.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, I didn't know that. And he's got a fiance, and they're very cute. And are they married? No, they're not married yet, I don't think. They're adorable, and I love it. And it's of the Netherlands?

SPEAKER_03

Of the Netherlands. I'm trying to click on a adorable a link that gives me more information.

SPEAKER_01

I think we put it on the gay and trying Instagram account.

SPEAKER_03

Rob Jetton becomes Netherlands' youngest ever prime minister. Yeah, I'm not seeing like much more. It's just he's the youngest and first openly gay.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. And that is exciting. And that is a headline that I cared about, and you were correct.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

We love representation.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, and he's a cutie. They're cute together.

SPEAKER_01

They are.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, conspiracy corner. What? Conspiracy theory time.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. Are you sure? There's a lot going on right now.

SPEAKER_03

Have you ever heard of the conspiracy theory that says the people who had one hit wonders?

SPEAKER_01

People who were one-hit wonders?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, or their song was one sure. One hit wonders people were are one hit wonders because they declined the Illuminati invitation.

Mediums, Missing Persons, And Belief

SPEAKER_01

I haven't heard that, but I mean it makes sense.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I am I don't want to talk about it on the podcast, but I found some stuff out the other day that's fucking insane.

SPEAKER_03

Oh my god, okay.

SPEAKER_01

I want to share it with you, but not on the pod because I don't think the general public can handle it yet.

SPEAKER_03

Do you think they'll ever be able to? This is kind of mean.

SPEAKER_01

It's just some, okay, so no, I can't, I can't. It's too wild. It's actually insane. Um no, I don't think the general public can handle the things that like we're in Hollywood, we're like finding things out a little quicker than the rest of the world. And so it's just like it's all like sorry to say that a lot of the scary things you're seeing in the news are actually real, and it's just really not great.

SPEAKER_03

Makes me so excited.

SPEAKER_01

But I would agree, I would believe that it was like, oh, your hits great. So this is how it works. Do you want to sign up for a career that skyrockets you or or not?

SPEAKER_03

And then it's like, all right, well, maybe less, maybe less actual Illuminati and more like the high-up executives are like, we want to do this and this and this, and if you're not okay with it, then we're not going to fund your rise. You so it's like less Illuminati and more executives, because obviously the Illuminati they could be the same thing, but also they could be not. I feel like I cannot speak. Am I okay? Yeah, you're doing great.

SPEAKER_01

You're trying to, I think, delicately dance around a very dark subject, and you did a good job.

SPEAKER_03

I also just feel like I'm using words and I'm talking in circles.

SPEAKER_01

Um, but this did remind me, I forgot to tell you about my hilarious red carpet that I did yesterday.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, I didn't know you did one.

SPEAKER_01

Well, here's here's the thing. You guys know I do a lot of I film a lot of red carpet stuff. This was for a new sh new sh I okay, this new movie called K-pops. It's an Anderson Pack film that's basically about this. It blends Korean K-pop with black music culture, and if I haven't seen it, but which Korean K-pop has taken so much influence from the Well, the premiere was at the AMC at the um Grove, and so I go to do Flirt and Report, but what wasn't I wasn't told is that I was also walking the carpet as an influencer. Were it and so were you dressed for that? Nope, sure wasn't, so didn't. Oh, I had a whole my whole whole like dress line, everything. I was just I was wearing like cameraman stuff, like all black. I had a leopard button-up shirt, but it wasn't like I wasn't cute.

SPEAKER_04

It wasn't cute.

Family Roots, Names, And DNA Puzzles

SPEAKER_01

Um Dylan and I got a photo before the carpet opened because I was like, no, I'm not walking this carpet, like, but it was the most chaotic carpet I've ever done. It was the smallest carpet I've ever done, but Joyce got some great interviews. We got to talk to Janelle Monet. I got to talk to um Yvette Nicole Brown. Like, it was such a small group like carpet that these massive celebs were just like standing next to us being like waiting their turn.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Um, you know that comedian with the bull cut?

SPEAKER_02

Yes.

SPEAKER_01

Her, she just she and I just chatted for like five minutes, just talking about because she we had seen each other buzzfeed like last week. I was like, Oh yeah, I ran into you. She was like, Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I love that.

SPEAKER_01

She's super sweet. And uh I was like, hey Dylan, next time maybe let me know that I'm gonna be walking through the.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, he's the one that should have told you? Yes. Did he come dressed? Yes. That's crazy. I know Dylan. I know. I liked oh, you haven't released it. Well, you didn't really know that.

SPEAKER_01

Well, what's crazy is what I okay. When you walk up into a red carpet as press, you're given a face sheet of everyone that's coming.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And then you're giving like you're given a top sheet that explains the movie synopsis and then gives notable names coming. My name is the second on the list.

SPEAKER_03

Because you're an A.

SPEAKER_01

Anderson Pack, no. It's like Anderson Pack, Alex Hinsky.

SPEAKER_03

You take a picture of that, you just grab it. Love that.

SPEAKER_01

And and then I'm flipping through the face sheet. There I am. I was like, Dylan, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, what the heck?

SPEAKER_01

I was like, I would have dressed totally different to it was it ended up being fine.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But like, what?

SPEAKER_03

Only in Hollywood. The next one. Yeah. What was I gonna say?

SPEAKER_01

Well, yeah, we're hosting the red carpet for the Queerity Awards on March 10th. Just found that out today.

SPEAKER_03

Oh.

SPEAKER_01

I was like, what why does anyone tell me anything?

SPEAKER_03

You're hosting?

SPEAKER_01

We're interviewing on the red carpet for the queries.

SPEAKER_03

You guys are really Quirity Awards.

SPEAKER_01

Queer T awards.

SPEAKER_03

That's exactly what you said.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. I think because I keep out of my mouth, it sounds like queer D, but it's queer T.

SPEAKER_03

Well, that's just like Are you guys going?

SPEAKER_01

It feels like something the gay fitness marshals would be at.

SPEAKER_03

He might be. I'm not. I was not invited.

SPEAKER_01

You're an ally.

SPEAKER_03

I wasn't invited personally, and if I was invited via Caleb, I will didn't resist.

SPEAKER_01

If he goes, it will be the second carpet I run into him on, which is so funny. The world is small.

SPEAKER_03

It is small. Maybe I'm excited to see your interviews.

SPEAKER_01

Thanks.

SPEAKER_03

I would not be good at that.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, sorry. I cut it, I I got us off conspiracy talk. Go back, please.

SPEAKER_03

I am kind of out of headlines.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03

Do you have anything? Um I did see this TikTok of um a lady explaining that all these mediums are saying they're hearing from Nan Nancy Guthrie. I saw that too. Well, it's not a shock that we have similar for you guys.

SPEAKER_01

Did you see the one that was like, I don't know this woman, I just am sick of hearing her talking about it.

SPEAKER_03

Oh no, I heard someone explain that.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03

But you can sorry, I had to cut you off.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, no, no, you're fine. It was just that that's the video I saw.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, there's like a medium that's like, I don't know this woman, but she keeps reaching out to me and she's like, I'm in like stop. I'm in the like desert or something, trying to lead. Get she's just trying to get people to like find her body body, I guess. Which is like so dark. And if that's not true, that's an insane thing to make up. Yes. I don't know about mediums, so you know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

Grain of salt, grain of salt, grain of salt.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I don't know. What are your thoughts on mediums? Um, I would love a pet medium, though.

SPEAKER_01

I don't know. I've remember I've told you recently like mediums have shared things that have ended up being so true.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, right, because I haven't had that experience. But I guess if you have, I can't, you're not lying to me, are you?

Titanic Parody, Past Lives, And Regression

SPEAKER_01

No, not no. I I have two other witnesses. It's just wild. Speaking of mediums, but not really. Um, boyfriend has a session with Gall. Fun. At first, yeah. I was like, this is great, this is awesome.

SPEAKER_03

Then I went, Oh yeah, what if he's like, break up with him? Don't be.

SPEAKER_01

Because Gall, a lot of his stuff came true, but he told me he sees me marrying someone that's not from here. He's like, I see you settling out with someone not from here. Technically, he's second generation German, but so am I. So are you. Wait.

SPEAKER_03

Wait, am I?

SPEAKER_01

I don't know. Are you?

SPEAKER_03

What's second generation?

SPEAKER_01

No, we're not second.

SPEAKER_03

I would be my grandpa's born in Germany, like from Germany. Oh, then yeah, his mom's last name was Zitzelsberger.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So you're second. No, you're third then.

SPEAKER_03

So chap he would be first, my mom would be second.

SPEAKER_01

Was born in Germany, didn't move to the States till he was seven, didn't speak any English.

SPEAKER_03

Like, and also, like, am I Romanian? No one knows. That would be my dad's side, though.

SPEAKER_01

True. I'm just German Irish.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. I mean, my 23andMe is just like Germany, UK. Yeah. Yeah. There's no Romanian. Have we talked about this? Probably.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but that would show.

SPEAKER_03

But my last name is a Romanian last name.

SPEAKER_01

Was someone adopted?

A-List Picks: Broadway Car Belting And Banana Matcha

SPEAKER_03

I don't know. Somewhere along the line, something has happened. My theory is because one of my friends last year or something is a big um ancestry.com user and was like looking up census things and got back to a person who spelled their name with an I, F L R I A. So what I my theory is my dad does not believe this theory, but my theory is that someone came to America and when they were at Ellis Island or wherever they were reporting themselves, I guess. The handwriting, people used to write in such crazy curses. Yeah, yeah. I feel like it's very possible that someone could have either A, changed their name, changed the spelling a little bit so that it was different. And because I did hear that at some point people would change their name a little bit so that they would not be associated with like England anymore. If they were like coming over from England because they didn't want to be a part of the Church of England anymore or whatever, like people would change their name slightly so that they were not able to be traced back to England. So I think it's possible that it's either a clerical error that it was changed, the I changed to the E. Okay. And it's just happenstance that it is also a very like normal Romanian name.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Or there's just someone's Romanian, or someone had a Romanian love affair.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, true.

SPEAKER_03

And then that thus started the blood line having some Romanian in it.

SPEAKER_01

But if your 23andMe doesn't show any of that, then that's not in your DNA.

SPEAKER_03

No, but so weirdly, my dad's sister did show up. It's not in my dad's, it's not mine, but my dad's sister did have Romanian in it in hers.

SPEAKER_01

Was there an affair there?

SPEAKER_03

I don't understand how it works.

SPEAKER_01

I don't either.

SPEAKER_03

Because if my if if my dad's sister has it, same parents, that's the same DNA.

SPEAKER_01

Correct. So that's what I'm saying. Your grandma or grandpa had an affair, maybe?

SPEAKER_03

No, I don't think so.

SPEAKER_01

Your grandma, I guess.

SPEAKER_03

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_01

Is this Norma?

SPEAKER_03

Norma.

SPEAKER_01

Talk to that tree tonight. No, I don't know. I mean Hinsky used to be spelled H-I-N-S-K-I. A great grandfather, great yeah, great grandfather changed it. Great grandfather? Why?

SPEAKER_03

Do you know why?

SPEAKER_01

Nope. Tell me about someone was adopted or something.

SPEAKER_03

And they didn't want tracing? Like, I don't, I wish this is things, things that I would use. A time machine for? One, something like that.

SPEAKER_01

Hold on. Has anyone tried to use chat to like here's my name and where I'm from? Can you do an ancestry dive on me? Because before there was DNA testing, remember there was like ancestry.com.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Which that just like that's just a historical record stuff. Yeah, it's just like has census and newspaper and things like that, and it just goes through like what where does this name show up basically?

The Starbucks Saga: How To Make A Cold Brew

SPEAKER_01

Hold on. And my grandpa did have that. I remember he would log onto his computer and it looked like a tree, and it was like him, and then I wonder who has all that information.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know, but I find it quite interesting.

SPEAKER_01

Makes sense because in another life you were a historian.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

This life, it's a hobby.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, but it's it's a too much.

SPEAKER_01

I remember what I was gonna say earlier, and I need to say it now because you reminded me with history. A musical that I think we should see, but you'll probably hate is Titanic. I think it might be funny. Oh it's headed to Broadway.

SPEAKER_03

I think I would like to.

SPEAKER_01

They commented on our video. We owe it to them.

SPEAKER_03

Oh my god, right. Oh yeah. It it's already on Broadway.

SPEAKER_01

No, it was off Broadway. Now it's going to Broadway.

SPEAKER_03

Oh fun. So popular. I would like to see it.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. That's all.

SPEAKER_03

If I I if I hate it, I won't tell them.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. I think it would be fun to do a past life regression session and find out for once and for all if I was on the Titanic.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, you need to find out once and for all.

SPEAKER_01

Once and for all.

SPEAKER_03

Can I come?

SPEAKER_01

Well, yeah. I don't know. Would I be distracted and just giggle?

SPEAKER_02

Probably.

SPEAKER_01

Like Alison, get out of it.

SPEAKER_02

And Gall would literally be so he would hate it.

SPEAKER_01

I hate it so much.

SPEAKER_02

He's so serious. Yeah. Okay, are you ready for A-list of the week? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

A-list of the week. I did a s really frustrating video today where I had to sing. Anyway. Um, yeah. A-list of the week.

SPEAKER_03

Do you have one?

SPEAKER_01

Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Hold on.

SPEAKER_03

Do you want me to go first?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, go ahead.

SPEAKER_03

I have two because I just thought of I have have one written down because I'm being really good about that. But I also have a second one. And speaking of Broadway, which just made me think of this. I love just singing Broadway songs in the car.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, you do.

SPEAKER_03

On my way over, for some reason I always do it when I'm on the way over here. I was sitting to listening to the Aida soundtrack. Incredible. And why isn't that ever touring again?

SPEAKER_01

I don't know. That is such a good musical. You're right.

SPEAKER_03

And like what I want for my birthday, which is not what's happening at all, and there's no time to do this, is I just want to have a Broadway-only karaoke session.

SPEAKER_00

Fun.

SPEAKER_03

And I want to sing Britain in the Stars.

SPEAKER_01

You don't want to sing Strongest Suit?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. No, Bangers. Yeah. That show has bangers.

SPEAKER_01

It does.

SPEAKER_03

And it needs tour again.

SPEAKER_01

And you know, Heather Headley from Fort Wayne, Indiana.

SPEAKER_03

Fort Wayne, Indiana. No, but my other one that I had written down is Banana Matcha. And let me tell you, I saw Starbucks has a banana bread thing. And like, I'm not paying for that. There's so many calories. It's like 300 calories. But I said to myself, how can I do this and try something like that similarly? And I just, I'm sure this isn't revolutionary, but I just got a little bit of milk and a frozen banana, and I whipped that up in my ninja.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, okay. I was like, you whipped it? A frozen banana?

SPEAKER_03

No, no, no. In my ninja. So then I just had like banana milk, if you will. And then I made my matcha like normal and I put it in there. And I had put a little touch of vanilla. I was gonna say syrup.

SPEAKER_01

I feel like some sort of sweetener.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

I had the Alfred vanilla.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

I don't you ever go to Alfred?

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_03

They just they sell their like vanilla syrup.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, that coffee shop. Yes. Understood. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Wow, incredible.

Birthdays, Dance Academy, And Sign-Off

SPEAKER_01

Really?

SPEAKER_03

Yes.

SPEAKER_01

Good job. So I hate matcha, but good for you.

SPEAKER_03

Why?

SPEAKER_01

I don't know. Bitter?

SPEAKER_03

I think that you just need to where have you had it?

SPEAKER_01

Don't know. Don't think I can name where I've had it, but every time I've tried it, I've just had like such a bitter, awful aftertaste.

SPEAKER_03

It can be sweet though.

SPEAKER_01

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know. I have had bad matcha.

SPEAKER_01

Is it ancestral grade?

SPEAKER_03

Ceremonial?

SPEAKER_01

Thank you.

SPEAKER_03

Ancestral?

SPEAKER_01

That's what I meant to say was ancestral grade, but really meant ceremonial grade. Is it incestuous matcha?

SPEAKER_03

That was the craziest.

SPEAKER_01

You know what I mean.

SPEAKER_03

I did. And it is. I got it from the Japanese grocery store.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, okay, legit.

SPEAKER_03

Excuse me.

SPEAKER_01

Well, good for you making banana milk. That's cute.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, what's yours?

SPEAKER_01

My list of the week is gonna be the Starbucks in downtown Burbank.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Because I have one right here that's super convenient, and I've been taking a photo every time I go because I order the same thing, and it is given to me never the same way twice.

SPEAKER_03

You still getting your like sweet cream and vanilla?

SPEAKER_01

I am still getting my non-dairy vanilla sweet cream cold brew.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

It is straight up no mods. And never, ever, ever, ever get it the same there. Last time I went there, it was so white, I was convinced it was just milk, and it surely tasted like just So you mean the how dark your it is, just so everyone knows, a vanilla sweet cream cold brew, non-dairy, is as follows venti. I get venti. So it is three pumps of vanilla. It is 90% filled with cold brew and ice, and it is a splash, supposed to be a splash, that's what the description says, of non-dairy vanilla sweet cream. It should look very dark brown.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

It has been white at mine, but I am in a drive-thru. I have no time.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I have to keep going. I have been going to the gym every day, and right by my gym is a Starbucks. And I said, All right, I'm gonna try a different Starbucks.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

This was yesterday. I put my order in, mobile, I go to pick it up, I hear my name Alex H. Like here, she's like, hey, I'm so sorry. We are out of the non-dairy vanilla sweet cream. And I was like, eh, that's fine. It's about balance. Give me the give me the full dairy sweet cream. She's like, Are you sure? And I was like, Yeah. Makes it, hands me a$4 gift card for the inconvenience. And it was made perfectly.

SPEAKER_03

Love that.

SPEAKER_01

Went to the gym today, this morning, afterward, I said, I'm gonna try them again, but I'm not gonna like try to get a free gift card. So I was like, let me make sure they have it in stock. They did. I order it. I watch her make it to make sure I'm not the crazy one.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Three pumps of vanilla, fills it with cold brew, puts a little bit of ice, splashes. And I was like, that is how it's supposed to be made. So someone in mine here just like has taught the team wrong.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And I just I have to stop um airy my grievances to Megan because like she she can't do anything about it.

SPEAKER_03

No, she's all the way in New York.

SPEAKER_01

And I feel she's I'm sure she's sick of hearing about it. She's like, look, I get it. I work at Starbucks, but like there's nothing I can do about it.

SPEAKER_03

No. But I guess you could be like, I guess when you're ordering, you could be like, hey, can I just have like the tiniest?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, and that's the thing is I mobile order though.

SPEAKER_03

So it's like can't you put notes in?

SPEAKER_01

Don't know.

SPEAKER_03

I feel and you can also change, I think, the like amount.

SPEAKER_01

Right, but it is already defaulted to splash of non-dairy vanilla sweet cream cold brew. Splash of non-dairy vanilla sweet cream. I think in the notes you just put this drink should look like a beautiful biracial woman skin tone.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Or just be like, hey, what when I say splash, I mean splash. Like, can it be just like the tiniest amount? Love you so much. Thank you.

SPEAKER_01

You're right. I I don't want to give up on them because they are so conveniently located.

SPEAKER_03

Cry.

SPEAKER_01

Um but all of that to say, downtown Burbank, Starbucks, you know what's up.

SPEAKER_03

Love that for you. Are you ready to hear about the birthdays? Yeah, I am Becky G is 29. Bon Jovi is 64. Chris Martin is 49. Rebel Wilson is 46. Luke Combs is 36. Rebel Wilson is I already said that. Nikki Tutorials is 32. It had her last name. I was like, no one knows who you are. Tutorials is your last name. Daniel Craig is 58. Method Man is 55. And Bryce Dallas Howard is 45, whom you know I don't, I can't pick her up.

SPEAKER_01

DH, BDH.

SPEAKER_03

And then this is just for me in terms of entertainment. I know you don't know or care about this, but the beloved, my beloved show, Dance Academy, this Australian dance show from when I was in college time.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Uh the movie came out in 2018. And I'm here to tell you, if you are someone who enjoys shows about dancers, highly recommend checking out Dance Academy. Now, I don't know where you can watch it these days, but it's about it's an Australian dance company, ballet. Yeah. And it's an incredible show and highly recommend.

SPEAKER_01

Another A-list of the week.

SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah. But yeah, that's all I got.

SPEAKER_01

And uh I know it'll be a over a week when it's by the till be two weeks, but we will recap traders.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Next time we chat.

SPEAKER_02

We sure will.

SPEAKER_01

Thank you guys for watching, listening, subscribing, and being wonderful. And true to you.

SPEAKER_03

Love you so much.