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We talk about why our millennial throwback music video edits feel so satisfying, from childhood creative dreams to the exact cut choices that make people stop scrolling. Then we bounce from Big Bear travel rules to packed sports bars, alien files, and the surprisingly serious case for eating more steak. 

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Allison Florea

Alex Hinsky

Nostalgic Millennial Music Video Edits

SPEAKER_00

Here's what I have to say. I saw a comment. So listeners, viewers, I hope you're liking the content that we're putting out as millennials.

SPEAKER_01

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00

These music videos. And the latest one to kind of pop off was the 18s one. And I saw a comment today that really Oh so first of all, I don't know if I've ever said on the pod officially why I really wanted to do this content. It's you did not. It's it is it is doing for me what I always wanted to do when I was a kid. It was like making these videos is like a very like low-lift version of what I was always picturing when I was making my cousins' dance. Yeah. And Chloe and I were like choreographing and performing. Like in my head, it is what we're doing. Like it was like music videos. Yeah. So I do think eventually it would be fun to take one and actually film it. Like still the same cut, so like a short 30 seconds, but like film it like a music video because it would be like a half-day shoot.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00

And that would be really fun, I think, to do it like that. Like just like different locations and I like I was thinking like rent like a peer space for like 150 bucks that has like different sets and really just like actually film.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Do like obviously we would go with multiple songs to make the use of it, but that would be I think that would be a cute way to plus it eventually. Anyway, so it fulfills that like it's like Alex doing what Alex always wanted to do when he was a kid, kind of a thing. Yeah. And then the other part is that when I see content that makes me feel nostalgic, I'm like, I love this. This is such a nice break in my feed.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

So I wanted to serve that purpose for other me's out there. I didn't realize how many. I shouldn't have known. I mean, I obviously knew I'm not the only one, and you're not the only one that feels this way. But to have like an overwhelming amount of comments that are just always being like, Thank you so much. This is like took me right back.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I think like you had a vision of like something that no one else is doing, and I truly think because like people are dancing on TikTok or like whatever, but it is the quality and like the type of video. I've never seen anyone else do it. So like you had that vision, and you did for a long time before we even do it. You were like, I have this idea, yeah, I think it's gonna be like really good.

SPEAKER_00

And we I was just like, okay, yeah, I didn't like really like see the vision, but you it's funny, it took me putting that light up at my last place for me to be like, that's what it is. It needed like a cool backdrop. Yeah, that's why I couldn't figure out.

SPEAKER_01

But um Yeah, we've had people like from the actual groups, the groups comment and DM, and like that's been really cool. Yeah, because I'm sure those people sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off, but I'm sure those people like really appreciate, you know, yeah, when people acknowledge their music because if they are like a group that isn't together anymore or they haven't had music out in 20 years, like they're like, Oh, people still like us. Yeah, like I'm sure that's really nice.

SPEAKER_00

100%. And it's it is which that just reminded me that I've also seen, I don't know if you've seen, there's quite a bit of comments of people being like, drop the playlist. And I was like, I should. We should make like a really good curated millennial playlist and share the playlist, and then it can be like the songs we've done and the songs that we're going to do, and people can kind of like hype or give suggestions.

SPEAKER_01

It's like that's such a cool if like Spotify like made an official one with us because they they did that with us with the Fitness Marshall for a while. Yeah, like we had like the Fitness Marshall playlist or whatever, and it would be songs like ones that we have dances to and then a couple sprinkled in, like exactly what you're saying. So if anyone works at Spotify or Apple T Apple Music, we know.

SPEAKER_00

I but then like someone made a comment today on the the 18s one that was so like I was like, Yes, he was like, they really do not make pop songs like this anymore that have like really no meaning, they're just like very surface level, but so fun feeling. Yeah, and he was like, Everything now is so sad and like heavy and but Max Martin is still making music. True.

SPEAKER_01

So why isn't he not just replicating that?

SPEAKER_00

I don't know, but it's honestly weird. Um like think about those lyrics upside down, bouncing off the screen.

SPEAKER_01

You're telling me, because my vision, sorry, you're telling me that gnarly is better than upside down. Thank you very much. I need somebody with a human touch.

SPEAKER_00

But like upside down is like bubblegum pop.

SPEAKER_01

I did just mix two songs together.

SPEAKER_00

I know what you were doing that. But you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but like that's that was my vision for Cat's Eye. Like, I really felt like when after I had seen them in Popstar Academy, they didn't have like a sound yet because they had really just been doing covers and stuff. Like in Popstar Academy, it was like all of them basically like learning covers. They had one song that was like their debut song, which is honestly my favorite song that they have.

SPEAKER_00

Which one is it?

SPEAKER_01

It's called Debut.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01

But in my mind, like it felt like they were gonna be more like girl pop, girl pop, yeah, that vibe. And then they came out with gnarly and pinky up, which I think like I like Pinky Up, and I think it is a fun song. But gnarly is an insane song, yeah. That has no meaning, just like everything's gnarly, like, okay, cool. But in my mind, and I'm not hating because I'd really love those girls, yeah, love them. You loved them, but I really felt like that's the direction they were gonna go in, and it's just the opposite.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, we just don't have that, but it is because it's like another one we're gonna be doing soon is CS Love V, and that one is the same. It's like the song is so sorry, say that again CS Love V. Love V Cies Say. Obviously, I know that that's what it's called. I don't know why I said that. It's spelled like CS. But why was I seeing it in my head? Like, I know the fucking thing.

SPEAKER_01

Hey Lobby. Wow, it is confusing.

SPEAKER_00

But anyway, that is another one that is like that. It's like, what is this song? Hey boy, sitting in a tree. Mommy always asks you to come for tea. Don't be shocked, straighten up your tight, get down from the tree house, hanging in the sky. I want to know just what you do. Is it very big? Is there room for two? I got a house with the windows and doors. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

SPEAKER_01

Hey, why can't we they just make a song that makes sense that sounds like that? Like, why do we have to make it not make sense?

SPEAKER_00

Right, right. I don't know, I don't know. But the point is, I'm loving this content we're doing. I'm excited how it's growing. And you're I don't know if you're noticing, like, I'm getting more like insane with the editing.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. It's like jumping and zooming and turning. I did notice that, and I I like it. I really, you know, I really loved the power line eye to eye one.

SPEAKER_00

Even though you and Angela didn't know, no, you knew the words. Angela didn't know a single word.

SPEAKER_01

Angela didn't know the words because she doesn't know that that's the single best Disney song that's ever been made.

SPEAKER_00

And like I feel bad for her.

SPEAKER_01

She's really missing our and I said what I said on that. Oh, yeah. Some people think it's a whole new world. My boyfriend, it's eye to eye. It's eye-eye.

SPEAKER_00

That one was so fun. I was a little like I felt like I maybe overwhelmed you guys with the last one because it was like it was the first time we did it in this new house, but it was very chaotic.

SPEAKER_01

It was just like two songs that we both didn't know.

SPEAKER_00

Because we did Eye to Eye, MmBop, MmBop, and Upside Down.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, so yeah, I didn't know the ad libs on Umbop, I'm not gonna lie. I feel like I wasn't prepared because there was a lead-in.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, yeah, you yeah, there's a whole take of you being like, hold on, hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, because I thought we were just starting when the chorus started, and you like kept the whole lead-in in and the vocals that go in the lead-in. And I've don't know that.

SPEAKER_00

So that taught me two things. I I have been inconsistent with the cuts that I make. Yeah, because sometimes what happens is we are doing something really funny or like in time that I then am like, oh, this will be good to have before the song starts. Because we need a little lead-in time for the words.

SPEAKER_01

Of course, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

But then sometimes we don't. So I will cut stuff off and just jump right to it. And so what that what that made me realize is that's like, okay, from now on, what the whatever the cut is, just expect that that will be what we sing.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, when I listen to the cut, I just like was for I was not even paying attention to that.

SPEAKER_00

Because it does feel like a long lead-in.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. For the other song, I really didn't didn't know it very well.

SPEAKER_00

Upside down, upside down.

SPEAKER_01

It's okay, like because I do get it mixed up with the Spice Girls in my mind, it goes upside down. Thank you very much. I mean like I don't know my mind. My all of these years, my brain has put those two songs together.

SPEAKER_00

Um, no, but this is why we record it at least four times because there's always somewhere to jump to. But I will also have to give credit to you because when I had the vision for this, I did not know yet, remember, like what was gonna be on the screen. I just knew what I want it to be, and I was spitballing with a lot of things, but you were the one that was like millennials when this song comes on. And I was like, that's it.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Because that is really relatable and people I gotta that's what gets people to stay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

We've tried a few different ones a couple times, but it always comes back to that one. It's just like it works the best. Yeah. I do think eventually we have to do the Celine one again because I don't know if you've seen it recently, but it it has like resurgences every couple weeks. The comments are all the same now, and it's like, um, why did you guys cut it off? You should have gone to the very end because it has like such an epic ending. Okay. But I was like, okay, then maybe we shift and just do it.

SPEAKER_01

Maybe we're just like um we we couldn't stay away vibes. Yeah. Just like reply as like a yes. That'd be fun.

SPEAKER_00

It's like I love that that it was good that that one was the one that popped off first too, because it gave me the proof of concept. Yeah. It's like I knew it was gonna work.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, you were like, you guys, I told you.

SPEAKER_00

I was like, I knew it was gonna work, but it had to be like if it didn't work on the first one, I think it would have been a little harder for me to even like figure out how to keep going.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Also, block shooting, what a game changer. Holy crap.

SPEAKER_01

That's what we used to do before I moved here, and it was that was a nightmare, but that was it's a more involved.

SPEAKER_00

Chad um boyfriend after you guys left, he was like, You weren't kidding, you guys are so fast. I was like, Yeah. Well, I know you told me, but I I'm still thinking they'll be here for hours. It's like, no, it's no pretty well-oiled machine.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it is. Well, good job. Anyway, we never did the intro, so let's do that.

Big Bear Drive And Travel Rules

SPEAKER_00

Welcome back to the A-list podcast with Allison and Alex.

SPEAKER_01

I'm Allison, he's Alex.

SPEAKER_00

And we are currently at as you're listening to this, probably a little tired driving back from Big Bear.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I wish it was like a little closer. Because when you like leave, it's just like oh, it's a daunting. I know, it is.

SPEAKER_00

It is, it is.

SPEAKER_01

When you're going, you're excited. You're like, oh, it's pretty. I guess if it's like winter time and you're yeah, like worried about the snow, it's a little bit more stressful. But at this time of year, it's like, oh, we're going to the mountains and it's pretty view and it's like exciting. But then when you leave, you're like, oh, I have to drive this far.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, the drive back is the worst. I will say I'm glad. So you know my rule with traveling. It's like if it's a vacation, five days minimum. I don't think I'd knew this. If it's a trip, three, three. It's like sorry, three nights. Okay. Because, in my opinion, so we uh last week I told you guys, but we went to Pal my boyfriend and I went to Palm Springs for our anniversary, and this has been my thing that I've been telling you. He likes to do two night things, in and out kind of guy. But I've always gave the argument that like two full days somewhere really makes it feel worth it when it's quick trips, Palm Springs, yeah, big bear, something around, not as not like flying, yeah. But to be able to like, because by the time you get somewhere, you're settling in, then you have a your first full day. And if you're only there for a two-nighter, that's your last day.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, you have to pack everything up again.

SPEAKER_00

But like two full days feels so nice, and that is what we're doing.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. But if you only have two days, like it is worth it.

SPEAKER_00

If you have only two days, it's better than not to be able to do that. The alternative is not, yeah. Correct. Speaking of boyfriend, is he arriving? Sounds like is it turbo engine? Um so yeah, we are coming back. The drive is a little annoying, but hopefully we're full on pancakes and the drive is not that bad right now.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Um I don't know what I was gonna say.

SPEAKER_00

What's new with you?

SPEAKER_01

What's new with me?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, what's been

World Cup Crowds Meet NBA Finals

SPEAKER_00

going on with you? Like, you're are you back in sports right now? Are you following soccer?

SPEAKER_01

I have been watching some of the World Cup games. I guess I didn't talk about so I had a miserable like time kind of when the World Cup started because it was also the uh championship of the NBA finals.

SPEAKER_00

And I just the Knicks won, and this is good news for you.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, you have to for Josh, yeah. So we were going to a bar to watch the Knicks game, and in my mind, I was like, I'm gonna get a nice little seat at a table, I'm gonna like, you know, have some chips and salsa, have a couple drinks, watch the game. No, we arrived. It was the same day that one of the new like first World Cup games was happening. It was like Brazil versus someone.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

The I've never seen a more packed bar in my life.

SPEAKER_00

I didn't know soccer was the most watched sport in the world.

SPEAKER_01

I think I could have guessed that just because, like, so many other countries, like that's their main sport. But so then we're there and we're like, okay, the game's almost over. Like a bunch of these people are probably gonna get up and leave, and then we can get a seat. And we're standing there, and Josh was like, Oh, I talked to this guy that's watching the game, like he's gonna give us his seat when we when he's done. So we're like, Okay, we have somewhere to sit. Yeah, it wasn't an ideal, it was more like a bench. Since she was but it was still a seat. Okay, and so the game is over, and like I see the guys, like they're preparing to stand. I was like, Go over there. He goes over there, and at I'm not kidding, as these men are standing up, there is already a little person that has like basically slithered under them. Like there's their asses are like not even off of the thing yet, basically. And then Josh is like, Oh, um, these guys were giving us their seats, and they were just like, sorry, we're with our friends right there. Stop! And he's standing there, like, yeah, but what? Like they were giving us their seat, and they were kind of just look looking at him like too snoozy loose kind of vibe. And their friend, their whole friend group was like taking up this entire thing, and I was just like, You guys, it wasn't silver like, it was like a certain kind you there was a girl wearing a blazer watching a basketball game. Like, get out of my face. Yeah, you better go put a t-shirt on. You're wearing a blazer.

SPEAKER_00

No, at this bar, at this hipsters overrated bar, there was two sports games happening.

SPEAKER_01

Well, one ended and then one began. So I actually like this bar. It's nothing, the bar is a little like not um set up well for like a big sports games. It's like got like a bench on one side, but then the other side are kind of like U-shaped, and then there's like it's just like not really set up amazing.

SPEAKER_00

Sweet, were you there at the end of the soccer beginning? Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01

So in our minds, but no, people had like were like, we're posted up here all day. We're watching both things.

SPEAKER_00

Uh people care about both things. Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Which, like, yeah, because Brazil, like, there are some big players, like big well-known, like Messi Ronaldo, oh I think your name is.

SPEAKER_00

I think your nephew's very excited right now.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah. So anyway, that was uh so then sorry, had to stand for the whole basketball game. I my feet and knees the entire game, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

No fucking win.

SPEAKER_01

No one ever got up. Like I'm so serious. The a nice lady in front of me let us put our drinks on the little stool that was in front of the bench so we could have somewhere to set our drinks down. But like we fully I don't know, three hours.

SPEAKER_00

I cannot believe you like sports that much. I would have been out of there.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, it meant a lot to him. So, like, and and once the game started, I was like, because I was in a terrible mood because I was just I was so anxious. I I'm not kidding. It was this was a fire code hazard. I said I turned to him. I was like, how many people do you think are in here? What do you think the capacity is? He was like, Oh, this is they could get shut down very quickly, over capacity, yeah, for sure. And so I walked in immediately. My anxiety was through the roof. I couldn't imagine you could not walk anywhere without running, like brushing up against someone, run someone running into you, someone saying, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. Like it was constant. And I so anxiety was on 10. But then once the game started, like I had a good time and it was it was an exciting game. It was very like so like I was I had a good time. I was happy for him than the next one. Upset that last year I didn't have the same thing happen for me.

SPEAKER_00

I know, yes. Anyway, I don't know where I was going with this, but you were telling me about your sort of bad time during the beginning of soccer.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So then now the games, if a game is on, I've been watching it.

SPEAKER_00

Um is America play?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, we actually are doing better than I think people thought we were.

SPEAKER_00

Where's our team located?

SPEAKER_01

So all the games happen, there's a bunch of different cities they're happening in and they're traveling.

SPEAKER_00

So hold on,

World Cup Format Explained Simply

SPEAKER_00

hold on, hold on. This is the World Cup. So, like, is it a situation where like all the teams in America pick their star players to come together to be the American team?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, yeah, and that's where Christian who's on our team that we would know.

SPEAKER_01

We're actually playing right now. We're playing Turkey right now.

SPEAKER_00

David Beckham was on for us once, right?

SPEAKER_01

He played for the galaxy like after he his like Premier League career ended, but he would have been playing for like England.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, because he's English, right?

SPEAKER_01

So the women's soccer team for us, they are incredible. They have won so many years, the entire World Cup. Like they're they've always been so good. Like our women's team has been always like sick.

SPEAKER_00

Wow.

SPEAKER_01

Um, but the men's team usually doesn't do that well, from what I know. Current men's national team roster. Here's what they look like.

SPEAKER_00

Cute.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, we got some cuties.

SPEAKER_00

Terrible uniforms. Wow. Yeah. Terrible.

SPEAKER_01

Um, so yeah, but it's all it's like North America. So there's teams in there's games happening in Mexico, there's games happening in Canada too.

SPEAKER_00

Like is it like a Jersey pyramid situation?

SPEAKER_01

You're eliminated by Yeah, there so there's a there's rounds, there's two rounds. There's like a group round where there's like a five teams, six teams, I don't know, and they all play each other and there's no stakes. Like they all are like guaranteed a certain amount of games within that. And then however much many points you have, based on like when you win, you get a certain amount of points. If you tie, I think if you win, you get two points. If you tie, you get one point, if you lose, you get zero points. So at the end of that group stage, however many points you have, then that you can qualify to go on to the next round, which would be a bracket and a knockout. So you play a game, if you lose, you're out.

unknown

Wow.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. So the standings are right now the World Cup or sorry, Mexico is in first place, then South Africa, then South Korea.

SPEAKER_00

But this is done by the time this episode is out, right?

SPEAKER_01

Is it? I don't think so.

SPEAKER_00

How is the World Cup a year long?

SPEAKER_01

No, but it's like weeks.

SPEAKER_00

Wow, it's like the Olympics, huh?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. If it is done, I guess we'll know. But and I'm not at a I'm not an expert. That's just a high level, like I guess. And I might have said something wrong, but anyway. Um, something else I was going to say.

Dodgeball Loyalty And Pickleball Curiosity

SPEAKER_01

Tell me. Oh, dodgeball will be starting soon. I am gonna play in summer. I was the same team.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, it's the same people.

SPEAKER_01

Um a lot of there's a handful of people that aren't are taking this season off. Same leader. Um, I was not going to. I literally waited until the very last day that I could like pay. Yeah. Because I just like didn't know. But I was like, uh, it's something to do. It's still like a form of exercise, like move my body in some way.

SPEAKER_00

So is Josh doing it? It's still baseball season.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. So no to that.

SPEAKER_00

Well, it is funny because two years ago today, I was given the memory of the time I hosted a barbecue at my place, and it was the night that I announced I was joining Dodgeball, and then everyone else joined.

SPEAKER_01

And then you quit on us.

SPEAKER_00

The gays are too caddy for me.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

But funny that that was two years ago. So you might as well. What's coming up then would be your two-year anniversary of playing.

SPEAKER_01

Wow. It seems like I've always played.

SPEAKER_00

You've jumped around.

SPEAKER_01

I actually kind of w want to like maybe transition to volleyball.

SPEAKER_00

Cute. I like that.

SPEAKER_01

But I do like now you know I have like change issues. And like now that I've like been in on this team and played with these people, I feel like Your loyalty. Yeah, what? I'm too loyal. I know. Like what? I'm just gonna leave.

SPEAKER_00

Boyfriend and I are thinking of Uh taking a pickleball.

SPEAKER_01

You should.

SPEAKER_00

Feels like the gay thing to do.

SPEAKER_01

It's like it feels like an everything. Everyone's playing pickleball. Yeah. I actually have never played.

SPEAKER_00

Me either.

SPEAKER_01

But I I hear that it's like a relatively easy thing to pick up.

SPEAKER_00

I've heard the same.

SPEAKER_01

So you should.

SPEAKER_00

We're gonna try.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, so that's what I've been doing.

SPEAKER_00

A lot of sports things happening.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I feel like there might be something else I'm not thinking of. Maybe it'll come to me.

Brown Water Text That Sounds AI

SPEAKER_01

But oh my gosh, I have to tell you something so funny that my l landlords are interesting. Well, not really landlord, apartment manager. Okay. She's like an interesting lady. If you watch this, shout out to you. But the other day, it was just she responded to me in such a funny way that I didn't know what to say. Oh my god, I love it. I'm gonna read it to you.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, thank you. Did you hit her up first?

SPEAKER_01

I did because well, no, I didn't. I was a going to because there was one night that my kitchen sink water was just brown. And like I went to go fill up my water filter thing and I noticed that it was brown. And I was like, hmm, this is interesting. And it was like late at night. So I was just like, I'll text my apartment manager in the morning and just like be like, hey, heads up, because it they had not turned the water off that day. They had been working on the water like earlier in the week, but the water had been fine for days. So I was like, it's weird because they weren't working on it. So I feel like, is there a leak? Is there like maybe something is wrong? And so I was just gonna be like, hey, this is happening. Like, I don't know what steps you need to take. Maybe you need to contact the like department of water. I was just trying to like heads up.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So I she then sent a text and was like, hey, good morning. Like the water is scheduled to be shut off tomorrow for repairs and stuff. So I was like, okay, someone else maybe had an issue. So I just replied, I was like, okay, thanks. Yeah, I was gonna text you because the water was brown last night. And then I see her typing and then it goes away. And then this is the response I got. Good morning, Allison. Brown water is caused by rust and sediment being stirred up in the water lines after a water shutoff. While it can be alarming, it is not the cause of the plumbing issue you're experiencing. The recommended remedy is to simply run the water for a few minutes until it clears.

SPEAKER_00

Great.

SPEAKER_01

Nothing else. I was, and I just didn't respond because I was like, what? Obviously, I let the water run for a while.

SPEAKER_00

Right. You're like, Brown, well.

SPEAKER_01

What yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I mean, gosh.

SPEAKER_01

I was like, what in a weird feels like a chat GPT reply. Yeah. Weird response. That's right. I was like, okay, thanks.

unknown

Great.

SPEAKER_01

It was so strong.

SPEAKER_00

Is it nice and clear now? It is.

SPEAKER_01

But it was just, I just was like, what is this response?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Anyway.

SPEAKER_01

Speaking of chat GPT, but not.

Government Alien Files And UAP Sightings

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Are you aware of the alien situation?

SPEAKER_00

Which one?

SPEAKER_01

That the Department of War like website released. Have you seen this?

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_01

So I didn't know about it, but there was one day a few weeks ago where Caleb or yeah, a few weeks ago, Caleb was like on one. He was like, why is no one talking about the aliens? Why is no one talking about the these documents that were released? And I was like, I don't know what you're talking about. Then he sent us a bunch of things. And first of all, if you click on this website, this is war.gov, by the way. Okay. This website looks like a conspiracy theory website. Look at the font they're using.

SPEAKER_00

This is official black backdrop white letter.

SPEAKER_01

This is an official government website.

SPEAKER_00

Ridiculous.

SPEAKER_01

For the Department of War, also known as the what? What what did it used to be?

SPEAKER_00

The Department of War?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, that is a new thing. That wasn't a thing.

SPEAKER_00

That is a Oh, I didn't know that. Yes, I did.

SPEAKER_01

Formerly Department of What was it called before? Like now I can't even Department of Defense.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, right, right, right, right. Yes.

SPEAKER_01

First of all, what is the why did we need the change?

SPEAKER_00

Talk to the talk to the man.

SPEAKER_01

Anyway, so there is all these files that the Department of War, the FBI, the CIA, like all released and unsealed these records of alien.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, this I know about.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. But have you like looked through them, read through them, seen the pictures? No. Okay. But there's just like not a lot of context. A lot of it is redacted. Like this one just says secret 1949. How do we know what that is or means? Right. It says like, um Yeah, there's nothing on this. Like, what does that mean? That's just a paper that says 1949. I could have written that yesterday.

SPEAKER_00

Right.

SPEAKER_01

But then a lot of it is redacted.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. But I was gonna read one of them that isn't. This picture Caleb sent to me.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And he was like, no one's talking about this. And I was like, Caleb, don't believe everything you see. And then he like texts back a few minutes later and he was like, Okay, just kidding, this is an interpretation of a sighting. I was like, Yeah, okay. This is not a real photo, yeah. This is an interpretation. Yeah. Someone drew this. But anyway, so um, which is crazy because this picture, if you guys haven't seen it, you can go look at war.gov, but it's like a mountain range, and then there's like a a white looks like a jellyfish. Yeah, like it doesn't look like a cloud, it's like a was uh a baked potato, basically. A white baked potato just like floating in the air. And there was one time in Palm Springs, which Palm Springs is like pretty alien vibes, yeah, it is. And there was Haley and I were driving somewhere, and we looked at the mountains, and I'm so deadass right now. We looked at the mountains, and there was a big shadow on the mountain, like it was like sunny everywhere else. There wasn't a cloud in the sky, blue sky, not a single cloud. There is just a a portion of the mountain that had a shadow on it, and there was nothing that there could be a shadow of. Like it was we're looking at the mountain and it was above it, so it wasn't like we're looking from the side, and there was light on all the around it, like and we're looking, we both were like didn't say anything, and then we looked at each other and we're like, Do you see that? Like, that's weird, right?

SPEAKER_00

And then we just like had to go on with our lives, but so that's what happens because I also had a sighting like in 20, I want to say it was like 2014, 2015, with two other people in the car. We all saw it. It was these two lights, like we were at a stoplight, and they were they like it was before like a well, even if it wasn't a drone because I don't they weren't quite popular yet, but also it was two lights that came in super fast. They spun like this and then they went away.

SPEAKER_01

What year would you say this was?

SPEAKER_00

We were literally all like what the f yeah was that?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Well, yeah, I don't know. There's a bunch of these um like little documents in here, and like this one says everything's redacted, but this is from February 2026, and it's someone did an interview where they said they returned home approximately 9:15, uh, pulled into the driveway, which slopes downhill towards their residence. Notice an intense bright light hovering below the tree line in the middle of their backyard, got out of the vehicle and stared at the strange light for a few moments before reaching back into the vehicle to retrieve phone so they could take a video. At the same time, redacted was sitting inside expecting to arrive home, checked security camera and saw standing next to the vehicle looking at the backyard, then went outside to join to see what they were looking at. Described the light as a red sphere that was about a meter in diameter, described the red color as being brilliant and beautiful. Okay, had never seen anything of that color red before, stated the inside of the red sphere at the center, there appeared to be what described a white plasma sun about the size of a basketball. As they watched the orb UAP, which is the new UFO, moved up to their left. Then they noticed there was a second identical orb hovering hovering above. Okay, that's all of that.

SPEAKER_00

Wow.

SPEAKER_01

And then there's another this one says Umtice through the windshield there was a yellow ball of light that was yellow about the size of a basketball. Upon exiting the vehicle, saw a second ball of light, which was larger and about the size of a beach ball. The objects were behind a row of trees which have since been taken down in front of the section of trees between the property. Uh upon seeing the lights, came outside to view the objects. They viewed them move laterally to their left, passing through a passing behind a tree at the same height before disappearing. Oof. Yeah, so it's like one crazy that they're just like, here's here's the information. And two, what are we doing about it? That's what I want to know. Is it just, hey, we're just letting you know it exists, like we don't have a plan, or is it like I don't think it's threatening.

SPEAKER_00

I think the grander, more con like the the things that I'm seeing are like whatever it is that's like bigger and smarter than us is keeping us from destroying ourselves, actually.

SPEAKER_01

How so?

SPEAKER_00

This isn't really the podcast for it, but oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I know this isn't like conspiracy theory pod. I know it's just like this It is all over the feeds, you're right. Because it is all over the feeds, and it is like a lot of videos I see I just write off as like someone trying to get views, so I guess like pop culturally, that's how I've always viewed anyone that's like the government's releasing alien files. Like, I just was like, it's not that cannot be a real thing, it's just clickbait basically.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But the fact that they have like made this government website look all conspiracy theoried out, and yeah, it is super like it that makes it feel not real. Like, why are you like making it look creepy?

SPEAKER_00

Maybe they do that on purpose because it feels fake then.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I don't know. I'm just like, what is going on?

SPEAKER_00

I know. I mean, I don't know, but I know what you mean.

SPEAKER_01

And I hope they're like nice. Yeah. Anyway, that is what's on been on my feed and my algorithm.

SPEAKER_00

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Uh, what else?

Falling In The Shower Without Injury

SPEAKER_01

Oh my gosh, I fell in the shower.

SPEAKER_00

How and how?

SPEAKER_01

I so I've Are you dancing?

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No.

SPEAKER_01

I think it's because I've been using this like new like moisturizer thing. Like once you it's basically like you once you are done with your shower, you turn off the water, and then it's kind of sort of like an oil gel situation that you just kind of like put on your moist body. Yeah. But it's not like it's not being rinsed, so it's not really on the bottom of the shower because I'm not putting it on the bottom of my feet. Oh, right. I'm not even putting it on my feet, like I kind of stop at my ankle because then I put lotion on my feet like after. Yeah. So I just was like about to step out, and then I was gonna do something else, and so I kind of turned, and then I just literally fell and like slid down the wall and down. And I just laid there for a second. I was like, this is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. I'm home alone, but I'm still embarrassed. This is crazy. Yeah, luckily I wasn't injured.

SPEAKER_00

I was gonna say, were you okay?

SPEAKER_01

Okay, yeah, I was fine. I was just like embarrassed. You'll hurt a little bit. I my back was like scratched because my wall has like grout, you know, so it's like a little bit of a rough like lines.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So for a few days my back was like red and scratched, but I was so dumb.

SPEAKER_00

That is funny.

SPEAKER_01

I was like, I'm embarrassed.

World Chocolate Day Favorite Picks

SPEAKER_01

Do you know what today is?

SPEAKER_00

What is today?

SPEAKER_01

World chocolate day.

SPEAKER_00

What's your favorite chocolate?

SPEAKER_01

Oh my gosh, that's a broad, you have to narrow it down. We have to talk about different things.

SPEAKER_00

Wait, what do you mean? Like, what's your favorite dark chocolate?

SPEAKER_01

No, like chocolate item. Like if it's like if we're talking about a candy bar, a chocolate bar.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, what's your favorite chocolate?

SPEAKER_01

That's different than I would say my favorite chocolate bar. Hmm.

SPEAKER_00

Kit Kat. Is that a chocolate bar?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Mine's Kit Kat.

SPEAKER_01

I would say Twix if I have like I'm thinking like purely chocolate because I do love, ooh, I love an almond joy. Ooh, those are my top. That would be my top two, I think.

SPEAKER_00

An almond joy? You know what's funny though? Like, I don't like that, but I love a payday.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I was like, I was thinking like, oh, does that doesn't have chocolate? That's all peanut butter caramel, right?

SPEAKER_00

It's peanuts and caramel, saltiest, yummiest peanuts in the city.

SPEAKER_01

What's the one that is that has like white chocolate, but it also has like peanuts and things? White hundred grand? No.

SPEAKER_00

No, 100 grand is good though. It's like rice krispies.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, what is my thinking of?

SPEAKER_00

Are you thinking of the one with coconut? It's like the sister of an almond joy.

SPEAKER_01

No. I feel like it has like a lot of stuff in it. It doesn't matter. I think it it doesn't matter really.

SPEAKER_00

But remember Take Fives? I haven't seen those around in a while.

SPEAKER_01

I don't think I liked those.

SPEAKER_00

Pretzels.

SPEAKER_01

I feel like you liked it just because it sounded like jump five.

SPEAKER_00

You're right.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, so that was chocolate bar, chocolate chip cookie.

SPEAKER_00

Oh my god. Yes. Uh peanut butter MMs. I know you like the peanut. Am I wrong?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, you're right.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah, I'm right.

SPEAKER_01

Chocolate-covered strawberries.

SPEAKER_00

Decent.

SPEAKER_01

You don't like?

SPEAKER_00

I like those Brookhouse chocolate-covered like goji berry things. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Yes, but I'm thinking of the ones that are like freeze-dried. True fruit true fruit. Oh, you worked for them, didn't you?

SPEAKER_00

I sure did.

SPEAKER_01

I love a true fruit. I actually buy the chocolate-covered strawberries often to have in my freezer. Because you know, you pull you pull two out.

SPEAKER_00

It's like a nice, like little the frozen, like you buy the frozen ones, right? Is that what you're doing? Or you buy the not frozen ones.

SPEAKER_01

No, I buy the frozen ones normally, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

The when I worked for them, all we were sampling was the chocolate-covered raspberries. They are good.

SPEAKER_01

They are good. The blueberries are fine too, but I think the strawberries for me are like the best. Yeah. It's also International Kissing Day.

Birds Freak Us Out And Why

SPEAKER_00

I'm gonna be doing a lot of that.

SPEAKER_01

What kind of kisses do you like?

unknown

I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_00

What's your favorite kind of kiss?

SPEAKER_01

What's your favorite kiss? Um, a forehead. I'm just kidding. Oh, that's cute. Those are cute.

SPEAKER_00

I like a butterfly kiss.

SPEAKER_01

Ew. Girl Rose.

SPEAKER_00

Put your eyelashes close to my face.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my gosh. Not butterflies, but birds. You know how I hate birds.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. How do they kiss?

SPEAKER_01

I don't know. I don't want to, I don't want to know, but Trixie Mattel has been on this campaign to try to get people to think birds are cool.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Have you not seen any of these videos? Do you follow? Yeah. Okay. So Brian has really been pushing the bird agenda and is like these really cool stories about birds and like how these birds can like someone taught them how to like call FaceTime each other and they like made friends and like showed each other things on the FaceTime. Crows? No, they I don't know what kind of birds they were. Okay. Which, like, in theory is cool.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_01

But I am so weirded out by birds.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, you don't like birds.

SPEAKER_01

And then he just, my eyes were watering thinking about it. Then he I just saw another video of him talking about how he was like, I know you like all these comments, like telling me I'm weird talking about the birds, but I'm gonna tell you more. And then it was about this like book he read of this lady who had like her a bird friend, and she like taught it to do a bunch of things, and it like learned how to look in the mirror and like asked her what color he was, and it was a gray parrot or something. It was like, what color am I? Which it is cool, like sure, but also wow, putting it aside, it's like sure, an animal like being that intelligent is like objectively interesting and cool.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But the fact that it's a bird, really they are sinister to me.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, well, they're rough.

SPEAKER_01

And I know someone out there probably has a pet bird, and I am so happy that you're happy.

SPEAKER_00

Sure, sure.

SPEAKER_01

But there is just something about them that like actually make my skin crawl and freak me out.

SPEAKER_00

And I get it, a lot of people feel that way.

SPEAKER_01

I don't

The Dolphin Research Story Gets Dark

SPEAKER_01

know what it is. It's also like that lady who was like training the dolphins, and then the dolphin like fell in love with her. Like, that also I can't think about that story either.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, that's a lot.

SPEAKER_01

Do you know what I'm talking about? No, and that sounds terrible.

SPEAKER_00

Did it rape her?

SPEAKER_01

Well, they do.

SPEAKER_00

I know they have rape caves.

SPEAKER_01

What it I feel like it was on an episode of Drunk History.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, funny. Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Do you know what I'm talking about? No, drunk history dolphin. Have you ever swam with dolphins?

SPEAKER_00

Yes.

SPEAKER_01

I did too. I thought it was a fine experience, but mine was not. Oh no, I'm so sorry. Do you want to tell about tell me about it?

SPEAKER_00

No, it was just like I shouldn't have supported it. It was like in the middle, like landlocked area in a tiny, like oh, I mean, yeah, it was forever ago.

SPEAKER_01

It was like one of those, like, you know, vacations when I was like in eighth grade or whatever, but which, like, you know, you live and you learn.

SPEAKER_00

Truly. To take one step at a time.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. AI, the AI review on Google is telling me the drunk history segment you're referring to is titled The Study That Involved Dolphin Sex and LSD. Um, it recounts a bizarre 1960s NASA-funded research into human-dolphin communication led by Dr. John Lilly. The experiment believed that if humans could communicate with dolphins, it could give us a framework for talking to aliens.

SPEAKER_00

Interesting. It all comes back to aliens.

SPEAKER_01

The government even brought in an astronomer astronomer to help design ways to teach dolphins English. Hoping to boost communication and mimic human speech, Lily and the team administered acid to both researchers and the dolphin. So they were just high.

SPEAKER_00

Together.

SPEAKER_01

Together, which hate that.

SPEAKER_00

Wow.

SPEAKER_01

A volunteer named Margaret lived with a dolphin named Peter for six months in a flooded facility in the Virgin Islands. The goal was to have Peter mimic her human speech. Peter developed an obsessive romantic attachment to Margaret and became frustrated when his training sessions interfered with his infatuation. To keep the dolphin cooperative, Margaret provided manual. Nope. Never mind.

SPEAKER_00

I know exactly what you were gonna say. Ew.

SPEAKER_01

Never mind. I'm clicking out. That's why I am remembering that it freaked me out much as the birds freak me out.

SPEAKER_00

She was getting the dolphin off.

SPEAKER_01

Stop. Didn't need you to say that.

SPEAKER_00

It's just in case you guys were trying to put pieces together.

SPEAKER_01

They got it.

SPEAKER_00

Oh.

SPEAKER_01

On okay, we have to do it.

SPEAKER_00

He's being really we have to pivot.

SPEAKER_01

We have to pivot. That is I'm drawing a line.

SPEAKER_00

What's your A-list

A-List Of The Week Steak

SPEAKER_00

of the week? Yeah, please.

SPEAKER_01

It's time for A-list of the week. Oh my god. Steak. I've been loving steak.

SPEAKER_00

Allison.

SPEAKER_01

Were you gonna say that?

SPEAKER_00

Steak was on my list of things to talk about. But I will use it as my A-list. Okay. But you finish.

SPEAKER_01

No, I as a girl who has a monthly menstruation cycle.

SPEAKER_00

You do.

SPEAKER_01

Is that how you say it?

SPEAKER_00

Except for the months you're pregnant.

SPEAKER_01

Except. Um, you know, we need to keep our iron up.

SPEAKER_00

You do.

SPEAKER_01

And when I got blood work last year, she did tell me like that I need to. I did need to like get more iron, whether it was through red meat or like supplements. And did I really do that very diligently? No. But all of a sudden recently I have been like, I have to have steak right now.

SPEAKER_00

Wow. I don't usually go for steak because I am worried of choking. But babe loves steak. Babe made steak.

SPEAKER_01

What would be the difference between chicken?

SPEAKER_00

Steak is like rubbery, so like sometimes I'll try to swallow it and then I'll like shoot back out. I don't know. It's an anxiety thing, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_01

That's right, that's fair, that's fair.

SPEAKER_00

But babe loves steak and he made Does he know uh the Heimlich? He does. Okay, good. He made a steak Caesar, homemade steak Caesar salad that was unreal with like a skirt steak that he like just made fresh.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. A little chimichuri.

SPEAKER_00

No, I can't do chimichurri. It's too spicy for me.

SPEAKER_01

Is it spicy?

SPEAKER_00

And now I'm salivating that with it. It is. All the chimichurries I've had are always spicy.

SPEAKER_01

Well, we ordered from Bossa Nova. Have you ever had that? And I really wanted the Pau de Quejo. Is that what it's called?

SPEAKER_00

Sounded real fancy to me.

SPEAKER_01

It's a Brazilian um like cheese ball. It's made with like some sort of flour.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

It's so delicious. And so I was like, I want steak and I want the cheese ball and I need it now. So we ordered that the other night, and that was delish.

SPEAKER_00

How do you get your steak?

SPEAKER_01

How do you order your steak?

SPEAKER_00

I don't like there to be blood, so I'm a non-purist, but he made it, he made it, he likes medium rare.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, so he did medium.

SPEAKER_00

So he did medium to meet me in the middle.

SPEAKER_01

I do mind medium.

SPEAKER_00

And that was fine. It was pretty good.

SPEAKER_01

It has to have a little juiciness. Like it cannot be like dry AF.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

You gotta grow up on that one.

SPEAKER_00

You're right.

SPEAKER_01

Well, those are good. That's a good A-list. And crazy that we both were thinking about steak.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, I could have steak right now at TBH.

SPEAKER_01

Well.

SPEAKER_00

See what Daddy brought home.

SPEAKER_01

All right, everyone. Well, thank you so much for listening and watching.

SPEAKER_00

And remember, we love you.

SPEAKER_01

We love you so much.

SPEAKER_00

Have a great week.

SPEAKER_01

Bye.