Ever found yourself chuckling at the misadventures of interpreting life's traffic signs, both literal and metaphorical? Peyton and I, your trusty guides through the Full Spectrum of life's oddities and wisdoms, unravel an array of topics that'll have you pondering, laughing, and nodding along. From the misunderstood slang that can leave us red-faced to the liberating feeling of driving shirtless, we explore what it means to be brave and authentic in a world that's often anything but. And yes, we even get into the hairy business of our evolutionary past – it's a wild ride from the get-go!
Strap in as we shift gears into the serious turn of sexual health and relationships, painting the human side of STD discussions with broad strokes of honesty and sensitivity. Our candid conversation doesn't shy away from the complexities of HIV/AIDS, emphasizing the need for luminous communication – think of it as the yellow traffic light cautioning us to slow down and think. As we glide through, we'll brush lightly on pop culture's latest lingo and why "slay" might just slay the wrong dragon. Plus, Peyton's anecdotes? They're worth sticking around for.
Finally, don't think we've forgotten about the bigger picture – the heroes and villains of our tales, the conservation of our precious earth through private Gerber parks, and the intricate dance of ecosystems amidst urban sprawl. We're talking about the importance of indicator species, reminiscing on life in changing landscapes, and, believe it or not, debating the virtues of bidets in modern living. And as we venture toward the crescendo, we tackle the nuanced gender dynamics in music and advertising with a mix of personal reflections and a sprinkle of humor. It's all here, woven into the vibrant tapestry of the Full Spectrum podcast – don't miss a beat!
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Ever found yourself chuckling at the misadventures of interpreting life's traffic signs, both literal and metaphorical? Peyton and I, your trusty guides through the Full Spectrum of life's oddities and wisdoms, unravel an array of topics that'll have you pondering, laughing, and nodding along. From the misunderstood slang that can leave us red-faced to the liberating feeling of driving shirtless, we explore what it means to be brave and authentic in a world that's often anything but. And yes, we even get into the hairy business of our evolutionary past – it's a wild ride from the get-go!
Strap in as we shift gears into the serious turn of sexual health and relationships, painting the human side of STD discussions with broad strokes of honesty and sensitivity. Our candid conversation doesn't shy away from the complexities of HIV/AIDS, emphasizing the need for luminous communication – think of it as the yellow traffic light cautioning us to slow down and think. As we glide through, we'll brush lightly on pop culture's latest lingo and why "slay" might just slay the wrong dragon. Plus, Peyton's anecdotes? They're worth sticking around for.
Finally, don't think we've forgotten about the bigger picture – the heroes and villains of our tales, the conservation of our precious earth through private Gerber parks, and the intricate dance of ecosystems amidst urban sprawl. We're talking about the importance of indicator species, reminiscing on life in changing landscapes, and, believe it or not, debating the virtues of bidets in modern living. And as we venture toward the crescendo, we tackle the nuanced gender dynamics in music and advertising with a mix of personal reflections and a sprinkle of humor. It's all here, woven into the vibrant tapestry of the Full Spectrum podcast – don't miss a beat!
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Hello everybody, welcome to the very first episode of the full Spectrum podcast. Thank you so much for joining us today and I hope you enjoy Real quick. I do want to apologize for my audio. It was a little rough today, but we will have that fixed by the next episode. In today's episode, me and Peyton are going to dive into slang terms, nature conservation and weird sexual topics. Trust me, it gets very weird. So I'm going to go ahead and slide into that intro music and hope you all enjoy Not there, I'm not going to be picking them up.
Speaker 2:It's right now. You said in four. You said I'm going live in four. I thought you were in a circle. No, it was all the same which you can't say. All right, so.
Speaker 1:Peyton. I have a question for you, sir. You have two pieces of advice to give to your younger self. What would it be?
Speaker 2:Oh, my younger self.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:All right. Well, I don't know the borderlines of this podcast, so I don't know.
Speaker 1:Full exposure. We're clicking the explicit button every time. Baby, oh my Lord.
Speaker 2:Probably be number one, right? You always got to be more brave. You know what I'm saying. You know how much more like putang I could have by now, I guarantee.
Speaker 1:What's putang?
Speaker 2:I mean like women, man oh is that like a Chinese slang for pussy. No, that's like an American slang for pussy.
Speaker 1:Dude, it sounds Chinese man. Are you sure we haven't adopted that? No?
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, that's one. And always I do Shine your humor, man, of course, like be you in the flesh. You know bare bones. You know what I'm saying. What are you talking about right now? I'm talking about, like you know, people always put on like a facade oh, yeah, yeah, no, no, I know what you mean.
Speaker 1:Yeah, be yourself. Yeah, be yourself. Don't like, don't let other people control your thoughts, because then you're not living your life, you're living their life. Yeah, because they're thought. You know like, oh, if I do this, this person's gonna react. You know, speaking of that, I was driving back from the gym today and I was like, you know what? Fuck it, I'm gonna get off, man. And I took my duty. I have the windows down.
Speaker 2:Yes, it was nice, I felt free. No, that's all right. You were talking about yesterday. You were like man. You ever just play shirtless? I'm like no.
Speaker 1:Dude, it's so nice as a man Like cold leather chair.
Speaker 2:Dude man.
Speaker 1:It used to be like you know has a chest there outside and the cold, shirtless hunting.
Speaker 2:No, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're made so like.
Speaker 2:But at that point in time they were like genetically composed to be shirtless. Though yeah, we're not built like that anymore, I'll force it.
Speaker 1:Whether it likes it or not.
Speaker 2:You're not just making that change in like months. It's not that we're talking about.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I can still fight it. I'm like going out, if even years, I mean, if we're talking about evolution, that takes. That's what I have, that's potentially.
Speaker 2:That's what I used to mean. I'm building up durability.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're still. We're still good shirtless.
Speaker 2:There's some men that are really hairy. Or really hairy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh yeah, it helps with that.
Speaker 2:No, I was just like I was saying my friend Cole, just get him here. He's an ape. Really it's not, he's not, he gets it he's. He's Caucasian, but he's an ape.
Speaker 1:I'm saying yeah, we're not, we don't.
Speaker 2:Why would we want to see him shirtless?
Speaker 1:You just say he has hair. So we get we don't condone racism on the full spectrum. Just thought we should make that clear.
Speaker 2:Or or any sort of homophobic Fags. Fag.
Speaker 1:What Fagism? Is that what it's called? That's what we're called it.
Speaker 2:It's like we do not condone racism, nor do we condone being homophobic Fagism. That sounds terrible. That does not sound good. You see what I'm saying. People will avoid the first three letters Instead of putting it in front of so is it fag? No, okay, all right, well, yeah.
Speaker 1:Anyways, I was driving the road, you know, shirtless, and I got to, you know my- town and at the stop sign there's a, you know it's normally a forward stop, but the cops there outside of there and he's doing his things, you know, directing traffic, you might as well selects it. Bring this like holy shit. I do not understand what this means. What are you talking about? What?
Speaker 2:do you mean? You don't understand? It's a traffic guard.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's so confusing, like the way he puts his hand.
Speaker 2:He does, he does stop and like go.
Speaker 1:That's it.
Speaker 2:It's like red light, green light. No, he was there, dude.
Speaker 1:And like I was, I just thought that he was like pointing me to do something and I was looking at him like you're at a four way right? Yeah, I was like this way I was like this way.
Speaker 2:He just looked at me, dude Well, okay, so you either have a blinker on or you don't. Did you have a blinker on?
Speaker 1:So it was a stressful experience.
Speaker 2:I guarantee you who's like directing you, based on whether or not you had a blinker.
Speaker 1:Oh, I probably did have my left blinker on, that's why I pointed left and then he probably knew that. I had to go all the way around. So if you were so, I needed to go straight.
Speaker 2:Then you could have gone straight.
Speaker 1:Why I went left.
Speaker 2:Why? Because he pointed that way. Well, he's not just going. You probably had your left blinker on. He's looking at your blinker.
Speaker 1:You gotta understand I was pulling up this and I'm like I had my shirt off, so I was like I don't know how these cops are going to react.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'd pull you over Saying such a you know?
Speaker 1:oh well, you, you'd pull me over for different reasons.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:I get out of that second All right, you, you want to, yeah, that's why that is so crazy. Yeah, but anyways, I don't know man I was. It was a stressful experience.
Speaker 2:He told you it's a four way stop. You said yeah, yeah, so there's four stop signs.
Speaker 1:Correct.
Speaker 2:Why is there a cop there?
Speaker 1:Oh no, it wasn't. There was only two stops, it wasn't a four stop.
Speaker 2:Okay, so it was like it was like one main road and two, yeah, and it has the yellow flashing light for caution, you know. And that's what was going down. I don't know why those roads have the caution lights. I don't get it.
Speaker 1:A lot of things is, is that people going across and then doing both ways across and it's like it's heavy traffic and you have people turning left or going straight. They want people to be like be aware of that.
Speaker 2:I think I thought I thought it was just for like crosswalk. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1:It's like a busy intersection where people are going across to like have a stop sign. There's two stops and still have the the yellow light.
Speaker 2:But you see what I mean when I say why. It doesn't make sense, it doesn't. It's like every other. It's like every other route. You know what I'm saying? Every other little yes Like perceived caution.
Speaker 1:It's like all right. Well you know, it's that I'm going to make a point here, and it's going to regarding like syphilis and crabs is the point, but that it has nothing to do.
Speaker 2:It has a lot to do with it.
Speaker 1:It has a lot to do with it because, listen, it's a caution sign. It's like just a caution yellow light to warn you. Hey, there's this cross traffic. You slow down, there's some wild drivers. If women had a yellow flashing light, you know like and like the light would progress. Watch out, there could be crabs or some sort of yeah Like yellow light mean would just mean like crabs, right, but like a red light would be like oh, there's no red light in the scenario, oh, then they'd stop.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but the point is if a woman had a red light. All this woman had syphilis. All this woman you know has AIDS. You wouldn't, you wouldn't go in there, right.
Speaker 2:You think of somebody just has like syphilis or AIDS are done for their whole life.
Speaker 2:Well, I'm not saying they are, of course I'm saying that, like, what if your wife just somehow got crabs? You know what I'm saying. Are you just like she'd have to cheat on me? Are you going to? No, okay, so what if you go into a relationship? Right, yes, your wife has crabs. Yes, but you just so happen to just never have intercourse Right, let's say, you're waiting until marriage. I mean, she would clean, but it's not something you just clean. You can get rid of crabs.
Speaker 2:Okay, all right, okay, I'm talking about then give me. Give me AIDS, not me. Don't give me AIDS For the topic.
Speaker 1:For the topic Give me AIDS, okay. So let's say she's got AIDS.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and you don't know this, but like it comes to the time for, like your first, let's say, the night of marriage. Yes, you know what do they call that. You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:They wouldn't like, they oh, consummate it.
Speaker 2:Consummate yes.
Speaker 1:Yes. So imagine she's just like you know, I have AIDS, Like okay. So hold up, Hold up All right.
Speaker 2:So let's say, let's say, like I'm your wife and it's a night of AIDS, this is getting weird, Hold up Hold up. No, just let it go, let me go. Okay, I'm just like I have AIDS, is that okay?
Speaker 1:Dude, I would not be. Well, like it depends, Like that would be something you tell me like way before we that probably date, like you know, seriously.
Speaker 2:I was scared, you'd leave me.
Speaker 1:What are you going to do?
Speaker 2:You're going to break it off there or you're going to like I just got to go through it. I definitely wouldn't go in that cave that night?
Speaker 1:I would not. I would ask what is it? What is that word I'm looking for? I would aspartame from going to flunking that night In the future. I might consider it, but I don't know. Just really just depends on their needs. A little lot of information. I wouldn't know where she got it from. Yeah, I wouldn't know where she got it from, you know and other stuff.
Speaker 2:But well, it could be from like like blood.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think so. I think it's how it works. Yeah, I don't think it has to be like carriers, yeah and like, but they can have it to where they don't have symptoms.
Speaker 2:I mean you can get. You can get. In that case, you can get HIV from like I want to look this up. You can get HIV from like a car crash. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Oh, like blood swapping, yeah Well, yeah, that's what I'm afraid of, like accidentally stepping on a dirty needle.
Speaker 2:Oh, a dirty needle.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, like if I want to get AIDS I want to get it in the natural way. Oh yeah, no, I got you. You don't want to be screwed over without the pleasure.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's a shitty way to get AIDS Like it is a bad way to get AIDS. There's better ways to get AIDS.
Speaker 1:It's like if you get someone pregnant, which is like really ugly I we see. We see inner beauty on this yeah, we don't.
Speaker 2:Personality yes, you go girl.
Speaker 1:Number one you're beautiful. All the guys that say you're not beautiful are wrong, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was going to pull that car but I didn't want to do it.
Speaker 1:See, I think knows this, I hate the word slay. I think it should be bad. I use hate, I hate the word slay, and so the fact that I was willing to use it there shows you how sexually and culturally inclined I am. Yes, yes, back to where you're from. Can you be born with an STD? That's not.
Speaker 1:It's just like many STDs such as AIDS, hiv, aids and Symbolus, can't be passed on from mother to baby at birth. Oh my God, dude, that sucks. That is because you think like dude. Even if it's a virgin, it's not necessarily pure.
Speaker 2:So I could have an STD, and not even though.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm sure it probably would have been.
Speaker 1:Well, I'll back to your question. Like would I still marry her and continue that relationship, especially sexually? Oops, I mean to pop you.
Speaker 2:A little bit of reverberation right there yeah.
Speaker 1:So I don't know I might, but if I did, I definitely double up. Yeah, Triple up.
Speaker 2:Double down you mean Triple down. Nobody said it's double down because of the 2Ds. You know it sounds smooth. She said double up, yeah.
Speaker 1:Nobody's. We're two condoms. I probably wear three condoms. I mean worst case, like it might not be pleasurable for me, but like for honestly, like as long as I can.
Speaker 2:Flavored condoms. Speaking of condoms, you have those.
Speaker 1:I don't have those yet.
Speaker 2:They will be shipping in, but not like okay, okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, you have. Okay, you got to explain that. Explain what I can't. Just, I don't have condoms in life, yeah that sounds really weird.
Speaker 1:There's no good way to explain it.
Speaker 2:Yes, there is a better way. You have to explain it so it doesn't sound like I'm like go make sure we have those.
Speaker 1:Okay, let me clarify, because this me and Painter are not gay individuals. We are straight, very sure of that. Tested, yes, tested Straight. Well, I'm technically not tested.
Speaker 2:Oh, you like women?
Speaker 1:yeah, yeah, but no, you're saying tested is like if you've lost your virginity. No right, that's 10 like, because then you get a. You know well, I mean, that's testing too. Exactly, bam, you're tested, just like that. I guess I am tested. Wow, okay, well, it depends on what you're looking at. Anyways, tested, got an A plus plus both straight. What was I saying? Oh yeah, condoms. So basically, we just thought it'd be funny to order some clever condoms and taste them on the podcast. That's not, no, that is what happened, dude.
Speaker 2:No, I thought it was funny. I didn't say it. I didn't say it, Okay. No, this is not how you explain it to me. It did not start with me and you talking about play with condoms. All right, it was about it was Connor, right? Yes, yes. Connor was a good friend, of course, talking to you. Yes, yeah, we're talking about flavored condoms.
Speaker 1:I was talking to Ryan, actually.
Speaker 2:Ryan, I'm a mutual friend.
Speaker 1:Okay, should we really use their names on here? I mean, I know they don't care.
Speaker 2:Well, nobody's going to know who they are.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh, I guess that's fair.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:They're just people technically.
Speaker 1:They're just and they're both really common names.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, exactly, they really are.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I'm going around a bit.
Speaker 2:But I'm saying so. And then Noah mentioned to me he said he said we would be down to try it. Just straight up, volendold me Just took me down with it With bananas.
Speaker 1:it wouldn't be gay Like I. You'd have your own banana. We'd put the flavored condom on. I'd have my own banana. Yeah, and put the, and they both just suckle.
Speaker 2:Like that was weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, we might not be doing that. Yeah yeah, we will not be doing that. We will not be, especially if you use the word suckle.
Speaker 1:I feel like suckles more, like I don't know. I wonder. I wonder what turns a gay man on more like suckle or like go down? Just a question, dude, we gotta get, we gotta get a gay guy on the show.
Speaker 2:Dude, I hate to tell you no, but I have no idea what does turn a gay gay man on.
Speaker 1:You either do I, so that's why you have to get a gay guy on. Well, we both we both know gay.
Speaker 2:We both know gay guy.
Speaker 1:Well, I mean, I'm a little homo, homo inclined because my uncle was a gay. So what and he was in full blood too. He was in the bar. So full blood they go, oh yeah, back Like so.
Speaker 2:So serious Sunkles are pure blood. Yeah, it was what. Hey, how's some class? All right? Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1:I got a question for you. Yeah, what would you tell a young man that is very beaten down by the world, you know very, feels, very lost?
Speaker 2:Hitler was actually in a state like that when he was neglected from his, rejected from his, from art, the art institution, very beaten down. I lost all hope. Wait, you talking about when he was a child. But even he became a great man. All right, not a good, not a good man, but a man of power.
Speaker 1:Well, that's actually interesting because you know, the difference between heroes and villains is they all have similar backstories. So what are we classifying hero?
Speaker 2:Like we just go and straight up MLK type. I mean yeah, Goddy, yeah sure, sure, okay, okay, buddha yeah, sure, oh, for the sake of this meat trying to make the point.
Speaker 1:I just need to know the one that because we don't, it's not that we have superheroes.
Speaker 2:You know, I'm not talking about superheroes, whilst we do have, like super villains. I mean superheroes and super like.
Speaker 1:If we're talking about, like fictional superheroes, and superheroes and super villains both follow this point about make, but I'm just talking about normal heroes and villains. I guess, if you want to classify just good people and bad people, the difference is let me classify this way People that have done great things and had power or made a significant change in the world for better or worse, so somebody that has made a good, positive change, impacted the world in a positive way, and someone that made it their mission to impact the world, and that's the way we'll classify the difference between those two. They often have similar backstories. They both have been, the world has hurt them. Okay, they both. They've both been beaten down by the world. But the difference is the hero uses anger to his advantage. He's not used by it, so his goal is to make sure that nobody else feels that same hurt that he did, so he wants to protect the world. The villain is used by anger because his goal is the world hurt him.
Speaker 1:He's gonna hurt it back, and that's the difference.
Speaker 2:Make sure everybody else shares the same experience, kind of thing. Yeah, that's exactly Share their own pain. Yep, I guess I'd want to be the hero of course I think everybody would say that who are you looking to?
Speaker 1:There's just a blade of anger. I was looking at the stars, yeah, oh yeah, we have a little lower than our stars in our room, so that's good, I guess. But I'm saying I'm sure there are people out there who are like I want a rainbow.
Speaker 2:Oh, they're, most certainly it. Yeah, I don't think everybody starts out that way, though. What do you mean?
Speaker 1:Yeah, every baby born is beautiful.
Speaker 2:No, yeah, every baby born is pure to a degree.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude, I wonder if we could get permission to test babies.
Speaker 2:Have you heard of the stem cells stuff? No, or you like. It's like stem cells, it's like the before cancer cells or whatever.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:People experiment with those. But what do you mean?
Speaker 1:Like Like no.
Speaker 2:Oh, just grow babies in different ways of life or something and see how that does. Yeah, you should just get like 10 babies and just go to different parts in the world and drop them off and check on them every now and then. Check out them, dave, and just see where they are, because, like odds are one of them, you should be really sweet to all of them. One of them becomes rich or something.
Speaker 1:Then you just be like hey, yeah.
Speaker 2:What is?
Speaker 1:going on. Dave, dave, let's just have a bunch of babies with different women, yep, and like it's just. It's actually smarter than playing the lottery. It's called a kingdom.
Speaker 2:Kingdom. That's what, remember, we were going to do. We'll have our infections, oh yeah, yeah yeah. Both rule our own kingdoms.
Speaker 1:Yeah, wait like, wait what Like you're saying like are we talking? About interbreeding or like bloodlines. Again We'll be allies. Oh, like to have a bunch of army of like our children, like we can have we, can you know we can have kids with the same woman.
Speaker 2:I don't know about that.
Speaker 1:No, you're just. You just know that she'd be like all right. Noah gave me a better experience.
Speaker 2:I don't know, I'm not, I can't say anything about that? Why, why, nah, I think? I think you're over exaggerating the Gerber bloodline.
Speaker 1:Dave, that's like the only thing we're good at.
Speaker 2:You don't even know that, though I do know that.
Speaker 1:I know my family's sexual history.
Speaker 2:Okay, I do, but you don't know that that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:I know I carry the blood dude, I feel it in me. At night, dude Wakes me up like a little sexual demon. That's what she said. Oh, my lord, I feel the trait for a good sexual experience. I don't know what that I'm saying. No, oh, but no, that's interesting. Yeah, we could rule.
Speaker 2:It's a goal. It might be a big goal, but it's long term. You know what I'm saying? We're just hitting the short terms right now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we definitely need some children with autism. Nah yeah, dude, they're smarter, they're better, they're like genetically advanced.
Speaker 2:No, we need like all all, all, but like in nowadays society, yeah, but I think I know you're a very primal kind of guy. Let's, let's stay back.
Speaker 1:That sounds.
Speaker 2:That doesn't sound right. No, it doesn't, but you know what I'm saying. Like you use it. You use an example of the past already on here, that's what I'm saying, I guess so. We date back to older ages. I mean, dude, you think might have been like some sort of autistic, like caveman or something that actually discovered or invented these things there's there's evidence throughout history that, like some like the down syndrome and stuff.
Speaker 1:No, well, not down syndrome, but I mean, I'm just gonna be honest. They probably would have died if you had down syndrome, unless they had someone take care of it Definitely.
Speaker 2:Well, that's what they say is like the moms would like. If a baby had defects, they would just kill it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, especially if they were like lacking like food and stuff, you know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean yeah, eat the baby, dude. Could you imagine if that was like standard procedure, like that just? If it has defects, you just you eat it Like, no, like there'd be a lot of people the bulk, no. There'd be at the hospital and have like a line of people and they'd sell, but maybe they'd be like that's like or as like autism, dyslexia, me, anything they can diagnose. This one was born of three toes. Okay.
Speaker 2:For everybody's information, noah is safe to talk about this because Noah is supposedly dyslexic, severely dyslexic and discrafting.
Speaker 1:Okay, suppose I've had a test on yeah, yeah, so I can. I can, I mean I'm not safe to talk about like autism and down syndrome. Yeah, but clearly you don't care. I will say this I really admire people like that. I'm not. I know I am what with those qualities. To what With those qualities? Yes, okay, I'm not ignorant of the fact that autism and downs are number two, completely different things.
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah, I'm very aware of that.
Speaker 1:But you know, I will say this like there's some autistic people man that I just know like we should learn from them. Be on a musk, probably probably is a little bit of a thing, I think I'm pretty sure he is. Yeah, but not even downs syndrome people, they just enjoy life, man. That'll let them know, there's another big one.
Speaker 2:There's another guy who's like really popular or really smart. It's one of the big company of vendors. It's like one of the Apple guys, or Like Zac Efron or whatever. Zac Efron yeah, you know who that is Facebook guy. Right, you were talking about Mark Zuckerberg.
Speaker 1:No, it's okay, I'm so confused. Zac Efron is a movie.
Speaker 2:Like a star. Oh he is A star.
Speaker 1:I don't know the actors.
Speaker 2:Zac Efron is like one of the handsome dudes of Hollywood. Damn, that's crazy. Have you ever seen the lifeguard movie with the Rock? Talk about Baywatch, baywatch, yeah, I know I've not seen that, but I'm sure you've seen the trailer. And so Zac Efron is the dude that's going on the course and whatnot.
Speaker 1:He's the one that's. So he's the attractive little bunion. You know it's funny that we Is that a saying. People say that you're a cute little bunion. Right, that's a bang, because a bunion's like. I wouldn't say bunions are cute, but I know, but I feel like people say that though, like it's a grotesque thing on your foot, so you're grotesque, lump on your foot. Yep, well, back to the point I was making. They're like now they just enjoy life. Man, they're always happy. Like we should learn from them. You know they are happy.
Speaker 2:They are happy, they just are.
Speaker 1:Like I don't care if they get stuff wrong, I don't care if you know, People are happy.
Speaker 2:I mean they do. Hey, I'm sure they care.
Speaker 1:They care.
Speaker 2:They happen to be wholesome individuals. Wholesome about it? Yeah, they are, they're some sweet, but I'm sure there's some, you know, depressed downers, yes, downers.
Speaker 1:That was a bad one to say. It's like the Edward dude. It's like a type of drug. That's like a racial slur.
Speaker 2:Man Like you can't, I don't know, dude, it's like a racial slur, it kind of is. So what would you call people with autism? What would you call them Piz marines?
Speaker 1:I just man, my nostrils are flaring. I followed my diet Pepsi, and I was about to laugh. Damn, I'm really messed up. And Payton was trying to make me laugh because I couldn't swallow it and I was about to spit it out all over the I thought you were going to the floor for a second. I thought I was gonna have to go spit in that box. I was looking at it like I was gonna take it with my headphones on the box.
Speaker 2:I just put it back in the drink dude.
Speaker 1:Dude, it's like a tiny hole.
Speaker 2:You know you can open it more. If you've ever thought about that. You know what I'm saying. I said I'm gonna cut myself with some aluminum. Can? I'm saying you just move the tab all the way up, oh, and it opens it more.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, and I have to tear it off. It's over with. It's down inside me. Now Pause, but yeah, man. Let me look at some cool points here, oh yeah, I also want to talk about-. So, as you know, I'm a person with a lot of goals in life.
Speaker 2:Yep to become a person that has a huge effect on the world.
Speaker 1:So one of the things I really want to talk about is conservation, and I'm not a crazy environmental activist. I think there's a balance between-. There is a harmony I think we can find between a functioning economy people can live and have happy lives and then a very good, stable ecosystem. Well, you don't want to take?
Speaker 2:over your life? What? I wouldn't revolve my life around being I feel like you'd lose yourself, but in what Became like two involves with being like an environmental activist. You know what I'm saying. Unless you wanted your life to be about that.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, I mean, it's a huge part. Environmental activists that's just kind of a bad term, I think. When you hear environmental activists, you think some yahoo that chains themselves to it, for you know, it's not a pleasant-. Let me just put it this way I care about conserving our land and our natural wonders. It's something I've always been very passionate about.
Speaker 1:I've always found peace there, and one of my strongest beliefs is every little boy or little girl should be able to have land, woods, desert, whatever it is. They should be able to go there and find peace, like I did when I was a kid my what I had going on at home, no matter how stressed or how bad things were, I could always go to the woods and just relax in an unbounding peace. That's why I look at life with spiritual sense. Honestly, because of that, I always felt that in the woods there's no better place in nature. There's no place that makes me happier or maybe just it's not happiness, it's just being fulfilled. It's just a type of type of bliss, because a lot of times out here, man, I don't understand this world. I don't think any of us really truly do to a full extent. It's very confusing, but I go out in the woods. I know how that works. I understand everything perfect out there.
Speaker 1:My point is I want to conserve that. So in order to do the things I want to do, I need to make-. Well, more than likely I need to make a lot of money because I have this idea for private owned kind of parks called Gerber parks. What it is is I basically buy land over the US and maybe someday the world and be pretty much the size of state and national parks, but it'd be privately owned. You'd have a small entry fee $5 or whatever Small entry fee to go use the hiking trails, whatever is in the park, go bird watching trails, whatever, just so you can watch over what happens to that.
Speaker 1:Well that and the money would go to paying the employees and, wow, this had happened staff. The cool thing about it is I could run a pretty cool keep a very stable ecosystem. Because what I could do is it'd be like, okay, I could allow hunters to come in, I could only have a small portion to be hiking trails for families and stuff, but the rest would just be conserved land and so people could go hunt it. But I could say, have biologists measure populations and they'd be like, okay.
Speaker 2:Well, hiking trails alongside like hunting sounds a little they wouldn't be right beside each other.
Speaker 1:This is a big. That's how national parks and parks work now.
Speaker 2:Like you have I don't know if you can go into just some national park and just especially that is known for hiking.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's national there's state parks.
Speaker 2:What if you see something like? Would you just know not to like shoot in said direction. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Well, it's a big area of land, so the hiking trails are like way over there and you'd have like your other hunting areas away from there and you'd have marked areas where you can hunt in this area. They haven't actually at the state park, charles Elliott State Park, down the road they have. You know, it's the same thing. You have your hiking trails and you have a huge hunting zone and it'd be like this they have a thing in the map like this is the safe zone, a swig hike and you go hunting. That's just how parks work, man. This is how, like national park, like Palo Alto, that's how people hunt though.
Speaker 2:Well, I just know, like most parks, it might just be because we live in like Georgia and I've lived towards like the main city my entire life. Yeah, I've been to a lot of different state national parks. Yeah, yeah, I've been to like Zion. You know what I'm saying. That's like the main reference I have. That's outside of-.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but most of them have like it's a big area of land and a small chunk of that is your hiking trails and stuff like that, where people were at, and you have the rest of it is just the land, dude, and then a hunting area Like this land you can hunt. But anyway, it's back to my point. So you'd have that and I'd have biologists on staff be like, okay, the deer species are deer species, but like the deer, this season their population is really high, especially in those, and I'd be like, all right, I could have applicants submit their application, because I don't know, I just want some random hunters that just don't care and shoot stuff. I want some honorable hunters.
Speaker 2:so I can have people who have license for it.
Speaker 1:Well, not that I know it's easy to get it, but like that's not my point Like you'd have to have a hunting license, obviously, but I'd review the application of the hunters you'd submit Okay.
Speaker 1:Like there's plenty of people hunting license that just have no respect for the natural ecosystem. Just shoot shit because it's fun. But anyways, no, I'd have review applicants, have them come in and be like, all right, so I could set my own limits. Obviously, I'd buy by the state limits how many bucks or how many does per season. But I could be like, hey, you can shoot this many does this season. You can shoot up the state limit because population is kind of getting out of control in my private land, you know. Or I could be like the deer population is low, can't hunt deer this season.
Speaker 2:But I'm sure if you have like private property and like I'm sure you could, whatever kind of creatures on that, I'm sure you could shoot right. No, there's still like there's a there's still restrictions on that.
Speaker 1:Is that like, if you?
Speaker 2:own a certain amount of land, though is what I'm saying, or would that just be like the private land, like-.
Speaker 1:The limits on private land and public land are pretty much the same. So like I don't know what the limit is for Georgia now, but I know that you can only get like two bucks per season. It doesn't matter private or public land. Some public lands will have like special, you know, their own special restrictions, but the Georgia law is like the same and they update it like each season. That's for any type. All the creatures on there, yeah, so anyways. But I could, but it's so like up to the state limits.
Speaker 1:But I could say you know, normally deer season's in, there's a piece of public land that your population this is just an example. This goes for any animal. Let's say that your population is low but they can still hunt it because it's just long and they can hunt it. In my private land I can't not deer this season, but hey, coons are pretty sure you can hunt coons year round now. But you know the coon population, crazy control like is way out of control. I could be like no liminal coons coming home, you know and I. But my point is I can regulate it and so you'd have grouper parks all over the U? S and I build this empire of private own national parks and hopefully raise some kids that would also, you know, to take a like to it, be passionate about, and it could be like a nap, like a something that's going on for decades, or centuries even, of just like oh, it's grouper parks, yeah, they're private.
Speaker 2:They're like I mean, I think there's a couple companies that would try to buy out. You though, you know what I'm saying yeah, eventually, but as long as I'm alive.
Speaker 1:I could keep it. It just depends on my kids. So, I'm alive and think I'm not selling this, but I could be like what if he gets so under?
Speaker 2:or like they're just like hey, we're taking it, yeah what? Especially in like other parts of the world, like they could definitely you talking about the government.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, yeah, it could happen, I mean the U? S, at least as of right now, at least as of right now. That wouldn't happen, that I had probably.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But in the future it could get to that point. I mean, if it does, it does, but it's not going to stop me from trying. And the point is, I'd have the land and, if my kids liked it and they were passionate about it, patch it on through generations and it'd be like a thing. You know, you'd raise kids like oh there are, there's national parks and there's grouper parks, you can go to each of their. Vote for the nice. You know it just be like a thing, just be calm.
Speaker 2:That's my goal Also do you think you do like condos on them?
Speaker 1:No, never.
Speaker 2:No, Just pure land, Like you could do like little, especially for people that go there to like do the hikes and stuff you know be able to go. Condos, the wrong term Like an apartment.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like a cabin I mean, yeah, maybe I'd have like a small. I'd have probably a small camping ground and maybe I'd build like a very small section of it and be like cabins. But I honestly wouldn't do that. There's a whole new legalities for that Having people stay somewhere. So my point is to reserve as much land as possible. So my land outside of like hiking trails and, you know, maybe a little picnic center and like a bathroom for, like you know, you pull your campers and whatever that's it. Everything else is staying the natural, as natural as possible.
Speaker 2:I feel like if you had, like some sort of cabin thing or something, that'd probably be where most of your money would come from, though yeah, probably yeah, If you did have like some cabin, but you'd also you could have a camp ground and people pay to go stay there.
Speaker 1:Yeah pay for campgrounds now. Yeah, that's the point. I mean I might, but it would just be like a very small area for each park. I would not let it get too big at all, like it would be, you know, a few cabins maybe on each park. If even and actually if they got popular people, you could charge a lot of money. Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
Speaker 2:It's only like even if there were like 10 per park that's what I'm saying. They have to be like expensive.
Speaker 1:Oh, definitely got it. Yeah, but no, my goal is to preserve as much land as possible and just keep it that way. Yeah, I could do my own thing.
Speaker 2:I didn't know you felt that. I didn't know you felt that way. When it comes to, I'm not surprised, but just never thought you would have cared that much.
Speaker 1:Oh, I care so much, dude. That was my only place as a kid. That was my only place to like go. Oh yeah, that's true. I mean, I grew up in the woods. I grew up in the woods. I grew up in the woods.
Speaker 2:I'm not feral but like I grew up, I grew up in the woods, I grew up in the woods.
Speaker 1:I grew up in the woods. I grew up, you know, just in the summertime, be like eight, 11 years old go out and you go play in the woods.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I meet up with my friends.
Speaker 2:Playing like creeks and stuff. Yeah, we had a creek.
Speaker 1:Long branch meadow was the creek I played in dude. And then we go and we actually catch creek chubs, little bobberworm from the creek dude.
Speaker 2:Get some, get like some salamanders and some. I found salamanders every once in a while and they're like those snail looking things, are like little shrimp looking crayfish yeah, crawl dads.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, yeah, I've seen them all time. The creek actually on my property now is tons of crawl dads. Yeah, I'm sure this creek section. So one of the very interesting you can tell off an ecosystem is functioning, right, is they call it indicator species? And indicator species are a species that you can look at and like. Okay, this species has a healthy population. They're doing goodness area. That means this ecosystems.
Speaker 1:You can you have an educated guess? This ecosystems healthy, right? I think actually frogs are one of them. I might be wrong about that, but let's just use that as an example. So how indicator species species works, is frogs, you know, in this particular ecosystem might play a crucial role in it. So let's say, you have whatever water moxins, right, and the frogs are the main, are one of the main food supplies for the moxins. So you have the frogs, the moxins eat the frogs, but the frogs are also a main food supply for your herons or whatever. All right, and the herons, what they do is they go out and they'll eat the minnows and stuff and then they'll shit and then they shit and they fertilize shit and that helps plant growth. From the moxins they're kept alive. They'll also eat the rodents and other small herbivores, which keeps more of the healthy plants alive, and so basically, one species it's ecosystems, like you just tell.
Speaker 2:If an ecosystem is thriving based on like that one species, yeah, but I'm saying this in a really bad way, honestly.
Speaker 1:I've heard other people explain it a lot better. But it's simple, like. But it's like an ecosystems, like a Jingo tower. So what people don't realize is you pull one piece out, a good chunk of that, or the whole thing can fall down because everything depends. So your indicator species are like the pieces that are Like right in the middle or like a piece. You know, if you pull that out it's gonna fall.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's just like the what's it called the triangle thing. You know what I'm talking about the food chain kind of.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that's Primary, tertiary. Oh yeah, yeah, that kind of yeah, kind of yeah, I kind of like that. But your indicator species that's what you tell Like oh, this ecosystem plants can be indicator species too. So I guess it's a really good way to tell.
Speaker 2:Yeah, man, is that your last bullet point?
Speaker 1:I'm not going, I'm just talking. All right, that's good. I'm not going with my bullet points, man.
Speaker 2:No, I'm not like, I'm not too like too into when it comes to like I do adore nature, of course. Like I would hate, like, like, let's say, a century from now, if like kids from my my everything's streets and like yeah didn't get to experience the same sort of like.
Speaker 2:You step outside and there's trees and yeah, like strong wind, like thinking if we don't have trees, like how would you know? You're not going to have that kind of wind anymore. You know what I'm saying? You're not just going to what do you mean when like? We're talking about air. It's just not going to be the same. Oh, exactly, yeah when I at my house, I don't think it's the same piece when I step out, let's say it's a windy day, I'm, I'm here in Chimes and oh yeah. You see the leaves brushing against.
Speaker 1:So, anyway, with me here Exactly. Well, the interesting thing about the county we live in, or the county I live in, is so they're they're trying to get a law passed to where. All right, so sorry, I got back up a little bit. So if you're in a building, anywhere but a house, you have to have at least five acres of land. Yeah, so what that's done is that's preserved a lot of woods.
Speaker 2:But that's neighborhoods and in the middle there's just big chunks of like 500 acres of land because everyone has seven, five acres.
Speaker 1:So it actually just supports, you know, a lot, of, a lot of healthy animals and almost works at organisms and individuals. But they're trying to get a law passed now where you only have to own, like you only have to have less than an acre I don't know if it actually didn't pass in the county but you only have a less than acre to build on it, which that obviously big problems is going to, you know, get build up fairly quickly. Yeah, that happens so, but that's what keeps, you know, place of the lives of more laws like that would well I mean at least in rural areas, would be a huge benefit.
Speaker 2:You know it's getting more populated like that around here. Oh yeah so. I mean it's going to.
Speaker 1:there's no stopping, there's just yeah, I mean, this is how it is. Like Coventin used to be way smaller. I guess we probably should have given oh, we can talk about that, but it's not exactly where he lives, like as long as we don't give him that.
Speaker 2:Well yeah, that's like one of the main cities of Georgia.
Speaker 1:So it's not like.
Speaker 2:It's not main city, it is.
Speaker 1:Now it is.
Speaker 2:You know how many movies are filmed in Coventin oh?
Speaker 1:yeah, you know you're right. Yeah, yeah, I forgot about the whole Like the square. Well, that's what blew it up, but Coventin's huge now. Coventin's like way bigger now, dude, yeah, even when I first moved here like it was small, like there's, like you had, I think, the most I missed the Mo's, dude, the Mo's.
Speaker 2:Yes, oh, the restaurant. Mo's is goaded, I don't know man. I went in there a couple of times ever and it was like fly, it's like crazy.
Speaker 1:So I just I mean, I went in there with my brother and it was always good, but we have the Chipotle right now, so that's all equally goaded.
Speaker 2:Well, you know, I don't live in Coventin.
Speaker 1:I'm sure.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, I'm just as far away from Coventin as you are.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, I just make sure I still, I still, I still hop out that way every once in a while.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I was there this morning. You know you weren't coming this morning. I just told you I went to my brother's to the orthodontist.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, yeah, oh yeah. Well, I didn't know that was in Coventin.
Speaker 2:Well, that's where everything is. You know what I'm saying? I'm sure there's orthodontist in Madison. What? Not whatever. Uh, I mean there might be, but like he had the same orthodontist when we lived there. You know what I'm saying? Oh yeah, but I didn't know that. And he, like you, know school and whatnot. It's just easier.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it makes sense. Dude, do you ever think crazy? But do you ever think like a man's children like are reflected in hell, like they're a person of? How am I gonna say this Like okay, so, like some guys have just like really sticky semen, right, all right? Oh no, this is a valid point. I thought I built this in the toilet. Oh, of course, what were you doing in the toilet? No, I was not jacking off, but this is just an actual toilet. I would tell you how I was.
Speaker 2:No I okay.
Speaker 1:But, anyways, I was taking a shit. You know what you do on the toilet Right. Normally you take the same.
Speaker 2:I've drunk it on my bed.
Speaker 1:That's a different story though.
Speaker 2:It was fresh.
Speaker 1:It was clean when I drunk it on my bed.
Speaker 2:You've drunk out of your bed. Yes, my friend Respers has a video. I hope I'm not the only person that thinks it's just weird to have a bidet in general.
Speaker 1:It's dude. It'll change your life, man. No, it did.
Speaker 2:Yes, it will. Let's say, you drop a big one and water splashes up. That kills me. I could not imagine having a bidet. It's not the same, it's clean water.
Speaker 1:It's a little sticky, it's not because it's dirty water.
Speaker 2:It's just water splashing up and being like boom.
Speaker 1:After we're done, here you go out and try it.
Speaker 2:It'd have to be hot water. No dude, It'd have to be hot water coming out of it. It's room temperature.
Speaker 1:They have ones that make hot water. That's more expensive. It's so weird, dude.
Speaker 2:you can get ones like a massage and have heated seats, dude, cool seats, Because with all my butt air spray I'd have to dry it out.
Speaker 1:I have a lot of ass air too, I have a lot of ass air too, You'd have to sit there. It just dries on its own. I don't sit there, I just put my pants back on the underwear.
Speaker 2:You just had water spraying all over your butt.
Speaker 1:And you just spray it. It bounces off, dude.
Speaker 2:What do you mean? It bounces off.
Speaker 1:It does it like this it is spraying on your butt. Yes, it's not like it gets it, so it doesn't take long to dry. You don't notice it.
Speaker 2:I'm sure you don't notice it now, at this point in time, oh sure, anyways, it's a good one, but I would notice. Ok anyways, what I was saying was Wait, ok, just for a moment. When you're on the toilet, do you have to activate the bidet, or does?
Speaker 1:it. Yes, it doesn't automatically do it. Is that a smart dude? It's not like. Oh, you have done the shitting Good job. Wonderful job, master. Initiating spray so you clean it.
Speaker 2:Cleansing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you just turn the nozzle. It's got a kushi scent too. So if you want to get your balls cleaned, if you're a guy I actually told one guy, that man. I told him I had a day and I had a kushi setting.
Speaker 2:His response was oh, I need to take my girl.
Speaker 1:He's a more southern individual and he was like I need to take my girl and get her shit cleaned out. I was like what the hell, dude? I was like dude get down yeah just be mad that's so gross, but anyways, yeah, I was saying some guy's sperm is really sticky and aggravating.
Speaker 2:You think, if it's?
Speaker 1:that way. If it's that way, like their kids are going to come out to be more of an asshole or more aggravated like, based on how clinging it is.
Speaker 2:I really don't think so. I don't think. I heard a story from one guy. I bet he did.
Speaker 1:He said he got his girl's hair one time and it just wouldn't come out. She tried shampooing it cold water they're in the shower and he just sat there laughing and he said he just wouldn't come out so she had to cut it off. Yeah, it's hard to clean, yeah.
Speaker 2:It's quite the substance. It really is. It's pretty unique. Yeah, I think. Imagine if some creature is trying to kill you, right, and you're just like what's my best defensive mechanism? Yeah, I'd be pretty, I'm not going to lie, you're just like wow, that's a way to like if a murderer is coming in dude and you see him in his room, you start, he leaves out a stab and he's just psh.
Speaker 1:Oh, dude, if I was trying to murder you and you did that to me, I'd be really distraught. I just got this weird sticky white fluid armor face. Dude, you'd at least buy you a couple of seconds to react and do something you know. Or if you just haven't gone and shoot him, that's probably the better option.
Speaker 2:But you did not have to put an example in there If I was trying to murder you and you just got. I just got all this white sticky fluid on my face, like come on. What do you mean, dude? Real definition of a cum shot.
Speaker 1:Well, they can't. Bam Don't get visual here, so we've got to be descriptive. We got to use flowery languages for our listeners Dude, what?
Speaker 2:Yes, who do you think you are, bro Shakespeare?
Speaker 1:Yes, but better I'm like redneck Shakespeare off two Perkies yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, two Perkies and infused with the Gerber blowdying. Yeah, that's a scary thing, dude. Yeah, oh, it's a scary thing, absolutely wild. It's wild, dude. You think you come close to Shakespeare and it's creative.
Speaker 1:No, I don't want to be Shakespeare. I don't want to be, no, gerber, I'm not Shakespeare, dude, that's true.
Speaker 2:It's actually true. Give me a shit what Shakespeare does. So what if, when it comes to knowledge, no, your creativity is on another level? But what about, like, just knowledge? What do you mean like?
Speaker 1:it has a lot Like Stephen Hawking. Dude, If you're trying to say like how I think I compare to Stephen Hawking with intelligence, I have nowhere near his intelligence. I can.
Speaker 2:But you don't care there.
Speaker 1:I don't care. You know a smart man that lives life but he has no feeling, no spiritual sense in his life, no meaning. Let me say a smart man that has no meaning or no spiritual sense or guidance in his life, you know, is nothing compared to the dumb man that does have that. He has a lot more, his life's a lot happier and, honestly, he can make him more impactful, Be more impactful that way. I often say this A smart man, that this is another kind of similar.
Speaker 1:Well, I guess this is a quote for myself. But what am I trying to say? Think about it A smart man that thinks only of his intelligence, that looks at life only from a mechanical OK, scientifically, this is what happens, and my brain's nothing but just emotions and hormones. That's why I feel this way, or do this. A man that thinks like that is just as dumb as a man that can't even write his own name. And that's what I've always told myself, something along the line. I've always exactly said it like that. I've said it in better before you can't write your name, I can't, I can't Dude. Sometimes I will say sometimes I forget how to spell my name.
Speaker 1:Like just for a split second. I'll be writing down. Wait, just the whole.
Speaker 2:Thing.
Speaker 1:Gives me Dude.
Speaker 2:It's so bad you be handling like a cup and you know like I use my fingernails.
Speaker 1:I use my fingers. Yeah, I use my fingernail.
Speaker 2:With markers, like all over the place and convenient, I just scratch. Dude, what if you just like break and you owe my lord? Now you put my straw in my cup and nobody does that.
Speaker 1:Well, dave, we're homies, we can start sharing some fluids, man, what no you?
Speaker 2:just weird dude. It's not weird dude. Listen, if I was getting like a friend to drink, right, because I asked and I handed them the cup, yes, and just like with the straw and everything, yes, I know they're going to say something. Okay, Well, my friend Cole would not. But People are weird dude. My closer friends probably wouldn't.
Speaker 1:That's my point. I mean at work they like. That's my point, dude. Is that, like it gets to a certain point, like guys will drink out of the same drink man, because you know we. What happens is we start. You don't just drink out of it, it's like how women get on the same cycles with their periods dude. It's like if they start hanging around each other, they start.
Speaker 2:Time with the moon? Yeah, they sing. You know what I'm talking about. Or is it the eclipse or the? What People said they they tried to like time their, like their cycles with like the tide. What their periods? Yes, they try to. They time it with like Like a lot of people think like their cycles are like affected by the tide of like the moon and water.
Speaker 1:No, I'm saying like they sync up. Man and guys have hormonal, hormonal cycles too. It's just that they don't, you know, they don't have some blood leaking out of them, so it's harder to tell.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we don't. Our our walls aren't, you know, we don't. Our inner walls aren't just what. Changing and shedding yeah, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is that's how, that's what happens for a period.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, it's just making sure. You're making sure like you sounded confused. Well, that's the way I was describing. It was a little I'm used to hearing that scientifically, what do you mean Like? It just sounds more scientific. Yeah, yeah, oh you're talking about we should start a sexual education course. Man for young.
Speaker 2:I don't know if people would want us giving their children. No, yeah, any sort of advice in that, in that regard?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know, hmm, I mean I like, I feel like I like it would be bad.
Speaker 1:No, I think it'd be wild. It'd be an interesting take. Would it be healthy? Would it be healthy for young children to hear us? I don't know. I think young men it might be. They look at it a little like harder. They wouldn't feel as nervous and weird Because you know, when you sit in the sex egg class, man, you get like a full body bologna. But it's also like your because you know they're having the little you know objects and they're talking.
Speaker 2:Well, back when I was in fifth grade and in my first like ever, sex ed class, where they were, I mean, I already knew how, everything whatever.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I did too From my nature books.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean not really, but they put the girls in one class. Oh yeah, they watch a video on how the female body works and they put the guys in one class. And we watched a video on how the male body works, but you didn't learn the female body. Nope, that's wild. But you learn that every time. That could cause a lot of problems.
Speaker 1:I feel like, like they like imagine, imagine you're a fifth grader. You only got the somehow met it through live. You didn't learn anything else about the female body. You only got the sex education that was given to you by the public school. Like you just said, you only learned about nobody when you get to take the girls pants off, you can be like where's the penis?
Speaker 2:So you learn about it in a what's it called Biology. Well like health or yeah.
Speaker 1:I guess so, but no anyways. But no, when I know, I know they get separated. We did too. We got separated, but we learned about the female body, and so you're like already, like at least I was already so. I was already so nervous, though it just has such awkward experience. So I'm like tons of anxiety with all these other kids and you know screaming with like and I was 11, I get a bone nerve like not even around, Steve, really. Oh yes dude it sucked man.
Speaker 2:I had that. I mean, I had that stuff when I was like nine or 10.
Speaker 1:Really, you probably had yours early. My my next start to all the love. I think you restarted, but no, dude, I just walk around. I just. I mean I actually wait, no pause. I did get boners before I was.
Speaker 2:Nobody says pause before. Wait a minute pause. I did get boners. I did get boners before.
Speaker 1:I was 11. I just never like had any sensations down there, but like, actually when I was theorizing I was. I think. I think when I was theorizing how like babies were made before I actually knew.
Speaker 1:when I was like real, I noticed sometimes you know my dick could be at heart and I'd be like, and I used to think that sex happened. The guy would just rub the balls against the female stomach and there is like some sort of like force or radioactive wave. That was like magic. Yeah, that would make a baby. That's how it happens, Anyway. So that's what I used to think.
Speaker 2:People always say like they have this way they thought babies would get made. I don't ever remember Really, I just remember like I'd never thought about it. And then at some point in time, one day, I just knew. I'd never had a process like that.
Speaker 1:I thought about it, man and I, anyways, and I noticed my dick would get hard and I'd be like all right, this has to have. I was like you know, I can't put it together yet, but I feel like. I was like I feel like my dick getting hard has something to do with sex and I just couldn't put two together. But I'm like what's the magic thing that happens between rubber? I just couldn't figure it out. And I started reading my nature books and I was about like nine or 10. I was like, oh okay, this is how this works. It's like semen's a thing and the egg, the army, yes. And so I learned that Semen Navy Marine Sea.
Speaker 1:Men? Yes, Dude, it's so weird that what do they call it semen? Where did that word originate from?
Speaker 2:Look se a or semen. Where did? I bet your browser is reads absolutely. I've longed so many FBI watchlist. Yeah, I saw this one video where the dude was like the FBI watching watching my computer and it's just like him watching a video for monkey. It's just like he's just like monkey, yeah.
Speaker 1:So earliest evidence for semen is from before 1398 in the writing of John Trevisa. I'm probably not saying that right Fraterniter semen is borrowing from the Latin at etymons. I don't know what's written those words.
Speaker 2:Show me what's it look like or what's it spelled like. There you go, take that, let's see, oh seem, oh, seme, like referring to Sin Bay, as in sun and Latin.
Speaker 1:Oh, so it's like sun producer, I see.
Speaker 2:And Sin Beton attested from se he as child. Oh, okay, that makes sense. I guess that makes sense.
Speaker 1:I don't know why they ended with an N then.
Speaker 2:Quite beautiful. I don't know what se he is. I don't know why that was in there Se he sounds like an alcoholic drink, right, oh, like dozecky.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, it'd be like more elegant, like dozecky is for like the lower class, secky's, for like the real home, Secky All right, that'd be like the advertisements.
Speaker 2:I'm like hot chick yeah.
Speaker 1:Secky yeah.
Speaker 2:Have you seen? I saw this one thing where it's like this really hot model or something, she's just doing an advertisement for a car. She just does like random things in the car and she's just like Lamborghini. She's like presses a button.
Speaker 1:Lamborghini, I mean sex sells man. That's why you see it everywhere, dude yeah.
Speaker 2:Especially like young guy. I feel like it's a All of the one of my professors was showing me this like it was like some fast food commercial or something, but they were on a, but it was a car. Like it was this girl doing like a car wash, one of the old fashioned car washes on the car where they're like. Oh yeah, my professors like this is my favorite video on here because it was, you know, and we're going over advertisements. When it comes to like how you reach out to people, that's so creepy?
Speaker 1:No, he wasn't that creepy. He was really weird but he was really weird. You know, probably had some kids, yes, but people, yeah, kids.
Speaker 2:I don't remember if he was a grandfather or not, but I know he had kids. He was older, he was like maybe 50 something, and he was just like this is my favorite one out of all these like you'll see what I think was a Carl's junior commercial and it's just some chick, just like, just like eating a fry. She's like like spraying water on herself and he's just like yeah, don't y'all just love this. It's all like I can only imagine what the girls were thinking in that class and all the guys.
Speaker 1:If I was a girl, I'd feel really uncomfortable with you, Like, oh, if he says something like that, well, like you know, I mean that's. That's one thing, I guess.
Speaker 2:if it's not that creepy. Like it sounds creepy, I can actually. Yeah, it sounds great.
Speaker 1:But if, like, if it's just a room of like guys and that dude's just like oh yeah, he's like, this is my favorite one, that's fun, that's fun, that's fun. I mean, I think I have females on that too. That's a little weird. Like if I was a girl I'd be like all right, it's kind of creepy.
Speaker 2:I would feel very slightly uncomfortable in that class. I mean, I don't know, that's like. I would never say that around women.
Speaker 1:I'd say that, something like that, with the homies, but I never said around women, because I never want to make a whole different.
Speaker 2:Well, that's different. Could we like he was like the teacher? Yeah, this is like younger men we like try to our best. Like respect women? Yeah, well, he should too. He's like he just looks at all of us as students. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:He just he's not going to look at like yeah it's so weird thing to do if you have females in the class, though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know, I didn't feel weird in the moment, but I could see how it would be weird. Yeah, well, I'm saying like, imagine if you had like a woman professor and it's like, it's like some commercial, like some dude and like Ro you know, yeah, just shouting masculine. So we're saying, yeah, I'm not gonna feel that uncomfortable, I'd be like it's also different for guys at that top of what. What. Yes dude, if a Quality.
Speaker 1:It's different guys, dude.
Speaker 2:How so what you think, guys, don't necessarily have the same emotional attachments.
Speaker 1:And it's not like Most women are not gonna violate a man like that, like he's able to physically keep himself from being molested, like and this is a deeper and not saying that you know it was pressor wood or wouldn't, they would take it to that far, but that is like the base grounds for what I'm saying they're able to protect themselves from that. You know, and it's different, and they look at you this.
Speaker 1:They look at women and Women and men both look at sex differently too. Men look at sex Like just straightforward Pizza man you just eat it, it's done. It was not all men.
Speaker 2:Just hang on.
Speaker 1:Well, like, yeah, like if you love somebody, yeah yeah, you're gonna love them.
Speaker 2:Beyond sex it's been just a sex itself. Sex drive, well, just the sex it the self is like pizza.
Speaker 1:You just eat it right women look at sex like spaghetti. It's a long entanglement of emotions in there too, man, so it's all it's a strand of stuff.
Speaker 2:Do you know? You could think about it like that until some moment, like uses your something. I mean, yeah, dies.
Speaker 1:I can't be used. That's like. My favorite song is self-esteem by the offspring man. I don't know this one. He gets used by a woman. Ah, sex, yep, I mean.
Speaker 2:I figured what it was about.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, you did. My mom actually said that was my theme song, dude, she doesn't know what it means, she, well, she's like, she just heard like self-esteem, that's what it's called. Yeah, she thinks I love self-esteem. It's like we're in Arizona on vacation. She's like and my brother had a pun in the car. She's like no, this is your theme song, so you've been there, isn't it?
Speaker 2:Yeah, yes, that's where Zion National Park is.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:All right I.
Speaker 1:Anyway, so yeah, so like she's like this is your theme song and like you know, like she has no idea what it's actually about. And it's basically about like the sky just takes abuse for sex from this girl and he keeps like I should break things off, but you know she comes over and like begs in, you know he just is.
Speaker 1:He talks about it and and I think one of lyrics is like it's something along paraphrase, it is something along his lines, along the lines of he's saying like she's saying like I'm the only one for her, but I wonder why she sleeps just by friends.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah, I'm at one size here. What certain songs are like it's hard to on your forever. Like there's some songs now that I hear that I'm like man, I used to love this song, but now it's like I can't think, I can't, like I don't know. It's like the girl talking about dancing with I'm gonna dance here with this guy, like go go away or something. Oh, I do, did you know?
Speaker 1:that song by Katy Perry. It's like. It's like I kissed a girl and I liked it. Yeah yeah, for the longest time I used to think that was from the perspective of a gay 12 year old boy. I like a pretty aggressive gay little boy. Yeah, that's why the boys I didn't, I didn't understand lesbians. Yeah, well, no, I mean understood lesbians, but I just didn't think of it that way. I thought it was a gay little boy that hits the girl and so now I'm not, and now he's not gay.
Speaker 1:I never understood, yeah, so it wasn't. I was like 16 and then I figured out that song is about a lesbian relationship.
Speaker 2:Would you, is that considered Like, as I consider it'll like, being a lesbian? You know I'm saying the word gay is way easier to use.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean like Gay if. I kiss you. So yeah, it's being gay.
Speaker 2:Okay yeah, gay issues the same way. Yeah, like.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but it's just gay, is just easier use. I mean it means the same thing.
Speaker 2:Yeah homo. Well, I was just a. She gave us guys. Is that what it says?
Speaker 1:or is that what I'm saying? Yeah, I'm just looking at the recording studio. Oh yeah, so it's cool.
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Speaker 2:Yeah, dude's going crazy.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I know oh.
Speaker 1:That's a beat. I'm gonna rap on that. Yeah yeah, burn them up. Call me white cuz I turn a pub, oh yeah.
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