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"Jefferson's Ocean Aged at Sea; Tom Hanks"
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Bourbon meets maritime adventure in this entertaining exploration of Jefferson's Ocean Aged at Sea. Matt and Phil crack open Voyage 20 of this unique whiskey that traveled the world's oceans before landing in their glasses. The bottle comes complete with a ship's log detailing its journey through the Panama Canal, around the Pacific Rim, and up the Atlantic coastβwritten with such flourish you'd think Hemingway was the captain.
What started as a straightforward whiskey tasting spirals into a delightful debate about whether aging bourbon on ships actually enhances the flavor or merely creates a compelling backstory. The 90-proof bourbon presents as surprisingly light, lacking the complexity and depth of other Jefferson's offerings, raising questions about whether the ocean voyage is worth the premium price tag. "If this is a gimmick," Phil remarks, "I want to taste ocean water."
The conversation takes an unexpected but hilarious detour through Tom Hanks' filmography, demonstrating the hosts' signature conversational chemistry. From "Big" to "You've Got Mail" and everything between, they connect nearly every Hanks movie to their nautical whiskey journey. By the time they circle back to bourbon, you've forgotten you're listening to a whiskey podcast and not hanging out with two friends who've had just enough bourbon to get wonderfully sidetracked.
Whether you're a whiskey aficionado curious about innovative aging techniques or simply enjoy listening to engaging, meandering conversations fueled by good spirits, this episode delivers both information and entertainment in equal measure. Grab a glass of your favorite bourbon and join Matt and Phil as they determine if this seafaring spirit sinks or swims.
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Cold Spring Day Introduction
Speaker 1Hi Hi, hi, hi, black and blue. Today, man Rough day, it's cold, it's cold, it is cold. It's like outside and it was all windy, is it? And cold? Is it cold the cold was? Are we in?
Speaker 2spring. Yet I don't know, I don't think.
Speaker 1I don't think Chicago knows what it is. I feel like we're far away from each other, it could be summer already. I feel like it should be right. Mother's Day is coming up.
Speaker 2Mother's Day is right around the corner.
Speaker 1Mother's Day is over, but it's coming up for us, but for the listeners it's past.
Speaker 2Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1Never know, maybe somebody?
Speaker 2No, the release day is going to be two days after after oh, that's right, welcome to whiskey bits with matt and phil, where we sip on everyday whiskeys and find the funny in our everyday lives.
Speaker 1Um, you were like reciting a poem or something. What were you doing?
Speaker 2Well, tonight we're going to try Jefferson's ocean aged at sea. Ooh, did you get the Jefferson that you texted me about? How else would I have taken the picture and drinking?
Speaker 1directly from the bottle. Oh, you just did. You didn't just do that at the, at the store. Could you imagine we should try it All? Right, I mean we have to buy it.
Speaker 2This is a blend of bourbon whiskeys, a very small batch. This one comes in at 90 proof 45% alcohol. Oh wow, by value. It's really low. So the really fun thing about these Jefferson aged at seas is each one comes with a ship's log.
Speaker 1Come on. This is one of those that's like Log Come on. This is one of those that's like it's okay, we'll see if it's a gimmick. That's all I gotta say. I'm curious. If it's a gimmick, I want to taste ocean water. Captain's log.
Speaker 2Captain's log. Captain's log. There's someone on the boat. Ocean Voyage 20. Ooh, a dramatic reading. Wow, only Voyage 20. This voyage left port Under clear skies and slight seas. There was a chill in the air At 45 degrees, which warmed as the sun rose. Above the fog bank being held offshore by an offshore breeze.
Speaker 1Sorry, how can you be held offshore by an offshore? Okay, whatever.
Speaker 2I feel like there was some redundancy.
Speaker 1Yeah, there's just more words out there. You know, maybe look up some more.
Speaker 2As the wind increased and the seas became moderate, the bright sun over the ocean gave it a golden glow that shimmered across the tops of the four-foot waves and remained such all the way to the north entrance of the Panama Canal. Oh my.
Speaker 1Four-foot waves all the way. Ow, I pinched myself. Does it smell? Ooh, is this one of those things? So it's aged in the ocean.
Speaker 2All right, does it smell? Oh, is this one of those things? So it's aged in the ocean, all right.
Speaker 1so yeah, the the whole idea here is yes, if you put your ear, I can hear the glass you can hear the bourbon and also you might give yourself a nice ear canal cleaning I wonder, interesting oh oh it does smell. Oh, it smells a little sweet. There's a little sweetness on the nose there.
Speaker 2Yeah. So the whole thing around this is that it's aged at sea and so the voyage that we're reading about here in the ship log tells us about the I was going to say it tells us about the log. Does it tell us about the, the I was gonna say it tells us about the log. Does it tell us about?
Speaker 2the the log from the ship yeah, because no redundancies there because of the way that they wrote the offshore it's whiskey bits, where we'd have bits and whiskey in the reverse order traffic was light in the canal that day, my my friends. Is that what it says? No, it doesn't. It actually does say traffic was light in the canal and while the humidity was up, the temperature held to the mid 80s.
Speaker 1So would that actually do anything? So what's the deal I mean for the listener, because I obviously know the deal is what's the gimmick?
Reading the Ship's Log
Speaker 2It's a gimmick. Why don't you tell us?
Speaker 1I feel like it's a gimmick Aged at sea to me. Remember we talked about creme brulee. I want to taste creme brulee. This I want to like. I feel like it should taste salty.
Speaker 2Well, the idea is that the barrels that sit in the ship Are sloshing around they're jostled to and fro, uh-huh To and fro, on the bottom of this ship, this one, voyage 20.
Speaker 1On Voyage 20. Yeah, we made that clear at the beginning.
Speaker 2We now have them going south to the Panama Canal.
Speaker 1Okay, but doesn't something like the humidity or the seawater? I mean, shouldn't that?
Speaker 2I don't know. I mean certainly the humidity and the heat, right, you know.
Speaker 1Like what if you put the barrels in the water and like dragged it along, kind of like trolled?
Speaker 2with the barrels. I think it would keep it too cool. I don't think the temperature changes would be there.
Speaker 1That's a good point, yeah, so it does need to still be hot.
Speaker 2I mean it needs to be something.
Speaker 1Yeah, humid at least. All right, you tasted it, I did, you took a sip, I did. I'm just getting like not Well, it's a 90 proof, so it's not overly like bam hitting you in the face with the nose. So the fumes coming off the, the ethanol fumes, not really hitting you, but I did get it like a sweet smell. So I'm curious to see what it tastes like.
Speaker 1Oh yes, please tell me very light oh that's burning a little bit very light, mm-hmm, oh, that's burning a little bit. And now, hmm, I don't detect any saltiness. It's not very salty Salty snack, yeah, hmm, I have to try it again.
Speaker 2Pulling away from the loss of Balboa and entering the Pacific Ocean. The typhoon season was already three months underway, a season unlike the Atlantic hurricane season that extends over a six to seven month period. Typhoons in the Pacific can occur anytime throughout the year. Pacific.
Speaker 1If this is the, United.
Speaker 2Are you really having a difficult time?
Speaker 1If this is the United, this is Florida.
Speaker 2Florida, apparently, is Aroused.
Speaker 1No, it's not aroused. That's Florida. Okay, so the Pacific's here, california yes, ah wait, are you? This is a really. This is a thing. See you learn things in school. Wow, still is doing geography, so I was able to brush up all right.
Speaker 2So, uh, I'm wondering where the port was, cause it doesn't actually say the port in which it probably in you goal yeah port you go portugal. I'm leaving. Get it, dad joke loading. We haven't done that in a while.
Speaker 1I'm leaving I, you know, it's just there's not a lot of depth of flavor, okay, just not a lot of depth. It's, it's light, meaning it doesn't there's not a lot of complexity, but like not a lot. I I don't mind it actually, though it is actually there's not a lot of like that bitter aftertaste I'm not getting. I'm just I'm getting just kind of a real nice light, almost as if it was like a light breeze, you know, on the on the ocean ocean voyage.
Speaker 220 had was headed south, you're still on the equator. You're really obsessed with this and the storm activity is was well to the north, crossing the equator. The season switched from spring to autumn, seas were slight, skies were clear, the temperature remained a balmy 85 degrees and the ocean continued to sparkle like liquid gold why are they?
Speaker 1no, it's blue, it's not even. And just because you cross the equator doesn't mean it's fall when it's still be. I mean the toilet's flush in reverse. No, no, that's true it is. It's fall past the equator. Yeah, why? Because it's further from the sun. Depends where the sun is at the time. You don't know.
Speaker 2It doesn't depend. Do you know? In Australia?
Speaker 1Getting some corn husk.
Speaker 2We're heading into summer right.
Speaker 1Yeah, here.
Speaker 2Australia is heading into winter.
Speaker 1Winter. Yes, really yes.
Speaker 2Why? Because of the sun.
Speaker 1Mr Sun Sun, mr Golden Sun, remember that song.
Speaker 2Nope, okay, all you have to do is some research. I think you'll figure it out.
Speaker 1I'm going to look it up. I am stuck on the fact that toilets flush the opposite way, though With the exception of a rough spot during our run between Melbourne and Fremantle.
Speaker 2A rough spot during our run between Melbourne and Fremantle, voyage 20 had smooth sailing up and around the Pacific Rim, back through the Caribbean, up the east coast of the US and in and out of the North Atlantic, as we docked at 7.40 am in Savannah, that's in Georgia.
Speaker 1Savannah. So wait, they went below South America, this thing traveled, or they went through the Panama Canal, Panama.
Speaker 2Canal, pacific Rim. I don't know where that is.
Speaker 1It's in Panama.
Speaker 2Yeah, okay.
Tasting and Debating the Gimmick
Speaker 1Okay, so they went through, but they were down there and then into the Atlantic All the way up.
Speaker 2Yeah, so they went all the way around the world. I mean it's flat, so they went across the world.
Speaker 1Clearly you can't. I mean obviously.
Speaker 2So as we docked at 740 Amin Savannah.
Speaker 1Somebody had to write all this. Do you think they have a guy on the ship that just said they're like I gotta? It's the ship's log For the whiskey we have to.
Speaker 2Yeah, they log every voyage.
Speaker 1They're leaving some stuff out.
Speaker 2They log the voyage At some point.
Speaker 1I wanna read, I wanna find a good one Like forget this thing. I wanna find a good one Like I'm the captain, now you Forget this thing. I want to find a good one Like I'm the captain, now you know at some point, Like somebody has taken over the ship. How big do you think the ship is? I don't know, I'm picturing like a pirate ship. I don't think it's that big. No, you think it's just like a little trolling.
Speaker 2I mean, it's big enough to have a few barrels on there. I mean like they gotta make it worth their while well, let me tell you this um, this is bottle 129970, so 1200, and well, I don't know, did they maybe started at 129129? Like 969 yeah like, and this is just 970 of all of them yeah, you know, I know I have no clue Interesting. Maybe it started at 1299 and like it's just bottle 70 and this was the last one, who knows?
Speaker 1I want to be the guy like driving that boat yeah, the captain, yeah, that guy, the ship captain yeah, I want to be the captain now, yeah. You could be, I could be. We should figure out where and like we should and just rent a boat and just drive one, even if it's just one barrel, just drive it around, like hey, we did it, we could log it, we'll log it. But I think we should try to get in some trouble, like have some drama, like to me that's a boring read.
Speaker 2It's like great, it's not done yet.
Speaker 1You're talking about glistening ocean okay, cool. Um you know what else glistens? Anything that has reflective surfaces. So congratulations.
Speaker 27 40 am in savannah. Savannah, the sun had risen over a still and golden sea, just as it had upon departure. With the golden sea, steady temperatures and gentle seas had a mellowing effect on the crew and the bourbon of ocean voyage 20.
Speaker 1Oh, they finally mentioned the bour. Good, I'm glad we got around to that.
Speaker 2And you can experience its golden glow, neat or shimmering, over an ice cube or two.
Speaker 1I can tell you, I guarantee you, they did not write golden glow in the shiplog. I'm just going to throw that out there. I think that was added later. I would have added it like I would have taken it seriously. I would come on, guys, embellish a little bit like nobody's. Nobody knows. It's like you the first mate and the captain, that's it right. That's the only people that probably be witness to any story.
Speaker 2So I'd be like dude albatross came out about the professor and marianne that's true, all those guys gilligan, we crash landed.
Speaker 1We saw jack sparrow and blackbeard the howls, yep, whoever they are and are they, the rich people? I don't know oh, is that from gilligan? And uh, and there was, you know, we fought tom hanks. Uh, we picked him up, he was on an island. Yeah, he had. He had, you know, crash, landed on island and marooned out on a dock, right A little thing he built and we picked him up.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1So he was with us and then, unfortunately, luck has it, the boat gets taken over, because he also was Captain Phillips. So our boat got taken over by pirates and yeah, pirates and yeah. And then, uh, thankfully though, uh, we, uh, we, he had a, a cowboy hat and gun that he could use to to shoot at the bad guys and uh, but at one point he turned into a kid, andy, no, uh, he was he. You know, he was big for a while and then he went back to his normal kid self and realize it was just a kid all along.
Speaker 1Oh so okay but uh, yeah if it wasn't for that mangy mutt he had with him, was it hooch or pooch or I?
Speaker 2don't know what it was.
Detour Through Tom Hanks Filmography
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, no that's true, and Meg Ryan kept showing up a lot. I don't know what you're talking about, so yeah, it was good that's right.
Speaker 2I just I, I remember the time that, right after that, oh after that, right after that when, um, when he started, he started working for a record label and he was out finding bands.
Speaker 1Yeah, what was the thing that he did?
Speaker 2It was a weird time. What was the thing that he did, though? Right, well, what he was trying to do was he was trying to catch Frank Abernathy.
Speaker 1Oh, right, right, right. Yeah, Because you're like hey, that thing that you do, you're like hey, if you can, can you catch him? Catch him, catch me, catch him.
Speaker 2Catch anybody, catch him, if you can. That thing you do, yeah, that thing you do.
Speaker 1That thing you do. Catch him, if you can.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Woody, that's right.
Speaker 2That's right. Then we dropped him off at an airport.
Speaker 1At an airport and he was like I don't speak.
Speaker 2English. I just wandered around Airport. There's a lot of tom hanks movies. That's really what I'm getting out of. This is that there's a lot of tom hanks movies and they're all gems. Yeah, I was gonna sleepless in seattle. Oh, now we're just gonna say the names of the movies, we're gonna describe them, or we're just like we've given up on no but that's a perfect bridge to what we're.
Speaker 1But yeah, I know, I just joke blocked us. But how many more tom hanks movies? What is your favorite tom hanks movie?
Speaker 2oh, man, big yeah, pick was one of my favorites. I used to love that watching.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't know if I would show my son, though, because I'm pretty sure at one point you know he he, he, he, he didn't. There's a thing that happens, I don't know that he did well, he touches, you know he does. He. Let's just say he's grasping for things I mean I, I would say that I was probably a little older when I watched.
Speaker 1I think back then, though, it's like our parents were like, hey, whatever, but then like they'd be like hey, you can't watch power rangers. I'm like I just watched kickboxer with john claude van damme, now I can't watch power rangers. That doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2I was never told I couldn't watch Power Rangers. I didn't want to, because I was watching.
Speaker 1Because you're watching Big Boxer, like, if this is the kind of stuff that's on a PG movie, let's go.
Speaker 2That's right, that's right, yeah, yeah, it's good, it's good. I love it. What's your?
Speaker 1favorite Favorite Tom Hanks movie. Oh, you've got mail. For sure I love it If I've seen it once.
Speaker 2I know it was a long time ago and I can't? I just don't think so.
Speaker 1It'd be a shame to miss New York in the spring.
Speaker 2Did he play Sully?
Speaker 1He did Sullenberger.
Speaker 2Yeah, so the other thing that he did, he crashed a plane.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's where we originally were gonna pick him up. Eventually we all got on the plane and then he crashed it right and I was like thanks, dude, like thanks a lot for doing that, but thank you for doing that because you saved us so. And we were in new york so he can get his mail crucial, yeah, crucial. But then he had to take it overnight to seattle because he just could not sleep Could not no. Oh my gosh, we did it.
Speaker 2We did it. Did we do all of them? I'm sure there's some in there. Yes, we did, every single time we had to have missed some.
Speaker 1Every Wes Anderson movie he's been in. He's in all those. Now he's been in a lot of those. What's the? It's not the men who stare at goats, but it was a weird title, yeah. What the heck was it Like in a basement or something, is it not? No, I don't know, he wasn't in that one. There was a. It was a weird, I don't know Some weird movie.
Speaker 2Wait, wait, wait, yeah when he's. It's like they're like robbing something.
Speaker 1Yes, that was a good flick it was. It was a really good, I like. I mean I love tom hanks I think he's such a good actor. Yeah, um, and some of like some of those stars like their kids, you know, you're like oh, okay, some of them like actually do a lot.
Speaker 1Yeah, like bill pullman. Um, from uh park. No, um, he's. Bill pullman is the president in independence day. His son is now like in everything. He's in thunderbolts. He was in the new top. I didn't realize he was in the new top gun because he was not as big. Um, he did some show with brie larson.
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't know, but like colin hanks I really like yeah, I think you were trying to that's. I think you were trying to get a real person. Yeah, a real person. I don't think Lewis Pullman.
Speaker 1No, Bill Pullman's real Lewis is not, though man. No, but Colin Hanks, that show that he's on that got canceled Life in Pieces. Oh my gosh so funny, so good so good, so good.
Speaker 2He's actually a really good actor too. He's funny. Yeah, he is, he's a really funny guy.
Speaker 1Because wasn't he in American Pie, those movies, wasn't he in no? It was like a guy that looks like him, though.
Speaker 2Yeah, but that was a little bit before. But he was in a couple of those slapstick comedies as well. As the awkward teenager, whatever, but he really came into his own and Tom Hanks has a lot of. He's got a few kids with Rita Wilson. No, is that right? Yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1He's got Chet. No, yes, chet, chet Hanks, I think I might be wrong.
Speaker 2Wikipedia would know.
Speaker 1I think it is, hey, wikipedia, oh, they don't. They don't have that. That's not a thing. What do you think of this? You didn't really say much, yeah, yeah, I to me. I think it's cool, it's a cool story, sort of um, I again would say, well, first of all, I would say the Jefferson single barrel, very, very old, amazingly better, like, so good. So it's not like, oh, you know, knocking their brand and I'm curious how close to the, the mash bill that this is to that. Yeah, you know what I mean. Like, if, if, that, if they're Jefferson, um, jefferson reserve, yeah, if they're reserve like single barrel, very small, like or very old, is that good? Is it really the difference of putting on a boat and driving around the world, or boating around the world, or sailing around the world, versus sailing?
Speaker 2I'm sailing bill murray. I'm a sailor, I'm a sailor.
Speaker 1Um, or is it? You know the difference between that and being in the rick house. Wherever they are, where are they? Where is jefferson's reserve? Let's look it up I thought you'd never ask oh, oh, my goodness.
Speaker 2You shouldn't have asked.
Speaker 1New York City Okay.
Speaker 2Really, really.
Speaker 1That is bizarre, huh, I mean, is it MGP?
Speaker 2Good question? I don't think so Huh.
Speaker 1Interesting New York City. Well, I mean the water in New.
Speaker 2York is Okay it makes it.
Final Thoughts on Ocean-Aged Bourbon
Speaker 1Are you going to say more? Look, when I was in New York. When I was in New York, my hands, the water when I was in. New York? That's Harry the water. When I was in New York. That's Harry Carey. What are we doing? You started it? No, when I was in New York. No, the water. It makes a big difference with the bagels, bagels and the pizza. Oh, the pizza. We should go to New York tonight. Let's go right now. Okay, Red Eye, Get some pizza and come on back.
Speaker 2I don't know. Oh man, you think they do. I don't know. I feel like somebody's gonna probably drive there to new york.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's like 17 hours isn't it. It's not that bad because we did we did. The worst part is driving back. That's true because the the way the earth rotates my, actually, it should be faster on the way back, right, because you're going with the earth, the rotation.
Speaker 2It's flat.
Speaker 1What difference does it make? Well, still a flat earth, can? It slides throughout the galaxy. Yeah, it's like this Slides. Yeah, it's just sliding. Yeah, it's like a Like take like a plate.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Or a like take like a plate, yeah. Or like this look here, this is it a coaster, this is earth. Yep, that's what it does. What, yeah? So like if you're in a car, if you imagine this is on top of it I could imagine or you could actually just do it yeah, and you're driving so, like, if you're driving like this, is you here?
Speaker 1look so that everyone can see this is your car. This is the earth, the earth moving throughout the galaxy. If it's flat, then the earth moving throughout the galaxy. If it's flat, then it's moving throughout the galaxy. It's sliding like a hockey puck, but then you're driving that way, right? So then you're going like this, which means it's faster, right, you're going to get home faster, but look, if you're going the same direction, you're never going to get there.
Speaker 1You can drive and drive and drive all day. You're gonna just be stuck right where you're at. It's not a treadmill, that's, but that's how that works that's science, phil, is it?
Speaker 2I heard the flat earthers recently spent a lot of money on like lasers and other things. Um, to prove that they proved themselves wrong and it accidentally proved that it was wrong.
Speaker 1Like nobody saw that. Turn those off Idiot. Wow, it reminds me of in Parks and Rec, that the alien crew that every four years they think that that lizard alien is going to it's the end of the world. They're like actually we got it wrong so we need to reschedule for next year. How about April 3rd? And she's like oh, I have an opening on April 4th. Yeah, I think that my mind was mistaken. It is actually supposed to be April 4th. Wait, april 4th. You know, I have a recital that day for my granddaughter, but I think I remember, I don't know the the bad, the alien saying uh no, it's actually april 7th. Yes, april 7th looks good. Oh, that's when the end the world is. It's around. Your calendar got it perfect. Can you imagine, though, if you just if that's how it worked it'd?
Speaker 1be horrible if you just like drove and then like the earth, you was moving and you wouldn't go anywhere.
Speaker 2It would suck. I don't think it's hard to even imagine, because of how terrible your experience is how stupid this is.
Speaker 1I mean, we went from Tom Hanks to I don't even know to flat earthers, so we went to driving to New York. Is Tom Hanks a Flat Earther? That's the question we want to leave you with the listener, Just the listener, yeah, because I'm pretty sure At this point, I'm pretty sure Brooks is like, yeah, I'm done with this episode.
Speaker 2You better be, so yeah.
Speaker 1You have any left, I drank it. It's an easy drink, it doesn't hurt.
Speaker 2Yeah, you know, it didn't hurt.
Speaker 1I don't know that I would really. I don't know, I don't know if I would put it in anything. It's kind of watery. It watered down a little bit.
Flat Earth Tangent and Wrap-Up
Speaker 2Maybe, like it, spent a lot of time in the ocean. Probably Well I feel weird cheersing with an empty glass, but you know not much to cheer for. I'm not a huge fan, it's okay, I probably wouldn't.
Speaker 1I'm glad that you bought it and I didn't. Now, what are we going to do with it? No, hide it in the back. I found one of the ones you hid back there. Oh, that was even more watery. Oh, remember that one. No, it's like 18 oh, the eight dollar.
Speaker 2The eight dollar, the one that we got from schnooks yeah, yeah, yeah, schnooks bourbon, oh my god, it's just called schnooks bourbon. That just says bourbon on it, just bourbon.
Speaker 1Oh my God, it's just called Schnucks bourbon, that's it. It just says bourbon on it, just bourbon yeah.
Speaker 2And there's a sticker at the top that says Schnucks Bought at Schnucks.
Speaker 1Good, glad we bought it there. Paid, paid, paid in full. Well, all right Well this is good, yeah, I some good ones and I I think we need to pull out one of the, a better whiskey, one of the top dogs. Okay, for the next one, I'm not gonna change in a week, I'm just gonna wear the same thing, I think, for next time I mean, it depends on how warm it is outside.
Speaker 2But right now, if I look at the, if I look at the, it's supposed to be 80s.
Speaker 1It's gonna be me, so I probably will be wearing a t-shirt. You could just walk around with. That probably age it a little bit I'm not walking around with this. Okay, there's so much other bourbon, let's say, put it, put it back in the barrel, let it sit somewhere else for a while.
Speaker 2So maybe you know what I'll do.
Speaker 1I'll drive around with the car for a while I'm going to call tom hanks and say look, we need you to fly somewhere so that we can I will keep, keep.
Speaker 2I'll keep a log, yeah.
Speaker 1Keep a log? We should do. Yeah, whatever happened to keeping logs, that's a whole nother episode. That's true. We'll log that in and we'll keep it for later.
Speaker 2Hey, hey, thanks Phil, thanks Matt, this was See you later.
Speaker 1Interesting this was. See you later.
Speaker 2Interesting. Yeah Bye, hey, thanks for sticking around. That's it for this episode of Whiskey Bits, but if you enjoyed yourself, please like, share and subscribe on your favorite platform.